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Welcome to March. Ready, flex
and welcome to Friday. For the Dawn

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Beats have opportunity for you to win
some tickets. In the eight o'clock hour.

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We will have Mikey's Morning News at
eight thirty, so much Sports at

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seven. At seven the song Vampire
is in town performing tonight. Go a

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little deeper on that. Who is
she sucked the blood out of? Don't

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I have two coyote stories today?
Mike? Can you believe that? Two?

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What's happening out here? If I
can handle two, buddy, I'll

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make it one and a half.
We're gonna have a great day by getting

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fully energized. Mikey is holding a
Celsius in his hands. I've never had

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a Celtic in my life. You
I haven't got. Christina loves these things,

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the delicious. I thought they were
Uh, there's booze in them.

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They look like all those booze drinks
sons, like the Seltzer cans. Yeah,

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it's the tall skinny, but this
is just a little bit of a

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caffeine, right, Look at all
those zeros on the nutrition facts. Oh

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yeah, Oh and you get the
orange, yeah a little that's sparkling orange.

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Yeah. Oh oh, essential energy. There's not a lot. There's

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a lot of hundreds. This has
one thousand percent of my required daily biotine.

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Yeah, you probably don't have biotine
very often, but the other stuff.

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I feel the biotine coursing through my
veins right now. My god,

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good for you. Pan athenic ass. No sugar, no carbs, no

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carbs, no sodium or no five
miligram sodium a little bit sodiums. Do

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you look at the daily value percentage
when you look at nutritional facts or do

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you look at the mologram? For
me, I'm more a carb guy,

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so I just kind of look at
that. So, yeah, the daily

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percentage thing. Occasionally I'll look at
You're not ketoing, are you. You're

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just kind of watching the carbon,
kind of watching it. And it works

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just watching them go in at tension. It works watching them go in by

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the hundreds. Yeah. I mean
there's probably better ways or probably faster ways

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and better ways to do it,
but it fits me and my weird schedule.

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You know, you look great.
Oh thanks man, it was like

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six pounds sin. It's like,
you know, and then I'll and then

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I'll just destroy this weekend with food
really and I'll be up four and then

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I'll fight back. You know,
I'll lose. I mean, I can

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lose five pounds in a week for
the first week, you know, and

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then it kind of gets incremental.
Man Antonio. I saw Oprah was removed

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from the weight Watchers board because she
basically admitted to using an Ocempic type product.

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There's a million of them now.
It's like, oh, you can't

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be on the weight Watchers board if
you're cheating, cheating with Ozipic. She

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was cheating on weight Watchers with the
new hot Bitch removed from the board as

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a result. Yeah, why she
removed herself from the board ethically, okays,

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as long as it works and you
look great. I mean it looks

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like it works and say, no, dude on my weight Watchers and I

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think they caught her or something happened. There's a bit of a scandal there,

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or maybe she did herself or just
trust me. Total skimming and headlining

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here. Yeah, that's what I
did. Read the article, but I

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thought that was interesting, like,
because that is this Ozipic thing. Ozimpic

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has made a ton of money.
Usage of it is up fifty eight percent,

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like the last six months they're finding
more and more. It's no longer

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like super dangerous to people who need
it because they're diabetic, because they've got

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enough of it now that it's kind
of anyone can get it. I was

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scrolling Hulu last night as I tried
to watch Showgun for ten minutes that the

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new huluh hhow what do you mean? Tried to watch Oh no, I

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no no. I could tell that
it was gonna be a thing where you

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got to pay attention, and I
was not in pay attention mode, you

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know. So it's like, if
I can't lock in and focus, I

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don't need to. The Dinger watched
the first episode No Danny Bayle was today

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Danny has the day off. I
just wanted to tell people right out of

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the gates before they start itching,
before Whitney starts hitching or left arm give

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me the ding, thinking what's wrong? I got a no ding? Where's

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my ding? No ding? Today? Yeah? All right, we don't

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like it just as much as you
or less. Women of the Metroplex sigh

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and slump their shoulders. They don't
get to listen to the baseline close to

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ding. There you go. He
hates it when we talk about him as

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it being a sex panther. I
don't understand it. I don't either.

