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Get Straight. Welcome everybody back to the podcast. I'm Tom kat Ak
Tom Thompson, also known as the Raptility, and make sure to go check
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I'll be very mad at you. We're gonna welcome back a man,
the Man of the Hour, someone I've missed dearly, and he was captured
by the fay Folk. The fay Folk. He was captured by the fay
Folk, and he went into the inner circles of the Faye realm for about
a month. Technically the fans won't know this, but we haven't recorded for
about two months. But welcome back ire Ireland. Irish Aaron. I was
like trying to think of a name and it never never pans out. I
was just going to say thanks everybody for calling the number on the missing posters
and reunite me with my family. How was the two months last in?
I'm like, I'll go fast through. That's what it was like. How
was the how was he got lost? Yeah, I guess that's true.
No. I My my joke was that you got captured by the faithfolk,
that you traveled out into the woods and you just stomped on a fairy mound
for no apparent reason. You're just like, you're like, you know,
f these fairies. Sorry for everybody. We're trying to keep the ten minute
ten to fifteen minute thing before to not swear because of YouTube censorship and authoritarianess.
So but you know, I just feel like, you know, you're
stomping on those hills without acknowledging it, you know, maybe being drunk like
the Irish as we are, and then the faithfolk captured you. The leprechauns
and the fairies brought you down into the realm of the unseen. It's like
I kind of picture more so like that movie Shrooms. Have you ever seen
that? No? And it's funny. I always see that poster, right,
I always see that movie, and I feel like recently I saw it
and I was like, ah, that needs to be like a commentary and
then a review after for the show because I've never seen it, so it
would be very interesting to get my take considering I take it. I know
it's been the longest I've been without them in two years. I still have
them, but like so because of the wedding and all the stuff that was
going on. Uh, it's been so. I took them when we went
away for our mini moon and then yeah, it's been about three weeks now,
and I was gonna do them today, but then I was like,
no, we need to record because Aaron got released by the faithfolks, so
we need to start start bump pumping these out again on both sides of our
shows. But it's been a while and I like need it. I'm like
craving it because to me, it gives me a massive break. It's crazy
because it like what it does to your mind, like you know, your
neurons are firing off a million miles of a second. But it I don't
look at my phone when I'm when I'm on my psychedelic trip, I don't
like I just am just chilling and I have one more thought of my own
thoughts watching movies or whatever, right and music videos. But it legitimately gives
me like a break from reality, which nowadays is like a welcome tree.
I think, yeah, hundred, I don't have to worry about them pushing
World War three on us and you know all that fun jazz. That would
be a really good commentary though, I think because there's a lot of titans
there in a movie is set in Ireland, it was made in Ireland.
I didn't know that it's about rooms. Yeah, that's where they are during
the Irish woods. Oh man, I couldn't imagine tripping balls and then going
out into the forest and like you think you see something. Because like whatever
people want to believe, I do believe that elementals could exist, these creatures
that maybe take care of nature or exist on a different frequency. Like there's
been times where I've been on mushrooms where I swear someone's standing behind me and
I very soon on class forecasts will be diving into American Werewolf in London,
one of my favorite films of all time, probably in the next couple weeks,
next month or two, and uh, because we got a lot of
other stuff that we're gonna pump out. It's gonna be a lot of fun.
But when I watched that, when I was outside tripping balls on what
some of the strongest mushrooms I've ever taken, and it felt like I was
like surrounded by like a dome. But like, weirdly, a while later,
like it felt like someone was standing behind me, like looking over me,
almost like when a teachers like reading over your shoulder, see what you're
doing. Like it was right. And then Chelsea was like what And I
was like, I don't know, I just feel like someone's like standing behind
me. And She's like, that's weird, and I'm like, I don't
know. I feel like I'm tapping into something or is it like the idea
that I'm tapping into some of these elemental creatures because you're connecting with fun Guy,
which is connected to all nature technically. See, I don't know,
you're not selling me now when you're saying like shit about people looking over your
shoulders and stuff and like that. It's not you don't perceive it as scary
though. There's no fear. That's why I like when I when I used
to say, like when we did our Soldiers on Drugs episode, which is
now on Patreon. That's why I pushed the Patreon because there's a lot of
stuff on there that people don't realize, like, uh, there's a couple
episodes that you only get on the Patreon. There's lost tapes, episodes with
your older stuff and me Billy and Justin when he was a part of the
show, just got completely drunk and talk about Soldiers on Drugs and I was
like, how are they doing mushrooms when they were like going into battle like
the Zulu nation and stuff like that. And I kind of the more I
do, I kind of get it because something in certain strange there is like
no fear. You don't really fear anything unless you put that into your mind
in some way. But it's not. It's never nothing that's crazy. That
one time I think I told you about it that my I was I said
that, uh, I was watching James Brown. I was watching James Brown.
I was like, that guy's a reptile. And then my TV shut
off and it was like and there's still playing weird audio through the speaker.
And then I was like, what the fuck man? And I went upstairs
and I said to just it's like something weird just happened. I was like,
the whole like TV shut off and there was playing audio, and then
when I turned the TV back on, everything was frozen, and I was
like, don't do this to me right now. But I wasn't like scared.
I was just like, whoa, don't do that. You know.
That's like that like rip in like reality or whatever, or like dissimulation stops
for a second. I think there's things all around us right Like I've been
trying to get through David Ike's bok The Chidren of the Matrix. It's thick,
while I'm reading Howard Zinn's book at the same time about history, so
I'm kind of getting like a kind of like, uh, you know,
very physical read where it's about the physical reality and what has gone on in
our history and then like a very like you know, out there point of
view of the world. Uh. And it's been interesting because it's a lot
of good information, And what I realized that what David I definitely does is
back up a lot of this stuff. He says, he just constant backing
up of like this is where I found this, this is why this is
accurate. But wild man, and it's been it's been a while since me
and Aaron I've seen each other. That was the That was the faith folk.
Did you get to because did you get to have sex with one of
their elastic vaginas? If anybody's seen Midsummer or Midsummer or whatever way you pronounce,
just picture it like that towards the end with the dude and all the
everyone's but everybody's tidy except for you. I beout you felt big. Oh
yeah, read so funny because like there's so much stuff that we're we're talking
about doing crossovers and stuff like that, Like Midsommar has to come in the
summertime. Uh, but there's definitely gonna be big deep dives into certain things
near the summertime next year. But we got a lot, a lot to
talk about, a lot of stuff going on, So let's get into this
episode. This originally was supposed to be kind of around the Halloween time,
but you know, every day is Halloween for me. I'm you know,
I constantly am reading into the spooky and strange all the time, so that
that holiday you call it's not really a holiday, but we should have it
should be a day off for Halloween. Yeah, you know, but if
we have a holiday for like Labor Day and all these dumb like come on,
you know, for Jesus fake birthday, come on, let's let's say,
do you know what's even weird or know about Ireland like you guys,
they'll actually make a little bit of effort and be like, you know,
Labor Day or I don't know what, there's like ones in the state.
It's like fucking I don't know, Columbus Day or something over here. We
just do. It's really funny. They just call it like a bank holiday,
so it's like the Monday is like a day off work, so it
makes it like a long weekend, and they don't refer to it as anything.
So it's just like, oh, yeah, it's the August bank holiday.
Weird like we always have to have like oh no, it just is.
It's just a bank holiday for like no reason. That's funny. And
then then you have these leftist especially with Columbus Day. It's like, let's
call it Jennicide Day because like, uh, Columbus is a horrible piece of
garbage. I saw. I never showed this anymore. But I'm drinking Some's
got me this pack of like like I p a beers. I like,
I pas, I don't really care. Uh, And I the one I
got me and Billy recorded harp and I was like so. And then I
was like I was drinking scotch on that one because I was like, I
gotta have some scotch for a conspiracy episode. And I proceeded to drink a
bunch of like I pas, and I woke up the next morning and didn't
didn't realize that I only drank half of like each beer because I would drink
one then put it down and I grabbed another one and uh. And then
I was like, I had this memory of like me singing all the fucking
rocky horror picture so songs and I was like, I said, child say.
I was like, do we watch rock here a picture show? And
then she was like I don't really remember because she was also drunk, and
I was like, we must have. I think I have a distinct memory
of me like standing up and like singing and shit. Because like as much
as like that movie is progressive, I still love it for what it is.
It's not trying to be anything else than what it is, right,
But like I definitely remember singing like the sort of Democles or whatever, and
like just being like wasted. And then I realized that we definitely watched that
movie, and I was like obliterated. I think I'm gonna go see that
life. Actually in January. I've seen it twice live, No once or
twice. I definitely saw them. My dad. That shit was so funny,
dude, I think we're past a ten minute mark, but it was
hilarious because I didn't realize that they had people in the audience yelling out stuff
on purpose, right, So like I was high out of my tree,
like I just moved a whole joint to myself outside and we went in.
And then when I started yelling like Jane, it sucks cock and shit,
I was like whoa, And I was like laughing my ass off. I
was like this is sweet, man, So hell actually, neddie, you
mentioned year and whatever since I've been away in the States, and maybe this
is eight point four percent Jesus Christ psychotic and this one is this one is
as strong. I don't know what That's all you need to know. Yeah,
weird doesn't even tell you the can for for anybody who's listening audio only
the can. Yeah, the can is enough on that one. The colors
makes me think it's like toxic waste. But yeah, since I've been in
the States, it like reignited my love for alcohol. So like I've had
like moves all the time. Yeah, Like I like I was on the
move's diet and I was just like, I don't have a real like love
hate relationship with alcohol because it's brought me a lot of pain and me to
be a terrible, terrible person at the times because I would just lose control.
So like I've always, like the last good few years, I've been
like always on the it's about like enjoying myself and then crossing over that line
again moderation man. Yeah, But and I think a lot of it as
well has to do it. Like I've been drinking a lot of beer,
which I know I can hear everybody saying right now old beer is so bad,
fear, But like I've been getting such a good like fun happy buzz
yeah, and like it's it's kind of gotten a bit dangerous because it's it's
gotten to the stage where like nearly every day and like hmmm, I'd like
a beer, see and that's where you got to watch it. And even
with me, right, Like I've tried to cut it out during the week,
mostly because like I'm actually legitimately trying to get healthier and lose weight.
I take a bunch of supplements, mostly like mushroom stuff, and make sure
I take my vitamins, like I think that's important. I take like iodine,
which most people don't take all the time, and it like they can
really help your health in numerous ways. So I actively look for supplements,
like I've been collecting all these books. We will get into the top of
people. This is what we do. We shoot the shit for a Me
and Aaron haven't seen each other in a while, so you're gonna hear a
little bit of answer. But I got this like old medicine book that's from
like the sixties, looks beaten up and it's cool because it's like all natural
medicine stuff because you want to look before certain times where it's been manipulated by
big farm or whatever. Right, and uh, but the binge drinking is
my problem, Like that night where I I Billy comes to record, we
drink a bit, he drives home, he only has it, we only
have a couple on the show or whatever, and I get a little loose
or I smoke my like weed pen that I like, that's like a sativa.
And then after like if I keep going, like if I'm blocking out
and I don't really remember the night is my issue right where I don't know
where to cut that off. As soon as you're like down that line and
Chelsea doesn't like stop me because it'll make it worse. Whe I'll just be
like fuck off kind of shit, right, But it is to me,
I have to have that limit of like five drinks, six drinks something like
that, not ten drinks, because I can tell on my health the next
day, because I like it happens so often where especially with beer, where
I'm like or if I mix stuff, if I stick to like Scotch or
something, you'd be surprised where I don't feel that bad, or like just
vodka, if I drink vodka night, I'll probably be like not bad as
long as I'm not taking shots. But then if you like cross that line
of mixing or taking shots, which I love doing because I'm like, ah,
I could get a little a little more pepped up. Then you wake
up the next day and I'm not even good till like four and then I'm
like, I feel finally back to normal, but I'm tired all day.
And that's my problem. I want to get away from that. And when
I have a kid, it's gonna change everything. Or I'm not gonna be
doing shit like that. You're gonna have any fun. I know, I
know I've said I'm still gonna be doing mushrooms, but I'll look at the
baby, like, WHOA, You're gonna have to give up mushrooms. You're
gonna have to give up smoking weed, You're gonna have to give up You're
gonna have to give up fun. You're gonna have to give up podcasts.
And you're ever like in horror movies, a mindset thing or whatever. But
when we were in the States for those like ten days, like I literally
went from like drinking moves all the time because I'm normally the designated driver for
collect this person here, bring this person home, so like I'm always kind
of in that mode and then to go over there and like you know,
obviously you know taking ubers ever so I don't have to worry about it,
and like drinking from like you know, like ten am, drinking beers in
the hotel room, going to Universal drinking like during the day, then going
to Halloween High Knights drinking tequila, drinking cocktails, drinking beer, and like
wasn't and like I was like drunk, but at no point it was like
it was weird. Like at no point was like like the way I was
on the Halloween special or live show or whatever it was, which is or
anywhere else like that. I've ever been in like a state like that.
And like is a difference you chugged? You chugged, Jack Daniels, There's
a big difference, dude. And why but even like we went to see
World for their like Halloween things, why did you do that? Man?
That was probably I don't care who hears me saying this. That was the
best night I think we had while we were away. Did you bring the
kid? No, it was just the two of us. Why don't you
come to Canada? We can double date? I swear to God right,
the Key to Happiness if you have kids is to leave them at home?
I know, come come to uh, I asked before we started recording everybody
just to call Tom out. I've said to him about he needs to find
out when he gets his vacation time, man, so I can come to
Canada. I know, I know, I've been I've been hooked on a
very Canadian show. Right now, before we get into a game, have
you ever seen Kenny Versus Penny? No, dude, I need some reason
though that sounds so Canadian. You have to watch. I'm gonna send you
so it's all free on YouTube. Before k like it's it's a show where
two best friends compete against each other and the one always cheats. You're gonna
laugh your ass off because these dudes are like, it's so funny because one
is so like just pushes the other dude too far. Like they do stuff
like who can keep a shit in their pants the longest? Uh? The
one is who can keep an octopus on their head the longest? But then
the one guy, Kenny, doses Spenny with acid to make him think that
the ink from the octopus is like causing him to hallucinate, and he keeps
it on the entire time while he's tripping balls. Dude. Why of the
greatest shows to ever exist in Canadian history in my opinion, and we are
watching the had An episode. We're gonna bring it full circle soon, but
like an episode Who Can be the Biggest Idiot? It was originally who Could
be the Biggest retodd uh, And they like they didn't even let them air
it and stuff like that, and I was like always watched the episode because
I had all the DVDs and they would push it to the limit. So
now we even watching the commentaries of Kenny specifically, and one of the producers
talk about it, and it's crazy what they were allowed to get away with.
