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X twenty two? Scratch you the FU twenty three or whatever? What the
hell is there? You got too late? Like some I got hurt.
It's fine, don't worry about me. That's a weird hurt man. You
woke up with scars and everybody you don't know how you got them? Actually
actually yes, yes, actually scars so scar. I think I scratched my
back really hard when I sleep. Where to God, I've taken pictures and
there's claw. You got a ghost in your house? What you sleep through?
Notice it's sucking you up. You're tired, it's just fucking digging.
Give a cat or something. No, I don't don't. The size of
the scratches definitely can't be a cat. Like lion. I like the implication
that he wouldn't know if he had a cat. You have a cat?
Yeah, Like I wouldn't have put it. That wouldn't have been your first
cat. Did you imagine, Oh I have a cat? Were the ship's
coming from my mouth? I don't know what a hole. I woke it
up with scratches, but like not like like like that's crazy. I woke
it up with like come all over my bed. And it wasn't me,
definitely, and it wasn't you, And it definitely wasn't you, like say
like it wasn't that the com stain wasn't anywhere near your your genitals. It
was just like independent. It was like the whole other side of the bed
was came on and I was just like, who came on? Exactly sixty
five percent of my bed? Exactly your percentage? He's mad and he's doing
mad. It just like trying to figure it out. He came on this
much of my sleeping place. Like the idea of you being okay with a
certain percentage, Yeah, like fourteen percent is like whatever. Fourteen percent is
a lot a lot. It's a lot, it's not it's a lot of
your bed. But it's just a lot of your bed to be covered in
calm. But you could, you could absolutely avoid that much of your bed.
You can, but you gonna be like you're like, oh you like
later on you're be like, oh, there's come right there. I five
percent, and you're gonna touch some of that coum you're touching no matter where
it is. If they smart something, it isn't like one percent too much
for somebody else's come to be on your bed. No, I'm going like
five five five, where I'm like, why the fuck did this much?
Come on? My fuck? You're very generous and it actually makes me question,
like all of your sexual deviancy and like what you get up to to
be okay with five percent of somebody else is coming to be of the order.
Some people just shoot a little early, and you gotta dodge if you
don't. If you don't dodge a cum shot, it's your fault. That's
a wild statement. If you're in a place where come may come at you
and you don't dodge it, that's your fault. I guess that's a different
distinction. I guess, yeah, that's how you made it sound like if
you're on the street and you just get came on while you're listening to music.
It's your fault if you can see the shot being loaded right and shot
and you don't dive out of the way. We gotta get out the way.
You can still overreact. That's just not understanding the telegraphing kind of thing.
Like someone's like someone's looking at you to have that weird like in their
hands moving they're coming at you, you know, like the like the fucking
the dead eyes. You gotta get out either that you gotta get them verse
that's crazy to one of his eyes being blind and with not I was a
piece of guy that would use the dead eye during like the fucking simple mission.
We have to shoot the birds, but you could easily shoot the birds
regularly. But I'm like, not fu this. I want to definitely win,
not with dead eye the birds and be like what the fu, dude.
It's so satisfying because the sounds, with the sounds of the it's just
they sound so much more like it's it's mega satisfying, right, So like
I have to do it as much as humanly possible. It's never my ship
never has a chance to like really charge because like I just want to use
it immediately up though, but end of the game probably had like mad like
right high that eye level. I didn't use it that much in like other
than big fights, like every big shoot out using that. Other than that,
I'm just like, nah, I'm just sitting my in the back of
regular shot. Then I would kind of forget about it sometimes, and I
forget about them the big ones, actually yeah, because I'm too busy,
kind of like being a stupid cowboy. Like You're like, I'm not,
I'm not stationary, so you're like and then I'm running because you're sprinting at
like mock ten and becoming salmons in the middle. But those people, a
lot of them too, especially the cops. The cops and the and and
a lot of the gangs they sprint too. And I'm like, what do
you why are you I'm playing stupid? You know what I mean? Why
are you not listen staying don't fucking get all brave? And I'm like,
dude, wait, wait, it's happening. Against happen. We have to
we should probably put a moratorium on it on some level. Can we can
we go a single episode without talking read it as it possible. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't know if it's possible. I think
we just need to get out of our system. Look thinking, I think
maybe it's like it. Maybe it might be as hard as him trying not
to say the in word. I remember, remember that, Remember how fast
you failed, Remember how I did the new your solution and I failed a
few minutes later. Yeah, exactly a few minutes later another that it is
like my bad, guys, exactly, I've fucked up again. But I
had the same resolution I failed immediately to that crazy. You were mild inconvenience.
Yeah, I watched the video of somebody else rubbing their toe. You
were that crazy. I'm an mpath. Sure make it listen. No more
read that, no read this episode. Is that it's done. Next episode,
none of it. We won't talk about it at all. I'll make
a special exception for uh no, no, none of that's allowed. Very
little. But we can't get intro that episode with the clip again. But
no morror, no more saying it. I'll stand by it just to make
people mad as fu. Yeah, I thought about that. I was like,
I gotta put this in again. Another call open, just because just
because there's a handful of people talking ship. I'm like, how dare you?
That's such a petty existence. I feel I've seen more comments of people
saying, don't listen, don't listen. I've seen more people s ain't don't
listen to them, all right, listen. There's there's a lot of there's
a lot of actual stuff to talk There's a lot of stuff to actually talk
about. There's obviously Juneteenth, which happened, and there was a big concert
I think it was it on the day it was one. Uh somebody told
me was is it was it? Whose concert? Was it? It was
Kendrick streamed a concert. Can stream the concert Amazon? Right, it was
on Amazon and he had a set and it I don't even know how to
you, how would you describe that set? The greatest collaboration of hate and
music history towards one person. Yeah, entertainment history. Because there were a
bunch of non musicians up there. It was a celebration of of just Drake's
wackedness, and it was it was like they came together. It's one of
it's one of the it's it's one of the things where it actually no joke
made me feel a little bit bad. D I didn't feel a little bad.
I was like, because what happens is this, right if he's imagine
getting called a pedophile when you're just not, like he may very well be.
He may he's see that's the that's the thing that I'm like, it
hasn't been proven, but like, what if you're not, Like, what
if you're if you're not actually not, he just said that, and then
it's like everybody in the universe him actually you know, texting Millie, Bobby
Brown and all that ship was just him genuinely like he it's it was like
a was actually a nice guy. Understand he grew up stupid in that in
Canada. Yeah, everybody's just like super happy, just like, oh there's
no problem with this, yeah, and he's just genuine It was just it
was genuinely just a misunderstanding. Genuinely he was being nice to a famous fan.
Yeah, he doesn't turns into that. You know. What made me
think about that actually recently was because Kai was a Ka Senate Kai Sinnant.
I can't don't know what the senate like his last name. It makes no
sense that it's a weird ass last name. He's always he's bothered me ever
since he started that fucking riot in Manhattan that we've just pretended to forget,
We've just ps four thing. He was giving out free fucking consoles to people
in the streets of Manhattan's like okay, yeah, great, yeah, that's
really you could Well he's young and dumb, that's all there's. You're a
young dumb man. He's from New York. But he's like, you're dumb.
You're dumb, because right you can't. Kase El ring Stream was great,
like it's not about like everything he's ever done al ready, but that
like that bothered me a lot, so like I just never cared to catch
up on his stuff. But he I think I think it was him,
But it was like some he was at like a birthday party for like Willow
Smith or something, and he like made it just like oh he's hanging out
with Willow Smith and everybody's like, oh my god, what the fuck is
that weird? And I was thinking, like, it is it possible that
that is just like the gift you know, where it's like, hey,
come spend time with this, you know what I mean. It's more like
a like you you I owe you for some reason. It's I don't think
he just linked up with Willow Smith for no reason. What happens is this,
right? They just you you're famous. When your famous, your interactions
are a bit different. Cause think of it like this. You can be
a famous grown man and your your your co host as a child, you
know, so you're just around the child a lot. You know. You
may you may grab lunch with them because you're working with them so often you
have, they get closer stuff like that. But that's the nature of being
famous, you know. Like obviously Joekeshi and mcaulay culk and getting ice cream
Sundays happened at home. I don't know, probably, I mean it may
have the world, you know, like you're a rich young person, like
think of it like you probably you guys might remember to well, but Zoe
Kravitz, she was at ship. She's not a fucking been in which he
was younger. I'm sure there's a kid from from Stranger Things who was like
drunk as fucking at eighteen at like some party, and know he was.
He got upset because no one would take shots with him. And it's like,
I mean, dude, you're a fucking eighteen You can't drink. Yeah,
please get really funny because it's there was a video of you know the
kid that plays dustin the Little Adorable One. Yeah, oh yeah, where
he was getting like sexually harassed by like a forty year old woman. Is
that the one you're talking about? No, there was there was, That's
real. He's telling you. He was telling a story on like so and
it was, dude, did you see any treat Justin Bieber when he was
younger, Like, we we hated him so much our age group, we
were like, I hate that guy looking at this interviews he was a little
punk dude. It was it was they were real. They did the same
thing though I'm freaking Britney too, but it was a girl, so it
was more alright, yeah so but yeah we can do that to women's fine,
yeah, but just young justin Like there'd be some times it was like
why don't just like take off your shirt at the story He's like, I
have little girl fans. Yeah. Yeah, those interviews around they were weird.
They're like this kid, is this this seventeen year old right now?
This forty year old? Yeah, the forty old women on stage who are
like nibbling out his neck at award shows and ship and even like cringe away.
It's it's pretty wild. That is that is absurd. I know we've
talked about this before them in the last episode we talked about it. We've
talked about double snaps all the time. But like, it's still wild to
see that ship like still that well, that's what I'm talking about. This
is the crux of my argument the other day. We're just like, dude,
it's very it's very real, and women specifically just don't don't care well
because there's no line for the Mutually we've been like, oh, they're not
predators. That's how we that's how we've because so many of us have been
them. That's the thing is like. And it's just like other things that
they do too. Men can't, dude, bro, we three cannot get
in a king sized bed and sleep together and not be considered gay. But
women can do that. Literally, it would become good probably, I mean
it might be. It might say. That's what allows me to say the
slurs that I said, that's swayable. We're already sway activated. Literally,
like it's like, yo, you alls want to suck digs, Like yeah,
we're all bored anyway, and on sleeping. Really we're all bored.
But when we first moved in with each other, we had one mattress in
the living room and we all slept on part of the mattress when we first
there. But we all like, yeah, like I slept on the corner
of my legs and head around the ground, and for me it was just
my chest on the mattress and my legs. Crazy dog. Yeah, back
to that. It's hilarious. I forgot about that. That is Yeah,
that was also gay, yeah, probably, but whatever, it's fine.
We moved past it. Yeah, closet, very closet, and you gotta
really break down that closet door though I understand it's metal door. In fact,
it's the vault. But that's the nature of things, you know,
like young, young, rich people will be at place they shouldn't be.
And probably her, me and Drake was like a very could have been could
have been very innocent. There's her possibility. The thing about it very likely,
but definitely for her possible, for him, right possible. The thing
about it is that it's just like it is very funny to another sketch to
imagine that this is like one of the because that was an argument with Michael
Jackson, right, there's like always a misunderstood he's just very child like or
whatever. Yeah he fed up in the head. Yeah yeah, which I
just don't. I think I think very likely it was still on the fence
with that one. For me, I think there was misconduct. I think
there was misconducent no matter what, I do not entirely believe with sexual I
haven't. That's where I just haven't made a decision because the information I've received,
the information I've received, the the the people that the people that have
said no, he never did anything to me, and then later on like
Oprah's company that did that documentary leaving never Land aware that she was in charge
of all of a sudden, people came out and were like, no,
he did do stuff. And I'm like, damn, I don't know what
to believe. But look, let's just say for me, it's Razor.
That's just say, Okham's Razor. I totally I understand, I totally understand,
yes is right, But I think the hundred percent based on like what
we've seen, how the situations have been like, because there's a lot of
people that say the contrary entirely, Like there's a want of these people that
were there with him that were like, nothing happened, and there's other people
that were like this happened. They were like, no, it did not.
I was there with you that it happened. So the case gets dropped
and then the case gets reopened. The case gets dropped, and it's like
at a certain point he's dead, to leave him alone, Like what do
you I don't know what you're going. It's just a state getting getting money
from the estate. Yeah, but like look, let's extrap lave that to
Drake because with it was he is. I just feel like, can we
give Drake a pass in ignorance? We're telling a whatever underage girl, I
miss you so much texting her that can that? Ever? Can you can
you be that stupid? Potentially? I think because I can see if I
can, I can imagine a potential like brain chemistry where you're like, well,
I'm not doing anything wrong, so like why would I care how it
comes across if I'm just not guilty, you know what I mean. It's
but then it's also like, do you think you'd be this stupid? Say,
for example, say a hard day of shooting or whatever. They're working
together. Who knows whatever they're doing. Maybe they're I don't fucking care they're
they're they're in the same room. Millie's been complaining about her back or something,
and Drake's like, oh, let me take care of I'm just gonna
be a good fucking friend. Like would you be, like, no,
you should have the fucking where you should know that as a grown adult,
you have to understand that the older you get, the more you have to
separate yourself from younger. You have to think about it, like you have
to separate. You can't. You can't do you know, like my my
nieces and my nephews and they're not even technically legally children anymore. They're all
like at least eighteen nineteen years old now, right, But even then,
I'm like, if you text me about an important thing a birthday, wish,
you need some money, you need a car ride or something like that,
and that's it. That's our conversations go. Yeah, you can't be
my friend yet you're not an adult to me technically. Yeah, you know
that's the nation. This is this is for your family. Yeah, he
is of my nephews. Your family is different. That's kind of I understand
that that's actually kind of insane. Understand right, I get, I get
what you mean, But what interactions are we gonna have with my fucking twelve
year old niece? Like, what are we gonna talk to you? What
do you mean like no, no, no, no other other then familial
stuff like this conversation we would have. I don't understand what you're I'm not
talking about, like going out to clubs with your niece, maybe like the
type of conversations that Millie said that her and Drake were having. Oh he
was giving me boy advice and ship, like I can't imagine giving mine.
I'm I'm a, i'm a. I can't imagine figure I bet them only
that's it. We only talk about parental and familial things. Nothing. Some
people talk to their parents about that stuff. That was what I'm saying.
Some people do have that. I can't fathom that personal because my parents are
so much older than me that, Like, I can imagine that if my
parents were like a lot younger, my friend she became my friend later on
in my life. I don't have relationships like that with my older family at
all, Like say, being able to talk about because I know, I'll
see moms and daughters having conversations about oh uh, sexual conversations casually and if
that's healthy in fact, that it's a healthy thing now at its entire it's
entirely forwarn to me, but it is probably it strikes me as it strikes
me as something that's like that's probably like the best case scenario, probably better.
Yeah, as they get older, yeah, one hundred percent. Yeah.
Yeah, because me and my grandmother would talk about like life and bullshit
eventually in our lives, you know, like we are called and we would
have conversations about like what's going on, how is my mental state? Like
how she's feeling, and stuff like that. But that was like when I
was like twenty one years old. I was already like an already like on
my adulting way. Because I feel like you shouldn't. I don't think you
should converse with your parents abut stuff like that. I just feel uncomfortable how
I like, just like any anything other than advice or like just information,
I feel like it's it's a very I feel like your parents are probably the
people that you should probably be most transparent with. Probably I feel in an
ideal situation, I feel like transparency is one thing, but that's a different
kind of thing to me. It's just awkward, Like I don't want I
don't want to have a company. It seems like word it's awkward. Yeah,
But like I also wish it wasn't you know what I mean? Like
I would I would like to have that kind of relationship, but I don't.
I don't think that's like really possible at this point. It happened.
It's as ship sailed. There's too much mom and dad. Yeah, they're
too much during the during the pandemic. So I had AH when I was
birth, Like I had like some issues. And one of the issues that
I learned way later in my life was I could have lost my right nut.
I could have lost it. I could have lost it. They had
to do some surgery thing to like correct it, and like I could have
it was just in a it was in a crazy situation and like there was
like me growing up there they're scarring on my sack that I didn't know what
it was. I just didn't. I literally didn't know. And I think
I conjured something up just to like excuse whatever it is. But I learned
not that long ago from talking to my mom finally about just because I was
talking about like just the options of having kid or whatever or something like that,
and then we start talking about you like that, and then she was
mentioned the surgery then I had, and I'm like, is that what?
That fuck? That was like four years ago, and it was, but
it was still weird. I want to talk to my mom about my fucking
nutsack. Dude, it feels so weird. But it was actually very beneficial
for me to understand something saying if anybody wouldn't if anybody would have the best
advice for you, it would be it would it would be those people like,
hey, mom, but I have this problem. My mom would be
like, I'm dead, Why are you contacting me? Anyway? We anyway,
listen, we bring we bring all of this up specifically to just dead.
