Extinguating. That's the perfect title. We're not changing night, but that's the
perfect title. We'll go back. Yeah, we're right now. Hells Welcome,
Welcome, Welcome. I want to thank everybody for tuning into the very
first episode of Socially After for twenty twenty four. We all made it.
Yeah, I did not. I did not either, not in a bad
way. No, I have commitment issues, right, you know. That's
that's honestly why I didn't want to do a podcast in the first place.
Like so many people kept asking me, you know, if I was gonna
do one, and if you know, if I could do one, and
I really just I didn't want to commit to that idea because I know me,
and I'll get to a thing where it's like, okay, I just
I don't feel like doing it, and then people expect you to do it,
and then it's like even now, like people are looking forward to Sundays.
Yeah, and I don't, you know, and I don't be wanting
to let you know, the people down and ship so yeah, you know,
hello, hello, Hello, when you'd be like, it's a double
standard. That's why that's why yours has negativity attached the positive around no but
I'm I'm I'm very happy, you know, and honored. You know that
I've had so many people tuning in for you know, this amount of time
because this I'm heading into my sixth year. I started in twenty eighteen because
after you know, that racist ass y'all fired me. I look, I
can officially call them that because I took him to court and little Mama got
her money. But no, you know what I mean, Hey, hey,
bring you know what's funny? I actually thought Facebook user was gonna be
right. So I thought it was breathing big London and the comments say my
babes, yes, make this whole happy. I'm very happy to hear it.
But yeah, that that that is my thing, like you know,
and being able to do this on a weekly basis, I definitely didn't think,
you know, it would be like that, not the line maybe once
a month or you know, something like but no, it's it's just been.
It's a consistent thing and now it's just shit. Didn't make my Sundays
so you know when I can't house, to get out the house, to
get out my head, to get out a lot of shit like ho Sally
Ochrius, just this is my happiness left pretty much like a heye brit And
I wanted the happy New Year to everybody tuning in. You know, I
know that twenty twenty three had a lot of us in a fucking rear naked,
choke old and that bitch did not ease the fuck up. Okay,
I mean that twenty twenty three was giving them fucking kidney shots and everything else.
So hopefully, you know, everybody that made it to twenty twenty four,
I hope that everybody has a very happy, joyous and prosperous year because
we fucking do serve it. Okay, we deserved it. Last year was
rough, So how did y'all bring in the new year? Well, I
wasn't crippled this time. They would move around. I don't even want to
talk about it. I just don't want to talk about it. But I
actually actually chilled. Nobody recorded, I think for that whole weekend period.
But that's because you snapped at people for wanting to be in the studio on
New Year's Eve. He did, he did, he did. It's different
he did, but bringing it up because I was really just trying, you
know, I'm just say it again. I'll two birds once down. We
can do the show and then we can kick it a little bit. That's
it, that's all. We was gonna do the show first because I know
how she feel about motherfucker's been here. But we've never done the show while
kicking. So if we gonna kick it, just kick it. That's what
we need because when we kick it, we talk away. We can't talk.
Oh yeah, I like the way you was talking and that goddamn group
chat young spice master man. He was trying to stand up business. He
said. She almost slept through it. Terry called and woke her up.
A lot of people were asleep before o'clock. I was asleep. I woke
up at eleven ten. Yeah, I woke up. Just me. Me
and Lee were only two up. Tiana was out, Teresa was out.
Pianna woke up at like one. It was like, did I miss New
Year? Like New Year's in La Yet He's like, okay, cool,
you know what you know? And I told I told jelly Bean that,
I was like, you know, if she actually had a relationship with her
family out in Cally, this would have been the perfect opportunity for her to
be cute and corny. She could have called them like, hey, you
know, this is your granddaughter from the future type ship, like what's gandparents
at least her great grandma, but she's the one down in Georgia. You
know. It seemed like the ones out in Cali, like her grandparents seemed
like because they were the one that initiated, like us going out there,
and it seemed like once they saw that I wasn't trying to get back together
with their lousy ass son, Like a lot of shit died now, So
I feel like they was trying to like get the complete family, like they
wanted the fool set you know, this monopoly. Yeah, you know what
happened was it was one of those oh yeah, you can get bordwalk if
you go to this McDonald's. Okay, we'll go there by Oh it didn't
work. Okay, fine, we tried. They could check that off their
bucket list to get into heaven. But but it's like they talk about him,
you know, a lot, being the dead beating They are correct,
but it's like y'all are dead beat grandparents. So y'all kind of like,
you know, yeah, And I hate when the subject of dead beat grandparents
comes up and people make it seem like our generation is acting entitled and it's
like bruh. A lot of people from my generation, like the one before,
like we were damnar raised by our grandparents, and now our parents is
having a nerve to say something like I raised my kids already, and it's
like, bro, no, you did, you didn't you. There's a
whole group of photos from you being at Freaknik three years in a row,
So you couldn't have been raising your kids because like and because that that and
being like raised my grandparents, that's why me and Wan have the relationship that
we have. That's why we have more of a brother sister bond than a
cousin bond, because we were all in the crib with Granny. Everybody was
in granny crib. Yeah, cracking heads too, because she didn't play that
ship. Shout out to my quick reflexes, because if that skate would have
hit me, bro slobbing, bro, No, Granny, you know,
she was typical, you know, get your ship out the floor. But
I had to pee and I'm gonna go older skate in the bathroom. So
I snatched my skates off in the hallway and I ran in the bathroom and
like she tripped on my skin. And she was so mad she tripped on
the skate that she just she didn't think twice, like out of anger.
She just picked it up and shot it. And I hit it like you
know, like what the fuck? And and in the in the wheel of
the skate it put like a little dent in the door that it hit.
I'm like, bro, that could have easily been my forehead, like i'd
have just yeah. And and you know, if you were not fortunate enough
to meet my granny, like I've said a million times, like that was
that was an amazon man. Like grand Granny was big motherfucking man. Like
you know, she wasn't big Mama. She was big, like she had
the height tour, but she was like she was solid and she had them
big ass fucking hands like Grannie worst. I was thirteen and men's that's all
you need to know about my grandmother. And she is from fucking Mississippi.
So you know, I'm just saying that description of Mississippi definitely was out in
the field in one shape or form, showed me the lie. And she
didn't eat with like simple way. So it was like in the corporate names
and ship but no, but it it is. It's like and even if
like you know, you didn't have a room at granny house, like grandparents
just spent a lot more time with their grandkids. Like grandparents used to love
to see their fucking grandkids coming, like they used to just be overjoyed with
that shit. And my granny, my look, my granny died like that,
Like she wasn't even just like that with us, like when I had
my kids, well not kids, Jellybean, you know, she passed two
years before Jellyban was born. But even with reed, like re, she
was fucking obsessed with reed, like she have her I want her to spend
the night Granny's to be able there, you know her and read they had
their little shit. You take her home to say you come get her on
a Monday. By Tuesday, well when's she coming back? You know?
Or like if my mom, like when my granny had re, like during
the time, like when I was locked up, my mom would drop uh
Re off to my granny house while she worked. So when she knew my
mom was getting ready to get off work, she would like hurry up and
like take re clothes off and put her in pajamas and shit. So then
you know. So then Byma come get she's like, well, shit,
already in the bed, like so you know, that is just completely different.
And I can say that I was, you know, no matter what
me and my mom, you know, I have dealt with like she was
a way, way, way better grandmother than a mother, you know.
And that's not to say that, you know, she was just like fucking
wicked witch of a mom. It's just I've told you as far as like
emotional disconnecting shit like that with my mom. But yeah, but she she
was just very, very very more like she was much more involved with her
grand grandchildren. Like I didn't spend time with my mom growing up. There
was no point where I can remember, like, damn man, when I
was a kid, you know, my mom used to take me in,
we'd go to the park, we'd do like I don't have those memories with
my mom. All my mom wanted to do was work, and when she
got off, she wanted to fucking chill. And I was at granny house
because that's all my friends was. All my friends was in the neighborhood,
Like my school was in granny neighborhood. I didn't want to go home,
so it was what it was. But yeah, a lot of grandparents really
suck. And no, you were not. No, Like I get what
you're saying as far as like, you know, well you're not entitled to
that help. But it's like y'all sit up here, and y'all been preaching
this village village, village, village, village until it comes to our fucking
generation. Now it's like, oh, no, you gotta take care of
them kids yourself. Like, bro, you had all the fucking help,
you had a full fucking support system helping you. But then when it's our
turn, you want us to fucking struggle. So I can definitely say that.
You know, my mom has done so much when it comes to her
grandkids, whether it's you know, buying clothes, helping getting them to and
from school, like even times where they were staying at her house because she's
like, you know what, you gotta get to work here. You gotta
do this instead of you know, having to get them up and get them
both dressed in the morning to do all this. Ship just you know,
me and Jerome got it. So I don't know, it's just a lot
of grandparents do suck, But with my mom, she that did bite me
in the ass, only because she made it seem like I was off,
like you came and got them. You want to know why grandparents of today's
suck because they're your fucking age. It's true. They they still they still
want to pop ass and be on Graham and they want to be only fans,
like that's what today's grandma is. Today's grandma is still outside and they
they don't even want to and which is crazy, look like, but which
is crazy to me? And I'm not a grandma and look like you could
but I'm not. No, but my son told not to have kids until
he's thirty, populass. It's bad any of my classmates that are taking their
grandkids to school while I'm dropping off my girls. So but no, the
funny part, the funny part about it is like a lot of my peers
were teen parents, right, so them being teen parents, you know their
kids are a little bit older to the point you know where they have hit
being grandparents already. But it's like they don't even want to be referred to
as like grandparents. It's like it gotta be grandma or g ma or g
baby like something that you know, and and and it's and it's so fun
because it's like, bro, if I have located, I feel like if
one of us had kids, like I feel like my mama wouldn't want to
be called grandma. She wouldn't ask for no goofy ship. She probably call
me, you know, windy, but she wouldn't like she would. She's
standing up like I have no grandma, like my mom's no she she's she's
granny and or in jelly bean because jelly Bean uses like the proper name for
everything. Jelly Bean. Don't call me mom, mom, mommy, she
mother, grandmother like that. That's how she talked. Like look, oh,
so I asked my dad. I was like, can we call you
like grandpap's now because the outside kid had a kid? Oh you did,
No. I never said that I'd be high sometimes, but since we're on
the topic of grandparents now, I asked you, like he was in there,
you know that, seeing the baby, and I mean, you know
it is what it is. It is life. It's all like it was
old kind of gets away from you, like damn she old enough for that
now, Like yeah, just turned on. But That's what I'm saying.
It's like reill be twenty in November. Yeah, what means this year is
legal drinking age. Take it to a bar, took him to a park
like last year. Yeah, I'll be forty this year and we'll be twenty
and and by this standard, like this would be like around the time,
like we would be neck and neck as far as like if we we ain't
got to worry about it because you know she's m but you know this will
be as far as like if she had a kid now, it would be
the equivalent to me because I had her when I was twenty. Like you
well, I was like, well, call you Grandpap's now pops. Hey,
Dena said, ship, I'm a cold ass pop up shout out you.
I really missed Red. I have been going back and forth like damn,
do I really want to you know, I'm like, you know what,
I missed it, so yeah, shut up. So I called her
Pocahontas and she opened the door. I was like, I was like,
hey, I got rid of She said my mom was a better grandmother than
her actually being a mother that my father person. Serena is always going okay.
Week after week, Serena is going like she's literally yellow on the screen
right now. It is my banging body, butter so go ahead and hit
that. D MNA said, nope, I'm for for the banging body,
butter Will. I've already dismissed people earlier today. What's up, Seth?
Hey, Seth said, you lie. Ain't nobody's twenty month she will be
in November. That's kids growing up. My middle ones was gonna be eighteen.
Wow. She slowly look here like god, damn glow worm damn to
Yeah, yeah, that's what I called nick. I have wanted those.
I had a couple glow worm sounds like. I used to love them.
It might be glo gloveous. Okay, So it wasn't just me that said
that in my head. Okay, damn, because because that's no, that's
that's immediately what like, that's what I thought about? What miss when the
way that Serena said that made me think of cuckoo Cow and then he ended
up singing in my project. So I just wanted to make sure that it
was But Okay, now I know that this is like it's as random as
fun. But y'all know a lot of my ship be random because of Facebook
reals, d how do you always get on like the herb Coal side of
the internet, because you find some of the weird. I don't find it.
It finds me. It finds me her call. That's why he was
the Wisconsin the love. Yeah. So I was scrolling minding my business,
not looking for ship. I watched one thing. You scroll up and then
you see something. That's how that's how it real works. That's yeah.
But no, so I don't And all of the years that I've been a
UFC fan, I don't think I've ever really paid attention to rampage interviewing.
That's okay, that's how we got here. I know this video dog,
and I was like this now, now, now, one segment I want
to see. I was like, you know what, we cancel culture.
I'm not even gonna do that, bro, like because he was like he
was egregious. But okay, So this was the very very very first one.
Do you have? How many of them do you have? That popped
up? Even look funny? But you know we're cordial when we see each
other. But I can't stand him for more than like two minutes. Hold
on, man, did you see us doing the interview? Bro? You
just ask the questions and ship funk man. Want you six ass motherfucker.
You see the ship like you want us to cut this. He ain't gonna
cut that out. I bet. Oh my god, you know about you
know, you know, let's not take it. Take it? Okay,
you're wild, you are. Fuster Douglas. Is that this is a crazy
Douglas. Fuster Douglas. Hello, that's mister Buster Douglas. Big fan.
