For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world. This is
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but your ass a couple of times. You know what I'm saying. This
brother breaking on the fort yard, but this brother come on ship. Then
I hope I didn't kiss off. Jesus, you call out a penalty.
Who's number one? That was number one? It's the La Clippers. Shut
up, you're staying it for all people. I would get a pregnant they
just called in and hangs up. Your mother fucker that can kiss me off?
Are you? Are you in the shower house? Totally in the shower
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is within him non stop all the time. I've read that, I've read
that. Yeah, this if you want to see me, joining me as
always, Now do your dates first thing. I'm go ahead, No I'm
not. I'm gonna bring you Jason. Hello, Jason, Hello, Hi
guys, Happy super Bowl Week, Happy NBA playoff, I mean NBA trade
deadline. I got already got two parlays. We'll get into it. I'm
gonna hear your dates, but I have two parlays playing against each other just
in the UFC. When one of those hits, that's gonna be my nest
egg from my Super Bowl bets. And I got some good parlays I want
to get into too, Sam, Where can they see you? Johnny?
How are you? I just want to hear those dates, Sam, I
don't care about me. Really rude, guys, Okay, really rude.
I'm trying to be inclusive. Hey Sam, let me do one of my
dates. I'm gonna be a comedy chaos in March nine. Are you?
Are you doing one in March? If you are, let team do it
because I'll be out there. Okay, all right? When you put me
on the flyer, don't do me like you have always done me for twenty
two years. Every time Sam puts me on a flyer, I gotta dick
in my mouth. I guess shit getting blurred out of my fucking well.
I'm trying to find a stand up picture of Tebow on the internet. It's
like it's like hundred another hundreds of stand up photos. Listen, there's a
method to the madness. It is just finding one. I would do it.
Okay, I would do it. Sam, where can we see you?
I'm very happy that we're doing this podcast because my other option was chronic
masturbation. So thank you, guys, thank you, thank you. Go
ahead with the time difference. I'm way ahead of you. Okay, so
you already buste. How's how's the porn on the street? Are you?
Are you still laying off the porn? Great? You know you're on punch
trunk sports? What's up? Oh? I need to tell you something?
He walk You can't walk away from that? Okay, No, all right,
okay, all right, hello said when you're done? All right?
Never, she will never text you anything either, like she she loves talking
on the It's never good. It's never good. Everything, everything is on
fire all the time. So you weren't on the one o'clock because you try
to get me on that call and you weren't even gonna be on that's so
annoying. Well, why do I have to be on this call? Because
you have to because it's your job. Johnny, It's not my job.
It is your job. Now. Hey, after COVID, everyone's jobs got
reshuffled. Now this is your ship, So so you doesn't doesn't he look
like he works at the weed shop Tulsa King anybody? Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, you guys want to see any of our specialist We got
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Uh. Hi, guys, my name is Sam Tripling. I am going
next week. I'm going to be at the house. Nope, I'm going
to be at the Dojo of Comedy with my good friends out there. Love
them very much, Sam New Jersey. I'm there Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
sixteenth through the eighteenth, Then the following week I'm in Tacoma and spoke
Cam Washington with mister Eddie Bravo and Xavier Guerrero. And then finally at the
end and mark the first weekend in March, i am at the House of
Comedy in Minneapolis Bay. My Weirdo tour is filling up. That should be
out soon. So thank you. That's great, Sam, You're doing a
lot of dates. What about this March? What about this March comedy Chaos?
When here it about anybody on that show yet? No nobody yet.
We're taking we're taking submissions. Cannot send you a tape? Do you send
tape? Do you have a VHS you gotta Chelsea Handler tape. We're halfway
with you. You're doing reverse doggie style milk in yourself. Okay, you
know Jervis and I get that on accident. You know that story. Now,
huh. We had a big meeting with brustein Gray and it was all
of our that we put together and they we're gonna try to whatever fuck so,
but neither one of us had a VHS tape. And Jarvis, because
I got one, I go, okay, that's cool. Well, he
puts just tape over a regular fucking pernal fucking movie that he had and then
and then and then all like fucking a fifteen minute reel of all of our
sketches and a bunch of shit that we had done and put it together a
really nice and then we go to the fucking and I didn't know him.
We go to go to the meeting and we sit down and they go,
is Jeff Chetty remember Jeff Chetty? Yes, Jeff Chetty at Brillstein Granny.
First of all, all the thing in the beginning unbelievable. I can't even
that really caught our attention, And you guys are really out there with it,
and I'm still thinking, what the fuck? How they talking about?
Was it to open in sketch? Jarvis and I are thinking, hang on,
I'm gonna get some people in here with they're you know, they're just
gonna take notes of everything we're going over. This is Bill whatever. This
guy is Bills Bills the first one that saw the tape, and he goes,
look at this the starting opening porn on we we thought, and the
porn on name was still on it. You're just put your names over the
portal tape it starts out it's a porto. We think, are we getting
pranked here? And then it goes into your thing and I'm squeezing Jarvis his
fucking leg under the table. It's like, you, mother fucker three dollars.
You couldn't get a fuck. You told me you had a blank tape
and you just recorded over fucking Schindler's fist or whatever the fuck. They totally
thought we did it on purpose. But probably story, dude, that might
be the best story you've ever told ever. Ever. I don't know if
that's true, but no, that might be the best story you ever told,
true, wrote Jeff Chetty. If you ever see Jeff Jetty on and
hollywo Jeff, you remember that time those guys, those two you would remember,
don't you tape remember too. It's too bad you didn't come up with
that story back and already had a TV show he could have put you on,
because that would have been that would have been great on Hey, will
you play this clip real quick that I sent you, Johnny, I texted
to you can play it real quick. Speaking of funny tapes, is this
sporty? Is this sports related? No? It looks like Vladimir' Zilenski.
