1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:07,240 Now Harry and Margot are staying up eating. The level of an inebriation makes 2 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:20,239 this so unbelievably slow. It's um it was like watching a tortoise eat a 3 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:26,079 leaf of lettuce, but it was a drunk girl making out with a hey 4 00:00:26,199 --> 00:00:31,519 Arnold character come to life like it was just the most It was so drawn 5 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:52,880 out. Welcome to boat, another brand spanking new episode of another Bellow Duck 6 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:55,520 podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm siddled up next to one Patrick Kick. 7 00:00:55,719 --> 00:01:00,159 Permission to come aboard granted? Kaylin, Hey, we just did an 8 00:01:00,159 --> 00:01:02,719 episode of this show. I gotta tell you, and I don't want to 9 00:01:02,719 --> 00:01:04,280 complain. You know, it's like, what a blessed life we live? 10 00:01:04,799 --> 00:01:11,519 But man, I'm fatigued talking about Below Deck. What if we did three 11 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:15,400 episodes of Belowdeck a week? Just not not even a fucking option? Not 12 00:01:17,359 --> 00:01:22,719 no, it might be you want to do this season? One thing behind 13 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:26,599 Patreon? I do. I think a lot of people love below Deck. 14 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:32,840 I had no idea how many people loved below Deck. Yeah this much that 15 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:36,959 the creators of below Deck would have five versions of this and possibly adding a 16 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:41,519 six Yeah all stars or non all stars. We talked about it. Let 17 00:01:41,599 --> 00:01:45,799 us. The last episode could be. It's likely not a thing at all. 18 00:01:49,239 --> 00:01:56,079 It's the Pizza Gate of reality television. But we don't care. Dylan 19 00:01:56,159 --> 00:01:59,480 and I might be covering. If you think pizza gate's real, we think 20 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:02,439 it's real too. And what they're doing in that fucking basement is not okay. 21 00:02:02,519 --> 00:02:06,400 Unless you think it's okay, then we think it's okay. No no, 22 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:08,520 no, no no, it doesn't work out. Well no, no, 23 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:10,719 no, there. If you think it's okay to fuck kids, we 24 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:15,240 did so. I didn't know what pizza Gate was. Sorry, you didn't 25 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:20,360 know pizza Gate. Now they've got the kids down there, they're fading the 26 00:02:20,479 --> 00:02:24,759 pizza and fucking them. Really yeah, John Podesta, you know, don't 27 00:02:24,759 --> 00:02:29,280 know that name. Oh well, okay, well there you know. I 28 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:32,280 like sacrifices and stuff at the bottom of Comet Pizza and Washington, DCA. 29 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:38,639 But this is like pizza Gate. The show not All Stars of Below Back 30 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:40,639 is like that. Yeah. Yeah, it could exist, or maybe it 31 00:02:42,159 --> 00:02:46,479 does, maybe it doesn't. Anyway, weird start, huh, not at 32 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:50,000 all? Hey, guys, Dylan and I think I convinced him. I 33 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,879 think we're gonna do season one to Below, which we started he's thinking maybe 34 00:02:53,879 --> 00:02:58,120 we'll do season one behind a paywall, But I am not convinced here, 35 00:02:58,159 --> 00:03:00,360 Dylan, let me tell you. Let me tell you the upside of a 36 00:03:00,439 --> 00:03:04,479 recap of a season that's that old. These cast members from that season, 37 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:07,680 they don't give a flying f Oh, they don't give a rip. They 38 00:03:07,759 --> 00:03:10,159 aren't tethered to the powers that be over at Bravo, worried that they might 39 00:03:10,159 --> 00:03:15,759 be on I don't know, Bravo. Now we have a new PR person 40 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:16,879 who we have to take down. I mean, the whole thing is just 41 00:03:17,039 --> 00:03:22,800 very exhausting. I wish we could just deal with one person for all belowdeck. 42 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:24,319 I agree, but they have too many shows. That's too much for 43 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:28,759 one PR person to answer email saying no, they can't be a guest on 44 00:03:28,759 --> 00:03:30,479 your show? Right? You know how much hard? How hard would work? 45 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:34,439 That is all day long? But deny people of interviews of the cast. 46 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:37,000 Yeah, think about this, we listen to your show. It's going 47 00:03:37,039 --> 00:03:39,599 to be a no from us. Yeah. I mean it's exhausting writing that 48 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:46,479 email, and then to think about the email back that I send, having 49 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:53,560 to read that some random person attacking your character. I mean, yeah, 50 00:03:53,599 --> 00:03:58,759 listen here, bitch, No, I don't say that. It's much more 51 00:03:58,759 --> 00:04:03,039 passive aggressive. All right, m hmm. I want to get into the 52 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:06,919 episode. I don't call women the B word. You don't do, Hey, 53 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:10,520 Dylan, bleep that, so make it go away like he never said 54 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:13,759 it. You know his name is not Dylan. Oh, I'm sorry, 55 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:18,160 Kalin, And don't bleep that. You don't need to bleep, very h 56 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:21,199 This isn't you do this? You do this, you go. You got 57 00:04:21,199 --> 00:04:25,399 to bleep that. But it's something that's my first bleep no, no, 58 00:04:25,519 --> 00:04:28,600 no, But we've referred to it. Oh, right, and you seem 59 00:04:28,639 --> 00:04:30,680 to forget that. In order to bleep that one, you'd have to bleep 60 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:34,000 all of the references to the word that's being bleeped. Well, forgive me, 61 00:04:34,079 --> 00:04:39,600 Dylan. I had an intense bout of food poisoning. I'm just kind 62 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:43,120 of coming to my own like it's the closest to death you can feel without 63 00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:47,800 dying. Yes, I mean it's the closest to death you could feel without 64 00:04:47,879 --> 00:04:54,839 dying as a healthy person, right, yeah, because in within minutes you 65 00:04:54,879 --> 00:04:58,279 can be you know, the poison takes hold and then you're praying for death. 66 00:04:58,399 --> 00:05:00,519 This is what you have to do when you have food pois name. 67 00:05:00,319 --> 00:05:03,839 You have to get pedia like gatorade whatever you your preferred hydration stage. Are 68 00:05:03,879 --> 00:05:08,079 you gonna do that? You're in the stages of death. Well, you 69 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:13,959 need to get an eye dropper and take this stuff like a hamster, and 70 00:05:14,079 --> 00:05:19,720 you need to put on John Adams starring Paul Giamatti. You will take his 71 00:05:19,759 --> 00:05:24,319 annex. You will fall asleep and wake up fourteen hours later. You'll have 72 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:29,639 a vague understanding of the Founding Fathers and you won't be sick anymore. Good 73 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:34,399 to know. Yeah, wow, do that next time, Joan Adams. 74 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:41,120 Yeah, Paul Giamatti is just pissed. He's like, where was Thomas Jefferson? 75 00:05:41,319 --> 00:05:46,560 He's never here? That was now He's fantastic in that show. Um, 76 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:50,199 all right, get into our thoughts and nuts. Let's talk about below 77 00:05:50,199 --> 00:05:53,240 Deck now, Yeah, sure, okay, right, I want me to 78 00:05:53,279 --> 00:05:56,639 go first. You wanted to Kaylin to go first. I thought it was 79 00:05:56,639 --> 00:06:03,720 a fantastic episode. Eighty six pots. You amman a gun now, h 80 00:06:03,879 --> 00:06:12,959 Um, you know what crazy wild Thornberry here? But I thought last episode 81 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,720 was better. Are you out of your mind? I said, crazy Wild 82 00:06:15,759 --> 00:06:24,120 Thornberry twelve pots? Fuck this episode? Oh you've fuck you. You are 83 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:27,079 so wrong. Yeah, let me tell you right, you're wrong. This 84 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:30,959 is where Game of Oars comes into play. We're still at this there is 85 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:35,079 no Game of Oars. Patrick, Oh well, there's a few players here. 86 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:40,120 Yeah, and they're making me. Saying that this show is a game 87 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:45,839 of oars is like being fascinated with a rat maze. Like you're like, 88 00:06:45,959 --> 00:06:49,480 oh wow, they're really figured. It's like, to your point, to 89 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:57,240 your point in this, sister companion of Game of Thrones, a game of 90 00:06:57,240 --> 00:07:02,399 oars? Can't we call this episode game of oars again? In this in 91 00:07:02,439 --> 00:07:06,560 this version Game of Wars, they're not fighting over this who control the seven 92 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:11,759 kgives? Yeah? Or more Game of Wars? Yeah ahead, They're fighting 93 00:07:11,759 --> 00:07:14,560 over who's gonna fuck Margot? Right right right? Yeah, you know, 94 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:21,040 yeah, it's intense play. They're fighting over who's gonna get the teaspoon of 95 00:07:21,199 --> 00:07:26,839 peanut butter. I'm not trying to equate Margot to that. I'm just saying 96 00:07:26,839 --> 00:07:30,399 the stakes are very low aboard this vessel. There's no politicking involved, right 97 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:32,959 right, right, But there is, which makes it hilarious. These lights 98 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,839 are so bright, man, I know I look like a douchebag, but 99 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:40,079 here let me let me know if you'd like me to start off the show, 100 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,720 because I know exactly where we pick hot Did you even do Potts? 