The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. First order of business. You
guys know what that is, first talkback, first talkback. Here it is
hey JV Show. This is Allen and the cerfl. I want to be
the first talkback so I can wish my beautiful girlfriend Robert a very happy birthday.
And I want to see if maybe I can get a DJHD to drop
a quick step for her. Oh my gosh. Okay, a couple of
things. Flicks that right there, but old DJD just walked in, Old
DJ. Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. Also about the birthday,
shout out. That's my buddy Alan right there. I met him a couple
of times. Alan, go god. You know the time he left that
message. This is dedication because he wanted to wish his girlfriend a happy birthday
and to ensure that he was the very first talkback. He left that talkback
at twelve oh five. Wow, just after midnight. That's a dedication.
Good boyfriend w at like twelve oh two. I know that would really mess
things up. And now EJ chee, he needs to drop that set in
honor of her birthday. Give him my gosh. Should we do a second
talk back? We should I'm why not Morning JV Show Ben from San Jose.
Do you guys remember this iconic intro? Everybit means the epitome of a
fitter when I'm in the visiting with you. It a doug even he did
into a percent of me. That's finished vision. I'm featable. You want
a batle, I'm available, mondabatable money. I got a tray full of
money. I'm paintable. Let go pity more. Selena rapper, I don't
know. I don't know that Selena fire. You are spinning hot fires rappers
in the world. Dialog dial on, Selena dialog dialon. I think that
was more than five Selena dialon dial I just can't count. Happy Monday we
hired? Why haven't we well me? Why haven't I heard this? I
haven't even heard that, yest or you did it? I don't remember that.
I remember that. Hi, DJ Chety, Hello, my gosh,
Yes, most hilarious thing happened to me over the weekend, you guys.
I had to give the backstory first. Okay, So a few weeks ago
I went to my friend's birthday at a bar in Oakland, right, And
because I'm responsible, I did not drive there. I upered there and then
I got a ride home from one of my friends who was also there.
So I get dropped off from my friend, my sister from another mister and
her girlfriend. Right I was drew drunk. I'm shocked because next day,
you guys, next day, I woke up and I was like, oh
my god, all of my press ons are broken off except for like two.
I had like two nails left. I'm like, I'm like, what
what happened? What did I do? So you started the night with a
full set, yes, and then you got drunk out bar and by the
time you got home you only had two left. Well, I don't know.
I don't know if it happened at the bar when I was sleeping.
I just woke up and I was like, whoa, where are my nails?
But that's what I mean. The night started with a full set of
nails and then you go out drinking and then you come home and you got
two. But I don't know if I lost I didn't. I could have
came home with the full set also and lost them in my house. I
don't know, got it? Do you know what I mean? So I
don't. I don't know. I just know that I don't have any nails
left, and it's been the biggest mystery until Saturday. I go to UH
I go to my niece's first communion, and I saw this same couple there
and apparently my nails broke off in the backseat of their car, her car,
and it started a huge fight between them because the girl were like,
whose nails are they beat in your car? But it was just me being
drunk. That's hysterical but also gross, Like I know if I was finding
your nails all over the exact my car happened, doesn't explain what I was
doing. Were you biting them off? Yeah, were propping them off one
by one. No, they broke because no, because it's hard to explain
grid because you never Warren bres songs before the ladies listening, they were still
like glued to my nails, but the tips were broken off. They sped
the half. Yes, I don't know. I still don't know. Yeah,
you must have done that, like think you had the munchies on the
way home. You were hungry, and you were just cracking into them with
your teeth. You're just taking bites out of them. Oh, so they
almost they almost got a divorce because of you. Yes, nice, yeah,
but then they just backtracked, like, well, the only person in
my car was you know, Selena. She was drunk, so it was
her. Yuck. Jess. How was your weekend? It was good.
There's a lot of I guess sports watching, so I wish I would have
placed more bets. I watched the Kentucky Derby on Saturday. Wait, if
you ever place bets, Gram's your guy for that. So on yeah,
on Saturday, I watched the Kentucky Dery with my boyfriend and some friends.
And you guys get all dressed up like a Kentucky dirty I know that was
your next bar. I want to go to the Kentucky der wey so bad,
just to wear like one of those really fancy outfits and the hat.
But we all for fundzies were just like, let's pick some numbers for whatever
horses we think are gonna win. Well, I pick three and a lesson
pretend gambling, Yeah, because it right right before the race. There is
nothing more boring than pretending gambling. People like you want to play blackjack just
for fun? No, that's the point. Listen. It was right before
so we were like, okay, everybody just pick. I picked number three
and number eleven. Number three wins, and number eleven was like right behind
it too. So I was so mad that I didn't put any money on
this. And then Saturday night it's the Canelo, which obviously everybody was well
I saw it. I feel like everybody was watching it. My whole family
was watching it, and everybody was passing around at my family's house this little
hat that had a bunch of numbers in it. And I had never like
bet anything with my family, but I was like, okay, let me,
let me get a number, like how much is it? It was
like a twenty dollars entry thing, and I guess you just get a number
and that there's only twelve numbers in there. Whatever number you get is whatever
round the fight is supposed to end at. So if you know, I
ended up getting number twelve. So the fight went all through round twelve and
I won two hundred and forty dollars. Wait, so you were just like
lucky. I was just I just happened to be standing by my uncle,
who was, you know, passing around the little hat with the numbers I
just picked on. It makes me so mad, and people are lucky by
accident. She was hat I grabbed a number and number twelve and it just
happened to win some free money. So that's a nice that's a nice come
up. At least you were playing with actual money that time. The Kentucky
Durgan thing is in explained more. Come on, don't you don't do that?
Listen. I like betting, but I only like betting when I feel
like I'm gonna win. Yeah, said everybody. Ever, of course we
all want. It's way more fun when you're winning. Yeah, but the
whole point of it is you might not win. Yeah. Do you guys
want to play roulette? Just for funzies? We just spin the wheel and
then we just guess blacker red. No, so fun. I don't actually
know. Put some money on this table. The JV Show on Wild ninety
four nine, Happy Monday. Okay, so Tory Spelling. She has this
podcast called Misspelling, and every time we've talked about her, it's just been
like the wackiest things ever that she talks about on this podcast. There was
the fact that she cannot go to the bathroom without somebody supervising her. So
now you know it used to be her husband. They've split up. Now
she has her kid that has to like stand there and watch her use the
restroom, so weird. Then she admitted that one time she went in her
kid's diaper while she was driving. That's more understandable. No, it's not.
The guys are like we filled up water bowl or too something. Fine,
fine, but it's unheard of. I think we don't. Just you
know, it's not every day we hear of somebody going in their kids diaper.
I have another clips. This is from a podcast episode from last week.
She was talking about how she and some girls came to Napa doing a
bunch of wine guzzling. As she called it, I came to Napa and
got my pierce, like says no one ever at forty eight. We were
doing all these wine tastings. We're like, this is so fun. And
then I was like, you know what I want to do. We should
get a tattoo or piercing. I proceeded to yelp tattoo piercing places and we
drove to Petaluma. She was in Pedaluma getting the Pepperoni's service. What okay,
didn't know that that was your go to spot. But okay, you're
you're you're in wine country for the weekend. Okay, pedalumam it is that's
the spot. Let's go weird. So she admitted to having those peers.
She also says that she has I don't know if she still has it,
but something called a Christina the hell can you ask? Can you? Oh
my gosh, he explained, I I know what it is because I've read
about this after saying that she has this, But I didn't know about this
before yesterday. It's like a piercing down you know where you do the DJ
mixing. Oh my gosh, wait, Like, how do I say that?
