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Made a decision a pace Sonny sun
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up everybody? Hey, Hey,
Hey, how's it going? And a

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big hello to Alicia Escalante and Kelly
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about going to open too? Cute? That? Uh? Missy and Gabby.

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You know they're out. They're out
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trying to peek in the window.
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here. Scat eat it, Valerie, Bubby Senwick. Probably, we love

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your pancakes, Athena, we love
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red lipstick. Elizabeth Williamson, all
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with the Bassett Hound, cute eyes
by a long face, Jacob so Growley.

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Leslie's outside accosting us, cost coughing
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Nikki, call you a girl?
Aaron? Who is? Katie's rolling

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on the e? Lauren as good
as Goldberg, Amy, Kelly, Lady

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Ashley, you're so chic, Rachel, she's still a newcomer. Meg A

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Hoy malloy. Oh yeah, Christy
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being green, Jennifer, get up. Aaron is a dirty Sanchez, Sarah,

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Stefano. Stephanie is a sinker wrinker. Woo. Yeah. Well,

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I feel like I'm just gonna say
something. I missed my Phil. He's

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still gone. He's still with that
with the at the camp camp Camp Phil.

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Yeah, he's at summer camp.
That's how I got to look at

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it. It's like one more week, right, and then you can have

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him back. Yeah, I think
this weekend. Yeah, But you know,

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he's a pain in the ass though, because like if I'm I I

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was picturing like when I'm unpacking the
kitchen and everything, We're gonna have like

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food all over the place. That's
no bueno with Phil around. Maybe keep

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him there one more day. Yeah, but he's gonna come soon. It's

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gonna come like this weekend. Yeah. Yeah, we miss him. And

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it's great because in the new house, my bedroom has a sliding glass door

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to the to the backyard. So
in the old house I would have to

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go down when because Phil a lot
will tell me in the middle of the

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night. He makes no bones about
it. If he has to go to

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the bathroom, he comes over and
he punches the side of my desk,

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my end table. I mean he
just literally just kicks it and kicks it.

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So now I can see, like
when he's got to go to the

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bathroom, I'm right there. All
I gotta do is just slide the door

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open and out he goes. Oh
perfect. Yeah, no pool though,

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No pool for Phil. Yea.
So I found on somebody sent me something

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on Instagram, like these saucers.
You connect it to the and it like

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shoots water up and dogs like love
it, like this German shepherd in the

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videos like playing with the water,
trying to bite the water. I could

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see Phil doing that. So I
bought two of them. Oh good,

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Yeah, think of all the Instagram
content you could make too. It's right

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like Phil frolicking in his little kiddie
pool. Yeah, yeah, he's gonna

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like it. Channel Phil. The
only thing, too, I'm worried about

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is there's a lot of like bushes
and trees in the backyard up like it

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kind of goes far, like there's
grass and then there's a whole like just

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kind of wilderness kind of thing,
you know. And I could see Phil

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like bringing me back a dead bird
or a squirrel or something, because he

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loves to chase, and not a
lot of that action going on at the

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old house. Is the yard very
secure. Yes, that's good. Yeah,

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hm, nothing, he could like
burrow under to get out. God,

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I hope not. I don't know. I mean I've asked them.

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They said, yeah, it's all
secured. Okay, do a good check

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because he's going to be in a
different neighborhood I know. And he's no,

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it's your same neighborhood. It's the
same neighborhood, but a little different.

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Yeah, but he does dig.
He will go bury his toys and

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then go find them and get them
later. Like I'd given him a popsicle

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and he went and buried it.
Oh dumb ass. He loves to bury

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shit and then he'll go find it
and bring it to me. And he's

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got like, you know, dirt
all over his snout. I miss him.

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Makes Philly boy. How's people?
People's getting old? She's thirteen,

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she is. Yeah, she's starting
to seem old. She doesn't like her

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you know earlier in this show old. Yeah. Well, because when we

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got her, I thought she was
one, and I was worried about her

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being too young. I was like, that's kind of a puppy. Yeah.

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Then when I check with the woman
who's rescue it is, she said,

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uh no, she's pretty mellow,
so I was like, okay.

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So then when we had her for
like only a few months, I forgot

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what was wrong. But we they
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no, she's probably between one and
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we'd had her one year, they
did an X ray on her because she

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was having trouble standing and they said
she has arthritis, and they said,

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no, she's more like between three
and five. So if we assumed she

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was five back then and we've had
her eight years, then that would make

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she's thirteen at the oldest, right, But which means she's no younger than

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twelve, right right, I know, Yeah, she seems she's you know,

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she's just slowing down. She just
mostly likes to sleep and on her

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walks. She does not like to
take long walks anymore. Yeah, she

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takes short walk shorter and and then
her nighttime walk. And she's gotten so

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stubborn, like she wants to do
only the walk that she wants to do.

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Hell yeah, Yeah. My neighbor
Mitch, who loves our show and

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loves me, and I take walks
with him. Yeah, he just laughs

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because we're it's Pepo's world. We're
just walking in it. His dog will

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go wherever whenever. He has a
little dog, a little little toy like

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a pincher. Yeah yeah, like
a chihuahua. What do they call him?

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A cheat? You know, it's
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anyway, yeah, okay, forgot
what they call him. Anyway, that

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dog is always happy to see Pepo. People could not give a fuck about

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his dog, like, and his
dog is always like trying to jump on

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Pepo and saying hi, and people
is just like whatever, But Pepo is

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in love. There's two dogs in
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Mm hmm. I think Pepo's racist. I mean, that's just my

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It feels like that because he is
not it because Mitch's dog is a little

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black dog and he just wants to
know. It's really not that he only

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wants these two dogs and if he
sees them, he just goes nuts,

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right, and you know, or
Mitch is like, how did my dog

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get hurt? Yeah? Yeah,
Montana that's his dog's name. But anyway,

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we will walk and she will go
if she's feeling extra tired. She

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knows exactly she wants to go.
One time around our block. If she's

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got a little extra energy, she'll
walk a little further up a block,

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but then turn around and come back. Yeah, that's what Phil does.

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Phil will well. Phil is one
hundred pounds, so he will pull your

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ass to wherever the hell he wants
to go and anything he's smelling. But

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his move is he gets tired pretty
quick, so he finds a patch along

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and he just stretches out and just
lays on the lawn like he rubs his

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belly, and then he'll go onto
his back and he'll just lay like on

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his back. Phil always like he's
capsized. Yes, Like he just lays

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his flips over and lays on his
back. And it's like people come out

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and they're like, ah, you're
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I'm like, I'm just waiting for
him to get his done getting stretched out

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and do it his yoga poses anyway, and then can you get him?

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Like if you're like no, we
gotta go, Yes, I've tried.

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You know what I do when I'm
desperate, I'll drop the leash and I'll

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start running. And then at first
he always stare for at first, he's

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like he's like a dial up computer, because he just sits there and stares

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at you, like, what the
hell is this bitch do? Well?

