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I feel like I'm just gonna say something. I missed my Phil. He's
still gone. He's still with that with the at the camp camp Camp Phil.
Yeah, he's at summer camp. That's how I got to look at
it. It's like one more week, right, and then you can have
him back. Yeah, I think this weekend. Yeah, But you know,
he's a pain in the ass though, because like if I'm I I
was picturing like when I'm unpacking the kitchen and everything, We're gonna have like
food all over the place. That's no bueno with Phil around. Maybe keep
him there one more day. Yeah, but he's gonna come soon. It's
gonna come like this weekend. Yeah. Yeah, we miss him. And
it's great because in the new house, my bedroom has a sliding glass door
to the to the backyard. So in the old house I would have to
go down when because Phil a lot will tell me in the middle of the
night. He makes no bones about it. If he has to go to
the bathroom, he comes over and he punches the side of my desk,
my end table. I mean he just literally just kicks it and kicks it.
So now I can see, like when he's got to go to the
bathroom, I'm right there. All I gotta do is just slide the door
open and out he goes. Oh perfect. Yeah, no pool though,
No pool for Phil. Yea. So I found on somebody sent me something
on Instagram, like these saucers. You connect it to the and it like
shoots water up and dogs like love it, like this German shepherd in the
videos like playing with the water, trying to bite the water. I could
see Phil doing that. So I bought two of them. Oh good,
Yeah, think of all the Instagram content you could make too. It's right
like Phil frolicking in his little kiddie pool. Yeah, yeah, he's gonna
like it. Channel Phil. The only thing, too, I'm worried about
is there's a lot of like bushes and trees in the backyard up like it
kind of goes far, like there's grass and then there's a whole like just
kind of wilderness kind of thing, you know. And I could see Phil
like bringing me back a dead bird or a squirrel or something, because he
loves to chase, and not a lot of that action going on at the
old house. Is the yard very secure. Yes, that's good. Yeah,
hm, nothing, he could like burrow under to get out. God,
I hope not. I don't know. I mean I've asked them.
They said, yeah, it's all secured. Okay, do a good check
because he's going to be in a different neighborhood I know. And he's no,
it's your same neighborhood. It's the same neighborhood, but a little different.
Yeah, but he does dig. He will go bury his toys and
then go find them and get them later. Like I'd given him a popsicle
and he went and buried it. Oh dumb ass. He loves to bury
shit and then he'll go find it and bring it to me. And he's
got like, you know, dirt all over his snout. I miss him.
Makes Philly boy. How's people? People's getting old? She's thirteen,
she is. Yeah, she's starting to seem old. She doesn't like her
you know earlier in this show old. Yeah. Well, because when we
got her, I thought she was one, and I was worried about her
being too young. I was like, that's kind of a puppy. Yeah.
Then when I check with the woman who's rescue it is, she said,
uh no, she's pretty mellow, so I was like, okay.
So then when we had her for like only a few months, I forgot
what was wrong. But we they when we took her in, they said,
no, she's probably between one and three. Right then, maybe when
we'd had her one year, they did an X ray on her because she
was having trouble standing and they said she has arthritis, and they said,
no, she's more like between three and five. So if we assumed she
was five back then and we've had her eight years, then that would make
she's thirteen at the oldest, right, But which means she's no younger than
twelve, right right, I know, Yeah, she seems she's you know,
she's just slowing down. She just mostly likes to sleep and on her
walks. She does not like to take long walks anymore. Yeah, she
takes short walk shorter and and then her nighttime walk. And she's gotten so
stubborn, like she wants to do only the walk that she wants to do.
Hell yeah, Yeah. My neighbor Mitch, who loves our show and
loves me, and I take walks with him. Yeah, he just laughs
because we're it's Pepo's world. We're just walking in it. His dog will
go wherever whenever. He has a little dog, a little little toy like
a pincher. Yeah yeah, like a chihuahua. What do they call him?
A cheat? You know, it's like a half pincher and half chihuaha
anyway, yeah, okay, forgot what they call him. Anyway, that
dog is always happy to see Pepo. People could not give a fuck about
his dog, like, and his dog is always like trying to jump on
Pepo and saying hi, and people is just like whatever, But Pepo is
in love. There's two dogs in our neighborhood. They're both small white dogs.