It? Is it the one specific part that I'm thinking of of the
downstairs DJ area. I don't know. I just know it's downstairs. It's
near that. Yeah, it looks like a like a belly button type of
use. There is what I've read. I don't know. Yeah, I
guess I don't know. But it just says near that. But that's a
little vague party you get to discover Graham. But it's one of those like
piercer. Yeah, it's just near there, just near there. Why is
it called it Christina's Christina Aguilera has that. I know you're just making that
up. But it seems believable, right it does. Yeah, By the
way, so when I was trying to grab audio for that podcast, it's
the most boring thing ever a Graham It is unlistenable. I don't know how
many people listen to that. Probably it went on for fifteen minutes about her
tooth is chipped, had to get veneers and she can't eat apples or something.
It's so bad, I can't now. And then we get a little
we get a little jum or the Christina. But other than that, who
can hear? Who can listen to this? Somebody? Somebody is because they're
the one that has to write the article about it, Like, you'll never
believe what Tory Spelling said this. Either that or she's one of the people
that's associated with is putting that piece out. Yeah, that makes more sense
than people actually listening to it. Grahama, what do you have? I
wanted to play you guys a piece of a new slapper. I've found this
song. Apparently a lot of people on TikTok are really enjoying the slapper.
It's a North Korea propaganda song praising their leader, Kim Jong ound. It
is in Korean you're not gonna be able to understand it. I'll just want
to play a snippet of it because people are really liking the energy and the
sound of this song, and then I can tell you. I can read
you a few of the lyrics, just to give you a taste of what
it's about. Okay, it's a fisp for right, so good, So
I'm here for this. Yeah energy, Yeah, people are loving, people
are loving the song. Let's sing about Kim Jong un, our great leader.
Let's boast about Kim Jong un, our friendly father. The song is
called friendly Father because you know he's seen us, this father figure in the
first verse, warm hearted like your mother, benevolent like your father. He
is holding his ten million children in his arms and taking care of us with
all his heart. The same Kim Jong un a dictator one, Yeah,
but there they it's propaganda. They they like talk about him like he's the
supreme leader and he is the greatest and can do no wrong. I mean,
his guy, his father, according to North Korea, like legend,
not even legends, it's fact. There he had a round of golf where
he had eighteen hole in ones. Actually not actually, that's the kind of
stuffing. They're being told to believe for everything. Oh man, you could
be perfect. People are loving this new song, you guys, so just
get ready. This might be the song in the summer. We don't know.
Some people are saying yeah, some people are saying this might be it.
It's Kim Jong and propaganda song and people are loving the way that it
slaps. Oh my god, he does laugh. You know that guy bothered
to us all. He is so stupid? Isn't it crazy to have you
guys ever stopped and thought about that? How just crazy this world is that
there's a country full of people that is not They are basically limited in any
exposure to the outside world. They have no idea. You know, Drake
and Kendrick her beefing right now. They've never they've never heard their music.
The music that they get is this, like and this is all they're allowed
to listen to. They say, they play this over over like loudspeakers and
woreograph dances and stuff that they're supposed to know, and they're supposed to know
all the lyrics to it. I mean, can you imagine a world where
you're you're like media and the stuff you're exposed to is this that strict?
I can't even imagine it. Yeah, I know. I mean we complain
a lot about, you know, being here and the things that we Americans
deal with. Yeah, we need to shut up the JV show on Wild
ninety four nine, we were just talking about Tory Spelling on the latest episode
of her super boring podcasts Such a News Fast. But she was talking about
how she came to NAPA, did some wine tasting. She was kind of
feeling herself. Then she goes to Pedaluma and she got the chesticles peers.
Interesting choice. She also admitted to having a different piercing down there the I
guess what they call the Christina wasn't really sure what that is. Thank god
we have this thing called the talk back Mike. What would we do without
it? Yo, Good Morning TV shows, your boy nobody special. Just
we'll go back to church talk about Christina piercings and trying to explain it.
I'm a body chersier and so I think hopefully this is a safe way to
explained. I want to listen to this first, but it is pretty much
above the downstairs DJ where you do that. It's more so on the pubic
mound. We have a mount. Hey, we're on the radio. I
don't allowed to say that because you mean like like like a picture's mound.
I've been playing a lot of baseball with my cable. Is it like that?
Yeah? Yeah, that's a good good way to put it. So
there's a mound. There's analogy. Yeah, I don't know. If I
was a body piercer, I would not be doing any Christinas. Nope,
you can't turn down from one. That's your job. The Christina doesn't on
that. That awkward if it's above where the downstairs djsshu, Yeah, that
sounds pretty bad. I feel like you could still have some some coverage there
and it's like it's above. No, I don't. Let's talk about would
you rather be a body piercer that does the Christina or somebody who waxes people
that does the Brazilian Either I'll be doing the Christina all day long. Oh
you know what I mean. I'd rather do that, all right, Christina
just one and done and then you know, send them on their way.
The waxer, I mean you could be the minute, you know what I
mean? Oh yeah, get your weed whacker out. A lot to do,
all right, this is big, exciting news, you guys, big
exciting news because Boeing, you know, they've been crushing it in the airline
game lately, just literally christiating planes perfect flawless. So they decided, you
know what we should do rather than fly to Detroit or somewhere boring, We're
going to space. Everybody, what are you kidding me? They're going to
space tonight. That sounds like the unsafest thing ever. Tonight. Yeah,
Boeing is launching their star Liner capsule. It's gonna take a couple of astronauts
to the International Space Station and they're gonna fly up there. They say it
takes about twenty six hours to get there or something, and they're gonna fly
up there and drop them off, and then the star Liner, this capsule
can return to Earth and it lands on some big inflatable things whatever. It's
reusable, and they picture that with this deal with NASA, they've got that.
Over the next however many years, they're gonna do a whole bunch of
flights to and from. Boeing is in the space game, you guys.
How about they perfect flying here on Earth? For Yeah, they can't even
fly through like who needs that regular sky door panel on the side of a
plane. You don't nobody's using that one. So what if it flies off
and a couple of people almost get sucked off on a flight? What are
we whining about? So what a tire falls off and crushes a car here
at SFO, No one was in the car, mister perfect I did want
to ask this because yeah, Boeing has been struggling a little bit down here
on Earth and they want to take their troubles intergalactic. Now would you rather
fly to space? And because there's two companies right now that are two companies
outside of NASA, you know, private companies that are going to start that
are making these flights, are or are or are already wow Monday, making
these flights. And one of them is the other company's SpaceX. Okay,
so SpaceX they've made flights to the International Space Station a few times, successful
ones. And now Boeing they're getting Boeings that hold my beer, We're going
to do it too, and they're doing it. What would you rather fly
on Boeing? Because we know, okay, things have parts are falling off
here. But SpaceX that's Elon's company, And you know, have you seen
the cyber truck. Have you seen the cyber If you drive it into a
car wash, it's done. The whole thing. It turns into a brick.
You can't move it. Which one would you feel more comfortable flying right
now? I guess I'll take my chances on SpaceX. If they've already successfully
you know, done it once, I'm good with them. They've done it.
But have you seen the cyber truck? Have you seen the cyber truck
that everybody's, everybody's everybody breaks down And the fact that you can't take it
through a car wash without the thing turning into a brick, that's a problem.
So you're going Boeing, screw the unknowing. I mean, if you
look at Boeing's miles flown as a track record, Yeah, we've had a
few incidents, but total up all the miles. I mean, I bet
you a problem amounts to less than point zero zero zero zero zero zero one
percent of a time that there's a And this is their first time they're going
up to space. Yeah, I mean space experience. They've done some unmanned
test flights. This is the first time they're they're bringing humans. Who are
these humans like they are willingly on this thing some space nerds. Do you
think they signed up for this before all the baffling beggy of boeing annoying us,
and there's not going back now. They sign their light away. Yeah
no, no, no, they They've got their custom space suit with their
name embroidered on there. You can't change your mind once once the embroidering is
done. I think I'm flying SpaceX just because they've done it a few times.
