Proving you can teach an old dog new tricks. Yes, good boy from
the Mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dods Jup
Brawn, It's Bilified the Bill Moran Podcast. Hello and welcome. Thanks for
getting your pot on. Thanks for telling a friend. That's how we spread
the word about the Pirate Ship, one person at a time. Somebody sent
me their granddaughter. They sent me a text with their granddaughter on a swing
and it's a pirate ship swing and she goes, I'm on the pirate ship.
I have to grab the audio from that pisode. Take sure of the
granddaughter, He texted the little grandmother, I got something free later. I
got something for later. You've been doing some hunting. Uh? Well,
a place for you to go, okay, a place for you to go
that you might be able to pick some from people up. You just gotta
be careful, but I think you could do it okay. Uh. Danny's
running a little late tonight. But Brian from Motive Physical Therapies here and I
met Brian over at Embody where I instruct some boxing classes and he was in
there, I think, helping people out that day weren't you. Yeah,
yeah, I was doing some free movement injury screenings that day for because motive
is that? Is that yours? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I left, get right on, Get right on that, Mike,
you gotta leave the little that's perfect better. So I started my own outpatient
or the pedic practice about a year ago. Now I'm trying to get out
there in the community, do different events and meet different people, and that
was one of one of the events that I was doing some free injury and
movement screenings for some of the people working out at Embody. Yeah. Because
so, but your whole thing is is a little different. It's it seems
like a whole wellness of approach, would that be fair to say, where
it's not just physical therapy, but there's also nutrition stuff and fitness. Yeah,
exactly. So it's a little bit more holistic than traditional outpatient practices.
So I have a nutrition coaching background and a strengthen conditioning background. So not
only am I helping people after an injury or prevention of an injury, but
also kind of looking at wellness from a more holistic approach and helping people with
training programs with nutrition issues things like that. So looking at where's it,
where's your headquarters in town? So I'm mobile, homes, offices, gyms,
and so there is no one standard spot I do have. I do
rent some space in Penfield at a studio there. So if any of those
other options don't work for one of my patients or clients, then we meet
there. But I try to kind of remove barriers for real. So obviously
you know commute waiting in line like that, you've touched on a phrase.
It's used on this podcast quite a bit. The barrier to entry, I
also say, is gone, right, But I like this So in other
words, if someone is injured but they have to work, you'll meet them
at their office or you'll come to their home. Yeah, you make it
convenient for them. Yep. So I bring, you know, bring my
plants, bring all necessary tools and equipment that will need. Obviously, if
somebody needs a squat rack, you know I'm not walking through the front doors
at their headquarters with that. But uh, you know, I try to
bring bring all the tools that will need. Wow. So what is the
most common because I feel like nowadays we sit more than we ever have in
humanity, right, I mean, if you if you look at things like
we started out as we developed from HomeOS whatever, we were a caveman on
right. I think it was something like that. You know the art,
you know the chart, But but it was always movement. We were always
moving. We were chasing after food, we were hunting this, we were
out, we were moving to different spots. We're trying to find a warmer
place. There was just natural movement, Like there's this thing and it drove
me nuts. And it was it's on Netflix right now, and it's it's
I think it's called the Blue Zone or something like that, and it's all
the places people live to be a hundred. And I was getting so pissed
watching this because I'm watching with my mother. Oh I love my mom.
But all of a sudden, my mom. You know, they're talking about
I think in uh, Sardinia or wherever they were, people drink tea with
honey or something. All of a sudden, I look over, she's got
I have tea. I have tea with honey. And I'm going, yeah,
and it's not going to make What they're saying is all these people they
didn't try, they just were being they were just being. You know,
there's a part of Italy that you couldn't get to. So they had to
make do with what they had, and they were steep hills, so they
walked a lot, and they found out that that kind of movement actually did
well. And now we sit around and we get hunched shoulders at our computer.
We're not moving, we're not taking the time to exercise. We think
about it. We join a gym, it comes out of our account every
month, but we're not going you know what I mean, and I this
kind of stuff is just it's ridiculous because you could live to be a hundred
if you wanted to, but it's gonna take a little bit of movement on
your part. Not a lot. We're not talking a lot. Take a
walk, Take a thirty minute walk every day. When's the last time he
took a walk. I ran today for two miles. Okay, it car
broken down. No, you actually did send purpose. I left here today
at three o'clock. I went home. I stretched out, and then I
went for a run. You want to know why I stretch out, Doug.
It's important so you don't pull something. We know. You want to
know seriously why, Because I see my parents who are in their seventies late
seventies and I see my mom with hip problems and all this stuff, and
I go, I don't want it. I don't want it. And I'm
not young exactly, you know. I mean, I'm I'm fifty three,
fifty two years old. I don't know I wantam Before I went to college,
my doctor, I was at eighteen. He goes, there's one bit
of a pipe advice I can give you for the rest of your life.
Stretch. Stretch every day. Yeah, yeah, so simple five minutes and
we don't do it. Do you ever see the thing with Hold of the
comedians. They all lived to be nineties, some of them are still alive,
and it was one of the guys just died. But there's he's every
day when he would wake up in the morning, he's stretching in bed.
He's literally stretching because you know, before getting your day started, before nothing
else can get in your way, you know it. First thing you do
stretches with your patients. Oh yeah, I do stretches. Yeah, different
mobility exercises and then strengthening. So yeah, I think, to kind of
piggyback off of your point, Bill, We're we're living a life now in
a lifestyle that really isn't kind of conducive to how we're designed to move and
what we're designed to do every day, right as you as you said,
you know, you know it's a touchy subject, but let's just hypothesize that.
You know, we we came down from the trees, you know,
hundreds of thousands of years years ago from coming down the trees. I'm I'm
going back to the zoo. And I saw a ragged tang and I go,
my god, that looks like my uncle Joe. A lot like Uncle
Joe. I swear to god, dug, it looked a lot like uncle
Joe. I'm going back. Yeah, we were on all fours and then
maybe we're on all choose, and then we were in caves and so on
and so forth. But yeah, you know, we were kind of designed
to go and find our food each day, and yeah, we were designed
to be honest. To log on your phone, Uber, I don't even
have to work, so you don't have to literally leave your space. You
can have that's coming. I'm you don't have to leave and interact with anybody
like everything can be. I know this movie you want to touch on later
later, but but my the point is like everything comes to you, Like
I do have my groceries delivered right just because of timing stuff. So I
go on and I bought a thing to Walmart, and every week Walmart delivers
you right, and it just saves you time and I don't have to go
and do it. But I've gotten very conscientious of one I'm eating and one
I'm putting in my body because I put on about twenty pounds that I didn't
want. Well, they're quick. The luxuries that we have today certainly would
not trade any of those for living, you know, thousands of years ago
and depends, you know, you step on something pointy and that could be
the end of that. Air conditioning alone, Yeah, stepped on sucked employee,
take a walker. Air conditioning. I gotta have the air you know
what I'm saying, air conditioning. They didn't have that build up. I
want to trade that for anything. I want the air conditioning. I want
my flat screen TV. I like this stuff. But I also think we
need to move. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So that just means there
are you know, we do need to be a little bit more intentional reading
and how we're moving. You know what I think, I think we should
go now, g car dealerships. Yeah, they want to go from a
forty hour workweek to a thirty two hour work week. Is this part of
the and still get still get paid? So what if all companies just went
to a six hour day and then two hours after that you get to work
out and you have a wrestling team and a football team like you didn't school.
It'd be kind of cool, it would be. I would do yeah,
basketball, swimming, yeah, and then then you go home to the
kids. Then you go home, you blow off a little steam, got
a little bit, be a lot healthier and everything. I mean, I
find just working out just makes me feel better. I don't do it for
any you know, where am I going? The beauty contest is over?
Beauty done? But what's that? I said? You're a handsome guy.
But the point is that at this point, what am I going to do
now? I got a kid who's twenty one years old who's jacked right.
His whole thing is about being as in shape, and you know he's doing
weightlifting contests and all kinds of stuff. That's a different thing. I'm just
doing it now just so I feel good, Because I just feel better and
I have all like ankle problems and stuff. So I'm stretching constantly. You're
you're snap crack a pie. When you get to fifteen, you're walking here
and you're like, what's that? And then you go to the doctor doctas
you're fifty. You're fifty. Yeah, you're not giving takes some title off.
But is there a common injury you're seeing among people coming to you?
Yeah, it's knees. I see a lot of hips, see a lot
of knees, a lot of back pain, a lot of shoulder pain.
Is that from sitting? Do you think it's a factor for sure? Yeah?
I think we just take on less, uh variety and postures and movements
and shapes in our days. You know, we are kind of sitting in
this position where you know, our hips are flexed at ninety degrees, our
knees are flex at ninety degrees, and generally we're looking down and forward.
So we're just kind of moving less. There's less variety in our positions each
day, and it's just sitting happens to be you know, who doesn't need
but who doesn't need porn stars? I mean they are flipping their positions there.
They got no Rotator Cup. Maybe they got pt right on the set,
you know, maybe that's it. Motive comes right to motivate it.
All right, you gotta get in there. Hey, listen, you know
you're gonna go deep on this one. From my knees. You've been on
them for twelve hours. Don't pull a hammy. Yeah. See. So
where are you from? Originally I heard you say you were a Giants fan.
I was too. I grew up downstate and then I came here and
when I worked in radio, we would go to Buffalo Bill's training camp at
Saint John Fisher University, and as as a result, I wound up being
just from osmosis. You would interview the guys. How could you not root
for them? You know? Yeah, yeah, exactly. I'm from Utica
originally. Oh I'm sorry. You still got the beer of the town outside
of Oh yes, well Serena Serena yeah, Unica Club. Yeah you see
for me? Oh yeah, yeah, So from Utica originally a little town
outside of there called New Hartford, and moved here about nine years ago.
Now, okay, did you go to school in this area for physical I
went to Ithaca College for physical therapy, but our last year on our sixth
year we did. That's a six year program. Yeah, oh, I
though it was five. Wow, it was five. It wasn't masters.
And then they bumped it up to a doctorate. So it's you have it
four seven years now. So you have a doctorate in physical therapy physical therapy
yep. Yeah wow. So you can also teach or be a gym teacher
serously. Yeah, yeah, I know. There's I know a bunch of
guys age the physical therapy degree from Courtland. I wrestled there. Oh yeah,
yeah, yep, Cortland. I actually looked there at Courtland and at
their program. It was a big rivalry still is. Yeah, what is
what's Yeah? Yeah, biggest little game in the country. Yeah, yep.