But it's funny. Just play it, Johnny, all right, hold on,
this is classic punch chunk Zelenski. Have we played this before? Hold
on? Better be gay fucking what's this? Tibo? What's this? Have
you seen this start from the beginning? That was the beginning? No,
so it again here, TiVo, watch this. Tell me you've done covid.
I'll tell me you've done Cole. Yeah, I need his jaw's not
going. I mean, this is also hot. We don't know how long
this press conference was. They could have cut this from three hours. We
don't know. I mean, something's happening with his nostril. That could be
coke. And that's punch drum sports. Thank you guys. Yeah really,
I mean we're what was that mostly? You know everybody listens to this this
one. Oh shit, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Well that was Zelensky
rubbing his nose at a press conference. Could it be? Could it be
a nervous twitch? Could it? Who knows? Okay, I got I'm
trying to get clicks the ball. We're a click bait show. Now we
do click bait. I'm fucking real cool with that. You mean like we're
like your we're like your Instagram. Is that what you're saying? Oh,
shots fired? You're lucky. You're in a fucking log cabin and I'm afraid
the woods. Bro walk over there right now if suck you up, Okay,
I stop, like fucking I would stop by Tebow's fucking grilled cheese sandwich
food truck, grab a sandwich on the way over. Okay, fucking bullshit.
The show right now is Tebow's Christmas lights still up in February. Thank
you, thank you. I think they're like they're like, they're like fun
lights for a room that doesn't get any fucking guys. I got a note
from our any fucking are you doing any fucking just when I'm sucking around with
you clowns. So I'm gonna come out there, but don't turn your back
on me when I'm out in La Bro. I'm coming out there, rock
hard, rock hard, guys. Can I take a quick note and then
I want to get into first half. I want to get into all the
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Fuck Sam, where your thoughts on this NBA Super Professional tray? Then?
I think the Clippers did fantastic. Didn't you have to give in real quick?
For NBA related I want to say something. Lebron James fuck the Lakers.
I just want you to know that Lebron James not only fuck the Lakers,
but he fucked me. But I'm gonna get into why that he did
it. Okay, I know I fucked you. Yeah. So so I
had I had taken a bet that I was going to be able to see
him break the record, and there were two chances one was okayse and the
other was my tickets the Bucks. What happened was during the okay s game,
the crowd bullied the other Lakers into not shooting, so they lost to
a bottom barrel team so that Lebron James would win except the scoring record and
why was at it? The Lakers lost, So they lost that game the
next day or two days after, they're playing the Bucks. Dude, based
on the Bucks, I saw right there, they are beatable. There's one
person on the Bucks that's it all dangerous, and that's the Greek freak.
He is their whole team. If if the Lakers were running with the Bucks
whole time, if if Lebron James had played, I think they could have
beat them. But no, yeah, have to break it in okay,
see, yes, I am better about that. But he costs them the
game there, and they cost him another game. And this is the guy
tried to get into the sixth seed. Yeah, nor all right, don't
they don't the doesn't Oklahoma City have a better record than the Lakers? No?
Are you sure people are the worst teams in the league? Hold on
what places LA in though? The Lakers? Look I'm looking at hold on
Look, this says the Lakers are in The Lakers are twenty five and thirty
one, okay, in thirteenth place, and Oklahoma City is in twelfth place.
And what's their what's their records? Twenty six and twenty eight. Oh
damn Johnny point for Johnny. So they're a better team, bloody boy.
The Lakers just aren't good, dude, the Lakers aren't good. Man.
Well, I think, well, we'll get into their trades. But they
were both winnable games, both winnable games, and they lost both of them.
And that hurts their team. That hurts their team. Sorry, sorry,
sorry, not sorry? Yeah, I mean the Bucks. I mean
that's definitely that's a stretch for them, especially before the trade. But dude,
I was there at the game. They were keeping up with them,
the Bucks. It was like the Greek freak and uh, the kid nobody
likes from Duke. Yeah, but aren't they getting what's his face back?
Well, Bobby Hurley, that's the kid from Robbi Hurley. I'm gonna be
honest with you. I think I think the trade was a great trade for
the Lakers. I think people are a little too excited about the Angelo Russell.
He hasn't worked out anywhere except for one place. Brooklyn h Chris Middleton,
he'll be back. He didn't play in that game, and he's he's
really good. Tim played last night? Did he Yeah? He needed nothing.
Oh he's out tonight. Okay? Did oh against that got hurt?
He got hurt last night the first time we get the team on the back
the back you said he did nothing. He had twenty two five and three
assists. He had twenty two points. What do you I mean, dude?
Were you watching or are you walking around the concourse? No? I
was watching. I felt he was didn't do jack ship it was two.
That's my opinion. My opinion is if you can somehow throw a bunch of
bigs all at the Greek Freak at once, you got a good chance of
beating the Bucks. Would you what do you think of him as a as
a guy, like a guy to start your team around. Would you want?
I love the Greek Freak? Okay, how much of that is because
you met him in on the streets of Hollywood. Wasn't it at that fucking
fucking California Chicken Place? No, it was that it was at the Oh
I gotta tell you a story Tebow. It was at the um. It's
not crazy. It's a crazy story, but it's not that crazy. But
it was at the cleaners on the corner of Kwanga and Selma. And you're
sure it was a Greek freak, right, and not some other seven foot
that ain't some dude that you don't find. That's a dude. That was
a great. That was a great. But he was way tinier back then.
He hadn't like skinnier crash Yeah, yeah, he was skinnier. What's
your story is here? So do you do you know the seven eleven that's
on Kwanga that kind of right before you get on the one oh one.
Do you know where that yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
above hold above Hollywood, right above Hollywood, just right. I know exactly
that weird corner where it's like subways. On the other side, there's a
laundry map. I know exactly what, dude. I went to my show
a Calm the other day. I was driving back. I went up the
entire top of it. Burnt off that and the laundry match roof yeah right
next today it makes like an l with a laundry matt yep, gone,
dude, and the craziest thing is that the two thirds down still there.