They launched stuff all the time, they launched the satellites and stuff all
the time. Yeah, I'm flying SpaceX. Graham, we have a shoutout?
Oh we do, you guys, we do. We got a shout
out here mom in my DMS. It says, hey Graham, Loopy sliding
into your DMS. My daughter Alyssa turns five today. I got this yesterday,
Cinco de Maya. Can you give her a birthday shout out? Let
her know Mommy, Poppy, Troy and Ethan love her so much. I
podcast the show, so you can give her a shout out anytime. Thank
you so much. And of course, who gives a fart? And that
is from mom Loopy, So happy happy birthday. So I hope you have
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visit sleepworld dot com. So Selena Gomez and Bennie Blanco are getting serious.
She and Benny are coming up on a year dating later this summer, even
though they only went public with their relationship in December, and already they are
making plans for their future. Selena sees him as the love of her life
because he makes her feel happy and he makes her feel secure, and Benny
feels the same way, So it's not like she's just a stage five clinger.
The feeling is usual. And they've already been talking marriage. They've been
talking about having kids at some point, and they kids harry and they're on
They're both on the same page about this. It's something they both want.
They feel like they finally found the one, good for them, good for
them. I'm so happy for them, aren't you. I can't. I
feel like by now I would have turned around and supported this union a little
more than I actually do right now, I just I just can't ship them.
Why not I don't. I'm happy that she's for each other. I'm
happy that she's happy, but maybe I don't know is happy. I can't
because like, yeah, I'm so happy. She actually does look happy now
though, right I feel like it's this is her, This was her happy.
This is the greatest day of my life. It does feel honeymoon stage
though right now, So don't we're in our honeymoon stage. I've never been
happy. I don't think she's happy. Graham, I know you can't tell
us for her boring voice, No I do, that's what and that is
her happy, boy, that's why. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm shipping them.
But part of me is going to be let down when you know,
it's kind of like I want them to like get married and then just like
off into the sunset like that's you know, like and then I don't have
to hear from the room again. But I know that's not how it works,
you know, like you wish so they could get married, like we
send them off, like they go live a quiet, peaceful, private family
life. And I just never hear from me or the room again. Oh
yeah, that's not gonna happen. I'll be talking about them every day here
on the Java Show, so can't escape them. Megan thee Stallion selling tickets
for as low as twenty four dollars. It's a great deal. It's a
seal. Practically, she said, an eggs for twenty four dollars anymore?
I guess right. So she's about to kick off her Hot Girl Summer tour
right now. She's practically giving tickets away for the Lolo prize of twenty four
bucks. So there is some debate. A lot of fans have thoughts about
these low ticket prices, like hold on, Like, is she struggling to
sell tickets because it kicks off next week her tour on May fourteenth, So
maybe she's not seeing the numbers that she had hoped for, Like at this
time, do you guys think that's possible? Yes, it could be because
of her latest like scandal, but don't question it. Just part of it
feels like that scandal wasn't really scandaling. Yeah, I don't think that would
end. I don't think that people who were fans of hers that were gonna
buy tickets or a show suddenly were like no, I'm out. Yeah,
I think you'd go to the show. You're a fan of her music,
you'd go to that show regardless. I just think I still feel like we're
in the aftershock of the Taylor Swift and Beyonce tours. I just think the
bar was set so ridiculously high, and we saw the ticket insane ticket prices,
and I don't know, I just think everything other tours and festivals that
have come around have been underwhelming to people after that, and it's just not
as much demand to go to a show that you see is kind of underwhelming.
This is just my theory. I could be totally wrong, but there's
something to me. I just I get that vibe with a lot of different
even Coachella at underwhelming sales and all this stuff. I just feel like we're
I think we're just kind of shifting to people not we're not so easily impressed
anymore. Also, this is her first tour ever, so maybe that's why
she's kind of probably scared that she's not gonna sell as much tickets she's ever
been on tour before. So oh really, I think that could be a
factor as well. But I think people just aren't buying them, eating them
up like she had hoped for other bands. Think this could be a part
of Live Nations doing a concert week where they're selling really sheeap tickets, So
it might we do that. It might be Yeah, but Graham, I
think you're right. I think people are just not really wanting to go out
to shows like that anymore. Yeah, there's something. There's been a shift.
It's like I can't put my finger on what it is or what why
it is, but there's something. There's something happening. But I don't think
it's people have less of a demand to want to go see live music.
I feel like that demand is still there, but maybe they want more out
of If I'm gonna buy a ticket, I need more. I mean it's
not even just that, but it's like, I think I would love to
see all of my favorite artists, but you kind of have to be selected
because everything is so expensive nowadays. You have to pay for gas, you
have to pay for parking, you have to pay for you know, your
drinks, the ticket there. So I hope that she's doing this to help
her fans actually go see her. Did past concerts have free drinks, freak
gas and free parking. No, but that's what I'm saying, like everything
has gotten just way more. No, I know everything is exponentially more expensive.
Graam, Are you going to Bottle Rock by the way, because Megan's
going to be there, Dude, I'm going. Are you gonna get your
hot girls summer off? What day is she performing? I don't know you're
the one going. I don't know. I'm just I'm just going to be
white boy wasted. Fine, I'll allow, I'm going sad. I think
I'm going Saturday. I think I'm going day. I can't fair enough.
I don't think I can only get childcare for one day. Grahama's squeeze in
one of your stories, holy weather whiplash, you guys, beautiful warm weather
to end last week. It was pushing eighty degrees at my house on Friday,
gorgeous day. And then Saturday happened and it was pouring rain, pouring
rain, and net. Look, this is the one thing I'm impressed about
by the weather people on this one because I rip on them all the time.
They can never accurately predict the weather more than like twenty four to forty
eight hours out and they nailed this storm like a week out, said it
was just going to be Saturday and it was going to wrap up and that
was going to be it, and they were right. Storm rolled in on
Saturday. We actually got pretty good rain totals around the Bay Area. Some
areas like Mount Tam and Mill Valley got almost two inches of rain in that
storm, so it like really pounded it really, We got a good pounding
of rain for that twenty four hours. Now, the interesting thing was we've
had a decent amount of snow this winter up in the mountains, but that
storm delivered the single snowiest day of this entire winter. The snow totals were
the highest on just from this one storm. The Berkeley Snow Lab measured over
two feet of snow twenty six point four inches, which was more than two
inches more than March third, which was the other snowiest day of this winter.
So if you had snowiest day of the winter happening in May on your
Bengo card, good for you, because nobody else had. That one is
going ridiculous amount of snow for May, and people went rushing up to the
mountains to go skiing, like this is weird quessially on that. Now we're
gonna holy weather whiplash again because we're gonna swing the other way later this week,
we're gonna be back into the low eighties. So it's gonna heat right
back up. So it was like cold and rainy one day. We're done
with that, boom moved on. Now it's giming be back towards happening.
It's a holy weather whiplash already, weather whiplashy. Thank you grabbed the JV
Show on Wild ninety four nine. Happy Monday. We are the JV Show.
I'm Felina Hi, this is Jackson. We're gonna give a shout out
to Phoenix whose birthdays goodkay, Happy birthday, Phoenix, Happy birthday Birthday.
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I think every guy has thought at least once about his best friends,
because sometimes you catch a glom. Guesses show each other in the Let's go
to your guesses Good Morning JV show. This is a gym from cashtro Valley.
My guess for the bleeped out word is salary. Guys have a good
morning and salary? Do you guys show each other that? Uh? Some
guys talk about it, some guys brag about it. Yeah, you know
guys in money? Yeah, shut up. This is Vince and Olivia from
Dublin. We think the bleeped out word is girlfriend. Girlfriend, got given?
