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What is up? Welcome back to
the softcore history Patreon as we soldier our

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way to five hundred patrons. I
know we're supposed to be ever green,

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but you know what, I'm just
excited. I just want to hit that

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five hundred number. I want to
hit that fucking It's like a home run,

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you know what I mean. I
want that five hundred homer. I

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feel like we're in the Hall of
fame once we hit five hundred. Well,

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financially, I'll feel better when we're
at like five thousand. Yeah,

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yeah, Yeah, that's where I
will be really happy. Yeah. Please

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tell your friends and family and I
don't know, he don't even have to

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tell them. Just sign them,
sign them up for it. Sign up

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your dad with dementia. He's still
got a credit card, it hasn't expired

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yet. Your ex adder on.
Yeah, if you have a boss,

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him on old card logged in your
laptop like I still do somehow, I'm

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not gonna say which boss. Yeah, expense it. Expense it to the

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company that you don't work for it. If you're a history teacher, tax

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right off, boom boom, all
that all that type is. They're not

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going to ask questions. They never
do the I r S. I don't

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look into stuff, hopefully not for
my sake for real, not even because

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I have anything to hide. And
I don't mean that like I have nothing

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to hide. I'm a moral person. I mean like I just don't have

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anything and nothing too high. But
I have nothing. I have nothing.

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But still there's some things they could
uncover. I definitely committed tax fraud at

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some point. Is it fraud or
are you just bad at taxes? Right?

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It's it's only like you're saying that
you're a murderer when you just committed

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manslaughter. You know, I'm just
bad with numbers. Really, you just

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gotta go in with that. Yeah, oh dude, I didn't know any

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murder. I should also treat every
date like it's a business dinner, Like

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yeah no if like, uh,
I went out with my friend the other

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night and she was in town.
She's from Brooklyn, and that is gonna

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be a tax ride off. To
be fair, in a way, every

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date is a business dinner because you
are essentially trying to figure out if you're

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compatible with this person to financially merge
with them, among other things. I

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mean, but the big the biggest
daily influence on you will be the financial

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implications of that, you know,
relationship, whether it's kids or a home

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or both. So yeah, it's
a business owner, right, Am I

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gonna acquire you? Yeah? And
are you? Is a merger? An

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acquisition? Yeah? Successions on the
mind. Yeah, I can't wait.

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What's it? What's an acquisition called? Uh, it's actually just a hostile

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takeover? Yeah, Dan just kidnaps
her a bear hug. Yeah, but

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yeah, thanks for listening to the
Patreon We love you guys. Um,

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what's that voicemail number? The voicemail
number is because we've been to watch Along

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this week and we liked you and
watch Lungs too, but we really love

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answering your your history questions. Hopefully
you like this one the Spartacus because it

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was it was a tough watch like
it No, for like forty percent of

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it, that back half, the
back nine on. Yeah, that was

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fantastic. I'm still looking. You
should have this in like a note,

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a pinned note. Nah, just
do it. No, well, first

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off, you can also just search
five one two in the note chap just

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to start, or so many ways
to do this. Maybe in the messages.

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I believe you said it many times
probably, but he texts a lot

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of five one two people, so
that there's gonna be a lot of noise

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and searching your text mess I don't
I don't have any five one twos.

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It's Austin. I don't fuck with
anybody from Austin. That's fair. I

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wouldn't either. You know, you
just blurt it out when you get it,

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and we'll yeah, okay, I'll
do that, and uh yeah,

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we'll call the voicemail and call the
voice. We love the voicemail. Yeah,

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like dementia, Uh Tourette's from Monday. Yeah, just shout it out.

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Yeah yeah yeah. But in the
meantime, um, it's Patreon,

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so you know, a lot of
times we're just doing another episode, but

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it's a patre On episode, just
behind a paywall. But then I see

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my Patreon is we can have a
little more fun, can do whatever we

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want. It's our little playground,
it is, And so today we need

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a little little whackier than we would
on the main feat. Since Dan has

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been slacking and won't write, I
don't even it's been so long since we've

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done the game show that I don't
even remember what it's called. I can't

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do the game show. If Coop
isn't here, we could use other people.

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That's not fun, though, yes
it is. I guess all right,

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fine, we'll ask Jesse to join
Joel's team. Oh no, they

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would get murdered. It needs to
be another person. That number is five

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one two eight one five one for
three. Yeah, no, motherfucker,

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it's five one two eight one five
one for three. Pin the note.

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No, we'll make it tough.
I'll pin it right now. I mean

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we could probably pin it as a
Patreon post. What is the history game

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called? Do you even remember the
trading in the past? Trade the past?

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It was a fun game. We
always won. We didn't always win,

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we always won, and we blew
we blew we walls one. We

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were fucking conspired against by Dan.
Honestly, if you have not listened to

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the three episodes we did with Coop
and Joel Penetrating the Past, go back

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in. Those are the three best
episodes on Patreon by far. I would

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say I'll do it. I just
need we need to find another We got

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to find another history for sure.
Actually, I've never listened to those,

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and now that I'm a patron,
you should, I'm going it is it

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honestly is hilarious, Like how ups
that Rob gets this? Yeah right,

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Yes, I'm deeply competitive, and
not only my deep I'm a competitive person

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like at most things, but like
history is like the it is the thing

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I'm not only very good at,
but better than pretty much literally everyone,

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and I actively sabotage you guys.
Yeah, there was one question I remember

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this notes like what US State doesn't
have football program? And we're like,

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well, there's a couple like are
we d one? You're like that's the

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question? Yeah, it wasn't that, but it was something like, um,

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I remember asking like specific World Cup
games and shit like what's the score

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final? And then I was like
Joel who h was the president of Jordan

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the Civil War? Like yeah,
it might not have gotten it, it's

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he he. Essentially, it doesn't
even take that much Like I was gonna

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make a Mario karts who had the
RBI record? You didn't know that,

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no one, because that's not a
normal thing people know. Nobody knows Hank.

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Yeah, but like you essentially,
as soon as Joel and Coop fall

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like two questions behind, you'll start
tossing them blue shells like it's fucking Mario

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kart, you know what I mean. It's NBA jam where the uh,

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the AI kind of picks up and
it's like the other team has to come

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back. Yeah, it's not fun
this way. It's yeah, if you

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blow them out of the water,
and it's not fun, it's fun for

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me. It's like it's like that. I know, it's I know it's

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more fun for the viewer, so
either our listener or whatever. So that

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makes sense to me because like,
but like, if you're a fan of

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the team, you want to see
them sweep the World Series, right,

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But if you're but if you're casual
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neither team, and if you have
money on the game, you Georgia fins

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probably loved the National Championship. I
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that is such a soft ass team, no pass. But I don't want

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Georgia winning anything. But that's fair, I know. Yeah, but still

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like fuck, you know you definitely
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It's so much fun. Oh yeah, But anyway, I decided to

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do a little bit of a game
here half acidly compared to pend to train

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the pass, which you do put
together. Well, so today you two

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are gonna play a little bit of
a guessing. What are you guessing?

