1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:06,160 For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world. This is 2 00:00:06,719 --> 00:00:12,960 the many bit Stiltoe corn is alive and kicking mun over here. I'll hit 3 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,839 but your ass a couple of times. You you know what I'm saying. 4 00:00:15,279 --> 00:00:19,679 This brother breaking on the forty yard. But this brother, Come on, 5 00:00:20,399 --> 00:00:23,239 sid, I hope I didn't kiss off. Jesus, you call that a 6 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:28,359 penalty's number one? That was number one. It's the La Clippers. Shut 7 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:34,159 up, you're staying it for all people. I would get a pregnant They 8 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:39,200 just called in and hangs up. Your mother fucker that can kiss me off? 9 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:42,920 Are you? Are you in the shower house totally in the show. 10 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:46,200 Yeah, he's not a coach, can give me James stupid. You're a 11 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:52,359 super idiot. For get soup up tight over literally to clearly why I will 12 00:00:52,439 --> 00:01:06,319 lie for attention my life at start, y'all, you're coming. Welcome drunk 13 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:12,000 sports where winners win so much winning on the show, it's unbelievable. Johnny's 14 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:17,400 getting his girl to get bringing other women and yeah, let's let's explore this. 15 00:01:17,519 --> 00:01:19,319 We were just talking about this before we started on We work. It's 16 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:26,719 just crushing it clarify, to clarify. Yeah, I am always telling my 17 00:01:26,799 --> 00:01:30,840 girlfriend that she should and she is always saying, oh, that's disgusting. 18 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:38,200 So well, because your involvement or because what parts disgusting? Excellent questions. 19 00:01:38,519 --> 00:01:42,120 I like that, I you might you might be on. I think you 20 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:46,840 won today. I think I think you won. We should just we should 21 00:01:46,879 --> 00:01:49,519 just end the show, really, because that was that was you did it. 22 00:01:49,959 --> 00:01:53,319 I mean, we had the laughs. It's been great. Do we 23 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:57,719 have the balls? Do we have the balls? Don't forget to go to 24 00:01:57,799 --> 00:02:02,680 our all of our things and all of our things. It's been a great. 25 00:02:02,799 --> 00:02:07,040 Uh. He shout out to Redband. Happy birthday to Brian Chel redband, 26 00:02:07,079 --> 00:02:08,319 good friend of ours. I just thought it was a birthday. Happy 27 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:12,719 birthday, Red Band, Happy birthday, Bro, you made it. How 28 00:02:12,759 --> 00:02:19,280 old are you? That's a good question. He's got to be forty sixty 29 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:22,680 seven. No, he's a couple years younger or us, right, I 30 00:02:22,719 --> 00:02:27,800 don't know, Bro, I'm thirty seven, so I don't know. Thirty 31 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:31,039 seven. Again, I'm thirty seven, dude, you've been thirty seven. 32 00:02:31,159 --> 00:02:35,439 This is your fourteenth, ten year old, thirty seventh birthday. Yeah, 33 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:39,319 what a trade happens? Good times. Dude, you're almost fifty one. 34 00:02:40,479 --> 00:02:46,400 You're almost fifty one. That doesn't do much. It's almost one that doesn't 35 00:02:46,479 --> 00:02:51,800 hurt. Fifty is the number, right, but fifty one. But I 36 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:55,400 mightna be honest with you. I've loved growing old. I hope people think 37 00:02:55,439 --> 00:03:00,639 it's crazy, but it really is great. I needed to slow down. 38 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:04,759 I thinks fast for a couple of the guys on this show, and I 39 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:09,080 think slowing down, maybe getting some bifocals and just playing golf and stand out 40 00:03:09,159 --> 00:03:14,400 choles been been a little born. But I do think I've surpassed the odds. 41 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:20,439 Everybody had the U the under on Sam and I Yeah, for sure, 42 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:23,439 probably read Dan too. Let's be honest. I shouldn't really be getting 43 00:03:23,439 --> 00:03:27,199 life insurance on both of you guys. I was just I haven't. I 44 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,919 haven't. No, I mean for me on you guys, because they have 45 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:34,400 something called you Walmart. No, it's called key key Man insurance. When 46 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:37,240 you have a business, you can get insurance on people that are important to 47 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:39,879 the business, and I think it might be that wouldn't be either of us. 48 00:03:42,719 --> 00:03:45,840 I might just do that. You will you let us know if you 49 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:47,919 do that, though I'm not gonna do that, Sam, Come on, 50 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,960 we should get insurance on Johnny if he's getting insurance on us. Sam. 51 00:03:53,319 --> 00:03:55,560 By the way, do you know Johnny's hairs that has long hair They puts 52 00:03:55,639 --> 00:04:00,039 under there so it's like it's like, yeah, Johnny, Johnny is the 53 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:08,400 guy who like is still working at the bookstore slash old school. I just 54 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:12,280 don't like going to get my haircut. Dude, Johnny, take off the 55 00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:15,519 hat. Let me see the fucking long locks. It's not Holy shit, 56 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:19,720 your hair's really really that? Bro? What do you chick? What are 57 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:24,920 you going to a Taylor Swift concert? Right now? Johnny's got that like 58 00:04:24,959 --> 00:04:27,480 a twelve year old. His parents just got a divorce, and he's just 59 00:04:27,519 --> 00:04:31,240 saying fucking all summer. Yeah, Johnny, you look like you just yell 60 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:36,600 for no reason. Trans rights are human rights. Yeah. I don't think 61 00:04:36,639 --> 00:04:42,519 that's not for no reason. That's trying to make sure he gets his rights 62 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:46,920 fucking fought for. Guys. We're in it, dude. Look at us. 63 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:51,120 How deeper we are in fast comedy? Sammy. I saw you guys, 64 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:54,879 now, I saw your flyer. I have a question about your flyer 65 00:04:54,959 --> 00:04:58,399 for comedy Chaos Tuesday. Everybody go to that is that this Tuesday, Sam, 66 00:04:58,959 --> 00:05:04,399 it is a little plug so this Tuesday comments to Comic Cast. Everybody 67 00:05:04,399 --> 00:05:08,480 on the flyer looks like everybody on the fire except for Kim Congan. I 68 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:12,040 looked at the flyer without looking at people's names, and then I go, 69 00:05:12,319 --> 00:05:14,560 who the fuck is that? I go, oh, that's Kim. She 70 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:17,720 looks like her art was done by like I'll filter. Oh, okay, 71 00:05:17,759 --> 00:05:19,759 I got it right here. Oh you're so right, dude. Yeah, 72 00:05:19,759 --> 00:05:23,720 it doesn't look like her. I don't know many one of them looks like 73 00:05:23,759 --> 00:05:25,959 every one of them. I know, it's like a cartoony drawn It's not 74 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:29,600 a photograph every It's like a weird It's a weird app that does it. 75 00:05:29,639 --> 00:05:32,959 And that's how they app saw Kim. That does not look like you're done. 76 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:40,000 I think it does. Is that Kim Conan or Kim Kandashian. Well, 77 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:43,879 it depends on what is Kim trying to do at the time we were 78 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:48,319 looking at her. Is she just walking around in her pajamas just chilling now? 79 00:05:49,639 --> 00:05:56,040 Is she hunting quality black head smaller? Is she hunting quality black dick 80 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:59,759 that she's out there trying to get? I mean, I think that's always 81 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:03,160 just probably just a given. I guess that kind of doesn't look like Adam 82 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:08,360 Ray either. It looks more like that guy does look like Adam Ray a 83 00:06:08,399 --> 00:06:12,800 little bit. Yeah, I mean it does look like Adam Ray. Mark 84 00:06:12,959 --> 00:06:17,120 Mark, Mark Marin looks exactly like Mark, Mark Marin, brand Shaw Tripoli. 85 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:23,680 Wait, that's not that's not Biddlecumb. That's not No, that's Drew. 86 00:06:23,839 --> 00:06:28,480 That's Drew Lynch. Dude, I thought that was Brenton Biddlecumb. I 87 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:31,680 really did that, guys. Drew Lynch is crushing it too. Those are 88 00:06:31,879 --> 00:06:34,439 this is a show of crutchers. But you know what, you know what 89 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:41,079 has happened? Good show? Uh Jason Comedy Chaos changed to Los Angeles, 90 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:46,439 and now every show is nothing but heaters, and it's like there's no station 91 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:50,800 like there used to be. They just done it all blue. Every show's 92 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:56,399 blue Chippers and there's nowhere to work out. Yeah. Yeah, it's like 93 00:06:56,519 --> 00:07:00,079 seven guys get all the stage time. I talked to John Barres after he 94 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,000 got back. Well, I talked to him a couple of times when he 95 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,600 was in Austin, and then he called me when he got back. He 96 00:07:03,639 --> 00:07:05,959 said he had a phenomenal time. And now he says, you can. 97 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:12,839 He only wants to be called Tex Barris. I get it. When's the 98 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:16,040 last time you were out there? Hexts? The message is that, how 99 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:20,079 do y'all? Yeah? Yeah, you got any plans? We go out 100 00:07:20,079 --> 00:07:25,399 there soon? I think we got there. I want to. I know 101 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:28,040 Callen was just out there and so he got to go up with the Uh 102 00:07:29,319 --> 00:07:30,959 you got to go up with the Mothership. That seems to be a thing 103 00:07:31,079 --> 00:07:35,000 that everybody does. They all. It's like the Mothership has now become mecca. 104 00:07:35,879 --> 00:07:42,399 Everybody to kiss the ring. You you played there yet before? Yeah, 105 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:46,480 nobody that left there that hasn't said that is the greatest comedy club ever. 106 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:51,360 And I'm building it. This to Sam's point, Don barrass was like 107 00:07:51,519 --> 00:07:55,639 my canary in the coal mine, because if Don bears, he's like, 108 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:59,800 let's get Mikey. He hates everything. If Don Barrets likes it, you 109 00:07:59,839 --> 00:08:03,439 know it's good because Don Barres can can tend to have a problem with just 110 00:08:03,519 --> 00:08:07,720 about everything. And for him to come back and he's like, listen, 111 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:13,759 pal, you gotta get out there. Sometimes I think, and maybe it's 112 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:20,879 just me, but you know, Rogan was Rogan is from the outside. 113 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:26,639 I probably much bigger than we who have known him for twenty years probably really 114 00:08:26,759 --> 00:08:31,199 understand, right, Yeah, to us, we just kind of watched. 115 00:08:31,319 --> 00:08:33,480 No, we know he's big, but he's just Joe Rogan that we know 116 00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:37,039 from the kind I mean, it sounds crazy, like I know he's humongous, 117 00:08:37,679 --> 00:08:41,240 but I it's just through the filter of like I've known this guy before 118 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:45,159 fear factor. Right, Yeah, we were too close to the fire, 119 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:48,919 right, But everything this guy does is the greatest of all time. And 120 00:08:50,039 --> 00:08:52,000 like, I don't give a shit why anybody says. And Dana White and 121 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:56,360 Joe Rogan both are like, I don't know, but this is my theory 122 00:08:56,399 --> 00:09:00,480 on Joe Rogan was a big part of the UFC blowing up because his ability 123 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:03,240 to understand how to entertain people, how to how to how to crank it 124 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:07,799 up, and how to be quiet with the action, uh you know, 125 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,960 kind of speak for itself. He really is like this is nuts to say 126 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:18,159 this, but he is the John Madden of that sport. He is Crazy 127 00:09:18,279 --> 00:09:22,399 Scully of that sport. It's not crazy to say at all. If they 128 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:24,159 got rid of him, or if he said I'm done with this, or 129 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:26,240 they said, you know what, we're going to go in a new direction. 130 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:31,200 It would be a massive dent in the can of that sport. He 131 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:35,240 grew up with that. The guys who Doddy listening and watching that sport. 132 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:39,200 We associe like, hey, fighters come and fighters go. How many people 133 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:45,440 we see retired? Rogan's been there the whole time. He the next thing 134 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:50,399 he will add to his cap is UFC Hall of Famer. Oh that's interstaning. 135 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:54,320 Yeah, I bet he will. Yeah, why wouldn't he? He's 136 00:09:54,559 --> 00:09:58,600 that's a no brainer. Yeah, I totally agree to. You think. 137 00:09:58,679 --> 00:10:01,799 Craziest thing then we gotta getting some sports here. We're literally talking sports right 138 00:10:01,799 --> 00:10:05,519 now. Do you think Goldberg is a Hall of Famer? He should be. 139 00:10:05,759 --> 00:10:07,879 And you know I have a soft spot for Goldie because he was the 140 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:13,320 voice of my television show so many years ago. Uh you know, and 141 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:16,639 you know, you know my theory on why he and many others laughed. 