Mm hmm. I think Pepo's racist. I mean, that's just my
It feels like that because he is not it because Mitch's dog is a little
black dog and he just wants to know. It's really not that he only
wants these two dogs and if he sees them, he just goes nuts,
right, and you know, or Mitch is like, how did my dog
get hurt? Yeah? Yeah, Montana that's his dog's name. But anyway,
we will walk and she will go if she's feeling extra tired. She
knows exactly she wants to go. One time around our block. If she's
got a little extra energy, she'll walk a little further up a block,
but then turn around and come back. Yeah, that's what Phil does.
Phil will well. Phil is one hundred pounds, so he will pull your
ass to wherever the hell he wants to go and anything he's smelling. But
his move is he gets tired pretty quick, so he finds a patch along
and he just stretches out and just lays on the lawn like he rubs his
belly, and then he'll go onto his back and he'll just lay like on
his back. Phil always like he's capsized. Yes, Like he just lays
his flips over and lays on his back. And it's like people come out
and they're like, ah, you're like they laugh when they drive. But
I'm like, I'm just waiting for him to get his done getting stretched out
and do it his yoga poses anyway, and then can you get him?
Like if you're like no, we gotta go, Yes, I've tried.
You know what I do when I'm desperate, I'll drop the leash and I'll
start running. And then at first he always stare for at first, he's
like he's like a dial up computer, because he just sits there and stares
at you, like, what the hell is this bitch do? Well?
Yes, he always has to process something. He doesn't react right away,
so he'll sit there and go like, where's this bitch going? And then
I'll be like, come on, cut, and then he'll get up and
he'll start chasing me right right yeah, and you know what else he does,
and then we'll move on. But when I'm on a walk with him
and I got him on the leash, and I'll start running, come on,
Phil, let's go for a job. Go for a job, go
for jock. And he starts running. He doesn't like that I have control
of him, so he grabs the leash with his mouth and wants to think
like he's in controls. He does that. He pushes me around in that
house. He knows who he's got, Like he listens to Natalia. He
stays away from you know, Olga. He does whatever she says. When
it comes to me, he just kicks me around like I'm his bitch literally,
And it's like it's so much work to try to change that. Because
I remember when Pepo, there was some guy jogged by me real fast.
Remember that time, and I said that people kind of lunged at the guy
and I was like, oh, no, like it was weird. He
just I don't know if he was on a bike or on a skateboard or
something went by and people just went like trying to get him. And then
the woman I Annie, who I got the dog from, was like,
oh, yeah, that's not good. That means that your dog thinks that
they're the alpha and they have to protect you. Oh. I was like,
all right, but I guess that that's how it is. Then I
guess my dog is the alpha, because what am I gonna do go through
a whole training program at this age? Like people was already older. It's
like that ship has sailed. Yes, Like I guess people's in charge of
anteach old dogs new tricks. I guess no. I mean that's the saying
for a reason, right. I don't think somebody just made it up.
Yeah, it doesn't. I mean maybe they don't know a ton about dogs,
but I think they did, right. I mean, I'm just sorry,
but we're not going to reorient Like listen, I know I rescued people.
Like that's enough. Yes, I would love to train Phil like,
don't like anytime anywhere I sit he jumps up on. If I sit on
the couch, he'll jump up. Remember I brought him in here, I
was on the couch. He gets up on the couch, he thinks he
can sit. But Natalia, she'll be like, get off him, get
him off the couch. I don't want to hair all over the couch.
And like, all right, even like he's just chilling, leave him alone,
you know, he's like, I'll vacuum it up, you know.
But it would be nice if we could train him not to go on the
couch and he could just you know, and also not eat things off the
counter. Right, good luck, good luck with that, Good luck with
that. Yeah, I remember when the trainer said that Pepo that Okay,
first of all, there's a couple of things that you're not supposed to do
with dogs. And I know that there's people in our audience that are gonna
go nuts about this, but one of them is like, if you let
your dog get in the bed, then that's it. Like they're not going
to not have them on the bed after that, because they already established that
that's part of their territory. So they you know, I remember when I
had my dog ringo and I was like, I need to get him trained,
and I brought a trainer over and she was teaching me all the things.
And then she goes and he absolutely cannot ever get in the bed.
