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to the podcast Range Proof. We're
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Get Straight. Welcome everybody back to
the podcast. I'm Tom kat Ak

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Tom Thompson, also known as the
Raptility, and make sure to go check

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I'll be very mad at you.
We're gonna welcome back a man,

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the Man of the Hour, someone
I've missed dearly, and he was captured

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by the fay Folk. The fay
Folk. He was captured by the fay

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Folk, and he went into the
inner circles of the Faye realm for about

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a month. Technically the fans won't
know this, but we haven't recorded for

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about two months. But welcome back
ire Ireland. Irish Aaron. I was

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like trying to think of a name
and it never never pans out. I

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was just going to say thanks everybody
for calling the number on the missing posters

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and reunite me with my family.
How was the two months last in?

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I'm like, I'll go fast through. That's what it was like. How

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was the how was he got lost? Yeah, I guess that's true.

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No. I My my joke was
that you got captured by the faithfolk,

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that you traveled out into the woods
and you just stomped on a fairy mound

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for no apparent reason. You're just
like, you're like, you know,

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f these fairies. Sorry for everybody. We're trying to keep the ten minute

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ten to fifteen minute thing before to
not swear because of YouTube censorship and authoritarianess.

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So but you know, I just
feel like, you know, you're

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stomping on those hills without acknowledging it, you know, maybe being drunk like

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the Irish as we are, and
then the faithfolk captured you. The leprechauns

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and the fairies brought you down into
the realm of the unseen. It's like

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I kind of picture more so like
that movie Shrooms. Have you ever seen

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that? No? And it's funny. I always see that poster, right,

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I always see that movie, and
I feel like recently I saw it

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and I was like, ah,
that needs to be like a commentary and

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then a review after for the show
because I've never seen it, so it

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would be very interesting to get my
take considering I take it. I know

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it's been the longest I've been without
them in two years. I still have

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them, but like so because of
the wedding and all the stuff that was

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going on. Uh, it's been
so. I took them when we went

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away for our mini moon and then
yeah, it's been about three weeks now,

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and I was gonna do them today, but then I was like,

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no, we need to record because
Aaron got released by the faithfolks, so

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we need to start start bump pumping
these out again on both sides of our

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shows. But it's been a while
and I like need it. I'm like

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craving it because to me, it
gives me a massive break. It's crazy

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because it like what it does to
your mind, like you know, your

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neurons are firing off a million miles
of a second. But it I don't

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look at my phone when I'm when
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like I just am just chilling and
I have one more thought of my own

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thoughts watching movies or whatever, right
and music videos. But it legitimately gives

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me like a break from reality,
which nowadays is like a welcome tree.

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I think, yeah, hundred,
I don't have to worry about them pushing

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World War three on us and you
know all that fun jazz. That would

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be a really good commentary though,
I think because there's a lot of titans

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there in a movie is set in
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I didn't know that it's about rooms. Yeah, that's where they are during

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the Irish woods. Oh man,
I couldn't imagine tripping balls and then going

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out into the forest and like you
think you see something. Because like whatever

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people want to believe, I do
believe that elementals could exist, these creatures

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that maybe take care of nature or
exist on a different frequency. Like there's

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been times where I've been on mushrooms
where I swear someone's standing behind me and

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I very soon on class forecasts will
be diving into American Werewolf in London,

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one of my favorite films of all
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next month or two, and uh, because we got a lot of

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other stuff that we're gonna pump out. It's gonna be a lot of fun.

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But when I watched that, when
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some of the strongest mushrooms I've ever
taken, and it felt like I was

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like surrounded by like a dome.
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like it felt like someone was standing
behind me, like looking over me,

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almost like when a teachers like reading
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doing. Like it was right.
And then Chelsea was like what And I

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was like, I don't know,
I just feel like someone's like standing behind

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me. And She's like, that's
weird, and I'm like, I don't

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know. I feel like I'm tapping
into something or is it like the idea

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that I'm tapping into some of these
elemental creatures because you're connecting with fun Guy,

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which is connected to all nature technically. See, I don't know,

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you're not selling me now when you're
saying like shit about people looking over your

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shoulders and stuff and like that.
It's not you don't perceive it as scary

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though. There's no fear. That's
why I like when I when I used

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to say, like when we did
our Soldiers on Drugs episode, which is

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now on Patreon. That's why I
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stuff on there that people don't realize, like, uh, there's a couple

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episodes that you only get on the
Patreon. There's lost tapes, episodes with

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your older stuff and me Billy and
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show, just got completely drunk and
talk about Soldiers on Drugs and I was

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like, how are they doing mushrooms
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the Zulu nation and stuff like that. And I kind of the more I

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do, I kind of get it
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no fear. You don't really fear
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in some way. But it's not. It's never nothing that's crazy. That

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one time I think I told you
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that, uh, I was watching
James Brown. I was watching James Brown.

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I was like, that guy's a
reptile. And then my TV shut

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off and it was like and there's
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And then I was like, what
the fuck man? And I went upstairs

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and I said to just it's like
something weird just happened. I was like,

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the whole like TV shut off and
there was playing audio, and then

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when I turned the TV back on, everything was frozen, and I was

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like, don't do this to me
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I was just like, whoa,
don't do that. You know.

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That's like that like rip in like
reality or whatever, or like dissimulation stops

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for a second. I think there's
things all around us right Like I've been

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trying to get through David Ike's bok
The Chidren of the Matrix. It's thick,

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while I'm reading Howard Zinn's book at
the same time about history, so

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I'm kind of getting like a kind
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very physical read where it's about the
physical reality and what has gone on in

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our history and then like a very
like you know, out there point of

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view of the world. Uh.
And it's been interesting because it's a lot

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of good information, And what I
realized that what David I definitely does is

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back up a lot of this stuff. He says, he just constant backing

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up of like this is where I
found this, this is why this is

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accurate. But wild man, and
it's been it's been a while since me

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and Aaron I've seen each other.
That was the That was the faith folk.

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Did you get to because did you
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their elastic vaginas? If anybody's seen
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just picture it like that towards the
end with the dude and all the

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everyone's but everybody's tidy except for you. I beout you felt big. Oh

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yeah, read so funny because like
there's so much stuff that we're we're talking

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about doing crossovers and stuff like that, Like Midsommar has to come in the

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summertime. Uh, but there's definitely
gonna be big deep dives into certain things

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near the summertime next year. But
we got a lot, a lot to

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talk about, a lot of stuff
going on, So let's get into this

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episode. This originally was supposed to
be kind of around the Halloween time,

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but you know, every day is
Halloween for me. I'm you know,

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I constantly am reading into the spooky
and strange all the time, so that

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that holiday you call it's not really
a holiday, but we should have it

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should be a day off for Halloween. Yeah, you know, but if

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we have a holiday for like Labor
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you know, for Jesus fake birthday, come on, let's let's say,

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do you know what's even weird or
know about Ireland like you guys,

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they'll actually make a little bit of
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Labor Day or I don't know what, there's like ones in the state.

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It's like fucking I don't know,
Columbus Day or something over here. We

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just do. It's really funny.
They just call it like a bank holiday,

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so it's like the Monday is like
a day off work, so it

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makes it like a long weekend,
and they don't refer to it as anything.

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So it's just like, oh,
yeah, it's the August bank holiday.

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Weird like we always have to have
like oh no, it just is.

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It's just a bank holiday for like
no reason. That's funny. And

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then then you have these leftist especially
with Columbus Day. It's like, let's

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call it Jennicide Day because like,
uh, Columbus is a horrible piece of

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garbage. I saw. I never
showed this anymore. But I'm drinking Some's

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got me this pack of like like
I p a beers. I like,

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I pas, I don't really care. Uh, And I the one I

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got me and Billy recorded harp and
I was like so. And then I

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was like I was drinking scotch on
that one because I was like, I

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gotta have some scotch for a conspiracy
episode. And I proceeded to drink a

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bunch of like I pas, and
I woke up the next morning and didn't

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didn't realize that I only drank half
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one then put it down and I
grabbed another one and uh. And then

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I was like, I had this
memory of like me singing all the fucking

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rocky horror picture so songs and I
was like, I said, child say.

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I was like, do we watch
rock here a picture show? And

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then she was like I don't really
remember because she was also drunk, and

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I was like, we must have. I think I have a distinct memory

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of me like standing up and like
singing and shit. Because like as much

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as like that movie is progressive,
I still love it for what it is.

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It's not trying to be anything else
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But like I definitely remember singing like
the sort of Democles or whatever, and

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like just being like wasted. And
then I realized that we definitely watched that

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movie, and I was like obliterated. I think I'm gonna go see that

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life. Actually in January. I've
seen it twice live, No once or

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twice. I definitely saw them.
My dad. That shit was so funny,

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dude, I think we're past a
ten minute mark, but it was

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hilarious because I didn't realize that they
had people in the audience yelling out stuff

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on purpose, right, So like
I was high out of my tree,

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like I just moved a whole joint
to myself outside and we went in.

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And then when I started yelling like
Jane, it sucks cock and shit,

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I was like whoa, And I
was like laughing my ass off. I

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was like this is sweet, man, So hell actually, neddie, you

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mentioned year and whatever since I've been
away in the States, and maybe this

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is eight point four percent Jesus Christ
psychotic and this one is this one is

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as strong. I don't know what
That's all you need to know. Yeah,

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weird doesn't even tell you the can
for for anybody who's listening audio only

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the can. Yeah, the can
is enough on that one. The colors

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makes me think it's like toxic waste. But yeah, since I've been in

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the States, it like reignited my
love for alcohol. So like I've had

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like moves all the time. Yeah, Like I like I was on the

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move's diet and I was just like, I don't have a real like love

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hate relationship with alcohol because it's brought
me a lot of pain and me to

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be a terrible, terrible person at
the times because I would just lose control.

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So like I've always, like the
last good few years, I've been

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like always on the it's about like
enjoying myself and then crossing over that line

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again moderation man. Yeah, But
and I think a lot of it as

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well has to do it. Like
I've been drinking a lot of beer,

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which I know I can hear everybody
saying right now old beer is so bad,

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fear, But like I've been getting
such a good like fun happy buzz

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yeah, and like it's it's kind
of gotten a bit dangerous because it's it's

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gotten to the stage where like nearly
every day and like hmmm, I'd like

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a beer, see and that's where
you got to watch it. And even

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with me, right, Like I've
tried to cut it out during the week,

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mostly because like I'm actually legitimately trying
to get healthier and lose weight.

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I take a bunch of supplements,
mostly like mushroom stuff, and make sure

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I take my vitamins, like I
think that's important. I take like iodine,

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which most people don't take all the
time, and it like they can

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really help your health in numerous ways. So I actively look for supplements,

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like I've been collecting all these books. We will get into the top of

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people. This is what we do. We shoot the shit for a Me

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and Aaron haven't seen each other in
a while, so you're gonna hear a

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little bit of answer. But I
got this like old medicine book that's from

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like the sixties, looks beaten up
and it's cool because it's like all natural

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medicine stuff because you want to look
before certain times where it's been manipulated by

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big farm or whatever. Right,
and uh, but the binge drinking is

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my problem, Like that night where
I I Billy comes to record, we

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drink a bit, he drives home, he only has it, we only

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have a couple on the show or
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or I smoke my like weed pen
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where to cut that off. As
soon as you're like down that line and

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Chelsea doesn't like stop me because it'll
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like fuck off kind of shit,
right, But it is to me,

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I have to have that limit of
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that, not ten drinks, because
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day, because I like it happens
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I'm like or if I mix stuff, if I stick to like Scotch or

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something, you'd be surprised where I
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vodka, if I drink vodka night, I'll probably be like not bad as

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long as I'm not taking shots.
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of mixing or taking shots, which
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I could get a little a little
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up the next day and I'm not
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like, I feel finally back to
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And that's my problem. I want
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I have a kid, it's gonna
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doing shit like that. You're gonna
have any fun. I know, I

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know I've said I'm still gonna be
doing mushrooms, but I'll look at the

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baby, like, WHOA, You're
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gonna have to give up smoking weed, You're gonna have to give up You're

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gonna have to give up fun.
You're gonna have to give up podcasts.

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when we were in the States for
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went from like drinking moves all the
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collect this person here, bring this
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of in that mode and then to
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obviously you know taking ubers ever so
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and like drinking from like you know, like ten am, drinking beers in

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the hotel room, going to Universal
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to Halloween High Knights drinking tequila,
drinking cocktails, drinking beer, and like

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wasn't and like I was like drunk, but at no point it was like

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it was weird. Like at no
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on the Halloween special or live show
or whatever it was, which is or

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anywhere else like that. I've ever
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And like is a difference you chugged? You chugged, Jack Daniels, There's

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a big difference, dude. And
why but even like we went to see

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World for their like Halloween things,
why did you do that? Man?

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That was probably I don't care who
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best night I think we had while
we were away. Did you bring the

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kid? No, it was just
the two of us. Why don't you

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come to Canada? We can double
date? I swear to God right,

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the Key to Happiness if you have
kids is to leave them at home?

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I know, come come to uh, I asked before we started recording everybody

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just to call Tom out. I've
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out when he gets his vacation time, man, so I can come to

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Canada. I know, I know, I've been I've been hooked on a

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very Canadian show. Right now,
before we get into a game, have

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you ever seen Kenny Versus Penny?
No, dude, I need some reason

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though that sounds so Canadian. You
have to watch. I'm gonna send you

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so it's all free on YouTube.
Before k like it's it's a show where

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two best friends compete against each other
and the one always cheats. You're gonna

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laugh your ass off because these dudes
are like, it's so funny because one

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is so like just pushes the other
dude too far. Like they do stuff

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like who can keep a shit in
their pants the longest? Uh? The

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one is who can keep an octopus
on their head the longest? But then

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the one guy, Kenny, doses
Spenny with acid to make him think that

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the ink from the octopus is like
causing him to hallucinate, and he keeps

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it on the entire time while he's
tripping balls. Dude. Why of the

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greatest shows to ever exist in Canadian
history in my opinion, and we are

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watching the had An episode. We're
gonna bring it full circle soon, but

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like an episode Who Can be the
Biggest Idiot? It was originally who Could

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be the Biggest retodd uh, And
they like they didn't even let them air

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it and stuff like that, and
I was like always watched the episode because

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I had all the DVDs and they
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now we even watching the commentaries of
Kenny specifically, and one of the producers

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talk about it, and it's crazy
what they were allowed to get away with.

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And nowadays it's like everything's like it
hurt my feelings, you know,

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I was just thinking that you you
mentioned the second way you have a weed

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pen, right, Yeah, that's
not one of those disposable ones, is

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no. This one. This has
been by far my favorite train so far.

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It's a peach one, but it's
like actually a sativa. There's many

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ones that gets you like ripped,
but like this is actually something that keeps

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me awake and doesn't get me too
messed up. You know. We went

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into I can't remember the name of
it was fuck it no, but it

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was like an oxygen bar, right, and I had seen it and I

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was so fatigued after a couple of
days and I was like, Jesus Christ,

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I can't take this anymore. I
feel like I'm about to die all

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the time. Just smaller walk in
the heat jet like. So we go

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in and like I'm asking to do
and of course maybe and me the usual,

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like I can't just go in somewhere, ask a question and leave it.

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I have to go all in.
So like the next thing, I

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know, I'm lying in this like
aqua massage machine, and like he's given

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me the whole thing, and he's
like, yeah, write out then,

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like I'm sitting at the bar and
he has like the ship up my nostrils

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and like around the back of my
head. I've never been to one of

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those. Turn on all these things. He's like, do you want to

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fit him in B twelve. I
was like, give me it all,

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give me everything. So he's like
turned everything on now, I will say,

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right, I felt maybe it was
just like placebo, but I was

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like, whoa, I feel amazing. He's like incredible. Man. I

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said something about like I was like, oh, I thought I thought smoking

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weed was legal in in Florida,
and he's like no, no, and

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then he busts out all these like
weed pens now, so then he has

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me with those as well, and
I'm like we were literally like I would

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say, after probably about four or
five hours, I just turned to the

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side and like my guard was like
you said, we were coming in here

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for like ten minutes. It's crazy
the entire day and I'm sitting there going

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like, whoa, I'm having so
much fun. This is the best day

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ever. See, that's what it
was like. In Toronto, they had

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vape lounges somehow they were like legal
where you can go to Toronto and you

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can go like rent a bond one
of the best. It's gross because they

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clean them, but it's it's disgusting
now in retrospect. But the best bong

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I've ever hit was called a roar
bong and they had it and it was

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like the smoothest clean it Like it
was like such a clean hit and you

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just get ripped and then you walk
around Toronto and they were able to do

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it before it was like legalized or
whatever. Down that's legal. I don't

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know what they're spraying on it and
stuff. It scares the shit at me.

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But like it's such a difference.
Now, like did you see that

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video post of the vaporizer I got, you can drink the smoke. And

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then I did it with my buddy
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fuck, gave us a bunch of
weed for our wedding stuff. He grew.

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He calls it the uh oh.
And then on the Halloween and now

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on the Halloween special, Billy,
I went to take a pee and then

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Billy took over the show, and
I was like, all right, and

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then I sat down and smoked that
shit, and I was like out of

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my tree, like I was like
on the ground, like just I came,

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like I was so high and I
couldn't even like focus on what Billy

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was saying. And then he kept
messing up, and I was like,

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I told you, man, you
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you better fulfill your duty. So
that's why that dude calls it the oh

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Yeah. He's like, uh oh, it will fuck you up. So

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welcome everybody, you know, this
is uh we. I want to do

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a little bit of banter because we
haven't talked to Aaron in a while.

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He's been doing some fun stuff and
like, at some point soon we probably

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will do a big fun Patreon like
special where we could we'll just shoot the

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shiar for like an hour and really
get into nitty gritty, uncensored thoughts about

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stuff in the world and what you've
been up to. I want to hear

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more about your trip because it sounds
like a lot of fun. But you

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know, most of us, you
know, we we know about basically two

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ways of saying goodbye to the dead
now, cremation and burial. Out of

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those two, just add a question
before I asked you at the end what

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you would pick. What would you
pick out of cremation or burial at this

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point in your life. I had
always said burial, Yeah, but I

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don't know. The older I'm getting, I'm like, you know, what,

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fucking I'm dead, just creaming at
me. And then yeah, I'm

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the same way. But I want
to go out Viking style, put me

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out of my misery. I want
my body to be on a boat.

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It's fight. Chelsea told that to
her dad, but I was like,

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I just want to be pushed out
in the fucking And then you fire like

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arrows at me and to see who
fucking hits it. This is like lightly

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on fire. I a Viking town, so this time was founded by Vikings.

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Really so they raped and pillaged and
then burnt our entire town to the

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ground and took it over. So
yeah, predictable, right, pretty cool

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white people man, So uh,
we will dig a little deeper. Uh,

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though, you may be surprised to
know about some strange and creative,

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straight up strange ass funerals that different
culture cultures around the world practice, from

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offering their bodies to vultures to beating
the corpse to a pulp. There's some

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crazy ways to dispose of a dead
body. This might get me hate a

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little bit, but you know who
Uh do you know what country in quotations

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has the biggest skin bank? Nope, it like where they like they take

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people's skin. Can you guess?
I've never even heard of the skin bank,

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so you know how like they have
Like you know, people want organs

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and stuff like that. People also
need skin for grass, skin grafts and

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all sorts of stuff. Can you
can you? And also other things and

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when you understand what I'm talking about, can you guess it's not the obvious

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sentence to state it's is it no? The u K Israel And when you

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think about what chopping chop chop chop, you know what they do the foreskin

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so gross, but there is a
foreskin cream, so it's not out of

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the ordinary. They promoted on Ellen
that monster of a Jeffrey Epsteed island chick.

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But like, yeah, according to
this documentary, I was like looking

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at and they they they use it, and mostly without people's knowledge, and

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specifically with soldiers too. Once they're
dead, they actually like skin them and

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take their skin to be used for
like graphs or whatever else is they're being

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used for, because people need human
body parts to survive in people. I

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think if I needed skin graphs or
anything like that or in any of those

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situations, the last place I would
want to be getting something like that is

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fucking Israel. I know, one
hundred percent. Well, just just way

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because we have some stuff to talk
about eventually that will not be specifically on

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YouTube, but you'll see a bit
of it. I have a lot of

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ideas for the show, and like
I've said, I know I don't trust

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either side of what's going on in
the world. I never will. I

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never have, and I don't trust
the main media when they're telling us.

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But you know, the right wingers
are going a little crazy, and then

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the left wingers are going a little
crazy, and everyone's a little fucking crazy.

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Right now, Calm your shit and
realize who's orchestrating everything around the world.

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You know, I always say that, Imagine, imagine these huge protests,

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thousands of people, if they realize
they're all wanting the same thing.

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Everyone wants peace, love, respect, and to like you know, live

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own a house and have children and
you know, live their life out and

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in peace and happiness. It could
change the world if people realize how much

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the power is in our hands,
if we would just come together and hold

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hands. It's not like commercial all
like black, white, and indigenous people

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like holding hands across the world,
hands across the America. But do you

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know what it is? Right Like
we're led to believe that like where the

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minor reaity? So for example,
like the two of us, are you

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know, hearty something you're old white
guys. Whether we're from different parts of

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the world is kind of irrelevant with
a similar top pattern, So like where

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that minority And it's like Okay,
it's this minority and that minority, but

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we're actually the majority, just people, just the general population, Like there

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is only one race, the human
race. You know, very true.

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It is kind of wild when you
readly think about. It's actually quite frustrating

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that we can't just go, you
know, actually, fuck this, let's

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just do something about it. It's
it's there's brainwashing and conditioning. I was

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gonna, let's just get into this. I want to say one thing.

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There is a video of a lady
and she's like her eyes bulging out of

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00:27:30.680 --> 00:27:36.279
her fucking head, and she's like
claiming that she's she's had inflammation and all

407
00:27:36.319 --> 00:27:38.960
these strokes and and stuff like that, and then her and everyone in the

408
00:27:40.000 --> 00:27:42.839
comments are blaming on COVID, and
I was like, no, no,

409
00:27:44.240 --> 00:27:45.319
I'm gonna do a video on it
because I saved it because I'm like,

410
00:27:45.359 --> 00:27:48.559
I want to respond to this.
No, it's probably the shit that you

411
00:27:48.599 --> 00:27:53.839
injected into yourself, a medical experiment
that was forced upon the public. But

412
00:27:53.960 --> 00:27:57.440
like the comments and the people that
are like, oh, I'm so sorry,

413
00:27:57.440 --> 00:28:00.759
COVID's been tough. Dada, what
are you talking about? Man?

414
00:28:02.039 --> 00:28:03.920
What are you talking about? I
don't even know if I caught COVID.

415
00:28:04.200 --> 00:28:07.519
I don't even know if it even
exists the way they think it does,

416
00:28:07.640 --> 00:28:11.440
or if it's just some sort of
flu virus. I got sick as far

417
00:28:11.480 --> 00:28:15.200
as my knowledge, around Christmas for
about a week and it was the sickest

418
00:28:15.240 --> 00:28:17.440
I've been for a while, where
it was just like a real flu.

419
00:28:17.440 --> 00:28:18.880
Look. I felt like I was
a kid where I was like, ah,

420
00:28:18.960 --> 00:28:22.000
this sucks. My definitely knows and
I have a fever. Ah.

421
00:28:22.079 --> 00:28:25.519
But I survived and I was fine
and I didn't get tested or anything.

422
00:28:26.200 --> 00:28:30.599
And these people that are so polarized
to focus on like this is what did

423
00:28:30.599 --> 00:28:34.200
this to me? What's so weird? Man? Viruses existed forever, dude,

424
00:28:34.359 --> 00:28:37.880
That's yeah, that's the weird thing. It's like, you don't have

425
00:28:37.960 --> 00:28:41.680
COVID unless you test for COVID.
Yeah, so strange. So it's like

426
00:28:41.839 --> 00:28:44.720
it's a really bizarre thing. Actually, I know we're getting into this now.

427
00:28:44.759 --> 00:28:48.920
Are we going to talk about do
you I don't know like what you

428
00:28:48.960 --> 00:28:51.599
have done in your notes, but
have you got down, like I guess

429
00:28:51.640 --> 00:28:56.480
your traditional idea of like a Canadian
burial or funeral. Oh no, we

430
00:28:56.519 --> 00:29:00.400
know what we do, right,
We put our we build like a big

431
00:29:00.559 --> 00:29:03.279
like you know, a big you
know, a big thing is sticks,

432
00:29:03.359 --> 00:29:07.599
right, it's a bunch of sticks, right, you get you get it.