142 00:10:18,519 --> 00:10:20,240 You know, there was all these theories that you know, Goldie, let's 143 00:10:20,279 --> 00:10:26,799 say, was like a wild card. Um, but I also believe that 144 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:31,279 wild card like a little little wild guy, a little wild like the like 145 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:35,840 the like the little bit of the chaos in life, you know, you 146 00:10:35,879 --> 00:10:39,039 mean off out of the out. Yeah, yeah, a little, a 147 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:41,000 little, a little a little like said a little bit was in his personal 148 00:10:41,279 --> 00:10:46,159 Runner and gunner. Let's just say, right, okay, giveaways and I'm 149 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:50,759 not here to give anybody's secrets out. But you know not that I have 150 00:10:50,799 --> 00:10:54,840 any inside scoopy that does. Oh triblis tribally knows not. How please didn't 151 00:10:54,879 --> 00:10:58,000 just put that there. I gotta go pull my meat off the grill. 152 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:03,200 Oh that's good, you dude fail. You got jerk off the mill a 153 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:09,360 punch truck. You got jerk off right, the mill punch shruck. What 154 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:13,639 he's got on the grill. But my whole theory is is that he was 155 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:18,320 part of this group of guys they kind of let go in the hopes that 156 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:26,000 it would build up other brands that would then be viable, so so UFC 157 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:31,559 wouldn't have monopoly law problems, saying that they were the only ones. Now 158 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:39,600 now this bellatour and now they have PFL, those are now other places for 159 00:11:39,879 --> 00:11:45,399 fighters ago and make money, and that helps the UFC when it comes to 160 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:50,600 monopoly laws because they were kind of you know, well, they bought every 161 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:54,480 single one of their competitions, from Pride to fucking ECW to the you know, 162 00:11:54,519 --> 00:12:00,960 they bought everything, they might buy Bellatour, But now I guess PFL 163 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,720 is going to combine with Bell Tour. Well that's I mean, that's just 164 00:12:03,759 --> 00:12:07,080 how all that goes. That's how all these calomerates. Well, we'll see 165 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:11,639 what happens, because now people are talking about that the PFL might separate from 166 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:16,399 ESPN, and then I'm like, where are you going, dude, where 167 00:12:16,399 --> 00:12:20,399 are you gonna go? What are you gonna do? I can see that 168 00:12:20,399 --> 00:12:28,120 though, because with the PFL and with UM between the twenties, with the 169 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:35,200 PFL, and because ESPM started that right well, the PFL was I think 170 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:41,360 it had another name before and then they rebranded themselves and then they started working 171 00:12:41,399 --> 00:12:45,240 with with them. Yes, but it's just weird. The ESPN forever would 172 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:48,720 be like, we want nothing to do with the UFC, we want nothing 173 00:12:48,759 --> 00:12:50,120 to do with all this. Then they go, we want to now we're 174 00:12:50,159 --> 00:12:54,399 in business with UFC and we're gonna start a competitive league with the UFC. 175 00:12:54,879 --> 00:13:00,399 Yeah, it's very weird, but I find ESPN, I see, really 176 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:05,320 want that because then it helps me with these with these you know, monopoly 177 00:13:05,399 --> 00:13:11,200 laws, which is crazy right as you know, I wouldn't need John come 178 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:16,200 back here because college sports is getting crazy, and I think it's getting really 179 00:13:16,279 --> 00:13:22,159 sad. I think it's getting really sad where it's going and it's sigh. 180 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:28,919 Here he is, we'll start. Okay, Well, let's Johnny doesn't need 181 00:13:28,919 --> 00:13:33,480 to hear the rest of that. Um yeah, okay, Well, so 182 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:37,120 just answer the pole when you're done, Johnny Good, Johnny Badge, Johnny 183 00:13:37,159 --> 00:13:41,559 Straight, Johnny Gaye, just answer the pole like uh Tebow said, So 184 00:13:41,759 --> 00:13:45,360 that's not what you said. You said the pole was Johnny Gaye, Johnny 185 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:52,320 super Gay Okay, yeah, whatever the poll is. Just got pole was 186 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:56,639 perfect, john Good point, good play, good point. Um. So 187 00:13:56,120 --> 00:14:05,840 I want to get into the we are watching in real time the PAC twelve 188 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:15,759 disintegrating, and it is disgusting and it is sad and it is unnecessary. 189 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:22,600 And you they've just now all these everybody is scrambling so hard because they don't 190 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:26,360 want to get left behind. That now the Big ten and the Big twelve 191 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:33,559 have just snatched about six now just right now snatch about five teams. Well 192 00:14:33,559 --> 00:14:37,720 now they're saying Florida State, Clemson and two other teams are talking about going 193 00:14:37,759 --> 00:14:43,080 to the Big Big ten. The problem for the teams in the ACC they 194 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:46,360 want to leave because I think North Carolina would be one of those. Uh 195 00:14:46,759 --> 00:14:48,080 they gotta pay one hundred and twenty million bucks. Oh, they have to 196 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:52,919 pay so much. I mean it's a huge amount of money, and and 197 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:56,360 there's some real contractual problems that like legally they might just get sued into and 198 00:14:56,559 --> 00:14:58,840 who knows how much they would do because they have this thing called a g 199 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,559 aunt of rights, which is the way the conference was structured. And it's 200 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,559 I mean, they're they've been looking into this for years how to get out 201 00:15:07,559 --> 00:15:15,799 of it. But the news is that you stupid ask The news was this 202 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:20,679 week that FSU at one of their trustee meetings. I guess, uh, 203 00:15:20,799 --> 00:15:24,559 we're kind of grumbling about it out loud. You know that normally that shit 204 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:30,120 happens behind the scenes, but they were complaining about how the ACC TV deal 205 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:33,440 sucks compared to the other leagues. Yeah, because what they're trying to do 206 00:15:33,639 --> 00:15:39,840 is they want more you give money of wins and stuff like that. And 207 00:15:39,879 --> 00:15:46,600 it's sure I also think Jason that they're like, let's just say let's take 208 00:15:46,799 --> 00:15:52,519 uh, let's take uh the sect right. Why it's Vanderbilt making as much 209 00:15:52,559 --> 00:15:56,679 money off the deal as Alabama. I'm sure that's starting to come out. 210 00:15:56,720 --> 00:16:02,679 Why are certain schools making as much on these other schools? Why are these 211 00:16:02,759 --> 00:16:07,720 schools like why is Wake Forest making the same money as Clemson. Let's just 212 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:10,720 say which is a real deal. But here's the whole thing, guys, 213 00:16:11,399 --> 00:16:18,840 And this is why this is really disgusting. Is that espnn it's about to 214 00:16:18,919 --> 00:16:26,960 die. It's dying. It is literally dying. It is dying in front 215 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:30,679 of our eyes. I mean, this stuff with the NBA that they're doing, 216 00:16:30,679 --> 00:16:33,639 they're getting rid of all these people that everybody loves, and they're just 217 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:38,000 like, now we're gonna should say to the PAC twelve is uh? The 218 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,759 PAC twelve is actually trying to add a grant of rights, which is what 219 00:16:41,759 --> 00:16:45,120 the ACC has so they can But there is this idea that the PAC twelve 220 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,720 and the AEC could merge. What would you think about that too? Well, 221 00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:51,240 Johnny, that's why I wanted to bring up. So when everything started 222 00:16:51,279 --> 00:16:57,200 going nuts, the SEC started poaching, uh, Texas and Oklahoma, the 223 00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:02,799 PAC twelve, the the ACC, and I think it was the big ten, 224 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:07,279 was it? It was? Yeah, it was a big well, 225 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:11,039 it was it was gonna go and guess who killed it. The PAC twelve 226 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:15,799 killed it. They killed it, and now I look them, they're ro 227 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,960 kill on the side of the fucking road. Now, like that was the 228 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:25,480 most fatal decision ever, is not to join in that, because then all 229 00:17:25,519 --> 00:17:30,559 the money would go up. You would have the entire fucking country and you 230 00:17:30,559 --> 00:17:34,160 would you would be you would have a chance to survive now, and this 231 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:38,599 all goes to the fact that most of the country is on the East coast, 232 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:45,240 that the PAC ten can't PAC twelve can't get the same amount of money. 233 00:17:45,359 --> 00:17:48,720 Yeah, that's why they were backs were always to the wall on that. 234 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:53,720 Yeah. I mean, I mean you you all three of us who 235 00:17:53,759 --> 00:17:57,680 are grew up in the you know, east of the Mississippi River. College 236 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:02,160 football is a whole different fucking ball of wax when you fucking are on the 237 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,160 West coast or East coast. I got out to LA and I was like, 238 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:08,359 they don't care really about football out here at all but Saturdays. Yeah, 239 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:15,680 I'll but college football is like fifth there's sixth on what people give a 240 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:19,119 fuck about on the West coast. Oh yeah, top of the mountain on 241 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:23,640 the I'm not talking about Texas and Alabama. That's funny because they have so 242 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:26,880 much talent in California. I mean, California is a talent rich state. 243 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:32,640 It's there's so much I'll go to Alabama and other than USC. Yeah, 244 00:18:32,759 --> 00:18:34,920 U CELA to a lesser extent, but yeah, that's about it. Cal 245 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:40,079 agree. Here's here's an interesting coming out of that meeting you talked about, 246 00:18:40,079 --> 00:18:42,119 Sam It it sounds like they've continued to be in discussions. This is from 247 00:18:42,119 --> 00:18:45,359 a website called on three. I'm not really familiar with it, but they 248 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:49,480 contacted to form an ACC athletic director who said that there's no market for a 249 00:18:51,079 --> 00:18:53,400 coast to coast conference. What do you think about that? And he says 250 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:57,440 there's no distribution for it, like no appropriate distribution for it. Speaking to 251 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:03,640 what you're talking about with ESPNS, Well, yeah, I'm sure that people 252 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:10,920 of the ACC don't give a fuck about you know, West Coast football be 253 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,559 kind of interesting, though, not to beat up on the same teams over 254 00:19:12,559 --> 00:19:15,440 and over again. The problem would be with us would be that it would 255 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:21,079 fuck up rivalry games. Possibly, I mean that happened already, expand it. 256 00:19:21,559 --> 00:19:23,200 Yeah, but I mean you're talking about maybe North carolind Dupe not playing 257 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:26,839 every year I mean that would they'd have to protect that, they'd have to 258 00:19:26,839 --> 00:19:32,079 protect NC State and North Carolina. Sure, I mean we don't play Wake 259 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,279 Forest anymore. That used to be one they call it. But Florida, 260 00:19:34,279 --> 00:19:37,680 Georgia the world's biggest cocktail party years. Like, yeah, they all have 261 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:41,200 stupid names something. Although you know they'll they'll have those regular refs, but 262 00:19:41,319 --> 00:19:44,559 you know what, maybe you do them every other year. Well I don't, 263 00:19:44,599 --> 00:19:48,599 I do the whole overall thing. I can't tell you about Clemson, 264 00:19:48,599 --> 00:19:57,240 Clemson, Miami and uh Florida. Stay don't go into the SEC. They 265 00:19:57,359 --> 00:20:03,000 seem like SEC team. Yeah, but then the ACC just becomes a basketball 266 00:20:03,079 --> 00:20:07,880 conference again. I mean that's why they brought in Miami and h and V 267 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:12,319 Tech to begin with, to make them more of a football serious conference. 