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Hey, look fine, wah what
what what? What? What? I'm

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gonna get this nuts. Hey,
everybody, welcome to the snark Tank Podcast.

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Before we get into it. I
keep I'm used to pointing the camera

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over there before we get into it. Patron dot complast the snark Tank go

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over there, or will kill you? Uh, snark Tank dot shop go

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over there or will kill you?
Uh? And that's it, or we'll

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kill you. Also if you don't
go, we'll kill you. Did did

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X twenty two? Scratch you the
FU twenty three or whatever? What the

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hell is there? You got too
late? Like some I got hurt.

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It's fine, don't worry about me. That's a weird hurt man. You

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woke up with scars and everybody you
don't know how you got them? Actually

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actually yes, yes, actually scars
so scar. I think I scratched my

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back really hard when I sleep.
Where to God, I've taken pictures and

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there's claw. You got a ghost
in your house? What you sleep through?

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Notice it's sucking you up. You're
tired, it's just fucking digging.

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Give a cat or something. No, I don't don't. The size of

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the scratches definitely can't be a cat. Like lion. I like the implication

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that he wouldn't know if he had
a cat. You have a cat?

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Yeah, Like I wouldn't have put
it. That wouldn't have been your first

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cat. Did you imagine, Oh
I have a cat? Were the ship's

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coming from my mouth? I don't
know what a hole. I woke it

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up with scratches, but like not
like like like that's crazy. I woke

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it up with like come all over
my bed. And it wasn't me,

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definitely, and it wasn't you,
And it definitely wasn't you, like say

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like it wasn't that the com stain
wasn't anywhere near your your genitals. It

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was just like independent. It was
like the whole other side of the bed

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was came on and I was just
like, who came on? Exactly sixty

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five percent of my bed? Exactly
your percentage? He's mad and he's doing

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mad. It just like trying to
figure it out. He came on this

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much of my sleeping place. Like
the idea of you being okay with a

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certain percentage, Yeah, like fourteen
percent is like whatever. Fourteen percent is

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a lot a lot. It's a
lot, it's not it's a lot of

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your bed. But it's just a
lot of your bed to be covered in

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calm. But you could, you
could absolutely avoid that much of your bed.

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You can, but you gonna be
like you're like, oh you like

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later on you're be like, oh, there's come right there. I five

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percent, and you're gonna touch some
of that coum you're touching no matter where

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it is. If they smart something, it isn't like one percent too much

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for somebody else's come to be on
your bed. No, I'm going like

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five five five, where I'm like, why the fuck did this much?

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Come on? My fuck? You're
very generous and it actually makes me question,

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like all of your sexual deviancy and
like what you get up to to

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be okay with five percent of somebody
else is coming to be of the order.

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Some people just shoot a little early, and you gotta dodge if you

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don't. If you don't dodge a
cum shot, it's your fault. That's

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a wild statement. If you're in
a place where come may come at you

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and you don't dodge it, that's
your fault. I guess that's a different

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distinction. I guess, yeah,
that's how you made it sound like if

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you're on the street and you just
get came on while you're listening to music.

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It's your fault if you can see
the shot being loaded right and shot

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and you don't dive out of the
way. We gotta get out the way.

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You can still overreact. That's just
not understanding the telegraphing kind of thing.

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Like someone's like someone's looking at you
to have that weird like in their

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hands moving they're coming at you,
you know, like the like the fucking

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the dead eyes. You gotta get
out either that you gotta get them verse

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that's crazy to one of his eyes
being blind and with not I was a

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piece of guy that would use the
dead eye during like the fucking simple mission.

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We have to shoot the birds,
but you could easily shoot the birds

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regularly. But I'm like, not
fu this. I want to definitely win,

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not with dead eye the birds and
be like what the fu, dude.

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It's so satisfying because the sounds,
with the sounds of the it's just

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they sound so much more like it's
it's mega satisfying, right, So like

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I have to do it as much
as humanly possible. It's never my ship

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never has a chance to like really
charge because like I just want to use

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it immediately up though, but end
of the game probably had like mad like

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right high that eye level. I
didn't use it that much in like other

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than big fights, like every big
shoot out using that. Other than that,

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I'm just like, nah, I'm
just sitting my in the back of

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regular shot. Then I would kind
of forget about it sometimes, and I

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forget about them the big ones,
actually yeah, because I'm too busy,

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kind of like being a stupid cowboy. Like You're like, I'm not,

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I'm not stationary, so you're like
and then I'm running because you're sprinting at

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like mock ten and becoming salmons in
the middle. But those people, a

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lot of them too, especially the
cops. The cops and the and and

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a lot of the gangs they sprint
too. And I'm like, what do

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you why are you I'm playing stupid? You know what I mean? Why

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are you not listen staying don't fucking
get all brave? And I'm like,

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dude, wait, wait, it's
happening. Against happen. We have to

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we should probably put a moratorium on
it on some level. Can we can

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we go a single episode without talking
read it as it possible. I don't

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know. I don't know. I
don't know if it's possible. I think

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we just need to get out of
our system. Look thinking, I think

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maybe it's like it. Maybe it
might be as hard as him trying not

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to say the in word. I
remember, remember that, Remember how fast

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you failed, Remember how I did
the new your solution and I failed a

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few minutes later. Yeah, exactly
a few minutes later another that it is

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like my bad, guys, exactly, I've fucked up again. But I

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had the same resolution I failed immediately
to that crazy. You were mild inconvenience.

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Yeah, I watched the video of
somebody else rubbing their toe. You

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were that crazy. I'm an mpath. Sure make it listen. No more

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read that, no read this episode. Is that it's done. Next episode,

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none of it. We won't talk
about it at all. I'll make

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a special exception for uh no,
no, none of that's allowed. Very

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little. But we can't get intro
that episode with the clip again. But

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no morror, no more saying it. I'll stand by it just to make

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people mad as fu. Yeah,
I thought about that. I was like,

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I gotta put this in again.
Another call open, just because just

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because there's a handful of people talking
ship. I'm like, how dare you?

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That's such a petty existence. I
feel I've seen more comments of people

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saying, don't listen, don't listen. I've seen more people s ain't don't

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listen to them, all right,
listen. There's there's a lot of there's

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a lot of actual stuff to talk
There's a lot of stuff to actually talk

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about. There's obviously Juneteenth, which
happened, and there was a big concert

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I think it was it on the
day it was one. Uh somebody told

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me was is it was it?
Whose concert? Was it? It was

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Kendrick streamed a concert. Can stream
the concert Amazon? Right, it was

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on Amazon and he had a set
and it I don't even know how to

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you, how would you describe that
set? The greatest collaboration of hate and

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music history towards one person. Yeah, entertainment history. Because there were a

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bunch of non musicians up there.
It was a celebration of of just Drake's

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wackedness, and it was it was
like they came together. It's one of

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it's one of the it's it's one
of the things where it actually no joke

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made me feel a little bit bad. D I didn't feel a little bad.

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I was like, because what happens
is this, right if he's imagine

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getting called a pedophile when you're just
not, like he may very well be.

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He may he's see that's the that's
the thing that I'm like, it

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hasn't been proven, but like,
what if you're not, Like, what

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if you're if you're not actually not, he just said that, and then

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it's like everybody in the universe him
actually you know, texting Millie, Bobby

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Brown and all that ship was just
him genuinely like he it's it was like

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a was actually a nice guy.
Understand he grew up stupid in that in

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Canada. Yeah, everybody's just like
super happy, just like, oh there's

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no problem with this, yeah,
and he's just genuine It was just it

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was genuinely just a misunderstanding. Genuinely
he was being nice to a famous fan.

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Yeah, he doesn't turns into that. You know. What made me

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think about that actually recently was because
Kai was a Ka Senate Kai Sinnant.

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I can't don't know what the senate
like his last name. It makes no

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sense that it's a weird ass last
name. He's always he's bothered me ever

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since he started that fucking riot in
Manhattan that we've just pretended to forget,

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We've just ps four thing. He
was giving out free fucking consoles to people

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in the streets of Manhattan's like okay, yeah, great, yeah, that's

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really you could Well he's young and
dumb, that's all there's. You're a

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young dumb man. He's from New
York. But he's like, you're dumb.

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You're dumb, because right you can't. Kase El ring Stream was great,

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like it's not about like everything he's
ever done al ready, but that

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like that bothered me a lot,
so like I just never cared to catch

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up on his stuff. But he
I think I think it was him,

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But it was like some he was
at like a birthday party for like Willow

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Smith or something, and he like
made it just like oh he's hanging out

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with Willow Smith and everybody's like,
oh my god, what the fuck is

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that weird? And I was thinking, like, it is it possible that

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that is just like the gift you
know, where it's like, hey,

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come spend time with this, you
know what I mean. It's more like

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a like you you I owe you
for some reason. It's I don't think

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he just linked up with Willow Smith
for no reason. What happens is this,

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right? They just you you're famous. When your famous, your interactions

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are a bit different. Cause think
of it like this. You can be

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a famous grown man and your your
your co host as a child, you

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know, so you're just around the
child a lot. You know. You

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may you may grab lunch with them
because you're working with them so often you

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have, they get closer stuff like
that. But that's the nature of being

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famous, you know. Like obviously
Joekeshi and mcaulay culk and getting ice cream

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Sundays happened at home. I don't
know, probably, I mean it may

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have the world, you know,
like you're a rich young person, like

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think of it like you probably you
guys might remember to well, but Zoe

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Kravitz, she was at ship.
She's not a fucking been in which he

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was younger. I'm sure there's a
kid from from Stranger Things who was like

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drunk as fucking at eighteen at like
some party, and know he was.

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He got upset because no one would
take shots with him. And it's like,

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I mean, dude, you're a
fucking eighteen You can't drink. Yeah,

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please get really funny because it's there
was a video of you know the

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kid that plays dustin the Little Adorable
One. Yeah, oh yeah, where

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he was getting like sexually harassed by
like a forty year old woman. Is

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that the one you're talking about?
No, there was there was, That's

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real. He's telling you. He
was telling a story on like so and

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it was, dude, did you
see any treat Justin Bieber when he was

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younger, Like, we we hated
him so much our age group, we

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were like, I hate that guy
looking at this interviews he was a little

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punk dude. It was it was
they were real. They did the same

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thing though I'm freaking Britney too,
but it was a girl, so it

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was more alright, yeah so but
yeah we can do that to women's fine,

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yeah, but just young justin Like
there'd be some times it was like

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why don't just like take off your
shirt at the story He's like, I

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have little girl fans. Yeah.
Yeah, those interviews around they were weird.

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They're like this kid, is this
this seventeen year old right now?

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This forty year old? Yeah,
the forty old women on stage who are

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like nibbling out his neck at award
shows and ship and even like cringe away.

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It's it's pretty wild. That is
that is absurd. I know we've

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talked about this before them in the
last episode we talked about it. We've

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talked about double snaps all the time. But like, it's still wild to

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see that ship like still that well, that's what I'm talking about. This

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is the crux of my argument the
other day. We're just like, dude,

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it's very it's very real, and
women specifically just don't don't care well

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because there's no line for the Mutually
we've been like, oh, they're not

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predators. That's how we that's how
we've because so many of us have been

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them. That's the thing is like. And it's just like other things that

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they do too. Men can't,
dude, bro, we three cannot get

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in a king sized bed and sleep
together and not be considered gay. But

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women can do that. Literally,
it would become good probably, I mean

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it might be. It might say. That's what allows me to say the

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slurs that I said, that's swayable. We're already sway activated. Literally,

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like it's like, yo, you
alls want to suck digs, Like yeah,

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we're all bored anyway, and on
sleeping. Really we're all bored.

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But when we first moved in with
each other, we had one mattress in

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the living room and we all slept
on part of the mattress when we first

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there. But we all like,
yeah, like I slept on the corner

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of my legs and head around the
ground, and for me it was just

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my chest on the mattress and my
legs. Crazy dog. Yeah, back

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to that. It's hilarious. I
forgot about that. That is Yeah,

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that was also gay, yeah,
probably, but whatever, it's fine.

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We moved past it. Yeah,
closet, very closet, and you gotta

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really break down that closet door though
I understand it's metal door. In fact,

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it's the vault. But that's the
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like young, young, rich people
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And probably her, me and Drake
was like a very could have been could

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have been very innocent. There's her
possibility. The thing about it very likely,

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but definitely for her possible, for
him, right possible. The thing

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about it is that it's just like
it is very funny to another sketch to

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imagine that this is like one of
the because that was an argument with Michael

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Jackson, right, there's like always
a misunderstood he's just very child like or

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whatever. Yeah he fed up in
the head. Yeah yeah, which I

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just don't. I think I think
very likely it was still on the fence

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with that one. For me,
I think there was misconduct. I think

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there was misconducent no matter what,
I do not entirely believe with sexual I

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haven't. That's where I just haven't
made a decision because the information I've received,

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the information I've received, the the
the people that the people that have

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said no, he never did anything
to me, and then later on like

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Oprah's company that did that documentary leaving
never Land aware that she was in charge

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of all of a sudden, people
came out and were like, no,

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he did do stuff. And I'm
like, damn, I don't know what

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to believe. But look, let's
just say for me, it's Razor.

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That's just say, Okham's Razor.
I totally I understand, I totally understand,

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yes is right, But I think
the hundred percent based on like what

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we've seen, how the situations have
been like, because there's a lot of

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people that say the contrary entirely,
Like there's a want of these people that

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were there with him that were like, nothing happened, and there's other people

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that were like this happened. They
were like, no, it did not.

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I was there with you that it
happened. So the case gets dropped

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and then the case gets reopened.
The case gets dropped, and it's like

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at a certain point he's dead,
to leave him alone, Like what do

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you I don't know what you're going. It's just a state getting getting money

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from the estate. Yeah, but
like look, let's extrap lave that to

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Drake because with it was he is. I just feel like, can we

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give Drake a pass in ignorance?
We're telling a whatever underage girl, I

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miss you so much texting her that
can that? Ever? Can you can

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you be that stupid? Potentially?
I think because I can see if I

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can, I can imagine a potential
like brain chemistry where you're like, well,

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I'm not doing anything wrong, so
like why would I care how it

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comes across if I'm just not guilty, you know what I mean. It's

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but then it's also like, do
you think you'd be this stupid? Say,

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for example, say a hard day
of shooting or whatever. They're working

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together. Who knows whatever they're doing. Maybe they're I don't fucking care they're

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they're they're in the same room.
Millie's been complaining about her back or something,

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and Drake's like, oh, let
me take care of I'm just gonna

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be a good fucking friend. Like
would you be, like, no,

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you should have the fucking where you
should know that as a grown adult,

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you have to understand that the older
you get, the more you have to

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separate yourself from younger. You have
to think about it, like you have

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to separate. You can't. You
can't do you know, like my my

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nieces and my nephews and they're not
even technically legally children anymore. They're all

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like at least eighteen nineteen years old
now, right, But even then,

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I'm like, if you text me
about an important thing a birthday, wish,

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you need some money, you need
a car ride or something like that,

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and that's it. That's our conversations
go. Yeah, you can't be

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my friend yet you're not an adult
to me technically. Yeah, you know

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that's the nation. This is this
is for your family. Yeah, he

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is of my nephews. Your family
is different. That's kind of I understand

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that that's actually kind of insane.
Understand right, I get, I get

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what you mean, But what interactions
are we gonna have with my fucking twelve

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year old niece? Like, what
are we gonna talk to you? What

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do you mean like no, no, no, no other other then familial

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stuff like this conversation we would have. I don't understand what you're I'm not

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talking about, like going out to
clubs with your niece, maybe like the

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type of conversations that Millie said that
her and Drake were having. Oh he

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was giving me boy advice and ship, like I can't imagine giving mine.

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I'm I'm a, i'm a.
I can't imagine figure I bet them only

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that's it. We only talk about
parental and familial things. Nothing. Some

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people talk to their parents about that
stuff. That was what I'm saying.

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Some people do have that. I
can't fathom that personal because my parents are

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so much older than me that,
Like, I can imagine that if my

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parents were like a lot younger,
my friend she became my friend later on

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in my life. I don't have
relationships like that with my older family at

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all, Like say, being able
to talk about because I know, I'll

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see moms and daughters having conversations about
oh uh, sexual conversations casually and if

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that's healthy in fact, that it's
a healthy thing now at its entire it's

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entirely forwarn to me, but it
is probably it strikes me as it strikes

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me as something that's like that's probably
like the best case scenario, probably better.

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Yeah, as they get older,
yeah, one hundred percent. Yeah.

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Yeah, because me and my grandmother
would talk about like life and bullshit

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eventually in our lives, you know, like we are called and we would

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have conversations about like what's going on, how is my mental state? Like

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how she's feeling, and stuff like
that. But that was like when I

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was like twenty one years old.
I was already like an already like on

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my adulting way. Because I feel
like you shouldn't. I don't think you

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should converse with your parents abut stuff
like that. I just feel uncomfortable how

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I like, just like any anything
other than advice or like just information,

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I feel like it's it's a very
I feel like your parents are probably the

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people that you should probably be most
transparent with. Probably I feel in an

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ideal situation, I feel like transparency
is one thing, but that's a different

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kind of thing to me. It's
just awkward, Like I don't want I

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don't want to have a company.
It seems like word it's awkward. Yeah,

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But like I also wish it wasn't
you know what I mean? Like

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I would I would like to have
that kind of relationship, but I don't.

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I don't think that's like really possible
at this point. It happened.

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It's as ship sailed. There's too
much mom and dad. Yeah, they're

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too much during the during the pandemic. So I had AH when I was

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birth, Like I had like some
issues. And one of the issues that

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I learned way later in my life
was I could have lost my right nut.

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I could have lost it. I
could have lost it. They had

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to do some surgery thing to like
correct it, and like I could have

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it was just in a it was
in a crazy situation and like there was

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like me growing up there they're scarring
on my sack that I didn't know what

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it was. I just didn't.
I literally didn't know. And I think

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I conjured something up just to like
excuse whatever it is. But I learned

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not that long ago from talking to
my mom finally about just because I was

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talking about like just the options of
having kid or whatever or something like that,

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and then we start talking about you
like that, and then she was

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mentioned the surgery then I had,
and I'm like, is that what?

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That fuck? That was like four
years ago, and it was, but

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it was still weird. I want
to talk to my mom about my fucking

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nutsack. Dude, it feels so
weird. But it was actually very beneficial

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for me to understand something saying if
anybody wouldn't if anybody would have the best

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advice for you, it would be
it would it would be those people like,

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hey, mom, but I have
this problem. My mom would be

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like, I'm dead, Why are
you contacting me? Anyway? We anyway,

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listen, we bring we bring all
of this up specifically to just dead.

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We bring all of this up specifically
because uh so, look, man,

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at this Kendrick show, just everybody
came on and it was he He

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performed not like us, like five
times. The last three times he wasn't

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even singing. You know what's crazy? Everyone first seen like people that were

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talking about the concert before it even
happened. I was listening to ninety two

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point three or five or whatever.
It's like this new good hip hop station.

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And then the even they were talking
about He's like this motherfucker's probably gonna

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form it at least three times.
Everybody was kind of being and then I

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was I was thinking, that's overkilled. That you just need to do like

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two times one time and in an
encore. That's what I was. That's

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what my thought. I couldn't have
been more. Yeah, Epia, he

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opened with euphoria, so you knew
some function was inbound. Yeah, he

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opened, and then to be fair, the first two times he didn't do

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the whole thing. He went up
to like the just before the chorus started

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the first two times, and then
he started again, and then he played

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it through the next two times and
it's just like yo, so and then

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he The most niagural part of it, to be was that he had Doctor

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Drake fucking whisper the fucking intro to
it, which I was like, that

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is so cruel, Like I honestly
at this point, I'm just impressed.

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If Drake wakes up, you know, I'd hire somebody to go after Kendrick.

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Bro. You gotta you gotta retaliate. You can't because then that's the

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worst thing. Even let's just say
independently, one of Drake's fans does something

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to Kendrick, Drake's gonna kill Drake. Theyoul kill He's forever. So I

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would be like, Drake probably can't
come back here. Actually genuinely, seriously,

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yeah, I wouldn't. You can't
come back, can you do?

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Is there anything there was? There
was the slopes up there. There were

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freaking they were bomped and pirules up
there. They were freaking rolling rolling six

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is up there. I was like, crazy, I'm sure every like I

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saw every kind of flag up there. I was like, that is crazy.

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It's so rare when they all come
together. This was one of those

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moments. It was like excision.
Yeah. It was like in when everybody

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comes together the final It was like
when people were like pup everybody. But

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this was a celebration. It wasn't
a fight. It was a celebration.

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Man. It was like a function. It was the biggest function of all

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time. I just couldt like.
I actually like, at that point I

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really kind of did feel bad for
him. At that point, I was

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like, because I don't even I
don't think there's a single individual who has

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had this much negative energy energy put
towards them, and think, but think

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about it, not even probably,
but the ratio, Like, think about

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what Hitler has done. He deserves
it. What is Drake? We don't

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even know if Drake didn't we lied
about some ship. We know he lied

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about ship. You know for sure
is that Drake is creepy and lame.

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He's just corny and that people and
everyone hates him and they're singing stadium wide

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lyrics about him being there. Was
Lebron was there. Lebron is one of

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Drake's best homie. I think they've
had like podcasts together. Possibly, I

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think, I don't know if Lebron, I don't know if Lebron was singing

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probably, I don't think he'd probably, but Lebron was absolutely he was gonna

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miss that ship. He wasn't gonna
miss that. Like, dude, if

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if you live in l A and
you're you're going, you're gonna go to

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that. Even even his wife,
everybody his wife he's not good with.

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She was up there in the bleacher
singing for him in the front frow of

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the bleachers, and I was like, damn, do you ever think about

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how good, like how happy?
How good it is to not be like

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that, Yeah, to not be
that like, oh, like I woke

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up this morning, I was just
like, oh man, thank god I'm

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not I'm Alex or thank god I'm
not Drake. You know what I mean.

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It's just like it seems like a
terrible existence. That's actually that's a

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good that is a good observer.
What the fuck does that feel like?

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I can't even like, what do
I feel like? Do you wake up

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and you know it's like like me
when a guy wakes up and like the

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cold sweat the dude from red and
stimpy? Oh yeah, yeah yeah,

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wake up and you know the world. You could probably feel the world chanting

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hat You can probably feel that much
like that much hatred towards you manifest in

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a noticeable way outside of you just
hearing. You can probably feel like they

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from my downfall so bad? If
you're Drake. Are you watching that concert?

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Yeah? Problem? Yeah? I
think those are one of those things

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where I think I would have to
skip it to charge me because I'd have

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to do some evil ship he has. I think he can't go down that

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run. He can't do anything I
think he has. He's not he's not

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corny in like an mc hammer way
he has where like he's like calling up

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radio stations being like I'm gonna get
you with the no non't. He has

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to go to the complete opposite route, just be a clown. He has

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to let people see he has this
the way that we saw him when he

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released his first like album. That's
where he needs to go back to that.

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I would, i would let the
hate consume me, and I'd become

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such a worst version of myself.
You should do a song to the circus

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beat. Actually, basically what was
so stupid? I still I think there's

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still people you gotta do. Is
you gotta do a video where he like

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this is really fuck. The video
on about some girl in the brons,

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like two lesbian girls, right yeah, and one of them she and another

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one so the girls like this is
your mother and she started slapping her mother,

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like in the hallway, beating up
her mom. I've seen that.

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I would do see that video.
I would let such I would become the

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worst vedgeon of myself. It'd be
like when a symbio takes over and it's

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slowly like growing over your face,
and I'd be like, I'm gonna do

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some function the Kendrick, I'm gona
blow up his block that this is kind

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of like in a size isn't doing
anything. But did you see that thing

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about I think it was like a
pro Fortnite player and he had like this

405
00:26:38.240 --> 00:26:42.480
public but he had like this whole
statement about like how me and whoever are

406
00:26:42.960 --> 00:26:45.279
have split up or whatever. I
gotta focus on work or whatever. It's

407
00:26:45.319 --> 00:26:52.480
like some breakup thing between some Fortnite
gamer and his egirl girlfriend. Everybody was

408
00:26:52.519 --> 00:26:56.160
like, my god, how do
you fumble this? And it's just like

409
00:26:56.279 --> 00:27:00.400
whoa who cares? Oh? Was
that that was a long time ago when

410
00:27:00.440 --> 00:27:03.119
he was focusing on colle dude or
some shit or that's another one that's this

411
00:27:03.240 --> 00:27:07.440
is this is another one that's reasonally
in the last couple of days, and

412
00:27:07.559 --> 00:27:10.720
everybody's like, how I I would
I would kill myself if I fumble this,

413
00:27:10.839 --> 00:27:15.839
And it's just like people come on
because that's why people that never had

414
00:27:15.880 --> 00:27:18.200
anything like that always say that ship. Yeah. People on Twitter, when

415
00:27:18.240 --> 00:27:22.960
they learn about compatibility issues, they
can't handle it. They like, if

416
00:27:22.039 --> 00:27:26.240
I broke up with Lily, I'd
be like devastated, But that's been my

417
00:27:26.319 --> 00:27:33.519
partner for seven plus years. That
makes sense. Breaking up with my girlfriend

418
00:27:33.599 --> 00:27:37.759
no matter my life, because we're
compatible. It's like not worth ending your

419
00:27:37.839 --> 00:27:41.680
existence for I just always hate those
posts of just like like whenever it's like

420
00:27:41.720 --> 00:27:45.480
a photo of like some some girl
like looking hot in a photo, and

421
00:27:45.559 --> 00:27:47.559
it's like, how do you funk
this up? And it's just like you

422
00:27:47.759 --> 00:27:52.559
you have no idea what's going on
in that relationship with Sniper was with a

423
00:27:52.599 --> 00:27:55.839
sniper Wolves was a great example.
And her old boyfriend, her old boyfriend

424
00:27:55.839 --> 00:27:59.319
who also like I mean that he
cheated on her and he was fucking fat

425
00:27:59.359 --> 00:28:03.440
and girls in horrible her with another
bad bitch too. That's crazy. I

426
00:28:03.559 --> 00:28:07.880
was like, game bro got that
is crazy, But like I remember,

427
00:28:08.319 --> 00:28:11.200
how could you fumble Sniper? Was
like, she's insane? Yeah, like

428
00:28:11.240 --> 00:28:15.359
why are you think you? I
don't even know. I wouldn't. I

429
00:28:15.359 --> 00:28:18.200
would not have the opportunity to fumble
Sniper because I wouldn't be anywhere near her.

430
00:28:18.640 --> 00:28:22.440
Like I just like the things that
you know about. But see those

431
00:28:22.519 --> 00:28:29.079
guys that say me today, no, they would they yesterday, me later

432
00:28:29.200 --> 00:28:32.920
today, two and a half years
ago. I'm not into any of that

433
00:28:33.000 --> 00:28:37.480
ship. She's never definitely, I've
never been whatever. There's like the shining

434
00:28:37.599 --> 00:28:38.960
star like. I don't like any
of that. Ship I have a shining

435
00:28:40.000 --> 00:28:42.680
star like there's always all eyes on
me. Oh yeah, I'm not into

436
00:28:42.720 --> 00:28:48.519
any of that. I'm not into
girls. Crazy of them are probably there's

437
00:28:48.599 --> 00:28:51.799
potential, but there's a lot of
them that are obviously just normal. Even

438
00:28:51.839 --> 00:28:52.960
my friends, my friends out there. The egos. I love you guys.

439
00:28:53.000 --> 00:28:56.119
You guys are great. Look you're
probably mad if you once you get

440
00:28:56.480 --> 00:29:00.279
mad. There's too many people that
don't know how to control their ego once

441
00:29:00.319 --> 00:29:03.839
to get an audience. And there's
a thing that I just don't when people.

442
00:29:03.039 --> 00:29:07.160
I notice those people, and you
can tell the difference between the humble

443
00:29:07.480 --> 00:29:10.279
person that's just chilled and they're like, I'm thankful for this thing that I've

444
00:29:10.319 --> 00:29:12.160
gotten this opportunity, and then the
person that thinks they deserve it. Yeah,

445
00:29:12.200 --> 00:29:15.119
look at me, dude. As
soon as I was got a fucking

446
00:29:15.200 --> 00:29:17.480
name one the internet, I start
to put a move of traffic, like

447
00:29:17.599 --> 00:29:22.160
literally I was walking down of walking
in the cars coming. I don't understand

448
00:29:22.200 --> 00:29:30.920
the correlationfication. I'm like, oh
my god, now right, people go

449
00:29:30.039 --> 00:29:33.400
from people go from thank you,
sir, may I have some more to

450
00:29:33.640 --> 00:29:42.039
uh fucking for real, though,
dude, I hope you I hope you're

451
00:29:42.039 --> 00:29:45.720
having a really really good sleep at
least many I hope you're sleep is good

452
00:29:45.720 --> 00:29:49.200
at least because gosh, bro,
I just I don't know. I'm sorrying

453
00:29:49.200 --> 00:29:52.920
to figure out. It just seems
so fair. It needs he just you

454
00:29:53.039 --> 00:29:56.599
know what he did or not like
what he did. Specifically, he brought

455
00:29:56.759 --> 00:30:02.599
back that podcast with Keen Star.
What do you mean he brought back who

456
00:30:03.079 --> 00:30:07.039
keeam Star? Tommy c and Colossal
is Crazy? You remember that podcast?

457
00:30:07.079 --> 00:30:11.039
I remember that podcast was gone a
million years ago, and David did an

458
00:30:11.039 --> 00:30:15.039
episode. He did an episode about
I'm Alex because they said our very last

459
00:30:15.079 --> 00:30:18.880
episode, however, many years ago, was about I'm Alex, and so

460
00:30:18.960 --> 00:30:21.039
they're like, we have to bring
it back to talk about him, because

461
00:30:21.119 --> 00:30:25.000
I guess it was vindication they were
talking about. They said this guy sucks

462
00:30:25.160 --> 00:30:27.160
ass, and a lot of people
just didn't listen. I guess, yeah,

463
00:30:27.400 --> 00:30:29.920
I didn't. I mean, to
be fair, I only saw a

464
00:30:29.960 --> 00:30:32.880
handful of those episodes. Yeah,
I didn't see one about it because I

465
00:30:33.079 --> 00:30:36.240
like, I like Colossal, but
like I don't, I never really I

466
00:30:37.319 --> 00:30:41.279
said, not sit down and give
kam Star reviews. I can't do it.

467
00:30:41.880 --> 00:30:44.559
I can't. I can't be like, oh, I'm gonna watch it,

468
00:30:44.640 --> 00:30:48.359
keem like even during the whole entire
hym and H three bullshit, I

469
00:30:48.440 --> 00:30:51.680
would read the text of the video. I wouldn't even watch it. That

470
00:30:51.839 --> 00:30:56.640
is theme of you. I just
disagree with him being alive most of the

471
00:30:56.720 --> 00:31:03.640
time, Bro, I just so
V disagree. I feel different, dude,

472
00:31:03.680 --> 00:31:07.920
I just I guess I've moved when
I when I think about the perspective

473
00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:10.839
of everything, I was like,
oh, because he was the Internet villain,

474
00:31:10.960 --> 00:31:15.759
right and yeah when I was when
I really he is a heel and

475
00:31:15.799 --> 00:31:18.480
I started annoying, of course,
but that was his role. He loved,

476
00:31:18.519 --> 00:31:22.599
he cherished it, he nourished like
you giving that hate to him.

477
00:31:22.640 --> 00:31:26.160
That's what he fed off of.
That's why I don't. I just away.

478
00:31:26.519 --> 00:31:29.319
I cut him all that ship.
It's like, Okay, these people

479
00:31:29.319 --> 00:31:32.480
are playing roles, so I don't. I don't care somebody. I do

480
00:31:32.599 --> 00:31:37.400
want to say something moving from those
guys. Ian Miles Chong got a whiff

481
00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:44.200
of our podcast. You're lying,
Yeah, so I can't. I thought

482
00:31:44.240 --> 00:31:52.160
he was dead, so so did
I. Dude, is crazy like this?

483
00:31:52.480 --> 00:31:55.599
The next time I thought it actually
happened this time. I was like,

484
00:31:55.640 --> 00:31:56.720
okause I thought the other time was
like that was a joke, every

485
00:31:57.079 --> 00:32:01.920
good. But then this time people
people were actually they convinced me, and

486
00:32:02.039 --> 00:32:05.920
I thought, oh, I guess
the government really did kill him this time,

487
00:32:05.920 --> 00:32:08.880
the Malaysian government. But apparently so
somebody. And I hate when people

488
00:32:08.920 --> 00:32:13.599
do this. Please don't do this. Don't if we're talking about somebody or

489
00:32:13.640 --> 00:32:16.400
whatever, post whatever you want,
don't fucking tag them. Let them find

490
00:32:16.440 --> 00:32:20.200
it on their own. It's way
better. It's way better for these people

491
00:32:20.319 --> 00:32:22.440
for something to kind of take off
and then they just stumble upon it and

492
00:32:22.480 --> 00:32:27.720
you're like, what the fuck?
Then you going at whatever his at name

493
00:32:27.839 --> 00:32:30.319
is and being like ha ha,
look what Derek said about Yeah, the

494
00:32:30.359 --> 00:32:32.599
guy. To be fair, the
guy wasn't snitching like, oh, I

495
00:32:32.640 --> 00:32:37.759
don't like I'm a fan of Ian
Miles Tung. It is just generally,

496
00:32:37.880 --> 00:32:40.400
like it's just basic courtesy, Like
we're not going to like not say what

497
00:32:40.519 --> 00:32:44.400
we feel on the show, right, but we're not. Also, this

498
00:32:44.519 --> 00:32:46.319
isn't an effort to like hide what
we're saying about people. What it is

499
00:32:46.440 --> 00:32:52.119
is just like they don't need that
in their existence. Yeah, dude,

500
00:32:52.160 --> 00:32:53.279
people have people. People would do
this to me all the time. They

501
00:32:53.279 --> 00:32:55.720
would send me like, oh,
this is what this person said about you,

502
00:32:55.839 --> 00:32:58.440
or this is like a video that
somebody made about He was like,

503
00:32:58.440 --> 00:33:00.079
I don't care. I don't need
this, don't care even a little bit.