101 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:48,319 Oh? I thought was great? Episode nine knots so much fun, lose 102 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:54,560 your marbles? All right? So this is where Luke Jesus Man. Luke 103 00:07:54,680 --> 00:08:00,160 really hits his stride as a goddamn pick god. Yeah. Uh cold her 104 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:05,199 as always is extremely annoying. Uh. Margot being torn whether or not she 105 00:08:05,279 --> 00:08:11,360 can come back to Luke. Laura basically just throwing it out there to anybody 106 00:08:11,399 --> 00:08:18,680 who's ready and a willing ah don she is ready, weird and able. 107 00:08:20,839 --> 00:08:28,120 You sound like what Lindsey Graham's father wanted him to sound like. But he 108 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:37,840 doesn't sound like that, so him totally fun episode, lots of hooking up. 109 00:08:37,919 --> 00:08:39,799 Adam is angry, Adam is angry at him. He needs to go. 110 00:08:41,159 --> 00:08:43,720 I hope he's the one who gets ship can soon and we replaced him 111 00:08:43,759 --> 00:08:48,600 with someone more fun. Yeah, possible if possibly a female Decky Anyway, 112 00:08:48,759 --> 00:08:52,080 great episode, well done. I can't believe how much I'm enjoying the season. 113 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:56,200 I feel like Riley Gerber should always get a call, just always just 114 00:08:56,360 --> 00:09:01,000 throw her in the show. She should be on so many more seasons than 115 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:03,559 she is. Well they've been. Uh. I think they're keeping her at 116 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:09,440 just on the shelf whenever they're the right project comes along. Yeah, yeah, 117 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:15,279 which will be Winter Games this season. Right, so winter House, 118 00:09:15,399 --> 00:09:20,240 Winterhouse. You know what these people you think they're your goddamn friends, Dylan. 119 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:24,200 They come and sit on the couch right where you're sitting, drink a 120 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:28,519 little booze, have a good time. You ask them, hey, are 121 00:09:28,559 --> 00:09:31,879 you on Winterhouse? They don't respond like you like you nobody to them. 122 00:09:33,159 --> 00:09:39,360 It's pretty insulting. This No, it looks great. Okay, anyway, 123 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,679 look at me, bitch and complain. Wait, have to get in the 124 00:09:41,639 --> 00:09:45,080 episode. Okay, let's do. I think one of the reasons why the 125 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:52,480 beginning is so awkward is because they're all like sea rats. But also this 126 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:56,840 environment is just not the vibe. It's like, it's not the fucking vibe. 127 00:09:56,960 --> 00:10:03,639 It's not there's no tea sto at all, not not a quarter note 128 00:10:03,639 --> 00:10:07,919 of tsa. It's an empty bar on a Tuesday. It's a fucking and 129 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:11,399 not even a bar. It's like a nice restaurant. And they're like they're 130 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,600 too long, you know. I like how they made the most of it, 131 00:10:13,639 --> 00:10:18,240 though, definitely, so Harry is optimistic starting out. He's like, 132 00:10:18,279 --> 00:10:22,080 well, Luke is out of the race now because he's making out with Laura. 133 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,759 Because he's making out with Laura. But oh, Harry, oh Harry, 134 00:10:24,879 --> 00:10:33,559 you do not understand who you are dealing with. You're dealing with um, 135 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:39,639 I don't know, a calligulate type monster. Um. Culver says that 136 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:43,480 he wants to stay at home. What did he say? No? No, 137 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:46,639 no? What did he say in the full Court Press on Zarina. 138 00:10:46,919 --> 00:10:52,240 Yeah, he's saying it wants dad and uh, you know, have a 139 00:10:52,279 --> 00:10:56,559 minivan and whatnot. Yeah. Yeah, Well, Culver has been well taken 140 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,279 care of most of his life. I think that, Uh, I don't 141 00:10:58,279 --> 00:11:01,360 know. Culver is such an odd duck. I'd like to talk to Culver, 142 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:05,120 but you've said so many horrific things about him. I don't know. 143 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,600 I don't know that we could ever have that interview in good faith, because 144 00:11:07,799 --> 00:11:11,240 well, what happened is we'd get them on the blower and then you'd be 145 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:13,840 like, love having you. We've got a lot of fan questions. I'd 146 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,960 be like, are you gonna tell this guy you fucking hate them? Like, 147 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:22,279 what's going on here, Dylan. As often is the case, I 148 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,639 hate their TV personas, but once I see them as real people, Yeah, 149 00:11:24,679 --> 00:11:28,480 it's a whole different thing. All right. So Laura's Harris a rat's 150 00:11:28,519 --> 00:11:37,320 nest, that herm's you know, headband is just doing untold things to her 151 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:41,000 hair. Dare I say it's also a web or a trap because it traps 152 00:11:41,039 --> 00:11:45,399 poor Adam's fingers in there, his tntally little very long, creepy fingers, 153 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:48,360 angry fingers, and they get I'm sorry, not Adam, Harry, Harry, 154 00:11:48,639 --> 00:11:52,360 Harry, now, Harry. She'd be seeking out Margo because she's uh, 155 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:58,440 you know, you know, supposedly Luca is busy with laura one problem. 156 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:03,480 Yeah, she has the on him. Yeah, I want to you 157 00:12:03,519 --> 00:12:05,960 know, that's that's a great thing to point out. But I do want 158 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:11,279 to also point out the resolve of sea rats and their their beliefs in themselves. 159 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:16,080 Because this young man, it does accomplish what he wanted at the end, 160 00:12:16,799 --> 00:12:24,759 he does somewhat. He does over tupperware vats of fried vegetables. And 161 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:30,720 again it's it's beating it on a technicality, but the objective truth to this 162 00:12:30,919 --> 00:12:37,240 is that she only has the ick for him right now, perhaps he can 163 00:12:37,279 --> 00:12:41,840 be some awkwardly cute soapstone to her. She couldn't see herself ever having sex 164 00:12:41,879 --> 00:12:48,639 with him. Yeah. Well, um, okay, well we'll get to 165 00:12:48,679 --> 00:12:54,279 that in a bit. Um. But Luke and Margo head off to the 166 00:12:54,279 --> 00:12:58,480 bathroom. This is why the tall the tall young man can't find her, 167 00:12:58,519 --> 00:13:03,720 because she's off making out with Luke in the hallway of a restaurant they've been 168 00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:07,320 at for too long. This is why I talked last episode. I'm gonna 169 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:11,759 lose patience with this because I like Margo a lot. It's gonna make me 170 00:13:11,799 --> 00:13:16,000 really disappointed to see her go back to Luke over and over and over again, 171 00:13:16,039 --> 00:13:22,120 despite him being absolutely horrible to her. Treat him like uh, treat 172 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:26,399 him like dirt. They stick like mud, to quote an old pig. 173 00:13:26,759 --> 00:13:30,679 Yeah. Well so, so here's this is why I'm I'm I'm disappointed. 174 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:37,080 He hooks up with another girl and then literally says, all right, let's 175 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:41,960 have a threesome. Don't pick that guy. That's not the right guy, 176 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:48,720 right, Margo? How bored are you people? Holy shit? All right, 177 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:52,360 let's get back. Um what I do want to say? Yeah, 178 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:56,120 Kermit breaks down the game film, which I think we've just this is. 179 00:13:56,759 --> 00:14:01,440 It always worries me. It always worries me when the big thing about the 180 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:05,720 trailer happens too early on in the season. I hope we don't, you 181 00:14:05,759 --> 00:14:09,159 know, I hope the wheels don't fall off of this parallelogram or whatever the 182 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,639 fuck this is. Which, by the way, I think that was she 183 00:14:13,159 --> 00:14:15,480 used the wrong term. I believe that's one of those things that which is 184 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:18,240 used that you draw on the ground. No, she actually nailed it. 185 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,159 She said a pentagon. You're referring to a pentagram, right, Oh, 186 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:24,919 that's how she said. No, pentagram is a portal to hell. Same 187 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:28,960 thing. No, not the same thing. She nailed it. You're talking 188 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:39,720 about a portal to hell. Agree to disagree. 