And I was like, well, I guess that's the last appointment we're having
grand opening glows. That's the exactly well. I mean, well, we
try to lay for like the first six months we had her, and I
think that was me. I was like first of all at the time too,
we just had the queen size bed, and I was like, I
think we need to keep her. I don't think she needs to know we
we bought like a big cozy dog bed for her. It was right at
the foot of our bed. It's not like she couldn't come in our room,
right, you know. But I was like, yeah, I think
this is like our bed. And I remember John being like you sure,
and I was like yes. When we had the baby in the bed,
that was traumatic. For the years that Elbe used to climb. She used
to come from her bed in the middle of the night three am, climb
up in our bed and then be sleeping between us. Before you know it,
you think you're going to keep the baby at the foot of the bed.
And I'm talking about when she was a little bit older and the twins
came along. LB got a little insecure and would come climb in our bed
in the middle of the night. You wake up and you're like, oh
my god, I have no room, you know. And I remember when
we finally had to tell her, I'm so sorry, honey, you can't
come in our bed anymore, and she gave us the big tears and then
was like okay, and then never did again. And I was like,
oh, sweet freedom, like the Michael McDonald's song Sweet Freedom. And that
was a great few years. Right then when people came along, I was
like, no way, I am not giving up this. This is real
prime real estate. This is our bed. And John was like, I
know, but she really wants to come up on the bed, like remember
she hasn't even been indoors before. And I was like, nope, no,
And then I don't know. One day, I was like she just
kept looking at us so forlornly, and I was like, I want to
come up on the bed, and she jumped on the bed and that was
it. And then I was like, yeah, so the trainers they like
you to keep your dog off the bed and off the couch. But I
was like, well, that ship sailed a long time ago to the couch,
like that was day one that we had. Or she was like made
herself at home on the couch. And then there's another one that they like
to say, which is don't let them free feed. Uh huh, Well,
I mean Penelope does what she wants. Like you can put food in
her bowl and she will leave it there. It's like a battle of wills.
She'll have it there for till like three o'clock in the afternoon. Then
you'll be like, oh, you're not gonna eat. And then she'll walk
by it and take a sniff and go all right, I'll have a few
bites. Oh my god. Phil will be like, what the hell's wrong
with you, bitch? Are you not gonna eat that? I will like,
wow, you cannot keep any food. I mean, he is just
a monster. Even his own food. Oh my god, he is immediately
well, first of all, he will come and tell me it's time to
eat, like it's time for his dindin. So it'll come to me and
go like it's seven o'clock. Like he starts kicking at me and he starts
looking at me, and I'm like, okay, let's go. Let's get
your dindin. As soon as I put it in the bowl, so he
devours it and I have to put water in it because it's like dry kibble
that's good for him because of I don't know the vet told us to do
it. So it's dry kibble, but you're supposed to mix it with water.
So I have a picture of water next to his food. But he
starts to devour it, and I guess I could equate it to like eating
peanut butter, because if you don't put water in it and he eats it
too fast, he starts to gag and like like you know, he's like
choking on it. So I have to like go hold on, hold on,
oh wait, wait wait, and he does sometimes and then I pour
the water and then he devours it and it's gone in two seconds. Yeah.
I give him a bully stick. He swallows it. See Pepo is
like, oh, you want to give me a treat, Let me think
about let me smell that like that. No thanks, you can take that
treat and take it somewhere else. I don't, uh, no, thank
you. Any kind of people food, though, Oh you will get the
looks of like that people hasn't eaten in ten years. Like people will stay,
oh, please give me a bite of that. We try not to,
but sometimes we're like, well, the dog's got to eat. It's
like a baby. It's like try to feed Sadie. You know. It's
like Sadie going like I'll have one bite of your full fat Greek yogurt and
then I'll think I'll rather starve, and you're like, what do I have
to do to get this kid to eat? Well, people's the same way,
but with food, We've tried everything, we've tried. We used to
do that. I think we did ads for them. Farmer's dog, Oh
remember that. It's like people food, but for dogs it's you know,
bespoke food. It have their name on it. You know, takes up
all the room in your freezer. Then you got to think it takes so
much planning. No shade on Farmer's dog. By the way, if people
would have eaten it, I would have absolutely kept doing it. But she
just it's like she always likes something at first and then she's like, oh
this again too. Yeah. It's like when you go to Costco and buy
a whole thing of Kraft mac and cheese because that's all they'll eat. And
then you you have like forty nine boxes left, like, oh no,
I'm done. No, my god. That's how Pipo is. But we
get the whole order of Farmer's Dog. You have to take it. You
have to do it from refrigerated, right, So you have to take you
keep it in the freezer. But then you're like, oh, I have
to put a week's worth. Every day you're putting a new one. Oh,
it's hard. And then it's like certain ones she liked because they come
in different flavors, like there's turkey. And by the way, this is
no shade on Farmer's Dog. When she was liking it, she was really
liking it. And there's a lot of companies that do this, just food
for dogs. There's different brands anyway. Now it doesn't matter how much money
I spend on her food when she's when she's not into it, she's not
into it. And so then I was taking beef and I would I would
brown beef in beef broth to make it more flavorful. Then I keep that
in refrigerator and I sprinkle some on her food and she'll love that for a
little while and then she's done with that, So then I'll move to turkey.