It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen. It's just a convertible. It's a
CONVERTI looks like a convertible one. They're gonna knock the whole thing down,
or they're gonna rebuild the whole thing. No, they're gonna have to knock
I mean, like maybe they can go roof, but I think they're gonna
have to knock the whole thing down and redo it to smoke in California.
Dude, there's no way there. Let's let them put a roof back on
it. No way do they have. Yeah, they can knock that ship
down. Those guys are probably the owners of those things, are probably making
getting a fat bug. You that's right by your house. You didn't see
the smoke, No, dude, it's crazy. I'm like, I didn't
even see this. That's a big fire to be that close to Sam's house.
It was crazy. Seven Allen Berry Drive, Hollywood, California. For
now, he's moving, he's moving. I'd get the fuck out of here,
but this call, where are you moving to? Sam? To the
valley? Give your new address out right now? You two for nine East
wayward way, wayward way, wayward wayward way street Street. So let's get
some of these traits. Let's get into some of these traits. I'm gonna
tell you I thought killed it. I'm gonna just give me. I want
Sam Tripoli's graves on the major traits. I'm gonna go right off the gate
and say Clippers A And I'm not saying that as a homer. I thought,
I feel like the Clippers gave up a little and they got a lot.
You just love Mason plumbly, Is that what it is? I like
saying I like Gordon too coming to town. No, I like all those
picks. Those weren't they needed a backup center, they needed another point card?
Yeah, you did a shooter. They got everything they needed. And
about Bones, I don't know if he's necessarily better than Reggie Jackson. I
think Reggie Jackson was in a slump and got caught. Reggie Jackson is streaky
because Reggie Jackson was streaky. Like, yeah, me too, bro,
I'm in on that. I'm in on that. I thought the Sun's dick
right. The fact that they were able to keep DeAndre Ayton and not have
to include him in this trade, is insanity to me. Yeah, the
fact that nobody wants that guy. He's like, you're crazy. We should
let me just let me just give the trade here. Okay, the Sun's
got you know has everybody's probably hurt, Kevin Durant and t J. Warren.
And then the Nets got they got Bridges, they got cam Johnson Volette
who doesn't even his name, doesn't even have a link. I don't know
who that is. Uh. And then they got twenty twenty three first round
and from from Phoenix, a twenty twenty five first round from Phoenix, the
twenty seven first round from Phoenix, a twenty eight first round pick swap from
Phoenix, a twenty eight second from Milwaukee, a twenty nine first from Phoenix,
and a twenty nine second from Milwaukee. Now, Johnny, is there
a rule that you can only you can only fans um trade out to a
certain date. Is there a limit? How far I think there is?
Sam, I'm not hold on Nbah. I'll give you a fucking year five
thousand first round pick right now. Seven. Uh, let me see draft
picks. There's a seven year there's a limit of seven years placed on I
don't know if that's right. Huh, A team can trade draft picks seven
years in advance. There you go. We might be but I think you
should be able to go ten years out. That's just my humble opinion.
Um so I really like that draft. I think I think I think Phoenix.
Depending on how healthy KD is when he comes back. You know they're
looking good. I mean, like, your fourth best player on that team
is Chris Paul. Right now, Chris Paul's your fourth best player. And
the reason this really helps them is because Chris Paul's biggest fault is that during
the playoffs he gets fucking skitsy he gets he yelps, yeps, the yeps.
What's it called the yelps, yeps, yep, yep, he gets
the yips. You got the yelps trying to say the yips. That's fine.
I got the yips trying to say the yips. Okay, And he
costs out the ball. You don't have to worry about that now because Durant
can bring the ball up at least to bring it up and then set it.
So now you now your fourth guy is Chris Paul. At this age,
he's no longer a point guard. He's a great point guard. Yeah,
I think this team is set to murder people. Dude, your third
best guy's DeAndre Ain't a former number one pick who I think is way better
than people give credit to. I just think he doesn't get along with coach,
which you know, I guess TJ. Warren didn't get along with this
guy either. I believe so. The fact they got TJ. Warren in
this I think. I think it's a crush for the suns Um. I
think what Sorry, the Bucks and the Pacers are also in that deal.
The Bucks got Jay Crowder and then George hill Is back up the Pacers Serge
Ibaka uh and then Wara uh and then three f three future second round picks.
There's so many second round picks going around, by the way, how
many second round picks got traded? Like a dozens? Right? Yeah,
all the second round picks got moved, all of them. It's just they
just don't care because none of them. Really. It's so rare that a
second pick. I mean, you got Joe kicked from the Denver. He's
like the greatest second round pick of all time. There will never be a
better one, but he's interesting. Kyrie Kyrie to Dallas is an interesting.
I mean, it can't hurt, right, it can't hurt. You just
have no wing defenders. Now you have nobody to get defend in anybody,
so you're gonna be in a shootout every game. The person I thought they
should have gone for is Jeremy Grant. I've been saying this forever. Jeremy
Grant needs to find his way to Dallas because because Luca needs his Scottie Pippen.
And that's what Jeremy Grant is. A defensive wing who can score twenty
points a game, which is exactly what Scottie Pippen did. You need somebody
who could do that, a guy you could put on them to cover,
to cover people, because Luca's never gonna fucking do whatever. So I think
I think Dallas is a lot better than people want to give him credit.
Four Again, we wanted Christian Woods. He's not much of a defensive stopper,
but he can score. So then I got a big three of twenty
points scorer, actually two thirty point scorers and one twenty point score It makes
them better. How much better? I don't know. I don't know.
Does it mean put them over the top? Who knows? What are your
guys thoughts on Dallas. Yeah, yeah, they're all right. I don't
know. I mean I just think now it's gonna be so hard. I
mean, the West is just dude, it's a it's it's something now.
I mean, it's back to what it was, what five ten years ago,
when when it was a gauntlet. Who do you I mean, who
would you say the best four teams in the West Denver? I mean,
dude, I'm sorry you all put Memphis in there. I was gonna say
Memphis, Memphis. And it's directly almost related to Dylan Brooks falling off.