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Is it the first question? Yeah? Uh, gotta start, shit,

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what are you guessing? Um?
Actually, now I do want you to

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guess what you're guessing? Okay,
Uh, this is fun. I like

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this. I have to think about
who you are and the kind of questions

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you would want me to answer.
Uh, they're all related. It's one

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category. It's one one thing that
you're guessing. Oh, we're and over

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again. Um, how big each
president's dick was? I mean that's a

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good guess. Yeah. Um,
I was gonna say something presidential. Yeah,

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I think it's gonna be president related. Um. How many Native Americans

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died in wars with the colonies?
Not even close on either one? On

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anither one. Now, since this
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this, this is an audio focusing. We're gonna listen to ancient languages and

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you're gonna guess which one it is. You're gonna make me do more work.

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I already cut it up for you. Yeah, but still so it's

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not gonna be that much work.
It's gonna be you hitting copy and paste

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and then having and also I do
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I no, no, no,
no, world us. You told us

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about it. That's your fault.
Yeah, you should really should gets it

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expose the secret. Yeah you're like, hey, guys, good news.

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I don't have to. I don't
do the work I did anymore. Yeah,

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isn't that great? Trust me.
I've been trying to get the fucking

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chat GPT to do the business Taxi'm
sure it only does the video. Yeah,

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but right off the bat, I
do have to say, like,

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you're not gonna get a lot of
these, So I'm not gonna make you

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guess which ancient civilization, every single
one of them, any ancients? These

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are these dead languages or mostly Yeah, okay, So what I'm gonna ask

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you is region or country like modern
country? All right? Uh? And

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obviously you can throw out any You're
gonna get some of them, right for

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sure. For sure you're gonna get
some of them, right one of you

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is uh, but you can give
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like, oh, I think that's
from fucking Mongolia or you know what I

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mean? Sure, whatever, And
also I want you to give me,

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uh, you know what kind of
vibe you're getting from these people. If

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you're gonna give give a why,
it's like, why'd you pick that?

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It's like always gonna be a racist
answer. Yeah, well yeah, that's

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on you. I suppose no.
But I mean like it's like, will

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they sound kind of yeah, well
A lot of them are from the Middle

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East, so you can't. All
right, well, let's let's get into

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it. I'm gonna just guess Middle
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all of them, not even close
to all of them. I mixed it

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up. We'll start with um,
that's what might be. All right,

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I want of you to guess.
Here's language number one l Teton hoopla,

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the Latin. You going Latin?
I'm gonna go with the Gungan race that

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charge our banks. First off,
that's not it at all, because they're

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like miss ra ra ra, So
that's I don't think it's Gungan. It's

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not even a good guess. That's
not even a good fake guess. Yeah,

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we all know what mind to cling
on? It's cling on. No,

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I think it's gonna be um Latin. But I'm probably gonna say more

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like closer to the step, not
like I feel like it's close to the

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step. But it's still European,
like maybe like in that like Turkish Greek

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kind of what kind of vibe?
Well, you just said three different things,

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step, Greek, and Latin.
I said closer to the step,

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but not at the step like,
so I'm thinking, like it's probably it's

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all the same shit. Man,
Misa wants to kill myself. You don't

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gotta guess, Missa, swim to
the bottom of the lake and breathe it.

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I'm going gungan we kind of vibe
where you getting from that lang?

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I was getting Latin. I was
getting a little spooky, like I was

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getting a curse put on me.
Okay, that was an ancient Greek.

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Oh so I was kind of close
in my you were a little close your

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piece of shit. That is what
ancient Greek sounded like. I don't that

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one in particular. I was like, what don't they still speak Greek?

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Yeah? What changed? But yeah, I don't like what I mean,

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I see you know, No,
I don't fucking know softcore history. Okay,

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that was I But like I read
I heard. I mean, I

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guess if I heard someone speak Greek, now I wouldn't really know what language

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they were speaking. I understand.
I would if I saw the Greek alphabet,

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I would be like, oh yeah, that's the Greek alphabet. So

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one of the few languages I know
how to read a different alphabet. And

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just because I'm loosely organ like in
a fucking system that chose letters right randomly,

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yeah, it's like cool. It's
like, but our crest is in

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Latin, what's up with that?
And it's like, don't shut the fun

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don't worry about it. And again, my crest has a sphinx on it

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for me, sores a pyramid.
Uh yeah, all of our houses is

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your house should just be like vulture, dog cat, it should be higher

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glyphs. Yeah, it really,
it really should be like I would like

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to say we were a Ptolemaic fraternity, but that was above everyone's head,

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believe it or not. That's above
my head. All right, next one,

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next up again, this one,
I'm gonna say, you probably should

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be able to get the civilization,
but if you want to give me a

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region, that's fine too, okay, And you know, give me a

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tell me what vibe you're getting from
these people names. It's Russian, it's

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old Russian, so it'd be like, like, I guess not crilic,

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but like, is it crilic like
Russian. I'm not gonna make you guess

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the actual language. So if you
want to say, like it's Russia Russian,

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yeah, yeah, it's an ancient
Russians some sort of. That's Guardian.

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It's Heartsier, it's what as Guardian. Okay, you're doing comic and

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you're you're having fun. A bit
continues weirdly, though, I'm gonna give

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it to you. What what's guard
is? Oh wait, that was Viking?

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Oh shit, that is closer than
what I said. What's up?

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Damn it? That's Viking. It's
like I knew, Yeah, point for

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Dan, that's bullshit. He's talking
about a fucking planet in another dimension.

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But it's a Viking planet. And
actually I think can canonically they taught the

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Vikings their language. That's fair.
I hate it. It sounds so Russian.

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It sounded a little Russian. But
there's parts to me that scream Nordic.

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I could know what parts screamed that
to you, there's I don't know.

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I have to re listen to it. You men, we go back

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through scrub scrub the sound and be
like, oh that one was that was

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yeah? I mean yeah, I
agree, and the Vikings did extend into

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Russia for a while. They rated
Russia a lot. It's interesting though,

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too that the like the northern that
part like that high up has similar sounds,

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like even though it's you know,
they're not the same country. And

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yeah, like similar sounding language,
Like how language. I wonder if there's

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like a tone that changes as you
go like up and down latitudinally. I

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assume you know, South America has
different accents and stuff, so probably yeah,

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yeah, but I mean like like
if you went like South America and

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like East Coast Africa like or West
Coast Africa, like, are there similar

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tonal patterns, yeah, based on
like environment and stuff. All right,

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so Dan, you've got one out
of two. Jake is oh for two

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so far if you win by one
point, can murder rob not Dan?