Oh, she's impossible. Phil eats the same scoop of kibble every twice
a day, every day. That's it. But that's not it. He
gets a lot of treats, he gets a lot of I give him a
lot of bully sticks because you know, I think he wants to be kept
busy till I can take him for a walk and he'll start to chew on
it and then the next thing, you know, he swallows it. He's
just swallowed the whole thing, whole, and then he'll start to you know,
gag and stuff, and you know, I don't know. He's a
beast, but he's your beast, he's my beast. Yeah, yeah,
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here's a little thing that happened. And what happened? So our dishwasher broke.
Do you remember this from a long time ago? Because this story dates
back to last December. I want to say, our dishwasher broke. Okay,
it wasn't uh sending any water into it, which you kind of need
I kind of remember. Yeah, So we called our guy Mora Ad,
who I think I've told you about. Anybody needs, Anybody lives in around
me that needs somebody who fixes appliances. I love this guy. Okay,
his name is Moraad mri D but i'd have to give you his number.
But anyway, any who's he's really great, call mora Ad because he's fixed
different things. He's fixed our refrigerator a couple times. That's great. Dishwasher
I think once washing machine or dry it whatever, like, hey, dishwashers,
not washing dishes. I don't know what the thing is. So he
comes over and he's like, yeah, oh, remember I told you that
John was looking up YouTube videos and he's like, I think I know what
it is, trying to fix it. But then Morid came over and he's
like, that's not it. He's like, that'd be nice if that was
it, but that's not it. And then he kind of showed us why.
He's very honest, but he's like, no, it's your whole water
pump or whatever. It's like a big part. So of course he's like,
this part is going to be like three hundred and something. That three
hundred and fifty dollars, so you want you ask yourself is it worth it
or do we just buy a new dishwasher? Right, we start pricing out
dishwashers. Our dishwasher is not that old, it's not that young. Yeah,
you know, it's not senior, but it's it's middle aged, you
know. Okay, So we start pricing out dishwashers and to get a decent
dishwasher, they're pretty expensive. Here's the problem. I just bought one.
Here's the problem. No, not a dishwasher, washing machine, but yeah,
go ahead. Here's the problem. The way our dishwasher was installed,
somebody fucked up and either they did new flooring new to us. We've been
there twenty years. The floor has been the same. We really need to
redo our kitchen. The problem is that the flooring is too high to get
the dishwasher out. Okay, so you have to take out a couple of
tiles in front of the dishwasher. So the first time this happened, I
think we did. Oh, this happened when we first moved in. We
had to get a dishwasher, and I think we got a dishwasher one other
time, but it was your it was like six years ago. You have
to take out the tile. Now, when we moved into the house.
You know how when people install flooring, they usually save some tiles in case
shit goes sideways. Yeah, paid your tile. So while shit's gone sideways
enough times that were we've run through the tile. Oh no, So we
had one spare tile left and that's it. And they do not make this
tile anymore. This is like an old it's like a Spanish tile and it's
a certain size. They don't make it anymore. Can't just go on tiles
dot com and get a new tile. So we're like, listen, we're
in a bad precarious situation. We have to get a handyman to take the
tile out, but he can only break one. It is very difficult to
get tile out of your floor and not break it, right, Okay,
it's not a thing. So we called a bunch of different handymen and they
were like, no, that's not a thing. You can't. You got
to break them to get them out. We're like, well you can't.
