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For the thousands in attendance and the
millions watching around the world. This is

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the many bit Stiltoe corn is alive
and kicking comun over here. I'll hit

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but your ass a couple of times. You know what I'm saying. This

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brother breaking on the fort yard,
but this brother come on ship. Then

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I hope I didn't kiss off.
Jesus, you call out a penalty.

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Who's number one? That was number
one? It's the La Clippers. Shut

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up, you're staying it for all
people. I would get a pregnant they

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just called in and hangs up.
Your mother fucker that can kiss me off?

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Are you? Are you in the
shower house? Totally in the shower

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He's not a coat. Give me
James Scuper you're a super idiot for getting

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super up tight over literally to clearly, I will lie attention my life at

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start ya you're coming. Welcome punch
drunk sports where winners with all we do

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is within him non stop all the
time. I've read that, I've read

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that. Yeah, this if you
want to see me, joining me as

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always, Now do your dates first
thing. I'm go ahead, No I'm

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not. I'm gonna bring you Jason. Hello, Jason, Hello, Hi

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guys, Happy super Bowl Week,
Happy NBA playoff, I mean NBA trade

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deadline. I got already got two
parlays. We'll get into it. I'm

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gonna hear your dates, but I
have two parlays playing against each other just

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in the UFC. When one of
those hits, that's gonna be my nest

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egg from my Super Bowl bets.
And I got some good parlays I want

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to get into too, Sam,
Where can they see you? Johnny?

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How are you? I just want
to hear those dates, Sam, I

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don't care about me. Really rude, guys, Okay, really rude.

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I'm trying to be inclusive. Hey
Sam, let me do one of my

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dates. I'm gonna be a comedy
chaos in March nine. Are you?

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Are you doing one in March?
If you are, let team do it

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because I'll be out there. Okay, all right? When you put me

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on the flyer, don't do me
like you have always done me for twenty

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two years. Every time Sam puts
me on a flyer, I gotta dick

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in my mouth. I guess shit
getting blurred out of my fucking well.

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I'm trying to find a stand up
picture of Tebow on the internet. It's

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like it's like hundred another hundreds of
stand up photos. Listen, there's a

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method to the madness. It is
just finding one. I would do it.

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Okay, I would do it.
Sam, where can we see you?

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I'm very happy that we're doing this
podcast because my other option was chronic

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masturbation. So thank you, guys, thank you, thank you. Go

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ahead with the time difference. I'm
way ahead of you. Okay, so

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you already buste. How's how's the
porn on the street? Are you?

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Are you still laying off the porn? Great? You know you're on punch

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trunk sports? What's up? Oh? I need to tell you something?

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He walk You can't walk away from
that? Okay, No, all right,

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okay, all right, hello said
when you're done? All right?

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Never, she will never text you
anything either, like she she loves talking

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on the It's never good. It's
never good. Everything, everything is on

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fire all the time. So you
weren't on the one o'clock because you try

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to get me on that call and
you weren't even gonna be on that's so

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annoying. Well, why do I
have to be on this call? Because

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you have to because it's your job. Johnny, It's not my job.

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It is your job. Now.
Hey, after COVID, everyone's jobs got

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reshuffled. Now this is your ship, So so you doesn't doesn't he look

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like he works at the weed shop
Tulsa King anybody? Yeah, yeah,

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yeah, yeah, you guys want
to see any of our specialist We got

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a special on astro turf, and
we got some Gary Payton glue, and

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we got some Sunset panties if you
want some Sunset panties. Literally the name

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Sunset panties. Wait is Gary Payton
Glue a real thing, todode. Gary

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Payton glue is a real marijuana brand
that I've actually smoked out in Michigan.

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Resident or something is that it is? No, it's just right. When

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you buy it, it fucks your
credit up and your wife gets pregnant if

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she's white. It makes you really
fertile and bad with money. Perfect.

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Uh. Hi, guys, my
name is Sam Tripling. I am going

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next week. I'm going to be
at the house. Nope, I'm going

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to be at the Dojo of Comedy
with my good friends out there. Love

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them very much, Sam New Jersey. I'm there Thursday, Friday, Saturday,

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sixteenth through the eighteenth, Then the
following week I'm in Tacoma and spoke

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Cam Washington with mister Eddie Bravo and
Xavier Guerrero. And then finally at the

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end and mark the first weekend in
March, i am at the House of

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Comedy in Minneapolis Bay. My Weirdo
tour is filling up. That should be

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out soon. So thank you.
That's great, Sam, You're doing a

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lot of dates. What about this
March? What about this March comedy Chaos?

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When here it about anybody on that
show yet? No nobody yet.

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We're taking we're taking submissions. Cannot
send you a tape? Do you send

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tape? Do you have a VHS
you gotta Chelsea Handler tape. We're halfway

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with you. You're doing reverse doggie
style milk in yourself. Okay, you

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know Jervis and I get that on
accident. You know that story. Now,

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huh. We had a big meeting
with brustein Gray and it was all

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of our that we put together and
they we're gonna try to whatever fuck so,

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but neither one of us had a
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I got one, I go,
okay, that's cool. Well, he

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puts just tape over a regular fucking
pernal fucking movie that he had and then

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and then and then all like fucking
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sketches and a bunch of shit that
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really nice and then we go to
the fucking and I didn't know him.

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We go to go to the meeting
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is Jeff Chetty remember Jeff Chetty?
Yes, Jeff Chetty at Brillstein Granny.

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First of all, all the thing
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that really caught our attention, And
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and I'm still thinking, what the
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Was it to open in sketch?
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I'm gonna get some people in here
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gonna take notes of everything we're going
over. This is Bill whatever. This

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guy is Bills Bills the first one
that saw the tape, and he goes,

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look at this the starting opening porn
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porn on name was still on it. You're just put your names over the

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portal tape it starts out it's a
porto. We think, are we getting

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pranked here? And then it goes
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fucking leg under the table. It's
like, you, mother fucker three dollars.

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You couldn't get a fuck. You
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and you just recorded over fucking Schindler's
fist or whatever the fuck. They totally

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thought we did it on purpose.
But probably story, dude, that might

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be the best story you've ever told
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that's true, but no, that
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true, wrote Jeff Chetty. If
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hollywo Jeff, you remember that time
those guys, those two you would remember,

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don't you tape remember too. It's
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that story back and already had a
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because that would have been that would
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you play this clip real quick that
I sent you, Johnny, I texted

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to you can play it real quick. Speaking of funny tapes, is this

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sporty? Is this sports related?
No? It looks like Vladimir' Zilenski.

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But it's funny. Just play it, Johnny, all right, hold on,

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this is classic punch chunk Zelenski.
Have we played this before? Hold

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on? Better be gay fucking what's
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you seen this start from the beginning? That was the beginning? No,

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so it again here, TiVo,
watch this. Tell me you've done covid.

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I'll tell me you've done Cole.
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going. I mean, this is
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this press conference was. They could
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don't know. I mean, something's
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coke. And that's punch drum sports. Thank you guys. Yeah really,

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I mean we're what was that mostly? You know everybody listens to this this

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one. Oh shit, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Well that was Zelensky

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rubbing his nose at a press conference. Could it be? Could it be

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a nervous twitch? Could it?
Who knows? Okay, I got I'm

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trying to get clicks the ball.
We're a click bait show. Now we

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do click bait. I'm fucking real
cool with that. You mean like we're

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like your we're like your Instagram.
Is that what you're saying? Oh,

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shots fired? You're lucky. You're
in a fucking log cabin and I'm afraid

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the woods. Bro walk over there
right now if suck you up, Okay,

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I stop, like fucking I would
stop by Tebow's fucking grilled cheese sandwich

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food truck, grab a sandwich on
the way over. Okay, fucking bullshit.