433
00:29:07.680 --> 00:29:10.920
You get a bunch of sticks.
They bring it up right, and

434
00:29:10.920 --> 00:29:14.079
then you put it yourself into like
you kind of build like a damn right

435
00:29:14.480 --> 00:29:15.720
on the river and then you put
your body on there, and then the

436
00:29:15.720 --> 00:29:22.799
beavers come in. They're like they'll
eat your body. You ad you have

437
00:29:22.920 --> 00:29:27.119
to poor maple syrup. You have
to the pour male syrup all over your

438
00:29:27.119 --> 00:29:30.960
body. And the beavers come in
and then the blue jays just kind of

439
00:29:30.960 --> 00:29:34.319
peck out your eyes. That's a
second there where I was like, wait

440
00:29:34.359 --> 00:29:38.160
a second, is he actually telling
me something? We just do the basic

441
00:29:38.240 --> 00:29:41.480
bullshit, but really, like,
if you're gonna go full out Canadian,

442
00:29:41.720 --> 00:29:45.720
it'd be like hockey players beat the
living ship out of your corpse until you

443
00:29:45.759 --> 00:29:48.119
can put sticks on top of it, and then the beavers come in and

444
00:29:48.119 --> 00:29:53.400
eat your corpse. But I'm actually
being like genuine so like, what's a

445
00:29:53.880 --> 00:29:59.279
like a really quick breakdown? I
guess typically, okay, so go forbid

446
00:29:59.359 --> 00:30:03.880
somebody and your family dies tomorrow.
What's the process we throw them off a

447
00:30:03.880 --> 00:30:10.920
cliff? I'm just kidding. Uh. We Mostly it is either the same

448
00:30:10.960 --> 00:30:12.920
old, same old as the States
and a lot of other places in the

449
00:30:12.960 --> 00:30:18.640
world where it's either like an open
coffin or closed coffin. And then people

450
00:30:18.680 --> 00:30:22.240
come in and then you have the
family lined up, and then they're like,

451
00:30:22.279 --> 00:30:25.279
you know, like sorry for your
loss. This is awkward, you

452
00:30:25.319 --> 00:30:30.519
know, as you go through and
considering the dude next door just died,

453
00:30:30.559 --> 00:30:33.599
it was kind of the same thing. He got cremated. But I've also

454
00:30:33.720 --> 00:30:41.960
Chelsea's grandmother, which most of my
family got creamate, but Chelsea's grandmother was

455
00:30:41.960 --> 00:30:45.799
was an open casket and it was
like she'll get a wax statue which didn't

456
00:30:45.799 --> 00:30:51.079
even look like her. It's freaky
looking. And then you go by and

457
00:30:51.119 --> 00:30:53.200
you're like, you know, you
say your condolences and stuff like that.

458
00:30:55.519 --> 00:30:57.200
I was gonna say the victims,
but I was like everyone was a victim,

459
00:30:57.279 --> 00:31:02.480
Dad, the family members of the
deceased, uh you know, and

460
00:31:02.519 --> 00:31:06.319
then it's basically like that where and
then you just like the one I was

461
00:31:06.359 --> 00:31:10.160
just at, they like did some
these two people did some weird church like

462
00:31:10.440 --> 00:31:17.000
the song and it was so weird. It was like, oh Jesus and

463
00:31:17.160 --> 00:31:18.559
just like singing and stuff, and
everyone's just like, you know, tearing

464
00:31:18.680 --> 00:31:22.839
up, crying or whatever, more
or less like that, or you like,

465
00:31:22.880 --> 00:31:26.480
there's been I've been to funerals for
people that have a drink and like

466
00:31:26.519 --> 00:31:29.519
what I die. What I would
like is, you know, I want

467
00:31:29.519 --> 00:31:32.720
to be thrown out of a plane
and a Superman costume, so then people

468
00:31:32.759 --> 00:31:36.039
will be like, oh shit,
fat Superman just fucking forgot how to fly.

469
00:31:36.400 --> 00:31:38.599
That's what a joke as a teenager. But like, I just want

470
00:31:38.599 --> 00:31:41.880
people to drink and celebrate, right. Everyone thinks it's weird when people like

471
00:31:41.960 --> 00:31:45.240
laugh at funerals or like look it
over at you and be like, why

472
00:31:45.279 --> 00:31:48.799
you laughing. It's like I want
my life celebrated for what I've done.

473
00:31:48.880 --> 00:31:52.839
And hopefully now with all this stuff, my kids, kids, kids can

474
00:31:52.920 --> 00:31:56.960
listen to me talk and I'm putting
it all on one terabyte drive, all

475
00:31:57.039 --> 00:32:00.920
the episodes and eventually I have another
one that's gonna do for the video aspect

476
00:32:00.200 --> 00:32:04.599
and my uh you know, kids, kids, kids can hear me.

477
00:32:06.720 --> 00:32:10.960
Yea from the past. So we've
talked about the Irish traditions, at least

478
00:32:10.960 --> 00:32:14.880
some of them are people like drink
and toast and toast whiskey or whatever.

479
00:32:15.039 --> 00:32:19.759
But I definitely know there's that one
where the guy's the speaker in his coffin

480
00:32:19.799 --> 00:32:24.359
where it's supposed to be that comedy. Yeah, that's an Irish traveler.

481
00:32:24.480 --> 00:32:29.119
That's what that was, where he's
going like, hello, that's so funny

482
00:32:29.119 --> 00:32:31.400
because we're watching the Challenge. It's
a it's a guilty pleasure of mine.

483
00:32:31.680 --> 00:32:36.720
It's a show that's reality, but
they you know, they battle against each

484
00:32:36.759 --> 00:32:38.839
other. It's one of the best
challenge shows to exist. And one of

485
00:32:38.839 --> 00:32:43.319
these like gay dudes that are on
it, he's he was an Irish.

486
00:32:43.440 --> 00:32:45.720
He kept saying I'm Irish gypsy.
And I was like, that motherfucker is

487
00:32:45.759 --> 00:32:50.039
a traveler. And then Chelsea's like
what And I was like a traveler,

488
00:32:50.039 --> 00:32:52.079
like it's a good same thing as
a gypsy or whatever, and he says

489
00:32:52.079 --> 00:32:54.039
he's a traveler like that gypsy technically, and I was like me and Air

490
00:32:54.119 --> 00:32:58.640
did a whole episode about that that's
on Patreon right now. I would refer

491
00:32:58.759 --> 00:33:00.200
to them like I was telling you. I worked on that Haunt in a

492
00:33:00.240 --> 00:33:07.240
place not far from here recently,
and on the final night, the Saturday

493
00:33:07.279 --> 00:33:12.559
before Halloween, the Busiest Night came
out so many tickets sold and everything,

494
00:33:12.640 --> 00:33:17.039
and the fucking Tinkers ruined it.
It's if you just like dismissed a beat,

495
00:33:17.119 --> 00:33:22.359
it could sound way worse. The
sixty between sixty and eighty Tinkers show

496
00:33:22.440 --> 00:33:27.519
no way really and like basically just
ruined the entire event. I was dressed

497
00:33:27.599 --> 00:33:30.400
up actually that night because they were
short of people, so I had dressed

498
00:33:30.480 --> 00:33:35.279
up. Actually I need to I'll
try and find a photograph. We'll do

499
00:33:35.319 --> 00:33:40.039
a Patriot episode the bloody face mask
from American Harbor story. And I actually

500
00:33:40.119 --> 00:33:44.160
I had a chainsaw, like an
actual chainsaw, and they tried to steal

501
00:33:44.200 --> 00:33:49.200
it from me in the middle of
like the like restaurant area, so like

502
00:33:49.240 --> 00:33:52.079
I had to go and like lock
everything away and get changed and basically do

503
00:33:52.200 --> 00:33:57.480
security for night because they just ruined
the entire event. Of course they did.

504
00:33:57.759 --> 00:34:01.039
They don't know how to behave because
they've never been behaved animals. No,

505
00:34:01.119 --> 00:34:06.240
it was just the reason I asked
about traditional funerals was because and I

506
00:34:06.279 --> 00:34:07.599
wasn't sure. I wanted to see
if you would say it, like over

507
00:34:07.639 --> 00:34:12.159
here we have that like you mentioned
open casket and stuff. We call it

508
00:34:12.199 --> 00:34:15.599
awake. Yeah, we like the
same thing. Yeah, like the word

509
00:34:15.679 --> 00:34:22.079
the body would come to the house
in the Cascas. Yeah, like it

510
00:34:22.119 --> 00:34:27.400
could be here. Yeah, Like
it all depends on I guess the family

511
00:34:27.440 --> 00:34:30.719
and stuff, like the body could
be left there for like a week,

512
00:34:30.880 --> 00:34:34.440
three days a week. It all
depends on the family, and like the

513
00:34:34.480 --> 00:34:37.360
family just sit there and kind of
look at it, and people just come

514
00:34:37.400 --> 00:34:45.000
in and nice, he's dead.
Cool version of that person. So fucked

515
00:34:45.079 --> 00:34:49.039
up? See everything, especially after
I've had like a very strong beer and

516
00:34:49.039 --> 00:34:52.440
I have another one again about to
be on the go. Is There's so

517
00:34:52.480 --> 00:34:54.199
many things that like I think about
when it comes to my show and your

518
00:34:54.239 --> 00:34:57.800
show that I want to do.
House of Wax has to be done for

519
00:34:57.880 --> 00:35:02.360
a deep dive. I love movie
as much as like so good, so

520
00:35:02.480 --> 00:35:07.239
good for what it is and for
fucking Paris Hilt being in great movie.

521
00:35:07.360 --> 00:35:13.599
All right, so let's get into
this. Also, there were I see

522
00:35:13.599 --> 00:35:16.000
it. There was Oh no,
what I want to do? And sorry

523
00:35:16.000 --> 00:35:20.079
people, you're getting we haven't seen
each other in so fucking long. Uh.

524
00:35:20.199 --> 00:35:23.360
The Vincent Mask got's sick. It's
such a it's such a good slasher

525
00:35:23.400 --> 00:35:27.039
film for what it is. You
know, what I want to do,

526
00:35:27.679 --> 00:35:30.519
which I think we need to do, which would be an awesome episode.

527
00:35:30.679 --> 00:35:37.519
It's technically not really horror A Clockwork
Orange. Oh yeah, dude, would

528
00:35:37.559 --> 00:35:40.079
be such a good deep dive.
There's so much information about that movie and

529
00:35:40.119 --> 00:35:45.239
the way they push the boundaries.
It's we need to dress up in the

530
00:35:45.599 --> 00:35:49.639
weird dude. When I went my
last Halloween, dude, actually not my

531
00:35:49.719 --> 00:35:52.840
technical last. I did go out
when I was sixteen and we my friend

532
00:35:52.880 --> 00:35:54.719
tried to attempt to get candy,
and we did, but most people were

533
00:35:54.719 --> 00:35:58.920
like, I can actually no,
so that's another lie. It's another lie.

534
00:35:59.000 --> 00:36:00.880
Me and Chelsea did go out when
I was eighteen, and the guy

535
00:36:00.960 --> 00:36:04.039
was like, I can sue your
scruff because I had a beard and I

536
00:36:04.039 --> 00:36:06.400
was wearing a mask but he could
see my beard through it. And I

537
00:36:06.440 --> 00:36:07.159
was like, man, I'm just
trying to get some weird drunk. And

538
00:36:07.159 --> 00:36:10.599
we just went around like the neighborhood
where I lived, and I was like,

539
00:36:10.639 --> 00:36:14.599
man, I can get some free
fucking candy and uh, even though

540
00:36:14.599 --> 00:36:19.280
we could probably buy our own,
but I dressed up like Alex from Klock

541
00:36:19.320 --> 00:36:22.599
of Orange. I was about thirteen, and I went with all these kids

542
00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:24.880
that just wanted to get high and
didn't actually want to participate in Halloween,

543
00:36:24.880 --> 00:36:28.199
where I was like, I dressed
up and they all laughed at me,

544
00:36:28.360 --> 00:36:30.639
like what the fuck are you wearing
because they obviously never saw the movie.

545
00:36:30.119 --> 00:36:31.960
And I was like, you know, I hung out with these kids because

546
00:36:31.960 --> 00:36:36.360
they gave me free weed, and
I was I did a good like full

547
00:36:36.480 --> 00:36:39.559
on the whole costume, and uh, I didn't really get to use it.

548
00:36:40.280 --> 00:36:43.480
And then some girl that didn't like
me chase me down, tried to

549
00:36:43.480 --> 00:36:46.480
like kick me in the nutsuse other
jock on and I wasn't fun. So

550
00:36:46.559 --> 00:36:51.400
we definitely need to do that them. So fun Man one of my favorite

551
00:36:51.400 --> 00:36:53.400
films, even though it's kind of
Raype It's fucked dude. Actually that she

552
00:36:53.480 --> 00:36:57.440
when I was fucking thirteen. Man, Yeah, I remember being ready afraid

553
00:36:57.480 --> 00:37:00.000
of that. It was really young. So that's getting this. So in

554
00:37:00.199 --> 00:37:07.480
the Miami region of Papua New Guinea, they're these red corpses hang from a

555
00:37:07.519 --> 00:37:13.159
cliff. Is a death ritual that
preserves the body. Uh. The locals

556
00:37:13.159 --> 00:37:15.480
smoke them and string them up and
hang them on the face cliff. This

557
00:37:15.599 --> 00:37:22.119
is the ways the body can look
down and protect the village. That crazy

558
00:37:23.000 --> 00:37:27.519
I did think I had thought,
I thought an image, look at the

559
00:37:27.559 --> 00:37:31.400
ship man, look at that not
a while why would you do that?

560
00:37:34.239 --> 00:37:37.760
It was like, let's just hang
bodies in coffins from the hilltops and just

561
00:37:38.000 --> 00:37:45.719
fucking It's like it walked over everything. I mean, it's I don't know,

562
00:37:45.760 --> 00:37:49.559
like it. I often see things
like this, and I suppose we

563
00:37:49.599 --> 00:37:52.960
have no context because we've never really
been exposed to that in like a physical

564
00:37:53.000 --> 00:37:55.119
form. Like someone could show me
something like that and they go, oh,

565
00:37:55.119 --> 00:38:00.719
that's crazy. Imagine actually being somewhere
where that's like, oh, yeah,

566
00:38:00.840 --> 00:38:05.079
no, that's not the image that
I was thinking it is. I

567
00:38:05.119 --> 00:38:08.719
don't know if I could show the
image that's from one coming up uh very

568
00:38:08.800 --> 00:38:14.760
soon. But that's crazy because it
says these red corpses hang from a cliff

569
00:38:15.199 --> 00:38:20.360
and they preserve the bodies. The
locals smoke them like they smoke pork,

570
00:38:20.400 --> 00:38:23.679
I guess, and then they string
them up, which is wild to be

571
00:38:23.840 --> 00:38:27.920
like there, and you know,
when we start diving. Eventually, I

572
00:38:28.000 --> 00:38:30.519
want to dive into like uh,
you know, the Dead Sea scrolls and

573
00:38:30.800 --> 00:38:37.000
stuff like that, and and the
Tibetan the Betan Book of the Dead,

574
00:38:37.119 --> 00:38:39.639
which I both but I want to
read through them. It is not gonna

575
00:38:39.679 --> 00:38:44.440
lie. The Egyptian Book of the
Dead is kind of dry. It's just

576
00:38:44.840 --> 00:38:47.320
the way it's written obviously is the
half of years ago. Uh, but

577
00:38:47.400 --> 00:38:51.440
it's not as exciting as you think
it would. The Tibetan Book of the

578
00:38:51.440 --> 00:38:54.239
Dead is actually fairly interesting compared to
that, But I want to read through

579
00:38:54.280 --> 00:38:58.480
both. I got some really cool
copies of these books, especially what one

580
00:38:58.480 --> 00:38:59.960
got it for me, and I
want to get into stuff like that.

581
00:39:00.119 --> 00:39:02.320
But like it's just the interesting idea
that everyone's always thought that they need to

582
00:39:02.360 --> 00:39:07.599
preserve death, you know what I
mean, and like get people ready for

583
00:39:07.679 --> 00:39:10.760
the afterlife, Like Egyptians spent most
of their life, especially for the Pharaohs

584
00:39:10.760 --> 00:39:15.320
and stuff, getting them ready for
their death most of their life. You

585
00:39:15.360 --> 00:39:20.440
know. Yeah, yeah, it's
it's a really weird concept, like the

586
00:39:20.480 --> 00:39:23.800
whole idea of like dying and being
dead, and even like I said,

587
00:39:23.840 --> 00:39:29.000
things like you know, waking a
body out at the house, Like I've

588
00:39:29.000 --> 00:39:32.519
been in those situations and thankfully it
hasn't been anyone like super super super close

589
00:39:32.559 --> 00:39:36.800
to me. But like I look
at the person and like you said,

590
00:39:36.960 --> 00:39:39.199
the best way I can compare it
is like a wax figure but I'm like

591
00:39:39.239 --> 00:39:43.880
looking at it and I'm like,
like, where are they or what?

592
00:39:44.119 --> 00:39:47.519
Like are they experiencing anything right now? Or do they like notice is going

593
00:39:47.599 --> 00:39:52.719
on like from like somewhere else or
like what. It's just such a bizarre

594
00:39:52.719 --> 00:39:55.320
It's like you were alive. And
thank God for stream Yard. And I

595
00:39:55.440 --> 00:40:00.719
just realized both neither of us are
recording. Yes, I started. I

596
00:40:00.760 --> 00:40:06.079
started recording about four minutes after we
started the episode. I have recorded it

597
00:40:06.119 --> 00:40:08.000
all, so we'll take it off
from stream Yard. So if people are

598
00:40:08.000 --> 00:40:12.960
wondering why the audio is a little
strange, that's why. But it should

599
00:40:13.000 --> 00:40:16.199
sound pretty crispy. And that's been
pretty good, you know. We we're

600
00:40:16.199 --> 00:40:20.880
excited to see each other. It's
been so long and just fucking goes off

601
00:40:21.199 --> 00:40:27.559
without a hitch. Not really so
endo cannibalism in the Amazon rainforest, the

602
00:40:29.119 --> 00:40:32.719
Yama know me, me tribe whatever. I'm just gonna yeah, know me

603
00:40:32.960 --> 00:40:40.039
mom tribe prepared a corpse, uh
you know, for eating, so that

604
00:40:40.079 --> 00:40:45.079
the soul could go to paradise when
a loved one dies. They wrap the

605
00:40:45.119 --> 00:40:49.599
corpse in leaves and allow the bugs
to indulge. A little over a month

606
00:40:49.760 --> 00:40:53.400
later, the bones are made into
banana soup for everybody, and a little

607
00:40:53.440 --> 00:41:00.559
over a year later, the ashes
are mixed into a plantain soup. That

608
00:41:00.880 --> 00:41:07.639
is crazy. I mean that have
you ever at some point I want to

609
00:41:07.679 --> 00:41:14.800
get into cannibalistic tribes and lost tribes. We did it way back in the

610
00:41:14.840 --> 00:41:17.159
day. That will eventually come out
on Patreon. It's gone from the main

611
00:41:17.199 --> 00:41:21.760
platforms, but eventually have plans put
on Patreon. There's a lot of lost

612
00:41:21.800 --> 00:41:28.920
tapes episodes, Like, I'm not
even joking, there's probably over fifty episodes

613
00:41:28.960 --> 00:41:32.360
that have been xed from the show. Oh wow, that many, Yeah,

614
00:41:32.559 --> 00:41:36.840
forty to fifty probably maybe thirty.
Yeah, but I feel like it's

615
00:41:37.079 --> 00:41:40.480
it's been a lot just from when
we started, and I was like,

616
00:41:40.559 --> 00:41:44.840
oh do we need to say that? But you know, for the fans

617
00:41:44.840 --> 00:41:49.639
that truly enjoy the show, they
will be on Patreon, like, And

618
00:41:49.679 --> 00:41:52.360
the thing is, I think it's
necessary where I'm even gonna release some of

619
00:41:52.360 --> 00:41:55.519
the episodes that me and Justin did. Some people will never see or hear.

620
00:41:58.400 --> 00:42:00.440
But you know, at the beginning, we were getting plastered and there

621
00:42:00.480 --> 00:42:05.400
was no really censorship in the way
there's today, and it's not the same

622
00:42:05.519 --> 00:42:07.880
kind of thing. Being very bold. Yeah, what do you think of

623
00:42:07.880 --> 00:42:15.440
banana soup? Not much? I
have a job. Have you ever heard

624
00:42:15.519 --> 00:42:23.840
of sausage soup, like blood sausage. Yeah, like like like a sausage

625
00:42:24.119 --> 00:42:32.519
like in some form of water or
something disgusted. So I had a he

626
00:42:32.559 --> 00:42:37.280
would have been like my, I
guess great uncle if you could call him

627
00:42:37.599 --> 00:42:42.440
anything. And oh so he wasn't
that great, eh. And he was

628
00:42:44.079 --> 00:42:52.039
like typical I think, like old
school Irish guy kind of up until he

629
00:42:52.119 --> 00:42:55.239
died in like the early two thousands, dressed like he was in Darby o

630
00:42:55.360 --> 00:43:00.920
Gild and the little people, you
know, all kind of with that like

631
00:43:00.119 --> 00:43:06.119
checkered like like jacket and all that
kind of shit. And like he would

632
00:43:06.159 --> 00:43:08.840
always go to this little small like
traditional Irish pub and like drink every day

633
00:43:08.880 --> 00:43:14.119
and like be ship faced everything.
When you're talking about that, like touch

634
00:43:14.199 --> 00:43:15.880
you in the night. No,
that's not him, that's the o.

635
00:43:20.519 --> 00:43:22.400
Yeah. He used to like he
would come in like fucking out of his

636
00:43:22.480 --> 00:43:25.559
mind drunk and he would just get
whatever he had in the kitchen. So

637
00:43:25.639 --> 00:43:31.519
like he would put like like bacon, sausages, anything like that and put

638
00:43:31.559 --> 00:43:35.400
it all in a puff and then
fill it with water and just boil it

639
00:43:36.159 --> 00:43:40.159
ew man, I know, right, he died of troll cancer. That's

640
00:43:40.199 --> 00:43:45.679
fucked you, I know. Yeah
yeah, cigarettes, alcohol and then that

641
00:43:45.800 --> 00:43:50.480
really cool sound and dice fu.
Yeah he put like potato in us.

642
00:43:50.480 --> 00:43:52.960
He just put any whatever. That's
crazy what people will do to try to

643
00:43:53.000 --> 00:43:59.679
survive while they're like inebriated. You
know, a really good idea? So

644
00:43:59.760 --> 00:44:05.239
crazy? Uh so burial beads.
Many people in South Korea opt to compress

645
00:44:05.320 --> 00:44:09.119
the remains of the dead person into
gem like beads and different colors, which

646
00:44:09.119 --> 00:44:15.599
are then displayed at the home.
I actually kind of dig that. I

647
00:44:15.639 --> 00:44:19.760
don't know, there's something about that, Like, you know, if Chelsea

648
00:44:19.880 --> 00:44:23.119
died and I can have some beads
of her made if her remains, I

649
00:44:23.159 --> 00:44:30.800
feel like I'd be into that ship. Where would you put said beads?

650
00:44:30.840 --> 00:44:37.440
Nothing? Yeah, I would you
use them as anal beads. That's the

651
00:44:37.519 --> 00:44:39.039
minute you said burial beads, I
was like, huh, I thought I

652
00:44:39.039 --> 00:44:43.960
had a picture of them, But
I guess I doubt this is like a

653
00:44:44.000 --> 00:44:47.559
real thing. Uh too. It
doesn't matter anymore now because everybody listens.

654
00:44:47.639 --> 00:44:52.599
Just picture and anal beads. It's
true. Imagine putting like magine. You

655
00:44:52.599 --> 00:44:57.119
know, you're a wild guy,
man, you're like a swinger, and

656
00:44:57.159 --> 00:45:00.400
you like have your grandma's remains and
beads, and then you know, Jeffrey

657
00:45:00.440 --> 00:45:05.440
comes over with his wife and then
he finds them and he's like, check

658
00:45:05.440 --> 00:45:07.400
out these anal beads. I just
shoved up my ass. He's like shaking

659
00:45:07.480 --> 00:45:13.639
around like it's a tail, and
it's like your grandma's remains in those beads.

660
00:45:14.239 --> 00:45:19.920
I hope everyone loves am I right
and saying that if somebody gets creamated,

661
00:45:20.000 --> 00:45:22.960
now you can like can you make
a jewelry or some ship out of

662
00:45:23.320 --> 00:45:30.199
ashes or there? We might get
into it, but I think that's kind

663
00:45:30.199 --> 00:45:34.079
of cool though realistically, like I
think that's cool. I have my grand

664
00:45:34.360 --> 00:45:37.639
I have both my grandparents in a
jar, and the crazy thing is in

665
00:45:37.679 --> 00:45:40.360
the jar. It's not just like
it's not just ashes. There's like little

666
00:45:40.400 --> 00:45:45.480
fragments of bones and we don't know
what to do with them. But what

667
00:45:45.599 --> 00:45:49.920
I've wanted to do, but it
wouldn't be enough to fill it. Actually

668
00:45:49.920 --> 00:45:52.719
I could be a small one,
but you know, like the crystal skull

669
00:45:52.760 --> 00:45:55.480
of vodka. I want to I
want to put them in that, but

670
00:45:55.519 --> 00:46:00.960
then it's not enough surprising to fill
it. But you can get like the

671
00:46:01.119 --> 00:46:05.880
smaller versions, like the Mickey bottles
or whatever. I know mickey is in

672
00:46:05.960 --> 00:46:12.000
your language, but it's very uge. It's a very small bottle of liquor.