504
00:33:00.079 --> 00:33:04.319
I don't care at all unless it's
funny, Like why would you share

505
00:33:04.359 --> 00:33:07.200
this with it? Like, I
don't need to hear this. If treat

506
00:33:07.240 --> 00:33:08.720
me, she never says anything about
me. Please send it to me because

507
00:33:08.839 --> 00:33:14.319
he's hilarious. Other than that,
nigga, I don't care because pretty much

508
00:33:14.319 --> 00:33:15.319
anything else I've seen on me,
I was like, this is fucking boring.

509
00:33:15.440 --> 00:33:21.880
Yeah's not. I couldn't imagine caring
about what. I couldn't imagine.

510
00:33:21.920 --> 00:33:24.640
We give our opinions, but we're
not like seeking these people out to like

511
00:33:24.720 --> 00:33:28.200
trash talk. You know. No, it's not. We're not trying to

512
00:33:28.200 --> 00:33:30.640
get some and be for something.
I don't give a fuck. But he

513
00:33:30.720 --> 00:33:35.279
did say so. He said that
he wow, very look at this unprofessional

514
00:33:36.400 --> 00:33:44.400
like but not disturbed. Literally it
is literally he pushed past. It was

515
00:33:44.640 --> 00:33:50.519
in her genetics bro that her brother. Of course, why is it like

516
00:33:50.559 --> 00:33:52.960
I need you Kingston, I need
you. I need you so much like

517
00:33:53.119 --> 00:34:04.759
Lily Lily died not even not choking
up, not he's dead, then he

518
00:34:04.880 --> 00:34:08.159
died. But who got a video? Egles like yeah, of course,

519
00:34:09.079 --> 00:34:15.159
yeah, I'll be there in like
twenty minutes. You want to jump in

520
00:34:15.199 --> 00:34:17.960
through the blackgirld nights fighting Like yeah, I guess man, I'll be there

521
00:34:19.000 --> 00:34:22.559
in a second. Dude, you
know you're soulless, but you but you're

522
00:34:22.679 --> 00:34:24.400
you're like, yeah, I'll be
there in a second. Oh yeah,

523
00:34:24.440 --> 00:34:28.119
dude, I got a house for
myself. Man, I'm alone. The

524
00:34:28.239 --> 00:34:30.119
best of best of h I don't
know, best elected Drake. I guess

525
00:34:30.199 --> 00:34:32.639
yeah, best luck to Drake.
Oh. I just wanted to say,

526
00:34:32.800 --> 00:34:37.320
uh Ian Miles he's in Apparently he's
in Japan. Now he did flee.

527
00:34:38.280 --> 00:34:45.559
He can't actually be slaughtered by the
Malaysian government because it makes sense though that

528
00:34:45.440 --> 00:34:49.519
he's not, because I think he
really would have been killing He was definitely

529
00:34:49.599 --> 00:34:53.119
he definitely what what was it?
So? Well? So he the Southeast

530
00:34:53.159 --> 00:34:58.079
Asia, like the Philippines, all
those places, they're all heavily Muslims.

531
00:34:58.199 --> 00:35:01.039
Yeah, of course. And he's
just been trash. He's just been like,

532
00:35:01.119 --> 00:35:05.480
you know, he's doing the griff, like he's propping up Israel because

533
00:35:05.519 --> 00:35:07.159
that's the rights of fucking with Jews, now, you know, I like

534
00:35:07.199 --> 00:35:09.239
that. The hard right is usually
like, oh fuck Jews, but now

535
00:35:09.280 --> 00:35:12.920
they're like, oh Jews are cool. It so weird, it's it's so

536
00:35:13.119 --> 00:35:16.440
it's nothing makes none of it makes
it. Oh fucking we McCarthyism. We

537
00:35:16.559 --> 00:35:19.719
hate the fucking reds, you know, the Rooskies, And now all of

538
00:35:19.719 --> 00:35:21.320
a sudden, oh, Russia rules, And I'm like, dude, you

539
00:35:21.400 --> 00:35:23.880
guys just are inconsistent about everything.
That's a lot of people that's not even

540
00:35:23.920 --> 00:35:28.199
like necessarily excusive to them, though, Like that is just a modern politics

541
00:35:28.239 --> 00:35:31.159
problem because we've like had this like
dual party like bullshit. Yeah, so

542
00:35:31.280 --> 00:35:35.760
long. It's like not these a
lot of these don't fit into the same

543
00:35:35.800 --> 00:35:37.760
places. Yeah, but we're stuck
like I'm a Democrat or like I'm a

544
00:35:37.760 --> 00:35:40.880
Republican. It's like most of you
are not either of most of you are

545
00:35:40.960 --> 00:35:47.599
just gay. Like actually, though, he's just dumb and gay and stupidding

546
00:35:47.760 --> 00:35:51.920
gay and gay. You won't admit
your game. If you admitted your gay,

547
00:35:51.960 --> 00:35:54.559
things will be easier to go one
thousand percent if we all just kind

548
00:35:54.599 --> 00:35:58.000
of went gay. I think the
world will be with heal. We got

549
00:35:58.039 --> 00:36:04.760
that Doctor Octopus kind of angle going
on where he goes where he goes show

550
00:36:04.800 --> 00:36:10.639
up ooga booga booga at the camera. Yeah. Yeah. It's my favorite

551
00:36:10.639 --> 00:36:13.880
scene in Spider Man too, is
that Alfred turns to the camera and goes

552
00:36:13.920 --> 00:36:20.960
ooga booga booga with with his tentagles
butter fingers. Butterfingers. Anyway, dropped

553
00:36:20.960 --> 00:36:24.000
the old woman off a building and
he was stoic about his butter fingers and

554
00:36:24.400 --> 00:36:30.800
hold out a butter finger. He
turned towards the towards the camera. It's

555
00:36:30.800 --> 00:36:35.480
like that scene in Cat the Hat
where he talks about Universal Studios. That

556
00:36:35.639 --> 00:36:37.599
movie. That movie is insane,
dude, Like the fact they made that

557
00:36:37.719 --> 00:36:42.440
movie is a why actually, can
I say something controversial? I like that

558
00:36:42.559 --> 00:36:44.639
movie. Kind of a lot of
people like that movie. That movie because

559
00:36:44.679 --> 00:36:49.719
it's it's not even it's not a
good movie, it's it's so like the

560
00:36:49.800 --> 00:36:52.199
fact that it's real in the way
that it's real is crazy. Like the

561
00:36:52.280 --> 00:36:55.079
fact that the Cat in the Hat
is in live action and he looks like

562
00:36:55.199 --> 00:37:00.280
that, and like a bunch of
people were like, yes, that's what

563
00:37:00.559 --> 00:37:06.039
that's what it needs to be.
Yeah, it's crazy. I have you

564
00:37:06.159 --> 00:37:09.639
never seen that movie? Dude?
You don't even know. I don't because

565
00:37:09.679 --> 00:37:13.920
well I was young, and it
was like one of those did you guys

566
00:37:13.920 --> 00:37:16.480
fuck with doctor? When? I
mean I love the Grinch movie specifically,

567
00:37:16.639 --> 00:37:21.199
so like I remember being like,
oh, maybe that seems that seemed like

568
00:37:21.239 --> 00:37:22.920
a decent formula at the time,
honestly, like you have like a character

569
00:37:23.000 --> 00:37:25.800
actor like comedian take on a role
of like a doctor shoes character. That

570
00:37:25.920 --> 00:37:29.440
seemed like it worked for The Grinch
with Jim Carrey. In my opinion,

571
00:37:29.480 --> 00:37:31.880
I like that movie a lot.
But and I figured like, yeah,

572
00:37:31.920 --> 00:37:36.719
yeah, maybe, but that movie
is crazy. It's not good. But

573
00:37:36.880 --> 00:37:39.800
like there's ship like the fact that
he the fact that he says dirty Hoe

574
00:37:39.960 --> 00:37:45.800
in that movie, like the cat
dirty, and it's it's like, what

575
00:37:45.000 --> 00:37:52.400
the fun he's clubbing with Paris Hilton
underground? What is going on? Fever

576
00:37:52.519 --> 00:37:57.079
Dreams A fever dream of a movie. It's funny, though it's really really

577
00:37:57.239 --> 00:38:01.159
catatonic old Mexican lady that they ride
as like a fucking fucking like a board.

578
00:38:01.880 --> 00:38:05.239
I don't I don't know what I
was talking about, dude, you

579
00:38:05.679 --> 00:38:10.199
I don't know whatever. Elden Ring
dirty ho elden rings out shadow shadow of

580
00:38:10.239 --> 00:38:13.679
a shadow of the chew elden ring
deals. He's out. It's a fact

581
00:38:13.719 --> 00:38:17.280
called shadow the swing tree in fact. Yeah, yeah, that's real.

582
00:38:17.400 --> 00:38:21.559
That's actually really in a game.
I'm gonna get I get killed immediately.

583
00:38:21.639 --> 00:38:22.519
But I'm in the game. Who
are you? Who are you in the

584
00:38:22.559 --> 00:38:24.559
game? I'm me. I was
like, guys, I'm scared, and

585
00:38:24.639 --> 00:38:30.239
someone stabs me in the back and
kills me. Your swing the dunge eater

586
00:38:30.360 --> 00:38:36.079
two swing the niggaret's Oh my god, that's a whole other word. Bro

587
00:38:36.519 --> 00:38:45.880
okay, minutes that's all he swing
the nigarrific that better, keep that better.

588
00:38:45.920 --> 00:38:47.400
I keep doing it? Is that
like it's not like the nerdiest but

589
00:38:47.599 --> 00:38:52.800
like just but it's me and I'm
terrified in that world. I begging,

590
00:38:52.039 --> 00:38:58.840
but everyone's ignoring. Please please please. I didn't be here. I don't

591
00:38:58.880 --> 00:39:02.639
belong here. They're like, good, have you have you played it yet?

592
00:39:02.760 --> 00:39:06.880
Yeah? I've got like maybe like
an hour or two in. You're

593
00:39:06.880 --> 00:39:08.880
an hour in? What does that
mean? Really? I just beat the

594
00:39:12.639 --> 00:39:15.400
careful, careful, just beat that
fella in a dungeon and there's some wait,

595
00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:17.599
no, you're fine. This can
come out way later. Never mind

596
00:39:19.119 --> 00:39:21.400
oh the spoilers. Yeah yeah,
but I was like, go go ahead,

597
00:39:21.440 --> 00:39:24.519
I beat the the one that I
was finding. Yeah, what bill

598
00:39:24.559 --> 00:39:29.199
do you have? I'm doing faith
and strength. That makes sense, eth

599
00:39:29.239 --> 00:39:31.199
and strength. I don't like it
that Wou'd rather use my my intelligence stords.

600
00:39:31.239 --> 00:39:36.280
But yeah, ship to anything.
They don't stagger stuff. Yeah,

601
00:39:36.519 --> 00:39:37.840
so it's like pointless. Do you
did your hit stagger him like when you

602
00:39:37.920 --> 00:39:39.679
hit you, when you hit him
back when he staggered, like when you

603
00:39:39.719 --> 00:39:44.840
interrupted hits? Only if I heavied, which I take ages to charge,

604
00:39:44.880 --> 00:39:46.679
and if I jump, if I
jump strike it works. Yeah, every

605
00:39:46.760 --> 00:39:50.480
hit I did stagger him. I
like actually fought him Friday and us like

606
00:39:50.480 --> 00:39:52.480
about the techniques I fought him for
and I beat him. I don't know

607
00:39:52.679 --> 00:39:55.400
fair, Yeah, I mean what
does that even mean? Because you could,

608
00:39:55.440 --> 00:39:58.519
like you could like have them telling
me gets up, I knock him

609
00:39:58.519 --> 00:40:00.199
back down or something like that,
like while he's on the floor, I

610
00:40:00.320 --> 00:40:02.639
like charge a heavy move to knock
him back down. The stag room.

611
00:40:02.639 --> 00:40:07.400
Again, I don't think it's like
there is because they always have the advantage.

612
00:40:07.599 --> 00:40:12.440
They are specifically unfair exactly. There's
there's certain ways I can plan for

613
00:40:12.519 --> 00:40:15.519
like if I use like the colossal
great Sword I used to charge moving knock

614
00:40:15.559 --> 00:40:17.280
motherfuckers into the air, and then
while they're falling down, I hit him

615
00:40:17.320 --> 00:40:21.719
again. They have them have a
chance to stand up. It's in the

616
00:40:21.800 --> 00:40:24.079
game. I can It's it's a
person. I consider that not fair because

617
00:40:24.199 --> 00:40:28.480
I'm they're not I'm not fighting them, I'm whooping on them. That's why

618
00:40:28.480 --> 00:40:30.800
I consider it not fair. Their
problem. That's true, that is true,

619
00:40:30.840 --> 00:40:34.360
but they would whoop on you like
they do all most people, Like

620
00:40:34.679 --> 00:40:37.559
people can't play these games well,
so then it's like that is the you

621
00:40:37.679 --> 00:40:40.719
know you, I guess you kind
of want a handicap. It's like the

622
00:40:40.760 --> 00:40:45.480
people an cheat. I would cheat
in the game if I need to,

623
00:40:45.559 --> 00:40:49.400
I have no I'll have hounter,
like I beat I beat mauld with the

624
00:40:49.519 --> 00:40:53.199
black Knife Assassin because thats theamon is
broken. That's just a stupid ass someone

625
00:40:53.239 --> 00:40:58.079
I keep me and me and my
friend Jake bent argument. He thinks the

626
00:40:58.159 --> 00:41:01.039
mimic tier is better than a black
knife Assassin. I extremely disagree. You

627
00:41:01.079 --> 00:41:05.360
know what that the black lined Assassin
is. It's it's like it's a sumon

628
00:41:05.440 --> 00:41:07.679
that literally like you get summon somebody
that like when they hit you, it

629
00:41:07.760 --> 00:41:10.400
takes away ten percent of your max's
mouth, like immediately upon getting touched by

630
00:41:10.440 --> 00:41:14.880
the tack. So you use that
pretty much against like the final Boss,

631
00:41:14.960 --> 00:41:16.599
and it can kill the final Boss
by itself. It kind of you're gonna

632
00:41:16.599 --> 00:41:20.119
have to get involved. You can
just like gold fucking I don't know,

633
00:41:20.239 --> 00:41:22.079
play in the water that's in that
area with you and it'll kill the boss.

634
00:41:22.400 --> 00:41:25.920
So you probably just have more flexibility
with the Mini because if you can

635
00:41:27.039 --> 00:41:30.840
literally choose, like what is what
is in that summon, like do it

636
00:41:30.880 --> 00:41:32.760
when you change it closer to something
else and it's a different whole bill going

637
00:41:32.800 --> 00:41:36.639
at you. Right, Yeah,
but I think that one is more sviability

638
00:41:36.679 --> 00:41:39.480
and it's it's fucking it twirls and
it jumps around the map. I prefer

639
00:41:39.599 --> 00:41:43.719
that one. Yeah, I don't
know man that that it's it's another fucking

640
00:41:44.440 --> 00:41:47.000
banger. Apparently it's like fifty something
hours or something. Yeah, A largely

641
00:41:47.480 --> 00:41:53.039
the file thirty six gigs was it
because elden Ring it'sself was like maybe fifty

642
00:41:53.639 --> 00:41:57.199
elden Ring is like fifty gigs,
and I think I think it's like fifteen

643
00:41:57.239 --> 00:41:59.519
gigs or something. I don't think
it was really that. I don't remember

644
00:41:59.639 --> 00:42:00.119
I was. I just saw it
filling them. I was like, all

645
00:42:00.159 --> 00:42:02.800
right, cool, I'm gonna turn
my console off. I was confused though,

646
00:42:02.800 --> 00:42:07.679
because, like I, I bought
the DLC like I think, like

647
00:42:07.119 --> 00:42:10.320
ten minutes before, and you couldn't
acted that immediately like me too. No,

648
00:42:10.440 --> 00:42:15.280
I just didn't really understand because like
I down, I bought it and

649
00:42:15.360 --> 00:42:16.920
then it said like error or something, but then it said it was in

650
00:42:17.000 --> 00:42:20.199
my library. And then I went
to try to download it and it wouldn't

651
00:42:20.199 --> 00:42:22.159
do it and there was no update
to it. There was no download that

652
00:42:22.199 --> 00:42:27.000
happens. I was like, where
is it? So like I don't know,

653
00:42:27.039 --> 00:42:30.280
I had to like uninstall. I
uninstalled it and then just r PC

654
00:42:30.480 --> 00:42:34.599
right, yeah I got it on
console. Yeah, I got to play

655
00:42:34.639 --> 00:42:36.400
it. I should have got it
on PC. I don't know. I

656
00:42:36.639 --> 00:42:38.880
don't understand why you wouldn't. It's
so it's so weird, so stressed.

657
00:42:38.920 --> 00:42:43.119
I feel like I feel like it
has better stability on console for me personally.

658
00:42:43.559 --> 00:42:45.719
It might. It might, but
it's just like I don't know.

659
00:42:45.800 --> 00:42:49.400
I don't know. Man, It's
like hear, I'm invest all this money

660
00:42:49.400 --> 00:42:52.559
into this fucking sweet piece. No, dude, I'm using it for like

661
00:42:52.880 --> 00:42:55.119
two games, one of them being
eighties too. That doesn't really work.

662
00:42:55.239 --> 00:43:00.599
Why need it that runs on the
I know it runs off my Steam deck

663
00:43:00.639 --> 00:43:04.880
and I usually run that game on
You could run that game on your phone

664
00:43:05.079 --> 00:43:07.840
probably you could. You could,
You totally could, dude. I gotta

665
00:43:07.199 --> 00:43:09.719
figure it out, Dude, I'll
find something when the mods for BG three

666
00:43:09.719 --> 00:43:12.639
come out, I'll use my PC
a bunch of That's like when I got

667
00:43:12.679 --> 00:43:15.360
my great, like my huge PC, like my super souped up rig and

668
00:43:15.400 --> 00:43:20.480
then I immediately jumped into Halo two. It's just like, let's go,

669
00:43:20.960 --> 00:43:27.320
let's go. Whoa, it looks
the same, but clear, Wow,

670
00:43:27.320 --> 00:43:30.519
it was really good playing this on
a not a cr TV. Wow.

671
00:43:30.719 --> 00:43:34.920
You know what I got to installed? You know what I did when I

672
00:43:34.960 --> 00:43:39.440
got my first PC, I overhauled
the funk out of Skyrim and it wouldn't

673
00:43:39.519 --> 00:43:44.159
run well. But now that I
have a much better card, I gotta

674
00:43:44.239 --> 00:43:46.840
do that again. Because it was
specifically like if I was anywhere near running

675
00:43:46.880 --> 00:43:55.039
Water game was there was a lot
of like like the best I feel like

676
00:43:55.079 --> 00:44:00.199
the best views in Skyrim, A
lot of the most bullshittiest moments happened when

677
00:44:00.199 --> 00:44:02.159
you're near water. Yea suck.
It was too much for my for my

678
00:44:02.280 --> 00:44:06.400
shitty fucking piece of the time.
But I didn't know what skyrim iceposed to

679
00:44:06.440 --> 00:44:08.599
walk down because I stopped doing using
roads right. Oh me too. Yeah,

680
00:44:08.599 --> 00:44:12.639
I would go go straight. I
would see a marker and I would

681
00:44:12.679 --> 00:44:15.840
go like straight in a line towards
that, towards the marker. Yeah,

682
00:44:15.960 --> 00:44:23.599
I'm not following the roads by a
dog with a gun. He just crouched

683
00:44:23.639 --> 00:44:30.880
over the corner with the gun shot. That's the Gunwood's dog. For the

684
00:44:30.920 --> 00:44:34.679
Gunwoods dog. There's several of them, each one stronger than the last.

685
00:44:36.119 --> 00:44:37.840
But I didn't know you if you
walk down the street, bullshit happens.

686
00:44:37.840 --> 00:44:40.400
Like that's how you encountered the most
bullshit in sky. Yeah, that's that's

687
00:44:40.559 --> 00:44:46.400
where that assassins. Assassins will run
into you and like careers, they'll still

688
00:44:46.400 --> 00:44:50.239
find you. But it's it's if
you're wandering in the middle the woods.

689
00:44:50.239 --> 00:44:52.360
It's so funny the way they find
you, because they like they'll go show

690
00:44:52.480 --> 00:44:57.800
up. They'll go through like completely
unorthodox pathways. They'll like climb out of

691
00:44:57.800 --> 00:45:01.119
a fucking dandelion or something. Saane
ship keep bumping into ship too. That's

692
00:45:01.239 --> 00:45:05.360
like my favorite, Like when they
just can't. They can't, like since

693
00:45:05.360 --> 00:45:07.760
there isn't a direct path the way. Yeah, there's like a rock and

694
00:45:07.840 --> 00:45:09.679
then there's like a fern or something, but the fern has a hit box,

695
00:45:10.000 --> 00:45:14.800
so like they can't quite they can't. They're like, I was sent

696
00:45:14.920 --> 00:45:19.000
to kill you, and I know
I chopped the cuts. You cleave their

697
00:45:19.039 --> 00:45:22.599
head off, I loot them immediately. Honestly, I'm getting like overwhelmed with

698
00:45:22.719 --> 00:45:25.760
with games right now. It's it's
like it's it's starting to feel kind of

699
00:45:27.000 --> 00:45:30.440
what's what's kind of egregious? Well, I mean, well this month specifically,

700
00:45:30.519 --> 00:45:35.039
because like the games that have come
out for me are like time sinks.

701
00:45:35.159 --> 00:45:37.119
It's Destiny, which is like a
massive time sink right now, which

702
00:45:37.199 --> 00:45:39.599
is great, It's it's really good. And then Elvan Ring, which is

703
00:45:39.599 --> 00:45:45.320
another that's another fifty hour fucking probably
eighty hour expansion for me probably, and

704
00:45:45.519 --> 00:45:46.920
uh An't the Way Too had their
DALC that was like really really good.

705
00:45:47.159 --> 00:45:51.840
Is it all one piece or is
it like several different stories? And Alan

706
00:45:51.840 --> 00:45:54.119
wake Well their episode it's like episodes
of the TV show The twilight Zone TV

707
00:45:54.199 --> 00:45:58.440
show, so they're shorter like kind
of like episodes, but I'm gonna buy

708
00:45:58.480 --> 00:46:01.320
that ship probably then I fucking love
and honestly like yeah, honestly, like

709
00:46:01.360 --> 00:46:06.960
I don't know, man, I
just even I'm getting a weird like Starfield.

710
00:46:06.960 --> 00:46:08.920
They're honestly, I don't know what
it is about it, Starfield.

711
00:46:09.079 --> 00:46:13.719
I mean that's uh good for you, man. Yeah. Yeah, Like

712
00:46:13.960 --> 00:46:15.920
I'm bad for people who can't,
but like I get it, yeah,

713
00:46:15.960 --> 00:46:17.599
because I see I see all the
things that bother everybody. But I'm like

714
00:46:17.760 --> 00:46:22.559
that's fine. Yeah. I love
how the star warn how they they can

715
00:46:22.679 --> 00:46:25.880
give new game. Plus there's like
the world restarts. I really hate that,

716
00:46:25.960 --> 00:46:29.280
by the way. It's like,
oh, I'm kidding when I say

717
00:46:29.360 --> 00:46:35.000
I love that. It's so stupid. I really so the world got restarted,

718
00:46:35.039 --> 00:46:37.440
but you're you're still you lers for
Starfield. I guess if anybody gives

719
00:46:37.480 --> 00:46:40.400
a ship. But it's like there's
like a Rick and Morty ass ending where

720
00:46:40.440 --> 00:46:44.679
it's like, oh, you can
restart, but like now you're like and

721
00:46:44.840 --> 00:46:49.079
a multi you're basically Rick, where
like there's like a million different universes and

722
00:46:49.159 --> 00:46:52.000
nothing matters, and it's like Okay, cool. Great, they all say,

723
00:46:52.039 --> 00:46:54.800
in my original universe, it matters. Yeah, just keeping around.

724
00:46:57.639 --> 00:47:00.039
I hate that ship so much,
But I don't know, there's there's a

725
00:47:00.079 --> 00:47:04.039
lot of stuff. Yeah, thanks
Todd. That's a lot, Todd.

726
00:47:04.760 --> 00:47:07.400
Why don't you just fucking put out
the next Elder scrolls? That's all we

727
00:47:07.559 --> 00:47:13.440
fucking care about. So did you
a friend of mine actually interviewed him recently,

728
00:47:13.960 --> 00:47:16.239
did ask him. Uh, yeah, he's a really good episode,

729
00:47:17.000 --> 00:47:20.440
really good. It's a really good
interview. But shut the fuck up.

730
00:47:21.360 --> 00:47:25.119
Yeah, shut the fuck up.
Next question. It's unfortunately because like they're

731
00:47:25.119 --> 00:47:28.480
really not going to get away from
that question, Like that question is going

732
00:47:28.519 --> 00:47:32.440
to be following for a while because
it's been it's been six years, it's

733
00:47:32.440 --> 00:47:36.800
been thirteen years since what oh you
mean you're talking about when Skyrim. Yeah,

734
00:47:36.800 --> 00:47:39.119
I'm talking about when they announced Elder
Scroll six. Yeah, remember that

735
00:47:39.159 --> 00:47:43.360
stupid fucking mountain and they said Elder
Scroll six, And they would have that

736
00:47:43.480 --> 00:47:45.920
was sixty years ago, six that
was that was six years ago. But

737
00:47:45.000 --> 00:47:49.159
to be fair to them, they
would have got you know as well as

738
00:47:49.239 --> 00:47:51.800
I do. You know as well
as I do, though they would have

739
00:47:51.840 --> 00:47:53.920
got that question for this long anyway. Yeah, because like they were still

740
00:47:53.960 --> 00:47:59.239
with like where's Elder Scrolls, Where's
Elder Scrolls? But it's just like they

741
00:47:59.280 --> 00:48:02.599
fucked up bad told me that somebody
was there are some people theorizing that they

742
00:48:02.639 --> 00:48:06.760
did that specifically to raise the stocks, so they himself, but that's done

743
00:48:06.760 --> 00:48:09.119
at a much higher rate, like
oh maybe yeah, Elder Scrolls six is

744
00:48:09.159 --> 00:48:13.480
coming sooner. I heard it was
was that like there was concerns because seventy

745
00:48:13.519 --> 00:48:16.159
six was happening. Everybody was like, are they gonna just stop making fucking

746
00:48:16.599 --> 00:48:20.480
and they were like, no,
we're still making single player RPGs. Hit

747
00:48:20.639 --> 00:48:23.159
like we're we're making Elder Scrolls.
You know what? They know they did

748
00:48:23.199 --> 00:48:25.320
that too, will shut the fuck
up. But it didn't help. Yeah,

749
00:48:25.360 --> 00:48:30.599
but all it's completely it's a where
way you mean did they did?

750
00:48:30.760 --> 00:48:35.880
I feel like they made that and
that was the first thing they made for

751
00:48:36.000 --> 00:48:37.960
that game. That was like the
only they for that game for sure.

752
00:48:38.440 --> 00:48:43.360
It's quick work, quick work.
And they were like, and you were

753
00:48:43.440 --> 00:48:46.360
like, nigga, a date,
a date? You need a date soon.

754
00:48:46.719 --> 00:48:50.320
Let me tell you something. That
game's not coming twenty twenty seven.

755
00:48:50.679 --> 00:48:54.519
No, that's hilarious. Really Yeah, I think I really think twenty seven.

756
00:48:54.679 --> 00:49:00.039
No, because it's it's twenty twenty
four. Now Starfield's DLC is out.

757
00:49:00.039 --> 00:49:02.719
There's probably gonna be three more pieces
of Starfield DEALC, I imagine,

758
00:49:04.039 --> 00:49:07.159
And so that's like maybe the next
it's maybe the next two years. Makes

759
00:49:07.239 --> 00:49:12.400
me so six twenty twenty seven,
we might hear about it Starfield, I

760
00:49:12.440 --> 00:49:16.239
would guess twenty twenty eight at the
earliest, probably honestly, even more pieces.

761
00:49:16.960 --> 00:49:21.159
And and that's not even to mention
the fact that like Fallout is like

762
00:49:21.400 --> 00:49:23.039
massively popular now, more so than
it ever has been. So there might

763
00:49:23.079 --> 00:49:25.679
actually be a shift towards that NAB
should maybe we should fuck up, Maybe

764
00:49:25.719 --> 00:49:30.760
we should do like fucking Fallout and
that show really fucking I think Skyrim,

765
00:49:30.000 --> 00:49:34.639
that would be fucking amazing. You
know what do you mean? No,

766
00:49:34.880 --> 00:49:39.400
I'm sorry, I hell disagree.
Nature of Skyrim is so fucking silly,

767
00:49:39.920 --> 00:49:44.679
just like Fallout, in fact,
not just like fall even sillier. I

768
00:49:44.719 --> 00:49:49.280
would not even it's not it's silly. Here's the thing about Skyrim is that

769
00:49:49.559 --> 00:49:53.440
at its on its face, like
when you're looking at Skyrim, Skyrim looks

770
00:49:53.559 --> 00:49:57.639
like dragon Age, looks like Fable, looks like Lord of the Rings.

771
00:49:57.679 --> 00:50:00.760
Looks like it looks like every other
fantasy thing at a dan that's not your

772
00:50:00.800 --> 00:50:06.920
ship though, you're no, no, no. The homogeneous nature of what

773
00:50:07.039 --> 00:50:08.880
it looks like if theared some of
the things that exists right now in this

774
00:50:08.960 --> 00:50:15.280
world like Game of Thrones. What
I'm saying is Fallout is distinct, and

775
00:50:15.480 --> 00:50:19.920
that's why Fallout sticks out. There's
nothing that looks like Fallout, even even

776
00:50:20.000 --> 00:50:23.039
most most apocalyptic stuff, most sci
fi, it just doesn't look Most Mad

777
00:50:23.119 --> 00:50:28.440
Max have somewhat of similarities, but
not not amount barely. I don't think

778
00:50:28.559 --> 00:50:30.480
that would like that. It's like
that would almost be like, well,

779
00:50:30.519 --> 00:50:36.360
why do people keep making zombie movies
in zombie video games? Because people like

780
00:50:36.440 --> 00:50:40.599
that ship people? Why would they
not make fucking of a dark fantasy.

781
00:50:40.760 --> 00:50:44.400
I just what I'm saying is like, I don't think the Elder Scrolls has

782
00:50:44.519 --> 00:50:50.440
like the meat on it to really
compete with something like or like or Lord

783
00:50:50.480 --> 00:50:52.599
of the Rings. I think it's
cool, it's a really cool fantasy like

784
00:50:52.840 --> 00:50:55.960
setting, but it's not I don't
think you know the power like say,

785
00:50:57.000 --> 00:50:59.559
if they've made it, if they
if they made it, they played into

786
00:50:59.679 --> 00:51:02.920
the It took place in Skyrim,
for example, like that ship because Skyrim

787
00:51:04.039 --> 00:51:07.559
is. Skyrim is a game that
I think it's more important than the Elder

788
00:51:07.639 --> 00:51:12.159
Scrolls as a whole. Yeah,
NOD agree with that. I think if

789
00:51:12.159 --> 00:51:15.000
they just made let's just funk around, like even if they just made it

790
00:51:15.039 --> 00:51:17.880
about the plot of the game.
Yeah, if they made but you meet

791
00:51:17.920 --> 00:51:22.280
the Dark Brotherhood episode you meet the
fucking Wolves of the Companions, bro.

792
00:51:22.440 --> 00:51:25.119
That's because I think what Sky has
that other things that I don't have is

793
00:51:25.199 --> 00:51:31.079
the silliness Skyrim. It would be
like that hilarious that Dungeon and Dragons movie

794
00:51:31.119 --> 00:51:37.840
with with what's that asshole's name?
What's that asshole? A guy I've never

795
00:51:37.880 --> 00:51:46.159
heard that horse? You don't know? You know, I don't. You

796
00:51:46.239 --> 00:51:50.039
can't prove that he did. What
if Kendrick Lamar went on stage and said

797
00:51:50.119 --> 00:51:54.599
Chris Pine Fox horses and then everybody
was just what, everyone's Terry Chris Pine.