So yeah, I graduate from Ithaca and then we did our last year
here in Rochester at Colgate Divinity School. Okay, that was where our satellite
campus was. So we had a collaboration with Strong Memorial Hospital, y and
I did that and then stayed here essentially after. Yeah. So what do
you do to stay in shape? Because you run what it would it would
yeah, a little bit of everything. Everything CrossFit I have, I've toyed
with CrossFit, I've done you know classes, I run a lot. I
do, speaking of Utica the Boilermaker every year, which is a fifteen k
that looks like fun, that's fun. I wanted to do that for years
and I just never have. And they have bands and stuff along the route,
right yep, Yeah, lots of bands, lots of beer at the
end, so you know you run into it for a reward. I think
that's a Saranac sponsored race, isn't it. It is? Yeah, I
remember having the owner of Saranac Brewery up, Oh, mattch Fx that's right,
that's right, in years something like yeah. So I do that and
then uh yeah, lift weights a little bit and try to try to just
stay moving. Yeah. What what are the hours for you? Would you
go? I mean, look, a lot of people schedule that means,
I don't know, if it's early morning for you before they start work in
the evenings. Yeah, in the morning's easiest for me personally. I just
find before the world wakes up, you know, there's no distractions and you
can get get a good workout in and kind of get those as you were
speaking too earlier, those endorphins and kind of that that mental good feeling going
before before the day starts snow of endorphins. No, but I meant like,
for you in terms of meeting clients and working with clients, is that
mostly Oh sorry, when do I work with Yeah? Like, because I'm
just thinking most people's schedules, right, Let's say I can't get to you
or is it mostly for you in the evening when you're going to people's places
or you're hitting them in the morning. For some people that work from home,
it's easy so I can kind of see them, you know, during
their during their work day. For people in offices, it's when they might
have a break or during their lunch. And then yeah, like four to
six o'clock is typically busy, and early in the morning is busy too.
Where do people find you? Motive Motive Motive and PTNY dot com is my
my website of pt NY dot com yep, yeah, and Physical Therapy New
York, yep. Okay, yea yeah, Motive Physical Therapy. So if
you search that in Rochester, you'd you'd find me Instagram Motive at Motive pt
N. Why so it wants to get back to wrestling, You can help
them get all get jacked up again. Well, not even really like jacked
up and be able to get those muscles movement. You know, all of
a sudden started my diet last week, did you Yes, I'm down eating
less. Uh. Look, there's there's a and you'll probably agree. There's
a few very simple things to do. Yeah, and uh what would that
be? Give us a civil things? Okay, we'll give up soda.
Yeah, it's a good one. Water is the oil your body. Yeah,
you know, it gets breaks down things. Sometimes you need to put
a little salt in your water. I don't do anything to get it into
the cells, right, yeah, yeah, because it's we're swelling. If
you're yeah, it depends on the diet. But if you're if you're sweating
a lot and you potentially could be salt deficient. So that's yeah, kind
of gotta be careful att Yeah, yeah, you don't want to. Don't
overdo it, but sometimes that helps. But yes, we are big bags
of water, big bags of water. Uh. Two another part, a
beautiful big bag of water. And I have a big golden Teddy Bear Award
twenty nineteen in New York State. Don't go, don't eat after eight that's
a big one. That is a big one. Yeah, you sleep better
you're yeah, kind of night time sleep patterns are better. And it's funny
because we were started this podcast at my house, so we we sometimes wrap
up by nine. I would edit it up, post it, and during
that time, the kitchens right there, so I would start eating and doing
all this stuff. So once we got here, I've realized I gotta just
keep working here because there's not as much food in this fridge. I've got
more water in there. I'm not drinking as much. And I was down
thirteen fourteen pounds and then and then now I've been really trying to go almost
a little more plant. I don't want to see plant focused, but more
like spinach and peppers and scallions and lentils, and is what you eat.
But my third point was you gotta cut back what years. You know where
abs are made? Abs? Yeah, I know where abbots is made mile
from my house, and I don't fucking walk it either. I've done.
You know where abs are made in the kitchen, in the kitchen, but
just watch what you eat. Yes, abs are made in the kitchen,
right, Brian, Yeah, Yeah, that's it, that's true. Yeah,
you gotta watch eight eighties Nutrition twenties. The other part, and those
three things really haven't changed. And since I went to high school, you
know, no, we we just don't do it. We try to reinvent
the fucking wheel. The other problem is that we have way too much processed
food. Like I did a diet that was made for people who had more
more type two diabetes or maybe even the yeah, type two, like you
could control it, right, some people just medicine. Sometimes if you lose
the weight, it goes away. Uh. And I lost thirty pounds in
forty days, but you were eating it's about seven hundred calories a day.
Oh wow, that's that's But I felt so good when I was done,
and I slept better. I did all this, and it was a number
of years. I want to see, like another five or six before all
the ship started to come back, right, because you're eating one away.
But I'll tell you what happened. So I was at some event and everybody
starts going, man, you need a sandwich because I'm I normally run two
fifteen. Let's say I was down to one ninety, so that's a signal
wish and I'm six one. But that's actually a healthy weight, right.
Our idea of what a healthy weight is in America is a little fucked up.
It is, so you know what my health I'm sorry, you know
when my healthy weight is for five foot six, one hundred and sixty five
pounds, Yeah, one hundred and seventy. Man, I've been a mega.
I'm telling you, I gotta get down to two hundred one sixty five
in a car. I hate it here, I hate it. Once you
get down to two hundred, then the workout starts. Does Isn't every pound
of weight ten pounds of pressure on your knees when you're working out. Is
that the ratio? I don't like that. I don't know if that's the
exact rat show, but yeah, for sure. I mean if you lose
lose weight, you start working out while you're having you crushing your knees,
you really have to diet back. Yeah, and then once you get down
to a regular way, then you start working out slowly. You shouldn't see
a doctor after forty years old. I don't see my doctor. I saw
my dad. I saw my doctor, and they're like, yeah, you
got stop runing because you ever hearning eady disk in your back. You've got
this, you get that. I go, I stretch stretch. Yeah,
if you feel good to keep doing it. Stretch. Uh, but the
food stuff. So I everybody's going on, you look like you look too
thin. You did it. So I went home that night and when everybody
went to a bar after this event, I drank a glass of wine,
which normally it was a big guinness guy. Right, So everybody's making fun
of me, and I went home. I'm like, you know what,
screw this. So I got strawberries out and I dipped him in peanut butter
and I ate a bunch all by yourself. It sounds really good. Yeah,
I did all by myself. My mother was watching the kids eating a
pizza, said, eating a pizza. I hadn't eaten any of this stuff
in so long. I woke up the next day all dehydrated, lines in
my face, I had a headache, and my mom was there watching my
kids for a little This time, my wife at the time had been I
was out of town, and I said, she goes, what happened to
you? And I go It was like I got drunk. It was the
sugar from the peanut butter and all this stuff back in your system when you
didn't have it, and you just kind of reintroduced it in a massive amount
instead of gradually. Man, it fucked me up, and I went,
we poison ourselves with our food, and sugar is the biggest thing. Yeah,
yeah, processed food. I'm a big proponent of whole minimally processed foods.
Eat the rainbow, as you said, more colors that you can skittles.
That's what got me this way. What fool me? But like today,
I rased this cups and habbits. I went home, Doug, you
ready for this? I'm ready. I went home. I chopped up some
scallions, spinach, one of those little tiny peppers I get the mini peppers,
chopped that up, threw it in with some olive oil in the cast
iron pan. Then I put cracked an egg over it. I took that,
cooked it all up, put it in a whole wheat wrap, put
a piece of Swiss cheese in there, wrapped it up, through it back
in the pan. Let it melt, toasted it up a little bit,
and that was my lunch. And it was great. It was great.
It tasted great. Put a little pink salt in there, Himalayan salt.
Yeah, baby, you know when I'm going, Doug, what sexy.
You you know what? I like that sex were billing. We're going sexy
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five two O six eighty eight sixty six. Hey Bill just jammed on the
brakes man. I just want to know who the fuck's bright idea. Well,
besides them say, expert, wouldn't its she had there? Who's fucking
bright ideas that they have fucking sports trivia night at the Strip Club? These
fucking kidding me. I got so many questions. I'm sure you can fill
them in. Holy fuck who dogs and be sure to I can subscribe Tubilified
wherever you get your podcasts. Danny used to do sports trivia. I tell
you, I can tell you exactly whose idea was? Whose idea? There's
a guy that you used to work with it I used to work with at
different companies named Stefan Botenko. Oh I love Stefan. Stefan doesn't love Stevan
his wife I'm still married. No, that's what I thought. Okay,
So Stefan he was gonna sell it to Brad Davies at the time, but
Brad had already up and moved to Houston and De Tulio hadn't taken over yet.
So they need somebody to do sports trivia at TC Hooligans on Monday nights
and then the Strip Club the Classy Cat at Thursday. So he goes,
yeah, right, So I'm like, well, I'm broke, I'll do
it. So that was like an easy three hundred bucks a week just to
write up trivia questions. And so I would go to TC Hooligans and these
guys who would fight over the answers. No, it's Morton Anderson, not
Gary Anderson. Right, they go to classy Cat. Okay, who's the
all time home run leader in baseball? I mean it was like, oh
my gosh, It's like, what are we doing here? Did you send
me the did you send me earlier the reel of Britney Spears dancing with knives?
Ye? That, yeah, I think So. I don't know what's
going on. I just want to go back on record that when this whole
thing went down where they were taking away the conservator Ship and there were all
these documentaries about how her dad was ripping her off and all this stuff,
and I was still on the radio at the time, and I said,
then, and I've stayed it was consistent with this is you know what,
I think we need to be a little careful here because Conservator Ship is put
in place. And I said, you gotta remember, no matter what,
you can never tell another parent how they feel about their kid. I don't
care what I mean outside of spanks, killing them or why whatever, awful,
awful ship. We hear, you know, beating them, But even
even then, I think if you really talk to them, those people,
uh, there may be other things going on in their life, but they
loved their kid. And I think this was put in place to protect Brittany
from herself. Literally, Danny sends me this video and I have said now
that she looks like the stripper at two o'clock in the afternoon, the scary
stripper at two PM. That's what she looks like. Saw this. She's
dancing with knives. It just comes across just before we come up back on
to podcast, and it's TMZ and TMZ says Britney spears Is has bandage on
arm, cut on leg after posting dancing knife video terribly like she's doing.
Here's the thing, if you close your eyes and just listen to it,
it sounds like somebody working at like PF Changs or something. The knives like
always tell but like because she's clanging the knives and stared. But man,
she looks like the killer from Scream when she's doing it. Yes, she
tell like the the mascarrow. I mean, she looks like she's I don't
want to Yeah, I'll just say she looks like she's on crack basically,
it's terrible. Great look at crackhoe, but a crackhole. It's yeah,
any words in this video or just the clicking of the knives, I I
should try to pull it up and see if we can Uh, right here,
you got it? Yeah? I want to wait because so see if
you can connect. Curious what the intention or you're dance right? Yeah?
Yeah, that's the one. They're big knives. I've I introduced somebody like
that before. Wait, do you've introduced somebody? Uh? I mean a
switch plade knife. No, a butterfly knife. I had a pagan ritual.