I mean, he's not scoring anything. So you got Dylan Brooks, who
was a giant cogg in this machine that we call the Memphis Grizzlies. He's
struggling, he struggling, and so who knows what's going on? Dude.
They have all they have, they have. They have probably the second best
starting lineup they just can't put together. But do you think Phoenix now is
one is the top? It could be a top like four team in the
West, right, I think they could be a top two? Yeah yeah,
yeah yeah. And they I mean, and if you look how they
I mean, they're like a five hundred team in the West right now.
So it's gonna be interesting to see where they finish. Well, yeah,
I mean, like what if they finish like four? Now you're Denver,
you gotta see them in the second rod crazy, that's crazy? Think about
that? What do you where do you put the Clippers? Sam? Okay?
So, I mean, well, the Clippers are mad thing because they
never give them chance themselves, a chance to blend in. They just don't.
What do you mean by that? What does that mean? Blend because
everybody sits all the time, like bullshit analytics, which is the woke of
Hollywood, which is nerds inserting themselves into the process, try and act like
they're above the process. I've been a Clipper fan and a doctor fan.
All I've ever heard is wait for the playoffs, the playoffs? Will we
just want to be healthy for the playoffs. It's not about healthy. Yes,
you want to be healthy, but you gotta have chemistry. And didn't
you say you found out that that's more coming from the organization than it is
from the guys wanting to I have been told that Kauai wants to play more
interesting. What would you want, Russell Westbrook? We should say that the
Jazz in that trade, that D'Angelo Russell trade, they got Russell Westbrook and
it seems like he's gonna be a buyout guy. Would you want him on
the Clipper? I would love him. You don't have a worry that he
doesn't bring any shooting, really, Nope, have him come off the bench
and see what he can do, all right? Lead that listen, dude.
The narrative that like ESPN say he's a vampire. His fucking teammates love
him. They all love him, they love playing with him. Nobody I
think that he plays hard. I mean, that was a Lebron's day on
offense. What's that I'm saying? He's not a prima donna on the court.
That's a dude that gives his all on offense. Whistle to whistle.
Just let him go. You need him to go crazy, you need him
for twenty minutes a game. Maybe everyone's excited about Bones. I don't know.
Is he a traditional point guard or is he a fucking score for his
point guard? I don't know. I don't know. So I like I
like what I like what LA did. I like what I think Lebron James
just fucked them in these last two games, and he's getting rewarded for it.
Yeah, well, what's your take on this thing with a D and
and Lebron? Do you think there's anything there with the way he reacted to
with you? I mean, is he supposed to stand up everything? That's
a thing everybody else cameo fucking hippos to something, and it goes viral because
the opinion of how this looks goes viral. What didn't go viral is what
really happened. The public opinion of the way this one angle looks is what
now becomes the public opinion of what happened. Is he supposed to stand up
And like everybody else, every time Lebron throws up a shot, maybe it's
the one time he just sat down. I wasn't looking well, that wasn't
That wasn't any shots. That wasn't that was the That was him score breaking
an all time scoring record. That wasn't shot that too. If you are
getting told constantly by the news are they good trade jaw, your heart's not
in it, You're not conditioned, You're not doing this, and you got
a game against the team that's vuying with you to try to get to the
sixth seed, so you don't have to do the playing tournament, have to
win two games just to take on the number one seed. Okay, so
you're out there fucking hanging. You're out there banging, bro, and then
you got the crowd booing you if you fucking shoot. Yeah, it's like,
are we trying to win a game? Like we're in playoff? Mold
dude, I'm sorry. I mean they're in like fight for their lives right
now, and Lebron James like this seaside, fuck it, I'm gonna go
for it. And you're like, okay, it really hurt your team.
Now you got this moment and I'm sorry, guys, I'm fucking sorry,
dude. But the day after, man, I took a picture of it.
I'm gonna take a picture of this real quick, and I send this
to you. Johnny, I'm gonna send you this is the day after.
I'm gonna show you this. This is the front page of the front page
of ESPN the day after. Oh yes, Joe Montana, Yeah, Joe,
mind, But Johnny, look at all the stories below it. Yeah.
No, I will say partly that ESPN's homepages, but it's like,
you know, it's algorithmics, so it's based on you partly hate him.
I mean it could I don't know, but I saw the fifty five Lebron
stories. Yeah, here we go, all right, you got it.
That was the That was it right there. Yeah, it could be.
Also if you already looked at the Lebron story that they then they take it
off the homepage, that's possible. But I saw the same thing, and
I hadn't looked. I I did see Lebron below all that, but he
wasn't in the you know, in the top headlines. Due so I do
a lot of people are all talking to Angel Russell. I mean, who's
the other guys they got Johnny? I think those guys are all what I
think they're. They got my leak, they got my leak. Beasley and
then can go for twenty easy. And Jared Vanderbilt another guy that's a solid
young everybody wanted Vanderbilt. I think he can go for twenty easy. So
yeah, they added some good depth on that team for sure. For sure.
And and really I'm I mean I didn't think they gave away that much,
you know, I mean what the second round pick swap and then a
first round or in twenty seven. Yeah, and then Westbrook they were talking
about how Utah just got just they they killed it on that Gorbatt what's his
name, the center, mar go Tot. They killed it on No,
no, no, no, no, who who's out of the out of
the who's the French guy? Which one? I don't know that they trade
the Minnesota? Oh wait in this trade? No over the over the summer
anyways, Rudy, Rudy Gobert, Rudy Giuliani. So they got five first
for that guy. Dude, they didn't get any first for these guys.