We bring all of this up specifically because uh so, look, man,
at this Kendrick show, just everybody came on and it was he He
performed not like us, like five times. The last three times he wasn't
even singing. You know what's crazy? Everyone first seen like people that were
talking about the concert before it even happened. I was listening to ninety two
point three or five or whatever. It's like this new good hip hop station.
And then the even they were talking about He's like this motherfucker's probably gonna
form it at least three times. Everybody was kind of being and then I
was I was thinking, that's overkilled. That you just need to do like
two times one time and in an encore. That's what I was. That's
what my thought. I couldn't have been more. Yeah, Epia, he
opened with euphoria, so you knew some function was inbound. Yeah, he
opened, and then to be fair, the first two times he didn't do
the whole thing. He went up to like the just before the chorus started
the first two times, and then he started again, and then he played
it through the next two times and it's just like yo, so and then
he The most niagural part of it, to be was that he had Doctor
Drake fucking whisper the fucking intro to it, which I was like, that
is so cruel, Like I honestly at this point, I'm just impressed.
If Drake wakes up, you know, I'd hire somebody to go after Kendrick.
Bro. You gotta you gotta retaliate. You can't because then that's the
worst thing. Even let's just say independently, one of Drake's fans does something
to Kendrick, Drake's gonna kill Drake. Theyoul kill He's forever. So I
would be like, Drake probably can't come back here. Actually genuinely, seriously,
yeah, I wouldn't. You can't come back, can you do?
Is there anything there was? There was the slopes up there. There were
freaking they were bomped and pirules up there. They were freaking rolling rolling six
is up there. I was like, crazy, I'm sure every like I
saw every kind of flag up there. I was like, that is crazy.
It's so rare when they all come together. This was one of those
moments. It was like excision. Yeah. It was like in when everybody
comes together the final It was like when people were like pup everybody. But
this was a celebration. It wasn't a fight. It was a celebration.
Man. It was like a function. It was the biggest function of all
time. I just couldt like. I actually like, at that point I
really kind of did feel bad for him. At that point, I was
like, because I don't even I don't think there's a single individual who has
had this much negative energy energy put towards them, and think, but think
about it, not even probably, but the ratio, Like, think about
what Hitler has done. He deserves it. What is Drake? We don't
even know if Drake didn't we lied about some ship. We know he lied
about ship. You know for sure is that Drake is creepy and lame.
He's just corny and that people and everyone hates him and they're singing stadium wide
lyrics about him being there. Was Lebron was there. Lebron is one of
Drake's best homie. I think they've had like podcasts together. Possibly, I
think, I don't know if Lebron, I don't know if Lebron was singing
probably, I don't think he'd probably, but Lebron was absolutely he was gonna
miss that ship. He wasn't gonna miss that. Like, dude, if
if you live in l A and you're you're going, you're gonna go to
that. Even even his wife, everybody his wife he's not good with.
She was up there in the bleacher singing for him in the front frow of
the bleachers, and I was like, damn, do you ever think about
how good, like how happy? How good it is to not be like
that, Yeah, to not be that like, oh, like I woke
up this morning, I was just like, oh man, thank god I'm
not I'm Alex or thank god I'm not Drake. You know what I mean.
It's just like it seems like a terrible existence. That's actually that's a
good that is a good observer. What the fuck does that feel like?
I can't even like, what do I feel like? Do you wake up
and you know it's like like me when a guy wakes up and like the
cold sweat the dude from red and stimpy? Oh yeah, yeah yeah,
wake up and you know the world. You could probably feel the world chanting
hat You can probably feel that much like that much hatred towards you manifest in
a noticeable way outside of you just hearing. You can probably feel like they
from my downfall so bad? If you're Drake. Are you watching that concert?
Yeah? Problem? Yeah? I think those are one of those things
where I think I would have to skip it to charge me because I'd have
to do some evil ship he has. I think he can't go down that
run. He can't do anything I think he has. He's not he's not
corny in like an mc hammer way he has where like he's like calling up
radio stations being like I'm gonna get you with the no non't. He has
to go to the complete opposite route, just be a clown. He has
to let people see he has this the way that we saw him when he
released his first like album. That's where he needs to go back to that.
I would, i would let the hate consume me, and I'd become
such a worst version of myself. You should do a song to the circus
beat. Actually, basically what was so stupid? I still I think there's
still people you gotta do. Is you gotta do a video where he like
this is really fuck. The video on about some girl in the brons,
like two lesbian girls, right yeah, and one of them she and another
one so the girls like this is your mother and she started slapping her mother,
like in the hallway, beating up her mom. I've seen that.
I would do see that video. I would let such I would become the
worst vedgeon of myself. It'd be like when a symbio takes over and it's
slowly like growing over your face, and I'd be like, I'm gonna do
some function the Kendrick, I'm gona blow up his block that this is kind
of like in a size isn't doing anything. But did you see that thing
about I think it was like a pro Fortnite player and he had like this
public but he had like this whole statement about like how me and whoever are
have split up or whatever. I gotta focus on work or whatever. It's
like some breakup thing between some Fortnite gamer and his egirl girlfriend. Everybody was
like, my god, how do you fumble this? And it's just like
whoa who cares? Oh? Was that that was a long time ago when
he was focusing on colle dude or some shit or that's another one that's this
is this is another one that's reasonally in the last couple of days, and
everybody's like, how I I would I would kill myself if I fumble this,
And it's just like people come on because that's why people that never had
anything like that always say that ship. Yeah. People on Twitter, when
they learn about compatibility issues, they can't handle it. They like, if
I broke up with Lily, I'd be like devastated, But that's been my
partner for seven plus years. That makes sense. Breaking up with my girlfriend
no matter my life, because we're compatible. It's like not worth ending your
existence for I just always hate those posts of just like like whenever it's like
a photo of like some some girl like looking hot in a photo, and
it's like, how do you funk this up? And it's just like you
you have no idea what's going on in that relationship with Sniper was with a
sniper Wolves was a great example. And her old boyfriend, her old boyfriend
who also like I mean that he cheated on her and he was fucking fat
and girls in horrible her with another bad bitch too. That's crazy. I
was like, game bro got that is crazy, But like I remember,
how could you fumble Sniper? Was like, she's insane? Yeah, like
why are you think you? I don't even know. I wouldn't. I
would not have the opportunity to fumble Sniper because I wouldn't be anywhere near her.
Like I just like the things that you know about. But see those
guys that say me today, no, they would they yesterday, me later
today, two and a half years ago. I'm not into any of that
ship. She's never definitely, I've never been whatever. There's like the shining
star like. I don't like any of that. Ship I have a shining
star like there's always all eyes on me. Oh yeah, I'm not into
any of that. I'm not into girls. Crazy of them are probably there's
potential, but there's a lot of them that are obviously just normal. Even
my friends, my friends out there. The egos. I love you guys.
You guys are great. Look you're probably mad if you once you get
mad. There's too many people that don't know how to control their ego once
to get an audience. And there's a thing that I just don't when people.
I notice those people, and you can tell the difference between the humble
person that's just chilled and they're like, I'm thankful for this thing that I've
gotten this opportunity, and then the person that thinks they deserve it. Yeah,
look at me, dude. As soon as I was got a fucking
name one the internet, I start to put a move of traffic, like
literally I was walking down of walking in the cars coming. I don't understand
the correlationfication. I'm like, oh my god, now right, people go
from people go from thank you, sir, may I have some more to
uh fucking for real, though, dude, I hope you I hope you're
having a really really good sleep at least many I hope you're sleep is good
at least because gosh, bro, I just I don't know. I'm sorrying
to figure out. It just seems so fair. It needs he just you
know what he did or not like what he did. Specifically, he brought
back that podcast with Keen Star. What do you mean he brought back who
keeam Star? Tommy c and Colossal is Crazy? You remember that podcast?
I remember that podcast was gone a million years ago, and David did an
episode. He did an episode about I'm Alex because they said our very last
episode, however, many years ago, was about I'm Alex, and so
they're like, we have to bring it back to talk about him, because
I guess it was vindication they were talking about. They said this guy sucks
ass, and a lot of people just didn't listen. I guess, yeah,
I didn't. I mean, to be fair, I only saw a
handful of those episodes. Yeah, I didn't see one about it because I
like, I like Colossal, but like I don't, I never really I
said, not sit down and give kam Star reviews. I can't do it.
I can't. I can't be like, oh, I'm gonna watch it,
keem like even during the whole entire hym and H three bullshit, I
would read the text of the video. I wouldn't even watch it. That
is theme of you. I just disagree with him being alive most of the
time, Bro, I just so V disagree. I feel different, dude,
I just I guess I've moved when I when I think about the perspective
of everything, I was like, oh, because he was the Internet villain,
right and yeah when I was when I really he is a heel and
I started annoying, of course, but that was his role. He loved,
he cherished it, he nourished like you giving that hate to him.
That's what he fed off of. That's why I don't. I just away.
I cut him all that ship. It's like, Okay, these people
are playing roles, so I don't. I don't care somebody. I do
want to say something moving from those guys. Ian Miles Chong got a whiff
of our podcast. You're lying, Yeah, so I can't. I thought
he was dead, so so did I. Dude, is crazy like this?
The next time I thought it actually happened this time. I was like,
okause I thought the other time was like that was a joke, every
good. But then this time people people were actually they convinced me, and
I thought, oh, I guess the government really did kill him this time,
the Malaysian government. But apparently so somebody. And I hate when people
do this. Please don't do this. Don't if we're talking about somebody or
whatever, post whatever you want, don't fucking tag them. Let them find
it on their own. It's way better. It's way better for these people
for something to kind of take off and then they just stumble upon it and
you're like, what the fuck? Then you going at whatever his at name
is and being like ha ha, look what Derek said about Yeah, the
guy. To be fair, the guy wasn't snitching like, oh, I
don't like I'm a fan of Ian Miles Tung. It is just generally,
like it's just basic courtesy, Like we're not going to like not say what
we feel on the show, right, but we're not. Also, this
isn't an effort to like hide what we're saying about people. What it is
is just like they don't need that in their existence. Yeah, dude,
people have people. People would do this to me all the time. They
would send me like, oh, this is what this person said about you,
or this is like a video that somebody made about He was like,
I don't care. I don't need this, don't care even a little bit.
I don't care at all unless it's funny, Like why would you share
this with it? Like, I don't need to hear this. If treat
me, she never says anything about me. Please send it to me because
he's hilarious. Other than that, nigga, I don't care because pretty much
anything else I've seen on me, I was like, this is fucking boring.
Yeah's not. I couldn't imagine caring about what. I couldn't imagine.
We give our opinions, but we're not like seeking these people out to like
trash talk. You know. No, it's not. We're not trying to
get some and be for something. I don't give a fuck. But he
did say so. He said that he wow, very look at this unprofessional
like but not disturbed. Literally it is literally he pushed past. It was
in her genetics bro that her brother. Of course, why is it like
I need you Kingston, I need you. I need you so much like
Lily Lily died not even not choking up, not he's dead, then he
died. But who got a video? Egles like yeah, of course,
yeah, I'll be there in like twenty minutes. You want to jump in
through the blackgirld nights fighting Like yeah, I guess man, I'll be there
in a second. Dude, you know you're soulless, but you but you're
you're like, yeah, I'll be there in a second. Oh yeah,
dude, I got a house for myself. Man, I'm alone. The
best of best of h I don't know, best elected Drake. I guess
yeah, best luck to Drake. Oh. I just wanted to say,
uh Ian Miles he's in Apparently he's in Japan. Now he did flee.
He can't actually be slaughtered by the Malaysian government because it makes sense though that
he's not, because I think he really would have been killing He was definitely
he definitely what what was it? So? Well? So he the Southeast
Asia, like the Philippines, all those places, they're all heavily Muslims.
Yeah, of course. And he's just been trash. He's just been like,
you know, he's doing the griff, like he's propping up Israel because
that's the rights of fucking with Jews, now, you know, I like
that. The hard right is usually like, oh fuck Jews, but now
they're like, oh Jews are cool. It so weird, it's it's so
it's nothing makes none of it makes it. Oh fucking we McCarthyism. We
hate the fucking reds, you know, the Rooskies, And now all of
a sudden, oh, Russia rules, And I'm like, dude, you
guys just are inconsistent about everything. That's a lot of people that's not even
like necessarily excusive to them, though, Like that is just a modern politics
problem because we've like had this like dual party like bullshit. Yeah, so
long. It's like not these a lot of these don't fit into the same
places. Yeah, but we're stuck like I'm a Democrat or like I'm a
Republican. It's like most of you are not either of most of you are
just gay. Like actually, though, he's just dumb and gay and stupidding
gay and gay. You won't admit your game. If you admitted your gay,
things will be easier to go one thousand percent if we all just kind
of went gay. I think the world will be with heal. We got
that Doctor Octopus kind of angle going on where he goes where he goes show
up ooga booga booga at the camera. Yeah. Yeah. It's my favorite
scene in Spider Man too, is that Alfred turns to the camera and goes
ooga booga booga with with his tentagles butter fingers. Butterfingers. Anyway, dropped
the old woman off a building and he was stoic about his butter fingers and
hold out a butter finger. He turned towards the towards the camera. It's
like that scene in Cat the Hat where he talks about Universal Studios. That
movie. That movie is insane, dude, Like the fact they made that
movie is a why actually, can I say something controversial? I like that
movie. Kind of a lot of people like that movie. That movie because
it's it's not even it's not a good movie, it's it's so like the
fact that it's real in the way that it's real is crazy. Like the
fact that the Cat in the Hat is in live action and he looks like
that, and like a bunch of people were like, yes, that's what
that's what it needs to be. Yeah, it's crazy. I have you
never seen that movie? Dude? You don't even know. I don't because
well I was young, and it was like one of those did you guys
fuck with doctor? When? I mean I love the Grinch movie specifically,
so like I remember being like, oh, maybe that seems that seemed like
a decent formula at the time, honestly, like you have like a character
actor like comedian take on a role of like a doctor shoes character. That
seemed like it worked for The Grinch with Jim Carrey. In my opinion,
I like that movie a lot. But and I figured like, yeah,
yeah, maybe, but that movie is crazy. It's not good. But
like there's ship like the fact that he the fact that he says dirty Hoe
in that movie, like the cat dirty, and it's it's like, what
the fun he's clubbing with Paris Hilton underground? What is going on? Fever
Dreams A fever dream of a movie. It's funny, though it's really really
catatonic old Mexican lady that they ride as like a fucking fucking like a board.
I don't I don't know what I was talking about, dude, you
I don't know whatever. Elden Ring dirty ho elden rings out shadow shadow of
a shadow of the chew elden ring deals. He's out. It's a fact
called shadow the swing tree in fact. Yeah, yeah, that's real.
That's actually really in a game. I'm gonna get I get killed immediately.
But I'm in the game. Who are you? Who are you in the
game? I'm me. I was like, guys, I'm scared, and
someone stabs me in the back and kills me. Your swing the dunge eater
two swing the niggaret's Oh my god, that's a whole other word. Bro
okay, minutes that's all he swing the nigarrific that better, keep that better.
I keep doing it? Is that like it's not like the nerdiest but
like just but it's me and I'm terrified in that world. I begging,
but everyone's ignoring. Please please please. I didn't be here. I don't
belong here. They're like, good, have you have you played it yet?
Yeah? I've got like maybe like an hour or two in. You're
an hour in? What does that mean? Really? I just beat the
careful, careful, just beat that fella in a dungeon and there's some wait,
no, you're fine. This can come out way later. Never mind
oh the spoilers. Yeah yeah, but I was like, go go ahead,
I beat the the one that I was finding. Yeah, what bill
do you have? I'm doing faith and strength. That makes sense, eth
and strength. I don't like it that Wou'd rather use my my intelligence stords.
But yeah, ship to anything. They don't stagger stuff. Yeah,
so it's like pointless. Do you did your hit stagger him like when you
hit you, when you hit him back when he staggered, like when you
interrupted hits? Only if I heavied, which I take ages to charge,
and if I jump, if I jump strike it works. Yeah, every
hit I did stagger him. I like actually fought him Friday and us like
about the techniques I fought him for and I beat him. I don't know
fair, Yeah, I mean what does that even mean? Because you could,
like you could like have them telling me gets up, I knock him
back down or something like that, like while he's on the floor, I
like charge a heavy move to knock him back down. The stag room.
Again, I don't think it's like there is because they always have the advantage.
They are specifically unfair exactly. There's there's certain ways I can plan for
like if I use like the colossal great Sword I used to charge moving knock
motherfuckers into the air, and then while they're falling down, I hit him
again. They have them have a chance to stand up. It's in the
game. I can It's it's a person. I consider that not fair because
I'm they're not I'm not fighting them, I'm whooping on them. That's why
I consider it not fair. Their problem. That's true, that is true,
but they would whoop on you like they do all most people, Like
people can't play these games well, so then it's like that is the you
know you, I guess you kind of want a handicap. It's like the
people an cheat. I would cheat in the game if I need to,
I have no I'll have hounter, like I beat I beat mauld with the
black Knife Assassin because thats theamon is broken. That's just a stupid ass someone
I keep me and me and my friend Jake bent argument. He thinks the
mimic tier is better than a black knife Assassin. I extremely disagree. You
know what that the black lined Assassin is. It's it's like it's a sumon
that literally like you get summon somebody that like when they hit you, it
takes away ten percent of your max's mouth, like immediately upon getting touched by
the tack. So you use that pretty much against like the final Boss,
and it can kill the final Boss by itself. It kind of you're gonna
have to get involved. You can just like gold fucking I don't know,
play in the water that's in that area with you and it'll kill the boss.