I walked in the classy cash she had a pagan rituals. It was
two o'clock she had she was too. I got it. Here is it
connected? Though, I'm looking for the like the sound, to see if
we can connect to the bluetooth. So I tried to connect it with the
road caster. Yeah there, let's see try it now, see if you
can do that. In the meantime, I want to I wan't gonna,
you know, I want to pull up. I started playing in knives in
the kitchen to day, dancing around with him. Yeah, she's a she's
working in the carnival. She'll uh, she'll sign your shirt, gets your
waiter the month you were born. That was it. That was some of
the stuff she would dance do. This is her dancing, now, okay,
this is the music. It didn't sound like it's going well. How
is she doing? At least the ninja turtles were trained? Oh my gosh,
yeah she's yeah, she's kind of hurt herself. I think you can
actually spot her cutting herself. Probably dogs are in the back. Yeah,
so all of the three dogs showed up. What the hells are gonna get
hurt? Yeah? Like I could see somebody calling like animal like protection or
whatever for this. Oh yeah, getting here it yeah? Uh Doug,
So did you introduce that the the knife Twirler or somebody? It wasn't knife
Twirler, but it was. She was pagan and she would play the most
got awful music. And at one point I cut her off and put on
Doctor Doctor by Robert Palmers ran out this team streaming at me. How would
you introduce this woman if you had a chance to introduce it? God,
this is the worst one, gentlemen. Here she comes, sharpening your day
and your knives. You might have known her from two thousand and two,
cutting herself up, singing, oops, I did it again, the blonde
bombshell, the hottest thing walking to earth at one point, not so much.
Your lunch crowd here in the classy can't get ready for Brittany. Brittany
the psychic stripper. We had too. Yeah, it looks just like Britney
Spears. That's why the guy over it. I think it was the Mirage.
Yeah called her Brittany. Oh no, I'm sorry. It was the
tally Hoo. It was the Tallyho. The Tallyho. Yeah, so they
caught the name. She stalls houses. Now she don't really well she really
you want to build this? Oh yeah, I'm goodness, really shocking.
Hey, real quick, I want to tell you that Leo's Leo says something
that I I want to try everything. Well they have everything, but they
have homemade stuff breads. Oh yeah, and I'm talking like pepperoni MOZZARELTI.
I'm a sucker for that. Yeah, I love that. And I know
that we were just talking about eating healthy and stuff. But once in a
while Brian ordering something. But it's perfect for as a snack or a meal.
Plus they have cold salads. There's some really healthy stuff. Uh and
Leo's own tuscan for folly pasta salad made with fresh spinach, sweet basil,
vinaigrette, fresh mozzarella at Leo's and they have all the prepared meals. And
I'm going, this is a busy time of year. If you've got a
family and you're running around a million different places and you've got like twenty minutes
where everybody can sit around the table and actually have a family meal. Want
to go to Leos and cut out the cooking time and just there you go.
And then you know, with people coming in and out of your house
at different times, you just pop it in the microwave over the oven and
there you go. Thanks to uh, thanks to all the stuff they have
over at Leo's, from chicken palm to barbecue to fish fries to tomato pie.
They've got it off, plus the fresh baked bread, Bor's Head and
meats and cheese is and more. What's the best thing about Leo's, Danny
Everything Billy on Despatch Drive and East Rochester and open every day. So if
Doug was to go dating, this is a little bit of a tragedy.
That is sounds like a Curious George episode. Does the BJ's that I go
to, I'm sorry you lost me? Yea, all right, you open
with that, all right, so do you go for BJ's. Am I
not hearing it? Right? So the BJ's in victory They had a tragedy
there? Oh yeah, So first of all, well, it's an eighty
seven year old woman two old in a twenty twenty one Buick SUV pulls into
a handicapped spot and goes hits the car in front of her. All right,
that's on the other side, panics, hits in reverse, backs up,
accelerates too quick, hits an eighty three year old woman who's walking into
the store. That eighty three year old woman has since passed as a result
of this, Right, and so what do they do with their points from
BJS? Well didn't I don't know you get I don't know if you get
points. I don't know what the BJS thing is because I was thinking of
this now, this is three deal with victor eighty three or eighty seven years
old? Are you buying in bulk? Yeah, that's a great question.
This is if I'm I mean, if I see Grandma still cooking. Grandma
needs poison five bottles of Violin olive oil to make the sauce for everybody.
Okay, maybe, but I'm going if I see old people buying like bananas
that are not really ripe yet, I go, who's lasting longer? Yeah,
I go. I don't know what's gonna last longer. I have no
getting banana bread or funeral. Notice had like one o'clock in the afternoon and
the woman, the eighty seven year old woman is named Philomena. Oh yeah,
that was my grandmother's name. And Philomena she had the Buick suv uh
drove into a Jeep Compass owned by Karen sux Fudge. Karen Fudge. Karen
is only sixty. This is what I'm saying. B J's one o'clock in
the afternoon. That's where I should be. Can be right picking for you?
I don't know. Uh, it's nice to be thought of. Well,
you know, anyway I can do it. But I have a theory
that we need to be testing. And I know that people get upset with
this, but driving is not a right. It's a privilege. Yes,
at a certain age, well, at any age. I think at any
age it's a privilege. It is not a right. You don't have the
right. You have to pass. I think every ten years we need to
or maybe every seven years. You've got to go back and take the road
test and everything, the written test at all, because this kind of stuff
gets gets terrible. Who wants to take this one? You know what I
mean? Somebody you know what I mean knocked down property text by twenty dollars
and every ten years. Yeah, because how does New York State not do
this already? They tax you on every you know, Brian, you out
of business, Yeah, but they actually on everything. And I'm going,
how the hell does New York State not jump on this already? Where you
can there are a lot of terrible drivers out there ubering. You gotta see
it all. I saw today somebody passed me on a double yellow line.
I was going twenty five. They're going fifty five. Just you know,
you ever have people pass you like on the side, like one light,
like the pass on the shoulder. Oh yeah, I got places to go,
yeah, I and see that. The other thing is like these people
this lady, okay, we can go eighty years old. I think with
distracted driving, you could have a thirty five year old do the exact same
thing, right, Or you've got your kid in the car and they let
out a shriek as you're pulling into the park and then you hit the wrong
thing and then you throw it in reverse by and then who knows it's an
accident. On Elm Grove five ninety a couple of kids sitting on the side
of an suv. Somebody's going too fast and then stop trying to make a
light and it's all swished in the front and now with all the you know
what, I love too, because like my old man's got a car now
that if he's not looking at the road, it like I drove his car
and it goes eyes on the road like it tracks. Yeah, it tracks
your eyes sight And I'm glad I saw this movie last night. We got
a lot of but it tracks that. It doesn't like all of a sudden
will vibrate the thing. You get a warning. But there are all these
beeps and signals and things that I think sometimes that for people can get to
you know what I mean, isn't a sensory overloading away it can be.
Yeah, And I've I've assessed some some patients with you know severely restricted neck
range emotion to the point where you know, they have twenty or thirty degrees
of rotation. And the first thing that comes to mind is how'd you how'd
you get here? Like, yeah, they can't turn their head and oh
boys, thinking about that with you know, regards to the story that you
were telling. Yeah, that's that's an interesting thing that that that's some eye
opening stuff. Yeah. Yeah, you know, from a just a safety
perspective, right, from a safety perspective, and a lot of it.
I mean, look, my grandmother when she was eighty something years old,
had a mild stroke and then later a massive one that eventually killed her.
But I remember her saying, I don't want to lose my wheels. That's
my freedom, right, you know, I mean, that's my freedom.
And you think, at any point, oh god, let something medical happen
behind the wheel. Let's say you survive. I mean cars are built today
for with great safety packages, but I don't know something going eighty five miles
an hour down a freeway. Yeah. My grandmother was part of this like
old Lady red Hat society, they called the society. So they every time
they went somewhere, they always went to a place where they didn't have to
make a left handed to strip in the red hands. Ladies are gentlemen.
There was a staring cold Steve Day Club for fifty shades of grave for them
red hats and blue balls. But they would go places where they wouldn't have
to make a left hand turn. How's that pass? I don't know all
over they don't, that's my point. But they would drive it out.
They would drive in a certain way like they're like where they would have to
like go around an entire village to make a right hand turn into the place
that they needed to go. There's some serious planning that needs to take but
they would do it well. They were. They were always tired. So
they're like, all right, I got the whole route figured out. It
took me three weeks. But here's what we're gonna do. I wonder if
you could put that in your GPS, no left hand turns nowadays? I
wonder, you know, be Google filter. Yeah, I don't know,
what do you mean? Straight? Why would they let you do that no
left hand turns? Well? Because you just put it in going. I
can't let's say, like like Brian said, I got I got a stiff
neck. Let's say I woke up with a stiff neck. I got into
a bad car accident, and I had physical therapy for a while, and
I can tell like there's scar tissue and stuff from being just the whiplash and
then and sometimes I have to really stretch, like I did things where you
push on your chin like this, and you had to look this way and
try to keep the you know, the were trying to get a kiss here,
like come on, no billing nuts, like come on, man,
come on and look at it like that wasn't I Yeah, correct, I
think I think tug should be physical therapist. I was actually in the backseat
of my own mental mental therapist. You're in the exit your minivan. Yeah,
I had a funny drive. No no, no, oh, well
I was sitting there and a drunk driver hit us. Oh yeah wow yeah,
man coming into the village of Fairport, just plowed right into us.
And uh yeah, I mean those so I'm going it. Could you put
in a filter saying no no left hand turns? I wonder I have no
idea. Can you pass a law if you're over seventy no left hand Yes,
that's a question, man, I need to see your idea. Here
it appears you made a left hand turn into hills and I don't want anybody
thinking this eighty three year old woman who did pass it. It's it's awful.
It's sad for a family. I mean, how much that's what's taking
you out? Can I say that too? I mean that sounds so insensitive,
but you went eighty three years and it was the BJ's parking lot with
Philomena behind the wheel, panicking from hitting the car and from her and she
takes you out. It's the perfect storm of old people, bad day.
That's it. Tragic what the perfect storm of old people? Say? Christopher
wasn't looking out for you then, was he? They got the statue on
the Do you have one of those tug an Okay? I don't even have
the hula girl that you won't get any of that. You don't have the
crown with the all the crown with an air freshman. Yeah it was an
air freshman. Uh well, just be careful when you go out there.
Oh absolutely gotta have well you is it because you do uber uber yep and
lift as well? Yeah, and you must see every I mean I go
very slow. Well, all kinds of stuff though, in terms of the
distracted driving, it's like, you know, the driving used to be what
we did. Now it's what you do while you check your email. There's
too many action stars out there. I just want to get there, go
fasket out of my way. It's my world. And you got the motorcycles.
I saw two going down the street, one doing wheelie. You know
that kind of stuff. Anything you know could happen. It's not only that
person, but you don't know what car you're running into. I mean,
I had a kid today. You know, we don't go. You make
sure you get the seatbelt and then we'll go. Yeah, you know.