798
00:51:54.679 --> 00:51:59.320
Chrispine. I've never even been near
a horse in real life. It

799
00:51:59.440 --> 00:52:01.679
isn't even I don't at home in
his armchair. I don't even know Kendrick

800
00:52:01.760 --> 00:52:08.880
Lamar. Where he is this guy, I could see that for somebody like

801
00:52:08.960 --> 00:52:13.280
him, I don't think I think
he's too famous to not know Kendrick Mars,

802
00:52:13.320 --> 00:52:17.559
I think that would be that level. I'm too famous. That's not

803
00:52:17.719 --> 00:52:22.079
the same argument at all. I'm
too famous to rape children. I mean,

804
00:52:22.159 --> 00:52:25.960
me and my boy Jeffy Epps would
never do something like that. Amazing

805
00:52:27.119 --> 00:52:30.239
mean, Jeff jeffe the financi here, Jeff Yes, je honorable and noble.

806
00:52:30.920 --> 00:52:34.559
A crazy thing to say, like
why didn't anybody? Did anybody not

807
00:52:34.639 --> 00:52:37.880
tell him, hey man, you're
not too famous to that. I understand

808
00:52:37.920 --> 00:52:42.159
what he means, right, understand
he means I don't know. So it's

809
00:52:42.280 --> 00:52:45.760
like that's dumb. What what does
he mean? Because he means like I'm

810
00:52:45.840 --> 00:52:49.599
too famous and too too black.
Yeah, but it's like also, it's

811
00:52:49.639 --> 00:52:52.400
like it's like gang gang. The
ones that are doing that the most are

812
00:52:52.480 --> 00:52:57.960
probably more famous than you, Bud. That's the thing. That's that's why

813
00:52:58.159 --> 00:53:00.000
I feel like he doesn't have a
good crew around him. I feel like

814
00:53:00.039 --> 00:53:07.239
he doesn't He pushed the like,
how do I put this? He pushed

815
00:53:07.239 --> 00:53:08.239
away to people. I would tell
him things. He has yes on my

816
00:53:08.280 --> 00:53:12.440
pillow, like Kanye. Kanye's biggest
problem he has only yes men around him.

817
00:53:12.679 --> 00:53:15.039
The person that could check him before
was his mom. Literally and his

818
00:53:15.159 --> 00:53:19.519
mom died. Mom and maybe jay
Z maybe how are you alive? Yeah?

819
00:53:19.559 --> 00:53:22.280
But then he pushed Ja away.
Yeah exactly, how are you alive

820
00:53:22.360 --> 00:53:30.480
on this planet? And you're unaware
that there are famous pedophiles? I guess

821
00:53:30.480 --> 00:53:37.840
it's micro Like how is canadian?
Dude? He's Canadian? No, famously,

822
00:53:37.960 --> 00:53:39.039
Like I look, dude, I
have some friends that are Canadian,

823
00:53:40.039 --> 00:53:46.599
good friends. Canadians have the worst
fucking takes, bro, Like, actually

824
00:53:46.840 --> 00:53:57.079
fucking follow that's true? Yes,
worst, I know, I dude.

825
00:53:57.079 --> 00:54:00.920
I love that show growing up.
It was the most mature television I could

826
00:54:00.920 --> 00:54:07.119
watch at that time without it having
genitals in it. Old school Euphoria man

827
00:54:07.280 --> 00:54:10.360
o Guphouria, because that's basically I
think that's why he worked on euph it

828
00:54:10.400 --> 00:54:13.400
because I was like, I worked
on a show that did the same thing

829
00:54:13.440 --> 00:54:15.519
as this, but it's not quite
as wild. Let's make sure they're all

830
00:54:15.559 --> 00:54:22.599
adults, all adults, because like, yeah, we're gonna be seeing pussy

831
00:54:22.760 --> 00:54:25.719
you know what, I'm seeing some
crazy ship man And yeah, dude,

832
00:54:25.960 --> 00:54:30.320
I thank you for yourself. I
think about Euphoria all the time because,

833
00:54:30.400 --> 00:54:32.880
like Nate Jacob's character, I just
wonder what's gonna happen to thirteen for him

834
00:54:34.039 --> 00:54:38.559
his character, because all I think
about his character got assassinated at the last

835
00:54:38.599 --> 00:54:45.119
episode, not like literally like a
character assassination. This character people die too.

836
00:54:45.519 --> 00:54:50.039
Yeah, the favorite character died,
which just sucks really bad. Everybody's

837
00:54:50.039 --> 00:54:52.239
favorite character, the Mac Miller dude. Yeah, that's why I liked him.

838
00:54:53.199 --> 00:54:57.480
I was like, basically, I
got Mac back man and he's gone.

839
00:54:57.840 --> 00:55:00.440
They killed every version of mac Miller, but they ca let me be

840
00:55:00.480 --> 00:55:04.679
happy. Bro, he was method
acting. I think it's true. Can

841
00:55:04.760 --> 00:55:07.920
you imagine I got a little sign
in my head? All right? Anyway,

842
00:55:08.360 --> 00:55:13.280
little spring, what happened with the
listen? What happened with Justin Timberlake.

843
00:55:13.320 --> 00:55:15.400
I saw something something. I've seen
this photo. I've seen this photo

844
00:55:15.440 --> 00:55:19.159
of Justin Timberlake going around. It
looks really funny, but I don't know

845
00:55:19.159 --> 00:55:22.039
what it's from. He got like
dyde or something he got he was driving

846
00:55:22.159 --> 00:55:30.119
while retarded, essentially w R W
R that. But what happened though,

847
00:55:30.679 --> 00:55:34.880
this motherfucker has who knows how much
his bank account is that you know,

848
00:55:34.960 --> 00:55:39.480
he's probably got million, at least
he's probably got nine eleven dollars, got

849
00:55:39.480 --> 00:55:45.000
at least eleven dollars minimum. Well, then I can't really fault. That's

850
00:55:45.000 --> 00:55:51.159
more you can say for any of
us. We've had eleven dollars recently.

851
00:55:51.440 --> 00:55:57.000
That motherfucker definitely has never gotten less
than that. Dude, I don't understand.

852
00:55:57.239 --> 00:56:01.239
I don't, I genuinely don't understand. Did that like that? The

853
00:56:01.280 --> 00:56:06.199
bottom I thought you're taking? You
thought like it was full, just like

854
00:56:07.719 --> 00:56:10.360
it's like, bro, you thirsty
was the last benefit man? Yeah,

855
00:56:10.800 --> 00:56:15.559
Justin Timberlake, man in sync,
Crime, your River, all that bullshit,

856
00:56:15.840 --> 00:56:17.800
all that bullshit, but yeah,
goes to five year, great five

857
00:56:17.880 --> 00:56:22.239
year run of music. Whatever,
had an amazing he had an amazing run.

858
00:56:22.360 --> 00:56:24.039
Yeah, Chris, Chris, he
had he had a no more like

859
00:56:24.119 --> 00:56:30.320
maybe like seven eight year run.
Yeah, I mean I love Justin tim

860
00:56:30.559 --> 00:56:32.679
from being he's very talented. It
was very obviously it was kind of one

861
00:56:32.719 --> 00:56:37.639
of those Beyonce Justin Timberlake things where
they were in a group and then everybody

862
00:56:37.719 --> 00:56:42.719
tried to do ship and you deal
with the true talent was Yeah, you

863
00:56:42.800 --> 00:56:45.599
know why just a flow it with
so well Timberland man he collabed with Timberland.

864
00:56:45.599 --> 00:56:47.480
Oh yeah, I mean, well, sexy Back was a fucking that

865
00:56:47.679 --> 00:56:54.119
was a griller related right, Yeah, timber Lake, timber Yeah, they're

866
00:56:54.119 --> 00:57:00.639
both Timbers right family. Yeah,
Timberland and Timberlake like the cross Starks in

867
00:57:00.679 --> 00:57:05.519
the starts brother related. Duh.
You know he's say Timberline was just a

868
00:57:05.679 --> 00:57:15.039
fucking actual tib It's a big ass
human sized boot that note. Again,

869
00:57:15.199 --> 00:57:22.800
every music vide who's just been there's
just that crossed my mind. That crossed

870
00:57:22.840 --> 00:57:29.400
my mind. When I was eleven, I was a little bit that crossed

871
00:57:29.400 --> 00:57:32.320
my mind. I was like,
I like the shoe and I never did

872
00:57:32.360 --> 00:57:36.400
it again because I thought it was
a stupid pace ever, but no,

873
00:57:36.800 --> 00:57:40.960
clearly in my thirty year old job, now that's worth mentioning it. Come

874
00:57:42.039 --> 00:57:57.880
to the back, dog. I
fucking love I Do is one of my

875
00:57:57.880 --> 00:58:00.880
favorite arts. He's my favorite pop
artists before for Beat, because I think

876
00:58:00.000 --> 00:58:05.119
Justin Bieber is really good to the
problem is that Bieber peaked. He had

877
00:58:05.440 --> 00:58:08.880
one truly amazing album and you should
have quit after that. I like Bon

878
00:58:09.000 --> 00:58:15.559
john Jovi. Wait, you mean
John bon Jovis you almost warped the way

879
00:58:15.559 --> 00:58:17.960
it's supposed to be out of my
brain. I had to fight you,

880
00:58:19.159 --> 00:58:27.079
like I'm about Bon john Jovi.
I'm good my head. I felt like

881
00:58:27.119 --> 00:58:29.760
it was like a hot air balloon
take off. I was like, what

882
00:58:30.320 --> 00:58:35.880
I just heard, bond John jo
Jo? You know when a dementors come

883
00:58:35.960 --> 00:58:37.840
up to you and they start sucking
your soul out and you're like, that

884
00:58:38.039 --> 00:58:44.519
was happening with his words. Bon
Jovi actually hate John honestly, I like

885
00:58:44.599 --> 00:58:45.920
that. I don't hate it.
I just I've not never heard anything from

886
00:58:45.960 --> 00:58:50.280
him that. When I'm old,
I had a couple of good songs my

887
00:58:50.320 --> 00:58:52.559
style. You give love a bad
name, it's good. It's that's one

888
00:58:52.599 --> 00:58:54.679
of those things that it's just one
of those things where it's like, you

889
00:58:54.719 --> 00:58:58.440
know, when you've heard something just
too many times. Nigga, you give

890
00:58:58.639 --> 00:59:05.400
the yeah bad. You give niggas
a bad nigga I played my nigga part

891
00:59:09.239 --> 00:59:16.639
is crazy. You give niggas a
bad name. Nigga, you give niggas

892
00:59:17.079 --> 00:59:20.920
that would have been a whole something
is actually way better than I remember it

893
00:59:21.000 --> 00:59:27.559
being now and then living on a
prayer is actually pretty tough too. Way

894
00:59:29.159 --> 00:59:55.840
nigga a prayer nigga, nigga.
I think I would die if if if

895
00:59:55.880 --> 00:59:59.559
I heard that in real life,
Like if like John bun Jos is getting

896
00:59:59.559 --> 01:00:04.440
back together, play you did from
him from his like like, John,

897
01:00:04.639 --> 01:00:07.199
I do it. John Bjo was
like, we're getting We're getting bon Joe

898
01:00:07.360 --> 01:00:10.920
back together. And then they bond
jon Jovi and here we are with our

899
01:00:10.960 --> 01:00:15.760
first hit, the N word,
living on an N word. It's like

900
01:00:16.000 --> 01:00:20.239
what, I don't know, man, what was it talking about? It

901
01:00:20.320 --> 01:00:22.360
made me bliss. It was like, I think I would die. I

902
01:00:22.400 --> 01:00:32.119
think I could. At the waves, we're tying Timberlake and him driving while

903
01:00:32.159 --> 01:00:37.639
intoxicated. It happens. Bro,
It's unfortunate. You shouldn't do that in

904
01:00:37.719 --> 01:00:42.280
general. Yes, yes, that's
what big problem. That's the biggest thing

905
01:00:42.320 --> 01:00:45.000
because obviously nobody should do it.
But was he like was he like was

906
01:00:45.039 --> 01:00:47.840
he like actually driving in dangerous?
So he was at he was like swerving

907
01:00:47.880 --> 01:00:51.159
and so he was at a club
or whatever. He had drinks and he

908
01:00:51.199 --> 01:00:55.239
was playing midnight Club dub edition.
And it's like, brother, you have

909
01:00:55.360 --> 01:00:59.679
tens of millions of dollars in your
bank account. I'm looking if I'm that

910
01:00:59.840 --> 01:01:02.039
rich. I'm never driving again.
Ever. Yeah, I'm being taking the

911
01:01:02.079 --> 01:01:07.440
back of a carve TI. I'm
abusing. I'm doing I'm doing like the

912
01:01:07.519 --> 01:01:10.599
actually how they do all those memes
about jets and I'm just driving, Like,

913
01:01:10.679 --> 01:01:14.280
no, I would literally actually do
that. I would take a private

914
01:01:14.480 --> 01:01:17.000
jet just to go to Taco Bell. There's a Taco Bell that is fucking

915
01:01:17.079 --> 01:01:20.800
zero points of a miles for me. I'm getting the jet just to go.

916
01:01:21.719 --> 01:01:24.440
You would take the jet here,
you're a piece of ship. You

917
01:01:24.920 --> 01:01:28.480
you were destroying the planet. But
you're like, whatever, where would you

918
01:01:28.559 --> 01:01:32.920
land a jet? Jet is not
going to destroy? Okay, you wanted

919
01:01:32.920 --> 01:01:37.960
to be more in the realm of
possibility. A helicopter okay, just landing

920
01:01:38.000 --> 01:01:45.079
on some planted right next to people
away because if there aren't enough of those

921
01:01:45.079 --> 01:01:49.239
already in the skies of Los Angeles
all the fucking like I was going on

922
01:01:49.480 --> 01:01:53.159
with that. That's how they crime
share does? They are way too low

923
01:01:53.280 --> 01:01:57.079
sometimes where I'm like, are you
allowed to Yeah, Like once in my

924
01:01:57.159 --> 01:02:00.480
house, I'd like there was one. There was one, I swear to

925
01:02:00.559 --> 01:02:05.960
God, probably like maybe like two
of the building's height above the above my

926
01:02:06.039 --> 01:02:08.960
building. Can't know when they're searching
for people, like when they're actually like

927
01:02:09.000 --> 01:02:12.440
looking for someone that the crime that
pops, they have to have him lower.

928
01:02:12.760 --> 01:02:14.960
I understand that. I just stand
on the man. So do you

929
01:02:15.039 --> 01:02:19.880
think they actively think about like when
they're in a helicopter, do you think

930
01:02:19.920 --> 01:02:22.800
about his crashes? Do you think
about Kobe? You know what I mean?

931
01:02:22.920 --> 01:02:24.719
Of course I feel like I would. The second I see a helicopter,

932
01:02:24.719 --> 01:02:27.559
I think about Kobe Bryant now,
And that's crazy. I was at

933
01:02:27.559 --> 01:02:31.079
a hundreds in Beach yesterday and speaking
of helicopters, one got insanely low,

934
01:02:31.199 --> 01:02:35.079
like here's the pier and then like
you said, just like a couple of

935
01:02:35.559 --> 01:02:38.760
buildings, like it was like one
hands Yeah, it was one hand height

936
01:02:38.840 --> 01:02:44.840
above the and immediately we're like the
bottom of it, like that's the like

937
01:02:44.880 --> 01:02:50.840
where the people are sitting. You're
like, yeah, but we were,

938
01:02:51.000 --> 01:02:54.000
we were speculating that it was actually
shocking there and basically being like Kobe,

939
01:02:54.119 --> 01:03:00.119
you can't beat me, and even
in death, that's he's gonna have a

940
01:03:00.280 --> 01:03:02.559
better That's so stupid. Sha is
such a nice guy. That's like not

941
01:03:02.679 --> 01:03:07.239
his personal When Kobe won his fifth
ring because Shack and got four, yeah,

942
01:03:08.599 --> 01:03:12.840
Torres House up, Well he was
mad, Yeah, but he's still

943
01:03:12.880 --> 01:03:15.679
he So he's mad that Kobe had
such a magnificent death. Dude, he

944
01:03:15.760 --> 01:03:20.519
went out in the craziest way possible
than any other any other NBA players,

945
01:03:20.519 --> 01:03:22.639
that is ever gonna die like that? Yeah, nobody else. That's not

946
01:03:23.079 --> 01:03:28.800
my word. No one I was
ever gonna die a helicopter crash ever again,

947
01:03:28.880 --> 01:03:34.880
never again. Laws decreed his degree. He loves Kobe, that was

948
01:03:34.920 --> 01:03:38.400
like his brother, but he was
also very competitive. Kobe won upped him

949
01:03:39.199 --> 01:03:42.920
and he tore his house up.
What do you think he's did or what

950
01:03:43.039 --> 01:03:47.159
he's gonna do when he clearly he's
like upset about he's not. He wasn't

951
01:03:47.239 --> 01:03:52.800
crying because Kobe died. He was
crying. He's like, Damn, I

952
01:03:52.960 --> 01:03:55.440
have to die harder. I have
to die way harder than that. Like

953
01:03:57.119 --> 01:04:00.679
wife too, because he killed his
He killed his daughter and himself. And

954
01:04:00.760 --> 01:04:04.760
he's like, damn, I gotta
kill two kids at least. And I

955
01:04:04.840 --> 01:04:06.559
gotta like, what how are we
going to do? So? Do I

956
01:04:06.599 --> 01:04:11.599
have an airplane? Should to be
an entire an entire gotta be a up

957
01:04:11.719 --> 01:04:15.800
packed seven forty seven. That was
such a big deal for LA. That

958
01:04:15.920 --> 01:04:17.920
such a big deal for LA when
when that ship, dude, I was

959
01:04:17.960 --> 01:04:21.280
the l a hero man. So
I remember vividly how I found out.

960
01:04:21.320 --> 01:04:24.760
I was at Dunky Donuts right before
we were about to record. Yeah,

961
01:04:24.760 --> 01:04:27.760
I remember I was there. Yeah, he came in and I was like,

962
01:04:27.800 --> 01:04:30.440
why is your energy so fuck dude? I was and then the workers

963
01:04:30.480 --> 01:04:34.400
everyone was just like what like it
was. I remember I went to school

964
01:04:34.480 --> 01:04:38.079
that day and I came back and
then it was all Kobe's dying. I'm

965
01:04:38.119 --> 01:04:42.639
like, oh, damn, well, that's unfortunate. Yeah, so anyway,

966
01:04:42.719 --> 01:04:45.320
pastor Croissants, that was a thought. It was a golfer that whole

967
01:04:45.360 --> 01:04:49.519
time. My what the only the
only that's crazy? Do you know that?

968
01:04:50.920 --> 01:04:55.199
And be like a live alive and
a model I thought, I thought,

969
01:04:55.320 --> 01:04:58.519
Yeah, I just off Bryant.
I knew he was a basketball I

970
01:04:58.960 --> 01:05:00.159
don't know who he played for.
I didn't know what team he played for

971
01:05:00.199 --> 01:05:01.960
because I just didn't give a shit
about that. But like anyway, it

972
01:05:01.960 --> 01:05:04.920
was a bad baseball baseball player and
he was a basketball player because he was

973
01:05:05.039 --> 01:05:08.960
he was also associated with that Kobe
Kobe. Yeah, that's that's how I

974
01:05:09.079 --> 01:05:12.719
know who he is, especially your
legacy being tied to just throwing something in

975
01:05:12.800 --> 01:05:15.639
a basket. Kobe, I mean
permanently forever one of the best shooters of

976
01:05:15.639 --> 01:05:17.559
all time. Yeah, he's one
of the He's one of the people that

977
01:05:17.639 --> 01:05:19.840
are always left out of the goat. He's not left out of the goat

978
01:05:19.840 --> 01:05:25.639
conversation, but he's always in the
third I would see he always Kobe Bryant,

979
01:05:25.719 --> 01:05:29.679
sorry, Michael Jordan and and Lebron
James, but like and Larry Bird

980
01:05:29.719 --> 01:05:32.159
of course up top. Yeah,
you know, you gotta put the believe

981
01:05:32.199 --> 01:05:35.039
people believe that, which is crazy
and I think only racist people believe that.

982
01:05:35.079 --> 01:05:38.280
To be honest, I think Bird's
a fantastic player. Don't get me,

983
01:05:38.400 --> 01:05:40.719
he's he's top ten. Well he's
just not. He just doesn't have

984
01:05:40.800 --> 01:05:45.400
the accolades that they have. So
it's like he's top la. I know

985
01:05:45.519 --> 01:05:47.440
who he was in the last couple
of weeks. Also, really, I

986
01:05:47.480 --> 01:05:50.960
don't know sports Man as a monster. I mean he's really recognizable because he

987
01:05:50.960 --> 01:05:54.599
actually has wings. Yeah, that's
right, he has he has wings.

988
01:05:56.119 --> 01:05:59.320
He has hollow bones so when he
jumps, he can actually levitate a little

989
01:05:59.360 --> 01:06:00.800
bit. That is reason why white
Man would be that good at basket exactly,

990
01:06:00.840 --> 01:06:04.079
and that's why he was. People
always speculated like, kid, should

991
01:06:04.159 --> 01:06:06.840
he be allowed to play? Is
this not cheating? Same with Michael Phelps,

992
01:06:08.199 --> 01:06:12.440
they were like, is this cheatings
like web to cheating like Larry Bird

993
01:06:12.559 --> 01:06:16.079
Nigga has guilt and lungs. I
don't know how he cheating. It's cheating

994
01:06:16.119 --> 01:06:19.199
for larrybird because he's got hollow bones. He has wings, he has talents,

995
01:06:20.320 --> 01:06:30.679
come on and a beak. Let
him play without shoes. He's everyone.

996
01:06:30.000 --> 01:06:34.800
They can't an ostrich or like am
or something. He can not walk

997
01:06:34.920 --> 01:06:39.960
him out. We just found were
like, what is this? We just

998
01:06:40.039 --> 01:06:45.880
found out that Larry bird is a
fucking if you go back and look,

999
01:06:46.320 --> 01:06:53.760
but is this clearly a fucking bird
human hand human hands? Like that's where

1000
01:06:53.800 --> 01:06:56.519
he has human hands, get human
hands on the on the end of his

1001
01:06:56.639 --> 01:07:00.159
week, he has human hands and
arms. That is disgusting. Like he

1002
01:07:00.239 --> 01:07:04.719
has full wings, but on the
end of those wings are tiny. It's

1003
01:07:04.760 --> 01:07:11.599
not a library, it's not a
legit wibery. That's so upsetting because that's

1004
01:07:11.679 --> 01:07:15.159
like the that's not how wings work. Wings are like the hands, yea,

1005
01:07:16.599 --> 01:07:20.679
but not for Larry Larry bird,
Larry bird. What I do is

1006
01:07:20.679 --> 01:07:25.480
I go up to bats and I
clip their wings. Why would you do

1007
01:07:25.559 --> 01:07:28.960
that? They can't find those evil
things? I never heard anybody. Why

1008
01:07:28.960 --> 01:07:30.519
don't you do that? And I'll
chase them and then you chase them and

1009
01:07:30.559 --> 01:07:32.800
they can't get away from you.
They don't have wings. And I start

1010
01:07:32.920 --> 01:07:40.119
stomping, stomp, stomp. So
you're so you are a psychopath and and

1011
01:07:40.239 --> 01:07:44.239
what stopped you from going all the
way to graduate in humans? Because humans

1012
01:07:44.239 --> 01:07:49.719
aren't bats. So you just have
a grudge of good. That's batman.

1013
01:07:49.800 --> 01:07:58.599
Really wouldn't like to get the bats, the dogs, cats. This is

1014
01:07:58.679 --> 01:08:02.679
growing pigs fishes. I was getting
pigs with baseball bats. That's pretty fun,

1015
01:08:03.159 --> 01:08:06.159
all right, I told the story. But uncles did that, right,

1016
01:08:08.079 --> 01:08:10.159
Uncles literally did that. They went
out, there was like four of

1017
01:08:10.239 --> 01:08:12.880
them at a baseball bat and they
beat the head of a pig to death

1018
01:08:13.280 --> 01:08:16.079
and they got They beat the in
the head of that pig, so might

1019
01:08:16.119 --> 01:08:18.840
as well give it a month of
brain damage and like that, and they

1020
01:08:18.880 --> 01:08:24.039
cut it out. Whoa what in
existence? Yeo? Man? Farm folks

1021
01:08:24.039 --> 01:08:30.399
are wild man? That pig was
delicious. They do. Apparently city boys

1022
01:08:30.439 --> 01:08:34.239
can't city boys can't fuck a too
can and come country boys get it done.

1023
01:08:35.039 --> 01:08:46.560
Two can tastes like doubles after so
that's it's true. Actually, So

1024
01:08:46.760 --> 01:08:51.119
that's that's where they got it from. That's why fruit loops are associated with

1025
01:08:51.199 --> 01:08:54.880
fucking two can. I thought it
was because he was gay or they called

1026
01:08:54.880 --> 01:09:05.760
it, they would be wise,
they would be the way. That's a

1027
01:09:05.840 --> 01:09:10.520
wise retcon in my opinion. Fruity
fucking bird. You gotta make that,

1028
01:09:10.840 --> 01:09:15.560
can't Sam must be gay? Fruity
fucking bird. Hey, I take offense

1029
01:09:15.600 --> 01:09:19.199
for that. That was such a
sixth grader joke. Yeah, I mean

1030
01:09:19.319 --> 01:09:26.800
I believe it. That'd be a
really good like not even like no,

1031
01:09:27.000 --> 01:09:29.920
like would it be no joke?
I think that'd be a cool idea.

1032
01:09:30.000 --> 01:09:32.119
Would it be? Because you know, since that's a derogatory term, that

1033
01:09:32.279 --> 01:09:39.840
almost be like like having some type
of celebratory like the but then that's still

1034
01:09:39.880 --> 01:09:43.960
also like fruit, like you understand, like calling somebody a fruit is not

1035
01:09:44.479 --> 01:09:48.359
like a celebratory thing. I feel
like it is what we don't decide exactly.

1036
01:09:48.560 --> 01:09:53.000
So I feel like the other things
you could call them, I feel

1037
01:09:53.039 --> 01:09:56.800
like it's pretty nice, Like who
does it? First of all, fruits

1038
01:09:56.840 --> 01:10:00.319
are fruits are healthy, they're nice. What aroma would you rather have in

1039
01:10:00.399 --> 01:10:01.960
your house? It's fruits? Of
course, it's like a big that's a

1040
01:10:02.000 --> 01:10:10.600
big candle thing. So like you
know, you knowspectful, like okay,

1041
01:10:10.680 --> 01:10:14.199
there's some soft you know, derogatory
slurs towards black people and be like,

1042
01:10:14.239 --> 01:10:17.840
oh, it's not so bad.
Like which on which one is equivalent to

1043
01:10:17.920 --> 01:10:23.199
fruit? Really? Which one like
a nig nog? I think, I

1044
01:10:23.319 --> 01:10:30.600
think, uh, the porch monkey? What I think, dere Derek,

1045
01:10:30.000 --> 01:10:34.920
you are desensitized. I think you
and me are not the proper people to

1046
01:10:35.000 --> 01:10:40.000
have this conversation because I don't even
think the end what is that derogatory anymore?

1047
01:10:40.119 --> 01:10:42.600
I called the word, I started
laughing. It's not about how you

1048
01:10:42.680 --> 01:10:45.720
feel, man, it's about it's
about It's not about how you feel,

1049
01:10:45.720 --> 01:10:49.640
it's about how it's about how the
people that use these terms feel. So

1050
01:10:49.840 --> 01:10:54.239
like the people that made these things
up, they didn't call you fruit,

1051
01:10:54.359 --> 01:10:59.000
them them fruits as terms of endearments
at any point. And same thing with

1052
01:10:59.159 --> 01:11:01.039
even this. If somebody just calling
you darky, right, that's like it

1053
01:11:01.159 --> 01:11:06.600
sounds playful or some shit like fucking
dark Souls had a Facebook fucking account and

1054
01:11:06.640 --> 01:11:12.680
they tried to have their fan base
and they called darkies and then they're like

1055
01:11:12.800 --> 01:11:16.800
oops. They realized pretty quickly because
obviously they're Japanese and ship they don't get

1056
01:11:16.840 --> 01:11:19.520
it. They're like, oh,
oh sorry, And I was like,

1057
01:11:19.640 --> 01:11:27.680
no, please can they're like,
no negroes, they're just innocent. They're

1058
01:11:27.760 --> 01:11:31.239
just innocent in Japanese, they don't
understand racism the right way. Hey,

1059
01:11:31.359 --> 01:11:34.000
fellow darkies. And I was like, that's amazing. Please keep keep it

1060
01:11:34.079 --> 01:11:39.319
up. You have my blessing to
call dark souls fans darkies. That's crazy

1061
01:11:39.359 --> 01:11:42.880
amazing, he says, because it
is. It's like, it's it's such

1062
01:11:42.880 --> 01:11:45.840
a it's such a like mistake,
an honest mistake that I'm like, it's

1063
01:11:45.920 --> 01:11:49.199
like in Hispanic culture they call people
that are white weddow. Well, Mexicans

1064
01:11:49.279 --> 01:11:54.720
do that. I don't know.
I don't know why the conversation got even

1065
01:11:54.760 --> 01:11:58.680
slightly serious. Clearly it's a joke, but we're not gonna move on to

1066
01:11:59.479 --> 01:12:00.960
we're talking about that was a little
bit more serious, and I susipated to

1067
01:12:01.000 --> 01:12:05.199
getting It's like, it's not about
how you feel, it's about I'm just

1068
01:12:05.920 --> 01:12:12.239
facts. But I still think having
a game. Actually, actually I feel

1069
01:12:12.319 --> 01:12:16.840
very strongly about this. Actually,
fruit is good. Yeah, they don't

1070
01:12:17.000 --> 01:12:24.239
not calling them next time, We're
not calling them like and it's just it's

1071
01:12:24.279 --> 01:12:31.600
the longest beef you've ever heard.
We're not calling them raggets here, We're

1072
01:12:31.600 --> 01:12:39.199
not calling him rackets. What's wrong
with rude? Call him rudy, not

1073
01:12:39.439 --> 01:12:42.720
raggeds. That's a good one.
I got some questions that we're going to

1074
01:12:42.760 --> 01:12:45.439
get into over and by the way, you can submit a question over at

1075
01:12:45.560 --> 01:12:51.159
patreon dot com. Slash the snark
tank, the mom, your mom's twaty

1076
01:12:51.720 --> 01:13:00.800
your mom? Connor the Desolate Canadian
wrote it. He says, what up?

1077
01:13:00.159 --> 01:13:06.000
Half priced dollar store lawyer, sentient
ball of obsidian and dry eraserhead Derek.

1078
01:13:06.399 --> 01:13:11.479
What does he get a name?
Cool? I guess what the fucked

1079
01:13:12.239 --> 01:13:15.279
dog? I'm not even longtime listener
and recent I am, but like,

1080
01:13:15.399 --> 01:13:19.039
damn dude, longtime listener and recent
patron, Since you all enjoy music?

1081
01:13:19.800 --> 01:13:23.520
Implying that that I like that,
I really like that. There's some people

1082
01:13:23.560 --> 01:13:28.119
out there that don't like that personally, I know, but that's so funny.

1083
01:13:28.159 --> 01:13:30.960
It's yeah, he's a serial killer
to me, soopathy yeah, says

1084
01:13:31.000 --> 01:13:33.760
y'all enjoy music. What is the
worst track you have ever heard in any

1085
01:13:33.920 --> 01:13:38.079
media? My go to answer is
the sewer level music and the hit GBA

1086
01:13:38.239 --> 01:13:41.520
game Urban. Yetive never heard of
that. I've never heard of that in

1087
01:13:41.560 --> 01:13:47.359
my Yeah, yeah, gave away
advanced game Urban urban YETI said, that's

1088
01:13:47.399 --> 01:13:57.760
a slur. But what do you
guys think? Ju urban YETI that you

1089
01:13:57.920 --> 01:14:01.840
fucking urban yetti. He's like,
what, man? Remember you said you

1090
01:14:01.880 --> 01:14:04.840
were food maxing? Right? Yeah? I saw a video like this guy's

1091
01:14:04.840 --> 01:14:11.279
wiger maxing and it is this white
guy but like corn rolls white like tattoo.

1092
01:14:11.920 --> 01:14:17.079
The idea of wiger maxing is crazy. The idea of maxing is crazy,

1093
01:14:18.079 --> 01:14:23.079
like big gay porn maxing lady.
You know, like this means they're

1094
01:14:23.119 --> 01:14:28.600
watching at what's up, dude?
But it sounds better if you max It

1095
01:14:28.680 --> 01:14:30.399
does sound. You can excuse a
lot of things by saying maxing after.

1096
01:14:30.560 --> 01:14:34.079
If you say maxing after negro maxing
like heavy, it's like it's acting like

1097
01:14:34.119 --> 01:14:39.760
a nigga. Yeah, I gotta
say, man, that walk on the

1098
01:14:39.840 --> 01:14:43.000
Liland's track was that? That was
so terrible. I couldn't believe it.

1099
01:14:43.600 --> 01:14:46.880
I really authentically couldn't couldn't believe how
bad it was, Right, I think

1100
01:14:47.119 --> 01:14:49.880
that's that's probably have to be my
answer, because I can't think of anything

1101
01:14:49.920 --> 01:14:55.960
worse than that right now? Yeah, oh watch me shoot my tree?

1102
01:14:56.439 --> 01:15:00.720
Oh wait, no, wait,
hold on, what was that? I

1103
01:15:00.760 --> 01:15:02.359
guess it's not technically a track,
because I don't think you can stream this

1104
01:15:02.439 --> 01:15:09.439
anywhere like in a in a music
capacity. But when what's her face?