Nice to meet your sir, Buster Douglas. He ain't want to talk,
so Buster Douglas up. You better recognized everyone's else. No fucks like,
this is where we're at, right, big fan, said Douglas, as
I just got to going up. So so that was that was the very
first one. And I guess, and I guess because I replayed it so
many times. Facebook was like, oh you like that, There's more,
There's more where that came from. So then this one pops up. I
remember when you got registered weapons my hands you were talking to getting drunk as
hell. I'ma be like stumming them. I'm taking my shirt off. I
ain't been this ripped in a long time. I'm I'm taking He's just hit.
This interview is oh no, no, no, I was just trying
to reaffirm you what's your wife name? Frank, you have to go there
right, Well, it always comes back to that with you always ask about
my personal life. I want to so many pieces of your wife. This
interview is open. And then they remind me a principal skinner right off the
stage, and so then it's like so then you know, like so then
you go searching and it was this video. I don't know if like you
USC fan, and you probably know you know, they used to have like
the Ultimate Fighter series and ship where they was going and they had to compete
to be you know, in the u f C. It was basically it
was UC version of tough Enough. I'm saying the Ultimate Fighter. Yeah,
so I got a clip from that where he came from. That's where he
and and and the clip itself, it's like it's how he's talking that made
it so funny, because why did he keep saying this word like this?
He got this we've got titt We noticed that one of the fighters he was
kind of you know, fat pussy guy, like the heavy way and he
has some titties. You don't gonna win thirty They don't win nothing. To
this, it's not a win t shirt contest. I'm waiting woman, Oh
you'll make my day. You come to five, that'd be easy way.
They Yeah, titt is kind of talking smack, you know, talking about
you want to drop down a two or five and take me out. Then
you go try to turn around and said, I got the big mouth.
But I'm talking and talking like hold on, hold on, tittes. You
know what I'm saying that you want to drop down of my way because I
have to take me out. See, that's the worst thing that people can
do to me, say stuff like that. We choose schoon over t is.
You got milk pits. Scared of you? Supposed to be scared of
you? Tittes? You really you really think I supposed to be scared of
you. I think you think I'm supposed to be scared of you. You
walk up on me again, though, you gonna be in trouble, trust
me, walk up on me again. You gonna be trouble. Trust me?
Who promising something you don't want? Who promising something? Right now?
You want to take up for titties. You know what I'm saying? Probably
because he jealous because titties got titties and he ain't got no titties, so
you know, you know, we shot like playing with his nipples. I
bet he wished he had some titties to play with. We're fanning to pitture
that team. Cocky is my favorite character on there. He got some nice
but jugger juggers sterios. It's perfect. He got too old in this,
you know, to the fat lady scene and titt this ain't something nothing yet?
Make up? Man, come on, you know we used to we
used to be cool. We used to like each other. Okay, all
right, find your come on, come on, come on, come on,
are you serious here? Come on serious tailor get the shoot. Don't
know. So I thought it was cool and I grabbed his titty and that
wasn't pretty. He didn't like that. He like might grab his titty so
good though, you know what that is no good at the very end,
your friend, you ever seen the clip with like you really got a white
Like he was doing the podcast and he was explaining his third behind him and
his son got into a fight. He beat his son. God, he's
an amazing person. And it's like and it's like I said, like,
you know, you're so used to seeing him like you know, you see
him in the cage and Ship, and I really haven't like paid attention to
like his interviews and ship. But dog is wid with a micing from him
versus the door with the nipples, and he is so mad he started punching
the door. Like. Yeah, but if you want some entertaining content to
watch, definitely go and look up Rampage Jackson like interviews and Ship, because
that nigga is fucking hilarious. And so now I know, like because of
how much I was, I know he's about to be popping up all the
time. Yes, but before we get like totally totally into our topics,
I was actually I was gonna do this last week, but I'm gonna go
ahead and do some quick product demonstrations so well, I mean they're still in
the boxes of course, huh, I know those just demos. Yeah,
I always order, you know, I forgot to. I mean, I
got foot in my purse if I need no te Mexican stand off? What's
up there? Mm hmm. You say he's out of control? Read us
out of control, this whole damn put out of control. Nice little look
y'all out a lightsaber? No, stand look at that? You see that
tongue. You get it right in the camera for y'all see it. How
can we compete with that? You're not the post post, sir. Look
it's going faster. It's about to follow my handout that beat your whatever that
it's not and it's vibrating again. You can kind of see it a little
bitey like money. The fact that we all know it is what makes a
horrible look. I can't stop, I can't stop. Cocker follower. Oh,
look at candidate wants to come through. Candidate. Candidate beats y'all nasty,
come on through candidate. All right. So Tom, being the engineering
he has hooked it up for me to have a special camera in the studio.
Serena, give her your mic because she can't hear you. You know,
I didn't even think about that. My bad. Okay, guys should
be able to hear me now. So yeah, Tom, being you know,
the engineering magician that he is, he has hooked it up for us
to have a specific camera. It is. I love it. This is
nasty work. Did not try to do this for you, see what,
I don't care. I love it. My phone like a guy who left
stand penicula and this is your phone though I take full blank for this.
But wait, that means you can bring shoes sil Okay, it's how we
got intro this deal. Don't paved the way, all right, it looked
like Shambo, look like free Willie. So like we hold it that way.
I just want you to understand, like when you look at it,
it's this is dangerous work. No, but feel it. No, no,
I felt it. It's like it's really like so material like I got
well because this is here. I want I want you to feel the material.
But I don't want you to have henry. They couldn't see me handing
touching the dick, y'all. Oh, so we definitely saw you. We
definitely saw hey, bro, I forgot about the penis and picture two p
M. Okay, no, so this is the I have two versions of
this. I will start off. This is the sucking version. Now,
if you are familiar with twice as nice, which is back by the Way
or the rolls, then you are one hundred positive. Sorry, y'all,
I want you to see that. Understand see look see that vain look okay?
So no so no, so uh. This toy is amazing because it
has multiple functions. I don't know about you, but I honestly love a
multi stimulation vibrator because you don't get bored with it. You can use all
of the functions that once, or you can use them, you know,
individually. So maybe you're in the mood for you know, a little suction,
then maybe you're in the move for the vibrating. If you want both,
then you do both. If you want one or the other, then
you do one or the others. So really quick. This mental button is
the power button for the entire unit, So you'll just hold and long press
that until the light comes on. And then from there one, two,
three, you'll just single press based on the different function that you want to
use. So the shaft here sorry, the actual shaft u f til though
does vibrate. It does vibrate. But you also have this function here in
the middle and it is a G spot tickler along with the section. So
again you'll just single press. This top button here handles the G spot flicker.
This is gonna help somebody one day. Yeah. So then if you
press the middle button once then that makes the shaft itself vibrate, and then
if you turn on the bottom button that is what gets the suction going so
but because it looks dark from you know this angle. But yet so if
you ever want to you know, like, okay, this is too much,
I need to turn you know one or two it is off. Then
you will just long press whatever you want to turn off. Now this is
so Now it's just the section and the vibration on, so you can hear
the vibration on, and then you'll just press the middle button once, yeah,
you know, and you'll just single press in order to go through the
different patterns, and then when you're ready to turn the full unit off,
just middle press. Does it have bluetooth capability where you could actually have a
going with your music? This one doesn't. For those that is usually gonna
be your satisfied satire products. Where's the purple one? O? This one
the box? So that's the one that came out to pot. Yeah,
so I'm asking for the people I also have, uh, I also have
a another version of the monogics, and this one is the liking version.
So you have your sucking version, I swear I seen that on one piece.
Have your sucking version, and then you have your liking version. So
same same thing as before. You always want to make sure that you hold
the middle button until that light comes on, and then from there single press.
That looked like one of the little planting Maria. No, look like
the I'm trying to think of what movie that was. So the tongue she's
vibrating, it definitely looks like the Plants and Plants for reason. That's a
little shop of horrorse you know, yep, we're gonna that's that's Pokemon.
Never so munching and licking on the glitterest while the g spot simulator goes crazy.
Look, there's no reason why no woman shouldhpy. Yeah, you know,
hey, look if you couldn't take your favorite toxic nigga from twenty twenty
three to twenty twenty four, don't worry about it. I got you,
baby. The Cippius vibes dot com so you need I know it's a Pokemon.
There's anky mind that looking like that? Yeah, it's a flowers kind
of shaped like a bell pepper kind of bell free, that's exactly, but
bail free. Who the fuck is that? I'm gonna come open the door.
It's just say Facebook user, I don't know who that is. I
never invite nobody say come up in the door fat niggas. But the same
with two exes. We know it ain't timing because he got to keep right
this nigga. Yeah, you know what it is that nigga don't sit here
and have dicks on table trying to figure out which one I want to get?
Y'all both, I want you all to I want to vote in the
vote in the chat which one should I get? All they definitely want to
vote, you know, they want to know which one I should get.
Hey, you're not talking so okay. I mean I'm just asking, you
know, And then I'll go ahead and look, I'm about to put my
put put my cash up in there. Get the little shop of Horror one
manmore wow? Hey, I mean honestly, but there are ones that do
actually come with the bluetooth capability that you can actually do that dthing like back
that as both of them get a little horror for a little shop one Mexican
standoff No Mexican stand off dance. I'm not sure. I'm like, what's
wrong? Damn? Like, are you okay? This? This is why
wigs are important, y'all right? It just saved me from brain damage.
I saw it coming and there wasn't a slow moment. I'm like what,
I'm like, what's going on? God? I ha Nigga calling us back
in the comments and his big ass coming here knocking ship down. So I
will drop the link in the comments for those who are interested. But I'm
telling you, and actually I have not researched that. You know, that's
actually something. It's a little public knowledge, ladies, to break yourself off
nine thousand, that's what. We don't need you no more. So you
know how we have the rolls so it has the section like the rose has,
but it also yeah, but it vibrates, but it's the flicky particular
instead of blicky. We got the flicky yeah, yep. And then if
you don't want the section, it's the same thing. But they gotta go
back a little bit because we can't say it the camera. Oh I was
showing him if they had seen it. This one is fifty and this one
is forty. So for so for fifty dollars, you could change your life,
that's right, or at least come a little more. I don't have
a better attitude. You're not an attitude adjustment based on the anger that I
see in Facebook posts A lot of people this yeah, facts, yeah,
yeah, you know, I feel like you know they enter it ain't been
tickled, right, So you know a lot of people just need to You
just need that same you need you just need y'all are absolutely terrible man,
just trying to help them out. I didn't know where you were. I
had I'm glad too wellcause I wouldn't want to go out. Well. First
of all, if somebody was shooting and you came here instead of District seven
right there, you would have deserved it. They got guns over there,
nigga, we don't. I mean, if they shoot, was the glass
door just run in? We're playing with koochie ticklers? Yes, yes,
well I actually just finished and this dim this, this demo is showing you
how it worked. Took a took a hell of a lot longer than it'll
take you to look to use it, trust me. So yeah, we're
fen the switch. I just came over here to do the thing time.
Mm hmmm mm hm. Then you are going to say something so back Tommy
was a little excited. He picked them up too quick to right. He's
palming dicks like, what's going on here? Shirt if y'all? Yeah,
my personal stash. I actually like that because my vendor like if you need
like product samples, like you know, your first one, like they'll charge
you less for the sample. And then you know, I want to like
if if I start, you know, seeming like I'm a little loopy and
my eyes get the gloss and the ship that is because I'm probably suffering from
a concussion from this nigga entering the studio and snatching this entire thing and I
got smacked in the head with the pole at the top. So yeah,
but I pause, nigga, They're not dropping it from fucking three feet in
the air on my it though. That's like off the time bro, a
whole new load. Yes not the fire man. Yes, I've been hit
with Pauls bitch, but they're gonna be having momentum. I forgot a little
speed to it, didn't and some girls damn no, but no, it
really did like it hits mm hmm. Oh you yeah, that's a good
thing. You had that on, you definitely would lay it out. We'd
be like, oh, well, everyone we're doing with the show to night.
It was nice y'all, thanks for coming. Hey, I'd have had
that that my granny I'm gonna give you because you talking about me, let
me go ahead and bring us back on you requo. No, but yeah,
yeah, he won't be back to like march in the comments, so
tell me, oh where? Well? Uh old people call each other?
I think he just turned fifty this year. Yeah, yeah, no,
we haven't had this nigga in the studio for well, the last time he
was here was when we Yeah, so that was a anniversary show. But
did you wait? I see the video. I see the videos here,
Tom, do you do you have to put the actually like the pictures up?
Was she talking to me? M h which one you want first?
Fat Joe? Mm hmmm, you're rude for that. First of all,
I didn't say that's fat joke. He went on the acting side. Yeah,
who is Piggott Smith? Yeah? It was just bigger. What happened
to her? Why she because remember she used to sell that back in the
day. Who was the count? That's what she said? You keeping with
the internet? So because he changed the angle for got it? I like
that coat that is not really all that bad, just because it's own heart.
She really she was playing is little like she's a well dressed testic No,
but she she is showing off her legs. But it's funny because like
this was you know her, you know, entering twenty twenty four Pick of
the Year, but it was the box of course Smith Bruh. Her head
is shinier than most bald niggas. I know she put turtle wax on that.
She do look like fat? Did you say turtle wax? I have
some bang body butter on that head. I haven't seen turtle wax. So
my granddad used to love the turtle wax. Man. I have not seen
that ship in forever, saying Ninja turtles came up, but no, I
when I was scrolling, I just like, you know how you see something
but you don't really see it in it's full entirety at first. So when
I was scrolling, it's like I saw the picture and I saw the name
fact Joe, but I didn't really see anything else. So I sen were
like, god damn dog, really And then I actually saw like the fool,
like the caption and everything, and I was like, she did,
yeah, she wrote that up there like what you do with trap house does
she ain't taking this photo? I don't know. It's it's really the stance
for me like Jada definitely been Jada is doing the bending Jean leg warmers his
words act for me in twenty twenty four. Yes, okay, it is
nicety. That's very nice, Jean. That'sious. She really looks like a
dude. You know what. She does have hair that's just her. That's
her forehead that's shining like that. It's just really really see kind of makes
like her had like orange what is yeah, yeah that you know, like
with a ball nigga cut like shade. But they still got the shape but
it got a little orange at the top. That's why. So I'm light
reflecting. It is like you just took o hair that's like smooth. I
don't like just like I mean right now do yeah, I'm getting if I'm
I'm talking to her, I don't. I don't be to describe all of
I'm getting ready. Then I take care of it. But you want I
don't. I don't. I would prefer not to lick the kiwi. I'd
rather not have a kiwi down, That's what I'm saying, Like so good,
no that I don't eat more. I don't eat motheruck hair. So
I ain't gonna put that Everybody else, you know, don't do it?