And nowadays it's like everything's like it hurt my feelings, you know,
I was just thinking that you you mentioned the second way you have a weed
pen, right, Yeah, that's not one of those disposable ones, is
no. This one. This has been by far my favorite train so far.
It's a peach one, but it's like actually a sativa. There's many
ones that gets you like ripped, but like this is actually something that keeps
me awake and doesn't get me too messed up. You know. We went
into I can't remember the name of it was fuck it no, but it
was like an oxygen bar, right, and I had seen it and I
was so fatigued after a couple of days and I was like, Jesus Christ,
I can't take this anymore. I feel like I'm about to die all
the time. Just smaller walk in the heat jet like. So we go
in and like I'm asking to do and of course maybe and me the usual,
like I can't just go in somewhere, ask a question and leave it.
I have to go all in. So like the next thing, I
know, I'm lying in this like aqua massage machine, and like he's given
me the whole thing, and he's like, yeah, write out then,
like I'm sitting at the bar and he has like the ship up my nostrils
and like around the back of my head. I've never been to one of
those. Turn on all these things. He's like, do you want to
fit him in B twelve. I was like, give me it all,
give me everything. So he's like turned everything on now, I will say,
right, I felt maybe it was just like placebo, but I was
like, whoa, I feel amazing. He's like incredible. Man. I
said something about like I was like, oh, I thought I thought smoking
weed was legal in in Florida, and he's like no, no, and
then he busts out all these like weed pens now, so then he has
me with those as well, and I'm like we were literally like I would
say, after probably about four or five hours, I just turned to the
side and like my guard was like you said, we were coming in here
for like ten minutes. It's crazy the entire day and I'm sitting there going
like, whoa, I'm having so much fun. This is the best day
ever. See, that's what it was like. In Toronto, they had
vape lounges somehow they were like legal where you can go to Toronto and you
can go like rent a bond one of the best. It's gross because they
clean them, but it's it's disgusting now in retrospect. But the best bong
I've ever hit was called a roar bong and they had it and it was
like the smoothest clean it Like it was like such a clean hit and you
just get ripped and then you walk around Toronto and they were able to do
it before it was like legalized or whatever. Down that's legal. I don't
know what they're spraying on it and stuff. It scares the shit at me.
But like it's such a difference. Now, like did you see that
video post of the vaporizer I got, you can drink the smoke. And
then I did it with my buddy Bill. This old dude that's chill as
fuck, gave us a bunch of weed for our wedding stuff. He grew.
He calls it the uh oh. And then on the Halloween and now
on the Halloween special, Billy, I went to take a pee and then
Billy took over the show, and I was like, all right, and
then I sat down and smoked that shit, and I was like out of
my tree, like I was like on the ground, like just I came,
like I was so high and I couldn't even like focus on what Billy
was saying. And then he kept messing up, and I was like,
I told you, man, you chose to take the seat. Man,
you better fulfill your duty. So that's why that dude calls it the oh
Yeah. He's like, uh oh, it will fuck you up. So
welcome everybody, you know, this is uh we. I want to do
a little bit of banter because we haven't talked to Aaron in a while.
He's been doing some fun stuff and like, at some point soon we probably
will do a big fun Patreon like special where we could we'll just shoot the
shiar for like an hour and really get into nitty gritty, uncensored thoughts about
stuff in the world and what you've been up to. I want to hear
more about your trip because it sounds like a lot of fun. But you
know, most of us, you know, we we know about basically two
ways of saying goodbye to the dead now, cremation and burial. Out of
those two, just add a question before I asked you at the end what
you would pick. What would you pick out of cremation or burial at this
point in your life. I had always said burial, Yeah, but I
don't know. The older I'm getting, I'm like, you know, what,
fucking I'm dead, just creaming at me. And then yeah, I'm
the same way. But I want to go out Viking style, put me
out of my misery. I want my body to be on a boat.
It's fight. Chelsea told that to her dad, but I was like,
I just want to be pushed out in the fucking And then you fire like
arrows at me and to see who fucking hits it. This is like lightly
on fire. I a Viking town, so this time was founded by Vikings.
Really so they raped and pillaged and then burnt our entire town to the
ground and took it over. So yeah, predictable, right, pretty cool
white people man, So uh, we will dig a little deeper. Uh,
though, you may be surprised to know about some strange and creative,
straight up strange ass funerals that different culture cultures around the world practice, from
offering their bodies to vultures to beating the corpse to a pulp. There's some
crazy ways to dispose of a dead body. This might get me hate a
little bit, but you know who Uh do you know what country in quotations
has the biggest skin bank? Nope, it like where they like they take
people's skin. Can you guess? I've never even heard of the skin bank,
so you know how like they have Like you know, people want organs
and stuff like that. People also need skin for grass, skin grafts and
all sorts of stuff. Can you can you? And also other things and
when you understand what I'm talking about, can you guess it's not the obvious
sentence to state it's is it no? The u K Israel And when you
think about what chopping chop chop chop, you know what they do the foreskin
so gross, but there is a foreskin cream, so it's not out of
the ordinary. They promoted on Ellen that monster of a Jeffrey Epsteed island chick.
But like, yeah, according to this documentary, I was like looking
at and they they they use it, and mostly without people's knowledge, and
specifically with soldiers too. Once they're dead, they actually like skin them and
take their skin to be used for like graphs or whatever else is they're being
used for, because people need human body parts to survive in people. I
think if I needed skin graphs or anything like that or in any of those
situations, the last place I would want to be getting something like that is
fucking Israel. I know, one hundred percent. Well, just just way
because we have some stuff to talk about eventually that will not be specifically on
YouTube, but you'll see a bit of it. I have a lot of
ideas for the show, and like I've said, I know I don't trust
either side of what's going on in the world. I never will. I
never have, and I don't trust the main media when they're telling us.
But you know, the right wingers are going a little crazy, and then
the left wingers are going a little crazy, and everyone's a little fucking crazy.
Right now, Calm your shit and realize who's orchestrating everything around the world.
You know, I always say that, Imagine, imagine these huge protests,
thousands of people, if they realize they're all wanting the same thing.
Everyone wants peace, love, respect, and to like you know, live
own a house and have children and you know, live their life out and
in peace and happiness. It could change the world if people realize how much
the power is in our hands, if we would just come together and hold
hands. It's not like commercial all like black, white, and indigenous people
like holding hands across the world, hands across the America. But do you
know what it is? Right Like we're led to believe that like where the
minor reaity? So for example, like the two of us, are you
know, hearty something you're old white guys. Whether we're from different parts of
the world is kind of irrelevant with a similar top pattern, So like where
that minority And it's like Okay, it's this minority and that minority, but
we're actually the majority, just people, just the general population, Like there
is only one race, the human race. You know, very true.
It is kind of wild when you readly think about. It's actually quite frustrating
that we can't just go, you know, actually, fuck this, let's
just do something about it. It's it's there's brainwashing and conditioning. I was
gonna, let's just get into this. I want to say one thing.
There is a video of a lady and she's like her eyes bulging out of
her fucking head, and she's like claiming that she's she's had inflammation and all
these strokes and and stuff like that, and then her and everyone in the
comments are blaming on COVID, and I was like, no, no,
I'm gonna do a video on it because I saved it because I'm like,
I want to respond to this. No, it's probably the shit that you
injected into yourself, a medical experiment that was forced upon the public. But
like the comments and the people that are like, oh, I'm so sorry,
COVID's been tough. Dada, what are you talking about? Man?
What are you talking about? I don't even know if I caught COVID.
I don't even know if it even exists the way they think it does,
or if it's just some sort of flu virus. I got sick as far
as my knowledge, around Christmas for about a week and it was the sickest
I've been for a while, where it was just like a real flu.
Look. I felt like I was a kid where I was like, ah,
this sucks. My definitely knows and I have a fever. Ah.
But I survived and I was fine and I didn't get tested or anything.
And these people that are so polarized to focus on like this is what did
this to me? What's so weird? Man? Viruses existed forever, dude,
That's yeah, that's the weird thing. It's like, you don't have
COVID unless you test for COVID. Yeah, so strange. So it's like
it's a really bizarre thing. Actually, I know we're getting into this now.
Are we going to talk about do you I don't know like what you
have done in your notes, but have you got down, like I guess
your traditional idea of like a Canadian burial or funeral. Oh no, we
know what we do, right, We put our we build like a big
like you know, a big you know, a big thing is sticks,
right, it's a bunch of sticks, right, you get you get it.
You get a bunch of sticks. They bring it up right, and
then you put it yourself into like you kind of build like a damn right
on the river and then you put your body on there, and then the
beavers come in. They're like they'll eat your body. You ad you have
to poor maple syrup. You have to the pour male syrup all over your
body. And the beavers come in and then the blue jays just kind of
peck out your eyes. That's a second there where I was like, wait
a second, is he actually telling me something? We just do the basic
bullshit, but really, like, if you're gonna go full out Canadian,
it'd be like hockey players beat the living ship out of your corpse until you
can put sticks on top of it, and then the beavers come in and
eat your corpse. But I'm actually being like genuine so like, what's a
like a really quick breakdown? I guess typically, okay, so go forbid
somebody and your family dies tomorrow. What's the process we throw them off a
cliff? I'm just kidding. Uh. We Mostly it is either the same
old, same old as the States and a lot of other places in the
world where it's either like an open coffin or closed coffin. And then people
come in and then you have the family lined up, and then they're like,
you know, like sorry for your loss. This is awkward, you
know, as you go through and considering the dude next door just died,
it was kind of the same thing. He got cremated. But I've also
Chelsea's grandmother, which most of my family got creamate, but Chelsea's grandmother was
was an open casket and it was like she'll get a wax statue which didn't
even look like her. It's freaky looking. And then you go by and
you're like, you know, you say your condolences and stuff like that.
I was gonna say the victims, but I was like everyone was a victim,
Dad, the family members of the deceased, uh you know, and
then it's basically like that where and then you just like the one I was
just at, they like did some these two people did some weird church like
the song and it was so weird. It was like, oh Jesus and
just like singing and stuff, and everyone's just like, you know, tearing
up, crying or whatever, more or less like that, or you like,
there's been I've been to funerals for people that have a drink and like
what I die. What I would like is, you know, I want
to be thrown out of a plane and a Superman costume, so then people
will be like, oh shit, fat Superman just fucking forgot how to fly.
That's what a joke as a teenager. But like, I just want
people to drink and celebrate, right. Everyone thinks it's weird when people like
laugh at funerals or like look it over at you and be like, why
you laughing. It's like I want my life celebrated for what I've done.
And hopefully now with all this stuff, my kids, kids, kids can
listen to me talk and I'm putting it all on one terabyte drive, all
the episodes and eventually I have another one that's gonna do for the video aspect
and my uh you know, kids, kids, kids can hear me.
Yea from the past. So we've talked about the Irish traditions, at least
some of them are people like drink and toast and toast whiskey or whatever.
But I definitely know there's that one where the guy's the speaker in his coffin
where it's supposed to be that comedy. Yeah, that's an Irish traveler.
That's what that was, where he's going like, hello, that's so funny
because we're watching the Challenge. It's a it's a guilty pleasure of mine.
It's a show that's reality, but they you know, they battle against each
other. It's one of the best challenge shows to exist. And one of
these like gay dudes that are on it, he's he was an Irish.
He kept saying I'm Irish gypsy. And I was like, that motherfucker is
a traveler. And then Chelsea's like what And I was like a traveler,
like it's a good same thing as a gypsy or whatever, and he says
he's a traveler like that gypsy technically, and I was like me and Air
did a whole episode about that that's on Patreon right now. I would refer
to them like I was telling you. I worked on that Haunt in a
place not far from here recently, and on the final night, the Saturday
before Halloween, the Busiest Night came out so many tickets sold and everything,
and the fucking Tinkers ruined it. It's if you just like dismissed a beat,
it could sound way worse. The sixty between sixty and eighty Tinkers show
no way really and like basically just ruined the entire event. I was dressed
up actually that night because they were short of people, so I had dressed
up. Actually I need to I'll try and find a photograph. We'll do
a Patriot episode the bloody face mask from American Harbor story. And I actually
I had a chainsaw, like an actual chainsaw, and they tried to steal
it from me in the middle of like the like restaurant area, so like
I had to go and like lock everything away and get changed and basically do
security for night because they just ruined the entire event. Of course they did.
They don't know how to behave because they've never been behaved animals. No,
it was just the reason I asked about traditional funerals was because and I
wasn't sure. I wanted to see if you would say it, like over
here we have that like you mentioned open casket and stuff. We call it
awake. Yeah, we like the same thing. Yeah, like the word
the body would come to the house in the Cascas. Yeah, like it
could be here. Yeah, Like it all depends on I guess the family
and stuff, like the body could be left there for like a week,
three days a week. It all depends on the family, and like the
family just sit there and kind of look at it, and people just come
in and nice, he's dead. Cool version of that person. So fucked
up? See everything, especially after I've had like a very strong beer and
I have another one again about to be on the go. Is There's so
many things that like I think about when it comes to my show and your
show that I want to do. House of Wax has to be done for
a deep dive. I love movie as much as like so good, so
good for what it is and for fucking Paris Hilt being in great movie.
All right, so let's get into this. Also, there were I see
it. There was Oh no, what I want to do? And sorry
people, you're getting we haven't seen each other in so fucking long. Uh.
The Vincent Mask got's sick. It's such a it's such a good slasher
film for what it is. You know, what I want to do,
which I think we need to do, which would be an awesome episode.