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The show right now is Tebow's Christmas
lights still up in February. Thank

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you, thank you. I think
they're like they're like, they're like fun

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lights for a room that doesn't get
any fucking guys. I got a note

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from our any fucking are you doing
any fucking just when I'm sucking around with

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you clowns. So I'm gonna come
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on me when I'm out in La
Bro. I'm coming out there, rock

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hard, rock hard, guys.
Can I take a quick note and then

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I want to get into first half. I want to get into all the

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trade deadline stuff for the NBA because
I was fucking crazy, and then I'll

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get into Super bowlshit. But we
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at bringing them on down to the
Shining Fuck. At the Shining Fuck,

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I've screwed up the adre and they
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come on down to the shinon fuck
the classic jingle if you got a wife,

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you got a truck bringing on down
to the Shining Fuck. Here's what

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I forgot to say, Shannon,
fuck a subsidiary of not a corp from

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the people that brought you the laboratorium, the mortuary and abortion clinic. All

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right, I forgot to get that
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to say that so we didn't have
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Fuck Sam, where your thoughts on
this NBA Super Professional tray? Then?

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I think the Clippers did fantastic.
Didn't you have to give in real quick?

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For NBA related I want to say
something. Lebron James fuck the Lakers.

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I just want you to know that
Lebron James not only fuck the Lakers,

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but he fucked me. But I'm
gonna get into why that he did

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it. Okay, I know I
fucked you. Yeah. So so I

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had I had taken a bet that
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him break the record, and there
were two chances one was okayse and the

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other was my tickets the Bucks.
What happened was during the okay s game,

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the crowd bullied the other Lakers into
not shooting, so they lost to

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a bottom barrel team so that Lebron
James would win except the scoring record and

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why was at it? The Lakers
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next day or two days after,
they're playing the Bucks. Dude, based

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on the Bucks, I saw right
there, they are beatable. There's one

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person on the Bucks that's it all
dangerous, and that's the Greek freak.

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He is their whole team. If
if the Lakers were running with the Bucks

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whole time, if if Lebron James
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beat them. But no, yeah, have to break it in okay,

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see, yes, I am better
about that. But he costs them the

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game there, and they cost him
another game. And this is the guy

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tried to get into the sixth seed. Yeah, nor all right, don't

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they don't the doesn't Oklahoma City have
a better record than the Lakers? No?

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Are you sure people are the worst
teams in the league? Hold on

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what places LA in though? The
Lakers? Look I'm looking at hold on

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Look, this says the Lakers are
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one, okay, in thirteenth place, and Oklahoma City is in twelfth place.

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And what's their what's their records?
Twenty six and twenty eight. Oh

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damn Johnny point for Johnny. So
they're a better team, bloody boy.

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The Lakers just aren't good, dude, the Lakers aren't good. Man.

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Well, I think, well,
we'll get into their trades. But they

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were both winnable games, both winnable
games, and they lost both of them.

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And that hurts their team. That
hurts their team. Sorry, sorry,

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sorry, not sorry? Yeah,
I mean the Bucks. I mean

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that's definitely that's a stretch for them, especially before the trade. But dude,

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I was there at the game.
They were keeping up with them,

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the Bucks. It was like the
Greek freak and uh, the kid nobody

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likes from Duke. Yeah, but
aren't they getting what's his face back?

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Well, Bobby Hurley, that's the
kid from Robbi Hurley. I'm gonna be

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honest with you. I think I
think the trade was a great trade for

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the Lakers. I think people are
a little too excited about the Angelo Russell.

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He hasn't worked out anywhere except for
one place. Brooklyn h Chris Middleton,

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he'll be back. He didn't play
in that game, and he's he's

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really good. Tim played last night? Did he Yeah? He needed nothing.

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Oh he's out tonight. Okay?
Did oh against that got hurt?

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He got hurt last night the first
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the back you said he did nothing. He had twenty two five and three

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assists. He had twenty two points. What do you I mean, dude?

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Were you watching or are you walking
around the concourse? No? I

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was watching. I felt he was
didn't do jack ship it was two.

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That's my opinion. My opinion is
if you can somehow throw a bunch of

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bigs all at the Greek Freak at
once, you got a good chance of

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beating the Bucks. Would you what
do you think of him as a as

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a guy, like a guy to
start your team around. Would you want?

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I love the Greek Freak? Okay, how much of that is because

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you met him in on the streets
of Hollywood. Wasn't it at that fucking

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fucking California Chicken Place? No,
it was that it was at the Oh

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I gotta tell you a story Tebow. It was at the um. It's

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not crazy. It's a crazy story, but it's not that crazy. But

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it was at the cleaners on the
corner of Kwanga and Selma. And you're

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sure it was a Greek freak,
right, and not some other seven foot

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that ain't some dude that you don't
find. That's a dude. That was

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a great. That was a great. But he was way tinier back then.

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He hadn't like skinnier crash Yeah,
yeah, he was skinnier. What's

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your story is here? So do
you do you know the seven eleven that's

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on Kwanga that kind of right before
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Do you know where that yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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above hold above Hollywood, right above
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that weird corner where it's like subways. On the other side, there's a

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laundry map. I know exactly what, dude. I went to my show

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a Calm the other day. I
was driving back. I went up the

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entire top of it. Burnt off
that and the laundry match roof yeah right

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next today it makes like an l
with a laundry matt yep, gone,

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dude, and the craziest thing is
that the two thirds down still there.

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It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen. It's just a convertible. It's a

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CONVERTI looks like a convertible one.
They're gonna knock the whole thing down,

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or they're gonna rebuild the whole thing. No, they're gonna have to knock

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I mean, like maybe they can
go roof, but I think they're gonna

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have to knock the whole thing down
and redo it to smoke in California.

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Dude, there's no way there.
Let's let them put a roof back on

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it. No way do they have. Yeah, they can knock that ship

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down. Those guys are probably the
owners of those things, are probably making

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getting a fat bug. You that's
right by your house. You didn't see

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the smoke, No, dude,
it's crazy. I'm like, I didn't

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even see this. That's a big
fire to be that close to Sam's house.

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It was crazy. Seven Allen Berry
Drive, Hollywood, California. For

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now, he's moving, he's moving. I'd get the fuck out of here,

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but this call, where are you
moving to? Sam? To the

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valley? Give your new address out
right now? You two for nine East

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wayward way, wayward way, wayward
wayward way street Street. So let's get

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some of these traits. Let's get
into some of these traits. I'm gonna

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tell you I thought killed it.
I'm gonna just give me. I want

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Sam Tripoli's graves on the major traits. I'm gonna go right off the gate

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and say Clippers A And I'm not
saying that as a homer. I thought,

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I feel like the Clippers gave up
a little and they got a lot.

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You just love Mason plumbly, Is
that what it is? I like

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saying I like Gordon too coming to
town. No, I like all those

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picks. Those weren't they needed a
backup center, they needed another point card?

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Yeah, you did a shooter.
They got everything they needed. And

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about Bones, I don't know if
he's necessarily better than Reggie Jackson. I

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think Reggie Jackson was in a slump
and got caught. Reggie Jackson is streaky

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because Reggie Jackson was streaky. Like, yeah, me too, bro,

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I'm in on that. I'm in
on that. I thought the Sun's dick

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right. The fact that they were
able to keep DeAndre Ayton and not have

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to include him in this trade,
is insanity to me. Yeah, the

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fact that nobody wants that guy.
He's like, you're crazy. We should

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let me just let me just give
the trade here. Okay, the Sun's

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got you know has everybody's probably hurt, Kevin Durant and t J. Warren.

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And then the Nets got they got
Bridges, they got cam Johnson Volette

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who doesn't even his name, doesn't
even have a link. I don't know

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who that is. Uh. And
then they got twenty twenty three first round

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and from from Phoenix, a twenty
twenty five first round from Phoenix, the

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twenty seven first round from Phoenix,
a twenty eight first round pick swap from

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Phoenix, a twenty eight second from
Milwaukee, a twenty nine first from Phoenix,

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and a twenty nine second from Milwaukee. Now, Johnny, is there

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a rule that you can only you
can only fans um trade out to a

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certain date. Is there a limit? How far I think there is?

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Sam, I'm not hold on Nbah. I'll give you a fucking year five

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thousand first round pick right now.
Seven. Uh, let me see draft

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picks. There's a seven year there's
a limit of seven years placed on I

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don't know if that's right. Huh, A team can trade draft picks seven

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years in advance. There you go. We might be but I think you

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should be able to go ten years
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Um so I really like that draft. I think I think I think Phoenix.