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That's fine. Next up? Now, these aren't all When I say any,

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I shouldn't have said ancient. These
are historic languages. So it's mostly

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ancient, but there's some Middle Ages
in there too, Okay, all right?

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Next up to ha to TV colupo
um coon comique ubok. I want

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to see Egyptian. I'm gonna go
with the fine people of Chad. Chad

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right next to Egypt. Yeah,
so you think it's just country over Yeah,

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what Egypt adjacent? It's Egypt adjacent, so north like North Africa basically

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is what we're getting out, I
guess. But I think the drums really

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hammered it home for Chad. Chad, Chad known for their drums and drum

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circles, the drumming country. Yeah, I did, Like that's the vibe

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you were getting a Chad drums.
I'm not just a vibe, I know.

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The vibe I was getting was someone
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exalted status and there was drums,
like it was a reception playing or something

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like that, like I am presenting
to you this Like that's kind of it

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felt. It had kind of like
a dignitary vibe to it almost all right,

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while these people, uh the Egyptians
were not even aware they existed,

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let alone the people of Chat.
That was a mind that was the Mayan

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language. Oh huh, I'm throwing
a challenge flag you mean, well,

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interestingly enough latitudinally pyramid people. I
think I should get it because they have

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pyramids. They do have pyramid Chad. I'm gonna go with Noah. Many

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people go to the Pyramids of Chad. I think they're probably are pyramids and

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Chad. It wouldn't surprise. I
don't even know if it's called Chad anymore.

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Yeah, I know. It changed
his names many times. Here's the

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thing about the continent we're talking about. Those countries change a lot. Yeah,

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I change a lot. Also a
lot more diverse than anyone gives him

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credit for her It's really funny when
people are just like Africa black, it's

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not even black. Like actually had
a lovely conversation with an uber driver estory.

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He's like, here's the thing,
like, this is a black guyed

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driving the car. He's like,
Kamala Harris isn't black. He explained it

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to me and he was like,
Kamala Harris can trace her fucking roots to

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uh India and Jamaica. I can't
do that. She's not black. She

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has no idea like, well,
her roots didn't start in Jamaica. No,

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so she can't trace them past Jamaica. Yeah, I trust me.

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I was letting the guy spit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was

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very fun. But if he if
he can trace his roots to Georgia,

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that's the same as her tracing her
roots to Jamaica. You understand, I'm

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not getting I'm not touching it.
So I just thought it was interesting.

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Yeah, that's fair. Yeah,
all right, So Dan, you're one

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for three. Jake over three so
far, dance Batton three thirty three.

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I cannot believe you gave him a
house guard. I mean, why wouldn't

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he It was pretty close because it's
not a real place. It's just funny

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that the troll was correct, because
he really it's not correct. It was

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It's funny that the troll was closer. Sue, it was the same thing.

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All right, we'll got with the
next one. Maria sham Sua.

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This is what Aladdin said. I
was gonna says Jafar. Yeah, it's

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just so far. It sounds like
Jafar. Bro. Guys are in the

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ballpark. I mean yeah, it's
uh. Is it Arabian? You're the

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ball is? Yeah? Arabic is
airb Yeah, but um, you're in

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the ballpark. I'm gonna go with
uh. Let's go Mesopotamian like Sumerian.

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Okay, pass, it's pass.
It's from the country of past. I

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got to say, Dan, the
people have past wrote that is their language.

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Dan is correct again, Yes,
that was Egyptian. That was ancient

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Egyptian. Damn, I was close
last time you got it. I mean

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you were gonna just start throw boy, I can't throw Egypt out now,

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I mean you can't. Yeah,
yeah, you still got Latin in the

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hole. That one hasn't been done
yet. Okay, neither has Samarian,

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which is on the list. Oh, I have no idea what Sumerian would

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fucking sound like. Honestly, I
would have if someone told me that was

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Samarian, it would have been like, yeah, sure, why not.

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Yeah. I just by the way, I found this very fascinating, found

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this YouTube video and was listening to
all these ancient languages, and I think

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it's fascinating to actually hear these people
or hear what them speaking sounds like,

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Yeah, how do they they just
get like a scholar that knows how to

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speak it? Yeah? Actually they
got an ai bought like David from Prometheus.

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Really they used to I'm about to
no, no, no, no,

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no. I just do just think
that's funny that David just went back

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to like Indo European languages until he
got like to the root like twenty thousand

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years. I was like, yeah, I could talk to advanced aliens now

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because they just did this one language. It's like super basic language that they

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taught humans. Uh okay, okay, that's I need to rewatch Prometheus.

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Actually, like it's a good movie. People like shot on it way too

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much. I like it standalone,
yeah, like like I don't really try

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to like play into the whole,
like, oh, it's part of the

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alien thing. I mean obviously it
is, but it's kind of fine on

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its own. Uh. It's yeah, it's completely like I enjoy, Like,

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I think it's just fucking good.
But a lot of people, for

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whatever reason, don't like it.
Just fucking shoot on it. Why.

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I don't know for what reason?
Uh? Next up, we have get

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hold on Sorry I should pin it
in the fucking playback ap bitch yep,

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here we go. This is the
next one. This is a medieval language,

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Okay, so don't think ancient.
I'm just gonna help you out there.

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March huf parison to the Rota under
bothered every vine in switch liquor,

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of which virtue and gender is the
floor one Zephyro's sake with his sweet breath

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in spirit, huff in every holt
and half the tender Coropus I would guess

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Old English Elvish. Is this from
the people of Elvia Dan right again,

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I would say Old English, possibly
Flemish. You're very close, but I

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can't give it to you. Dude, hold on, let me get there.

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Uh get through. You're even closer
than you think you are. Old

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English Flemish. You're even closer than
close. God's say another UK. I

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know that's what well, I'm just
trying to think of. Like, all

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right, I'll just say I can't
give it to you because the one you

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just said is also on the list. Okay, but it's Middle English Middle

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English. Okay, so well,
yeah, it wouldn't be old because it's

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medieval. It's Middle English. Fuck
sure, as guardians still stands at the

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one point, but Old English and
Middle somebody a point. I mean fine,

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yeah, but yeah, that is
you didn't hear like that. I

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like you see you here, like
every floor with gendered It's just like you

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could almost understand it if you know
what it is. I don't think you're

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right. It's the language they speak
in the SIMS. Yeah, it's just

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the language you speaking SIMS. Can
I get the point? No, No,

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you don't get the SIMS point.
Sims is on here later. Don't

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worry about it'd be great, all
right, next step one of you should

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probably get this. I doubt it
to you, but talking to Dan for

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the audio listening, fucking bet dude. Actually that one's really hard for me

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for some reason. Really. Yeah, it's like it sounds so familiar that

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I'm like, why Jewish, that's
not a language. Hebrew? There you

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go. I guess it's Portugese.
Seat it's actually I got a recording through

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a wormhole of Dan's relative. Yeah. Uh, they're by a hill.