So you probably just have more flexibility with the Mini because if you can
literally choose, like what is what is in that summon, like do it
when you change it closer to something else and it's a different whole bill going
at you. Right, Yeah, but I think that one is more sviability
and it's it's fucking it twirls and it jumps around the map. I prefer
that one. Yeah, I don't know man that that it's it's another fucking
banger. Apparently it's like fifty something hours or something. Yeah, A largely
the file thirty six gigs was it because elden Ring it'sself was like maybe fifty
elden Ring is like fifty gigs, and I think I think it's like fifteen
gigs or something. I don't think it was really that. I don't remember
I was. I just saw it filling them. I was like, all
right, cool, I'm gonna turn my console off. I was confused though,
because, like I, I bought the DLC like I think, like
ten minutes before, and you couldn't acted that immediately like me too. No,
I just didn't really understand because like I down, I bought it and
then it said like error or something, but then it said it was in
my library. And then I went to try to download it and it wouldn't
do it and there was no update to it. There was no download that
happens. I was like, where is it? So like I don't know,
I had to like uninstall. I uninstalled it and then just r PC
right, yeah I got it on console. Yeah, I got to play
it. I should have got it on PC. I don't know. I
don't understand why you wouldn't. It's so it's so weird, so stressed.
I feel like I feel like it has better stability on console for me personally.
It might. It might, but it's just like I don't know.
I don't know. Man, It's like hear, I'm invest all this money
into this fucking sweet piece. No, dude, I'm using it for like
two games, one of them being eighties too. That doesn't really work.
Why need it that runs on the I know it runs off my Steam deck
and I usually run that game on You could run that game on your phone
probably you could. You could, You totally could, dude. I gotta
figure it out, Dude, I'll find something when the mods for BG three
come out, I'll use my PC a bunch of That's like when I got
my great, like my huge PC, like my super souped up rig and
then I immediately jumped into Halo two. It's just like, let's go,
let's go. Whoa, it looks the same, but clear, Wow,
it was really good playing this on a not a cr TV. Wow.
You know what I got to installed? You know what I did when I
got my first PC, I overhauled the funk out of Skyrim and it wouldn't
run well. But now that I have a much better card, I gotta
do that again. Because it was specifically like if I was anywhere near running
Water game was there was a lot of like like the best I feel like
the best views in Skyrim, A lot of the most bullshittiest moments happened when
you're near water. Yea suck. It was too much for my for my
shitty fucking piece of the time. But I didn't know what skyrim iceposed to
walk down because I stopped doing using roads right. Oh me too. Yeah,
I would go go straight. I would see a marker and I would
go like straight in a line towards that, towards the marker. Yeah,
I'm not following the roads by a dog with a gun. He just crouched
over the corner with the gun shot. That's the Gunwood's dog. For the
Gunwoods dog. There's several of them, each one stronger than the last.
But I didn't know you if you walk down the street, bullshit happens.
Like that's how you encountered the most bullshit in sky. Yeah, that's that's
where that assassins. Assassins will run into you and like careers, they'll still
find you. But it's it's if you're wandering in the middle the woods.
It's so funny the way they find you, because they like they'll go show
up. They'll go through like completely unorthodox pathways. They'll like climb out of
a fucking dandelion or something. Saane ship keep bumping into ship too. That's
like my favorite, Like when they just can't. They can't, like since
there isn't a direct path the way. Yeah, there's like a rock and
then there's like a fern or something, but the fern has a hit box,
so like they can't quite they can't. They're like, I was sent
to kill you, and I know I chopped the cuts. You cleave their
head off, I loot them immediately. Honestly, I'm getting like overwhelmed with
with games right now. It's it's like it's it's starting to feel kind of
what's what's kind of egregious? Well, I mean, well this month specifically,
because like the games that have come out for me are like time sinks.
It's Destiny, which is like a massive time sink right now, which
is great, It's it's really good. And then Elvan Ring, which is
another that's another fifty hour fucking probably eighty hour expansion for me probably, and
uh An't the Way Too had their DALC that was like really really good.
Is it all one piece or is it like several different stories? And Alan
wake Well their episode it's like episodes of the TV show The twilight Zone TV
show, so they're shorter like kind of like episodes, but I'm gonna buy
that ship probably then I fucking love and honestly like yeah, honestly, like
I don't know, man, I just even I'm getting a weird like Starfield.
They're honestly, I don't know what it is about it, Starfield.
I mean that's uh good for you, man. Yeah. Yeah, Like
I'm bad for people who can't, but like I get it, yeah,
because I see I see all the things that bother everybody. But I'm like
that's fine. Yeah. I love how the star warn how they they can
give new game. Plus there's like the world restarts. I really hate that,
by the way. It's like, oh, I'm kidding when I say
I love that. It's so stupid. I really so the world got restarted,
but you're you're still you lers for Starfield. I guess if anybody gives
a ship. But it's like there's like a Rick and Morty ass ending where
it's like, oh, you can restart, but like now you're like and
a multi you're basically Rick, where like there's like a million different universes and
nothing matters, and it's like Okay, cool. Great, they all say,
in my original universe, it matters. Yeah, just keeping around.
I hate that ship so much, But I don't know, there's there's a
lot of stuff. Yeah, thanks Todd. That's a lot, Todd.
Why don't you just fucking put out the next Elder scrolls? That's all we
fucking care about. So did you a friend of mine actually interviewed him recently,
did ask him. Uh, yeah, he's a really good episode,
really good. It's a really good interview. But shut the fuck up.
Yeah, shut the fuck up. Next question. It's unfortunately because like they're
really not going to get away from that question, Like that question is going
to be following for a while because it's been it's been six years, it's
been thirteen years since what oh you mean you're talking about when Skyrim. Yeah,
I'm talking about when they announced Elder Scroll six. Yeah, remember that
stupid fucking mountain and they said Elder Scroll six, And they would have that
was sixty years ago, six that was that was six years ago. But
to be fair to them, they would have got you know as well as
I do. You know as well as I do, though they would have
got that question for this long anyway. Yeah, because like they were still
with like where's Elder Scrolls, Where's Elder Scrolls? But it's just like they
fucked up bad told me that somebody was there are some people theorizing that they
did that specifically to raise the stocks, so they himself, but that's done
at a much higher rate, like oh maybe yeah, Elder Scrolls six is
coming sooner. I heard it was was that like there was concerns because seventy
six was happening. Everybody was like, are they gonna just stop making fucking
and they were like, no, we're still making single player RPGs. Hit
like we're we're making Elder Scrolls. You know what? They know they did
that too, will shut the fuck up. But it didn't help. Yeah,
but all it's completely it's a where way you mean did they did?
I feel like they made that and that was the first thing they made for
that game. That was like the only they for that game for sure.
It's quick work, quick work. And they were like, and you were
like, nigga, a date, a date? You need a date soon.
Let me tell you something. That game's not coming twenty twenty seven.
No, that's hilarious. Really Yeah, I think I really think twenty seven.
No, because it's it's twenty twenty four. Now Starfield's DLC is out.
There's probably gonna be three more pieces of Starfield DEALC, I imagine,
And so that's like maybe the next it's maybe the next two years. Makes
me so six twenty twenty seven, we might hear about it Starfield, I
would guess twenty twenty eight at the earliest, probably honestly, even more pieces.
And and that's not even to mention the fact that like Fallout is like
massively popular now, more so than it ever has been. So there might
actually be a shift towards that NAB should maybe we should fuck up, Maybe
we should do like fucking Fallout and that show really fucking I think Skyrim,
that would be fucking amazing. You know what do you mean? No,
I'm sorry, I hell disagree. Nature of Skyrim is so fucking silly,
just like Fallout, in fact, not just like fall even sillier. I
would not even it's not it's silly. Here's the thing about Skyrim is that
at its on its face, like when you're looking at Skyrim, Skyrim looks
like dragon Age, looks like Fable, looks like Lord of the Rings.
Looks like it looks like every other fantasy thing at a dan that's not your
ship though, you're no, no, no. The homogeneous nature of what
it looks like if theared some of the things that exists right now in this
world like Game of Thrones. What I'm saying is Fallout is distinct, and
that's why Fallout sticks out. There's nothing that looks like Fallout, even even
most most apocalyptic stuff, most sci fi, it just doesn't look Most Mad
Max have somewhat of similarities, but not not amount barely. I don't think
that would like that. It's like that would almost be like, well,
why do people keep making zombie movies in zombie video games? Because people like
that ship people? Why would they not make fucking of a dark fantasy.
I just what I'm saying is like, I don't think the Elder Scrolls has
like the meat on it to really compete with something like or like or Lord
of the Rings. I think it's cool, it's a really cool fantasy like
setting, but it's not I don't think you know the power like say,
if they've made it, if they if they made it, they played into
the It took place in Skyrim, for example, like that ship because Skyrim
is. Skyrim is a game that I think it's more important than the Elder
Scrolls as a whole. Yeah, NOD agree with that. I think if
they just made let's just funk around, like even if they just made it
about the plot of the game. Yeah, if they made but you meet
the Dark Brotherhood episode you meet the fucking Wolves of the Companions, bro.
That's because I think what Sky has that other things that I don't have is
the silliness Skyrim. It would be like that hilarious that Dungeon and Dragons movie
with with what's that asshole's name? What's that asshole? A guy I've never
heard that horse? You don't know? You know, I don't. You
can't prove that he did. What if Kendrick Lamar went on stage and said
Chris Pine Fox horses and then everybody was just what, everyone's Terry Chris Pine.
Chrispine. I've never even been near a horse in real life. It
isn't even I don't at home in his armchair. I don't even know Kendrick
Lamar. Where he is this guy, I could see that for somebody like
him, I don't think I think he's too famous to not know Kendrick Mars,
I think that would be that level. I'm too famous. That's not
the same argument at all. I'm too famous to rape children. I mean,
me and my boy Jeffy Epps would never do something like that. Amazing
mean, Jeff jeffe the financi here, Jeff Yes, je honorable and noble.
A crazy thing to say, like why didn't anybody? Did anybody not
tell him, hey man, you're not too famous to that. I understand
what he means, right, understand he means I don't know. So it's
like that's dumb. What what does he mean? Because he means like I'm
too famous and too too black. Yeah, but it's like also, it's
like it's like gang gang. The ones that are doing that the most are
probably more famous than you, Bud. That's the thing. That's that's why
I feel like he doesn't have a good crew around him. I feel like
he doesn't He pushed the like, how do I put this? He pushed
away to people. I would tell him things. He has yes on my
pillow, like Kanye. Kanye's biggest problem he has only yes men around him.
The person that could check him before was his mom. Literally and his
mom died. Mom and maybe jay Z maybe how are you alive? Yeah?
But then he pushed Ja away. Yeah exactly, how are you alive
on this planet? And you're unaware that there are famous pedophiles? I guess
it's micro Like how is canadian? Dude? He's Canadian? No, famously,
Like I look, dude, I have some friends that are Canadian,
good friends. Canadians have the worst fucking takes, bro, Like, actually
fucking follow that's true? Yes, worst, I know, I dude.
I love that show growing up. It was the most mature television I could
watch at that time without it having genitals in it. Old school Euphoria man
o Guphouria, because that's basically I think that's why he worked on euph it
because I was like, I worked on a show that did the same thing
as this, but it's not quite as wild. Let's make sure they're all
adults, all adults, because like, yeah, we're gonna be seeing pussy
you know what, I'm seeing some crazy ship man And yeah, dude,
I thank you for yourself. I think about Euphoria all the time because,
like Nate Jacob's character, I just wonder what's gonna happen to thirteen for him
his character, because all I think about his character got assassinated at the last
episode, not like literally like a character assassination. This character people die too.
Yeah, the favorite character died, which just sucks really bad. Everybody's
favorite character, the Mac Miller dude. Yeah, that's why I liked him.
I was like, basically, I got Mac back man and he's gone.
They killed every version of mac Miller, but they ca let me be
happy. Bro, he was method acting. I think it's true. Can
you imagine I got a little sign in my head? All right? Anyway,
little spring, what happened with the listen? What happened with Justin Timberlake.
I saw something something. I've seen this photo. I've seen this photo
of Justin Timberlake going around. It looks really funny, but I don't know
what it's from. He got like dyde or something he got he was driving
while retarded, essentially w R W R that. But what happened though,
this motherfucker has who knows how much his bank account is that you know,
he's probably got million, at least he's probably got nine eleven dollars, got
at least eleven dollars minimum. Well, then I can't really fault. That's
more you can say for any of us. We've had eleven dollars recently.
That motherfucker definitely has never gotten less than that. Dude, I don't understand.
I don't, I genuinely don't understand. Did that like that? The
bottom I thought you're taking? You thought like it was full, just like
it's like, bro, you thirsty was the last benefit man? Yeah,
Justin Timberlake, man in sync, Crime, your River, all that bullshit,
all that bullshit, but yeah, goes to five year, great five
year run of music. Whatever, had an amazing he had an amazing run.
Yeah, Chris, Chris, he had he had a no more like
maybe like seven eight year run. Yeah, I mean I love Justin tim
from being he's very talented. It was very obviously it was kind of one
of those Beyonce Justin Timberlake things where they were in a group and then everybody
tried to do ship and you deal with the true talent was Yeah, you
know why just a flow it with so well Timberland man he collabed with Timberland.
Oh yeah, I mean, well, sexy Back was a fucking that
was a griller related right, Yeah, timber Lake, timber Yeah, they're
both Timbers right family. Yeah, Timberland and Timberlake like the cross Starks in
the starts brother related. Duh. You know he's say Timberline was just a
fucking actual tib It's a big ass human sized boot that note. Again,
every music vide who's just been there's just that crossed my mind. That crossed
my mind. When I was eleven, I was a little bit that crossed
my mind. I was like, I like the shoe and I never did
it again because I thought it was a stupid pace ever, but no,
clearly in my thirty year old job, now that's worth mentioning it. Come
to the back, dog. I fucking love I Do is one of my
favorite arts. He's my favorite pop artists before for Beat, because I think
Justin Bieber is really good to the problem is that Bieber peaked. He had
one truly amazing album and you should have quit after that. I like Bon
john Jovi. Wait, you mean John bon Jovis you almost warped the way
it's supposed to be out of my brain. I had to fight you,
like I'm about Bon john Jovi. I'm good my head. I felt like
it was like a hot air balloon take off. I was like, what
I just heard, bond John jo Jo? You know when a dementors come
up to you and they start sucking your soul out and you're like, that
was happening with his words. Bon Jovi actually hate John honestly, I like
that. I don't hate it. I just I've not never heard anything from
him that. When I'm old, I had a couple of good songs my
style. You give love a bad name, it's good. It's that's one
of those things that it's just one of those things where it's like, you
know, when you've heard something just too many times. Nigga, you give
the yeah bad. You give niggas a bad nigga I played my nigga part
is crazy. You give niggas a bad name. Nigga, you give niggas
that would have been a whole something is actually way better than I remember it
being now and then living on a prayer is actually pretty tough too. Way
nigga a prayer nigga, nigga. I think I would die if if if
I heard that in real life, Like if like John bun Jos is getting
back together, play you did from him from his like like, John,
I do it. John Bjo was like, we're getting We're getting bon Joe
back together. And then they bond jon Jovi and here we are with our
first hit, the N word, living on an N word. It's like
what, I don't know, man, what was it talking about? It
made me bliss. It was like, I think I would die. I
think I could. At the waves, we're tying Timberlake and him driving while
intoxicated. It happens. Bro, It's unfortunate. You shouldn't do that in
general. Yes, yes, that's what big problem. That's the biggest thing
because obviously nobody should do it. But was he like was he like was
he like actually driving in dangerous? So he was at he was like swerving
and so he was at a club or whatever. He had drinks and he
was playing midnight Club dub edition. And it's like, brother, you have
tens of millions of dollars in your bank account. I'm looking if I'm that
rich. I'm never driving again. Ever. Yeah, I'm being taking the
back of a carve TI. I'm abusing. I'm doing I'm doing like the
actually how they do all those memes about jets and I'm just driving, Like,
no, I would literally actually do that. I would take a private
jet just to go to Taco Bell. There's a Taco Bell that is fucking
zero points of a miles for me. I'm getting the jet just to go.