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Depending on how healthy KD is when
he comes back. You know they're

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looking good. I mean, like, your fourth best player on that team

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is Chris Paul. Right now,
Chris Paul's your fourth best player. And

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the reason this really helps them is
because Chris Paul's biggest fault is that during

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the playoffs he gets fucking skitsy he
gets he yelps, yeps, the yeps.

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What's it called the yelps, yeps, yep, yep, he gets

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the yips. You got the yelps
trying to say the yips. That's fine.

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I got the yips trying to say
the yips. Okay, And he

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costs out the ball. You don't
have to worry about that now because Durant

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can bring the ball up at least
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So now you now your fourth guy
is Chris Paul. At this age,

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he's no longer a point guard.
He's a great point guard. Yeah,

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I think this team is set to
murder people. Dude, your third

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best guy's DeAndre Ain't a former number
one pick who I think is way better

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than people give credit to. I
just think he doesn't get along with coach,

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which you know, I guess TJ. Warren didn't get along with this

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guy either. I believe so.
The fact they got TJ. Warren in

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this I think. I think it's
a crush for the suns Um. I

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think what Sorry, the Bucks and
the Pacers are also in that deal.

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The Bucks got Jay Crowder and then
George hill Is back up the Pacers Serge

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Ibaka uh and then Wara uh and
then three f three future second round picks.

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There's so many second round picks going
around, by the way, how

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many second round picks got traded?
Like a dozens? Right? Yeah,

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all the second round picks got moved, all of them. It's just they

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just don't care because none of them. Really. It's so rare that a

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second pick. I mean, you
got Joe kicked from the Denver. He's

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like the greatest second round pick of
all time. There will never be a

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better one, but he's interesting.
Kyrie Kyrie to Dallas is an interesting.

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I mean, it can't hurt,
right, it can't hurt. You just

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have no wing defenders. Now you
have nobody to get defend in anybody,

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so you're gonna be in a shootout
every game. The person I thought they

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should have gone for is Jeremy Grant. I've been saying this forever. Jeremy

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Grant needs to find his way to
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And that's what Jeremy Grant is.
A defensive wing who can score twenty

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points a game, which is exactly
what Scottie Pippen did. You need somebody

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who could do that, a guy
you could put on them to cover,

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to cover people, because Luca's never
gonna fucking do whatever. So I think

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I think Dallas is a lot better
than people want to give him credit.

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Four Again, we wanted Christian Woods. He's not much of a defensive stopper,

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but he can score. So then
I got a big three of twenty

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points scorer, actually two thirty point
scorers and one twenty point score It makes

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them better. How much better?
I don't know. I don't know.

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Does it mean put them over the
top? Who knows? What are your

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guys thoughts on Dallas. Yeah,
yeah, they're all right. I don't

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know. I mean I just think
now it's gonna be so hard. I

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mean, the West is just dude, it's a it's it's something now.

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I mean, it's back to what
it was, what five ten years ago,

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when when it was a gauntlet.
Who do you I mean, who

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would you say the best four teams
in the West Denver? I mean,

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dude, I'm sorry you all put
Memphis in there. I was gonna say

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Memphis, Memphis. And it's directly
almost related to Dylan Brooks falling off.

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I mean, he's not scoring anything. So you got Dylan Brooks, who

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was a giant cogg in this machine
that we call the Memphis Grizzlies. He's

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struggling, he struggling, and so
who knows what's going on? Dude.

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They have all they have, they
have. They have probably the second best

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starting lineup they just can't put together. But do you think Phoenix now is

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one is the top? It could
be a top like four team in the

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West, right, I think they
could be a top two? Yeah yeah,

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yeah yeah. And they I mean, and if you look how they

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I mean, they're like a five
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So it's gonna be interesting to see
where they finish. Well, yeah,

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I mean, like what if they
finish like four? Now you're Denver,

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you gotta see them in the second
rod crazy, that's crazy? Think about

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that? What do you where do
you put the Clippers? Sam? Okay?

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So, I mean, well,
the Clippers are mad thing because they

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never give them chance themselves, a
chance to blend in. They just don't.

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What do you mean by that?
What does that mean? Blend because

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everybody sits all the time, like
bullshit analytics, which is the woke of

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Hollywood, which is nerds inserting themselves
into the process, try and act like

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they're above the process. I've been
a Clipper fan and a doctor fan.

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All I've ever heard is wait for
the playoffs, the playoffs? Will we

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just want to be healthy for the
playoffs. It's not about healthy. Yes,

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you want to be healthy, but
you gotta have chemistry. And didn't

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you say you found out that that's
more coming from the organization than it is

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from the guys wanting to I have
been told that Kauai wants to play more

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interesting. What would you want,
Russell Westbrook? We should say that the

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Jazz in that trade, that D'Angelo
Russell trade, they got Russell Westbrook and

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it seems like he's gonna be a
buyout guy. Would you want him on

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the Clipper? I would love him. You don't have a worry that he

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doesn't bring any shooting, really,
Nope, have him come off the bench

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and see what he can do,
all right? Lead that listen, dude.

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The narrative that like ESPN say he's
a vampire. His fucking teammates love

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him. They all love him,
they love playing with him. Nobody I

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think that he plays hard. I
mean, that was a Lebron's day on

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offense. What's that I'm saying?
He's not a prima donna on the court.

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That's a dude that gives his all
on offense. Whistle to whistle.

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Just let him go. You need
him to go crazy, you need him

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for twenty minutes a game. Maybe
everyone's excited about Bones. I don't know.

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Is he a traditional point guard or
is he a fucking score for his

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point guard? I don't know.
I don't know. So I like I

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like what I like what LA did. I like what I think Lebron James

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just fucked them in these last two
games, and he's getting rewarded for it.

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Yeah, well, what's your take
on this thing with a D and

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and Lebron? Do you think there's
anything there with the way he reacted to

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with you? I mean, is
he supposed to stand up everything? That's

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a thing everybody else cameo fucking hippos
to something, and it goes viral because

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the opinion of how this looks goes
viral. What didn't go viral is what

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really happened. The public opinion of
the way this one angle looks is what

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now becomes the public opinion of what
happened. Is he supposed to stand up

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And like everybody else, every time
Lebron throws up a shot, maybe it's

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the one time he just sat down. I wasn't looking well, that wasn't

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That wasn't any shots. That wasn't
that was the That was him score breaking

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an all time scoring record. That
wasn't shot that too. If you are

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getting told constantly by the news are
they good trade jaw, your heart's not

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in it, You're not conditioned,
You're not doing this, and you got

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a game against the team that's vuying
with you to try to get to the

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sixth seed, so you don't have
to do the playing tournament, have to

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win two games just to take on
the number one seed. Okay, so

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you're out there fucking hanging. You're
out there banging, bro, and then

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you got the crowd booing you if
you fucking shoot. Yeah, it's like,

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are we trying to win a game? Like we're in playoff? Mold

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dude, I'm sorry. I mean
they're in like fight for their lives right

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now, and Lebron James like this
seaside, fuck it, I'm gonna go

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for it. And you're like,
okay, it really hurt your team.

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Now you got this moment and I'm
sorry, guys, I'm fucking sorry,

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dude. But the day after,
man, I took a picture of it.

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I'm gonna take a picture of this
real quick, and I send this

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to you. Johnny, I'm gonna
send you this is the day after.

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I'm gonna show you this. This
is the front page of the front page

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of ESPN the day after. Oh
yes, Joe Montana, Yeah, Joe,

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mind, But Johnny, look at
all the stories below it. Yeah.

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No, I will say partly that
ESPN's homepages, but it's like,

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you know, it's algorithmics, so
it's based on you partly hate him.

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I mean it could I don't know, but I saw the fifty five Lebron

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stories. Yeah, here we go, all right, you got it.

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That was the That was it right
there. Yeah, it could be.