673
00:46:12.280 --> 00:46:15.119
It would be cool to like have
them in like a skull. Like

674
00:46:15.159 --> 00:46:21.199
this is my grandparents' ashes. I
snored every Friday. Eventually they'll just disappear

675
00:46:21.239 --> 00:46:28.280
in my language. So this is
the one I was showing earlier. About

676
00:46:28.480 --> 00:46:36.960
four centuries ago, the Bo people
of China's Chikuan Province hung these wooden tombs

677
00:46:36.960 --> 00:46:44.199
from cliffs. It is unknown whether
the intention of the suspended burials burials was

678
00:46:44.280 --> 00:46:47.440
kept to keep the coffin out of
reach from animals or to be within the

679
00:46:47.519 --> 00:46:52.119
reach of the gods, an ancient
death ritual. These tombs are approaching three

680
00:46:52.159 --> 00:46:58.480
thousand years old, so nobody's disturbed
them. That shit is wild, man,

681
00:47:00.039 --> 00:47:07.480
not crazy. It's like why I
know, because that's what they believe.

682
00:47:07.559 --> 00:47:12.679
Man, Why do we fucking bury
people in the ground? That is

683
00:47:12.719 --> 00:47:17.039
true. And that's like anybody I
like know of has been buried, And

684
00:47:17.079 --> 00:47:21.159
that's like a really big thing here. I don't know if that's like more

685
00:47:21.159 --> 00:47:24.000
so on Ireland, but I feel
like way more people get buried versus cremated.

686
00:47:25.360 --> 00:47:30.559
Realistically, yeah, more and more
people are getting cremated now a days.

687
00:47:30.519 --> 00:47:34.760
But there's like I think there's like
a religious kind of belief of being

688
00:47:34.840 --> 00:47:37.599
buried where they don't want to burn
your remains because then people are gonna be

689
00:47:37.639 --> 00:47:42.079
afraid that, like what, your
body's gonna be a bunch of ash in

690
00:47:42.119 --> 00:47:45.119
the afterlife. Like I don't understand
that. But there's like there's funerals everywhere.

691
00:47:45.119 --> 00:47:49.599
There's a funeral down the street that
me and Billy recorded at and used

692
00:47:49.599 --> 00:47:52.599
the Ouiji board and then it said
told us to die. But then Billy

693
00:47:52.639 --> 00:47:57.519
said that he wrote that on purpose, and I was like, I don't

694
00:47:57.519 --> 00:47:59.719
know if I trust you. Man. You look pretty scared in that moment.

695
00:47:59.800 --> 00:48:04.719
Dude, dude, But it takes
a lot. It takes a lot

696
00:48:04.800 --> 00:48:08.000
to provoke the dead, right,
It takes a while using Wiji boards and

697
00:48:08.000 --> 00:48:12.880
stuff like that. And we were
outside and it was like this time,

698
00:48:12.920 --> 00:48:15.599
it was like November. It actual
looks nice that right now, but it

699
00:48:15.719 --> 00:48:19.400
was like cold and we were like
freezing. There was snow on the ground.

700
00:48:19.400 --> 00:48:22.519
We're trying to use the wigible while
our hands are drying up into brittle

701
00:48:22.719 --> 00:48:25.519
while we're trying to do it,
and I feel like either Billy moved it

702
00:48:25.719 --> 00:48:30.400
or I don't know, he's manipulating
me, but we could. We didn't

703
00:48:30.400 --> 00:48:32.880
get much answers, but like I
said, man, why would you find

704
00:48:32.920 --> 00:48:37.400
ghost in a fucking in a cemetery? Why wouldn't they go to where they

705
00:48:37.400 --> 00:48:40.119
were most? Like, you know, or if I was dead and I

706
00:48:40.199 --> 00:48:44.599
woke up in a fucking cemetery,
I go to the nearest house and be

707
00:48:44.639 --> 00:48:45.679
like, do you have beer?
Man? And then when I realized that

708
00:48:45.719 --> 00:48:50.880
I was dead, I'd just haunt
him, you know, look into the

709
00:48:51.159 --> 00:48:58.320
fucking eighteen year old daughter's room at
night, know some fun stuff. And

710
00:48:58.360 --> 00:49:05.960
I always picture a being like this
would be like Kevin Bacon in fucking Hollow

711
00:49:06.039 --> 00:49:12.000
Man. I know, I know
technically, like that's an invisible man theory,

712
00:49:12.000 --> 00:49:13.519
but I was like, you know
what, if I come back to

713
00:49:13.599 --> 00:49:17.320
some kind of spirit, I'm gonna
be badass like Kevin Bacon. We need

714
00:49:17.360 --> 00:49:21.320
to do that movie. I saw
that movie way too young, younger than

715
00:49:21.320 --> 00:49:28.519
I should have watched it. I
watched that only recently and still good because

716
00:49:28.559 --> 00:49:31.840
it's a good dissection movie. It
still holds up. It's a good movie

717
00:49:31.880 --> 00:49:36.719
to dissect and be like, what
would be the repercussions? What would you

718
00:49:36.840 --> 00:49:38.880
do? Even the new Invisible Man, it's pretty good. But the idea

719
00:49:38.920 --> 00:49:44.440
of what what people would do if
they were invisible, you know, I'd

720
00:49:44.440 --> 00:49:47.440
do some shady stuff. I'd have
a bunch of ideas. I can't lie

721
00:49:47.559 --> 00:49:53.519
but I right now I'm not even
going to finish what like exactly what they

722
00:49:53.559 --> 00:49:59.679
would do, but just have a
quick thing. Everybody, listen, if

723
00:49:59.719 --> 00:50:02.000
you were invisible for a day,
I think of the first thing you would

724
00:50:02.039 --> 00:50:07.239
do, That's what I would do. I was like gonna say it.

725
00:50:07.280 --> 00:50:12.920
I was like, don't need too
Yeah there. I don't know. Man,

726
00:50:13.480 --> 00:50:15.519
the idea of like being a ghost
haunting someone seems a lot of fun

727
00:50:15.559 --> 00:50:17.840
now, Like I feel like I'd
want to stay in purgatory for like a

728
00:50:17.840 --> 00:50:22.119
little bit, just to like fuck
with people. But you'd be like,

729
00:50:22.599 --> 00:50:25.320
I think I made this joke before
about something, but you'd be like that

730
00:50:25.480 --> 00:50:31.039
tit headed dude, put a bra
on my head. I'll be like the

731
00:50:31.079 --> 00:50:35.400
Bigfoot, you know, I just
wants to squeeze, just wants a little

732
00:50:35.400 --> 00:50:40.320
squeeze. Just I can just picture
you mean, God damn it, why

733
00:50:40.320 --> 00:50:45.320
am I here? Man? I
couldn't over they overpowered me. When he's

734
00:50:45.360 --> 00:50:50.519
like they he realized that, I
was like, I've probably it's weird because

735
00:50:50.519 --> 00:50:53.039
I probably watched a little Nikky like
three times in the past like two months.

736
00:50:53.679 --> 00:50:58.360
It's like, want go to when
I'm drunk and it's still funny.

737
00:50:58.679 --> 00:51:07.280
Well, the evil is The painting
features sati ceremony, where a woman follows

738
00:51:07.280 --> 00:51:12.559
her husband onto the funeral pyre.
Now banned in India. Sati is a

739
00:51:12.599 --> 00:51:22.519
funeral ritual where in a new widow
emolates herself. It might be burns,

740
00:51:22.559 --> 00:51:30.440
but burns herself. Also also called
a widow burning. Sati is int was

741
00:51:30.519 --> 00:51:37.119
intended to show the sacrifice of a
true wife, though this Hindu ritual is

742
00:51:37.159 --> 00:51:42.440
now illegal and considered violence against women. Give me a break, man,

743
00:51:44.199 --> 00:51:47.079
emolates. I don't know, I've
never seen that word before. That's interesting,

744
00:51:49.559 --> 00:51:53.239
But essentially, so your wife is
so devoted to you that once you

745
00:51:53.320 --> 00:51:58.280
die, she just like they just
burn her alive because she wants to meet

746
00:51:58.320 --> 00:52:01.119
you in the afterlife. Honestly,
be very hell happy if Chelsea did that,

747
00:52:04.400 --> 00:52:07.400
would you, yeah, like come
on join me, Okay, if

748
00:52:07.400 --> 00:52:09.079
we have kids. If we have
a kid, stayed alive for the kid.

749
00:52:09.840 --> 00:52:13.280
But if I'm like eighty five and
our kids are grown, they have

750
00:52:13.400 --> 00:52:15.480
kids, and you're she's also like
eighty five because we're like around the same

751
00:52:15.519 --> 00:52:24.119
age. Yeah, you know,
come join me in the fune roll of

752
00:52:24.480 --> 00:52:37.360
Hearts and a nofa cutie we love
is a gun? Separating were from said

753
00:52:37.360 --> 00:52:39.679
the lyrics? Do you ever listen
to him? Yeah? You need to.

754
00:52:40.920 --> 00:52:45.480
You need to clip that out and
just put that up on social media.

755
00:52:45.519 --> 00:52:47.079
I was gonna do that with that
Hawthorne Heights thing I did. I'd

756
00:52:47.079 --> 00:52:52.800
never remember to do that if you
listen to him, Yeah, I nearly.

757
00:52:52.480 --> 00:52:59.239
I nearly went for the generic.
Yeah, Like I was like so

758
00:52:59.440 --> 00:53:01.719
close to that in my first Oh
we like it's crazy for all the like

759
00:53:01.760 --> 00:53:05.119
audio listeners, stuff like that for
everyone as a fan of this show,

760
00:53:05.199 --> 00:53:10.280
Like, it is bizarre how much
me and Aaron are like replicas of each

761
00:53:10.280 --> 00:53:15.880
other, just look different and the
way we think that what we like,

762
00:53:15.880 --> 00:53:17.639
Like my mention him to people,
they're like, what, like the don't

763
00:53:17.639 --> 00:53:22.880
even understand what it is, but
like and I blare it at work sometimes

764
00:53:22.920 --> 00:53:25.039
and I'm like, man, I
probably sad it looking like such a fruit.

765
00:53:25.199 --> 00:53:30.280
That's very it. Love metal.
Yeah, dude, I used to

766
00:53:30.320 --> 00:53:35.039
fucking play that shit so much.
I still I actually got burnt out,

767
00:53:35.079 --> 00:53:37.599
and I haven't listened to them so
long. I might actually start all that

768
00:53:37.719 --> 00:53:42.199
music I still have on my playlist's
like Atray You and all this emo shit.

769
00:53:42.559 --> 00:53:44.960
Same. I just never listened to
what I need to actually put that

770
00:53:45.000 --> 00:53:47.480
on again. Oh I've been I've
been jiving that stuff for a while.

771
00:53:47.800 --> 00:53:52.119
And it is crazy because like that
whole music is like the idea of like,

772
00:53:52.159 --> 00:53:54.840
well, I'm gonna I'm gonna leave
the earth for you because if you

773
00:53:54.960 --> 00:53:58.440
leave the earth, you know,
if you hurt my heart, I'm gonna

774
00:53:58.679 --> 00:54:01.199
you know, off myself and and
I'll come meet you in the afterlife like

775
00:54:01.280 --> 00:54:07.039
that, right. I mean,
if someone could somehow prove to me that

776
00:54:07.039 --> 00:54:08.079
that was the case, I would
have no issue with it. Then Yeah,

777
00:54:08.119 --> 00:54:10.760
I'd be down for it. Even
uh do you know, do you

778
00:54:10.760 --> 00:54:16.000
know Silverstein smashed into Pieces? You
know that song? That song came out

779
00:54:16.039 --> 00:54:21.320
at work and I was like just
laughing my ass off with the idea.

780
00:54:21.440 --> 00:54:24.599
It's just like his The whole thing
is he wants to like I'm gonna does

781
00:54:24.639 --> 00:54:30.119
what off a Gossolin story because of
her, because of a girl. He

782
00:54:30.239 --> 00:54:37.159
just wants to like off himself for
a woman. The whole libray is like

783
00:54:37.239 --> 00:54:45.280
it's I'd rather die than have to
see your smile, you know, Like

784
00:54:45.480 --> 00:54:50.800
that's okay. You just reminded me
of something really funny. I seen yesterday

785
00:54:50.800 --> 00:54:52.960
and it's it's probably been on the
internet for like twenty five years now at

786
00:54:52.960 --> 00:54:55.480
this stage, but I saw it
on TikTok the other day and it was

787
00:54:55.480 --> 00:55:00.400
somebody's dog and they had put like
a black email fringe on him. So

788
00:55:00.519 --> 00:55:04.719
fine, and like it had basically
something like what you just sang there in

789
00:55:04.719 --> 00:55:08.000
that like weird emo voice playing,
and like the camera pans and the background

790
00:55:08.039 --> 00:55:12.159
so first you can't really see what's
going on, and then it pans around

791
00:55:12.320 --> 00:55:15.760
the couch and then like the dog
just looks across and he has like this

792
00:55:15.159 --> 00:55:20.960
black fringe across. Yeah, it's
crazy how many people like, like,

793
00:55:21.039 --> 00:55:22.360
there's not many people as much as
they used to. But I saw one

794
00:55:22.440 --> 00:55:25.559
kid like trying to bait Ben Shapiro. I think Ben Shapiro is not a

795
00:55:25.599 --> 00:55:30.920
cool guy. I think he's like
propagated by bullshit. But like the kid

796
00:55:30.000 --> 00:55:32.480
was like kept doing this and like
like you know, moving his hair out

797
00:55:32.519 --> 00:55:35.960
of his eyes, and I was
like, man, if you only know

798
00:55:36.119 --> 00:55:37.840
when that was actually popular, if
you were around back then, man,

799
00:55:37.920 --> 00:55:40.599
you would have been the talk of
the town. Chicks would have loved you,

800
00:55:42.039 --> 00:55:45.719
and like, you know, and
it's funny because obviously this is to

801
00:55:45.719 --> 00:55:46.760
me and where I broke this down. It's kind of a free for all,

802
00:55:46.840 --> 00:55:51.639
fun type of episode with how I
wanted to do it or whatever.

803
00:55:52.000 --> 00:55:57.239
But like, I found some of
my email pictures and I said, we

804
00:55:57.360 --> 00:56:01.679
have to do a Patreon episode where
I show we both show each other pictures

805
00:56:01.679 --> 00:56:05.599
of when we were younger and this
is gonna happen at some point and talk

806
00:56:05.639 --> 00:56:08.719
about that whole decade of being emo. I want to do it, and

807
00:56:08.760 --> 00:56:12.840
then I want to cut clips for
me to put on like our social media

808
00:56:12.880 --> 00:56:14.800
so people can see it because I
have all these pictures of me when I

809
00:56:14.880 --> 00:56:16.280
was young, where I want to
do like a post of like the young

810
00:56:16.360 --> 00:56:21.920
Tomcat. You guys, listen,
my dad made a fucking joke at the

811
00:56:21.960 --> 00:56:24.440
wedding. Okay, Like everyone at
the wedding called me a conspiracy theorist.

812
00:56:24.480 --> 00:56:31.239
Everybody every fucking speech. I'm gonna
post Billy's speech for everybody that's listening or

813
00:56:31.280 --> 00:56:35.480
watching right now, and I'm gonna
post it because it's funny. His uh,

814
00:56:35.599 --> 00:56:38.280
his girlfriend Robin took a video of
him doing a speech is funny and

815
00:56:38.360 --> 00:56:43.760
talk about like I forgot about this. I used to take like soaked wet

816
00:56:43.800 --> 00:56:45.960
buns when we start working at some
Chile as a dishwasher. He's like sixteen,

817
00:56:46.119 --> 00:56:50.320
and I used to whip fucking soaking
wet buns at him. I forgot

818
00:56:50.360 --> 00:56:52.519
about that. I didn't know I
did that, or like they would go

819
00:56:52.639 --> 00:56:54.480
rock hard and I just whip him
at the back of his fucking like the

820
00:56:54.639 --> 00:56:59.679
dishpits with like crack and like it
is such a loud sound. And then

821
00:56:59.800 --> 00:57:01.719
he was like, oh, you
know, he's whip soaked butts at me.

822
00:57:01.800 --> 00:57:05.679
But he said it would always be
worse if it was a reptilian.

823
00:57:05.920 --> 00:57:08.000
He's the only one that mentioned the
reptilians. But people were like laughing.

824
00:57:08.400 --> 00:57:12.960
Chelsea's dad called me a conspiracy theorist. And then my dad does this speech

825
00:57:13.360 --> 00:57:16.000
and he brings up when I got
suspended. I kept getting suspended for wearing

826
00:57:16.039 --> 00:57:20.960
makeup in like grade seven or whatever, where I would wear like eyeliner and

827
00:57:20.960 --> 00:57:22.280
makeup, but it would be like
up to my eyebrows, so they wouldn't

828
00:57:22.320 --> 00:57:24.960
let you do that. They wouldn't
even let girls do it. So I

829
00:57:25.000 --> 00:57:28.440
would kept doing it. And then
my dad was like, we know,

830
00:57:28.800 --> 00:57:31.039
you know, I said that we
identified as clowns. He made he did

831
00:57:31.079 --> 00:57:36.280
make a joke about what if our
religion was we were clowns and to the

832
00:57:36.280 --> 00:57:40.400
principle that wore tight ass leather pants
and which was very funny, and my

833
00:57:40.480 --> 00:57:44.079
dad brought that up. But I
had to be like, I was very

834
00:57:44.199 --> 00:57:46.800
emo. Okay, I'm not a
transsexual. I didn't say that, but

835
00:57:46.840 --> 00:57:50.920
I was like, I'd say I'm
very I was very emo because I'm like

836
00:57:51.000 --> 00:57:53.199
he's like we were. He's like
technically he was progressive, and I'm like,

837
00:57:53.480 --> 00:57:58.400
don't say that. That's not what
I was. I would love my

838
00:57:58.559 --> 00:58:02.480
music, people, can I know? I said it was just very funny,

839
00:58:02.599 --> 00:58:06.119
and then somebody laughed a bunch of
pop luck because I was able to

840
00:58:06.119 --> 00:58:12.480
say fuck Trudeau. Uh, Jimmy. Chelsea's stepdad is like the the what

841
00:58:12.480 --> 00:58:15.000
do you call the MC or whatever
the masters ceremonies and then he's like,

842
00:58:15.039 --> 00:58:17.679
you know, the sweaters he always
wears and I was like, yeah,

843
00:58:17.679 --> 00:58:21.320
fuck Trudeau, and a bunch of
people were like, man, I'm glad

844
00:58:21.360 --> 00:58:23.880
you said that. I was like, yeah, just a hundred people I

845
00:58:23.880 --> 00:58:29.360
could say fuck true too crazy.
It was a wild time, dude,

846
00:58:29.400 --> 00:58:31.760
and we'll have to do a Patreon
episode for everybody listening to. Uh,

847
00:58:32.320 --> 00:58:36.239
just shoot the shit kind of thing. Uh. This is one of my

848
00:58:36.320 --> 00:58:42.880
favorites of all time for sure.
Uh. A sexual Viking funeral m sexy.

849
00:58:43.400 --> 00:58:46.079
A ship carrying a corpse is set
on fire to ease the process of

850
00:58:46.119 --> 00:58:50.320
getting the body, to ease the
process of getting the buye to the realm

851
00:58:50.360 --> 00:58:55.480
of the dead. A Nor's funeral
for local leaders also features sexual rights within

852
00:58:55.679 --> 00:59:01.719
A slave girl would have sex with
every man in the village and then would

853
00:59:01.760 --> 00:59:08.119
be strangled to death with a rope
and then stabbed by the matriarch of the

854
00:59:08.199 --> 00:59:13.559
village, obviously the guy in charge, and then her body would then join

855
00:59:14.000 --> 00:59:22.000
the chieftain on the burning ship.
I mean, sounds pretty cold for the

856
00:59:22.039 --> 00:59:24.679
guys. Seems like a waste of
fucking boats. Don't how many boats did

857
00:59:24.679 --> 00:59:28.960
these people have? I don't know, Well, they had the slaves making

858
00:59:29.000 --> 00:59:37.000
them all the Irish, you know, that's isn't that okay? By far?

859
00:59:37.119 --> 00:59:40.360
That's probably that was one I told
Billy, like an episode or two

860
00:59:40.360 --> 00:59:43.840
would go like where when people hear
this, I'm like, Oh, that's

861
00:59:43.880 --> 00:59:46.519
the one you're talking about. I
thought it was the idea of like that.

862
00:59:47.119 --> 00:59:50.800
I thought when you die, that
your wife had to have sex with

863
00:59:50.920 --> 00:59:53.119
the whole village or whatever. That's
what I kind of remembered. And then

864
00:59:53.119 --> 00:59:57.239
Billy was like, no, I
don't like that, and I was like,

865
00:59:57.599 --> 01:00:00.559
yeah, but it's a slave girl
that has to so I die.

866
01:00:01.519 --> 01:00:06.599
And then like everyone gets fucked in
the village. So so there's people there's

867
01:00:06.639 --> 01:00:08.199
some horny guy being like, man, I've got laid in like a year,

868
01:00:08.440 --> 01:00:12.440
and he's like, I'm gonna kill
the chief so I can get laid.

869
01:00:12.639 --> 01:00:17.280
Will someone fucking die? Yeah?
But them them chicks must have been

870
01:00:17.440 --> 01:00:23.800
absolutely ram through. Oh, if
you're the last guy man, like that

871
01:00:23.880 --> 01:00:30.599
must have been like I'm trying to
think of something extremely gross and I can't

872
01:00:30.639 --> 01:00:32.079
even think of it. I thought
about old spaghetti, you knows, and

873
01:00:32.079 --> 01:00:37.800
I was like, that's not even
close like a whole like yeah, like

874
01:00:37.800 --> 01:00:40.800
like think about if a bunch of
think about it even like you know,

875
01:00:40.880 --> 01:00:45.760
you think about how jello and how
fragile it is, like three guys fuck

876
01:00:45.760 --> 01:00:50.079
a bowl of jello, but this
is like twenty thirty forty five. How

877
01:00:50.119 --> 01:00:53.519
many guys are in that village,
just like ram and that shit. Everyone

878
01:00:53.760 --> 01:01:00.679
that is a male listening to this
has watched some fucked up porno movie females

879
01:01:00.679 --> 01:01:04.039
too, But like you know,
ever, I feel like if you haven't

880
01:01:04.119 --> 01:01:07.599
watched a gang bang, you're not
truly living. But we all know there

881
01:01:07.679 --> 01:01:10.079
looks like an old piece of bread
that has just been fucking smashed into a

882
01:01:10.119 --> 01:01:15.159
billion pieces, like a PBA J
sandwich just opened up. For some reason,

883
01:01:15.159 --> 01:01:20.360
I picture the scene of Tiny eating
the cereal. Oh yeah, ew

884
01:01:21.039 --> 01:01:23.239
slurping it. Yeah, but there's
like all like the milk and shit,

885
01:01:23.320 --> 01:01:27.719
it's all and like his mouth is
all like gaped open. Yeah, Corross,

886
01:01:28.079 --> 01:01:30.400
that's a good visual, that's probably, and the sound effects that that

887
01:01:30.480 --> 01:01:34.519
makes as well is probably what it
would sound like when you're going after after

888
01:01:34.639 --> 01:01:37.559
like you know, sixty five dudes
of Rancho, especially some of the big

889
01:01:37.679 --> 01:01:43.079
huge motherfuckers, they probably get cocks
down her knees, bro and it's just

890
01:01:43.119 --> 01:01:45.760
like Jesus, and then you're you're
the last guy. But you have the

891
01:01:45.800 --> 01:01:49.239
smallest dick and you're like, well, yours is like a fucking toothpick,

892
01:01:49.400 --> 01:01:52.719
and you're like, I I killed
the chief for this. I got the

893
01:01:52.760 --> 01:01:55.639
game. And I would imagine it
probably goes in like pecking order as well.