It's just it's being respectful of other people and being an adult and responsible.
We'll see that. That's the tough part because like I love driving fast and
stuff. And I was talking to my old man yesterday and uh, you
know I had gone down and drag raced last Wednesday. So you know you're
getting in where Empire drag the drag strip it was. It was brought to
Mini Van. There's a private event. So I got to drive a demon
and I did somebody else who has a car nineteen ninety Chevy S ten that's
built for this though it's got a roll cage and you had to wear the
fire suit and all. And he can't get that up to one hundred and
twenty five hundred and thirty miles an hour, and in a quarter mile it's
it's pretty easy to do. But I was talking to my father and he
goes, you remember when you drove my fuerro and you got a speeding ticket
going eighty five And I said yeah, and I go, I remember like
racing a girl who a parkway and I took back country roads and I was
in her driveway leaning on my car by the time she got there. That's
how. But you, like, anything could have happened. A kid could
have chased a ball out into the street, and there's no way you're stopping.
And I, now, as an old guy, get frustrated when I
see people driving fast on cars and on streets. Yeah, like a side
streets, absolutely, but even four ninety and stuff, when you just see
him flying in and out, I go, you have no idea. You're
not as good as you think you are. And the tough part is a
lot of times it's usually older people that can afford these cars, but there
are cars that come right off the assembly line. Like the Audi R eight
is built as a race car. You can take that down to Watkins Glen
and put a pretty good time if you know how to drive on that track
or like one that would be competitive. That's not a car that I want
a kid behind. You know what I'm saying. I don't want to see
you flying. I don't care how fucking good you think you are. You're
not. You're just not, and anything can happen. Yeah. I was
a lift driver. I'd be driving like three four hours at a time,
and the car actually had this icon that came up in the dashboard that says
take a break with a coffee symbol. Really to take a break? Wow,
that's what your car does. Yeah, it'll come on if you're driving
for long enough that like a steady speed generally Yeah, yeah, what car?
What kind of car do you have for explorer? Okay? Yeah,
and it just and it comes up, what year twenty two two? So
this is a newer thing yep. Yeah, and as a little coffee symbol
says do you need to take a break? And you have to hit manually
hit okay for it to like go off. But if I'm speeding, do
I really want to drink coffee. I mean it's that like a mixed message.
I don't know, that's the thing. Now get red bulls. Just
see what happens. Let's really go that's really you drink coffee and then you
go uber and then you gotta take a pee. Now you're speeding, right,
So how long into a road trip does that go on? I've never
heard of this. Yeah, I'm not sure. I okay, yeah,
a couple out probably Well, like if you were driving from here to Utica,
would it go on by the time you got home to family or something?
It probably would? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it probably would if
I was driving, you know, just like cruise control. And I think
like if you's on my car, if you start to drift, it like
starts the rattles rattle yea. And I think if you do that enough times
too, yeah, that that symbol comes on. It's just yeah, safety
features, Well it's not. Those are pretty good safety features, because I
think those are some of the things you do. But I saw so the
distracted stuff that I I go crazy over. Now get worried a distraction stuff
in your car? I mean you can put your phone up on the window
and put Netflix on it watch a movie while you're driving. I don't know,
right, that's the thing I missed succession last night. Here it is
wait wait, wait, wide, I missed that part. I always flipped
it in on you when you're making a left hand to take the best thing
though, for cars is having those DVD players back in the back sea.
I used to have that. I used to have it. Always wanted that,
never had it. I always I always. I still make him with
this thing I've I haven't seen him at stuff late, but had some friends.
Do you have kids? One kid yet? He's actually four months four
months old? Yeah this week? All right, congratulations, thank you?
Sleeping through the night. Uh yeah, he actually is now, Yeah,
sleeping. So we're stretch him out stuff. What are you talking about?
Dog? You can stretched the kid what's his name? Which stretch out his
age and every night and they get raspberries on their bellies and they get giggles.
That's the old ladies. Yea. You gotta get in their will somehow.
Here come to Tuggy. Yes, you get the iron, get out
of those wrinkles, then you get the strawberry. Can this guy meet grandma?
The other Grandma's funeral. The DVD player was great because the kids were
quiet. I never found it distracting to me. I think I got in
an argument with my wife. Went to some one out and watch the movie
in the minute, all kinds of features. At least roll the windows down.
Don't leave you miranimal inside a hot car watching DVDs. Have you watched
my DVD yet? I have no new d four weeks. You gotta get
on YouTube. I'll float it to YouTube. But you know what I was
thinking about that today? Why? Why have the Why has that not happened?
I don't know. I don't know. All right, we're going to
figure can you sell it to Netflix because they're starting to have some issues now
what well, because because well the writer strike is coming to an end and
everything else. But I mean, they don't have enough content to put out
there. They don't want. Here's what's happened. Seems like every week I
got something new on there's gonna be a Netflix bubble that's gonna burst soon,
alight. And the reason is because there's too many stupid shows on it.
And they started bankrolling all these shows and buying all these shows that were created,
and nobody's watching them, and the people who sold them their shows.
They can't get information from Netflix, and how many people are really watching the
show? They're not giving them the Yeah, they're not giving it. And
now it's becoming an issue too. I'm waiting to see and well, YouTube,
I guess it is kind of that already. Never mind, I was
gonna say, you can you know the way we do this right there's you
don't need an overlord anymore to do this kind of stuff. And do you
need a Netflix? Yeah? I mean YouTube people are putting the comics were
putting their specials on Netflix all the time. Jimmy Shuber just put one up
there, and yeah, I think something I gotta learned to do. Yeah,
yes, it's again Matt Reef right, yeah, yeah, he's well
Matt Reef when all over TikTok is just doing crowd work. But I mean
he's and he's bills himself up, selling out everywhere. Yeah, you can
do it, come on, put it all in. That's the thing.
My tour of Monroe County begins. Well, we'll take a moment. Can
guys be catty? Can guys be catty? Oh gosh, we did a
morning show with a guy every I'm gonna look it up. Well, like
you know, like women where they're kind of picking up you know what I
mean, Like, oh, we don't call it caddy, you're busting balls.
Well, we call busting balls. But this, this though, there's
a fine line because I think the ball it caddy, it'll kill. We
call it busting No, no, no, I do how much money?
You hang on a second? Now, I'm gonna here's my definition. Okay.
I think busting balls is the way guys communicate, maybe not guys of
a younger generation, but the generation X that I'm from. That's how I
say I love you by telling you you're a big, fat, fucking slob.
We needs a shave. I love it. But but I think that
there's a difference where it's kind of like you try to get it. It's
it's almost a mean spirited we're gonna put this guy in his place. It's
almost that kind of thing that's caddy. I think that's more caddy for guys
where women will say, wow, she's really beautiful, but god, did
you see her hair clearly extensions? Did you notice her lips? Boti?
You know that she dan's wearing a white hat after Labor Day yeah, has
been a dick. That's true, Doug the dick. We'll take a moment,
but I got an example from college football. I think we're getting a
little caddy. Okay, we will do that next Oh, but first before
he leaves, because I know he's got to go. Uh, Brian from
Motive and it's n Y. It's pt n Y yep, Motive PTNY dot
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lu Lululemon's got the three guys Now, yeah, I have a lot
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makes some popcorn. Lemon's coming over, Brian. I just I just want
you to look at the fashion Easton that's talking about. That's all I want
to say. You know what, He's got his name on his shirt In
case you forget he's gonna eat shit because here my breast cancer. Because because
I brought in Billifides spacership boards, so I go, you know what I'm
bringing in. I was gonna present it. I was gonna do whenever we
have a chance. So yes, each year I get one of these,
my helpers get one with their names on it. That's great. And and
they'll be a thirteen on the back of people. Free drinks when you wore
that stuff, you know, sympathy drinks or something like that. Yeah,
you know, I had this problem at the day of the bowling term.
I have to not drink if I'm driving because at the end of the there'll
be seven beers lined up for me. I never get to him. Yeah,
that's good. Golf is different golf some ell strategy, even the cart.
The don is going to be driving the card next year. All right.
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Miami game. Now, this is the last one o'clock game until the weather
is really cold, the last one o'clock game for the Buffalo Bills at home
until the weather turns really cold. Uh. And most tickets in the three
hundred level are starting at two hundred and sixty dollars a ticket. It's still
probably cheapest in the NFL, you think so, Yeah, Buffalo is still
cheap, and the parking is cheap. And when you get that new stadium,
say goodbye baby. But I mean it's like, I don't know,
I feel like three hundred dollars a ticket go to a game is a little
bit, a little bit of a commitment there, you know what I mean?
And that's I do wonder if if people would drink less because they're spending
more, Like you want to remember the game. You know they're gonna I
think they're gonna save up for everything. No, they're not gonna stop drinking.
They want the whole experience. Hey, if I go to the circus,
I'm buying the cat candy's. Let's make that perfectly clear. What is
the cutoff point? Though? How much is too much? Like, if
you were gonna go to a game, is there a you gotta shake your
buddy's hand and be like, who's driving? Yeah no, But I mean
in terms of tickets, is there a price for you where you go?
I'm not going over what five a ticket? I mean, I I could
afford it, but I'm like, I'm not gonna. It's not worth it
because to me, you go to the game, right. I tell people
going to any football game it's a commitment. It's like going to a wedding
in reverse. Okay, first the party happens, then you have the actual
wedding, and you're not sure if the couple's gonna end end up getting married.
At the end of the night. They might and they might not,
you know, and if they don't, you're gonna be pissing. You spent
all that money on this couple and bottom that toaster and you can get nothing
out of it. Yeah, that's pretty interesting, and you can watch it
at home, use your own bathroom. It's fun. I used to go
to a game a year with with friends, just so we could make sure
we could get together because, as you know, once you start having kids,
Yeah, it might be a birthday party for two three hours kids,
Right, you might see him once twice a year or so if you had
that Bill's game. Hey, we're saving him. Going with Dan. I'm
going with Bill. Okay, you know you can go get a little stupid.
You know you got the wife pass. At least that's when my buddies
tell me I've never been married. I don't want to. If you're kidding,
meat, would you get married if the right girl came along? Absolutely?
Yeah? Yeah? What would the right girl have to be? What
the up to? Fucking right, that's what I'm hoping for. I gotta
getting that. Will do you have a floor, good sense of humor?
Something? We could talk, you know, conversation. I think forty five
to fifty to sixty is Doug's range. I mean, if we're really without
being two six sixty too old? No, being six seven fifty three No,
No, I keep thinking I'm fifty. I forget my eight. Yeah,
but I mean forty too young. I don't want her to get bored
with me either. No, but that's why I'm saying forty five, forty
five to sixty. Yeah, I think NICs a nice range. Yeah,
yeah, you have the same common interests, same bands, doing stuff together.