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Yes, he always has to process
something. He doesn't react right away,

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so he'll sit there and go like, where's this bitch going? And then

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I'll be like, come on,
cut, and then he'll get up and

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he'll start chasing me right right yeah, and you know what else he does,

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and then we'll move on. But
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and I got him on the leash, and I'll start running, come on,

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Phil, let's go for a job. Go for a job, go

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for jock. And he starts running. He doesn't like that I have control

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of him, so he grabs the
leash with his mouth and wants to think

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like he's in controls. He does
that. He pushes me around in that

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house. He knows who he's got, Like he listens to Natalia. He

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stays away from you know, Olga. He does whatever she says. When

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it comes to me, he just
kicks me around like I'm his bitch literally,

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And it's like it's so much work
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I remember when Pepo, there was
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Remember that time, and I said
that people kind of lunged at the guy

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and I was like, oh,
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just I don't know if he was
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something went by and people just went
like trying to get him. And then

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the woman I Annie, who I
got the dog from, was like,

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oh, yeah, that's not good. That means that your dog thinks that

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they're the alpha and they have to
protect you. Oh. I was like,

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all right, but I guess that
that's how it is. Then I

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guess my dog is the alpha,
because what am I gonna do go through

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a whole training program at this age? Like people was already older. It's

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like that ship has sailed. Yes, Like I guess people's in charge of

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anteach old dogs new tricks. I
guess no. I mean that's the saying

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for a reason, right. I
don't think somebody just made it up.

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Yeah, it doesn't. I mean
maybe they don't know a ton about dogs,

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but I think they did, right. I mean, I'm just sorry,

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but we're not going to reorient Like
listen, I know I rescued people.

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Like that's enough. Yes, I
would love to train Phil like,

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don't like anytime anywhere I sit he
jumps up on. If I sit on

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the couch, he'll jump up.
Remember I brought him in here, I

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was on the couch. He gets
up on the couch, he thinks he

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can sit. But Natalia, she'll
be like, get off him, get

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him off the couch. I don't
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you know, he's like, I'll
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But it would be nice if we
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couch and he could just you know, and also not eat things off the

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counter. Right, good luck,
good luck with that, Good luck with

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that. Yeah, I remember when
the trainer said that Pepo that Okay,

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first of all, there's a couple
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with dogs. And I know that
there's people in our audience that are gonna

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go nuts about this, but one
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your dog get in the bed,
then that's it. Like they're not going

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to not have them on the bed
after that, because they already established that

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that's part of their territory. So
they you know, I remember when I

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had my dog ringo and I was
like, I need to get him trained,

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and I brought a trainer over and
she was teaching me all the things.

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And then she goes and he absolutely
cannot ever get in the bed.

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And I was like, well,
I guess that's the last appointment we're having

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grand opening glows. That's the exactly
well. I mean, well, we

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try to lay for like the first
six months we had her, and I

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think that was me. I was
like first of all at the time too,

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we just had the queen size bed, and I was like, I

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think we need to keep her.
I don't think she needs to know we

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we bought like a big cozy dog
bed for her. It was right at

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the foot of our bed. It's
not like she couldn't come in our room,

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right, you know. But I
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this is like our bed. And
I remember John being like you sure,

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and I was like yes. When
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that was traumatic. For the years
that Elbe used to climb. She used

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to come from her bed in the
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up in our bed and then be
sleeping between us. Before you know it,

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you think you're going to keep the
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a little bit older and the twins

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came along. LB got a little
insecure and would come climb in our bed

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in the middle of the night.
You wake up and you're like, oh

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my god, I have no room, you know. And I remember when

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we finally had to tell her,
I'm so sorry, honey, you can't

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come in our bed anymore, and
she gave us the big tears and then

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was like okay, and then never
did again. And I was like,

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oh, sweet freedom, like the
Michael McDonald's song Sweet Freedom. And that

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was a great few years. Right
then when people came along, I was

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like, no way, I am
not giving up this. This is real

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prime real estate. This is our
bed. And John was like, I

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know, but she really wants to
come up on the bed, like remember

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she hasn't even been indoors before.
And I was like, nope, no,

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day, I was like she just

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kept looking at us so forlornly,
and I was like, I want to

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come up on the bed, and
she jumped on the bed and that was

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it. And then I was like, yeah, so the trainers they like

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you to keep your dog off the
bed and off the couch. But I

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was like, well, that ship
sailed a long time ago to the couch,

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like that was day one that we
had. Or she was like made

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herself at home on the couch.
And then there's another one that they like

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to say, which is don't let
them free feed. Uh huh, Well,

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I mean Penelope does what she wants. Like you can put food in

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her bowl and she will leave it
there. It's like a battle of wills.

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She'll have it there for till like
three o'clock in the afternoon. Then

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you'll be like, oh, you're
not gonna eat. And then she'll walk

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by it and take a sniff and
go all right, I'll have a few

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bites. Oh my god. Phil
will be like, what the hell's wrong

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with you, bitch? Are you
not gonna eat that? I will like,

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wow, you cannot keep any food. I mean, he is just

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a monster. Even his own food. Oh my god, he is immediately

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well, first of all, he
will come and tell me it's time to

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eat, like it's time for his
dindin. So it'll come to me and

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go like it's seven o'clock. Like
he starts kicking at me and he starts

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looking at me, and I'm like, okay, let's go. Let's get

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your dindin. As soon as I
put it in the bowl, so he

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devours it and I have to put
water in it because it's like dry kibble

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that's good for him because of I
don't know the vet told us to do

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it. So it's dry kibble,
but you're supposed to mix it with water.

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So I have a picture of water
next to his food. But he

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starts to devour it, and I
guess I could equate it to like eating

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peanut butter, because if you don't
put water in it and he eats it

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too fast, he starts to gag
and like like you know, he's like

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choking on it. So I have
to like go hold on, hold on,

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oh wait, wait wait, and
he does sometimes and then I pour

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the water and then he devours it
and it's gone in two seconds. Yeah.

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I give him a bully stick.
He swallows it. See Pepo is

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like, oh, you want to
give me a treat, Let me think

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about let me smell that like that. No thanks, you can take that

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treat and take it somewhere else.
I don't, uh, no, thank

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you. Any kind of people food, though, Oh you will get the

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looks of like that people hasn't eaten
in ten years. Like people will stay,

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oh, please give me a bite
of that. We try not to,

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but sometimes we're like, well,
the dog's got to eat. It's

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like a baby. It's like try
to feed Sadie. You know. It's

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like Sadie going like I'll have one
bite of your full fat Greek yogurt and

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then I'll think I'll rather starve,
and you're like, what do I have

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to do to get this kid to
eat? Well, people's the same way,

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but with food, We've tried everything, we've tried. We used to

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do that. I think we did
ads for them. Farmer's dog, Oh

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remember that. It's like people food, but for dogs it's you know,

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bespoke food. It have their name
on it. You know, takes up

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all the room in your freezer.
Then you got to think it takes so

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much planning. No shade on Farmer's
dog. By the way, if people

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would have eaten it, I would
have absolutely kept doing it. But she

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just it's like she always likes something
at first and then she's like, oh

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this again too. Yeah. It's
like when you go to Costco and buy

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a whole thing of Kraft mac and
cheese because that's all they'll eat. And

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then you you have like forty nine
boxes left, like, oh no,

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I'm done. No, my god. That's how Pipo is. But we

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get the whole order of Farmer's Dog. You have to take it. You

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have to do it from refrigerated,
right, So you have to take you

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keep it in the freezer. But
then you're like, oh, I have

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to put a week's worth. Every
day you're putting a new one. Oh,

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it's hard. And then it's like
certain ones she liked because they come

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in different flavors, like there's turkey. And by the way, this is

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no shade on Farmer's Dog. When
she was liking it, she was really

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liking it. And there's a lot
of companies that do this, just food

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for dogs. There's different brands anyway. Now it doesn't matter how much money

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I spend on her food when she's
when she's not into it, she's not

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into it. And so then I
was taking beef and I would I would

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brown beef in beef broth to make
it more flavorful. Then I keep that

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in refrigerator and I sprinkle some on
her food and she'll love that for a

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little while and then she's done with
that, So then I'll move to turkey.