894
01:01:55.719 --> 01:02:00.119
So it's like all the yeah,
like the bad dudes get her first,

895
01:02:00.239 --> 01:02:05.159
and then like all like the fucking
tear her open. Yeah, Mongoloids

896
01:02:05.199 --> 01:02:08.280
like me are left at the end
going, yeah, just give me the

897
01:02:08.320 --> 01:02:13.039
mouth. It hasn't been touched yet, you know, I'll get the ear

898
01:02:13.079 --> 01:02:16.119
canal. Jesus, I thought,
this's get fucked up. This one is

899
01:02:16.159 --> 01:02:22.000
weird. Uh, there's two mourning
losses that fellow Danny. It's d a

900
01:02:22.559 --> 01:02:28.960
d n Ai. It's like dayan
i Dani tribe member by cutting off their

901
01:02:28.960 --> 01:02:32.920
fingers and uh, Papa Papa Indonesia. I want it's not the same as

902
01:02:32.920 --> 01:02:37.480
Papa dea Guinea, but they copy
the name papa. Uh. These people

903
01:02:37.639 --> 01:02:43.360
used to Uh. These people used
to amputate their fingers at funerals to express

904
01:02:43.400 --> 01:02:49.280
their sorrow by smearing their faces in
clay and ashes. Though is now ben

905
01:02:49.519 --> 01:02:59.320
is hard to find an elderly Danny
female who has five real fingers. It's

906
01:02:59.320 --> 01:03:02.039
not messed up. So most of
them have. If you see an elderly

907
01:03:02.239 --> 01:03:07.199
dainty tribe member, especially like a
female, specifically because it seems to always

908
01:03:07.239 --> 01:03:12.360
be females, I have to go
through this horrendous shit, uh that most

909
01:03:12.400 --> 01:03:16.800
of them will not have full fingers. Think about it. So every time

910
01:03:16.920 --> 01:03:22.119
somebody dies in this village, okay, you have to cut off a tip

911
01:03:22.159 --> 01:03:28.519
of your finger to to feel the
pain and sorrow. Are you looking it

912
01:03:28.599 --> 01:03:30.760
up? Because I found images of
it, but I couldn't. Oh,

913
01:03:30.800 --> 01:03:37.519
here we go, see some of
them. Look at the stumpies. I

914
01:03:37.519 --> 01:03:40.280
I purposely blank. I had to. I had to just blank out the

915
01:03:40.280 --> 01:03:45.280
titties. I was just going to
ask, did you that? Yeah?

916
01:03:45.320 --> 01:03:49.480
Okay, listen to me. Listen. Look at these I'm sorry, Look

917
01:03:49.480 --> 01:03:52.719
at these women. Man, they
look like they were beaten by the ugly

918
01:03:52.760 --> 01:03:57.079
brew about seven times. Uh.
They look like Denzel No, no,

919
01:03:57.199 --> 01:04:02.559
what they look like Morgan Freeman if
he was two hundred and fifty. Is

920
01:04:02.599 --> 01:04:06.159
that bad? Because it does look
like that. Look at I'm looking at

921
01:04:06.159 --> 01:04:15.320
the chick on the left that doesn't
have her pepperonis out. Yeah, she

922
01:04:15.440 --> 01:04:17.320
looks like one of those things.
That's so bad, Like I can't even

923
01:04:17.360 --> 01:04:23.239
say it actually because say, it
looks like there's a really famous like black

924
01:04:23.480 --> 01:04:26.599
character actor that I can't remember his
name, but he's in like everything.

925
01:04:27.159 --> 01:04:30.599
Yeah, yeah, actually it looks
exactly like him. It is the idea,

926
01:04:30.800 --> 01:04:39.239
Okay that obviously, like women in
tribalistic communities most times have been ran

927
01:04:39.320 --> 01:04:43.119
through because they're trying to like you
know, there's a train run on as

928
01:04:43.159 --> 01:04:45.199
the expression goes, because they have
to have as much kids to keep the

929
01:04:45.199 --> 01:04:47.639
tribe going. As the more kids
you have, the more people you have,

930
01:04:47.800 --> 01:04:51.800
the help with labor and forging food
and all that stuff, especially within

931
01:04:51.880 --> 01:04:57.400
like African tribes that don't have anything. Right, it's not gonna do with

932
01:04:57.519 --> 01:05:00.960
racism. Is everyone wants to fucking
claim you see idea of where these people

933
01:05:00.039 --> 01:05:04.800
live and they're cut off from communication
and technology so they have to do things

934
01:05:04.840 --> 01:05:11.840
for survival. But yeah, it's
because of these women were probably having kids

935
01:05:12.800 --> 01:05:17.400
until they were like old enough,
until they started they start dying, like

936
01:05:17.480 --> 01:05:24.320
this is what happened, and like
they look worse for wear they do.

937
01:05:24.679 --> 01:05:30.679
It's it's it's not good. I'm
not gonna pronounce this because it's in Madagascar,

938
01:05:30.760 --> 01:05:39.159
but I'll try Fama da Ahania Fama
dah Hondia. That's like the best

939
01:05:39.159 --> 01:05:41.480
I'm gonna do. I didn't even
add it into the thing, but I

940
01:05:41.519 --> 01:05:45.400
put it in brackets. So,
uh, once every seven years and the

941
01:05:45.440 --> 01:05:51.000
Madagasci people that's where they call that
of Madagascar, exhumed the bodies of loved

942
01:05:51.000 --> 01:05:58.039
ones, wrapped them in cloth,
and danced with their corpse sex. It

943
01:05:58.079 --> 01:06:04.159
probably smells pretty bad. So they
spread they spray with uh these weird smile

944
01:06:04.159 --> 01:06:09.400
sprays. So they spray with some
sort of shit. Weird that's so weird,

945
01:06:09.480 --> 01:06:13.400
man. Oh, and they make
them then they make them into totem

946
01:06:13.440 --> 01:06:20.639
poles eventually crazy, Oh I think
this, Yeah, So they put people

947
01:06:20.679 --> 01:06:25.039
in bags. Crazy, Look how
many dead people there are in that photo

948
01:06:25.280 --> 01:06:28.480
in bags, wrapped in bags.
And then they will dance with the corpse

949
01:06:29.760 --> 01:06:39.000
being like ew that wild. Like
people are just so fucking like I've often

950
01:06:39.079 --> 01:06:42.159
seen and it might I'm bad.
The totem pole was on the next thing.

951
01:06:42.599 --> 01:06:44.800
I messed up. But they spray
them with some sort of spray that

952
01:06:44.840 --> 01:06:47.960
I cut off backs and and while
they're dancing with them, like it might

953
01:06:48.119 --> 01:06:51.639
even specifically be in relation to this, but like when you see some of

954
01:06:51.639 --> 01:06:55.360
these countries and just some of the
wild shit they do, and it's just

955
01:06:55.440 --> 01:07:00.840
so fucking bizarre, like it's so
weird kind of people there, it's only

956
01:07:00.920 --> 01:07:05.360
cut out of part of a picture. There's like hundreds of people there for

957
01:07:05.519 --> 01:07:10.360
what the people have died in the
last like a week or probably a week

958
01:07:10.760 --> 01:07:14.559
like and then so they're celebrating these
deaths in this country. But it's just

959
01:07:14.519 --> 01:07:19.360
to be funny. If there was
like DJ music like don't don't and they're

960
01:07:19.400 --> 01:07:24.800
like everyone's vibing out just like like
you know, crowdsurfing these like dead bodies,

961
01:07:25.039 --> 01:07:29.360
wouldn't that be fun. It's like
it was just the idea that it's

962
01:07:29.360 --> 01:07:33.039
dead bodies and like just dance around
dead buys. You don't do that.

963
01:07:33.039 --> 01:07:38.679
That shit's gotta fucking stink and just
be like gross. I'm sorry for the

964
01:07:38.679 --> 01:07:41.480
audience, but everything I think I
want to talk about our show, especially

965
01:07:41.519 --> 01:07:45.239
what like especially I can't imagine they
have like the procedures that we would have

966
01:07:45.360 --> 01:07:50.679
in like a world countries like we
live in oh to like exoom the body

967
01:07:50.719 --> 01:07:56.480
and to do like bombing fluid and
stuff like that. So they don't like

968
01:07:56.719 --> 01:07:59.679
stuff to just make it like just
like a piece of wax, so there's

969
01:07:59.760 --> 01:08:02.159
like a stinker. It doesn't like
decompose all hideous straight away or anything.

970
01:08:02.280 --> 01:08:05.079
Dude, something we have to do
that. I just watched recently because Chelsea's

971
01:08:05.159 --> 01:08:10.239
never seen the full thing Beetlejuice.
Man, Oh, she's never seen the

972
01:08:10.280 --> 01:08:12.599
full thing. Such a great movie. I watched it. I was like

973
01:08:12.719 --> 01:08:16.279
really high, like decent, like
I was high. I would love to

974
01:08:16.359 --> 01:08:19.800
dress up as Beetlejuice for like a
Halloween special or something, but they would

975
01:08:19.840 --> 01:08:27.520
like properly like have the full like
shit. Yeah, and you guys speak

976
01:08:27.560 --> 01:08:31.760
like a vulgar as hell. Slap
your jacket. There's like fucking dust coming

977
01:08:31.800 --> 01:08:35.479
out and ship. I'll be that
uh, I'll be that African guy.

978
01:08:35.600 --> 01:08:40.159
I'll put black face on it.
I'll like sprinkle dust on your head so

979
01:08:40.439 --> 01:08:45.199
it shrinks. Do you think that
Beetlejuice Too is gonna end up being like

980
01:08:45.319 --> 01:08:49.479
hocus Pocus Too? Was probably?
I think they'll ruin it with some woll

981
01:08:49.520 --> 01:08:54.119
gass bullshit and it's going to destroy
it. Everyone's like watching this trailer of

982
01:08:54.159 --> 01:09:02.520
like General Ortaga and it's like fake
thinking it's real crazy jazz burials Burials and

983
01:09:02.680 --> 01:09:06.439
New Orleans, New Orleans? Do
you know? Uh? Do you know

984
01:09:06.479 --> 01:09:15.560
that song by the Animals? What? I don't think I do? You

985
01:09:15.600 --> 01:09:19.079
don't? You don't know the Animals? Bro do I havn't a clue.

986
01:09:19.479 --> 01:09:26.800
Or you're like the House of the
Rising Sun, the House of the ras

987
01:09:27.239 --> 01:09:33.359
Sun. Uh, New Orleans,
you don't know New Orleans. There is

988
01:09:33.399 --> 01:09:36.439
a house in New Orleans. They
call it so yeah, but he says

989
01:09:36.520 --> 01:09:44.960
New Orleans. Yeah. Did you
ever have a band called Muse? Yeah?

990
01:09:45.000 --> 01:09:46.239
I used to like me when I
was an emo. Okay, dude,

991
01:09:46.279 --> 01:09:48.760
I love Mews still. I want
to see them live a couple of

992
01:09:48.800 --> 01:09:53.560
times. That's Hawaii first heard that
song because they're on the cover of it.

993
01:09:54.199 --> 01:09:57.439
Oh boo. They even four k
now And I was like, they

994
01:09:57.439 --> 01:10:00.720
all like babies. What happened?
Like the what's his name? The lead

995
01:10:00.760 --> 01:10:08.800
singer man Crazy? No No,
I mean the Animals, Oh yeah,

996
01:10:08.840 --> 01:10:13.159
like they it's just bizarre the different
time era, right, and like they're

997
01:10:13.199 --> 01:10:15.359
all very probably very like in their
early twenties or if not, like a

998
01:10:15.399 --> 01:10:19.840
little younger, and just like what
a different time to exist, even like

999
01:10:19.880 --> 01:10:24.600
the Beatles and stuff, right,
put you some love, like yeah,

1000
01:10:24.680 --> 01:10:29.800
you're really changing ship while you're like
doing acid and not doing anything, beating

1001
01:10:29.840 --> 01:10:33.239
a bunch of hypocrites. So with
a big horn band culture at the heart

1002
01:10:33.239 --> 01:10:38.279
of New Orleans is it's not surprised
that they play music. Even in death.

1003
01:10:38.800 --> 01:10:45.880
The funeral procession is led by a
big horn band. Have a horn?

1004
01:10:45.880 --> 01:10:49.840
You also have a big horn?
How what what type of music does

1005
01:10:49.880 --> 01:10:58.760
it play? A skin? Ask
skin? I was trying to think of

1006
01:10:58.800 --> 01:11:03.960
something funny they're onunderstand what my references
or is that another thing in worn?

1007
01:11:04.399 --> 01:11:10.000
Yeah? Do you live in America
that doesn't really exist? Because it's not

1008
01:11:10.119 --> 01:11:17.560
real. America is the stay Canada. Canada doesn't exist, though it will

1009
01:11:17.600 --> 01:11:23.600
be one day when we sign the
Trial Trilateral Commissions fucking bullshit, we'll all

1010
01:11:23.680 --> 01:11:28.920
be one country. Yeah, no
over here, Like that's like a thing

1011
01:11:29.000 --> 01:11:31.239
where you call it like, oh, I had some horn on me,

1012
01:11:32.560 --> 01:11:36.600
a whore horn like a dick.
Yeah, like a dick, like if

1013
01:11:36.600 --> 01:11:41.399
you were if you were getting a
bone over something. Oh weird. Yeah,

1014
01:11:41.520 --> 01:11:45.000
Like like no, not everybody,
but like in some of the like

1015
01:11:45.279 --> 01:11:49.239
slang like dudes would be like I
had some horn, weird, Yeah,

1016
01:11:50.039 --> 01:12:00.560
we say boner erect jiffy erection erection
a so so there's famous like this this

1017
01:12:00.319 --> 01:12:03.960
a horn. They have a horn
band playing which plays a sad tune at

1018
01:12:03.960 --> 01:12:12.319
first, followed by an uppeat jazz
and blues number accompanied by furious dancing,

1019
01:12:12.600 --> 01:12:15.760
which means that people must go out
of their way dancing their fucking leg just

1020
01:12:15.840 --> 01:12:20.399
freaking out, man. And it's
like, yeah, I was having a

1021
01:12:20.399 --> 01:12:26.760
good time. I just picture,
because I associate horn with the whole bone

1022
01:12:26.840 --> 01:12:31.159
er thing. I just picture a
lot of gay dudes and like g strings

1023
01:12:31.159 --> 01:12:35.199
are completely nude with like all those
Mardi Grab beads on them, yeah,

1024
01:12:35.319 --> 01:12:42.079
or like with the whistles like terry
crews and fucking white chicks. It's so

1025
01:12:42.239 --> 01:12:45.439
crazy because a white guy did that, it would be so racist. But

1026
01:12:45.479 --> 01:12:47.359
it's one of the fun it's it's
a very funny movie. I fucking love

1027
01:12:47.399 --> 01:12:53.439
that. Shiit uh. This one's
wild. A totem poll stands erect speaking

1028
01:12:53.439 --> 01:12:58.640
of penises in honor of a warrior, shaman or chief and the hat the

1029
01:12:58.720 --> 01:13:04.439
handy people it's h A, I
d A. I don't know where that

1030
01:13:04.600 --> 01:13:09.359
is where the oh it's they're Indian, of course, East Indian, I'm

1031
01:13:09.399 --> 01:13:13.399
sure. And some reguard were Indian
over there, not Indian over here.

1032
01:13:14.079 --> 01:13:18.279
Uh, but they they they would
they would fit it. So if you

1033
01:13:18.359 --> 01:13:24.079
were a hot the Indian, this
would fit your description. Your body would

1034
01:13:24.119 --> 01:13:28.279
be beat Listen to this. Your
body would be beaten with clubs, so

1035
01:13:28.319 --> 01:13:31.800
that could fit in a tiny wooden
box. The box then would be listen

1036
01:13:31.800 --> 01:13:35.039
of this. Then the box will
be put in a fucking mortuary, like

1037
01:13:35.079 --> 01:13:40.880
a totem pole in front of the
dead person's home. So and then this

1038
01:13:41.079 --> 01:13:44.920
the family would tell stories. So
listen, they would put you in a

1039
01:13:44.960 --> 01:13:48.479
totem pole and they would beat the
living ship out of you. So your

1040
01:13:48.479 --> 01:13:55.520
body is like thin enough to like
fit inside of the totem pole. I

1041
01:13:55.560 --> 01:13:58.279
don't know why, right, I
was like not supposed to be, But

1042
01:13:59.359 --> 01:14:01.920
like the idea of that and how
you described it sounds hilarious to me.

1043
01:14:02.039 --> 01:14:06.960
The idea of a dead body and
like several people with clubs and bats just

1044
01:14:08.000 --> 01:14:12.159
like beating it to a pulp.
So it's like all mushy, and it

1045
01:14:12.199 --> 01:14:15.319
sounds like a scary movie trope,
like like something that scary movie has done.

1046
01:14:15.720 --> 01:14:18.520
It's just like, oh, he's
dead now. And then just like

1047
01:14:18.760 --> 01:14:23.680
fucking Berry Bonds comes in with his
baseball bat and he's just like smacking the

1048
01:14:23.760 --> 01:14:29.000
shit like that's wild man. That's
one of the weirdest ones. I like,

1049
01:14:29.039 --> 01:14:31.000
there's a there's I've had a bunch
of fucking weird shit. But the

1050
01:14:31.000 --> 01:14:34.279
fact that like people would beat the
living shit out of your corpse, like

1051
01:14:35.039 --> 01:14:42.159
beat it so your bones are like
dust. I how much would it take,

1052
01:14:42.239 --> 01:14:45.199
though, to like beat the like
how much would it take to beat

1053
01:14:45.239 --> 01:14:47.079
a dead body where the bones are
decrepit enough where you could just kind of

1054
01:14:47.119 --> 01:14:51.399
shove it into a box and then
put into a tortum pole And then get

1055
01:14:51.399 --> 01:14:57.520
this your family's like Thomas, You
see, he was a good guy.

1056
01:14:58.239 --> 01:15:01.720
He's in there. We beat the
living ship. We literally did living shit

1057
01:15:02.159 --> 01:15:05.800
so he could fit inside it.
But he's there, and you know what,

1058
01:15:05.880 --> 01:15:09.720
he was a good guy, and
they just like tell stories about you.

1059
01:15:10.199 --> 01:15:14.840
I've got to imagine, like it
would take an extremely long beaten and

1060
01:15:14.880 --> 01:15:19.399
an extreme amount of force to like
mash a body to the point where you

1061
01:15:19.399 --> 01:15:23.880
could like squeeze it into one of
those Also, is there any sort of

1062
01:15:23.960 --> 01:15:30.720
like protective measures that like your meat
sack wouldn't be like dripping all out of

1063
01:15:30.760 --> 01:15:35.560
that ship and like stinking the place
up or like you touch it and probably

1064
01:15:35.600 --> 01:15:39.840
not it probably got real sick afterwards. Yeah, Like I was gonna say

1065
01:15:39.840 --> 01:15:43.880
it was like, so that body
is I thought, Yeah, I thought

1066
01:15:43.920 --> 01:15:46.800
you were gonna say it would probably
reek nbside of your house for a while.

1067
01:15:46.800 --> 01:15:50.279
I feel like it was like your
brother mom or some shit. But

1068
01:15:50.840 --> 01:15:55.399
I thought you were gonna say,
like, is there measure is to make

1069
01:15:55.439 --> 01:15:58.439
sure that you're dead? Because what
if you're just like we're concussed and you

1070
01:15:58.560 --> 01:16:01.119
like passed out and they'll be like
really like you know this is some you

1071
01:16:01.159 --> 01:16:03.920
know, backwood country in India or
some ship. I don't know where this

1072
01:16:04.000 --> 01:16:08.560
place is, uh, you know, and then like they like are beating

1073
01:16:08.560 --> 01:16:13.840
the shit have you? And you
wake up like alive, You're like bones

1074
01:16:13.880 --> 01:16:16.159
are all broken? Yeah, Like
you started at like the feet or the

1075
01:16:16.239 --> 01:16:20.000
legs and just starts smashing at the
seat as the person like react. Have

1076
01:16:20.079 --> 01:16:25.960
you ever seen Freddy got fingered?
Yeah, where his girlfriend is parapet like

1077
01:16:26.039 --> 01:16:29.239
she has no feeling in their legs. It gets you just and that's what

1078
01:16:29.359 --> 01:16:32.039
turns her on, is smacking this
ship out of her legs. I haven't

1079
01:16:32.039 --> 01:16:38.720
seen that in so long. Such
a Tom Green is the first podcaster man.

1080
01:16:38.800 --> 01:16:41.720
He killed that ship. He was
the first reason to really create what

1081
01:16:41.840 --> 01:16:45.720
we're doing today, really and now
he's doing it again. He lives in

1082
01:16:45.760 --> 01:16:49.399
the middle of nowhere in Canada,
and he's figured out now where he's like

1083
01:16:49.439 --> 01:16:53.000
down like an episode or two where
he's like in the boonies, like in

1084
01:16:53.039 --> 01:16:55.720
the middle. He said, he's
in the middle of fucking nowhere, in

1085
01:16:55.800 --> 01:17:01.279
some fucking barn. Obviously, I
know I like that shit. This one's

1086
01:17:01.319 --> 01:17:05.520
crazy layout, your dad, This
is the Tower of Silence. I'm gonna

1087
01:17:05.560 --> 01:17:09.960
shut the fuck up, where the
corpses are left out to be eaten by

1088
01:17:10.079 --> 01:17:15.960
vultures before being brought to brought there
the zoea Astrian we're obsessed with, like

1089
01:17:16.800 --> 01:17:23.279
obsessively. They would clean the body, washing it with water and boilarin so

1090
01:17:23.479 --> 01:17:27.800
just in case this guy is real
dirty and are only allowed to be touched

1091
01:17:27.800 --> 01:17:32.920
by professional corpse bearers, say people
allowed to touch the corpse and zoe Astrian

1092
01:17:32.960 --> 01:17:42.039
traditions, which, weirdly, a
lot of occultist people believe in that realm

1093
01:17:42.079 --> 01:17:45.279
of beliefs because it's very old,
which I feel like eventual we'll get you

1094
01:17:45.319 --> 01:17:48.680
on the show. They see the
bodies as being terribly corrupt and risked of

1095
01:17:48.720 --> 01:17:53.880
being attacked by demons. So they're
like obsession with like cleaning it and they

1096
01:17:53.960 --> 01:17:59.560
leave it out to be eaten away. Nice say, So that sounds very

1097
01:17:59.600 --> 01:18:01.239
similar to that's what I was gonna
say. I was like, this kind

1098
01:18:01.239 --> 01:18:04.800
of brings it into what you were
going to talk about. Sounds very very

1099
01:18:04.800 --> 01:18:09.840
similar to you know what, I
know I'm not. I have to pee

1100
01:18:09.960 --> 01:18:13.439
so bad. You know what I'm
gonna do. I'm gonna pee right now

1101
01:18:14.119 --> 01:18:15.760
while I talk about this. Yes, I'm gonna do it on the show.

1102
01:18:15.800 --> 01:18:19.000
I'm just going to piss in this
can. Okay, So just so

1103
01:18:19.159 --> 01:18:25.640
everybody knows why I'm talking right now, it's to drowned out the noise of

1104
01:18:25.680 --> 01:18:28.760
Tom pissing into a can he just
drank from. I don't know if you'll

1105
01:18:28.800 --> 01:18:30.640
hear it, though, I gotta
do it. Alex did this once on

1106
01:18:30.680 --> 01:18:33.399
the show. I might as well
do it. Okay, keep talking you

1107
01:18:33.399 --> 01:18:36.720
want. I'm trying to listen to
see how I actually hear it. See

1108
01:18:36.720 --> 01:18:43.039
how I need is okay? So
sky burials or celestial burials as they are,

1109
01:18:43.359 --> 01:18:46.359
is the first for the podcast.
Other than Alex are the burial rights

1110
01:18:46.359 --> 01:18:50.039
of choice for the Tibetans. After
a member of the community has died,

1111
01:18:50.079 --> 01:18:54.960
the body is cut into pieces by
a burial master and is taken to a

1112
01:18:55.000 --> 01:18:59.760
selected site, usually in the area
of high elevation. This is because the

1113
01:18:59.800 --> 01:19:02.800
car is then supposed to be eaten
by vultures, who tend to congregate at

1114
01:19:02.880 --> 01:19:06.960
higher altitudes. After the vultures have
consumed the body, the belief is that

1115
01:19:08.000 --> 01:19:11.600
they take the body away to heavens, where the soul of the deceased person

1116
01:19:11.720 --> 01:19:15.960
remains until they are ready for their
next reincarnation. This practice is believed to

1117
01:19:16.000 --> 01:19:20.520
have been practiced as as many as
eleven thousand years ago, but there is

1118
01:19:20.560 --> 01:19:25.520
little no written evidence or physical evidence
due to the fact that the remains are

1119
01:19:25.640 --> 01:19:30.439
ingested by vultures or other animals.
For Tibetans, the sky burials serves both

1120
01:19:30.520 --> 01:19:35.159
practical and spiritual functions. Off on
the ground is frozen, making difficult to

1121
01:19:35.199 --> 01:19:42.960
dig graves, making sky burials an
appealing alternative. Many of the central values

1122
01:19:43.000 --> 01:19:46.760
of the Tibetan culture revolve around being
humble, generous, and honoring nature.

1123
01:19:47.199 --> 01:19:51.199
Sky Burials allow physical bodies of Tibetans
to be returned to the art in a

1124
01:19:51.199 --> 01:19:58.000
way that generously provides a meal to
the vultures and very minimally disturbs the art.