1105
01:15:09.479 --> 01:15:14.560
When when Yoko Ono? Oh god, yeah, I did that set with

1106
01:15:15.119 --> 01:15:18.279
Chuck was it Chuck Chuck Berry?
Chuck Berry and then Chuck Berry. Did

1107
01:15:18.359 --> 01:15:21.720
you see the way Chuck looked at
her? Bro He was like, well,

1108
01:15:21.760 --> 01:15:25.880
like it was what you know what
it looked like. It looked like,

1109
01:15:26.039 --> 01:15:30.279
say, uh, probably how any
any imagine the cops throwing up and

1110
01:15:30.359 --> 01:15:33.600
like pointing a gun at you because
he made like a like he made like

1111
01:15:33.680 --> 01:15:38.840
a like almost like like he scared
for his life. Have a reaction.

1112
01:15:39.079 --> 01:15:41.560
Yeah, he was like he was
so like what the fuck was that that?

1113
01:15:41.680 --> 01:15:45.680
He was like it scared him like
this. That was back before they

1114
01:15:45.720 --> 01:15:47.640
had science though, so like they
probably thought that there was like a demon

1115
01:15:47.720 --> 01:15:50.239
or like a like a like a
you know, some kind of a soul

1116
01:15:51.600 --> 01:15:57.399
taking control of her. Do you
remember there was It was before the eighties,

1117
01:15:57.439 --> 01:15:59.800
before science. Yeah. So they
were doing The Weird of the World

1118
01:15:59.880 --> 01:16:02.479
so right, with a bunch of
artists and it was Michael Jackson singing it

1119
01:16:02.960 --> 01:16:06.239
and he sung his part obviously very
well, like Michael Jackson does. Oh

1120
01:16:06.319 --> 01:16:10.880
yeah, but then he had like
fucking McFarland, fro McFarland toys and all

1121
01:16:10.920 --> 01:16:15.600
these like random people who can't sing. Did Tod McFarlane from Tom McFarland was

1122
01:16:15.680 --> 01:16:19.159
not there? Why didn't that in
your head? Because I tried to think

1123
01:16:19.159 --> 01:16:24.600
of like the least musical oriented celebrity
possible. Hey, the spawn guy.

1124
01:16:25.000 --> 01:16:28.239
I feel like McFarland. McFarland's a
piece of ship. But he might be

1125
01:16:28.319 --> 01:16:30.880
able to sing. Though, I
feel like he has some ability to sing.

1126
01:16:31.920 --> 01:16:34.840
There's no shot he might. You
never know. I do know you

1127
01:16:34.880 --> 01:16:40.199
can. You can look at you're
rightist, he might be able to I

1128
01:16:40.279 --> 01:16:42.960
feel like you can look at people
and determine whether or not you look at

1129
01:16:43.000 --> 01:16:45.760
him. I'm like that guy.
If he didn't, if he didn't have

1130
01:16:45.840 --> 01:16:47.479
anything to do with spawning, be
a used car salesman, like you look

1131
01:16:47.520 --> 01:16:50.680
at him. Look at Todd mcfalland
look at him follow I follow him on

1132
01:16:50.720 --> 01:16:56.399
Instagram. I'm gonna tell you this, fucking felick dude, I went so

1133
01:16:56.640 --> 01:16:59.800
so I went to the Comic com
Museum. He tried to buy like the

1134
01:17:00.399 --> 01:17:05.159
there was a it's an edgy buick. It has a gun and it might

1135
01:17:05.279 --> 01:17:11.760
say the N word. You don't
know engineered. Maybe the engine can be

1136
01:17:11.840 --> 01:17:14.279
made to sound like the N word. We're gonna keep it under wrap.

1137
01:17:15.479 --> 01:17:20.359
It's not if anybody asks you.
He giggles when he goes up and down

1138
01:17:20.399 --> 01:17:29.800
real fast. He's only like power
squats real FAD's clown maxing. I hate

1139
01:17:29.840 --> 01:17:35.359
that he's clown slashing, giggle Maxie. I'm a giggle maxing fiend over there.

1140
01:17:36.880 --> 01:17:41.520
Oh my fucking god, I don't
even know how he got here.

1141
01:17:41.560 --> 01:17:44.640
I have no idea. Next question, we're talking about like the worst tracks

1142
01:17:44.680 --> 01:17:47.319
you've ever heard. Yeah, So
Michael Jackson had like two like white singers

1143
01:17:47.439 --> 01:17:49.840
on there, and he sing his
notes and then they sing. He looked

1144
01:17:49.840 --> 01:17:53.119
at them, but he looked at
you can see his face. He's like

1145
01:17:53.239 --> 01:17:55.439
he was like, this is what
they call singing for them. One of

1146
01:17:55.479 --> 01:17:58.079
them, so they're singing. He's
like, one of them might have been

1147
01:17:58.119 --> 01:18:00.159
Cyndi Lauper. I think it might
have been. And then another one was,

1148
01:18:00.279 --> 01:18:03.720
Uh, it might have who's the
Genesis guy. It might be No,

1149
01:18:04.039 --> 01:18:08.680
sorry, who's the Genesis guy?
Uh, yeah, it might have

1150
01:18:08.720 --> 01:18:13.560
been. It might coins the other
Genesis guy. Collins was there. I'm

1151
01:18:13.560 --> 01:18:15.960
pretty sure, but it wasn't who's
the other Oh my god, he's a

1152
01:18:15.960 --> 01:18:17.760
guy with the hair, the guy
with the gray hair. Forgot his name.

1153
01:18:17.760 --> 01:18:20.479
He got a great There was another
singer for Genesis that I can't Why

1154
01:18:20.600 --> 01:18:24.199
am I blanking on? His name
was Michael McDonald. I can't remember.

1155
01:18:24.279 --> 01:18:26.119
No, no, no, no, no no no. I I was

1156
01:18:26.159 --> 01:18:28.800
thinking of the we are the world
people. Sorry, uh, somebody in

1157
01:18:28.920 --> 01:18:32.560
Genesis. Honestly, I don't remember. I don't remember who the other person

1158
01:18:32.880 --> 01:18:41.399
Genesis was that like, that's who
is the lead singer of Genesis? Just

1159
01:18:41.520 --> 01:18:50.720
ignored me? Like what a cunt? Peter, Peter Gaberl that's the name.

1160
01:18:50.720 --> 01:18:55.359
I was losing my fucking mind.
What the fact that yours didn't listen

1161
01:18:55.439 --> 01:18:59.000
in my watch? That's where that
is kind of funny and like it listened

1162
01:18:59.000 --> 01:19:05.560
to your voice, stupid Peter Gabriel
hit a black screen by accident. Well

1163
01:19:06.199 --> 01:19:11.800
whatever, it was June this past. So it's good. We're good.

1164
01:19:11.840 --> 01:19:17.239
We got we got it before we
get out a fucking those loses on you

1165
01:19:17.399 --> 01:19:26.079
feel it coming on my ass?
And nine, his lord, that's good.

1166
01:19:28.319 --> 01:19:46.199
I've been waiting for his semen.
Oh my life home on? Do

1167
01:19:46.359 --> 01:19:56.439
do do do do do do do
do do? That's incredible. It's a

1168
01:19:56.720 --> 01:20:05.800
flat to be able to time that
is so egregious. We need an audible

1169
01:20:06.479 --> 01:20:13.479
nut at this moment. I can't
do that. I want to do like

1170
01:20:13.520 --> 01:20:32.880
the but I can't do that so
gross. It's like that girl on the

1171
01:20:32.920 --> 01:20:41.279
TikTok. You haven't seen that that. I know what that is because somebody

1172
01:20:41.359 --> 01:20:44.359
said look up that girl. Yeah, because I saw a picture and it's

1173
01:20:44.439 --> 01:20:47.000
funny. It's a funny video.
It's it's some southern chick talking about how

1174
01:20:47.199 --> 01:20:51.640
how No, No, It's it's
like the question some guy. It's like

1175
01:20:51.680 --> 01:20:54.880
one of those TikTok people where they
go up to people and they're like,

1176
01:20:54.920 --> 01:20:57.479
oh, questions, And I think
the question is like how do you keep

1177
01:20:57.479 --> 01:21:00.800
a manage something? It's like and
she goes he's got a hot tool on

1178
01:21:00.960 --> 01:21:03.880
that thing, and it's like,
there's there's so much everything about that video

1179
01:21:03.920 --> 01:21:06.479
is great. I want to go
up to somebody, like a regular guy

1180
01:21:06.600 --> 01:21:11.520
drag wados videos like, hey,
doesn't hell like trying to eat him?

1181
01:21:15.800 --> 01:21:18.439
This next question is really normal effort. Oh yeah, what's going on?

1182
01:21:18.560 --> 01:21:21.039
Man? Like nobody's talking to people
having a conversation. It's like, hey,

1183
01:21:21.319 --> 01:21:24.439
how do you like, Hey,
have you ever seen the dog?

1184
01:21:24.520 --> 01:21:32.520
He's like, that's disgusting. Just
throw it out. They're shooting him for

1185
01:21:32.600 --> 01:21:40.960
a while. He doesn't let go
the three terabytes of porn on Chris's old

1186
01:21:41.039 --> 01:21:45.920
MacBook, wrote in Hello snark boys
and Lava sween Uh, I don't know,

1187
01:21:46.319 --> 01:21:51.720
oh shark boy. Oh yeah,
damn, all right, that's a

1188
01:21:53.520 --> 01:21:57.239
I forgot that that was even real. Ship boy. Last month you brought

1189
01:21:57.319 --> 01:22:00.199
up the first case of using AI
to damage their mutation of that school principle.

1190
01:22:00.199 --> 01:22:02.760
That's right, we did. It
was a wild story. My question

1191
01:22:02.960 --> 01:22:06.720
is if All out War breaks loose
on the podcast. On the podcast,

1192
01:22:08.760 --> 01:22:12.399
wait, I feel is there a
comments with I'll just read it. If

1193
01:22:12.479 --> 01:22:15.399
All out War breaks loose on the
podcast, what kind of AI abominations would

1194
01:22:15.399 --> 01:22:16.960
you guys make to ruin each other's
reputation? Okay, like, if we

1195
01:22:17.119 --> 01:22:23.960
went to war we wanted to slander, we tried to use AI ed all

1196
01:22:24.039 --> 01:22:29.199
of me, all of for Chris
would just be a lot. It'd be

1197
01:22:29.319 --> 01:22:32.359
out egregious times too, and there'd
be times like I beat a nigga and

1198
01:22:32.359 --> 01:22:36.840
it'd be my voice but over Chris. So if anyone pay attention, they

1199
01:22:36.880 --> 01:22:41.119
wouldn't. It would be an AI
generated version of your voice saying the N

1200
01:22:41.199 --> 01:22:45.520
word over my voice, yeah,
over your your mannerisms. There'd be time

1201
01:22:45.600 --> 01:22:47.520
with your fial your mom would even
be moving. It'd be like this,

1202
01:22:47.720 --> 01:22:55.319
people smiling. This is a live
money, this is live, it's just

1203
01:22:55.479 --> 01:23:01.640
live one. This is this really
happened. Happened? I think I have

1204
01:23:01.920 --> 01:23:11.399
you you you would uh, I
just want I would want to like blackmail

1205
01:23:11.479 --> 01:23:15.760
you or no, not blackmail.
I'm just gonna release because I would want

1206
01:23:15.800 --> 01:23:17.439
to say I had this video of
you doing this, and if you don't

1207
01:23:17.479 --> 01:23:21.199
comply, I'm going to release it. But I would just rather just and

1208
01:23:21.239 --> 01:23:27.319
it's still release, release the video
of you where you have a like a

1209
01:23:27.479 --> 01:23:31.800
twink and you but you like just
have a mask of Lily on on the

1210
01:23:31.880 --> 01:23:35.199
twink and you're going to town on
this dude. At that moment, it's

1211
01:23:35.279 --> 01:23:39.680
like, what's wrong? Like what
like because how do they still have to

1212
01:23:39.720 --> 01:23:42.920
be Lily at that moment? I
was gonna do is because you don't want

1213
01:23:42.920 --> 01:23:45.239
to you don't want to be all
the way gay, so you're you're you're

1214
01:23:45.239 --> 01:23:49.760
still like gay, Like look,
I'm I'm fucking I'm fucking will black ma

1215
01:23:50.159 --> 01:24:00.840
Black male is crazy. That's double
black male squared Bros. How the idea

1216
01:24:00.600 --> 01:24:03.920
I would have. I would make
an AI generated video of you eating spaghetti

1217
01:24:03.920 --> 01:24:10.760
out of a dog's asshole, so
you shoved the spaghetti in the dog's ass

1218
01:24:10.880 --> 01:24:16.600
first, and it would be all
we were talking about using it's implied that

1219
01:24:16.720 --> 01:24:19.199
it is implied that cakes it.
It would be so realistic you wouldn't even

1220
01:24:19.199 --> 01:24:23.760
able. You wouldn't be able to
tell it it's Sweeny didn't be a tiny

1221
01:24:23.920 --> 01:24:29.640
dog too, Spaghetti about the burst
and then I'm just fucking in a spoon.

1222
01:24:30.479 --> 01:24:32.920
It's all really like, it's all
really convincing, But there's moments in

1223
01:24:32.960 --> 01:24:35.239
it where it looks like that Will
Smith the first one, Yeah, where

1224
01:24:35.239 --> 01:24:40.680
it's just amazing people believe it,
and I'd be like, god, guys,

1225
01:24:40.760 --> 01:24:43.039
that's clearly not real. And then
we're like, I saw this with

1226
01:24:43.159 --> 01:24:47.000
my own two eyes. I thought
you that I would get Anderson Cooper to

1227
01:24:47.039 --> 01:24:50.399
cover it too. I would make
an A generated video of Anderson Cooper covering

1228
01:24:50.439 --> 01:24:56.960
that video. What is so Diabostle
Sweeney is a fucking disgusting rat. I

1229
01:24:58.079 --> 01:25:00.520
would actually just make up make a
I would make that video and then it

1230
01:25:00.520 --> 01:25:05.920
would I would make AI generated versions
of every single beloved newscaster in the world

1231
01:25:06.800 --> 01:25:11.279
siding against you and then just making
it go. I would I would have

1232
01:25:11.359 --> 01:25:14.960
like Tucker Carlson, I would have
Rachel Maddow, I would have like every

1233
01:25:15.039 --> 01:25:16.760
single the Young Turks. I would
have Drank Uger and Ana Casparian talk about

1234
01:25:16.800 --> 01:25:21.760
how like, yeah, this so
Tom Sweeney ain't spaghetti out of a down

1235
01:25:21.880 --> 01:25:25.720
yash. Speaking of those characters,
we forgot to talk about how The Boys

1236
01:25:25.800 --> 01:25:28.319
is apparently just got to getting woke. I don't know what that means,

1237
01:25:28.319 --> 01:25:31.439
though. Yeah, I haven't seen
it. I haven't seen the shows.

1238
01:25:31.600 --> 01:25:33.600
I don't know what what commentary I
can give on it, but yeah,

1239
01:25:33.680 --> 01:25:36.319
yeah, but I mean, I
mean always, but he talked about it.

1240
01:25:38.039 --> 01:25:42.560
I mean, have you seen have
you seen the news? But the

1241
01:25:42.760 --> 01:25:47.239
elder ring? Huh it's Elden ring. You forget Wait hold on, who

1242
01:25:47.319 --> 01:25:51.399
is that? You guys hear that? What? What as? No?

1243
01:25:51.560 --> 01:25:55.560
No, you don't you guys don't
hear that? Do you not hear this?

1244
01:25:56.039 --> 01:26:00.199
What? It's male time. We're
gonna open your mail. Bill,

1245
01:26:02.600 --> 01:26:15.119
here's rather mail? What the it's
mail time? You stupid mail? Right

1246
01:26:15.159 --> 01:26:23.399
here? All right, cool,
your passports, you show all the information

1247
01:26:23.560 --> 01:26:28.319
that everybody. We don't have the
male time setup yet and we probably won

1248
01:26:28.399 --> 01:26:34.920
for months. That's our fans mailing
scares the funk out of Men's just gonna

1249
01:26:34.920 --> 01:26:40.239
be fentanyl. And if they mailed
us fentanyl, would you try a little

1250
01:26:40.399 --> 01:26:43.279
a little bit of a No,
I would. I would report it to

1251
01:26:43.319 --> 01:26:46.039
the government like like an upstanding citizen. I haven't even done shrooms, so

1252
01:26:46.199 --> 01:26:51.119
no, I'm not defense. What
is the hardest rug you've done? Uh?

1253
01:26:51.640 --> 01:26:57.600
Molly, mm hmm, It's not
even really that hard. It's just

1254
01:26:57.720 --> 01:27:00.119
molly is like weaker ecstasy. Well, it's just no, it's it's his

1255
01:27:00.199 --> 01:27:02.840
ex m D m A, it's
it's it's just not clean cutty pretty much.

1256
01:27:04.399 --> 01:27:09.159
Not in the sports. Getting the
get into some other more of these

1257
01:27:09.239 --> 01:27:14.039
questions. First time patriot, I
need that mallet, I need that elon

1258
01:27:14.159 --> 01:27:20.000
musk mallet. Oh yeah, wait, what was Remember he was beating monkeys,

1259
01:27:20.720 --> 01:27:23.960
the chimps, Yeah, the neurally, the ones that aren't smart.

1260
01:27:24.000 --> 01:27:26.680
He would hit him in the back
of the head. Every part of their

1261
01:27:26.720 --> 01:27:29.920
mouth, every flesh, part of
their skull would come out their face.

1262
01:27:30.000 --> 01:27:35.279
Do you remember what the assassin's Creed
unity like that you couldn't see but they

1263
01:27:35.319 --> 01:27:39.479
had no fucking scan it. It
was just their eyes, their eyes and

1264
01:27:39.520 --> 01:27:44.000
their teeth hits the hitting somebody in
the face so hard that their face flies

1265
01:27:44.079 --> 01:27:48.039
off them. Dude, I love. That was probably one of the best

1266
01:27:48.079 --> 01:27:54.079
moments in gaming for me. Just
see and then that Fastbenner movie came out

1267
01:27:54.239 --> 01:28:00.640
and people replaced fast Bender's face that
I forgot that movie came out until right

1268
01:28:00.680 --> 01:28:03.920
now. I didn't see it.
I didn't see it, even though apparently

1269
01:28:04.000 --> 01:28:06.479
the stunts were really good. I
wanted to see it, but no one

1270
01:28:06.520 --> 01:28:13.000
wanted to go with me. Bad
man. It just has, like you

1271
01:28:13.159 --> 01:28:15.279
be, stuff has such a bad
rep that, like, I feel like

1272
01:28:15.439 --> 01:28:19.439
even even the way that people are
treating Shadows, they're kind of like the

1273
01:28:19.439 --> 01:28:23.960
Assassin's Creed, And I'm like,
I just want to support it. I

1274
01:28:24.079 --> 01:28:26.520
just want to support it now.
I just want to support Shadows. I

1275
01:28:26.560 --> 01:28:30.319
want to support Assassins, Bleed,
Blados, Blath and Bleed. I want

1276
01:28:30.319 --> 01:28:34.359
to support it. I want to
support yos and I want to support the

1277
01:28:34.439 --> 01:28:41.520
feudal Japan. That's all. I
want to support Japan. But I think

1278
01:28:41.640 --> 01:28:44.800
of the Assassin's Creed games that have
been released lately. I feel like this

1279
01:28:44.880 --> 01:28:48.840
one has them. It's most it's
the most appealing one to me. But

1280
01:28:48.880 --> 01:28:50.640
I'm still like, I don't know. I'm probably gonna wait to see what

1281
01:28:50.680 --> 01:28:56.359
people say. There's so many games
I totally understand anyway, Yeah, question,

1282
01:28:57.119 --> 01:29:00.119
next question, we'll talk about later. Jacko's Jacko's o dbt roade and

1283
01:29:00.159 --> 01:29:03.159
he says, Hi, there you
three. After dabbling with the Phantom Menace

1284
01:29:03.199 --> 01:29:06.560
game on PS one that got added
on p S five A good a good

1285
01:29:06.600 --> 01:29:10.279
bit ago. It brought me back
to a time where movie tie in games

1286
01:29:10.279 --> 01:29:13.800
were just expected. Now it's non
existent. So I ask you, I

1287
01:29:13.920 --> 01:29:15.560
asked you a lot if it'd be
refreshing to see these types of things make

1288
01:29:15.600 --> 01:29:18.479
a comeback. Yeah, for sure, Tians, Yeah for sure. Would

1289
01:29:18.479 --> 01:29:21.560
you do what was only a handful? I'd be like, I'd want the

1290
01:29:21.680 --> 01:29:30.880
Whale. That's an amazing game,
actually for real? Yeah, then I

1291
01:29:30.920 --> 01:29:33.680
said that out loud. I really
want the Whale for PS two. That's

1292
01:29:34.079 --> 01:29:42.479
for PS two, The Whale,
Dude, that would that be the best

1293
01:29:42.520 --> 01:29:46.359
looking game, because there's like it
was, it's just in the house in

1294
01:29:46.439 --> 01:29:53.920
a fat bastard. That's it.
That movie is so good but so sad.

1295
01:29:54.640 --> 01:30:00.079
It's a good movie, but like
that it's I'm sorry the movie at

1296
01:30:00.119 --> 01:30:03.720
the very end made my entire movie. I know exactly what he's talking,

1297
01:30:04.439 --> 01:30:08.000
but like he wraps it up and
I was like, that movie was hilarious

1298
01:30:08.119 --> 01:30:13.279
that it's it's a good movie and
it's very sad until that moment where it

1299
01:30:13.560 --> 01:30:19.199
ends spoilers for the whale, and
it's lore the daughter and the sun crack

1300
01:30:19.279 --> 01:30:23.560
a joke at each other and then
she walks out he dies. Well,

1301
01:30:23.600 --> 01:30:26.960
that's not what it is. He
gets he's she's reading the note that like

1302
01:30:27.039 --> 01:30:29.399
means so much to him, and
it's like giving him the power to like

1303
01:30:29.520 --> 01:30:32.680
get up, like grass up.
That alone is very funny. But he's

1304
01:30:32.720 --> 01:30:36.319
he's getting up, and he's meandering
towards the door, and it's he's walking

1305
01:30:36.319 --> 01:30:41.680
towards the light and then he just
looks up and he goes oh. And

1306
01:30:41.760 --> 01:30:45.000
then the movie ends like nuts and
he like the nuts and dies and then

1307
01:30:45.039 --> 01:30:48.640
you know, because he's dead and
he's like he really like when you think

1308
01:30:48.640 --> 01:30:51.840
about like the world of that movie, like he just stood up, came

1309
01:30:53.079 --> 01:31:00.399
died and absolutely shat him though,
think about the aftermath of his daughter about

1310
01:31:00.479 --> 01:31:05.439
like witnessing that. Then he collapsed
hard on the floor through the floor.

1311
01:31:10.920 --> 01:31:16.279
It's like someone pulls him down through
the floor. It's it's it's it's as

1312
01:31:16.359 --> 01:31:23.159
if fourteen cars were chained to him
and accelerated into the ground. It was

1313
01:31:23.279 --> 01:31:28.079
like he falls, He falls in
one frame and then ship, and then

1314
01:31:28.319 --> 01:31:31.279
that weighs him down even more and
then it crumbles all down his ships so

1315
01:31:31.520 --> 01:31:35.520
hard that the ground starts to crack
and give, and then he falls to

1316
01:31:35.680 --> 01:31:41.680
the floor. Yes, a dense
ship that get like a can we turn

1317
01:31:41.760 --> 01:31:47.560
this into like a Dante's Inferno?
Like inferno, It's Dante's Inferno. But

1318
01:31:47.640 --> 01:31:56.960
you play as Brindon Fraser's character from
the Well, and it's like a god

1319
01:31:57.000 --> 01:32:00.560
of war situation because he he then
has to battle gluttony and he comes glutton

1320
01:32:00.800 --> 01:32:06.920
totally tot who's bigger, because there
are those glutton fat motherfuckers that throw up

1321
01:32:08.039 --> 01:32:11.520
the vomiting on you. It's him. But like I I whenever I'm playing

1322
01:32:11.520 --> 01:32:15.640
elden Ring and I run into those
godskin godskin nobles, I like to pretend

1323
01:32:15.640 --> 01:32:18.800
it's Brendan. I like to think
it's him asking his daughter to forgive him

1324
01:32:19.039 --> 01:32:24.479
it's great. That's great, And
he actually said, what another what's another

1325
01:32:24.560 --> 01:32:26.680
movie that would make a good I
feel like we could go on with this

1326
01:32:27.319 --> 01:32:30.199
Evil Dead game. Actually probably,
well that exists. Huh, there's already

1327
01:32:30.199 --> 01:32:34.319
an Evil Dead game that came out
recently actually, like in the last years.

1328
01:32:34.399 --> 01:32:40.000
Oh yeah, but like evil it's
pretty good. But I mean,

1329
01:32:40.039 --> 01:32:43.600
like, there's no like I mean, it's a niche horror movie in the

1330
01:32:43.640 --> 01:32:45.199
first place. I'd beat the fun
out of a Dead as long as it's

1331
01:32:45.199 --> 01:32:48.359
have any weapons. As long as
it doesn't have any weapons, verify,

1332
01:32:48.359 --> 01:32:53.479
I'd beat the I pull a dead
spine. Probably that would be an open

1333
01:32:53.520 --> 01:32:57.359
world RPG. That's pretty crazy.
That would there would be too much,

1334
01:32:58.159 --> 01:33:02.279
it would, I would it would
draw the road. Also, they wouldn't

1335
01:33:02.319 --> 01:33:09.720
let it happen, It's true though. Probably they wouldn't let quit the show.

1336
01:33:09.720 --> 01:33:13.520
I got the show. I can't
be around this energy now. The

1337
01:33:15.520 --> 01:33:25.640
it would draw the wrong eyes.
It's too much. I just want echoing.

1338
01:33:25.800 --> 01:33:30.640
Fucking yeah, I like. I
do like the idea, like where

1339
01:33:30.800 --> 01:33:32.079
he would it would like it would
be like a collectiveund but you'd be like

1340
01:33:32.159 --> 01:33:36.920
saving I should stop. It could
be a collective fount of of of their

1341
01:33:38.039 --> 01:33:42.039
shoes and socks. All right,
oh my god, that's not what I

1342
01:33:42.079 --> 01:33:47.039
hadn't mind exactly, but like exactly, it's gonna be like the Last of

1343
01:33:47.159 --> 01:33:51.560
Us Part two where you get to
play two opposite you know ends, so

1344
01:33:51.680 --> 01:33:56.319
you can get to be like you
get to be it was the British guy,

1345
01:33:56.439 --> 01:33:59.520
no sorry, the Irish guy in
it again. Ms you gotta be

1346
01:33:59.600 --> 01:34:01.960
Lemnese and you can also be I
don't know how Mangle is there. Maybe

1347
01:34:02.000 --> 01:34:05.479
he's something that you play all the
village. In the very end, you

1348
01:34:05.560 --> 01:34:10.479
play as one of the you know, one of the Jews, stealth missions

1349
01:34:10.479 --> 01:34:15.199
for the Jews. It's like Dabby, but you're one of the Jews saving

1350
01:34:15.319 --> 01:34:21.159
other dude. What about That's there's
a lot of good I feel like there's

1351
01:34:21.159 --> 01:34:25.279
a lot of good movies that could
be turning to appropriate. You're pretty much

1352
01:34:25.359 --> 01:34:30.000
you're pretty much like it's like a
Shadow of Mordor, Like you're you're like

1353
01:34:30.079 --> 01:34:33.600
a Jewish person that's just escape with
the camps and we're about to get killed

1354
01:34:33.600 --> 01:34:42.920
by one Nazi. O, my
god, that would be crazy. I'm

1355
01:34:43.000 --> 01:34:46.840
honestly kind of astounded how few games
there's so many games where we kill Nazis,

1356
01:34:46.880 --> 01:34:53.199
but like none where you play heroes. There's actually plenty of games where

1357
01:34:53.199 --> 01:34:55.640
he plays the Nazis actually like a
lot. No, none of the nazis

1358
01:34:55.720 --> 01:34:59.279
the good guy the end. They're
actually like you finished the game the Nazis

1359
01:34:59.359 --> 01:35:03.760
like and then it ended, and
the Hall Wild we got up all of

1360
01:35:03.800 --> 01:35:10.600
the Jewels, Gas Black Passions with
like Hitler just putting his feet up on

1361
01:35:10.680 --> 01:35:16.760
his desk and the game life is
good? Is good? Could you have

1362
01:35:16.880 --> 01:35:20.960
mathine? He sounds like Arthur Morgan. We did it well, God damn,

1363
01:35:23.800 --> 01:35:34.920
It's almost like it's almost like we
do no, damn it, damn

1364
01:35:35.880 --> 01:35:40.840
damn. That was Christ's fault,
right, you said, what did you

1365
01:35:40.880 --> 01:35:45.319
say? I just made a Southern
accent? Why are you lying? I

1366
01:35:45.439 --> 01:35:49.800
did that is my youthful Southern accents. Sure, I guess I could have

1367
01:35:49.840 --> 01:35:57.119
went like, well we did the
gig Leader exactly. That's true, But

1368
01:35:57.239 --> 01:36:00.399
if you didn't do that slack jaw
ship, it wouldn't have got on there.

1369
01:36:00.479 --> 01:36:09.880
But immediately also my brain was like, I know this game Max again,

1370
01:36:15.199 --> 01:36:23.039
Gigger backs, There's got to be
at one more. There's got there's

1371
01:36:23.199 --> 01:36:25.399
like I feel like there's something.
I feel like the Whale was a good

1372
01:36:25.439 --> 01:36:28.760
one, but like, there's got
to be another one. No, man,

1373
01:36:28.800 --> 01:36:30.279
I feel like, what it'll come
to me, It'll come to me.

1374
01:36:30.359 --> 01:36:34.039
What's another movie that was good enough
to have a fucking game? I

1375
01:36:34.119 --> 01:36:39.520
mean there's so many things, but
you know, the video game for fucking

1376
01:36:39.800 --> 01:36:42.239
I think a record for a dream
platform that would go sick, that would

1377
01:36:42.239 --> 01:36:47.840
be terrible. But a drug dug
guys like Woozy Vision trying to jump from

1378
01:36:47.880 --> 01:36:53.560
platform the platform. You don't know
where they're gonna be, and then they

1379
01:36:53.600 --> 01:36:56.399
wake up and they would just have
a trip and a shaty pistol over them.

1380
01:36:56.720 --> 01:36:59.560
Gus, remember that movie where what
is it? Gary Oldman played a

1381
01:37:00.119 --> 01:37:02.279
little person? Do you know that
movie? Yes? Yes, that ship's

1382
01:37:02.359 --> 01:37:06.439
crazy. He's on his knees the
whole time. Actually, yeah, it

1383
01:37:06.600 --> 01:37:10.000
is so the eighties or something.
It was like the eighties. It was

1384
01:37:10.039 --> 01:37:14.520
called like little Hilarious. I called
something funked up like that. Yeah,

1385
01:37:14.560 --> 01:37:20.479
yeah, yeah, like the short
Little Goblin Idiots. I can't remember.

1386
01:37:20.920 --> 01:37:27.680
The trailer is outrageous for this movie, Like, sincerely, what is another

1387
01:37:27.680 --> 01:37:31.720
movie that came out recently? I
have a good recently. The movie is

1388
01:37:31.760 --> 01:37:36.800
called oh yeah, that's it's even
worse than I remember. Kick said,

1389
01:37:36.800 --> 01:37:39.880
I want you to guess what this
movie is called. I want you to

1390
01:37:39.960 --> 01:37:43.159
guess what this movie is called.
Please, I don't know. I want

1391
01:37:43.199 --> 01:37:46.520
to get that play. No,
that's the album. This is the movies.

1392
01:37:47.239 --> 01:37:54.920
It was called Tiptoes a little short
as nigg on his tiptoes man,

1393
01:37:55.399 --> 01:37:59.840
and it's it came out, dude, it came one. Guess guess when

1394
01:37:59.840 --> 01:38:02.279
it came out. Guess we can't
guess. Two. I mean, yeah,

1395
01:38:02.319 --> 01:38:04.680
two thousand and three. That's that's
pretty close. I swear I thought

1396
01:38:04.720 --> 01:38:08.439
it was much older. I thought
that was like from the seventies. Yeah,

1397
01:38:08.479 --> 01:38:11.359
I thought, like to say,
like he's he is on his tiptoes.

1398
01:38:11.880 --> 01:38:15.359
He's in there too. He's in
there, but he's a secondary.

1399
01:38:15.640 --> 01:38:20.199
He's a secondary. Look at this
fucking image. So it's insane. Batman,

1400
01:38:21.640 --> 01:38:29.760
Batman, batman. We need a
commissioner. What are you doing?

1401
01:38:30.439 --> 01:38:36.199
Crazy? Look at this unbelievably not
okay, Gary old man, commissioner on

1402
01:38:36.279 --> 01:38:39.560
his knees. Are you trying to
suck? Commissioner? What are you doing?