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Oh, she's impossible. Phil eats
the same scoop of kibble every twice

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a day, every day. That's
it. But that's not it. He

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gets a lot of treats, he
gets a lot of I give him a

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lot of bully sticks because you know, I think he wants to be kept

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busy till I can take him for
a walk and he'll start to chew on

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it and then the next thing,
you know, he swallows it. He's

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just swallowed the whole thing, whole, and then he'll start to you know,

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gag and stuff, and you know, I don't know. He's a

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beast, but he's your beast,
he's my beast. Yeah, yeah,

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here's a little thing that happened.
And what happened? So our dishwasher broke.

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Do you remember this from a long
time ago? Because this story dates

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back to last December. I want
to say, our dishwasher broke. Okay,

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it wasn't uh sending any water into
it, which you kind of need

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I kind of remember. Yeah,
So we called our guy Mora Ad,

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who I think I've told you about. Anybody needs, Anybody lives in around

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me that needs somebody who fixes appliances. I love this guy. Okay,

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his name is Moraad mri D but
i'd have to give you his number.

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But anyway, any who's he's really
great, call mora Ad because he's fixed

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different things. He's fixed our refrigerator
a couple times. That's great. Dishwasher

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I think once washing machine or dry
it whatever, like, hey, dishwashers,

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not washing dishes. I don't know
what the thing is. So he

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comes over and he's like, yeah, oh, remember I told you that

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John was looking up YouTube videos and
he's like, I think I know what

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it is, trying to fix it. But then Morid came over and he's

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like, that's not it. He's
like, that'd be nice if that was

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it, but that's not it.
And then he kind of showed us why.

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He's very honest, but he's like, no, it's your whole water

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pump or whatever. It's like a
big part. So of course he's like,

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this part is going to be like
three hundred and something. That three

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hundred and fifty dollars, so you
want you ask yourself is it worth it

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or do we just buy a new
dishwasher? Right, we start pricing out

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dishwashers. Our dishwasher is not that
old, it's not that young. Yeah,

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you know, it's not senior,
but it's it's middle aged, you

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know. Okay, So we start
pricing out dishwashers and to get a decent

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dishwasher, they're pretty expensive. Here's
the problem. I just bought one.

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Here's the problem. No, not
a dishwasher, washing machine, but yeah,

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go ahead. Here's the problem.
The way our dishwasher was installed,

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somebody fucked up and either they did
new flooring new to us. We've been

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there twenty years. The floor has
been the same. We really need to

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redo our kitchen. The problem is
that the flooring is too high to get

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the dishwasher out. Okay, so
you have to take out a couple of

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tiles in front of the dishwasher.
So the first time this happened, I

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think we did. Oh, this
happened when we first moved in. We

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had to get a dishwasher, and
I think we got a dishwasher one other

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time, but it was your it
was like six years ago. You have

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to take out the tile. Now, when we moved into the house.

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You know how when people install flooring, they usually save some tiles in case

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shit goes sideways. Yeah, paid
your tile. So while shit's gone sideways

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enough times that were we've run through
the tile. Oh no, So we

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had one spare tile left and that's
it. And they do not make this

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tile anymore. This is like an
old it's like a Spanish tile and it's

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a certain size. They don't make
it anymore. Can't just go on tiles

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dot com and get a new tile. So we're like, listen, we're

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in a bad precarious situation. We
have to get a handyman to take the

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tile out, but he can only
break one. It is very difficult to

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get tile out of your floor and
not break it, right, Okay,

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it's not a thing. So we
called a bunch of different handymen and they

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were like, no, that's not
a thing. You can't. You got

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to break them to get them out. We're like, well you can't.

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You can break one, right,
So meanwhile we keep trying different like handyman

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and floor and also we can't get
a floor specialist in because the job is

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too small. A whole floor company
is not going to come in to take

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out two tiles out of your floor. You know whose tile guys? Ray?

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Oh real tile, Yeah, that's
his thing. Oh, well,

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should have called should have called Ray? Yeah, you know, better call

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Saul, better call Ray. Well
I didn't know that at the time.

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And so meanwhile, our dishwasher guys
like, I got the part, I'm

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ready to come do it, and
we're like, okay, just one more

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minute. We're just we're just finding
a tile guy. Well, while we're

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doing that, he's like, listen, I gotta tell you I'm going out

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of town like end of January.
Now it's like the end of January.

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It's been like a month, and
he goes, I've got to go out

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of town on the thirty first.
We're like, all right, well,

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I don't know, we can't.
We're still trying to get the title guys.

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So I'm like, how long are
you going to be out of town?

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He's like a month. Oh,
guy's going to Egypt. I'm like,

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this is bad timing for us,
but he's like, well, by

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the way, you've known about this
for like you've had a month to get

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the tile out anyway. So finally
I keep going back on next door and

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I'm looking at the different handyman and
I try a few of them. Some

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of these guys are like, all
right, that's going to be like one

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thousand dollars. I'm like, go
fuck yoursel thousand dollars. You're not even

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LICENLG. Yeah exactly. So I
get this one guy, people swear by

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him. I send him a text. He's like, uh, all right,

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you found him on next door.
Found him on nextdoor dot com,

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found his information. I'm like,
hey, can you this is the situation?

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Got these tiles can only break one? He goes, yeah, no

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problem. I'm like, well that's
too easy. So then I was like,

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okay, great, so when can
you come? So anyway, we

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booked the guy and then he cancels
on us three times. So I'm like,

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but now, beggars can't be choosers, right, I'm like, okay,

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but like, for sure you can
get the tile out without breaking it.

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He goes, oh yeah, one
hundred percent. He keeps going like

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I'm gonna come this day for sure. Then that day the first day,

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he's like, oh, there's really
bad traffic. I'm not gonna be able

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to come today traffic. I have
to the Hollywood Bowl yeah. Yeah,

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this guy's very sought after because he's
the I don't break ale. Yeah,

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he seems very busy. So long
story short, he did end up coming.

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We kept letting him boss us around, like Phil like you know,

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yeah, We're like all right,
you're like, I'm in charge here.