1125
01:19:58.520 --> 01:20:00.560
Because of their belief in reinc O
nation, death is seen as more

1126
01:20:00.600 --> 01:20:04.520
of a transition as opposed to an
ending. They believe the soul moves on

1127
01:20:04.600 --> 01:20:09.960
from the body at the very instant
of death, leaving very room for attachment

1128
01:20:10.000 --> 01:20:14.079
to the physical body. In fact, in order for the soul of the

1129
01:20:14.119 --> 01:20:17.720
person to have an easy transition into
their next life, the Tibetans believe that

1130
01:20:17.760 --> 01:20:23.760
there should be no trace left of
the physical body after death, providing another

1131
01:20:23.840 --> 01:20:28.479
advantage of this practice. And I
just out of the corner of my eye,

1132
01:20:28.640 --> 01:20:31.479
I feel like I seen you swing
in the can full of in one

1133
01:20:31.640 --> 01:20:38.279
little drop went onto my computer and
I could see it. Okay, whatever,

1134
01:20:38.359 --> 01:20:41.279
this is the funniest shit ever.
Whatever, it's It's all fine,

1135
01:20:41.279 --> 01:20:47.760
man, so funny. This is
uh literally, Alex did this Billy's body

1136
01:20:47.840 --> 01:20:51.239
on our Halloween special where he couldn't
hold it anymore, and he did it

1137
01:20:51.359 --> 01:20:56.760
under the table while we were filming, which shows all of us, which

1138
01:20:56.840 --> 01:21:00.079
was really hard to achieve. And
I was like, I want to pay,

1139
01:21:00.199 --> 01:21:02.680
but I can't. Ruin this episode, Aaron's. It's probably like the

1140
01:21:02.840 --> 01:21:08.800
nine o'clock there. So I wanted
to just get it done and I did

1141
01:21:08.840 --> 01:21:11.960
it. But man, if you're
a man out there, if you're a

1142
01:21:12.000 --> 01:21:15.079
woman, you're probably like wow.
Man. But like I peed in this

1143
01:21:15.199 --> 01:21:20.479
little hole. I depressed my penis
head right against just and I'm like,

1144
01:21:20.520 --> 01:21:24.800
am I gonna cut myself? This
is not the one with beard it this

1145
01:21:24.880 --> 01:21:32.560
is almost empty. So that's the
one you just pissed it be crazy you

1146
01:21:32.600 --> 01:21:36.359
did Actually you did actually lift that
cat up. Don't say I pissed in

1147
01:21:36.439 --> 01:21:44.159
this can. It's warm, but
I did that. But why not?

1148
01:21:44.279 --> 01:21:45.960
Man, this is what we are. We are strange brew and I didn't

1149
01:21:45.960 --> 01:21:48.960
want to leave. Man, I
didn't want to leave you. Look,

1150
01:21:49.119 --> 01:21:56.920
I can't standing whilst I haven't done
it. I don't think on a podcast.

1151
01:21:56.920 --> 01:21:59.159
I remember years ago when I used
to a lot of PC games,

1152
01:21:59.159 --> 01:22:01.720
and I used to play days Z
a lot, like twelve hours a day,

1153
01:22:01.800 --> 01:22:05.640
like a big, fucking, fat, scary mongoid. And I was

1154
01:22:05.680 --> 01:22:09.439
that obsessed with the game and being
online with the other dudes on the server.

1155
01:22:09.720 --> 01:22:12.479
So basically you would spawn into a
map and it was all like real

1156
01:22:12.479 --> 01:22:15.439
life. You had to eat you
couldn't get your clothes wet, you would

1157
01:22:15.479 --> 01:22:17.640
die. If I had the army
all this ship, right, and we

1158
01:22:17.680 --> 01:22:21.960
all used to play it together,
but there was no like like there was

1159
01:22:23.000 --> 01:22:26.279
no pause running just in the game. And then if you logged out,

1160
01:22:26.920 --> 01:22:29.960
your character would stay on the map
for like three minutes, so if someone

1161
01:22:29.960 --> 01:22:32.479
discovered you, it could just kill
you and take everything. Okay, So

1162
01:22:32.560 --> 01:22:36.119
like I used to do that constantly. I would be like, you know,

1163
01:22:36.239 --> 01:22:42.760
drinking cans and stuff like piss balls
over fucking just piss. It's crazy

1164
01:22:42.760 --> 01:22:45.239
because I can't remember the last time
that's my idd that was in a car,

1165
01:22:45.359 --> 01:22:46.119
right, we're all a trip.
You're like, I got a fucking

1166
01:22:46.199 --> 01:22:49.800
pee, man, But I'm like, you know what you know, I

1167
01:22:49.800 --> 01:22:53.319
don't believe you, Tom. I
think I don't even think you use the

1168
01:22:53.359 --> 01:22:56.920
toilet. I think you just piss
in cans and stuff. And you know,

1169
01:22:56.960 --> 01:22:59.399
I'd love to do I'd love to
have like I'm just gonna shove a

1170
01:22:59.439 --> 01:23:09.800
fucking can't do this because anytime you
delicious weed pen man dropping this cann of

1171
01:23:09.800 --> 01:23:13.880
piss, it's like no, It's
like, have you say you must watch

1172
01:23:14.359 --> 01:23:17.880
boys? Three pisses in the jugs
The piss jugs. Ray has it is

1173
01:23:17.920 --> 01:23:24.720
fucking the dump that it's like Ricky
got me this great place. He lives

1174
01:23:24.720 --> 01:23:28.800
in the fucking trailer in the dump
and there's like pissed jugs everywhere. He's

1175
01:23:28.800 --> 01:23:31.319
like, he's been trucking. I
can't do a bubbles how he's been trucking

1176
01:23:31.399 --> 01:23:36.239
for and then so he's got used
to peeing in like fucking jugs. I

1177
01:23:36.359 --> 01:23:42.720
need, I need, need,
need you and Chelsea this weekend to watch

1178
01:23:42.800 --> 01:23:45.319
that show that I told you about
ages ago called The in Betweeners. I

1179
01:23:45.359 --> 01:23:49.960
love that show. You've seen it? The English show Dude. I don't

1180
01:23:50.000 --> 01:23:53.439
know if you've seen all the episodes
about the One Way to Go to London

1181
01:23:53.479 --> 01:23:57.720
Club and yeah I have. And
one of my favorite movies is the first

1182
01:23:57.720 --> 01:24:03.119
one Pisses. He's pissing in a
can and he cuts the top of his

1183
01:24:03.159 --> 01:24:06.319
dick in the can and he's like, I feel like I remember that ye

1184
01:24:06.520 --> 01:24:11.800
like over the other dude that always
tells the lies. He's like looking at

1185
01:24:11.840 --> 01:24:14.199
and he's like, oh, just
look, please just look and then like

1186
01:24:14.239 --> 01:24:17.760
the the the bouncers walking and he's
like looking at his dick and it's like

1187
01:24:17.760 --> 01:24:21.880
call him pissing blood and he's like
get out. Yeah, I remember that.

1188
01:24:21.880 --> 01:24:26.319
That's funny because at some point we'll
have to like talk about that show

1189
01:24:26.439 --> 01:24:30.439
that by far is like and out
there obscure. Remind me of Canadian comedy,

1190
01:24:30.439 --> 01:24:34.880
which is adopted from British comedy.
Essentially, it's just it's so good

1191
01:24:34.920 --> 01:24:39.520
the movies. Man, that that
scene where they go in the club like

1192
01:24:39.720 --> 01:24:43.560
dancing and they're like trying to like
flirt with the girls, but they have

1193
01:24:43.640 --> 01:24:46.399
like no game. It's like that
empty dance floor and they dance from like

1194
01:24:46.439 --> 01:24:53.039
the bar. Why you guys like
think this is impressive? Bro, there's

1195
01:24:53.039 --> 01:24:56.359
another show. Actually, we should
maybe watch a couple of episodes of it

1196
01:24:56.439 --> 01:24:59.920
at some time, or maybe do
something where we could watch it with people,

1197
01:25:00.359 --> 01:25:02.760
because they're like really short format,
like twenty minutes twenty five minutes an

1198
01:25:02.800 --> 01:25:08.520
episode. It's called Inside Number nine. Never heard that, dude, I'm

1199
01:25:08.560 --> 01:25:11.520
telling you look it up. After
this. I guarantee you will love this

1200
01:25:11.600 --> 01:25:15.119
show. Okay, I got I
got an idea. Okay, let's just

1201
01:25:15.199 --> 01:25:18.000
not spoil this, you know,
because it's meant to be kind of like

1202
01:25:18.000 --> 01:25:23.640
a fun episode because I haven't seen
it a bit. Let's do let's the

1203
01:25:23.680 --> 01:25:26.319
first time you watch Kenny Versus Spendy, because I feel like I'll get you

1204
01:25:26.359 --> 01:25:31.720
hooked on it. Let's watch it
together for either Patreon or the main show

1205
01:25:31.760 --> 01:25:34.800
on YouTube, because I feel like
Kenny Hotts would let me get away with

1206
01:25:34.840 --> 01:25:36.920
it. Even if I talk to
him, I could probably maybe get a

1207
01:25:36.920 --> 01:25:40.760
beat him on the show. But
if I talk to him and be like,

1208
01:25:40.840 --> 01:25:43.319
Yo, we want to do a
commentary on your show. Because my

1209
01:25:43.359 --> 01:25:45.760
Irish Fred has never seen it.
He's Canadian, he's chill with the fans.

1210
01:25:45.800 --> 01:25:49.520
They do live shows in Toronto and
we're like around America, even which

1211
01:25:49.560 --> 01:25:53.159
is crazy, and he he doesn't
even understand how the show blew up this

1212
01:25:53.279 --> 01:25:55.920
much. We should do that.
Yeah, I'm down for it. I

1213
01:25:56.000 --> 01:25:58.920
wait because I'll find a very good
episode to start you off with. It's

1214
01:25:59.239 --> 01:26:02.600
fuck, dude. They do this
ship like who can stay blindfold the longest?

1215
01:26:02.880 --> 01:26:06.760
And then the one Kenny tricks the
other guy, Spending, which is

1216
01:26:06.800 --> 01:26:12.279
always like gets angry and the loser
that he's actually blind, so he keeps

1217
01:26:12.319 --> 01:26:16.279
fucking with him, but then he
like finds ways to cheat to convince him

1218
01:26:16.279 --> 01:26:20.039
to take off his blind fold before
he does. And even though in the

1219
01:26:20.079 --> 01:26:25.119
footage she already did. He convinces
him that he did, so as long

1220
01:26:25.159 --> 01:26:30.359
as he gets him to do.
The humiliation is his gloat for winning,

1221
01:26:30.479 --> 01:26:33.079
right, it's so good. Yeah, no, I'll stay I'll stay away

1222
01:26:33.079 --> 01:26:36.359
from I won't watch it until.
Yeah, we have to get your first

1223
01:26:36.399 --> 01:26:41.039
impression because it's it's quite hilarious.
So this is one I thought was fun.

1224
01:26:41.079 --> 01:26:45.279
This would be my kind of thing. Is the Russian vodka? All

1225
01:26:45.359 --> 01:26:49.359
right? So Russian vodka, dale
pickles and rye bread is left out for

1226
01:26:49.520 --> 01:26:54.680
the deceased at a party. Don't
know why, sound like they're real poor

1227
01:26:55.720 --> 01:26:59.960
Russian Orthodox churches would ring the bell
to gather the villages to a funeral,

1228
01:27:00.479 --> 01:27:04.760
followed by a series of services and
dinner parties for nine days. According to

1229
01:27:04.800 --> 01:27:09.840
you, I had nine days and
then what at Oh this is crazy.

1230
01:27:09.920 --> 01:27:14.840
So nine days after I'm dead,
if I was Russian in this Orthodox town

1231
01:27:14.960 --> 01:27:18.239
or whatever, right, they're like
ding ding ding ding, and then you

1232
01:27:18.239 --> 01:27:23.479
know, everyone has a fucking party. Okay, Then forty days after the

1233
01:27:23.520 --> 01:27:31.000
person dies. The black bread is
meant to reserve the Russian tradition of breaking

1234
01:27:31.399 --> 01:27:36.319
the black bread upon meeting a new
person. So that must be a tradition

1235
01:27:36.439 --> 01:27:41.279
and obviously Russians love vodka and the
pickle thing. I don't understand. Maybe

1236
01:27:41.279 --> 01:27:45.159
they shoving up their asses, but
they like take a shot when they eat

1237
01:27:45.199 --> 01:27:48.920
some bread as a tradition for when
they meet. So but then they party

1238
01:27:49.119 --> 01:27:54.079
on the ninth day that you're dead, and then they also party on the

1239
01:27:54.159 --> 01:28:00.520
fortieth day. Weird. Now,
weird Russians are Have you ever met one?

1240
01:28:02.039 --> 01:28:04.640
Yeah, there's a few of them
that like live in the town here

1241
01:28:04.720 --> 01:28:09.920
now that like, Russians grab my
friend's balls. Man, Russians are scary,

1242
01:28:10.239 --> 01:28:13.159
I know. Do you know for
all the fans you know this by

1243
01:28:13.199 --> 01:28:17.279
now that shadow people experience I had
started when Russians grabbed my my friend Mike's

1244
01:28:17.279 --> 01:28:20.800
balls. I remember when you're telling
me that I was. I would have

1245
01:28:20.880 --> 01:28:25.359
thought that I would have been more
unsettled by the shadow people thing, but

1246
01:28:25.399 --> 01:28:28.760
I actually think I was more unsettled
by the fact that that, to me

1247
01:28:29.079 --> 01:28:31.800
sounded like the start of like a
hostile movie or something. It was those

1248
01:28:31.880 --> 01:28:36.560
dudes were like that had potential for
you guys to be tied up somewhere.

1249
01:28:36.760 --> 01:28:41.079
We joked about what they had in
like their suitcases and shit like as a

1250
01:28:41.159 --> 01:28:45.279
joke. It was like three Russian
dudes that like look like they were fairly

1251
01:28:45.359 --> 01:28:47.720
like you could say, fit,
like for their age, like in their

1252
01:28:47.800 --> 01:28:54.560
forties probably fifties of that age,
fifties, but liked not yoked, but

1253
01:28:54.760 --> 01:28:58.560
like fit, and and them like
walking past, and I was were abandon.

1254
01:28:58.640 --> 01:29:00.439
I'm nineteen years old. I'm a
skinny buck. You know, I'm

1255
01:29:00.439 --> 01:29:04.880
like fucking doing drugs then, and
they wait, like rub my head and

1256
01:29:04.880 --> 01:29:10.720
they're like you crazy Canadians and they're
like rub my head. Specificly that one

1257
01:29:10.720 --> 01:29:13.880
time watching a show I was like
drinking like pure vodka at this point,

1258
01:29:13.920 --> 01:29:16.520
like we're just like I'm young.
We're on a resort and I have a

1259
01:29:16.520 --> 01:29:20.039
picture that I'll post on Instagram eventually
when I'm my younger self. There's a

1260
01:29:20.039 --> 01:29:23.279
picture of us like Cuba and he
rubs off my head and it was just

1261
01:29:23.319 --> 01:29:27.079
the weirdest ship man. I don't
know, there's some weird like I could

1262
01:29:27.159 --> 01:29:30.680
feel it that they were like interested
by us, like young boys or whatever.

1263
01:29:30.720 --> 01:29:34.039
Rights Like when you were explaining that
to me before, I kept having

1264
01:29:35.720 --> 01:29:41.359
visions of you know, the scene
in Hostile on the train where the dude

1265
01:29:41.479 --> 01:29:45.239
is eating that ham salad. Yeah, yeah, remember And he's like shaking

1266
01:29:45.279 --> 01:29:49.279
and and they're like you need a
fork there, buddy, and shoving and

1267
01:29:49.359 --> 01:29:54.840
then remember doesn't he grabbed the dude's
leg. Oh yeah yeah, and he's

1268
01:29:54.880 --> 01:29:57.520
like get the fuck there. They
make fun of it, and you're a

1269
01:29:57.640 --> 01:30:00.600
trip. I think it's like that's
what I was kind of picture when you

1270
01:30:00.600 --> 01:30:03.079
told me that story. I was
like, that was like not to even

1271
01:30:03.159 --> 01:30:06.079
try and like make it funny.
You're like a bait, But like it

1272
01:30:06.119 --> 01:30:10.119
does actually kind of sound like that
a few guys had have hung around in

1273
01:30:10.119 --> 01:30:13.479
that situation for too long that it
could have been pretty speaking. Yeah,

1274
01:30:13.800 --> 01:30:16.960
that's what That's what Cuba felt like
to me. My cousin went back to

1275
01:30:17.000 --> 01:30:20.079
Cuba. I've said the story before, right, and that he went off

1276
01:30:20.119 --> 01:30:25.039
the resort with this guy and they
try to do this like to me,

1277
01:30:25.239 --> 01:30:28.520
not take me off the resort,
but they I blame my speaker and my

1278
01:30:28.680 --> 01:30:31.319
music. And this one guy came
out, his name is Uri and some

1279
01:30:31.399 --> 01:30:35.359
black dude, some Cuban guy,
but he was black, like with dreads

1280
01:30:35.399 --> 01:30:40.000
and shit, and he was like, oh I love DMX, Suck my

1281
01:30:40.159 --> 01:30:43.279
dick, Suck my dick. And
I was like, cool, cool man,

1282
01:30:43.439 --> 01:30:45.680
that's nice but he was like super
cool, but he had one long

1283
01:30:45.840 --> 01:30:49.720
nail, like snort and coke obviously, and it was just such a bizarre

1284
01:30:49.800 --> 01:30:54.039
experience. And then one guy gave
me his brand new iPhone so he could

1285
01:30:54.079 --> 01:30:59.560
take my shitty nano iPod and then
put my music onto his computer. But

1286
01:30:59.600 --> 01:31:02.399
he said there was a block,
gave me back my iPod, and I

1287
01:31:02.439 --> 01:31:05.239
trusted he gave me his new iPhone. I was like, whatever, if

1288
01:31:05.239 --> 01:31:09.520
he wants to take my nano,
I'll take this shit home. And then

1289
01:31:09.640 --> 01:31:13.439
we switched and he's I couldn't do
it because there was in Cuba whenever there's

1290
01:31:13.439 --> 01:31:16.760
an encryption that he couldn't break through. So I was like, oh,

1291
01:31:17.680 --> 01:31:20.800
I know. And then so my
cousin went back and he said they went

1292
01:31:20.840 --> 01:31:24.640
out the resort with his It might
have been with Neil, but I think

1293
01:31:24.680 --> 01:31:30.399
it was a Bizar buddy that I
know these dudes like personally. And they

1294
01:31:30.439 --> 01:31:31.880
went out the resort and they went
to this guy. They thought he was

1295
01:31:31.920 --> 01:31:36.079
super chill, and he was like
my cousin's very open and doesn't really care.

1296
01:31:38.079 --> 01:31:42.199
He takes risks and then so he
goes whatever, and then they're eating

1297
01:31:42.239 --> 01:31:45.159
and he's like he offered me this
very small meal and then he shows him

1298
01:31:45.199 --> 01:31:49.279
a picture of this young girl and
said, that's my fourteen year old niece.

1299
01:31:49.680 --> 01:31:55.800
He's like how much? How much? Yeah, and they got the

1300
01:31:55.800 --> 01:31:58.399
fuck out of there. But yeah, the guy was offering up his niece.

1301
01:31:58.760 --> 01:32:01.600
And people do this in Muzzle some
countries too, like Arabic countries.

1302
01:32:01.680 --> 01:32:06.479
Happens all the time, offer up
your daughter and kid and how much can

1303
01:32:06.520 --> 01:32:13.960
I get, like money from you? Crazy fucking I don't know that that

1304
01:32:14.000 --> 01:32:15.680
ship is spooky to me. That
sounds like a wait till we talk about

1305
01:32:15.720 --> 01:32:18.119
hostile on your show man. I
feel like that's gonna be a two hour

1306
01:32:18.199 --> 01:32:21.760
episode. That sounds like I don't
know. If you've seen Infinity Pool.

1307
01:32:23.760 --> 01:32:27.199
I actually really liked it. Yeah, it reminds me of that whole idea

1308
01:32:27.239 --> 01:32:30.239
where it's like, let's go after
because I'm nervous. It's like it'll be

1309
01:32:30.279 --> 01:32:33.640
fun, let's go after a resort
and do a lot of crazy wild chips.

1310
01:32:34.159 --> 01:32:40.359
Dude, you suggested that movie and
it's wild, it's and you know

1311
01:32:40.439 --> 01:32:45.760
what actually turns me on but scares
me the same time. Yeah, it's

1312
01:32:45.800 --> 01:32:47.520
that weird a lore of like I
feel like drawn in but at the same

1313
01:32:47.560 --> 01:32:56.640
time, it's like I'm willing to
risk being stabbed today. I didn't realiz

1314
01:32:56.720 --> 01:33:00.920
when you mentioned Cuba and like resorts
and stuff. Is it Aruba is like

1315
01:33:01.039 --> 01:33:05.600
notorious for like tourists like leaving the
resorts and like going Mason and shit.

1316
01:33:05.960 --> 01:33:10.279
Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot
of places like that Brazil, but they

1317
01:33:10.319 --> 01:33:13.399
don't have as much resorts in Brazil. But Brazil is known for like people

1318
01:33:13.399 --> 01:33:15.840
like if you leave your designated area, it's like you're getting messed up.

1319
01:33:16.720 --> 01:33:19.039
There's a lot of places. I'm
sure Cube is the same way. Man

1320
01:33:19.920 --> 01:33:23.840
a certain locations they're gonna hide the
deaths. And it's funny because that got

1321
01:33:23.840 --> 01:33:27.199
a lot of downloads. People love
that shit. Our Strange Vacations episode.

1322
01:33:27.239 --> 01:33:32.239
People are fascinated by that stuff.
So this one's weird. This is the

1323
01:33:32.279 --> 01:33:39.560
Ben Gwett of the north Western Philippines. Blindfold they're dead and place them next

1324
01:33:39.560 --> 01:33:44.479
to the main entrance of the house
obviously the person that's died, to make

1325
01:33:44.520 --> 01:33:48.039
them look like they're alive still.
And these people of the Philippines dress the

1326
01:33:48.039 --> 01:33:51.800
bodies and their best clothes and sit
them in a chair and place a cigarette

1327
01:33:51.840 --> 01:34:02.319
on their lips. We're showing it
image of a supposedly a real one and

1328
01:34:02.359 --> 01:34:04.880
they dress them in there like goofy
ass, like, oh, give you

1329
01:34:04.880 --> 01:34:09.199
a little fun knitted headdress and ship
and like with a bunch of flowers around

1330
01:34:09.239 --> 01:34:19.960
you? Is that wild man so
crazy? So I was gonna end it.

1331
01:34:20.000 --> 01:34:24.520
I feel like this would be an
episode on its own, I feel

1332
01:34:24.520 --> 01:34:27.039
like, but I was gonna mention
like the Day of the Dead, you

1333
01:34:27.079 --> 01:34:31.239
know, d d Les Mortees.
The Day of the Dead obviously is a

1334
01:34:31.279 --> 01:34:36.880
celebration of death where people wear death
skull masks and stuff in Mexico. But

1335
01:34:36.960 --> 01:34:40.079
I wanted to kind of end them. This would be kind of fun.

1336
01:34:40.399 --> 01:34:43.439
How would you like your how would
you what would you like to happen to

1337
01:34:43.479 --> 01:34:47.079
your dead body? There's a couple
of options nowadays. Do you want to

1338
01:34:47.119 --> 01:34:54.319
know? Yeah? So at the
outdoor labs of the University of Tennessee and

1339
01:34:54.359 --> 01:34:59.880
Texas State University, researchers are always
have a great need for human cadavers.

1340
01:35:00.279 --> 01:35:02.800
Uh. This is a place where
groups of students learn about the rate of

1341
01:35:02.880 --> 01:35:13.039
the decomposing corpses to make a biological
environment germinated special plant varieties. So I

1342
01:35:13.039 --> 01:35:17.239
think the idea is they like like
they look at your corpse, right,

1343
01:35:17.880 --> 01:35:25.079
you know, look at it,
and they like study it and and then

1344
01:35:25.119 --> 01:35:30.000
they h then they put you in
a tree, they like plant your body.

1345
01:35:30.079 --> 01:35:32.359
Yeah, no, I'm good for
that. No, I'm nah,

1346
01:35:32.479 --> 01:35:34.640
I'm good for that. I don't. People say, oh, it's for

1347
01:35:34.760 --> 01:35:39.600
science, man, that's for I
don't care. I don't care. I'll

1348
01:35:39.640 --> 01:35:44.680
be dead, so I don't care
what happens with science. To be honest

1349
01:35:44.680 --> 01:35:45.880
with you, Oh man, there's
some cool ones. Just wait man,

1350
01:35:46.279 --> 01:35:49.800
uh they're also this is pretty cool. This is the one I've been down

1351
01:35:49.840 --> 01:35:54.680
for. I would love my my
main one. If I were to choose,

1352
01:35:54.720 --> 01:35:57.479
and I could actually choose and not
have like money towards it, make

1353
01:35:57.560 --> 01:36:00.439
me a fucking mummy. I want
to be wrapped in a bunch of ship,

1354
01:36:00.520 --> 01:36:04.079
put me in expensive sarcophagus and then
just display me in your home,

1355
01:36:04.159 --> 01:36:08.680
but just don't open it because I'll
stink, but like just leave that ship

1356
01:36:08.760 --> 01:36:13.439
out, Like yeah, I want
to be in like one of those big

1357
01:36:13.680 --> 01:36:17.720
massive sarcophagus like fucking Imo tep in
the moment, Yeah, I know,

1358
01:36:18.159 --> 01:36:21.119
it's something I want to do.
I try to convince Chelsea to watch that

1359
01:36:21.159 --> 01:36:26.359
movie Moly, and she was like
hate. God, dude, it is

1360
01:36:27.000 --> 01:36:32.039
so good. I love I like
the movie The Pyramid just for that ship,

1361
01:36:32.479 --> 01:36:42.239
just for I and that even has
that has fucking fucking cry. So

1362
01:36:43.840 --> 01:36:45.920
you would be a bummy. Yeah, I would probably be a mummy.