Yeah, if she could golf, you know, that would be good
car playing about your ailments together. No, I don't have any elements.
I live in that got a brace that was due to drinking and sleeping.
Wrong. That's going away in two days. Shrinking and sleeping rong. Yeah,
how'd you injure yourself? I woke up, I go to the bathroom.
You know, you go to bed. I woke up, and then
whatever I woke up, I got no. I woke up and I was
walking around. I progressively got worse during the day. I don't know what
happened. Yeah, it's probably something you did or like at another point in
the day. It just didn't bother you know what. I went to an
als uh fundraiser at Alan. I got ripped up there. I didn't have
much to eat, being on my diet. And sometimes as you get older.
A friend of mine has this. You get older and you drink a
lot of beer, it causes gout, And I'm wondering if that might have
been it. Well, you got gouting to me? Uh. Yeah.
There's been a couple of theories over the past seven ten years. Uh,
seven ten years, seven to ten years PhD friends of yours. Yes,
okay, you're d friends and we've let this slide for a decade. There's
two diseases that your friends could diagnose, autism and alcoholics. Well okay,
well fits me and my friends are a big curve. And I'm not talking
baseball. Uh now. Actually, one time a buddy looked it up and
I'd been icing it. I actually went to Unity. They gave me some
gout medicine to really hurt. Help but Chinese food msg. Yeah, ken,
make it flare up, make it flare up. And I was in
a Chinese kick, and I think that was what it is. What is
the Chinese kick? Like you just feel like Chinese? Like same as pizza.
No, but every night, every night, like how many times in
a row. It was like three, three times in a week. Damn
that. Oh my god, you'd be bloated like a Bacy's day. God,
you're so canny speaking of that, Speaking of that? Here, is
there any no, but is there anybody you're jealous of? In like like
guys to kind of annoy you, rub you the wrong way? You look
at this guy? Go. Yeah, if I could do that, man,
I could like that, I'd have to think about it. Yeah,
anybody, I know Danny. I if I take you that to Danny,
he's good though he's got five already. I probably do. I just don't.
I'm not coming to mind. Well. I mean there's been people that
I've looked at and I've gone I can jealous, are envious, envious,
envious because I think jealousy is more hateful envious. You might be, yes,
and I don't even know if it if it's a motivational thing or not.
But I mean there are guys there. There's one guy in particular that
I look at and I am envious of what what this person has done.
I give him all the credit in the world that you know that you've done
it. But I go, had I not, I could have done that.
Yeah, I could have done those kind of things. Uh. But
I've looked at some people and then once I start thinking that, then I
look back at my life of what I've done, and I can look in
the mirror and be happy with my path. You know, I did go
to Hollywood. I did finish a movie thirteen years Breast Cancer Bowl, Bartender
Uber. I just won Comedian of the Year. Yeah, yeah, year.
So I am still trying things, and I tell them all over that
huh, I'm I shirt again, no shit, all over everything you just
said, you like you just built yourself up board disca. Well, yeah,
that was twenty twenty three after all, though, I mean twenty twenty
two. I was there. I was in it. That's how we met.
And see. If I hadn't done that, I wouldn't have been here
today. So that's true. And I do think you're extremely funny. Thank
you. I'm a big fan, so I try to when I'm here.
Yeah, I might not have a house kid's wife. I think that's a
great way to share. Honestly, I'm happy my life. I am because
of the people in it. Yes, I think that you're well, that's
riches, truly. I mean that's riches. That's I've done that. We
would not be here laughing our balls off, right. My father we said,
you want to measure success, count the number of people who end up
at my funeral, and I'll tell you how successful I was. And I
looked at I was eulogizic. My father go, yeah, he was a
pretty successful man, was I. I have a friend that I that father
passed about six months ago, and I went to the memorial service. Basically
it was at a funeral poller, but he had been cremated, so casking
anything. I waited in line for damn near an hour to say hello to
the family. Like, there were a couple of points I'm going, I
wonder if I should tap out of here just signed. I'm at funerals at
I just want to sign the book about like take your theory. Yeah,
this was a magnanimous human being. Just had to be right. This guy's
father, you said, Yeah, some funerals. It depends on how old.
I did everybody around him die before in his mid seventies. Okay,
so you know, but I mean it was all right, but it certainly
had you know, there wasn't I it's how big the family is. But
I understand what you're saying. No, I think you're right. This was
just other people that this person had touched on their on their journey. Yeah,
right here, that left a positive. Obviously a positive because my grandfather
used to go and I don't worry about it. When you die, you'd
become a scene anyway. Everybody says nice shit about you. Whatever, Hey,
billy, Billy, do whatever you're gonna do. It. I don't
worry about never die and then you die. You were saying that that's not
true, because I was watching football and my sister in my folks house and
she had just got onto a funeral and she goes, gosh, you know
that the eulogy was like half an hour long. I want when I die,
I want somebody to write nice stuff about me. I'm like, well,
granb a pad in paper, start making. I'm lost over my father's
laughing his ass next to me. I've actually got the funerals that gotten pissed
off that the eulogy wasn't long enough. I'm like, that man deserved better
than that. The same as a wedding toast. If you're not comfortable in
front of people, Yeah, I know it. It depends on the person,
right, does you know? I'm like, let me handle it.
My uncle had passed away probably twelve fourteen years ago, and I had asked,
who's doing the eulogy? My aunt had it playing anybody yet and I'm
like, well, I really would love to, yeah, you know,
and then became me a friend of his, and I think her sister and
uh, he was a great guy and I miss him a lot. You
know, so it's time. Then. Yeah, I talked about growing up
with him and Christmas and you know, we used the the rapping boards for
lightsabers, you know, and I'm trying to get my licks in and he's
just whipping the shit out of me. And then he, uh, funny,
you bring up Farrero right your car because that's what he tried to teach
me how to do it in a stick and the back of Olympia High School.
And then he got older and he got married and he had kids.
I saw him lest but then you saw all his accomplishments and when he was
in life, and and you get older, you appreciate it more. And
I always appreciated him in the time we had I had the Barnard Carnival or
if I we did get together for a holiday or something. So, yeah,
you ever have to eulogize somebody you don't like, No, I've done
it twice. Really, how'd you get picked if he didn't like him?
Because they were relative? And was dan you're a good talker. Yeah.
I never cared everybody's attention. My mother knows this, so it's no big
deal. But I never I never particularly cared for my maternal grandfather, my
mother's father, because he was never around. He was just like one of
these like the that's in the cradle dad, that was him, that was
him, and so like. But his wife at the time, my step
grandmother, was a sweetheart. Does I want you to talk about your grandfather?
I'm like, okay, So I got up to I didn't really talk
about him at all. I actually brought it back to the Bible. I
didn't mention him much at all. But it was like it was hard.
It was hard. There was there was another person who no, she like
asked me the day before, so it kind of ye. Yeah, And
there's another person that I was asked to eulogize. I didn't care for either.
But I'm like, so I told a story about other stuff and so,
man, that was beautiful. How you eulogize to your your grandfather like
that? I'm like, I really I really didn't. But thank you.
Well. By the way, you're paying the past with three hundred fricking dollars.
Can you be caddy to uh? You know that somebody's see you don't
want to It should be nice, is it? I? I think it
depends how close you are and uh, I would hope. So we joked
about this down to the bar a few times. I said, if I
ever died, God forbid, and uh, if I ever knew, well,
if I died recently or yeah, you know, somebody would have to
go up there and say, well, Doug died. But it could have
been worse. Did you hear about that actress in Hollywood? Joked everybody for
fifteen years about that. And I just got two girls in the bar last
Friday nights. Great, So that would be if you didn't have humor in
my yule g, it would be caddy, but you'd have to say you
had something. I think absolutely some knock knocking you heard about. But I
hope that doesn't happen. I don't hope them the last one to go so
I can miss everybody else. When when Johnny Carson died, Don knots,
I'm sorry, not Don Knots. It was Don Rickles was on CN and
he goes on Larry King and the first thing he says, he goes,
we got the FC playoffs going on, I got the charges of the Patriots,
and all of a sudden the phone rings and Carson dies, and now
I gotta sit here with you guys and missed the freaking game. Thanks Johnny's
Yeah, but that was speaking of games and stuff there. It seems like
some coaches are getting a little caddy over Dion Sanders. Uh, some of
the other the Division one coaches. I've got a point on this, all
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point, Douggie on the on DM, What were we gonna say about the
n I was gonna say, d n with all his popularity, yea.
All the kids in the transfer portal, I guess want to go to him
so they can say, Hey, Dan, you are the biggest thing in
the NFL. You were prime time look at me. You know, I
want to do this for you. And I was making a point with somebody.
Dan Gable when he was a coach at Iowa, he got a bunch
of recruits because it was all wine and now Cal Sanderson. Gabel only lost
one manching college coach wrestling coach Sanderson never laughed. He was undefeated, and
they said it was the third biggest accomplishment behind Jesse Owens and Barry Sanderson SI.
And they also had so many people right in they had to do a
mock cover because he was one hundred and forty two and zero. And now
Penn State has won nine at the last ten in wrestling and wrestling championships.
So you have kids that can go play for Dan, yes, or maybe
now that this guy isn't a good coach, but this is mister cool.
Yeah, and I can show him and I want to be a part of
that because that vibe, that feeling, I don't know, Well, here's
here's here's the interesting thing about the people to wear off after a couple So
I saw this last night. So guess we're out of out of one hundred
and thirteen Division one schools or FCS school or FBS schools. Guess where Colorado
is ranked as far as high school recruits meaning juniors and seniors in high school
right now going to Colorado signing on the dotted line. Guess where they were.
It's got to be near the bottom. There's seventy five. Yeah.
I was gonna say near the bottom only because they had a bad record before
and he's this is his first year there, right, So he's it's all
transfer kids. Here's here's the issue. Though. You can only transfer once
unless you're grad student. So if he tells these kids that you're done,
guess what they're done. Yeah. So that's if he's gonna if he think
he's gonna he ain't gonna be there very long. He's gonna be there to
shepherd his kid to the NFL, and then he's gonna go do something else.
You mark my words, that's what he's gonna do. And by the
way, I'm rooting for Dion, but you know what, I have no
problem with anybody else, like, Okay, you want to be a big
shot, We're gonna treat you like a big shot. And that's what Oregon
did this weekend. I feel like they're trying to kind of show him where
he is in the pecking order. I think that he's rubbed people the wrong
way. I think there are coaches that have come up through the ranks.
The Oregon coach who was I think an elementary school gym teacher planning. Yeah,
he came up through Georgia. Yeah, and so he worked his way
up and he's done a phenomenal job that is a unbelievable team that they have
in Oregon. But he but I think Dion comes in and it's all this
flash and he's got all these deals, and he's on KFC commercials and these
sunglasses are selling out and all this stuff, and I think rubs people the
wrong way. And I think there was a little bit in the coaching fraternity.