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Yeah. So he did finally come, sure enough he did. He cracked

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the corner of one of the tiles, but just in one piece, and

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he was able to glue it back
together and he can't tell so the tiles

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out, get more out on the
phone. More at is like, yeah,

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I'm on my way. Morod comes
over fix the dishwasher. The dishwashers

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fixed. Now I can't get this
handyman to come back and put the re

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put the tile back in because he's
like, all right, as soon as

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I can come as Thursday. So
that's this Thursday. So by the time

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you're listening to this, I probably
still don't have the tile in. But

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wow, he's supposed to come yesterday
when you're listening to this. But we

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shall see, you family shall see. But I didn't pay him the whole

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amount. I still owe him like
one hundred and something dollars. So if

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if he doesn't show up, then
we'll just either do it ourself or get

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someone else to come over. You
think you can do it yourself, maybe

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you could probably do just putting two
tiles back in. Yeah, just go

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to home depot, bring the tile
with you. Yeah, ask the guy

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what you know, what what whatever
it is? What do you need to

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put this back in on your floor? Maybe take a picture to show them

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what kind of floor it's going down. It just seems like a big cashaw

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I know, I hate I'd rather
just this guy comes back and back in.

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Yeah, yeah, I agree,
and I pay him the rest of

406
00:27:37,039 --> 00:27:41,440
the money, right. Yeah.
Anyway, Kaylin, Yes you had some

407
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:48,319
drama your children. Yeah, not
huge drama, but it's just yea drama

408
00:27:48,319 --> 00:27:52,000
does it's going it's going to be
I'm going to be hearing about it for

409
00:27:52,039 --> 00:27:57,960
the next two weeks. What happened? So Ilo went over to like her

410
00:27:59,559 --> 00:28:03,680
great house like they were separated,
which doesn't happen too often. So I

411
00:28:03,759 --> 00:28:04,759
was there with Blakie and we were
like, hey, you know, what

412
00:28:04,799 --> 00:28:07,720
do you want to do? And
she goes, I want to go on

413
00:28:07,759 --> 00:28:08,839
the Merry go Round. There's a
merry go Round at the mall nearby.

414
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,400
Like all right, So I take
her to the mall, take her on

415
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:17,160
the Merry Go Round some other little
cheap ride toy things whatever, and I'm

416
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,119
like, let's walk around the mall. We walk around the mall and she

417
00:28:18,319 --> 00:28:26,200
sees a Princess Peach doll from Super
Mario Brothers. Yeah's Peach. She had

418
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,279
seen a little girl with it like
a few days ago, and so she's

419
00:28:27,279 --> 00:28:30,440
like, oh, Princess Peach,
I'm going to get you the Princess Peach

420
00:28:30,519 --> 00:28:33,200
doll and that I just got at
a kiosk at the mall for like twenty

421
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:37,920
dollars. It was ridiculous. Uh
huh. And then she loves a Princess

422
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,319
Peach doll, and I'm like,
Kaylen's a dad. By the way,

423
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,759
everybody just close your eyes and picture
Kaylen at the mall with this little girl

424
00:28:42,799 --> 00:28:47,160
buying the Princess Peach doll. I
love it. It's so cute. Yeah,

425
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,039
it's o cute, darling. Okay, go ahead. So I'm like

426
00:28:49,119 --> 00:28:52,559
riding on the way home and I'm
thinking like, ah, man, I

427
00:28:52,599 --> 00:28:55,279
was not going to let this one
go, Like I got something for Blake.

428
00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:57,640
I was this isn't going to end
well. So we get home,

429
00:28:59,039 --> 00:29:00,880
and I was already in a bad
mood when she walks in the door and

430
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:06,759
she sees Blake as the Princess Peach. And anyway, now Ila wants a

431
00:29:06,799 --> 00:29:07,599
toy too, And I was hoping
to be like, no, that's all

432
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:11,039
right, you got your No,
she wouldn't. She wouldn't let up.

433
00:29:11,359 --> 00:29:15,640
I was four, She's gonna be
five soon, she's almost five. But

434
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:19,400
remember, fucking four's the four They
say terrible threes, but remember I listed

435
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:26,920
you is the fucking fours. Yes, and also it's it's Princess Peach today,

436
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:30,440
but it's who gets the bigger room
tomorrow, so it never ends.

437
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,400
Yeah, but go ahead. Yeah. The problem is there's, like in

438
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:37,960
terms of like the kind of main
characters in Mario, like the kind of

439
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:41,160
dolls that they would just have at
like a toy store or whatever, there's

440
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:45,319
not a lot of girl characters.
There's Princess Peach, but everyone else is

441
00:29:45,319 --> 00:29:48,720
like Bowser or Mario Luigi, like
all boys. Right, So I go,

442
00:29:48,759 --> 00:29:51,079
all right, I'll take you to
the you know what do you want?

443
00:29:51,119 --> 00:29:55,079
You want like Mario or Bowser.
She doesn't want another Princess Peach.

444
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,480
That's Blake, God forbid. She
has the same thing that Blake already has,

445
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:02,920
so she doesn't want any of the
boy characters. So like, I

446
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,839
go online and I find some Oh
there's a character named Rosalina. I've played

447
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:10,039
Mario my whole life. I have
no idea who is. But she likes

448
00:30:10,119 --> 00:30:12,759
Rosalina and so she's like, I
want that one. I go, oh

449
00:30:12,799 --> 00:30:15,759
great, Like, no, Mall
is going to have this Zac Boy.

450
00:30:15,839 --> 00:30:19,440
No, Walmart, this is not
going to be available. So I'm like,

451
00:30:19,519 --> 00:30:22,480
all right, I kind of like
put it off for a day,

452
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,200
like a day I went to go
do my pond work and I get a

453
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,279
call from like, did you tell
Eilish she was getting a doll because she's

454
00:30:27,319 --> 00:30:33,839
waiting at the window for the dolls. H I haven't even ordered it yet.

455
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:37,480
So I get back yesterday and I
pull up the doll and I go

456
00:30:37,599 --> 00:30:42,319
to order it, and it's like, even with like paying for the shipping,

457
00:30:42,359 --> 00:30:45,720
I'm not getting this doll for like
two weeks. My dad is not

458
00:30:45,759 --> 00:30:49,119
going to be here for a long
time. No, that's that's that's forever.

459
00:30:49,359 --> 00:30:52,359
And I'm trying like, Okay,
let's try this doll. Let's try

460
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:56,000
this one. And they're all saying
like, no, as soon as you're

461
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,759
going to get it is like pretty
much a week and a half from today,

462
00:31:00,519 --> 00:31:03,839
and so like I have, So
I ordered her the doll and for

463
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:07,480
the next I know, for the
next week and a half, all I'm

464
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:10,160
going to hear every single days,
where's where's the where's the toy? Where's

465
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:14,279
the toy? Where was the toy? God did I get like that Princess

466
00:31:14,319 --> 00:31:18,839
Peach doll just at the beginning a
long time that by the time she gets

467
00:31:18,839 --> 00:31:22,359
it, she's going to be to
who you know, well, you know

468
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:26,599
what you could have done? Does
she You could have gotten her at any

469
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:30,839
doll and just say it's in the
Mario universe. No, I guess I

470
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,160
could have. But I was like
when I was looking at the other characters

471
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:37,720
in Maria with her, initially thinking
like, you know, I can just

472
00:31:37,799 --> 00:31:41,759
overnight something like looking and she picked
that one. I want that one,

473
00:31:41,839 --> 00:31:45,119
right, So once she saw that
one, there was no yeah, yeah,

474
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:49,000
she's gonna be asking for it every
day. I remember that age.