1363
01:36:46.000 --> 01:36:48.680
I Actually here's a question. I
don't know if you guys have it there.

1364
01:36:48.680 --> 01:36:51.199
You know, when you get a
driver's license, do they ask you

1365
01:36:51.279 --> 01:36:55.600
do you want to be an organ? Yeah? Yeah, uh they never

1366
01:36:55.680 --> 01:36:58.039
asked me, but I would say
no, I'm sorry as that is to

1367
01:36:58.039 --> 01:37:00.199
people that are like, but my
cousin could have used your organ, I

1368
01:37:00.279 --> 01:37:05.119
just I don't know, fuck your
cousin. Yeah, it's like I also

1369
01:37:05.279 --> 01:37:10.920
declined to be an a because I
just get out of it. When anyone

1370
01:37:10.920 --> 01:37:12.800
says to me like, oh my
god, that's Tarboro, like there could

1371
01:37:12.840 --> 01:37:15.640
be somebody that really needs that,
it's like saving. I'm like, you

1372
01:37:15.680 --> 01:37:17.720
don't want anything that's inside of me? No, No, we'll meet.

1373
01:37:17.800 --> 01:37:23.119
That's funny because me neither. But
if it was someone I knew and they're

1374
01:37:23.159 --> 01:37:25.560
like, can you give up a
kidney, and it was somebody I really

1375
01:37:25.600 --> 01:37:28.359
cared about to keep them alive,
yeah, I'd probably do that. But

1376
01:37:28.479 --> 01:37:32.119
to some Porsche lob I don't know, while they probably taken a bunch of

1377
01:37:32.159 --> 01:37:36.000
pharmaceutical messes to keep them alive their
entire life because they got addicted to some

1378
01:37:36.039 --> 01:37:41.960
sort of shit. Uh no,
yeah, no, I'm sorry. So

1379
01:37:42.079 --> 01:37:46.520
you probably caught up with obviously the
familiar image of the ancient Egyptian pharaohs.

1380
01:37:46.720 --> 01:37:49.800
The thing is, now there's no
longer there's not like you know, just

1381
01:37:49.840 --> 01:37:55.039
a privilege for for ancient Egyptian pharaohs. You know, there's a it's called

1382
01:37:55.079 --> 01:38:04.239
the some Sue Mom company s m
m s u m m um sou momumummy

1383
01:38:05.520 --> 01:38:11.640
company will bomb your dead body or
pet and place it inside of an empty

1384
01:38:11.720 --> 01:38:15.159
statue, similar to the ancient forms
of embombing. Of course, with this

1385
01:38:15.359 --> 01:38:20.000
luxurious nature of this method, the
embombing cost is not small. When it

1386
01:38:20.039 --> 01:38:28.720
comes to it, it is uh
sixty seven thousand dollars USD. Yeah,

1387
01:38:28.760 --> 01:38:30.960
I want to go to whole hog
with it thought, and I'm gonna butcher

1388
01:38:31.079 --> 01:38:38.159
this is one the pronunciation whatever,
but I want it like the way it

1389
01:38:38.319 --> 01:38:40.800
was back then, where yeah,
where they pull out your brain, they

1390
01:38:40.800 --> 01:38:43.680
scoop your brain out, yeah,
and then they have the what is it

1391
01:38:43.720 --> 01:38:49.239
like the canompic jars or canomic jars
or whatever it is, and they put

1392
01:38:49.239 --> 01:38:53.239
your organs like stuff your organs down
into all them so they have like all

1393
01:38:53.279 --> 01:38:58.319
these cool little jars and then have
me in a big bad as starcophagus that'll

1394
01:38:58.359 --> 01:39:00.800
be fucked up. Oh yeah,
we mentioned that i'man's thing. They do

1395
01:39:00.880 --> 01:39:02.840
tune your body. That was it? Yeah, that was it. And

1396
01:39:02.960 --> 01:39:05.439
also actually, if you're gonna put
me in a mummy thing, right,

1397
01:39:05.479 --> 01:39:10.319
I want I want you to wrap
me up perfectly like a mummy or whatever.

1398
01:39:10.600 --> 01:39:15.039
But then I want you to cuff
a piece of the head thing away

1399
01:39:15.479 --> 01:39:19.399
and leave my decomposing face sticking it
like a tepe, so like with like

1400
01:39:19.520 --> 01:39:25.239
no lip and like exposed like bones
and shit. I want my stargophagus made,

1401
01:39:25.319 --> 01:39:28.800
but I want it to be like
where you can see my rigamortis.

1402
01:39:29.640 --> 01:39:33.000
Yeah, get it. So I'm
stiff all the time, baby, which

1403
01:39:33.039 --> 01:39:36.960
is you've seen clerks, right,
I have the check at the end.

1404
01:39:38.039 --> 01:39:41.840
Fock's the dead body thinking it's Dante
and it's like a dead guy, so

1405
01:39:42.000 --> 01:39:45.119
fucked up? So or would you
like to be like they can put you

1406
01:39:45.199 --> 01:39:51.439
into the seafloor into uh so if
you die you can be around fish all

1407
01:39:51.479 --> 01:39:56.520
the time. If you love you
know, the ocean, and your cremation

1408
01:39:56.600 --> 01:40:00.439
would be mixed into the environment.
We're in a friendly cast, so this

1409
01:40:00.560 --> 01:40:04.399
is what it could look like,
Yanna boring. Yeah, so you're in

1410
01:40:04.439 --> 01:40:09.880
the bottom of the ocean on my
ting. How about we can shoot your

1411
01:40:09.880 --> 01:40:13.199
fucking shitting out of space. Part
of your ashes will have the opportunity to

1412
01:40:13.239 --> 01:40:16.800
explore the speculat space of the universe
thanks to the idea of space traveler after

1413
01:40:16.960 --> 01:40:23.760
dying thanks to satellite. So there's
certain satellite. The service is expected to

1414
01:40:23.800 --> 01:40:27.479
be released in November twenty fifteen,
so this article is obviously wrote a while

1415
01:40:27.560 --> 01:40:30.479
ago. If this is your choice, congratulations. Your ashes will stay in

1416
01:40:30.560 --> 01:40:35.000
the universe for a long time because
the orbit of this satellite is that's made

1417
01:40:35.000 --> 01:40:40.600
to last from five weeks to several
hundred years. We don't really know because

1418
01:40:40.600 --> 01:40:43.359
we don't know if the others flat
or not, So it could stay in

1419
01:40:43.560 --> 01:40:49.239
orbit for five weeks or several hundred
years. We're not sure because we don't

1420
01:40:49.279 --> 01:40:54.760
know anything, because it's probably not
even going to space. So I'll go

1421
01:40:54.840 --> 01:40:58.199
one step above that. Then put
me in a giant sarcophagus, tie me

1422
01:40:58.279 --> 01:41:01.239
to the side of a rocket and
then shoot me to the moon. Yeah.

1423
01:41:01.359 --> 01:41:03.119
Man, I saw a video and
I want to get I want to

1424
01:41:03.159 --> 01:41:06.760
get one of those high powered lasers
because I saw a video of people like

1425
01:41:06.880 --> 01:41:11.680
pointing the laser at the Moon and
it looks fake, right, looks at

1426
01:41:11.760 --> 01:41:15.319
the Moon's fake And I'm like,
well, I won't know until I do

1427
01:41:15.439 --> 01:41:18.600
it. So I want to do
it myself and then prove if it is

1428
01:41:18.640 --> 01:41:25.319
real or not. You know,
I have I've actually been drawn down that

1429
01:41:25.439 --> 01:41:30.159
like rabbit hole of the whole moon
thing recently. It's a if it's real

1430
01:41:30.319 --> 01:41:33.800
and we don't live in a fucking
dome or whatever, it's a satellite.

1431
01:41:34.000 --> 01:41:39.560
Yeah, I have a lot of
uh new thoughts. I think it might

1432
01:41:39.560 --> 01:41:44.680
be interesting sometime to do. I
actually do a three for all talk Me

1433
01:41:44.720 --> 01:41:47.359
and Jan talked a long time ago, and I kept it because a lot

1434
01:41:47.359 --> 01:41:50.600
of Strange Wines episodes are on the
Patreon now. It is about like the

1435
01:41:50.640 --> 01:41:55.920
idea is the Moon of satellite?
Now? I like it's interesting because I

1436
01:41:55.920 --> 01:42:00.399
would it would be kind of we
should just do a live special called Moon

1437
01:42:00.039 --> 01:42:04.279
question Mark. It's like, really, what the fuck is it? Do

1438
01:42:04.439 --> 01:42:09.560
we know? I don't think so, you know, is it made of

1439
01:42:09.680 --> 01:42:13.119
cheese. I used to think that
when I was a kid, and then

1440
01:42:13.119 --> 01:42:15.960
I used to always get told about
the man on the moon. It looked

1441
01:42:15.960 --> 01:42:19.640
close at the moon, it looks
like a face and ship that's it stills

1442
01:42:19.720 --> 01:42:23.479
a face. And I'm like and
I was like, all right, it's

1443
01:42:23.520 --> 01:42:28.399
like is that where Bear in the
Big Blue House stole that idea? Yeah,

1444
01:42:28.439 --> 01:42:33.439
And there's there's theories how the moon
is a reflection as above so below

1445
01:42:34.039 --> 01:42:39.079
as the Earth, and that if
you match up the moon and the way

1446
01:42:39.119 --> 01:42:43.239
they perceive the map, that there's
extra land on Earth. That's like there's

1447
01:42:43.239 --> 01:42:46.760
a real there's some weird, very
weird theories. Yeah. I seen I

1448
01:42:46.840 --> 01:42:53.079
seen something earlier in the week.
I can't remember. I'm gonna absolutely butcher

1449
01:42:53.159 --> 01:42:58.840
this, but somebody had this like
really detailed description of like so images of

1450
01:42:58.880 --> 01:43:01.479
the moon from art and then supposed
images of the art from the moon.

1451
01:43:02.119 --> 01:43:06.760
Yeah, and how like nothing matches
up at all or makes any sense.

1452
01:43:09.359 --> 01:43:12.560
I thought it was quite fascinating.
There's some weird stuff going on, and

1453
01:43:12.600 --> 01:43:15.239
I that's why I've always said,
like, I don't know what to believe

1454
01:43:15.279 --> 01:43:19.600
in. Speaking of cheese, we
bought some Irish cheese that we liked,

1455
01:43:19.640 --> 01:43:21.439
and I just thought by you the
whole time. And it has like the

1456
01:43:21.479 --> 01:43:26.600
flag on it and ship and it's
just like it's white cheddar. It's like

1457
01:43:26.760 --> 01:43:29.199
Irish cheese. And I was the
whole time I was thinking about it.

1458
01:43:29.159 --> 01:43:30.560
I was like thinking about it.
I was like eating your body. You

1459
01:43:30.600 --> 01:43:36.800
know, what, can can I
send food to Canada? I have no

1460
01:43:36.840 --> 01:43:41.039
idea. Now obviously I know like
I'm going to send like fucking raw meat

1461
01:43:41.119 --> 01:43:44.920
or anything like that, but stuff
like that, is that Is it possible

1462
01:43:44.960 --> 01:43:47.560
for me to send that to you? I don't know because I want I'm

1463
01:43:47.560 --> 01:43:50.319
not gonna say this on here,
like I want to send me some ship,

1464
01:43:50.760 --> 01:43:55.800
but like I don't. I don't
necessarily know because it would be bait.

1465
01:43:55.840 --> 01:43:59.800
Because I've debated on I have a
PO address, So I was debating

1466
01:43:59.800 --> 01:44:03.199
on like giving fans of the show
my PO address because I've had people reach

1467
01:44:03.239 --> 01:44:05.520
out to me and be like,
oh, I want to send you this

1468
01:44:05.720 --> 01:44:09.119
or that, and I was like, I don't think you can do that,

1469
01:44:09.199 --> 01:44:11.159
and they're like they're in the States, Like no, I will go,

1470
01:44:11.640 --> 01:44:13.600
like, we can we can do
that. Like it was like something

1471
01:44:13.640 --> 01:44:16.800
like not crazy. I think it
might've been something like food or something like

1472
01:44:16.800 --> 01:44:20.159
that, or like a I know
one lady want to send me like books

1473
01:44:20.239 --> 01:44:24.359
on something. So a long time
ago, but there was a couple who

1474
01:44:24.399 --> 01:44:26.920
have sent me stuff about like could
I send you this or that? And

1475
01:44:27.000 --> 01:44:29.039
I was like, do you guys
have a mailing address? And I'm like

1476
01:44:29.119 --> 01:44:32.039
not yet. A few years ago
I made the mistake of I started to

1477
01:44:32.039 --> 01:44:36.880
get that request more and more about
sending things to either taste or try or

1478
01:44:36.920 --> 01:44:40.199
do, when I was like,
this is probably dangerous. And a few

1479
01:44:40.239 --> 01:44:43.479
times I was stooped enough to give
out my actual address and I was like

1480
01:44:43.640 --> 01:44:46.680
whoa. Yeah. I was like, I'm going to get fucking Martyred.

1481
01:44:47.079 --> 01:44:49.880
No you like at that. We
have a po address luckily, so I

1482
01:44:49.920 --> 01:44:55.359
could do that. Maybe it just
sent it to the post office whatever,

1483
01:44:55.439 --> 01:45:00.399
but still killed a lady in the
post office instead. So fucked so you

1484
01:45:00.439 --> 01:45:06.560
could actually have your cremations made into
a firework. True motto, it will

1485
01:45:06.600 --> 01:45:12.239
be the moment of glory. Then
suddenly you become brilliant, more brilliant than

1486
01:45:12.239 --> 01:45:15.279
ever. With starting price of around
fifteen hundred us D. I don't know

1487
01:45:15.439 --> 01:45:21.000
USD is and I'm fucking too high. Two dollars isn't it. But it

1488
01:45:21.039 --> 01:45:25.600
takes dollars. Oh weird, that
makes sense. That actually makes a lot

1489
01:45:25.640 --> 01:45:29.760
of sense. I was like,
us would be us courtesy, so it

1490
01:45:29.840 --> 01:45:32.199
makes sense. Who the fuck else
is doing fireworks? Though? So now

1491
01:45:32.640 --> 01:45:38.920
I want to make me a mummy, strap me to a rocket, shoot

1492
01:45:38.920 --> 01:45:41.760
me to the moon, and then
while that's all going on, you can

1493
01:45:41.800 --> 01:45:45.000
take because I have such a big
horn, you can take half of my

1494
01:45:45.119 --> 01:45:47.680
horn and turn it into a firework. Shoot the fireworks off at the same

1495
01:45:47.720 --> 01:45:53.239
time playing the moon. That image
is fucked up, just like you like

1496
01:45:53.439 --> 01:45:59.079
get like out of some fucking cannon, but like you're in a sarcophagus flying

1497
01:45:59.159 --> 01:46:02.640
through the fucking towards the moon.
But like in the dick of the sarcophagus

1498
01:46:02.640 --> 01:46:08.840
there's a bunch of Roman candles,
so it's like boom boom boom as you're

1499
01:46:08.920 --> 01:46:13.239
like flying towards the moon. That's
a pretty good description. That's kind of

1500
01:46:13.319 --> 01:46:17.640
exactly what I was pictured. Or
you could be made to a tattoo that

1501
01:46:17.680 --> 01:46:23.600
would be cool as well. That
Bruce Lee tattoo is hilarious. I'd love

1502
01:46:23.640 --> 01:46:28.560
to get something so funny fucking it's
it's Bruce Lee. But then it connects

1503
01:46:28.600 --> 01:46:33.079
to your fist like he's punching your
giant fist. It's fucking sweet. So

1504
01:46:33.199 --> 01:46:36.479
yeah, this is literally a real
thing. Some tattoo artists will cremate,

1505
01:46:38.119 --> 01:46:43.640
will create memorial tattoos with ink made
from cremated ashes of your loved ones.

1506
01:46:44.399 --> 01:46:46.319
Nice, here's something going to put
out there. Actually know what I think

1507
01:46:46.359 --> 01:46:50.479
of it. If anyone thinks this
is a really funny, cool idea,

1508
01:46:50.840 --> 01:46:56.119
what you can do is you can
send me and Tom money and then you

1509
01:46:56.159 --> 01:47:01.640
can choose the tattoo that we get. I have enough room, there's I

1510
01:47:01.680 --> 01:47:05.199
know there's certain places I want.
Obviously we don't neither of us are going

1511
01:47:05.279 --> 01:47:10.279
to get like the big fucking stevel, no like backpiece or anything. But

1512
01:47:10.319 --> 01:47:14.199
if somebody wants to pick out a
small tattoo, one hundred percent, and

1513
01:47:14.239 --> 01:47:16.560
this is like on to like if
fans are hearing this, like ten years

1514
01:47:16.600 --> 01:47:20.479
later, and if people actually want
to do this, your tattoo of choice.

1515
01:47:20.880 --> 01:47:24.159
But we do get to pick where
it goes on our body and how

1516
01:47:24.199 --> 01:47:27.720
big is it? Big it is
because I have a bunch of plans for

1517
01:47:27.880 --> 01:47:30.880
what I want to do. But
you know, with the recession that we've

1518
01:47:30.920 --> 01:47:34.800
never admitted we live, we have, we're in the bigger more. Uh,

1519
01:47:35.000 --> 01:47:41.760
we're in worse off than we were
in the depression technically due to the

1520
01:47:41.800 --> 01:47:45.800
economy and how it's set up now. No, I'm not my grandfather working

1521
01:47:45.800 --> 01:47:49.239
at eleven years old and barely having
anything to eat. But due to the

1522
01:47:49.239 --> 01:47:53.680
amount of money that is being made
currently and all that shit and how the

1523
01:47:53.720 --> 01:48:00.159
economy is set up, technically,
we're in a very bad I'm luckily they

1524
01:48:00.199 --> 01:48:02.800
get paid decent. Not everyone gets
paid when I get paid, right,

1525
01:48:02.880 --> 01:48:06.319
So, like, I'm sure that
some people are really struggling. I'm glad

1526
01:48:06.359 --> 01:48:11.880
I'm not one of those people,
and I will if I need to,

1527
01:48:12.000 --> 01:48:15.520
man, I'll be like Tony Montana. Yeah, well, actually, I

1528
01:48:15.520 --> 01:48:20.399
think you're saying that from a place
of middle class, white privileged Tom.

1529
01:48:20.680 --> 01:48:26.279
Yes, you can't speak on that
because you obviously don't live and work in

1530
01:48:26.279 --> 01:48:29.279
the coal mines like the rest of
us. No, No, I don't

1531
01:48:29.319 --> 01:48:31.760
live in the coal mines. I
don't have black face coming in a coal

1532
01:48:31.840 --> 01:48:35.920
lone. But no, I do
work hard for my money and I have

1533
01:48:36.119 --> 01:48:40.920
lived a pretty rough flight. Nope, not allowed to say any of that.

1534
01:48:41.319 --> 01:48:45.279
I know, and I know more
poor black people and maybe it's because

1535
01:48:45.319 --> 01:48:47.680
I associate more with white people.
It doesn't matter, No, it doesn't

1536
01:48:47.680 --> 01:48:50.840
matter that you've had any of these
things, or you've been allowed, or

1537
01:48:50.880 --> 01:48:54.399
you have a job or anything.
You could just cancel out all of that

1538
01:48:54.439 --> 01:48:58.880
because it's not right. It's so
funny because most of my friends that I

1539
01:48:58.920 --> 01:49:02.199
grew up with were like poor white
dudes, like dudes that didn't have much.

1540
01:49:03.479 --> 01:49:08.319
I was middle class to say the
least, and definitely mediocre, and

1541
01:49:08.359 --> 01:49:13.960
then I I made my life worse. I've always said this, right that

1542
01:49:14.039 --> 01:49:17.279
I've I was the one that created
a lot of the turmoil that I had

1543
01:49:17.319 --> 01:49:20.920
with in my life. But also
I was questioning my existence and a bunch

1544
01:49:20.960 --> 01:49:25.359
of other shit. Why am I
here all this stuff? But like most

1545
01:49:25.399 --> 01:49:28.800
of my friends, almost all my
friends ever, one kid that I've joked

1546
01:49:28.800 --> 01:49:31.119
about that had a pool in his
house and he would dress with like ripped

1547
01:49:31.199 --> 01:49:35.760
jeans and ripped sweaters to look like
us, because we were all like just

1548
01:49:35.840 --> 01:49:42.479
scraping by technically, Like if technically
all my friends just scraping by and these

1549
01:49:42.479 --> 01:49:45.680
are just white people, my buddy, this is my one buddy that like

1550
01:49:45.720 --> 01:49:48.119
we are like, I would be
jealous because I couldn't hang out there.

1551
01:49:48.279 --> 01:49:51.840
His mom was a nurse and she
worked the nice shift and she was raising

1552
01:49:53.119 --> 01:49:56.960
her like two sons by herself and
a daughter that was grown that would come

1553
01:49:57.239 --> 01:50:00.039
like come into the house, and
we had always razer and shit. But

1554
01:50:00.680 --> 01:50:04.359
like inn, like all my friends
would go there because we're all like from

1555
01:50:04.600 --> 01:50:09.399
poor environments or parents that were just
like trying to scrape by, so like

1556
01:50:09.479 --> 01:50:13.560
let their kids go run around the
town, you know. And it's crazy

1557
01:50:13.600 --> 01:50:16.359
because most people be like, you're
like white privilege, Like shut the fuck

1558
01:50:16.439 --> 01:50:19.760
up, man, there's black privilege
now that if you're anything but white,

1559
01:50:19.800 --> 01:50:24.159
you have some sort of privilege.
Yeah, that's always my argument that I

1560
01:50:24.199 --> 01:50:26.479
know people are just gonna say,
oh, you're only saying that because you're

1561
01:50:26.479 --> 01:50:29.840
white, But like I do feel
like that, like in modern day and

1562
01:50:29.920 --> 01:50:34.279
now it's like a crime to be
like yeah, now one hundred percent and

1563
01:50:34.359 --> 01:50:39.039
you see this, and there's there's
black creators, right, people that you

1564
01:50:39.079 --> 01:50:43.119
know have a darker skin color than
me. Because I say there's one race,

1565
01:50:43.159 --> 01:50:45.319
the human race. I don't even
give a shit, man, I

1566
01:50:45.359 --> 01:50:48.359
have Jamaican family, Man, I
don't give a shit Like this idea that

1567
01:50:48.479 --> 01:50:54.359
like everyone is different and I'm had
two very strong beers of why I'm saying

1568
01:50:54.399 --> 01:50:56.880
stuff like this, because I'm like, don't care. Right at this point

1569
01:50:56.880 --> 01:51:00.840
in my life, I've done this
podcast long enough, i have enough of

1570
01:51:00.880 --> 01:51:03.159
an influence online where I'm like,
man, it is what it is.

1571
01:51:03.199 --> 01:51:06.800
People need to realize that there's something
beyond skin color, the fact that like

1572
01:51:08.880 --> 01:51:12.239
you will be considered more in the
States in Cana. I'm sure Canada does

1573
01:51:12.239 --> 01:51:15.399
this, but you will be considered
more if you're a person of color then

1574
01:51:15.439 --> 01:51:18.920
you will a white person. It's
the same way these French elitist people.

1575
01:51:18.960 --> 01:51:24.399
Why I always shoot on Quebec is
there was people, there's people suing certain

1576
01:51:24.520 --> 01:51:29.279
like jobs or whatever in Quebec that
if you don't speak affluent French, if

1577
01:51:29.319 --> 01:51:32.600
you're like main language isn't like French, you will lose your job or you'll

1578
01:51:32.640 --> 01:51:39.039
get paid less than people that are
French. And for all the Canadians that

1579
01:51:39.119 --> 01:51:41.279
know, and Americans and everyone on
in the other world that don't know,

1580
01:51:41.640 --> 01:51:44.399
nobody really likes Quebec. They want
to do their own thing. And if

1581
01:51:44.439 --> 01:51:47.039
you go there, they're the only
place in Canada that's not bilingual. Everything

1582
01:51:47.079 --> 01:51:50.239
is in French. And if you
don't speak French, they treat you like

1583
01:51:50.640 --> 01:51:59.479
you're a black guy in the nineteen
forties in America. So it's it's wiland.