268 00:20:12,359 --> 00:20:15,680 And if those teams go, I mean, you're looking at becoming like the 269 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:18,319 Big East. Possibly you're on the fast track to becoming the Big East. 270 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:23,799 Yeah. Well, what they're gonna do this is like fucking U all the 271 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:27,920 media, fucking companies where they just start buying up everything, everything, everything, 272 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:32,079 everything, everything, and then eventually there's going to be four conferences of 273 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,920 fucking fifty four teams Yeah, that's it. That's because that's who they want 274 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,400 in divisions in each conference, that's who they want to pay. But in 275 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:45,200 reality, guys, in reality, reality, where's this money coming from? 276 00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:48,519 I mean, where's it coming from. There's a reason, do you know 277 00:20:48,599 --> 00:20:55,920 why they really want to open up the the the playoff the college football playoffs 278 00:20:55,960 --> 00:21:02,519 system because the same teams were making every and people were losing interest. So 279 00:21:02,559 --> 00:21:07,400 they had to open it up because the numbers were going down. Because it's 280 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:11,519 becoming a regional sport. And I don't care how exciting it is, It's 281 00:21:11,559 --> 00:21:15,440 gonna become a regional sport if you keep doing it. This is the fucking 282 00:21:15,599 --> 00:21:21,400 problem. Nobody you care about college football till your team is eliminated, and 283 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:26,880 then you watch Alabama and fucking baseball fucked up, and everyone's always like, 284 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:30,599 oh my god, baseball at tendenc ratings drop. Yeah, because teams like 285 00:21:30,759 --> 00:21:36,880 Baltimore and Cincinnati are still in it. Man, These teams that were great 286 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:41,079 way back today are now great again. They have a fucking chance. Competitive 287 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:47,039 balance makes everything better, and it's just like, dude, Honestly, the 288 00:21:47,079 --> 00:21:49,000 Braves have a big part of that too. Man. The Braves have such 289 00:21:49,039 --> 00:21:52,599 a huge fan base nationwy because of TBS and the nineties, the Braves being 290 00:21:52,599 --> 00:21:59,920 good again, it's been great, faithful. Cincinnati dropped their nuts. Yeah, 291 00:22:00,039 --> 00:22:02,960 well it's funny. And they played Braves played in Wriggly today and I 292 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,839 mean it sounded like maybe thirty percent of the crowd was there for the Braves. 293 00:22:04,839 --> 00:22:07,359 It was. It's kind of wild. It's kind of like they've woken 294 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:11,559 up there. They're old fans from the nineties. But yeah, all the 295 00:22:11,599 --> 00:22:15,680 good, all the teams you want, except for the Yankees, you know, 296 00:22:15,799 --> 00:22:19,640 and to Boston really are really quite good this year, right, I 297 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:26,319 mean, the Yankees are super fan Dodgers the second best team in the National 298 00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:29,720 League when you know what to every country in the fucking world and everybody recognizes 299 00:22:29,759 --> 00:22:36,880 what a Yankees having a Dodgers that are. Yeah, yeah, that's how 300 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:41,240 big. The Baltimore Orioles hat is. No, well, you know, 301 00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:48,440 it's really crazy, is how Baltimore is thriving when Washington died. The Nationals 302 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:52,720 are ship right now, and now Baltimore is excited because they've been bad for 303 00:22:52,759 --> 00:22:56,240 so long that their farm system is finally starting to blossom, right, and 304 00:22:56,279 --> 00:23:00,960 they're getting all these players coming up and it's just like and baseball will learn 305 00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:08,359 nothing from this because the players are greedy and they won't do a cap that 306 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:12,759 will allow all these because it's like, yeah, you could have once in 307 00:23:12,799 --> 00:23:17,559 a while San Diego team that's like, fuck you, we're competing with the 308 00:23:17,599 --> 00:23:21,799 Dodgers, right, But not every owner can do that even if they want 309 00:23:21,839 --> 00:23:26,319 to, because their market isn't big enough. But if you cap it and 310 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:30,960 a team like my team, Dodgers will take, this will hurt them because 311 00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:33,880 they got all the money in the fucking world because they got this giant, 312 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:37,640 fucking market, but you make it way more competitive. It's like, look 313 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:42,160 at the stands at Cincinnati. They're packed now because they got that kid who's 314 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:47,920 just fucking something. It's not even the market as much anymore. The market 315 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,119 used to mean a lot more, but now it's these owners. Dude. 316 00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:52,279 I mean, look at I mean, he's in New York obviously, but 317 00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:55,440 Cohen has no problem just I mean, did you see what he did at 318 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,279 the deadline. You know, he spent three hundred million dollars on players they 319 00:23:57,359 --> 00:24:03,079 stink somehow, the Mets, and then at the deadline he traded guys and 320 00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:07,160 then basically bribed the team's to send back prospects. It's it hasn't rarely been 321 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:11,920 anything like it. Like they sent out Scherzer and and uh, you know 322 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:17,279 what's his name, uh, Berlander, and basically paid most of their contracts 323 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:21,079 to get prospects back, so that they were just giving away players basically, 324 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,839 and then certainly tons of cash. Congrats to Berlander, who had the greatest 325 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:27,960 move of all time playing for the Astros. Takes like three hundred million dollars. 326 00:24:29,079 --> 00:24:32,079 Yeah, goes to the Mets for forty five minutes and then gets traded 327 00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:34,119 back to the Astros before his fucking house got out of s bro and they're 328 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:37,079 still paying most of his money. Isn't that crazy? I mean, the 329 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:44,240 mat the Mets seemed curse the same way that the Clippers seem curse. It's 330 00:24:44,279 --> 00:24:47,559 so great, man, Like you're just praying out talk so much shit to 331 00:24:47,599 --> 00:24:49,759 me too. He was like, what what's gonna happen? We have unlimited 332 00:24:49,799 --> 00:24:52,720 money, Obviously we're gonna win. I'm like, okay, dude, let's 333 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:57,279 see. I'm with you, because that's what everybody's been thinking about. The 334 00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:03,559 uh, the the Clippers, you know, yeah, shit, I mean 335 00:25:03,599 --> 00:25:10,359 basketball, what's a more cursed franchise than the Clippers, Like, no matter 336 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,319 what they do, they just can't win. Well, dude, I mean 337 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:17,480 Charlotte hasn't been to the playoffs. I mean, you know Detroit, but 338 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:22,200 Charlotte Hornets have never won a seven game playoff series. I saw I saw 339 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:26,119 a meme that said, uh, John F. Kennedy has missed one Detroit 340 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:33,319 Lions playoff victory. That's amazing. Wow, that's so funny. I like 341 00:25:33,519 --> 00:25:38,400 them. I like them this year. They got the right I love that 342 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:42,599 coach. They got the right coach, and they got good talent. I'm 343 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:47,960 excited they got talent of the Jets. Is this Hard Knocks brain again though? 344 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,440 Because I feel like every time we watched Hard Knocks, really this coach 345 00:25:49,559 --> 00:25:53,200 is something. He's great. I've been watched Hard Knocks yet. I just 346 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:59,240 I mean, there's this seems to be a different kind of Aaron Rodgers, 347 00:25:59,279 --> 00:26:02,240 Like he's actually I think this is Oh no, no, I'm talking about 348 00:26:02,279 --> 00:26:04,480 the Lions, buddy. Sorry, Oh no, man. Look at how 349 00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:08,759 they went on a fucking run towards the end of that season. Everyone knew 350 00:26:08,799 --> 00:26:11,680 it, like, and that's why when they were drafting I'm like, why 351 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:17,160 did you just draft offensive players. You literally just needed to stop some of 352 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:21,240 these people at the end of the game and you would have had an insanely 353 00:26:21,279 --> 00:26:26,200 better record. Nope, Let's get some more fucking wide receivers. And I 354 00:26:26,279 --> 00:26:32,480 get it, but I don't know if I like them. Dude, I 355 00:26:32,519 --> 00:26:36,759 like the I think the Lions win the North. I think this is the 356 00:26:36,759 --> 00:26:38,920 best year for them to do it. I mean, who who who else 357 00:26:40,039 --> 00:26:42,279 is in that in that division? Packers aren't going to do it. Vikings, 358 00:26:42,279 --> 00:26:45,240 Sorry, I think they're gonna take a step back, Bear's mine take 359 00:26:45,279 --> 00:26:48,319 a step up, and I don't think they're going to be as good as 360 00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:52,680 the Lions a lot of money. Is there anything about justin field that makes 361 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:57,319 you think this becomes something I mean liked. Can we sit there and go, 362 00:26:57,559 --> 00:27:03,000 I'm gonna do this to Jason the Encyclopedia of NFL Football. When did 363 00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:10,079 we see a player struggle for two years and then it's suddenly clicked at quarterback? 364 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,440 And I'm not saying I'm not saying it hasn't. I'm going honest question, 365 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:18,119 when have we seen it? Hey, Manning, That's That's exactly what 366 00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:22,640 I was about to say. Yeah, he wasn't great at first. No, 367 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:23,440 no, I get that, I get that. I get what you're 368 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,880 saying, but we always did when it's happened for years. But both of 369 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:30,240 those weren't I think it wasn't. His second year he was good. His 370 00:27:30,279 --> 00:27:34,160 second year they were really good, right, weren't they? I think the 371 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,640 first year they were garbage. But I think a second year he was really 372 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,039 they were really good, and he was really And my whole thing is like 373 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:45,240 Justin Fields came in with so many questions, Payton Manning came in with none. 374 00:27:45,519 --> 00:27:47,799 He threw it from more than two He threw from more than three hundred 375 00:27:47,839 --> 00:27:49,279 yards no times last year, and then he only threw it from more than 376 00:27:49,279 --> 00:27:52,920 two hundred yards and barely twice the whole season. I just like, there's 377 00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:59,720 nothing there that says that he's he's a quarterback. But he had no offensive 378 00:27:59,759 --> 00:28:03,759 line and I can't, dude, I get it. I did it. 379 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:07,960 Watch him. He was missing wide up and guys, look at him, 380 00:28:07,799 --> 00:28:11,279 break here, make or break here. So you look at Andrew luck Man 381 00:28:11,319 --> 00:28:15,319 you did that. I you know, you want to speak about poaching. 382 00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:18,920 There's a word that out there that ESPN is trying to bring back. Calm 383 00:28:19,039 --> 00:28:26,119 Collard right, Oh yeah, there's they want to throw him big dollars and 384 00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:32,640 and but he talks about it all the time, like Andrew Luck's line was 385 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:37,880 notoriously the worst all the time, all the time. Did they still talk 386 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:41,000 about bringing him back? Apparently? Jim Rsey is like got him, you 387 00:28:41,039 --> 00:28:42,880 know him on lock you know, because teams are talked about trying to like 388 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,160 possibly trade for him and whatever. And he's like, he's like, I'll 389 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:48,319 take you to court. I'm a meaning, yeah that's what you said. 390 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:55,039 Yeah right, I mean it's super I mean so I I mean, and 391 00:28:55,119 --> 00:28:57,400 listen, I'm gonna be honest with you. I hope Justin Fields does well. 392 00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:02,240 I'm not rooting against Bears fans. If he doesn't do well this year, 393 00:29:02,279 --> 00:29:06,319 they're going to start making other plans. How did they feel about him, 394 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:07,519 Jason, Like, generally, you know, all the Bears fans, 395 00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:15,920 I think they feel exactly like that, Like first year rookie wasn't his fault. 