475
00:31:49,279 --> 00:31:52,599
I know they are like accountants.
I know their brain. They know you

476
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:56,200
don't the other one got you could
get them. I remember my kids were

477
00:31:56,240 --> 00:32:00,960
young at the time of fidget spinners, oh, the fidgets. And it

478
00:32:00,079 --> 00:32:05,480
was like, even if it's just
another kid at school that has something that

479
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,839
they're like, but I want that
thing that they have, But then the

480
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:13,799
other one has to have it too, right. You know they're with twins,

481
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,640
yes, and your kids are like
Irish twins basically. Yeah, yeah,

482
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:22,279
yeah, they still they sty'll still
fight over shit. They're you know,

483
00:32:22,359 --> 00:32:25,279
going on eighteen. Oh my god, I can't believe, like they're

484
00:32:25,319 --> 00:32:30,559
going to be eighteen. And I'm
cleaning out like closets and just trying to

485
00:32:30,559 --> 00:32:32,759
get rid of so much stuff before
it gets moved. You know, I

486
00:32:32,799 --> 00:32:37,160
don't want all that crap. And
I'm finding like baby teeth in my drawer

487
00:32:37,359 --> 00:32:42,359
that it's saved, and like notes
that they wrote to the tooth Fairy that

488
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:45,319
I saved, and just like little
things that from when they were young,

489
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:49,680
you know, because they've been in
that house since they were in second grade.

490
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,599
They kind of basically grew up in
that house. Yeah, and they

491
00:32:52,599 --> 00:32:59,680
have prom coming up on the thirt
now, the eighteenth, I think,

492
00:32:59,759 --> 00:33:05,400
so, which I'm going to Pearl
Jam because my friend's got tickets. You

493
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:09,400
know, my girlfriend Dawn, she's
with in Vegas and she you know,

494
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:15,000
has the hook up at Caesar's Palace. Then they got her tickets for tickets

495
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,559
to go to Pearl Jam. So
I'm flying out on like Thursday, after

496
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:21,799
like the first week. We're staying
at the house, going to see Pearl

497
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:25,680
Jam on a Thursday night, and
then coming back on Saturday, and then

498
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:31,279
I'm going to see them again because
I got invited with Melissa and Carrie Simmons,

499
00:33:31,279 --> 00:33:37,119
Bill Simmons's wife. She got them
because Bill's a big wig and I

500
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:40,480
think interviewed like Eddie Vedder or something, and she got us tickets. She

501
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:45,279
invited you, yeah, me and
her because that was our thing. We

502
00:33:45,359 --> 00:33:47,480
used to see Pearl Jam and the
Beastie Boys a lot. Oh and so

503
00:33:49,039 --> 00:33:51,279
you know, have you talked to
her in like yours? We keep in

504
00:33:51,359 --> 00:33:54,039
touch like here and there, but
mostly like with Melissa, you know,

505
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:58,880
like I'd see her at Melissa's parties
and stuff like that. But no,

506
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:02,200
I mean she was just like her
and another girlfriend of hers and me and

507
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:05,759
Melissa. She's like, you guys
want to go see Pearl Jams, Like

508
00:34:06,519 --> 00:34:09,719
okay, Like I can't believe I
get invited twice, so out here out

509
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:15,480
here and then in Vegas. Yeah, Wow. Yeah, that's super fun.

510
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:20,760
Yeah, it'll be fun. It's
just in the wrong. You're going

511
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,239
to see Pearl Jam. We're like
close in age, you and I am

512
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:27,519
a little bit older. And my
big thing is like, I'm like,

513
00:34:27,559 --> 00:34:32,239
maybe I'll go see Begie's Gold again
in September. Our lives are different.

514
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:38,159
I gotta get some hookups. Yeah, somebody's got to get a Christopher Cross

515
00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:43,679
hook up. I know again.
Yeah, I would like to see him.

516
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,440
Kenny Loggin's finished tour. I mean
that was his final tour. Really,

517
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:50,840
he's not gonna tour anymore, he
says he's not. Hopefully he'll say

518
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,960
that. Yeah, he'll be bullshittingeh, and he'll have to come out of

519
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:58,920
retirement. Yeah. Are you watching
the Bond Jovi doc on Hulu? It's

520
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:02,159
pretty good. It's actually no,
I'm not. Did I bring it up

521
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:05,639
last week? You did? You
talked about it. It's really good.

522
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:09,119
Oh, and then you know what
I went through this weekend. I went

523
00:35:09,159 --> 00:35:15,000
through on my breaks. I watched
Deal or No Deal Island. I think

524
00:35:15,119 --> 00:35:21,719
it's unpeaking about it or you somebody
somebody posted it on our Facebook and said

525
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,199
it was good, and I didn't
realize Boston. Rob's in it, and

526
00:35:24,199 --> 00:35:27,920
I was like, oh, hell
yeah. So I started watching it because

527
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,440
I kind of liked those game shows
and it's on an island, so it's

528
00:35:30,519 --> 00:35:36,679
kind of like Survivor meets Dealer,
no Deal. And they hadn't really understand

529
00:35:36,679 --> 00:35:38,440
it though. Can you explain the
rules to me the dealer, No,

530
00:35:38,679 --> 00:35:43,480
because I'm a little confused to do
something with the banker, but you have

531
00:35:43,559 --> 00:35:45,719
to. You have to. I
get the gist of it. Yeah,

532
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:49,679
like they you open the suitcase.
Well, the banker, I can't explain

533
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:54,280
it. There's like two ledgers and
there's you know, different amounts of money,

534
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:59,119
like starting at one cent, you
know, to like five hundred,

535
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:02,679
and then the big the big numbers
on the other side likes, you know,

536
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:06,400
all the way up to like two
million dollars, okay, one hundred,

537
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,559
and you know, it goes it's
all At this point in the game,

538
00:36:08,599 --> 00:36:13,599
it's up to like almost ten million
dollars the cash prize for these people

539
00:36:13,639 --> 00:36:15,719
to win. So is it like
progressive, Yes, it gets building the

540
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:20,199
pot as they win, you build, you build money as a group,

541
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:23,719
you build money for the pot,
and then you also somebody has to face

542
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:30,400
the banker at the end of the
episode and if they if they fuck up

543
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:34,159
and make a bad deal, then
they're out. If they make a good

544
00:36:34,199 --> 00:36:37,639
deal, then they vote somebody out
just like that. Oh but then during

545
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:42,719
the day they're doing challenges to see
who's going to face the banker who's and

546
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,280
a lot of people want to face
the banker because they don't want to be

547
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,840
They don't want to be a sitting
dog. Yes, yea, they want

548
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:51,880
to be in charge, yes,
they want to be a film yes yes.