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What vibe are you getting from this
this guy? That guy's mad, he's

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very mad. Yeah, Um,
tango, first Hebrew? You're going with

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Hebrew? So obviously wasn't Hebrew?
It's not Hebrew? Um? How is

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that obvious? Kind of almost want
to hear Can I hear it again?

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I'll pay back again, Okay,
I don't take backs. You don't need

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another ab Actually, Latin boom,
you got it, fucking Latin, suck

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it. Hebrew is the same,
Doug. No, it's not still get

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a point half point least you get
zero points. You have a point.

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You have a point for asgard to
take yours. I know half point to

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be above you. No, just
get another one, rightly. Not Yeah,

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you can actually only get troll.
You can only give troll answers now,

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but your troll answer has to be
roughly of the culture that we're talking

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about. Yeah, right, So
if there's like a Middle Eastern wane,

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I need you to be like,
yeah, those people that are on the

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other side of stargate, just like
whatever the mummy speaks for Egyptian. Yeah,

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all right, Emo, chep fucking
said that Olmec from Legends of the

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Hidden Temple's language, he was he
would have been the South American oneer the

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Mayans. Well, no, there
is an OLMC culture as well. Oh

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that's true. You're right, so
maybe he's just he's o the Olemac.

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That's weird. What's that bad?
Hey, my name is American. You

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have America, the American, Yes, America forever. I mean, there's

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so many women that are named after
cities. There's so many men that are

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named after cities. Yeah, Dallas, Austin, Well, Austin was a

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name first Waterloo. Yeah, so
was Houston. Every everything in Texas is

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named after somebody. Yeah, it's
the other way around. Travis County,

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Philadelphia, phil Yeah, it's Phil's
city. It's Phil's Phil's del there is

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isn't like Delphi? Doesn't that of
something? Youna do who knows Philadelphia?

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Who want? Who cares? You
don't want to? You want to break

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it down? No new language?
Have you guys? Come on hit us?

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All right, all right, it's
fun. Next up hill tom zum

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illatim bill it ishiktimist. This one, when I listened to it writing this

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episode threw me the fuck off.
I was like, what how so I'll

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just say you right now? Not
from where? Not? It did not

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sound how I thought these people would
sound at fucking all. Okay it that

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almost sounded slightly Hebrew, which was
crazy. Um, well you're in the

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right region, yeah, I was, um massad so Hebrew. That's that's

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it's their code, it's their coded
Hebrew that they're speaking. Um uh final

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answer, yeah, um, right
regions. So that means they're on the

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Mediterranean. Oh no, right,
they're not on the Mediterranean. I'm gonna

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just poke at that until you tell
me where they are, right yeah.

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Um, there is one in here
that I'm not gonna do. Like I

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kept a clip just in case we
needed it for time. But the Hittites

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is in here, and I was
just like, that's people don't even know

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what that fucking civilization is alone.
Yeah, but the Hittites were on the

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Metterrand. They were like up in
Turkey and ship. But yeah, I'm

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probably just gonna go like, uh, Lebanese, Okay. It was the

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Sumerians. Ah, sumer Again,
I didn't think it would sound like that.

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It actually makes a lot of sense
that it would sound like that though,

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because kind of simple. Yeah,
well it's simple, but like sound

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wise, it sounds kind of Hebrew
And I mean like we all trace our

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roots back there anyway, so technically
literally because Abraham was Sumerian from Er or

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something Sumerian. Yeah, so it
makes sense. Yeah, Mesopotamia kind of

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the cradle there. People forget Abraham
lived in Sumer he did. Or is

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such a funny name for an ancient
city. I know, er Her,

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Like that's this one called Smeer.
It's like a caveman city. They're like,

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what do you call your city?
Er? There's a couple like that

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though, aren't there. There's like
a couple two letter old cities out there.

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Uh yeah, And I wonder if
that's what the other that's what like

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the Hub of Information called those cities
versus like they had actually better names,

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but they're like, oh yeah,
we're we're sumer that's Er, Yeah,

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that's Er, that's dah, Yeah, that's Ak, that's no. Yeah,

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probably, But yeah, I kin't
want to do an episode on like

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historic Abraham be interesting. How much
like how much do we really have on

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him? Well he probably didn't exist, yeah, like as like it's all

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Bible but it comes from a real
place. Yeah, like they know that,

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they know that, they know that, they know the Sumerian city that

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didn't exist anymore by the time they
were writing it. That's crazy that they

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knew that, right, Yeah,
that's fucking wild. How much like holdover

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shit do you think we lost just
from like people not writing stuff down?

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It's probably so much shit? Uh
most No, it's all written down is

404
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:45,119
in the supercomputer. Well actually it
is all written down right now. Currently,

405
00:30:45,599 --> 00:30:49,000
it's just mixed up with a million
other combinations of things. But yeah,

406
00:30:49,039 --> 00:30:52,640
like every I think I told you
about this the AI project that they

407
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:59,440
put like every conceivable combination of written
language into it, so like you can

408
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:00,519
go in there and it's like what
I'm saying to you right now. It's

409
00:31:00,519 --> 00:31:06,039
written in it already in like Samarian
or no, no, it's written in

410
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,480
English. Jake's already said this.
Yeah, it's it's what I am saying.

411
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,680
The cadence you cutting in and all
that it is written in there.

412
00:31:11,799 --> 00:31:15,759
Okay, it's pretty nuts. Actually, we should be able to use AI

413
00:31:15,839 --> 00:31:18,359
one day because it can just run, especially the faster the computing power.

414
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:23,720
Guess, it can run every possible
um, it's like the multiverse, right,

415
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:27,119
like every thing, every possible thing
can happen, right, so essentially

416
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:33,039
it could get every single possible thing
right in history, but then get everything

417
00:31:33,119 --> 00:31:34,880
wrong right right, it's sifting out
the wrong. But like, yeah,

418
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:40,160
they can essentially figure out every single
little detail that happened in history by just

419
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:44,119
running it again and again and again
and again and again, so we know

420
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:48,680
exactly what happened in like seventeen thousand. What do you think? Alright,

421
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:52,759
hit us with another language, damn
it. That's kind of what they're doing

422
00:31:52,799 --> 00:31:55,119
with this thing, this project.
They're like, oh, well, we

423
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,079
can search like the cure for cancer
is blank, and then like find every

424
00:31:57,079 --> 00:32:01,720
result that starts with that and then
work through it like with super computing.