396 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:18,240 Next year, okay, he had no one to throw too, and 397 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:23,160 he's running for his life the whole fucking time. Yeah, Okay, now 398 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:29,039 we spent all this money to build a team around him. Okay, we'll 399 00:29:29,079 --> 00:29:32,759 see and I think they all have that weight and see attitude like there's no 400 00:29:32,839 --> 00:29:34,839 more excuses after this year. You had your rookie year, Okay, you 401 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:38,480 got thrown into the fire. Your second year, you lost half the team, 402 00:29:38,559 --> 00:29:44,240 you had coaching changes, you got offensive coordinator changes. Okay, well 403 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:48,359 now you got the same system and you got all these new offensive weapons and 404 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:52,000 people to protect you. You kind of don't have any more excuses. And 405 00:29:52,079 --> 00:29:57,279 I think that's how they feel. I'll tell you this. I have a 406 00:29:57,319 --> 00:30:00,920 lot of front and that a lot. I've four or five friends that have 407 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:06,960 Bear season tickets. None of them have a fucking Fields jersey, so they 408 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,920 ain't going out buying jersey's. Like, this guy's gonna be around for a 409 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:15,799 while. Yeah, he has a blow up here at listen. I'm I 410 00:30:15,839 --> 00:30:18,960 want him to I wunch out on him. I'm not gonna say he's bad 411 00:30:19,039 --> 00:30:22,759 yet, but I'm definitely not gonna say he's good yet. And that's my 412 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:30,200 feeling on this kid in in in Um for the Colts, Like, I'm 413 00:30:30,279 --> 00:30:33,839 sorry, bro, it's just like when has that worked out where the guy 414 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:40,799 goes from playing one year athlete to just dominate like he played fourteen college foot 415 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:45,039 games or some shit like that. Yeah, I'm sorry, I understand he's 416 00:30:45,079 --> 00:30:48,240 like a genetic super friend. They said he's starting. I missed if they 417 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:52,359 said he's gonna start not yet, I don't think. Okay, but you 418 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:55,720 know that's the fucking plan better than the planning a fucking first round pick. 419 00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:57,440 Yeah, well, letnna see who else they have? How do you guys 420 00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:03,240 know who else they have on their team? That quarterback? Who's I think 421 00:31:03,279 --> 00:31:07,799 they got the who's the guy with the fucking mustache? They got Gardner Minshew, 422 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:11,240 he's listed at the depth right now. And then they got Ellinger, 423 00:31:11,319 --> 00:31:15,920 which is I mean that guy he's not Minshew's mentions a band band aid on 424 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,720 a slit throat. Yeah, he's another one of those guys that we were 425 00:31:18,759 --> 00:31:22,440 talking about in the text arout the other day. That's just like a solid 426 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,240 ass backup guy. You know, there's a whole there's a whole tier of 427 00:31:25,319 --> 00:31:29,559 really solid ass backup. Why does they would have Teddy Bridgewater? I don't 428 00:31:29,599 --> 00:31:33,519 think he body needs him. I really don't think there's there's somebody will someone's 429 00:31:33,519 --> 00:31:37,880 gonna get hurt, like the Raiders could have gotten them. That'd be a 430 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:45,720 great backup. Who's your backup. You guys got who a trans person? 431 00:31:45,039 --> 00:31:48,920 Yea? The first people to have that is that? Is that the thing 432 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:52,000 where you got to say what you're thinking? The first thing that you pulled 433 00:31:52,119 --> 00:31:56,160 was the thing you think about the most. Like, I try to go, 434 00:31:56,359 --> 00:31:59,440 what's the most ridiculous thing I could come up with? Because you got 435 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:05,799 you got Hoyer and Aidan O'Connor's bad. Yeah, but where the Voyer had 436 00:32:05,839 --> 00:32:09,519 to start for fucking seventeen games? You'd fucking you would, Oh you're you're 437 00:32:09,559 --> 00:32:13,480 done? Yeah? Well, yeah, that's a question. There's you know, 438 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:17,559 Arizona is gonna tank for that kid, and you can't help the tank. 439 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:22,559 I don't think Arizona could win if they wanted to win. Yeah, 440 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,359 dude, they're two good quarterbacks. I mean two teams are gonna get great 441 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:30,119 quarterbacks this year. Drake May and the USC kid are both incredible. Well, 442 00:32:30,119 --> 00:32:32,799 who are those teams that are gonna be so bad? Uh? Let 443 00:32:32,839 --> 00:32:37,640 me ask a good question. Houston already has their guy. They got the 444 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:40,680 guy from Ohio State, who I think is gonna be good. I think 445 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:45,200 Arizona. I think Houston's gonna be slightly better than people think. I'm not 446 00:32:45,279 --> 00:32:49,799 saying, but I think they might win six or seven games. Okay, 447 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,119 you think that. I don't know about that. If the guy for who 448 00:32:52,279 --> 00:32:54,640 they get out Ohio State? What's the five games? All right? Power 449 00:32:54,720 --> 00:33:00,680 rankings, let's see they have football pro Football Focus has of course the Cardinals 450 00:33:00,799 --> 00:33:04,400 last, then the Texans, then the Rams. Wow. So can you 451 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:09,039 imagine the Rams? I mean they they ended up with, they could get 452 00:33:09,079 --> 00:33:13,839 the kid from USC, heads would explode. The'd be like they'd be like 453 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:19,839 Matt Leinert playing in a home or something that would be special. And that 454 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,519 Brandon Stadium too. And Taylor swift Field. Yeah, Taylor swift Field. 455 00:33:23,519 --> 00:33:25,400 That's way. Hey, you want to hear something funny, dude, So 456 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,559 Charlotte the Charlotte soccer team, speaking speaking of Taylor swift the Charlotte soccer team 457 00:33:30,799 --> 00:33:35,079 was supposed to have two home games. They're in this big MLS tournament and 458 00:33:35,359 --> 00:33:37,759 because Beyonce is playing there and it just takes like two weeks to set up 459 00:33:37,799 --> 00:33:40,759 her ship, they couldn't have home games. They had to play them on 460 00:33:40,839 --> 00:33:45,839 the road or in other stadiums. Crazy. That shit's got much money. 461 00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:50,640 You're fucking Charlotte Mosquitos. They're making well I mean, dude, they sell 462 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:53,680 forty thousand. I mean their second in attendance in the in the MLS, 463 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:59,400 but bigger. Oh yeah, dude, they they when they opened the Top 464 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,319 Bowl, they sell seventy thousand. I mean, soccer is a popular over 465 00:34:01,359 --> 00:34:06,240 there. It's huge in the Triangle. Dude. Kids grow up playing it 466 00:34:06,279 --> 00:34:09,320 and there's like the there's a big youth program there. And I live in 467 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:15,559 Bermuda. The Research Triangles, the Gay Riley, Durham Chapel Hill is this 468 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:19,719 area and a lot of people come from other states up Northea schools. Okay, 469 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:23,000 yeah, it's uh, well no, but it's it's actually Research Triangle 470 00:34:23,039 --> 00:34:27,840 Park. It's a bunch of like technology like IBM and Google have a bunch 471 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,480 of offices in that area, and so they pull people from out of state 472 00:34:30,559 --> 00:34:35,559 and they're all big soccer fans typically so but yeah, isn't that crazy. 473 00:34:35,559 --> 00:34:37,519 That tells you how much money those concerts make. Dude. They that's enough 474 00:34:37,599 --> 00:34:42,079 for them to just not not have a home game. In fact, it 475 00:34:42,159 --> 00:34:45,000 even moved fan Fest or the football teams fan Fest had to get moved to 476 00:34:45,079 --> 00:34:50,480 a Wednesday. It's normally on Saturday. It's always been on Saturday. Well, 477 00:34:50,559 --> 00:34:55,159 here's the thing, dude, Taylor Swift is so fucking big, dude. 478 00:34:55,719 --> 00:35:00,239 I mean, it is like we don't see things like this. I 479 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:05,960 mean the last time we saw something like this Beatles. Maybe it's pretty something. 480 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,440 It's pretty amazing to see. And have you seen the lines for her 481 00:35:09,639 --> 00:35:15,320 merch? They're like three miles long and people set up like card tables and 482 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:19,840 they sit there and just playing cards for fucking crazy. I don't get it. 483 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,360 It's like five hours to get a teacher. See, that's that's women. 484 00:35:23,559 --> 00:35:29,719 When they just get they just sink up and they just like this is 485 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:34,320 the wand but it's not just it's like it's why Barbie did well. They 486 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,199 just women all together like we're gonna do that, and they just think and 487 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:46,079 hive mind and it just see think, yeah went and saw Matt right. 488 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:51,800 She's my age, she went saw Matt right. And it's just like because 489 00:35:52,119 --> 00:35:57,480 just women sink up and this becomes the thing and they're all in it. 490 00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,119 Yep. Yeah, they do have their own culture, don't they. Women 491 00:36:01,119 --> 00:36:06,480 guys that oh no, of course, yeah, but just not not in 492 00:36:06,559 --> 00:36:10,280 the same way. But we'll do that for sport. But that's it. 493 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:16,719 We'll super Bowl its guys. Never all guys have to get together, none 494 00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:25,360 of that go fucking We'll all dress the same fucking sea. There is that, 495 00:36:25,519 --> 00:36:28,559 but it doesn't take over the whole gin. It's like tart, you 496 00:36:28,599 --> 00:36:30,199 know. I mean, it's in genre. It's genre specific. It's like, 497 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:34,800 Frank, the NFL's maybe the close thing we have to Taylor Swift, 498 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:40,760 right, is that it I guess yeah, maybe probably who could sell out 499 00:36:42,159 --> 00:36:46,719 more stadiums the NFL or Taylor Swift. It's already been proven. It's Taylor 500 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:53,559 Swift right. I'm sorry proven it. It's it's sold out the stadium, 501 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:59,920 you know, because she puts people on the field too. She sold out 502 00:37:00,079 --> 00:37:04,599 stadiums that didn't sell out during the regular season. And you kind of look 503 00:37:04,599 --> 00:37:08,000 at it like the female equivalent of that is like Taylor Tomlinson, who like 504 00:37:08,519 --> 00:37:12,679 when she's nineteen, like this could be the biggest complem. She's huge, 505 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:17,280 and they all, they both Taylor Tomlinson and Taylor Swift both kind of have 506 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:25,119 this this ability to tap in to the female psyche of like woe is me? 507 00:37:28,519 --> 00:37:36,800 Right, Like it's just like like like you both and she I mean, 508 00:37:37,039 --> 00:37:39,679 like if they did a show together. I think people's tense would have 509 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:45,719 wah, Taylor Swift and who Taylor Tomlinson, like, like, you gotta 510 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:50,559 change you want to make a fucking trillion dollars, become a fucking like a 511 00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,320 manager, dad, and change both your kid's names to Taylor Ghosts and Taylor 512 00:37:54,480 --> 00:38:01,760 Ninja. Here we go. That's cash money, bro, that's just cash 513 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:07,440 in the bank. I went to two Bears games. Both games were not 514 00:38:07,559 --> 00:38:10,719 sold out, and I think that stadium moldibup. I don't know, sixty 515 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:15,480 five thousand people. Taylor Swift came Chicago eighty seven thousand people, and there's 516 00:38:15,519 --> 00:38:19,679 twenty thousand in the parking lot singing because they couldn't get in, and they're 517 00:38:19,679 --> 00:38:22,320 out in the parking lot singing. You know if she I bet she does 518 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:25,960 Aerosmith. You know they're doing their final tour. I think it probably will 519 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,239 be because that picture you shove me as Steven Tyler, they looking like a 520 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:37,920 grandma's is disturbing. But but they they're selling tickets behind the stage, behind 521 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:42,000 the stage like you you're just looking at their ass the whole time and you're 522 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,440 just listening. Care No, I mean no, as long as you could 523 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,960 see the band. That's all. They give a farre at the Forum or 524 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,280 so I think it's the or they might Yes, I think it's at the 525 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,320 Forum and it's just they're selling tickets behind the stage. It might be a 526 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:59,039 sofi actually, I hold on. I would imagine maybe form small ish, 527 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:02,920 I mean compare we speaking big place. But I'm gonna go. The tickets 528 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:07,719 were like a thousand dollars when they first went on sale. But Smithy, 529 00:39:07,039 --> 00:39:09,519 Dude, that was my first concert. Bro, I have a lot of 530 00:39:09,599 --> 00:39:13,920 fun. And dude, they're playing with the Black They're playing with the Black 531 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,119 Crows. Man, the Black Crows are opening for them. Think about that. 532 00:39:15,159 --> 00:39:17,719 That's a good show, dude. Yeah, I would leave after the 533 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:21,519 Black Crows. No, dude, I love there smith as a kid man. 534 00:39:21,639 --> 00:39:23,199 That was great in their day. Dude. Yeah, and that early 535 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:28,199 stuff. Dude, their ship from the seventies and the early eight dies with 536 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,440 do both of you go to your bones stone? Absolutely, I saw them. 537 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:36,159 I would love that. This is funny. I saw them in their 538 00:39:36,199 --> 00:39:40,880 original farewell tour, and this was in the early nineties, the first farewell 539 00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:45,079 tour. They're like, we're leaving, do you still have that shirt? 540 00:39:45,119 --> 00:39:46,599 I'm sure, it's black. Every t shirt you have is black, dude, 541 00:39:46,599 --> 00:39:51,000 because I have tits? All right? It really sucks. Well, 542 00:39:51,039 --> 00:39:52,599 you know what, here's they're playing the forum. Yeah, they're playing their 543 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:57,320 thing. They're playing the forum. I saw your Instagram thing where your trump 544 00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,719 was left open. Yeah, and here the thing about you, you wear 545 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:05,920 the black shirts because you got the tits. That's fine, you would get 546 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,280 away with it. But the entire time you talk about your tits. Yeah, 547 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:13,920 that's all he talks about, dude, is this it's the skies. 