They just traded none. You talk got no first, You're like, what
are you doing? Bro? And then you look at some of the other
trades where guys did get first round picks. I just don't I think the
team's got rewarded. The teams that moved early, they seem to get better
value than the teams that waited for the deadline. This year, Yeah,
they all seem to get screwed. I think I think the Lakers are much
better. I think Phoenix is obviously much better. I think the Clippers are
much better. I wish we would have gotten a more veteran and maybe that's
Russell Westbrook. We'll see if he wants to come play for us. He
didn't want to play for us before, and he was acting like a tough
guy. Now he's gonna come back with his tail between his legs. But
I'm fine with that because I like Westbrook. Now. The team I thought
didn't do well was the Portland Trailblazers. Um what KD was traded two Phoenix?
Okay, it's over, it's done. You have no shot at this
and holding on to Damian Lillard is going to cost you in the long run
because he's going to age at some point, and it's it's he he's been
there forever. You traded Clyde Drexler. At some point, you can trade
this guy, okay, and you could have gotten a butt ton of picks
for him. You should move him. You should have learned Jeremy Grant.
Because the team's not doing anything. You got two super young guys, you
build around them with picks, like, you should have moved that guy.
You should have moved him for as many picks as you could fucking get,
or a bunch of young guys from let's say Golden Stay or anywhere else like
the Knicks. Have a bunch of picks. I think you could have got
a ton of first round picks, but you held onto this dude and it's
just like it's going nowhere. And I understand respect, but it's like it's
like, dude, you showed him love, he showed you love. But
at some point, this guy's got to compete for a title because the windows
closing. They shouldn't have held on to him. That's my humble opinion.
Do you think about the East? I mean, I like the East,
KD and Kyrie moving out the nets removes a title contender, So now there's
three teams going out. That's crazy. That blow up. I mean,
they that's all we heard about for the last fucking three years, the whole
pandemic. All you heard about is Jersey. How they're gonna be the fucking
contender. Now they got this superpowers And I mean, is he gonna do
the same thing in that locker room? Oh yeah, somebody put a funny
Mekyrie joker leaving the hospital and then blowing up and said, Tyree on every
team he's ever been with, right right, yeah, I've said before,
play the game, he's a good he's a good he's really the Kanye West
of the NBA. Is he the Kanye West of the NBA? He's your
favorite porn star, your filthiest favorite porn star, has all the skills you
love. But man, you know that fucking brain is shih go bobbed right,
and it's just gonna blow up in your face at some point, you
know it. Actually, my favorite four star, my favorite point star is
Johnny Deep. Great actor. There's gotta be a point star named Johnny Deep
and he looks like Johnny Depp. There's gotta be It's gonna be interesting,
dude, It's gonna be fun to watch. I wouldn't have traded him to
Phoenix, given him what he wanted. I wouldn't have done that, but
you kind of got to do that now. And also the Lakers, I
feel felt pressure that the rest of the players in the league were watching what
they were doing with Lebron, because if they did make a move, it
was a sign that they were just throwing him over the bat all over the
side of the boat, which I still think they should do at the end
of the season, Like there's never gonna be a better time to get rid
of Lebron. The question is can you move fifty mill and salary? Yeah,
of course I have completely given up on any of that. Fucking this
guy's money. Is it just okay? You know the Matt Ryan thing.
Oh it's forty million. Damn snap of a finger, he's gone. The
money's gone. It's they say that ship. But I think that's just like
them trying to get us to talk about Hey, these aren't that you right?
You're looking for it's all smoking mirrors. This it's all pretending money when
they need it. It comes up when they needed to make it go away,
it goes away. Unless you're Bobby Benia, it goes away. Yeah,
one guy beats the system and then and we celebrate his day every year.
I think a couple of people would beat in the system. But yeah,
slippers, we'll see. I still know what offense we run. I
see people like Denver Boston, Utah come in and just run all these fuckings
then cuts on us. We don't run anything. It's like, hey,
man, set this pick, so I go down. And that's the whole
offense right there. I'm a problem. And this is going out to that
Los Angeles Clippers. If you make me, you're a head. Coach.
Next year, I will run my diabolical offense undefeated, where I tap into
the dark arts and I get Satan as my fucking offensive coordinator. And we
don't run the triangle. We want the pentagon and run. You have to
do it in the Sam Smith Lingerie. Look, can you look that up
real quick? You have to coach in this. Will you all coaching anything?
You have to coach to be the devil? Oh? But we're running.
No, no, not the devil. I want you in the Sam
Smith Lingerie. Look, that's how you got coach. We'll run the We're
running the pentagram. Hey, hey, hey, Tiba, would you ever
missed the favorite time in your life when you walked down the street as a
trans hooker? Did you see that? You remember those? That was a
good one. What am I looking for you, Sam? Sam Smith Lingerie
putts, that's what I typed in Sam Smith linger Lingerie pictures. These are
these are pictures. It's it's like him and a pink thing. He looks
like a pig. Wear whatever I need to wear down there. Yes,
dam Smith is so fucking gross. He is so gross. He's so gross.
Okay, that's enough for him. Yeah, what a what a pig.
Well, I was going to invite him to join the show. He
said he was interesting. He goes, it's up to Johnny. I guess
it's not happening all right, But I got a short amount of time.
Let's get in the two UFC and then we'll finish off fishtrong with a sip
of all. Yeah, this UFC can't bring it up. This cart doesn't
super dash me. But I do have a parley going. Now. I
got a parley going. A ten dollars bet on one and then I got
a ten dollar bet on the other. And the only difference is on the
main car. On the main event, I just flipped fly. I took
Volkowski on wine and I took fucking what's his fucking face on the other one
Islam. But I okay, Oh, I didn't know they were having both
these fights there. That's crazy. Um. I'm a big by the way.
I think I'm a big Randy Brown fan, by the way, which
is crazy because he's nuts. He is not favored here. So let's start.
Where's the bottom five. Let's get into this the bottom Oh no,
no, no, not all the way down? Go up one more.
These are the plants no, let's not do prelims because most time I don't
even know who the fuck they are. These are the this is the main
card right here. Okay, here we go, so I don't know who.
Okay, So here's what's going on. This is is what what basically
t ball, What the UFC does is what I call MMA Brier shows.