You can break one, right, So meanwhile we keep trying different like handyman
and floor and also we can't get a floor specialist in because the job is
too small. A whole floor company is not going to come in to take
out two tiles out of your floor. You know whose tile guys? Ray?
Oh real tile, Yeah, that's his thing. Oh, well,
should have called should have called Ray? Yeah, you know, better call
Saul, better call Ray. Well I didn't know that at the time.
And so meanwhile, our dishwasher guys like, I got the part, I'm
ready to come do it, and we're like, okay, just one more
minute. We're just we're just finding a tile guy. Well, while we're
doing that, he's like, listen, I gotta tell you I'm going out
of town like end of January. Now it's like the end of January.
It's been like a month, and he goes, I've got to go out
of town on the thirty first. We're like, all right, well,
I don't know, we can't. We're still trying to get the title guys.
So I'm like, how long are you going to be out of town?
He's like a month. Oh, guy's going to Egypt. I'm like,
this is bad timing for us, but he's like, well, by
the way, you've known about this for like you've had a month to get
the tile out anyway. So finally I keep going back on next door and
I'm looking at the different handyman and I try a few of them. Some
of these guys are like, all right, that's going to be like one
thousand dollars. I'm like, go fuck yoursel thousand dollars. You're not even
LICENLG. Yeah exactly. So I get this one guy, people swear by
him. I send him a text. He's like, uh, all right,
you found him on next door. Found him on nextdoor dot com,
found his information. I'm like, hey, can you this is the situation?
Got these tiles can only break one? He goes, yeah, no
problem. I'm like, well that's too easy. So then I was like,
okay, great, so when can you come? So anyway, we
booked the guy and then he cancels on us three times. So I'm like,
but now, beggars can't be choosers, right, I'm like, okay,
but like, for sure you can get the tile out without breaking it.
He goes, oh yeah, one hundred percent. He keeps going like
I'm gonna come this day for sure. Then that day the first day,
he's like, oh, there's really bad traffic. I'm not gonna be able
to come today traffic. I have to the Hollywood Bowl yeah. Yeah,
this guy's very sought after because he's the I don't break ale. Yeah,
he seems very busy. So long story short, he did end up coming.
We kept letting him boss us around, like Phil like you know,
yeah, We're like all right, you're like, I'm in charge here.
Yeah. So he did finally come, sure enough he did. He cracked
the corner of one of the tiles, but just in one piece, and
he was able to glue it back together and he can't tell so the tiles
out, get more out on the phone. More at is like, yeah,
I'm on my way. Morod comes over fix the dishwasher. The dishwashers
fixed. Now I can't get this handyman to come back and put the re
put the tile back in because he's like, all right, as soon as
I can come as Thursday. So that's this Thursday. So by the time
you're listening to this, I probably still don't have the tile in. But
wow, he's supposed to come yesterday when you're listening to this. But we
shall see, you family shall see. But I didn't pay him the whole
amount. I still owe him like one hundred and something dollars. So if
if he doesn't show up, then we'll just either do it ourself or get
someone else to come over. You think you can do it yourself, maybe
you could probably do just putting two tiles back in. Yeah, just go
to home depot, bring the tile with you. Yeah, ask the guy
what you know, what what whatever it is? What do you need to
put this back in on your floor? Maybe take a picture to show them
what kind of floor it's going down. It just seems like a big cashaw
I know, I hate I'd rather just this guy comes back and back in.
Yeah, yeah, I agree, and I pay him the rest of
the money, right. Yeah. Anyway, Kaylin, Yes you had some
drama your children. Yeah, not huge drama, but it's just yea drama
does it's going it's going to be I'm going to be hearing about it for
the next two weeks. What happened? So Ilo went over to like her
great house like they were separated, which doesn't happen too often. So I
was there with Blakie and we were like, hey, you know, what
do you want to do? And she goes, I want to go on
the Merry go Round. There's a merry go Round at the mall nearby.