It's technically not really horror A Clockwork Orange. Oh yeah, dude, would
be such a good deep dive. There's so much information about that movie and
the way they push the boundaries. It's we need to dress up in the
weird dude. When I went my last Halloween, dude, actually not my
technical last. I did go out when I was sixteen and we my friend
tried to attempt to get candy, and we did, but most people were
like, I can actually no, so that's another lie. It's another lie.
Me and Chelsea did go out when I was eighteen, and the guy
was like, I can sue your scruff because I had a beard and I
was wearing a mask but he could see my beard through it. And I
was like, man, I'm just trying to get some weird drunk. And
we just went around like the neighborhood where I lived, and I was like,
man, I can get some free fucking candy and uh, even though
we could probably buy our own, but I dressed up like Alex from Klock
of Orange. I was about thirteen, and I went with all these kids
that just wanted to get high and didn't actually want to participate in Halloween,
where I was like, I dressed up and they all laughed at me,
like what the fuck are you wearing because they obviously never saw the movie.
And I was like, you know, I hung out with these kids because
they gave me free weed, and I was I did a good like full
on the whole costume, and uh, I didn't really get to use it.
And then some girl that didn't like me chase me down, tried to
like kick me in the nutsuse other jock on and I wasn't fun. So
we definitely need to do that them. So fun Man one of my favorite
films, even though it's kind of Raype It's fucked dude. Actually that she
when I was fucking thirteen. Man, Yeah, I remember being ready afraid
of that. It was really young. So that's getting this. So in
the Miami region of Papua New Guinea, they're these red corpses hang from a
cliff. Is a death ritual that preserves the body. Uh. The locals
smoke them and string them up and hang them on the face cliff. This
is the ways the body can look down and protect the village. That crazy
I did think I had thought, I thought an image, look at the
ship man, look at that not a while why would you do that?
It was like, let's just hang bodies in coffins from the hilltops and just
fucking It's like it walked over everything. I mean, it's I don't know,
like it. I often see things like this, and I suppose we
have no context because we've never really been exposed to that in like a physical
form. Like someone could show me something like that and they go, oh,
that's crazy. Imagine actually being somewhere where that's like, oh, yeah,
no, that's not the image that I was thinking it is. I
don't know if I could show the image that's from one coming up uh very
soon. But that's crazy because it says these red corpses hang from a cliff
and they preserve the bodies. The locals smoke them like they smoke pork,
I guess, and then they string them up, which is wild to be
like there, and you know, when we start diving. Eventually, I
want to dive into like uh, you know, the Dead Sea scrolls and
stuff like that, and and the Tibetan the Betan Book of the Dead,
which I both but I want to read through them. It is not gonna
lie. The Egyptian Book of the Dead is kind of dry. It's just
the way it's written obviously is the half of years ago. Uh, but
it's not as exciting as you think it would. The Tibetan Book of the
Dead is actually fairly interesting compared to that, But I want to read through
both. I got some really cool copies of these books, especially what one
got it for me, and I want to get into stuff like that.
But like it's just the interesting idea that everyone's always thought that they need to
preserve death, you know what I mean, and like get people ready for
the afterlife, Like Egyptians spent most of their life, especially for the Pharaohs
and stuff, getting them ready for their death most of their life. You
know. Yeah, yeah, it's it's a really weird concept, like the
whole idea of like dying and being dead, and even like I said,
things like you know, waking a body out at the house, Like I've
been in those situations and thankfully it hasn't been anyone like super super super close
to me. But like I look at the person and like you said,
the best way I can compare it is like a wax figure but I'm like
looking at it and I'm like, like, where are they or what?
Like are they experiencing anything right now? Or do they like notice is going
on like from like somewhere else or like what. It's just such a bizarre
It's like you were alive. And thank God for stream Yard. And I
just realized both neither of us are recording. Yes, I started. I
started recording about four minutes after we started the episode. I have recorded it
all, so we'll take it off from stream Yard. So if people are
wondering why the audio is a little strange, that's why. But it should
sound pretty crispy. And that's been pretty good, you know. We we're
excited to see each other. It's been so long and just fucking goes off
without a hitch. Not really so endo cannibalism in the Amazon rainforest, the
Yama know me, me tribe whatever. I'm just gonna yeah, know me
mom tribe prepared a corpse, uh you know, for eating, so that
the soul could go to paradise when a loved one dies. They wrap the
corpse in leaves and allow the bugs to indulge. A little over a month
later, the bones are made into banana soup for everybody, and a little
over a year later, the ashes are mixed into a plantain soup. That
is crazy. I mean that have you ever at some point I want to
get into cannibalistic tribes and lost tribes. We did it way back in the
day. That will eventually come out on Patreon. It's gone from the main
platforms, but eventually have plans put on Patreon. There's a lot of lost
tapes episodes, Like, I'm not even joking, there's probably over fifty episodes
that have been xed from the show. Oh wow, that many, Yeah,
forty to fifty probably maybe thirty. Yeah, but I feel like it's
it's been a lot just from when we started, and I was like,
oh do we need to say that? But you know, for the fans
that truly enjoy the show, they will be on Patreon, like, And
the thing is, I think it's necessary where I'm even gonna release some of
the episodes that me and Justin did. Some people will never see or hear.
But you know, at the beginning, we were getting plastered and there
was no really censorship in the way there's today, and it's not the same
kind of thing. Being very bold. Yeah, what do you think of
banana soup? Not much? I have a job. Have you ever heard
of sausage soup, like blood sausage. Yeah, like like like a sausage
like in some form of water or something disgusted. So I had a he
would have been like my, I guess great uncle if you could call him
anything. And oh so he wasn't that great, eh. And he was
like typical I think, like old school Irish guy kind of up until he
died in like the early two thousands, dressed like he was in Darby o
Gild and the little people, you know, all kind of with that like
checkered like like jacket and all that kind of shit. And like he would
always go to this little small like traditional Irish pub and like drink every day
and like be ship faced everything. When you're talking about that, like touch
you in the night. No, that's not him, that's the o.
Yeah. He used to like he would come in like fucking out of his
mind drunk and he would just get whatever he had in the kitchen. So
like he would put like like bacon, sausages, anything like that and put
it all in a puff and then fill it with water and just boil it
ew man, I know, right, he died of troll cancer. That's
fucked you, I know. Yeah yeah, cigarettes, alcohol and then that
really cool sound and dice fu. Yeah he put like potato in us.
He just put any whatever. That's crazy what people will do to try to
survive while they're like inebriated. You know, a really good idea? So
crazy? Uh so burial beads. Many people in South Korea opt to compress
the remains of the dead person into gem like beads and different colors, which
are then displayed at the home. I actually kind of dig that. I
don't know, there's something about that, Like, you know, if Chelsea
died and I can have some beads of her made if her remains, I
feel like I'd be into that ship. Where would you put said beads?
Nothing? Yeah, I would you use them as anal beads. That's the
minute you said burial beads, I was like, huh, I thought I
had a picture of them, But I guess I doubt this is like a
real thing. Uh too. It doesn't matter anymore now because everybody listens.
Just picture and anal beads. It's true. Imagine putting like magine. You
know, you're a wild guy, man, you're like a swinger, and
you like have your grandma's remains and beads, and then you know, Jeffrey
comes over with his wife and then he finds them and he's like, check
out these anal beads. I just shoved up my ass. He's like shaking
around like it's a tail, and it's like your grandma's remains in those beads.
I hope everyone loves am I right and saying that if somebody gets creamated,
now you can like can you make a jewelry or some ship out of
ashes or there? We might get into it, but I think that's kind
of cool though realistically, like I think that's cool. I have my grand
I have both my grandparents in a jar, and the crazy thing is in
the jar. It's not just like it's not just ashes. There's like little
fragments of bones and we don't know what to do with them. But what
I've wanted to do, but it wouldn't be enough to fill it. Actually
I could be a small one, but you know, like the crystal skull
of vodka. I want to I want to put them in that, but
then it's not enough surprising to fill it. But you can get like the
smaller versions, like the Mickey bottles or whatever. I know mickey is in
your language, but it's very uge. It's a very small bottle of liquor.
It would be cool to like have them in like a skull. Like
this is my grandparents' ashes. I snored every Friday. Eventually they'll just disappear
in my language. So this is the one I was showing earlier. About
four centuries ago, the Bo people of China's Chikuan Province hung these wooden tombs
from cliffs. It is unknown whether the intention of the suspended burials burials was
kept to keep the coffin out of reach from animals or to be within the
reach of the gods, an ancient death ritual. These tombs are approaching three
thousand years old, so nobody's disturbed them. That shit is wild, man,
not crazy. It's like why I know, because that's what they believe.
Man, Why do we fucking bury people in the ground? That is
true. And that's like anybody I like know of has been buried, And
that's like a really big thing here. I don't know if that's like more
so on Ireland, but I feel like way more people get buried versus cremated.
Realistically, yeah, more and more people are getting cremated now a days.
But there's like I think there's like a religious kind of belief of being
buried where they don't want to burn your remains because then people are gonna be
afraid that, like what, your body's gonna be a bunch of ash in
the afterlife. Like I don't understand that. But there's like there's funerals everywhere.
There's a funeral down the street that me and Billy recorded at and used
the Ouiji board and then it said told us to die. But then Billy
said that he wrote that on purpose, and I was like, I don't
know if I trust you. Man. You look pretty scared in that moment.
Dude, dude, But it takes a lot. It takes a lot
to provoke the dead, right, It takes a while using Wiji boards and
stuff like that. And we were outside and it was like this time,
it was like November. It actual looks nice that right now, but it
was like cold and we were like freezing. There was snow on the ground.
We're trying to use the wigible while our hands are drying up into brittle
while we're trying to do it, and I feel like either Billy moved it
or I don't know, he's manipulating me, but we could. We didn't
get much answers, but like I said, man, why would you find
ghost in a fucking in a cemetery? Why wouldn't they go to where they
were most? Like, you know, or if I was dead and I
woke up in a fucking cemetery, I go to the nearest house and be
like, do you have beer? Man? And then when I realized that
I was dead, I'd just haunt him, you know, look into the
fucking eighteen year old daughter's room at night, know some fun stuff. And
I always picture a being like this would be like Kevin Bacon in fucking Hollow
Man. I know, I know technically, like that's an invisible man theory,
but I was like, you know what, if I come back to
some kind of spirit, I'm gonna be badass like Kevin Bacon. We need
to do that movie. I saw that movie way too young, younger than
I should have watched it. I watched that only recently and still good because
it's a good dissection movie. It still holds up. It's a good movie
to dissect and be like, what would be the repercussions? What would you
do? Even the new Invisible Man, it's pretty good. But the idea
of what what people would do if they were invisible, you know, I'd
do some shady stuff. I'd have a bunch of ideas. I can't lie
but I right now I'm not even going to finish what like exactly what they
would do, but just have a quick thing. Everybody, listen, if
you were invisible for a day, I think of the first thing you would
do, That's what I would do. I was like gonna say it.
I was like, don't need too Yeah there. I don't know. Man,
the idea of like being a ghost haunting someone seems a lot of fun
now, Like I feel like I'd want to stay in purgatory for like a
little bit, just to like fuck with people. But you'd be like,
I think I made this joke before about something, but you'd be like that
tit headed dude, put a bra on my head. I'll be like the
Bigfoot, you know, I just wants to squeeze, just wants a little
squeeze. Just I can just picture you mean, God damn it, why
am I here? Man? I couldn't over they overpowered me. When he's
like they he realized that, I was like, I've probably it's weird because
I probably watched a little Nikky like three times in the past like two months.
It's like, want go to when I'm drunk and it's still funny.
Well, the evil is The painting features sati ceremony, where a woman follows
her husband onto the funeral pyre. Now banned in India. Sati is a
funeral ritual where in a new widow emolates herself. It might be burns,
but burns herself. Also also called a widow burning. Sati is int was
intended to show the sacrifice of a true wife, though this Hindu ritual is
now illegal and considered violence against women. Give me a break, man,
emolates. I don't know, I've never seen that word before. That's interesting,
But essentially, so your wife is so devoted to you that once you
die, she just like they just burn her alive because she wants to meet
you in the afterlife. Honestly, be very hell happy if Chelsea did that,
would you, yeah, like come on join me, Okay, if
we have kids. If we have a kid, stayed alive for the kid.
But if I'm like eighty five and our kids are grown, they have
kids, and you're she's also like eighty five because we're like around the same
age. Yeah, you know, come join me in the fune roll of
Hearts and a nofa cutie we love is a gun? Separating were from said
the lyrics? Do you ever listen to him? Yeah? You need to.
You need to clip that out and just put that up on social media.
I was gonna do that with that Hawthorne Heights thing I did. I'd
never remember to do that if you listen to him, Yeah, I nearly.
I nearly went for the generic. Yeah, Like I was like so
close to that in my first Oh we like it's crazy for all the like
audio listeners, stuff like that for everyone as a fan of this show,
Like, it is bizarre how much me and Aaron are like replicas of each
other, just look different and the way we think that what we like,
Like my mention him to people, they're like, what, like the don't
even understand what it is, but like and I blare it at work sometimes
and I'm like, man, I probably sad it looking like such a fruit.
That's very it. Love metal. Yeah, dude, I used to
fucking play that shit so much. I still I actually got burnt out,
and I haven't listened to them so long. I might actually start all that
music I still have on my playlist's like Atray You and all this emo shit.
Same. I just never listened to what I need to actually put that
on again. Oh I've been I've been jiving that stuff for a while.
And it is crazy because like that whole music is like the idea of like,
well, I'm gonna I'm gonna leave the earth for you because if you
leave the earth, you know, if you hurt my heart, I'm gonna
you know, off myself and and I'll come meet you in the afterlife like
that, right. I mean, if someone could somehow prove to me that
that was the case, I would have no issue with it. Then Yeah,
I'd be down for it. Even uh do you know, do you
know Silverstein smashed into Pieces? You know that song? That song came out
at work and I was like just laughing my ass off with the idea.