549
00:36:52,159 --> 00:36:58,559
And Boston Rob fucking kicks ass at
all these challenges, and he's got

550
00:36:58,559 --> 00:37:00,679
a big target from the beginning on
his back because he's kind of like the

551
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:05,440
only celebrity everybody else is, you
know, nobody's that have been on a

552
00:37:05,519 --> 00:37:08,199
reality show. He's been on Survivor
six times, so he's got a huge

553
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:13,559
target. They immediately go for Boston
Rob. I can't spoiler alert, but

554
00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:16,199
he's made it really far and I
and it's still going. It's not over

555
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:21,199
yet, but it's it's really good. Should I watch it from the beginning

556
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,199
of the season, Yeah, it's
only right now, it's only ten episodes

557
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:27,320
that have been out. Okay,
I think it's it's almost to the finale,

558
00:37:27,639 --> 00:37:30,679
so by the time you start watching
it, you'll be able to watch

559
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:34,000
the whole thing. Should we take
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560
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caln you watch something too right?
Oh yeah, I got super into this

580
00:39:07,559 --> 00:39:12,119
Apple TV show called Slow Horses.
Oh my god, you're the second person

581
00:39:12,159 --> 00:39:16,119
to tell me that. So if
you are a Gary Oldman fan, which

582
00:39:16,119 --> 00:39:21,239
I mean, who isn't I mean? He is so good in this show.

583
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:24,360
He plays like a So it's about
like m I five. It takes

584
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:27,599
place in England, so m I
five, which is like you know,

585
00:39:27,679 --> 00:39:32,119
their CIA, their intelleg Agency,
except the slow Horses are like not the

586
00:39:32,159 --> 00:39:36,760
rejects but the fuck ups of how
So if you fuck up in like the

587
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,360
main they send you down to be
like a slow horse and they all you

588
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,719
know, it's where you don't want
to end up and everyone makes fun of

589
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,320
them. So they're the fuck ups
And Gary Oldman is like the boss of

590
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:52,320
them, and he's like a super
good spy master, but he's just like

591
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:57,199
the most disgusting person. Like he
drinks and he smokes, and he doesn't

592
00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:00,800
wash his clothes or cut his hair. He's just like super raggedy and gross.

593
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:05,320
And it's like, and he's such
a dick. He's such a dick

594
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,679
to every one of his underlings.
It's like every single one of his lines

595
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:12,159
has me cracking up laughing. Oh, the first season is like it's a

596
00:40:12,199 --> 00:40:15,480
little slow, Like it was pretty
slow getting into it, but once the

597
00:40:15,519 --> 00:40:17,079
second season hit, like I couldn't
stop. I ran through season two and

598
00:40:17,119 --> 00:40:21,400
three in like a couple of days. I've just I have a friend that

599
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,119
just told me the same thing,
like the same thing you just said everything.

600
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:28,440
Yeah, but why does season one
have to be slow? I know,

601
00:40:28,639 --> 00:40:32,280
cross ADHD people like you got to
catch me from episode one. Yeah,

602
00:40:32,519 --> 00:40:36,119
Like I'm not going to read a
book that the whole first half of

603
00:40:36,159 --> 00:40:39,400
the book, it's okay, Like
it's still decent, it's just not it's

604
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:43,239
again. It really starts getting good
in season two. And I guess it's

605
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:45,840
based off a book series and there's
like eight books, so I think each

606
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:50,360
one is a different book. Okay, so I might watch it if you

607
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,199
can power through like kind of even
the end, even the middle to end

608
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:55,039
of season one, it starts to
get pretty exciting, but it doesn't get

609
00:40:55,119 --> 00:41:00,000
really good until like season two.
I might watch it. I mean that's

610
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,199
remember the When's the Bear Coming Back? You know that? Uh? He

611
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:08,079
is playing Bruce Springsteen in a biopic
Jeremy Jeremy Alan White. Yeah, oh,

612
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:14,000
yum mm hmmm, he's playing Bruce. I could see that. Why

613
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,159
do I love him so much?
I know he's my I like him too.

614
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:20,639
I don't know why do we like
him? He's our he's our type.

615
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:22,840
You and I have the same type. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

616
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:28,199
we dom Hm, he's so cute. He is cute. I started watching

617
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:31,440
something with John that now I'm not
gonna remember the name of it. Oh,

618
00:41:32,159 --> 00:41:37,000
the Full Man Full. Can you
look up Jeff Daniels. It's Jeff

619
00:41:37,039 --> 00:41:42,280
Daniels new series that he's on Netflix. Movie that just came out, Man

620
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:45,159
in Full or something? Oh I
saw that? Is that good Man in

621
00:41:45,199 --> 00:41:50,119
Full? That's what it's called.
Yeah, I don't understand that title.

622
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:52,760
It's based on a book by the
guy that wrote Bonfire of the vanities.

623
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:58,880
Uh huh, it's fine, It's
it's good, but like I don't,

624
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:04,960
Okay, this is where I'm gonna
sound stupid because I am. But it's

625
00:42:05,039 --> 00:42:08,079
like, what was that? What's
that movie where they really explain with Adam

626
00:42:08,159 --> 00:42:13,840
Adam McKay movie where they explain the
whole finance the Big Shorty. It's kind

627
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:16,320
of like watching that in my mind. I was like, well, because

628
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:20,840
I was, I was falling asleep. I watched we watched the first episode,

629
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:24,079
and then we were maybe the second
episode started the third one, and

630
00:42:24,119 --> 00:42:25,920
I was like, I don't know. I got to go to sleep,

631
00:42:27,599 --> 00:42:31,559
and then I just didn't have that. I think I was watching it and

632
00:42:31,599 --> 00:42:36,000
going I don't really understand what's going
on, and maybe I don't need to.

633
00:42:36,639 --> 00:42:39,000
But then the next day I was
telling John because he was he's really

634
00:42:39,039 --> 00:42:43,039
liking it, and I was like, but it's a lot of stuff about

635
00:42:43,039 --> 00:42:45,239
like financial stuff that I don't know
how banking works. I go, you

636
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,199
got to kind of know how banking
works, and he goes, no,

637
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:51,599
you don't. He goes, this
is the most simple. He goes,

638
00:42:51,639 --> 00:42:52,920
you need to know nothing, and
I was like, well, I guess

639
00:42:54,519 --> 00:42:59,840
you understanding you already know stuff about
banking. So you're like, well,

640
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:02,440
that that's just the basics, and
I'm like, but I don't know the

641
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:07,559
basics. I don't think I understand
how loans work, like you know what

642
00:43:07,599 --> 00:43:12,960
I mean, Like there's a lot
that you need just for some foundational knowledge

643
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:17,079
to understand why the bank because I'm
like, okay, So the bank is

644
00:43:17,159 --> 00:43:21,440
like, he's like, so Jeff
Daniel's character, ohs, he's like a