Like all right, So I take her to the mall, take her on
the Merry Go Round some other little cheap ride toy things whatever, and I'm
like, let's walk around the mall. We walk around the mall and she
sees a Princess Peach doll from Super Mario Brothers. Yeah's Peach. She had
seen a little girl with it like a few days ago, and so she's
like, oh, Princess Peach, I'm going to get you the Princess Peach
doll and that I just got at a kiosk at the mall for like twenty
dollars. It was ridiculous. Uh huh. And then she loves a Princess
Peach doll, and I'm like, Kaylen's a dad. By the way,
everybody just close your eyes and picture Kaylen at the mall with this little girl
buying the Princess Peach doll. I love it. It's so cute. Yeah,
it's o cute, darling. Okay, go ahead. So I'm like
riding on the way home and I'm thinking like, ah, man, I
was not going to let this one go, Like I got something for Blake.
I was this isn't going to end well. So we get home,
and I was already in a bad mood when she walks in the door and
she sees Blake as the Princess Peach. And anyway, now Ila wants a
toy too, And I was hoping to be like, no, that's all
right, you got your No, she wouldn't. She wouldn't let up.
I was four, She's gonna be five soon, she's almost five. But
remember, fucking four's the four They say terrible threes, but remember I listed
you is the fucking fours. Yes, and also it's it's Princess Peach today,
but it's who gets the bigger room tomorrow, so it never ends.
Yeah, but go ahead. Yeah. The problem is there's, like in
terms of like the kind of main characters in Mario, like the kind of
dolls that they would just have at like a toy store or whatever, there's
not a lot of girl characters. There's Princess Peach, but everyone else is
like Bowser or Mario Luigi, like all boys. Right, So I go,
all right, I'll take you to the you know what do you want?
You want like Mario or Bowser. She doesn't want another Princess Peach.
That's Blake, God forbid. She has the same thing that Blake already has,
so she doesn't want any of the boy characters. So like, I
go online and I find some Oh there's a character named Rosalina. I've played
Mario my whole life. I have no idea who is. But she likes
Rosalina and so she's like, I want that one. I go, oh
great, Like, no, Mall is going to have this Zac Boy.
No, Walmart, this is not going to be available. So I'm like,
all right, I kind of like put it off for a day,
like a day I went to go do my pond work and I get a
call from like, did you tell Eilish she was getting a doll because she's
waiting at the window for the dolls. H I haven't even ordered it yet.
So I get back yesterday and I pull up the doll and I go
to order it, and it's like, even with like paying for the shipping,
I'm not getting this doll for like two weeks. My dad is not
going to be here for a long time. No, that's that's that's forever.
And I'm trying like, Okay, let's try this doll. Let's try
this one. And they're all saying like, no, as soon as you're
going to get it is like pretty much a week and a half from today,
and so like I have, So I ordered her the doll and for
the next I know, for the next week and a half, all I'm
going to hear every single days, where's where's the where's the toy? Where's
the toy? Where was the toy? God did I get like that Princess
Peach doll just at the beginning a long time that by the time she gets
it, she's going to be to who you know, well, you know
what you could have done? Does she You could have gotten her at any
doll and just say it's in the Mario universe. No, I guess I
could have. But I was like when I was looking at the other characters
in Maria with her, initially thinking like, you know, I can just
overnight something like looking and she picked that one. I want that one,
right, So once she saw that one, there was no yeah, yeah,
she's gonna be asking for it every day. I remember that age.
I know they are like accountants. I know their brain. They know you
don't the other one got you could get them. I remember my kids were
young at the time of fidget spinners, oh, the fidgets. And it
was like, even if it's just another kid at school that has something that
they're like, but I want that thing that they have, But then the
other one has to have it too, right. You know they're with twins,
yes, and your kids are like Irish twins basically. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, they still they sty'll still fight over shit. They're you know,
going on eighteen. Oh my god, I can't believe, like they're
going to be eighteen. And I'm cleaning out like closets and just trying to
get rid of so much stuff before it gets moved. You know, I
don't want all that crap. And I'm finding like baby teeth in my drawer
that it's saved, and like notes that they wrote to the tooth Fairy that
I saved, and just like little things that from when they were young,
you know, because they've been in that house since they were in second grade.