1403
01:38:39.560 --> 01:38:42.920
Commissioner? What are you doing?
Batman? I'm midget now, I

1404
01:38:43.039 --> 01:38:46.039
gar someone that's small with long arms
persona. Yeah, like he's trying.

1405
01:38:46.079 --> 01:38:48.359
You can tell in the image he's
trying to shrink his arms. But it's

1406
01:38:48.399 --> 01:38:54.239
like the right, thank oh my
god, Scarecrow turned you into a midget.

1407
01:38:54.760 --> 01:39:01.720
We gotta do something about the Scarecrow
person that Scarecrow has that abilities in

1408
01:39:01.800 --> 01:39:04.079
the first place. It's crazy.
Yeah, he has a you know in

1409
01:39:04.119 --> 01:39:06.960
the comics, he gets a yellow
lantern ring and and they immediately get him

1410
01:39:06.960 --> 01:39:13.119
and they were like, you cannot
have this. That is like fear maxing

1411
01:39:13.319 --> 01:39:16.159
that you remember in Blackest Night.
They got him. They were there with

1412
01:39:16.399 --> 01:39:19.399
the hurry up and they're like,
this guy's gonna destroy you. No,

1413
01:39:19.760 --> 01:39:26.319
you're gonna bump gets scared from the
wind blowing too hard. Bro, he

1414
01:39:26.359 --> 01:39:30.520
will be a king in a few
hours. Bro, that's great. I

1415
01:39:30.640 --> 01:39:34.479
was thinking about reading reading all that
that the whole whole thing from the beginning.

1416
01:39:34.680 --> 01:39:36.920
I have the Homney Bus if you
want him, I have all of

1417
01:39:36.960 --> 01:39:40.680
them. A lot of money spent
on that ship, but it was worth

1418
01:39:40.680 --> 01:39:45.159
it. Helly favorite favorite DC characters
definitely like lanterns. I was like,

1419
01:39:45.239 --> 01:39:48.399
here's not the nigga, the cool
one, here's a crazy here's a crazy

1420
01:39:48.960 --> 01:39:55.439
crazy, the coolest one. I
whatever, Wow, you gotta be joking

1421
01:39:55.520 --> 01:40:00.000
with this name gave Peter Gabriel be
like, she blind did me with girl

1422
01:40:00.119 --> 01:40:04.039
cock Peter Gabriel. Fucking how funny. That's so weird. How funny.

1423
01:40:04.119 --> 01:40:08.119
There's some weird synchronizations that happen on
the show someday because I don't eve think

1424
01:40:08.159 --> 01:40:11.800
we've brought up Genesis ever, probably
like a single time. Yeah, I

1425
01:40:12.960 --> 01:40:16.079
like Genesis, but like that's that's
wild. But she blinded me with girl

1426
01:40:16.079 --> 01:40:28.760
cock. Dear Carl Sagan, Carl
Weathers and Carl Weezer, Jimmy remember,

1427
01:40:29.159 --> 01:40:30.520
Yeah, I don't know, like
I'll be Carl Weathers. I guess I'm

1428
01:40:30.560 --> 01:40:35.199
Carl Sagan. My God, I
guess I'm Weezer, the fucking giant.

1429
01:40:39.319 --> 01:40:42.319
What would do you think people would
take to him as well? If he

1430
01:40:42.560 --> 01:40:45.720
was giant and black, Carl Weezer
and Jimmy Neutron, Like, if he

1431
01:40:45.840 --> 01:40:48.920
was actually like a character that looked
like you, he would still be a

1432
01:40:48.960 --> 01:40:51.560
nerd, but he would have a
better chance. He wouldn't he wouldn't be

1433
01:40:51.640 --> 01:40:55.359
the way he is he was black. I'd be like, so much of

1434
01:40:55.439 --> 01:40:58.720
him is because he's not like,
not because he's white, because he's not

1435
01:40:58.920 --> 01:41:01.640
black. He couldn't be that way. We couldn't be like like just a

1436
01:41:01.760 --> 01:41:08.880
giant arkle don't really exist. I'm
like, what a real word doesn't exist

1437
01:41:08.920 --> 01:41:13.199
that, you know, Like like
it was close. My brother was closer

1438
01:41:13.399 --> 01:41:17.680
I met even I've met someone.
I met somebody pretty damn close in Catholic

1439
01:41:17.760 --> 01:41:20.760
school. I've got a real kle
in my life. I was the arkle

1440
01:41:20.800 --> 01:41:26.600
of my like general area hit closest
because he was a huge, massive nerd,

1441
01:41:26.880 --> 01:41:31.159
really smart, sound like a idiot
though he was erkle maxing because wasn't

1442
01:41:31.520 --> 01:41:34.119
uncle wasn't like a nerd. Arkle
was like, well he was, he

1443
01:41:34.239 --> 01:41:36.159
was, Well, no, he
was a He was a nerd, not

1444
01:41:36.239 --> 01:41:41.960
a geek. You're a geek.
There's apparently the difference. Yeah I could.

1445
01:41:42.000 --> 01:41:44.359
Yeah, yeah, I'm more of
a geek than a nerd. Geek

1446
01:41:44.439 --> 01:41:47.159
is a bit nerdy, but I'm
more of science. They're like, you

1447
01:41:47.239 --> 01:41:54.680
know, like I made a real
pussy out of ten. The nerd is

1448
01:41:54.800 --> 01:42:02.960
like he's piping it's still though he
doesn't give a fuck his cock. Glass

1449
01:42:04.880 --> 01:42:12.960
it's coded and glass, superheated,
constant sand in the glass. Nerd is

1450
01:42:13.039 --> 01:42:16.079
like Big Bang theory isn't it.
And then like Geek is like the indeed,

1451
01:42:16.239 --> 01:42:19.199
like he is like the the Stranger
Things kids, you know what I

1452
01:42:19.279 --> 01:42:25.880
mean? Yeah, yeah, one
thousand. Yeah, there's like all imagine

1453
01:42:26.479 --> 01:42:30.079
imagine, like I could kill your
fucking newborn baby in a minute. I

1454
01:42:30.239 --> 01:42:32.520
fucking slaughter your baby, bitch.
I did that. I could beat up

1455
01:42:32.520 --> 01:42:36.119
your newborn baby in less than fifteen
minutes. Probably, I actually I did

1456
01:42:36.159 --> 01:42:40.840
that on Twitter, posted a picture
of me flexing at the gym. And

1457
01:42:40.920 --> 01:42:42.760
then I'm like, I don't like
showing off. So I was like,

1458
01:42:42.760 --> 01:42:45.000
I gotta make this funny, and
I just said I could easily beat up

1459
01:42:45.000 --> 01:42:48.199
any of your uh, any of
your children, like I could easily beat

1460
01:42:48.279 --> 01:42:51.079
up And then there was people Actually
it kind of went a little viral.

1461
01:42:51.119 --> 01:42:54.319
People were like, why the fuck
would you say that? Is that could

1462
01:42:54.359 --> 01:42:57.760
because I could? Of my line, I'd beat the funk out of your

1463
01:42:57.840 --> 01:43:02.359
newborn son. What I'd grab him
with combo easy left hook. Anyway,

1464
01:43:06.159 --> 01:43:12.279
we got to answer these questions.
All right, I have an interesting hypothetical.

1465
01:43:12.600 --> 01:43:15.159
We'll be the doug to that.
Yeah, he's not going ahead of

1466
01:43:15.159 --> 01:43:19.680
our As part of a medical experiment, you will be paid two hundred thousand

1467
01:43:19.720 --> 01:43:25.520
dollars to be diagnosed with penis slap
syndrome. You have no idea what this

1468
01:43:25.640 --> 01:43:29.199
disorder entails, but only that it
is incurable. Do you take the money?

1469
01:43:29.479 --> 01:43:32.800
No, penis slap syndrome? What
is it? I have like really

1470
01:43:32.840 --> 01:43:39.640
audible cockslaps hit two one hundred thousand
dollars isn't necessarily enough for me to be

1471
01:43:39.880 --> 01:43:42.439
money to scoff at. It's not
money to scoff at, but like to

1472
01:43:42.600 --> 01:43:46.159
accept the ailments of an unknown disease
that has anything to do with my penis.

1473
01:43:46.560 --> 01:43:49.560
It's kind of a lot. Well, here's my thing. Since he

1474
01:43:49.640 --> 01:43:54.279
didn't clarify what it is, we
get to invent it. Yeah, I

1475
01:43:54.319 --> 01:43:56.800
didn't make it, not that.
Let's see, yeah, let's see what

1476
01:43:56.960 --> 01:43:59.640
Well, what would it? What
would it entail? What would penis slavery?

1477
01:43:59.720 --> 01:44:03.560
Time your penis slaps against your thigh? It's actually extremely painful. Yeah,

1478
01:44:04.039 --> 01:44:09.920
it like if it so much as
touches your thigh, it curls back,

1479
01:44:10.319 --> 01:44:15.079
winds up and slap like you know, like if you're running, it'll

1480
01:44:15.159 --> 01:44:19.840
knock you off gilts and you'll I
said, the opportunity to not make it

1481
01:44:19.960 --> 01:44:24.800
that severe, and you're like,
hey, let me. Well, it's

1482
01:44:24.800 --> 01:44:27.119
got to be severe for the hypethet
I wanted to be crazy, I would

1483
01:44:27.119 --> 01:44:29.960
put I would put a fucking I'd
put like I'd get like a me sized

1484
01:44:30.000 --> 01:44:33.760
tastity ring so doesn't slap against my
leg. You almost have to wear like

1485
01:44:33.840 --> 01:44:39.199
a like a completely it would have
to be you have to zip tie into

1486
01:44:39.239 --> 01:44:46.199
your nuts. The idea of zip
you put a dome over it and then

1487
01:44:46.399 --> 01:44:49.439
see and then you gotta put the
dome over it. So that'll worth two

1488
01:44:49.479 --> 01:44:53.119
hundred thousand. What the fuck?
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm

1489
01:44:53.159 --> 01:44:56.680
saying. That's why I'm like,
no, fuck y'all, Like, let

1490
01:44:56.720 --> 01:45:00.920
me think, Let me think,
like like okay, okay, was penis

1491
01:45:00.960 --> 01:45:05.680
slap penis slap syndrome? So it's
like Tourette's. You have you have this

1492
01:45:05.840 --> 01:45:09.479
tick where you have to pull your
cock out and slap it like like you

1493
01:45:09.520 --> 01:45:12.640
have a neurological disorder. So the
thing is you might have the risk being

1494
01:45:12.680 --> 01:45:16.520
in public pulling your penis out and
slapping sounds worse. As soon as I

1495
01:45:16.520 --> 01:45:19.920
feel like coming on and lay down
on my laid down my stomach, I

1496
01:45:20.000 --> 01:45:25.920
gotta go to my great nephew's piano
recital. No shutting, you're not going

1497
01:45:28.800 --> 01:45:30.159
that's what you see. This is
when you adopt kilt. You were,

1498
01:45:30.199 --> 01:45:38.199
but you have to wear boxing gloves
so you can't do it. I think,

1499
01:45:38.920 --> 01:45:42.359
don't take it out. You have
to take it out. You taking

1500
01:45:42.399 --> 01:45:45.560
out of side and if you can't
do it, you start panicking. It's

1501
01:45:45.640 --> 01:45:55.159
more about exposing your penis. You
know you've seen Ray with Davy Fox.

1502
01:45:55.279 --> 01:46:00.800
Yeah, well he gets like and
he throws up that you hit hit your

1503
01:46:00.880 --> 01:46:02.479
penis out. You start doing that
thing, you know, you know,

1504
01:46:02.680 --> 01:46:06.039
you know the videos of you know
those videos of dogs mourning their dead owners

1505
01:46:06.079 --> 01:46:13.560
where they're like, oh yeah,
yeah, they're seizing up and scared.

1506
01:46:14.000 --> 01:46:18.600
But you're doing that with boxing gloves. Because let me and you're at your

1507
01:46:18.640 --> 01:46:25.119
nephew's recital. You're holding you down, Will holding you down, and you're

1508
01:46:25.399 --> 01:46:30.479
you're out wrestling like like, why
do I keep bringing you? Damn it,

1509
01:46:30.560 --> 01:46:34.000
uncle Chris, Why do you keep
ruining the function? Please stop coming,

1510
01:46:34.159 --> 01:46:38.000
Chris, Please put you. I
can't, I can't, I can't.

1511
01:46:38.840 --> 01:46:41.319
It's like asking me to stop saying
the in word. If I had

1512
01:46:41.359 --> 01:46:48.560
threads, I can't. It's just
starts saying threats to two hundred thousand dollars

1513
01:46:48.760 --> 01:46:51.600
is like, that's that's that's a
lot of money. But like after taxes,

1514
01:46:51.800 --> 01:46:54.960
you know, it gets cut down. I don't taxes, Chris.

1515
01:46:55.039 --> 01:46:58.000
There's always taxes. No, if
you're just gonna get money, no tax,

1516
01:46:58.039 --> 01:47:00.640
whole cash tying the government, if
the government's not aware of that,

1517
01:47:01.279 --> 01:47:04.479
somebody's handing you that money, if
there's no paper troll for the money you

1518
01:47:04.479 --> 01:47:08.319
can keep put the government find anything, literally what I just don't believe that.

1519
01:47:08.359 --> 01:47:10.239
That's what my family and that's what
people I know do. Well,

1520
01:47:10.279 --> 01:47:13.239
we're just gonna say it's two hundred
after after tat Okay, two hundred after

1521
01:47:13.319 --> 01:47:15.319
tax. That's that's a lot still, But I don't know, man,

1522
01:47:15.359 --> 01:47:18.399
that's it for a lifelong ailment like
that centered around my cap put in the

1523
01:47:18.439 --> 01:47:24.720
middle of fucking you pull out of
her. You gotta let But after that

1524
01:47:24.760 --> 01:47:31.880
your dick hurts and you're like,
I can't keep you can't sorry, you

1525
01:47:31.960 --> 01:47:35.000
snore so hard, lean back so
hard, you fall through your bed,

1526
01:47:35.560 --> 01:47:40.279
You go straight into your fucking mattress
and you're on the floor like dropping a

1527
01:47:40.399 --> 01:47:44.319
wet weight in a paper bag.
You could be a chat and cut your

1528
01:47:44.359 --> 01:47:46.520
dick off and then just buy like
a ten thousand prosthetic one. Chad,

1529
01:47:47.279 --> 01:47:49.800
do you like a check? Waste
all the money. Waste all the money

1530
01:47:50.399 --> 01:47:54.199
you just got on the day you
invest ten thousand dollars, and now you

1531
01:47:54.319 --> 01:47:58.319
still have two hundred and ninety thousand
dollars to do what you please. And

1532
01:47:58.399 --> 01:48:01.119
you have oh sorry, I was
one or ninety thousand my chrome cock.

1533
01:48:01.279 --> 01:48:05.800
Now I have my metallic chrome cock
that is prehensile like a monkey's tail.

1534
01:48:08.680 --> 01:48:12.439
I give you the best fuck of
your life. And no, no,

1535
01:48:12.600 --> 01:48:15.920
don't touch which a robo penis.
I'm gonna fuck you. I'm gonna go

1536
01:48:15.920 --> 01:48:17.239
fuck some bits I want to be
in the future, like I'm gonna go

1537
01:48:17.279 --> 01:48:24.560
fuck some prospects. So she dies
dead or alive. You're coming with me?

1538
01:48:25.039 --> 01:48:30.960
All right? We got a good
one here, putting putting black face

1539
01:48:30.000 --> 01:48:33.600
on my light bulbs, running good
Morrow, lads. This is actually a

1540
01:48:33.720 --> 01:48:39.520
question my girlfriend keeps asking me before
scribbling on her hand and scampering off mysteriously.

1541
01:48:40.000 --> 01:48:46.199
Which looks which looks better esthetically?
No nipples or no nails? Does

1542
01:48:46.239 --> 01:48:50.000
your answer change depending on gender?
Long days and pleasant knights, fellas,

1543
01:48:50.560 --> 01:48:55.960
I think nipples are such an intrinsic
part of breast. Now, without nipples,

1544
01:48:56.000 --> 01:48:58.359
I don't think i'd like breast as
much. It does change with the

1545
01:48:58.439 --> 01:49:02.560
sex, for sure, because a
woman without nipples is just it's hilarious,

1546
01:49:02.840 --> 01:49:10.560
like something's missing that it's not move
Yeah, it's it's strange. I didn't

1547
01:49:10.560 --> 01:49:13.520
stop jacking off, but like,
yeah, you kept power through. Yeah,

1548
01:49:13.840 --> 01:49:15.319
like, oh man, you powered
through. Its not gonna sit on

1549
01:49:15.399 --> 01:49:19.840
my hand, But does that I
don't know that. That really is kind

1550
01:49:19.840 --> 01:49:24.239
of like a duet situation though,
right, because you would you would would

1551
01:49:24.279 --> 01:49:27.279
you rather? Here's here's a question, a side question to this. Would

1552
01:49:27.319 --> 01:49:31.159
you trade away the fat of the
boob for just the nipple? No?

1553
01:49:31.279 --> 01:49:34.600
Absolutely, it's just the right,
So you would, But you wouldn't do

1554
01:49:34.640 --> 01:49:38.560
the opposite, would you? Also, it's kind of like a they're like

1555
01:49:38.640 --> 01:49:44.199
hall of Oates. Yeah, yeah, that's actually a good uh yeah,

1556
01:49:44.199 --> 01:49:46.439
because I don't I don't even know
their full names. You're not gonna go

1557
01:49:46.479 --> 01:49:49.399
to a John Oates con I don't
even know it was ots. I wouldn't

1558
01:49:49.399 --> 01:49:51.760
even I don't even know if that's
true. I think it is John.

1559
01:49:51.800 --> 01:49:54.800
I think it is John. Is
it really? That's just a guest.

1560
01:49:54.800 --> 01:50:02.680
I wonder master Chief John Oates.
I think it might be Jimmy wrong.

1561
01:50:02.960 --> 01:50:09.079
It's actually no Halls, Darryl Hall. They sound like bandits, Jimmy Hall,

1562
01:50:09.960 --> 01:50:13.920
John Oates, Jimmy this is a
very like Billy Billion Billy Billy the

1563
01:50:13.960 --> 01:50:17.159
Caterver. Yeah like that. It's
only that wild, Yeah, Darryl.

1564
01:50:17.319 --> 01:50:20.720
At least I only know that though, because of the lawsuit that they were

1565
01:50:20.720 --> 01:50:24.760
having with each other, seeing each
other over their discography or something. Yeah,

1566
01:50:24.800 --> 01:50:29.880
that sucks, so sad, so
stupid, Like you're your penis and

1567
01:50:30.640 --> 01:50:34.000
a second wind or something. You're
hauling oats. It's over. Just just

1568
01:50:34.159 --> 01:50:39.720
live coast. You got like you
crazy. I'm lot of people are crazy

1569
01:50:39.760 --> 01:50:43.439
that you're probably still making a shipload
of money. Yeah, joint group,

1570
01:50:43.479 --> 01:50:49.880
You're probably like just let it be. Yeah, Oh I don't know.

1571
01:50:50.039 --> 01:50:55.760
I would. I would just I
feel like if tits don't have nipples,

1572
01:50:55.960 --> 01:50:59.479
I don't care about them anymore.
Yeah, it's like instant it needs it

1573
01:50:59.560 --> 01:51:02.479
and I don't want they gotta be
like sucking on the bottom of a foot,

1574
01:51:02.520 --> 01:51:05.960
you know. Ye, At the
same time, the nipple as it

1575
01:51:06.239 --> 01:51:11.079
is, it's kind of like a
like in isolation. The nipple is a

1576
01:51:11.159 --> 01:51:13.720
very whatever thing. I know,
but when I see him on, when

1577
01:51:13.720 --> 01:51:15.079
I see him on a guy,
I'm just like, even even a close

1578
01:51:15.159 --> 01:51:19.239
up of a girl's nipples very like
fucking okay, who cares and works.

1579
01:51:19.279 --> 01:51:23.239
But what happens is if you would
you would you would you suck on a

1580
01:51:23.840 --> 01:51:29.840
nipple? I guess because it wouldn't
really be anything where I where am I

1581
01:51:29.880 --> 01:51:32.439
sucking? You suck? Well,
it would be like you literally have to

1582
01:51:32.479 --> 01:51:35.479
suck your dick. You're sexually nursing, and so you can't like, you

1583
01:51:35.520 --> 01:51:39.760
know, you can't do that with
the lack of nibble kind of it just

1584
01:51:39.840 --> 01:51:41.880
kind of defeats a bird. But
okay, well let's up. Since the

1585
01:51:41.920 --> 01:51:45.760
stimulations there, but let's move on. Well let's move on to the nails

1586
01:51:45.800 --> 01:51:48.680
though, Yeah, because that's that's
always visible, you know what I mean,

1587
01:51:48.760 --> 01:51:53.279
Like that's everybody. I think nail
list is dangerous. I think also,

1588
01:51:53.600 --> 01:51:56.720
I think again dangerous because I feel
like the nails protect your hands to

1589
01:51:56.760 --> 01:52:00.000
a little degree. I don't know
what the hell are you talking about.

1590
01:52:00.439 --> 01:52:02.399
Like now, your hand, your
finger, it feels very weird without the

1591
01:52:02.479 --> 01:52:06.079
nail because I have that had it
but had to grow back but that's in

1592
01:52:06.119 --> 01:52:12.800
the context of you losing you always
like if you just didn't just oh my

1593
01:52:13.000 --> 01:52:15.239
god, that's so gross picking your
nails out like that. That's a bloody

1594
01:52:15.279 --> 01:52:20.640
mess. And I have a really
visceral like apprehension, like apprehensive reaction to

1595
01:52:20.720 --> 01:52:24.560
that, Like I really I feel
that's like the nails on the chalkboard to

1596
01:52:24.600 --> 01:52:27.600
me, anything with like nails coming
off, Yeah, just say that to

1597
01:52:27.640 --> 01:52:30.479
myself recently, where like I hit
my fucking my toenail, my big toenail,

1598
01:52:30.520 --> 01:52:35.840
and like it like bent in the
middle and like, fucking favorite.

1599
01:52:36.039 --> 01:52:40.520
Go watch the reboot I think came
out in like oh five, the reboot

1600
01:52:40.560 --> 01:52:45.520
of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, And
there's this dude is running through the fields

1601
01:52:45.720 --> 01:52:49.359
like where the sheets are hung up, and then motherfucker, somehow just wodni

1602
01:52:49.520 --> 01:52:53.680
does appears and cuts his leg off, and then so he's dragging him back

1603
01:52:53.720 --> 01:52:57.920
down into the cellar and then he
clangs onto it and you see his nails

1604
01:52:57.960 --> 01:53:00.199
pop off. That's the worst part
of the movie, not him, not

1605
01:53:00.279 --> 01:53:03.359
the people getting cut up or anything
like, not dudes being hung by.

1606
01:53:03.920 --> 01:53:09.159
What really bothers me is that,
like cool? Who thanks, bro?

1607
01:53:09.399 --> 01:53:14.399
That doesn't even make sense. But
yeah, whithers about those movies that those

1608
01:53:14.439 --> 01:53:18.159
people are so stupid, like so
uselessly stupid. They are like I'm like,

1609
01:53:18.560 --> 01:53:21.760
I was like until they made him
like Michael Myers like a fucking magical

1610
01:53:21.840 --> 01:53:25.279
creature. I would have shot him. Then I went for his head.

1611
01:53:25.279 --> 01:53:28.119
I would have chopped his head off
immediately. There's a I would have to

1612
01:53:28.279 --> 01:53:30.079
chopped his head off, and I'd
be like, now this is not a

1613
01:53:30.159 --> 01:53:32.039
problem, and i would say I
would throw it into better some ship.

1614
01:53:32.439 --> 01:53:35.760
I'd go over a helicopter. I
would throw over a volcano. I like

1615
01:53:35.880 --> 01:53:40.560
the the the original, just because
that bitches runs and I'm like, oh,

1616
01:53:40.640 --> 01:53:45.560
finally somebody just runs away from the
problem and not like gets because they

1617
01:53:45.600 --> 01:53:47.199
tried to do it a weaver.
No, no, no, who's the

1618
01:53:47.479 --> 01:53:53.079
girl from the fucking famous woman from
from Michael Myers. What's your name?

1619
01:53:53.359 --> 01:53:57.800
Oh no no, don't don't don't
do that, give me the Curtis.

1620
01:53:58.159 --> 01:54:01.880
Don't do because don't confe you start
putting names and like it'll like you do

1621
01:54:02.000 --> 01:54:06.279
that you didn't plant like fake the
truth in the stories, and then it

1622
01:54:06.439 --> 01:54:14.880
like it decombobulates the person wrong.
This makes other people sing and then you'll

1623
01:54:15.039 --> 01:54:16.720
insert something to block it. You
know what I'm saying. It's almost like

1624
01:54:16.920 --> 01:54:23.920
like uh like certain like water displacement. We're like you you there's like a

1625
01:54:24.079 --> 01:54:27.800
tub and it's full of the right
name, but then you drop like a

1626
01:54:27.960 --> 01:54:31.319
fucking and all the right thing that
falls out of it, and it's mostly

1627
01:54:31.479 --> 01:54:34.680
wrong that that was mostly wrong,
and there's like I can still kind of

1628
01:54:34.720 --> 01:54:36.840
I think the right answer still there, but it's like it's like at the

1629
01:54:38.000 --> 01:54:43.760
edges, put the two parts of
the right name together. No, it's

1630
01:54:43.800 --> 01:54:45.319
all split. Come come, Come, Come, Come, Come, Come,

1631
01:54:45.359 --> 01:54:47.119
Come, Come, Come, Come, Come, Come Come. The

1632
01:54:47.159 --> 01:54:50.600
first songs I learned how to play
on piano that's very good, one barely

1633
01:54:50.680 --> 01:54:55.239
inconvenience. I would love to be
one of those motherfuckers that created something that

1634
01:54:55.319 --> 01:54:59.239
I like, the iconic jingle YEA
kills a town full of people. I

1635
01:54:59.359 --> 01:55:01.119
was like, oh, one nig
of that, the Jason guy, that

1636
01:55:01.199 --> 01:55:05.159
guy, because it's just I'm like, I mean, that's kind of awesome

1637
01:55:05.199 --> 01:55:09.720
though it's it's not music, but
it's like an to make an iconic sound

1638
01:55:09.800 --> 01:55:11.640
like that, it's really dope.
I was like, I could do better.

1639
01:55:12.239 --> 01:55:16.199
Freddy Mercury, not Freddy Mercury,
Freddy Freddy Krueger, Freddy Kruger's what

1640
01:55:16.239 --> 01:55:23.359
are you doing? Want to Fred's
Larry. That's Larry Bird getting onto the

1641
01:55:23.399 --> 01:55:30.159
field. So he show basketball field. There's annoying. They can't even focus,

1642
01:55:30.199 --> 01:55:35.159
they can't even playing there. There
comes to Larry Bird, Larry Bird,

1643
01:55:35.560 --> 01:55:43.399
Larry Larry parentheses the bird on the
court. They're baseball announcers. Now

1644
01:55:44.239 --> 01:55:59.319
it's my only context for announcers,
Larry Chris. Do you think if you

1645
01:55:59.399 --> 01:56:01.800
got all of our group of friends
right, Yeah? Do you think we'd

1646
01:56:01.800 --> 01:56:05.319
be able to kill Jason or Michael
Myers? Yeah? I think so because

1647
01:56:05.319 --> 01:56:09.600
we wouldn't make mistakes were saying this. First of all, we wouldn't split

1648
01:56:09.640 --> 01:56:11.800
up or anything. We would gang
We would gang up on him. I

1649
01:56:11.840 --> 01:56:16.359
think Michael Myers is invincible. Jason, he's gonna be dealt with. No,

1650
01:56:16.399 --> 01:56:18.920
no, no, Jason Voor He's
just invincible. Actually, well,

1651
01:56:18.960 --> 01:56:23.920
he keeps cool, he keeps getting
stupidly resurrected. So all you gotta do

1652
01:56:24.039 --> 01:56:26.920
is keep him away from electricity.
He's fine. Well, no, remember

1653
01:56:27.000 --> 01:56:30.640
that that three? Do you remember
remember the third one? Three? And

1654
01:56:30.680 --> 01:56:34.920
the third one? Like black ink
Win is some nigga and then he became

1655
01:56:35.039 --> 01:56:39.479
him. Swear to God, swear
in my life if that's true, I

1656
01:56:39.600 --> 01:56:44.000
swear like the third one on black
Ink, that was his third electricity resurrected

1657
01:56:44.039 --> 01:56:46.039
them each time, like I think
in the second street he was under the

1658
01:56:46.159 --> 01:56:50.279
lake and then like one of those
cables that like power cables, like sh

1659
01:56:50.520 --> 01:56:53.920
he was like, oh, he
gets struck by lighting and like the sixth

1660
01:56:54.000 --> 01:57:00.239
one, I think, imagine the
lightning and then you get power. Got

1661
01:57:00.279 --> 01:57:05.319
an unguarded fucking uh coffin like nobody
thought to like it's so somebody takes it

1662
01:57:05.439 --> 01:57:09.560
up and then they stab him because
like fuck you Jason, and then lightning

1663
01:57:09.560 --> 01:57:12.479
strikes any resurrects, and I'm like, are you fucking why would that just

1664
01:57:12.600 --> 01:57:15.840
be casually there? He would have
been shot in the space. They would

1665
01:57:15.840 --> 01:57:16.600
have shot him in the space.
He would have been shot into like the

1666
01:57:16.640 --> 01:57:19.520
sun or something. But the thing
about it, they're not that guy comeback.

1667
01:57:19.720 --> 01:57:23.520
They It is kind of weird that
at that point in time, for

1668
01:57:23.600 --> 01:57:29.159
whatever reason, we just gave our
monsters like government names. Yeah, it's

1669
01:57:29.199 --> 01:57:32.760
just like this is the monster Jason
Jason for well, it's the it's the

1670
01:57:32.840 --> 01:57:38.800
nature. There's supposed to be people
that definitely understand it always made it sillier

1671
01:57:38.840 --> 01:57:41.239
to me because it's just like,
oh, there's you know scary my uncle

1672
01:57:41.960 --> 01:57:47.239
his name is Donovan, Like is
terrifying. It's just the idea of somebody

1673
01:57:47.319 --> 01:57:50.640
giving like a like a almost like
a like a horror movie speech about like

1674
01:57:50.680 --> 01:57:55.439
this this evil entity. And then
it's just like, Jim, we should

1675
01:57:55.520 --> 01:58:00.800
do about horror movie, the snark
harror movie. That would be fun.

1676
01:58:00.840 --> 01:58:02.039
That would be a lot of fun. That would be good idea, that'd

1677
01:58:02.079 --> 01:58:04.680
be very fun. We had decide
who dies first out of us though,

1678
01:58:04.720 --> 01:58:11.000
and we also got we got to
side the villain, like Jim, it'll

1679
01:58:11.039 --> 01:58:15.520
be Jim Drew, It'll be what
his name, It'll be uh, bald

1680
01:58:15.600 --> 01:58:18.119
guy cap on his head. He
gained like a bunch of murderous intent.

1681
01:58:18.159 --> 01:58:21.520
And to come after that, who
who are you talking to? The guy?

1682
01:58:21.600 --> 01:58:27.159
The guy that be the beanie guy
he becomes confused with each other is

1683
01:58:27.199 --> 01:58:32.439
so fascinating. What's the next question? I love that Temple Serial Murder will

1684
01:58:32.520 --> 01:58:35.840
play last question and then we'll we'll
book it. Halo t Bag wrote,

1685
01:58:35.880 --> 01:58:39.399
and he says, sup. Three
blind mice, longtime listener, first time

1686
01:58:39.439 --> 01:58:43.880
commenter, welcome aboard. Hell yeah. My question is there's a lot of

1687
01:58:43.960 --> 01:58:46.199
really bad faith media criticism going around
these days, and I'm curious to know

1688
01:58:46.279 --> 01:58:49.279
what is the worst piece of criticism
you've ever heard for something that you like

1689
01:58:50.960 --> 01:58:55.680
I got. I feel like you
have stuff a media probably with some of

1690
01:58:55.720 --> 01:59:01.560
it. I got some bad tech
for sure. So recently in the Star

1691
01:59:01.600 --> 01:59:05.600
Wars the movie show acollate right,
it takes place a few hundred years before

1692
01:59:06.199 --> 01:59:11.479
Get My Fire out of here.
It's fun to do here, It is

1693
01:59:11.520 --> 01:59:16.319
pretty cool. So what happens is
there was twat. There was there was

1694
01:59:16.359 --> 01:59:21.119
a moment where they don't fucking don't
don't don't don't disrespect them quat, thank

1695
01:59:21.159 --> 01:59:34.960
you twigger? Then you twigger twigger? Oh man, there's so much moldability

1696
01:59:35.079 --> 01:59:51.720
there, your Max. That is
so monkey de loofy bananas man. But

1697
01:59:51.840 --> 01:59:56.399
yeah, so there was there was
a moment where so granted it was a

1698
01:59:56.479 --> 02:00:00.359
two lesbian characters, so people are
already mad about that. Uh, they

1699
02:00:00.520 --> 02:00:05.960
created they them using the force created
two twins, right, similar way to

1700
02:00:05.960 --> 02:00:10.239
Anakin was born and it was created
by the force as well. The problem

1701
02:00:10.359 --> 02:00:13.560
which is, I think that's dumb
and it's all but it's it's he's the

1702
02:00:13.600 --> 02:00:16.119
prodigal son, is Jesus Christ literally
of the universe. So that's why it's

1703
02:00:16.199 --> 02:00:19.119
all magic to begin with. So
fucking you know, my fuckers can throw

1704
02:00:19.159 --> 02:00:23.399
people across rooms, but creating life
is that crazy to them? But justn't

1705
02:00:23.399 --> 02:00:28.159
saying because motherfuckers that are literally aliens. Yeah, it's all that, it's

1706
02:00:28.199 --> 02:00:30.319
it's but what people it was people
draw their lines that right. What happened

1707
02:00:30.359 --> 02:00:34.680
is that there's a character named Darth
Darth players is the person that was the

1708
02:00:35.159 --> 02:00:40.000
Wise. Yes, in fact,
you know that's crazy, but no,

1709
02:00:40.119 --> 02:00:43.199
I just know. I just know
that Codor he's heavily mentioned in quota.