Okaya. Of course, local fighters to sell the tickets to everything. Right,
So if you look here, it's basically Australia. He's projected to win.
I mean, he's a he's the favorite Jimmy Crue. I think they
give the tomato cans to the local fighters. Well, I'm just gonna tell
you the fact that you think of Alonzo Manfield is a tomato can is just
offensive and racist. I always vote for black people. That's not true.
Huh, that's absolutely not true. You told me that if Obama won,
you were going to leave this country, and you said he won, and
I said, yeah, Obama won. You go, what the president of
Africa? And I said, Sam, this is the American president that Africa
doesn't have a president, and you go, they do in my country.
I don't know what you're talking about, but I got in and since you
are going with the black guys. Yeah, it's talking about Wakanda Brod Wakonda.
So let's go through. Okay, so we don't know any of these
fighters. I'm going Randy Brown. I'm going, Oh, I don't know,
dude. I vote. It's hard for me to vote against um any
Samoans like justin Tafta. But I also, I like, I just really
I hate I hate nationalism. Well, I'm only for nationalism when it comes
to business and sports, Okay, Like, if American company is found in
many of you not for it? Does it too? Pretty big? One
like? Well, the when it comes to money and entertainment, well that
he like, like, I don't. I'm not like America's better than every
other country out there. I'm like, I love my country. I'm not
like American life is more important everybody else's life. But it's fine to say
that you root for America, right, I do. I also think nationalism
there's some danger to it. There's some danger to like you know. It's
like it's like people go, Okay, why are we doing the national anthem
in schools? Which is a great question. Why are we playing the national
anthem at sporting events? Because they're trying to muster up this emotional attachment to
something. I thought you were Okay, No I am, I am both
No. I mean, like, why are we running the national anthem at
the beginning of a game? I'm in it for sports meeting that when an
American has taken out, let's say a Brazilian, I root for the American.
It depends what they're doing. I always root for Brazilians and pornography.
If it's an American Memberilion, I'm going, let's let's go Brazil. Why
do you do that? Because they got tasty dicks? Jason? Is that
it? I just like Portuguese dis I just like when people talk dirty to
me in Portuguese. It sounds better in Portuguese than in English. Somebody in
English is saying, hey, let's see how deep your throat is, bitch,
I go, But in Portuguese it just sounds beautiful. What is that
in Portuguese? I'm sure you've memorized it by now. Go ahead. You
know what. I can't hear that good because I'm usually got my I gotta
plug my ears. Are they pop? Why you're getting that? Yeah,
it's like being really high on a plane, really really fast, so I
really can't hear. But he's giving me a thumbs up, so I know
I'm doing a okay, all right, all right, he's just giving your
thumbs up, like yeah, hey, thumbs up in Portuguese apparently means the
same thing in English. Keep sucking sagged. Well, that's my thoughts on
the UFC. Oh, let's just do the first Let's just do the first
two fights. Go to first two fights because it's very weird. This is
a very top heavy fight card, very top heavy, very top heavy.
You mean the two main fights mean more. Well, that's yeah, I
agree, y'all, y' y versus Josh Emmett. This is why I'm I'm
somewhat rooting for Josh Emmett. I got money on why because one he's white,
okay, two. Two The reason I'm room for the real the real
reason I'm room for Josh Emmett is because I just feel like he's a guy
that's not supposed to be here. Because you could pronounce his name. What
did you say for Rodriguez? What did you say his name was? Yare?
What is that? Yeah? Yeah? I think yeah, yeah,
okay, you are sorry assholes. Emmett. I think I'd like Josh.
I mean, I'm gonna root for Josh Emmett. I think he's He's going
up against a very dynamic striker, absolutely a guy who's knocked out people in
weird ways, like right before the in a fight he's losing, he hit
the Koreans zombie with a back elbow that won him to fight, So he's
he's unorthodox. But I just feel like Josh Emmett is like immortal fighting and
a level that nobody expected and nobody but himself expected. In the b app
He's rocky. I think he's a rocky and I'm gonna I'm gonna root for
him because I think it's very cool that when you dedicate yourself to your dreams
and to see somebody on the verge of realizing them. I mean, these
other guys have like insane like stories of athletic and not that Josh isn't.
I think Josh is, but it just seems like his his rise has been
a little crazier. I got in this one and I also have Jack Crystal.
It don't call me deliah uh Madelina. I have him in my parlay.
Why did you pick him outside of his name? I mean, look
at the odds on this. I mean, Randy Brown is a great striker
and very unorthodox and with the way people like Andy Randy Brown. But I
just long, Well, can you click on that one so we can see
if it's got's measurements? One more down? Yeah, thats it. He
is so long, bro, he's so much. Yeah, he's sixty three
with a five inch reach advantage and a five and a half chicken ven that's
big. So the whole thing is obviously I would tell you that probably Jack
Delia Delia is a most likely a wrestler, if I believe, and that's
his But Randy, Man, you remember when he fought making goll Our boy,
I was just like, God, damn, this dude is so long.
It's and then making Goll's long for that weight class too, and this
guy is even longer. Look how long those arms are. Yeah, that's
that's the kind of dude. I mean, you can get it. He's
watching fucking football. He can just grab a beer from the couch without getting
nothing. Shit, I got it, I got it, I got it.
I can just reach and grab it. Yeah. So, I mean
the fact that he lost recently is crazy to mean, I know it sounds
last fight, but I mean when I watched that guy versus our boy,
I was like, God, damn, how's this guy? It's almost like,
um, what Joe Rogan was saying about Alex Pereira, how he's legally
cheating, meaning that like he can make a weight, but he should be
able to because he's so big. Yeah, so totally. I I don't
know, man, I haven't watched Jack fight. Maybe I should watch him,
but I don't know. I'm I'm a Randy Brown fan, so I'm
gonna go with Randy Brown. But I could be wrong, you know.
Yeah, I mean I would throw a couple of bucks on that to see
what happens. I did, sir, I did, But you threw it
on the other guy, right because you yeah black people, white people.