They kind of basically grew up in that house. Yeah, and they
have prom coming up on the thirt now, the eighteenth, I think,
so, which I'm going to Pearl Jam because my friend's got tickets. You
know, my girlfriend Dawn, she's with in Vegas and she you know,
has the hook up at Caesar's Palace. Then they got her tickets for tickets
to go to Pearl Jam. So I'm flying out on like Thursday, after
like the first week. We're staying at the house, going to see Pearl
Jam on a Thursday night, and then coming back on Saturday, and then
I'm going to see them again because I got invited with Melissa and Carrie Simmons,
Bill Simmons's wife. She got them because Bill's a big wig and I
think interviewed like Eddie Vedder or something, and she got us tickets. She
invited you, yeah, me and her because that was our thing. We
used to see Pearl Jam and the Beastie Boys a lot. Oh and so
you know, have you talked to her in like yours? We keep in
touch like here and there, but mostly like with Melissa, you know,
like I'd see her at Melissa's parties and stuff like that. But no,
I mean she was just like her and another girlfriend of hers and me and
Melissa. She's like, you guys want to go see Pearl Jams, Like
okay, Like I can't believe I get invited twice, so out here out
here and then in Vegas. Yeah, Wow. Yeah, that's super fun.
Yeah, it'll be fun. It's just in the wrong. You're going
to see Pearl Jam. We're like close in age, you and I am
a little bit older. And my big thing is like, I'm like,
maybe I'll go see Begie's Gold again in September. Our lives are different.
I gotta get some hookups. Yeah, somebody's got to get a Christopher Cross
hook up. I know again. Yeah, I would like to see him.
Kenny Loggin's finished tour. I mean that was his final tour. Really,
he's not gonna tour anymore, he says he's not. Hopefully he'll say
that. Yeah, he'll be bullshittingeh, and he'll have to come out of
retirement. Yeah. Are you watching the Bond Jovi doc on Hulu? It's
pretty good. It's actually no, I'm not. Did I bring it up
last week? You did? You talked about it. It's really good.
Oh, and then you know what I went through this weekend. I went
through on my breaks. I watched Deal or No Deal Island. I think
it's unpeaking about it or you somebody somebody posted it on our Facebook and said
it was good, and I didn't realize Boston. Rob's in it, and
I was like, oh, hell yeah. So I started watching it because
I kind of liked those game shows and it's on an island, so it's
kind of like Survivor meets Dealer, no Deal. And they hadn't really understand
it though. Can you explain the rules to me the dealer, No,
because I'm a little confused to do something with the banker, but you have
to. You have to. I get the gist of it. Yeah,
like they you open the suitcase. Well, the banker, I can't explain
it. There's like two ledgers and there's you know, different amounts of money,
like starting at one cent, you know, to like five hundred,
and then the big the big numbers on the other side likes, you know,
all the way up to like two million dollars, okay, one hundred,
and you know, it goes it's all At this point in the game,
it's up to like almost ten million dollars the cash prize for these people
to win. So is it like progressive, Yes, it gets building the
pot as they win, you build, you build money as a group,
you build money for the pot, and then you also somebody has to face
the banker at the end of the episode and if they if they fuck up
and make a bad deal, then they're out. If they make a good
deal, then they vote somebody out just like that. Oh but then during
the day they're doing challenges to see who's going to face the banker who's and
a lot of people want to face the banker because they don't want to be
They don't want to be a sitting dog. Yes, yea, they want
to be in charge, yes, they want to be a film yes yes.
And Boston Rob fucking kicks ass at all these challenges, and he's got
a big target from the beginning on his back because he's kind of like the
only celebrity everybody else is, you know, nobody's that have been on a
reality show. He's been on Survivor six times, so he's got a huge
target. They immediately go for Boston Rob. I can't spoiler alert, but
he's made it really far and I and it's still going. It's not over
yet, but it's it's really good. Should I watch it from the beginning
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caln you watch something too right? Oh yeah, I got super into this
Apple TV show called Slow Horses. Oh my god, you're the second person
to tell me that. So if you are a Gary Oldman fan, which
I mean, who isn't I mean? He is so good in this show.
He plays like a So it's about like m I five. It takes
place in England, so m I five, which is like you know,
their CIA, their intelleg Agency, except the slow Horses are like not the
rejects but the fuck ups of how So if you fuck up in like the
main they send you down to be like a slow horse and they all you
know, it's where you don't want to end up and everyone makes fun of
them. So they're the fuck ups And Gary Oldman is like the boss of
them, and he's like a super good spy master, but he's just like
the most disgusting person. Like he drinks and he smokes, and he doesn't
wash his clothes or cut his hair. He's just like super raggedy and gross.