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Also if you already looked at the
Lebron story that they then they take it

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off the homepage, that's possible.
But I saw the same thing, and

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I hadn't looked. I I did
see Lebron below all that, but he

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wasn't in the you know, in
the top headlines. Due so I do

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a lot of people are all talking
to Angel Russell. I mean, who's

404
00:30:36,519 --> 00:30:40,519
the other guys they got Johnny?
I think those guys are all what I

405
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:41,960
think they're. They got my leak, they got my leak. Beasley and

406
00:30:42,039 --> 00:30:48,359
then can go for twenty easy.
And Jared Vanderbilt another guy that's a solid

407
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:52,200
young everybody wanted Vanderbilt. I think
he can go for twenty easy. So

408
00:30:52,519 --> 00:30:57,400
yeah, they added some good depth
on that team for sure. For sure.

409
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:02,799
And and really I'm I mean I
didn't think they gave away that much,

410
00:31:03,079 --> 00:31:06,759
you know, I mean what the
second round pick swap and then a

411
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:11,400
first round or in twenty seven.
Yeah, and then Westbrook they were talking

412
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:18,720
about how Utah just got just they
they killed it on that Gorbatt what's his

413
00:31:18,839 --> 00:31:23,279
name, the center, mar go
Tot. They killed it on No,

414
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:26,960
no, no, no, no, who who's out of the out of

415
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:30,200
the who's the French guy? Which
one? I don't know that they trade

416
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:38,480
the Minnesota? Oh wait in this
trade? No over the over the summer

417
00:31:41,759 --> 00:31:48,119
anyways, Rudy, Rudy Gobert,
Rudy Giuliani. So they got five first

418
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:52,519
for that guy. Dude, they
didn't get any first for these guys.

419
00:31:52,599 --> 00:31:56,119
They just traded none. You talk
got no first, You're like, what

420
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:57,759
are you doing? Bro? And
then you look at some of the other

421
00:31:57,839 --> 00:32:02,160
trades where guys did get first round
picks. I just don't I think the

422
00:32:02,319 --> 00:32:06,440
team's got rewarded. The teams that
moved early, they seem to get better

423
00:32:06,519 --> 00:32:08,200
value than the teams that waited for
the deadline. This year, Yeah,

424
00:32:08,559 --> 00:32:14,400
they all seem to get screwed.
I think I think the Lakers are much

425
00:32:14,519 --> 00:32:17,960
better. I think Phoenix is obviously
much better. I think the Clippers are

426
00:32:19,119 --> 00:32:22,000
much better. I wish we would
have gotten a more veteran and maybe that's

427
00:32:22,079 --> 00:32:24,799
Russell Westbrook. We'll see if he
wants to come play for us. He

428
00:32:24,839 --> 00:32:27,920
didn't want to play for us before, and he was acting like a tough

429
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,279
guy. Now he's gonna come back
with his tail between his legs. But

430
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:35,119
I'm fine with that because I like
Westbrook. Now. The team I thought

431
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:44,680
didn't do well was the Portland Trailblazers. Um what KD was traded two Phoenix?

432
00:32:45,119 --> 00:32:50,440
Okay, it's over, it's done. You have no shot at this

433
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:54,799
and holding on to Damian Lillard is
going to cost you in the long run

434
00:32:55,400 --> 00:33:00,319
because he's going to age at some
point, and it's it's he he's been

435
00:33:00,359 --> 00:33:04,440
there forever. You traded Clyde Drexler. At some point, you can trade

436
00:33:04,559 --> 00:33:07,160
this guy, okay, and you
could have gotten a butt ton of picks

437
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:12,240
for him. You should move him. You should have learned Jeremy Grant.

438
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:15,079
Because the team's not doing anything.
You got two super young guys, you

439
00:33:15,279 --> 00:33:20,759
build around them with picks, like, you should have moved that guy.

440
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,759
You should have moved him for as
many picks as you could fucking get,

441
00:33:24,079 --> 00:33:30,400
or a bunch of young guys from
let's say Golden Stay or anywhere else like

442
00:33:30,519 --> 00:33:34,240
the Knicks. Have a bunch of
picks. I think you could have got

443
00:33:34,359 --> 00:33:37,880
a ton of first round picks,
but you held onto this dude and it's

444
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:42,960
just like it's going nowhere. And
I understand respect, but it's like it's

445
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,200
like, dude, you showed him
love, he showed you love. But

446
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:50,880
at some point, this guy's got
to compete for a title because the windows

447
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:57,279
closing. They shouldn't have held on
to him. That's my humble opinion.

448
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:04,079
Do you think about the East?
I mean, I like the East,

449
00:34:04,799 --> 00:34:08,840
KD and Kyrie moving out the nets
removes a title contender, So now there's

450
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,800
three teams going out. That's crazy. That blow up. I mean,

451
00:34:13,039 --> 00:34:16,960
they that's all we heard about for
the last fucking three years, the whole

452
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,840
pandemic. All you heard about is
Jersey. How they're gonna be the fucking

453
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:25,239
contender. Now they got this superpowers
And I mean, is he gonna do

454
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:30,519
the same thing in that locker room? Oh yeah, somebody put a funny

455
00:34:30,599 --> 00:34:35,559
Mekyrie joker leaving the hospital and then
blowing up and said, Tyree on every

456
00:34:35,599 --> 00:34:43,000
team he's ever been with, right
right, yeah, I've said before,

457
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:46,679
play the game, he's a good
he's a good he's really the Kanye West

458
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:50,760
of the NBA. Is he the
Kanye West of the NBA? He's your

459
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:55,199
favorite porn star, your filthiest favorite
porn star, has all the skills you

460
00:34:55,360 --> 00:35:00,039
love. But man, you know
that fucking brain is shih go bobbed right,

461
00:35:00,159 --> 00:35:04,280
and it's just gonna blow up in
your face at some point, you

462
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,480
know it. Actually, my favorite
four star, my favorite point star is

463
00:35:07,599 --> 00:35:14,159
Johnny Deep. Great actor. There's
gotta be a point star named Johnny Deep

464
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:17,639
and he looks like Johnny Depp.
There's gotta be It's gonna be interesting,

465
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:21,679
dude, It's gonna be fun to
watch. I wouldn't have traded him to

466
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,360
Phoenix, given him what he wanted. I wouldn't have done that, but

467
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:28,719
you kind of got to do that
now. And also the Lakers, I

468
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:32,599
feel felt pressure that the rest of
the players in the league were watching what

469
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:37,159
they were doing with Lebron, because
if they did make a move, it

470
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:39,280
was a sign that they were just
throwing him over the bat all over the

471
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:44,199
side of the boat, which I
still think they should do at the end

472
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:46,679
of the season, Like there's never
gonna be a better time to get rid

473
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:52,719
of Lebron. The question is can
you move fifty mill and salary? Yeah,

474
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:58,360
of course I have completely given up
on any of that. Fucking this

475
00:35:58,519 --> 00:36:01,159
guy's money. Is it just okay? You know the Matt Ryan thing.

476
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:05,360
Oh it's forty million. Damn snap
of a finger, he's gone. The

477
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,639
money's gone. It's they say that
ship. But I think that's just like

478
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:13,760
them trying to get us to talk
about Hey, these aren't that you right?

479
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:17,320
You're looking for it's all smoking mirrors. This it's all pretending money when

480
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:21,599
they need it. It comes up
when they needed to make it go away,

481
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:25,519
it goes away. Unless you're Bobby
Benia, it goes away. Yeah,

482
00:36:27,079 --> 00:36:30,199
one guy beats the system and then
and we celebrate his day every year.

483
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:35,239
I think a couple of people would
beat in the system. But yeah,

484
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,320
slippers, we'll see. I still
know what offense we run. I

485
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:50,480
see people like Denver Boston, Utah
come in and just run all these fuckings

486
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:54,159
then cuts on us. We don't
run anything. It's like, hey,

487
00:36:54,199 --> 00:36:58,039
man, set this pick, so
I go down. And that's the whole

488
00:36:58,119 --> 00:37:01,840
offense right there. I'm a problem. And this is going out to that

489
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:06,440
Los Angeles Clippers. If you make
me, you're a head. Coach.