645
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:24,440
he's like a Donald Trump type and
he ohs like a billion dollars with all

646
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:29,239
these loans. And I'm like,
okay, but if he can't pay them

647
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:31,880
back, how's the bank gonna Like
are they going to send somebody out to

648
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:35,400
like break his legs? And he's
like, no, it doesn't work that

649
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:39,320
way. They're going to start liquidating
all of his assets and I'm like okay,

650
00:43:40,599 --> 00:43:43,960
and he's like, well, he
doesn't want his stuff liquidated. And

651
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,559
I'm like, but are they really
going to liquidate his assets? And he

652
00:43:45,599 --> 00:43:51,199
goes, We'll not SHARE's conceit.
You know. I'm like, but does

653
00:43:51,199 --> 00:43:53,880
that really happen to rich people?
Do they really come and like take their

654
00:43:53,960 --> 00:44:01,320
car? And John's like yeah.
A documentary The Queen of VERSI. Yes,

655
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:05,639
three years ago. That was a
good one. Yeah. I think

656
00:44:05,679 --> 00:44:09,119
I'm just so used to Donald Trump
where happens where. I'm like, Donald

657
00:44:09,119 --> 00:44:13,920
Trump's not going anywhere. They're not
gonna come take mar mar al Lago.

658
00:44:14,199 --> 00:44:17,679
And he's like, well they could. I'm like, he's like, but

659
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:22,079
that's the conceit of the show.
And I'm like, okay, still not

660
00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:24,519
still not until not into it.
Okay, Well, thanks for talking me

661
00:44:24,559 --> 00:44:29,800
out of watching that. You might
really like it though. It's well acted,

662
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:35,199
it's it's it's pretty good. Yeah, it's just there's no murder.

663
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:42,960
No, I've by watching the jinks, but it keep good. It is

664
00:44:43,079 --> 00:44:45,599
good, and I start okay,
So I finally finished episode two, which

665
00:44:45,679 --> 00:44:51,679
was good, but then episode three
looks even better. Episode three was good.

666
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:53,480
I started watching it last night,
but then I got really tired.

667
00:44:53,639 --> 00:44:57,840
I know that's what happened. I
fell asleep early, and then I woke

668
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:04,280
up at four and then I watch
the the you know the roast what's his

669
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:07,519
name? At four in the morning. Yeah, Tom Brady, Yeah,

670
00:45:07,639 --> 00:45:10,159
yeah, I watch it this morning. Tom Brady wrote, Oh way,

671
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:15,480
he's he is cute, and you
know they made so much jokes like you

672
00:45:15,519 --> 00:45:17,119
know, I want to fuck your
dimple and shit like that. Like,

673
00:45:17,519 --> 00:45:20,719
I mean, they were like I
think Jeff Ross said that, I look

674
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,440
at this guy, look at how
gorgeous he is. I want to fuck

675
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:28,159
that dimple. But he is gorgeous, but there is something a little goofy

676
00:45:28,199 --> 00:45:30,800
about him. But I guess because
he's the greatest of all time, that's

677
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:35,280
what makes him good looking too.
You know. I don't know if I've

678
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:39,400
ever really seen the pole, but
he he's had some very beautiful models.

679
00:45:39,599 --> 00:45:45,079
But then don't don't all football players
get hot chicks? Like Travis Keltzy is

680
00:45:45,119 --> 00:45:49,159
not like that cute. No,
he's not right. He's okay, okay,

681
00:45:49,199 --> 00:45:52,400
but not anything i'd write home about. No, No, I wouldn't

682
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:59,679
fuck his dimple. I mean,
is it just because they're athletes? I

683
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:02,679
guess, yeah, yeah, I
guess it does make them more. You

684
00:46:02,679 --> 00:46:07,639
know, like when they're talking about
how great he is and all his accolades

685
00:46:07,679 --> 00:46:10,280
and all his rings from the whatever, and you know, then you look

686
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:13,599
at him, You're like, uh, you know, and he's tall.

687
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,639
He I mean, he is a
good looking guy, but he's you know,

688
00:46:16,679 --> 00:46:20,000
he's but then when I don't know, he's kind of goofy. But

689
00:46:20,039 --> 00:46:22,519
he really did a good job at
the road when he got up and did

690
00:46:22,639 --> 00:46:27,400
the end and roasted people. He
did a good job. He was funny.

691
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,000
He was funny. Yeah, yeah, I mean, obviously I don't

692
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,639
think he wrote it, but yeah
he was. He did a good he

693
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:35,800
delivered it. Yeah, he was
great. Yeah, I mean he's kind

694
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:39,599
of a show man. But I
just don't understand I guess being attracted to

695
00:46:40,039 --> 00:46:45,719
athletes over I'm wait, wouldn't you
be so much more attracted to somebody who's

696
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:51,400
like a musician's a musician, or
somebody who's got a talent that you're like,

697
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:54,400
oh gosh, like yeah when you
see somebody play music or singing,

698
00:46:54,559 --> 00:47:01,119
Oh yeah, yeah, even like
somebody who's super super smart and like invented

699
00:47:01,199 --> 00:47:04,840
something like isn't that Yeah? I
love that? All right? You can

700
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,199
run around on a football field and
catch a ball, yes, last a

701
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:10,480
million times. I don't know how
that makes you more interesting to talk to,

702
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:15,480
right right? Well, and then
you'd have to talk football all the

703
00:47:15,519 --> 00:47:21,320
time, that's that too, yes, imagine, and you'd have to go

704
00:47:21,559 --> 00:47:24,960
to every game. And even if
you like football, I imagine that you're

705
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:28,840
like, you can't like any other
team. They'd be like, how dare

706
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:30,920
you? Yeah, you be like, but I like basketball in general,

707
00:47:31,039 --> 00:47:34,800
so like I can't watch any other
games. They'd be like, you can't

708
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:37,480
root for another team? Right,
Hey, Kaitlin, I have a question.

709
00:47:37,599 --> 00:47:45,360
Maybe you know, does Bob Kraft
and Belichick are they not friends or

710
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:50,320
something? Well, they fired Bill
Belichick from the Patriots after this last season,

711
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:52,440
or they didn't renew his contracts,
so he's no longer the head coach

712
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,280
of the Patriots. Oh, I
didn't know that. To watch the whole

713
00:47:55,800 --> 00:48:00,760
the whole roast, and Belichick's up
there, and then they were like,

714
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:05,000
somebody, one of the comedians is
like, because Bob Kraft was kind of

715
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,440
in the audience, but Belichick was
up on the die. After he came

716
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:10,280
out and did his thing, he
sat up on the stage, and then

717
00:48:10,679 --> 00:48:15,960
somebody said, let's bring everybody.
We're gonna do a shot and bring everybody

718
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:19,159
together. Come on, Bob Kraft, come on Belichick, like, you

719
00:48:19,199 --> 00:48:22,920
guys together, and you could see
they were kind of awkward and they didn't

720
00:48:22,039 --> 00:48:27,320
go next day. I think it
was Gronkowski that said it, or somebody

721
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:30,360
soever. It was. In the
middle of doing the shot, was like

722
00:48:30,119 --> 00:48:32,480
that they were on the other side
of the guy, and then they both

723
00:48:32,519 --> 00:48:37,440
and then Bob Kraft just walked away
like didn't Oh. So I was like,

724
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:40,280
this is for the longest time that
Patriots dynasty. People were always like,

725
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:44,320
oh, Tom Brady and Bill Belichick, like the greatest of all time

726
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:47,679
quarterback and the greatest of all time
coach, Like who's more responsible for this

727
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:52,199
dynasty? They talked a lot about
that, and then I think it was

728
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,079
Belichick who pretty much said like,
all right, Tom Brady, you're getting

729
00:48:54,079 --> 00:48:58,000
old. We're moving on from you. And he went, you know,

730
00:48:58,119 --> 00:49:00,679
and then went to play for Tampa
Bay and immediately in a Super Bowl.