What contained wherever you was, Finna go, don't go and go back to
the top, because I seen it. I definitely seen, like I saw
the wheels turning in real time. M M. I sad. No,
motherfuckers, like, don't I don't know where she was gonna ask something about
my personal I wasn't. I was actually finna give a shout out to sir
Pipe because that nigga has the smoothest second, Like I don't know, well,
I don't know because he out in Vegas now, but whoever was taking
care of him here in Milwaukee, he need to drop the info and get
them some business. But that and I mean that motherfucker was smooth as silk.
You hear me, You know what I'm saying, Like you got dark
real fast. I might do that for my birthday. The fact that you
really was like no, like you can see, I saw it. It
was like, oh, that's not gonna it's it's only so funny to me
because he called it at the precise moment when it hit me. So I
must have really looked like here it comes, I heard the train. WHOA
what was that it was? It looks like Kayla and people will have a
baby come about Jaylen. There was so many, so many people hate that
little nigga. Man, that's a little ball. Cancers on, yes,
all right up today, don't they long? Cool? Long? So I
look at this one, I feel like keV here is scared to grow back.
Mhm. It's just like La what I'm saying, because yeah, look,
I'm telling you it's so many people like from from the clubs that I've
seen Dog a little wink like he was pinching the baby and Ship he looked
like, uh, Charlie Villing a waiver. I can't, I can't.
Yeah, oh I thought he was. I thought you were saying he was
dead out. You know, he never for gave Kevin because Kevin garn said
that about him in the game. He look like no eyebrows, bro,
cancer patient. Your whole game was you can't hit ship cancer patient. Now
you got the crowd yelling and he had no never watched his ass crying ass
Boyle said you bad as fun. Oh that makes sense. I can't stand
better. Yeah, I thought he was a nice guy. You only got
so much time left on this earth. You should be nice to people.
Pepper Pey standing on business. Now, all these cartoons like that, that's
what that nigga. They in the house with young kids, one kid watching
anim Yeah, and also ain't mine and the anime you watch asked the question
no, but wait, I don't see the yes I do. Okay,
So I don't know like the true backstory, like I don't know what dog
did, but I'm pretty sure y'all saw the video of the d fucking Superman
and over the bench on the judge right now, I didn't. Apparently,
folks just got like a real extensive criminal. I don't know what his current
charges was, but it was what it was like a parole thing, like
if he would have just shut up, he was either gonna be like,
let him go or he wasn't gonna do that much time in jail. He
was going. He was made denied probation. So all right, So I'm
about to play the video for those who may not know. I got good
because I got questions to probation successfully that. I appreciate that, but I
think it's time that you get a taste of something else, because I just
can't with that history and accordance with the laws of states in the tie in
the tie. All right, So I'm gonn play it again because I'm because
everyone I want to hear what he's saying, right, all right, So
we'll let the video play, and Dann will was because I do want I
want to hear what he was saying. Probation successfully that you hear the sho.
I appreciate that, but I think it's time that he gets a taste
of something else because I just can't with that history and accordance with the laws
of state at drop the hammer for this only kidneys. He's trying to do
all he can now. Nigga Serena said he kicked her, but from the
video I saw when it was helping her up, she was they helped her
up from like it looked like on the other side. So I don't know
if that was he was kicking somebody because he was because he was fighting a
nigga. Once he kicked her, I think he kicked her and then she
crawled off successful. He looked like he had that plan with her. I
appreciate that, but I think it's time that he gets a taste of something
else because I just can't with that history. Because see, there's nowhere to
go because she even like she hit her head on that wall. It's like
a like a little the wood is right here, she has to walk up
to step. He really should have played sports. Look at his vertical,
bro. Yeah, that's got like a forty eight n vertical. Bro.
He cleared that much that he could have did the high burns. He could
have did something from nobody they gave me. I think Allen was the dictator,
wasn't. I mean the one that's the the person that yeah thinking the
partsnographers so you know the crazy fl see look Nick time about the flag falling
the showmer. That's how the funk I felt when I just got clocking my
ship when this nigga walked in tearing up ship that I did. I apologize
sorry. I don't hardly say sorry, bro. That apology means nothing for
the pain it might. I'm scared. I'm scared to go to sleep later
you don't wake up. I'm sorry again, Damn, I'm telling I think
na. But it was because there are separate videos. I wanted that one
because the show, like, you know, the actual aftermath, because the
other one was seemed like like it cuts off immediately after he jumps over,
but before that like he was talking to her like, yeah, you know
what I'm I've been living right past Like bro, clearly she made the right
decision, like you you sat here and you said all of this and she
was like, yeah, I'm not buying him with that here. He didn't
even you know what up, he didn't wait to hear how much time that
nigga might have been finished at ninety days or something. But now you done
charge my nigga. You didn't attact the judge through yah. Yeah. But
the the videos before, like he was saying like you know, and I've
been, you know, living on the right path and I've been trying to
do you know goodness, like you know, talking like I'm not finna be
on this bullshit. And clearly you got he got right on that exactly like
you. You literally proved her point while she was like, no, you're
finna get this time. So the one time I was like, this is
my hand bad, don't it's just a fight. No, bro, he
might have hurt that old ass white lady. Now I'm just because she she
her head on that. Uh, that would right there the one time they
probably should have shot a nigga and they did. Who said buddy came to
court in a long sleep big clearly zero. If you if you think he
went right to jail, you're wrong. They took that nigga back there.
What she said is what sent him over. But that was true, though
he gave him some internet slang like I just can't. That would have pissed
me off too, like you bitch have jumped the thing. She didn't say,
I just she said, I just can't you know that history, But
that's true, like I just like I don't look at it and slang.
I think because they were asking for like probation or something, so I thought
she was saying like I just can't, like as far as I just can't
give him probation with that history, like this nigga got this history, and
y'all want me to just ignore that and give him probation, Like you know,
I just can't. I just can't. I cannot with that history.
Right, Well, boyfuck you all type of girls, And how much time
do you get beat up with? Just well, if that ever ran through
your mind, just follow this case because you find out you ain't gonna get
that penalty, but I know you're gonna get some time because you get time
period for attacking a federal employed bro. He gave her a few once he
hit that bench too. I know if you gonna get you're gonna do it.
Do it. He saw it through stupid as you know. And so
speaking like what Wan just said, one said, you know if you go
do it, just you know, see it through. Got to see it
through. So that is one of Wait, what did she say right beforehand
that I missed he needed taste of something different? Oh yeah, like because
maybe they they kept getting probation and ship that we keep sending you home and
you don't like being at home even to go in there and taste the meat.
Trust me, that's gonna be. This is that buddy had that jump
plan since he went through the metal detection. I didn't say videos and niggas
doing weird ship up the court like one nigga jumped off the second floor is
trying to get away from the police. He did, though, did he
get away? How the fuck you that adrenaline whatever? I would have jumped
you're talking about the one with the stairs, and I think the police trying
to go over that move after Yeah, they forget he got out that nigga.
I would have tried to slide down the rail or something. I don't
think I would have cred that nigga got in. He was on somebody couch
folded the up. No, but but Wama saying it's basically like, you
know, once you take it to that level at this point, like you
got to see it through because otherwise, what the fun was the point of
doing all that? No reason. I just want to give you, I
just want to give you a hug. Once he approached the bitch, he
was he was out behind anyway. So yeah, but that that brings me
to like, okay, So with the Cat Williams situation now, of course
people are bringing up like the fight that he had with the little teenage boy
wash wash, and people are saying like, well, y'all wanted you know,
him to fight you know, a thirteen year old, and what would
y'all gonna do because if he if he fought him, then y'all was gonna
say he was out of order for beating him up. And then y'all still
on him talking about you know, he got beat up and whatever, and
it's like, bro, he swung on the little nigga first. He's just
and yeah, and I thought the kids swung on him. No, no
kid was out there. So they're like, so that's like I'm here,
I'm the kid, right, and Cat is here. They're standing in each
other. But Cat swing. Cat swung and gave all his little four foot
mic Okay, so Cat, I mean he socked this little nigga hardup.
So what you mean we expected? I could see if I could see if
the little boy swung on and hit Cat first, and then y'all was like,
well, y'all, y'all like y'all wanted Cat to fight back, and
like, I can see that standpoint. If Cat didn't swing first, once
he swung first, you might see it right and actually with his ass because
you already hit him. So now it's even worse because you initiated the fight.
You already made the decision. Wonder you was gonna be that strong?
He choked. Look, he choked the funk out of Cat. Williams to
that nigga bangs propping out his neck. He said, you real nigga choked
on Cat? He did, That's what it was. They was on the
ground. He was choking the fun out of and and you know in that
situation, right, like you know, Cat saying like he's never did a
hard drug. I don't believe it. I'm sorry, No, you can
tell the drugs because his skin looked all fucked up, you know, and
I just I don't believe it. There's nothing some of that ship he was
lying. Flavor Fly won't say it. Don't believe the heart that So the
FLA smoked though, too, What crack egg gonna tell you they smoke crack?
Well, you show me one honest crackhead. The only the ones in
the hood of my nig my neighbor was definitely I ain't never seen an honest
one. The ones in the hood, even it was buying it from you
smoking, they're getting it from somebody else. Right, he's out, I'm
just getting it to my when come around here, Man, come on,
bro, I know you smoking. You know what I'm saying. I think
he's definitely done coke before he kills me. Woo not But seriously, and
it's like you have people, and when it comes to celebrities, you really
see how brainwashed a lot of you know people and like fans are because no
matter what, they hang off of their every single word, and it's like
they literally see and hear what they want to see when it comes to like
their faves. And I didn't watch the four three hours. I just I
couldn't. Okay, I listened to it. I couldn't watch it, like
and it's different because it's like, y'all know, I'm in here three hours,
but it's like I'm engaging. My attention span isn't cut to just sit
here and do that for three hours and not get distracted. So every time
I was into it or someone's like, oh, Monopoly Gold, like you
know what I'm I'm doing about the ship. That's why don't That's why I
don't watch podcasts. I listened to it because I could do other ship while
I'm listening, So I put my head so when I listened to it,
I was at work, so I'm like, well, I got to clean
up, so I'm gonna be here for the next three hours. Put my
headphones on, and I clean up. That's all I listened to it.
Yeah, See, in a person like Cat Williams, just like I don't
want to listen like I would want to watch like certain things. It's like
mannerisms and like ship like that, Like actually seeing people is different. He
definitely put some sauce on what was Yeah, so that's like even now like
what else, Like I'm simultaneously like what like, It's just it's different,
I guess for me, So I have to be visually stimulated, but I
also have to be able to like talk back and interact, so me seeing
you know, the like the bits and pieces and shit that I was able
to see, like especially like a lot of the main clips and ship that
was going. Like, I do believe there was a lot of truth to
you know, things that Kat was saying, especially by Hollywood being weird.
That's not just like km analogy, you know what I mean. Make sure
you tell Diddy, no, you got to tell him now. I do
believed he was trying to niggas. I don't think he was lying about James
was blessing the freaking don't death every time? Have you ever been swollen?
I just I just sent that clip. Freak guys, Jesus boy, what's
going on? It seems like a video that I reply, what's reward?
I'm telling you, man, don't worry about it. I don't even want
to know. We're not rewinding Jesais something freaking no. I said as soon
as like that dig video. I said, Jakes, have you ever been
this is why? This is why you can't come back. You see how
I tried to move on from ress the conversation here. It's not a sacred
she dinging Bro. That's cool, but pays the bills, I suppose.
But it is like the phrase that passed prayers that followed up it's it's Chris
Brown was even doing it too. That was funny. Chris Brown was saying,
He's like, does anybody else be walking around the house just be saying
miss when all this because TD Jake said it like dang when come out,
Bro, saying a prayer before y'all get into the orgy. It's crazy.
They said the nigga of power bottom That means he just be taking it,
throwing it back on the niggas. Man over thrusting yeah, saying ship like
never mind, get in there, get yeah, I don't want to go
to you. Ain't ain't no help man a throwing it back. Sixty year
old man throwing it back, Bro, saying I could do I was I
was thinking that I didn't want to say that ship right, Hey man,
A lot of the bottles, I mean, I mean, you're right,
so that means it's true. You know, it's bro he ain't the only
past to be taken this absolutely absolutely, what's buddy that just died recently at
the big old church on from here? Yeah, I don't know what the
big old church on him out of my jurisdiction, boss, And I ain't
nobody just that he just he was the rich pastor from here, him and
his sister rich. So you have thoughts on what Santana is a wild boy?
No, but that one was actually funny, you know. I feel
like that's like the dry brother said, they be nasty as hell, y'all.
Sare Kirk Franklin on Club Chase. I hate that name. By the
way, he said, oh, what looks at feet with a straight face?