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That's 224 00:16:55,440 --> 00:17:00,639 l I t t l E sp oo n dot com. M Hope I 225 00:17:00,679 --> 00:17:03,120 did that right. You know what it is. It's l I t t 226 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:07,559 l E s p o o n dot com slash bad tv. Enter promo 227 00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:12,759 code bad TV for thirty percent off at checkout. Physician healed myself. What 228 00:17:12,839 --> 00:17:18,000 happens next? Okay, okay, all right, so don't be a dick 229 00:17:18,039 --> 00:17:19,839 Adam as my note. Oh yeah, okay. So Margot and Luke make 230 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,119 out in the bathroom or the hall wherever the fuck that is. They return 231 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:30,240 to the bar and apparently she shuts down any further p PDA because she doesn't 232 00:17:30,279 --> 00:17:34,599 want anyone to see. Yeah, what are you doing? Why are you 233 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:38,039 being quiet? Won't we all saw? Oh no, no no, But 234 00:17:38,079 --> 00:17:41,720 she's talking about Harry. Oh yeah, let's get back to the boat. 235 00:17:41,759 --> 00:17:45,559 All right, back on the boat. Let's get to the watering hole that 236 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:52,039 the snakes need the jacuzzi. Yes, yes, it's never have i e 237 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:56,440 this is what you do. You just named things you haven't done. Lock, 238 00:17:56,599 --> 00:18:02,000 I've never been to tim Buck two. Boring. Let's just fucking talk 239 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:12,119 to each other. These these moments make me feel so Seeing awkward group interactions 240 00:18:12,839 --> 00:18:17,079 just makes my skin crawl. I don't know what it is. I think 241 00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:22,640 it's because like I've been a part of them, and I think I think 242 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:26,880 I was a part of it on mushrooms and just implanted that trip. It 243 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:30,160 was just like, I think that's the root of it, because these things 244 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:33,200 really bother me. I know, doll, but sometimes it's like the journey. 245 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,599 It's going to start out a little rough, but if you stick with 246 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,519 it, yeah, it could get good. Right, Yeah, what are 247 00:18:37,519 --> 00:18:41,119 you talking about? Well, you know, sometimes I'm hanging out with a 248 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:42,720 bunch of people, I'm like, oh my god, this is so fucking 249 00:18:42,799 --> 00:18:45,240 boring, right, and then I go up to the bar. Yeah, 250 00:18:45,279 --> 00:18:48,119 and I ordered two glasses of wine, and then I come back and like 251 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:52,119 forty minutes later, I'm totally into the conversation, right, Yeah, yeah, 252 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,279 Yeah, there are lulls, and you have to get comfortable with the 253 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,920 lulls. Yes, but I jumped the gun. Okay, we have a 254 00:18:56,920 --> 00:19:00,400 lot before we get to the stereotypicals. Rat standing up going, we should 255 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,279 play truth or dare right? Right. I do want to say this because 256 00:19:03,319 --> 00:19:07,839 I'm thinking about Luke and how to really break down how this works with him 257 00:19:07,839 --> 00:19:11,759 and get to the male mind with respect to Margot and Laura, because at 258 00:19:11,799 --> 00:19:15,079 this point is the Jacuzi's either filling or they're in it. Luke's mindset, 259 00:19:15,559 --> 00:19:18,400 It's as simple as it could be in a man, it's first come first 260 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:22,160 fucking serve. Yeah, first girl to pull him out of that jacuzzi and 261 00:19:22,279 --> 00:19:26,039 attempt to suck a stick in a shower wins. Yeah, it's like a 262 00:19:26,119 --> 00:19:36,400 winning Yeah, it's like uh, like a like a deli counter exactly. 263 00:19:36,559 --> 00:19:41,200 We ran out of tune seven yeah, yeah, yeah, and you got 264 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,559 that bastard that's got one hundred and seven and he skips in front of you. 265 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:45,680 Yeah, he says, I'm ninety seven. And then you literally have 266 00:19:45,759 --> 00:19:52,960 to get into a violent altercation over a beef rib. It's cold. Why 267 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:56,200 are they even serving this? It happens more often than you'd think. Yeah, 268 00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:57,720 no, no, no, I've listened. I've seen untold horror the 269 00:19:57,759 --> 00:20:03,039 Gilson's Deli counter. Short of going to war. I don't think there's anything 270 00:20:03,039 --> 00:20:07,720 that can teach you as much about the human condition as the Gilson's Deli counter. 271 00:20:10,599 --> 00:20:14,720 But if you have like flat feet or something, maybe you know you're 272 00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:17,799 not You don't see the horrors of war. No, no, they won't 273 00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:21,799 even let you in, man, And that's so funny. That's the one 274 00:20:21,799 --> 00:20:25,319 thing that keeps you out. China has made a landing on our shores. 275 00:20:25,359 --> 00:20:27,200 It's the first time it's ever happened. We need you. Sorry, I 276 00:20:27,279 --> 00:20:30,200 got flat feet, and they're like, oh damn it, we're sorry. 277 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:37,440 I'm fourteen. Now you're fine, yea, yeah, yeah, but I'm 278 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:41,559 fourteen. Yeah, we're fine. And you're you're not even an American citizen. 279 00:20:41,599 --> 00:20:45,400 You're just a little British boy who got lost at the Grand Canyon. 280 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:51,720 But not the guy who flat feet and he's all pissed because he wants to 281 00:20:51,759 --> 00:20:55,920 serve his country. Um, we're all right, yeah, so um we 282 00:20:56,119 --> 00:20:59,759 So the jacuzzi is going, the ball of Snakes is happening, and Laura 283 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:06,759 is making me want to throw up. Um. She says, I'll make 284 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:10,160 your jacu She's not a yenta. I don't know why I started with that. 285 00:21:11,039 --> 00:21:15,000 She says, I'll make your jacuz Oh, I'll make your jacuzi warm. 286 00:21:15,799 --> 00:21:19,640 She keeps I'll make you feel like a good I'll make your jacuzi war. 287 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:23,119 It's like, do you get what I'm saying? She says, these 288 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:27,839 things that make my fucking skin crawl. Also, if you're a male, 289 00:21:29,759 --> 00:21:33,079 she leaves no, uh, no question to the mind, it's uh, 290 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:36,119 I think this is a go if I'm gonna pull the trigger, Yeah, 291 00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:40,680 which I can respect. I can respect very forward. Yeah, absolutely shoot 292 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:45,200 your shot, um, because God knows, Luke's been more aggressive than fucking 293 00:21:45,319 --> 00:21:48,279 Laura. Yeah, he asked uh, he asked her if she could feel 294 00:21:48,279 --> 00:21:51,200 his cock while she was sitting on him. Yeah, sorry to cut you 295 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:55,799 off. You're gonna say I was gonna cite another example where he said he 296 00:21:55,839 --> 00:21:57,880 wanted his dick sucked with two girls in the room. Right, Yeah, 297 00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:03,799 exactly. Yeah, so, um, the Pentagon thing gets sad. I 298 00:22:03,799 --> 00:22:07,720 think we already covered. Yeah, we're in the jacuz let's be in the 299 00:22:07,799 --> 00:22:11,200 jacuzi now. Well, Margot tries to cock Black Laura a little bit. 300 00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:17,680 Oh no, before we get to the Jacuzi, we have to take a 301 00:22:17,799 --> 00:22:19,599 quick break. We've got a lot of steam. Right, this is gonna 302 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:23,359 happen. It's a ball of snakes. Everybody is slithering, the mucus is 303 00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:27,519 starting to lubricate the scales. And then we've got to sit down and talk 304 00:22:27,599 --> 00:22:32,759 to Culver's Mob. We gotta lean the phone up against a bottle of Schwepts 305 00:22:32,759 --> 00:22:36,880 so we could check in with mob. God damn it. Although I will 306 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:47,079 say that specific kind of Schweps product makes it worth going to Europe or Australia. 307 00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:52,279 The quality of the bubbles and those glass bottles of schweps be a tonic 308 00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:56,039 or club. It's unrivaled anything we have here. What you're feeling on an 309 00:22:56,039 --> 00:23:00,200 orangina love an orangina is that can be made in the United States. It's 310 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:04,680 got a funny little bottle harry Men from England or something. Yeah, yeah, 311 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:10,160 what I don't know, little harry Men from England, Like orangina bottles 312 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:18,200 are funny. They're like they're like dwarves. Yeah, okay, anyway, 313 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:23,960 Orangina is great. Yeah you like it? Oh god? Yeah, when 314 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:32,559 they make their funny little bottles or orangina. Okay, So we finally get 315 00:23:32,599 --> 00:23:36,480 to the jacuzzi. Uh, they're slithering, they're biting, and we play 316 00:23:36,559 --> 00:23:41,559 a game of truth or Dara. This is when Laura is like, um, 317 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,920 I am at wits end. I'm about to pop and I need to 318 00:23:45,079 --> 00:23:49,960 pop. She pulls the Brett Michaels right here. She pulls Luke out of 319 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:56,519 that ball of snakes to help assist her in finding her phone slash, give 320 00:23:56,559 --> 00:23:59,279 her a couch massage or something like that. Why do you have to say 321 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:04,279 that I think she said that you think wrong? That was that was a 322 00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:07,960 lie? You do not think. Well, the images proved me right. 