It's just like his The whole thing is he wants to like I'm gonna does
what off a Gossolin story because of her, because of a girl. He
just wants to like off himself for a woman. The whole libray is like
it's I'd rather die than have to see your smile, you know, Like
that's okay. You just reminded me of something really funny. I seen yesterday
and it's it's probably been on the internet for like twenty five years now at
this stage, but I saw it on TikTok the other day and it was
somebody's dog and they had put like a black email fringe on him. So
fine, and like it had basically something like what you just sang there in
that like weird emo voice playing, and like the camera pans and the background
so first you can't really see what's going on, and then it pans around
the couch and then like the dog just looks across and he has like this
black fringe across. Yeah, it's crazy how many people like, like,
there's not many people as much as they used to. But I saw one
kid like trying to bait Ben Shapiro. I think Ben Shapiro is not a
cool guy. I think he's like propagated by bullshit. But like the kid
was like kept doing this and like like you know, moving his hair out
of his eyes, and I was like, man, if you only know
when that was actually popular, if you were around back then, man,
you would have been the talk of the town. Chicks would have loved you,
and like, you know, and it's funny because obviously this is to
me and where I broke this down. It's kind of a free for all,
fun type of episode with how I wanted to do it or whatever.
But like, I found some of my email pictures and I said, we
have to do a Patreon episode where I show we both show each other pictures
of when we were younger and this is gonna happen at some point and talk
about that whole decade of being emo. I want to do it, and
then I want to cut clips for me to put on like our social media
so people can see it because I have all these pictures of me when I
was young, where I want to do like a post of like the young
Tomcat. You guys, listen, my dad made a fucking joke at the
wedding. Okay, Like everyone at the wedding called me a conspiracy theorist.
Everybody every fucking speech. I'm gonna post Billy's speech for everybody that's listening or
watching right now, and I'm gonna post it because it's funny. His uh,
his girlfriend Robin took a video of him doing a speech is funny and
talk about like I forgot about this. I used to take like soaked wet
buns when we start working at some Chile as a dishwasher. He's like sixteen,
and I used to whip fucking soaking wet buns at him. I forgot
about that. I didn't know I did that, or like they would go
rock hard and I just whip him at the back of his fucking like the
dishpits with like crack and like it is such a loud sound. And then
he was like, oh, you know, he's whip soaked butts at me.
But he said it would always be worse if it was a reptilian.
He's the only one that mentioned the reptilians. But people were like laughing.
Chelsea's dad called me a conspiracy theorist. And then my dad does this speech
and he brings up when I got suspended. I kept getting suspended for wearing
makeup in like grade seven or whatever, where I would wear like eyeliner and
makeup, but it would be like up to my eyebrows, so they wouldn't
let you do that. They wouldn't even let girls do it. So I
would kept doing it. And then my dad was like, we know,
you know, I said that we identified as clowns. He made he did
make a joke about what if our religion was we were clowns and to the
principle that wore tight ass leather pants and which was very funny, and my
dad brought that up. But I had to be like, I was very
emo. Okay, I'm not a transsexual. I didn't say that, but
I was like, I'd say I'm very I was very emo because I'm like
he's like we were. He's like technically he was progressive, and I'm like,
don't say that. That's not what I was. I would love my
music, people, can I know? I said it was just very funny,
and then somebody laughed a bunch of pop luck because I was able to
say fuck Trudeau. Uh, Jimmy. Chelsea's stepdad is like the the what
do you call the MC or whatever the masters ceremonies and then he's like,
you know, the sweaters he always wears and I was like, yeah,
fuck Trudeau, and a bunch of people were like, man, I'm glad
you said that. I was like, yeah, just a hundred people I
could say fuck true too crazy. It was a wild time, dude,
and we'll have to do a Patreon episode for everybody listening to. Uh,
just shoot the shit kind of thing. Uh. This is one of my
favorites of all time for sure. Uh. A sexual Viking funeral m sexy.
A ship carrying a corpse is set on fire to ease the process of
getting the body, to ease the process of getting the buye to the realm
of the dead. A Nor's funeral for local leaders also features sexual rights within
A slave girl would have sex with every man in the village and then would
be strangled to death with a rope and then stabbed by the matriarch of the
village, obviously the guy in charge, and then her body would then join
the chieftain on the burning ship. I mean, sounds pretty cold for the
guys. Seems like a waste of fucking boats. Don't how many boats did
these people have? I don't know, Well, they had the slaves making
them all the Irish, you know, that's isn't that okay? By far?
That's probably that was one I told Billy, like an episode or two
would go like where when people hear this, I'm like, Oh, that's
the one you're talking about. I thought it was the idea of like that.
I thought when you die, that your wife had to have sex with
the whole village or whatever. That's what I kind of remembered. And then
Billy was like, no, I don't like that, and I was like,
yeah, but it's a slave girl that has to so I die.
And then like everyone gets fucked in the village. So so there's people there's
some horny guy being like, man, I've got laid in like a year,
and he's like, I'm gonna kill the chief so I can get laid.
Will someone fucking die? Yeah? But them them chicks must have been
absolutely ram through. Oh, if you're the last guy man, like that
must have been like I'm trying to think of something extremely gross and I can't
even think of it. I thought about old spaghetti, you knows, and
I was like, that's not even close like a whole like yeah, like
like think about if a bunch of think about it even like you know,
you think about how jello and how fragile it is, like three guys fuck
a bowl of jello, but this is like twenty thirty forty five. How
many guys are in that village, just like ram and that shit. Everyone
that is a male listening to this has watched some fucked up porno movie females
too, But like you know, ever, I feel like if you haven't
watched a gang bang, you're not truly living. But we all know there
looks like an old piece of bread that has just been fucking smashed into a
billion pieces, like a PBA J sandwich just opened up. For some reason,
I picture the scene of Tiny eating the cereal. Oh yeah, ew
slurping it. Yeah, but there's like all like the milk and shit,
it's all and like his mouth is all like gaped open. Yeah, Corross,
that's a good visual, that's probably, and the sound effects that that
makes as well is probably what it would sound like when you're going after after
like you know, sixty five dudes of Rancho, especially some of the big
huge motherfuckers, they probably get cocks down her knees, bro and it's just
like Jesus, and then you're you're the last guy. But you have the
smallest dick and you're like, well, yours is like a fucking toothpick,
and you're like, I I killed the chief for this. I got the
game. And I would imagine it probably goes in like pecking order as well.
So it's like all the yeah, like the bad dudes get her first,
and then like all like the fucking tear her open. Yeah, Mongoloids
like me are left at the end going, yeah, just give me the
mouth. It hasn't been touched yet, you know, I'll get the ear
canal. Jesus, I thought, this's get fucked up. This one is
weird. Uh, there's two mourning losses that fellow Danny. It's d a
d n Ai. It's like dayan i Dani tribe member by cutting off their
fingers and uh, Papa Papa Indonesia. I want it's not the same as
Papa dea Guinea, but they copy the name papa. Uh. These people
used to Uh. These people used to amputate their fingers at funerals to express
their sorrow by smearing their faces in clay and ashes. Though is now ben
is hard to find an elderly Danny female who has five real fingers. It's
not messed up. So most of them have. If you see an elderly
dainty tribe member, especially like a female, specifically because it seems to always
be females, I have to go through this horrendous shit, uh that most
of them will not have full fingers. Think about it. So every time
somebody dies in this village, okay, you have to cut off a tip
of your finger to to feel the pain and sorrow. Are you looking it
up? Because I found images of it, but I couldn't. Oh,
here we go, see some of them. Look at the stumpies. I
I purposely blank. I had to. I had to just blank out the
titties. I was just going to ask, did you that? Yeah?
Okay, listen to me. Listen. Look at these I'm sorry, Look
at these women. Man, they look like they were beaten by the ugly
brew about seven times. Uh. They look like Denzel No, no,
what they look like Morgan Freeman if he was two hundred and fifty. Is
that bad? Because it does look like that. Look at I'm looking at
the chick on the left that doesn't have her pepperonis out. Yeah, she
looks like one of those things. That's so bad, Like I can't even
say it actually because say, it looks like there's a really famous like black
character actor that I can't remember his name, but he's in like everything.
Yeah, yeah, actually it looks exactly like him. It is the idea,
Okay that obviously, like women in tribalistic communities most times have been ran
through because they're trying to like you know, there's a train run on as
the expression goes, because they have to have as much kids to keep the
tribe going. As the more kids you have, the more people you have,
the help with labor and forging food and all that stuff, especially within
like African tribes that don't have anything. Right, it's not gonna do with
racism. Is everyone wants to fucking claim you see idea of where these people
live and they're cut off from communication and technology so they have to do things
for survival. But yeah, it's because of these women were probably having kids
until they were like old enough, until they started they start dying, like
this is what happened, and like they look worse for wear they do.
It's it's it's not good. I'm not gonna pronounce this because it's in Madagascar,
but I'll try Fama da Ahania Fama dah Hondia. That's like the best
I'm gonna do. I didn't even add it into the thing, but I
put it in brackets. So, uh, once every seven years and the
Madagasci people that's where they call that of Madagascar, exhumed the bodies of loved
ones, wrapped them in cloth, and danced with their corpse sex. It
probably smells pretty bad. So they spread they spray with uh these weird smile
sprays. So they spray with some sort of shit. Weird that's so weird,
man. Oh, and they make them then they make them into totem
poles eventually crazy, Oh I think this, Yeah, So they put people
in bags. Crazy, Look how many dead people there are in that photo
in bags, wrapped in bags. And then they will dance with the corpse
being like ew that wild. Like people are just so fucking like I've often
seen and it might I'm bad. The totem pole was on the next thing.
I messed up. But they spray them with some sort of spray that
I cut off backs and and while they're dancing with them, like it might
even specifically be in relation to this, but like when you see some of
these countries and just some of the wild shit they do, and it's just
so fucking bizarre, like it's so weird kind of people there, it's only
cut out of part of a picture. There's like hundreds of people there for
what the people have died in the last like a week or probably a week
like and then so they're celebrating these deaths in this country. But it's just
to be funny. If there was like DJ music like don't don't and they're
like everyone's vibing out just like like you know, crowdsurfing these like dead bodies,
wouldn't that be fun. It's like it was just the idea that it's
dead bodies and like just dance around dead buys. You don't do that.
That shit's gotta fucking stink and just be like gross. I'm sorry for the
audience, but everything I think I want to talk about our show, especially
what like especially I can't imagine they have like the procedures that we would have
in like a world countries like we live in oh to like exoom the body
and to do like bombing fluid and stuff like that. So they don't like
stuff to just make it like just like a piece of wax, so there's
like a stinker. It doesn't like decompose all hideous straight away or anything.
Dude, something we have to do that. I just watched recently because Chelsea's
never seen the full thing Beetlejuice. Man, Oh, she's never seen the
full thing. Such a great movie. I watched it. I was like
really high, like decent, like I was high. I would love to
dress up as Beetlejuice for like a Halloween special or something, but they would
like properly like have the full like shit. Yeah, and you guys speak
like a vulgar as hell. Slap your jacket. There's like fucking dust coming
out and ship. I'll be that uh, I'll be that African guy.
I'll put black face on it. I'll like sprinkle dust on your head so
it shrinks. Do you think that Beetlejuice Too is gonna end up being like
hocus Pocus Too? Was probably? I think they'll ruin it with some woll
gass bullshit and it's going to destroy it. Everyone's like watching this trailer of
like General Ortaga and it's like fake thinking it's real crazy jazz burials Burials and
New Orleans, New Orleans? Do you know? Uh? Do you know
that song by the Animals? What? I don't think I do? You
don't? You don't know the Animals? Bro do I havn't a clue.
Or you're like the House of the Rising Sun, the House of the ras
Sun. Uh, New Orleans, you don't know New Orleans. There is
a house in New Orleans. They call it so yeah, but he says
New Orleans. Yeah. Did you ever have a band called Muse? Yeah?
I used to like me when I was an emo. Okay, dude,
I love Mews still. I want to see them live a couple of
times. That's Hawaii first heard that song because they're on the cover of it.
Oh boo. They even four k now And I was like, they
all like babies. What happened? Like the what's his name? The lead
singer man Crazy? No No, I mean the Animals, Oh yeah,
like they it's just bizarre the different time era, right, and like they're
all very probably very like in their early twenties or if not, like a
little younger, and just like what a different time to exist, even like
the Beatles and stuff, right, put you some love, like yeah,
you're really changing ship while you're like doing acid and not doing anything, beating
a bunch of hypocrites. So with a big horn band culture at the heart
of New Orleans is it's not surprised that they play music. Even in death.
The funeral procession is led by a big horn band. Have a horn?
You also have a big horn? How what what type of music does
it play? A skin? Ask skin? I was trying to think of
something funny they're onunderstand what my references or is that another thing in worn?
Yeah? Do you live in America that doesn't really exist? Because it's not
real. America is the stay Canada. Canada doesn't exist, though it will
be one day when we sign the Trial Trilateral Commissions fucking bullshit, we'll all
be one country. Yeah, no over here, Like that's like a thing
where you call it like, oh, I had some horn on me,
a whore horn like a dick. Yeah, like a dick, like if
you were if you were getting a bone over something. Oh weird. Yeah,
Like like no, not everybody, but like in some of the like
slang like dudes would be like I had some horn, weird, Yeah,
we say boner erect jiffy erection erection a so so there's famous like this this
a horn. They have a horn band playing which plays a sad tune at
first, followed by an uppeat jazz and blues number accompanied by furious dancing,
which means that people must go out of their way dancing their fucking leg just
freaking out, man. And it's like, yeah, I was having a
good time. I just picture, because I associate horn with the whole bone
er thing. I just picture a lot of gay dudes and like g strings
are completely nude with like all those Mardi Grab beads on them, yeah,
or like with the whistles like terry crews and fucking white chicks. It's so
crazy because a white guy did that, it would be so racist. But
it's one of the fun it's it's a very funny movie. I fucking love
that. Shiit uh. This one's wild. A totem poll stands erect speaking
of penises in honor of a warrior, shaman or chief and the hat the
handy people it's h A, I d A. I don't know where that
is where the oh it's they're Indian, of course, East Indian, I'm
sure. And some reguard were Indian over there, not Indian over here.
Uh, but they they they would they would fit it. So if you
were a hot the Indian, this would fit your description. Your body would
be beat Listen to this. Your body would be beaten with clubs, so
that could fit in a tiny wooden box. The box then would be listen
of this. Then the box will be put in a fucking mortuary, like
a totem pole in front of the dead person's home. So and then this
the family would tell stories. So listen, they would put you in a
totem pole and they would beat the living ship out of you. So your
body is like thin enough to like fit inside of the totem pole. I
don't know why, right, I was like not supposed to be, But
like the idea of that and how you described it sounds hilarious to me.