425
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:06,759
What if they were just like,
I hope chat chyp just like the cure.

426
00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:07,880
Like you're like, hey, chat
chypt, what's the cure for cancer?

427
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:12,319
And like the hold on and then
it's like compute for a second,

428
00:32:12,359 --> 00:32:16,279
Like the cure for cancer is honey, Jesus Christ, the prayer, the

429
00:32:16,279 --> 00:32:20,440
power of belief in the power of
prayer, and the power of faith in

430
00:32:20,519 --> 00:32:27,079
Jesus Christ. It's just like something
very widely available, pepto bismo, eat

431
00:32:27,119 --> 00:32:31,240
more granola. Kale, It's kale. So I've been kale this whole time.

432
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:36,400
Damn it all right, hit us
with the language computer, man,

433
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:43,559
let's see pick another one. I'm
just kind of jumping around. Oh I

434
00:32:43,599 --> 00:32:45,960
did that one already. I don't
know why two of them. You probably

435
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:50,119
could throw the same one at us
again, and I probably I easily could.

436
00:32:50,279 --> 00:32:53,160
Yeah, and I will every time. He's just lying about the answers.

437
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:58,000
Old on, let me find the
one I was on. Oh,

438
00:32:58,039 --> 00:33:00,480
here we go. It is nuts
that you organize us all in premiere.

439
00:33:01,359 --> 00:33:04,640
Yeah, just so I could export
clips quickly to give them to you.

440
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:22,039
Fat ansros ceo nmac is tatio san
mantoos indra kenny st na um. That

441
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:28,240
sounded Latin based. Um, you
will be wrong. Wow really yeah,

442
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,400
get off of that train immediately.
Okay, Um it is however post Rome

443
00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:45,200
post robe oh well during end post
but it survived. H it's Goth the

444
00:33:45,319 --> 00:33:53,920
goths going all right, I'm gonna
go with the mental language and connection that

445
00:33:54,119 --> 00:34:00,400
Pie from a Life of Pie had
the tiger on the boat. That is

446
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:08,920
correct, unbelie does it a gas? It's human tiger parcel tug? How

447
00:34:09,039 --> 00:34:15,519
does he do it? The man's
incredible? Really, but like Indian?

448
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:22,000
Like what kind? Yeah? I
don't think the language is Indian if I

449
00:34:22,039 --> 00:34:25,840
had to guess India the same way, like people call it Chinese, but

450
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:29,280
it's really like Mandarin or something like. I don't know what they speak in

451
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,400
Indian? What do they speak in
India? I have no fun I'll look,

452
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:37,800
I have English. I think it's
Hindi. Oh it is Hindia.

453
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:43,480
Come on? Which is even which
which sounds even more reductive than Indian kind

454
00:34:43,519 --> 00:34:45,519
of yeah, that's what, damn
Hindi. It's like you speak Mexican,

455
00:34:46,559 --> 00:34:51,400
Mexican, I speak Mexi or it's
like actually it's actually what it's really like

456
00:34:51,559 --> 00:34:55,159
is you Israeli? You speak jew
It's kind of that. Yeah, it's

457
00:34:55,280 --> 00:35:01,360
kind of that. Hey, I'll
speak that jew, don't you. Sounds

458
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:10,199
like change rattling in a pocket.
Um. Yeah, they speak ching chong

459
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:14,360
over there, and they speak chuching
over here. You know what I'm saying.

460
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,039
God, I could do this all
day. Guys. It's really easy

461
00:35:16,079 --> 00:35:21,119
to be a bigot. It's it's
it is crazy. It's super easy.

462
00:35:21,159 --> 00:35:23,119
It's the easiest thing you can do. Like, all right, what do

463
00:35:23,199 --> 00:35:29,440
you say? I disagree because I
hear a lot of fucking like low hanging

464
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,719
fruit jokes on a daily basis online
and stuff like that, and that's much

465
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:37,079
better than all of them. Yeah. Yeah, uh Dan, you should

466
00:35:37,079 --> 00:35:44,280
feel great shame for getting this wrong. That sporschius the Celtic language. I

467
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:47,920
did not expect that you have a
Celtic tattoo. I'm not married to it.

468
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,199
You kind of are. If it's
on your body up for the I

469
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:55,719
might you know, get covered up. Oh really, you're gonna your heritage

470
00:35:55,760 --> 00:36:00,440
I don't know, but not the
the Fiji one. Huh. I'll get

471
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:07,960
that covered up too. Don't get
your frat tat covered uh boo. They

472
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:13,400
have like three year temporary tattoos.
Now, have you seen these things ephemeral,

473
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:16,000
like it seems like a waste.
I don't know, it seems like

474
00:36:16,039 --> 00:36:20,360
a huge waste of time for three
years. You see. If you like

475
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:23,199
it and what, it just goes
away or you can get it perma if

476
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:27,400
fades. Basically, Actually, that's
a genius thing, doesn't at all.

477
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,679
It's very symbolic of life. Yeah, well it's literally called aphemeral, So

478
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:34,480
yeah, I think it's a pretty
good name for the company. Actually that

479
00:36:34,519 --> 00:36:37,239
is genius though, because idiots,
what what is someone like Pete Davidson?

480
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:42,360
W Yeah, twos of the people
you date and well just more and more

481
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,760
tattoos. But you only have so
much real estate unless you just get obees.

482
00:36:45,079 --> 00:36:49,360
Yeah, that's actually a brilliant idea. Yeah right, I just gotta

483
00:36:49,559 --> 00:36:53,519
make some more masks that stretches.
Yeah, uh no, I mean it's

484
00:36:54,199 --> 00:36:55,760
in theory. It's like, oh, you know, I want to give

485
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:59,599
SoundCloud wrapping a try. Let me. Uh, I'll give it a good

486
00:36:59,639 --> 00:37:02,719
three year with all these faced stats
and stuff and work out it's fine,

487
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:07,000
goes away. I get I thought
about literally in my body with every girl

488
00:37:07,039 --> 00:37:12,639
a date, just symbolic tattoo of
them. That's giving a lot of ownership

489
00:37:12,679 --> 00:37:16,400
to someone that's not yourself, of
your body be a lot of people with

490
00:37:16,599 --> 00:37:21,639
a himp, yeah, or so
you just let's just get a tear drop.

491
00:37:22,039 --> 00:37:22,840
No, it's like an NFL quarterback. So you know, if you

492
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:27,559
have if everyone owns your body,
nobody owns your body. Hmmm. That

493
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:31,400
sounds like it doesn't work that way
for that thing. You're just like the

494
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:35,880
town's slave and they're like, nah, if you all own me, none

495
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:37,880
of you own me. They're like, no, we'll figure out a schedule,

496
00:37:38,519 --> 00:37:42,480
get back to work. It's called
management. Yeah, all right,

497
00:37:42,679 --> 00:37:45,400
let's put the language. I don't
even know what I picked here, Okay,

498
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:55,159
here we go, meaning the steward
eat bunk, snucks don't then snuck,

499
00:37:57,199 --> 00:38:02,239
don't, the star don't. Those
are some hard consonants to hit.