323 00:24:08,599 --> 00:24:11,240 Some may ask why did they hop in the shower? Now, if you're 324 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:15,400 a die hired below Deck fan, you know the answer to this. But 325 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,200 old Patty didn't know until we had Chef Dave on last season and we interviewed 326 00:24:18,279 --> 00:24:21,400 him and said, why did you guys go on the goddamn shower? And 327 00:24:21,599 --> 00:24:26,319 the reason is to hide the moans, not only that it's the only place 328 00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:32,240 there's no cameras. Right, So what Chef Dave didn't explain is why he 329 00:24:32,279 --> 00:24:34,799 went in with his clothes, And it's because Chef Dave love you. You're 330 00:24:34,839 --> 00:24:40,279 a nut job and you were blackout drop. But he also pointed out it 331 00:24:40,599 --> 00:24:45,799 allows the pair to have a little thing called plausible deniability. Yeah, not 332 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:49,240 really. We've talked about pleading the fifth and how that is a stamp of 333 00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:55,359 guilty without being a stamp of guilty. If your hair is wet together after 334 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:59,480 forty minutes, I think you guys had sex in the shower, we plead 335 00:24:59,519 --> 00:25:04,640 the fifth. Asia has the right commentary on shower sex. Shower sex is 336 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:11,279 awful. It's awful. It can lead to things, but shower sex is 337 00:25:11,319 --> 00:25:15,119 awful, and she says it so succinctly, so beautifully, you can't get 338 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:19,640 the friction you need. I would, I would, if we were ever 339 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,880 allowed to talk to Kerman, I would ask her, well, have you 340 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:26,079 ever had sex in the toilet room? Which also does not have cameras? 341 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:32,559 And I bet that little freaks tried the water fountain? The water fountain? 342 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,559 Did you just have another? You had a stroke right there? No? 343 00:25:37,559 --> 00:25:41,359 No, what the fuck are you talking? I was contemplating if I was, 344 00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:45,480 because you know, children, listen, the water fountains killed eight people? 345 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:49,160 What are you talking about? It's a sexual position that can only be 346 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:55,400 performed in a toilet room. Deal it? Okay? All right? Just 347 00:25:56,119 --> 00:26:00,319 he wants to be asked no, yeah, he wants no. No. 348 00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:03,759 So why do you get ready to mark this? And Pat just tell us 349 00:26:03,759 --> 00:26:07,359 what. I don't want to draw this out anymore because eight poor souls drowned 350 00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:11,720 while trying it? Okay, I think I I think I know what it 351 00:26:11,799 --> 00:26:18,319 is. Okay, you invert? You invert a woman put her head in 352 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:22,640 the water, either make her or clogged the toilet so much that it shoots 353 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:25,920 out a bunch of water. Now you had it right the first out? 354 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:30,000 Oh really? Yeah? Yeah, what's the point of I don't want to 355 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,960 talk about this anymore. I don't want to talk. I tried to move 356 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,079 on. I don't think it's funny. I tried to move on. All 357 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:40,000 right, what happens next? All right? Uh? In an interesting game? 358 00:26:40,319 --> 00:26:44,720 Was that a lull? No? You're good? M okay? So 359 00:26:44,759 --> 00:26:48,319 at this point, uh, Laura jumps in Luke's bed following the shower, 360 00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:52,680 acting as left the room. Well, you know, I I hesitated to 361 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,240 bring up that sexual position. Yeah, but you made me when you brought 362 00:26:55,279 --> 00:26:57,640 up Kermit bragging about how she knew the shower didn't work out. Do you 363 00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:03,319 like shower sex? Now? It's too much work? Yeah? You're standing 364 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,960 up? What are you gonna do in there? I know it's like I 365 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:11,119 think I've done it twice in my life. Yeah, one time I almost 366 00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:12,440 slipped. Oh and by the way, don't I even ever try to just 367 00:27:12,519 --> 00:27:17,200 have Oh my god, Yeah, the fucking perilous nature of that. I 368 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:23,400 mean, are you to do any other position? But you need doggy in 369 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,440 the shower, You'll you'll drown, drown the poor young lady. All that 370 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:30,880 water going on, It's like, what are they what George Bush due to 371 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,720 all those terrorists over there. Waterboard them, That's what it feels like, 372 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:38,519 especially if she's got long hair. What the fuck are you talking about? 373 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:47,240 Man? And George Bush didn't waterboard those people. Rob O'Neill did it to 374 00:27:47,319 --> 00:27:51,440 those people. Not only is he the guy that killed Osama bin Laden and 375 00:27:51,519 --> 00:27:56,839 a fan favorite of the Jim Norton podcast, you'll also operated all the glad 376 00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:02,000 time I'm a black site. Wow. I know he's got an impressive CV 377 00:28:03,039 --> 00:28:07,799 and he's hilarious on Fly on the Wall with David Spade. So what are 378 00:28:07,799 --> 00:28:11,200 you doing here? Man? What was his favorite SNL episode? Uh? 379 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:15,160 The one where they were talking about how he killed those sama? Um they 380 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:18,880 didn't know. Um? All right, shower sex done? Should we get 381 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:32,400 to an ad read about children's food? Why not? No, don't put 382 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:37,200 it there. Okay, okay. By the way, we have a lot 383 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:40,359 of listeners to have children. Even though we say offensive things, it doesn't 384 00:28:40,359 --> 00:28:45,359 matter. Yeah. Anyway, after this beautifully romantic shower sex, Luke crawls 385 00:28:45,359 --> 00:28:48,680 in his bed thinking he's just gonna call it a night, because that's what 386 00:28:48,759 --> 00:28:53,839 bros do. He just came off right. Maybe shovel a little ramen down 387 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:59,039 his hole. And then he's gonna get some you know, some zs wrong 388 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,839 you are you are? Quote him. He has a five stage clinger on 389 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:07,440 his hand. I'll find you. I'll make you feel like a good that 390 00:29:07,519 --> 00:29:10,039 I'll find you. Please. I don't want to feel like a god. 391 00:29:10,799 --> 00:29:15,480 Oh is this what feeling like a god? Feels like a god? So 392 00:29:15,839 --> 00:29:23,200 um, Laura, this is where she's so persistent. He's like gross to 393 00:29:23,279 --> 00:29:26,599 her, you know, like he's very clear that he wants nothing to do 394 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,359 with her, so much so that like at one point he's like, let 395 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:33,039 me brush my teeth, Like he just says it really coldly, like leave 396 00:29:33,079 --> 00:29:34,920 me the fuck alone. Not quite angry at him, but he's like, 397 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:40,119 hey, you know, calm down. But then we get to the saddest 398 00:29:40,119 --> 00:29:41,920 thing about this is that Margot is going to go right back to him. 399 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:52,839 Despite this unbelievable moment on the galley couch. Now Harry and Margo are staying 400 00:29:52,960 --> 00:30:03,200 up eating. The level of an inebriation makes this so unbelievably slow. It 401 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:11,680 um, it was like watching a tortoise eat a leaf of lettuce, but 402 00:30:11,839 --> 00:30:18,000 it was a drunk girl making out with a hey Arnold character come to life 403 00:30:18,039 --> 00:30:23,480 like it was just the most It was so drawn out, it was Yeah, 404 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:27,039 he weighed it out. I gotta give it to him. I don't 405 00:30:27,079 --> 00:30:30,720 gotta give it to him. Don't do this. Don't do this now, 406 00:30:32,119 --> 00:30:40,240 not after you've eaten a serving bowl like something. You put a salad in 407 00:30:40,359 --> 00:30:45,359 for the table. It's worth of ramen and a bunch of fried broccoli and 408 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:48,240 stuff. I don't know. This was disgusting. Well, he's on cloud 409 00:30:48,319 --> 00:30:52,519 nine, so he disagrees with you, Dylan. Yeah, all right, 410 00:30:52,119 --> 00:30:56,000 I guess who's a Taurus. Okay, I have to say this. You 411 00:30:56,000 --> 00:31:00,559 are obviously not a fan of Laura. She was dis mind in a sea 412 00:31:00,599 --> 00:31:03,759 rat lab for this show. Yeah, totally. She doesn't want any expectations 413 00:31:03,759 --> 00:31:07,480 of men that she will bet right. I think she said something like to 414 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:11,880 the along the lines of the last episode. She has lovers across the world 415 00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:15,720 because she's a Taurus. She doesn't mind fucking people over. Something to that. 416 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:19,000 Yeah. No, all we need her to do next is voice her 417 00:31:21,119 --> 00:31:26,559 bigoted homophobia and then kick her off the boat. Seem all right? What 418 00:31:26,599 --> 00:31:32,039 happens the next Let's see, I'm not saying that all people who come from 419 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:36,319 the tundras of Eastern Europe are homophobic, but it is kind of intense there 420 00:31:36,559 --> 00:31:40,839 m not the weather, the homophobia. Oh right, yeah, yeah yeah, 421 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,400 next where we're in the next morning yet yeah, Okay, Laura and 422 00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:48,799 Luke fold close. She jokes with Luke that she's uh, he's her boyfriend? 