1584
01:51:59.520 --> 01:52:03.079
I feel like I'm gonna try and
keep my thoughts to myself because this

1585
01:52:03.119 --> 01:52:08.079
is probably a whole other episode.
But yeah, I have a lot of

1586
01:52:08.119 --> 01:52:13.000
thoughts on that und percent and we've
uh this was meant to be like me

1587
01:52:13.000 --> 01:52:15.359
and Aaron Lile. It's been two
months since we've recorded, and Strange Brew

1588
01:52:15.479 --> 01:52:19.479
is very much open, right.
The way we talk about stuff is very

1589
01:52:19.520 --> 01:52:23.159
open, and that's the whole point
of the show, right, is to

1590
01:52:23.359 --> 01:52:26.920
kind of be out there and to
be our true selves. I'm not doing

1591
01:52:26.960 --> 01:52:30.000
this for anyone else but myself.
And then people love and you know,

1592
01:52:30.159 --> 01:52:33.840
connect with that content that I'm doing, then good share it, you know,

1593
01:52:34.640 --> 01:52:38.960
like I've only been here trying to
just do something that's entertaining and fun

1594
01:52:39.000 --> 01:52:44.920
and not be like everybody else.
Yeah, and then you guys know who

1595
01:52:44.960 --> 01:52:46.880
you are the hose heads, right, I joke because that's the what There

1596
01:52:46.920 --> 01:52:50.359
is a cult. I'm just kidding, but it's like a following of this

1597
01:52:50.479 --> 01:52:55.199
show and now coming to your show, and our shows are crossing over where

1598
01:52:55.199 --> 01:52:58.000
I've noticed that recently, I'm getting
more and more down with from Ireland,

1599
01:52:58.560 --> 01:53:01.640
so like there is this like bridge
being connected, right, and and even

1600
01:53:01.640 --> 01:53:04.640
with the podcast or that it was
stuff and this was all meant to be

1601
01:53:04.760 --> 01:53:11.359
fun, right, I've never claimed
to be an intellectual podcast, you know,

1602
01:53:11.600 --> 01:53:13.840
never claim that shit. I'm gonna
talk about what I want to talk

1603
01:53:13.840 --> 01:53:17.199
about, and I'm gonna drink and
get high like I would every day.

1604
01:53:17.399 --> 01:53:21.479
You know. That's the fun of
it. That's like the fun of it

1605
01:53:21.520 --> 01:53:25.279
thought, that's the thing. Like
it's it's sometimes sometimes I think people take

1606
01:53:25.279 --> 01:53:29.079
shit like a little bit too seriously. And I know we've talked about a

1607
01:53:29.119 --> 01:53:32.319
lot of serious topics over the last
year or two or whatever, but like

1608
01:53:33.399 --> 01:53:38.279
there is a degree of it that's
like, you know, everything doesn't have

1609
01:53:38.479 --> 01:53:42.560
to be a problem. I have
to laugh. We've talked about like some

1610
01:53:42.600 --> 01:53:45.199
serious shit. I have to try. Like even Billy always brings up the

1611
01:53:45.359 --> 01:53:49.520
Chris Watts episode, which one of
the darkest episodes be done next to the

1612
01:53:49.600 --> 01:53:53.680
Highway of Tears, which is the
Indigenous people going missing and stuff like that.

1613
01:53:55.479 --> 01:53:59.560
But like even then, I tried
to kid, I'm sure if people

1614
01:53:59.560 --> 01:54:01.279
listen to it, whoa I don't
even remember what fuck I said, but

1615
01:54:01.359 --> 01:54:05.359
I probably tried to get around a
bit, because like even those dark situations,

1616
01:54:05.680 --> 01:54:08.760
I try to. I try.
I have to try and make light

1617
01:54:08.800 --> 01:54:12.039
of it. That's how my psyche
works. And I'm pretty sure everyone that

1618
01:54:12.079 --> 01:54:15.439
listens to this and even more people
out there think the same thing. And

1619
01:54:15.479 --> 01:54:19.359
they always try to hide. Everyone's
trying to like appease people that they don't

1620
01:54:19.359 --> 01:54:24.039
even know. Yeah, just do
your own fucking thing. Be interested in

1621
01:54:24.039 --> 01:54:28.720
what you're interested. And so we
know, we know what Aaron wants to

1622
01:54:28.720 --> 01:54:30.560
do when he dies. Okay,
so let's cover this. Aaron wants to

1623
01:54:30.560 --> 01:54:35.920
be mummified putting a sarcophagus launched into
the moon, but as he's going towards

1624
01:54:36.000 --> 01:54:41.279
the moon, he wants to have
a bunch of Roman candles shooting from his

1625
01:54:41.439 --> 01:54:46.279
penis. It's hard, It's pretty
much it. It's hard to be That's

1626
01:54:46.319 --> 01:54:48.680
pretty much it. I know it's
gonna cost me a lot of money,

1627
01:54:48.720 --> 01:54:53.880
but I feel like that's a pretty
good way to go. And I picture

1628
01:54:53.920 --> 01:54:57.000
as well, kind of like what
you said, I don't want to be

1629
01:54:57.079 --> 01:55:00.840
shot into space and a rocket.
I'm kind of picked sure and more like

1630
01:55:00.840 --> 01:55:10.359
a Johnny Knoxville, Like yeah,
yeah, yeah, that's what I pictured

1631
01:55:10.399 --> 01:55:15.880
too. I definitely pictured that the
fucking waving goodbye as your fucking sarcophagus gets

1632
01:55:15.960 --> 01:55:21.800
launched out this fucking huge kick,
like what's his name, Chris Pontius,

1633
01:55:23.399 --> 01:55:29.199
oh Rip Taylor fa. Honestly,
it's weird because like this has been kind

1634
01:55:29.199 --> 01:55:33.720
of a rants episode which I've named
them now off topic or off the rails,

1635
01:55:33.800 --> 01:55:36.279
I have to have two options or
whatever, because we did that Urban

1636
01:55:36.359 --> 01:55:40.680
Legends episode. I think you saw
clips of it where it's like it was

1637
01:55:40.760 --> 01:55:44.359
just the first time Brett and Sawyer
and Billy and all of us came together

1638
01:55:44.399 --> 01:55:46.159
and stuff like that, and we
just had fun and I had this like

1639
01:55:46.840 --> 01:55:51.399
very complex like Urban Legends tales,
but it just kept going off the rails.

1640
01:55:51.439 --> 01:55:55.119
It just kept going on because I
couldn't help it. There's four of

1641
01:55:55.199 --> 01:56:00.159
us, fucking Billy's like loving,
like Sawyer's joking about ship. It's so

1642
01:56:00.560 --> 01:56:03.560
hard to contain. So that's why
it becomes these kind of fun shows that

1643
01:56:03.600 --> 01:56:08.560
I think that people are used to
and enjoy. Actually, but like i've

1644
01:56:08.720 --> 01:56:13.439
recently why one of my go to
films are Jackass, and I have them

1645
01:56:13.560 --> 01:56:15.640
bought on YouTube so wherever we go, I can watch them. So the

1646
01:56:15.640 --> 01:56:18.560
one day in the honeymoon, I
was drunk and I was like, and

1647
01:56:18.600 --> 01:56:23.359
we had that projector on this like
side of the wall or whatever, and

1648
01:56:23.399 --> 01:56:25.760
I was like, man, we're
just watching some jackass ship and it was

1649
01:56:25.800 --> 01:56:29.239
fucking fun. It's so good.
I watched them, and while back,

1650
01:56:29.279 --> 01:56:30.840
maybe about a year ago, I
watched all of them, and I just

1651
01:56:30.880 --> 01:56:36.000
forgot how funny some of the ship
everything my so I was I was laughing

1652
01:56:36.039 --> 01:56:40.880
at this earlier because I was like, so I have a bunch of people

1653
01:56:41.000 --> 01:56:46.039
beat my body to Paul, but
listen, I wanted to be kids.

1654
01:56:46.439 --> 01:56:50.000
I want specifically to be a bunch
of like children like a village, like

1655
01:56:50.079 --> 01:56:54.720
laughing their asses off, like the
best enjoyment they've had because they live in

1656
01:56:54.760 --> 01:56:59.439
like a village. Like yeah,
yes, because my entire entire plane.

1657
01:56:59.560 --> 01:57:02.560
Yeah you smack me candy? Does
you stuff my mouthful of candy? Right?

1658
01:57:02.840 --> 01:57:04.439
I'm like, this is all coming
off the top of my head.

1659
01:57:04.520 --> 01:57:09.039
So I stuffed my mouthful of candy
and then they beat me to a living

1660
01:57:09.079 --> 01:57:13.680
pop. And then when I I
spee you out candy right, and then

1661
01:57:15.079 --> 01:57:18.000
yeah and then yeah, but you
have to string me up first too,

1662
01:57:18.159 --> 01:57:20.399
and like you supposed if you have
to hit my stomach, you know,

1663
01:57:20.399 --> 01:57:24.159
because I'm kind of tab you gotta
like fucking get that ship down to Billy

1664
01:57:24.239 --> 01:57:32.359
side body. Yeah, you know, they string me up and then just

1665
01:57:32.439 --> 01:57:34.920
hang me there for like a week
or so. You know, I just

1666
01:57:34.920 --> 01:57:41.319
like have everyone look at me and
stuff like that, and then you strap

1667
01:57:41.399 --> 01:57:45.000
me to like a donkey and then
just rive me out into the desert and

1668
01:57:45.039 --> 01:57:48.640
then just have a bunch of vultures
pick apart my flesh. But then R

1669
01:57:48.680 --> 01:57:55.279
two D two and C three p
O find me there and they drag me

1670
01:57:55.319 --> 01:58:00.600
to that thing that Luke Skywalker goes
to and return of the Jedi pit or

1671
01:58:00.600 --> 01:58:03.800
whatever. Yeah, opens up and
he's like, you know the pig people,

1672
01:58:04.000 --> 01:58:08.439
those pig dudes are, and then
they eat my bones and that's how

1673
01:58:08.479 --> 01:58:14.960
I'll die. I can just imagine. I'm actually visioning like some kind of

1674
01:58:15.000 --> 01:58:19.159
like desert area and there's like you
know, like maybe some grass or tumble

1675
01:58:19.159 --> 01:58:23.840
beeat and ship, and then just
over the horizon you can just see R

1676
01:58:23.920 --> 01:58:30.600
two D T just so slowly just
walking towards you. I just and I

1677
01:58:30.640 --> 01:58:33.439
also wonder how much of your body
would be left after it was beaten to

1678
01:58:33.520 --> 01:58:39.600
a pulp and left hanging for a
week. Yeah, you know that do

1679
01:58:39.680 --> 01:58:42.960
that Beele juice where he's hanging out
of the rope and he's like been smashed

1680
01:58:43.000 --> 01:58:46.239
by the tire. That's how it
looked like a little worse. Actually,

1681
01:58:46.319 --> 01:58:51.199
you know what else I would probably
really like if they were able to perform

1682
01:58:51.279 --> 01:58:55.000
some sort of shrunken head thing on
me. So leave me with my normal

1683
01:58:55.079 --> 01:58:58.119
sized body, but give me that
tiny head like the doing Beetle juice,

1684
01:58:58.840 --> 01:59:03.600
and then how me like like taxi
army, just like put me in like

1685
01:59:04.039 --> 01:59:06.960
in an armchair in the sitting room, so like all the grand kids can

1686
01:59:06.960 --> 01:59:11.039
look at me and I have this
tiny yeal or shrunken head but the normal

1687
01:59:11.199 --> 01:59:15.199
Yeah, dude, that is actually
what was one of my ideas. And

1688
01:59:15.239 --> 01:59:17.199
I've said this to Chelsea for sure. I've joked about it when we were

1689
01:59:17.199 --> 01:59:20.399
watching like Baits Motel or whatever.
I was like, man, just fucking

1690
01:59:20.439 --> 01:59:24.560
stuff me. So you know,
finally, if you were able to do

1691
01:59:24.600 --> 01:59:27.760
that, because it should be for
I don't give a ship freedom of expression

1692
01:59:27.800 --> 01:59:31.640
it everywhere other than what it goes
too far. But if I agreed with

1693
01:59:31.680 --> 01:59:33.680
my kids and stuff like that,
and I was like, I want to

1694
01:59:33.680 --> 01:59:36.880
be a I want to be a
doll. I want to be a mannequin.

1695
01:59:38.439 --> 01:59:42.560
And they agreed, and I agreed
that freedom man as a freedom supposed

1696
01:59:42.560 --> 01:59:44.760
to be about, you know,
if they want to do that, and

1697
01:59:44.800 --> 01:59:46.680
then if you have if you bring
people over, that's your choice, you

1698
01:59:46.720 --> 01:59:49.760
know, and they don't like it, then that's your choice. Be like

1699
01:59:49.800 --> 01:59:56.039
the fucking the Grandpa in Texas And
have you played the game yet? No?

1700
01:59:56.399 --> 01:59:59.439
You have to like feed Grandpa blood. I haven't played as much as

1701
01:59:59.439 --> 02:00:01.319
I should have, like should have. There's a couple of things, and

1702
02:00:01.359 --> 02:00:04.640
this is something that we probably need
to talk about, not on an episode

1703
02:00:04.680 --> 02:00:08.079
or whatever, but there's a couple
of things that I want to pick up.

1704
02:00:08.119 --> 02:00:11.600
But I only want to pick up
stuff that maybe we can play online.

1705
02:00:12.000 --> 02:00:15.520
There is a open thing, I'm
sure for the fans of my show

1706
02:00:15.560 --> 02:00:18.439
and your show where we should do
an episode about horror games, because I've

1707
02:00:18.439 --> 02:00:21.439
specifically spent time doing that the last
two years. That is the stuff on

1708
02:00:21.520 --> 02:00:26.560
Patreon that at dead of night game
or you get Chasing the Hotel's the most

1709
02:00:26.560 --> 02:00:30.439
frightening. I smatched my face to
there's a new game I see everybody talking

1710
02:00:30.479 --> 02:00:34.319
about you have to it's only a
shark game. I think it's like eighteen

1711
02:00:34.359 --> 02:00:39.760
minutes. But if you make any
noise, you die. I'm not good

1712
02:00:39.840 --> 02:00:45.640
that it records like you, so
like if you whimp or scream, shout

1713
02:00:45.720 --> 02:00:49.640
or anything like that, something like
that. I remember a game like that

1714
02:00:49.720 --> 02:00:54.800
where it's kind of like quiet place
or whatever. It's a game where you're,

1715
02:00:54.840 --> 02:00:57.840
like, I think, in kind
of like a snowy area. I

1716
02:00:57.880 --> 02:01:00.600
try it like once, and if
you're the killer thing, you're like blind,

1717
02:01:00.640 --> 02:01:03.359
but you can pick up on things
and people talk on mics. And

1718
02:01:03.399 --> 02:01:06.279
I tried playing it. It's fine
because no one was on the server,

1719
02:01:06.720 --> 02:01:10.840
so I couldn't hear. I couldn't
play it because there's no one on the

1720
02:01:10.880 --> 02:01:14.960
server. But the premise of the
game looked cool and was smart, and

1721
02:01:15.000 --> 02:01:16.560
my brother was like, you should
stream this and shit, and I tried,

1722
02:01:16.640 --> 02:01:18.960
and I was like, man,
I'm just gonna talk this whole time.

1723
02:01:19.079 --> 02:01:23.479
I get scared, so like in
with games of this big moderor front

1724
02:01:23.479 --> 02:01:27.840
me that Dead of Night game for
everyone that knows. I smashed my face

1725
02:01:27.880 --> 02:01:30.359
into a fucking microphone because I was
so scared of this guy appearing at nowhere

1726
02:01:30.800 --> 02:01:33.600
you want to play a game to
stream? That one was fucking it man,

1727
02:01:34.239 --> 02:01:36.960
so scary. All right, Well, we went an hour longer than

1728
02:01:38.000 --> 02:01:43.000
we thought we were going to at
least for this, and you know this

1729
02:01:43.079 --> 02:01:45.520
is what happens. Two months go
by. Right, We're best friends across

1730
02:01:45.560 --> 02:01:51.239
the world, and this is gonna
be an ongoing thing where Aaron's gonna disappear

1731
02:01:51.279 --> 02:01:56.319
and then not tell me about it. I'm just kidding. We're back to

1732
02:01:56.359 --> 02:01:59.880
the grind and we have plenty of
ideas. I'm so like every time we

1733
02:02:00.079 --> 02:02:02.920
talk, for all the fans that
like, I have such a I have

1734
02:02:03.039 --> 02:02:06.279
like a million things I've already thought
about with Billy. I'm like, Okay,

1735
02:02:06.359 --> 02:02:10.439
what what do I need to do
with Billy? Okay, what would

1736
02:02:10.479 --> 02:02:13.880
be funny to hear Billy talk about? And that's like easy, right,

1737
02:02:13.880 --> 02:02:16.279
because I'm like, Okay, this
has to be him, has to because

1738
02:02:16.560 --> 02:02:21.399
his thought would be interesting or funny
or whatever. Right, And that's why

1739
02:02:21.399 --> 02:02:25.520
there shot episodes and want all three
of us to finally put together and do.

1740
02:02:26.239 --> 02:02:29.439
But there's certain ones where I'm like, h I want to hear your

1741
02:02:29.520 --> 02:02:31.439
thoughts or we have to do this. So we've been planning a bunch of

1742
02:02:31.479 --> 02:02:35.000
stuff on both sides of the world, and I'm so excited. Man,

1743
02:02:35.000 --> 02:02:40.319
I can't stop thinking of ideas.
I feel like sometimes I'm like I have

1744
02:02:40.399 --> 02:02:44.159
like fucking autism or something, or
am I like on the spectrum because like

1745
02:02:44.239 --> 02:02:47.479
I get all of these ideas and
like I have so many like lists and

1746
02:02:47.600 --> 02:02:53.199
notes and notebooks and like pieces of
paper and like notes in my phone.

1747
02:02:53.520 --> 02:02:56.680
Yeah, I'm like I really should
like try and condense these down into something

1748
02:02:56.720 --> 02:03:00.880
where like I can actually attempt to
action them, yeah, instead of just

1749
02:03:00.920 --> 02:03:05.000
like being like sporadic. Like it's
so funny because we think the exact same

1750
02:03:05.039 --> 02:03:10.760
thing. I have a list of
over a hundred episodes more than that that

1751
02:03:10.840 --> 02:03:15.880
I want to do, right,
but guess what, I always find something

1752
02:03:15.880 --> 02:03:19.560
else that I end up writing out
before this list of fucking episodes that I

1753
02:03:19.600 --> 02:03:23.199
have. You have, we have
Meet Aaron, have a list of stuff

1754
02:03:23.199 --> 02:03:26.640
we want to do for both of
our shows, at least with us,

1755
02:03:27.159 --> 02:03:30.640
and I don't think we've even touched
a bit of it. Nope, I'm

1756
02:03:30.640 --> 02:03:32.720
looking at it right now. So
just before we finish the episode, so

1757
02:03:32.800 --> 02:03:42.359
for commentaries, we have Blair Witch
two the Craft heroes or three August,

1758
02:03:42.520 --> 02:03:53.880
Underground Chernobyl Diaries, starting Slashers in
two thousand and one, Stitches Shrooms.

1759
02:03:53.960 --> 02:03:58.760
Oh yeah, that clown shit.
I haven't seen that either. There see

1760
02:03:58.800 --> 02:04:04.800
it's on there reviews. We have
the new hell Raiser Tusk, Dark Skies,

1761
02:04:05.720 --> 02:04:09.520
Dark Sky's amazing. God do we
gotta get on this ship man?

1762
02:04:12.119 --> 02:04:15.720
And this is forecast, so everyone
go check out that ship. Episode idea

1763
02:04:15.760 --> 02:04:19.960
is best killed scenes, best on
made sequels, creepiest movie scenes, best

1764
02:04:19.960 --> 02:04:25.760
horror movie locations, worst horror movies
of all time, most underrated, most

1765
02:04:25.880 --> 02:04:31.079
overrated, And then for strange brew, I have a ship on John Lang

1766
02:04:31.279 --> 02:04:41.039
that gangs to you. Yes,
James Bulger's murder, nine eleven Conspiracies,

1767
02:04:41.119 --> 02:04:50.279
Texas Killing Fields, Alison Alison mack
Red, Dragon Book Wolf Messing Alison mack

1768
02:04:50.439 --> 02:04:55.760
Is the next call, isn't it? What else do we have? Mckamey

1769
02:04:55.840 --> 02:05:03.279
manor Finders Coach, Staten Island Disappearance, Backyard Wrestling, watch Lungs, the

1770
02:05:03.359 --> 02:05:09.600
New Jack stabbing in the incident,
that fucking wrestler. It's like basically Nerdy

1771
02:05:09.680 --> 02:05:12.600
Martyred the dude in the ring.
Dude. When you to start doing this,

1772
02:05:12.680 --> 02:05:15.119
especially some of the ones that are
for your show, that are easy

1773
02:05:15.199 --> 02:05:17.520
to do, the best location ship. I can think of that ship right

1774
02:05:17.560 --> 02:05:19.720
now. Give me a beer or
two, I'll be like, oh,

1775
02:05:19.760 --> 02:05:25.399
the best horror movie locations a fucking
desert. It was like nothing, I

1776
02:05:25.439 --> 02:05:28.119
need to I need to start pulling
that together, and I'll start. We'll

1777
02:05:28.119 --> 02:05:30.039
get the images and stuff and start
getting them a loaded hundred percent. There's

1778
02:05:30.039 --> 02:05:32.239
so much stuff. That's why I
want the fans to know that, Like

1779
02:05:32.680 --> 02:05:38.239
this motivates me, you know,
like recording with you always like gets my

1780
02:05:38.359 --> 02:05:40.920
blood going. I don't know,
because we were like the same. I

1781
02:05:40.920 --> 02:05:44.880
feel like I can three your thoughts
sometimes about certain stuff I want to do

1782
02:05:45.000 --> 02:05:46.920
or whatever. Right Billy, I'm
like, I look at him and I

1783
02:05:46.920 --> 02:05:51.760
don't know what the fuck's going on
his mind. Look at him. You

1784
02:05:51.800 --> 02:05:55.720
mentioned him. I just picture him
when you're done, him up as the

1785
02:05:55.760 --> 02:05:59.920
fucking clown. I know. Well, no, it was the the funniest

1786
02:06:00.000 --> 02:06:02.239
ship was I was doing my makeup. You saw the story where he came

1787
02:06:02.279 --> 02:06:06.159
up behind me in the Slenderman outfit, and I was like, he's like

1788
02:06:06.279 --> 02:06:11.319
it shows like everything, Like he's
just like it's like sucked. It's like

1789
02:06:11.319 --> 02:06:15.800
seeing Billy, naked without like the
details. So like he did that,

1790
02:06:15.880 --> 02:06:20.760
he stood over me and the YouTube
clip for like the what's it called the

1791
02:06:21.000 --> 02:06:27.479
stupid tag? What's that called?
Screen? What can thumbnails? I was

1792
02:06:27.520 --> 02:06:30.840
like tag whatever? Uh, And
he stood over and you could see like

1793
02:06:30.439 --> 02:06:33.279
you can kind of see some ship
in his crotcherry. So I had to

1794
02:06:33.279 --> 02:06:38.479
put the logo over it. I
was like, great, yeah, cause

1795
02:06:38.479 --> 02:06:41.560
it's like he look a me.
So you'll get a fucking power rager.

1796
02:06:41.880 --> 02:06:45.039
So far, everything we've done for
the Halloween Specialist that has been very funny.

1797
02:06:45.199 --> 02:06:51.560
That's why next year you actually have
to be there to come over there.

1798
02:06:51.560 --> 02:06:58.039
Man. And I know you were
there in the live special, but

1799
02:06:58.199 --> 02:07:01.760
that was like three hours you showed
up to get completely blast blasted. It's

1800
02:07:02.000 --> 02:07:08.520
between plastered and blasted. So that
was like it's on the Patreon. I

1801
02:07:09.000 --> 02:07:13.279
deplore people. We cut it before
it got too crazy. Uh, but

1802
02:07:13.439 --> 02:07:15.439
you were coherent and like I said
when I edited, it was the last

1803
02:07:15.520 --> 02:07:19.920
forty five minutes that you became like
and I've done that on the show my

1804
02:07:20.039 --> 02:07:25.039
well, my the Leprechaun episode the
same paths. The last Russure we did.

1805
02:07:25.399 --> 02:07:28.560
It was the last ten minutes all
of a sudden, it hit all

1806
02:07:28.640 --> 02:07:30.199
that hit me, and I was
like, ah, I couldn't even think

1807
02:07:30.239 --> 02:07:39.159
Man Gone to the Zoo. That
was absolutely fucking what. I rewatched some

1808
02:07:39.279 --> 02:07:45.119
of it and I was like like
audib audibly laughing, Like Chelsea, what

1809
02:07:45.119 --> 02:07:48.000
do you laugh now? I'm like
what now? I was like, that's

1810
02:07:48.399 --> 02:07:54.359
that's slow dissent. Yeah. It
was just fucked red. And because I

1811
02:07:54.479 --> 02:07:57.680
was also high in my like Batman
makeup and ship, some of the ship

1812
02:07:57.720 --> 02:08:01.119
that was going on with that,
like Jess was killing me. It was

1813
02:08:01.279 --> 02:08:07.439
just fucking it's my alarm. Oh
Tom, wake up, Yeah, wake

1814
02:08:07.520 --> 02:08:11.800
up from your dream. I've been
I uh to end this bally state ed,

1815
02:08:13.119 --> 02:08:16.920
I've been. I've been listen I
I so recently I've been listening to

1816
02:08:16.560 --> 02:08:20.239
Uh, David Wilcox's book Always Take
Him with a grain of Salt. I've

1817
02:08:20.399 --> 02:08:24.520
read all of his books. Uh, so this is the last one that

1818
02:08:24.520 --> 02:08:26.800
I'm actually gonna listen to. Uh. He's the guy from Ancient Aliens that

1819
02:08:26.840 --> 02:08:31.479
claims that he's like Edgar Casey.
Uh. He's a weird looking fellow.