You would take the jet here, you're a piece of ship. You
you were destroying the planet. But you're like, whatever, where would you
land a jet? Jet is not going to destroy? Okay, you wanted
to be more in the realm of possibility. A helicopter okay, just landing
on some planted right next to people away because if there aren't enough of those
already in the skies of Los Angeles all the fucking like I was going on
with that. That's how they crime share does? They are way too low
sometimes where I'm like, are you allowed to Yeah, Like once in my
house, I'd like there was one. There was one, I swear to
God, probably like maybe like two of the building's height above the above my
building. Can't know when they're searching for people, like when they're actually like
looking for someone that the crime that pops, they have to have him lower.
I understand that. I just stand on the man. So do you
think they actively think about like when they're in a helicopter, do you think
about his crashes? Do you think about Kobe? You know what I mean?
Of course I feel like I would. The second I see a helicopter,
I think about Kobe Bryant now, And that's crazy. I was at
a hundreds in Beach yesterday and speaking of helicopters, one got insanely low,
like here's the pier and then like you said, just like a couple of
buildings, like it was like one hands Yeah, it was one hand height
above the and immediately we're like the bottom of it, like that's the like
where the people are sitting. You're like, yeah, but we were,
we were speculating that it was actually shocking there and basically being like Kobe,
you can't beat me, and even in death, that's he's gonna have a
better That's so stupid. Sha is such a nice guy. That's like not
his personal When Kobe won his fifth ring because Shack and got four, yeah,
Torres House up, Well he was mad, Yeah, but he's still
he So he's mad that Kobe had such a magnificent death. Dude, he
went out in the craziest way possible than any other any other NBA players,
that is ever gonna die like that? Yeah, nobody else. That's not
my word. No one I was ever gonna die a helicopter crash ever again,
never again. Laws decreed his degree. He loves Kobe, that was
like his brother, but he was also very competitive. Kobe won upped him
and he tore his house up. What do you think he's did or what
he's gonna do when he clearly he's like upset about he's not. He wasn't
crying because Kobe died. He was crying. He's like, Damn, I
have to die harder. I have to die way harder than that. Like
wife too, because he killed his He killed his daughter and himself. And
he's like, damn, I gotta kill two kids at least. And I
gotta like, what how are we going to do? So? Do I
have an airplane? Should to be an entire an entire gotta be a up
packed seven forty seven. That was such a big deal for LA. That
such a big deal for LA when when that ship, dude, I was
the l a hero man. So I remember vividly how I found out.
I was at Dunky Donuts right before we were about to record. Yeah,
I remember I was there. Yeah, he came in and I was like,
why is your energy so fuck dude? I was and then the workers
everyone was just like what like it was. I remember I went to school
that day and I came back and then it was all Kobe's dying. I'm
like, oh, damn, well, that's unfortunate. Yeah, so anyway,
pastor Croissants, that was a thought. It was a golfer that whole
time. My what the only the only that's crazy? Do you know that?
And be like a live alive and a model I thought, I thought,
Yeah, I just off Bryant. I knew he was a basketball I
don't know who he played for. I didn't know what team he played for
because I just didn't give a shit about that. But like anyway, it
was a bad baseball baseball player and he was a basketball player because he was
he was also associated with that Kobe Kobe. Yeah, that's that's how I
know who he is, especially your legacy being tied to just throwing something in
a basket. Kobe, I mean permanently forever one of the best shooters of
all time. Yeah, he's one of the He's one of the people that
are always left out of the goat. He's not left out of the goat
conversation, but he's always in the third I would see he always Kobe Bryant,
sorry, Michael Jordan and and Lebron James, but like and Larry Bird
of course up top. Yeah, you know, you gotta put the believe
people believe that, which is crazy and I think only racist people believe that.
To be honest, I think Bird's a fantastic player. Don't get me,
he's he's top ten. Well he's just not. He just doesn't have
the accolades that they have. So it's like he's top la. I know
who he was in the last couple of weeks. Also, really, I
don't know sports Man as a monster. I mean he's really recognizable because he
actually has wings. Yeah, that's right, he has he has wings.
He has hollow bones so when he jumps, he can actually levitate a little
bit. That is reason why white Man would be that good at basket exactly,
and that's why he was. People always speculated like, kid, should
he be allowed to play? Is this not cheating? Same with Michael Phelps,
they were like, is this cheatings like web to cheating like Larry Bird
Nigga has guilt and lungs. I don't know how he cheating. It's cheating
for larrybird because he's got hollow bones. He has wings, he has talents,
come on and a beak. Let him play without shoes. He's everyone.
They can't an ostrich or like am or something. He can not walk
him out. We just found were like, what is this? We just
found out that Larry bird is a fucking if you go back and look,
but is this clearly a fucking bird human hand human hands? Like that's where
he has human hands, get human hands on the on the end of his
week, he has human hands and arms. That is disgusting. Like he
has full wings, but on the end of those wings are tiny. It's
not a library, it's not a legit wibery. That's so upsetting because that's
like the that's not how wings work. Wings are like the hands, yea,
but not for Larry Larry bird, Larry bird. What I do is
I go up to bats and I clip their wings. Why would you do
that? They can't find those evil things? I never heard anybody. Why
don't you do that? And I'll chase them and then you chase them and
they can't get away from you. They don't have wings. And I start
stomping, stomp, stomp. So you're so you are a psychopath and and
what stopped you from going all the way to graduate in humans? Because humans
aren't bats. So you just have a grudge of good. That's batman.
Really wouldn't like to get the bats, the dogs, cats. This is
growing pigs fishes. I was getting pigs with baseball bats. That's pretty fun,
all right, I told the story. But uncles did that, right,
Uncles literally did that. They went out, there was like four of
them at a baseball bat and they beat the head of a pig to death
and they got They beat the in the head of that pig, so might
as well give it a month of brain damage and like that, and they
cut it out. Whoa what in existence? Yeo? Man? Farm folks
are wild man? That pig was delicious. They do. Apparently city boys
can't city boys can't fuck a too can and come country boys get it done.
Two can tastes like doubles after so that's it's true. Actually, So
that's that's where they got it from. That's why fruit loops are associated with
fucking two can. I thought it was because he was gay or they called
it, they would be wise, they would be the way. That's a
wise retcon in my opinion. Fruity fucking bird. You gotta make that,
can't Sam must be gay? Fruity fucking bird. Hey, I take offense
for that. That was such a sixth grader joke. Yeah, I mean
I believe it. That'd be a really good like not even like no,
like would it be no joke? I think that'd be a cool idea.
Would it be? Because you know, since that's a derogatory term, that
almost be like like having some type of celebratory like the but then that's still
also like fruit, like you understand, like calling somebody a fruit is not
like a celebratory thing. I feel like it is what we don't decide exactly.
So I feel like the other things you could call them, I feel
like it's pretty nice, Like who does it? First of all, fruits
are fruits are healthy, they're nice. What aroma would you rather have in
your house? It's fruits? Of course, it's like a big that's a
big candle thing. So like you know, you knowspectful, like okay,
there's some soft you know, derogatory slurs towards black people and be like,
oh, it's not so bad. Like which on which one is equivalent to
fruit? Really? Which one like a nig nog? I think, I
think, uh, the porch monkey? What I think, dere Derek,
you are desensitized. I think you and me are not the proper people to
have this conversation because I don't even think the end what is that derogatory anymore?
I called the word, I started laughing. It's not about how you
feel, man, it's about it's about It's not about how you feel,
it's about how it's about how the people that use these terms feel. So
like the people that made these things up, they didn't call you fruit,
them them fruits as terms of endearments at any point. And same thing with
even this. If somebody just calling you darky, right, that's like it
sounds playful or some shit like fucking dark Souls had a Facebook fucking account and
they tried to have their fan base and they called darkies and then they're like
oops. They realized pretty quickly because obviously they're Japanese and ship they don't get
it. They're like, oh, oh sorry, And I was like,
no, please can they're like, no negroes, they're just innocent. They're
just innocent in Japanese, they don't understand racism the right way. Hey,
fellow darkies. And I was like, that's amazing. Please keep keep it
up. You have my blessing to call dark souls fans darkies. That's crazy
amazing, he says, because it is. It's like, it's it's such
a it's such a like mistake, an honest mistake that I'm like, it's
like in Hispanic culture they call people that are white weddow. Well, Mexicans
do that. I don't know. I don't know why the conversation got even
slightly serious. Clearly it's a joke, but we're not gonna move on to
we're talking about that was a little bit more serious, and I susipated to
getting It's like, it's not about how you feel, it's about I'm just
facts. But I still think having a game. Actually, actually I feel
very strongly about this. Actually, fruit is good. Yeah, they don't
not calling them next time, We're not calling them like and it's just it's
the longest beef you've ever heard. We're not calling them raggets here, We're
not calling him rackets. What's wrong with rude? Call him rudy, not
raggeds. That's a good one. I got some questions that we're going to
get into over and by the way, you can submit a question over at
patreon dot com. Slash the snark tank, the mom, your mom's twaty
your mom? Connor the Desolate Canadian wrote it. He says, what up?
Half priced dollar store lawyer, sentient ball of obsidian and dry eraserhead Derek.
What does he get a name? Cool? I guess what the fucked
dog? I'm not even longtime listener and recent I am, but like,
damn dude, longtime listener and recent patron, Since you all enjoy music?
Implying that that I like that, I really like that. There's some people
out there that don't like that personally, I know, but that's so funny.
It's yeah, he's a serial killer to me, soopathy yeah, says
y'all enjoy music. What is the worst track you have ever heard in any
media? My go to answer is the sewer level music and the hit GBA
game Urban. Yetive never heard of that. I've never heard of that in
my Yeah, yeah, gave away advanced game Urban urban YETI said, that's
a slur. But what do you guys think? Ju urban YETI that you
fucking urban yetti. He's like, what, man? Remember you said you
were food maxing? Right? Yeah? I saw a video like this guy's
wiger maxing and it is this white guy but like corn rolls white like tattoo.
The idea of wiger maxing is crazy. The idea of maxing is crazy,
like big gay porn maxing lady. You know, like this means they're
watching at what's up, dude? But it sounds better if you max It
does sound. You can excuse a lot of things by saying maxing after.
If you say maxing after negro maxing like heavy, it's like it's acting like
a nigga. Yeah, I gotta say, man, that walk on the
Liland's track was that? That was so terrible. I couldn't believe it.
I really authentically couldn't couldn't believe how bad it was, Right, I think
that's that's probably have to be my answer, because I can't think of anything
worse than that right now? Yeah, oh watch me shoot my tree?
Oh wait, no, wait, hold on, what was that? I
guess it's not technically a track, because I don't think you can stream this
anywhere like in a in a music capacity. But when what's her face?
When when Yoko Ono? Oh god, yeah, I did that set with
Chuck was it Chuck Chuck Berry? Chuck Berry and then Chuck Berry. Did
you see the way Chuck looked at her? Bro He was like, well,
like it was what you know what it looked like. It looked like,
say, uh, probably how any any imagine the cops throwing up and
like pointing a gun at you because he made like a like he made like
a like almost like like he scared for his life. Have a reaction.
Yeah, he was like he was so like what the fuck was that that?
He was like it scared him like this. That was back before they
had science though, so like they probably thought that there was like a demon
or like a like a like a you know, some kind of a soul
taking control of her. Do you remember there was It was before the eighties,
before science. Yeah. So they were doing The Weird of the World
so right, with a bunch of artists and it was Michael Jackson singing it
and he sung his part obviously very well, like Michael Jackson does. Oh
yeah, but then he had like fucking McFarland, fro McFarland toys and all
these like random people who can't sing. Did Tod McFarlane from Tom McFarland was
not there? Why didn't that in your head? Because I tried to think
of like the least musical oriented celebrity possible. Hey, the spawn guy.
I feel like McFarland. McFarland's a piece of ship. But he might be
able to sing. Though, I feel like he has some ability to sing.
There's no shot he might. You never know. I do know you
can. You can look at you're rightist, he might be able to I
feel like you can look at people and determine whether or not you look at
him. I'm like that guy. If he didn't, if he didn't have
anything to do with spawning, be a used car salesman, like you look
at him. Look at Todd mcfalland look at him follow I follow him on
Instagram. I'm gonna tell you this, fucking felick dude, I went so
so I went to the Comic com Museum. He tried to buy like the
there was a it's an edgy buick. It has a gun and it might
say the N word. You don't know engineered. Maybe the engine can be
made to sound like the N word. We're gonna keep it under wrap.
It's not if anybody asks you. He giggles when he goes up and down
real fast. He's only like power squats real FAD's clown maxing. I hate
that he's clown slashing, giggle Maxie. I'm a giggle maxing fiend over there.
Oh my fucking god, I don't even know how he got here.
I have no idea. Next question, we're talking about like the worst tracks
you've ever heard. Yeah, So Michael Jackson had like two like white singers
on there, and he sing his notes and then they sing. He looked
at them, but he looked at you can see his face. He's like
he was like, this is what they call singing for them. One of
them, so they're singing. He's like, one of them might have been
Cyndi Lauper. I think it might have been. And then another one was,
Uh, it might have who's the Genesis guy. It might be No,
sorry, who's the Genesis guy? Uh, yeah, it might have
been. It might coins the other Genesis guy. Collins was there. I'm
pretty sure, but it wasn't who's the other Oh my god, he's a
guy with the hair, the guy with the gray hair. Forgot his name.
He got a great There was another singer for Genesis that I can't Why
am I blanking on? His name was Michael McDonald. I can't remember.
No, no, no, no, no no no. I I was
thinking of the we are the world people. Sorry, uh, somebody in
Genesis. Honestly, I don't remember. I don't remember who the other person
Genesis was that like, that's who is the lead singer of Genesis? Just
ignored me? Like what a cunt? Peter, Peter Gaberl that's the name.
I was losing my fucking mind. What the fact that yours didn't listen
in my watch? That's where that is kind of funny and like it listened
to your voice, stupid Peter Gabriel hit a black screen by accident. Well
whatever, it was June this past. So it's good. We're good.
We got we got it before we get out a fucking those loses on you
feel it coming on my ass? And nine, his lord, that's good.
I've been waiting for his semen. Oh my life home on? Do
do do do do do do do do do? That's incredible. It's a
flat to be able to time that is so egregious. We need an audible
nut at this moment. I can't do that. I want to do like
the but I can't do that so gross. It's like that girl on the
TikTok. You haven't seen that that. I know what that is because somebody
said look up that girl. Yeah, because I saw a picture and it's
funny. It's a funny video. It's it's some southern chick talking about how
how No, No, It's it's like the question some guy. It's like
one of those TikTok people where they go up to people and they're like,
oh, questions, And I think the question is like how do you keep
a manage something? It's like and she goes he's got a hot tool on
that thing, and it's like, there's there's so much everything about that video
is great. I want to go up to somebody, like a regular guy
drag wados videos like, hey, doesn't hell like trying to eat him?
This next question is really normal effort. Oh yeah, what's going on?
Man? Like nobody's talking to people having a conversation. It's like, hey,
how do you like, Hey, have you ever seen the dog?
He's like, that's disgusting. Just throw it out. They're shooting him for
a while. He doesn't let go the three terabytes of porn on Chris's old
MacBook, wrote in Hello snark boys and Lava sween Uh, I don't know,
oh shark boy. Oh yeah, damn, all right, that's a
I forgot that that was even real. Ship boy. Last month you brought
up the first case of using AI to damage their mutation of that school principle.
That's right, we did. It was a wild story. My question
is if All out War breaks loose on the podcast. On the podcast,
wait, I feel is there a comments with I'll just read it. If
All out War breaks loose on the podcast, what kind of AI abominations would
you guys make to ruin each other's reputation? Okay, like, if we
went to war we wanted to slander, we tried to use AI ed all
of me, all of for Chris would just be a lot. It'd be
out egregious times too, and there'd be times like I beat a nigga and
it'd be my voice but over Chris. So if anyone pay attention, they
wouldn't. It would be an AI generated version of your voice saying the N
word over my voice, yeah, over your your mannerisms. There'd be time
with your fial your mom would even be moving. It'd be like this,
people smiling. This is a live money, this is live, it's just
live one. This is this really happened. Happened? I think I have
you you you would uh, I just want I would want to like blackmail
you or no, not blackmail. I'm just gonna release because I would want
to say I had this video of you doing this, and if you don't
comply, I'm going to release it. But I would just rather just and
it's still release, release the video of you where you have a like a
twink and you but you like just have a mask of Lily on on the
twink and you're going to town on this dude. At that moment, it's
like, what's wrong? Like what like because how do they still have to
be Lily at that moment? I was gonna do is because you don't want
to you don't want to be all the way gay, so you're you're you're
still like gay, Like look, I'm I'm fucking I'm fucking will black ma
Black male is crazy. That's double black male squared Bros. How the idea
I would have. I would make an AI generated video of you eating spaghetti
out of a dog's asshole, so you shoved the spaghetti in the dog's ass
first, and it would be all we were talking about using it's implied that
it is implied that cakes it. It would be so realistic you wouldn't even
able. You wouldn't be able to tell it it's Sweeny didn't be a tiny
dog too, Spaghetti about the burst and then I'm just fucking in a spoon.