490
00:37:06,559 --> 00:37:13,280
Next year, I will run my
diabolical offense undefeated, where I tap into

491
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:19,239
the dark arts and I get Satan
as my fucking offensive coordinator. And we

492
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,159
don't run the triangle. We want
the pentagon and run. You have to

493
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:25,920
do it in the Sam Smith Lingerie. Look, can you look that up

494
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:30,360
real quick? You have to coach
in this. Will you all coaching anything?

495
00:37:30,599 --> 00:37:32,519
You have to coach to be the
devil? Oh? But we're running.

496
00:37:32,559 --> 00:37:36,159
No, no, not the devil. I want you in the Sam

497
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:40,639
Smith Lingerie. Look, that's how
you got coach. We'll run the We're

498
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:45,239
running the pentagram. Hey, hey, hey, Tiba, would you ever

499
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:49,000
missed the favorite time in your life
when you walked down the street as a

500
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:52,320
trans hooker? Did you see that? You remember those? That was a

501
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:57,079
good one. What am I looking
for you, Sam? Sam Smith Lingerie

502
00:37:57,159 --> 00:38:02,599
putts, that's what I typed in
Sam Smith linger Lingerie pictures. These are

503
00:38:04,159 --> 00:38:07,400
these are pictures. It's it's like
him and a pink thing. He looks

504
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:15,559
like a pig. Wear whatever I
need to wear down there. Yes,

505
00:38:15,679 --> 00:38:20,960
dam Smith is so fucking gross.
He is so gross. He's so gross.

506
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:23,880
Okay, that's enough for him.
Yeah, what a what a pig.

507
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:27,559
Well, I was going to invite
him to join the show. He

508
00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:30,960
said he was interesting. He goes, it's up to Johnny. I guess

509
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:36,119
it's not happening all right, But
I got a short amount of time.

510
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:40,639
Let's get in the two UFC and
then we'll finish off fishtrong with a sip

511
00:38:40,679 --> 00:38:50,079
of all. Yeah, this UFC
can't bring it up. This cart doesn't

512
00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:52,519
super dash me. But I do
have a parley going. Now. I

513
00:38:52,599 --> 00:38:58,320
got a parley going. A ten
dollars bet on one and then I got

514
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:02,320
a ten dollar bet on the other. And the only difference is on the

515
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:06,880
main car. On the main event, I just flipped fly. I took

516
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:12,360
Volkowski on wine and I took fucking
what's his fucking face on the other one

517
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:20,639
Islam. But I okay, Oh, I didn't know they were having both

518
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:25,480
these fights there. That's crazy.
Um. I'm a big by the way.

519
00:39:25,639 --> 00:39:29,639
I think I'm a big Randy Brown
fan, by the way, which

520
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:34,000
is crazy because he's nuts. He
is not favored here. So let's start.

521
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:37,360
Where's the bottom five. Let's get
into this the bottom Oh no,

522
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:38,880
no, no, not all the
way down? Go up one more.

523
00:39:39,079 --> 00:39:45,360
These are the plants no, let's
not do prelims because most time I don't

524
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,719
even know who the fuck they are. These are the this is the main

525
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:51,679
card right here. Okay, here
we go, so I don't know who.

526
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:55,599
Okay, So here's what's going on. This is is what what basically

527
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:01,840
t ball, What the UFC does
is what I call MMA Brier shows.

528
00:40:02,079 --> 00:40:08,639
Okaya. Of course, local fighters
to sell the tickets to everything. Right,

529
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:15,599
So if you look here, it's
basically Australia. He's projected to win.

530
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:20,239
I mean, he's a he's the
favorite Jimmy Crue. I think they

531
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:24,360
give the tomato cans to the local
fighters. Well, I'm just gonna tell

532
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:29,440
you the fact that you think of
Alonzo Manfield is a tomato can is just

533
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:35,719
offensive and racist. I always vote
for black people. That's not true.

534
00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:39,840
Huh, that's absolutely not true.
You told me that if Obama won,

535
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:45,280
you were going to leave this country, and you said he won, and

536
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:49,119
I said, yeah, Obama won. You go, what the president of

537
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:53,000
Africa? And I said, Sam, this is the American president that Africa

538
00:40:53,119 --> 00:40:57,719
doesn't have a president, and you
go, they do in my country.

539
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,159
I don't know what you're talking about, but I got in and since you

540
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:07,599
are going with the black guys.
Yeah, it's talking about Wakanda Brod Wakonda.

541
00:41:07,199 --> 00:41:09,719
So let's go through. Okay,
so we don't know any of these

542
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:15,400
fighters. I'm going Randy Brown.
I'm going, Oh, I don't know,

543
00:41:15,559 --> 00:41:20,000
dude. I vote. It's hard
for me to vote against um any

544
00:41:20,079 --> 00:41:23,760
Samoans like justin Tafta. But I
also, I like, I just really

545
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:30,400
I hate I hate nationalism. Well, I'm only for nationalism when it comes

546
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:37,320
to business and sports, Okay,
Like, if American company is found in

547
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,480
many of you not for it?
Does it too? Pretty big? One

548
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:45,440
like? Well, the when it
comes to money and entertainment, well that

549
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:49,079
he like, like, I don't. I'm not like America's better than every

550
00:41:49,119 --> 00:41:51,960
other country out there. I'm like, I love my country. I'm not

551
00:41:52,079 --> 00:41:54,760
like American life is more important everybody
else's life. But it's fine to say

552
00:41:54,800 --> 00:42:00,000
that you root for America, right, I do. I also think nationalism

553
00:42:00,559 --> 00:42:07,679
there's some danger to it. There's
some danger to like you know. It's

554
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:13,559
like it's like people go, Okay, why are we doing the national anthem

555
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,039
in schools? Which is a great
question. Why are we playing the national

556
00:42:16,079 --> 00:42:22,920
anthem at sporting events? Because they're
trying to muster up this emotional attachment to

557
00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:27,360
something. I thought you were Okay, No I am, I am both

558
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,039
No. I mean, like,
why are we running the national anthem at

559
00:42:30,119 --> 00:42:35,320
the beginning of a game? I'm
in it for sports meeting that when an

560
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:38,239
American has taken out, let's say
a Brazilian, I root for the American.

561
00:42:42,679 --> 00:42:45,159
It depends what they're doing. I
always root for Brazilians and pornography.

562
00:42:45,559 --> 00:42:51,880
If it's an American Memberilion, I'm
going, let's let's go Brazil. Why

563
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,719
do you do that? Because they
got tasty dicks? Jason? Is that

564
00:42:53,880 --> 00:43:01,079
it? I just like Portuguese dis
I just like when people talk dirty to

565
00:43:01,159 --> 00:43:06,239
me in Portuguese. It sounds better
in Portuguese than in English. Somebody in

566
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,320
English is saying, hey, let's
see how deep your throat is, bitch,

567
00:43:09,199 --> 00:43:15,360
I go, But in Portuguese it
just sounds beautiful. What is that

568
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,360
in Portuguese? I'm sure you've memorized
it by now. Go ahead. You

569
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:22,639
know what. I can't hear that
good because I'm usually got my I gotta

570
00:43:22,679 --> 00:43:27,960
plug my ears. Are they pop? Why you're getting that? Yeah,

571
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,360
it's like being really high on a
plane, really really fast, so I

572
00:43:30,519 --> 00:43:34,880
really can't hear. But he's giving
me a thumbs up, so I know

573
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:39,199
I'm doing a okay, all right, all right, he's just giving your

574
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:45,519
thumbs up, like yeah, hey, thumbs up in Portuguese apparently means the

575
00:43:45,599 --> 00:43:51,519
same thing in English. Keep sucking
sagged. Well, that's my thoughts on

576
00:43:51,599 --> 00:43:59,840
the UFC. Oh, let's just
do the first Let's just do the first

577
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:04,119
two fights. Go to first two
fights because it's very weird. This is

578
00:44:04,159 --> 00:44:09,880
a very top heavy fight card,
very top heavy, very top heavy.