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It's like the one thing I've always
wanted. Yeah, I would love it

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if I'm annoyed that people keep saying
I'm hot. Hell, well yeah,

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no, he's just like, stop
it, I am not. Yeah,

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like he's genuine because I do it
off the air too, It's not just

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on the air. Yeah, I'm
like, this guy gets to be hot

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forever, and hot forever is a
label that I don't certainly don't have,

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respectfully, Kevin, I don't think
you have it either. No, I

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don't. I'm not the official judge
of this, never had it. But

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Dingu gets to be hot forever.
He's fifty five, he's going to be

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sixty five and look about exactly the
same. I'm certainly some natural aging,

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but he's still gonna be tall and
lean with cool hair that's gonna have flicks

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of gray in it. Did you
sick of it? Did you check your

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patties? Humor is really the only
way, it's like your only mode of

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wooing a woman, or self defense, because no one really ever wanted to

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fight me too much either, really
could just kind of in and keep it

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loose, Keep it loose. Yeah, it's kind of funny. Well,

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I mean I'm hot, Kevin,
that's not I mean, let's just jump

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all the way to that. I'm
not Dingu levels here, big mind,

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I'm big mic dingu in a full
suit playing bass, right, just thumping

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his bass standing back there. It's
sort of like when you watch Radiohead,

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you know, and ever eyes are
on tom yorke but then you see big

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ed over there, Ed O'Brien and
it's like he's not the most important member

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of the band. Good lord,
look at that tall, beautiful hunk of

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a man. Yeah, that's Danny
and every band he's in. He may

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not be the front man, you
know, he may not be on the

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mic, singing or whatever, but
you know the eye is drawn. Yeah,

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that tall sip of Celsius stand in
the back. Hi JJ, good

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morning, good morning. You think
Danny's handsome? Night? Yeah? Oh

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yeah, good looking dude. Right, I have a great visual here where

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I'm sitting. I feel like that's
a little unfair because like from your angle

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to me, you get kind of
the side view and a double chin,

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and I'm always kind of hunched over, So I feel like I may not

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be doing myself. Justice may get
mine bad side for sure. Yeah,

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she gets both of our bad sides. She gets just straight on ding I

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get jealous when I read the text
coming in. I'm like, no,

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he's my dingo. Yeah, stay
away. We don't get many emojis except

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for what it's hearts for Dingo it
is. I know everyone send emojis for

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us today. Well we'll send them
off to the Just send the the doodoo

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emoji a cupcake. We need hearts
and I heart eyes. Hey, this

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guy get texted in and you can
text in all day two four seven one

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and texting call all day from a
competitive bodybuilder focused hutting fat rather than carbs

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for weight loss. And you know, I'm just not a competitive body I

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appreciate the feedback, but I'm not
a competitive bodybuilder. I don't think although

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the competitive bodybuilder would know more about
it than me. Well, it doesn't

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mean he's not right, but yeah, I think you're you're working from a

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different a different area than the rest
of us. And Danny did say he

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might pop in today. Why I
don't remember. He just left it obscure.

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He might bring Malcolm up. Yeah, car wash and his fireman outfit.

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His kid wears a fireman out like
a legitimate badass fireman outfit every day,

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his stores, to malls, to
gas stations. He's just dressed as

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a fireman. He loves mannequins.
Did you have something you wanted to be

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when you were a little boy radio? Yeah, not when you were his

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age. When you're two, I
played by play Yeah, when you're two,

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Oh as too, I mean probably, yeah, I get that.