Oh yes, that's right, you are right. No, I love I
love, I love Anthony Johnson or Black listener. But I did bet against
Randy Brann. Who do you like? I just like, you know,
trying to do a partlay. I'm trying to win me some money to gamble
with a super Bowl. I took Madelina, I took Josh Emmett, and
I took Islam Well Here's what's crazy is that now this is a nuts fight,
because this is that last we'll talk talking right now. And first of
all, this is very deceptive. Look how big they make Volkowski look right
there, like he's bigger than Islam and he's like three inches shorter than I
saw their their wigh ends the other day and they came out I used to
like three inches shorter. Listen, I'm glad Volcanowski is wike so I could
say this. This dude has built like a chimpanzee. It's in. He
does have the arm reach of the reach advantage though with his arms, not
with the legs, but with his aright, I mean like he I mean,
there are people you listen to, these experts, they're saying they think
Volcanowski wins, and I'm blown away because he's four inches shorter. He is
a shorter. Didn't he won the first time? They've not. They haven't
fought. Oh I thought they fought once. No, No, they haven't
fought. Volcanowski. Get out of that fucking uh mountain, fucking triangles far
him. Um. I think it was uh no, no, no,
I think it was um. I think it was the Hawaiian. It was
a fucking hell. Yeah it was a Hawaiian. Yeah yeah, it was
Holloway. Yeah yeah, that's I'm fucking excited for this fight. This is
gonna be a fucking this play is care number one and the number two pound
for pound fighters, and I mean they are number one, number two in
UFC in pound for pound rankings, and it's not very often you get to
see those two uh clash. A lot of times ones in a different weight
class. A lot of times there's no chance or whatever fight. So UFC
always does a good job Fourth of July weekend putting together a UFC and Super
Bowl weekend putting together a UFC. Yeah. I mean, it's crazy that
they did this outside of because you remember they used to do like UFC's what
change the super Bowl was and then he's like, we're not doing that anymore.
But they should have done. They could have done in Vegas. To
do it outside is kind of crazy. Well, they also got that Hey
good luck. By the way, can I send a shout out to all
the ride share drivers in Phoenix right now, because you got the super Bowl
weekend, the NFL experience, and you got the Waste Management Golf tournament,
which is the biggest booze drinking one that there is. So you got fifty
five thousand people at this golf course in Phoenix, r big business. You
probably can't get a fucking uber. You're probably just completely fucked trying to get
a fucking ride somewhere and not Hey, don't drink a drive ridehair. I
go this fucking three hundred and fifty thousand people right now trying to get a
fucking ride. Share. The prostitutes thing is real too, dude. They
follow the PGA tour around the prostitutes, and you know they're wherever the super
Bowl is. Yeah, I'm just like, hey, but call they must
have a good name from cart girls. What are they call it? Guys?
Do you want to talk super Bowl real quick? Because I got a
cham Yeah. We probably as a super Bowl fucking Sunday this weekend. Um.
I'm so united for the super Bowl. I'm so excited for it.
I have too. I think it's gonna be a good game. Now to
re rehash, here's our predictions. Let's see if you guys want to still
stick to it. Here's what we predicted last week on the show. Sammy's
going thirty four twenty four Eagles. Are you still stick sticking with that?
Sam, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. Yeah, it could be
twenty seven twenty four Eagles or thirty four. You're on my block with twenty
seven twenty four, get out, Get off of that. What is twenty
seven twenty four Chiefs? Yeah? Yeah, I don't. I'm flipped.
I'm bidding a dollar, he think. I just think Philadelphia is the perfect
storm in that they got a quarterback it's hidden stride on his rookie contract,
and they just have a more balanced team, and that Kansas City's great.
I think their defense has played well. I just think the Philadelphia has a
better defense. I think Philadelphia has a better running game. So you're sticking
thirty four twenty four? Well, what you're sticking thirty four twenty four?
I'm gonna go twenty seven, twenty four, twenty seven twenty four Eagles.
Johnny's going twenty seven twenty four cheats. He's still sticking with that, Johnny?
Yeah, I think so. The only way I would The only thing
I could change is maybe like bumping the Chiefs up at like thirty, But
I don't see them scoring that many points going thirty one twenty four Eagles,
and I like the over in this game. I like Kelsey's scoring a touchdown
anytime, and I like Jalen Hurts with a rushing touchdown. These are my
props that I like. I like Pachenko over under receiving yards is nineteen.
I believe who's doing the national anthem? Jason, you know I'm looking it
up. I believe it's a country start. I believe it's two minutes an
eleven seconds. And here's my theory. If it's somebody, if it's an
R and B singer or just any R and B singer, take THEE over.
If it's a woman, take THEE over. If it's a man,
and if it's a country singer, take THEE under. It's Chris Stapleton doing
it. And then they got baby Face singing America the Beautiful, and then
that could be forty five minutes. He black, he could do anything he
wants. Yes, I feel, I feel to your soul. Yeah,
someone called Cheryl Lee Routh is singing lift every voice and sing oh is that
the black I think yeah, I think it might be the black national anthem?
Dude. If they played the Black national anthem during the Super Bowl.
You might lose people at the Super Bowl. You might have people going.
They haven't lost them yet. They probably did it last year. I'm sure
they did it two years ago. Are they playing the Black National Anthem during
the Super Bowl? Well, they're doing this song lift every Voice and singing.
Is that? What is the hold on? I'm trying to figure out
if that's the Black National anthem? What is the song? I would love
to see what that song would be. Yeah, that is it. That
is the Black National Anthem? Yeah, oh my god, they're playing that
fucking song now. I don't know if it's gonna be televised. I would
assume it is. Did the NFL. They're just gonna fuck around and find
out. Bro, Well, why don't they have three different They got baby
Faced doing America's Beautiful, They got Chris Stapleton doing the actual nash lanthem,
and then somebody some woman doing lift Every Voice and said, why three songs
from the eighteen ever you whatever they can do to get absolutely every fucking dime
from everybody looking at this fucking television for as long as they can. That's
why they're doing all of it. Oh wow, we gotta get the fucking
bike. They gotta get the black Nash anthem so they could see Pepsi commercials.