579
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:14,639
You mean the two main fights mean
more. Well, that's yeah, I

580
00:44:14,639 --> 00:44:21,280
agree, y'all, y' y versus
Josh Emmett. This is why I'm I'm

581
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:25,760
somewhat rooting for Josh Emmett. I
got money on why because one he's white,

582
00:44:27,079 --> 00:44:34,119
okay, two. Two The reason
I'm room for the real the real

583
00:44:34,199 --> 00:44:38,400
reason I'm room for Josh Emmett is
because I just feel like he's a guy

584
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:50,360
that's not supposed to be here.
Because you could pronounce his name. What

585
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,159
did you say for Rodriguez? What
did you say his name was? Yare?

586
00:44:55,599 --> 00:44:59,239
What is that? Yeah? Yeah? I think yeah, yeah,

587
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:06,519
okay, you are sorry assholes.
Emmett. I think I'd like Josh.

588
00:45:06,599 --> 00:45:08,840
I mean, I'm gonna root for
Josh Emmett. I think he's He's going

589
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:15,639
up against a very dynamic striker,
absolutely a guy who's knocked out people in

590
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:20,400
weird ways, like right before the
in a fight he's losing, he hit

591
00:45:20,519 --> 00:45:27,119
the Koreans zombie with a back elbow
that won him to fight, So he's

592
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:35,719
he's unorthodox. But I just feel
like Josh Emmett is like immortal fighting and

593
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:39,599
a level that nobody expected and nobody
but himself expected. In the b app

594
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:45,480
He's rocky. I think he's a
rocky and I'm gonna I'm gonna root for

595
00:45:45,559 --> 00:45:50,480
him because I think it's very cool
that when you dedicate yourself to your dreams

596
00:45:50,599 --> 00:45:54,599
and to see somebody on the verge
of realizing them. I mean, these

597
00:45:54,639 --> 00:46:00,119
other guys have like insane like stories
of athletic and not that Josh isn't.

598
00:46:00,159 --> 00:46:05,760
I think Josh is, but it
just seems like his his rise has been

599
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:15,760
a little crazier. I got in
this one and I also have Jack Crystal.

600
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:21,679
It don't call me deliah uh Madelina. I have him in my parlay.

601
00:46:22,039 --> 00:46:25,480
Why did you pick him outside of
his name? I mean, look

602
00:46:25,519 --> 00:46:28,920
at the odds on this. I
mean, Randy Brown is a great striker

603
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:34,800
and very unorthodox and with the way
people like Andy Randy Brown. But I

604
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:38,639
just long, Well, can you
click on that one so we can see

605
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:43,960
if it's got's measurements? One more
down? Yeah, thats it. He

606
00:46:44,199 --> 00:46:51,000
is so long, bro, he's
so much. Yeah, he's sixty three

607
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:58,280
with a five inch reach advantage and
a five and a half chicken ven that's

608
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:05,480
big. So the whole thing is
obviously I would tell you that probably Jack

609
00:47:05,599 --> 00:47:12,239
Delia Delia is a most likely a
wrestler, if I believe, and that's

610
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:15,719
his But Randy, Man, you
remember when he fought making goll Our boy,

611
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:19,239
I was just like, God,
damn, this dude is so long.

612
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,400
It's and then making Goll's long for
that weight class too, and this

613
00:47:22,519 --> 00:47:28,159
guy is even longer. Look how
long those arms are. Yeah, that's

614
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:30,760
that's the kind of dude. I
mean, you can get it. He's

615
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:34,880
watching fucking football. He can just
grab a beer from the couch without getting

616
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,440
nothing. Shit, I got it, I got it, I got it.

617
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:40,320
I can just reach and grab it. Yeah. So, I mean

618
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:44,599
the fact that he lost recently is
crazy to mean, I know it sounds

619
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:46,960
last fight, but I mean when
I watched that guy versus our boy,

620
00:47:47,159 --> 00:47:50,840
I was like, God, damn, how's this guy? It's almost like,

621
00:47:51,199 --> 00:47:54,960
um, what Joe Rogan was saying
about Alex Pereira, how he's legally

622
00:47:55,119 --> 00:48:00,239
cheating, meaning that like he can
make a weight, but he should be

623
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:06,719
able to because he's so big.
Yeah, so totally. I I don't

624
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:09,039
know, man, I haven't watched
Jack fight. Maybe I should watch him,

625
00:48:09,119 --> 00:48:13,519
but I don't know. I'm I'm
a Randy Brown fan, so I'm

626
00:48:13,559 --> 00:48:15,519
gonna go with Randy Brown. But
I could be wrong, you know.

627
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:20,119
Yeah, I mean I would throw
a couple of bucks on that to see

628
00:48:20,159 --> 00:48:22,840
what happens. I did, sir, I did, But you threw it

629
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:27,360
on the other guy, right because
you yeah black people, white people.

630
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:30,480
Oh yes, that's right, you
are right. No, I love I

631
00:48:30,599 --> 00:48:36,599
love, I love Anthony Johnson or
Black listener. But I did bet against

632
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:37,840
Randy Brann. Who do you like? I just like, you know,

633
00:48:38,039 --> 00:48:40,679
trying to do a partlay. I'm
trying to win me some money to gamble

634
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:49,719
with a super Bowl. I took
Madelina, I took Josh Emmett, and

635
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:57,679
I took Islam Well Here's what's crazy
is that now this is a nuts fight,

636
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:02,519
because this is that last we'll talk
talking right now. And first of

637
00:49:02,559 --> 00:49:07,599
all, this is very deceptive.
Look how big they make Volkowski look right

638
00:49:07,639 --> 00:49:13,679
there, like he's bigger than Islam
and he's like three inches shorter than I

639
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:16,559
saw their their wigh ends the other
day and they came out I used to

640
00:49:16,599 --> 00:49:22,119
like three inches shorter. Listen,
I'm glad Volcanowski is wike so I could

641
00:49:22,159 --> 00:49:25,960
say this. This dude has built
like a chimpanzee. It's in. He

642
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,320
does have the arm reach of the
reach advantage though with his arms, not

643
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:34,639
with the legs, but with his
aright, I mean like he I mean,

644
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:37,760
there are people you listen to,
these experts, they're saying they think

645
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:43,199
Volcanowski wins, and I'm blown away
because he's four inches shorter. He is

646
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:46,199
a shorter. Didn't he won the
first time? They've not. They haven't

647
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:50,079
fought. Oh I thought they fought
once. No, No, they haven't

648
00:49:50,119 --> 00:49:54,079
fought. Volcanowski. Get out of
that fucking uh mountain, fucking triangles far

649
00:49:54,159 --> 00:50:01,840
him. Um. I think it
was uh no, no, no,

650
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:08,840
I think it was um. I
think it was the Hawaiian. It was

651
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:12,880
a fucking hell. Yeah it was
a Hawaiian. Yeah yeah, it was

652
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:16,480
Holloway. Yeah yeah, that's I'm
fucking excited for this fight. This is

653
00:50:16,519 --> 00:50:22,519
gonna be a fucking this play is
care number one and the number two pound

654
00:50:22,599 --> 00:50:24,360
for pound fighters, and I mean
they are number one, number two in

655
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:29,079
UFC in pound for pound rankings,
and it's not very often you get to

656
00:50:29,159 --> 00:50:32,000
see those two uh clash. A
lot of times ones in a different weight

657
00:50:32,039 --> 00:50:36,880
class. A lot of times there's
no chance or whatever fight. So UFC

658
00:50:37,079 --> 00:50:42,360
always does a good job Fourth of
July weekend putting together a UFC and Super

659
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:46,519
Bowl weekend putting together a UFC.
Yeah. I mean, it's crazy that

660
00:50:46,639 --> 00:50:53,679
they did this outside of because you
remember they used to do like UFC's what

661
00:50:54,079 --> 00:50:58,599
change the super Bowl was and then
he's like, we're not doing that anymore.