The idea of a dead body and like several people with clubs and bats just
like beating it to a pulp. So it's like all mushy, and it
sounds like a scary movie trope, like like something that scary movie has done.
It's just like, oh, he's dead now. And then just like
fucking Berry Bonds comes in with his baseball bat and he's just like smacking the
shit like that's wild man. That's one of the weirdest ones. I like,
there's a there's I've had a bunch of fucking weird shit. But the
fact that like people would beat the living shit out of your corpse, like
beat it so your bones are like dust. I how much would it take,
though, to like beat the like how much would it take to beat
a dead body where the bones are decrepit enough where you could just kind of
shove it into a box and then put into a tortum pole And then get
this your family's like Thomas, You see, he was a good guy.
He's in there. We beat the living ship. We literally did living shit
so he could fit inside it. But he's there, and you know what,
he was a good guy, and they just like tell stories about you.
I've got to imagine, like it would take an extremely long beaten and
an extreme amount of force to like mash a body to the point where you
could like squeeze it into one of those Also, is there any sort of
like protective measures that like your meat sack wouldn't be like dripping all out of
that ship and like stinking the place up or like you touch it and probably
not it probably got real sick afterwards. Yeah, Like I was gonna say
it was like, so that body is I thought, Yeah, I thought
you were gonna say it would probably reek nbside of your house for a while.
I feel like it was like your brother mom or some shit. But
I thought you were gonna say, like, is there measure is to make
sure that you're dead? Because what if you're just like we're concussed and you
like passed out and they'll be like really like you know this is some you
know, backwood country in India or some ship. I don't know where this
place is, uh, you know, and then like they like are beating
the shit have you? And you wake up like alive, You're like bones
are all broken? Yeah, Like you started at like the feet or the
legs and just starts smashing at the seat as the person like react. Have
you ever seen Freddy got fingered? Yeah, where his girlfriend is parapet like
she has no feeling in their legs. It gets you just and that's what
turns her on, is smacking this ship out of her legs. I haven't
seen that in so long. Such a Tom Green is the first podcaster man.
He killed that ship. He was the first reason to really create what
we're doing today, really and now he's doing it again. He lives in
the middle of nowhere in Canada, and he's figured out now where he's like
down like an episode or two where he's like in the boonies, like in
the middle. He said, he's in the middle of fucking nowhere, in
some fucking barn. Obviously, I know I like that shit. This one's
crazy layout, your dad, This is the Tower of Silence. I'm gonna
shut the fuck up, where the corpses are left out to be eaten by
vultures before being brought to brought there the zoea Astrian we're obsessed with, like
obsessively. They would clean the body, washing it with water and boilarin so
just in case this guy is real dirty and are only allowed to be touched
by professional corpse bearers, say people allowed to touch the corpse and zoe Astrian
traditions, which, weirdly, a lot of occultist people believe in that realm
of beliefs because it's very old, which I feel like eventual we'll get you
on the show. They see the bodies as being terribly corrupt and risked of
being attacked by demons. So they're like obsession with like cleaning it and they
leave it out to be eaten away. Nice say, So that sounds very
similar to that's what I was gonna say. I was like, this kind
of brings it into what you were going to talk about. Sounds very very
similar to you know what, I know I'm not. I have to pee
so bad. You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna pee right now
while I talk about this. Yes, I'm gonna do it on the show.
I'm just going to piss in this can. Okay, So just so
everybody knows why I'm talking right now, it's to drowned out the noise of
Tom pissing into a can he just drank from. I don't know if you'll
hear it, though, I gotta do it. Alex did this once on
the show. I might as well do it. Okay, keep talking you
want. I'm trying to listen to see how I actually hear it. See
how I need is okay? So sky burials or celestial burials as they are,
is the first for the podcast. Other than Alex are the burial rights
of choice for the Tibetans. After a member of the community has died,
the body is cut into pieces by a burial master and is taken to a
selected site, usually in the area of high elevation. This is because the
car is then supposed to be eaten by vultures, who tend to congregate at
higher altitudes. After the vultures have consumed the body, the belief is that
they take the body away to heavens, where the soul of the deceased person
remains until they are ready for their next reincarnation. This practice is believed to
have been practiced as as many as eleven thousand years ago, but there is
little no written evidence or physical evidence due to the fact that the remains are
ingested by vultures or other animals. For Tibetans, the sky burials serves both
practical and spiritual functions. Off on the ground is frozen, making difficult to
dig graves, making sky burials an appealing alternative. Many of the central values
of the Tibetan culture revolve around being humble, generous, and honoring nature.
Sky Burials allow physical bodies of Tibetans to be returned to the art in a
way that generously provides a meal to the vultures and very minimally disturbs the art.
Because of their belief in reinc O nation, death is seen as more
of a transition as opposed to an ending. They believe the soul moves on
from the body at the very instant of death, leaving very room for attachment
to the physical body. In fact, in order for the soul of the
person to have an easy transition into their next life, the Tibetans believe that
there should be no trace left of the physical body after death, providing another
advantage of this practice. And I just out of the corner of my eye,
I feel like I seen you swing in the can full of in one
little drop went onto my computer and I could see it. Okay, whatever,
this is the funniest shit ever. Whatever, it's It's all fine,
man, so funny. This is uh literally, Alex did this Billy's body
on our Halloween special where he couldn't hold it anymore, and he did it
under the table while we were filming, which shows all of us, which
was really hard to achieve. And I was like, I want to pay,
but I can't. Ruin this episode, Aaron's. It's probably like the
nine o'clock there. So I wanted to just get it done and I did
it. But man, if you're a man out there, if you're a
woman, you're probably like wow. Man. But like I peed in this
little hole. I depressed my penis head right against just and I'm like,
am I gonna cut myself? This is not the one with beard it this
is almost empty. So that's the one you just pissed it be crazy you
did Actually you did actually lift that cat up. Don't say I pissed in
this can. It's warm, but I did that. But why not?
Man, this is what we are. We are strange brew and I didn't
want to leave. Man, I didn't want to leave you. Look,
I can't standing whilst I haven't done it. I don't think on a podcast.
I remember years ago when I used to a lot of PC games,
and I used to play days Z a lot, like twelve hours a day,
like a big, fucking, fat, scary mongoid. And I was
that obsessed with the game and being online with the other dudes on the server.
So basically you would spawn into a map and it was all like real
life. You had to eat you couldn't get your clothes wet, you would
die. If I had the army all this ship, right, and we
all used to play it together, but there was no like like there was
no pause running just in the game. And then if you logged out,
your character would stay on the map for like three minutes, so if someone
discovered you, it could just kill you and take everything. Okay, So
like I used to do that constantly. I would be like, you know,
drinking cans and stuff like piss balls over fucking just piss. It's crazy
because I can't remember the last time that's my idd that was in a car,
right, we're all a trip. You're like, I got a fucking
pee, man, But I'm like, you know what you know, I
don't believe you, Tom. I think I don't even think you use the
toilet. I think you just piss in cans and stuff. And you know,
I'd love to do I'd love to have like I'm just gonna shove a
fucking can't do this because anytime you delicious weed pen man dropping this cann of
piss, it's like no, It's like, have you say you must watch
boys? Three pisses in the jugs The piss jugs. Ray has it is
fucking the dump that it's like Ricky got me this great place. He lives
in the fucking trailer in the dump and there's like pissed jugs everywhere. He's
like, he's been trucking. I can't do a bubbles how he's been trucking
for and then so he's got used to peeing in like fucking jugs. I
need, I need, need, need you and Chelsea this weekend to watch
that show that I told you about ages ago called The in Betweeners. I
love that show. You've seen it? The English show Dude. I don't
know if you've seen all the episodes about the One Way to Go to London
Club and yeah I have. And one of my favorite movies is the first
one Pisses. He's pissing in a can and he cuts the top of his
dick in the can and he's like, I feel like I remember that ye
like over the other dude that always tells the lies. He's like looking at
and he's like, oh, just look, please just look and then like
the the the bouncers walking and he's like looking at his dick and it's like
call him pissing blood and he's like get out. Yeah, I remember that.
That's funny because at some point we'll have to like talk about that show
that by far is like and out there obscure. Remind me of Canadian comedy,
which is adopted from British comedy. Essentially, it's just it's so good
the movies. Man, that that scene where they go in the club like
dancing and they're like trying to like flirt with the girls, but they have
like no game. It's like that empty dance floor and they dance from like
the bar. Why you guys like think this is impressive? Bro, there's
another show. Actually, we should maybe watch a couple of episodes of it
at some time, or maybe do something where we could watch it with people,
because they're like really short format, like twenty minutes twenty five minutes an
episode. It's called Inside Number nine. Never heard that, dude, I'm
telling you look it up. After this. I guarantee you will love this
show. Okay, I got I got an idea. Okay, let's just
not spoil this, you know, because it's meant to be kind of like
a fun episode because I haven't seen it a bit. Let's do let's the
first time you watch Kenny Versus Spendy, because I feel like I'll get you
hooked on it. Let's watch it together for either Patreon or the main show
on YouTube, because I feel like Kenny Hotts would let me get away with
it. Even if I talk to him, I could probably maybe get a
beat him on the show. But if I talk to him and be like,
Yo, we want to do a commentary on your show. Because my
Irish Fred has never seen it. He's Canadian, he's chill with the fans.
They do live shows in Toronto and we're like around America, even which
is crazy, and he he doesn't even understand how the show blew up this
much. We should do that. Yeah, I'm down for it. I
wait because I'll find a very good episode to start you off with. It's
fuck, dude. They do this ship like who can stay blindfold the longest?
And then the one Kenny tricks the other guy, Spending, which is
always like gets angry and the loser that he's actually blind, so he keeps
fucking with him, but then he like finds ways to cheat to convince him
to take off his blind fold before he does. And even though in the
footage she already did. He convinces him that he did, so as long
as he gets him to do. The humiliation is his gloat for winning,
right, it's so good. Yeah, no, I'll stay I'll stay away
from I won't watch it until. Yeah, we have to get your first
impression because it's it's quite hilarious. So this is one I thought was fun.
This would be my kind of thing. Is the Russian vodka? All
right? So Russian vodka, dale pickles and rye bread is left out for
the deceased at a party. Don't know why, sound like they're real poor
Russian Orthodox churches would ring the bell to gather the villages to a funeral,
followed by a series of services and dinner parties for nine days. According to
you, I had nine days and then what at Oh this is crazy.
So nine days after I'm dead, if I was Russian in this Orthodox town
or whatever, right, they're like ding ding ding ding, and then you
know, everyone has a fucking party. Okay, Then forty days after the
person dies. The black bread is meant to reserve the Russian tradition of breaking
the black bread upon meeting a new person. So that must be a tradition
and obviously Russians love vodka and the pickle thing. I don't understand. Maybe
they shoving up their asses, but they like take a shot when they eat
some bread as a tradition for when they meet. So but then they party
on the ninth day that you're dead, and then they also party on the
fortieth day. Weird. Now, weird Russians are Have you ever met one?
Yeah, there's a few of them that like live in the town here
now that like, Russians grab my friend's balls. Man, Russians are scary,
I know. Do you know for all the fans you know this by
now that shadow people experience I had started when Russians grabbed my my friend Mike's
balls. I remember when you're telling me that I was. I would have
thought that I would have been more unsettled by the shadow people thing, but
I actually think I was more unsettled by the fact that that, to me
sounded like the start of like a hostile movie or something. It was those
dudes were like that had potential for you guys to be tied up somewhere.
We joked about what they had in like their suitcases and shit like as a
joke. It was like three Russian dudes that like look like they were fairly
like you could say, fit, like for their age, like in their
forties probably fifties of that age, fifties, but liked not yoked, but
like fit, and and them like walking past, and I was were abandon.
I'm nineteen years old. I'm a skinny buck. You know, I'm
like fucking doing drugs then, and they wait, like rub my head and
they're like you crazy Canadians and they're like rub my head. Specificly that one
time watching a show I was like drinking like pure vodka at this point,
like we're just like I'm young. We're on a resort and I have a
picture that I'll post on Instagram eventually when I'm my younger self. There's a
picture of us like Cuba and he rubs off my head and it was just
the weirdest ship man. I don't know, there's some weird like I could
feel it that they were like interested by us, like young boys or whatever.
Rights Like when you were explaining that to me before, I kept having
visions of you know, the scene in Hostile on the train where the dude
is eating that ham salad. Yeah, yeah, remember And he's like shaking
and and they're like you need a fork there, buddy, and shoving and
then remember doesn't he grabbed the dude's leg. Oh yeah yeah, and he's
like get the fuck there. They make fun of it, and you're a
trip. I think it's like that's what I was kind of picture when you
told me that story. I was like, that was like not to even
try and like make it funny. You're like a bait, But like it
does actually kind of sound like that a few guys had have hung around in
that situation for too long that it could have been pretty speaking. Yeah,
that's what That's what Cuba felt like to me. My cousin went back to
Cuba. I've said the story before, right, and that he went off
the resort with this guy and they try to do this like to me,
not take me off the resort, but they I blame my speaker and my
music. And this one guy came out, his name is Uri and some
black dude, some Cuban guy, but he was black, like with dreads
and shit, and he was like, oh I love DMX, Suck my
dick, Suck my dick. And I was like, cool, cool man,
that's nice but he was like super cool, but he had one long
nail, like snort and coke obviously, and it was just such a bizarre
experience. And then one guy gave me his brand new iPhone so he could
take my shitty nano iPod and then put my music onto his computer. But
he said there was a block, gave me back my iPod, and I
trusted he gave me his new iPhone. I was like, whatever, if
he wants to take my nano, I'll take this shit home. And then
we switched and he's I couldn't do it because there was in Cuba whenever there's
an encryption that he couldn't break through. So I was like, oh,
I know. And then so my cousin went back and he said they went
out the resort with his It might have been with Neil, but I think
it was a Bizar buddy that I know these dudes like personally. And they
went out the resort and they went to this guy. They thought he was
super chill, and he was like my cousin's very open and doesn't really care.