Well, what about the fucking American Indians. Well, let's get a
couple of fucking you know, let's see if watch the flag football game.
No, it was so stupid. I watched a bunch of that ship I
well, dude, I had a fucking terrible parlay. One. I bet
on the fucking egg the egg, cause who does that? I didn't know
the AFC was gonna win that. Then I had fucking I try to double
down on the fucking big balloon fight that they fucking had. Well, there
goes another thousand bucks. Well what do I do? I try to fucking
you know, I'm tasing my tail with these bets. I go over under
of zero field goals in the fucking flag football game. I took the over.
You think there's gonna be one field goal in the fields short turns out
there's no fucking field goals and flag football. So you should really do more
research before you play bet You really got to do more research, Jason before
you because I noticed that a lot of your mistakes when you're betting are related
to the rules. It seems like you do, haven't. I would recommend
you study the rule book in any event that I'm chasing the odds. I'm
chasing the odds, right. But you see the reason you're getting such good
odds on a lot of these events is that is because they're incredibly unlikely.
In fact, many of them that you betted on, that I've heard,
are impossible completely. If Favorite screwed, if Favorite screwball didn't, Disney's head
back onto his body and he says one word, I'm a billionaire, Well,
you have a better chance of winning that bet than you do the field
goal in the Pro Bowl flag football game. I will say, how's the
Russian and the bearer doing? They're very well, they're fucking pretty pissed,
Bro, they're looking for out of me. I told out of me and
gat Hey, buddy, somebody pulls up in a car and they ask you
to go for a car ride. And if they ask that you're mee,
say you're me. Just go along with them for the car ride. It's
part of a prank show that I'm working on. Respect Jason, what was
your what what was your score for the Super Bowl? Jason, I'm going
thirty one twenty four Eagles, and that will cover the over. I like
to over in this game, but I don't think it's gonna be um.
I don't think there's gonna be a low scoring game, but I don't think
it's gonna be fifty to thirty seven. I don't think it's gonna be an
NBA score, but I do think it's gonna be thirty one w NBA score.
Dude, Sam sent me. Sam sent me this some some podcasts,
their web series or something where they're covering the w NBA free agency off season
or yeah, the off season, and it was these sad Why did you
not send me this bro? This thing? It was so sad. It
was just this white guy completely cuted out and then this black shit will she
probably played basketball, And oh my god, I think twenty three people had
seen it. I don't know how how did you find that it had like
twenty three views? He probably shot you Dube is pushing it. Oh it's
so sad. I mean, have you seen that? Did you see it
out this week? Sam? Before you guy, just want to get your
opinion that they're there's this movement now saying that we should we should not have
gender different sports for different genders. We should have everybody just playing the same
sport, but by the left. Yeah, and guess what's gonna happen.
Women will never play sport again. Yeah, it's just over. Like the
notion that women actually believe that they're being kept out of the NBA is hilarious.
If they could find a woman that could score two points in the game
without getting annihilated at every time, they would ever need. Dude, Chris
Paul is one of the smallest players in there. He's six foot two hundred.
Do you know who also two o five two hundred two oh five Britney
Grinder. Grinder guy, that's a good Parnell named Britney Grinder. Yea,
by guys, you embarrassed him? Happy super Bowl Sammy, Oh you embarrass
you embarrassed him? Always find getting unders because when he gets so worked up,
you gotta fucking go. You can go two ways. When he gets
worked up. You can just let him go for the next fucking nine hours
and he keeps making the same point over and over again, or you can
just throw a little fucking diffeasing grenade right out of it. Okay, I
see super you're doing here? Go Yeah, I just suck his hand.
He said the same thing eleven times in a row. It's super Bowl.
We can never before we get into anything, can I talk about Lebron?
I go two hundred shows in a row. Of course you can. Bro.
Why would we break our fucking seven years streak of you talking about Lebron
for the first fifteen minutes of the Shower? Well, you know, I
started thinking about this recently when he bought those tickets. I think he's obsessed
with Lebron. That's an interesting theory. Yeah, but I mean you might
like every single episode. I think he might like Lebron. Secret I'm proded,
I'm provoked. It just this is my chance to talk it to get
on my Lebron thoughts, like he might be like obsessed with the burn,
like Stan and you know Eminem the music video you know, or the song
the Guy that killed Lennin? Oh yeah, Mark David Chapman, Yeah,
yeah, possibly, Uh, this could be Tripoli's fucking date line episode where
watching it unfold and then what if this, what if this would be in
the episode I was talking about. For sure, That's what I was gonna
say that the sky, what's up? Get my whatever open to that?
Bloody spoon. You know that'd be saying that shit like that. Yeah,
yeah, that guy is fine. But there's that mystery is that missing can
open it? You know, as you saying shit like that. So John
gets a couple of the prop bets that fucking uh that I'm digging on.
All right, we should talk about something real quick, Okay, So what
we're gonna start doing from now on is we're just gonna meet Jason and I.
You know, at the end, we're gonna keep talking and that's gonna
be on the Patreon only. So right now, we're gonna end the regular
show and then we're gonna continue with the Patreon version of the show if you
want to get the rest of Jason's props, and then we're gonna talk about
probably Extreme Sisters, and I want to talk about the last last of all
kinds of proceeds that I'm gonna try to get. I got Johnny, I
got hit up. Oh I talk about Hey, you coming into town soon,
and I was like, oh, I forgot about you. So we'll
talk about that a little bit, all right, and yeah Patreon as well.
Hey, everybody, enjoy your Super Bowl weekend, Enjoy your UFCS if
you're listening to this after after the weekend, I hope you made a bunch
of money and I hope you enjoyed your weekend and consider it sucked. What
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