500
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:08,639
And it's throwing me because it sounds
of the Asian continent. Okay, but

501
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:16,480
it could be like further north than
I'm thinking. It's funny how because I

502
00:38:16,559 --> 00:38:21,519
knew what these are in terms of
like I was watching the video and it

503
00:38:21,559 --> 00:38:23,440
was saying it, so I was
like, oh m, that sounds like

504
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:28,199
that. Yeah totally, but like
you guys not Yeah, no, I

505
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,159
have no anchor in this so like
like honestly, like, there was a

506
00:38:31,199 --> 00:38:36,079
couple like Sumerian where I was like, what the fuck that sound like that?

507
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,079
That can't be Sumerian. Yeah,
you're like, that's not what I

508
00:38:38,079 --> 00:38:42,000
imagined at all. But there's other
ones where yeah, I just sat there

509
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,920
and nodded. I was like,
mm yep, yeah, my this tracks

510
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:49,159
for me because I'm such a fucking
expert on link with me. Yeah right,

511
00:38:49,519 --> 00:38:52,639
No, I have no idea.
Uh, that was Mulan. It

512
00:38:52,760 --> 00:39:01,400
was just from Mulan, the Asian
Chinese language release one. Yeah, I'll

513
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:08,599
go with Mongolian point Dan. It
is ancient Chinese. Suck it, Okay,

514
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:14,960
Dan's got two points from only troll
answers. Oh my god, I

515
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:19,119
guess I would have. I mean
I was. I was definitely in the

516
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:22,199
right direction you were, Yeah,
I mean I nailed it. I'm letting

517
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:31,360
dango first from now on. That's
fine. Next up, make a man

518
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:40,119
of you, Jake. That was
godkning fam Avros after kennedyng God send a

519
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:49,239
fold, cut off fear and thought, here Lung, I got this.

520
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:55,920
You want to go first. It's
Gaelic, Okay, William Walker, It's

521
00:39:55,920 --> 00:40:01,400
just William Walker's book. Oh not
William Walker. Fuck Brave Heart, William

522
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:06,679
Wallace. William Wallace Scottish. You're
saying it's old scott No, it's just

523
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:09,159
William Wallas. It's just literally a
recording. So for the sake of the

524
00:40:09,199 --> 00:40:15,519
troll, answer it's scott I'm going
Gaelic. Okay, it is not Gaelic?

525
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:19,599
Is it like old Irish? Though
it is. I just need to

526
00:40:19,679 --> 00:40:22,679
check something to see if Dan's answers. Right? Oh god, where what

527
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:34,639
is it? Is that one Flemish? No? Give it to come on

528
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:39,519
seeing. Okay, I can't give
this to Dan because William Wallace died one

529
00:40:39,599 --> 00:40:45,079
hundred ish years after this language stop
being spoken. But you were so close.

530
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:50,760
No was it old Scottish? Probably
spoils that's old English, damn it.

531
00:40:51,599 --> 00:40:57,079
Fuck? He probably in different spots. Twice Yeah, no, three

532
00:40:57,119 --> 00:40:59,960
times, he said Samarian as well. Oh yeah, no, I mean

533
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,480
it doesn't matter. I'm still winning, right, Yeah, you're up to

534
00:41:01,679 --> 00:41:06,679
one h yes, you know it's
two two? No, it's not,

535
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:08,119
it's two one. I only can't
go. Yeah, I'm sorry, it's

536
00:41:08,119 --> 00:41:12,199
two one Dan, Yeah, it
should be three one. It's not.

537
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,760
It's two one. Now, I
was you were come on, come on,

538
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:19,679
and I mean you can make an
argument that Scotland was a little backwards

539
00:41:19,679 --> 00:41:23,480
and they were speaking Old English longer
than and I will. Well, you

540
00:41:23,519 --> 00:41:30,000
can put an asterisk wherever you want, but we really also need to subject

541
00:41:30,079 --> 00:41:35,280
Dan to a penetrating the past at
some point. Yeah, he can't only

542
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:40,000
be the host. No, yeah, I want you on the fucking stage.

543
00:41:40,519 --> 00:41:45,440
It's my show. You go with
you go with Joel. Yeah,

544
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:50,079
who's gonna host Jesse? Someone else? Yeah, we'll get Jesse does all

545
00:41:50,159 --> 00:41:53,000
right? You could still write it
fine, didn't know what the answers.

546
00:41:53,679 --> 00:41:58,480
No, No, he won't.
He'll forget. I'll forget most of them.

547
00:42:00,039 --> 00:42:01,599
Yeah, but the end studies harder
than for the for that than anything

548
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:07,079
he's got like flash cards for all
the questions probably to be honest. All

549
00:42:07,159 --> 00:42:14,159
right, let me find the next
language here at Middle and Old English?

550
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:22,719
Oh man, oh that one is
definitely not it. Um all right,

551
00:42:22,079 --> 00:42:29,320
this one. I will accept the
region as well, Like you can't say

552
00:42:29,559 --> 00:42:35,320
Earth, Yeah, go on Earth. It's I'm not gonna take Asia.

553
00:42:35,599 --> 00:42:40,119
But if you give me a relative
radius type of situation game, like seven

554
00:42:40,159 --> 00:42:43,800
countries you think it could be from, and if you get one of those

555
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,440
in there, go give it to
you. Okay, don't need it,

556
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:59,079
I know you don't. Of Womb, I don't know why there's music to

557
00:43:00,039 --> 00:43:07,239
nasill beon, but use it to
guide you as hal Lahman, Sunkan and

558
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:17,800
Yumana join cobein What movie is this
from that is gonna be? I think

559
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:22,719
it's what the rock speaks in Scorpion
King. Okay, well, we've already

560
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:30,480
done Ancient Egyptian. It's not that
he doesn't speak Ancient Egyptian in the Scorpion

561
00:43:30,519 --> 00:43:32,199
King. I don't think he does. Okay, well, I can tell

562
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:37,079
you this language if we want to
guess again he King because this language didn't

563
00:43:37,119 --> 00:43:43,440
exist until I would guess, like
fifteen hundred years after Scorpion King took place.

564
00:43:44,159 --> 00:43:51,000
M hm. There is another movie
that this language would have been spoken

565
00:43:51,079 --> 00:43:58,280
in. There's and it does star
someone who was um playing a different race

566
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:02,480
than they were, just like the
rack can the Scorpion King. But again,

567
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:21,599
yeah, one more time. It
don't help of wombs name Hal Lahmanskan

568
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:30,119
and yo MANABEI going like count your
fortune you get a definition? Um?