Hey, let's show this guy where he kind of lands. Because and
I'm only saying that after hearing former NFL wide receiver Keishawn Johnson on Wow,
I mean Keishan I thought brought up a fairly good point. He something that
he said he heard. But this was on FS ones. This is on
the Skip Bailis show, undisputed, undisputed. Here it is. This is
his first year at the Power five level. This is its first year the
three and one. We can't set up here and act like it's all doomed
it over with, there'll never win another game. That's not true. They
played against an argent team that is better. There's a better football team.
You you know you were you were talking about the jealousy and the way to
these coaches and how Diane got there. This is interesting. You said that.
I didn't want to interrupt you. I wanted to let you finish.
So I spoke to somebody in the coaching fraternity right after the game, and
they know some people that coach at Oregon, and they was telling me.
They said, man, I've never heard from another assistant coach of how much
information was being given to that staff about No. I'm just I'm being real
with it about game planning against Colorado so they can beat him. Everybody was
stacking that. That's the reality of I ain't making this up. I ain't
gonna closed no names, but y'all know who I'm talking about it for other
team. No, I think that TCU and Colorado State, who will not
play Oregon this year, probably shared insight after playing. These guys all like
know each other, they call each other. And by the way, I
think that happens all the time, all the time. And I think it's
mostly like like, look, if if TCU played and goes, hey,
Penn State, we're not we don't like you this year. Here's what you
can you tell us about. Here's what you needs to look out at Ohio
State. This is some of the stuff they're doing. So I don't think
it's that uncommon, but I do think that there are coaches who probably want
to kick his ass. Oh yeah, I think they hate him. Of
course they hate because that all that's cool. He come in flashy, and
I don't want to see it. Deon didn't come up the way everybody else
did. Deon was was an ex ball player who, like all these kids
who were playing right now, did not see Dion play. Okay, Dion
retired before they were even born. Okay, but he was a Hall of
Famer. He was flashy. I love Deon growing up as a kid,
still do. But the thing about Dion was he he got to Jackson State,
which was historical black college. It's because he didn't want to have to
go and pay his dudes to become a head coach. He just want to
become a head coach right off the hop. So of course Jackson State says
sure, and he brings the fast player in the country with him, right,
and he brings his kids. Of course they're gonna say yes. Then
he leaves them to go to Colorado because he's on a mission from God apparently.
Okay, And then you're like okay, and then when after the game
he says, beat me now, not eat us now, but beat me
now because you ain't gonna catch me later, Like, what is it about
you? Or is it about Colorado? What he's sending so many mixed messages
out. It's a tough thing because you you've got a brand of being flashy
and saying big, bold things. Uh it almost you would wish there was
a little maturity as a coach to say catch us now while you can instead
of catch me now. I don't know. I mean, I think the
flash of Dion turned some people off. The only thing that I can say,
the one thing I always look for in life is patterns and consistency,
and Dion has been consistently Dion since he popped on she popped on the national
scene right and on the national sports scene. The guy has always been the
same thing. So he's that way now. So it doesn't bother me as
much because it's consistency. And for the most party Backs. Even if they
don't win another game this season, they've won two more games than they did
last season. Yeah, right, they're three and one. They did they
get blown out by Oregon absolutely, I mean Oregon went right at them,
I think. But they're down there after this, No, they're not.
I think they're out of the time. I think they're out of the top
twenty five, right because they were all like nineteen or seventeen when they store,
you know, because they weren't playing, you know. I mean,
I think the first the first game of the year, TCU already talks about,
well, you know, Colorado. So to TCU, TCU lost.
They had twenty two starters go to the National Championship Game last year. Only
only two of them returned. So TCU's got it like a lot of turnover
two. So but they but nobody expected Colorado to beat TCU. They did,
so then all of a sudden, the stuff you know start and then
they go to Nebraska. Nebraska has been awful for a long time, and
they beat the piss out of Nebraska. So then you got Colorado State.
And here's what really lit the match was the Colorado State head coach say,
when I talk to people, I take my hat off, and he started
this whole thing. But that's what I'm saying, Like the flash starts bothering
people, you're flashing yourself, but in a bad way because you're comparing.
Yeah, Dan, just play, just do your game exactly, your coach
exactly nobody right, and I well, I mean even the pregames go speech
from them. What it's like, Hey, if you beat if you beat
DN, nobody's putting you in sixty minutes. He's in sixty minutes because he's
Dan. Yeah, then he's sixty minutes a year ago. Yes, he
was talking about talking about Jackson State. Does the flash like, does that
turn you off in? Certain people? Take it outside of Dan, take
it to just regular life. We know people. I think people would prefer
false humility over honest flash, honest flash. I like the way he said
Deon is honestly flash. He's always been honestly flash. That is interesting.
I've never had any issues with Deon Flash. My issues more with Deon's like
his mouth is starting to write checks that his kids need to cash, and
eventually that's gonna come back to bite somebody. And you don't want to be
on the wrong side. Look good phrases, Danny's turn, They're already cashing
checks. He's He's problem. The problem is he's got two kids. He's
got two kids with sanders on the back of their jersey that he's got to
look out for. Well, I would even go so far as to say,
you're you're writing checks that your kids can't cash, meaning the kids on
the team, they may not be able to play the competition. I don't
mean like, I don't mean nil money. I mean I mean from his
own your body, Yeah, your body, and what's gonna come at you.
But you're right, man, those that kid's making three point nine million
dollars and nil deals almost four minutes. And the other thing that he said
that kind of bucked me to And this is a flash, I mean it
is kind of flash. But Chador could go to the NFL draft next year,
be drafted, maybe in the top ten or fifteen and deonce and Shader
does want to be number two to anybody, because Caleb Williams is gonna be
the number one overall pick unless he breaks his neck or something. God forbid.
This kid is like the next big thing. He's like Trevor, Trevor
Lawrence or whatever, Andrew Luck. But he's like Sdor's gonna come back home
to Colorado because he ain't gonna be number two to anybody. He's gonna be
number one. Careful, and he could say that because he's making three to
five million dollars a year. Now, My favorite dad was for a long
time, mister Stever no Big Baller remember the Big Baller brand. Oh,
I know you're in the NBA. Alonzo Blonzo balls father and you know one
of those boys is actually really really good. Yeah. And and by the
way, I think all three are going to play in the NBA, don't.
Definitely, I think he's overseas, Okay, Alonzo kind of like lost
the like Lonzo's in bad shape. Yeah, and I think it's because those
stupid sneakers he was wearing, really the ones that there was no research and
development and those big BLA brand sneakers, and like it was like walking around
what motivation Walmart Snickers? Athlete? What motivates you winning? Winning? Yeah?
Well what would motivate you when you weren't like like and when I see
motivation, like you gotta work out, you gotta go, you gotta practice.
There's I mean, you're wrestling. It's the thrill of being back on
the mad to get your arm lifted. Yeah, you know you're doing it.
You're still doing in front of your dad, you know, or maybe
a buddy that comes to see you. But I mean, just just the
win. It's gotta be inside of you to want it. You know,
I don't want it, not for a while. But if I wrestle again,
I don't know why, why would I? But I know I've got
to get in shape. And if I'm getting in shape, then maybe throwing
the wrestling shoes. I don't know. Probably not. I'd like to see
doug wrestle. Yeah, I would go on here, Yes, you would
signs and then Dougie Fresh dog what last three minutes? There's a minute,
a minute and a half, then there's a minute break, there's another minute
and a half, a minute break, then the third period, and by
the third period just like, let's just finish it. You get a couple
of takedowns and you just ride it out. How is your record in school?
I went to the finals a state qualifier. First year of wrestling in
college, I think it was fourteen and sixteen Division one, uh Courtland.
I did not do well at all. I didn't fit into that program.
I didn't think very well. Do they work in high school? No,
because you were a lot of cut promos like let me tell you something,
Sake Smith to be donated Tuesday with Doggie Fresh, people fight so hot.
I get give him a big brick Fair whoa. They should have done that
for the kids in wrestling, because that would have got that people out to
watch it a little bit like you do a little found week class here.
I used to love wrestling, and once I got into actual wrestling, I
just I never went back. Yeah, because you realized what it was,
the hard work determination. I'll never be in this shape again. I wish
I was, you know, because then you're and it's not being jacked,
it's just you feel great. Yeah you do, yes, but now you
have to find a wrestling man. You gotta find somebody to work out with
the time and make sure you don't hurt something, just pull something, just
take a walk. I tell you when I do. When I do work
out and I get into it, I am thinking about old wrestling matches from
eighty eight and just prepare for that. I mean that's the mentality of Jerry
Rice could probably still come back in the NFL. He still works out just
as hard, and even after he retired, he was out running. What
did you ever hear the story about so Jerry Rice and Kurt warnered a bunch
of you ever hear these like these old timers? Right? They played against
these Flag Football All Stars, Right, and so they get to meet the
players the night before, like, we're gonna kick your ass. Jerry Rice
looks at Kurt Warner. He goes, okay, all right, we'll see
you tomorrow. Jerry Rice. Kurt Warner beat the livid piss out of these
guys. These guys had practice like all year for this. It's like pros
versus Joe's. And these guys are like at their fifties. Yeah, we
got this, no problems. This is dog working out glory days. He
was a big wrestler. Yel who anymore about ten reps? Ye? Baby,
did you have a rough rough wrestling? What did you ever officiate rustling?
He probably makes a good scratch doing that. Yeah, but those guys
could pay decent money. I think I was working in the bars. I
did assistant coach for a little while. Uh, going in my buddy work.
I was a head coach in mcquaide and I go in there and then
they did a story about me and the Rochester Insider about being a strip bar.
DJ and kids brought in the article and I'm like, I'm I'm done.
I'm like, wait, day eighty six, year eighty six. Myself
I'm like, you know, all it takes his one parent to ruin it
for Yeah, the whole thing. Dad would have walked up, you go,
don't tell my wife exactly right. I wasn't there. I was like,
I know that Division three basketball refs, like women's games get the rest
of two hundred dollars. The men's games get three hundred and they're not even
that good. So you could just like go just get your certification. Man.
You could like, yeah, you don't even have to. You could
just like sit there all football games. Oh, I'm sure he does games.
He loves this. Yeah, these guys get paid good money for like
one we did talk about going to the NFL, but he had to go
in the europe League for a little while. Yeah, and he didn't want
to do that, and everybody told and he would have been perfect for the
NFL. He was young, he was fast, he was on it,
yeah, and he just didn't. And if anybody I knew that. I
do have one friend who's a NHL referee, seems Pete McDougall, okay,
and he keeps in shape and he's on his game. Well, you got
there's no screwing around when you're on the road. No, that's my job
and provide for my family. He's a great guy. Well, we'll take
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hundred five five five two nine two nine. Are you lonely? That line
car? You know the number of my heart? You lots of Rochester.
There used to be like a chat line or a chat line line find singles
just like you. Yeah, did you ever call one of those lines?