Wasn't kurkrank Frankly had a porn addiction? Man, I looked at feet,
Probably still got it. But like I feel like unloaded, like of
he unleashed a load of like semi truthful hate and bitterness. And if you
feel like Kate Cat wasn't hating at all that entire three hour video, you
are very delusional. Like it was a lot of hate, you know,
And I feel like a lot of people are like overlooking that because like I
said, they overlooked it just because they wanted some tenso mess but dog bitter
and on dope and hayten But he told the truth about some ship because he
didn't some of the ship he said. We've been saying, yeah, did
he been trying to fuck niggas? That ain't so that that's that's definitely not
a secret at all. But it's like it's a nigga bringing up talking about
you know, light skin, funny face wives. It's just like bro just
ain't do nothing ever. Kids. But the bitch that he was with,
light skinned, funny looking, the hazel e chick from loving him high right,
I just seen her light skin and funny looks, look like she looked
like Marlin waves white chicks everybody her, but don't don't. Yeah, And
that is the only that's the only word I've known. That's not to say
it's not, but it's like you really wasn't hearing about Cat Williams like that
unless he was getting sucking around. Uh well his his his standard. It's
on group line. Actually, on the way here I screamshoted it, no
dead ass, Like on the way here, I was driving to the studio
and look what did I say? Eight thirty five mm hmm, Cat Williams
Dark Matter toward thirty percent off phone Grave. You wasn't lying about the niggas
stealing each other jokes because they went and found them. That's how it goes,
bro, I would take it as a nigga pan image. But even
when like but even when Shannon Sharp was like talking to such as the entertainer,
like he said that, he was like, dude, he was like,
that's like part of the business. Like it's you know, sometimes it's
intentional and sometimes it's not, like it just happens. And I can tell
you, as a person who is not even a fucking comedian, there are
a lot of things that I've come up with in my head on my own
that was fucking hilarious to me. And then you discover that it's something that
somebody has said before, Like it don't be intentional, it's just literally like
sometimes certain shit, it just it works out a certain way in your head.
And that's how we ended up going. Like you, like when he
said Kevin Heart wasn't funny, Kevin Heart was funny before he's saying it like
he ain't never been funny. Ain't funny now because he you know, whatever
the fuck, but he was, he used to be funny. Steve Harvey
ain't never really been funny to me. Kevin Hart is at his funniest when
he's not like trying too hard and he's not in some so like when I
see like Kevin Hart interactions when it's like him in the Rock, Kevin Heart
being hilarious because it's organic, it's just him and his boy and they just
sitting there and then it's be fucking funny. But it's like when he's actually
trying to be funny, Kevin Hart doesn't do it. Yeah, so I'm
I'm not a you know that little talk show he got on Their Fortunate That
ship is a bitch. Oh it ain't it like on Serious XM or something,
so peakup. Oh the one with down Cheetah was on that. Damn.
Yeah, I forgot about that. I forgot about that. What he
is subjective though, it's really what you like. Yes, That's why I
like Chappelle because he joke about you. James motherfuckers told me Regy Smiler was
funny, and if you asked me, I ain't smile funny to day in
my life. Yes, he's he has funny moments. Bro, He's Christian
funny. He's funny. The old one fucker said it didn't It didn't come
off as hate. It felt unapologetic to me. We say stuff like that
all the time about me in Hollywood. They went straight to the finny thirty
shab or game the three hundred number. Look so and that's the thing.
And it's like, did his entire interview Did his entire interview come off it's
hate to me? No? But that was but there was some ship that
was just like it was aderstand And I feel like if we went on we
were on social media just looking at like Milwaukee people, if it was an
average Milwaukee person to say those same things that Cat said about people within the
city, niggas would feel completely different. But it was it'd be all yeah,
Like if if Cat Williams was a promoter and he said certain shit about
the promoters like that, nigga would be looking at it weird. If it
was a poet saying about like it would be completely different. But because it
was Cat and the platform that he was on, I feel like a lot
of shit was overlooked, Like like certain ship was just unnecessary for him to
throw in there, and it was flat out like he was an earthquake.
Couldn't read funny as hell, unnecessary as a bit nobody like what earthquake got
to do it? If you think about it in the way earthquakes, maybe
he can't. Even if you can't read, why you fucking with me?
I ain't never stole your joke. He might have said something about Cat though
it felt like a Cat win at everybody that might have said something about it
or agreed with the fact that he was on dope. I didn't feel like
Cat started hating until he started talking about what the fuck did Jonathan Majors ever
say about that ship? Was funny? He's just stay away from the white
girls, so stay away from he said. It was an old and okay,
so big Bill Peppers. Because I because I knew that you know,
Cat Williams, you know full support, Like I knew that there was a
chance that somebody was going to repeat the fact that Cat was actually doing some
hating in the interview. So what I did was I made sure that I
had clips of this nigga hating for no reason, any fu videos. Hey,
the Garan the You don't. You can't just be fase on in every
movie, like you're just gonna take your shirt off on every movie. Like
why does it say that in your screen? Let big worm let him breathe,
Cat, Big let big warm breathe this sr gym. I like it.
You having an unnatural allegiance to losers and it's not like you. No,
I ain't got no allegiance to the man. But you gotta admit the
role that he played big work, I mean Big Perram in Friday. Now
you got to get him credit for the role. Now come on, now,
let me ask you a question. Yes, if what you're saying is
correct, why wasn't here next Friday or Friday after that? I mean his
role, I mean it wasn't good. Sorry, there was a lot of
people that didn't that appeared in the first one that weren't in the second one.
Cat, I'm just telling you why. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that
it's a that's a news flash and there look at his Yeah. No,
no, I'm not talking about the fact about him bringing up fas because we
already know that somebody said something. But we're not gonna sit here and act
like niggas wouldn't quote that part for decades. True, yeah, give me
some like two things. How many times they said, give me some chili
fris for no reason, like two things? That is his road enough,
you know. But but right, because it's like, because you don't like
this nigga, you obviously like he always always speaking, right, So what
I'm saying is it's not the fact that he's speaking on it's like that specific
role, Like, we're not gonna act like like that is part of the
How many niggas have we seen dress up like Big One for Halloween and ship,
So we're not gonna act like that role didn't make no impact. You
don't like the nigga, that's perfectly fucking fine, but we're not gonna act
like that role just was not Ship, okay, because it was, It's
part of culture. And when it comes to not being in the actual movie,
like like you said, there were a lot of characters that was in
fucking Friday One that wasn't in the other ones. You know what, you
know, you know what, And it's like at that point, it's like,
what the fuck you're gonna do? Like if you think about the whole
purpose of the second movie was He Moved, He Moved the fuck away.
Its big big worm delivering weed to the suburbs. Bro He and Ranch or
Hooko Mugga dealing with the Mexican You just gotta put some sauce on it.
He had a whole new plot, the whole news scene for that ship broad
you're smoking my ship cat just smoked upe. Bro just when you smoke dope,
you act like that. That's all. You come to the family function
and just start saying ship. All right. So here's the next one that
I could. They went around the world for two years straight telling any women
that would listen that this was a good looking negros. When when did y'all
start liking the big nose? And when y'all like a little head? And
now mind you no, but he not hating now listen, now listen,
now, listen, now listen. The funniest part about this is it's describing
the nigga he's talking to, right, That's it's describing shirky. Big Joe
Win says, when hey, look at my daddy. When you like black
people's features like that, if this ugly nigga is good looking, then all
niggas is good looking. Anytime you see them telling you something you can't believe,
just understand it's a play and it don't matter. You gonna know us
and play. As soon as they get in that position and think they's gonna
tell somebody something, you're not. No, you're not, Marvel will cancel
you so you won't be allowed to read a comic book. Get out of
here, you ugly boy. Yeah, they love fooling the paper. Been
there no sentence, They have a sentence yet, what do you mean they
can that nigga within ten minutes to the verdict. They just ain't recast it.
But he got what ain't official because I saw official statement that they parted
ways within ten minutes of that nigga being found guilty. Guilt too fun.
They haven't thrown the completely out the window. No, king is not out.
That's what we're talking about. You can't cast. That's cool, bringing
Doctor Duke, But that contract probably also has a clause in there about legal
troubles and ship because you have to be in a certain light with Disney.
But honestly, it's like because because like Dog the White Girl, now,
Heven just you can't stuff the bitching to He was just trying to stuff her
in the car so the car could pull off so she can get the away
from him. And yeah, because you can't put your hands on the white
woman because there's the whole video of my guy running away from whole blocks.
That's what. So he didn't get charged for anything like that. That ship.
He wasn't found getting for the ship that happened inside of the car because
even the driver was like, no, that bitch was wild and like she
was you know, but it was the ship after the fact was considered assault
and harassment because he picked her up off the ground and shoved her in the
car. That was considered assaulting harassment to get the bitch home. Say,
that's that's what lead the white bitches alone. Man left her eyes there and
like motherfuckers, ain't learning ship. You can't wish to let no white bitch
you think you can picture up the stuff in the car? No, leave
the holes alone? Man, what he get, fat nose ass continue said,
definitely hating, but comedy hate. Yeah, I'm not saying he wasn't
because we know how this goes. Like you can say some hating ship in
a funny way. Niggas deal with it from their own friends all the time.
But it's just it's just the fact of it. It was a lot
of unnecessary ship that like, if you want to air, you know,
your grievous because you feel like people stealing your ship. You know, nigga's
been disrespecting you and all that kind of ship, like by all means fucking
addressing, but you're like, oh man, all these niggas got ugly vibes
and ship and it was just it was just a lot. I feel like
it's a little bit of jealousy because that nigga ain't as big as he felt
like he should be. Hey, I don't even call him Weeks because we
is brown. I've seen week and playing in the field. We didn't wait
and what you saying that. That's why I feel like it wasn't necessarily hate
until he started talking about Kevin because when you look at Kevin Hart's career,
you look at Kat Williams. Kat Williams was here before Kevin and right,
because it's like, so you were here before me, playing you upset and
ship that you might have said no to. So because you're not comfortable with
how they wrote this movie and I am, you can't be mad at me.
You're passing up opportunities, So I'm just taking the opportunities that you passing
on. Yeah, so like's over there right, Like, if you feel
motherfuckers want to do whatever they do, wear a dress. Some people integrity
is to be loyal to their family and we gotta get this by any means.
So if I got to put this dress on for one hundred million,
that's what I'm gonna do. If you feel like you want to stand on
the side that don't want to wear this dress, that's cool. But stop
hating because I'm where you wanted to be. And Leo said, okay,
hear me out. When Jonathan Majors first came out, Niggas used to say
he was quote unquote civil rights fine. Like trying to categorize it. I'm
trying to finish it, she said, like trying to categorize his looks because
with features like k the anti blackness usually leaps out. I remember what was
that shit he was doing with the with the Lion Dude's sister. Yeah,
that's ship. That's when everybody was going crazy and he started doing steroids and
then oh, she said, the Bleach week. I'm like, because we
definitely Mother got a little bit too much picnic pigment for them. It was
definitely hate in great marketing at the same damn time. I just I want
people to not be delusional and act like there was absolutely no hating done whatsoever
during that interview. I'm not saying that the nigga lied the whole interview.
I'm not saying he told the truth the whole interview, but it was to
me, there was a combination of truth, bitterness, and hate. It
was a It was a melting pot. I don't think he was I don't
think he was lying about Ludocros neither, because I've seen that Illuminati video about
Ludcris years ago. Man and Parrell did the money Maker video and he skipped
time on this little clicker on the video. You go watch it, you'll
see skip years or some shit. Probably wasn't lying about that. A lot
of this shit he was lying about, like I wrote my lines for Friday
the next night. You didn't, bro, He's just in prov some of
this ship getting right. The whole role. The road was already there.
He just needed a nigga to play it. He said. Yep, because
Tick was a fine ass nigger. Yeah, and it's like you can't.
Yeah, and there's an actual like cause I'm like, there's a Facebook group
of men there are there are a lot of women in there who loved like
big noses on men and shit like they flocked to him like they love those
prominent features on black men. So Brandy be like, man, he if
this nigga find and every nigga find like that was just that was some hating
ass weird ship for a man to say to me, buddy, ugly,
ugly motherfuckers get cooler too. Cat was hating and marketing. Don't look at
me. He hates Kevin for sure. You can see his sleeping out of
him. Yeah, you know, like I do, I really feel like
and then so so I have a questions I don't want you to ask,
has Cat Yeah, like I really hate this nigga for this last Also,
I didn't come in my face? What's your question? So for Cat Williams,
like, as far as like with any roles he's done, have they
all been supporting or has he been the lead for anything? Never? He's
never exactly. So it's like even then when he was like speaking on you
know ship like that, I'm like he's like, well, I've been on
in this and that and that, and it's like you've never been to lead.
He was, I've been in so many movies or whatever he said with
over thirty movies or something that you know what he what else he skipped over.
So he talked about Ricky Smiley being a bitch in the First Sunday,
But he played a bitch too. Wasn't he a fag at church? He
was a choir director? But I guess, okay he wasn't he's so he
was the fact? Then, all right? He skipped over that part,
though he stayed on Ricky Smiley, but he skipped he skipped over the part
where he played the game man in his interview, Ricky Smiley should have brought
up played the fact in First Sunday. The point of me saying that,
The point of the point of me saying that, though, is it's a
bunch of jealous bro like he wanted to pick and choose what he wanted to
say, Like he came up there to tell the truth, but he left
that part out. The party is true. I don't why would why would
I come up here to tell on myself? I don't remember First Friday like
that, honestly First Sunday yet, sorry, because I was thinking of Friday
movie too. I don't remember First Sunday, Like like, I know,
I know what it is because they was going in there to bribe the church
and ship because like John or something, because Cuban hustle man was going in
there to steal from the church. Yeah, but I'm saying, like I
don't like so I basically like I know the plot of the movie because it
wasn't Regina Hall. Regina Hall was Regina Hall was ice Cube, Baby Mama
or something of that movie, won't you. Yeah, So, like I
said, I like, I remember what the movie was about. I just
I don't remember like arts in the movie because not a good movie it was.