1710
02:00:43.239 --> 02:00:44.840
I didn't I think if he ended
or No, he's not in there,

1711
02:00:44.880 --> 02:00:48.279
right, he's mentioned. I didn't
finish Coodor because it broke on me that

1712
02:00:48.359 --> 02:00:51.000
game is a great game, dude. There was like a thing you needed

1713
02:00:51.079 --> 02:00:55.720
to like like specific armor or like
a garb you needed to use to disguise

1714
02:00:55.760 --> 02:00:58.520
yourself again, and it was like
super early and then like I died in

1715
02:00:58.680 --> 02:01:00.920
the in the mission, and then
when I respawned, just wasn't there.

1716
02:01:01.840 --> 02:01:04.560
So like I was just like,
that's right. So I remember you saying

1717
02:01:04.600 --> 02:01:10.039
that because dude, it's crazy too, because like that's a game that I

1718
02:01:10.079 --> 02:01:12.279
have no nostalgia for it all.
I don't even like Star Wars. Really

1719
02:01:12.479 --> 02:01:14.920
didn't play it as a kid,
and I was liking it even even though

1720
02:01:14.920 --> 02:01:16.680
it was like super Jank, I
like it anyway. But then it was

1721
02:01:16.760 --> 02:01:20.359
like, yeah, at that point, I was like, that's I'll find

1722
02:01:20.640 --> 02:01:25.800
Maybe at some point later I'll play
it again, but yeah, Dark plagas

1723
02:01:25.840 --> 02:01:30.239
the Wives finds a way to be
able to manipulate the Force using uh,

1724
02:01:30.479 --> 02:01:35.399
keeping people alive in perpetuity. Uh. He finds a ritual to do it,

1725
02:01:35.439 --> 02:01:40.800
and he combines it with science.
So my assumption is that the ritual

1726
02:01:40.840 --> 02:01:45.359
that he used was the ritual that
they used to create life in the Force.

1727
02:01:45.760 --> 02:01:48.880
He probably just modified it scientifically.
But everybody got so fucking mad,

1728
02:01:48.920 --> 02:01:53.399
and I was just like, why
don't you just kind of fill in context

1729
02:01:53.479 --> 02:01:56.600
clues and figure out this min that's
not to do with other things Anakin got

1730
02:01:56.640 --> 02:01:59.880
made by the Force, like Anakin
specially was like, yes, but he

1731
02:02:00.359 --> 02:02:02.640
he's still the chosen one, but
this might have been a similar means of

1732
02:02:02.680 --> 02:02:06.840
creating life as well. Like it's
not one doesn't nullify the other exactly.

1733
02:02:08.439 --> 02:02:13.920
So I'm assuming the people that are
complaining they just have no knowledge of any

1734
02:02:13.960 --> 02:02:15.640
of that. They don't they don't
know the real story of Star Wars.

1735
02:02:15.720 --> 02:02:18.880
Yeah, and that's it. There's
so many often moments where shit in Star

1736
02:02:18.920 --> 02:02:23.920
Wars is like fucking wildly fantastical,
out of out of the point where it

1737
02:02:23.960 --> 02:02:26.319
doesn't make any sense, and you're
supposed to be like, all right,

1738
02:02:26.359 --> 02:02:29.079
cool, This world is bigger than
the characters that exist that we've seen in

1739
02:02:29.079 --> 02:02:30.560
the movies. And that's another problem
as well. Peoplen't understand the world is

1740
02:02:30.600 --> 02:02:35.079
much bigger than like the Skywalkers.
They're very important, don't get me wrong.

1741
02:02:35.159 --> 02:02:39.960
They're like the most forced attuned people, but it's a galaxy. Yeah,

1742
02:02:40.079 --> 02:02:43.000
I don't. I personally don't give
a shit about the Skywalker lineage.

1743
02:02:43.119 --> 02:02:46.479
I'm done with them. Yeah,
uh Luke b Vader, I'm done now,

1744
02:02:47.199 --> 02:02:51.760
that's it. I will say those
caring about Larry Bird like it's over,

1745
02:02:51.840 --> 02:02:56.720
it's done it, We're done with
and then got court martialed. There's

1746
02:02:56.760 --> 02:03:03.319
so there's so many other characters and
lay egg harassment. You're not supposed to

1747
02:03:03.399 --> 02:03:09.680
lay eggs on the basketball field.
That's the number. He bent forward when

1748
02:03:09.720 --> 02:03:12.399
the cast like, what is Glarry
doing? Literally bent over? I just

1749
02:03:12.479 --> 02:03:15.600
quick a shot an egg. Well, she's like Larry birders giving birth.

1750
02:03:15.680 --> 02:03:20.279
This is a Code seven giving egg. No, right, it's not not

1751
02:03:20.680 --> 02:03:29.680
it not is it's something like that. It's definitely sexual nature, but like

1752
02:03:29.880 --> 02:03:33.279
you know, it's not it's not
done right. You have to like come

1753
02:03:33.359 --> 02:03:36.920
on the egg and they bust on
the eggs. Yeah, you like come

1754
02:03:36.960 --> 02:03:41.640
on and then they like, that's
gonna be my son in a few months.

1755
02:03:41.760 --> 02:03:45.359
So like if we busted on the
eggs, imagine not imagine having that

1756
02:03:45.520 --> 02:03:48.159
little of an understanding, but like
what an egg is like is like women

1757
02:03:48.239 --> 02:03:53.720
are just full of like finished eggs, right, like shells, and then

1758
02:03:53.760 --> 02:03:57.760
you just have to like and I
bust on the eggs right and just babies.

1759
02:03:57.840 --> 02:04:02.279
It's like crazy or by that is
that what Jack the Ripper was trying

1760
02:04:02.279 --> 02:04:05.359
to do? You think he was
like look if the spur if I think

1761
02:04:05.439 --> 02:04:09.800
from my understanding, because they say
that they think he's like a physician or

1762
02:04:09.840 --> 02:04:12.159
something, it was like a really
smart but he was a doctor or something.

1763
02:04:12.199 --> 02:04:14.880
He was just like, hmm,
can I speed the process up by

1764
02:04:14.960 --> 02:04:17.840
just coming directly on the imagine he
was accidentally killing women. Yeah, he

1765
02:04:17.960 --> 02:04:20.199
was like he was like they came
to him for surgery, but like it

1766
02:04:20.319 --> 02:04:24.319
was just so like fucking ancient,
like rudimentary technology that he was like,

1767
02:04:24.439 --> 02:04:27.439
he was just killing him. And
every time he sees him, he gets

1768
02:04:27.439 --> 02:04:31.119
scared. He's like, ah,
just SA disembounds them and then cuts them.

1769
02:04:31.199 --> 02:04:34.720
People, Why does this keep happening? My favorite head, my favorite

1770
02:04:34.880 --> 02:04:38.600
head Cannon about that entire scenario.
I think I might have said this on

1771
02:04:38.600 --> 02:04:41.760
the show before, but I love
it. Is the idea that like nobody,

1772
02:04:41.920 --> 02:04:44.119
nobody ever knew who Jack the Ripper
was. That's like a big thing

1773
02:04:44.119 --> 02:04:45.479
about him. It's like it's one
of the biggest unsolved crimes in the world.

1774
02:04:45.880 --> 02:04:48.960
So they named him Jack the Ripper. But like, my it's really

1775
02:04:49.000 --> 02:04:54.079
funny for me to imagine that his
name really was Jack. Jack. That

1776
02:04:54.239 --> 02:04:59.319
freaked him the funk out that they
just ship I gotta I gotta stop.

1777
02:04:59.479 --> 02:05:01.119
He stopped. That's why he stopped. He's like, what the my name

1778
02:05:01.239 --> 02:05:06.079
is Jack? His name My name
is literally Jack Jackal Jackals the Ripper,

1779
02:05:06.119 --> 02:05:10.880
And everybody's like, it's you in
it. I swear to God, no

1780
02:05:11.199 --> 02:05:14.039
no it's not. Yes, but
not the right way. They're stupid as

1781
02:05:14.079 --> 02:05:15.359
fuck, to the point you probably
convinced them like, no, it wasn't

1782
02:05:15.399 --> 02:05:20.399
me. I know we have you
bend him out of a bo a good

1783
02:05:20.479 --> 02:05:26.319
tousling, and they banged him.
He f I don't know, and we

1784
02:05:26.479 --> 02:05:29.560
just lost that lore like that.
They they found him, they fucked him

1785
02:05:29.560 --> 02:05:32.399
to death, and then they just
that just got lost the lord. Now

1786
02:05:32.439 --> 02:05:36.159
we think we never knew he was. They fucking broke his spine. We

1787
02:05:36.520 --> 02:05:40.760
knew exactly Louis was. His name
was Jack. His name was Jacker.

1788
02:05:40.840 --> 02:05:44.199
His name was Jack Ripper. We
fucked it till he was bloody, and

1789
02:05:44.279 --> 02:05:47.079
then we left him in the middle
of a fucking field sword out, and

1790
02:05:47.239 --> 02:05:51.800
you fucking Yanks thought we never figured
it out. Yeah, looked little bit.

1791
02:05:56.079 --> 02:06:02.039
That's the big deal. That's so
barbarians without bones broken tan the dost

1792
02:06:02.079 --> 02:06:08.239
and ashes, big deal. Okay, not too savage in it. Nothing's

1793
02:06:08.279 --> 02:06:11.000
wrong with that. You don't even
have a faction. Somebody tell the baron's

1794
02:06:11.000 --> 02:06:16.279
disintegrated. You never a little bit
the town dog until it turned into a

1795
02:06:16.359 --> 02:06:24.359
pass and you never left the town
Gorgan town dog heard. I heard,

1796
02:06:24.640 --> 02:06:31.439
like there's a imagine there's a town
Gorgan Jesus turns regular blow so much.

1797
02:06:31.640 --> 02:06:35.960
We didn't mention this. Did you
fucking see that? Gordon Ramsey got into

1798
02:06:36.039 --> 02:06:40.199
like that. Oh yeah, he
looked like he got affected by the darkness.

1799
02:06:40.319 --> 02:06:43.079
He has a bunch of black parts
of him. It wasn't a motorcycle,

1800
02:06:43.159 --> 02:06:45.159
it was he's a cyclist. Oh, he's just on a bicycles.

1801
02:06:45.199 --> 02:06:47.880
Yeah, he's a cyclist. Man. There's such a shape at his age

1802
02:06:47.960 --> 02:06:50.840
and it was just like held See. The problem was he was cooks cooking

1803
02:06:50.880 --> 02:07:00.279
a lobster dinner, fantastic tar.
Motherfucker was on the freeway. He's trying

1804
02:07:00.319 --> 02:07:04.239
to has a pot of lobsters.
He has a minute goal of it on

1805
02:07:04.359 --> 02:07:08.000
a go. It's sucking. He
got a generate on the back of his

1806
02:07:08.119 --> 02:07:12.960
bike. Generator on his back back. He gets that nice brown seck.

1807
02:07:14.279 --> 02:07:21.439
He's weaving. He's so many accidents
you going, he's doing that, he

1808
02:07:21.479 --> 02:07:24.920
gets hit whatever. It's the point
that he got so bad that there were

1809
02:07:25.000 --> 02:07:32.039
cars literally burge. That's how bad
a multiplication symbol. He's like, what

1810
02:07:32.279 --> 02:07:36.119
the fun? He's got so much
death And finally a hero cop like did

1811
02:07:36.159 --> 02:07:43.560
a pit maneuver to take him out. His eyes and dies and he knows

1812
02:07:43.600 --> 02:07:46.119
I got stopped. He died,
he sacrificed himself, maneuver he game.

1813
02:07:51.039 --> 02:07:57.560
And then the driver died. And
then Cardon Razey just gets a little bruise

1814
02:07:57.600 --> 02:08:01.800
side and he's like, he killed
disk. It's saved it picked it up.

1815
02:08:03.119 --> 02:08:07.640
The pots. The oven is perfectly
fine. Bec Sky is like my

1816
02:08:07.800 --> 02:08:15.960
bisk is ruined body. He's talking
like he's doing the narration for his episode.

1817
02:08:18.079 --> 02:08:20.439
I don't know what to do here. The barone's so fucking stupids ruined.

1818
02:08:22.479 --> 02:08:26.119
Oh my god, I don't know
if it will be the savage,

1819
02:08:26.359 --> 02:08:31.520
the salvage. This is completely unsalvagable. He goes the top, losing balance

1820
02:08:31.560 --> 02:08:41.079
on the on the bike as well. He's making right, it's too handy,

1821
02:08:41.560 --> 02:08:43.199
not even on the no, no, no no, he's holding a

1822
02:08:43.279 --> 02:08:50.119
one hand with the bike and and
on his shoulder. He put the trying

1823
02:08:50.159 --> 02:08:54.119
to stir in the fucking pot.
It's it's I'm doing my best, but

1824
02:08:54.239 --> 02:09:03.880
my best might not just be enough. And then the oh, I've fallen.

1825
02:09:05.479 --> 02:09:09.680
The person that has been over such
bad stape. His hand is inside

1826
02:09:09.760 --> 02:09:15.840
his fall but his fingers coming out
of his eyeball sockets. He's he's in

1827
02:09:15.960 --> 02:09:24.600
the car, but he's like he's
petrified, like he's he's like a magical

1828
02:09:24.800 --> 02:09:30.800
spell. He's just like perma British, like just like he took so much

1829
02:09:30.960 --> 02:09:35.000
damage that he sees and he's stuck
this way. Like if you see his

1830
02:09:35.119 --> 02:09:37.600
body like like you know, like
an exhoom mummy. If you see his

1831
02:09:37.640 --> 02:09:43.720
body, you know he's British even
like one hundred years later. Just that

1832
02:09:43.960 --> 02:09:54.479
it's crazy though his voice, he
replicated, this entire body is just like

1833
02:09:54.680 --> 02:09:58.399
tenderized. Dude, it's crazy.
But he gets up like you know,

1834
02:09:58.520 --> 02:10:00.560
like actually felt bad for it,
like he was like idea where he's like

1835
02:10:00.600 --> 02:10:05.319
he's like his handshaking, Yeah,
dude, yes, who you look like

1836
02:10:05.359 --> 02:10:11.399
somebody painted him? Like yeah,
I'll never season anything again. You fucking

1837
02:10:11.520 --> 02:10:13.319
cut you ruined everything. That's Truely, I hope they bring it up in

1838
02:10:13.439 --> 02:10:16.279
because I me and Jojo Watchell's kitchen. Did they still make them seasons?

1839
02:10:16.399 --> 02:10:20.079
Yeah? They're two or something.
He's an entertaining guy. Yeah, he's

1840
02:10:20.079 --> 02:10:24.600
awesome and this literally loves that show. I really like all the reality shows

1841
02:10:24.600 --> 02:10:28.199
that I've seen. I really do
like the cooking ones like where there's something

1842
02:10:28.239 --> 02:10:30.600
about it. Also I think I
feel like I pick up some stuff.

1843
02:10:30.640 --> 02:10:33.720
I actually learn how to make risotto
watching the show. Oh for sure,

1844
02:10:33.800 --> 02:10:37.560
teacher you stuff, but like,
also fuck it, you know, al

1845
02:10:37.720 --> 02:10:41.359
right, okay, great, yeah, there's the Star Wars stuff for you.

1846
02:10:41.439 --> 02:10:43.720
Then oh yeah, yeah, and
you know, this is actually a

1847
02:10:43.760 --> 02:10:46.880
perfect Oh yeah, it's a perfect
time to bring up the Boys, because

1848
02:10:46.920 --> 02:10:52.279
that's what the person those people criticizing
that they're in the same vein as the

1849
02:10:52.359 --> 02:10:54.840
same thing that you were talking about
is. I guess the people that are

1850
02:10:54.960 --> 02:11:00.760
watching the seasons prior just didn't really
understand The Boys is the because the people

1851
02:11:00.800 --> 02:11:05.079
that are watching are psychopaths, and
they get vindicated by Homelanders. They're insane

1852
02:11:07.680 --> 02:11:13.880
behaviors. It's the sathing that happened
the people that, yeah, I know,

1853
02:11:13.840 --> 02:11:22.720
I know when that should happen.
I was like, like people that

1854
02:11:22.880 --> 02:11:28.159
like the Punisher, It's like,
what are you guys? Are cops wear

1855
02:11:28.239 --> 02:11:33.760
Punisher fucking gear? And I'm like, literally kills cooking the cops, Like,

1856
02:11:35.119 --> 02:11:37.119
actually, he's a fucking he's a
he's a psychopath. He would have

1857
02:11:37.279 --> 02:11:41.479
killed Chopvins, Like, actually,
he probably would have murdered him. He

1858
02:11:41.159 --> 02:11:46.079
is so casually fine with killing people
that thinks that need to be killing and

1859
02:11:46.199 --> 02:11:48.319
that's not a good thing, and
things that need to be kill you.

1860
02:11:52.760 --> 02:11:56.520
I just like that. It's insane. It's like and then like, Okay,

1861
02:11:56.560 --> 02:12:01.840
obviously Homelander is insane. Obviously Homelander
people like in a show, even

1862
02:12:01.880 --> 02:12:05.439
in a show the people that fucking
decided to follow Rorshack, and it's like,

1863
02:12:05.479 --> 02:12:09.399
do you guys not know Rorshack?
No? They I would have hated

1864
02:12:09.560 --> 02:12:13.640
y'all. It really just dude.
It. Media criticism is rough because like

1865
02:12:13.800 --> 02:12:16.880
I feel like there's a lot of
people with a lot of influence and a

1866
02:12:16.960 --> 02:12:26.039
lot of reach who don't really understand
how to do the job that they've fallen

1867
02:12:26.119 --> 02:12:28.000
into. What I mean by that, it's like there's a lot of people

1868
02:12:28.000 --> 02:12:33.279
who are media critics who aren't actually
trained media critics. They just kind of

1869
02:12:33.439 --> 02:12:35.560
have a lot of it. Yeah, it's like, yeah, talk about

1870
02:12:35.600 --> 02:12:39.760
political back, like people that doing
political stuff when they don't really know what

1871
02:12:39.840 --> 02:12:41.640
public they just blew up. They
don't know what they're talking about. And

1872
02:12:41.720 --> 02:12:45.119
the thing is that those things need
to be in that category too, by

1873
02:12:45.119 --> 02:12:48.560
the way, Like I have no
business really really covering politics, and that's

1874
02:12:48.640 --> 02:12:50.359
why I just step away from it. Well, I just wasn't. Also

1875
02:12:50.640 --> 02:12:54.239
I was, I was joking you. I treated it specifically like a comedy,

1876
02:12:54.319 --> 02:12:58.439
like I was never like, oh
here I am, I'm a voice.

1877
02:12:58.800 --> 02:13:01.960
But you have the capacity to learn
if you wanted to. I think

1878
02:13:01.960 --> 02:13:05.479
that's the difference, though, the
difference between a lot of these people that

1879
02:13:05.520 --> 02:13:09.760
are making these criticisms. I think
they're I don't want to say I know,

1880
02:13:09.960 --> 02:13:15.279
but I have. I think that
they're very stupid. I think a

1881
02:13:15.359 --> 02:13:16.439
moment to take a step back and
look at this. I don't think they

1882
02:13:16.479 --> 02:13:18.920
have the capacity to do it.
I think it's so easy because I think

1883
02:13:18.960 --> 02:13:24.039
it's too obvious. It's like,
we're not brilliant people. It's fucking obvious.

1884
02:13:24.239 --> 02:13:28.239
It's like I'm watching The Boys season
one. I'm just I just started

1885
02:13:28.319 --> 02:13:31.359
over from the very beginning. From
the very beginning, you immediately realize how

1886
02:13:31.479 --> 02:13:33.079
much of a piece of shit Homelander
is. But he makes a comment about

1887
02:13:33.079 --> 02:13:37.680
a train and how translucent is more
valuable than all of a train's people,

1888
02:13:39.039 --> 02:13:43.159
and you're like, that's that's fucking
like episode two or something that's like that

1889
02:13:43.399 --> 02:13:46.560
is incredibly racist thing to say.
I'm like, you identify with this guy

1890
02:13:46.079 --> 02:13:48.680
and maybe they do, but I'm
just saying like there's a lot of people

1891
02:13:48.720 --> 02:13:52.560
and then the whole, the whole, like say the that you know,

1892
02:13:52.720 --> 02:13:56.720
the taking on religion and cult like
mentality and being at that. There's a

1893
02:13:56.800 --> 02:14:01.600
lot of stuff that they've clearly that
if you were say anywhere center right,

1894
02:14:01.640 --> 02:14:05.000
you would probably have a problem with
this show. But they did it because

1895
02:14:05.000 --> 02:14:07.920
it's the media literacy is like a
problem. Yeah right, And that's yeah,

1896
02:14:07.920 --> 02:14:11.920
because there was an episode last season
where they're like, it's literally that

1897
02:14:13.079 --> 02:14:16.520
meme where he's going around and he's
where homelands looking around. It's like,

1898
02:14:16.520 --> 02:14:18.880
oh they liked it. Oh yeah, that's literally, yeah, that is

1899
02:14:20.119 --> 02:14:22.880
you couldn't get more transparent than But
yeah, I don't know, I noticed

1900
02:14:22.880 --> 02:14:24.800
it a lot, like even outside
of the realm of politics, and so

1901
02:14:24.840 --> 02:14:30.920
it's like people don't really when you're
looking at something seriously, you have to

1902
02:14:31.159 --> 02:14:35.920
kind of not necessarily remove yourself from
it, but there is a layer of

1903
02:14:35.880 --> 02:14:41.479
consideration that needs to be taken into
it. Like my answer is like it's

1904
02:14:41.520 --> 02:14:43.119
not anything as serious or as crazy
as you guys, but it's specifically,

1905
02:14:43.159 --> 02:14:50.159
I guess, revolving around criticism of
certain games and like what like what certain

1906
02:14:50.239 --> 02:14:54.279
games are supposed to do versus what
people expect them to do or what people

1907
02:14:54.399 --> 02:14:58.000
like want them to do they don't
do, or like they're placing like why

1908
02:14:58.079 --> 02:15:01.760
can't Oh there's it's it's almost like
that was that that that ign thing was

1909
02:15:01.840 --> 02:15:05.039
like, uh, this game was
like seven out of ten too much water

1910
02:15:05.159 --> 02:15:09.720
or something. Yeah, I know
what you're saying, but it's like it's

1911
02:15:09.760 --> 02:15:15.199
like a bad it's a bad criticism. But I think I think about Destiny

1912
02:15:15.199 --> 02:15:16.439
a lot in that regard because there
are people like, oh, I still

1913
02:15:16.479 --> 02:15:18.479
have people in like like whenever I
stream it, there's like Destiny, why

1914
02:15:18.520 --> 02:15:20.479
are you still playing Destiny? Destney
has no story? And I'm like that's

1915
02:15:20.520 --> 02:15:24.119
crazy because like the same people will
be like, oh I love dark souls

1916
02:15:24.199 --> 02:15:30.159
or demon souls. Yeah, the
story is there a distance and under you

1917
02:15:30.319 --> 02:15:31.439
have to fight, you have to
dig for it, but that doesn't mean

1918
02:15:31.479 --> 02:15:35.399
it's not there. And if I'm
not understanding that personally, that's like very

1919
02:15:35.479 --> 02:15:39.479
better though, like it's gotten way
better at showing you the story up front

1920
02:15:39.520 --> 02:15:43.640
now, right, But the point
that it's crazy, Yeah, it's like,

1921
02:15:43.720 --> 02:15:45.560
dude, come on, it's been
like that hasn't been true for like

1922
02:15:45.600 --> 02:15:50.279
maybe like seven years at this point, like relax and it's like, I

1923
02:15:50.279 --> 02:15:54.680
don't know me. For me,
it's not very reactionary too. They think

1924
02:15:54.000 --> 02:15:58.479
they've had their impression of something and
then it's just it just stuck that way.

1925
02:15:58.640 --> 02:16:01.479
My idea is a lot of people
are getting really on the start that

1926
02:16:01.520 --> 02:16:03.880
the woke train, the I,
the E I I Now, yeah,

1927
02:16:03.880 --> 02:16:07.239
that's a new thing, and it
really confuses me. It's like, what's

1928
02:16:07.279 --> 02:16:13.039
confusing? We live in a world
that's so transparently wildly different, right that

1929
02:16:13.159 --> 02:16:18.760
when a person, like when a
person of color shows up in something that

1930
02:16:18.000 --> 02:16:22.039
makes sense, it just makes like, if there's a world of humans,

1931
02:16:22.119 --> 02:16:26.159
why would there not be different colored
humans. That makes me angry. Those

1932
02:16:26.199 --> 02:16:31.279
people, the people that they don't
they don't believe that, they don't believe

1933
02:16:31.359 --> 02:16:35.559
that there's other people. They don't
believe black people there are white people that

1934
02:16:35.639 --> 02:16:41.840
are way Yeah, that's actually,
well what do you mean, sir,

1935
02:16:41.959 --> 02:16:46.799
I'm black? He's like, I
don't believe you. What are you talking

1936
02:16:46.879 --> 02:16:52.879
about? I didn't know his eyes
he realized that you're screen screen dude.

1937
02:16:54.079 --> 02:16:56.079
I'm just saying that the people that
say ship like that, that like they

1938
02:16:56.159 --> 02:17:01.239
called the mayor of Baltimore, d
I mayor like a black fucking city.

1939
02:17:01.440 --> 02:17:03.120
Like like it's one of those things
where like, Okay, I know you

1940
02:17:03.159 --> 02:17:09.120
don't believe this. You can't because
that information is so wrong. You've just

1941
02:17:09.200 --> 02:17:13.120
been taught it. Somebody relayed this
to you. You can't possibly think that's

1942
02:17:13.159 --> 02:17:16.200
a de I thing because you don't
know anything about Baltimore. You don't know

1943
02:17:16.200 --> 02:17:20.360
anything about that mayor. Somebody just
said d I d I. And now

1944
02:17:20.399 --> 02:17:22.159
that there's a black pep, well, they think they think the world is

1945
02:17:22.200 --> 02:17:26.840
twitter. Yeah, they think they
think that he got that position because like

1946
02:17:26.959 --> 02:17:31.000
people like voted on a pool or
something like that. It's like the d

1947
02:17:31.280 --> 02:17:35.639
like it doesn't like a character being
a color doesn't mean like not Like I

1948
02:17:35.760 --> 02:17:37.440
understand that there was a lot of
time where they did a lot of interjecting

1949
02:17:37.520 --> 02:17:41.879
characters that were coloring things. But
it was good time. No, no,

1950
02:17:41.000 --> 02:17:43.879
no, And it is a good
time creating the characters. You know.

1951
02:17:45.440 --> 02:17:50.000
So oftentimes the characters of color,
the different sexu orientations fall to the

1952
02:17:50.040 --> 02:17:54.000
wayside based on the construction of them. You know. Yeah, that's happened

1953
02:17:54.079 --> 02:17:56.440
quite a bit. Sure. Sure. The issue now though, is that

1954
02:17:56.520 --> 02:17:58.840
now it's like a universal problem where
it's like now we have like no,

1955
02:18:00.159 --> 02:18:03.159
you can't really it really sucks that, like media companies have figured this out

1956
02:18:03.360 --> 02:18:07.879
because now there's no there's no real
legit criticism anywhere now because now you can

1957
02:18:09.040 --> 02:18:13.200
you can fully bet on people overreacting
to stuff that you weren't even planning as

1958
02:18:13.239 --> 02:18:16.399
like a political thing, you know
what I mean, Like you just cast

1959
02:18:16.440 --> 02:18:18.680
a show normally, and then you
can bet that there will be like a

1960
02:18:18.760 --> 02:18:20.920
bunch of people angry about it,
and that's free marketing. And then and

1961
02:18:20.959 --> 02:18:24.959
then people will take advantage of that. They'll be like, oh, look

1962
02:18:24.000 --> 02:18:26.799
at how woke we are, or
look at how fucking progressive we are.

1963
02:18:26.840 --> 02:18:31.879
We've got like this amazing cut and
people we're upsetting people with are fucking awesome

1964
02:18:31.959 --> 02:18:35.600
casting. And now it's used this
that and now like that bullshit outrage.

1965
02:18:35.639 --> 02:18:37.840
It's like profit, like profiting your
people profit from it. Is now acting

1966
02:18:37.920 --> 02:18:41.879
like it's like a marketing wing for
the for the fucking companies. Isn't that

1967
02:18:41.000 --> 02:18:46.840
a dragon age, dude, Ghostbusters? It's it's so annoying. It's just

1968
02:18:46.920 --> 02:18:50.040
to the point now where like you
write a story, right and you're like,

1969
02:18:50.120 --> 02:18:52.319
oh, I've a just character being
like this, and if you Adam

1970
02:18:52.399 --> 02:18:54.159
like that, people be like,
that's woke, and it's like, no,

1971
02:18:54.399 --> 02:18:58.120
I this is the person that fits
the character. The problem this goes

1972
02:18:58.159 --> 02:19:01.159
this goes back all the way to
the Busters twenty sixteen thing, where it's

1973
02:19:01.159 --> 02:19:05.120
like the problem with Ghostbusters twenty sixteen
wasn't that it was an all female cash

1974
02:19:05.319 --> 02:19:09.520
at all. Was part of the
problem was that it was a stupid idea

1975
02:19:09.000 --> 02:19:13.520
and that they were pretending like that
was some feet like that was like some

1976
02:19:13.680 --> 02:19:16.760
amazing fucking thing. Nobody asked for
it. Nobody asked for it. Nobody

1977
02:19:16.200 --> 02:19:20.040
Ghostbusters ever again, because those movies
are stupid. Ghostbusters is a bad I

1978
02:19:20.239 --> 02:19:24.479
like people, look, I appreciate
boost. I think the first Ghostbusters is

1979
02:19:24.559 --> 02:19:30.760
a fun movie. The second was
terrible. I was fun. It's bad.

1980
02:19:31.440 --> 02:19:33.319
I watched the new one. It
was it's looking. It's also terrible.

1981
02:19:33.360 --> 02:19:37.040
It's one of those things where it's
like, well, there's they obviously

1982
02:19:37.040 --> 02:19:41.319
heavily pumped nostalgia, but it has
the like you say, the oh,

1983
02:19:41.440 --> 02:19:45.280
let's let's try to make it kind
of woke to you know, like like

1984
02:19:46.000 --> 02:19:50.360
it's all performing, it's all even
even though that ship bombed. But because

1985
02:19:50.360 --> 02:19:52.799
nobody want to see it the twenty
sixty one, Yeah, nobody want to

1986
02:19:52.799 --> 02:19:54.159
see it. Bothers bevies. It's
like, what, like I can't like,

1987
02:19:54.200 --> 02:19:56.920
I don't know if I if I
write a story, right, and

1988
02:19:56.000 --> 02:20:00.680
I have like a fucking a white
a white show lead, right, and

1989
02:20:00.760 --> 02:20:03.440
I write a story and like,
I really particularly want a black character to

1990
02:20:03.520 --> 02:20:05.760
be this this character right, no
matter what. I'm like, that's woke

1991
02:20:07.159 --> 02:20:11.079
because in this world, I think, think of the think of the set,

1992
02:20:11.360 --> 02:20:16.079
the fact that there is one black
person in Star Wars universe. It's

1993
02:20:16.520 --> 02:20:22.920
stupid, that's crazy. It's all
one count count argument that is there's there

1994
02:20:22.000 --> 02:20:26.840
should be fewer, should there should
be a lesser number than zero. I

1995
02:20:26.920 --> 02:20:28.079
think there's two now, right,
they're in there. Two. There was

1996
02:20:28.200 --> 02:20:35.360
Lando, Lando and Orlando. There's
Maze, There's Finn and the There's Niggy

1997
02:20:37.079 --> 02:20:48.760
Nigg the black Tako's hinted that if
J J. Rally made Star Wars nig

1998
02:20:50.040 --> 02:20:52.520
swift Foot, he's just the fastest
character by far, And it's like,

1999
02:20:54.319 --> 02:20:58.440
man, it sucks that. Like
every it's the people that are so you

2000
02:20:58.520 --> 02:21:01.639
have the the vast majority of people, like ninety something percent of people that

2001
02:21:01.680 --> 02:21:03.360
are as dumb as fucking they'll believe
anything. And then there's the people that

2002
02:21:03.440 --> 02:21:07.159
are feeding them information that are aware. Yeah, they're still stupid, They're

2003
02:21:07.200 --> 02:21:11.879
still they're stupid, I think,
but they're aware. They know if they

2004
02:21:11.200 --> 02:21:16.559
accuse everything of being woke, they're
gonna get clicks. So even when they

2005
02:21:16.639 --> 02:21:18.600
know something isn't woke, like say, even when it's an original idea like

2006
02:21:18.680 --> 02:21:24.319
oh, here's this indie game that
stars as like African kid or whatever woke

2007
02:21:24.559 --> 02:21:26.440
and it's like, what do you
what does that mean? Like how could

2008
02:21:26.440 --> 02:21:30.079
that possibly be take place in Africa? It is Africa has white people.