Fuck? Ug? I never did either, but I used to see the
ads for I. I am a big hauling Oats fan. I just like
that. I guess they're not friends. They toured together, but they're not
friends. Yeah. And by the way, John Oates Wrestler Temple really yeah,
I went there on a wrestling scholarship, did an interview with John.
So Sean McDermott yep, that's interesting. Doug is a comedian. Do you
run into anything with words where people are You can't say that anymore. You
can't do that anymore, not that I know of. I mean, you
can't say they almighty, no, no him that they though. No.
I don't. Well, you you did the Can you talk a little bit
about the the event you dian? Yeah, I think like that. So
Rochester Kink Society, which has been on your show, you called me while
I was guest bartending, talked about this auction they have to raise money for
their their group, and I said, yeah, sure, I'll do it.
So it was last Saturday and nice people, fun people bringing up some
of the things I should have looked at this earlier, some of the items
that were some of the items. Yeah, I can't wait to hear some
of these. Danny could add this to your repertoire alright, okay, can't
give me one second. Okay, So this is round number one. This
is a walnut kink in plain sight key chain. It was a key chain.
Is it's a signal to somebody, Hey, I'm into kink I you
know what. I didn't ask that, but it started a penny when everybody
started a penny. Okay, everybody, raise your your paddles. Okay,
we're all we all know how to do this. Rainbow ears uh thisting like
little cat ears. Yeah, if you want to be a furry pineapple bedazzled
pacifier. Yeah, that didn't sell. I didn't know. I said,
okay, we're gonna be twice three, right, so maybe a little role
playing there. A canary would hairbrushed by the panel guy that was with a
whack. And that's that started at five. I think that went to fifteen
or so around there right, there's a chain mail necklace with steel nuts.
Who uh. That started at thirty A rainbow wax play set that went to
seventy five. I went to the rainbow wa Yeah, I was. It
kind of looked like Plato, but it was like glitter. Was about eight
of them. That's a that's an odd that's an odd thing. I said,
thirty thirty five, forty This woman said seventy five. A good soult.
There was thirty feet hank ocean nylon rope. Oh yeah, tied up
two of those, that's right, two of those. Yeah, purple and
black beaded canes. Okay, that's for a little bit of spanking winking.
But you had to watch some of the things you were saying, Like you
said the pronounce of things. Yes, And I always I'm wondering now with
like language and things, and this only came up. And I feel like
I'm becoming like the person I always think people are looking for ways to be
offended. Thank you, and I'm offended. I'm offended. Look at me,
I'm offended. Like so, somebody was asking me about my kids,
you know, what are they're doing? And they said, you know,
it's just a conversation and they said something about what kind of you know,
what are you? What are you hoping for with your boys? And I
said, actually, the one thing I want more than anything is a motor
inside these guys to do something right. I want them to be doing something
and motivated to do it. And I said, you know what's funny is
like all three of them have that. I said. My youngest guy is
cleaning garbage, cancers, washing windows. He's thirteen. He wants money and
he knows how that was his good. I go, I got the guy
in college who's also working. He's in phenomenal shape, he's on the track
team. He's doing. That's a motor. That's somebody. You know what
I'm saying, You're you're moving, you're doing something. And I said and
uh. They said, oh, how's your oldest because they know that my
oldest son was diagnosed with Aspergers early on. And I said, you know,
uh, he's another one. He just got forklift trained. I said,
felt like he wasn't making enough money at this one job. So we
went back to being a waiter. And they go, you mean a server
and I went what they said? A server? I said, yeah,
And then I went, I stopped, and I go, let me just
say this, And I knew I was gonna make the president uncomfortable. That
sounds that word sounds more offensive to me than waiter or waitress server sounds more
offensive to me. But I was corrected, and they go, what is
happening with the language where everything's becoming condition But it's conditioning for what I don't
understand, Like, I mean we can say conditioning. I don't know.
I think it is like we want to make the world a little more acceptable.
You feel different, you shouldn't feel ostracized whatever. But I mean if
we I don't know what you're gonna be able to do these days that you
you don't feel different, okay, But I mean, I mean you can
look on your phone find different in a heartbeat. Yeah, I just my
only thing was like and that's where I started to think about it. Like,
even with the pronouns and things, I'll call you whatever pronoun you prefer,
I really don't care. It has no bearing on me whatsoever. But
if I mistakenly call you a pronoun, I didn't do it to be mean,
right, I didn't do it to make you feel bad about yourself.
And I didn't, So I feel like it's a two way thing, you
know what I mean, absolutely should be. I mean, look, I
can't tell you. I had a neighbor who lived across the street from me,
who was a blond woman, very pretty, very striking, like a
strikingly pretty woman, and she was six feet tall. She played volleyball at
the University of North Carolina. She's just saving me. All. I'm at
home depot and she goes, if I have a hat on or something?
A guy I want to go, Hey, sure, can I help you
find anything? Okay? Didn't They turn around and they say, oh,
I'm sorry, ma'am. But I mean, there's nobody the intention wasn't there
to a thing in her right? It was, you know, And that
I always think because it gives people a little is that I hate it?
I hate Let's put this. I spend my entire day on LinkedIn being a
recruiter. So a couple of years ago that he him, she hers ye
pronounced are being put next to more and more people's name. It's fine.
Here's what happened. People don't want to do business with them, and they
took them off massively, Like I don't okay, you're gonna be You're a
pain in the ass, You're you're potentially a problem is what they're seeing in
business because they don't want to deal with you something I guess what they shouldn't.
Yeah, look again, I don't have time for your bullshit. Goes
back to the people. Be anything you say to me, Hey, I
identify as they. If somebody came in here and said I identify as they,
and I said, great, I'll call you they, Hey, they
like to they is plural, Well, I know, but maybe they got
I don't split person out there. What don't I know? But I say
they, And then if at some point I go, well, like she
just said, and then they go they. After a while, I'm gonna
get annoyed. And I only because I'm not doing it. But we're conditioned
a certain way. And at the same time, I don't I'm not looking
to I don't know. I guess we want to get in an argument or
getting a fight. Okay, I'm not looking to make your day worse.
That was that's not my have a tattooed on your fucking forehead. Right if
if word bothered me today, bothered me? When the persons will you meet
a server. And I went and I stopped and I looked and it was
a man and woman and it was the woman who said, you meet a
server, And I said, she's correcting you. Yeah, well just saying
but yeah, saying it like in that, And I turned out to go,
you know that that word actually sounds big to me? Then then waiter
or waitress it almost I would come back with a servant. Yeah, servant,
Okay, slave? Is that canny? Because the stuff that we only
used to talk about in our living rooms is now at our thumbs, at
our phones, and now we know what people really think. Well, we
have to keep escalating the conversation. Like if you ever watching weightlifting videos on
YouTube, every weightlifter rips every other freaking weightlifter. But they're all huge,
so whatever they're doing is working, right, So why do we got to
criticize everybody? Because I gotta I gotta stand out. And that's how these
people they have no power, they have no self esteem. This is how
they're standing out. This is their little bit of power. Well fuck it,
they can keep it. No, But I think eventually, and we
started to say this earlier tonight, we'll get to a point where if you
don't want to interact with society. You can have everything from right where you
are, right and you could work from home online. You can get paid
the money you'll show up in your account electronically or however you want it.
You can have food delivered grocery. You never have to leave your house.
It's a great time to be a hermit. You can watch everything, you
can do everything. You could even find sugar daddy dot com. WHOA ever
tell you about this? No? Sorry. Beginning in the summer, I
had a escort and uh, she's telling me about what she does, and
uh, work at McDonald's. And I dude, yeah it was she I
do daycare and yeah, but I gotta make yeah up in the city.
Yeah, but I gotta make that money. I'm like, oh see,
I got to make extra money. She goes, oh yeah, And of
course I'm getting a vibe. I'm like, well, how do you do
that? That's what she wanted to ask. I think, so I just
picked up from a trick half an hour thirty three. Did you go smells
like you just couldn't from money, smells like you just earned money hunting.
No, I think you couldn't do that. I think you could say no,
start talking and you can find me. Her name was Bambers. I
think on sugar Daddy dot com makes me so I went and all the faces
are blocked off. I didn't sign up. She's on sugar Daddy dot good
Daddy. Common can find out whoever you want. You sign up, have
a member, and then you agree Enterprise Uber to your house. So they
back and roll rock out with your cog out and then the sender eyes.
So this person is so basically we've eliminated the pimp. Yeah, man,
the middle right. It's a gig economy. Now there are so Rochester and
I have been warned about that if I ever pick up a trick going somewhere,
they say, the pimp will follow you in their car make sure they're
getting paid. But I'm not a john, so I'm just getting into I'm
just a driver, just a driver. I know nothing. Just Doug,
you fresh, you know. So you see the sign uber. The only
thing they don't have is they don't have an ambulance coming to your house.
The doctor in the ambulance. You're gonna have to get out sooner or later.
Well that's true, right, but no, everything else you need that
you can find, but eventually you can even find companionship. What's this movie?
This movie that I saw or watch a little bit of last night was
Wife Like starring jas wife Like all one word Jonathan rhys Myers who was in
Mission Impossible three, which Philip Seymour Hoffman was in. And he has this
AI wife and they're hooking her up and they're getting all the memory back into
her. And the plot of this was is the memory from the wife that
passed away? Okay, that would be freaky man. So it looks like
his wife is his wife, sounds like his wife, and that yes,
remembers everything like his wife. You can turn he's been married before. Yeah,
you can turn off the sexuality. Yeah this yes to what to up
to one hundred percent? I think he went to sevent Okay, and I'm
watching this, I'm like, get like this is coming, yes, but
it's gonna come in a hundred years when you're just gonna you're just gonna go
pick out a model and that's gonna be hit. But the problem the plot
of it was that they had an AI leader they couldn't find ended up being
this girl. For any of you people are gonna watch it sci fi.
But uh, in real life if this happens. The protesters were annoyed that
they could take an AI body and then reprogram it to be a terrorist.
So you're gonna have your fighting done, maybe even playing football done. You
know, sooner or later, what are we gonna do? Yeah, I
think it's gonna come down farming, doctors, nurses, you're gonna want that.
But driving so cloning and then you have organ body farm. You know,
we're gonna run of stuff. We're already the biggest largest obese country in
the world. Are ye if I don't have to walk to get my burger?
They're they're how lazy are you? You can't even go to Burger King
to keep your going come to you? Yeah? Absolutely? Uh. I
know people who live on hub. Yeah, but this AI stuff and they
just hand it on sixty minutes and it's a big thing coming up. Well,
I use AI from time to time. I mean, if I'm writing
something, and you may even want to try this with with jokes and things.
I find chat chpt, which is I think AI Open ais the name
of the company, and I think that was started by Elon Musk. I
think he gave the funding to it. Uh. What I find with it
is it it writes to flowery. There's a lot of adjectives and all.