662
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,119
But they should have done. They
could have done in Vegas. To

663
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:07,800
do it outside is kind of crazy. Well, they also got that Hey

664
00:51:07,079 --> 00:51:10,519
good luck. By the way,
can I send a shout out to all

665
00:51:10,599 --> 00:51:15,199
the ride share drivers in Phoenix right
now, because you got the super Bowl

666
00:51:15,559 --> 00:51:22,960
weekend, the NFL experience, and
you got the Waste Management Golf tournament,

667
00:51:22,159 --> 00:51:28,679
which is the biggest booze drinking one
that there is. So you got fifty

668
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:35,360
five thousand people at this golf course
in Phoenix, r big business. You

669
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:39,800
probably can't get a fucking uber.
You're probably just completely fucked trying to get

670
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:43,840
a fucking ride somewhere and not Hey, don't drink a drive ridehair. I

671
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:46,840
go this fucking three hundred and fifty
thousand people right now trying to get a

672
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:52,119
fucking ride. Share. The prostitutes
thing is real too, dude. They

673
00:51:52,119 --> 00:51:54,360
follow the PGA tour around the prostitutes, and you know they're wherever the super

674
00:51:54,400 --> 00:52:00,840
Bowl is. Yeah, I'm just
like, hey, but call they must

675
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:07,159
have a good name from cart girls. What are they call it? Guys?

676
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:08,639
Do you want to talk super Bowl
real quick? Because I got a

677
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:15,280
cham Yeah. We probably as a
super Bowl fucking Sunday this weekend. Um.

678
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:21,760
I'm so united for the super Bowl. I'm so excited for it.

679
00:52:22,559 --> 00:52:23,480
I have too. I think it's
gonna be a good game. Now to

680
00:52:23,639 --> 00:52:27,719
re rehash, here's our predictions.
Let's see if you guys want to still

681
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:30,760
stick to it. Here's what we
predicted last week on the show. Sammy's

682
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:35,800
going thirty four twenty four Eagles.
Are you still stick sticking with that?

683
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:42,159
Sam, I'm gonna go. I'm
gonna go. Yeah, it could be

684
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:45,480
twenty seven twenty four Eagles or thirty
four. You're on my block with twenty

685
00:52:45,519 --> 00:52:50,360
seven twenty four, get out,
Get off of that. What is twenty

686
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:54,400
seven twenty four Chiefs? Yeah?
Yeah, I don't. I'm flipped.

687
00:52:54,400 --> 00:53:04,880
I'm bidding a dollar, he think. I just think Philadelphia is the perfect

688
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:10,440
storm in that they got a quarterback
it's hidden stride on his rookie contract,

689
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:15,960
and they just have a more balanced
team, and that Kansas City's great.

690
00:53:16,519 --> 00:53:20,840
I think their defense has played well. I just think the Philadelphia has a

691
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:24,559
better defense. I think Philadelphia has
a better running game. So you're sticking

692
00:53:24,639 --> 00:53:29,800
thirty four twenty four? Well,
what you're sticking thirty four twenty four?

693
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:36,159
I'm gonna go twenty seven, twenty
four, twenty seven twenty four Eagles.

694
00:53:36,519 --> 00:53:39,119
Johnny's going twenty seven twenty four cheats. He's still sticking with that, Johnny?

695
00:53:39,559 --> 00:53:43,199
Yeah, I think so. The
only way I would The only thing

696
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:45,920
I could change is maybe like bumping
the Chiefs up at like thirty, But

697
00:53:45,039 --> 00:53:52,159
I don't see them scoring that many
points going thirty one twenty four Eagles,

698
00:53:55,840 --> 00:54:01,119
and I like the over in this
game. I like Kelsey's scoring a touchdown

699
00:54:01,199 --> 00:54:08,199
anytime, and I like Jalen Hurts
with a rushing touchdown. These are my

700
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:16,639
props that I like. I like
Pachenko over under receiving yards is nineteen.

701
00:54:16,679 --> 00:54:20,440
I believe who's doing the national anthem? Jason, you know I'm looking it

702
00:54:20,559 --> 00:54:22,800
up. I believe it's a country
start. I believe it's two minutes an

703
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:29,079
eleven seconds. And here's my theory. If it's somebody, if it's an

704
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:32,320
R and B singer or just any
R and B singer, take THEE over.

705
00:54:34,039 --> 00:54:37,679
If it's a woman, take THEE
over. If it's a man,

706
00:54:37,199 --> 00:54:42,880
and if it's a country singer,
take THEE under. It's Chris Stapleton doing

707
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:45,599
it. And then they got baby
Face singing America the Beautiful, and then

708
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:50,920
that could be forty five minutes.
He black, he could do anything he

709
00:54:51,039 --> 00:54:55,679
wants. Yes, I feel,
I feel to your soul. Yeah,

710
00:54:58,639 --> 00:55:04,880
someone called Cheryl Lee Routh is singing
lift every voice and sing oh is that

711
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,880
the black I think yeah, I
think it might be the black national anthem?

712
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:13,400
Dude. If they played the Black
national anthem during the Super Bowl.

713
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:16,400
You might lose people at the Super
Bowl. You might have people going.

714
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:21,880
They haven't lost them yet. They
probably did it last year. I'm sure

715
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:25,880
they did it two years ago.
Are they playing the Black National Anthem during

716
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:29,639
the Super Bowl? Well, they're
doing this song lift every Voice and singing.

717
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:30,719
Is that? What is the hold
on? I'm trying to figure out

718
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:36,599
if that's the Black National anthem?
What is the song? I would love

719
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:38,239
to see what that song would be. Yeah, that is it. That

720
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:43,679
is the Black National Anthem? Yeah, oh my god, they're playing that

721
00:55:44,079 --> 00:55:45,880
fucking song now. I don't know
if it's gonna be televised. I would

722
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:52,920
assume it is. Did the NFL. They're just gonna fuck around and find

723
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:54,960
out. Bro, Well, why
don't they have three different They got baby

724
00:55:55,000 --> 00:56:00,400
Faced doing America's Beautiful, They got
Chris Stapleton doing the actual nash lanthem,

725
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:04,719
and then somebody some woman doing lift
Every Voice and said, why three songs

726
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:10,440
from the eighteen ever you whatever they
can do to get absolutely every fucking dime

727
00:56:10,639 --> 00:56:15,519
from everybody looking at this fucking television
for as long as they can. That's

728
00:56:15,559 --> 00:56:19,039
why they're doing all of it.
Oh wow, we gotta get the fucking

729
00:56:19,119 --> 00:56:22,599
bike. They gotta get the black
Nash anthem so they could see Pepsi commercials.

730
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:24,960
Well, what about the fucking American
Indians. Well, let's get a

731
00:56:25,039 --> 00:56:29,440
couple of fucking you know, let's
see if watch the flag football game.

732
00:56:30,519 --> 00:56:34,960
No, it was so stupid.
I watched a bunch of that ship I

733
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:38,239
well, dude, I had a
fucking terrible parlay. One. I bet

734
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:43,079
on the fucking egg the egg,
cause who does that? I didn't know

735
00:56:43,159 --> 00:56:45,400
the AFC was gonna win that.
Then I had fucking I try to double

736
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:49,960
down on the fucking big balloon fight
that they fucking had. Well, there

737
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:53,159
goes another thousand bucks. Well what
do I do? I try to fucking

738
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:58,119
you know, I'm tasing my tail
with these bets. I go over under

739
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:01,639
of zero field goals in the fucking
flag football game. I took the over.

740
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:06,800
You think there's gonna be one field
goal in the fields short turns out

741
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:08,719
there's no fucking field goals and flag
football. So you should really do more

742
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:13,800
research before you play bet You really
got to do more research, Jason before

743
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:16,440
you because I noticed that a lot
of your mistakes when you're betting are related

744
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:20,480
to the rules. It seems like
you do, haven't. I would recommend

745
00:57:20,519 --> 00:57:24,159
you study the rule book in any
event that I'm chasing the odds. I'm

746
00:57:24,239 --> 00:57:28,079
chasing the odds, right. But
you see the reason you're getting such good

747
00:57:28,079 --> 00:57:31,599
odds on a lot of these events
is that is because they're incredibly unlikely.