You want to take a peek at the Yeah the girl? Huh?
Well, I mean you've thought about it. Have you ever thought about a
friend of yours? Boyfriend? No, the dishonesty from these ladies, it's
just like appalling. Can we get one shred of honesty? No? God
shows been from San Jose. My guess is your best friend's car. I
don't want to think about other dude's cars like that. Good guess, though,
no one has gotten it yet, so continue to leave those guesses on
the talk back Mike on the iHeart Apple play some more of them next the
JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. We're playing our game. It's called
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All you gotta do is guess the bleeped out word in today's clip.
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Leave your guesses on the talkback Mike on the iHeart app. Now you
can still play along in case you missed today's clip. Here it is.
I think every guy has thought at least once about his best friends. Just
give it a quick, that word a quick, It depends. Okay,
all right, well let's go to your guesses. Hi, GV. My
name is Gus from San Claren. I think the bleep do warges birthday,
goodbye, goodbye. We don't care about each others, Birson, we don't
care. Hi, go ahead, No, I'm just gonna say, we
don't even know what each other's birthdays are. Hi. This is married from
Sam Bruno and I think to bleep that word is Gennessee football team fantasy.
No, that is one hundred percent falls. Nobody cares about anybody else's fancy
but their own. Okay, we're not interested. That makes sense. Fabian
from Foster City. My guess is Max bench press. Do you wrong?
These are such good guesses. You guys think about that, right? You
don't think about it. You just talk about it. Dude, I was
I put up three plates the other day. You know, you tell you
brag about how much you can lift. Okay, but you don't sit there
and think about it, wonder how much he can bet? Good morning?
Is and is a sister. It's not the word, but it's true that
one. That's an accurate that about your buddy's sister. I'm just saying it's
crossed your mind before once you meet her. Okay, okay, Hi,
this is came from Tracy. My guest for the bleeped out word is mom.
Thank you have a good day. There you go, there you're going
you guys? All right, Well guys, that's what's wrong with us.
Were guys, we're gonna we need I have questions. Okay, but hold
on, here's today's clip. Unbleeps. I think every guy has thought at
least once about his best friend's mom. So really, I mean, it's
just it's a thought that crosses your mind. It's like would I well,
maybe you know if that situation presented itself. Yeah, I mean you know,
It's just this is what goes on inside a guy's head. Look,
we don't have a lot of thought processing power up there. It's occupied by
stupid stuff, fantasy football, how much we can lift, and video games,
seeks probably met mostly the Roman Empire, few other things, and it's
all jammed up in there. But yeah, you meet your best friend's mom,
like in high school, you're coming. Okay, yeah, I would
do it. No, does this surprise your mind? With every friend's mom
that you meet? What put I think you put it through that filter?
Okay? Yeah? Is there certain criteria the mom must meet or just just
moms in general? You have a thing for moms. No, The criteria
Selena is very simple. It's the criteria that it's a guy. Would you
or won't you? Hmm? Okay, okay, that's the thought process.
Would I won't I Generally it's won't. But there's been known to be uh
well yes, yes, some yes, I speaking there? All right,
he's sick. Goes all right, get some shout outs. Let's get some
shout outs. Our buddy Kim from Tracy, She's gonna be chugging Hawt coffee
and style. She had the very first correct answer this morning. Andrew Heyward
had a cracked, so did James from Clo. Clovis buddy Steve had it
cracked. What's up, Steve? What's up? Josh from gil Roy had
it, so did Erica, also from Clovis. Can I ask a Clovis
question? Yeah? Where the hell is Clovis? I forget? It sounds
like so much Denis. Yeah, I remember making that up. I don't
know. I feel like we've looked us up before and I've just forgotten.
Don't be smirch, the great city of Clovis. What's up Clovis? Thank
you guys from UH for listening. From Clovis. Ryan in San Jose had
a crag, so did Edwin from Brentwood. And our buddy Nelly, what's
up Nelly? What's up? In Bay Points? She had it correct also,
but not quite fast enough. So do it quicker tomorrow. That's what
I thought. I thought it was somewhere down there, some central Valley.
Well, thank you for listening. Thanks to put themselves on the map,
because yeah, there we go. Good shout out to Clovis. I appreciate
you listening. You'll have another chance to win the chug Mug tomorrow morning seven
oh five when we play what the Bleep once again. Remember when you win,
check your email. That's how we're going to reach out to you to
get you your winning Graham, what else do you have here? Exciting news,
you guys. Let me get the excited let me get the exciting news
alert so we can properly warn everybody about this. But next year, there's
going to be a ten day voyage to the Caribbean and it is called let's
just talk about where it's going to go first, Bahamas, Puerto Rico,
Saint Martin, Dominica, Martinique, Saint Lucia. I mean amazing February third.
That sounds fancy Caribbean cruise. We could all it sounds amazing. This
one's just a little bit different because they're calling it the Big Nude Boat.
Oh, it's a nudist cruise organized by the Bare Necessities were in travel group
and it will be a close, free experience throughout the trip. Now,
they said, the ship must leave port before you just rope. You're not
allowed to stand out there on your balcony wave goodbye. Everyone naked. You
got to be fully closed for that part. But once the boat is underway,
you are close free the rest of the time. Now, there are
a couple of rules, well rules and like just general guidelines. One of
the rules being, and I understand this one, you cannot take photos of
videos anyone photos or videos of anyone aboard the ship without their consent, whether
they're clothes or not. So you can't just be like, well look at
that. You can't do that. Okay, that's a fairly common rule amongst
the nwdest I thing. You can't do that. Now, Here's just this
is not a rule, but this is an encouragement. They said guests will
be encouraged to sit on towels when bare bottomed, when they're in a stateroom,
on the pool deck, ord in the buffet area. So if you're
at a meal and you're not wearing anything, we'd like you to sit on
a towel. So but other than that, I mean, it's like anything
goes the big nude boat. All I want to know is who's coming with
me. We all know how many illnesses and things spread on these cruise ships
with clothes on. Now imagine with no clothes on, and you know,
if they're sitting on a towel, that towel is not doing anything, but
it preserves the seat. I will say, can you imagine having to pack
for a ship like this? Probably one of the easiest things ever. Yeah,
you bring one pair of clothes to get to the cruise in and to
leave, and that's about one to leave and it could be the same set
of clothes, you wash it and you don't even need a bag. Dude,
this sounds awesome. I think you guys should reconsider. Nobody would ever
go on a nude crew. Everyone's gonna be new. It's not You're not
walking nude in front of a bunch of clothes people. Everybody nude? What's
the big deal? Because yeah, and I don't want to be I don't
want to be nude. You guys have you guys just have no sense of
venture? Oh yeah, sorry, Graham, the big nude cruise you want
to go? February third, the JV Show on Wild ninety four to nine.
Before we get to the JV show. You have nope game, Graham,
do you want to give us a couple of lines about this cruise really
quick? Yeah, the Big Nude Cruise set and sail early February of next
year. It's a ten day Caribbean cruise and it is what is what it
sounds like. It's a nude cruise. Clothes only required when you're getting on
the boat and off. Hey, guys, Sherry from Foster City. All
I got to say about this cruise is, can you imagine if you had
neurovirus on this thing? What are people going to do? How do you
hide that? You can't? You're stuck? Love you guys. That is
a good question because you will never really get neurovirus when or someone's gone.
Yeah, when you go on a cruise, and if there's not a couple
layers of fabric to at least give you one barrier of being able to hide
it as you waddle back to your room, go through so many towels.
Yeah, Locked Morning JV Show. So for the nude cruise, does that
mean the workers are also nude? Just the thought. Have a good day,
Yeah, everyone, Everyone preparing your omelets in the morning at the buffets
standing there the test hair you have to put a second hairnet on, of
course, because you don't want those sprinkled on top. Can we go back?