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A drug o athlete, yeah,
I think I did want to be the

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quarterback of the Dolphins, you know, But then until recently six or seven,

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after a couple of years of experience
on the Sega genesis, just announcing

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the game in the room doors closed, Really, who you talking to in

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there? I was doing the game. I want to be a playboy play

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guy. Yeah, we're getting a
lot of egg plants flying in already,

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figured, thank you, thank you, Except for miking grape fine, he

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did send us hearts from a competitive
fat guy. Eat good food, not

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bad food. It is just a
never aenny war what you eat. And

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it gets worse as you get older
too, though, and oh yeah,

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how it sticks. But it's just
unfair that you can't give us every one

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I drive by everything from here to
my house. Dozens within a mile of

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where I'm driving, there's a dozen
type of every cuisine you can think of,

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fast options, high end options,
sit down options. Everything. We

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can't handle that. And then if
you eat restaurants, it's all just salt

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and butter anyway, because all their
only job is to make it delicious,

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and like Heroin that you have to
come back and pay to eat again.

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It's not like, you know,
when you go to restaurants, they're real

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concerned about your health. They just
want your buns back in there again.

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So guess what more butter more,
butter more bread. I mean, it's

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a great Norm McDonald joke, but
he's like, America is the only country

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where we eat a hole of of
bread before we have our entree. We

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did? We eat a whole bag
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entre. We did a whole segment
on that in the previous Downbeat where and

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we I don't know, I don't
even remember all of them, but we

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just had. Why do they give
you Why is it behoove a restaurant to

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give you free food before you order, you know, to suck you in

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because they know once you get there, you're probably hungry. You want the

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snack, the drink. I mean, what goes good with drinks? Snacks?

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Yeah, well, salty stuff certainly. Yeah, gets you to want

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to buy drinks. And I guess
their profit margin just explodes once you include

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alcohol drinks who drinks always do that? Ago, what would our tab have

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been? And if we decided to
just hold off drink water, Yeah,

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they're just not you know, And
it's like, oh man, we would

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have saved a pretty good amount of
money. But then you have slump shoulder

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server. It's like these guys are
dud. Like I ain't getting over eighty

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bucks for this whole table. Tips
gotta suck. I'm gonna go put pube

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in their food. They probably don't
say that, but you know they're not

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back there plucking one. I don't
worry about that, but I do worry.

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I don't know, I worry about
that ever since I saw the comedy

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movie Waiting. Is there a pube
in the food? There's a whole scene

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someone's being mean you. No,
I think it's you. I mean,

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you have your rude, but I
think you had the people that came in.

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We close at nine and the people
that come in at eight fifty.

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Yeah, and they're all like,
oh, they all are you cleaning up

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in the kitchen And they're like no, I mean it's the closest thing to

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the bear. Even though it's a
comedy movie, will you not do that?

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Well, you know, I don't
think it's close to at all.

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It's just pretty real. They have
to cook the line cook right there.

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Who can't beee at the urinal?
If people are watching Dane Cooks like cooking

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your food, I don't think i'd
want that. And Dane cook plucks the

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one puts its garnish. The movie's
gross, highly gross, But I wonder

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how many people started treating their waiters
and waitresses better after watching them, Yeah,

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knowing like we can control your food, like we can. Clearly you

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should just be nice to them,
which is against the law. But but

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like the movie definitely put a thought
in people's heads of like, what movie

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is this? Waiting? I've never
seen it. It came out like five

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place. It's like it's like Ryan
Reynolds, Anna Ferris, Amy Smart Ammy

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Smart, Okay, yeah, what
are they doing? People's justin long Yeah,

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So it's basically following these these people
who work at a restaurant. I

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mean there's a kid who's starting on
his first day and they don't let him

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get a word in all the movie. But yeah, they're just waiting.

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And you're just following these people at
a restaurant and how it is to work

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in a restaurant business, and and
there's so many different characters, and I

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mean you're seeing all of it,
like you see how the hell that you

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go through working like from like no
tips too, and they just react to

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different situations. I love that.
It's it's really funny. I love it.

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Actually, did you ever work at
a restaurant? No? You no,

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look at you too. Well,
I worked at a pizza place.