569
00:44:30,159 --> 00:44:35,000
What did you say though? Was
the priamble before all that? The movie?

570
00:44:35,119 --> 00:44:38,199
Shit he's asking about he's asking what
you just said. Movie wise,

571
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:45,360
he played someone different its language features
in a movie, or like it would

572
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:50,480
they speak English in the movie,
but like the place where the movie takes

573
00:44:50,519 --> 00:44:55,400
place, they would be speaking this
language. And it's stars someone playing at

574
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:59,239
different race than their own, much
like The Rock and the Scorpion King.

575
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:04,880
Oh, Valerius, because in House
of Dragon the Valarians are black. Yeah,

576
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:08,199
so he says it's Old Valerian or
High Valerian maybe, which, by

577
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:14,679
the way, that's not a The
Valerians are the Romans of Game of Thrones.

578
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:20,119
Essentially, we already did Latin,
so I can't even give you that

579
00:45:20,159 --> 00:45:30,760
as a troll answer. Yeah,
I'm gonna go like Turkey, Ottoman.

580
00:45:31,679 --> 00:45:37,599
What I'm gonna say, Ottoman Empire, some Ottoman Empire country. You're going

581
00:45:37,639 --> 00:45:50,119
Turkey, go like uh like yeah, Turkish crete crete Okay, I don't

582
00:45:50,119 --> 00:45:55,239
know what movie you think crete involved, uh, and or Turkey for that

583
00:45:55,280 --> 00:46:00,559
matter. Really they end up in
Turkey sometimes Midnight express Its fair enough.

584
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:05,760
I am, of course referring to
Jake Jillenhall's Prince of Persia, a Persian.

585
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:09,960
So this is Acham and I said
Automan, that's not, a commented

586
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:14,679
persian. I didn't hear any nightclub
music. You kind of did. Let

587
00:46:14,679 --> 00:46:22,639
me play it again. Now,
just imagine once put put that behind it,

588
00:46:22,199 --> 00:46:30,639
and maybe I cannot hear you and
there and that's your club music.

589
00:46:30,159 --> 00:46:35,800
But there was no gold changed clanking
making this. I mean, you can't

590
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:37,360
put it all in there, you
know what I mean? Like it's I

591
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:45,599
don't hear the hookahs bubbling. Wow, that's the talk about. That's the

592
00:46:45,639 --> 00:46:50,519
one. Huh? All right,
next step, we got two more,

593
00:46:50,599 --> 00:46:52,480
two more. I'm still winning,
right, you are up two to one.

594
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:58,639
How embarrassed are you right now?
So embarrassed he's hurting the guitar.

595
00:46:59,199 --> 00:47:01,199
I'm gonna take that. See.
The problem with it, The only problem

596
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:07,039
is with me doing this is that, Um, if it was one of

597
00:47:07,079 --> 00:47:12,280
you doing it, I'd be pissed
off and competing to win. Where is

598
00:47:13,519 --> 00:47:15,719
I don't have that, It's not
any anymore. I'm like, I'm guessing

599
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:37,000
this. I can't jar h this
is this empire existed in the Middle Ages.

600
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:45,159
Uh. I think it's South American
or maybe Central American. UM,

601
00:47:45,199 --> 00:47:58,920
probably Aztec. I'm gonna go seminal
specifically Seminal Seminal. Yeah, this is

602
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,159
the trailer tears like not then,
oh, yeah, that's true. The

603
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:08,960
Cherokee get Jake has tied it up
with the asstecs um Go San Diego State.

604
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:14,480
Can we uh let me look closer
into that. We mean, I

605
00:48:14,519 --> 00:48:19,599
think I think someone was close enough
too. No, it's not, let

606
00:48:19,639 --> 00:48:31,599
me have mine too. I'm you
deserve the mulan one. Oh that's braves

607
00:48:31,639 --> 00:48:36,159
first off. But yeah, you
have tied. I was a good guest

608
00:48:36,199 --> 00:48:40,000
on the ASTEC. Yeah, it
sounded like apocalypto. Sounded like a jaguar.

609
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:44,079
That should have been my answer to
goddamn it, jaguar. That's just

610
00:48:44,079 --> 00:48:47,000
what jaguars say, like you're do
not not even Indians or humans, like

611
00:48:47,039 --> 00:48:51,960
this is the language of the jaguar. Now, if you had said that

612
00:48:52,039 --> 00:48:54,000
was the language that a man was
speaking to a jungle cat, but it

613
00:48:54,079 --> 00:48:58,039
was a western hemisphere of jungle cat, I might have might have burned life

614
00:48:58,039 --> 00:49:00,159
apart too early. Yeah, I
might have been glad to give it here,

615
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:02,880
like Life of Pie. But there's
a jaguar and he's he's Indian with

616
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:07,599
a feather, not a dot.
I remember that being visually great. It

617
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:10,840
probably was for the time. I
mean definitely had to make up for what

618
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:15,480
I imagined the story lacked. What
a guy on the boat with the tiger.

619
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:20,159
Yeah, I read the other day
like Paul Rudd or somebody was in

620
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:23,480
that and then they got cut because
they're too famous. Probably you're just taking

621
00:49:23,559 --> 00:49:28,119
us out, Paul, You're taking
us out of this amazing movie, fucking

622
00:49:28,159 --> 00:49:30,880
taking white men out of Hollywood.
Yeah, it was some like weird situation.

623
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:36,159
All right, this last one,
done that, done that in that.

624
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:46,639
Yeah, this last one for all
the marbles or a tie. But

625
00:49:47,199 --> 00:49:52,280
I think one of you should get
it. Okay, personally, I think

626
00:49:52,280 --> 00:50:00,559
give should get it. Stop it, let's play. I'm not spec kadish

627
00:50:00,119 --> 00:50:15,039
what you mean and who I'm a. I'm a yeah, who means some

628
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:32,639
far Let it play. I know
what it is. I know what it

629
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:40,199
is too. I know I know
what you're playing right now. This is,

630
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:45,920
of course mel Gibson's classic, The
Crash. It's a remic. I

631
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:50,360
said it first. I said,
bitch, he did say, I said

632
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:54,800
mel Gibson's classic, Like you both
got it right. That was the part

633
00:50:54,920 --> 00:51:00,280
I knew. It was a fucking
passing walks up to Jesus and the Austin

634
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:02,480
is like get yourself down from the
cross if you're such a big man,

635
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:06,480
and then Jesus is like Father,
forgive them. They know not what they

636
00:51:06,519 --> 00:51:07,679
do. Yeah. As soon as
I heard the shouting, it's like,

637
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:13,119
oh, it's it's the creuse of
fiction, like yeah, it's a good

638
00:51:13,119 --> 00:51:15,719
one. That ended on Yeah.
Yeah, so we tied, tied at

639
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:21,920
three three h Yeah, good job
guys. That bad. That's not bad.