2009
02:21:30.159 --> 02:21:33.719
It's like they're just some thing they
can think of that is like it doesn't

2010
02:21:33.760 --> 02:21:37.319
matter, like oh, yaske or
something any Yashka has been in things before

2011
02:21:37.479 --> 02:21:43.799
last example. Literally it is literally
the reverse. I've been saying this for

2012
02:21:43.879 --> 02:21:50.920
years. It is literally the reverse
of what what had been happening, which

2013
02:21:50.000 --> 02:21:54.280
was like, oh, this this
show has like uh, this show has

2014
02:21:54.319 --> 02:21:56.760
like a predominantly white cast. And
then it's like, oh that's racist.

2015
02:21:56.959 --> 02:22:00.600
Yeah, why why is it that? Why is that is not what the

2016
02:22:00.680 --> 02:22:03.600
show? I understand saying this argument
right, Let artists make the ship that

2017
02:22:03.639 --> 02:22:05.719
they want to make that's my they
want to make a who Black show,

2018
02:22:05.719 --> 02:22:07.159
they want to make an old white
show, they want to make a fucking

2019
02:22:07.200 --> 02:22:09.920
Jews show, they want to make
a fucking diverse show. Is that it's

2020
02:22:09.959 --> 02:22:13.000
good. If it's good, it
will stand on its own and people will

2021
02:22:13.000 --> 02:22:16.079
like it or hate it. And
that's that's where Chris that cars have the

2022
02:22:16.120 --> 02:22:18.479
ability to be able to create whatever
they want, right, right, But

2023
02:22:18.639 --> 02:22:24.360
it's so insane to create stories where
there's no like unless I disagree, that's

2024
02:22:24.399 --> 02:22:26.840
the period piece. No, I
fundamentally disagree, because there are places in

2025
02:22:26.840 --> 02:22:28.920
the country that are like, if
you want to make a story in Maine,

2026
02:22:28.920 --> 02:22:31.440
there's like literally like maybe like I
agree, I agree, right,

2027
02:22:31.479 --> 02:22:33.719
But if you have a story in
Maine and there's like it's like a ninety

2028
02:22:33.760 --> 02:22:37.840
plack cast, like that's a little, that's a little. I also agree

2029
02:22:37.840 --> 02:22:41.600
with that it's like supposed to be
accurate whatever. But stories like let's say

2030
02:22:41.639 --> 02:22:43.600
Game of Thrones, right right,
Game of Thrones in the book, there

2031
02:22:43.639 --> 02:22:48.559
are plenty of black characters, right, Okay, but for some reason in

2032
02:22:48.680 --> 02:22:52.440
the show, characters that were black
they made white. Yeah. I don't

2033
02:22:52.440 --> 02:22:54.959
know, I don't know. I
don't it's like and it's like, there's

2034
02:22:54.959 --> 02:22:58.959
also characters that they took away,
right, well, it's not every single

2035
02:22:58.040 --> 02:23:01.639
characters that were black, Like most
two characters that were black people, they

2036
02:23:01.719 --> 02:23:03.719
made them white. I don't know, yeah, I just look at the

2037
02:23:03.799 --> 02:23:07.520
only the only uh, well,
I would just say, hold on is

2038
02:23:07.559 --> 02:23:09.559
that is that would it be a
problem with the other I don't know.

2039
02:23:09.639 --> 02:23:11.360
I don't know. I know that
then they did it the other way around.

2040
02:23:11.479 --> 02:23:13.000
Well you did do it the way
around, right, No, no,

2041
02:23:13.040 --> 02:23:16.280
no no, but it fit the
purpose of the story because it helped

2042
02:23:16.319 --> 02:23:18.840
insinuate something. And then people got
mad if they had more black characters in

2043
02:23:18.879 --> 02:23:22.840
there. Well, that's what it's
supposed to be white to see that,

2044
02:23:22.879 --> 02:23:26.959
there's the dichotomy. It's it's I
agree. I also just kind of feel

2045
02:23:26.959 --> 02:23:30.079
like whatever do but you also understand
like, right, you're right, your

2046
02:23:30.159 --> 02:23:31.719
argument is not right. Here's the
thing because this a little devil's advocate.

2047
02:23:31.799 --> 02:23:37.799
The only reason why that that is
it's a Even though I want to believe

2048
02:23:37.920 --> 02:23:41.840
that's how things should be, I
don't trust people to just be make whatever

2049
02:23:41.879 --> 02:23:48.399
you want because of this history and
historically, like say that libertarian kind of

2050
02:23:48.440 --> 02:23:52.360
outlook on things like everybody do what
you want to do, things don't end

2051
02:23:52.440 --> 02:23:56.120
up well, and so in media
things might take a turn. Here's in

2052
02:23:56.200 --> 02:23:58.559
a way that it's not like the
way that you're envisioning. My counter argument

2053
02:23:58.600 --> 02:24:03.079
to that is like, if we
cannot live in a if we cannot live

2054
02:24:03.120 --> 02:24:05.440
in a structure where we are free
to do what we want with art and

2055
02:24:05.559 --> 02:24:09.799
we cannot be trusted and if things
go south or whatever, then that is

2056
02:24:09.959 --> 02:24:13.760
quite frankly not a species or a
culture that deserves to arrive anyway. Well,

2057
02:24:13.760 --> 02:24:16.120
then we should have been nuked a
long time ago. Yeah, the

2058
02:24:16.319 --> 02:24:20.959
humans are not. I agree.
I think the way absolute when you think

2059
02:24:20.000 --> 02:24:24.520
about like say that there's they're like, do you remember just a little scientgent

2060
02:24:24.760 --> 02:24:30.000
Candice Owens was saying, Oh,
the problem with Hitler was conquest and not

2061
02:24:30.200 --> 02:24:33.760
that like just being It's an insane
thing to say when it's like she said

2062
02:24:33.959 --> 02:24:37.319
it like that allowed bro and if
someone didn't walk up to her and you

2063
02:24:37.399 --> 02:24:41.319
know, just pow. Yeah,
she's still thriving, even though she's not

2064
02:24:41.319 --> 02:24:43.479
with the Daila Wry. She's still
thriving alive. It's weird, but like

2065
02:24:43.799 --> 02:24:48.159
the thing is, when the whole
world is based off of conquest, And

2066
02:24:48.239 --> 02:24:52.319
I'm like, what do you like
the whole the entire the entire, like

2067
02:24:52.399 --> 02:24:54.760
say, like you do not have
a problem with everybody, like say why

2068
02:24:54.840 --> 02:25:00.319
everybody speaks English Spanish? But whatever? All the like, that's she humans

2069
02:25:00.399 --> 02:25:03.639
did not do great ship throughout time. And when it comes to even translating

2070
02:25:03.680 --> 02:25:07.879
through art, I can't imagine how
long it would have taken for a lot

2071
02:25:07.920 --> 02:25:11.000
of things to have happened to even
normalizing people of color being in media in

2072
02:25:11.000 --> 02:25:15.479
the first place. If it wasn't
kind of forced and there wasn't like a

2073
02:25:15.559 --> 02:25:18.639
big pushback, I can't imagine.
That's what I'm saying. It's like when

2074
02:25:18.639 --> 02:25:20.399
I think about like fresh Prince's,
like, what do you think that it

2075
02:25:20.479 --> 02:25:24.440
was forced? You know? No, no, no, no, would

2076
02:25:24.440 --> 02:25:28.360
we even have a fresh Prince at
all? If people weren't forced to integrate?

2077
02:25:30.399 --> 02:25:33.760
Is what I'm saying. What would
black people get? Would black people

2078
02:25:33.799 --> 02:25:37.399
get? No, it's not the
concepts, the conception of it is the

2079
02:25:37.559 --> 02:25:41.159
same question. The the idea is
that, like, think of how long

2080
02:25:41.239 --> 02:25:46.360
it took us to just get even
now, look at the history that we

2081
02:25:46.440 --> 02:25:50.120
have now in us being in present
in things and shown in sort of movies,

2082
02:25:50.159 --> 02:25:52.959
you know it's not. And I
think this is because you're genuinely not

2083
02:25:52.120 --> 02:25:56.159
a racist person. Why this might
fly over your head a little bit?

2084
02:25:56.239 --> 02:25:58.440
No, I don't know what do
you mean because of the fact that it

2085
02:25:58.559 --> 02:26:03.559
took us so long to integrate,
period into this the mainstream world in general,

2086
02:26:03.120 --> 02:26:09.399
that weren't pushed and nudged along.
But I'm not saying that. What

2087
02:26:09.760 --> 02:26:13.000
do you think I'm saying exactly make
what you're saying, people should make what

2088
02:26:13.079 --> 02:26:16.760
they want to make right. But
if that was always the case, where

2089
02:26:16.799 --> 02:26:20.440
would we be now? I think
if that was always the case, we

2090
02:26:20.479 --> 02:26:24.920
would have had this a lot sooner. Probably is I agree, there's a

2091
02:26:26.760 --> 02:26:31.000
I like say, for example,
imagine saying estrapolating that to you know,

2092
02:26:31.159 --> 02:26:37.319
giving black people and women rights if
they had that libertarian mentality, people should

2093
02:26:37.319 --> 02:26:39.799
be able to do what they want
to do. Would that have happened without

2094
02:26:41.399 --> 02:26:45.639
actual forcing pushback and making this happen
because the right thing to do I'm talking

2095
02:26:45.680 --> 02:26:52.440
about I'm not talking about like,
No, that that translates though, what

2096
02:26:52.879 --> 02:27:00.959
are you're being a strong man right
now? The notion of those things all

2097
02:27:01.040 --> 02:27:03.159
stem from similar things in the world
happening. You know, why do you

2098
02:27:03.200 --> 02:27:07.000
think I was a thing in the
first place in arts? Can I tell

2099
02:27:07.000 --> 02:27:11.040
you something. I don't think that
ship's real. Okay, that's kind of

2100
02:27:11.079 --> 02:27:15.200
what I'm saying. I don't think
there is this fucking thing. What are

2101
02:27:15.200 --> 02:27:18.120
we talking about here? I don't
think de I is real in the way

2102
02:27:18.399 --> 02:27:20.760
in the way that people are talking
about it. No, I don't care

2103
02:27:20.799 --> 02:27:24.280
about what people are talking about.
I'm talking about actual d I know.

2104
02:27:24.399 --> 02:27:26.920
But what is actual de I do? Uh? So, like you want

2105
02:27:26.920 --> 02:27:30.520
to seeople getting forced into things,
It's not forced. It's giving them a

2106
02:27:30.799 --> 02:27:33.959
opportunity because they're historically fucked right,
because they're not forced into it. What

2107
02:27:35.040 --> 02:27:37.120
are you They're not being forced into
things? This is this is what I'm

2108
02:27:37.120 --> 02:27:41.600
saying. No, you cannot make
this thing unless you don't do this.

2109
02:27:43.280 --> 02:27:46.799
That is not what's happening. What's
happening is the industry and the people in

2110
02:27:46.920 --> 02:27:52.120
our world that are in that media
space have evolved in general and are choosing

2111
02:27:52.200 --> 02:27:58.440
to do this anyway. You know, conspiracy, conspiracy, I don't know

2112
02:27:58.879 --> 02:28:03.879
you're talking is that's what that's the
idea? Are you talking talking to the

2113
02:28:03.959 --> 02:28:07.799
precursor of that? What happened is
for a long time I don't know who

2114
02:28:07.799 --> 02:28:11.239
you're listening to. That's not what
de I is. I is not nefarious

2115
02:28:11.879 --> 02:28:15.479
in the beginning, in the beginning
of it, because what happens I think

2116
02:28:15.479 --> 02:28:18.079
you guys are talking about like it's
like c r T. It's like there

2117
02:28:18.159 --> 02:28:22.000
is nothing the farious about until somebody
gave it an a faarious label, like

2118
02:28:22.120 --> 02:28:24.319
I like, what do we like? I don't know where you're like,

2119
02:28:24.879 --> 02:28:28.159
Diversity Inclusions talks about the I.
I don't care what people are saying.

2120
02:28:28.319 --> 02:28:31.440
What I'm talking about, what how
people talk about things? Define what it

2121
02:28:31.559 --> 02:28:39.239
is? Yes, talk about how
we're saying one times one is two because

2122
02:28:39.280 --> 02:28:48.639
he believes seventy percent of people believe
that that would make it define definition.

2123
02:28:48.879 --> 02:28:52.959
That's how you guys are both literally
right, but you guys are arguing different

2124
02:28:54.000 --> 02:28:58.200
segments how cultural feelings, and I'm
talking about what is real. What happens

2125
02:28:58.280 --> 02:29:03.639
is if if And then the conception
of d md I, right before it

2126
02:29:03.760 --> 02:29:09.040
became a thing about marketing or bullshit
like that, they would literally took people

2127
02:29:09.120 --> 02:29:11.559
that did not inquir not include these
things, and they put them into it.

2128
02:29:13.639 --> 02:29:18.319
And then that notion started the waterfall
of allowing people of color being involved

2129
02:29:18.360 --> 02:29:22.040
in things in general. That was
the beginning of the wave of happening at

2130
02:29:22.120 --> 02:29:24.559
this point now where we're going through
more or less. Yes, there's a

2131
02:29:24.559 --> 02:29:26.760
lot of people that are sooe horned
to things they shouldn't have been in.

2132
02:29:26.079 --> 02:29:31.360
But without without the nature of it
happening the first few times, it might

2133
02:29:31.440 --> 02:29:33.360
have not. We don't know when
it would have happened. Well, that's

2134
02:29:33.399 --> 02:29:35.959
one thing, I'll say, what
would think that's the that's the argument he's

2135
02:29:35.959 --> 02:29:41.559
making. Let's not look like now
if we had the libertarian libertarian position is

2136
02:29:41.120 --> 02:29:43.520
let people do what they want to
do. And we're talking about art,

2137
02:29:45.239 --> 02:29:48.840
and so you have all of these
execs and people that don't want to include

2138
02:29:48.920 --> 02:29:54.520
say say it wasn't it wasn't.
Let's just talk about like say two thousand

2139
02:29:54.559 --> 02:29:58.120
and four to two thousand and five
Justice League, there was the idea wasn't

2140
02:29:58.120 --> 02:30:03.239
to put John Stewart in. They
put him in there for d I purposes.

2141
02:30:03.799 --> 02:30:05.840
They want a diversity. That's the
the d stance for diversity. So

2142
02:30:07.159 --> 02:30:11.079
there's equity and inclusion. But like
they just we want to not make the

2143
02:30:11.239 --> 02:30:15.600
cast is white. And it's like
that wasn't the obviously putting in Hal Jordan

2144
02:30:15.719 --> 02:30:18.479
is the move because he's the guy, he's the major, Like, no,

2145
02:30:18.799 --> 02:30:20.719
put in John Stewart, we need
somebody we want to black. This

2146
02:30:20.879 --> 02:30:24.680
up ended up working out. It
ended up working out, that's true,

2147
02:30:26.360 --> 02:30:31.440
and it ended up working out extremely
and of young fans in like really well.

2148
02:30:31.479 --> 02:30:35.600
But it's if we think about if
we take the libertytarian approach let people

2149
02:30:35.639 --> 02:30:37.799
do what they want, that never
would have happened. And it may have

2150
02:30:37.879 --> 02:30:41.120
been through ignorant it may have been
through prejudice, but it might have taken

2151
02:30:41.159 --> 02:30:46.239
forever. We don't know exactly.
Assuming that let people do what they want

2152
02:30:46.440 --> 02:30:52.159
means that there's just like there's never
it's just like one idea from start to

2153
02:30:52.200 --> 02:30:56.159
finish, and it never changes or
adapts. It may very well. What

2154
02:30:56.479 --> 02:31:01.000
I'm talking about is like they're not
let's let's imagine the writer's room for the

2155
02:31:01.120 --> 02:31:03.200
Justice League. They were like,
all right, let's just make a just

2156
02:31:03.319 --> 02:31:05.319
make the Justice League. It is
in our heads, right, we'll probably

2157
02:31:05.319 --> 02:31:07.360
be just like the team of a
little bit a team of white people.

2158
02:31:07.440 --> 02:31:11.440
Right. Usually I would imagine at
that time, especially, somebody comes in

2159
02:31:11.440 --> 02:31:13.559
and it's like, we should probably
make one of these like different, And

2160
02:31:13.600 --> 02:31:18.399
then somebody's been like, oh,
yeah, all right. That's different than

2161
02:31:18.479 --> 02:31:22.399
being like I want to make a
show about country life in Maine or whatever,

2162
02:31:22.520 --> 02:31:26.239
right, where it's like specifically about
this specific family or whatever. Right,

2163
02:31:26.319 --> 02:31:28.319
Oh, yes, that that But
there's a difference there. But that's

2164
02:31:28.840 --> 02:31:31.239
because there's no it's not like I
need it to be white. It was

2165
02:31:31.360 --> 02:31:33.879
just like white as a default.
And then like there was a suggestion there

2166
02:31:33.920 --> 02:31:37.440
to be like, oh, the
same thing happened with Seinfeld actually because they

2167
02:31:37.520 --> 02:31:39.479
needed like they were like, this
show is like really only appealing to like

2168
02:31:39.959 --> 02:31:43.000
very specific section of the audiences.
You gotta get a woman in here.

2169
02:31:43.200 --> 02:31:45.239
They were like, yeah, that's
actually a good idea. Yeah, we

2170
02:31:45.319 --> 02:31:48.440
hadn't thought about that, but that's
that's there's a difference between that and I

2171
02:31:48.520 --> 02:31:52.639
think like the idea of how it
is being talked about, where it's like

2172
02:31:52.639 --> 02:31:58.479
people are forcing the shit at the
at specifically the detest or at specifically the

2173
02:32:00.000 --> 02:32:03.360
opposing wishes of the people who created
it. I agree with you, there's

2174
02:32:03.360 --> 02:32:05.440
a staunch idea where it's like,
we can't have a black person here,

2175
02:32:05.760 --> 02:32:11.319
you know what I mean. I
don't think that's real. Beforehand, we

2176
02:32:11.360 --> 02:32:13.200
would never know if that would so
first of all, Like, I don't

2177
02:32:13.239 --> 02:32:16.079
even think that's that extreme, because
when you think about like the former owner

2178
02:32:16.120 --> 02:32:22.239
of the Clippers, Donald Sterling,
a seethingly racist person. He owns an

2179
02:32:22.319 --> 02:32:26.600
organization that is eighty percent black people
you know in it well, of course,

2180
02:32:26.680 --> 02:32:31.719
and he's seethingly the idea of that
not being possibly being talking points like

2181
02:32:31.760 --> 02:32:35.959
I don't want black people in it. It's kind of also silly to think

2182
02:32:35.000 --> 02:32:39.440
that people that are Look, here's
here's the thing. My thing is,

2183
02:32:39.319 --> 02:32:43.719
I don't I don't like the idea
of forcing people to do shit. Obviously.

2184
02:32:43.840 --> 02:32:46.840
I actually, when I was much
younger, well over a decade ago,

2185
02:32:46.879 --> 02:32:48.559
I used to have some libertarian principles
roll like I think, But then

2186
02:32:48.600 --> 02:32:52.600
when I got older, I'm like, that doesn't make sense because people are

2187
02:32:52.600 --> 02:32:54.159
gonna get fucked in their asses.
There's gonna be country, there's gonna be

2188
02:32:54.200 --> 02:32:58.079
states where it's just the wild West, and and and then women are property

2189
02:32:58.159 --> 02:33:01.040
shit and black people don't don't are
not exist, you know what I mean?

2190
02:33:01.600 --> 02:33:07.000
Because literally we live in this country
that there's so many stupid and racist

2191
02:33:07.040 --> 02:33:11.719
people that want this ideals of people
I don't even understand they're stupid or racist's

2192
02:33:11.719 --> 02:33:15.440
the biggest problem comes from that.
It's like, unfortunately, in some instances,

2193
02:33:15.600 --> 02:33:18.079
there are people that are trying to
some of those crazy people that are

2194
02:33:18.120 --> 02:33:22.760
on YouTube are right to a certain
extent that there are people trying to overcorrect

2195
02:33:22.280 --> 02:33:26.040
and insert bullshit and it's kind of
making and I feel like it's backifire.

2196
02:33:26.079 --> 02:33:28.840
I think it's more of a writing
issue than a casting issue or a representation

2197
02:33:28.920 --> 02:33:31.959
issue, though I don't. I
don't think it's a matter of like there

2198
02:33:31.959 --> 02:33:33.680
are too many black people in the
show. I think it's a matter of,

2199
02:33:33.760 --> 02:33:37.719
like there there are there's this conversations
that just don't happen. There's conversations

2200
02:33:37.760 --> 02:33:41.520
about like it's it's so, I've
seen it, and it is it is.

2201
02:33:41.719 --> 02:33:45.200
I get it, like I get
why it's irritating it and I wish

2202
02:33:45.239 --> 02:33:48.120
it was just like these conversations are
don't happen. I mean, you're you're

2203
02:33:48.239 --> 02:33:52.559
right, you're right, but you're
not. It's transcended. You're not one

2204
02:33:52.600 --> 02:33:56.000
of those people that would think those
things. Yeah, it's what happens is

2205
02:33:56.079 --> 02:34:00.920
that your brain is trying to logic
it. You're like, but why wouldn't

2206
02:34:01.079 --> 02:34:03.920
this thing change? Eventually? The
things that would fit more, you know

2207
02:34:03.000 --> 02:34:05.840
obviously, like, oh, eventually
you would change it because you know,

2208
02:34:05.840 --> 02:34:09.000
obviously diversity would spice things up,
it would add different dynamics. Right,

2209
02:34:09.479 --> 02:34:13.879
But some people genuinely don't think that. They would make it as cookie cutter

2210
02:34:13.000 --> 02:34:18.040
and removing things as much as possible
because they think it's the right thing to

2211
02:34:18.120 --> 02:34:22.120
do. Like, if you're making
a show about rural Maine, obviously that's

2212
02:34:22.159 --> 02:34:26.079
gonna it may have a black character
because every pretty much everyone that goes school

2213
02:34:26.120 --> 02:34:28.840
knows at least one black person,
you know, pretty much, not everybody,

2214
02:34:28.920 --> 02:34:31.120
not everybody, not even in Maine, right, our friends from Maine,

2215
02:34:31.159 --> 02:34:37.440
he knew one black person's and that
character would stick out. You know,

2216
02:34:37.440 --> 02:34:39.239
I'm probably this person is different from
everybody else. You know, those

2217
02:34:39.319 --> 02:34:43.559
usually characters in your life, you
know. But instance, right, when

2218
02:34:43.559 --> 02:34:45.120
you'd make that thing, right,
you'd be all right, this doesn't have

2219
02:34:45.159 --> 02:34:48.040
any black characters in it, Right, That's that's relatively fine. Right,

2220
02:34:48.280 --> 02:34:50.479
But like for instance, and this
is my Grapfa Seinfeld, right, But

2221
02:34:50.600 --> 02:34:56.920
it's not always it's that like Mike
Grapfa Silulfeld. Right, It's like Seinfeld

2222
02:34:56.040 --> 02:34:58.479
is a show that takes place in
New York City, Right, right.

2223
02:35:00.319 --> 02:35:03.360
New York City is so heavily black, especially at that period of time,

2224
02:35:03.879 --> 02:35:07.440
and you see, like me,
four or five black characters, you know,

2225
02:35:07.680 --> 02:35:11.360
maybe maybe four or five, maybe
maybe very fluckly I think three actually,

2226
02:35:11.600 --> 02:35:16.559
and that doesn't make sense to me. You see maybe four Hispanic characters,

2227
02:35:16.120 --> 02:35:20.840
and I'm like, like me being
there and living in there, how

2228
02:35:20.920 --> 02:35:24.799
could you? How could I make
a story about I gonna worry about New

2229
02:35:24.879 --> 02:35:26.319
York? I thought about it constantly
when I was watching. That's why my

2230
02:35:26.360 --> 02:35:30.239
grandmother didn't really Care's why some people
I know didn't really care about that show

2231
02:35:30.319 --> 02:35:33.520
too much. I think I felt
the objectively a fantastically written show. I

2232
02:35:33.600 --> 02:35:35.840
think I can't be denied about it. That's interesting. But you know,

2233
02:35:37.079 --> 02:35:39.399
things like that for me is like, as a person from my perspective,

2234
02:35:39.600 --> 02:35:41.879
rocking so much of a very amateur
writer at best, How could I make

2235
02:35:41.920 --> 02:35:46.600
a story about the world I live
in without having so many other colors and

2236
02:35:46.719 --> 02:35:50.600
shades in it? Look, that's
what I think of it. You know,

2237
02:35:50.920 --> 02:35:52.959
you think of that probably too innately, because your life is around people

2238
02:35:54.000 --> 02:35:56.840
of so many colors and shades as
well. But some people, even though

2239
02:35:56.879 --> 02:36:00.280
they exist like that, they probably
still not put that shit in there.

2240
02:36:00.600 --> 02:36:01.559
Yeah, this better for the story
I want to tell. And it's like,

2241
02:36:01.639 --> 02:36:05.719
but how how could you you never
met anyone like this or like that?

2242
02:36:05.959 --> 02:36:07.559
Well, it depends on the difference
of like what you're focusing on for

2243
02:36:07.639 --> 02:36:09.760
your story, you know what I
mean. I agree that's important as well.

2244
02:36:09.799 --> 02:36:13.959
We're not interested in Sinefeld they We're
not interested in creating a believable New

2245
02:36:13.040 --> 02:36:16.920
York City. I agree. Also, it's literally just a very Jewish show

2246
02:36:18.000 --> 02:36:22.719
about Jews in New York, very
Jewish, And that shows a fine the

2247
02:36:22.760 --> 02:36:24.840
prediction of it, right, But
for it for me, if I was

2248
02:36:24.879 --> 02:36:28.399
making a show in New York,
it have they'd have my fuckers from Tibet

2249
02:36:28.440 --> 02:36:31.319
because I've met my fucks from Tibet
in the show. Yeah, in my

2250
02:36:31.399 --> 02:36:33.239
life. You know, that's the
that's the nature and difference between how things

2251
02:36:33.280 --> 02:36:37.079
work. You know, if you're
telling a particular kind of story, especially

2252
02:36:37.159 --> 02:36:39.479
in a part of a world.
What is so diverse in the world of

2253
02:36:39.559 --> 02:36:45.280
space where there's aliens and magic,
in a world where there is dragons and

2254
02:36:45.520 --> 02:36:50.040
demons and all that ship having if
it's if it's not a period pieces,

2255
02:36:52.399 --> 02:36:54.120
most people don't give a Yeah,
that's true. Well, I'll bring it

2256
02:36:54.159 --> 02:36:56.879
back to the conversation because do you
remember, do you guys remember Kingdom Come

2257
02:36:56.920 --> 02:37:00.879
Deliverance. Yes, yeah, I'm
hearing it was like a big thing about

2258
02:37:00.879 --> 02:37:03.319
that game because like there were no
minority characters in that game, because it

2259
02:37:03.319 --> 02:37:05.959
took place in like a very specific
place at a very specific time. And

2260
02:37:05.000 --> 02:37:07.360
that's and that's kind of thing that
I'm talking about. It's just like,

2261
02:37:07.440 --> 02:37:11.600
come on, they clearly wanted to
do something very specific and just let them

2262
02:37:11.639 --> 02:37:13.680
do. Like I don't, I
don't really understand what the problem is,

2263
02:37:13.760 --> 02:37:16.479
right, Yeah, that's more arbitrary, that's totally. It's total. Well,

2264
02:37:16.559 --> 02:37:20.399
it's it's you can tell that things
like that is it's just a part

2265
02:37:20.440 --> 02:37:24.440
of this the culture war talking point
because people don't atually it's like say the

2266
02:37:24.479 --> 02:37:26.799
first two Dragon Ages there's zero black
people in them, right, there's nothing.

2267
02:37:26.840 --> 02:37:30.239
There's nothing, and no one gave
up and it was pre cultural bullshit.

2268
02:37:30.399 --> 02:37:31.879
So that's who right now, there's
the thing going on right now where

2269
02:37:31.879 --> 02:37:37.079
it's just translated because most people in
the most people on average, especially most

2270
02:37:37.079 --> 02:37:39.879
people in the United States, most
people lean left. They don't care.

2271
02:37:39.000 --> 02:37:41.399
They only care about what you care
about. Criticis they want good writing,

2272
02:37:41.440 --> 02:37:45.719
good storytelling. Yeah, I want
to be where you're at. I want

2273
02:37:45.760 --> 02:37:48.079
to be optimistic too, to be
like I want people to just write and

2274
02:37:48.120 --> 02:37:52.440
be able to do whatever they want. But there's too many fucking weirdos out

2275
02:37:52.440 --> 02:37:54.280
there. There's too many people on
the top that are seethingly racist too,

2276
02:37:54.280 --> 02:37:58.600
which is fucking it's crazy. Yeah, it doesn't seem really to you.

2277
02:37:58.680 --> 02:38:01.360
They get exposed. It's kind of
like says Harvey Weinstein of fucking how like

2278
02:38:01.399 --> 02:38:05.000
how much of a monstery is that? But those are the people kind of

2279
02:38:05.159 --> 02:38:09.520
in charge of like funding ship.
They're not really making creative they they they

2280
02:38:11.200 --> 02:38:16.120
producers without their money, they fund
it and they do very little. They

2281
02:38:16.920 --> 02:38:20.440
some producers usually do not do very
fun some producer, some do a lot.

2282
02:38:20.559 --> 02:38:24.280
A lot of people are producing.
You know, a lot of rich

2283
02:38:24.319 --> 02:38:26.520
people are producing their own films now, So other producers say the funk out.

2284
02:38:28.159 --> 02:38:30.559
Yeah, that's true. They're they're
producing their own film because like,

2285
02:38:30.639 --> 02:38:33.079
fuck you, I'm gonna make the
majors Because a lot of times you're like,

2286
02:38:33.079 --> 02:38:35.239
if you're gonna use my money to
make this, you're gonna do what

2287
02:38:35.280 --> 02:38:37.280
I want to do this way?
Yeah, you know you're gonna have those.

2288
02:38:37.479 --> 02:38:39.600
You're not gonna I'm not gonna take
the whole creative direction. You're still

2289
02:38:39.600 --> 02:38:41.719
gonna have a director and all this
ship. But it's like, there are

2290
02:38:41.760 --> 02:38:46.479
certain Marvel movies, Marvel movies,
compared to how fucking Raimy actually directs.

2291
02:38:46.799 --> 02:38:50.600
Look at fucking freaking what's his name? The guy that made Knives Out and

2292
02:38:50.879 --> 02:38:54.319
fucking uh fucking uh Force Awakens whatever
it's called right at his name, actually

2293
02:38:56.319 --> 02:38:58.000
is a good ass director. He's
a great one. In fact, i'd

2294
02:38:58.000 --> 02:39:03.360
probably say, yeah, men,
he fucking made that movie. No no,

2295
02:39:03.479 --> 02:39:05.799
no, no, but it got, but it got. They got

2296
02:39:05.879 --> 02:39:09.239
chipped up into several different things and
they got like hodge podge and the stuff.

2297
02:39:09.239 --> 02:39:11.879
But that's but that's different. This
is this is kind of exactly what

2298
02:39:11.920 --> 02:39:13.760
I'm talking about. Where don't think
peopleunderstand I don't think people fully understand the

2299
02:39:13.799 --> 02:39:16.799
things that they're that they talk about. When you're making a movie, it's

2300
02:39:16.840 --> 02:39:20.239
not really the director, Like the
director is in charge of directing the movie.

2301
02:39:20.479 --> 02:39:26.600
You give the art direction. There's
I really don't understand people's problem with

2302
02:39:26.680 --> 02:39:28.280
with the Last Jedi as far as
like Ryan Johnson is concerned, like,

2303
02:39:28.319 --> 02:39:31.120
I really, I really don't get
it. But what do you mean as

2304
02:39:31.159 --> 02:39:33.959
far as Ryan Johnson is concerned,
Like his role on the movie, Yeah,

2305
02:39:35.040 --> 02:39:37.840
I don't really I'm gonna sip still
made. But the producer producers often

2306
02:39:37.920 --> 02:39:41.959
have say in the script. They
often have say, I understand, but

2307
02:39:43.879 --> 02:39:46.680
in a mogul machine the size of
that one, he probably had very little

2308
02:39:46.799 --> 02:39:50.879
say right, yeah, you know, same thing with even the characters.

2309
02:39:50.920 --> 02:39:52.319
You know people, Hey, freaking
Daisy Scott wherever her name is right,

2310
02:39:52.680 --> 02:39:56.120
she's a fantastic actor. I've seen
her in a bunch of her movies.