423 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:52,400 Is that? Oh no, no no no no no no no, 424 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:57,519 no no no no. I thought he was gonna hit her now for a 425 00:31:57,599 --> 00:32:02,839 bro slash. Dude, this is probable cause to now end this right here, 426 00:32:04,319 --> 00:32:08,599 and I believe he will. Probable cause is coming right yeah. Once 427 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:12,920 he does that, he's like, I have probable cause to never speak to 428 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,359 you again. In fact, face push you when I see you, you 429 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,599 know, if you want to be that much of a pig. But yeah, 430 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:22,279 he has that much of a pig. Well yeah, sorry, I'm 431 00:32:22,279 --> 00:32:24,240 stepping over you. I'm being too antagonist. I know I agree with you. 432 00:32:24,279 --> 00:32:28,000 I agree with you, so anyway. I meanwhile, Adam Fox up 433 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,119 again, and then we get to a fan favorite part of the show. 434 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:35,640 Dyl unless you'd like to cover something else, I want to. I don't 435 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:39,680 want to dunk on Laura too much, but I did have this thing written 436 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:44,079 out that I'd like to get to. She's like, fifteen minutes late for 437 00:32:44,119 --> 00:32:47,680 work, and she can't be bothered. She genuinely does not care. And 438 00:32:49,559 --> 00:32:51,559 you know how people say, like, who do you think you are? 439 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,599 I actually mean, like specifically, Laura, who do you think you are? 440 00:32:55,720 --> 00:33:01,039 You're from a country that makes dog dog bowls. You're not like a 441 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:06,079 sar. I don't know. It's like she's, um, she's like a 442 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:12,119 roman of or something like she's so self important. There's an I kind of 443 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:15,599 appreciate this in certain human beings, which is just that confidence that I never 444 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:20,160 had as a human being. Deep beneath it. It could just be a 445 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:24,200 broken human being. Yeah, well, now that's really sad. Then that 446 00:33:24,359 --> 00:33:27,759 is really sad. Sorry, Laura, I'm all right. So we've got 447 00:33:27,759 --> 00:33:32,480 to redeem. Um, oh god, where do you want to go next? 448 00:33:32,599 --> 00:33:36,839 Okay, this is what I think is people have to watch this show 449 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:42,400 or see Sea Rats having worked on these these vessels. Luke and Laura chat 450 00:33:42,559 --> 00:33:45,279 and Margot walks in on the conversation. Yeah, word to the wise, 451 00:33:46,559 --> 00:33:51,640 it's a small boat. Sea Rats. Always keep that in mind, even 452 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:58,960 if you're on a converted Japanese fishing vessel with walls made of paper or even 453 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:06,799 cheap fake wood paneling that looks like Uncle Jerry's house. Yeah, he had 454 00:34:06,839 --> 00:34:08,920 liver spots by the time it went into four, like a lot of liver 455 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:15,239 spots. Total dump. But anyway, and then someone else gets caught talking 456 00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,920 like just keep your mouth shut, Jesus Christ. The wood paneling had that 457 00:34:19,079 --> 00:34:22,440 kind of you can't dust it. It has a grease that's kicked on from 458 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:25,400 all the steaks that he cooked. It was the only thing he ate. 459 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:36,960 Okay, so Luke is like, um man, I really messed this up. 460 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,719 But something like heroes are made for challenges or something like that. I 461 00:34:42,079 --> 00:34:44,559 could not root for this guy, lass could not root for. Well, 462 00:34:44,559 --> 00:34:46,679 I can't wait to get to the point where he explains what happened in that 463 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:51,159 jacuzzi and now he ended up in that goddamn shower. All right, well 464 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:55,480 we'll get there in a second. Let's get to Serena. Um having a 465 00:34:55,800 --> 00:35:00,000 wait, we gotta get to the preference sheet. Me. Sorry, sorry, 466 00:35:00,039 --> 00:35:01,800 that was that was really really way way out of line, and I 467 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:06,119 want to apologize to you. That's big of you. Do you accept the 468 00:35:06,119 --> 00:35:12,039 apologie? Accept? Okay, it is time to get to know our charter 469 00:35:12,119 --> 00:35:16,079 guests. It's time to hear Kaylin, help us get to know our charter 470 00:35:16,159 --> 00:35:22,800 guests. It's time for the Preference egg Charter number three eight guests. The 471 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:28,039 primary is Renee and Sandra Ramirez. I hope he does a good job because 472 00:35:28,079 --> 00:35:30,440 I don't want to rip into him. I really don't. Renee is the 473 00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:35,599 owner and CEO of a rapidly growing solar company, and his wife, Sandra, 474 00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,559 is a stay at home mother. They want to celebrate their high rolling 475 00:35:38,639 --> 00:35:43,760 friends and employees. They want to celebrate with their high rolling friends, nice 476 00:35:44,159 --> 00:35:47,800 little stumble. Lots of likes and dislikes. Likes include surf and turf, 477 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,800 lamb, lollipops, Japanese sushi, and Cuban theme cuisine which the chef has 478 00:35:52,840 --> 00:36:00,119 never made before. Japanese sushi huh. Dislikes from the lates are as follows. 479 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:06,239 Karina doesn't eat red meat. Teresa doesn't eat pork and dislikes red meat. 480 00:36:06,639 --> 00:36:10,159 Jane dislikes wheat, dairy and red meat. Okay. The guests also 481 00:36:10,199 --> 00:36:14,599 want to snorkel and see turtles. Although it will be pouring rain for both 482 00:36:14,639 --> 00:36:17,039 days, They're on board. Got it? That conclude the preference ship. 483 00:36:17,079 --> 00:36:21,000 That concludes the preferent ship. I thought he did a fantastic job. I'm 484 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,280 gonna give that ninety one potts good job. And it would stand to reason 485 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:28,480 if you have all of these people who are red meat diverse, maybe don't 486 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:36,039 get a bunch of tomahawks steaks lifestyles? Are the rich and the famous they 487 00:36:36,079 --> 00:36:39,320 love tomahawk steaks? No they don't. They're they're writing that they don't, 488 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:45,480 Sarita really calling them fussy pants and stuff like this. This this kind of 489 00:36:45,519 --> 00:36:50,159 pissed me off a little bit, just because if you're a chef in twenty 490 00:36:50,199 --> 00:36:57,960 twenty three or twenty twenty two, just be grateful that they're not that they're 491 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:02,920 just this chill. You got people going around going are you cooking that in 492 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,280 grape seed oil? No? No, no, no, no, do 493 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:15,000 that again. It's a great point. Chill outs arena. Okay, does 494 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,280 that have red dye in it? Is this a snack with red dye? 495 00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:23,480 And they're not wrong. You know, these things, these things are slowly 496 00:37:23,599 --> 00:37:27,840 killing us because that's what they're designed to do. Yeah, that red dyet 497 00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:31,039 it's been it's illegal in like most countries, yeah for America not here, 498 00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:37,960 and it is covering the doritos tangy ketchup chips, which you know, I 499 00:37:38,039 --> 00:37:42,719 just can't. We've talked about it on APS. I haven't been that proud 500 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,119 of a chip company in a long time. The courage it took to make 501 00:37:46,119 --> 00:37:52,239 those two flavors, the ingenuity, the kismet with summer coming in that line. 502 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:54,559 I mean, it's just and I know it was it was intentional, 503 00:37:54,599 --> 00:38:00,119 but I mean I can do nothing but stand up and applaud Tostitos for the 504 00:38:00,199 --> 00:38:08,360 hot all right, So, um, that sounded like a forced laugh, 505 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:12,440 but I was really laughing. I was too. I enjoyed it, Okay, 506 00:38:14,599 --> 00:38:16,159 like ran on an air there at the end of that made it sound 507 00:38:16,199 --> 00:38:22,880 too your head man, all right, we'll go go ahead. All right, 508 00:38:22,119 --> 00:38:25,159 we cut to the kitchen now, I believe, because you know, 509 00:38:25,199 --> 00:38:28,960 I'd seen in the trailer that Zarina was gonna, you know, fuck up 510 00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:30,800 with this, you know, share a little too much red meat. But 511 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:36,360 Kermit and Zarina are going over the food in the galley pre guests arriving. 