Remember remember that conversation we always have about like bad black movies. That's
one of So would that have been like a Tooby movie if was around backs
a lot of movies? Okay? They said he his lead rolls are in
hood movies, ganked in Internet. I've never now I got a Google him
and Ship? How dare you come to comments putting me to work? What's
ganked? What's that? What's the movie where he was talking about the white
Baby school Dance. I never seen that is school dance. Brother, It's
funny, though, Was Money my character really that funny thing about it?
Now? Period? Was? No? I didn't what I asked you to.
I said, was it really that funny though? Because he made he
he made he was talking like but it was the precursor to a PI name.
So you answered the question. You answered the question I didn't ask twice
I said, no, No, I'm talking. I'm talking to him.
I'm just not looking at it. But it was the pre cur slip back
was funny like he made it like he made the movie, but that character
wasn't even that funny. Okay. Friday after That came out took his character
completely five. So, out of the movies that Cat William has been in,
what has his character range been in? Like? What his his character
range being? You asked questions. I haven't seen a lot of his movie
watching, no movies seen Friday after Next. If Cats is not standing on
the stage with a microphone telling the joke, ain't nobody looking for this,
I'm gonna assume we just playing himself. Though he like Mark Wahlberg, Mark
Mark Warburger, is Mark Warburg every movie. Yeah, just for Bugie Night,
just like the Rock is the Rock in every movie. Big strong nigga
that can crack concrete or play well. Rock was over the Rock best fucking
work. He was out there barbecue what you do? Man can't Inside side
painting game was definitely Rock. That was a movie with Anthony Mackie, Mark
Wahlberg and The Rock when they had like the little Gym ship going Yeah,
the dude that played Monk, they was robbing him. They basically took over
his life and ship. Like the Walking Tall That was a good movie for
the Rock Shi It was okay, you know how to get to the bag?
That's okay, okay, And that was the That was the answer that
I was trying because honestly, who is that? I can't that's a good
point. I can't see it. Say you want to be Kevin so bad
at this show? Let me see it? Say so, let's be honest.
I've just started listening. But are we saying he's not funny? No,
no, we're not saying that. But see cat plays. And that's
what I was wanting to know because the way that he was speaking on like
Faison and he's like you can't play Faison and everything like, and it's like
from what I've seen, like, yeah, the same voice, the same
man hysms, the same voice pattern he played himself. He just have a
different name. And and that's why I was asking that because it's like I
haven't seen right. But but Cat during but Cat during his interview was talking
about though. I think that was what that was. That was him trying
to expose Martin a little bit. I think I guess when Martin was going
through ship or whatever, he said he wanted to have to do a movie
when it was like I go away for a little while and come back with
this movie together. The movie ended up being the third Big Mama's House.
Big Mama's House too. That's the third one, the one that branded the
third, that's the third one, the second one. It's three of them.
Yes, so the third Big Mama's House. And they were that's what
I guess I thought it was. I really thought it was only two.
It's not even me being he was like to until I like because the Brandon
Tjer yeah plays under the first one. He's trying to third at the school
or the second one he's the school. No, Yeah, now the second
one like a navy for this rich white couple. The third one that's you're
right, you're right. He was the go to school, was supposed to
be the undercover. I think cav was flying to when he was like he
told Martin, I ain't gonna put on no dress, go get Brandon.
It didn't make me wonder those like Branda T. Jackson put that dress on.
No, But listen, he dog just said they came to him with
that ship. They didn't say cat, you know, turned it down and
he took it. They said they came to in with that and he regret
doing it because you know he did. But how he say go get Brandon
if he's the one that told Brandon don't put the dress on exactly, how
you sick on him? But you told him not? He contradicted itself.
The conversation is where now we put the sauce on it. Yeah, I
do feel like Martin came to him and asked him, like, you want
to do this movie with me. He probably genuinely said, yeah, I
got you. Then when he seen what it was and that it was the
third Big Mama's House, I don't want to put this dress on now,
him saying, go get branded T Jackson in this part, that's probably that's
cab bro, That's that's the joke because all of a sudden, you you
just picked that nigga out of your head. That's what like, go get
go get Brent T. Jackson. But then you because if anybody you could
have just about him don't put on a dress, You could have said go
get Jamie Fox and we would have believed that because Jamie didn't put a dress
on, right, So yeah, I don't. It's it's a lot of
things. Like I said, I do feel like he was being very truthful
and honest about but some things I feel like he was a better baby mama
on that couch, especially once that liquor hit his little ass bloodst and and
he swore, like, you know, I'm not few by alcohol. St
Bro. Every black person gets some kangak and them they gonna tell some ship
whether it's good or bad. Niggas gonna start spelling the I gotta get you
like that. Just Denzel Too was talking about playing himself in uh every movie.
He showed a little range in Atlanta he won an Emmy for it.
He just played a drunk uncle. Hey, man and Philly. Let's get
Kevin Hart versus Cat william Somebody called gonna do that ship. I paid money
Kevin Hartstone. We're gonna highlight this comment coment again and said he is a
stand up comic. Camp Cat wants to be Kevin so bad. That was
a good one. That was a good Oh. I've watched Walking Tall a
lot though. Yeah, that was a good movie. He go back Home,
They fucking money and then he become the Shaff and had Johnny Knoxville in
it. I thought that was yeah the movie with Steer, Yeah, oh
yeah, because he was supposed to be taking Get Out of Your Monkey,
Monkey thirty million views in three days. McMahon with making Richard for wrestling doesn't
have a minted division anymore. Uh. I think Cat was wrestling manager in
mouth Piece for a middleweight wrestler, but his ego would getting away Nowhere.
Cat Williams put on the greatest shoe promos and Stoke going in on bro do
he have Do he have something coming out? Though? Don't he got a
stand up coming out? We just sld on No, but like a new
a new one. I'm not used to I'm not used to your name not
showing up. It was yeah, but no, I I do. I
feel like hopefully now that he was able to get you know, some off
the chest, but no, like but the thing, the thing that got
me was everybody's like, well, you know, people addressing it like,
ain't nobody said that he lied? Like he you know, they ain't nobody
said that he lied. And I'm like, bro, they brought ice now,
y'all know Ice Cube me and no ship Cuba is the only one.
Was like, yeah, that's that's cap Yeah. But people was like they
didn't hear I said. Right. So people saw the video like if I
know, it was on shave room first and then it made you know,
its way to a couple of blogs. So you have this video and Ice
Cuba is going through, you know, all of his ship and people are
completely skipping over this part. Kat was one hundred on a few things.
Most of what he was saying, a couple of things, you know,
I just want to clarify. Ah, So he acknowledges right there, right,
and I only got one fucking air that work. Okay, this motherfucker
right here is dead. And I heard that shit loud and fucking clear.
He was one hunted on a few things. Few was not all most of
what he said most is not all, but he felt like he needed to
clarify some things. And then you know, Kat felt away about like the
whole the Ricky Smiley thing. It was acknowledged by Cube that Ricky Smiley did
audition for the Money Micro. It just they felt like he was a better
fit for the Santa Claus that's what he ended up doing. But Kat went
in like, how was you go play you know, money, Mike,
because basically like I wrote the lines, you know, And Cube went in
he said he was like the role was already written, Kat acting like he
help write the movie. I don't know if anybody else took it like that,
but that's how it came to me. Like it's easy to get your
shirt off on people when you already don't like them. You make up you
want to make it right, and then people say I'm a horrible person because
they don't like me. So just go with it, okay. Because I
was like, I love you and I know you're not ship. Hey,
we can't see who were saying hey? Back to that was just as Facebook
user, we can't see you. Make sure if you comment from like the
group. Make sure you give stream your permission so that we can see who
it is. Am I supposed to know who he is. I don't know
what the last coming through. Oh well no, no, I think he
just wants to use it. Oh you know he's a poet. Might go
back. We might want to put it in this show. No too many
when they say can we pull the sound bite, because I'm like, we
gotta look. You're gonna have to keep up at what point in time it
was on the show. Because I don't go back and listen to my ship
once it's done. That's why I didn't listen to cash like bro, don't
even listen to my own FU. That's why that's how TONE get away with
fucking up ship sometimes because other people had to point it out to me.
Because once we do it, I move on to the next one. I
don't go back and listen. He don't watch his movies to us. So
yeah, movie, that's those nigga who just play himself. Johnny Depp,
Now I'm gonna say he always play himself. I'll say he always play a
weird one. Johnny Depp is definitely all across the border. The Nigga played
a pirate. Then he played a nigga that was in the house crazy by
himself. I think is crazy in the house by himself. Now, if
you say Johnny Depp is always playing you know, a weird or quirky like
some ship like that. Yet but Johnny Depp is all across the board like
that, Nigga got shredded in a harder top. Bro Let me see.
Uh oh yeah, he said he just want to use it to sound bad
that I am back. Who's this mystery person right over there? Oh,
there ain't no mystery. Just ain't shit nigga. They used to work here,
they said, ain't nobody talking about shake Shay's pussy? What the fuck?
Huh? Hey laid out. I had to catch something today. What
we're talking about? Hey, Keisha? No, but yeah with ice Cube,
you know, addressing it because uh if you didn't hear, like,
I didn't want to just have a bunch of cat clips. But when he
addressed you know, doing the money micro and he was like, well,
you know, I told them, you know, to change the role because
you know, he was supposed to be getting raped. And that's the part
that Ricky Smiley was okay with and I told him, like, you know,
I take that said it was mother. You just say whatever you feel
like, because now he's trying to put it off his ricky smiley okay with
getting raped by man. I think that's a narrative he was trying to push.
But I feel like that because my face was still sitting here looking like
what, oh, okay they're talking about because it wasn't no print showing in
Shannon she by Shari Joggers. Okay, no, but Cube did, like
and Cube heople on record. He was like, he was like, if
you even look at my movies, and she was like, they're not raunchy.
He was like, you know, way back, you know obviously like
we did Players Club and shit. He was like, but even then,
the stuff was left to your imagination. I'm like, damn, we wasn't
seeing you know, I didn't even think about it just now till you said
it, Like, why why would he have like that's the next Friday,
the next really a Christmas movie, you think about it, But I would
have a nigg get raped in them? So he was like the Players scene
was always in there. He was like he in his exact way, he
was like like it wasn't even a discussion. So for Cat to make it
seem like, oh, I went in there told him like, look,
I do this role, but if you, you know, take this out,
I promised you won't regret it, type like that wasn't even a discussion,
like because that wasn't even in the movie in the first place. Like
the part that was in there was always in there, and we wouldn't go
like if that was the scene that was in there, it would have been
there there when the movie came out because we wouldn't go take it out because
of some actor. So that was the discrepancy. That is the word that
you used about that portion. So it's like he did call Cat Motherfucker's trying
to make it seem like Cad was damn there saying Q was okay with a
nigga getting raped in the bathroom and thinking it was funny. You're gonna rape
a nigga in a Christmas movie. Think, bro, it's not a happy
holiday, Bro, I mean for the rapet, No, for nobody,
bro rap a ship stick or you know, like who wants to Christmas?
You wants to what is it called the rest trombone? He was gonna say
Dick in the box. It's justin Timberlake Gifts and the classic on dope man.
But yeah, so for him to say he's never done any hard up
but him point and he tried to shave Snoop. You heard me said I
smoked just weed. Y'all didn't catch that part. I told you I didn't
watch the fool, so I didn't watch it. I just listened to it.
But he was trying to he was trying to say Snoop laces, but
yeah, I didn't. But then the porn started say Snoop be tooting too.
And then he was talking about to him having the roller, that he's
the first person. Yes, women do it, but other people have men
do it. You're saying, that's too much spit going around from a man.
Brother. Men have around, so you can't like never mind, Okay,
him said the signs you said, he definitely in SENI way to Snoop
puts something and weed. If you do that his business man like him smoking,
He ain't cool. Now, you're right. Look, once I seen
Chris, Once I seen Chris Brown do it and realize all of me it's
come from that. Whatever you like it, what you see that's a cold
ass song, and you know he was high than the raf ass when he
did. Listen, I still bang that ship. Okay, that is he?
Is it called he? Yeah? Yeah, he fucking heat niggas.
My shoulders moved by heat Heat Heat video low. He pissed me off though,
because the nigga that was dancing with Chris doing a little ship with the
blue hair, that was the shade that I was supposed to have when that
bitch turned my shit green. So I was lowkey salty that a nigga got
my hair colored before I did. I was really upset. I'm like,
this is exactly what I want it. So now I gotta take a screenshot
and say, hey, give me the nigga from the Chris Brown for you
to get it right. Yeah, that's a cold as song. So if
he keep making ship like that because he tooting dope, more power to him.
I ain't mad, right man. Let niggas too dope and pieces long
as you're not you know, smoking, cracking, stealing from up fuckers,
I don't really give it that what you do. But him pointing out Steve
Harvey still a Mark Curry Holmes swag was crazy Mark Curry. Mark Curry put
a video out. He really pitched that, Steve. I'm like, y'all,
I used to watch Hang with mister Cooper. You never put into the
guy, so Mark, yeah, So so to compare Earrison that was made
is that the Steve Harvey Show is to Hanging with mister Cooper what Friends was
to Live Single. Absolutely, yeah, that was the comparison. Mark Curry
also said, Steve Harvey stole up s shoke. I saw that. You
said that, like, Mark Curry told the joke, right, I saw.
But then Steve Box for Halloween. He tried to make it a serious
story, like sorry for it and he used the word for word though yeah,
ups stupid minute he put shro But that I mean, but, like
said the entertainer said when he was on Club Shape, I really hate having
to call it this. That's a weird name play football when but he said,
like that, how that's part how that's part of the business and ship.
But remember, because y'all know, TikTok will undid like TikTok is like
how you know white people go digging for mummies and shit and they just go
digging up shit. That's TikTok TikTok just go find shit to dig up.