Can you play that talk back again? Was there? Did I hear
a at the start of this? You turn it up real long? Let
me see, let me see, good morning JV show. So for the
did you hear that? We're just messing with you. Let's do one more
talk back? Okay, what's so, Graham? I just wanted to say,
if you're going, I'm gonna I'll go with you. You know it's
gonna be super fun. You know, just just hit me up, okay,
coming with me? Who's coming with me? With me? Wlthany for
nine? Hi? Who's this? I'm Brandy? Hi Brandy? How was
your weekend? It was good? Oh it was fantastic. Thank you so
much for asking Brandy. You're on this morning to play the JV Show.
YEP, nope, game, I'm sure you know you know how this works.
For anyone that doesn't, We're gonna ask Brandy four triviue questions, just
get three correct and you win. So this is really cool because you're gonna
win two tickets to a live Nation concert of your choice, Nile Horn,
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I also have my daughter Skyler here with me. Nice. Okay, So
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don't waste a ton of time discussing it. Just yell it out. Okay,
okay, all right. Here's question number one, and and taro bang
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I'm joking. Nicely done, though, that's a tough one, all
right. Question number two. You might hear an economic news report mentioned a
country's GDP. What does GDP stand for growth? I think back to high
school econ. We all learned this a long time ago, though I don't
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what color do you get when you make white and black paint together? Why?
And gray? Yeah? Nicely done? Nicely done? All right.
You need this one to win the game and win those tickets. Question number
four, the statue of Liberty is located on an island that is part of
what City, New York. Ya, yay, you just went two tickets
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Congrat Thank you, Jenifery. Welcome. So I'm gonna put you on
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you want to go see in concert. Okay, thank you so much,
No problem, Hang on there, Graham. We have shout outs, we
do, we do. Moms were in my DMS relentlessly over this weekend.
I got one, says Hey Graham. My son asked me if I could
slide into your DMS. He turned eight years old on May third, so
this is a belated birthday shout out, she says. We want to let
him know that his family's so proud of him, loves him so much.
We hope he continues to swing for the fences. Love his dad, mom's
sister, and dog Pepper. We listen every day on our way to school.
My kids now say, who gives a fart? I just realized shit
didn't include his name. Now show now that but dog Pepper's name got in
there. But boy, didn't happy bladd birthday. Who gives the fart to
whoever you are? All right? And another mom my dms hey Graham.
My daughter asked me if you guys can do a birthday shout out? She
turned nine May six, that's today. So she said, I'm trying to
search your Instagram and it took me a long time because I kept searching Graham
g r a m. She said. It took me twenty four hours of
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spelled it's like Graham, Yeah, g r a h am just like Graham
Cracker. It's spelled the same way. Anyways, her daughter, Eleanor will
be very happy I found you finally, So happy birthday to her. And
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So it was a very busy weekend for Drake Kendrick Lamar. I don't think
these guys did anything other than record songs about each other, like no time
for anything else. So we left here on Friday, Kendrick Lamar had just
dropped his song six sixteen in La right, and that was after like a
lot of back and forth had already happened between Kendrick Lamar and Drake well over
the weekend. That night, Drake drops another song Family Matters. Literally less
than an hour later, Kendrick Lamar's dropping new music. He drops Meet the
Grams, and then he drops not Like, why do either of those guys?
That's fine, I'm in it now. That drops Meet the Grahams,
and then another song not like Us, and then Drake drops another song,
the Heart Part six. Honestly, it was so I don't know if anyone
else go up this way, but it was so there was so much happening,
I couldn't even keep up with We're will saying what and who's turning this?
I don't even know what's happening right now. But we'll talk about some
of the biggest things from over the weekend. So some of the biggest claims
that Kendrick Lamar made in his music Let's start with this one. He said
that Drake has a secret kid, and this shook the internet. Even me
and Cheety were texting and he was She was like, oh my god,
Drake has a secret. I'm just thinking, like why even hide a kid?
Like, what is the point you have a kid? So what you
have a kid? Not a big I find that one. There's a potential
for believability there. I mean, some people were saying that Drake kind of
fed the information so that Kendrick would write a line like that, but it
was actually fake. I don't know. So so I was getting to that
just thanks for stealing my story. Not that not that I didn't believe.
I think it's believable. I just don't see the point in hiding a kid.
Not a big deal. You have a kid, Like, it's not
worth hiding, is what I is what I was saying. But yeah,
he wasn't hiding the kid. He was hiding the world. Ye. But
yeah, So when Drake dropped his follow up song, he was like,
you felt for the fake information that we had fed you, Like you didn't
even investigate, You're just rapping about anything because you want to put out a
disc record. So no, Drake does not have a secret eleven year old
daughter that we know of, but that we know a lot. Now.
The other big thing that Kendrick really ran with is, you know this narrative
that Drake likes younger girls, and that's something that we've talked about here.
I don't think he's actually getting with younger girls. I just think he's creepy
a little bit around some of the He was dming Millie Bobby Brown or whatever
her name is, or texting her and she was like fifteen. Is that
freeby behavior? Yeah? But is he doing anything physical? I don't think
so. But Kendrick is calling him like a pedo and like all these other
things. So that was one of the bigger highlights of this beef. Drake
responded to those claims in his latest song, I never been with no one
on the age, but that was weird. My whole thing made me feel
thing made me feel uncomfortable right there. I also falsehood detected the light detector
over here, went on, No, I want to play how he ends
this song. So this is Drake's latest song, The Heart Part six,
which, by the way, the Heart that's something that Kendrick does. He's
playing off of his own music. I want to play how this ends a
lot of people are thinking this is Drake trying to end the beef once and
for all, like let's just stop at it. It's it's enough, not
gonna lie some some good exercise, like it's good to get out, get
the pain worker. So I don't think he's necessarily waving the white flag.
I just think he's like over it, like this, how can this go
any further? It's already done, what it's done. I think let's just
move on with our lives. That's what I feel like he's trying to say.
Yeah, because where do they take if? Like he was like I'll
see you when I see it. That's it, Like let's stop dropping songs
now, like it's enough, or he's afraid of taking another l when Kinder
comes out with a better song, thinks Graham, I know you had stories,
Yeah, do we also have a shadow? Let's yeah? You got
a couple quick shout outs I want to throw in here. Moms were in
my dms, like I said, relentless over the weekend. This one this
mom is asking for a very special birthday shout out to her son Zayne,
he turned seven years old on Saturday. They say they love listening to the
JV Show and on their way to school every single morning. She says,
Mom and her little brother Dino love him so so much. So happy seventh
birthday, Zay. That's a big one. Hope you had a great day.
Good point another mom and my DM's over the weekend. Mom Mollie wants
to wish her son Cody, he's turning six years old today, a very
happy birthday. She said, her son thinks he belongs on the show,
and he constantly wants to call and talk to us, and we did actually
talk to him one time. I guess about his Halloween costume, which was
a security camera and apparently we love that costume. I do remember that costume,
very very creative. So happy happy birthday, Cody, six years old
today. That's a big one, you know. Don't forget about the fun
the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Let's go to the talkbacks and
what's up guys. I'm not sure if this was already mentioned, but Selena,
what was up with that first trap story you had on Instagram this weekend?
Damn it? All right? You guys have a good one. Oh
really wait is it still Selena? Is it still up? I didn't see
it? No, that was it was Friday. Oh I missed it was
what was? What was the thirst? And what was the trap? Okay?