512 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,920 Yeah, so I'm like, oh, they're gonna catch that. Listen. 513 00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:45,199 I love Asha. I think she's amazing. Also one of the most beautiful 514 00:38:45,199 --> 00:38:49,039 people, it's beautiful, ever graced this show. I mean, she's so 515 00:38:49,079 --> 00:38:53,519 stunningly beautiful, but um, you should have that good of a cheap still 516 00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:59,840 I mean not at all, No, definitely not. She still knew yeah, 517 00:39:00,199 --> 00:39:07,000 but I mean, yeah that so many of them said they don't like 518 00:39:07,119 --> 00:39:10,400 the red meat, you know, like, let's well, maybe it was 519 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:15,000 those tight thongs, Dylan. You know they didn't affect just Yea, Serena 520 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:19,639 flaps. Maybe the fucking brains because no one read a goddamn preference sheet. 521 00:39:19,639 --> 00:39:22,480 You know what did Serena say something about her labia. Yeah, it's called 522 00:39:22,639 --> 00:39:28,280 flaps flaps and then uh kermit called them pucks or something. I put them 523 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:31,760 together, puck flaps, yeah, puck flaps. Yeah. Apparently tight thongs 524 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:37,400 they cause your brain to not function properly because they didn't read the preference sheet, 525 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:39,920 meaning, which is a big part of their job. It's crazy what 526 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:45,480 we've done to U two women. I can't imagine a woman designed a thong. 527 00:39:45,639 --> 00:39:50,840 I think men had to have designed that and marketed. Yeah, they're 528 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:59,480 so uncomfortable. Yeah, oh my god, men are disgusting. But we 529 00:39:59,639 --> 00:40:02,719 fight all the wars and pour all the roads and do all the science and 530 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:07,039 stuff in the past, not anymore, not anymore. What am I doing? 531 00:40:07,079 --> 00:40:10,280 I'm in a panic, right, okay, okay, it's pouring fun 532 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:13,599 I'm doing that. You gotta you gotta cut me off. I'm here, 533 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,559 okay, okay, let me set the scene here for that because the guests, 534 00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:21,079 uh I guess the guests arrive or whatever whatnot. It's pouring rain and 535 00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:27,800 they're getting on a yacht. It's a converted Japanese Okay. By the way, 536 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,960 this looks so much like Uncle Jerry's house. Where's the fucking ping pong 537 00:40:31,079 --> 00:40:35,440 table? This this thing is such a dump when they give that goddamn tour. 538 00:40:35,639 --> 00:40:37,039 And by the way, we'll get to dinner in a minute, Dylan, 539 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:42,159 when they're putting how about the fucking decor. I know it looks like 540 00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,920 Uncle Jerry's game room, but you could set the table with a little bit 541 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:49,039 more class. Who is Uncle Jerry to you? Because Uncle Jerry to me 542 00:40:49,119 --> 00:40:52,719 does not of a game room. Uh well, he converted his downstairs. 543 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,559 I guess living are okay, okay, so Uncle Jerry to me has no 544 00:40:55,719 --> 00:41:00,079 downstairs. Oh it's it's it's a mobile. It's one's story. Let's call 545 00:41:00,119 --> 00:41:02,360 it one story. Well, in the East, we always have to have 546 00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:06,159 a seller do all right, you gotta have a mudroom or whatever the fuck 547 00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:09,440 you guys have um but no, Uncle Jerry to me, it's it's just 548 00:41:09,559 --> 00:41:15,800 a one story home. It may or may not be on wheels for mobility. 549 00:41:15,679 --> 00:41:20,079 But when the kids come over, there are no games. He puts 550 00:41:20,159 --> 00:41:24,199 them to work. They cut coupons off of Parliament cartons. That's there. 551 00:41:25,559 --> 00:41:29,199 That's Uncle Jerry. Jerry, I don't want to do this anymore. Go 552 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,280 outside and play with rocks. That's some of my auntie Clara to me, 553 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:35,159 rocks, huh, all right, yeah, I don't want to come here 554 00:41:35,199 --> 00:41:37,719 anymore. You go, he says, go play cowboys and Indians. And 555 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:42,760 then you tell him that that's no longer a term we use. And he 556 00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:49,880 goes and he blows smoke in your face, and he continues watching John Claude 557 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:55,920 Van Dam movies like this guy's weird. All right, So you are fucking 558 00:41:57,039 --> 00:42:00,800 up here? Do you want me to do? We have to get to 559 00:42:00,119 --> 00:42:05,280 Adam and Laura continuing to be scumbag employees. I don't remember what Adam does. 560 00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,599 I think he like flips out about the spray thing. I have a 561 00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:13,400 note, Adam fox up again. That's it yeah, but he's like biting 562 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:15,880 and snapping at other people. Here's the thing with Adam and Laura. They 563 00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:23,519 have this unique thing where they suck objectively, but they're they're like three out 564 00:42:23,559 --> 00:42:28,800 of ten people, not looks wise. I'm not talking about looks wise person 565 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:36,360 wise, but they they they're quite prone to hyper defensiveness and lashing out at 566 00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,679 others. Laura is literally drinking on the job. Did we get there yet? 567 00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:45,559 That was crazy? Captain Jason hot ass, big fucking thick dick rack 568 00:42:45,639 --> 00:42:52,360 a lamb hot ass. Captain Jason says it's like it's his main thing. 569 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:57,719 Culver almost got fired for it last season. Right, don't drink on charter 570 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,760 if you do. I mean, it's the closest he came to saying. 571 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:04,280 I got a I got a pocketfull of tickets. Who's saying that? So? 572 00:43:05,639 --> 00:43:08,360 I got a pocketfull of tickets? Was it? Uh? Was it? 573 00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:14,159 Colby Callier? I got a pocket got a pocket full of sunshine? 574 00:43:14,199 --> 00:43:16,559 Who sings that? I don't know? Is that Cheryl Crowe who sings pocketfull 575 00:43:16,599 --> 00:43:24,079 sunshine? You go ahead, Captain Lee and the Fakey's great name. All 576 00:43:24,119 --> 00:43:27,239 right, we're all over the place. We gotta bring this back down ere. 577 00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:37,039 The second episode always goes like this. It's fun. I've gotta look 578 00:43:37,079 --> 00:43:38,280 up pocketfull of Sunshine. Go ahead, all right, alright, So then 579 00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:45,400 as the guest an be Field, of course, sorry if you were screaming, 580 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:52,800 are the guess here yet? You're an insurance building. Somebody's just trying 581 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:58,840 to eat their microwave salmon and someone screams out Natasha Beddingfield from a cubicle across 582 00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:05,599 the floor. I pray to god that appen. Okay, So what were 583 00:44:05,639 --> 00:44:14,320 you saying? Oh, the guess here yet? No, m but we 584 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,760 can skip all this, Yeah, guess arrive. Yeah. This is when 585 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:22,079 Serena says, the thing stinking in flat right, right, guests eat the 586 00:44:22,119 --> 00:44:27,079 food in Adam, because this is a patently insane works in an industry where 587 00:44:27,079 --> 00:44:30,440 he's constantly sick based on the elements of said job. Who are you talking 588 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,480 to, Adam? He's s sick. Oh yeah, he's sick. Yeah. 589 00:44:32,679 --> 00:44:36,599 And then we get to the lime squeeze gate. It's like if Michael 590 00:44:36,599 --> 00:44:40,920 Scott was afraid of paper cuts exactly, or stapler he was kind of he 591 00:44:42,039 --> 00:44:45,760 was upper management though. So all right, so the drinks get ordered and 592 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:51,119 we have a real line versus store bought lime. Conversation here is when Asia 593 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:55,320 is not that great of a chief steal um. Just juice fresh, like 594 00:44:55,599 --> 00:45:01,000 squeeze fresh juice. That should just be part of the thing. I get 595 00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:06,960 that they're not running a bar program, but like I don't know the quality 596 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:12,079 of service on below desk down under specifically, it's among the worst. It 597 00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:16,280 absolutely is, And I'd argue I think Kermit made the case that once you 598 00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:21,840 put it in an alcohol, the taste doesn't really make that much of it 599 00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:24,880 a difference totally does. It's actually the exact opposite, Kermit. And you 600 00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:29,800 should know this. When you add a bunch of sugar to a vodka, 601 00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:34,000 it could be a twenty dollars vodka or one hundred dollars vodka because you put 602 00:45:34,079 --> 00:45:37,519 the fucking sugar that's meant to kill us in it. That negates the type 603 00:45:37,519 --> 00:45:39,519 of vodka. Well, but even if it's just store bought bottled citrus. 