So I got sent of TikTok video of a little boy that was on Apollo
back in the nineties and he was doing the joke that Bernie did about the
bus driver that was stuttering and slow and shit, and he was like,
you know, he was making fun of me. That little boy did that
joke way back then, like Apollo shit. So it's like, I mean
it just so did Bernie take it from member? He took it from Bernie
Kings of Comedy was way after that. Shit was my senior year, senior
year in high school, and this is my junior senior year in high school.
I mean everybody still but again, when I don't like you, I
felt, you know what I feel like, if he was cool with them
niggas, like if he ain't had no ill feeling tourism, he wouldn't said
about them. Still in nothing left, I felt like he got left off
something like he got left off bad and bougie and now he's a little sore
about that ship he didn't got. He got that cat, got left out
of being famous right like he does. He didn't want to play the game
he famous, but he ain't like famous. We know, we know who
he is. But it's like so like if Steve Harvey walking in maypierders don't
run up to him, motherfuckers might walk past Cat. I think that well
they might think he just somebody said, no, that's that was Cat's bit.
It was his signature thing on common View. I promise it was Cat's
best joke. Oh, we won't talking about that. We were talking about
Bernie Mack and the I've seen the post where there are a bunch of shows
that compare Mark Curry's and Steve Harvey who said that he is famous, famous
thirty million in three days. He only is only thirty million vows. Because
it was messy, y'all, like MESSI ship his current showing. So I
just I told y'all on the way here, I took a screenshot because it
popped up on my Facebook feet for groups whatever, currents like whatever. So
of course it's got thirty million views. Everybody wanted to take they take Yeah,
because me I had to go and view because I had to because I
know that's one of the hot topics. And as having a podcast and shit,
you have to know and why why is it a hot topic, right,
because he's mess because he was exposing ship. If he's on there talking
about his kids, motherfuckers even watched all of it like I normally watched,
like like when he said we got people, and even then Cats Cat Ship
is gonna end up boosting the other ones because now they're gonna go back and
watch the other ones to see you with what he was dressing. So he
said, Chris Tucker is Epstein island Chris Tucker. Now, so that's messy.
It could be true, it could not be true, said I did
the same thing on Breakfast Club and nothing. A lot of people just don't
like Breakfast Club. They can't stand Charlotte in a big old hater. He
keep jay z name in his mouth. Jay Z didn't those ninety two you
get on stand and tell him Jon a comedian, what the fuck do you
do for a living? My god? So so okay, So I said,
like this, it's it's not to deny that Cat Williams is famous,
but when it comes to Cat Williams, we know that Cat Williams does not
have the level of success as the other you know, comedians that he's talking
about. So how many, like do you think white people go recognize Cat
Williams like a lot of white people like Steve Harvey. White and black people
know who Steve Harvey. White and black people know who Cat really man.
Because these niggas didn't well however they got here, but they've gotten themselves into
a position where I don't gotta tell jokes, Like I can go and do
a TV show, Steve Harvey, don't got to stand on stage to tell
jokes. The nigga hosts family few, for God's sake, that's Cat.
You gotta be. You gotta be funny because you gotta get on stage and
tell jokes because you cannot do what these other niggas is doing. Steve Harvey
was saying. Steve Harvey was saying, how like, because his look like
he loves doing stand up even with other stuff that he was doing, like
he was still torn like even if it was just like doing like weekend shows
and stuff, because that's what he likes to do. He's not in a
position where he has to do it. He can do it because that's what
he loved doing. Cat gotta tell jokes. You gotta go out here and
be funny, but you can't do But can I ask a real question,
like it ain't got shit to do with Cat Williams. Hold on, can
we reduce to Summings? First, Mario said, Cat isn't Kevin Hart famous?
Like I started out saying. His real problem is he wants to be
Kevin so bad and it's driving him nuts. Then Kim said, he said,
Kevin Hart is a plant, but he is definitely causing a distraction.
Didd, he is probably happy as fun distraction. Distraction? Nah? Did
he can't be happy because he brought Diddy up to He said, he likes
the party and you gotta tell him no? What made everybody forget the aliens
of vegans? What happened after that? A lot of people honestly didn't know
about it. Yeah, I just heard about that one too. Man.
I was, I'll watch it because I'll be up at fucking three four in
the morning the fucking eyes because I can't go to sleep. Met the man
said, did her since said it? You've seen how uncomfortable fab was,
Like everything that Nigga said, Why you don't want to party with the fact
he said, but the party party, the second party in that sentence was
like part Yeah, but when you tell somebody you're trying to party, bro,
you're trying to party party. That means either fucking drugs. That's nobody
really discussing Diddy because everybody was already thinking that anyway. I say, several
people just like, did he or did he? What is it Diddy?
Or didn't he don't go to Diddy house? Yeah? What's the little other?
Uh? The little internet dude said? Diddy took him outside and gave
between on that big ass bed in the yard. I don't want to know
why has he got a bed in the yard. He did a video like
they used his video him. He's sampling. I don't know. I'm checking
out because ordered to sampling the coochies or something. And she said, because
you know how like you can track their ride. I think it was fine,
but something like that. He's plenty of little videos on Facebook. I
thought he was a kid because I could talk about some ship while you go
what happened? No, so re order the lift and whenever she orders the
lift or uber, she always shares her location with me. And all of
a sudden, they just said, like ride canceled, So I need to
make sure that it was actually canceled. It ain't No bullsh a right,
So Wendy Williams and sposed in the nineties. Everybody didn't exposed, did he?
He just made it go away? Yeah, people just just like they
they exposed. They exposed jay Z. He making the ship go away,
said jay Z was hitting Larry Johnson up the ass. That's that went away.
Jay Z be like, yo, I wasn't there, And if you
don't believe me, I wasn't cool. You got enough money, you can
make that ship go away. Man. Anybody watched Dave Chapelle then, Like
I was watching it, I was like, this is funny. But at
one point, folks gonna really just leave these transgender people? Yeah, I
think can I think like I feel like he tried some training ass before then
he can't let it go. I think he's he's working itself through it by
telling Jos about it, because I just be like, he got the little
tight a wife. Can you stop punching the trans people? He picked on
the handicap this time, But it didn't matter. It's still somehow you're on
step chicker around and got back to the train. All right, y'all ain't
got to be limnese and we did. I was just She was like,
how did you see that? I said, because if you send me the
fucking ride the track, it has to tell me if there's a ride to
track, So if you cancel it, I had to make sure that it
was canceled before you got in the car and not in the middle of you
being in a motherfucking car. So her friends in the background like, I'm
sorry. I had her cancel it, I said, had me walking off
live and ship niggas I'm going on, get off my phone had a special
listen and that I do. I wasn't even talking about I was talking about
the benefits of having a brother who used to be a firefighter and told me
how to do stuff. That's right, that's my fas fun all right,
maybe it's a little bit of a little bit to be damn bitch, get
off up back. Let me see second. Why is Rampage Jackson up there?
Oh? Yeah, because you know, like as long as I've been
a UFC fan, like, I've never paid attention to his interviews. Nigga
funniest a while he say some weird, he says some wow ship when he
took Okay, now, what was going on? While I was I see
Chappelle is stubborn. They keep trying to cancel him, so he will keep
giving it to him. Pause. You know somebody made of people are always
like, well, why Chappelle keep talking about the transmit because he see get
y'all going just like a little does he just like, what once you see
that you can aggravate a motherfucker? Are you getting under their skin? Because
it's like you getting sick of hearing him do it. But the way he
set it up before he punched you with that shit be so smooth, So
like if you haven't seen it, he opens the show like and he's talking
about his latest mon Yeah, okay, so I think it's a lot of
the material did when he was on tour and then he came here and ship.
But like he opens it with this joke about Jim Carrey. So he's
like his dad died and he's like, his friend asked him, did he
want to meet Jim Carre. He was like yeah, But at the time
he got to meet Jim Kre, Jim k was doing Man on the Move.
Oh he's a method acting, right. He was like, y'all gotta
call me Andy car And then like he did all that and he was like,
that's how transgenders make me feel. And I was like, damn,
that was funny, but why you keep punching them nigga? Yeah, he
was like, I got it. I'm not here to judge. He's still
the funniest nigga. I know Mario three with you, bro, he said,
Little nas is the biggest trustle Bro. He came. He came out
and got the white people on this side right then, then he switched that
and got all the gay people behind in to supporting. Now he's switching over.
He coming back to God like the dog is the biggest throw ever.
He had everybody thinking he worshiped the devil. You do what works, gotta
do what works. Crazy. The song's not bad though, that's the crazy
part. Like the songs, really, you can do whatever you want as
long as you got the slaps his songs. Really, really, I haven't.
I can't sit up here and say, like I have listened to a
full fucking you know album. The songs that I've heard rocking the fuck out.
The one he got with Jack Harlowe actually cold. I'm not watching video.
Don't watch the video, even the one where he went to hell.
That song kind of told I just don't watch you just can't watch the video.
I won't watch the videos videos alright. When I listen to music,
Yeah, but I do. I like his song like roll still just listening
to that yesterday, still slap It's you could I could have went without that.
I didn't do anything. I've been Davids Muslim. I don't think he
is tangled with the jangle. But I think you're lucky. I already got
a name. But its definitely who said that? That was funny. Who
is that Mario? That's that's good. That's the public right here. You're
talking about Nize that teacher he said, does he have a pr family here?
He got a pry That's hilarious. So so back to my point that
I was making before I had to leave out for my call. Back back
to the point I was making, like before I had to leave out,
you know for the call. As far as like with cat level of famous
versus like you know, like Kevin Hart. Now, I feel like if
you are at a point where you know Kevin Hart, Steve Harvey, them
niggas like when they gone shut up? When when William this and address you?
They are we are here I'm using that ship to my fool. We
call you wearing bits. I'm like, I will not take that from Nigga
with them freid ass ends now back then, you know, if you was
talking about here, I'll let you get away with it. But not not
today. Not today, you don't go get a protein treatment. You know
what I think it was lying like I ain't no nigg doing all this that
ain't nobody read years old. I don't care you still some little kid books.
It's only like five pages in the book, and you think about it,
but he made he made little kid book. The first page be done
in the second b end and then you're done. But I remember, like
because he read Doctor Seuss now and as a part, like I read a
lot, Like I literally used to have books and boxes like because I used
to read a lot, and I used to get like the little Subscription ship
so like uh like the Babysitters Club goose Bumps, like all that kind of
ship. And you know, like I grew up. I grew up Sweet
Valley High Twins and ship, Sweet Valley High Twins and Ship like all of
them, like I used to love them. Book a million Badillia, like
all the little shit like I lived right around the corner from Akison Library,
and when I tell you, like I used to come up, like it
would be dark, Like I would be in that motherfucker all the time reading
and even I wasn't hit the fucking three thous like, and I read a
lot, a lot to the point where I was literally like you if y'all
ever, you know, like get a chance to talk to my mom,
which I doubt because I want her far away from a fucking microphone. She'll
tell you, like sometimes they would sometimes they would be looking for me and
Ship, and because like people was getting on my nurse and I didn't want
to be bothered. I would literally be in a closet reading because that was
my thing. I used to love about that. He probably read a lot,
but three thousand. I think that was one of those things where it
was just kind of like, you know, just exaggerating it just extra yeah,
but when it comes, but when it comes used to like the level
of fame, when it when it comes to the level of fame, like
when Steve Harvey, Kevin Harden, you know, niggas like that, like
when they go like ship will be left behind. I feel like when Cat
go, We're gonna remember Cavin being told by a kid. No, I
don't mean like as far as like with memories and ship. I don't mean
like like memories and legacies and ship. I mean like when I say left
behind, I mean like network and ship of ship that will actually be left
behind. I feel like Cat really didn't go like we might be in like
a go fund me situation. No, no, no, no, I
don't believe that because Boozie even said yes, giving money away and then you're
not really bringing in a lot that tends to look I mean, niggas have
literally been fucking millionaires and have died broke, so it wouldn't be the first
time I seen it. But if I ain't got no money, I'm definitely
not giving a nigga twenty unless I really got the twenty. A lot of
people have said that Cat is very generous. A lot of people they said
he put a whole lot of niggas on too. So I mean, did
you, oh my god, did y'all see the video that Bill Bellamy did
when he was telling that story about the restaurant. Yes, yeah, really,
Cat, had he had a house shut or some I'm gonna get the
real and I'm finna say because when I tell you, this ship was fucking
hilarious, and I definitely like you can tell like the way that I feel
Bill Bellamy stretched that ship a little bit too. Quarterback? Did he?
But seemed like he would be the quarterback because get behind the quarterback. But
that's what I'm saying. If did he, I think that he might be
the picture. I don't think yeah, because he liked to be in controller
ship, so I think a transfer. So he But then that's yeah,
so he probably giving it to TD Jakes have been swallowing, swallow that take,
that take that overwhelmed. That's what did he was rapping about. That's
what he was rapping to when he did Satisfy You in Our Kevin Hey,
it's a tricky part of that song. Tricky. He said he read three
thousand niggas in that interview, but not books. I think he may he
read three thousand books in that time period, not every year. He sounds
crazy. He always said he read the whole encyclopedia. That's believable. For
three thousand books a year's cap I don't want to. He and Jehovah witness
kid and they stay lying. Damn. I knew a chick who made up
Christmas stories because she was ashamed, broke down and everything they like to remake
their childhood like Church of God and Price girls grow up to be untamable.
Harlot's bro, you gotta relax. I know that's right. I agree with
everything you just said. You gotta relax, Harlot, Church decrepit, untamable,
epic who talking about? I don't know. Oh, I think niggas
answering the previous question that London asked when she was like, who is the
mystery? Nigga? You you got you got one more good call back?