1820
02:08:31.520 --> 02:08:33.800
He says a lot of weird shit, and I don't know if it's true

1821
02:08:33.880 --> 02:08:35.600
or not. But also at the
same time, I'm reading David Ix' books

1822
02:08:35.680 --> 02:08:39.520
Children of a Matrix while reading a
Howard Zinn book while listening to howard' z

1823
02:08:39.560 --> 02:08:45.359
in on the way home from work. So I'm trying to consume myself those

1824
02:08:45.479 --> 02:08:48.840
knowledge and then I just that's what
I'm trying to do. And then I

1825
02:08:48.880 --> 02:08:54.159
just got I got very cheap the
Manly P. Hall book, The Secrets

1826
02:08:54.159 --> 02:08:58.479
of All Ages or whatever one loves
Manly P. Hall, and I realized

1827
02:08:58.479 --> 02:09:03.720
how thick that ship was. It's
huge, and he's like that it's like

1828
02:09:03.760 --> 02:09:07.439
an encyclopedia of the occult, and
I'm like, way bigger than I thought

1829
02:09:07.479 --> 02:09:09.560
it was. So like, I
just like, I'm trying to buy as

1830
02:09:09.600 --> 02:09:13.800
many books that I know that I
want in my collection before all of a

1831
02:09:13.840 --> 02:09:18.680
sudden can is like you can't own
anything, not even but North Korea.

1832
02:09:18.239 --> 02:09:22.359
Yeah, North Korea. So I'm
trying. Yeah, they're looking towards China,

1833
02:09:22.520 --> 02:09:26.119
North Korea and get You'll be going
to like fucking You'll be going into

1834
02:09:26.159 --> 02:09:33.399
bookstores and stuff and it'll be just
like MPC fucking customers and like fake books

1835
02:09:33.399 --> 02:09:39.079
and shiite fall through him because he's
like it was some dude. I can't

1836
02:09:39.159 --> 02:09:41.479
remember. He must have like a
YouTube channel or some ship or some presence

1837
02:09:41.520 --> 02:09:46.039
online, but I had seen it
clip on TikTok someone like reposted or something,

1838
02:09:46.359 --> 02:09:50.560
and he was in some sort of
a car dealership in North Korea.

1839
02:09:50.199 --> 02:09:54.319
Yeah, and like he was filming
it. It was the most bizarre looking

1840
02:09:54.359 --> 02:09:56.520
thing. He's talking like as he's
doing He's like, yes, I'm here

1841
02:09:56.560 --> 02:10:01.800
looking at these cars and whatever.
I'm like pretending I'm interested. And he

1842
02:10:01.960 --> 02:10:05.119
was like, nobody in here is
a customer. I don't think. I

1843
02:10:05.159 --> 02:10:11.399
think the company have hired these people
to walk around the showroom to act as

1844
02:10:11.439 --> 02:10:16.239
if like they're interested in the cars. And like he he says something,

1845
02:10:16.520 --> 02:10:20.920
there's a guy like looking at one
of them, and he's like, oh,

1846
02:10:20.960 --> 02:10:22.840
yeah, it's a nice car.
Whatever you interested, And the dude

1847
02:10:24.079 --> 02:10:28.359
like turns and like I wouldn't say
runs away, but like kind of scurries

1848
02:10:28.359 --> 02:10:31.239
away, and he's like, oh
weird. He was like this is such

1849
02:10:31.239 --> 02:10:35.119
a bizarre He was like, nobody's
coming near me to ask me about anything.

1850
02:10:35.520 --> 02:10:39.520
Nobody's like it's like everyone's just like
going around like it's a show.

1851
02:10:39.760 --> 02:10:43.640
I can't imagine what it's like in
like place like China, and like people

1852
02:10:43.720 --> 02:10:50.399
think that the people that understand the
history on both sides of what's going on

1853
02:10:50.479 --> 02:10:56.000
with the current war that has been
around as long as I've been alive is

1854
02:10:56.119 --> 02:11:00.640
uh is. It's kind of crazy
because Gaza Strip was people. It's like

1855
02:11:00.760 --> 02:11:03.319
the first this setup for the first
fifteen minute city, the idea of it,

1856
02:11:03.600 --> 02:11:09.119
because it is constantly surveilled. They're
constantly at the borders. There's checkpoints,

1857
02:11:09.159 --> 02:11:13.760
so you can't pass certain checkpoints for
this reason or that reason. And

1858
02:11:13.800 --> 02:11:16.680
then if you know, because I
saw this way before, I knew about

1859
02:11:16.680 --> 02:11:20.199
this stuff a long time ago,
just because of the rappers I was listening

1860
02:11:20.279 --> 02:11:22.960
to, Right, it builds Jewish
Necros Jewish. They talked about Vinnie Paz's

1861
02:11:24.039 --> 02:11:28.720
Muslim He talks about it, you
know, And it is kind of crazy

1862
02:11:28.720 --> 02:11:33.439
because they have mass surveillance and they
have to go through checkpoints and it's like

1863
02:11:33.439 --> 02:11:37.760
a fifteen minute city of what the
idea of what they want to bring about.

1864
02:11:37.840 --> 02:11:39.560
Right. It's always so hard for
me to not to talk about this

1865
02:11:39.560 --> 02:11:43.960
stuff because I can. I see
it everywhere. Man, I see all

1866
02:11:43.960 --> 02:11:46.439
these people outraged about this or that. But then it's like it's very weird

1867
02:11:46.439 --> 02:11:50.680
that people will get outraged about stuff
in another country, about what's happening,

1868
02:11:52.000 --> 02:11:56.279
But then when people were coerced into
taking some sort of medical experiment, they're

1869
02:11:56.319 --> 02:11:58.079
like, no, it's good for
everybody, go do it, and they're

1870
02:11:58.119 --> 02:12:01.800
like you know, and then people
didn't want to. I always looked at

1871
02:12:01.960 --> 02:12:03.720
to me, whatever you want to
about like segregation of people. To end

1872
02:12:03.720 --> 02:12:07.600
this on like whatever, I always
looked at like a jew in the nineteen

1873
02:12:07.680 --> 02:12:11.640
forties of like what people thought about
me because I didn't want to take it.

1874
02:12:13.279 --> 02:12:15.880
You know, well, I think
what happens there is because I thought

1875
02:12:15.920 --> 02:12:18.840
about that a lot. Why does
that happen? You know, Like it's

1876
02:12:18.840 --> 02:12:22.319
the same here in Ireland, Like
we have all these opinions about Like the

1877
02:12:22.399 --> 02:12:26.760
news was on in the background earlier
before we started recording, when I was

1878
02:12:26.760 --> 02:12:30.640
down getting a drink and I'm like
just listening to all this shit about the

1879
02:12:30.680 --> 02:12:35.319
gay as a strip and like what
all these Irish correspondents think in English correspondence,

1880
02:12:35.920 --> 02:12:37.239
and I'm like it's really funny,
Like we're talking about all this shit

1881
02:12:37.279 --> 02:12:41.159
about like what they should and shouldn't
do and it should be this and it

1882
02:12:41.159 --> 02:12:43.880
should be that, and we're so
worried about what's going on over there,

1883
02:12:43.920 --> 02:12:48.439
and there's one Irish person or something
that was held hostage out millions of people

1884
02:12:48.479 --> 02:12:50.159
and it's like a big travesty and
oh my god, we should like blow

1885
02:12:50.239 --> 02:12:54.560
up the whole world. And then
it's like all this shit that's going on

1886
02:12:54.720 --> 02:12:58.880
in our own country and everyone's like
no, well, clearly, like you

1887
02:12:58.920 --> 02:13:03.439
know, our government wouldn't tell us
the wrong thing, or no we live

1888
02:13:03.520 --> 02:13:07.199
we live in Ireland or we live
in America, so we're not we've been

1889
02:13:07.319 --> 02:13:16.039
told do we live in a democracy? Like so our like every news bulletin

1890
02:13:16.720 --> 02:13:20.039
is revolving around the Gaza strip and
what's going on there, and it's like

1891
02:13:20.800 --> 02:13:24.840
the like five seconds at the end
of like the news bulletin is like,

1892
02:13:24.159 --> 02:13:28.960
oh yeah, by the way,
you know, the Minister for Transport and

1893
02:13:30.119 --> 02:13:35.039
the Minister for Tourism and the guarda
Commissioner which is like the police commissioner and

1894
02:13:35.079 --> 02:13:41.000
all these people have signed off on
all these things to have self deportation so

1895
02:13:41.039 --> 02:13:45.279
we don't deport people in Ireland.
So illegal immigrants don't get deported by force.

1896
02:13:45.920 --> 02:13:50.479
They're served a notice to self deport
and then there is no exit checks

1897
02:13:50.600 --> 02:13:52.359
to find out if these people have
actually left the country. You know what's

1898
02:13:52.399 --> 02:13:58.720
crazy. Every country is falling in
lockstep with that. United States starting to

1899
02:13:58.720 --> 02:14:01.279
do that in our buying a ministry. So it's Canada and it is.

1900
02:14:01.359 --> 02:14:05.680
It is crazy because people are not
aware of that this is being used for

1901
02:14:05.800 --> 02:14:11.239
a distraction one hundred percent. And
it always bothers me because I'm always like,

1902
02:14:11.319 --> 02:14:15.159
man, you didn't stand up.
Where were all you people that were

1903
02:14:15.199 --> 02:14:18.000
like free Gaza and you know,
free Palestine, Because like, if I

1904
02:14:18.039 --> 02:14:22.119
was gonna sway more into one way
or the other, it's gonna be because

1905
02:14:22.159 --> 02:14:26.840
Gas has been bombed more than any
of their place is the more most you

1906
02:14:26.840 --> 02:14:31.199
know place, there's most people in
a designated area whatever. And it's it's

1907
02:14:31.239 --> 02:14:35.239
crazy because I released one of my
songs on Spotify, uh and like YouTube

1908
02:14:35.319 --> 02:14:39.079
music or whatever try to release my
old songs and it uses an atmosphere beat,

1909
02:14:39.079 --> 02:14:41.800
which I'm trying to grab a copyright
thing. But I posted a long

1910
02:14:41.840 --> 02:14:48.920
time ago and I said I said
something about like, uh, you know,

1911
02:14:48.960 --> 02:14:52.800
all the deaths and gazz as the
Western world just sits back and laughter

1912
02:14:52.079 --> 02:14:56.159
like and it's it's just so weird
because I wrote that ship when I was

1913
02:14:56.199 --> 02:14:58.439
like twenty dude, Like I was
twenty years like ten years ago, eleven

1914
02:14:58.520 --> 02:15:01.600
years ago, I was talking about
this stuff and like I said, Iraq

1915
02:15:01.720 --> 02:15:07.159
left in disaster and all the deaths
and gaza as the Western world just sits

1916
02:15:07.199 --> 02:15:11.000
back and laughter, like it's something
like that. It's just interesting because I

1917
02:15:11.079 --> 02:15:15.680
was like very young and knew about
this stuff, and like I don't there

1918
02:15:15.720 --> 02:15:20.439
is deaths on either side, right, But I'm always like, who's orchestraing

1919
02:15:20.479 --> 02:15:24.840
that? Though? Who? Who? Funny Hamas? Right, Like where's

1920
02:15:24.840 --> 02:15:28.600
all this money come from? These
weapons and ship? Right? So I

1921
02:15:28.640 --> 02:15:31.640
love talking about this ship and that's
that's the wild part about it, And

1922
02:15:31.720 --> 02:15:33.199
like we could probably do a whole
episode on the separate from this, but

1923
02:15:33.439 --> 02:15:41.239
like you know, it's like the
same the same places that are funding uh

1924
02:15:41.880 --> 02:15:48.920
like weaponry and all this ship are
then like the same people who were going

1925
02:15:48.960 --> 02:15:54.159
in and like spending billions to like
rebuild yeah black rocking fucking Raytheon and stuff,

1926
02:15:54.199 --> 02:16:00.640
and it's just like there's nobody and
like I'm right and I'm fucking like

1927
02:16:00.800 --> 02:16:03.840
I don't ever claim to be like
an intellectual learning I'm a dombas, But

1928
02:16:03.920 --> 02:16:09.199
if my dumbas sitting in a fucking
attic in the southeast of Ireland can see

1929
02:16:09.319 --> 02:16:15.000
that. And I try not to
consume news as much as possible because it's

1930
02:16:15.079 --> 02:16:18.920
just like number one. To me, it sounds more unbelievable than watching fucking

1931
02:16:18.960 --> 02:16:24.479
Freddy Krueger killed Nancy and number two. I just can't suffer it. It

1932
02:16:24.600 --> 02:16:26.279
just makes me miserable. Like I'll
obviously have an idea of what's going on

1933
02:16:26.319 --> 02:16:30.680
in the world, but I try
not to look at like the fucking you

1934
02:16:30.680 --> 02:16:35.360
know, the CNN version. And
I never watched newsduo, but shipped into

1935
02:16:35.399 --> 02:16:37.239
I told you as, I was
in a lot of timpoole, right,

1936
02:16:37.360 --> 02:16:41.840
and then this happened, and then
he swayed to one way instantly on this

1937
02:16:41.920 --> 02:16:45.719
side of Israel, and then he
started getting swayed to the other side.

1938
02:16:46.040 --> 02:16:48.639
And then he realized because I commented, I was like, man, I

1939
02:16:48.680 --> 02:16:50.760
come out with his post. I
was like, dude, you're being a

1940
02:16:50.799 --> 02:16:54.680
fucking massive hypocrite and the way that
you're speaking about the deaths of people and

1941
02:16:54.719 --> 02:16:58.239
being for like, oh, Israel
has the right to defend themselves and stuff

1942
02:16:58.239 --> 02:17:01.399
like that, So then does that
mean that Ukraine had the right to defend

1943
02:17:01.440 --> 02:17:05.959
themselves against Russia? If you're thinking
in that ideology and stuff like that,

1944
02:17:05.000 --> 02:17:09.440
you guys are like you're playing the
same hand, in the same puppet hand.

1945
02:17:09.600 --> 02:17:13.360
You're you're feeding into that hand of
that slave master that you're claiming to

1946
02:17:13.559 --> 02:17:16.680
not want to be oppressed by.
And I was like, man, these

1947
02:17:16.680 --> 02:17:20.040
people are such hypocrites, all of
them. So I stopped like listening.

1948
02:17:20.120 --> 02:17:24.440
And now that's why I told you, I've started to listen to books and

1949
02:17:24.440 --> 02:17:28.040
and old talks of Howard z In
talk about history because I truly believe he

1950
02:17:28.159 --> 02:17:31.239
understood the real history of what was
going on, and he didn't play favorites

1951
02:17:31.959 --> 02:17:37.799
and looked at uh subjectively from the
outside. Uh it's it's fascinating to me.

1952
02:17:37.879 --> 02:17:39.760
That's why some of my videos have
blown up of me posting him talk

1953
02:17:39.959 --> 02:17:43.559
about you know shit. But I
just wanted to say to like kind of

1954
02:17:43.600 --> 02:17:46.559
and this is I stopped listening.
I'll listen to Timpool if I am at

1955
02:17:46.559 --> 02:17:50.760
work and I'm do a specific job
that can listen to the speaker for like

1956
02:17:50.799 --> 02:17:52.719
an hour of podcasting and kind of
do the same thing for an hour.

1957
02:17:52.799 --> 02:17:56.639
It's not like a couple time once
or twice a week, and uh so

1958
02:17:56.680 --> 02:17:58.319
I'll put that up and do that. But mostly now if I can,

1959
02:17:58.399 --> 02:18:03.879
like David I just came out with
his podcast on London Reel, his latest

1960
02:18:03.920 --> 02:18:07.600
one of three three hours, and
he's banned from twenty seven countries. Now.

1961
02:18:07.639 --> 02:18:13.399
It's just so crazy from speaking at
least and all listen to that stuff,

1962
02:18:13.440 --> 02:18:16.200
because like, I would rather listen
to David Ike or even David Wilcock

1963
02:18:16.319 --> 02:18:22.520
or Alex Jones talk over some of
these political commentary people. Yeah, even

1964
02:18:22.559 --> 02:18:26.239
Alex Jones is selling himself out a
little bit in my opinion, but they're

1965
02:18:26.280 --> 02:18:31.239
all the extension of the same arm. Yeah. I find that they fluctuate

1966
02:18:31.280 --> 02:18:33.920
between sometimes who I listen to,
Like, there will be people that listen

1967
02:18:33.000 --> 02:18:37.799
to religiously and then like a certain
topic or something will come up and I'm

1968
02:18:37.879 --> 02:18:43.319
like, huh, And I'd been
liking to Benjamin Owen Benjamin dude, Yeah,

1969
02:18:43.399 --> 02:18:46.479
he said he's that comedian man.
That wasn't the one thing he said,

1970
02:18:46.719 --> 02:18:50.600
like I think rumble and he's talking
about the idea of oil and dinosaurs,

1971
02:18:50.639 --> 02:18:54.840
and I was like, hmmm,
I don't know, man, I

1972
02:18:54.840 --> 02:18:56.879
think that I've always thought that,
Like what it's funny because I hear people

1973
02:18:56.879 --> 02:19:01.559
talking about this now, is that
like oil is like the blood of the

1974
02:19:01.600 --> 02:19:03.319
mother nature, mother Earth or whatever, right, And I was like,

1975
02:19:03.360 --> 02:19:05.840
I said that when I was like
eighteen, I was like, they probably

1976
02:19:05.879 --> 02:19:11.159
have enough oil to like you know, and they're lying to us about how

1977
02:19:11.239 --> 02:19:13.680
much oil they have. Like I've
always said, they probably have hundreds of

1978
02:19:13.760 --> 02:19:16.200
years of oil in the reserves.
When I was like a teenager, I

1979
02:19:16.280 --> 02:19:18.559
thought about this shit and the fact
that people now were just being like no

1980
02:19:20.000 --> 02:19:22.479
and they say some shit. I'm
like, man, I had that thought

1981
02:19:22.520 --> 02:19:24.040
when I was a kid. Dude. I was like, now you're starting

1982
02:19:24.040 --> 02:19:26.840
to get it. It's weird because
I now see people like starting to turn

1983
02:19:26.879 --> 02:19:30.399
on those light bulbs. And I
said to Billy, it's weird because we

1984
02:19:30.440 --> 02:19:33.079
went on this tangent i'll call me
called this and off the rails or off

1985
02:19:33.079 --> 02:19:35.520
the topic episode because it really was. But it was fun. I've enjoyed

1986
02:19:35.559 --> 02:19:39.840
myself. But like the idea of
and I'm sure the fans have too,

1987
02:19:39.000 --> 02:19:41.079
but the idea of, like I've
had these thoughts when I was a kid,

1988
02:19:41.200 --> 02:19:46.079
and then to see all these people
waking up is cool is weird to

1989
02:19:46.120 --> 02:19:48.440
me in my opinion, because I
said a billion in one episode, I

1990
02:19:48.440 --> 02:19:52.159
was like I guarant fucking tea.
There was people that me and you both

1991
02:19:52.360 --> 02:19:56.719
know that were like Tom was crazy, and now like years later they'd be

1992
02:19:56.760 --> 02:19:58.840
like, remember that Tom guy,
he said some crazy shit. But now

1993
02:20:00.000 --> 02:20:03.799
it's coming true. And I guarant
fucking tee there's people out there there being

1994
02:20:03.799 --> 02:20:07.639
like that. It's like, oh
yeah, man, I yeah, I

1995
02:20:07.639 --> 02:20:11.120
always agreed. I was new,
right, did you though you called me

1996
02:20:11.200 --> 02:20:15.680
crazy? It's crazy. I'm sorry
to write different songs. I still have

1997
02:20:15.760 --> 02:20:18.879
to right through. Uh, I
want to do a song for class,

1998
02:20:18.920 --> 02:20:22.159
forror cast of sucks. I have
it the basis of how I want to

1999
02:20:22.200 --> 02:20:33.840
go. Who's there? Somebody's at
the doorbell? Are you alone? Okay,

2000
02:20:33.879 --> 02:20:35.879
well maybe we should add this all
right, Well, this went way

2001
02:20:35.920 --> 02:20:39.000
longer than we thought. We just
want to have like a nice hour and

2002
02:20:39.000 --> 02:20:43.479
a half chop it up about strange
funerals. But I think it was merited

2003
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since you've been gone for so long. But the fans won't notice. As

2004
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much as I have my heart,
we will go on, especially people really

2005
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know. I know, but we're
we have a lot of stuff in the

2006
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works right now. And uh,
you know, make sure to subscribe to

2007
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my music on see I really am
pushing that for people to go check it

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out on Spotify and YouTube music.
It will just make me feel my heart

2009
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warm. If I could look up
on a year and I've had thousands of

2010
02:21:09.600 --> 02:21:13.559
listens because I've produced music, so
I was very young. So I finally

2011
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decided to put it out there for
free and all that shit, like I

2012
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don't expect anything back from people.
I just want them to listen. And

2013
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I put out a new song called
The Great Resist, and it's probably one

2014
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of the favorite things I've ever recorded, just because it's very much like of

2015
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anthem of like fight against this shit. So go check that out. And

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obviously, if I start writing review
and buy merch man, I'm sure more

2017
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people out there, man get that
logo I was gonna buy your I really

2018
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want to go to get that tattooed
on I am. I Am. That's

2019
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my plan. Actually, I actually
want to do a tattoo of the original

2020
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logo, like somewhere on my body
where what we just started with like ripping

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off Strange Brew and just having like
a bottle top, like a beer top

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of the can opener, and then
I added other stuff that I just like

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edited that logo on that T shirt
and the tattoo for him, So I'm

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gonna get I want to get it. The logo of the podcast right like

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that will probably be forever now.
I want it as like a sticker.

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I want someone that can do like
that sticker tattoo that looks like a sticker.

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I'm definitely getting it, and you
should too, because you're part of

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this. Now that's I don't know, but I love that artwork. I'm

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making Billy get it, but I'm
also making Billy get a strange brew on

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his eyelids. So when he like
winks at somebody's like strange brew and then

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he smiles and says podcasted grills that
too. Yeah I like this. And

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he's like, like, there's weird
chicks. That's like I love cock and

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then they like pull down their lip. I was literally going to say that,

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yeah. Class horror casts first Class
Horror on Instagram and then Class Horror

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Cast where you listen to podcasts.
I'm not going to say too much else

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because I feel like every time I
do that, I jinx myself. But

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from now on, where we are
going to be super consistent. Well,

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I am Tom is always on my
ass about that stuff, and yeah,

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we're gonna have a shit ton of
episodes. We're gonna work hard weekly every

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week without fail, and we're actually
gonna try and do some live shows as

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well. I feel like live shows
might help us greatly and to be able

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to interact with people like in that
live format one percent, because I don't

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think Twitch is doing it. This
is rock cuts and there's always one or

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two people watching all the time.
But I feel like some of the stuff

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we talk about Twitch is not like
I'm sure, but we just do it

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for a pre recording. But I
have ideas to do specific episodes for Rumble,

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where like maybe it can go to
the main platforms of audio. But

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there's definitely some topics that video form
will not last on YouTube, but I'm

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not gonna risk it to begin with. So there's definitely episodes that are coming

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that if you watch our stuff on
YouTube, I'm looking at you guys,

2051
02:23:50.159 --> 02:23:54.159
give me a like and write a
comment, because I see so many more

2052
02:23:54.200 --> 02:23:58.680
people viewing it than actually pressing that
fucking thumbs up yep. And that's not

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02:23:58.799 --> 02:24:01.600
cool because anything I want, which
I usually click, you know, so

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make sure you do that and leave
a rate and review. We're getting a

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02:24:07.360 --> 02:24:09.600
stranger podcast is in the top three
percent of all podcasts in the world,

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and that is just a basic idea. We could be two percent or one

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percent, but that's just the basic
of what I've taken from some of the

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platforms I've looked at. Pretty cool. Yes, there's millions of podcasts,

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02:24:22.719 --> 02:24:28.000
but we're up top three. Pretty
crazy. I know we need that top

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zero point five or one percent.
That's impressive because there is so many podcasts

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02:24:33.040 --> 02:24:35.520
and so many people are doing it. But we're getting better and better all

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the time. So I love everybody, and I if you stuck it through

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this long, which I'm sure you
guys did, because you know, why

2064
02:24:43.159 --> 02:24:46.200
wouldn't you. You know, we're
just having fun, yap on our lips,

2065
02:24:46.440 --> 02:24:50.200
chopping it up. But I have
a thousand and one ideas for the

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whole show and for stuff with us
and Billy and everything, So stay tuned.

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Fookers. A numb