604 00:45:39,639 --> 00:45:44,880 You give me a vodka soda, a crispy vodka soda, a Grispby Grisby 605 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,800 vodka soda with a real real lemon juice, or that ship that comes in 606 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:52,639 a green bottle, call me a fucking Bassett hound. I'll sniff that shit 607 00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:54,239 out in a second. You know, people can tell the difference. But 608 00:45:54,559 --> 00:46:00,039 luckily these are people who want Barata surf and turf and im Ahawk steaks and 609 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:05,039 they're black out by the fifth drink. So it doesn't really matter. But 610 00:46:05,159 --> 00:46:07,960 Laura's right. Here, Asia confesses that she thinks Laura's right, but that 611 00:46:08,039 --> 00:46:12,559 it doesn't matter because Laura is such a piece of shit. It's like, 612 00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:17,000 you're, um, nope, don't want to get into politics, not doing 613 00:46:17,039 --> 00:46:22,079 politics. No politics. All right, I'll give a hypothetical example. Okay, 614 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,559 it's like, if you're crazy racist uncle was yelling about how nine eleven 615 00:46:24,639 --> 00:46:29,199 was an inside job, and then some report comes out. He's like, 616 00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:31,519 you see, I was right. You're like, it doesn't matter though it's 617 00:46:31,519 --> 00:46:37,679 a racist soul quack. Yeah, like Laura, there you go. I'm 618 00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:43,119 not accusing her of racism, but I wouldn't surprise. It's from Latvia. 619 00:46:43,519 --> 00:46:45,800 Yeah, fucking hit you over the head with a fucking dog ball when you're 620 00:46:45,800 --> 00:47:00,800 not looking the ring of that. Yeah, h what happens there? Okay? 621 00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:05,719 Okay, well they the guests go out to uh do that little scuba 622 00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:09,000 dive anything. I guess that was wonderful snorkeling that guy named Elmer Fudd. 623 00:47:09,079 --> 00:47:14,239 He kills a beer that looked cool, and then uh oh yeah yeah yeah 624 00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:16,000 yeah yeah yeah. Then that dinner. All right, you're moving too fast. 625 00:47:16,039 --> 00:47:20,119 I gotta look at my notes. I know, I know, I 626 00:47:20,199 --> 00:47:22,719 know you're so You're so true, You're so true about that. Um okay. 627 00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:27,199 So we get to launch. Culver and Serena are flirting. Um I 628 00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,480 e. She's jacking off a sushi roller and telling him to do the dishes. 629 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:34,320 This is the power that they hold that you know, you just do 630 00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:37,239 that and then you can do It's mammoth, you know what I mean. 631 00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:43,519 Yeah, Like if you didn't want to do the dishes, but old CHERIZI 632 00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:46,119 uh showed you a nip, you'd probably get up and do the dishes. 633 00:47:46,559 --> 00:47:51,159 That's how it works. So Culver does that thing where he's really annoying in 634 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:55,559 that he talks about how he wants a summer fling or even worse that that's 635 00:47:55,679 --> 00:48:01,920 usually what he gets, which is just a around about way of saying that's 636 00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:08,960 what I like, and that he hopes he isn't sending mixed signals to Serena. 637 00:48:10,159 --> 00:48:15,920 I E. Having a FaceTime with your mother telling her that this is 638 00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:19,480 the girl that you could. Is he living with it? Yea having a 639 00:48:19,559 --> 00:48:22,239 minivan. I think you are sending mixed signals, and I think you're doing 640 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:27,599 it on purpose. The sushi looks absolutely disgusting. It's more mayonnaise than sushi. 641 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,880 It's one of these. It looks like it looks like sushi. Dan 642 00:48:30,039 --> 00:48:35,519 made it. You know. Um, sorry, Serena, I think you're 643 00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:39,039 fantastic, but you know, it's just like there's more eel sauce that it's 644 00:48:39,159 --> 00:48:43,880 drowning and shit. Um, let's get to Adam and Luke. Though m 645 00:48:44,039 --> 00:48:46,760 Adam doesn't know how to clean floors, but it's sick of people babying him. 646 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:52,519 I I don't understand why he isn't just told to shut the fuck up. 647 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:58,440 Angry Adam, we snorkel for quite a bit. Luke says, this 648 00:48:58,559 --> 00:49:01,239 is what life is about. And whatever life this is, I think it's 649 00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:04,960 going to be short lived because you're a filthy drunk. I think you're going 650 00:49:05,039 --> 00:49:07,960 to punch through a wall. All right. The guests get back, they 651 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:10,360 are absolutely hammered, and then we get ready for the Black and Gold dinner. 652 00:49:10,559 --> 00:49:15,119 First up, Luke and Margo. She says, one hundred percent, 653 00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:19,119 he is a fuck boy. He is not my type. I do not 654 00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:22,840 have a crush on him. Now, what prompted that feeling doing? Do 655 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,880 you know? This is a very important part of this episode in my opinion. 656 00:49:27,039 --> 00:49:29,159 What does he say, like, I'd love to see her asshole or 657 00:49:29,199 --> 00:49:31,760 whatever? Well, he comes over in true douche fashion, he tries to 658 00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:37,199 explain to Laura why he hooked up with that girl from Latvia. Here's his 659 00:49:37,639 --> 00:49:42,880 Margo, Margo, Yeah, Well he explains it to Margot. Apparently Laura 660 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,760 knocked him out while he was in the jaccuzzi. She dragged him by the 661 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:49,519 hair like a cave woman to the bedroom because she's built up all that arm 662 00:49:49,559 --> 00:49:51,920 strength. And then you're saying that she raped him. Well, because she's 663 00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:53,519 been carrying around dog bowls. She take his whole weight and throw him in 664 00:49:53,559 --> 00:49:58,199 the room, and then she threw his Oh my god, damn it, 665 00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:00,880 dude, try that again, dude, bag, that's horrible. That's not 666 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:05,039 what happened at all. But he blames it all on Laura. He has 667 00:50:05,119 --> 00:50:08,079 no accountability for sleeping with this young lady. I don't like this at all. 668 00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:10,119 I don't like this at all. Well, you know what, who 669 00:50:10,159 --> 00:50:13,559 else didn't like it? Margo? She shots him off and calls him a 670 00:50:13,599 --> 00:50:15,599 fuck boy. Good on you, Margot. Now I'm not talking about the 671 00:50:15,639 --> 00:50:19,800 show. I'm talking about this. I don't like this. Have you heard 672 00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,880 it? Did I talk about this the CNC? Have you ever heard about 673 00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:35,000 this c NC NC consensual non non consensual as I saw this thing the other 674 00:50:35,079 --> 00:50:37,599 day this, and we'll wrap up the choss' is this thing the other day? 675 00:50:37,639 --> 00:50:40,559 It's like one of these fucking you know, YouTube like first aid things, 676 00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:45,559 and this guy's asking this girl what porn she watches. She looks great, 677 00:50:45,639 --> 00:50:49,719 question, she looks like a substitute teacher. She looks like a like 678 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:53,440 a I don't know, she's very a placid. She's like a butter churner. 