748
00:57:32,039 --> 00:57:35,360
In fact, many of them that
you betted on, that I've heard,

749
00:57:35,599 --> 00:57:39,039
are impossible completely. If Favorite screwed, if Favorite screwball didn't, Disney's head

750
00:57:39,079 --> 00:57:45,079
back onto his body and he says
one word, I'm a billionaire, Well,

751
00:57:45,119 --> 00:57:47,519
you have a better chance of winning
that bet than you do the field

752
00:57:47,559 --> 00:57:52,880
goal in the Pro Bowl flag football
game. I will say, how's the

753
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:57,280
Russian and the bearer doing? They're
very well, they're fucking pretty pissed,

754
00:57:57,360 --> 00:58:00,440
Bro, they're looking for out of
me. I told out of me and

755
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:02,440
gat Hey, buddy, somebody pulls
up in a car and they ask you

756
00:58:02,519 --> 00:58:06,639
to go for a car ride.
And if they ask that you're mee,

757
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,719
say you're me. Just go along
with them for the car ride. It's

758
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:14,920
part of a prank show that I'm
working on. Respect Jason, what was

759
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:17,599
your what what was your score for
the Super Bowl? Jason, I'm going

760
00:58:17,719 --> 00:58:22,960
thirty one twenty four Eagles, and
that will cover the over. I like

761
00:58:22,079 --> 00:58:24,719
to over in this game, but
I don't think it's gonna be um.

762
00:58:25,039 --> 00:58:28,079
I don't think there's gonna be a
low scoring game, but I don't think

763
00:58:28,079 --> 00:58:30,320
it's gonna be fifty to thirty seven. I don't think it's gonna be an

764
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:36,320
NBA score, but I do think
it's gonna be thirty one w NBA score.

765
00:58:36,639 --> 00:58:44,079
Dude, Sam sent me. Sam
sent me this some some podcasts,

766
00:58:44,079 --> 00:58:47,800
their web series or something where they're
covering the w NBA free agency off season

767
00:58:49,639 --> 00:58:52,239
or yeah, the off season,
and it was these sad Why did you

768
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:57,159
not send me this bro? This
thing? It was so sad. It

769
00:58:57,320 --> 00:59:00,760
was just this white guy completely cuted
out and then this black shit will she

770
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:05,840
probably played basketball, And oh my
god, I think twenty three people had

771
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:07,039
seen it. I don't know how
how did you find that it had like

772
00:59:07,119 --> 00:59:13,679
twenty three views? He probably shot
you Dube is pushing it. Oh it's

773
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:16,920
so sad. I mean, have
you seen that? Did you see it

774
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:19,920
out this week? Sam? Before
you guy, just want to get your

775
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:23,960
opinion that they're there's this movement now
saying that we should we should not have

776
00:59:24,119 --> 00:59:29,000
gender different sports for different genders.
We should have everybody just playing the same

777
00:59:29,079 --> 00:59:32,199
sport, but by the left.
Yeah, and guess what's gonna happen.

778
00:59:32,679 --> 00:59:37,679
Women will never play sport again.
Yeah, it's just over. Like the

779
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:44,800
notion that women actually believe that they're
being kept out of the NBA is hilarious.

780
00:59:45,239 --> 00:59:50,360
If they could find a woman that
could score two points in the game

781
00:59:50,719 --> 00:59:54,719
without getting annihilated at every time,
they would ever need. Dude, Chris

782
00:59:54,880 --> 01:00:00,960
Paul is one of the smallest players
in there. He's six foot two hundred.

783
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:05,599
Do you know who also two o
five two hundred two oh five Britney

784
01:00:05,679 --> 01:00:10,960
Grinder. Grinder guy, that's a
good Parnell named Britney Grinder. Yea,

785
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:16,760
by guys, you embarrassed him?
Happy super Bowl Sammy, Oh you embarrass

786
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:22,079
you embarrassed him? Always find getting
unders because when he gets so worked up,

787
01:00:22,159 --> 01:00:25,440
you gotta fucking go. You can
go two ways. When he gets

788
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:30,639
worked up. You can just let
him go for the next fucking nine hours

789
01:00:30,239 --> 01:00:32,960
and he keeps making the same point
over and over again, or you can

790
01:00:34,039 --> 01:00:37,639
just throw a little fucking diffeasing grenade
right out of it. Okay, I

791
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:40,320
see super you're doing here? Go
Yeah, I just suck his hand.

792
01:00:40,519 --> 01:00:45,199
He said the same thing eleven times
in a row. It's super Bowl.

793
01:00:45,239 --> 01:00:49,039
We can never before we get into
anything, can I talk about Lebron?

794
01:00:49,079 --> 01:00:51,920
I go two hundred shows in a
row. Of course you can. Bro.

795
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:55,199
Why would we break our fucking seven
years streak of you talking about Lebron

796
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:58,360
for the first fifteen minutes of the
Shower? Well, you know, I

797
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:02,039
started thinking about this recently when he
bought those tickets. I think he's obsessed

798
01:01:02,079 --> 01:01:09,239
with Lebron. That's an interesting theory. Yeah, but I mean you might

799
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:15,159
like every single episode. I think
he might like Lebron. Secret I'm proded,

800
01:01:15,679 --> 01:01:21,119
I'm provoked. It just this is
my chance to talk it to get

801
01:01:21,119 --> 01:01:25,440
on my Lebron thoughts, like he
might be like obsessed with the burn,

802
01:01:25,719 --> 01:01:30,800
like Stan and you know Eminem the
music video you know, or the song

803
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:34,880
the Guy that killed Lennin? Oh
yeah, Mark David Chapman, Yeah,

804
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:39,119
yeah, possibly, Uh, this
could be Tripoli's fucking date line episode where

805
01:01:39,639 --> 01:01:45,079
watching it unfold and then what if
this, what if this would be in

806
01:01:45,159 --> 01:01:46,679
the episode I was talking about.
For sure, That's what I was gonna

807
01:01:46,679 --> 01:01:52,320
say that the sky, what's up? Get my whatever open to that?

808
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:57,519
Bloody spoon. You know that'd be
saying that shit like that. Yeah,

809
01:01:58,199 --> 01:02:01,559
yeah, that guy is fine.
But there's that mystery is that missing can

810
01:02:01,719 --> 01:02:07,239
open it? You know, as
you saying shit like that. So John

811
01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:09,679
gets a couple of the prop bets
that fucking uh that I'm digging on.

812
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:13,679
All right, we should talk about
something real quick, Okay, So what

813
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:15,800
we're gonna start doing from now on
is we're just gonna meet Jason and I.

814
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:17,920
You know, at the end,
we're gonna keep talking and that's gonna

815
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:22,519
be on the Patreon only. So
right now, we're gonna end the regular

816
01:02:22,559 --> 01:02:27,280
show and then we're gonna continue with
the Patreon version of the show if you

817
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:30,199
want to get the rest of Jason's
props, and then we're gonna talk about

818
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:36,159
probably Extreme Sisters, and I want
to talk about the last last of all

819
01:02:36,239 --> 01:02:38,079
kinds of proceeds that I'm gonna try
to get. I got Johnny, I

820
01:02:38,159 --> 01:02:43,440
got hit up. Oh I talk
about Hey, you coming into town soon,

821
01:02:43,559 --> 01:02:45,280
and I was like, oh,
I forgot about you. So we'll

822
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:49,199
talk about that a little bit,
all right, and yeah Patreon as well.

823
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:52,000
Hey, everybody, enjoy your Super
Bowl weekend, Enjoy your UFCS if

824
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:57,480
you're listening to this after after the
weekend, I hope you made a bunch

825
01:02:57,519 --> 01:03:02,159
of money and I hope you enjoyed
your weekend and consider it sucked. What

826
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:13,559
What did they say? Every girl's
my girlfriend, Every girl's my girlfriend?

827
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:21,960
Every good disturbed me? How much
Sam loved the song, the dances like,

828
01:03:22,039 --> 01:03:34,360
yeah, special needs? What are
they saying? Dobby Stock just let

829
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:45,079
her rock. He's our kids.
We're supporting now if you are, if

830
01:03:45,119 --> 01:03:52,320
you're a drum puncture by the problem, if you want to find this uh

831
01:03:52,719 --> 01:03:58,119
and buy it to keeping with knee
high, Let's get busy as the name

832
01:03:58,159 --> 01:04:05,239
of the album, and russ my
girlfriend. If he cuss my girlfriend,

833
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:11,199
I'm gonna make I'm gonna put this
to vote. Should this be the new

834
01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:13,440
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