731
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:04,119
Yeah. And then a couple of
years go by, and Bill Belichick's team

732
00:49:04,199 --> 00:49:07,480
is awful. He gets he's no
longer the Patriots head coach. And not

733
00:49:07,519 --> 00:49:10,239
only that, he wasn't picked up
by any other team, like there's other

734
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,679
teams that need head coaches. He
didn't get a single head coaching job.

735
00:49:14,039 --> 00:49:15,280
Interesting, so I think it's pretty
much like, oh, it was it

736
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:20,079
was Tom Brady the whole time,
and now nobody even wants this guy who

737
00:49:20,079 --> 00:49:22,719
everyone was calling like the greatest coach
ever just a couple of years ago.

738
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:25,960
Oh, he took a lot,
and they brought Tom Brady back the Patriots.

739
00:49:28,159 --> 00:49:30,360
He retired with Tampa Bay. He
went to Tampa Bay and won a

740
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:34,920
Super Bowl, so they may not
retired. I thought, that's the whole

741
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:39,000
thing is he's playing one's because now
I know that Giselle was like, you

742
00:49:39,159 --> 00:49:44,480
better retire or divorced. She divorced
them. Anyway, Well, he didn't

743
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:49,400
play last year. He's now Ayfield
is the quarterback of Tampa Bay. And

744
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:52,719
now he's got a job as a
Fox commentary sports guy. Okay, so

745
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:58,519
now he's gonna be doing commentary sports. But but yeah, they they made

746
00:49:58,559 --> 00:50:00,159
a lot of jokes, like and
it was brutal and you could see.

747
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:04,920
I don't think Belichick liked it because
he got hammered a few times with them

748
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,920
going we know who's the greatest of
all time? After after Brady left the

749
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:14,320
Patriots, we know, we know
who. We know why? You know

750
00:50:14,559 --> 00:50:17,239
the Patriots won so many Super Bowls
basically because it was Tom Brady, not

751
00:50:17,519 --> 00:50:25,199
necessarily Belichick, Ya, who was
the coach that had like the foot fetish

752
00:50:27,039 --> 00:50:30,159
that it turned out was like way
too in defeat and like remember and he

753
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:37,719
was like sexting with somebody about like
feet, really football coach foot fetish?

754
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:44,519
Looks that up? Rex Ryan?
Yeah, Rex Ryan on the what in

755
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:50,880
New York Jets. That was a
big story that you guys apparently haven't heard

756
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:53,800
of. Yeah that's interesting. What
do you seeing, Kaylin, I'm seeing

757
00:50:53,800 --> 00:51:00,519
that as his Rex Ryan's wife posted
something about a foot fetish on the internet.

758
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:04,519
Yeah, personal matter. He won't
discuss. Sounds like his wife posted

759
00:51:04,559 --> 00:51:07,719
something about it. Yeah, it
was a while ago, but it was

760
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:10,840
a whole video of him. Wow. Yeah, he was kind of outed

761
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:16,280
for having this like really weird foot
fetish thing that he was trying to have

762
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:21,400
sex with people's feet. Listen,
I don't judge. I don't think shame

763
00:51:22,039 --> 00:51:23,880
that was. But I was just
trying to off my football knowledge, right,

764
00:51:24,079 --> 00:51:30,880
Okay, I know a little bit
about a little bit. No more.

765
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:32,440
After you watch the roast, I
can't wait. Yeah, I can't

766
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:35,960
wait. Yeah, you gotta watch
it. Do we have any other I

767
00:51:36,039 --> 00:51:38,800
am watching because Cecily and I are
going to cover it on Rose Pricks.

768
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:45,199
But have you watched at all ninety
Day Fiance, Love and Paradise season four?

769
00:51:45,079 --> 00:51:49,480
No? These people are freaking crazy. I love that shit. I

770
00:51:49,599 --> 00:51:52,599
love that franchise. It's new people, so you can kind of just come

771
00:51:52,679 --> 00:51:57,840
in. It's the newest season ninety
Day Fiance, Love and Paradise. One

772
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:02,760
guy is like, he's goofy as
fuck, and he is. He likes

773
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:07,360
being a sperm donor. He donates
sperm and he doesn't want to give it

774
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:12,960
up for his new girlfriend they've met, and but he also one of the

775
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,039
ways that he does his donations is
the old fashioned way. He does it

776
00:52:15,119 --> 00:52:20,119
through intercourse, and he calls it
it's an intercourse donation and his new girlfriend's

777
00:52:20,159 --> 00:52:22,159
like, hell no, like and
he's like, wow, you don't like

778
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:27,639
this is my calling in life,
Like, it's my god, it's so

779
00:52:28,079 --> 00:52:31,400
crazy. These couples are really fun. Oh my god, how many episodes

780
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:36,599
is it? There's only two episodes
in Ah, okay, I'm gonna watch

781
00:52:36,639 --> 00:52:38,440
yeah, but it's there. They're
like forty five minutes. I'm gonna why.

782
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:40,880
I watched it on demand. I
got through it really quickly. In

783
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,280
fact, I watched the second episode
twice because I took notes on that one.

784
00:52:45,199 --> 00:52:49,800
I'm gonna watch it. Yeah,
it's really funny. I did I

785
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,119
tell you I finished. I watched
the whole Bachelor season that just ended.

786
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:58,199
Oh really tennis Kid Okay, Joey
Joey, I love him, I know.

787
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:00,599
And his girlfriend, the one he
ended up with his cut it is

788
00:53:00,639 --> 00:53:02,480
really cute. I know, I
know. That was good. It was

789
00:53:02,519 --> 00:53:07,320
good. I liked it. Yeah, all right, all right, listen,

790
00:53:07,599 --> 00:53:12,159
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791
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792
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793
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794
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808
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00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:29,960
She'll be a whole there'll be a
whole YouTube show that I'll be I'll

810
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be on it. Yeah, I'll
be super fine. And she'll tell you

811
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firsthand her little journey that I know
some of you guys are tired of hearing

812
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about, but she doesn't have to
only talk about that. You'll see me

813
00:54:40,559 --> 00:54:44,360
interested and we're happy. Now,
Yeah, all right, everybody, Thank

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you, Kaylin, thank you your
parent. Now, don't f it up, letting