It's all really like, it's all really convincing, But there's moments in
it where it looks like that Will Smith the first one, Yeah, where
it's just amazing people believe it, and I'd be like, god, guys,
that's clearly not real. And then we're like, I saw this with
my own two eyes. I thought you that I would get Anderson Cooper to
cover it too. I would make an A generated video of Anderson Cooper covering
that video. What is so Diabostle Sweeney is a fucking disgusting rat. I
would actually just make up make a I would make that video and then it
would I would make AI generated versions of every single beloved newscaster in the world
siding against you and then just making it go. I would I would have
like Tucker Carlson, I would have Rachel Maddow, I would have like every
single the Young Turks. I would have Drank Uger and Ana Casparian talk about
how like, yeah, this so Tom Sweeney ain't spaghetti out of a down
yash. Speaking of those characters, we forgot to talk about how The Boys
is apparently just got to getting woke. I don't know what that means,
though. Yeah, I haven't seen it. I haven't seen the shows.
I don't know what what commentary I can give on it, but yeah,
yeah, but I mean, I mean always, but he talked about it.
I mean, have you seen have you seen the news? But the
elder ring? Huh it's Elden ring. You forget Wait hold on, who
is that? You guys hear that? What? What as? No?
No, you don't you guys don't hear that? Do you not hear this?
What? It's male time. We're gonna open your mail. Bill,
here's rather mail? What the it's mail time? You stupid mail? Right
here? All right, cool, your passports, you show all the information
that everybody. We don't have the male time setup yet and we probably won
for months. That's our fans mailing scares the funk out of Men's just gonna
be fentanyl. And if they mailed us fentanyl, would you try a little
a little bit of a No, I would. I would report it to
the government like like an upstanding citizen. I haven't even done shrooms, so
no, I'm not defense. What is the hardest rug you've done? Uh?
Molly, mm hmm, It's not even really that hard. It's just
molly is like weaker ecstasy. Well, it's just no, it's it's his
ex m D m A, it's it's it's just not clean cutty pretty much.
Not in the sports. Getting the get into some other more of these
questions. First time patriot, I need that mallet, I need that elon
musk mallet. Oh yeah, wait, what was Remember he was beating monkeys,
the chimps, Yeah, the neurally, the ones that aren't smart.
He would hit him in the back of the head. Every part of their
mouth, every flesh, part of their skull would come out their face.
Do you remember what the assassin's Creed unity like that you couldn't see but they
had no fucking scan it. It was just their eyes, their eyes and
their teeth hits the hitting somebody in the face so hard that their face flies
off them. Dude, I love. That was probably one of the best
moments in gaming for me. Just see and then that Fastbenner movie came out
and people replaced fast Bender's face that I forgot that movie came out until right
now. I didn't see it. I didn't see it, even though apparently
the stunts were really good. I wanted to see it, but no one
wanted to go with me. Bad man. It just has, like you
be, stuff has such a bad rep that, like, I feel like
even even the way that people are treating Shadows, they're kind of like the
Assassin's Creed, And I'm like, I just want to support it. I
just want to support it now. I just want to support Shadows. I
want to support Assassins, Bleed, Blados, Blath and Bleed. I want
to support it. I want to support yos and I want to support the
feudal Japan. That's all. I want to support Japan. But I think
of the Assassin's Creed games that have been released lately. I feel like this
one has them. It's most it's the most appealing one to me. But
I'm still like, I don't know. I'm probably gonna wait to see what
people say. There's so many games I totally understand anyway, Yeah, question,
next question, we'll talk about later. Jacko's Jacko's o dbt roade and
he says, Hi, there you three. After dabbling with the Phantom Menace
game on PS one that got added on p S five A good a good
bit ago. It brought me back to a time where movie tie in games
were just expected. Now it's non existent. So I ask you, I
asked you a lot if it'd be refreshing to see these types of things make
a comeback. Yeah, for sure, Tians, Yeah for sure. Would
you do what was only a handful? I'd be like, I'd want the
Whale. That's an amazing game, actually for real? Yeah, then I
said that out loud. I really want the Whale for PS two. That's
for PS two, The Whale, Dude, that would that be the best
looking game, because there's like it was, it's just in the house in
a fat bastard. That's it. That movie is so good but so sad.
It's a good movie, but like that it's I'm sorry the movie at
the very end made my entire movie. I know exactly what he's talking,
but like he wraps it up and I was like, that movie was hilarious
that it's it's a good movie and it's very sad until that moment where it
ends spoilers for the whale, and it's lore the daughter and the sun crack
a joke at each other and then she walks out he dies. Well,
that's not what it is. He gets he's she's reading the note that like
means so much to him, and it's like giving him the power to like
get up, like grass up. That alone is very funny. But he's
he's getting up, and he's meandering towards the door, and it's he's walking
towards the light and then he just looks up and he goes oh. And
then the movie ends like nuts and he like the nuts and dies and then
you know, because he's dead and he's like he really like when you think
about like the world of that movie, like he just stood up, came
died and absolutely shat him though, think about the aftermath of his daughter about
like witnessing that. Then he collapsed hard on the floor through the floor.
It's like someone pulls him down through the floor. It's it's it's it's as
if fourteen cars were chained to him and accelerated into the ground. It was
like he falls, He falls in one frame and then ship, and then
that weighs him down even more and then it crumbles all down his ships so
hard that the ground starts to crack and give, and then he falls to
the floor. Yes, a dense ship that get like a can we turn
this into like a Dante's Inferno? Like inferno, It's Dante's Inferno. But
you play as Brindon Fraser's character from the Well, and it's like a god
of war situation because he he then has to battle gluttony and he comes glutton
totally tot who's bigger, because there are those glutton fat motherfuckers that throw up
the vomiting on you. It's him. But like I I whenever I'm playing
elden Ring and I run into those godskin godskin nobles, I like to pretend
it's Brendan. I like to think it's him asking his daughter to forgive him
it's great. That's great, And he actually said, what another what's another
movie that would make a good I feel like we could go on with this
Evil Dead game. Actually probably, well that exists. Huh, there's already
an Evil Dead game that came out recently actually, like in the last years.
Oh yeah, but like evil it's pretty good. But I mean,
like, there's no like I mean, it's a niche horror movie in the
first place. I'd beat the fun out of a Dead as long as it's
have any weapons. As long as it doesn't have any weapons, verify,
I'd beat the I pull a dead spine. Probably that would be an open
world RPG. That's pretty crazy. That would there would be too much,
it would, I would it would draw the road. Also, they wouldn't
let it happen, It's true though. Probably they wouldn't let quit the show.
I got the show. I can't be around this energy now. The
it would draw the wrong eyes. It's too much. I just want echoing.
Fucking yeah, I like. I do like the idea, like where
he would it would like it would be like a collectiveund but you'd be like
saving I should stop. It could be a collective fount of of of their
shoes and socks. All right, oh my god, that's not what I
hadn't mind exactly, but like exactly, it's gonna be like the Last of
Us Part two where you get to play two opposite you know ends, so
you can get to be like you get to be it was the British guy,
no sorry, the Irish guy in it again. Ms you gotta be
Lemnese and you can also be I don't know how Mangle is there. Maybe
he's something that you play all the village. In the very end, you
play as one of the you know, one of the Jews, stealth missions
for the Jews. It's like Dabby, but you're one of the Jews saving
other dude. What about That's there's a lot of good I feel like there's
a lot of good movies that could be turning to appropriate. You're pretty much
you're pretty much like it's like a Shadow of Mordor, Like you're you're like
a Jewish person that's just escape with the camps and we're about to get killed
by one Nazi. O, my god, that would be crazy. I'm
honestly kind of astounded how few games there's so many games where we kill Nazis,
but like none where you play heroes. There's actually plenty of games where
he plays the Nazis actually like a lot. No, none of the nazis
the good guy the end. They're actually like you finished the game the Nazis
like and then it ended, and the Hall Wild we got up all of
the Jewels, Gas Black Passions with like Hitler just putting his feet up on
his desk and the game life is good? Is good? Could you have
mathine? He sounds like Arthur Morgan. We did it well, God damn,
It's almost like it's almost like we do no, damn it, damn
damn. That was Christ's fault, right, you said, what did you
say? I just made a Southern accent? Why are you lying? I
did that is my youthful Southern accents. Sure, I guess I could have
went like, well we did the gig Leader exactly. That's true, But
if you didn't do that slack jaw ship, it wouldn't have got on there.
But immediately also my brain was like, I know this game Max again,
Gigger backs, There's got to be at one more. There's got there's
like I feel like there's something. I feel like the Whale was a good
one, but like, there's got to be another one. No, man,
I feel like, what it'll come to me, It'll come to me.
What's another movie that was good enough to have a fucking game? I
mean there's so many things, but you know, the video game for fucking
I think a record for a dream platform that would go sick, that would
be terrible. But a drug dug guys like Woozy Vision trying to jump from
platform the platform. You don't know where they're gonna be, and then they
wake up and they would just have a trip and a shaty pistol over them.
Gus, remember that movie where what is it? Gary Oldman played a
little person? Do you know that movie? Yes? Yes, that ship's
crazy. He's on his knees the whole time. Actually, yeah, it
is so the eighties or something. It was like the eighties. It was
called like little Hilarious. I called something funked up like that. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, like the short Little Goblin Idiots. I can't remember.
The trailer is outrageous for this movie, Like, sincerely, what is another
movie that came out recently? I have a good recently. The movie is
called oh yeah, that's it's even worse than I remember. Kick said,
I want you to guess what this movie is called. I want you to
guess what this movie is called. Please, I don't know. I want
to get that play. No, that's the album. This is the movies.
It was called Tiptoes a little short as nigg on his tiptoes man,
and it's it came out, dude, it came one. Guess guess when
it came out. Guess we can't guess. Two. I mean, yeah,
two thousand and three. That's that's pretty close. I swear I thought
it was much older. I thought that was like from the seventies. Yeah,
I thought, like to say, like he's he is on his tiptoes.
He's in there too. He's in there, but he's a secondary.
He's a secondary. Look at this fucking image. So it's insane. Batman,
Batman, batman. We need a commissioner. What are you doing?
Crazy? Look at this unbelievably not okay, Gary old man, commissioner on
his knees. Are you trying to suck? Commissioner? What are you doing?
Commissioner? What are you doing? Batman? I'm midget now, I
gar someone that's small with long arms persona. Yeah, like he's trying.
You can tell in the image he's trying to shrink his arms. But it's
like the right, thank oh my god, Scarecrow turned you into a midget.
We gotta do something about the Scarecrow person that Scarecrow has that abilities in
the first place. It's crazy. Yeah, he has a you know in
the comics, he gets a yellow lantern ring and and they immediately get him
and they were like, you cannot have this. That is like fear maxing
that you remember in Blackest Night. They got him. They were there with
the hurry up and they're like, this guy's gonna destroy you. No,
you're gonna bump gets scared from the wind blowing too hard. Bro, he
will be a king in a few hours. Bro, that's great. I
was thinking about reading reading all that that the whole whole thing from the beginning.
I have the Homney Bus if you want him, I have all of
them. A lot of money spent on that ship, but it was worth
it. Helly favorite favorite DC characters definitely like lanterns. I was like,
here's not the nigga, the cool one, here's a crazy here's a crazy
crazy, the coolest one. I whatever, Wow, you gotta be joking
with this name gave Peter Gabriel be like, she blind did me with girl
cock Peter Gabriel. Fucking how funny. That's so weird. How funny.
There's some weird synchronizations that happen on the show someday because I don't eve think
we've brought up Genesis ever, probably like a single time. Yeah, I
like Genesis, but like that's that's wild. But she blinded me with girl
cock. Dear Carl Sagan, Carl Weathers and Carl Weezer, Jimmy remember,
Yeah, I don't know, like I'll be Carl Weathers. I guess I'm
Carl Sagan. My God, I guess I'm Weezer, the fucking giant.
What would do you think people would take to him as well? If he
was giant and black, Carl Weezer and Jimmy Neutron, Like, if he
was actually like a character that looked like you, he would still be a
nerd, but he would have a better chance. He wouldn't he wouldn't be
the way he is he was black. I'd be like, so much of
him is because he's not like, not because he's white, because he's not
black. He couldn't be that way. We couldn't be like like just a
giant arkle don't really exist. I'm like, what a real word doesn't exist
that, you know, Like like it was close. My brother was closer
I met even I've met someone. I met somebody pretty damn close in Catholic
school. I've got a real kle in my life. I was the arkle
of my like general area hit closest because he was a huge, massive nerd,
really smart, sound like a idiot though he was erkle maxing because wasn't
uncle wasn't like a nerd. Arkle was like, well he was, he
was, Well, no, he was a He was a nerd, not
a geek. You're a geek. There's apparently the difference. Yeah I could.
Yeah, yeah, I'm more of a geek than a nerd. Geek
is a bit nerdy, but I'm more of science. They're like, you
know, like I made a real pussy out of ten. The nerd is
like he's piping it's still though he doesn't give a fuck his cock. Glass
it's coded and glass, superheated, constant sand in the glass. Nerd is
like Big Bang theory isn't it. And then like Geek is like the indeed,
like he is like the the Stranger Things kids, you know what I
mean? Yeah, yeah, one thousand. Yeah, there's like all imagine
imagine, like I could kill your fucking newborn baby in a minute. I
fucking slaughter your baby, bitch. I did that. I could beat up
your newborn baby in less than fifteen minutes. Probably, I actually I did
that on Twitter, posted a picture of me flexing at the gym. And
then I'm like, I don't like showing off. So I was like,
I gotta make this funny, and I just said I could easily beat up
any of your uh, any of your children, like I could easily beat
up And then there was people Actually it kind of went a little viral.
People were like, why the fuck would you say that? Is that could
because I could? Of my line, I'd beat the funk out of your
newborn son. What I'd grab him with combo easy left hook. Anyway,
we got to answer these questions. All right, I have an interesting hypothetical.
We'll be the doug to that. Yeah, he's not going ahead of
our As part of a medical experiment, you will be paid two hundred thousand
dollars to be diagnosed with penis slap syndrome. You have no idea what this
disorder entails, but only that it is incurable. Do you take the money?
No, penis slap syndrome? What is it? I have like really
audible cockslaps hit two one hundred thousand dollars isn't necessarily enough for me to be
money to scoff at. It's not money to scoff at, but like to
accept the ailments of an unknown disease that has anything to do with my penis.
It's kind of a lot. Well, here's my thing. Since he
didn't clarify what it is, we get to invent it. Yeah, I
didn't make it, not that. Let's see, yeah, let's see what
Well, what would it? What would it entail? What would penis slavery?
Time your penis slaps against your thigh? It's actually extremely painful. Yeah,
it like if it so much as touches your thigh, it curls back,
winds up and slap like you know, like if you're running, it'll
knock you off gilts and you'll I said, the opportunity to not make it
that severe, and you're like, hey, let me. Well, it's
got to be severe for the hypethet I wanted to be crazy, I would
put I would put a fucking I'd put like I'd get like a me sized
tastity ring so doesn't slap against my leg. You almost have to wear like
a like a completely it would have to be you have to zip tie into
your nuts. The idea of zip you put a dome over it and then
see and then you gotta put the dome over it. So that'll worth two
hundred thousand. What the fuck? That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm
saying. That's why I'm like, no, fuck y'all, Like, let
me think, Let me think, like like okay, okay, was penis
slap penis slap syndrome? So it's like Tourette's. You have you have this
tick where you have to pull your cock out and slap it like like you
have a neurological disorder. So the thing is you might have the risk being
in public pulling your penis out and slapping sounds worse. As soon as I
feel like coming on and lay down on my laid down my stomach, I
gotta go to my great nephew's piano recital. No shutting, you're not going
that's what you see. This is when you adopt kilt. You were,
but you have to wear boxing gloves so you can't do it. I think,
don't take it out. You have to take it out. You taking
out of side and if you can't do it, you start panicking. It's
more about exposing your penis. You know you've seen Ray with Davy Fox.
Yeah, well he gets like and he throws up that you hit hit your
penis out. You start doing that thing, you know, you know,
you know the videos of you know those videos of dogs mourning their dead owners
where they're like, oh yeah, yeah, they're seizing up and scared.
But you're doing that with boxing gloves. Because let me and you're at your
nephew's recital. You're holding you down, Will holding you down, and you're
you're out wrestling like like, why do I keep bringing you? Damn it,
uncle Chris, Why do you keep ruining the function? Please stop coming,
Chris, Please put you. I can't, I can't, I can't.
It's like asking me to stop saying the in word. If I had
threads, I can't. It's just starts saying threats to two hundred thousand dollars
is like, that's that's that's a lot of money. But like after taxes,
you know, it gets cut down. I don't taxes, Chris.
There's always taxes. No, if you're just gonna get money, no tax,
whole cash tying the government, if the government's not aware of that,
somebody's handing you that money, if there's no paper troll for the money you
can keep put the government find anything, literally what I just don't believe that.