So so my man started this YouTube channel right and he's like, hey,
can you post something telling people to like go because he posted a video
about Drake and Kendrick Lamar. He's like, can you post a video like
about about my video? And I was like yeah, and I had on
the city. He's like, and can you wear something like really, I
don't know, like sexier or something. I get the views? Trying to
get the because so he was going to use that video to post on his
Facebook. And I know nobody uses Facebook anymore, but if you go on
Facebook and when you watch people's stories, it gives you like a preview of
what the story looks like. So when it's a woman with the bazoomers out,
you get a lot more clicks disappointed by the video after it come on
crazy. It's just like a little sports bra thing. What's funny. I
actually wanted to to bring this up because I got scolded by my mom for
this story. I am an adult, I have my own family, I
am a married woman, I am a grown up. Okay, And my
mom saw this and she was mad. Yeah, I know she was mad,
but she tries to like flip it to make you feel guilty. She's
like, you know what, miha, I saw that video you posted and
it made me really sad to see. Oh I'm disappointing my parents doing anything.
I don't hurt your I don't hurt your heart a little bit. And
uh man, how did we did anyone? Did just cheat? Yeah?
I did zoomers right, okay? And what did you tell your mom?
Like, Mom, I'm just living life. This is what I do.
I didn't say, mom, I'm just living back off I wanted to,
but now I just I said, okay, okay, sorry, next time,
I'll come up right a hood change the subject. Yeah yeah, but
it was my man's idea. He's like, hey, we paid for these,
they're going to be seen. Like yeah, yeah, I can't argue
with that. All right, Oh my god, that was so funny for
me. My mom doesn't say anything. But even I was telling cheaty the
other day because I posted this video of my outfit on TikTok and there were
I don't know how it landed on like the fo you page of a bunch
of the men. To know if it landed on like a bunch of I
want, like I want to reach the girlies because I'm showing out my outfit.
But it landed on like the thirsty men. And there were so many
comments that were making me rethink me even posting the video, even though I
don't think there's anything wrong with the video. But I'm like, wait,
am I like, am I putting myself out there in that way? Like
I don't know, it's just I feel some type of way sometimes when when
you post, the algorithm knows who is watching those videos. It's not your
girly besties out there, like oh my god, let me see a cute
outfit you're putting on. The girlies don't care about that. It's getting served
to people that are watching it. Yeah, were your presumers out too?
No, that's why, Like I was just I mean, I was wearing
like a skurt, so I'm assuming maybe that's why. But the comments were
making me rethink. Speaking of TikTok Gramma and you had something related, Yeah,
the slop of the summers here it is it's been dropped this woman on
TikTok. Now she posted a clip of just her talking and I want to
play that, and then she's like, can someone please make this into a
song, and she so she just made a TikTok sound that went extremely viral
and then I'll play you some of the because people have turned it into a
song now and we can listen to a couple of those. So here's what
she first posted a clip of it. I'm looking for a man in finance
trust Fund six five their eyes Finance trust Fund six five blue eyes. Oh
my god, I love it already, looking for a man in finance with
a trust fund six five blue eyes sounds like, uh, that's a pretty
odd guy right there, right, nice job trust fund, you know,
nice and tall. All right, So she said, can somebody make this
into a song. Here's the first mix of this. This is a summer
slap where you guys get ready, I'm looking for a man in finance trust
fun six five the eyes Finance trust Fund six five finance trust Fun six five
finances. Okay, that was one of the first mixes. Then people kept
stepping their game up. Now here here's another one. Listen to this one.
Welcome to the Hamptons summer right there, So you've just been you've been
warned. This is the song you will be playing in the clubs this summer.
Fine Outs Trust Fund. Speaking of finance, you're probably not doing too
well. None of us are, Okay, don't feel bad. The JV
Show on Wild ninety four nine, we were just talking about Drake and Kendrick
Lamar. They were going at it over the weekend, dropping diance record after
dice, record after disregord. One of the claims that Kendrick made was that
Drake has a secret like eleven year old daughter, and Drake says, it's
not true. That's actually some misinformation that he leaked and using air quotes he
leaked to see if Kendrick would take the bait. It's not even true.
Was how he tried to clean up that mess. We have an interesting talk
back, O guy. So I was thinking the whole Kendrick and Drake Shenanigans.
I don't think that Kendrick was talking about him having an eleven year old
daughter. I think that was still like a jab towards Millie Bobby Brown because
at the time when they were like texting and talking. She was on strangers
things, and her nickname was eleven just my two cents in the whole situation.
Oh, that's got to be it. That's gotta be it, right.
Yeah, But if Drake's the one saying that he did feed him that
misinformation, I don't know what I believe Drake on that. Really. I
think I was just trying to clean it up. Do you think he does
have a secret daughter. No, I think Kendrick's ripping on him about the
Yeah, that makes sense, Yeah, that would make a clever, clever
tie and there anymore. I'm honestly, I'm kind of over it. You
said you want one more song? Yeah? Why? At this point,
I feel like it's done. I don't know. The only summer song I
want is six to five five as fun six two blue Eyes Radio Money.
Let's talk about the The Tom Brady Rose, which was live on Netflix yesterday.
It actually was a live event, which I thought was really cool live
from Inglewood, but you can go back and stream it obviously, so I
did get to watch some of it last night. It was such a good
roast. There were a few times where I felt like Tom Brady was getting
very uncomfortable like he could not handle the jokes that were being made because there
was a lot of material they go in on roast, hold back, look
right. So Kevin Hart, he hosted the show. He was obviously up
first to rose Tom a little bit, and obviously the main thing that people
are gonna go for is his failed marriage. Gizelle was a hot topic in
this. I could tell very sensitive subject for Tom. Single life is what
you deserve because you had no choice. Gazelle gave you an ultimatum. Gizelle
said you were tire or were done that. She said to you, Tom,
you were tire or we're done. Let me tell you something. When
you got a chance to go eight and nine and all it will calls you
is your wife and your kids. You gotta do what the you gotta do?
Do you understand me? Tom Brady was so red and he was like
squirming in his seats. And of course they bring up the jiu jitsu instructor,
you know, the one that Gazelle supposedly ran off with. Sometimes.
Oh, by the way, Kevin opens this by talking about how Tom Brady
screwed over his coach for the Patriots, Like, you know, sometimes you
just you got to screw the coach got a coach you know who else?
Say coach Giselle karate man, I mean Jesus Christ, Tom one of the
smartest quarterbacks I ever played a game. How did you not see this coming?
Eight karate classes a day, eight ate Kevin Hart was so good.
He was so good. Jeff Ross was also there. You know, he
is hilarious. He did a really really good roast. He though you brought
up Robert Kraft in the massage scandal. Do you remember that? Of course?
And on the first day of training camp, that's scrawny rookie famously walked
into the owner, Robert Craft's office and said, I'm the best decision your
organization has ever made. Would you like a massage? So, I don't
know why this was such a sensitive subject for Tom Brady. He actually got
up out of his seat and he said this in Jeff Ross's ear. You
can hear him right here. I love Robert Kraft. I love it.
Yeah, okay, he said, don't ever say that is again. So
the audience couldn't hear that, but like we could hear it on the broadcast
because he was miked up. Yeah, I it struck a nerve now,
I why, Well, him and Robert Kraft, I think have I see.
I think when Tom Brady left New England, I think he and Bill
Belichick, who's the coach there. I think they had the issue with each
other. It was time for them to go their separate ways. But Robert
Kraft and Tom Brady are I think there's their kind of buddy buddy. And
I think there's a lot of money that's flown between Robert Craft and Tom Brady
because Tom Brady never took the biggest contract right to help the team stay under
the salary. CAPS think it's but Robert Craft is a billionaire, right,
yeah, And I think Robert Kraft was giving him a whole bunch of money
on the side and doing these deals, and I think I think there was
a lot of wink wing stuff happening there, and so I think he I
bet you before the show said Robert Craft jokes are off limb. I bet
you there was a list things that are off limits, and it was like
his pretty much anything goes. But I guarantee you Tom Brady said, don't
like, don't make jokes about this. And if you don't know Robert Kraft,
you know busted at some massage parlor. Yeah, and so I think
it was in Florida, the White Orchid or something. He was he was.