2311
02:39:56.159 --> 02:40:03.360
That's so funny her name there is
Daisy Dally Scott because you really accused them

2312
02:40:03.399 --> 02:40:05.239
both. Yeah, Like I was
like, wait, what is that?

2313
02:40:07.760 --> 02:40:11.319
But what like she's a good,
good actress. I would say, you're

2314
02:40:11.399 --> 02:40:13.600
right about all that, But that
one's a little more confused to me.

2315
02:40:13.680 --> 02:40:16.959
But I would say a better example, just the other one, the Rise

2316
02:40:16.000 --> 02:40:20.719
of Skywalker, where I would say
J. J. A. Rams probably

2317
02:40:20.920 --> 02:40:26.600
did not want to have a Palpatine
in it. I imagine that was a

2318
02:40:26.680 --> 02:40:28.639
much higher up decision, like put
that nigga in there. We got to

2319
02:40:28.719 --> 02:40:33.280
make sure some money. So it's
like I think it, and I think

2320
02:40:33.319 --> 02:40:35.760
it's varies, like right, like
which producer is just happy to be like,

2321
02:40:35.840 --> 02:40:37.799
I know this is going to be
a hit. Here's your money,

2322
02:40:37.879 --> 02:40:41.000
yeah, here's here's my money,
here's my name. Yeah, like this

2323
02:40:41.120 --> 02:40:45.600
is cool. But then that's most
producers to be fair because because a smart

2324
02:40:45.600 --> 02:40:48.319
producer is going to back something that
should do well. Right, So it's

2325
02:40:48.360 --> 02:40:52.799
like, I trust you do your
thing, but I guess there's you know,

2326
02:40:52.079 --> 02:40:56.600
I guess it's completely very So I
think there's a lot of a lot

2327
02:40:56.600 --> 02:41:01.559
of things when it comes to the
idea of inclusion, of having characters in

2328
02:41:01.639 --> 02:41:03.040
the world, right and Unfortunately,
because you live in a world that,

2329
02:41:03.319 --> 02:41:07.000
uh, a country, in a
world that's had so much shitty like by

2330
02:41:07.200 --> 02:41:11.639
nature of us being humans not so
much shitty things, it's very hard for

2331
02:41:11.920 --> 02:41:13.639
particularly people of color, to be
like, oh, they would include us

2332
02:41:13.639 --> 02:41:18.360
and stuff like this, because so
often they did not for not that long

2333
02:41:18.440 --> 02:41:20.159
ago they did that, you know. Yeah, and and and then all

2334
02:41:20.200 --> 02:41:24.639
the time being us, you find
out that there's people that are like hate

2335
02:41:24.680 --> 02:41:28.639
us for no fucking reason that we
thought were like just kind of benign or

2336
02:41:28.799 --> 02:41:31.280
apathetic to us, And you're like, oh, this person fucking hates us.

2337
02:41:31.600 --> 02:41:33.799
They hate you for a good reason. I am. I am,

2338
02:41:35.000 --> 02:41:37.639
But me being black doesn't make me
evil. I'll be fucking I I'd be

2339
02:41:37.680 --> 02:41:41.920
way worse i was white. Fact, let me, I'd be doing stuff

2340
02:41:41.559 --> 02:41:46.959
influence exactly I've been doing. My
charisma plus whiteness would be scary because I'd

2341
02:41:46.000 --> 02:41:50.559
have a probably be like, yeah, eat babies whole Yeah, Hey,

2342
02:41:50.639 --> 02:41:54.120
what is up with that? How
come we don't have enough? Where's all

2343
02:41:54.159 --> 02:41:58.399
the successful black holes? AFA,
we don't have They're not in the US.

2344
02:41:58.520 --> 02:42:01.520
We don't have you know why,
we know exactly why. In the

2345
02:42:01.639 --> 02:42:09.000
US, there's like Coney and all
that wes who were not that bad and

2346
02:42:09.079 --> 02:42:13.479
they killed that guy. Sleep with
that. By the way, he's dead.

2347
02:42:13.559 --> 02:42:16.959
Probably he probably got kill, was
probably dead eight years ago, probably

2348
02:42:16.479 --> 02:42:20.200
started. I completely agree. We
probably thought he was a mess before the

2349
02:42:20.280 --> 02:42:24.000
line the line twelve, dude,
damn that ship. What a black fucking

2350
02:42:24.399 --> 02:42:28.479
on my face. It's probably a
make me talking about that in twenty twelve

2351
02:42:28.520 --> 02:42:31.719
and I'm like, yeah, bro, somebody posted a fucking delicious Coney and

2352
02:42:31.799 --> 02:42:35.319
put Cony twenty twelve, and that
that's the for meny, that that's the

2353
02:42:35.360 --> 02:42:37.719
other for me. I just saw
that, I was like, he you

2354
02:42:37.799 --> 02:42:39.040
call that a cony just now,
Jesus. I mean, but that's what

2355
02:42:39.399 --> 02:42:43.319
somebody put that. And Cony was
like that looks delicious and that's all that

2356
02:42:43.440 --> 02:42:46.200
means to me. Now, you
know, it's crazy sometime to say fank

2357
02:42:46.239 --> 02:42:48.440
flitter. Still, No, you
don't. Sometimes I do. Yes,

2358
02:42:48.520 --> 02:42:50.600
it is that something that you you
would hear that. I don't talk about

2359
02:42:52.000 --> 02:42:54.799
hearing that before people Frank Footer.
Yeah, I'm also raised by an old

2360
02:42:54.840 --> 02:42:58.559
person. I remember that, Like
my dad would say it, yeah,

2361
02:42:58.760 --> 02:43:01.760
and my dad and my mom and
but they're like, sixties seven hot dog.

2362
02:43:01.959 --> 02:43:05.479
I literally this isn't I think it's
a New York thing. Actually yeah,

2363
02:43:05.600 --> 02:43:07.840
probably yeah, yeah. I literally
Boomers called it Frankfurters, and then

2364
02:43:07.920 --> 02:43:11.920
Jacks were like they probably called them. They probably called it franks. And

2365
02:43:13.000 --> 02:43:16.120
then the pre theems called it Frankfurters. And they were like, let me

2366
02:43:16.159 --> 02:43:18.000
get a hot dog, hot dog. I mean, you got a hot

2367
02:43:18.040 --> 02:43:24.159
dog, hot dog A lot of
bains. I mean, hot dog is

2368
02:43:24.159 --> 02:43:26.840
a pretty disgusting word for it.
It's not a very appetizing name for a

2369
02:43:26.879 --> 02:43:31.079
dog. Pretty good, honestly,
like a good like a good hot dogs,

2370
02:43:31.079 --> 02:43:35.280
not not bad at all Chicago dirty
dog. Oh god, bro shits

2371
02:43:35.280 --> 02:43:37.079
are fucking delicious. There's things at
the sound outside of bars at like two

2372
02:43:37.079 --> 02:43:41.399
am that are like the street dogs. Dude, Oh my god. The

2373
02:43:41.479 --> 02:43:43.920
California street dog is really good because
of the fact that there's so much peppers.

2374
02:43:45.000 --> 02:43:48.000
Bro but they also grill it grilled. That's really the wrapped, these

2375
02:43:48.000 --> 02:43:52.000
little onions on it. It's just
a little a little mustard. Good for

2376
02:43:52.120 --> 02:43:56.840
me. It's the peppers, peppers
my night up. Though for sure I

2377
02:43:56.040 --> 02:44:01.719
love I like the bacon, bacon
wrap, maybe a little onion if they're

2378
02:44:01.760 --> 02:44:03.520
not too big, and then it'll
just a teen bit of mustard. Put

2379
02:44:03.600 --> 02:44:07.639
it in my mind, the weight
of the hot dog. What'd you say?

2380
02:44:07.760 --> 02:44:11.479
In fact, give me a bun
with just peppers and then put the

2381
02:44:11.600 --> 02:44:16.079
dog on it. Give me a
bun with a bun that's great. With

2382
02:44:16.239 --> 02:44:24.200
a bun with bacon wrap the buns
and bacon for fry it. That sounds

2383
02:44:24.280 --> 02:44:28.000
low key, fucking actually wild,
sounds pretty amazing. A hot dog bun

2384
02:44:28.120 --> 02:44:33.959
wrapped in bacon with the dog inside
it and fry it. Actually put that

2385
02:44:33.040 --> 02:44:35.159
in a bun. Where can I
get a good dog? Because I want

2386
02:44:35.159 --> 02:44:41.120
to go get a dog actually actually
a broa that way we see those pinks.

2387
02:44:41.200 --> 02:44:46.520
Pinks is pretty good. Yeah,
but doghouse, there's a doghouse,

2388
02:44:46.559 --> 02:44:48.319
alright, it's true. Do you
know what dog has is? Dude?

2389
02:44:48.879 --> 02:44:54.280
Doghouses really good? I've never had
their hot dog. I don't think father

2390
02:44:54.360 --> 02:44:58.799
sandwiches good. Damn. That might
be the move I wish I wasn't busy

2391
02:44:58.799 --> 02:45:03.399
today. I would like family.
You gotta go, yeah, rescue them

2392
02:45:03.399 --> 02:45:09.399
from Nazis. Right, of course, there's always me Sweeney's saving. They're

2393
02:45:09.479 --> 02:45:16.319
like in the temple at dump,
terrified, crying her hair out, take

2394
02:45:16.319 --> 02:45:22.280
her heart out. Golly mo,
Lily got abducted by a by a bunch

2395
02:45:22.280 --> 02:45:28.239
of network executives, and she's gonna
be forced shoehorn into a Star Wars show,

2396
02:45:28.440 --> 02:45:31.799
into a sitcom. The idea,
by the way, by the way,

2397
02:45:31.799 --> 02:45:35.559
about that Acolyte show that they were
like review bombing, like some movie

2398
02:45:35.639 --> 02:45:41.360
called Acolyte that has nothing to do. The reviews of the show are not

2399
02:45:41.520 --> 02:45:48.280
quite as bad as that. I
hate out. They can't even be evil,

2400
02:45:48.479 --> 02:45:52.159
right, I think it's honestly why
podcasts are exploding, uh as far

2401
02:45:52.200 --> 02:45:54.600
as like in the review space,
because like it's really the only place that

2402
02:45:54.600 --> 02:45:56.200
you could go to hear an actual
conversation about the ship that that that you

2403
02:45:56.639 --> 02:46:01.600
relatively organs instead of like looking at
like a number that like means fuck all.

2404
02:46:01.040 --> 02:46:05.200
Yeah, that was a bulletrain for
me. Number Bullet Train was like,

2405
02:46:05.239 --> 02:46:07.079
all, this movie is not very
good. All that ship then I

2406
02:46:07.120 --> 02:46:09.799
saw and I was just like,
that ship was insane. That was dude.

2407
02:46:09.840 --> 02:46:13.000
That was I keep saying, that's
the biggest zeitgeist and I think in

2408
02:46:13.079 --> 02:46:18.360
human history. Fucking uh tapka.
Maverick came out. That movie is fine,

2409
02:46:18.440 --> 02:46:22.040
It is fine. I saw it. It's do not watch it,

2410
02:46:22.120 --> 02:46:26.479
don't want it's literally I don't care
enough about lots and lots of different planes.

2411
02:46:26.559 --> 02:46:30.440
Yeah, the movie Bullet Train was
fucking great. It was on this

2412
02:46:30.559 --> 02:46:33.159
fun there. Reviews were like ten
out of ten for Maverick and then people

2413
02:46:33.159 --> 02:46:37.319
were like that ship was mid Like
I was like, this is the craziest

2414
02:46:37.360 --> 02:46:41.239
thing I think I've ever witnessed.
That was American. That's why I felt

2415
02:46:41.239 --> 02:46:43.079
the same way watching that movie.
That's like almost it's it's they're very different

2416
02:46:43.159 --> 02:46:46.760
levels obviously, but like it was
like an r R type thing where I

2417
02:46:46.840 --> 02:46:48.879
was like, this is just fun
and ridiculous. Yeah, this is perfect.

2418
02:46:48.959 --> 02:46:52.200
Yeah, but it wasn't even fun
in like a junk food way.

2419
02:46:52.239 --> 02:46:56.399
It actually felt like genuine like this
is so genuinely this is genuinely entertained.

2420
02:46:56.399 --> 02:46:58.399
I felt like I was playing a
video game, like a good one thousand.

2421
02:47:01.399 --> 02:47:03.559
I don't watched a movie in two
seconments. That was just crazy.

2422
02:47:03.680 --> 02:47:07.159
It's pretty fun. It's pretty goddamn
long. It's like three hours anyway,

2423
02:47:07.040 --> 02:47:11.360
anyway, that's we're going a long
Yeah, we again, we might actually

2424
02:47:11.399 --> 02:47:13.000
cut we should we should maybe cut
that last part and put it as its

2425
02:47:13.000 --> 02:47:16.680
own thing. I know, right, make it it's like here you go.

2426
02:47:16.959 --> 02:47:20.680
Yeah, but just like maybe like
just some like extra thing, you

2427
02:47:20.719 --> 02:47:24.440
know what I mean, just for
I think comments like that are necessary to

2428
02:47:24.479 --> 02:47:26.399
be had. Unfortunately, the thing
is that our fans don't really come here

2429
02:47:26.479 --> 02:47:31.319
for that now, But I think
I think it's cool to be had.

2430
02:47:31.360 --> 02:47:33.120
We need we need this because because
what happened is a lot of people are

2431
02:47:33.159 --> 02:47:37.680
misinformed about a lot of context of
things and they just don't think about it.

2432
02:47:37.719 --> 02:47:39.440
And I think you should have conversations
like about stuff like that. Yeah,

2433
02:47:39.440 --> 02:47:41.959
but I think that's gay. It
is gay, but it's important.

2434
02:47:43.159 --> 02:47:46.799
But you're gay though. That's doesn't
mean it's not important. Yes it does.

2435
02:47:48.520 --> 02:47:54.159
Damn it means you mean less you
gay? Gay? Yeah, oh

2436
02:47:54.360 --> 02:47:56.040
man, let's get the fuck out
of here. We're gonna read our twenty

2437
02:47:56.079 --> 02:47:58.479
five dollars patrons. Sweeney's gonna do
it. I'm not doing it. You

2438
02:47:58.559 --> 02:48:01.799
have to do it. I did
it. I did it. You're the

2439
02:48:01.879 --> 02:48:03.239
one has done a little bit.
I can't. I can't. He's done

2440
02:48:03.280 --> 02:48:05.479
it ten thousand times. Let me
try to do it. You gotta catch

2441
02:48:05.559 --> 02:48:09.799
up. I'm not doing it again. Do you have to prep myself before

2442
02:48:09.799 --> 02:48:11.360
I do that? The issue that
I'm having is that like I have to

2443
02:48:13.520 --> 02:48:16.440
should I should? Should? We
switch seats and you can switch for right

2444
02:48:16.520 --> 02:48:20.600
now, I'll read the names.
I almost feel like you can do you

2445
02:48:22.040 --> 02:48:24.959
can you can do the switching,
Ok, for right now, I almost

2446
02:48:24.000 --> 02:48:28.360
feel like, well, it almost
makes to switch you. You should sit

2447
02:48:28.479 --> 02:48:31.959
there? You have this thing?
Yeah, like I feel like your hand

2448
02:48:31.040 --> 02:48:35.920
you're you're taking on too much.
Maybe hold on, let me make a

2449
02:48:35.920 --> 02:48:39.680
little sweaty. Don't worry so ours. You'll get it later. You'll get

2450
02:48:39.680 --> 02:48:46.239
it later. Not working something fine? It feels fine to you. It's

2451
02:48:46.239 --> 02:48:50.760
sweltering, really I'm usually temperately fine
though for the most part. All right,

2452
02:48:50.120 --> 02:48:52.319
I was meant to be a slave. In fact, I don't temper

2453
02:48:52.360 --> 02:48:56.319
it as a boxing very much.
What the fun happened? We moved?

2454
02:48:58.920 --> 02:49:01.799
I was I was so con I
was like, wait, why does he

2455
02:49:01.879 --> 02:49:05.520
look? It was a ghost that
just moved it. It's fine. I

2456
02:49:05.600 --> 02:49:09.799
kind of like that. No,
why do that? We failed? So

2457
02:49:09.959 --> 02:49:16.200
we're such are such idiots? No, we immediately as soon as one thing,

2458
02:49:16.280 --> 02:49:20.920
but we were like, oh my
god, I loved all right,

2459
02:49:20.959 --> 02:49:26.959
calm me down. Three two fun
fact. Elisia Tomita is a form of

2460
02:49:28.120 --> 02:49:33.399
sea slug that photosynthesized. Nancy Pelosi's
tits are blotting out the sun, not

2461
02:49:33.559 --> 02:49:37.760
even hitten like. Intimately, I'd
be striking her, damn like she a

2462
02:49:37.959 --> 02:49:48.760
stranger bro like God, God thought
of the dead Spiro two ripped tights,

2463
02:49:48.840 --> 02:49:54.680
revenge, round eyed Asian, I
like the I like Menderman joke was stolen

2464
02:49:54.719 --> 02:49:58.600
from an actual AI search result for
is there a gay side Slenderman character?

2465
02:50:00.000 --> 02:50:03.600
I believe that. By the way, uh, it's too clever. Gerard

2466
02:50:03.760 --> 02:50:09.520
Phallic Baldwin, star of thirty Cocks. No, it happened Dutch The Dark

2467
02:50:09.600 --> 02:50:15.920
deck dis Gordon went gay, It
went gay deck very gay, carrying Chris

2468
02:50:16.040 --> 02:50:20.319
around town? Is my pocket bussy
big elephant, convincing you tusks are real

2469
02:50:22.520 --> 02:50:31.280
ours? Oh Aries aerries destroy Israel
and my life is yours the true final

2470
02:50:31.360 --> 02:50:37.559
Boston r D R two Gaylord Mecha
Micah Mecca Meccha Micah is crazy. Uh

2471
02:50:39.600 --> 02:50:43.440
oh man, the true Finn.
Yeah, okay, right, that already

2472
02:50:43.600 --> 02:50:48.000
death popped pooped in a sack called
poop sack. Fuck my chungus life,

2473
02:50:48.520 --> 02:50:52.879
Uh, Jack the world's fastest MAJORI
the w r C is always is and

2474
02:50:54.000 --> 02:50:56.520
has always been better than F one. Fight me, I don't formula one?

2475
02:50:56.639 --> 02:51:01.159
Is that reason? Yeah? Gay? Peter Gabriel like she blinded me

2476
02:51:01.239 --> 02:51:03.479
with girl cock. She blinded me
with girl cock. This big meaty stinks.

2477
02:51:03.520 --> 02:51:05.879
Andy the man whose handies are now
eightier but not as dandy. Gay

2478
02:51:07.000 --> 02:51:11.719
Arthur Morgan jerking off Jack's dog.
It's more than gay. It's like,

2479
02:51:11.360 --> 02:51:15.879
it's like, yeah, this is
a bitch a dog, fucking Arthur Morgan.

2480
02:51:15.959 --> 02:51:24.360
That's crazy. No Dutch, your
fucking dog's again. Heath Smoker,

2481
02:51:24.719 --> 02:51:30.239
nice try wait, nice hard tight, nice heart tires. Charles Leclerk.

2482
02:51:30.239 --> 02:51:35.680
You dumbass gids the weight of my
shit pantsing me living on borrowed come.

2483
02:51:35.799 --> 02:51:41.479
My ass drips faster retarded. It's
just the name. Uh that one always

2484
02:51:41.520 --> 02:51:46.719
sunny episode with p Diddy in it. I'm Christopher and I want Kingston stinky

2485
02:51:46.799 --> 02:51:54.120
farts mounting, mounting a red dot
site to my cock the chosen Come.

2486
02:51:54.600 --> 02:51:56.319
One of my lectures got cocked by
the lead singer of the Pixies, Ben

2487
02:51:56.360 --> 02:52:01.959
Shapiro's Ben Shapiro moans when he faced
a Nova cover when he's when he comes

2488
02:52:01.040 --> 02:52:05.719
back and hands, I'm like,
yeah, that's pretty fire man. I

2489
02:52:05.840 --> 02:52:11.200
was, That's what I want to
be. Actually stupid bullshit I was.

2490
02:52:11.399 --> 02:52:16.639
I was looking up things about like
why I gay people so gay? And

2491
02:52:16.639 --> 02:52:22.399
it's because they gay, simple as
that is. That was that qua,

2492
02:52:24.440 --> 02:52:28.040
Like, why was so gay?
They're gay? Ben Shapiro moans when his

2493
02:52:28.159 --> 02:52:35.760
finger goes through the toilet paper.
Mister pants. A baby with shaking baby

2494
02:52:35.120 --> 02:52:41.440
and fetal alcohol syndrome could give Marjorie
Taylor Green a lobotomy and it would make

2495
02:52:41.479 --> 02:52:48.520
her smarter. Whoa, It would
just scraping in their baller of the first

2496
02:52:48.559 --> 02:52:52.159
sin. Spuma futters, letting a
venomous snake bite my ball so I can

2497
02:52:52.239 --> 02:52:56.000
poison my bitch with toxic cum later
tonight. That's crazy. That is next

2498
02:52:56.120 --> 02:53:01.079
level is serious. Jolly old dips
it slapstick spider Man, starring Michael J.

2499
02:53:01.239 --> 02:53:05.719
Fox as Peter Parkinson, made thy
load, drip and splatter, ciphergraph

2500
02:53:05.799 --> 02:53:15.799
fiberglass fleshlight prank. No, don't
say that I'm not a whoa, I'm

2501
02:53:15.840 --> 02:53:26.719
not a Frankins frankenstigger. That is
that is crazy, faxy moronic diatribe.

2502
02:53:26.760 --> 02:53:35.079
Don't hurt yourself. Go go ahead
and sound it out. Uh Hunter dubois

2503
02:53:35.319 --> 02:53:39.479
orcs are swen coated Derek get a
glassy, squirting yelled Chris when he held

2504
02:53:39.840 --> 02:53:46.000
swing with all his might. Tom
tom Our Lord bow Button brutally beaten Bo

2505
02:53:46.239 --> 02:53:52.520
Biden with a biffle bat and a
big, huge, massive gay art on

2506
02:53:52.639 --> 02:53:58.799
due Hm. I like the distinguishing
between a gay heart on it and as

2507
02:53:58.879 --> 02:54:07.920
just this this, this boner is
gay for you, specifically gay for you,

2508
02:54:09.120 --> 02:54:13.280
gay for you. The idea of
having a boner. A gay boner

2509
02:54:13.360 --> 02:54:18.000
is so much harder than a straight
boner is so much harder. Lily's asparagus

2510
02:54:18.040 --> 02:54:20.719
binging piss dealer. You must go
to the bodega system. Oops, I

2511
02:54:20.760 --> 02:54:26.680
grew tits. Yes, I'm a
woman now sexually infectious rectum Donald Trump burbing

2512
02:54:26.719 --> 02:54:28.879
on Dom's clit a frenchman, ate
a plane, Google it and discuss Max

2513
02:54:28.879 --> 02:54:33.399
Silhouette. Bend my dick, come
in or snatch she pipped it on my

2514
02:54:33.440 --> 02:54:37.360
pippa possum Sweeney showers and sneakers.
Uh, played like a dragon iFIT of

2515
02:54:37.399 --> 02:54:41.479
wealthy bitches, insisting that Brill is
a stand up guy looking at my window

2516
02:54:41.520 --> 02:54:46.520
biting my lip while while the door
dasher driver delivers my order. He is

2517
02:54:46.719 --> 02:54:54.760
not safe. He forcibly a beat
him with that greasy five guys bag just

2518
02:54:54.879 --> 02:55:00.440
the hard or the star coffee ripped
the digital who can now get molested?

2519
02:55:00.440 --> 02:55:03.520
On the set of Embryonic Sheldon in
the song Jaded Drake said, Uh,

2520
02:55:05.559 --> 02:55:09.959
Georgia Smith was old enough, but
she's still a baby in twenty eighteen,

2521
02:55:09.479 --> 02:55:13.959
she's about twenty one and he was
about thirty two. What were you talking

2522
02:55:13.959 --> 02:55:18.200
about earlier? Yeah, man,
my son froze to death in the waste

2523
02:55:18.239 --> 02:55:20.879
of Ohio by going homeless to pay
you got fox and this is his is

2524
02:55:22.000 --> 02:55:24.360
now his memorial where John transformed Gremlin
exposing people would like to hose in tolerance

2525
02:55:24.440 --> 02:55:30.120
note million radiation. I don't care. I don't give a shit. If

2526
02:55:30.120 --> 02:55:33.879
they were serious, they wouldn't write
this and they wouldn't continue paying. Transformed

2527
02:55:33.920 --> 02:55:41.399
gremble John exposed. Yeah sorry,
John expos with lactose of dollers in ninety

2528
02:55:41.399 --> 02:55:46.200
millions, rotten divinizing radiation. You
Uh, the craig of the Canadian Uh?

2529
02:55:46.319 --> 02:55:48.719
Can't you see my cocks hard?
So I'm ready to go sticking in

2530
02:55:48.799 --> 02:55:52.280
your ass. Can't see your cock
throb fast? It's ready to blast,

2531
02:55:52.479 --> 02:55:56.479
splooge. It's your boy. Shawne. D Never thought it'd be so never

2532
02:55:56.559 --> 02:56:01.479
thought it'd be Never thought i'd be
net. I never thought i'd be so

2533
02:56:01.760 --> 02:56:05.399
HOMEO gay, I found a way. I found a way. It's insane,

2534
02:56:05.559 --> 02:56:09.719
sane sentence, insane, it's really
bad tongue Sheldon, aged forty seven,

2535
02:56:09.760 --> 02:56:15.319
attempting to jack off Richard Nixon to
completion and failing and awkwardly leaving the

2536
02:56:15.360 --> 02:56:20.479
dinner table. Imagine walking away from
a dinner table hand job that you couldn't

2537
02:56:20.520 --> 02:56:28.000
finish. He's got like burning a
hand audibly read because yeah, he was

2538
02:56:28.040 --> 02:56:31.079
like, sorry, I wonder how
traumatizing that would be for a woman like

2539
02:56:31.159 --> 02:56:35.000
from like as an experience. Let's
find out I traumatized women worse than that.

2540
02:56:35.159 --> 02:56:39.280
Let's find out I've been way worse
than that. I believe you,

2541
02:56:39.360 --> 02:56:41.879
actually, I really do. I
believe you too. Three x O wishing

2542
02:56:41.920 --> 02:56:48.719
Taylor Swift a very Selena fan encounter. That's wild. Jesus George Lucas firing

2543
02:56:48.760 --> 02:56:54.079
an RPG at the Goodyear blimt because
it rhymes like the Sparkles made it magical.

2544
02:56:54.200 --> 02:57:03.600
Yeah, rhyme, it rhymes.
I like the Eye because it's Ryga

2545
02:57:03.799 --> 02:57:05.479
twenty twenty three. We're all about
that. D I now slurping, stroke

2546
02:57:05.520 --> 02:57:09.840
and smoking joking. Emoticon's going like
this drip inmates checking if Derek started one

2547
02:57:09.840 --> 02:57:15.600
piece yet? Uh? Cheers No, why would he do that? Cheers

2548
02:57:15.639 --> 02:57:20.120
theme song? Sometimes you want to
go where everybody knows you're gay. But

2549
02:57:22.120 --> 02:57:26.799
I've never seen Cheers at Allen.
I know the theme song, and only

2550
02:57:26.840 --> 02:57:28.159
because like I think, like there's
like a family guy joke about it.

2551
02:57:31.360 --> 02:57:35.760
American Outlaw Winslow the cream corn Kid
Bliggers did nine to eleven. Jesus Christ,

2552
02:57:35.959 --> 02:57:39.719
we want you Blow Me? Norwegian
game dev No now developing quis Piss

2553
02:57:39.799 --> 02:57:45.639
Quest featuring Lillian Swain Kremlin to Gremlin
Lord Bartholomew han Job, inventor of anal

2554
02:57:45.879 --> 02:57:48.600
sex. I'm gonna steal your bones. Swen looks like he was being questioned

2555
02:57:48.600 --> 02:57:50.479
in prison. Come come, come, Come, come, come come,

2556
02:57:50.520 --> 02:57:56.719
Are you ready? Shadow Man?
Thanks Derek for putting me into putting me

2557
02:57:56.799 --> 02:58:00.959
on to death the punk band.
Yeah, Derek and Swing should do an

2558
02:58:00.959 --> 02:58:05.239
extra amo each after after each episode
or two episodes of H O T D.

2559
02:58:05.399 --> 02:58:09.559
I don't know what that is.
Also dragons, oh right, hey

2560
02:58:09.639 --> 02:58:15.319
what I don't know? Man.
Certain abbreviations bother me because people the Some

2561
02:58:15.360 --> 02:58:18.799
people say g O W yeah,
but that's Gear. That was Gears when

2562
02:58:18.799 --> 02:58:22.440
I was a kid, Gears in
God yeah, same ship. Being like,

2563
02:58:22.840 --> 02:58:24.479
I don't know, I thought g
O W was God of War.

2564
02:58:26.479 --> 02:58:28.440
It was Gears to me when I
was a kid. Yeah. People more

2565
02:58:28.520 --> 02:58:31.639
use GEOW now for God a War. We just say Gears now. Yeah.

2566
02:58:33.399 --> 02:58:35.239
Remember they called it Gears five for
some reason and not Gears of War

2567
02:58:35.319 --> 02:58:39.520
five. Yeah, I don't I
don't know that really, I don't know

2568
02:58:39.559 --> 02:58:41.840
why they did that. I was
really worried that, like when I saw

2569
02:58:41.920 --> 02:58:43.040
them, when I saw Marcus on
stage again. I was like, m

2570
02:58:43.239 --> 02:58:50.639
I really hope they don't gears this
up? Uh yeah, what is it?

2571
02:58:50.239 --> 02:58:52.159
Where was I at? Waste?
Five and three? A shade guy

2572
02:58:52.159 --> 02:58:56.639
from Michigan? The Pepini Brothers moderating
Great Space. Swen loses points for not

2573
02:58:56.799 --> 02:59:05.120
knowing the term spear donk Donkerson the
night before pist miss Listen to hit My

2574
02:59:05.239 --> 02:59:07.799
Spot by your pretty hands out,
one of the best original gay songs I've

2575
02:59:07.799 --> 02:59:09.639
ever heard. You Got to Pay
the troll soos again the Boys Whole Gate

2576
02:59:09.680 --> 02:59:11.840
six. The bank account reads minus
one O two thirty four, but Chris

2577
02:59:11.959 --> 02:59:16.280
is still reading my name, So
who's really winning here? PP? We

2578
02:59:16.440 --> 02:59:20.600
are PP we are homos. Come
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are homost come Oh I didn't get
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three Vertical Screens Era We Hardly do
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four. Non binary Occasion me fishy
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spirit box freezer, calling black sayings
the N word. I mean he would

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just call all of them. Yeah, I'll carpet momb the Gaza strip.

2585
02:59:52.799 --> 02:59:54.120
I don't even think he would even
delineate the difference. He would just be

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like, you're all worthless. Yeah
that little yeah, A carpet bomb the

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Gozza strip for a quarter. John
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legs off my Chris Cregg and YouTube
and I and proceeded, and I proceeded

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to tear my legs off in self
defense. March eighteen eighty nine. She

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wanted me to open up to her, so I gave her two in the

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thoughts and one in the prayers.
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David. New format makes it The
new format makes it easier to jerk off

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to this ship. The second shot
to keep David featuring being better than the

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first, or to keep David pre
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2595
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Pretty cool, he said, Pretty
cool. Eminem scrambling to write something after

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03:00:37.239 --> 03:00:43.760
Jason Alexander left him. That's insane. Imagine Eminem and Jason Alexander in a

2597
03:00:43.760 --> 03:00:48.600
gay relationship this whole time, and
Jason Alexander leaves to write a song about

2598
03:00:50.840 --> 03:01:00.639
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2599
03:01:00.760 --> 03:01:01.719
it's been almost a year, and
Mama JF is still missing. Chris

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trying to read like buffa Papapa.
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Alaska Overfield Trash, Texas, State
of Salad. Young Sheldon shot fifteen times

2602
03:01:11.440 --> 03:01:20.040
during drive by. That's a lot
only only not even strays. They were

2603
03:01:20.159 --> 03:01:24.559
all on target. They were using
fucking smart guns from fucking titan Fall.

2604
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But they lock on you. It
was Gordon Ramsey on his bike. We

2605
03:01:31.799 --> 03:01:37.600
finally got Young Sheldon. Biscuits amazing. We finally we finally killed him.

2606
03:01:37.440 --> 03:01:43.719
It's about time. It's about time. Now I can get back to making

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03:01:43.719 --> 03:01:48.040
my rossotto the way I like it, with Young Sheldon being with Young alive

2608
03:01:48.159 --> 03:01:52.600
and sharing the breath that we breathe
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Nikki Ziggy, ghost of Mama j
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Brave Hugger, Derek duck Hunt,
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theory and bro Jallian Punch, Nate
naphrom meprom uh Melphis one finally rehabilitated,

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back in the saddle with two functioning
hands. And it's always rounding out our

2613
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list, rounding out the list.
Rounding out the list, King King of

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BAP Hazard nigga, you gay,
all right, let's go get the fuck

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03:02:22.399 --> 03:02:39.799
out of your bike. Come come
cold the way. I'm hacking out with

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a couple of queers.