He takes risks and then so he goes whatever, and then they're eating
and he's like he offered me this very small meal and then he shows him
a picture of this young girl and said, that's my fourteen year old niece.
He's like how much? How much? Yeah, and they got the
fuck out of there. But yeah, the guy was offering up his niece.
And people do this in Muzzle some countries too, like Arabic countries.
Happens all the time, offer up your daughter and kid and how much can
I get, like money from you? Crazy fucking I don't know that that
ship is spooky to me. That sounds like a wait till we talk about
hostile on your show man. I feel like that's gonna be a two hour
episode. That sounds like I don't know. If you've seen Infinity Pool.
I actually really liked it. Yeah, it reminds me of that whole idea
where it's like, let's go after because I'm nervous. It's like it'll be
fun, let's go after a resort and do a lot of crazy wild chips.
Dude, you suggested that movie and it's wild, it's and you know
what actually turns me on but scares me the same time. Yeah, it's
that weird a lore of like I feel like drawn in but at the same
time, it's like I'm willing to risk being stabbed today. I didn't realiz
when you mentioned Cuba and like resorts and stuff. Is it Aruba is like
notorious for like tourists like leaving the resorts and like going Mason and shit.
Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of places like that Brazil, but they
don't have as much resorts in Brazil. But Brazil is known for like people
like if you leave your designated area, it's like you're getting messed up.
There's a lot of places. I'm sure Cube is the same way. Man
a certain locations they're gonna hide the deaths. And it's funny because that got
a lot of downloads. People love that shit. Our Strange Vacations episode.
People are fascinated by that stuff. So this one's weird. This is the
Ben Gwett of the north Western Philippines. Blindfold they're dead and place them next
to the main entrance of the house obviously the person that's died, to make
them look like they're alive still. And these people of the Philippines dress the
bodies and their best clothes and sit them in a chair and place a cigarette
on their lips. We're showing it image of a supposedly a real one and
they dress them in there like goofy ass, like, oh, give you
a little fun knitted headdress and ship and like with a bunch of flowers around
you? Is that wild man so crazy? So I was gonna end it.
I feel like this would be an episode on its own, I feel
like, but I was gonna mention like the Day of the Dead, you
know, d d Les Mortees. The Day of the Dead obviously is a
celebration of death where people wear death skull masks and stuff in Mexico. But
I wanted to kind of end them. This would be kind of fun.
How would you like your how would you what would you like to happen to
your dead body? There's a couple of options nowadays. Do you want to
know? Yeah? So at the outdoor labs of the University of Tennessee and
Texas State University, researchers are always have a great need for human cadavers.
Uh. This is a place where groups of students learn about the rate of
the decomposing corpses to make a biological environment germinated special plant varieties. So I
think the idea is they like like they look at your corpse, right,
you know, look at it, and they like study it and and then
they h then they put you in a tree, they like plant your body.
Yeah, no, I'm good for that. No, I'm nah,
I'm good for that. I don't. People say, oh, it's for
science, man, that's for I don't care. I don't care. I'll
be dead, so I don't care what happens with science. To be honest
with you, Oh man, there's some cool ones. Just wait man,
uh they're also this is pretty cool. This is the one I've been down
for. I would love my my main one. If I were to choose,
and I could actually choose and not have like money towards it, make
me a fucking mummy. I want to be wrapped in a bunch of ship,
put me in expensive sarcophagus and then just display me in your home,
but just don't open it because I'll stink, but like just leave that ship
out, Like yeah, I want to be in like one of those big
massive sarcophagus like fucking Imo tep in the moment, Yeah, I know,
it's something I want to do. I try to convince Chelsea to watch that
movie Moly, and she was like hate. God, dude, it is
so good. I love I like the movie The Pyramid just for that ship,
just for I and that even has that has fucking fucking cry. So
you would be a bummy. Yeah, I would probably be a mummy.
I Actually here's a question. I don't know if you guys have it there.
You know, when you get a driver's license, do they ask you
do you want to be an organ? Yeah? Yeah, uh they never
asked me, but I would say no, I'm sorry as that is to
people that are like, but my cousin could have used your organ, I
just I don't know, fuck your cousin. Yeah, it's like I also
declined to be an a because I just get out of it. When anyone
says to me like, oh my god, that's Tarboro, like there could
be somebody that really needs that, it's like saving. I'm like, you
don't want anything that's inside of me? No, No, we'll meet.
That's funny because me neither. But if it was someone I knew and they're
like, can you give up a kidney, and it was somebody I really
cared about to keep them alive, yeah, I'd probably do that. But
to some Porsche lob I don't know, while they probably taken a bunch of
pharmaceutical messes to keep them alive their entire life because they got addicted to some
sort of shit. Uh no, yeah, no, I'm sorry. So
you probably caught up with obviously the familiar image of the ancient Egyptian pharaohs.
The thing is, now there's no longer there's not like you know, just
a privilege for for ancient Egyptian pharaohs. You know, there's a it's called
the some Sue Mom company s m m s u m m um sou momumummy
company will bomb your dead body or pet and place it inside of an empty
statue, similar to the ancient forms of embombing. Of course, with this
luxurious nature of this method, the embombing cost is not small. When it
comes to it, it is uh sixty seven thousand dollars USD. Yeah,
I want to go to whole hog with it thought, and I'm gonna butcher
this is one the pronunciation whatever, but I want it like the way it
was back then, where yeah, where they pull out your brain, they
scoop your brain out, yeah, and then they have the what is it
like the canompic jars or canomic jars or whatever it is, and they put
your organs like stuff your organs down into all them so they have like all
these cool little jars and then have me in a big bad as starcophagus that'll
be fucked up. Oh yeah, we mentioned that i'man's thing. They do
tune your body. That was it? Yeah, that was it. And
also actually, if you're gonna put me in a mummy thing, right,
I want I want you to wrap me up perfectly like a mummy or whatever.
But then I want you to cuff a piece of the head thing away
and leave my decomposing face sticking it like a tepe, so like with like
no lip and like exposed like bones and shit. I want my stargophagus made,
but I want it to be like where you can see my rigamortis.
Yeah, get it. So I'm stiff all the time, baby, which
is you've seen clerks, right, I have the check at the end.
Fock's the dead body thinking it's Dante and it's like a dead guy, so
fucked up? So or would you like to be like they can put you
into the seafloor into uh so if you die you can be around fish all
the time. If you love you know, the ocean, and your cremation
would be mixed into the environment. We're in a friendly cast, so this
is what it could look like, Yanna boring. Yeah, so you're in
the bottom of the ocean on my ting. How about we can shoot your
fucking shitting out of space. Part of your ashes will have the opportunity to
explore the speculat space of the universe thanks to the idea of space traveler after
dying thanks to satellite. So there's certain satellite. The service is expected to
be released in November twenty fifteen, so this article is obviously wrote a while
ago. If this is your choice, congratulations. Your ashes will stay in
the universe for a long time because the orbit of this satellite is that's made
to last from five weeks to several hundred years. We don't really know because
we don't know if the others flat or not, So it could stay in
orbit for five weeks or several hundred years. We're not sure because we don't
know anything, because it's probably not even going to space. So I'll go
one step above that. Then put me in a giant sarcophagus, tie me
to the side of a rocket and then shoot me to the moon. Yeah.
Man, I saw a video and I want to get I want to
get one of those high powered lasers because I saw a video of people like
pointing the laser at the Moon and it looks fake, right, looks at
the Moon's fake And I'm like, well, I won't know until I do
it. So I want to do it myself and then prove if it is
real or not. You know, I have I've actually been drawn down that
like rabbit hole of the whole moon thing recently. It's a if it's real
and we don't live in a fucking dome or whatever, it's a satellite.
Yeah, I have a lot of uh new thoughts. I think it might
be interesting sometime to do. I actually do a three for all talk Me
and Jan talked a long time ago, and I kept it because a lot
of Strange Wines episodes are on the Patreon now. It is about like the
idea is the Moon of satellite? Now? I like it's interesting because I
would it would be kind of we should just do a live special called Moon
question Mark. It's like, really, what the fuck is it? Do
we know? I don't think so, you know, is it made of
cheese. I used to think that when I was a kid, and then
I used to always get told about the man on the moon. It looked
close at the moon, it looks like a face and ship that's it stills
a face. And I'm like and I was like, all right, it's
like is that where Bear in the Big Blue House stole that idea? Yeah,
And there's there's theories how the moon is a reflection as above so below
as the Earth, and that if you match up the moon and the way
they perceive the map, that there's extra land on Earth. That's like there's
a real there's some weird, very weird theories. Yeah. I seen I
seen something earlier in the week. I can't remember. I'm gonna absolutely butcher
this, but somebody had this like really detailed description of like so images of
the moon from art and then supposed images of the art from the moon.
Yeah, and how like nothing matches up at all or makes any sense.
I thought it was quite fascinating. There's some weird stuff going on, and
I that's why I've always said, like, I don't know what to believe
in. Speaking of cheese, we bought some Irish cheese that we liked,
and I just thought by you the whole time. And it has like the
flag on it and ship and it's just like it's white cheddar. It's like
Irish cheese. And I was the whole time I was thinking about it.
I was like thinking about it. I was like eating your body. You
know, what, can can I send food to Canada? I have no
idea. Now obviously I know like I'm going to send like fucking raw meat
or anything like that, but stuff like that, is that Is it possible
for me to send that to you? I don't know because I want I'm
not gonna say this on here, like I want to send me some ship,
but like I don't. I don't necessarily know because it would be bait.
Because I've debated on I have a PO address, So I was debating
on like giving fans of the show my PO address because I've had people reach
out to me and be like, oh, I want to send you this
or that, and I was like, I don't think you can do that,
and they're like they're in the States, Like no, I will go,
like, we can we can do that. Like it was like something
like not crazy. I think it might've been something like food or something like
that, or like a I know one lady want to send me like books
on something. So a long time ago, but there was a couple who
have sent me stuff about like could I send you this or that? And
I was like, do you guys have a mailing address? And I'm like
not yet. A few years ago I made the mistake of I started to
get that request more and more about sending things to either taste or try or
do, when I was like, this is probably dangerous. And a few
times I was stooped enough to give out my actual address and I was like
whoa. Yeah. I was like, I'm going to get fucking Martyred.
No you like at that. We have a po address luckily, so I
could do that. Maybe it just sent it to the post office whatever,
but still killed a lady in the post office instead. So fucked so you
could actually have your cremations made into a firework. True motto, it will
be the moment of glory. Then suddenly you become brilliant, more brilliant than
ever. With starting price of around fifteen hundred us D. I don't know
USD is and I'm fucking too high. Two dollars isn't it. But it
takes dollars. Oh weird, that makes sense. That actually makes a lot
of sense. I was like, us would be us courtesy, so it
makes sense. Who the fuck else is doing fireworks? Though? So now
I want to make me a mummy, strap me to a rocket, shoot
me to the moon, and then while that's all going on, you can
take because I have such a big horn, you can take half of my
horn and turn it into a firework. Shoot the fireworks off at the same
time playing the moon. That image is fucked up, just like you like
get like out of some fucking cannon, but like you're in a sarcophagus flying
through the fucking towards the moon. But like in the dick of the sarcophagus
there's a bunch of Roman candles, so it's like boom boom boom as you're
like flying towards the moon. That's a pretty good description. That's kind of
exactly what I was pictured. Or you could be made to a tattoo that
would be cool as well. That Bruce Lee tattoo is hilarious. I'd love
to get something so funny fucking it's it's Bruce Lee. But then it connects
to your fist like he's punching your giant fist. It's fucking sweet. So
yeah, this is literally a real thing. Some tattoo artists will cremate,
will create memorial tattoos with ink made from cremated ashes of your loved ones.
Nice, here's something going to put out there. Actually know what I think
of it. If anyone thinks this is a really funny, cool idea,
what you can do is you can send me and Tom money and then you
can choose the tattoo that we get. I have enough room, there's I
know there's certain places I want. Obviously we don't neither of us are going
to get like the big fucking stevel, no like backpiece or anything. But
if somebody wants to pick out a small tattoo, one hundred percent, and
this is like on to like if fans are hearing this, like ten years
later, and if people actually want to do this, your tattoo of choice.
But we do get to pick where it goes on our body and how
big is it? Big it is because I have a bunch of plans for
what I want to do. But you know, with the recession that we've
never admitted we live, we have, we're in the bigger more. Uh,
we're in worse off than we were in the depression technically due to the
economy and how it's set up now. No, I'm not my grandfather working
at eleven years old and barely having anything to eat. But due to the
amount of money that is being made currently and all that shit and how the
economy is set up, technically, we're in a very bad I'm luckily they
get paid decent. Not everyone gets paid when I get paid, right,
So, like, I'm sure that some people are really struggling. I'm glad
I'm not one of those people, and I will if I need to,
man, I'll be like Tony Montana. Yeah, well, actually, I
think you're saying that from a place of middle class, white privileged Tom.
Yes, you can't speak on that because you obviously don't live and work in
the coal mines like the rest of us. No, No, I don't
live in the coal mines. I don't have black face coming in a coal
lone. But no, I do work hard for my money and I have
lived a pretty rough flight. Nope, not allowed to say any of that.
I know, and I know more poor black people and maybe it's because
I associate more with white people. It doesn't matter, No, it doesn't
matter that you've had any of these things, or you've been allowed, or
you have a job or anything. You could just cancel out all of that
because it's not right. It's so funny because most of my friends that I
grew up with were like poor white dudes, like dudes that didn't have much.
I was middle class to say the least, and definitely mediocre, and
then I I made my life worse. I've always said this, right that
I've I was the one that created a lot of the turmoil that I had
with in my life. But also I was questioning my existence and a bunch
of other shit. Why am I here all this stuff? But like most
of my friends, almost all my friends ever, one kid that I've joked
about that had a pool in his house and he would dress with like ripped
jeans and ripped sweaters to look like us, because we were all like just
scraping by technically, Like if technically all my friends just scraping by and these
are just white people, my buddy, this is my one buddy that like
we are like, I would be jealous because I couldn't hang out there.