548 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:17,199 And you go, I'm wearing the skies because I'm really a hideous woman under 549 00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:20,239 here, and they go, well, no one would notice it. You 550 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:23,360 gotta the ski is on. Yeah, well, dude, I just I'm 551 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:28,039 trying to get rid of my my fucking tits. I don't think you have 552 00:40:28,119 --> 00:40:30,400 the tits you used to have. No, I mean today I looked at 553 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:34,639 I'm like, wow, day's lost a tiny bit away. What do you? 554 00:40:34,679 --> 00:40:36,079 What do you? What do you? What do you? What are 555 00:40:36,079 --> 00:40:37,400 your tip tip? The scales are now saying well, I haven't waved my 556 00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:40,119 honest, I haven't WAIVEHD myself in a while. I'm at the last I 557 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:45,280 was there that I was around one ninety five. My goal is one one 558 00:40:45,559 --> 00:40:47,840 eighty five. And then if what were you at your biggest during the pandemic, 559 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:52,400 you were like two twenty five? Yeah, twenty five. We're doing 560 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:59,639 this seventy five seventy five days. We're doing this seventy five day thing where 561 00:40:59,679 --> 00:41:02,159 we don't where we have like a diet. And then I don't what is 562 00:41:02,199 --> 00:41:06,159 Sam doing? Not eating soda, drinking soda or something, not drinking soda, 563 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:09,960 not watching poor Those are my tooth for seventy try. You're putting on 564 00:41:10,079 --> 00:41:15,079 weight watching poor. I just like I'm trying to get rid of all the 565 00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:19,400 spiritually low vibrational pull. So many lesbo videos. Last night I put on 566 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:24,239 eleven pounds. Do you guys watch lesbian stuff? I don't watch. I 567 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,760 grew up with it, bro it does not. Yeah, that's like that's 568 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:35,440 like watching grew up with That's like watching his fucking video watching videos living not 569 00:41:35,559 --> 00:41:38,559 my mom Johnny. So, Sam, you're giving up soda, and Johnny, 570 00:41:38,599 --> 00:41:43,360 what are you giving up? I'm doing up fifty carbs a day. 571 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,280 Uh, we're supposed to do ninety minutes of exercise to day. I feel 572 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:49,719 like Sam just gave up on that. Uh. And we're supposed to fucking 573 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,400 jiu jitsu and ship. We're supposed to read ten pages of nonfiction a day, 574 00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:55,559 which I've been doing that too. I've been doing a lot of reading. 575 00:41:55,679 --> 00:42:00,400 And just fourteen pounds. Yeah I could, Johnny need to lose fourteen 576 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:06,119 pounds, Bro, I could lose another twenty like that? What do you 577 00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:08,239 wage? It's all around my It's all around my thighs. Bro, Johnny's 578 00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,800 got those lady hips. Dude, I got what. It's my it's my 579 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:15,960 It's not my hips, it's my thighs. Bro, Johnny, you're leg 580 00:42:15,039 --> 00:42:19,239 syndrome. No, my calves are, my cavs are. My cavs are 581 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:22,440 good. But it's just it's just all around my thighs and around my waist. 582 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:28,239 Uh No, dude, I like I was probably like one nineties seven 583 00:42:28,599 --> 00:42:31,880 when this started on my six Yeah, and now and now I'm like one 584 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:37,480 eighty two something like that. Holy shit, you're living my dream, Johnny. 585 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:42,880 Johnny does. Johnny, You're fat is my thin and you're you're you're, 586 00:42:43,079 --> 00:42:46,679 you're you're your stay right now is my dream? Sam My, My 587 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:52,639 fat is your aids, Johnny. Johnny does have the thighs of my like 588 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:57,760 a lesbian fast pitch softball. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I always have. 589 00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,840 I was. I think from my they got really developed because I was 590 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:07,360 here we go a catcher when I played baseball early, and uh, let's 591 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:14,519 goya the great there we go, Johnny, you got it? There? 592 00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:19,840 Good? How great was it? Though? Like I'm gonna be honest with 593 00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:25,239 you because I'm a Raiders fan the way my my football season usually lasts about 594 00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:31,840 three weeks and that's done. It's obvious we're all so I I enjoy like 595 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:37,840 when when I see like the Hall of Fame game, I get excited. 596 00:43:37,079 --> 00:43:40,760 Oh yeah, I love preseason. Yeah, it's just like, when's the 597 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:44,440 last time the Raiders were good? Dude? When when when were they really 598 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:49,360 good? Like, I mean what Jack Delo, right, we're pretty good. 599 00:43:50,039 --> 00:43:52,039 And then they got rid of them because they wanted Chucky. Then they 600 00:43:52,079 --> 00:43:57,280 got rid of Chucky and they had that one guy, that super Italian dude 601 00:43:57,480 --> 00:44:00,840 who actually saved the season, and then got rid of them, and then 602 00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:05,039 they got rid of them brought in this piece of shit. The Panthers did 603 00:44:05,119 --> 00:44:08,119 that too last year because you know, their interim coach did really well and 604 00:44:08,199 --> 00:44:10,880 then they still got rid of them. I'm not gonna lie to you, 605 00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:15,679 guys. I've just added a third team to my second teams I root for 606 00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:20,039 by the what's that Detroit? Uh no, no, no, no, 607 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:23,000 I'm gonna add uh Well, here's how it goes, Raiders number one, 608 00:44:23,559 --> 00:44:30,239 Bills to A Okay, to b IS Jacksonville because they got family there. 609 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:36,880 I can't I can't do more than one quarterback too. I can't do more 610 00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:43,159 than one team. And then to c IS the Saints because Derek Carr. 611 00:44:43,679 --> 00:44:52,920 Fuck the Saints, they suck. Okay, here goes my favorite team sam 612 00:44:52,480 --> 00:45:00,599 one A Falcons, one B Falcons, then Chargers, Chiefs and probably Torontos 613 00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:02,280 are all tied. I don't give a shit about any other team. I 614 00:45:02,519 --> 00:45:07,000 was thinking about adopting the Angels is like my al team, just to go 615 00:45:07,039 --> 00:45:08,639 out and watch Otani. I would love to go out and watch. I 616 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:15,079 love the Angels, but I'm I'm a Dodgers and Angels fan. I heard 617 00:45:15,119 --> 00:45:17,760 parking there is just super easy. That's why I think I would rather go 618 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:21,960 see the Angels than the Dodgers. I've always had a sauce spot for the 619 00:45:22,039 --> 00:45:28,840 Padres. Really kind of like that city. I like that stadium. Um, 620 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:30,639 yeah, I guess the Raiders work good two years ago. You're right. 621 00:45:30,679 --> 00:45:34,480 I forgot that they were decent with car there when they lost to the 622 00:45:34,559 --> 00:45:37,199 Bengals. But before that, like, I guess, yeah, they've been 623 00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:39,960 okay. They lost in the they were they were twelve and four and twenty 624 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:45,119 sixteen. Damn, I don't I barely remember that. That was that last 625 00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:50,800 good historically bad team they've had. They just haven't been consistently good. They 626 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,639 just before that, they were garbage. Like before that, Jack del Rio 627 00:45:53,719 --> 00:46:01,599 and got so listen they were so and Jason YouTube, Oh daywa airmuffs? 628 00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:09,880 Can I listen? You listen, dud so. So you know what caused 629 00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:15,239 Jack del Rio to get ran out was that he was he was he liked 630 00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:21,159 Trump and you know that real well, that's the story being told. And 631 00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:23,400 the only reason I'm bringing this up is because I don't know if you guys 632 00:46:23,519 --> 00:46:28,599 heard, but the dude, this is why the NBA is fucked, bro. 633 00:46:30,039 --> 00:46:36,920 The NBA Player League is upset with the Orlando Magic because they donated money 634 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:45,920 to the Santis. Johnny did Orlando Magic. I don't understand that what the 635 00:46:45,039 --> 00:46:49,239 team donated money? Who or the owner can you look it up. I 636 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,840 think it might be the owner. It doesn't make sense that the team did, 637 00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:55,519 but it's possible. But what I find amazing is that the NBA players 638 00:46:55,760 --> 00:47:01,800 have the balls to get mad at somebody for getting political. Okay, here 639 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:07,039 we go. The union representing the NBA players condemned the Orlando Magic's decision to 640 00:47:07,199 --> 00:47:13,599 donate to a superpack supporting Republican uh presidential candidate Ronda Santis, calling it alarming 641 00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:16,800 and alluding to the ongoing feud between the federal the Florida governor, and the 642 00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:20,760 Disney over that don't say gay thing. Oh, here we go. Okay 643 00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:24,599 the NBA. Uh, okay, it was a fifty thousand dollars political donation 644 00:47:24,679 --> 00:47:30,280 made at Orlando Magic organization. Yeah so by the team. I didn't know 645 00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:36,840 teams donated money to politicians who stupid? Which one whole Florida don't say gay 646 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:44,360 thing. It's stupid even Yeah, but dude, you know what else is 647 00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:51,760 stupid? BLM on the fucking court that's stupid too, byovers. Get all 648 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:53,519 that shit out, Yeah, get rid of all of it, Get rid 649 00:47:53,559 --> 00:48:00,239 of the military. Nobody watches the league is because it's too political and it's 650 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:04,599 hilarious that the people who have decided to make it so political the players are 651 00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:09,199 upset when somebody gets political. Yeah, that's funny. You're right, it's 652 00:48:09,199 --> 00:48:15,679 just ridiculous. It's just fucking ridiculous. It's not the politics. It's that 653 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:20,880 it's not their politics. If he gave money to Joe Biden, they'd they'd 654 00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:24,480 be like, let's send some free agents there. Yeah, that's something that 655 00:48:24,559 --> 00:48:28,239 could legit hurt them in free agency. Actually, I didn't even think about 656 00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,440 that. They're kind of dumb for doing it. Well, they're they're amazing 657 00:48:30,519 --> 00:48:35,840 because they've been just hitting on draft picks left and right. So yeah, 658 00:48:36,159 --> 00:48:38,960 they're gonna have a good team and everybody. And I'm telling you, man, 659 00:48:39,599 --> 00:48:45,079 there's a you're gonna see a lot more conservatives in sports very soon. 660 00:48:46,599 --> 00:48:52,000 Why why. I think they're gonna start seeing more people coming out saying, 661 00:48:52,039 --> 00:48:57,320 fucking I like Trump. But what what's what's changing? I mean, yeah, 662 00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:05,079 that they like Trump, Yeah, because forever they did, they were 663 00:49:05,159 --> 00:49:08,840 like shunned if they didn't play ball, and they were bullied into doing politics. 664 00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:13,480 You look at what's his face, Isaac that was on Washing. He 665 00:49:13,519 --> 00:49:17,440 wouldn't he wouldn't fucking kneel. He got tons of shift from everybody. It's 666 00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:22,159 just like, dude, it's just like it's too political. That's why it's 667 00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:29,000 dying. And now comes out that the NBA David Adam Silver is the reason 668 00:49:29,159 --> 00:49:36,239 why what's his face is no longer commentating. Van Gundy is no longer commentating 669 00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:42,239 on ESBN because he was critical the refs. So that alien look at motherfucker 670 00:49:42,559 --> 00:49:45,159 went in there and got him kicked off, and that just kicked out the 671 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,280 role. So they're like, oh, geah, we got rid of Van 672 00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:52,039 Gundy. Let's get rid of Mark Jackson too, and they just booted him 673 00:49:53,199 --> 00:49:58,000 and now they're gonna have You're gonna love this Doris Days. That her name 674 00:49:58,119 --> 00:50:06,239 Doris, not Doris Day. She's dead, the explorer, explorer, explorer, 675 00:50:07,199 --> 00:50:07,800 what are you? What are we talking about? What's she doing? 676 00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:14,039 She's scoring, bro, she's scoring. What is Doris doing? Doris? 677 00:50:14,199 --> 00:50:17,960 What's her name? Doris Burnt. She's gonna be calling the she's gonna be 678 00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:24,400 colored commentary on the NBA Finals. Now, Oh god, I gotta put 679 00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:30,559 women in everything, dude. Yeah, dude, that's what she's great. 680 00:50:30,039 --> 00:50:35,119 She's kind of I don't want to hear that. Voice for fucking seven games. 