That's what my family and that's what people I know do. Well,
we're just gonna say it's two hundred after after tat Okay, two hundred after
tax. That's that's a lot still, But I don't know, man,
that's it for a lifelong ailment like that centered around my cap put in the
middle of fucking you pull out of her. You gotta let But after that
your dick hurts and you're like, I can't keep you can't sorry, you
snore so hard, lean back so hard, you fall through your bed,
You go straight into your fucking mattress and you're on the floor like dropping a
wet weight in a paper bag. You could be a chat and cut your
dick off and then just buy like a ten thousand prosthetic one. Chad,
do you like a check? Waste all the money. Waste all the money
you just got on the day you invest ten thousand dollars, and now you
still have two hundred and ninety thousand dollars to do what you please. And
you have oh sorry, I was one or ninety thousand my chrome cock.
Now I have my metallic chrome cock that is prehensile like a monkey's tail.
I give you the best fuck of your life. And no, no,
don't touch which a robo penis. I'm gonna fuck you. I'm gonna go
fuck some bits I want to be in the future, like I'm gonna go
fuck some prospects. So she dies dead or alive. You're coming with me?
All right? We got a good one here, putting putting black face
on my light bulbs, running good Morrow, lads. This is actually a
question my girlfriend keeps asking me before scribbling on her hand and scampering off mysteriously.
Which looks which looks better esthetically? No nipples or no nails? Does
your answer change depending on gender? Long days and pleasant knights, fellas,
I think nipples are such an intrinsic part of breast. Now, without nipples,
I don't think i'd like breast as much. It does change with the
sex, for sure, because a woman without nipples is just it's hilarious,
like something's missing that it's not move Yeah, it's it's strange. I didn't
stop jacking off, but like, yeah, you kept power through. Yeah,
like, oh man, you powered through. Its not gonna sit on
my hand, But does that I don't know that. That really is kind
of like a duet situation though, right, because you would you would would
you rather? Here's here's a question, a side question to this. Would
you trade away the fat of the boob for just the nipple? No?
Absolutely, it's just the right, So you would, But you wouldn't do
the opposite, would you? Also, it's kind of like a they're like
hall of Oates. Yeah, yeah, that's actually a good uh yeah,
because I don't I don't even know their full names. You're not gonna go
to a John Oates con I don't even know it was ots. I wouldn't
even I don't even know if that's true. I think it is John.
I think it is John. Is it really? That's just a guest.
I wonder master Chief John Oates. I think it might be Jimmy wrong.
It's actually no Halls, Darryl Hall. They sound like bandits, Jimmy Hall,
John Oates, Jimmy this is a very like Billy Billion Billy Billy the
Caterver. Yeah like that. It's only that wild, Yeah, Darryl.
At least I only know that though, because of the lawsuit that they were
having with each other, seeing each other over their discography or something. Yeah,
that sucks, so sad, so stupid, Like you're your penis and
a second wind or something. You're hauling oats. It's over. Just just
live coast. You got like you crazy. I'm lot of people are crazy
that you're probably still making a shipload of money. Yeah, joint group,
You're probably like just let it be. Yeah, Oh I don't know.
I would. I would just I feel like if tits don't have nipples,
I don't care about them anymore. Yeah, it's like instant it needs it
and I don't want they gotta be like sucking on the bottom of a foot,
you know. Ye, At the same time, the nipple as it
is, it's kind of like a like in isolation. The nipple is a
very whatever thing. I know, but when I see him on, when
I see him on a guy, I'm just like, even even a close
up of a girl's nipples very like fucking okay, who cares and works.
But what happens is if you would you would you would you suck on a
nipple? I guess because it wouldn't really be anything where I where am I
sucking? You suck? Well, it would be like you literally have to
suck your dick. You're sexually nursing, and so you can't like, you
know, you can't do that with the lack of nibble kind of it just
kind of defeats a bird. But okay, well let's up. Since the
stimulations there, but let's move on. Well let's move on to the nails
though, Yeah, because that's that's always visible, you know what I mean,
Like that's everybody. I think nail list is dangerous. I think also,
I think again dangerous because I feel like the nails protect your hands to
a little degree. I don't know what the hell are you talking about.
Like now, your hand, your finger, it feels very weird without the
nail because I have that had it but had to grow back but that's in
the context of you losing you always like if you just didn't just oh my
god, that's so gross picking your nails out like that. That's a bloody
mess. And I have a really visceral like apprehension, like apprehensive reaction to
that, Like I really I feel that's like the nails on the chalkboard to
me, anything with like nails coming off, Yeah, just say that to
myself recently, where like I hit my fucking my toenail, my big toenail,
and like it like bent in the middle and like, fucking favorite.
Go watch the reboot I think came out in like oh five, the reboot
of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, And there's this dude is running through the fields
like where the sheets are hung up, and then motherfucker, somehow just wodni
does appears and cuts his leg off, and then so he's dragging him back
down into the cellar and then he clangs onto it and you see his nails
pop off. That's the worst part of the movie, not him, not
the people getting cut up or anything like, not dudes being hung by.
What really bothers me is that, like cool? Who thanks, bro?
That doesn't even make sense. But yeah, whithers about those movies that those
people are so stupid, like so uselessly stupid. They are like I'm like,
I was like until they made him like Michael Myers like a fucking magical
creature. I would have shot him. Then I went for his head.
I would have chopped his head off immediately. There's a I would have to
chopped his head off, and I'd be like, now this is not a
problem, and i would say I would throw it into better some ship.
I'd go over a helicopter. I would throw over a volcano. I like
the the the original, just because that bitches runs and I'm like, oh,
finally somebody just runs away from the problem and not like gets because they
tried to do it a weaver. No, no, no, who's the
girl from the fucking famous woman from from Michael Myers. What's your name?
Oh no no, don't don't don't do that, give me the Curtis.
Don't do because don't confe you start putting names and like it'll like you do
that you didn't plant like fake the truth in the stories, and then it
like it decombobulates the person wrong. This makes other people sing and then you'll
insert something to block it. You know what I'm saying. It's almost like
like uh like certain like water displacement. We're like you you there's like a
tub and it's full of the right name, but then you drop like a
fucking and all the right thing that falls out of it, and it's mostly
wrong that that was mostly wrong, and there's like I can still kind of
I think the right answer still there, but it's like it's like at the
edges, put the two parts of the right name together. No, it's
all split. Come come, Come, Come, Come, Come, Come,
Come, Come, Come, Come, Come, Come Come. The
first songs I learned how to play on piano that's very good, one barely
inconvenience. I would love to be one of those motherfuckers that created something that
I like, the iconic jingle YEA kills a town full of people. I
was like, oh, one nig of that, the Jason guy, that
guy, because it's just I'm like, I mean, that's kind of awesome
though it's it's not music, but it's like an to make an iconic sound
like that, it's really dope. I was like, I could do better.
Freddy Mercury, not Freddy Mercury, Freddy Freddy Krueger, Freddy Kruger's what
are you doing? Want to Fred's Larry. That's Larry Bird getting onto the
field. So he show basketball field. There's annoying. They can't even focus,
they can't even playing there. There comes to Larry Bird, Larry Bird,
Larry Larry parentheses the bird on the court. They're baseball announcers. Now
it's my only context for announcers, Larry Chris. Do you think if you
got all of our group of friends right, Yeah? Do you think we'd
be able to kill Jason or Michael Myers? Yeah? I think so because
we wouldn't make mistakes were saying this. First of all, we wouldn't split
up or anything. We would gang We would gang up on him. I
think Michael Myers is invincible. Jason, he's gonna be dealt with. No,
no, no, Jason Voor He's just invincible. Actually, well,
he keeps cool, he keeps getting stupidly resurrected. So all you gotta do
is keep him away from electricity. He's fine. Well, no, remember
that that three? Do you remember remember the third one? Three? And
the third one? Like black ink Win is some nigga and then he became
him. Swear to God, swear in my life if that's true, I
swear like the third one on black Ink, that was his third electricity resurrected
them each time, like I think in the second street he was under the
lake and then like one of those cables that like power cables, like sh
he was like, oh, he gets struck by lighting and like the sixth
one, I think, imagine the lightning and then you get power. Got
an unguarded fucking uh coffin like nobody thought to like it's so somebody takes it
up and then they stab him because like fuck you Jason, and then lightning
strikes any resurrects, and I'm like, are you fucking why would that just
be casually there? He would have been shot in the space. They would
have shot him in the space. He would have been shot into like the
sun or something. But the thing about it, they're not that guy comeback.
They It is kind of weird that at that point in time, for
whatever reason, we just gave our monsters like government names. Yeah, it's
just like this is the monster Jason Jason for well, it's the it's the
nature. There's supposed to be people that definitely understand it always made it sillier
to me because it's just like, oh, there's you know scary my uncle
his name is Donovan, Like is terrifying. It's just the idea of somebody
giving like a like a almost like a like a horror movie speech about like
this this evil entity. And then it's just like, Jim, we should
do about horror movie, the snark harror movie. That would be fun.
That would be a lot of fun. That would be good idea, that'd
be very fun. We had decide who dies first out of us though,
and we also got we got to side the villain, like Jim, it'll
be Jim Drew, It'll be what his name, It'll be uh, bald
guy cap on his head. He gained like a bunch of murderous intent.
And to come after that, who who are you talking to? The guy?
The guy that be the beanie guy he becomes confused with each other is
so fascinating. What's the next question? I love that Temple Serial Murder will
play last question and then we'll we'll book it. Halo t Bag wrote,
and he says, sup. Three blind mice, longtime listener, first time
commenter, welcome aboard. Hell yeah. My question is there's a lot of
really bad faith media criticism going around these days, and I'm curious to know
what is the worst piece of criticism you've ever heard for something that you like
I got. I feel like you have stuff a media probably with some of
it. I got some bad tech for sure. So recently in the Star
Wars the movie show acollate right, it takes place a few hundred years before
Get My Fire out of here. It's fun to do here, It is
pretty cool. So what happens is there was twat. There was there was
a moment where they don't fucking don't don't don't don't disrespect them quat, thank
you twigger? Then you twigger twigger? Oh man, there's so much moldability
there, your Max. That is so monkey de loofy bananas man. But
yeah, so there was there was a moment where so granted it was a
two lesbian characters, so people are already mad about that. Uh, they
created they them using the force created two twins, right, similar way to
Anakin was born and it was created by the force as well. The problem
which is, I think that's dumb and it's all but it's it's he's the
prodigal son, is Jesus Christ literally of the universe. So that's why it's
all magic to begin with. So fucking you know, my fuckers can throw
people across rooms, but creating life is that crazy to them? But justn't
saying because motherfuckers that are literally aliens. Yeah, it's all that, it's
it's but what people it was people draw their lines that right. What happened
is that there's a character named Darth Darth players is the person that was the
Wise. Yes, in fact, you know that's crazy, but no,
I just know. I just know that Codor he's heavily mentioned in quota.
I didn't I think if he ended or No, he's not in there,
right, he's mentioned. I didn't finish Coodor because it broke on me that
game is a great game, dude. There was like a thing you needed
to like like specific armor or like a garb you needed to use to disguise
yourself again, and it was like super early and then like I died in
the in the mission, and then when I respawned, just wasn't there.
So like I was just like, that's right. So I remember you saying
that because dude, it's crazy too, because like that's a game that I
have no nostalgia for it all. I don't even like Star Wars. Really
didn't play it as a kid, and I was liking it even even though
it was like super Jank, I like it anyway. But then it was
like, yeah, at that point, I was like, that's I'll find
Maybe at some point later I'll play it again, but yeah, Dark plagas
the Wives finds a way to be able to manipulate the Force using uh,
keeping people alive in perpetuity. Uh. He finds a ritual to do it,
and he combines it with science. So my assumption is that the ritual
that he used was the ritual that they used to create life in the Force.
He probably just modified it scientifically. But everybody got so fucking mad,
and I was just like, why don't you just kind of fill in context
clues and figure out this min that's not to do with other things Anakin got
made by the Force, like Anakin specially was like, yes, but he
he's still the chosen one, but this might have been a similar means of
creating life as well. Like it's not one doesn't nullify the other exactly.
So I'm assuming the people that are complaining they just have no knowledge of any
of that. They don't they don't know the real story of Star Wars.
Yeah, and that's it. There's so many often moments where shit in Star
Wars is like fucking wildly fantastical, out of out of the point where it
doesn't make any sense, and you're supposed to be like, all right,
cool, This world is bigger than the characters that exist that we've seen in
the movies. And that's another problem as well. Peoplen't understand the world is
much bigger than like the Skywalkers. They're very important, don't get me wrong.
They're like the most forced attuned people, but it's a galaxy. Yeah,
I don't. I personally don't give a shit about the Skywalker lineage.
I'm done with them. Yeah, uh Luke b Vader, I'm done now,
that's it. I will say those caring about Larry Bird like it's over,
it's done it, We're done with and then got court martialed. There's
so there's so many other characters and lay egg harassment. You're not supposed to
lay eggs on the basketball field. That's the number. He bent forward when
the cast like, what is Glarry doing? Literally bent over? I just
quick a shot an egg. Well, she's like Larry birders giving birth.
This is a Code seven giving egg. No, right, it's not not
it not is it's something like that. It's definitely sexual nature, but like
you know, it's not it's not done right. You have to like come
on the egg and they bust on the eggs. Yeah, you like come
on and then they like, that's gonna be my son in a few months.
So like if we busted on the eggs, imagine not imagine having that
little of an understanding, but like what an egg is like is like women
are just full of like finished eggs, right, like shells, and then
you just have to like and I bust on the eggs right and just babies.
It's like crazy or by that is that what Jack the Ripper was trying
to do? You think he was like look if the spur if I think
from my understanding, because they say that they think he's like a physician or
something, it was like a really smart but he was a doctor or something.
He was just like, hmm, can I speed the process up by
just coming directly on the imagine he was accidentally killing women. Yeah, he
was like he was like they came to him for surgery, but like it
was just so like fucking ancient, like rudimentary technology that he was like,
he was just killing him. And every time he sees him, he gets
scared. He's like, ah, just SA disembounds them and then cuts them.
People, Why does this keep happening? My favorite head, my favorite
head Cannon about that entire scenario. I think I might have said this on
the show before, but I love it. Is the idea that like nobody,
nobody ever knew who Jack the Ripper was. That's like a big thing
about him. It's like it's one of the biggest unsolved crimes in the world.
So they named him Jack the Ripper. But like, my it's really
funny for me to imagine that his name really was Jack. Jack. That
freaked him the funk out that they just ship I gotta I gotta stop.
He stopped. That's why he stopped. He's like, what the my name
is Jack? His name My name is literally Jack Jackal Jackals the Ripper,
And everybody's like, it's you in it. I swear to God, no
no it's not. Yes, but not the right way. They're stupid as
fuck, to the point you probably convinced them like, no, it wasn't
me. I know we have you bend him out of a bo a good
tousling, and they banged him. He f I don't know, and we
just lost that lore like that. They they found him, they fucked him
to death, and then they just that just got lost the lord. Now
we think we never knew he was. They fucking broke his spine. We
knew exactly Louis was. His name was Jack. His name was Jacker.
His name was Jack Ripper. We fucked it till he was bloody, and
then we left him in the middle of a fucking field sword out, and
you fucking Yanks thought we never figured it out. Yeah, looked little bit.
That's the big deal. That's so barbarians without bones broken tan the dost
and ashes, big deal. Okay, not too savage in it. Nothing's
wrong with that. You don't even have a faction. Somebody tell the baron's
disintegrated. You never a little bit the town dog until it turned into a
pass and you never left the town Gorgan town dog heard. I heard,
like there's a imagine there's a town Gorgan Jesus turns regular blow so much.
We didn't mention this. Did you fucking see that? Gordon Ramsey got into
like that. Oh yeah, he looked like he got affected by the darkness.
He has a bunch of black parts of him. It wasn't a motorcycle,
it was he's a cyclist. Oh, he's just on a bicycles.
Yeah, he's a cyclist. Man. There's such a shape at his age
and it was just like held See. The problem was he was cooks cooking
a lobster dinner, fantastic tar. Motherfucker was on the freeway. He's trying
to has a pot of lobsters. He has a minute goal of it on
a go. It's sucking. He got a generate on the back of his
bike. Generator on his back back. He gets that nice brown seck.
He's weaving. He's so many accidents you going, he's doing that, he
gets hit whatever. It's the point that he got so bad that there were
cars literally burge. That's how bad a multiplication symbol. He's like, what
the fun? He's got so much death And finally a hero cop like did
a pit maneuver to take him out. His eyes and dies and he knows
I got stopped. He died, he sacrificed himself, maneuver he game.
And then the driver died. And then Cardon Razey just gets a little bruise
side and he's like, he killed disk. It's saved it picked it up.
The pots. The oven is perfectly fine. Bec Sky is like my
bisk is ruined body. He's talking like he's doing the narration for his episode.
I don't know what to do here. The barone's so fucking stupids ruined.
Oh my god, I don't know if it will be the savage,
the salvage. This is completely unsalvagable. He goes the top, losing balance
on the on the bike as well. He's making right, it's too handy,
not even on the no, no, no no, he's holding a
one hand with the bike and and on his shoulder. He put the trying
to stir in the fucking pot. It's it's I'm doing my best, but
my best might not just be enough. And then the oh, I've fallen.