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It wasn't I like, I work
at a pizza place, but it wasn't

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like you know, certain tables.
Yeah, but I mean it's the food

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industry. It's brutal. It's tough
because people think it's like all about them.

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Mean like yeah, the situation is
just like okay, you're not like

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we're like understaffed and we're trying to
stuff like that. So it's like it's

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brutal. I didn't mind. I
like working at restaurants. I think I

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could handle it. Yeah, But
it's just like I said yesterday working at

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the sandwich shop, where it's just
yeah, there's only so many things that

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are possible that you have to do, and it's just putting. It's like

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an app on your phone. You
gotta keep putting this thing together, keep

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working, and be nice while you
do it. Yeah, crack a few

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jokes when things get I can handle
jobs that are like I've got a list

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of things that I need to do
today, almost like a scavenger hunt.

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You know. If the job's like
that, I think I could handle that

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really well. Yeah, But the
like any redundant they just want to love

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this show. I really feel like
we're doing the same thing every day and

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all some of the segments are the
same, you know, for branding and

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all that stuff. Like, it's
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what we're gonna be talking about,
what we're gonna be doing. Restaurant,

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I don't know. You probably do
get tired of taking people's order. I

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only got sick of the side work, which is repetitive. Bus and tables

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and well we had Yeah, you
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But usually there's a bus bus boy. But every table's new and different,

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and you know, there's a lot
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and interaction, and your interaction and
communication determines potentially how much money you make

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off that table. So it does
behoove. You'd be nice and it be

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funny if you can and be unique. Yeah, so that's fun, and

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it's sort of like a little present. Every table is a little present.

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You never know what you're gonna get
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yes, it might be zero.
You might get stiffed, but you might

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get a monster tip. And it's
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mean, I've read really got stiffed
completely get bad tips. But sometimes you'll

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get someone drop a hundred bucks on
you, you know, and that's like

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okay, and it's funny. When
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table's a mess, you gotta go
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where you open up the little booklet
and you're like, all right, any

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of these people, look at them, I'll f they have a good life.

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Never see them again, never seen
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well, yeah too, well on
your journeys. The two just had that

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incorporated tips were the sacker at the
grocery store in Olney. But back then

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it's not like this anymore. But
back then you had your cashier and your

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sacker behind the counter and you put
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and people were pretty good. I
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kindness. People are pretty good about
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this is truly about communication and being
enthusiastic and giving people an experience. Was

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when I was a tour guide at
TMS. Now it was a part time

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job, but that job was I
mean, I got the biggest tip I'd

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ever got. I got two hundred
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just did? You see? Remind
him at the end, Hey, if

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you enjoyed your tour guide today,
you know I should have because you get

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because that would almost I think,
make people start to feel guilty if you

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had like a group that was like
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the most people you could really have
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people and you're on a van.
It's real weird. At least that's what

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it was like back then. Do
you remember like your intro and you welcome

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on the van or something like that
was here. Uh, Like I get

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to TMS, I sit down on
the van. I look up. Do

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you have a little walk little CB, a little speaker? So keep in

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mind, it's like forty five minutes
to an hour, and you're transporting them

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across different areas. There's a couple
stops and get out, you know,

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and walk around. But me knowing
nothing about what I'm talking about, and

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that situation was trying to kill as
much time as possible. So if I

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can get fifteen minutes of this too, were taken up by these people telling

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me their full background, that's a
victory for me, and I kind of

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wing it through. There's I can
kill about three minutes walking up to the

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press box. Suits you know,
there's ways to get around it. So

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the first play was hello everyone,
Welcome to Texas Motor Speedway. You already

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knew that though, Okay, and
then you pause, Yeah, pause for

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laughter. You say that on your
script, pause for laughter. Well,

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you know what, I used to
it as a time to workshop jokes.

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Mike, God, I bet you
did. I did. It was fun.