681 00:50:35,519 --> 00:50:39,559 No is when she gets excited. That's when she gets annoying making it. 682 00:50:40,199 --> 00:50:43,760 I can't think of her name right now. But who's in the code 683 00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:47,320 doing the NFL game last night? The Hall Fan game. I didn't catch 684 00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:51,400 it. I don't know. It was one of the main ones for NBC 685 00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:54,840 Sunday Night Football. I don't know. There's that hot black chick in the 686 00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:59,920 studio or on the sidelines, blonde hair. She's been here forever. I'm 687 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:04,679 don't know. God, damn, this is stark Yep. She still she 688 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:07,519 can still get it. I love that you made me look that up, 689 00:51:07,559 --> 00:51:13,519 just for you to say she could get it that she did. Like, 690 00:51:13,639 --> 00:51:15,679 dude, he's got some real point about something she did here forever. She 691 00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:19,599 can still get some She can get it. Bro then the Cohen is the 692 00:51:19,679 --> 00:51:22,800 best. That's why she's still rob it on mute. I didn't hear words 693 00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:24,920 she said, but I was like, ooh la la, yeah. I 694 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:29,480 mean no, she's great. She's always been great. I like when she 695 00:51:29,599 --> 00:51:35,400 started. But I do hate the push of anybody that's not good at their 696 00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:40,639 job, just because whatever of what they are, it's not bad. There's 697 00:51:40,679 --> 00:51:46,000 nothing like you should have women pepper through the whole thing. Well, what 698 00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:52,519 you are telling you, and this gets into equity, what you're telling us 699 00:51:53,519 --> 00:52:00,719 is that women love talking sports and people love to hear women talk sucking sports 700 00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:05,599 and Gianna job. Tianna would be great at any of those jobs. Like, 701 00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:08,239 dude, you're talking how many women are in the United States, Jason, 702 00:52:09,519 --> 00:52:14,679 one hundred and fifty million. Let's say two hundred million. Half half 703 00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:19,480 the women are in the United States now a population of the United States is 704 00:52:19,599 --> 00:52:23,119 right, So we're talking like, what two hundred thousand, two thousand women. 705 00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:30,559 Yeah, so I'm bad with numbers. What there's a couple of chicks 706 00:52:30,639 --> 00:52:35,400 who nail it. Okay, the chick that just signed with Dan Lebotard. 707 00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:37,880 I don't know if you know this, but Dan Lebotard has a whole setup 708 00:52:38,079 --> 00:52:44,159 down in Florida. He's got his whole network and he's like picked up all 709 00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:46,000 the guys who got kicked off of ESPN, brought him down and something. 710 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:50,480 It's super interesting. I like it. I like him. I like him 711 00:52:50,519 --> 00:52:52,400 a lot. I like him too. Sometimes he gets too woke for me. 712 00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:58,559 Yea, I do like him. Yeah, he's smart and he's he's 713 00:52:58,559 --> 00:53:01,039 been right about ESPN from the jump. Like everything there that they're doing, 714 00:53:01,199 --> 00:53:04,679 he's identified. Here's some stats, by the way, this is from a 715 00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:09,800 pole uh from April twenty twenty three. Avid fans of the NFL fifty Wait 716 00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:14,559 that can't be right. What is this? It's oh, I see Okay. 717 00:53:14,599 --> 00:53:20,000 Here here's the breakdown avid fans casual fans. Fifty one percent of the 718 00:53:20,159 --> 00:53:25,599 total fans are avid male fans thirty percent. What is this? What is 719 00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:31,519 these numbers? The problem to one hundred? It doesn't make sense. Here 720 00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:37,960 set badmath dot com? Are men? Google? Google? Is Google is 721 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:45,400 doing wrong? Okay? So only okay, fifty one percent of male fans 722 00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:51,920 of the NFL are avid fans. Only twenty four percent of female fans who 723 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,920 are called themselves fans are actually fans, are avid fans, you know what 724 00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:59,360 I'm saying. So like women who say they like it, they actually you 725 00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:00,840 aren't really to it, you know what I mean? And that's I think 726 00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,920 that's the difference. A lot of women, you know, are saying like, 727 00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:06,159 oh, yeah, I'll watch a game, you know, I'll watch 728 00:54:06,199 --> 00:54:09,480 it again. ESPN is selling their souls based on these numbers, and really, 729 00:54:09,679 --> 00:54:13,000 you look at it, they're not putting their money behind it. The 730 00:54:13,159 --> 00:54:15,679 women. How many women you know, I've got season tickets to any sporting 731 00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:20,599 thing, you know what I mean? Not many? Not many? Yeah, 732 00:54:20,599 --> 00:54:22,360 I know that's about it. Yeah, I mean I can't think of 733 00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:25,840 anybody other than I know. She's an out liar. She's great at her 734 00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:30,159 She should be doing more stuff in sports. I don't know why she isn't, 735 00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:35,719 but she should because they've been number they've been touting is that women and 736 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:38,599 girls make up forty six percent of the NFL fan base. But it's a 737 00:54:38,679 --> 00:54:42,360 lie when you think, when you go deeper, you realize, actually, 738 00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:45,280 you know they call themselves fans, but they're going with their boyfriends and their 739 00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:50,079 husband. You know what many ex girlfriends I I I fucked into being Clipper 740 00:54:50,119 --> 00:54:53,760 fans and that now hate the Clippers. Yeah no, they still love the 741 00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:57,119 Clippers. Oh really? The point is this, dude, The point the 742 00:54:57,119 --> 00:55:00,519 Clippers and hate you is that what is the number of women who actually do 743 00:55:00,679 --> 00:55:06,519 fantasy football? Exactly? Yeah? I actually know a lot, but they're 744 00:55:06,519 --> 00:55:10,920 all lesbians? Right? What is percentage? Johnny? Can you google that? 745 00:55:12,159 --> 00:55:16,920 What percentage of fantasy football people are women? I don't know if Pugh 746 00:55:17,039 --> 00:55:22,719 has done their annual poll on fantasy football jokes, women are like, I 747 00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:27,039 love sports. Really, you love sports? Have you ever wished aids on 748 00:55:27,119 --> 00:55:30,400 your best friend because he beat you in fantasy football? That's loving sports. 749 00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:35,159 This is the thirty eight percent. This, I don't know if that's real 750 00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:37,599 or not, but I would say not. That's a bigger number than I 751 00:55:37,639 --> 00:55:42,119 would have thought. Is that bigger higher lorder than what you would have thought? 752 00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:46,320 Him more than I? And I don't believe it. And another one 753 00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:52,519 says thirty three percent here, that's that's I would guess. Yeah. If 754 00:55:52,559 --> 00:55:59,280 I had to go, what percentage of all of the fancy football players people 755 00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:06,320 who play football our female I would put it at fifteen percent. Yeah. 756 00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:08,079 And now we're thinking back to the women that have been and they were all 757 00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:12,760 there because they're boyfriends or husbands or in the league. Yeah, yeah, 758 00:56:13,119 --> 00:56:16,760 and it's what listen, just think of your own fantasy league. How many 759 00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:22,679 fantasy leagues have you been in that there were multiple female players in? I 760 00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:25,800 have? They've all quit though since then. Yeah, but it's only guys 761 00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:29,079 now. It's not a lot. I mean, like, I think I 762 00:56:29,159 --> 00:56:35,440 had one out of what commedy strung league had one. Yeah, who was 763 00:56:35,519 --> 00:56:37,719 it? Was Sarah? And who else was it? Yeah? I mean 764 00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:43,480 like you very rarely see it. So just in a fantasy league where it's 765 00:56:43,559 --> 00:56:47,559 like what eight to ten, it's one. Well, I'm gonna say is 766 00:56:47,639 --> 00:56:53,239 right now, we have to have two females in this year's punch drunk fantasy 767 00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:59,079 league and see how they do. Do we have no females who listen anymore, 768 00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:04,039 They've all give listeners. We have listeners that have wives or girlfriends that 769 00:57:04,119 --> 00:57:07,039 they say they will be in it for whatever reason. And if you want 770 00:57:07,079 --> 00:57:10,079 them in it, you have to send us some nude pictures of them. 771 00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:17,519 I'm totally kidding about that. Please don't cancel me from nothing, actually going 772 00:57:17,599 --> 00:57:22,360 and cancel me from nothing. You want to take nothing away from me, 773 00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:28,800 have it and have it all. But I think we should have two because 774 00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:31,440 I've never been in a fantasy football league with two females in it. I 775 00:57:31,559 --> 00:57:37,000 think I was in one. It was the guys from the Middle Ease or 776 00:57:37,079 --> 00:57:40,119 Afghanistan that I once saw them that I played their football. The women be 777 00:57:40,239 --> 00:57:44,280 in fantasy league. Didn't let the women do anything. Yeah, yeah, 778 00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:46,679 yeah, you know. The whole thing was man love Thursdays right, like 779 00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:52,440 the Afghanisee. Women for procreation and men for fun. They go, they 780 00:57:52,519 --> 00:57:55,840 go in the fucking uh mountains. The ass blast each other. Now you 781 00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:00,599 know, women are not doing any each other face, They're not doing any 782 00:58:00,679 --> 00:58:05,639 prep to get asked. They're just hitting the holes and whatever in there is 783 00:58:05,679 --> 00:58:17,159 in there. Dudey and statistically to the greatest sports socks show ever can a 784 00:58:21,079 --> 00:58:25,119 bro This podcast has become our version of the Ken movie. By the way, 785 00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:30,039 Oh dude, did I I sent you that picture I saw Ken? 786 00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:35,960 Oh? Yeah, yeah, I would love to say that when we get 787 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,559 canceled from nothing. He looked the same. How was he? He looked 788 00:58:38,639 --> 00:58:45,639 better, Actually he looked magic Ken, a little more fucking in shape, 789 00:58:45,639 --> 00:58:49,320 but with a I don't know who this is who this guy was old roommate. 790 00:58:50,239 --> 00:58:53,199 It's not my roommate. He was your neighbor. He was my neighbor. 791 00:58:53,639 --> 00:58:58,400 Yeah. Ken moved out and I moved in. Yeah, Ken moved 792 00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:00,920 out. Can used to do all of our videos for the Naughty showing all 793 00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:05,639 that. Yeah he Ken basically made Little Lester. He made a video called 794 00:59:06,039 --> 00:59:09,320 Little Esther She's Got Questions and if we watched that one time? Yeah, 795 00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:13,639 Ken made that ken Ken was Tripley's neighbor, and then he looked back to 796 00:59:13,679 --> 00:59:17,599 Detroit and he's got questions. She needs answers. This is gonna get uncomfortable. 797 00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:21,320 I don't know. I forgot how the song went. Now, that's 798 00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:25,679 that was it. That was it. I was telling people about sticky fingers 799 00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:30,119 Gunzalas and they couldn't stop laughing. One of my favorite things to do with 800 00:59:30,159 --> 00:59:35,760 sticky fingers. So we get so canceled right now, but we can we 801 00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:39,639 get so canceled for nothing? It was great. So did we tell you 802 00:59:39,679 --> 00:59:44,719 about sticky fingers, Johnny? Yeah? I think we've talked about that before. 803 00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:50,079 Oh, we're gonna talk about it again. Okay, we're living our 804 00:59:50,119 --> 00:59:53,119 glory days. Shut the fuck up. These are our glory days, right. 805 00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:58,719 You remember when we had hope, Jason. It's so been so long, 806 00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:02,119 Sam, I don't even I'm did you ever? Did you ever do 807 01:00:02,159 --> 01:00:06,159 anything of that stupid dummies tape you found? Oh? What do you do 808 01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:09,119 with that? You fucking fuck? I'm looking at it right here. Okay, 809 01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:19,480 it hasn't moved, it hasn't moved, But I gotta get it to 810 01:00:19,599 --> 01:00:22,360 Jarvis before he dies too. Actually, he's doing really good. Yeah, 811 01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:25,760 he texts me the other day he's in jiu jitsu. Yeah, yeah, 812 01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:30,440 yeah, when you go to do jiu jitsu, fagot. I was making 813 01:00:30,519 --> 01:00:34,239 that joke the other day because I go, fucking Sam's doing jiu jitsu, 814 01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:37,280 Jarvis. I'll my fifty year old friends and doing jiu jitsu now, and 815 01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:39,320 they're getting beat up by thirty year olds. I feel like I'm being left 816 01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:43,920 out. I got but you know, I just just save money. I 817 01:00:44,079 --> 01:00:45,719 just stand outside the Walmart and I see a thirty year old and I call 818 01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:51,599 him a fagot, and they just stomp a shipthold in me and I a 819 01:00:51,719 --> 01:00:55,360 boy. I feel like I got a little cardio in the day. Oh 820 01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:58,840 yeah, you text me the other day that he's doing that. I got 821 01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:02,519 my stripe. But I'm just getting murdered by Mexicans, bro, he says, 822 01:01:02,599 --> 01:01:07,559 getting murdered by Mexicans. And there he took somebody he like was restaurants. 