Yeah, I can leave that up there. Okay, I'm come from I've
got to take that off. Uh huh No. So I don't know if
I'm like, I might be the only person like when I'm you know,
watching her things, like, I'll end up in the comments and I would
see like the most random shit. So I was cooking yesterday and I don't
uh, I don't pay for any of like my streaming services anymore. So
I'll just go like you know, on YouTube and just let like my music
playing shit. So when I went, I knew that the song was gonna
be over and I was trying to scroll and like find what us I wanted
to listen to, and some just took me to the comments. I was
in Boys to Men video doing just fun and the timing of the screenshot when
you look at the nigga face and then but it's in the comments. He
put that picture on the screen tone, I might have to look at it
on my phone because I don't know how you're talking about right here. You
should be able to see it. Man. So this is the part of
the hedeo where I noticed it. So a nigga's on YouTube like pouring his
heart out. He says sorry, he said. I found out that my
wife was cheating on me on the day of our twenty year anniversary. When
I confronted her, she didn't even deny. I was so hurt I started
throwing up. She left the house nine months ago. I found out recently
that she has been going through with the dude she cheated on me with.
She called him cheating. I guess how you get them is how you lose
them. I could have just laughed in her face, but I felt bad
for it. She told me that she was sorry for what she did.
To me, I smiled. She asked why I was smiling. I told
her it's okay, because I'm doing just fun. I hugged her and walked
away. I could hear her crying, but I didn't turn around. Kept
walking because I am here, bro to come, no, keep no,
it's just for you to think of that and then be like, damn,
man, this really this, this is I am truly doing just fine.
How niggas not go like you should have been listening to Hunble Sam. How
do niggas not go to jail? After finding that out? After twenty years?
Healed? Some people have restraint, bro. And then it's like on
a twenty year anniversary, and then you think, like, was he the
kind of husband who had like dinner reservations at her favorite restaurant and you have
some ship like you know, like thinking the evening he had planning, bro?
And you find out you've been sucking at the dicks, bro, Like
you know what that is in jail? Yeah? Oh, y'all see that
old white couple told y'all Facebook real just be hitting me. The old white
couple. They been married for forty years and she got are cheating by one
of them niggas on the street that'd be like, hey, let us see
your phone. Forty years, I pray every day I never get caught in
no situation like that. So so ye, yep, I don't know.
You phone get away from me? What the fuck? Oh? Cheer ros
me looking at my iPhone, like, why is Bro sending me his location?
Why is it the hospital? No? But so, so they were
married for forty years and the guy asked. She was like, you know,
hey, you know, like you guys are He was like, well,
I've been you know. She was like yeah. So they was asking
as far as like, you know, friends of what now. She was
like, well, you know, I got like work friends like stuff like
that. And the husband he was like well yeah, he was like,
you know, we got friends independent of each other. Wait, they married
forty years? How old there were old white people, That's what I'm saying.
Oh old enough to be fucking married for forty years. Yeah, so
at least at least sixty then it's okay. So she saw it. She
said, oh my god, I've seen that. I was apart because how
you go that long in a random nigga interview when you exposure. So yeah,
so he he uses, you know, the hope. Well, you
know, what can we go through? Oh? He acts first, he
was like, have y'all ever like, you know, being in each other
seeing each other's phone. She's like, well, yeah, like you know,
someone like gotta make a call or something this whatever, you know,
like, no big deal. So he acts, you know, if they
could see your phone. So they went to you know, like tech Threads
or whatever, and they asked to this guy was and she was like,
oh, it's just just like a work friend or whatever. And then he
asked like, oh, well, how come he's asking you you know such
and such. She was like, well, can I have my phone back
please? And he's like, well, why don't you call him and ask
like why he's talking to you like that. So all of a sudden,
you know, it could and he's like, oh, well, you know,
see you a letter babe, and like all this kind of shit hang
up. And her husband was like, well that's not good. Like he's
like, so yeah, see your letter babe style forty years that's not good,
letter pie. I'm going to jail. But look forty forty of them,
just go ahead and give me life. My coworker went through something Mario
said that I was talking about earlier. Oh okay, I figured, uh.
Mario said, I've heard stories where dude find out he was not the
father because the grown kid had cancer and needed some blood. I swear before
you Jesus and eight more guys, she ain't gonna make it the court.
Physical violence, heartbreaking, that bitch. That what Marios just said is one
of the many reasons why I felt I don't understand why oporternity testing this.
I feel like it should be fucking mandatory because it can literally come down to
life or death and you don't want to be in a situation where this kid
is life or death and you find out at this very moment, damn.
Now we need a donor and ship. We need to because this nigg ain't
a match. This ain't they dad. So now you dealing with the fact
of your kid is potentially dying and this nigga is probably going to dent your
forehead in this hospital, there's a lot to deal with it. On the
other side, there's gonna be a nurse to hang you, some papers to
fill out because they want to harvest your fucking organs. So now and then,
but then it's like but then it's like it's but then it's like it's
not even just the moments, Like you have to think about the emotions from
this man because he's been sitting here worried, sick about his kid and then
now you were being hit with the fact that this is not your kids.
So then that's a lot of emotional ship going on with Bro. Like Mario
said, Jesus and eight more guys, there's gonna be some physical damage to
moving around just now, the hospital getting two hearts, two sets of kidneys,
everything because one on's Brodie died because I can't save them. I gotta
kill you. I'm a bruiser that I was just thinking that like that brand
bro saw that, Oh no, that one. I thought you was talking
about the one where so there's a video and I could have I thought we
played it on the show, or maybe I just watched the real so many
times because she was no. But there's the video where the guy was like
a boxer or something. It was a random guy and they was like he
wanted to see how well Philly punched him, So he went and he punched
the boxer first, like in the sign and ship. So the boxing went
line this ship up. I did play it on the show because we laughed
out how the nigga screamed that ship looked painful. Yeah, be worth ship,
y'all made me stort laughing. Yeah, that brain frag definitely split like
the commercials where they used to crack the eggs drugs. Brain playing too much
play so much Like I saw the video like this dude, he liked this
real big streamer of two K and then she went in there and deleted his
mind player. Talk about this, just watched it. Beat your motherfucking ass
or camera. I wouldn't have beat you over the video. Bro. I'm
a streamer and I'm making money. No, bro, don't play with my
money. That was a bad decision. Okay, but then but then you
got enough money to like get your player to a ninety five. I get
it, Like you don't put the bitch out because if you're telling me not
to put my hands on it, you don't understand how I feel. No,
See, she kept the first three minutes away because Duncan, he don't
look like he needs to be driving my baby nowhere. Duncan Pender hughes,
Yeah, that's looking like I don't like that. He looked like he harvest
organs. He looked like he smelled like this. No, he probably smell
like you're in. It's a different there's a difference between you're and the It
say she should arrive in two minutes, but that is fucking crazy. I
wouldn't put my hands on her game, but she gotta get out because then
if you put your hands on it, she called them police. You going
to jail, and then you still can't make no money. Mm hmm.
No, but you need to feel how I feel. You're putting you out.
You don't feel what I finish fires just home. I feel physical paining.
I'm physically sick. She thought that ship was funny, too, right,
I feel like I feel like that ship is fake. But in the
real situation, right across my player are already gone. We might as well
break the console. At this point, I feel like a lot of people
don't see it for what it is. Like that is literally leave the abuse
because somebody be like it's just a game, Like it's really not. When
I shared the video, I'm like, I'm pretty sure somebody gonna comment and
be like, oh, it's just a guy. It's not just a guy
like that's something my value, that's something I love, that's something I like,
right, and that and that's why I feel it's abuse. You just
took something that he loves that is a value, and it actually makes the
money, like and you intentionally when I that's abuse what I was saying,
because they had just bought that house and he used the money that he was
making to buy the house that they just moved into. Right, I'm taking
care of you because I played the game and you doing this ship was cheap.
Oh do punch you on the I had Brittany go outside your head like
that ship is why? Why was my lyft driver riding all the windows down
like it was July? When I asked him to roll up the windows,
he turned the heat all the way up. I was so fucking ad when
I got I was going email lifting snitched like I was from Brookfield, Like
dog, what where's Brookville? I know? But I felt I got I
get it. I feel like I just wanted to know where it was,
Like it's they known for out there, I know from TV mm hmm.
Or was he trying to say Brookfield see nothing, but I'm trying to help.
We're located. No, I think it might have really been to what
happened? I didn't. Oh when I got the Chris Brown on there too
for you was at this might just be me randomly every time I walk around
the horse. This is all I said, Have you ever been swallowed?
That swallowed? It's the way that he and that's why this might just be
me randomly every time I walk around the horse. This is all I said,
have you ever been swallowed? That swallowed? But oh, okay,
see the clipping him like Tyler Perry putting his hands on him and niggas shaking
his ship and then the bitch like push that baby out in the church.
Absolutely Tyler Perry td Jakes is some weird lady baptized baby and drop that motherfucking
I'm through church vie. He slammed dunk this little and looked at the parents
like, my bad, what you can't don't you can't drop my baby in
water in save my bad church and something else? Man, tell let me
know when that that. I just took the video to the group TEP because
I did. I forgot because this wasn't on Facebook. This was something that
was uh it would saved to my my phone. Agree that like to like
the orgy of I don't know if org is the word I use like orgies
kind of too far, bro, Yeah, okay, so let me answer
yo, don't get too deep answer your I'm gonna answer your question with another
question. Yeah, you need to unpack something. So we got a group
where you and Earl we talking about shoes. Would you consider a group chat
with all niggas orgy? That's where you're going with that again, So that's
why is not the right word? Okay, org is not the right word,
Bro, It's not. It just wasn't bro orgy. Bro, that's
freaky bit now. But if you end it as you're in a group of
niggas, y'all can get your ship off it. So again, this feels
like a possible situation. So I'm gonna say pause the buttons off. This
reminds me how hilarious Hunt for Jesus was. The pastor was in the closet
too. I feel like it was a TD Jake's omen all. This TD
Jake ship takes me right back to Eddie Long. He was the worst Eddie
Long. He was going crazy with children type shit. So this this next
video was hilarious because you know, minus the crack involved. I feel like
this would be us like cocaine no an interesting fact and worked today. It
was so it's like it's a not a brillow pan but still wool type sh
I was like, why do we keep this behind the service counter? It
was like, because, like it's a thing. So I googled it because
I didn't believe that. So apparently if you take this still wool and like
entire pressure there, you can make a crack pipe. I was like,
that's fucking in side the tire gauge and some still one of my one of
my coworkers, got a lot of steel wool in his truck, that creative
nothing's in there. Yeah, so you you can do so are you unbothered?
Like but I feel like, you know again minus drugs. This is
how we will react to seeing one of us in this situation. That's my
fucking cousin, man, my fucking cousin. He got here. Fuck the
traffic, my cousin, the fuck traffic. I got a cousin that a
fuck traffic because he said that was my cousin. I only you don't got
me walking out here now because I don't think think that's my cousin one of
the accident scams again, that's my cousin. Come on, man, get
the funk up, man, Get the funk up, man, Man,
get the funk up man, he scam, Get the funk up, Yo.
I'm gonna need you to get the funk up. Get the up,
Joe. We need you to get the funk up. Bro Jo, I'm
gonna need you to get the stings out of the bag. They did you
win? Who did you? Hey? Cut you good? You just drop.
When I saw this ship, all I saw was us because we can't
take nothing serious, and said they need you in. Did you imagine mont
laugh everybody else scam be all the way over, Yeah, because said did
you win? Who did you win? When? So when he got to
that part like with the bag and she got to ask did he man and
start laughing. I was up in the middle of the night cracking up because
I was like, bro, if this ain't my love, because we can't
take ship seriously, And that's that's that's really how niggas would be out there
on the fucking scene. So yeah, I want to I wanted to share
y'all share that with because that brought me so much. What is it okay?
Pastor said he was sucking demons out of men. He's sexually assaulted.
I beg your pardon. A Presbyterian minister in New Jersey is accused of sexually
assaulting several perishioners under the guise of exercising evil spirits. Three men have come
forward claiming Reverend doctor William Weaver performed sex acts on them when they came to
him for private counseling at Linden Presbyterian Church. Weaver sixty nine would allegedly tell
the men that he needed to suck out demons through their seamen, citing Native
American rituals in a verse from Ephesians telling Christians to but on the full armor
of God. Ain't that that's just like that one preacher that was nutting in
everybody mouth years back? According to Impact statements, the men submitted to Theia
of Elizabeth, which has jurisdiction over the church in London. Weaver would order
each to strip naked and lie down. Then he would place an angel coin
on their foreheads and have them balanced stones on the hands and ankles. What
kind of hend was he giving at you? So you just out here butt
naked with a nickel on your forehead getting sucked up. The more interesting question
listen, listen. The more interesting question is how did you know what the
sixty nine year old man evil spirits? Maybe it was a beputine rub just
because he didn't like it. Because just because he ain't like it, don't
mean Bro wasn't going crazy. He definitely getting We can thank Mario for that
story here and boxes to me's uh. Mario I said, the question is
how do you let someone can meant you to do that? They thought he
was doing God's work, nasty work for God's work. What if what if
they didn't even look at the corner and it was just like a Dave in
Busters or tricky cheese he put a buffalo. You did all this in hopes
of going to heaven. That's really gotta suck you up mentally, Bro,
that you that you thought you was going to have you took some time from
an elderly man thinking he was going to heaven. Man Nigga sacrifices himself for
thirty two versions. Man, I say, church is tricky. You got
you gotta pick what you believe in. Yeah, this ship to believe in?
That is some ship to believe I let this over. He is crazy.