When I saw him get out of his seat and go say this to
Jeff Ross, I was like, oh my god, Like did he get
massages too? And that's why he's like, don't bring up the scandal,
don't bring up the scandal. I think he was just trying to Yeah,
I don't know. I think he was trying to protect the robber craft,
which was still is a weird thing like that. Even Robert Kraft is there
in the audience. It was like laughing along, just laugh it off and
a big deal like you, I mean very publicly were were arrested for this
thing, so like, how are you going to deny it? At that
point it happened just laughing off. Another big thing that would repeatedly get brought
up is Tom's Crypto scandal. Nikki Glacer was there. She did a hilarious
loved ros Tom also lost thirty million dollars in Crypto Tom, how did you
fall for that? I mean even Gronk was like me, no, that
not real money. Like after her set, she got a standing ovation her
I wish I could play more audio of her. She was so good and
I felt bad Like Gronk was there. He I feel like he got roasted
on more than Tom Brady. But at some point it's like everyone just calling
him this, like big dumb giant, like conceived on a folding table at
a Bill's game, like just just going in, poor guy. But everyone
was a good sport. I'm sure you've seen the headlines. Kim Kardashian.
Yeah, she got booed, That's what I heard. Yeah, I want
to let's do Kim next here on the JV Show because aside from her from
her getting booed, I want to know how you guys think she did,
because honestly, I was not a fan. Oh of uh. I just
feel like her delivery it just wasn't all all that. So I'm gonna play
Kim Kay's roast next the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Before we
talk about Kim k at Tom Brady's roast yesterday, Jess, did you try
out the olive oil shots? Did just a backtrack on Friday? Remember Benny
Blanco, He says, look, before a night out, you want the
best way to reduce your chances of getting a crazy hangover, take a shot
of olive oil before you start partying. And I tried it. It was
grand. It was gross, but I think it helped. It was to
a full shot. Yeah, it was nasty. Not gonna lie. The
first shots after I took after that, couldn't even taste them, so all
of fake, you know, So even that was kind of a plus.
But then the next I'm a lightweight. So with just a few drinks the
next morning, like I'm not feeling too good. The next morning I felt
amazing, Like I feel great now. I don't know, it's just all
in my mind where I want to. I wanted to try it. You
would run for the nearest trash can if you had to try to take a
shot of oil. But I will add that to the JV show chug Will
Oh no no, no, no, no, no, no chug.
And then I posted the video to TikTok and so many people were commenting that
charcoal supplement pills apparently are even better. So that'll be my next quest.
Oh my god, this is crazy. Oh by the way, Graham,
you mentioned our chug will. So Friday's eight twenty, we're starting something new.
We're gonna be playing a little game with you. If you win the
game, we'll explain all of this on Friday. But if you win,
someone on the JV Show is going to spin our chug will and have to
chug something. I'm gonna have to chug that thing and there will be all
of oil on them. Yeah, thanks Jess. She said she liked it
all right. So the Tom Brady roast yesterday, it was a live event
on Netflix. You can still go back and stream its. I got to
watch some of it last night. Kim Kaye was there. Might them a
little random. I think people were like why, well, you know,
there was the rumors of her and Tom Brady like dating shortly after the breakup
with Giselle. So Kim was there. She gets up on stage. First
thing that happens, she gets booted. Well, I know a lot of
people make fun of your night, all right, A whoau she got like
boot a couple people. This was the entire arena. It sounded like just
erupts in booing that would that would hurt your feelings? Right? I mean
you've received countless negative comments on social media, and you've had backlash about other
stuff. You've been through it, but still when you go up there and
there's that many people there and you think it's gonna be like fun and everybody's
gonna be I'm gonna be ripping on this person, and you're the one that
just gets I know, would I think she she handled it well. My
first thought was is like, oh my god, this is gonna throw her
off her game, Like I don't know if she had game to begin with
talking to roasting, but that would just completely throw me off, Like how
am I even gonna get? I forget everything that I was about to say
exactly. I would just run. Let's go through some of Kim's jokes,
shall we? Speaking of Tom and I dating. I know there were some
rumors that we were, and I'd never say if we did or not.
I just release the tape. How how do you guys feel about I'm kind
of over her only joke being about tape Yeah all the time. Not only
was that one not funny. I just feel like we're coming off such a
high seeing Nikki Glacier and Jeff Ross and Kevin Hart and they're like hilarious.
Their energy is to the ceiling, and then Kim comes on and she's like
so monotone yeah, it took everything down. I would never tell you if
we did, but I do know it would never work out an ex athlete,
hide cheek bones, silky hair. You remind me too much of my
stepdad. Now. So some of the jobs, some of the jokes were
not bad, not that she wrote them herself, but for me, it's
the delivery like she she is delivering them like she's reading them, which everyone
was reading off the teleprompter, But it's how you deliver it, and it
just wasn't there. For me, it's I'm telling you the world, being
a stand up comic is a tough, tough thing. Yeah, pull it
off well, part of me thanks, You would want to entrust me just
to try on my clothes? Like the jokes like she was there? The
joke? Who was there? You just gotta tell Seriously, I think it's
so great the way that you're showing everyone that even after winning seven super Bowls,
you can still have a midlife crisis. You like, these could have
been These could have been really, I think they could have put an Ai
right there and it would have had more emotion than she Let's do one more,
kim Kai. Honestly, it's hard for me to watch people roast you.
But I think enough of my family members have helped defend former football players.
There's actually there's actually a lot of OJ references. You know, Jeff
Ross came out dressed as OJ in Hell. Really yeah, yeah, that's
kind of funny. That's good. But yeah, and then Tom obviously he
was a good sport, although there were some moments where I could see him
visibly getting uncomfortable. At one point he goes up on stage and tells Jeff
Ross, don't ever joke about that again. But at the end, you
know, he got his chance to roast everyone back, and it was all
in good fun. And you can still check out the roast on Netflix.
Cam. I think you would really like it. What do you think his
kids thought about it? Because they're going to see it and like a lot
of jokes about mom, a lot of jokes about their mother. They're still
young. Oh well, he has older kids. The kid His kids are
like thirteen stuff, like you're in high school or about to be in high
school. He's got a son that's thirteen, I'm pretty sure, and he
has an older he had older kids from a previous one yeat. They probably
give me one kid from a previous but whatever, they understand what's going on.
And I know, here's a bunch of jo people riffing on my mom.
If I'm Giselle, you're not watching this rows they have the Internet,
they're Richtflix, They're they're gonna, they're gonna, they're gonna see it like
that's it's kind of a tough thing to explain, Like these are just comedians.
They're gonna say some ruthless stuff about your mom, Like do you address
it ahead of time? Yes, I don't know. Do you think Giselle
has seen it? Do you think she was watching? Yeah? I think
so. Oh that would get to me. If I'm being honest, I
don't think i'd be able to send me in Marge Like, I don't think
I could, but I would be a little curious. I wouldn't want to
know before I see it on the internet, because you know your name's gonna
be It's pervasive throughout the entire thing, the hottest thing, it's all the
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the most talked about stories happening today in the Bay. First things first,
the met Gala is tonight. If anyone gives a farts. We're gonna be
talking about it tomorrow. I have on zoom. All right. So that
explosive fight we talked about last week with Brady Spears and her boyfriend, Yeah,
it was not the first one, I know, not that shocking.