823 01:01:07,559 --> 01:01:09,920 Some guy goes one guy's kind of funny. I can't suck around him 824 01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:14,400 a little bit, or so he thought. And then he so Jarvis got 825 01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:15,840 this guy's back, and there on the ground and Jarvis and Jarvis had his 826 01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:22,760 back Jarvis whispered in his ear, I'm actually inside you right now, and 827 01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:24,920 then the guy got like really freaked out and you didn't want to roll with 828 01:01:25,039 --> 01:01:30,960 Jarvis. Yeah, I think I take it too far. Ye if Yeah, 829 01:01:31,039 --> 01:01:35,199 you can't make homo rodic chokes because everyone's like, come on, dude, 830 01:01:35,199 --> 01:01:37,440 not comfortable everybody. I mean you're on edge about that, I imagine 831 01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:42,880 anyway, right, yeah, all matter what close to penetration. It's so 832 01:01:43,199 --> 01:01:47,199 crazy, bro, It's not every day somebody's trying to you and then you're 833 01:01:47,239 --> 01:01:52,840 just getting murked by bigger guys. What did you say, Jason, No, 834 01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:54,840 I'm just saying just the fact that even if you even whispered anything, 835 01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:59,280 let alone with that, Yeah, yeah, just whispering, you're totally really 836 01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:02,280 having a good time right now. That would be if you're just like, 837 01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:07,079 whoa, you're really You're really warm. That's gotta be. Your your arms 838 01:02:07,119 --> 01:02:12,199 are so big. Wow, I know, blood feels good. I'm my 839 01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:16,360 fucking rock hard cock. Hey, no, home, you got so so 840 01:02:16,679 --> 01:02:22,719 Jason. Recently I took a gas station boner pill and I was up for 841 01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:24,480 three days. Yeah, we talked about on the last show. I was 842 01:02:24,519 --> 01:02:30,239 asked that because you wouldn't answer me. I'm just bored. Oh yeah, 843 01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:32,599 you did answer me, because I remember that being on That's what That's the 844 01:02:32,719 --> 01:02:37,760 realization I came to a couple of weeks ago was that Sam has to That's 845 01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:43,159 why he works so much is because there are problems when Sam isn't doing anything. 846 01:02:43,719 --> 01:02:52,800 Yes, when the things, yea, I can't. I gotta keep 847 01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:55,239 moving, bro, or else if I stop, I just You're like a 848 01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:59,880 shark, except that when you stop, you don't die. You just masturbate 849 01:03:00,639 --> 01:03:07,800 furiously, idle hands for Sam quickly have a boner in them fast. I'm 850 01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:10,199 with you, dude, It's not you know. And of course I'm sure 851 01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:14,119 I've already talked about this. But the same thing with Paplo Francisco. I 852 01:03:14,159 --> 01:03:17,119 saw Pablo the other day and like, I just realized, he's a super 853 01:03:17,239 --> 01:03:23,920 computer. How's he doing the same just badly as demons? Funny as fuck? 854 01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:30,119 Funny as fuck? And I recognize myself and him. What are you 855 01:03:30,239 --> 01:03:32,840 dealing with your nipples? Bro? Will you just trying to show us your 856 01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:37,480 nipples? No? I'm button my shirt because I got bit my mosquito at 857 01:03:37,519 --> 01:03:39,840 the beach other days, and I'm my chest hitches That's why I just can't 858 01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:44,840 move anywhere else. We do not have bad mosquitoes here, and I am 859 01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:47,440 flaming on for mosquito. He's the best about bugs, dude. There's just 860 01:03:47,599 --> 01:03:51,639 no no like flying things here. They don't bother you, man, It's 861 01:03:51,679 --> 01:03:54,760 great salt. The salt water kills too. Roaches. We got roaches, 862 01:03:54,920 --> 01:04:00,119 plenty of roaches. But ches out there sometimes they fly, bro sometimes. 863 01:04:00,119 --> 01:04:05,159 I saw one time in my last place when two when I was living by 864 01:04:05,199 --> 01:04:09,800 the fucking armies over there. I remember I turned one of my lights on 865 01:04:10,159 --> 01:04:13,039 and there was the biggest cockroach I ever saw in my kitchen. He goes 866 01:04:13,159 --> 01:04:15,960 turn it back off, the light off, and I fucking moved out. 867 01:04:19,559 --> 01:04:25,840 John Capparello used to have a joke about how he swatted a fucking cockroach and 868 01:04:26,039 --> 01:04:30,800 just like it threw out his shoulder. It was so big, and it's 869 01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:33,719 funny, dude, what about this? Uh, I'm gonna get into the 870 01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:36,440 Das Paul fight tomorrow, Okay, Yeah, And then I got a jam 871 01:04:36,719 --> 01:04:41,320 before we get into that. I gotta hear you got especially you're sam your 872 01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:45,920 thoughts on this Lizzo shit. Well, my thought is is like all these 873 01:04:46,039 --> 01:04:51,719 people behind closed doors or scumbags, But I don't believe that she did this 874 01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:56,920 at gunpoint. You look at her dancers. They're all fat, by the 875 01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:59,159 way, if you notice that, they all have like, oh yeah, 876 01:04:59,239 --> 01:05:02,719 that was so she got these fat dancers and they're trying to tell us that 877 01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:10,159 gunpoint she made them eat something out of a fucking sex workers hole that Willard 878 01:05:10,239 --> 01:05:14,159 said, which, well, that's one thing. But to me, I'm 879 01:05:14,199 --> 01:05:18,159 like, I've seen them and if they had maybe haven't had something to eat 880 01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:26,920 like twenty minutes, that banana probably looked pretty delish. Yeah, bro, 881 01:05:28,199 --> 01:05:31,960 you're telling me you forced fat chicks to eat. Well. The other one 882 01:05:32,039 --> 01:05:34,800 that was funny, which kind of got me thinking about, you know, 883 01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:40,880 this type where it ties into sports. She said that they were launching dildos 884 01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:43,480 out of their vaginas and she was trying to get them to catch them, 885 01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:45,320 and that got me thinking of like a jugs machine. That would be a 886 01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:48,880 good juge machine for fucking some of these athletes, you know, you just 887 01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:54,960 you know, and then she's got fucking quickly catch that thing before. By 888 01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:59,199 the way, within five years, that will be a spot on ESPN three 889 01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:06,239 catching builds. Yeah, didildolt catch Yeah? The buildolt catch, and then 890 01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:10,840 they said that she fired them for being overweight. I'm like, come on, 891 01:06:11,079 --> 01:06:15,320 man, can you imagine that getting fired by Lizzo for being fat? 892 01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:20,960 Yeah? Yeah, that's my stupid that's a hypocritical part. That's a part 893 01:06:21,159 --> 01:06:25,159 that you're like, yeah, you're a bitch, everyone knows it. Beating 894 01:06:25,199 --> 01:06:28,559 the bananas out of the pussy that like, nobody thinks she made you do 895 01:06:28,719 --> 01:06:33,880 that. You were you were in fucking Amsterdam, probably lit up thinking it 896 01:06:34,039 --> 01:06:39,920 was hot. And dude, also, whatever happened to fucking hardcore rock and 897 01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:44,079 roll? That sounds the rock and roll to me? When you're fucking you 898 01:06:44,199 --> 01:06:45,880 haint of these stories at these seventy year old rock stars, they're like, 899 01:06:46,079 --> 01:06:49,280 do you know what we fucking did when we were in fucking Amsterdam? Of 900 01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:55,039 course, fourteen year olds you whatever. I'm not I'm not saying I'm not 901 01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:58,800 saying that's good, but I am saying that's what they did. Though. 902 01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:00,719 Sometimes you want to get down and dirty, you want to do some crazy 903 01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:05,360 shit. You do some crazy shit, and now this is like they're like 904 01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:09,599 a part of me, and I don't want to stick up the Lizzo if 905 01:07:09,639 --> 01:07:14,400 that's what she was doing. If you're an employer, you're you're compliant in 906 01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:17,960 ways, But a little bit of this sounds like, hey, when this 907 01:07:18,079 --> 01:07:21,679 tour is over, you and me with both our fat asses, you know 908 01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:27,480 we're getting fired and we're not gonna have fucking what if we fucking sewer for 909 01:07:27,519 --> 01:07:30,039 all this other bullshit and then we get you know, we'll make fucking five 910 01:07:30,119 --> 01:07:32,480 times the money were made on this tour. We could just chill out. 911 01:07:34,239 --> 01:07:40,639 These are background dancers that are breaking stages, but they're fucking bouncing around fatness. 912 01:07:41,119 --> 01:07:47,880 Those poor stages. They're fucking fat. We'll be right back right after 913 01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:57,760 this break. But Yeah, the more I read about this thing, the 914 01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:00,199 more I was just laughing. I was just like, this is what is 915 01:08:00,239 --> 01:08:05,719 it? What is? So didn't come to and they probably tried to like 916 01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:10,800 fucking heard railer where they're like, hey, we're gonna get this fucking dildo 917 01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:15,519 banana story out and you firing us with being fat, which is like fucking 918 01:08:15,599 --> 01:08:21,840 Miles Davis fire and fucking uh to my neighbors for being blacks that come on 919 01:08:23,039 --> 01:08:27,840 man, and then come on man, you shit and they're like, well, 920 01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:31,920 okay, well then we're gonna get this story out but it does. 921 01:08:32,399 --> 01:08:38,600 I mean, she was a fucking Oprah winfree and all the shows. Girl. 922 01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:42,000 You give a girl so much power, and you're such a good positive 923 01:08:42,079 --> 01:08:45,439 role model for all these other and now she's got them catching fucking dildos like 924 01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:51,199 the fucking throwing a fucking fish to a seal. Hey, there's your role 925 01:08:51,279 --> 01:08:56,520 model, everybody. Hey, is that Jake Paul fight tonight? Minyana? 926 01:08:58,439 --> 01:09:04,359 Yeah, it's tomorrow night. Jake Paul were tonight. They're way ins today 927 01:09:04,479 --> 01:09:08,479 Jake Paul and I don't know. There's a couple other fights on the undercard. 928 01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:11,000 I don't know if the undercards are any good. Last time there was 929 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:15,239 a couple of decent, decent boxers on it actually, and this one I 930 01:09:15,359 --> 01:09:18,039 don't know. So there was a I saw the way into some other fighters, 931 01:09:18,079 --> 01:09:20,800 so I didn't really look at the un I watched the Jake Paul fucking 932 01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:27,159 way and it was stupid. But do you guys was on their card? 933 01:09:27,239 --> 01:09:31,319 Let me see, A lot of peoples has no chance. The main undercard 934 01:09:31,439 --> 01:09:36,920 is of two women fighting for the undisputed featherweight title. Yeh, I'm good 935 01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:41,920 shit about that. Chris Sevilla and Jeremy Stevens I know Jeremy Stevens, I 936 01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:47,640 don't know featherweights. Uh another woman another woman fight before that actually too, 937 01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:55,439 Ashton, Ashton is a guy's I guess at k Ashton, Sylvie Silva and 938 01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:59,960 William Silva their young professionals. It looks like the Silva brothers are fighting against 939 01:10:00,079 --> 01:10:03,279 each other. Now it's Sylvie and Silva. Uh yeah, I don't I 940 01:10:03,359 --> 01:10:08,680 don't know many of these guys. Honestly, they're all young guys. I 941 01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:12,079 mean, what do you think is gonna happen? All I care about is 942 01:10:12,199 --> 01:10:17,279 dude, Well, I heard uh the count bisbeing Michael Bisban talking about it, 943 01:10:17,359 --> 01:10:19,680 and he brought up a good point. He goes, if this thing 944 01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:25,520 gets out of the first or second round, Jake Paul could have a lot 945 01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:29,319 of problems. I mean, Diaz, those guys have cardio out the wing 946 01:10:29,439 --> 01:10:35,720 wing and one guy is way younger than the other. And he's way younger 947 01:10:36,159 --> 01:10:41,960 and he's probably thirties five pounds heavier. Now here's the thing. Paul is 948 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:49,159 a bull. I saw Ida's training and in boxing, uh sparring with a 949 01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:53,800 half of a joint in his mouth, and I was like, hmmm, 950 01:10:54,720 --> 01:11:00,800 somebody's taking this a little more seriously than the other guy. Jake Paul can 951 01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:05,680 hit off. I know he lost to Fury. Fury comes from the line 952 01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:15,119 of boxers, and we'll see all that fight experience. What's over under that 953 01:11:15,239 --> 01:11:20,960 ds there as a kick dude. Honestly, that's why that's why I'm gonna 954 01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:28,520 watch because some crazy dude. How about those big fucking dudes going at it 955 01:11:29,319 --> 01:11:33,520 at the h saw that that was actually at the Ways, That was actually 956 01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:39,840 the Those guys are huge, dude. You had huge guys going at it 957 01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:45,199 with huge guys. All those guys were like they had my favorite they had 958 01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:48,720 tape fletchers on the stage, all in black suits. Yeah, and then 959 01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:51,840 all of a sudden it was just a melee. Well, the one guy 960 01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:56,039 who looked like the biggest of them all, like in a monster movie, 961 01:11:56,119 --> 01:12:01,079 he was the biggest monster just started like moving the whole fucking he was throwing 962 01:12:01,119 --> 01:12:04,520 everybody away from each other. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, wow. 963 01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:09,720 Somebody fucking took a swing on him. But if you're like you get your 964 01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:12,600 crew, we get our crew. What crew are you gonna get? Who 965 01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:17,640 are you with? Nate Diaz million percent, Because once you get a couple 966 01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:20,840 of guys like those big dudes are just used to be the biggest guy in 967 01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:25,159 the room swinging. What happens when you take on big dudes? You also 968 01:12:25,239 --> 01:12:29,760 have training. I saw a great video where they were end of you and 969 01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:32,000 him and asking him about his does he have CTE in this? A lot 970 01:12:32,039 --> 01:12:36,439 of people say to get fuck that shit. I'm fucking smarter than I've ever 971 01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:41,920 been before. I got good for bro I'm down with that. Dude. 972 01:12:42,159 --> 01:12:45,640 You get a guy, you get a black belt jiu jitsu guy versus just 973 01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:51,760 a brawler, They're gonna fuck the brawler up. They're gonna fuck him up. 974 01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:56,680 You're talking about a street by Yeah, I'm talking about if if you 975 01:12:56,800 --> 01:13:00,239 had those two teams go at it. Yeah, Team Paul is fucked. 976 01:13:00,399 --> 01:13:05,119 You get a budget, Yeah, street fighting overhead over there, fucking you. 977 01:13:05,319 --> 01:13:09,279 You got a chance at a short, quick throw some punches. But 978 01:13:09,479 --> 01:13:14,560 them once they start fucking like getting in the zone, you're fucked. B 979 01:13:15,159 --> 01:13:17,960 That's like those rich, those rich white kids that like want to get a 980 01:13:18,079 --> 01:13:21,119 gun and they want to be rappers, and they got their pants around their 981 01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:27,479 butts and then they fucking go to a real about saying that's good fucking area, 982 01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:30,439 and they're just they're fucking starts shitting their fucking pants that are around their 983 01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:35,800 knees. They're like, you're either this or you're not this. How bad 984 01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:39,920 would it be to shit your pants if they were around your knees. That 985 01:13:40,079 --> 01:13:44,079 means it has to drop and then hit Yeah, yeah, collects down there, 986 01:13:44,199 --> 01:13:47,319 just plops down. They call that the Grand Prize game. That's all 987 01:13:47,319 --> 01:13:51,800 the bozo thing, The Grand Prize game. You gotta ship in the bucket 988 01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:58,560 number six. Rest in peace, Pee Herman, goodbye, that guy shady 989 01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:01,119 as fuck. Everyone got mad because I'm like, rest in peace, you 990 01:14:01,239 --> 01:14:05,760 shady fuck? Are you talking about Pee Wee Herman? Oh? Yeah, 991 01:14:06,319 --> 01:14:10,720 I mean it wasn't even visitor. I'm on the record. I don't care 992 01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:15,039 if you jerk off in adult bookstores because that's where you're supposed to jerk off. 993 01:14:15,079 --> 01:14:18,479 It okay that everyone's there for the jerk off. It's like everyone's like, 994 01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:21,199 hey, he just said two pictures of underaged kids on his phone, 995 01:14:21,359 --> 01:14:26,359 Like, do you really think they brought him in for two pictures? Is 996 01:14:26,399 --> 01:14:30,800 that what you're telling me? You think they brought him up on fucking kitty 997 01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:34,159 porn charges because he had two pictures in his phone You're fucking nuts, bro, 998 01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:41,640 You're fucking nuts. He was connected to the fucking Ferris Bueller scumbag principle 999 01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:45,720 who got busted for kitty porn Get the fuck out here, and everyone's like, 1000 01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:47,199 ahm, Massie, I'm like I get it. You love the show. 1001 01:14:47,399 --> 01:14:51,680 Yeah, well Jeffrey something Jeffreys Jones or something like that. Yeah, 1002 01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:56,039 that redheaded douchebag. Yeah, Jeffrey Jones. Yeah, he would do. 1003 01:14:56,119 --> 01:14:58,800 He used to be in everything. He was a great he got budget. 1004 01:14:59,680 --> 01:15:03,000 And then apparently one of my favorite movies he was in. Did you guys 1005 01:15:03,039 --> 01:15:06,800 remember this movie called uh, stay tuned? Did you remember that from like 1006 01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:12,840 the early nineties about like he gets sucked into his TV into like hell, 1007 01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:18,199 he gets pulled into hell? No, oh, I remember that? What 1008 01:15:18,359 --> 01:15:25,920 else? He was in an eleven year old like um as John Ritter was 1009 01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:30,119 in it, but he played the devil rest in Peace. Yeah, great 1010 01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:36,359 space Coaster, Get on board space. And then no good news is good 1011 01:15:36,399 --> 01:15:41,039 good news? Have you ever heard that? And I was like, dude, 1012 01:15:41,079 --> 01:15:43,359 this is about Jews. He even as a kid, I'm like, 1013 01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:46,760 this is about Jews, right, this gotta be about Jews. No good 1014 01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:49,600 news is good good news? I'm like, what, I don't know what 1015 01:15:49,640 --> 01:15:53,880 you're talking I'm just making a face like it's funny, but I don't know 1016 01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:57,560 what you're talking about. You don't remember a Great space coaster like a Muppet 1017 01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:00,319 Show kind of thing, but it's more great space coaster. It's called the 1018 01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:06,640 Space Hello Songs. I want to watch video the Great Space Coast. It 1019 01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:12,840 looks like some bootleg ass fucking Uh. Yeah, it wasn't uh this ship 1020 01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:15,520 when we were kids, bro, it was like some bootleg ass Muppets. 1021 01:16:16,039 --> 01:16:18,640 Yeah. Yeah, Oh dude, everything was a RiPP like like if the 1022 01:16:18,720 --> 01:16:24,159 Muppets took acid. Yeah. Well, on one um, there was there 1023 01:16:24,239 --> 01:16:30,640 was something Electric Company where Morgan Freeman got his start Spider Man on this Electric 1024 01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:35,640 Company. Dude, you don't remember Electric Company. I think it was before 1025 01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:45,279 my time. Yeah, this ship is yeah, bro, this is green 1026 01:16:45,399 --> 01:17:11,840 street space. You guys had to work. See see this is now It 1027 01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:14,920 got gay and I was like I hate this part. Also, look up 1028 01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:19,399 Electric Company? Can you look up the Electric Company? Sure, Johnny, 1029 01:17:20,479 --> 01:17:26,439 I'm doing I gotta go, I gotta get I gotta finish my dinner that's 1030 01:17:26,479 --> 01:17:29,399 just sitting on the table. Uh. The Electric Company? Is it like 1031 01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:31,039 some gay looking dudes. Is that what it is? Yeah, it's the 1032 01:17:31,119 --> 01:17:33,840 it's gay porn. It was for kids. But this doesn't look like it's 1033 01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:36,960 from your era. Is this the right thing? The seventies? This guy, 1034 01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:47,520 uh, maybe you're hit block back. They must have redid it the 1035 01:17:49,239 --> 01:17:55,399 Yeah, yeah, that's it right there. But hey you guys, yeah, 1036 01:18:03,359 --> 01:18:06,119 OK, it reminds me. It reminds me of that guy that got 1037 01:18:06,159 --> 01:18:11,319 busted in England. Uh for just imagine the sexual harassment this chick went. 1038 01:18:11,439 --> 01:18:15,680 This is back when gorillas were funny. M gorillas were always funny. This 1039 01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:21,319 is like Jimmy Sappole show Hug said, there's no way these guys didn't gettle 1040 01:18:21,359 --> 01:18:27,720 everybody. Look how the first the show was you're blowing up. Oh she's 1041 01:18:27,760 --> 01:18:31,680 hot, crank, bro, they're doing drug drank back when crank Look at 1042 01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:36,159 all the crank on his hat. What's his name? Really crank? Just 1043 01:18:36,279 --> 01:18:40,319 what is this? What in her? All that? You know? She 1044 01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:45,880 was love that she got that happened. This guy definitely touched anytime a children's 1045 01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:47,800 show is it was just a guy all this? Oh yeah come out? 1046 01:18:48,359 --> 01:18:51,000 Oh I think he became the guy to go wall Is he in black face? 1047 01:18:51,079 --> 01:19:00,920 Well? That guy's in black Look at black now he's he is, 1048 01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:02,640 Dude, look at it. That's this guy. He's in blackface. That's 1049 01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:11,119 Mexican thing. The Spider Man was not Electric Company guys in total blackface. 1050 01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:15,560 That's Mexican. They put that in the intro. Bro they put blackface in 1051 01:19:15,640 --> 01:19:21,680 the intro of the shade. But then look up, letter People. Do 1052 01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:26,359 you remember the Letter People? That was really deep. The letter piece is 1053 01:19:26,359 --> 01:19:31,239 gonna fuck up my recommendations. What do you mean your recommendation like on YouTube, 1054 01:19:31,319 --> 01:19:36,000 it's gonna think I'm in the fucking really gay seventies cartoons. The Letter 1055 01:19:36,119 --> 01:19:42,479 People intro. We should just do we should just do a podcast where we 1056 01:19:42,640 --> 01:19:45,680 just watched the Electric Company. That's a great thing for an audio podcast is 1057 01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:48,880 just to have a video stuff that nobody. This is the Letter people, 1058 01:19:57,000 --> 01:20:08,960 the Letter people. The this is terrible words all made letters. No kid 1059 01:20:09,039 --> 01:20:13,399 would watch this. Look out, look Johnny, listen the data shows they 1060 01:20:13,479 --> 01:20:16,239 get into it. Look how quickly the Letter people got into look out quickly 1061 01:20:16,279 --> 01:20:19,239 they get off there. It's into my recommendations already. Look at it, 1062 01:20:20,279 --> 01:20:25,079 dude, the Letter People. Can you watch a little bit of Letter People? 1063 01:20:25,359 --> 01:20:29,000 This was so great it was all acid. Click that. This is 1064 01:20:29,119 --> 01:20:31,119 yeah, we got this, Johnny, what's that? I used to get 1065 01:20:31,119 --> 01:20:33,319 that all the time. That's how you knew you follows. Look at us, 1066 01:20:33,399 --> 01:20:38,359 dude, we watch this on national television. Am I here? This 1067 01:20:38,760 --> 01:20:43,119 is letter people land. I'm missy. That john is such garbage. And 1068 01:20:43,319 --> 01:20:45,800 I hear, Johnny, we were smarter back then. Look at that. 1069 01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:49,720 This is what I had to grow up with, a yellow yarn boss. 1070 01:20:50,199 --> 01:20:54,359 No wonder you're afraid of being bored. This is all you had. Oh 1071 01:20:54,439 --> 01:21:02,720 my god, mister, watch our imagination. Good dude, was mind blown. 1072 01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:06,319 I can't do that anymore. That was the most advanced technology. But 1073 01:21:06,479 --> 01:21:10,279 you know you're showing me this. But I dude, I grew up watching 1074 01:21:10,359 --> 01:21:13,119 like on Cartoon Network, like the Jetsons and the flint Stones, and it 1075 01:21:13,199 --> 01:21:15,640 was way better than this ship you've been showing me. The old ones are 1076 01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:18,880 great. Did the Jetsons come out, Johnny? This was seventies. The 1077 01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:21,760 Jetsons were like the sixties, right, Yeah, see, let me take 1078 01:21:21,760 --> 01:21:29,680 a guess. Sixty The Jetsons were sixty. The Jetsons uh aired in primetime 1079 01:21:29,960 --> 01:21:33,840 from September sixty two to March sixty three. Wow, I was close. 1080 01:21:34,199 --> 01:21:38,760 Wow, that shows way that show was great, way ahead of his time. 1081 01:21:38,840 --> 01:21:41,720 It predicted a lot of stuff that ended up happening to predicted women, 1082 01:21:41,840 --> 01:21:45,840 robots that were clean. Yeah, the Flintstons, the Daughter Gotten Only fans, 1083 01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:49,319 you remember that. That that was crazy. But it was funny that 1084 01:21:49,439 --> 01:21:54,279 the that the Jetsons like it was still so sexist back there that they're like, 1085 01:21:54,399 --> 01:21:59,279 in the future, the cleaning robots will be women with wigs on and 1086 01:21:59,399 --> 01:22:04,560 a fucking made fucking and dude, the craziest see her flesh like pussy fucking 1087 01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:09,960 flapping a couple of times under the under the apron because you know it was 1088 01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:13,680 adjustable. That was the whole thing about the Jetsons. Oh yeah that you 1089 01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:19,000 can fuck your robot all right, guys, I just add some new dates 1090 01:22:19,039 --> 01:22:28,279 to my calendar. Come get weird, Come get weird. Hi, everybody, 1091 01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:32,199 everybody please considered suck. I talked to you guys here. I love 1092 01:22:32,239 --> 01:22:43,520 you guys. Why what did they think? Every girl's my girlfriend, every 1093 01:22:43,680 --> 01:22:49,840 girl's my girlfriend, every good deserted me? I'm a Sam loved the song. 1094 01:22:51,720 --> 01:23:01,479 The ad was like, yeah, special news. What am I saying? 1095 01:23:02,720 --> 01:23:14,239 Doby stop? Just let her rock These are kids we're supporting now. 1096 01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:21,520 If you are, if you're a drunk puncher by my album, if you 1097 01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:29,159 want to find this uh and buy it with knee high, let's get busy. 1098 01:23:29,199 --> 01:23:35,760 As the name of the album, every dross my girlfriend, every dross 1099 01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:41,479 my girlfriend made, I'm gonna make. I'm gonna put this a vote. 1100 01:23:41,680 --> 01:23:44,520 Should this be the new punch drunk Uh Them