But if we do this one night, yes we did with the with the
stripper strip. Then whenever we put probably they were the same, yes of
it, Yes, two or three kind of spit out the same thing.
But what I find is, if I'm writing some let's say an ad,
I'll write it first and then I'll go to chat GPT and say, right,
whatever the parameters are, and then I'll look through and I'll go,
oh, I like that phrase. I like the way they did this,
And it's just it's just almost like having a writing assistant. I could use
it. I wouldn't use it for the sole purpose of whatever it spits out,
that's what I'm going to use. I wouldn't do that. And I
don't know how I hear less and less about chat GPT these days, but
I know there were a lot of people who were very worried about college students
and people writing papers and this sort of thing. And I think the redundancy
if you're using less of your mind, Yes, well that too, but
I think like this is I mean, we had a New York Times writer
on here who talked about how he uses chat GPT much the way. That's
where I sort of got the idea of, hey, yeah, it's a
great tool to be used as a tool. I wouldn't use it as my
soul thing. But you brought something up interesting. I just have to go
back to from the movie. You get to determine the level of sex you
want to have. Yes, now here's the thing with human beings. I
don't think anybody ever goes in and goes, hey, baby, you know
I am going to violate you tonight. I think it starts out at a
certain thing, and as you get more and more into it, doesn't intention
to go up absolute. So I want to stop at seventy. No,
I want to go to your head. It's going through the fucking wall.
I don't know. You know you think it's gonna be just holding hands the
next thing, you know, Yes, you know you went from the best
stub holding hands from a chist to kitchen counter and taking everything. Oh,
yes, absolutely, those are the great ones you remember, Yeah, exactly.
But I mean if you got an AI wife and she goes, how
is your day? Okay, don't talk to me for three hours like that
and bend over, walk around naked and root for the bills, but don't
talk to me and make me dinner. Who isn't buying one of those?
You know, you can get fucking hammered. You can drive you anywhere you
want. It's gonna be coming the same women. Yeah, but it's not
natural. You know, it's because you're programming it. You gotta earn a
lot of times. AI gets smarter as it goes on. Like that's the
that's the thing that they're funding with AI is it can get smarter to the
point where they did this with a chess It would learn from playing Matt and
then it beat the master because it had learned all this stuff. So at
some point, I mean, we've hit our ceiling of intelligence. You know,
you me just had to do this, you know what I'm saying.
No, we have. So my point is, like I could interact with
an AI that I may not know if it was let's say you had a
server I may not know, or I mean somebody's sitting at the bar and
would strike up a conversation and we have a conversation. I walk away go.
I had no idea, right, I mean, there's AI now where
they're they're doing training videos for work and stuff. It's AI actors. They
you can't tell, you can't tell, you know those Uh you could probably
do it with the h those commercials with those starving kids. I am not
a real person. I am a conglomeate of eight different starving children. I
haven't seen that. Oh, I haven't seen that. Uh, speaking of
AI, this guy, I think an a I wife might be all he
could probably get is what I would think. But I hear that. I
want you, Oh, I hear he's slaying it out. And oh this
guy O J O J gets Yeah, OJ gets on what was Twitter now
X and he does this whole thing. And I've been playing them for a
couple of years now, but he has some green insight. Can I go?
I wonder if like, would you like, we don't know who goes
in and talks to teams. Could some teams secretly bring ojing in to address
the team? Why would you? Because of it? There's other people just
as much. No, I know, but it'd be it would be memorable.
Chris Carter's nothing, got nothing going on. I hear you. I
hear you. I wouldn't either, But when I'm just gone. Oh like
he came to a Bills game and the umber of fans that stopped and took
pictures with him. What was it two seasons ago? Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah he was here two seasons ago. Yeah. Here is so
o x worlds me yours truly. Sitting at home after a long day of
watching football in my favorite sports bar, and one thing comes to me.
I'm watching this game, and I'm saying it to myself. He's watching the
Jets. Is Zach Wilson watching this game? Are you Jack? You see
that guy's name is DeVante Adams. All of them their quarterback is looking for
somebody like DeVante Adams. H. Cousins is always looking for Justin Jefferson.
I don't care who it is. Josh Allen is looking for digs. You
got a great receiver there. His name is Garrett Wilson. And I saw
him open virtually all day, and I saw him running across the field in
the fourth quarter, wide open in front of you. You look at someone,
finally look for him, and by the time you throw it to him,
he's run out of room and some cornerback is all over him. My
point to you is your best person You're best receiver is Garrett Wilson. If
he's one on one, no matter what the past call is, if he's
got somebody guarding him one on one, you're going to him. All these
great quarterbacks are going to their guys when they're one. I want to guarantee
you if two is looking out to see Tarik Hill being covered one on one,
he's going to tweak Hill, no matter what the pass called. I
wonder how pissed off her family gets watching them, only because he's sitting in
this house. It's all. He's comfortable, he got plants around, he's
got a big screen. So the Goldman's ain't too happy, That's what I
mean. Yeah, three dollars the Goldman's and the Browns. Yeah. I
mean you watch it and then you have to go, oh yeah yeah.
And yet at the same time I justified in my head for playing it.
As they went through the justice system, this is what came back. Well,
they just said, Mike Tyson open up the Raiders home game. Yeah
he was convicted of rape. Yeah he was. Kobe Bryant was the convicted
of rape, but he bought a big ass ring for four million dollars.
The ball that's right, it was that wasn't the ball, but his gage
ring tour was at the ball like that. I don't know. People do
bad things in sports. Obviously gets out, Yeah, wife beating stuff and
they're still there. But what talked about we hold our I guess once you
kills that's that's that's the line you crossed. But even there, we don't.
I mean, you know because and again most people say not found guilty.
And yet so when he comes to a Bills game, people would do
that. We've talked about like would we talk to OJ? And I would
if I could bring up something like I don't want to know whether I don't
want to know that. I want to know what is it like being O.
J. Simpson today? How are you seventies? Yeah? But I
mean, are you comfortable walking around? There's you are one of the most
polarizing people on the planet. There now, there's a many new generations that
are not familiar with you. I only remember him with the forty nine ers.
I didn't even know he was a Buffalo Bill until I came to Rochester
and knew more about the Bills. But I knew him as the actor NBC
Sports all this stuff that hurts commercials that he did I knew inferno, yes,
yes, so, but in that whole thing, you go, he's
got some wisdom. He knows the game something bad well, right, right,
whether he did or not, of course he wasn't he know. He
was in football for many years. He's been trophy winners so much. Well,
let me ask you this. We know that OJ did this, right,
I mean, there's no doubt. But think of all these political leaders
on both sides of the Ledger who have probably ordered the deaths of so many
people. And yet oh man, he was such a he's such a wise
man, fearless leader. I mean, wow, they were protecting all of
us, Dan were they always they were? You know, I always think
like we do in certain he shot himself in the head, that wrapped a
cord around his neck afterwards to make sure the suicide went through. I mean,
you know, I mean, like you know, it's it's like a
fine line. So, yeah, there is wisdom there. I am about
saying I want to hang out with, oh Jet wisdom to hide the Weinstein
lists of guys that under age. How that isn't out? I don't know.
That's that's a great yeah, yeah, but Harvey Weinstein's like going to
that island. Come on, there's too many names, name names that would
be ruined. You could do it. We didn't start the fire with all
the names in that yeah, manifest. What happens to taking it back to
a lighter thing? What happens to the Jet? No? No, that's
what happens to the Jets? Now? What they signed Trevor Simeon today to
back up Garrett or Karrett Wilson to back up Zach will Zach Wilson. What
happens through the Jets? I mean there's ESPN is saying the locker room is
divided, and they all wore shirts and support a white last year, and
oh they loved them, but they didn't resign because they're like, oh,
we're gonna get Aaron Rodgers. Well you. The thing is, though,
is that I don't care what NFL team you are. If you're starting quarterback
goes down, odds are unless you're the forty nine ers and you're Kyle Shanahan
could figure it out with mister irrelevant broc Perty. If Josh Allen heaven Forbid
went down this weekend against Miami, the Bills are screwed. So we're gonna
have a locker room mutiny because Kyle Allen's a quarterback. No, this was
you counted on Allen? You counted on Aaron Rodgers. The Jets have nobody
to play but themselves, and they could lose the locker room. But who's
gonna step in and play quarterback? Carson Wentz is a douchebag. He ain't
gonna do it. Nobody liked him where ever he went. So who else
is gonna come and do it? How many players do you have on a
team right now? Fifty three three? I think with that extra anti game
they have, they should go to sixty. I mean you're seventeen the player.
You know why they won't do it? The owner. The owners won't
do it. They don't want to pay the money. They don't want to
pay the money out period. The NFL is as much money as they make.
They're cheap as hell. Yeah, like they could, they could ai
like officiating and all this other stuff and make the game so much smoother,
and they won't do it. Like I been I in the sky, like
Mike Florio's written about, they won't do it. Did you read or hear
about the San fran Rams game first week, it was the second second week,
second week, there was a seven point talked about this point five.
Yeah, and then they decided to don't tell you why because at the end
of the season they're point differential point differential, which is true. Yeah,
but I did see something like the phone call was in Vegas. Everybody was
saying, but it is the point differential is Rams kind of did it again
this past last night. Yeah, they did too. They they got Vegas
again. They made it a push, but they were trying to win the
game. But they were trying to were But what are the chech supposed.
I don't I understand what show name with the guys. I don't know if
you got his clip on Michael K Show, which ate Sack Wilson. But
let's be honest, Okay, I mean if this, if this kid was
really that much of an issue, they should have just sent him packing when
they brought in Rogers and brought in a decent But they put all their eggs
in that basket. Why the same reason the homes. I think they don't
want to say we were wrong, we were wrong with the number two overall
packs. Yeah, but guys pun on that now all the time. Yes,
I know so, and we watched it. Do we not see Baker
Mayfield, who's number one when Josh Allen came out, and number two or
number three with Sam Darnold, Right, Sae Kwon Barkley was number two?
Right? Those guys, those two quarterbacks who were considered obviously better, some
people would say significantly better than Josh Allen are both on third and fourth teams,
third and fourth teams already. That's crazy, it's crazy. It's bad.
Yeah, it's terrible. They weren't that good. I guess finding a
good starting quarterback is harder than you might think it is, Right, Douggie,
it's not just who you are. You're you're running your your kickboxing like
you're in the boxing. You got seven women around you, just like cheerleaders,
and you're going in and uh coming in number sixteen. Bill Moran from
UH what's upbout for Donia? What the fuck for Donia? Canadian League League?
All right, we will close it out for Dougie fresh in the house.
Love being bag baby. I love when you were here, Doug.
It's always fun for Danny, who's bringing a whole bunch of energy and uh
wisdom with the sport I'm talking about it. I go off at least once
a show. I know that. I'm like that, all good, all
right, all right, it's fine, by baby, We're all good.
Sometimes twice I'm going Moran. We'll see tomorrow. Didn't know what to do
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