But apparently four months ago, Brittany and Paul Richard Soli's this boyfriend of hers,
they got into another explosive fight at their hotel room at the Wind Resort
in Vegas, and sources say it was so bad that their suite was just
in ruins by the end of it, just destroyed, So Bratty had to
pay the hotel tens of thousands of dollars to cover all the damage. The
source also says that this boyfriend of hers during the same trip, borrowed her
car one of her cars and damaged the car as well. Like, what
is up with this guy? What is up with Brittany? Sound like two
people that should not be together and Brittany needs help, or maybe they should
be together if they are just alike. Sound like a great match. Hotel
rooms beware. Yeah, so Lovers and Friends was canceled. What happened?
So if you don't know, this was a major music festival that was gonna
go down Saturday in Vegas. Jana Jackson, Usher, Alicia Keys, Snoop
Dogg, Lil Wayne, Nelly, Ludacris, Gwen Sefani, Rick Ross,
Fat Joe, Tea, Paint. The list goes on and on. Wait,
Gwen Stefani. Yeah, yeah, you run off that list of names,
and all of them made sense to me until you said, Gwenstow,
that's the funny. Yeah. Yeah, don't ask, I don't know,
that's just what it is. So organizers pulls the plug the night before the
festival was supposed to happen, because the National Weather Service issued a high wind
warning. They said to expect thirty to thirty five mile per hour sustained winds.
That's nothing and gus over sixty miles per hour. So out of safety,
this thing was called off. Do we know if the winds actually materialize.
That sounds like a nice state of fly. This sounds a nice stay
to fly a kite. The entire weekend people were like posting videos like where's
the wind. There's no wind here, like it never happened. And so
this festival was called off for no reason. It's not gonna be rerisqued.
But people are going to get like refunds for the tickets, but they're still
losing out a lot of money. People flew in for this festival. They
have to pay for hotel rooms, that stuff they're not going to get reimbursed
for. My brother went to Vegas this weekend. I don't think he was
going there for that, but he hadn't been to Vegas in a long time,
and so I texted him yesterday. I was like, dude, how
was your Vegas trip? Like you guys go big, and he said that
on Friday. My poor brother, he said on Friday he was starting to
get sick. He was starting to catch a cold, didn't feel that good.
So when he flew out there, he said he was all congested and
his ears wouldn't pop for the first twenty four hours that he was in Vegas,
just like excruciating ears won't pop pain. And then his cold got worse,
so he was sick the entire time that he was there, and he
got pinky. Somebody poured it on his pillow. I think that I don't
know now. I saw some video that his wife posted. She was out
with the ladies having fun while my brother was probably back in the hotel room
crying, and she was at some club and Ludacris was performing on stage,
and I was like, dude, that looks like a great Yeah. I
thought this is really cool. A lot of the artists, even though the
festival was canceled, they still stayed around and they did like impromptu shows yeah
for fans. So Snoop Dogg and t pay Me performed at a day club
at Resorts World. I didn't know Ludacris had done it. That's awesome.
Usher he got on stage at Jewel at the Aria Resort and did like a
little show. I do feel so bad for all of the vendors that were
supposed to be at the festival because I saw one's TikTok video of her saying,
you know, I flew in from Mela. I have all of this
food that I was supposed to sell at the festival, and now what am
I supposed to do? I just missed out on all the money. Wow.
I had to pay all my employees to be here too, So now
what am I supposed to do about this? And I just handing out food
for free practically, And there's a big ripple effect and putting on a festival
like that. That's a lot of people involved. Yeah, it's gonna be
windy. And then it was let's squeeze in one of your stories. All
right, move over, Boeing Unknowing, because there's a new mystery that we
need to tackle the JV Show twenty twenty four Investigative News Desk, and that
is the Bay Point Blazes. At least that's the name that I came up
with. So far, it's a working title. We can work on it.
Over the weekend, there were multiple different tow trucks that all burst into
flames in Bay Point and in Conquered. Four tow trucks went up in flames
in total. They were all completely destroyed. According to police, all the
tow trucks were owned and operated by the same company. That company is called
California Towing, so clearly somebody has it out for that company. Most likely.
All the fires were started very early Saturday morning, like between two and
three o'clock in the morning. Security camera cut one of them in Baypoint as
this tow truck went up in flames. It was on Summerfield Drive. In
that video, you can see a guy get into a car and speed away.
Another security camera cut won in conquered that was on Sinclair Avenue. That
one went up in flames as well. So it's probably the same person that
pulled all these off in the same night, don't know. But anybody with
information about those because this is a family toin company. I saw an interview
with the guy felt really bad fun because he'd lost, like, you know,
his fleet basically of tow trucks. That's how they make their money,
clearly, So anybody with any information about the Bay Point blazes, maybe don't
call it that because I'm the only one. They won't know what you're talking
about. We call the Contra Costa County Fire Department. I think it's like
a disgruntled former employee or something. That's what it's giving to me. Or
somebody who got their car repode by and that company was the one hired to
come toe it or something and they're mad at them about that. Yes,
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Every Monday morning we bring a picture from our weekend. Mine, I
do apologize, is a little uneventful. I went to a first communion over
the weekend and me and my daughter we left maybe like ten twenty. I
don't know a little bit really because my feet were hurting and we had to
stand there. Wow. So we let you go sit in my Ford Explorer
Platinum with the B and O sound system turned up and those two tome leather
seats at the twin panel moonroof. Yeah, I was gonna say, is
that lighting coming from that twin panel room? Some selfies? That's a good
selfie. Look at you guys. What's your daughter all grown up? I
know? Wow? Is there anything more boring than going to somebody's first community.
It's up there with baptism. So I'm ya, I was gonna say
both those things. Nobody is excited to go to those, right nobody?
All right, Mine is a picture of our listener, Memo What's up Memo?
Who he had reached out to me on Instagram. He's like Graham you're
building this house. I do drywall work. If you ever need any help,
let me know. And he's probably thinking, like nobody's ever gonna actually
take him up on this offer. He's just being nice. Well I was
like, hey, dude, I need some help if you need to come
over, and bless his heart, Wow, this dude's got a heart of
goal. He came through on Saturday and Sunday, spent the whole day with
me. And this dude is just so talented, just knocked out all this
work we had to do in our kitchen, like I mean, perfection level
work. I was blown away, just so so cool. So shout out
to him. So that's a picture of it. That's I mean, I'm
telling you, heart of gold. This guy in big fan of the JV
show, Graham my Man offered his services. I mean, why haven't you
asked my Man to come help you because you told me he's got no skills,
and like you, I never built a house before. But I can
send you his resume. But see, I need guys with the crazy good
skills, like Memo, like he's crazy good at what he does. And
then it made the rest of my house feel bad because I was like,
yeah, you probably could have fixed that spot right there, and like that
spot over there, He's like, oh yeah, I would have done it
this way. I'm like, stop looking at that stuff of what we're doing
here, but i mean shout out to him. Super cool. So that's
a picture me and him standing there in my future kind of kitchen area,
and that's just the start of his work right there. That was This is
that's day one. I mean, he fits it all off yesterday pretty much.
So there are some tall cabinets and Jess and mine is me holding some
tacos. You know. It was inly my weekend celebrated with my family watching
the fight. And that thing that I'm holding right there is the little paper
that won me two hundred and forty n Were you going to drive a cab
after that? No? But I'm looking cute in my hat with a cheetah
girl. You know, anytime I wear anything cheetah, I feel that way.
Listen, it's all right. If you guys don't understand fashion complimented fashion
runway. Were you on? Was it the cab line at SFO? It's
cute? However, the fair is that that cheaty he made two Andy dollars
driving someone from S and I would have been the best looking cab driver out
there period. But your girl was finally outside Sride Hot Girls Summer. Yes,
I went want my friends to Black Beasts, which is like a Stanford
thing with a lot of performers, which was great. I did lose my
or my drive license in my debit cards, so oh no, having a
lot of fun. Do you check the backseat of Jess's cab. I love
to police right, this was now I'm losing JV show dot Com The JV
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