His mom was a nurse and she worked the nice shift and she was raising
her like two sons by herself and a daughter that was grown that would come
like come into the house, and we had always razer and shit. But
like inn, like all my friends would go there because we're all like from
poor environments or parents that were just like trying to scrape by, so like
let their kids go run around the town, you know. And it's crazy
because most people be like, you're like white privilege, Like shut the fuck
up, man, there's black privilege now that if you're anything but white,
you have some sort of privilege. Yeah, that's always my argument that I
know people are just gonna say, oh, you're only saying that because you're
white, But like I do feel like that, like in modern day and
now it's like a crime to be like yeah, now one hundred percent and
you see this, and there's there's black creators, right, people that you
know have a darker skin color than me. Because I say there's one race,
the human race. I don't even give a shit, man, I
have Jamaican family, Man, I don't give a shit Like this idea that
like everyone is different and I'm had two very strong beers of why I'm saying
stuff like this, because I'm like, don't care. Right at this point
in my life, I've done this podcast long enough, i have enough of
an influence online where I'm like, man, it is what it is.
People need to realize that there's something beyond skin color, the fact that like
you will be considered more in the States in Cana. I'm sure Canada does
this, but you will be considered more if you're a person of color then
you will a white person. It's the same way these French elitist people.
Why I always shoot on Quebec is there was people, there's people suing certain
like jobs or whatever in Quebec that if you don't speak affluent French, if
you're like main language isn't like French, you will lose your job or you'll
get paid less than people that are French. And for all the Canadians that
know, and Americans and everyone on in the other world that don't know,
nobody really likes Quebec. They want to do their own thing. And if
you go there, they're the only place in Canada that's not bilingual. Everything
is in French. And if you don't speak French, they treat you like
you're a black guy in the nineteen forties in America. So it's it's wiland.
I feel like I'm gonna try and keep my thoughts to myself because this
is probably a whole other episode. But yeah, I have a lot of
thoughts on that und percent and we've uh this was meant to be like me
and Aaron Lile. It's been two months since we've recorded, and Strange Brew
is very much open, right. The way we talk about stuff is very
open, and that's the whole point of the show, right, is to
kind of be out there and to be our true selves. I'm not doing
this for anyone else but myself. And then people love and you know,
connect with that content that I'm doing, then good share it, you know,
like I've only been here trying to just do something that's entertaining and fun
and not be like everybody else. Yeah, and then you guys know who
you are the hose heads, right, I joke because that's the what There
is a cult. I'm just kidding, but it's like a following of this
show and now coming to your show, and our shows are crossing over where
I've noticed that recently, I'm getting more and more down with from Ireland,
so like there is this like bridge being connected, right, and and even
with the podcast or that it was stuff and this was all meant to be
fun, right, I've never claimed to be an intellectual podcast, you know,
never claim that shit. I'm gonna talk about what I want to talk
about, and I'm gonna drink and get high like I would every day.
You know. That's the fun of it. That's like the fun of it
thought, that's the thing. Like it's it's sometimes sometimes I think people take
shit like a little bit too seriously. And I know we've talked about a
lot of serious topics over the last year or two or whatever, but like
there is a degree of it that's like, you know, everything doesn't have
to be a problem. I have to laugh. We've talked about like some
serious shit. I have to try. Like even Billy always brings up the
Chris Watts episode, which one of the darkest episodes be done next to the
Highway of Tears, which is the Indigenous people going missing and stuff like that.
But like even then, I tried to kid, I'm sure if people
listen to it, whoa I don't even remember what fuck I said, but
I probably tried to get around a bit, because like even those dark situations,
I try to. I try. I have to try and make light
of it. That's how my psyche works. And I'm pretty sure everyone that
listens to this and even more people out there think the same thing. And
they always try to hide. Everyone's trying to like appease people that they don't
even know. Yeah, just do your own fucking thing. Be interested in
what you're interested. And so we know, we know what Aaron wants to
do when he dies. Okay, so let's cover this. Aaron wants to
be mummified putting a sarcophagus launched into the moon, but as he's going towards
the moon, he wants to have a bunch of Roman candles shooting from his
penis. It's hard, It's pretty much it. It's hard to be That's
pretty much it. I know it's gonna cost me a lot of money,
but I feel like that's a pretty good way to go. And I picture
as well, kind of like what you said, I don't want to be
shot into space and a rocket. I'm kind of picked sure and more like
a Johnny Knoxville, Like yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I pictured
too. I definitely pictured that the fucking waving goodbye as your fucking sarcophagus gets
launched out this fucking huge kick, like what's his name, Chris Pontius,
oh Rip Taylor fa. Honestly, it's weird because like this has been kind
of a rants episode which I've named them now off topic or off the rails,
I have to have two options or whatever, because we did that Urban
Legends episode. I think you saw clips of it where it's like it was
just the first time Brett and Sawyer and Billy and all of us came together
and stuff like that, and we just had fun and I had this like
very complex like Urban Legends tales, but it just kept going off the rails.
It just kept going on because I couldn't help it. There's four of
us, fucking Billy's like loving, like Sawyer's joking about ship. It's so
hard to contain. So that's why it becomes these kind of fun shows that
I think that people are used to and enjoy. Actually, but like i've
recently why one of my go to films are Jackass, and I have them
bought on YouTube so wherever we go, I can watch them. So the
one day in the honeymoon, I was drunk and I was like, and
we had that projector on this like side of the wall or whatever, and
I was like, man, we're just watching some jackass ship and it was
fucking fun. It's so good. I watched them, and while back,
maybe about a year ago, I watched all of them, and I just
forgot how funny some of the ship everything my so I was I was laughing
at this earlier because I was like, so I have a bunch of people
beat my body to Paul, but listen, I wanted to be kids.
I want specifically to be a bunch of like children like a village, like
laughing their asses off, like the best enjoyment they've had because they live in
like a village. Like yeah, yes, because my entire entire plane.
Yeah you smack me candy? Does you stuff my mouthful of candy? Right?
I'm like, this is all coming off the top of my head.
So I stuffed my mouthful of candy and then they beat me to a living
pop. And then when I I spee you out candy right, and then
yeah and then yeah, but you have to string me up first too,
and like you supposed if you have to hit my stomach, you know,
because I'm kind of tab you gotta like fucking get that ship down to Billy
side body. Yeah, you know, they string me up and then just
hang me there for like a week or so. You know, I just
like have everyone look at me and stuff like that, and then you strap
me to like a donkey and then just rive me out into the desert and
then just have a bunch of vultures pick apart my flesh. But then R
two D two and C three p O find me there and they drag me
to that thing that Luke Skywalker goes to and return of the Jedi pit or
whatever. Yeah, opens up and he's like, you know the pig people,
those pig dudes are, and then they eat my bones and that's how
I'll die. I can just imagine. I'm actually visioning like some kind of
like desert area and there's like you know, like maybe some grass or tumble
beeat and ship, and then just over the horizon you can just see R
two D T just so slowly just walking towards you. I just and I
also wonder how much of your body would be left after it was beaten to
a pulp and left hanging for a week. Yeah, you know that do
that Beele juice where he's hanging out of the rope and he's like been smashed
by the tire. That's how it looked like a little worse. Actually,
you know what else I would probably really like if they were able to perform
some sort of shrunken head thing on me. So leave me with my normal
sized body, but give me that tiny head like the doing Beetle juice,
and then how me like like taxi army, just like put me in like
in an armchair in the sitting room, so like all the grand kids can
look at me and I have this tiny yeal or shrunken head but the normal
Yeah, dude, that is actually what was one of my ideas. And
I've said this to Chelsea for sure. I've joked about it when we were
watching like Baits Motel or whatever. I was like, man, just fucking
stuff me. So you know, finally, if you were able to do
that, because it should be for I don't give a ship freedom of expression
it everywhere other than what it goes too far. But if I agreed with
my kids and stuff like that, and I was like, I want to
be a I want to be a doll. I want to be a mannequin.
And they agreed, and I agreed that freedom man as a freedom supposed
to be about, you know, if they want to do that, and
then if you have if you bring people over, that's your choice, you
know, and they don't like it, then that's your choice. Be like
the fucking the Grandpa in Texas And have you played the game yet? No?
You have to like feed Grandpa blood. I haven't played as much as
I should have, like should have. There's a couple of things, and
this is something that we probably need to talk about, not on an episode
or whatever, but there's a couple of things that I want to pick up.
But I only want to pick up stuff that maybe we can play online.
There is a open thing, I'm sure for the fans of my show
and your show where we should do an episode about horror games, because I've
specifically spent time doing that the last two years. That is the stuff on
Patreon that at dead of night game or you get Chasing the Hotel's the most
frightening. I smatched my face to there's a new game I see everybody talking
about you have to it's only a shark game. I think it's like eighteen
minutes. But if you make any noise, you die. I'm not good
that it records like you, so like if you whimp or scream, shout
or anything like that, something like that. I remember a game like that
where it's kind of like quiet place or whatever. It's a game where you're,
like, I think, in kind of like a snowy area. I
try it like once, and if you're the killer thing, you're like blind,
but you can pick up on things and people talk on mics. And
I tried playing it. It's fine because no one was on the server,
so I couldn't hear. I couldn't play it because there's no one on the
server. But the premise of the game looked cool and was smart, and
my brother was like, you should stream this and shit, and I tried,
and I was like, man, I'm just gonna talk this whole time.
I get scared, so like in with games of this big moderor front
me that Dead of Night game for everyone that knows. I smashed my face
into a fucking microphone because I was so scared of this guy appearing at nowhere
you want to play a game to stream? That one was fucking it man,
so scary. All right, Well, we went an hour longer than
we thought we were going to at least for this, and you know this
is what happens. Two months go by. Right, We're best friends across
the world, and this is gonna be an ongoing thing where Aaron's gonna disappear
and then not tell me about it. I'm just kidding. We're back to
the grind and we have plenty of ideas. I'm so like every time we
talk, for all the fans that like, I have such a I have
like a million things I've already thought about with Billy. I'm like, Okay,
what what do I need to do with Billy? Okay, what would
be funny to hear Billy talk about? And that's like easy, right,
because I'm like, Okay, this has to be him, has to because
his thought would be interesting or funny or whatever. Right, And that's why
there shot episodes and want all three of us to finally put together and do.
But there's certain ones where I'm like, h I want to hear your
thoughts or we have to do this. So we've been planning a bunch of
stuff on both sides of the world, and I'm so excited. Man,
I can't stop thinking of ideas. I feel like sometimes I'm like I have
like fucking autism or something, or am I like on the spectrum because like
I get all of these ideas and like I have so many like lists and
notes and notebooks and like pieces of paper and like notes in my phone.
Yeah, I'm like I really should like try and condense these down into something
where like I can actually attempt to action them, yeah, instead of just
like being like sporadic. Like it's so funny because we think the exact same
thing. I have a list of over a hundred episodes more than that that
I want to do, right, but guess what, I always find something
else that I end up writing out before this list of fucking episodes that I
have. You have, we have Meet Aaron, have a list of stuff
we want to do for both of our shows, at least with us,
and I don't think we've even touched a bit of it. Nope, I'm
looking at it right now. So just before we finish the episode, so
for commentaries, we have Blair Witch two the Craft heroes or three August,
Underground Chernobyl Diaries, starting Slashers in two thousand and one, Stitches Shrooms.
Oh yeah, that clown shit. I haven't seen that either. There see
it's on there reviews. We have the new hell Raiser Tusk, Dark Skies,
Dark Sky's amazing. God do we gotta get on this ship man?
And this is forecast, so everyone go check out that ship. Episode idea
is best killed scenes, best on made sequels, creepiest movie scenes, best
horror movie locations, worst horror movies of all time, most underrated, most
overrated, And then for strange brew, I have a ship on John Lang
that gangs to you. Yes, James Bulger's murder, nine eleven Conspiracies,
Texas Killing Fields, Alison Alison mack Red, Dragon Book Wolf Messing Alison mack
Is the next call, isn't it? What else do we have? Mckamey
manor Finders Coach, Staten Island Disappearance, Backyard Wrestling, watch Lungs, the
New Jack stabbing in the incident, that fucking wrestler. It's like basically Nerdy
Martyred the dude in the ring. Dude. When you to start doing this,
especially some of the ones that are for your show, that are easy
to do, the best location ship. I can think of that ship right
now. Give me a beer or two, I'll be like, oh,
the best horror movie locations a fucking desert. It was like nothing, I
need to I need to start pulling that together, and I'll start. We'll
get the images and stuff and start getting them a loaded hundred percent. There's
so much stuff. That's why I want the fans to know that, Like
this motivates me, you know, like recording with you always like gets my
blood going. I don't know, because we were like the same. I
feel like I can three your thoughts sometimes about certain stuff I want to do
or whatever. Right Billy, I'm like, I look at him and I
don't know what the fuck's going on his mind. Look at him. You
mentioned him. I just picture him when you're done, him up as the
fucking clown. I know. Well, no, it was the the funniest
ship was I was doing my makeup. You saw the story where he came
up behind me in the Slenderman outfit, and I was like, he's like
it shows like everything, Like he's just like it's like sucked. It's like
seeing Billy, naked without like the details. So like he did that,
he stood over me and the YouTube clip for like the what's it called the
stupid tag? What's that called? Screen? What can thumbnails? I was
like tag whatever? Uh, And he stood over and you could see like
you can kind of see some ship in his crotcherry. So I had to
put the logo over it. I was like, great, yeah, cause
it's like he look a me. So you'll get a fucking power rager.
So far, everything we've done for the Halloween Specialist that has been very funny.
That's why next year you actually have to be there to come over there.
Man. And I know you were there in the live special, but
that was like three hours you showed up to get completely blast blasted. It's
between plastered and blasted. So that was like it's on the Patreon. I
deplore people. We cut it before it got too crazy. Uh, but
you were coherent and like I said when I edited, it was the last
forty five minutes that you became like and I've done that on the show my
well, my the Leprechaun episode the same paths. The last Russure we did.