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But see, you have a person
in front, but so you want

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to make sure it's person in front
the whole time. You want to make

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sure that people of the back can
hear you. Were you just talking or

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start to people like, all right, let's start in the back. Where

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are you guys from Jesus Kevin?
Answer me? Did you have a microphone

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or not? No? Okay,
thank you? So you're just talking?

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Yeah, oh, but you're standing
at the front of the bus right now.

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You're not driving a van, okay
and driving and you want the people

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in the back to introduce themselves.
Yeah, see, that's no good to

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Nobody wants to introduce themselves and do
their own routine. And you get that.

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Hey, that was also a little
bit of the because they signed this

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waiver. Inside, I'm just kind
of holding the keys and swinging them on

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my finger as I wait. But
I'm trying to kind of find out in

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those minutes from them leaving the gift
shop walking to the van, I try

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to find out who are the personable
ones who are going to talk. But

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if you find out, because you
don't want to put people in a position

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in a position that if they don't
want to talk, you don't want to

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put them on the spot. So
I'd find the people that were most likely

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to speak up and maybe try to
get them going, and then that might

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make everyone else open up, win
them over, get them on your swe

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Keep in mind mostly old people too, Mostly old people. Young hipsters aren't

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taking van tours of Texas Motor Speedway. They weren't in two thousand and eight.

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Although I was just like a week
day, twenty hour a week guy

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there, so just getting through it. And you got one hundred dollars tip

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one time. I had two hundred
dollars tip one time. It was incredible

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from a guy just it was an
old lady. She slipped at two hundies.

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Yes, and she was like,
that was the best tour I've ever

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been on. Yeah, shut up, but what'd you do? Curly rich?

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She had just giving off some miss
Howel vibes. I am tired.

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You don't know Miss Howe is that's
from Gilgan's Island kids to look it up.

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So she was giving out those you
know, you can't tell. It's

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kind of a rich family. But
either way made them laugh the whole time.

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You could say the most just even
keel dead pan, there's nothing to

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it, there's something not even that
good, and just get lauded. And

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yes, it was like the time
we did stand up at t K's because

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all her listeners are there. Good
audience. It was a good audience home

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crowd. Well, the other comedians
are like Jesus. That went really well.

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I was like, well, kind
of the crowd on my side.

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It was a lot of that.
That was actually live audio from the end

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of your stand up set. I
recorded it and gave it to JJ,

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which wasn't very good. He did, He did twelve minutes and then he

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heard this all right, and that
is a room with one hundred people,

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and it really was one hundred people. Okay, give it up for strip

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mall Steve. That's how that went. Stripm' st doing with his front doing

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his frozen Mitch McConnell bit or just
stop a little Jack. Yeah, that

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was great. You know, I
think you would do good and stand up.

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That's sweet. And I've heard that
before and I continue to have very

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little urge to do it. It's
so scary. I still lot the hell

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out of you guys that have done
it. I still think my number one

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bit would have been taken off.
I'm just leaving what like, because it

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was built up to the week that
is going to be doing it, and

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I remember, Oh, yeah,
I told you. I told you I'm

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going to the bathroom or something,
and I told you I'm about to leave.

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Yeah, he was going on in
two minutes. And I went over

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to just give him a little hug, like a kind of a backstage like,

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dude, you're good. This would
be great. Got a good crowd,

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and he looked me in the eye
like with crazy crazy eye and said,

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I'm leaving. And then he walked
toward the front door, and I'm

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like, please, so good.
Bit that Kat has just left. And

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he's now in his car. He's
on. People will be calling me.

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I'm in the car. You could
hear me in the car. They're calling

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you up right now. You just
hear the blinker on and he's entering the

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tollway. That would have been great. I'm doing that next time. If

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we have been great, men,
wi Lee with an on ten there,

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Mike start off his round. I
won't give a quick and I'm gonna do

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well doing sports. He'll be done
by then. Problem Anthony cam has two

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holes to play, okay on the
live tour. I want to know how

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he's doing. We'll tell you at
seven. I'll tell you at seven o'clock.