The person that has been over such bad stape. His hand is inside
his fall but his fingers coming out of his eyeball sockets. He's he's in
the car, but he's like he's petrified, like he's he's like a magical
spell. He's just like perma British, like just like he took so much
damage that he sees and he's stuck this way. Like if you see his
body like like you know, like an exhoom mummy. If you see his
body, you know he's British even like one hundred years later. Just that
it's crazy though his voice, he replicated, this entire body is just like
tenderized. Dude, it's crazy. But he gets up like you know,
like actually felt bad for it, like he was like idea where he's like
he's like his handshaking, Yeah, dude, yes, who you look like
somebody painted him? Like yeah, I'll never season anything again. You fucking
cut you ruined everything. That's Truely, I hope they bring it up in
because I me and Jojo Watchell's kitchen. Did they still make them seasons?
Yeah? They're two or something. He's an entertaining guy. Yeah, he's
awesome and this literally loves that show. I really like all the reality shows
that I've seen. I really do like the cooking ones like where there's something
about it. Also I think I feel like I pick up some stuff.
I actually learn how to make risotto watching the show. Oh for sure,
teacher you stuff, but like, also fuck it, you know, al
right, okay, great, yeah, there's the Star Wars stuff for you.
Then oh yeah, yeah, and you know, this is actually a
perfect Oh yeah, it's a perfect time to bring up the Boys, because
that's what the person those people criticizing that they're in the same vein as the
same thing that you were talking about is. I guess the people that are
watching the seasons prior just didn't really understand The Boys is the because the people
that are watching are psychopaths, and they get vindicated by Homelanders. They're insane
behaviors. It's the sathing that happened the people that, yeah, I know,
I know when that should happen. I was like, like people that
like the Punisher, It's like, what are you guys? Are cops wear
Punisher fucking gear? And I'm like, literally kills cooking the cops, Like,
actually, he's a fucking he's a he's a psychopath. He would have
killed Chopvins, Like, actually, he probably would have murdered him. He
is so casually fine with killing people that thinks that need to be killing and
that's not a good thing, and things that need to be kill you.
I just like that. It's insane. It's like and then like, Okay,
obviously Homelander is insane. Obviously Homelander people like in a show, even
in a show the people that fucking decided to follow Rorshack, and it's like,
do you guys not know Rorshack? No? They I would have hated
y'all. It really just dude. It. Media criticism is rough because like
I feel like there's a lot of people with a lot of influence and a
lot of reach who don't really understand how to do the job that they've fallen
into. What I mean by that, it's like there's a lot of people
who are media critics who aren't actually trained media critics. They just kind of
have a lot of it. Yeah, it's like, yeah, talk about
political back, like people that doing political stuff when they don't really know what
public they just blew up. They don't know what they're talking about. And
the thing is that those things need to be in that category too, by
the way, Like I have no business really really covering politics, and that's
why I just step away from it. Well, I just wasn't. Also
I was, I was joking you. I treated it specifically like a comedy,
like I was never like, oh here I am, I'm a voice.
But you have the capacity to learn if you wanted to. I think
that's the difference, though, the difference between a lot of these people that
are making these criticisms. I think they're I don't want to say I know,
but I have. I think that they're very stupid. I think a
moment to take a step back and look at this. I don't think they
have the capacity to do it. I think it's so easy because I think
it's too obvious. It's like, we're not brilliant people. It's fucking obvious.
It's like I'm watching The Boys season one. I'm just I just started
over from the very beginning. From the very beginning, you immediately realize how
much of a piece of shit Homelander is. But he makes a comment about
a train and how translucent is more valuable than all of a train's people,
and you're like, that's that's fucking like episode two or something that's like that
is incredibly racist thing to say. I'm like, you identify with this guy
and maybe they do, but I'm just saying like there's a lot of people
and then the whole, the whole, like say the that you know,
the taking on religion and cult like mentality and being at that. There's a
lot of stuff that they've clearly that if you were say anywhere center right,
you would probably have a problem with this show. But they did it because
it's the media literacy is like a problem. Yeah right, And that's yeah,
because there was an episode last season where they're like, it's literally that
meme where he's going around and he's where homelands looking around. It's like,
oh they liked it. Oh yeah, that's literally, yeah, that is
you couldn't get more transparent than But yeah, I don't know, I noticed
it a lot, like even outside of the realm of politics, and so
it's like people don't really when you're looking at something seriously, you have to
kind of not necessarily remove yourself from it, but there is a layer of
consideration that needs to be taken into it. Like my answer is like it's
not anything as serious or as crazy as you guys, but it's specifically,
I guess, revolving around criticism of certain games and like what like what certain
games are supposed to do versus what people expect them to do or what people
like want them to do they don't do, or like they're placing like why
can't Oh there's it's it's almost like that was that that that ign thing was
like, uh, this game was like seven out of ten too much water
or something. Yeah, I know what you're saying, but it's like it's
like a bad it's a bad criticism. But I think I think about Destiny
a lot in that regard because there are people like, oh, I still
have people in like like whenever I stream it, there's like Destiny, why
are you still playing Destiny? Destney has no story? And I'm like that's
crazy because like the same people will be like, oh I love dark souls
or demon souls. Yeah, the story is there a distance and under you
have to fight, you have to dig for it, but that doesn't mean
it's not there. And if I'm not understanding that personally, that's like very
better though, like it's gotten way better at showing you the story up front
now, right, But the point that it's crazy, Yeah, it's like,
dude, come on, it's been like that hasn't been true for like
maybe like seven years at this point, like relax and it's like, I
don't know me. For me, it's not very reactionary too. They think
they've had their impression of something and then it's just it just stuck that way.
My idea is a lot of people are getting really on the start that
the woke train, the I, the E I I Now, yeah,
that's a new thing, and it really confuses me. It's like, what's
confusing? We live in a world that's so transparently wildly different, right that
when a person, like when a person of color shows up in something that
makes sense, it just makes like, if there's a world of humans,
why would there not be different colored humans. That makes me angry. Those
people, the people that they don't they don't believe that, they don't believe
that there's other people. They don't believe black people there are white people that
are way Yeah, that's actually, well what do you mean, sir,
I'm black? He's like, I don't believe you. What are you talking
about? I didn't know his eyes he realized that you're screen screen dude.
I'm just saying that the people that say ship like that, that like they
called the mayor of Baltimore, d I mayor like a black fucking city.
Like like it's one of those things where like, Okay, I know you
don't believe this. You can't because that information is so wrong. You've just
been taught it. Somebody relayed this to you. You can't possibly think that's
a de I thing because you don't know anything about Baltimore. You don't know
anything about that mayor. Somebody just said d I d I. And now
that there's a black pep, well, they think they think the world is
twitter. Yeah, they think they think that he got that position because like
people like voted on a pool or something like that. It's like the d
like it doesn't like a character being a color doesn't mean like not Like I
understand that there was a lot of time where they did a lot of interjecting
characters that were coloring things. But it was good time. No, no,
no, And it is a good time creating the characters. You know.
So oftentimes the characters of color, the different sexu orientations fall to the
wayside based on the construction of them. You know. Yeah, that's happened
quite a bit. Sure. Sure. The issue now though, is that
now it's like a universal problem where it's like now we have like no,
you can't really it really sucks that, like media companies have figured this out
because now there's no there's no real legit criticism anywhere now because now you can
you can fully bet on people overreacting to stuff that you weren't even planning as
like a political thing, you know what I mean, Like you just cast
a show normally, and then you can bet that there will be like a
bunch of people angry about it, and that's free marketing. And then and
then people will take advantage of that. They'll be like, oh, look
at how woke we are, or look at how fucking progressive we are.
We've got like this amazing cut and people we're upsetting people with are fucking awesome
casting. And now it's used this that and now like that bullshit outrage.
It's like profit, like profiting your people profit from it. Is now acting
like it's like a marketing wing for the for the fucking companies. Isn't that
a dragon age, dude, Ghostbusters? It's it's so annoying. It's just
to the point now where like you write a story, right and you're like,
oh, I've a just character being like this, and if you Adam
like that, people be like, that's woke, and it's like, no,
I this is the person that fits the character. The problem this goes
this goes back all the way to the Busters twenty sixteen thing, where it's
like the problem with Ghostbusters twenty sixteen wasn't that it was an all female cash
at all. Was part of the problem was that it was a stupid idea
and that they were pretending like that was some feet like that was like some
amazing fucking thing. Nobody asked for it. Nobody asked for it. Nobody
Ghostbusters ever again, because those movies are stupid. Ghostbusters is a bad I
like people, look, I appreciate boost. I think the first Ghostbusters is
a fun movie. The second was terrible. I was fun. It's bad.
I watched the new one. It was it's looking. It's also terrible.
It's one of those things where it's like, well, there's they obviously
heavily pumped nostalgia, but it has the like you say, the oh,
let's let's try to make it kind of woke to you know, like like
it's all performing, it's all even even though that ship bombed. But because
nobody want to see it the twenty sixty one, Yeah, nobody want to
see it. Bothers bevies. It's like, what, like I can't like,
I don't know if I if I write a story, right, and
I have like a fucking a white a white show lead, right, and
I write a story and like, I really particularly want a black character to
be this this character right, no matter what. I'm like, that's woke
because in this world, I think, think of the think of the set,
the fact that there is one black person in Star Wars universe. It's
stupid, that's crazy. It's all one count count argument that is there's there
should be fewer, should there should be a lesser number than zero. I
think there's two now, right, they're in there. Two. There was
Lando, Lando and Orlando. There's Maze, There's Finn and the There's Niggy
Nigg the black Tako's hinted that if J J. Rally made Star Wars nig
swift Foot, he's just the fastest character by far, And it's like,
man, it sucks that. Like every it's the people that are so you
have the the vast majority of people, like ninety something percent of people that
are as dumb as fucking they'll believe anything. And then there's the people that
are feeding them information that are aware. Yeah, they're still stupid, They're
still they're stupid, I think, but they're aware. They know if they
accuse everything of being woke, they're gonna get clicks. So even when they
know something isn't woke, like say, even when it's an original idea like
oh, here's this indie game that stars as like African kid or whatever woke
and it's like, what do you what does that mean? Like how could
that possibly be take place in Africa? It is Africa has white people.
It's like they're just some thing they can think of that is like it doesn't
matter, like oh, yaske or something any Yashka has been in things before
last example. Literally it is literally the reverse. I've been saying this for
years. It is literally the reverse of what what had been happening, which
was like, oh, this this show has like uh, this show has
like a predominantly white cast. And then it's like, oh that's racist.
Yeah, why why is it that? Why is that is not what the
show? I understand saying this argument right, Let artists make the ship that
they want to make that's my they want to make a who Black show,
they want to make an old white show, they want to make a fucking
Jews show, they want to make a fucking diverse show. Is that it's
good. If it's good, it will stand on its own and people will
like it or hate it. And that's that's where Chris that cars have the
ability to be able to create whatever they want, right, right, But
it's so insane to create stories where there's no like unless I disagree, that's
the period piece. No, I fundamentally disagree, because there are places in
the country that are like, if you want to make a story in Maine,
there's like literally like maybe like I agree, I agree, right,
But if you have a story in Maine and there's like it's like a ninety
plack cast, like that's a little, that's a little. I also agree
with that it's like supposed to be accurate whatever. But stories like let's say
Game of Thrones, right right, Game of Thrones in the book, there
are plenty of black characters, right, Okay, but for some reason in
the show, characters that were black they made white. Yeah. I don't
know, I don't know. I don't it's like and it's like, there's
also characters that they took away, right, well, it's not every single
characters that were black, Like most two characters that were black people, they
made them white. I don't know, yeah, I just look at the
only the only uh, well, I would just say, hold on is
that is that would it be a problem with the other I don't know.
I don't know. I know that then they did it the other way around.
Well you did do it the way around, right, No, no,
no no, but it fit the purpose of the story because it helped
insinuate something. And then people got mad if they had more black characters in
there. Well, that's what it's supposed to be white to see that,
there's the dichotomy. It's it's I agree. I also just kind of feel
like whatever do but you also understand like, right, you're right, your
argument is not right. Here's the thing because this a little devil's advocate.
The only reason why that that is it's a Even though I want to believe
that's how things should be, I don't trust people to just be make whatever
you want because of this history and historically, like say that libertarian kind of
outlook on things like everybody do what you want to do, things don't end
up well, and so in media things might take a turn. Here's in
a way that it's not like the way that you're envisioning. My counter argument
to that is like, if we cannot live in a if we cannot live
in a structure where we are free to do what we want with art and
we cannot be trusted and if things go south or whatever, then that is
quite frankly not a species or a culture that deserves to arrive anyway. Well,
then we should have been nuked a long time ago. Yeah, the
humans are not. I agree. I think the way absolute when you think
about like say that there's they're like, do you remember just a little scientgent
Candice Owens was saying, Oh, the problem with Hitler was conquest and not
that like just being It's an insane thing to say when it's like she said
it like that allowed bro and if someone didn't walk up to her and you
know, just pow. Yeah, she's still thriving, even though she's not
with the Daila Wry. She's still thriving alive. It's weird, but like
the thing is, when the whole world is based off of conquest, And
I'm like, what do you like the whole the entire the entire, like
say, like you do not have a problem with everybody, like say why
everybody speaks English Spanish? But whatever? All the like, that's she humans
did not do great ship throughout time. And when it comes to even translating
through art, I can't imagine how long it would have taken for a lot
of things to have happened to even normalizing people of color being in media in
the first place. If it wasn't kind of forced and there wasn't like a
big pushback, I can't imagine. That's what I'm saying. It's like when
I think about like fresh Prince's, like, what do you think that it
was forced? You know? No, no, no, no, would
we even have a fresh Prince at all? If people weren't forced to integrate?
Is what I'm saying. What would black people get? Would black people
get? No, it's not the concepts, the conception of it is the
same question. The the idea is that, like, think of how long
it took us to just get even now, look at the history that we
have now in us being in present in things and shown in sort of movies,
you know it's not. And I think this is because you're genuinely not
a racist person. Why this might fly over your head a little bit?
No, I don't know what do you mean because of the fact that it
took us so long to integrate, period into this the mainstream world in general,
that weren't pushed and nudged along. But I'm not saying that. What
do you think I'm saying exactly make what you're saying, people should make what
they want to make right. But if that was always the case, where
would we be now? I think if that was always the case, we
would have had this a lot sooner. Probably is I agree, there's a
I like say, for example, imagine saying estrapolating that to you know,
giving black people and women rights if they had that libertarian mentality, people should
be able to do what they want to do. Would that have happened without
actual forcing pushback and making this happen because the right thing to do I'm talking
about I'm not talking about like, No, that that translates though, what
are you're being a strong man right now? The notion of those things all
stem from similar things in the world happening. You know, why do you
think I was a thing in the first place in arts? Can I tell
you something. I don't think that ship's real. Okay, that's kind of
what I'm saying. I don't think there is this fucking thing. What are
we talking about here? I don't think de I is real in the way
in the way that people are talking about it. No, I don't care
about what people are talking about. I'm talking about actual d I know.
But what is actual de I do? Uh? So, like you want
to seeople getting forced into things, It's not forced. It's giving them a
opportunity because they're historically fucked right, because they're not forced into it. What
are you They're not being forced into things? This is this is what I'm
saying. No, you cannot make this thing unless you don't do this.
That is not what's happening. What's happening is the industry and the people in
our world that are in that media space have evolved in general and are choosing
to do this anyway. You know, conspiracy, conspiracy, I don't know
you're talking is that's what that's the idea? Are you talking talking to the
precursor of that? What happened is for a long time I don't know who
you're listening to. That's not what de I is. I is not nefarious
in the beginning, in the beginning of it, because what happens I think
you guys are talking about like it's like c r T. It's like there
is nothing the farious about until somebody gave it an a faarious label, like
I like, what do we like? I don't know where you're like,
Diversity Inclusions talks about the I. I don't care what people are saying.
What I'm talking about, what how people talk about things? Define what it
is? Yes, talk about how we're saying one times one is two because
he believes seventy percent of people believe that that would make it define definition.
That's how you guys are both literally right, but you guys are arguing different
segments how cultural feelings, and I'm talking about what is real. What happens
is if if And then the conception of d md I, right before it
became a thing about marketing or bullshit like that, they would literally took people
that did not inquir not include these things, and they put them into it.
And then that notion started the waterfall of allowing people of color being involved
in things in general. That was the beginning of the wave of happening at
this point now where we're going through more or less. Yes, there's a
lot of people that are sooe horned to things they shouldn't have been in.
But without without the nature of it happening the first few times, it might
have not. We don't know when it would have happened. Well, that's
one thing, I'll say, what would think that's the that's the argument he's
making. Let's not look like now if we had the libertarian libertarian position is
let people do what they want to do. And we're talking about art,
and so you have all of these execs and people that don't want to include
say say it wasn't it wasn't. Let's just talk about like say two thousand
and four to two thousand and five Justice League, there was the idea wasn't
to put John Stewart in. They put him in there for d I purposes.