It was the last ten minutes all of a sudden, it hit all
that hit me, and I was like, ah, I couldn't even think
Man Gone to the Zoo. That was absolutely fucking what. I rewatched some
of it and I was like like audib audibly laughing, Like Chelsea, what
do you laugh now? I'm like what now? I was like, that's
that's slow dissent. Yeah. It was just fucked red. And because I
was also high in my like Batman makeup and ship, some of the ship
that was going on with that, like Jess was killing me. It was
just fucking it's my alarm. Oh Tom, wake up, Yeah, wake
up from your dream. I've been I uh to end this bally state ed,
I've been. I've been listen I I so recently I've been listening to
Uh, David Wilcox's book Always Take Him with a grain of Salt. I've
read all of his books. Uh, so this is the last one that
I'm actually gonna listen to. Uh. He's the guy from Ancient Aliens that
claims that he's like Edgar Casey. Uh. He's a weird looking fellow.
He says a lot of weird shit, and I don't know if it's true
or not. But also at the same time, I'm reading David Ix' books
Children of a Matrix while reading a Howard Zinn book while listening to howard' z
in on the way home from work. So I'm trying to consume myself those
knowledge and then I just that's what I'm trying to do. And then I
just got I got very cheap the Manly P. Hall book, The Secrets
of All Ages or whatever one loves Manly P. Hall, and I realized
how thick that ship was. It's huge, and he's like that it's like
an encyclopedia of the occult, and I'm like, way bigger than I thought
it was. So like, I just like, I'm trying to buy as
many books that I know that I want in my collection before all of a
sudden can is like you can't own anything, not even but North Korea.
Yeah, North Korea. So I'm trying. Yeah, they're looking towards China,
North Korea and get You'll be going to like fucking You'll be going into
bookstores and stuff and it'll be just like MPC fucking customers and like fake books
and shiite fall through him because he's like it was some dude. I can't
remember. He must have like a YouTube channel or some ship or some presence
online, but I had seen it clip on TikTok someone like reposted or something,
and he was in some sort of a car dealership in North Korea.
Yeah, and like he was filming it. It was the most bizarre looking
thing. He's talking like as he's doing He's like, yes, I'm here
looking at these cars and whatever. I'm like pretending I'm interested. And he
was like, nobody in here is a customer. I don't think. I
think the company have hired these people to walk around the showroom to act as
if like they're interested in the cars. And like he he says something,
there's a guy like looking at one of them, and he's like, oh,
yeah, it's a nice car. Whatever you interested, And the dude
like turns and like I wouldn't say runs away, but like kind of scurries
away, and he's like, oh weird. He was like this is such
a bizarre He was like, nobody's coming near me to ask me about anything.
Nobody's like it's like everyone's just like going around like it's a show.
I can't imagine what it's like in like place like China, and like people
think that the people that understand the history on both sides of what's going on
with the current war that has been around as long as I've been alive is
uh is. It's kind of crazy because Gaza Strip was people. It's like
the first this setup for the first fifteen minute city, the idea of it,
because it is constantly surveilled. They're constantly at the borders. There's checkpoints,
so you can't pass certain checkpoints for this reason or that reason. And
then if you know, because I saw this way before, I knew about
this stuff a long time ago, just because of the rappers I was listening
to, Right, it builds Jewish Necros Jewish. They talked about Vinnie Paz's
Muslim He talks about it, you know, And it is kind of crazy
because they have mass surveillance and they have to go through checkpoints and it's like
a fifteen minute city of what the idea of what they want to bring about.
Right. It's always so hard for me to not to talk about this
stuff because I can. I see it everywhere. Man, I see all
these people outraged about this or that. But then it's like it's very weird
that people will get outraged about stuff in another country, about what's happening,
But then when people were coerced into taking some sort of medical experiment, they're
like, no, it's good for everybody, go do it, and they're
like you know, and then people didn't want to. I always looked at
to me, whatever you want to about like segregation of people. To end
this on like whatever, I always looked at like a jew in the nineteen
forties of like what people thought about me because I didn't want to take it.
You know, well, I think what happens there is because I thought
about that a lot. Why does that happen? You know, Like it's
the same here in Ireland, Like we have all these opinions about Like the
news was on in the background earlier before we started recording, when I was
down getting a drink and I'm like just listening to all this shit about the
gay as a strip and like what all these Irish correspondents think in English correspondence,
and I'm like it's really funny, Like we're talking about all this shit
about like what they should and shouldn't do and it should be this and it
should be that, and we're so worried about what's going on over there,
and there's one Irish person or something that was held hostage out millions of people
and it's like a big travesty and oh my god, we should like blow
up the whole world. And then it's like all this shit that's going on
in our own country and everyone's like no, well, clearly, like you
know, our government wouldn't tell us the wrong thing, or no we live
we live in Ireland or we live in America, so we're not we've been
told do we live in a democracy? Like so our like every news bulletin
is revolving around the Gaza strip and what's going on there, and it's like
the like five seconds at the end of like the news bulletin is like,
oh yeah, by the way, you know, the Minister for Transport and
the Minister for Tourism and the guarda Commissioner which is like the police commissioner and
all these people have signed off on all these things to have self deportation so
we don't deport people in Ireland. So illegal immigrants don't get deported by force.
They're served a notice to self deport and then there is no exit checks
to find out if these people have actually left the country. You know what's
crazy. Every country is falling in lockstep with that. United States starting to
do that in our buying a ministry. So it's Canada and it is.
It is crazy because people are not aware of that this is being used for
a distraction one hundred percent. And it always bothers me because I'm always like,
man, you didn't stand up. Where were all you people that were
like free Gaza and you know, free Palestine, Because like, if I
was gonna sway more into one way or the other, it's gonna be because
Gas has been bombed more than any of their place is the more most you
know place, there's most people in a designated area whatever. And it's it's
crazy because I released one of my songs on Spotify, uh and like YouTube
music or whatever try to release my old songs and it uses an atmosphere beat,
which I'm trying to grab a copyright thing. But I posted a long
time ago and I said I said something about like, uh, you know,
all the deaths and gazz as the Western world just sits back and laughter
like and it's it's just so weird because I wrote that ship when I was
like twenty dude, Like I was twenty years like ten years ago, eleven
years ago, I was talking about this stuff and like I said, Iraq
left in disaster and all the deaths and gaza as the Western world just sits
back and laughter, like it's something like that. It's just interesting because I
was like very young and knew about this stuff, and like I don't there
is deaths on either side, right, But I'm always like, who's orchestraing
that? Though? Who? Who? Funny Hamas? Right, Like where's
all this money come from? These weapons and ship? Right? So I
love talking about this ship and that's that's the wild part about it, And
like we could probably do a whole episode on the separate from this, but
like you know, it's like the same the same places that are funding uh
like weaponry and all this ship are then like the same people who were going
in and like spending billions to like rebuild yeah black rocking fucking Raytheon and stuff,
and it's just like there's nobody and like I'm right and I'm fucking like
I don't ever claim to be like an intellectual learning I'm a dombas, But
if my dumbas sitting in a fucking attic in the southeast of Ireland can see
that. And I try not to consume news as much as possible because it's
just like number one. To me, it sounds more unbelievable than watching fucking
Freddy Krueger killed Nancy and number two. I just can't suffer it. It
just makes me miserable. Like I'll obviously have an idea of what's going on
in the world, but I try not to look at like the fucking you
know, the CNN version. And I never watched newsduo, but shipped into
I told you as, I was in a lot of timpoole, right,
and then this happened, and then he swayed to one way instantly on this
side of Israel, and then he started getting swayed to the other side.
And then he realized because I commented, I was like, man, I
come out with his post. I was like, dude, you're being a
fucking massive hypocrite and the way that you're speaking about the deaths of people and
being for like, oh, Israel has the right to defend themselves and stuff
like that, So then does that mean that Ukraine had the right to defend
themselves against Russia? If you're thinking in that ideology and stuff like that,
you guys are like you're playing the same hand, in the same puppet hand.
You're you're feeding into that hand of that slave master that you're claiming to
not want to be oppressed by. And I was like, man, these
people are such hypocrites, all of them. So I stopped like listening.
And now that's why I told you, I've started to listen to books and
and old talks of Howard z In talk about history because I truly believe he
understood the real history of what was going on, and he didn't play favorites
and looked at uh subjectively from the outside. Uh it's it's fascinating to me.
That's why some of my videos have blown up of me posting him talk
about you know shit. But I just wanted to say to like kind of
and this is I stopped listening. I'll listen to Timpool if I am at
work and I'm do a specific job that can listen to the speaker for like
an hour of podcasting and kind of do the same thing for an hour.
It's not like a couple time once or twice a week, and uh so
I'll put that up and do that. But mostly now if I can,
like David I just came out with his podcast on London Reel, his latest
one of three three hours, and he's banned from twenty seven countries. Now.
It's just so crazy from speaking at least and all listen to that stuff,
because like, I would rather listen to David Ike or even David Wilcock
or Alex Jones talk over some of these political commentary people. Yeah, even
Alex Jones is selling himself out a little bit in my opinion, but they're
all the extension of the same arm. Yeah. I find that they fluctuate
between sometimes who I listen to, Like, there will be people that listen
to religiously and then like a certain topic or something will come up and I'm
like, huh, And I'd been liking to Benjamin Owen Benjamin dude, Yeah,
he said he's that comedian man. That wasn't the one thing he said,
like I think rumble and he's talking about the idea of oil and dinosaurs,
and I was like, hmmm, I don't know, man, I
think that I've always thought that, Like what it's funny because I hear people
talking about this now, is that like oil is like the blood of the
mother nature, mother Earth or whatever, right, And I was like,
I said that when I was like eighteen, I was like, they probably
have enough oil to like you know, and they're lying to us about how
much oil they have. Like I've always said, they probably have hundreds of
years of oil in the reserves. When I was like a teenager, I
thought about this shit and the fact that people now were just being like no
and they say some shit. I'm like, man, I had that thought
when I was a kid. Dude. I was like, now you're starting
to get it. It's weird because I now see people like starting to turn
on those light bulbs. And I said to Billy, it's weird because we
went on this tangent i'll call me called this and off the rails or off
the topic episode because it really was. But it was fun. I've enjoyed
myself. But like the idea of and I'm sure the fans have too,
but the idea of, like I've had these thoughts when I was a kid,
and then to see all these people waking up is cool is weird to
me in my opinion, because I said a billion in one episode, I
was like I guarant fucking tea. There was people that me and you both
know that were like Tom was crazy, and now like years later they'd be
like, remember that Tom guy, he said some crazy shit. But now
it's coming true. And I guarant fucking tee there's people out there there being
like that. It's like, oh yeah, man, I yeah, I
always agreed. I was new, right, did you though you called me
crazy? It's crazy. I'm sorry to write different songs. I still have
to right through. Uh, I want to do a song for class,
forror cast of sucks. I have it the basis of how I want to
go. Who's there? Somebody's at the doorbell? Are you alone? Okay,
well maybe we should add this all right, Well, this went way
longer than we thought. We just want to have like a nice hour and
a half chop it up about strange funerals. But I think it was merited
since you've been gone for so long. But the fans won't notice. As
much as I have my heart, we will go on, especially people really
know. I know, but we're we have a lot of stuff in the
works right now. And uh, you know, make sure to subscribe to
my music on see I really am pushing that for people to go check it
out on Spotify and YouTube music. It will just make me feel my heart
warm. If I could look up on a year and I've had thousands of
listens because I've produced music, so I was very young. So I finally
decided to put it out there for free and all that shit, like I
don't expect anything back from people. I just want them to listen. And
I put out a new song called The Great Resist, and it's probably one
of the favorite things I've ever recorded, just because it's very much like of
anthem of like fight against this shit. So go check that out. And
obviously, if I start writing review and buy merch man, I'm sure more
people out there, man get that logo I was gonna buy your I really
want to go to get that tattooed on I am. I Am. That's
my plan. Actually, I actually want to do a tattoo of the original
logo, like somewhere on my body where what we just started with like ripping
off Strange Brew and just having like a bottle top, like a beer top
of the can opener, and then I added other stuff that I just like
edited that logo on that T shirt and the tattoo for him, So I'm
gonna get I want to get it. The logo of the podcast right like
that will probably be forever now. I want it as like a sticker.
I want someone that can do like that sticker tattoo that looks like a sticker.
I'm definitely getting it, and you should too, because you're part of
this. Now that's I don't know, but I love that artwork. I'm
making Billy get it, but I'm also making Billy get a strange brew on
his eyelids. So when he like winks at somebody's like strange brew and then
he smiles and says podcasted grills that too. Yeah I like this. And
he's like, like, there's weird chicks. That's like I love cock and
then they like pull down their lip. I was literally going to say that,
yeah. Class horror casts first Class Horror on Instagram and then Class Horror
Cast where you listen to podcasts. I'm not going to say too much else
because I feel like every time I do that, I jinx myself. But
from now on, where we are going to be super consistent. Well,
I am Tom is always on my ass about that stuff, and yeah,
we're gonna have a shit ton of episodes. We're gonna work hard weekly every
week without fail, and we're actually gonna try and do some live shows as
well. I feel like live shows might help us greatly and to be able
to interact with people like in that live format one percent, because I don't
think Twitch is doing it. This is rock cuts and there's always one or
two people watching all the time. But I feel like some of the stuff
we talk about Twitch is not like I'm sure, but we just do it
for a pre recording. But I have ideas to do specific episodes for Rumble,
where like maybe it can go to the main platforms of audio. But
there's definitely some topics that video form will not last on YouTube, but I'm
not gonna risk it to begin with. So there's definitely episodes that are coming
that if you watch our stuff on YouTube, I'm looking at you guys,
give me a like and write a comment, because I see so many more
people viewing it than actually pressing that fucking thumbs up yep. And that's not
cool because anything I want, which I usually click, you know, so
make sure you do that and leave a rate and review. We're getting a
stranger podcast is in the top three percent of all podcasts in the world,
and that is just a basic idea. We could be two percent or one
percent, but that's just the basic of what I've taken from some of the
platforms I've looked at. Pretty cool. Yes, there's millions of podcasts,
but we're up top three. Pretty crazy. I know we need that top
zero point five or one percent. That's impressive because there is so many podcasts
and so many people are doing it. But we're getting better and better all
the time. So I love everybody, and I if you stuck it through
this long, which I'm sure you guys did, because you know, why
wouldn't you. You know, we're just having fun, yap on our lips,
chopping it up. But I have a thousand and one ideas for the
whole show and for stuff with us and Billy and everything, So stay tuned.
Fookers. A numb