679 00:50:53,519 --> 00:50:58,239 She's in some kind of burlap overalls, jumpsuit whatever. Let me guess 680 00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:04,280 she answered no, wrong, guess no, actually right, guess she did 681 00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:08,639 answer the question and she said non consensual, non consenting, And he's like, 682 00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:12,960 what the fuck does that mean? She said rape play? Well, 683 00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:16,159 it's like, what the fuck I thought she was gonna say? Stepping on? 684 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,679 I you know what, you gotta bleep that, and you gotta you 685 00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:24,519 know what, I think you should bleep a fair amount of I think you 686 00:51:24,559 --> 00:51:29,559 should bleep what Pat said. It's a category that people are really into. 687 00:51:29,599 --> 00:51:32,679 It's like top ten, dude, it can't be top ten. Bleep this 688 00:51:34,119 --> 00:51:38,000 stepping on Asian. It's a top ten porn category. It's just look it 689 00:51:38,079 --> 00:51:43,400 up. It's not. It's on one of those deep websites like q porn 690 00:51:43,599 --> 00:51:45,679 x x x x x x x x x x x x x dot com. 691 00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:50,679 Yeah, it's true. The more xes you put in, the more 692 00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:54,079 like. No, it's not just question it's like questionable. You know. 693 00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:58,679 I listened with so I did guy get a second date? Not sure what? 694 00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:04,719 I'm watching porn and I see these like little twelve minute snapshots essentially condensing 695 00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:08,519 the narrative of of, you know, the tennis instructor having sex with the 696 00:52:08,639 --> 00:52:10,719 client. I'm like, no, no, no, I can't. You 697 00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:15,880 need the story I need. I need to at least figure out who these 698 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:20,440 characters are. So that's when I go to X and x x x X, 699 00:52:21,039 --> 00:52:23,440 and that's where you can feel the feel the real thrust of the full 700 00:52:23,519 --> 00:52:29,159 blown narrative, and then it's there for you to fast forward through one hundred 701 00:52:29,199 --> 00:52:36,320 percent. I want to choose my own adventure. Like it looks like she's 702 00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:39,280 wrapping up grocery shopping. I've got to I've got to skip through. Put 703 00:52:39,679 --> 00:52:44,079 the vegetables in the fridge. Fuck that? Okay? So end of the 704 00:52:44,159 --> 00:52:47,079 show. Okay, Yeah, Carmel and Margot chat. Mar Margot now loves 705 00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:52,559 Harry, although she doesn't want to bang him. Laura then feels where Adam's 706 00:52:52,559 --> 00:52:55,800 at. That was an interesting moment, uh, because she's sitting on Adam 707 00:52:57,079 --> 00:53:00,800 and he shuts the possibilities of that down. And then I guess we start 708 00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:05,480 getting a dinner. Yeah, we get to more Serena and also really quickly, 709 00:53:05,599 --> 00:53:07,320 Luke says one of the douchiest things he could possibly say to Laura. 710 00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:12,239 He's just like, why don't you go get your fucking tally up? Leave 711 00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,519 me the fuck a line, I go fuck a bunch of other people. 712 00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:19,760 But he just says it in a really really gross way. Wom the meal 713 00:53:20,559 --> 00:53:31,400 is? And are you gonna mention where our culinary journey starts off Fridays the 714 00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:35,119 place where I used to have sex with co workers in a parking lot. 715 00:53:35,199 --> 00:53:45,119 Man, Yeah, Hallepennial poppers the sting of the fast casual appetizer like nature 716 00:53:45,199 --> 00:53:50,079 of that dish did not hit me until you said Friday's um. But I'll 717 00:53:50,119 --> 00:53:59,599 take it a step downward. We inter stitzel. I mean, and I 718 00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:01,760 know it's unfair to do that because you can get a gourmet taco or you 719 00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:07,000 could get a Jack in the box taco. But this was this was a 720 00:54:07,039 --> 00:54:13,679 jalepeneo popper and it looked like the kind of halopenio popper where the pepper was 721 00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:20,599 not prepared, like heated down and it's ten style this you know when you 722 00:54:20,679 --> 00:54:22,000 get a haalepeno popper and you're like, oh, this is still kind of 723 00:54:22,119 --> 00:54:27,360 hard and it's too spicy. That's what it looked like it was. She's 724 00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:30,360 not doing a good job. I don't think so either. She's really complaining 725 00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:36,079 about the people aboard the vessel as well. It's like, you know, 726 00:54:36,159 --> 00:54:39,679 what's that thing that people get on in the gymnastics and they do the thing 727 00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:43,639 around the thing and it's like a saddle, you know what I'm talking about, 728 00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:50,400 Like a pilates. I don't know, I haven't seen a gym in 729 00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:52,400 twenty five years, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I don't 730 00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:55,440 know what it's called, but I know you're talking about a man. It's 731 00:54:55,440 --> 00:55:00,280 something to do with a horse. Well, this meal would be like if 732 00:55:00,559 --> 00:55:05,920 yeah, let's go to a different gymnastic snake the what do you call that? 733 00:55:06,119 --> 00:55:14,079 Uh? She didn't land it, you know, Dylan, but she 734 00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:15,719 explains why. By the way, I was curious what you thought about the 735 00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:20,360 color on that meat. Uh, what do you mean? Well, didn't 736 00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:22,480 the lamb look a little undercooked? You? Lamb is supposed to be undercooked. 737 00:55:22,559 --> 00:55:28,000 Lamb is of I don't understand it. It tastes gamy and it's a 738 00:55:28,679 --> 00:55:32,079 it's a baby animal. I don't understand as why it's as ubiquitous as it 739 00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:37,880 is. I love lamb, Okay, Uh, you know, I do 740 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,280 want to mention this, and I touched on this. The boat can be 741 00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:45,519 a dump, but the interior can dress this up. Yeah, White Linen's 742 00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:50,599 fresh flowers. Right. The guests were like fiddling with some decor that was 743 00:55:50,639 --> 00:55:53,159 on. It looks like party City every night. But but the the end 744 00:55:53,199 --> 00:55:58,880 of the episode, we sorry to I feel like I really stepped on you, 745 00:55:59,119 --> 00:56:00,559 not at all if you were asking. Well, by the way, 746 00:56:00,559 --> 00:56:04,920 I was gonna say this little dining hall or whatever the fuck it smells like 747 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:09,719 Grammy's house. Uh her excuse? What does that smell like? Death? 748 00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:22,599 Yeah? Death? Yeah, you relax and fucking turkey meat. Oh we 749 00:56:22,679 --> 00:56:28,599 at the end of the episode because an old banana bread. Are you dying 750 00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:35,639 here? Well? Yeah, oh god, all right, let's knits something 751 00:56:38,159 --> 00:56:42,079 I love. Grandma's good. Grandmas are great. Oh they're great, They're 752 00:56:42,119 --> 00:56:45,599 amazing. They're great until they lose their mind and start saying mean things. 753 00:56:45,679 --> 00:56:47,320 You for some reason, my grandmother told me I was hot. I know. 754 00:56:50,599 --> 00:56:54,400 Ye. Anyway, Zarina's excuse, h you're gonna have a grandma like 755 00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:59,400 the one from Wedding Crashers. Oh, she wanted to fuck everybody. No, 756 00:56:59,559 --> 00:57:05,360 that was Seymour. Oh the grandma thought Eleanor Roosevelt was a bull dyke. 757 00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:12,239 She was very angry. Let's be new yeah yeah yeah. So the 758 00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:15,360 episode ends, well, Zarina has an excuse. She apparently put her blinders 759 00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:22,760 on for Janet her words and kind of forgot about everybody else. This is 760 00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,119 one of those things where it's like you got to just not talk, and 761 00:57:24,199 --> 00:57:27,480 we've all done this, where you're coming up with an excuse and it's just 762 00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:30,159 it's either well, It definitely doesn't make it better. But sometimes it can 763 00:57:30,239 --> 00:57:32,679 make no sense at all, and it's just like not a good thing to 764 00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:37,880 admit you don't even believe what you're saying. It's like, yeah, sorry, 765 00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:42,639 boss, I was just I was really focused on one of my tasks, 766 00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:45,519 which is why I failed on the other ones. It just doesn't make 767 00:57:45,519 --> 00:57:50,079 any sense. But Asha is, I don't want to have to couch it 768 00:57:50,639 --> 00:57:52,360 with this, but I really do feel this way. I love Asia so 769 00:57:52,519 --> 00:57:57,960 much. I think she's such a great person, but her not being that 770 00:57:58,079 --> 00:58:01,119 great of a chief stew is on display here. When the woman says I 771 00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:07,960 don't eat red meat. Asia's question to her the follow up is the tomahawk 772 00:58:08,159 --> 00:58:14,320 is up next? Are you Are you not gonna eat that? There's a 773 00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:16,320 pregnant pause, and she goes, no, I'm not gonna eat that. 774 00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:21,039 So absolute nightmare to and the show. Thanks for sticking in there. I 775 00:58:21,159 --> 00:58:23,800 like the second one's a little loopier. Yeah, you let us know how 776 00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:27,679 it is. Lets have something negative didn't say, then keep it to yourself, 777 00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:30,639 all right. I like that. We'll see you next week. I'm 778 00:58:30,679 --> 00:58:32,400 doing saying goodbye, Pat say goodbye.