They want a diversity. That's the the d stance for diversity. So
there's equity and inclusion. But like they just we want to not make the
cast is white. And it's like that wasn't the obviously putting in Hal Jordan
is the move because he's the guy, he's the major, Like, no,
put in John Stewart, we need somebody we want to black. This
up ended up working out. It ended up working out, that's true,
and it ended up working out extremely and of young fans in like really well.
But it's if we think about if we take the libertytarian approach let people
do what they want, that never would have happened. And it may have
been through ignorant it may have been through prejudice, but it might have taken
forever. We don't know exactly. Assuming that let people do what they want
means that there's just like there's never it's just like one idea from start to
finish, and it never changes or adapts. It may very well. What
I'm talking about is like they're not let's let's imagine the writer's room for the
Justice League. They were like, all right, let's just make a just
make the Justice League. It is in our heads, right, we'll probably
be just like the team of a little bit a team of white people.
Right. Usually I would imagine at that time, especially, somebody comes in
and it's like, we should probably make one of these like different, And
then somebody's been like, oh, yeah, all right. That's different than
being like I want to make a show about country life in Maine or whatever,
right, where it's like specifically about this specific family or whatever. Right,
Oh, yes, that that But there's a difference there. But that's
because there's no it's not like I need it to be white. It was
just like white as a default. And then like there was a suggestion there
to be like, oh, the same thing happened with Seinfeld actually because they
needed like they were like, this show is like really only appealing to like
very specific section of the audiences. You gotta get a woman in here.
They were like, yeah, that's actually a good idea. Yeah, we
hadn't thought about that, but that's that's there's a difference between that and I
think like the idea of how it is being talked about, where it's like
people are forcing the shit at the at specifically the detest or at specifically the
opposing wishes of the people who created it. I agree with you, there's
a staunch idea where it's like, we can't have a black person here,
you know what I mean. I don't think that's real. Beforehand, we
would never know if that would so first of all, Like, I don't
even think that's that extreme, because when you think about like the former owner
of the Clippers, Donald Sterling, a seethingly racist person. He owns an
organization that is eighty percent black people you know in it well, of course,
and he's seethingly the idea of that not being possibly being talking points like
I don't want black people in it. It's kind of also silly to think
that people that are Look, here's here's the thing. My thing is,
I don't I don't like the idea of forcing people to do shit. Obviously.
I actually, when I was much younger, well over a decade ago,
I used to have some libertarian principles roll like I think, But then
when I got older, I'm like, that doesn't make sense because people are
gonna get fucked in their asses. There's gonna be country, there's gonna be
states where it's just the wild West, and and and then women are property
shit and black people don't don't are not exist, you know what I mean?
Because literally we live in this country that there's so many stupid and racist
people that want this ideals of people I don't even understand they're stupid or racist's
the biggest problem comes from that. It's like, unfortunately, in some instances,
there are people that are trying to some of those crazy people that are
on YouTube are right to a certain extent that there are people trying to overcorrect
and insert bullshit and it's kind of making and I feel like it's backifire.
I think it's more of a writing issue than a casting issue or a representation
issue, though I don't. I don't think it's a matter of like there
are too many black people in the show. I think it's a matter of,
like there there are there's this conversations that just don't happen. There's conversations
about like it's it's so, I've seen it, and it is it is.
I get it, like I get why it's irritating it and I wish
it was just like these conversations are don't happen. I mean, you're you're
right, you're right, but you're not. It's transcended. You're not one
of those people that would think those things. Yeah, it's what happens is
that your brain is trying to logic it. You're like, but why wouldn't
this thing change? Eventually? The things that would fit more, you know
obviously, like, oh, eventually you would change it because you know,
obviously diversity would spice things up, it would add different dynamics. Right,
But some people genuinely don't think that. They would make it as cookie cutter
and removing things as much as possible because they think it's the right thing to
do. Like, if you're making a show about rural Maine, obviously that's
gonna it may have a black character because every pretty much everyone that goes school
knows at least one black person, you know, pretty much, not everybody,
not everybody, not even in Maine, right, our friends from Maine,
he knew one black person's and that character would stick out. You know,
I'm probably this person is different from everybody else. You know, those
usually characters in your life, you know. But instance, right, when
you'd make that thing, right, you'd be all right, this doesn't have
any black characters in it, Right, That's that's relatively fine. Right,
But like for instance, and this is my Grapfa Seinfeld, right, But
it's not always it's that like Mike Grapfa Silulfeld. Right, It's like Seinfeld
is a show that takes place in New York City, Right, right.
New York City is so heavily black, especially at that period of time,
and you see, like me, four or five black characters, you know,
maybe maybe four or five, maybe maybe very fluckly I think three actually,
and that doesn't make sense to me. You see maybe four Hispanic characters,
and I'm like, like me being there and living in there, how
could you? How could I make a story about I gonna worry about New
York? I thought about it constantly when I was watching. That's why my
grandmother didn't really Care's why some people I know didn't really care about that show
too much. I think I felt the objectively a fantastically written show. I
think I can't be denied about it. That's interesting. But you know,
things like that for me is like, as a person from my perspective,
rocking so much of a very amateur writer at best, How could I make
a story about the world I live in without having so many other colors and
shades in it? Look, that's what I think of it. You know,
you think of that probably too innately, because your life is around people
of so many colors and shades as well. But some people, even though
they exist like that, they probably still not put that shit in there.
Yeah, this better for the story I want to tell. And it's like,
but how how could you you never met anyone like this or like that?
Well, it depends on the difference of like what you're focusing on for
your story, you know what I mean. I agree that's important as well.
We're not interested in Sinefeld they We're not interested in creating a believable New
York City. I agree. Also, it's literally just a very Jewish show
about Jews in New York, very Jewish, And that shows a fine the
prediction of it, right, But for it for me, if I was
making a show in New York, it have they'd have my fuckers from Tibet
because I've met my fucks from Tibet in the show. Yeah, in my
life. You know, that's the that's the nature and difference between how things
work. You know, if you're telling a particular kind of story, especially
in a part of a world. What is so diverse in the world of
space where there's aliens and magic, in a world where there is dragons and
demons and all that ship having if it's if it's not a period pieces,
most people don't give a Yeah, that's true. Well, I'll bring it
back to the conversation because do you remember, do you guys remember Kingdom Come
Deliverance. Yes, yeah, I'm hearing it was like a big thing about
that game because like there were no minority characters in that game, because it
took place in like a very specific place at a very specific time. And
that's and that's kind of thing that I'm talking about. It's just like,
come on, they clearly wanted to do something very specific and just let them
do. Like I don't, I don't really understand what the problem is,
right, Yeah, that's more arbitrary, that's totally. It's total. Well,
it's it's you can tell that things like that is it's just a part
of this the culture war talking point because people don't atually it's like say the
first two Dragon Ages there's zero black people in them, right, there's nothing.
There's nothing, and no one gave up and it was pre cultural bullshit.
So that's who right now, there's the thing going on right now where
it's just translated because most people in the most people on average, especially most
people in the United States, most people lean left. They don't care.
They only care about what you care about. Criticis they want good writing,
good storytelling. Yeah, I want to be where you're at. I want
to be optimistic too, to be like I want people to just write and
be able to do whatever they want. But there's too many fucking weirdos out
there. There's too many people on the top that are seethingly racist too,
which is fucking it's crazy. Yeah, it doesn't seem really to you.
They get exposed. It's kind of like says Harvey Weinstein of fucking how like
how much of a monstery is that? But those are the people kind of
in charge of like funding ship. They're not really making creative they they they
producers without their money, they fund it and they do very little. They
some producers usually do not do very fun some producer, some do a lot.
A lot of people are producing. You know, a lot of rich
people are producing their own films now, So other producers say the funk out.
Yeah, that's true. They're they're producing their own film because like,
fuck you, I'm gonna make the majors Because a lot of times you're like,
if you're gonna use my money to make this, you're gonna do what
I want to do this way? Yeah, you know you're gonna have those.
You're not gonna I'm not gonna take the whole creative direction. You're still
gonna have a director and all this ship. But it's like, there are
certain Marvel movies, Marvel movies, compared to how fucking Raimy actually directs.
Look at fucking freaking what's his name? The guy that made Knives Out and
fucking uh fucking uh Force Awakens whatever it's called right at his name, actually
is a good ass director. He's a great one. In fact, i'd
probably say, yeah, men, he fucking made that movie. No no,
no, no, but it got, but it got. They got
chipped up into several different things and they got like hodge podge and the stuff.
But that's but that's different. This is this is kind of exactly what
I'm talking about. Where don't think peopleunderstand I don't think people fully understand the
things that they're that they talk about. When you're making a movie, it's
not really the director, Like the director is in charge of directing the movie.
You give the art direction. There's I really don't understand people's problem with
with the Last Jedi as far as like Ryan Johnson is concerned, like,
I really, I really don't get it. But what do you mean as
far as Ryan Johnson is concerned, Like his role on the movie, Yeah,
I don't really I'm gonna sip still made. But the producer producers often
have say in the script. They often have say, I understand, but
in a mogul machine the size of that one, he probably had very little
say right, yeah, you know, same thing with even the characters.
You know people, Hey, freaking Daisy Scott wherever her name is right,
she's a fantastic actor. I've seen her in a bunch of her movies.
That's so funny her name there is Daisy Dally Scott because you really accused them
both. Yeah, Like I was like, wait, what is that?
But what like she's a good, good actress. I would say, you're
right about all that, But that one's a little more confused to me.
But I would say a better example, just the other one, the Rise
of Skywalker, where I would say J. J. A. Rams probably
did not want to have a Palpatine in it. I imagine that was a
much higher up decision, like put that nigga in there. We got to
make sure some money. So it's like I think it, and I think
it's varies, like right, like which producer is just happy to be like,
I know this is going to be a hit. Here's your money,
yeah, here's here's my money, here's my name. Yeah, like this
is cool. But then that's most producers to be fair because because a smart
producer is going to back something that should do well. Right, So it's
like, I trust you do your thing, but I guess there's you know,
I guess it's completely very So I think there's a lot of a lot
of things when it comes to the idea of inclusion, of having characters in
the world, right and Unfortunately, because you live in a world that,
uh, a country, in a world that's had so much shitty like by
nature of us being humans not so much shitty things, it's very hard for
particularly people of color, to be like, oh, they would include us
and stuff like this, because so often they did not for not that long
ago they did that, you know. Yeah, and and and then all
the time being us, you find out that there's people that are like hate
us for no fucking reason that we thought were like just kind of benign or
apathetic to us, And you're like, oh, this person fucking hates us.
They hate you for a good reason. I am. I am,
But me being black doesn't make me evil. I'll be fucking I I'd be
way worse i was white. Fact, let me, I'd be doing stuff
influence exactly I've been doing. My charisma plus whiteness would be scary because I'd
have a probably be like, yeah, eat babies whole Yeah, Hey,
what is up with that? How come we don't have enough? Where's all
the successful black holes? AFA, we don't have They're not in the US.
We don't have you know why, we know exactly why. In the
US, there's like Coney and all that wes who were not that bad and
they killed that guy. Sleep with that. By the way, he's dead.
Probably he probably got kill, was probably dead eight years ago, probably
started. I completely agree. We probably thought he was a mess before the
line the line twelve, dude, damn that ship. What a black fucking
on my face. It's probably a make me talking about that in twenty twelve
and I'm like, yeah, bro, somebody posted a fucking delicious Coney and
put Cony twenty twelve, and that that's the for meny, that that's the
other for me. I just saw that, I was like, he you
call that a cony just now, Jesus. I mean, but that's what
somebody put that. And Cony was like that looks delicious and that's all that
means to me. Now, you know, it's crazy sometime to say fank
flitter. Still, No, you don't. Sometimes I do. Yes,
it is that something that you you would hear that. I don't talk about
hearing that before people Frank Footer. Yeah, I'm also raised by an old
person. I remember that, Like my dad would say it, yeah,
and my dad and my mom and but they're like, sixties seven hot dog.
I literally this isn't I think it's a New York thing. Actually yeah,
probably yeah, yeah. I literally Boomers called it Frankfurters, and then
Jacks were like they probably called them. They probably called it franks. And
then the pre theems called it Frankfurters. And they were like, let me
get a hot dog, hot dog. I mean, you got a hot
dog, hot dog A lot of bains. I mean, hot dog is
a pretty disgusting word for it. It's not a very appetizing name for a
dog. Pretty good, honestly, like a good like a good hot dogs,
not not bad at all Chicago dirty dog. Oh god, bro shits
are fucking delicious. There's things at the sound outside of bars at like two
am that are like the street dogs. Dude, Oh my god. The
California street dog is really good because of the fact that there's so much peppers.
Bro but they also grill it grilled. That's really the wrapped, these
little onions on it. It's just a little a little mustard. Good for
me. It's the peppers, peppers my night up. Though for sure I
love I like the bacon, bacon wrap, maybe a little onion if they're
not too big, and then it'll just a teen bit of mustard. Put
it in my mind, the weight of the hot dog. What'd you say?
In fact, give me a bun with just peppers and then put the
dog on it. Give me a bun with a bun that's great. With
a bun with bacon wrap the buns and bacon for fry it. That sounds
low key, fucking actually wild, sounds pretty amazing. A hot dog bun
wrapped in bacon with the dog inside it and fry it. Actually put that
in a bun. Where can I get a good dog? Because I want
to go get a dog actually actually a broa that way we see those pinks.
Pinks is pretty good. Yeah, but doghouse, there's a doghouse,
alright, it's true. Do you know what dog has is? Dude?
Doghouses really good? I've never had their hot dog. I don't think father
sandwiches good. Damn. That might be the move I wish I wasn't busy
today. I would like family. You gotta go, yeah, rescue them
from Nazis. Right, of course, there's always me Sweeney's saving. They're
like in the temple at dump, terrified, crying her hair out, take
her heart out. Golly mo, Lily got abducted by a by a bunch
of network executives, and she's gonna be forced shoehorn into a Star Wars show,
into a sitcom. The idea, by the way, by the way,
about that Acolyte show that they were like review bombing, like some movie
called Acolyte that has nothing to do. The reviews of the show are not
quite as bad as that. I hate out. They can't even be evil,
right, I think it's honestly why podcasts are exploding, uh as far
as like in the review space, because like it's really the only place that
you could go to hear an actual conversation about the ship that that that you
relatively organs instead of like looking at like a number that like means fuck all.
Yeah, that was a bulletrain for me. Number Bullet Train was like,
all, this movie is not very good. All that ship then I
saw and I was just like, that ship was insane. That was dude.
That was I keep saying, that's the biggest zeitgeist and I think in
human history. Fucking uh tapka. Maverick came out. That movie is fine,
It is fine. I saw it. It's do not watch it,
don't want it's literally I don't care enough about lots and lots of different planes.
Yeah, the movie Bullet Train was fucking great. It was on this
fun there. Reviews were like ten out of ten for Maverick and then people
were like that ship was mid Like I was like, this is the craziest
thing I think I've ever witnessed. That was American. That's why I felt
the same way watching that movie. That's like almost it's it's they're very different
levels obviously, but like it was like an r R type thing where I
was like, this is just fun and ridiculous. Yeah, this is perfect.
Yeah, but it wasn't even fun in like a junk food way.
It actually felt like genuine like this is so genuinely this is genuinely entertained.
I felt like I was playing a video game, like a good one thousand.
I don't watched a movie in two seconments. That was just crazy.
It's pretty fun. It's pretty goddamn long. It's like three hours anyway,
anyway, that's we're going a long Yeah, we again, we might actually
cut we should we should maybe cut that last part and put it as its
own thing. I know, right, make it it's like here you go.
Yeah, but just like maybe like just some like extra thing, you
know what I mean, just for I think comments like that are necessary to
be had. Unfortunately, the thing is that our fans don't really come here
for that now, But I think I think it's cool to be had.
We need we need this because because what happened is a lot of people are
misinformed about a lot of context of things and they just don't think about it.
And I think you should have conversations like about stuff like that. Yeah,
but I think that's gay. It is gay, but it's important.
But you're gay though. That's doesn't mean it's not important. Yes it does.
Damn it means you mean less you gay? Gay? Yeah, oh
man, let's get the fuck out of here. We're gonna read our twenty
five dollars patrons. Sweeney's gonna do it. I'm not doing it. You
have to do it. I did it. I did it. You're the
one has done a little bit. I can't. I can't. He's done
it ten thousand times. Let me try to do it. You gotta catch
up. I'm not doing it again. Do you have to prep myself before
I do that? The issue that I'm having is that like I have to
should I should? Should? We switch seats and you can switch for right
now, I'll read the names. I almost feel like you can do you
can you can do the switching, Ok, for right now, I almost
feel like, well, it almost makes to switch you. You should sit
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little sweaty. Don't worry so ours. You'll get it later. You'll get
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