640
00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:29,000
Yeah, well fought Dan as guardian. To be fair, Milan was

641
00:51:29,039 --> 00:51:35,400
a real fair nailed it. Yeah, yeah, you got it. He

642
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:38,039
said. I could only give troll
answers at that point. Yeah, that's

643
00:51:38,079 --> 00:51:42,599
true, that's fair. Uh the
best. You wouldn't pat myself in the

644
00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:45,760
back for getting seeing Old English when
it was Middle English. Yeah, I

645
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:50,760
felt bad not being able to give
it. You got a great tie here.

646
00:51:51,599 --> 00:51:53,920
Um, I don't know. I
was pretty close with William Wallace.

647
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:59,360
I thought get actually were really close. Yeah, you were close on that.

648
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:04,199
I thought Gungan probably deserves a second
look as well. Gungan for sure

649
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:08,599
from the tape back might be Gungan
just uh, I mean, I could

650
00:52:08,599 --> 00:52:13,679
play some Gungan language real quick if
we need no, No, it's okay,

651
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:15,239
I'd rather not. Oh wait,
hold on, someone just said,

652
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:21,119
what is their Google showed up what
is Gungan language based on? Oh no,

653
00:52:22,199 --> 00:52:24,400
let's go. I don't have to
look at that real quick. We

654
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:30,239
need to review it. Uh man, come on, mom, I'm not

655
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:34,239
gonna see it. Go mom.
They don't want to. George Georgie boy

656
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:38,599
never reveals the creole. It's based
on creole. It's based on Louisiana people,

657
00:52:40,079 --> 00:52:44,679
which is pretty fucked up because they're
like, they're swamp people. These

658
00:52:44,679 --> 00:52:47,280
are swamp frogs, and so it's
like, you know what we speaks swamp

659
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:52,840
frog. You know you should like
at war racist as ever seen like the

660
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:59,039
Asian guys. Oh yeah, well
they're like, oh like like those it

661
00:52:59,159 --> 00:53:05,599
was just a trade federal ration for
child give all these bug aliens Asian accents

662
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:13,960
are coming. Oh it's pretty wild, to be honest. I mean,

663
00:53:14,079 --> 00:53:19,199
Jaba was dude, sad people.
Who's the fucking dude that owns anakin?

664
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:27,599
Oh? The Turkish guy? Yeah, Persian dude auto or what? Yeah,

665
00:53:28,199 --> 00:53:39,000
he's in a taktop you jedi on
me. He's just like he's just

666
00:53:39,039 --> 00:53:44,960
like an old Persian who like lives
in New York and runs like owns a

667
00:53:45,119 --> 00:53:50,199
child. I guess on tattooing.
They have wife beaters, like where the

668
00:53:50,199 --> 00:53:57,079
fuck Jedi bounced checks all the time. No, I don't take your credits

669
00:53:57,159 --> 00:54:02,119
here, fucking landlord. Yeah yeah, George Lucas really wrote what he knew

670
00:54:02,159 --> 00:54:13,559
in the worst way possible. Yeah
yeah, what is that? Guess dude,

671
00:54:13,679 --> 00:54:22,159
this fucker te Ubi Beard. Okay, he's just like a gross Middle

672
00:54:22,159 --> 00:54:28,079
Easterner. That is the sand planet, you see. That is the propaganda

673
00:54:28,119 --> 00:54:30,119
we put out after nine eleven.
Yeah, that's before nine eleven. Bro,

674
00:54:30,159 --> 00:54:34,000
that movie came out ninety nine.
Oh, that's why nine to eleven

675
00:54:34,039 --> 00:54:36,599
happened. Well, that's why we
were so down with it. Yea.

676
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:40,159
The CIA knew nine eleven was gonna
happen. The programming had Lucas put out.

677
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:45,440
Yeah, oh man oh man.
Well, and then to get us

678
00:54:45,519 --> 00:54:49,960
down with bombing the shit out of
Iraqi children, he had anna can kill

679
00:54:51,079 --> 00:54:52,960
the younglings. No, no,
no, no, no, hold on

680
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:57,760
that snacks. He had Annakin kill
the sand people children, and then Annakin

681
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:00,800
killed so many kids. Uh only
killed kid. And then the third one

682
00:55:01,559 --> 00:55:07,079
take us uh desensitized to school shootings. He had Anna can kill the youngling.

683
00:55:07,199 --> 00:55:10,639
But then everything's cool because he killed
Palpatine. Yeah, so he just

684
00:55:10,639 --> 00:55:14,039
gets to go to Jedi Heaven,
yes, to be a ghost. Yeah.

685
00:55:14,079 --> 00:55:17,880
He killed jozens of children. He
killed all the children, jozens and

686
00:55:19,079 --> 00:55:22,239
dozens pretty much, there's no Jedi
where. It's just like, yeah and

687
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:25,920
the kids. Oh no, I
want to get out of here and play

688
00:55:27,039 --> 00:55:30,960
Last Republic Dog, Let's go Star
Wars toy. I think my kid Knights

689
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,639
of the Old Republic, the original
one. It's like nine bucks right now.

690
00:55:32,639 --> 00:55:36,679
I'm the Nintendo's story. Um,
the game I'm playing is cheaper.

691
00:55:36,679 --> 00:55:38,039
It was like thirty bucks because the
new one came out. But it's not

692
00:55:38,079 --> 00:55:42,880
for the old systems. M I
know. But who the fuck has a

693
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:45,440
PS five or Xbox whatever. I
know a lot of people that do.

694
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:47,760
Really, I know, easier to
get now. It's way easier to get

695
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:52,320
now, and I'm by I'm holding
off until like later. They're real cheap.

696
00:55:52,559 --> 00:55:57,199
Yeah. Well that and also like
I'm gonna not stop playing it if

697
00:55:57,199 --> 00:55:58,639
that, well, I just want
to get out of here and play.

698
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:02,119
Well, that's it. Obviously you
were both in the game today because that

699
00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:07,000
was the whole point. But what'd
you learn? I don't know old languages.

700
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:13,119
I learned that I held my own
and the believe in myself. I

701
00:56:13,159 --> 00:56:16,199
think what we really learned is that
you control your way through life and end

702
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:19,559
up pretty good. That's a good
lesson to learn. Yeah, it's a

703
00:56:19,559 --> 00:56:22,360
great life lesson and all right for
Dannage Ester and Jake Goldman, I'm Robb

704
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:23,559
Fox. You got sauce served