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Suck on that tea because I will
say it's shocking, oh shocking,

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what Anthony Kim is doing on the
golf course this morning as a member of

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the Live Tour has two holes to
play. Everything is shocking. I'm going

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to give an instagrade to the Celsius
Sparkling Orange. Yeah, I'm going to

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give this a solid A. I
don't know if I'm throwing the plus on

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there, but it's refreshing. Great. And if this thing does have a

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caffeine in it, there should be
a larger Okay. So nineteen ninety is

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when food and BEV were required on
packaged foods to provide nutritional information, which

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is excellent and it's so good,
but I don't know where they're Okay,

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this one does a caffeine content two
hundred milligrams right at the bottom. There

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should be like a consistent box that
says caffeine on it or doesn't say it.

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Yeah, like an easy quick place
to look. It's always small,

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yeah, And I don't you should
have to work that hard for something so

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it doesn't hurt you, like you
if you're either looking for it or not.

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It's not like fine. It shouldn't
be a fine print thing. I

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wo'd agree with you there, or
maybe even like a cool little symbol for

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caffeated or not caffeine that you could
just look for it. It's like a

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big red plus or something like,
all right, caffeinated, don't drink this

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at night. But anyway, celsius, it's an alternative coffee. It's some

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potential here and delicious. A lot
of texts with a lot of emojis coming

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in, a lot of people offering
a lot of restaurant stories, which is

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great. Someone says, poor a
lady probably had to mention and thought she

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was throwing you two ten dollar bills
or one dollar bills. There's no way

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she meant to give you two hundred
dollars bills for driving around TMS for an

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hour. Maybe she had never been
in a high speed chase before. What's

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the fastest you ever got it up
to? Well, the rules were sixty,

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so you take the bank at sixty
and they had dudes down there watching

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like if you were going over it, they would report you. But I

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did get it up to eighty.
They had a motorcycle cop and the grass

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with a radar ghost. Yeah.
You know how those NASCAR people are?

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They all communicate through walkie talkies and
they love them. They love walkie talkies,

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and I love walkie talkies. It's
kind of fun to take them up

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to the top of the bank and
they just put on the brakes and stop.

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Just then feel it, and then
you say they feel that lean,

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you feel that it feels like you're
about to tump over. Now imagine that

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at two hundred miles per hour,
we're at sixty town to zero. Stop.

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Feels like the van's gonna Usually an
old ladies like I can't handle it,

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about to throw up. Yeah,
the g forces are taking her.

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Yeah, as we're like, not
cat, We're not in motion right now,

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We're just paused, but you and
it feels when you're at the top

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of it feels like the van could
whoop. Yeah, just rolled down the

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hill. It terrified people. Fun
though, fun tour when I you know,

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wyon't you go back and do one
tour one to commemorate the fifteen year

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I'll do anniversary since you're I would
go, I'll do it in twenty twenty

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seven or twenty twenty eight is a
twenty year inverse penciled me in I want

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to be your first guest. All
right, as long as you tip me,

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I'm good. Well, not too
hundy though, All right, well

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this is pretty good. Oh how
about this? I'm listening to y'all.

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Shoot, the breeze is strangely reacts, relaxing, enjoying the morning drive.

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Oh yeah, good morning, thank
you, and sparkling orange is great.

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We have lost fun stuff. The
big Anthony Cam update coming up at seven,

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uh, Cowdy stories at seven point
thirty, the hell and other stuff,

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and putting a new nickname for a
politician that I think you're gonna love,

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Mike, I think you're gonna love
it. Chance to win Hoody and

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the Blowfish tickets at eight, and
the song Vampire is in town at nine,

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Big show tonight at the AAC.
What coming up? I feel like

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Delkas in the Gang of Meteorologists making
crap up at this point. We's got

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a new name for a weird weather
term that happened in our town yesterday next

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to ninety seven won the freak