Niggas used to call me because I still watch wrestling, but y'all go
to church. This is what y'all believe in. I said that too,
and got mad at me, like, you know wrestling faith, you know
that shit you believe in? Kind of tricky, right, And that ship
just came up in my memories too. I said something about Art Keller,
like, y'all mad at Art Kelly could still go to church. Everybody was
mad, said, I've been going to church a long time. I ain't
never My question is, are you gay if you go back. I think
they only told because he didn't want to suck him up again. I think
they told because she wasn't going right, and they was like, bro,
you didn't fix this. It didn't work. Motherfucker probably got motherfucker. Motherfucker
must have got fired from their job or something like, wait a minute,
I had an abundance of blessings on the way. Albert told me, did
you get the other video? I just said, all right, T said
you gave for putting the damn coin on. So I don't even know what
this is about that. Now y'all know how I told y'all that sometimes I
struggle a lot with not figuring out which is funnier, like the actual video
or like the comments, but comments we just so undefeated. Some Twitter comments
is legendary. Yes, so once again, you know me and my insomnia
was scrolling and this real came up. Hold on, you got it?
I gotta go back. Wait, that's the value here, That is,
if a nigga scores me, I'm quitting the sport. To move someone more
than fourteen feet beyond their own free wheel is considered kidnapping in the state of
California. I would press charges immediately, said, bro, carry them like
they newly wear. That is up. You can't shake them. Take them
as the coach, Like, what what do you say to your guy when
he come back to the sideline because you watched him try his hardest and that's
all you ever asked for out of your player. Wow. Yeah, No,
it's going from football to boxing because I can't let this little level with
disrespect rest. My mama had this game. You got my feet up dangling
in the air like a new bride. Square it up. I wouldn't maintain
the position of the ball and the body is wild. I don't think you
want to fight. No, Nigga, I could do that, you might
fuck you out. He really crazy. But I guess that was like not
what I was expecting. So I thought like, I'm like, okay,
maybe you Nigga gon get injured or maybe you're just gonna get shook and made
it look, you know, like you didn't expect him to pick him up
and walk. Yeah. So when I saw that comment was like that Nigga
got scored it was like twelve points. Then because of the fact that he
carried him to he definitely should getn extra too. But yo, so that
clip you just playing, I saw some weird ship on the internet and I
said, oh, his poor daddy. I didn't think it was I didn't
think it was real till I like google it. So it's a white guy
and his last name is Nigga. Yeah, that's all that. I was
like, Yo, he I want him to be the best ever because he
gotta make it to the league. I want them to because I want them
to. I want them to say Nigga on Live and then I want him
to be on mad So they actually got to put a niggas in the game,
say, ain't taking his son and no more practices. I got better
things to do. Oh man, you can't treat yourself like that. He
tried, Bro, he's a lot of nigga. That's what's wrong with kids
though their parents are already give up on that ship something like that. Oh
absolutely, I mean maybe football ain't this sport, but don't give up on
sports. Maybe you should just stick shooting jump shots. Now, clearly you
can't tackle nobody, so you shouldn't play with physical sports. Physical contact wasn't
as good as volleyball as she thought she would. But if she got like
absolutely embarrassed, Bro, I want to sit on the other team side.
You said he was gonna do that one game you went to. I mean,
but like that's volleyball, Like they can't really do not shing like that
to you. A volleyball you get spiked on fan, I don't know,
man, They like they can spike it, give you the they can spike
it and give you the Jana stare nigga niggas getting spike. Yeah, but
no, you couldn't know what niggas because that we'll see it in the moment
up. Oh no nigga. Okay, yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
I saw I've been seeing. I've been seeing this ship about like the Nick
Kurship. I'm saying that Nick R, your face when when it hits finally
caught up to you, that crap, I imagine that's the face I have
w mine told me, don't you do it? Yeah? Nick Kurr?
All right, Hey, Mario said, I love my child, but that's
my name on your back, sir. Yeah, bro, like you're not
gonna have me like you know, and you're not gonna have me in the
local watering hole talking about how you got carried across the bro. Imagine y'all
work together to Heynia with your coffee. Like, hey, Bill, you
see the game last night? I did. Chad Nigger was getting off,
Bro. His highlights is elite? Did you be killing? Yep? Go
ahead? Which football names are the funniest thing in sports? Point blank?
P There's been kean peel skitz about him. Everybody knows how crazy they get.
This season alone, there was two players named kool Aid McKinstry and the
Coldest Crawford. But there is a high school kid right now out of Indiana
who's about to change the game. His name is Noa nigga, No one
Nigga. This tweet just went viral because he announced he was taking a visit
to West Virginia. West Virginia is a Power five school, which means you
could realistically have have ESPN commentators having to say this motherfucker's name. Just imagine
Chris Fowler like jiffed up the line intercepted by Nigga. He's in the clare
to the ten Nigga in the end zone, bro. Like, people don't
know. He is going to have the sports media industry in shambles. Brother,
And since this has gone viral, there's been a bunch of people coming
out and saying, like, oh my god, that's an awful If I
had that last name, I would have to go get it legally changed.
That's horrible. Brother. He is possibly going to school in Morgantown, West
Virginia. He is going to break every single nurse sale record that that school
has. Hey don't know, I'm not changing ship. I don't know.
There's proudly that nigga name. So do you know what? And it's it's
funny because like Mario Roe, you gotta say this whole name right, And
and it's really because it's really like the way it rolls off your tongue because
it's like you see how I was saying to you. I was like,
no, a nigga, maybe nigga, maybe it's not pronounced nigga's got I
would be so upset that. So I feel like it's nigga around white folks.
Around us, they change they change it up and ship Jesus. Yeah,
but no, I am proud nigga is my niggaigga man and Pat Pat
McAfee getting niggas ready because he almost slipped up and said that ship on the
college game that oh yeah. He was like, let they say or no,
And Pat was like, it's not what I thought that. Man,
I know I can't be every how he got to yeah, nigga should lank,
but it was what they say or no. Yeah, I didn't.
Let That's not what I thought that. Man. I'm not gonna say it,
but that's not what I thought. Yeah, that's real, real,
real, Wow boy? What is this? Definitely that's a link. I
didn't mean to click on that, right, yeah, right, even be
the coldest linebacker in the game at this point. Look, I'm gonna tell
you this, Like with that name lays. I would have to make sure
that I made the highlight brill every game. I would have to. I
wonder, it's like the PA dude, like uncomfortable, you know, like
there in your high school football watch that nigga go or could go or or
if they go out to go to south the safe route and just call him
Noah. I feel like he's gonna have to go by okay, because I
just feel like the NFL, even though that's so tweets said, hey man,
we're down the linebacker. Do you have somebody that can fill in?
Yeah, I know what Nigga's mhm mag with the tackle for lost. Every
black person in the stadium was like, oh, it's it's it's kind nigga
and it's polish. The worse, it's polish. Damn I gonna polish,
you know, like a real one, like like with mustard and ship like
actually hungry. Yeah, that's what Mario put in the comments. He said,
it's nigga and it's polish, like Nick, that's horrible. When they
said yeah, he was like, he was like, yeah, I just
shared that clip like a couple of weeks ago because a lot of they hadn't
seen it because they was like, dude, what movie is this for him?
Like, man, I gotta go watch this now that man, and
I love the fact that I haven't watched it in so long, because you
know how when you watch comedies and you go so long without watching them,
it's damn there like you're watching it for the first time again because you'll be
forgetting about some of the parts. So yeah, I'm definitely gonna have to
do that. I just want to hear you say, mm hmm, did
you put everybody up? She was like, you can't shut the fuck.
He's a twin and his sister balls as well too. Mm hm. He's
a twin. He has a twin sister and she plays basketball. And I
talked but that last name. They're like, all of you, motherfucker's got
to be successful because we want to see this name everywhere. Uh Natalie,
Natalie, No, it is better. The dad definitely in in in the
hospital room after the baby. It's like Natalie because it's probably named and now
the dad nigga them. They both hope to continue their athletic career. They
got to go through the been called niggas all their lives. What you're talking
about I do. I feel like because of that name, like their family
is just pushing everybody to be as successful as they can. You got to
what else they gonna do? You got to in the county? Excuse you
an accountant? I chose not to be an accountant, So you're actually right.
He said, you can't be. Oh yeah, you can be.
Do you want to be? Would you do? You found out your public
defenders last name was Nigga? The works who is this guy? The Boone
Dock's episode when the teacher said Nigga that shl had be weak? He was
like, he says it all the time. He wasn't even worried about the
N word. He was more like, how's the nigga in the borough of
French Front? That those boxes for me? For me? I think.
I think one of my favorite like nigga clips is Delroy Lindo when he was
on that show. Yeah, he was like say it, you know,
can't you say? I'll say it with you that. I think that is
one of my favorite nigga clips because he was like, you know, and
and rappers go around saying and we can't see it, was like, so
say it. It was the look he gave and when he when he told
him, he was like, you know, I can't. He was like,
yes, you can. Come on, I will say it with you.
I was, that's just hypocritical. And then you've got a bunch of
people in the comments and she's just like, you're proving a point. You're
proving a point. Oh god, mm hmm, holding coming from you,
nigga, saying we're walking around and do raight, what up my nigga?
That whole interaction is it's fucking vents shaking up what's good? Like, what
the fuck are we doing here selling drugs? Yeah, And it's like a
lot of people always talk about, like, you know, man, recently,
it's like we can't go back to it being the same we had the
glory days and that was pretty much it because everything is you know, canceled
culture these days. We can never have the fucking jewels that we had back
then. And I hate it if you watch that ship as grown up like
we are now, ain't really all that right? What a lot of that
ship is, Like you, we was into this. This is gregious as
fun. I forgot what Vince was saying, nigga, Yeah, they let
a bitch give birth to a hand on Live tea Chicken a casket, agregious
is fun wrestling. My nigga faked his death and they had to come out
and say my bad because another nigga really died to two people with him and
then Ice it South Wait which one was that Chris Ben Watch like Vin no
no blowing up, and then the next that same weekend, and then he
had to come back on Monday. He was like, Okay, so I'm
not really dead, but we're gonna have this memorial for a great wrestler,
only to come by Friday like you know what, Fuck that nigga, Fuck
what he done, Fuck what he stand for, but never say his name
again. And they stood on that. You know why? You know why
I feel like Vin stood on it. I feel like Vince stood on it
because he like, I ruined my storyline for this nigga. No no,
because we was watching wrestling with Andy. They stood on it because they were
just cracking down on the fact that wrestling, even though it's fake, behad
with too many injuries and olders don't be caring. We don't care about what
happens to the wrestlers, so be it. It was like, no,
nigga said, you killing kids. We can't but we can't keep the party
going out and you killed the kids here. No, But what I'm saying
is the fact that he came out like he had to kill the storyline,
justify, just to fight out, Like, Bro, I could have just
stayed, you know, blue the fun up and ship because we gotta get
this nigga right. So I so I killed my storyline, not knowing that
you killed your family. No. No, So they had this is back
when every still doing cole views on Sunday. So they had some house shows
that we give and he called out. He's like, I'm not coming.
Oh he called him. I thought he was just in a show. He
didn't show, he didn't show, and everybody he's notorious for being on come.
Yeah, I thought he just didn't show, didn't show, he didn't
show, getting his worried because like, Bro, you know, it's not
like you to be here. And then he starts sending some brandow textans like
yo wed chilling, I love you, my nigga, we out, you
know, and then that was it. No responses to kill your family on
like Saturday, and to be in the house with the dead bodies is nuts
and then hang yourself on Sunday. Yeah it is. Yeah, getting seeing
I thought we was gonna, you know, leave on the funny nigga.
No, but got dark. I mean it's Chris wa He's like nine Grouda.
Now I'm like, we can't mention this. Not somebody s father,
that brother inappropriate junks? Who's that ship? It's a roast man. How
many roads going? Yeah, you just gotta sit there and take it.
Yeah, they I might watch the one with Bob second. My favorite clip
of that ship is Jamie Fox being with Williams. I forget who they be
roasting bro, but he gets up there to tell his junks and Jamie Fox
me, who am I the dog got up there trying to crack jokes on
everybody else? And Jammie who's that white woman that used to be on there
was always killing everybody? Lisaelli. I don't know she like niggas too.
Hey, listen, get that's one of the main things at LISTA had so
much black and they're like, yeah, that's what I got something. I
got more black Dick than Dick and me than a Harlem bathroom or some ship
or bathroom at the Apollo that's what she said. I got have more black
naked me than the bathroom in the Apollo. Mario said, I did a
roast. Suppose some of the roasters are still not speaking to each other.
Roast everybody. Yeah, he ruined career. He wasn't funny to begin with.
He wasn't. He said he was never able to come back after Who
wasn't. I can believe that. But there was this old one of Richard
Pryor the dog, and like that ship was crazy. I didn't even know
the black chick from Night Court. He used to be on the show.
She roast the fun out of the dog. Uh yeah whatever she roasted like
he tried. He tried to. Damn see when he's Google, Doug Williams
is a football and you don't even and he is just say football coach.
The other nigga don't even come up. Let's see related searches. Yeah,
good was good and just good. When they did William shatternter that Shi was
good too. It was Betty White dog. That's what Betty White got.
That's what Betty wow. So Doug Williams confronted Jamie FOXX. I don't I
didn't know that interview. That's that's what popped up. So we we now
see Bravert host. So now we're gonna have to touch on this next week,
but we are going to go ahead and get out of here. This
nigga popping up on us was definitely a surprise, but a welcome one because
we've been dealing with a lot of ship so it's nice to actually have him
around for once. It's not how I really wanted to start off my twenty
twenty four, but giving the energy, I'll allow it. Doug Williams still
does small comedy clubs. I like to keep one honey, small comedy right,
the irony of small and capsule. Lisa Lampinelli quick comedy. She's a
motivational speaking out became a motivational speaker. That's wild. Help me get back
Doug Williams that we gotta go, so we aren't gonna go ahead, and
so he might be doing Kirby your Chapman. Thank you for tuning in for
the first episode of twenty twenty four and hope you joined us for many many
more. So until next time, we got a hope