And it's like, and he's such a dick. He's such a dick
to every one of his underlings. It's like every single one of his lines
has me cracking up laughing. Oh, the first season is like it's a
little slow, Like it was pretty slow getting into it, but once the
second season hit, like I couldn't stop. I ran through season two and
three in like a couple of days. I've just I have a friend that
just told me the same thing, like the same thing you just said everything.
Yeah, but why does season one have to be slow? I know,
cross ADHD people like you got to catch me from episode one. Yeah,
Like I'm not going to read a book that the whole first half of
the book, it's okay, Like it's still decent, it's just not it's
again. It really starts getting good in season two. And I guess it's
based off a book series and there's like eight books, so I think each
one is a different book. Okay, so I might watch it if you
can power through like kind of even the end, even the middle to end
of season one, it starts to get pretty exciting, but it doesn't get
really good until like season two. I might watch it. I mean that's
remember the When's the Bear Coming Back? You know that? Uh? He
is playing Bruce Springsteen in a biopic Jeremy Jeremy Alan White. Yeah, oh,
yum mm hmmm, he's playing Bruce. I could see that. Why
do I love him so much? I know he's my I like him too.
I don't know why do we like him? He's our he's our type.
You and I have the same type. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we dom Hm, he's so cute. He is cute. I started watching
something with John that now I'm not gonna remember the name of it. Oh,
the Full Man Full. Can you look up Jeff Daniels. It's Jeff
Daniels new series that he's on Netflix. Movie that just came out, Man
in Full or something? Oh I saw that? Is that good Man in
Full? That's what it's called. Yeah, I don't understand that title.
It's based on a book by the guy that wrote Bonfire of the vanities.
Uh huh, it's fine, It's it's good, but like I don't,
Okay, this is where I'm gonna sound stupid because I am. But it's
like, what was that? What's that movie where they really explain with Adam
Adam McKay movie where they explain the whole finance the Big Shorty. It's kind
of like watching that in my mind. I was like, well, because
I was, I was falling asleep. I watched we watched the first episode,
and then we were maybe the second episode started the third one, and
I was like, I don't know. I got to go to sleep,
and then I just didn't have that. I think I was watching it and
going I don't really understand what's going on, and maybe I don't need to.
But then the next day I was telling John because he was he's really
liking it, and I was like, but it's a lot of stuff about
like financial stuff that I don't know how banking works. I go, you
got to kind of know how banking works, and he goes, no,
you don't. He goes, this is the most simple. He goes,
you need to know nothing, and I was like, well, I guess
you understanding you already know stuff about banking. So you're like, well,
that that's just the basics, and I'm like, but I don't know the
basics. I don't think I understand how loans work, like you know what
I mean, Like there's a lot that you need just for some foundational knowledge
to understand why the bank because I'm like, okay, So the bank is
like, he's like, so Jeff Daniel's character, ohs, he's like a
he's like a Donald Trump type and he ohs like a billion dollars with all
these loans. And I'm like, okay, but if he can't pay them
back, how's the bank gonna Like are they going to send somebody out to
like break his legs? And he's like, no, it doesn't work that
way. They're going to start liquidating all of his assets and I'm like okay,
and he's like, well, he doesn't want his stuff liquidated. And
I'm like, but are they really going to liquidate his assets? And he
goes, We'll not SHARE's conceit. You know. I'm like, but does
that really happen to rich people? Do they really come and like take their
car? And John's like yeah. A documentary The Queen of VERSI. Yes,
three years ago. That was a good one. Yeah. I think
I'm just so used to Donald Trump where happens where. I'm like, Donald
Trump's not going anywhere. They're not gonna come take mar mar al Lago.
And he's like, well they could. I'm like, he's like, but
that's the conceit of the show. And I'm like, okay, still not
still not until not into it. Okay, Well, thanks for talking me
out of watching that. You might really like it though. It's well acted,
it's it's it's pretty good. Yeah, it's just there's no murder.
No, I've by watching the jinks, but it keep good. It is
good, and I start okay, So I finally finished episode two, which
was good, but then episode three looks even better. Episode three was good.
I started watching it last night, but then I got really tired.
I know that's what happened. I fell asleep early, and then I woke
up at four and then I watch the the you know the roast what's his
name? At four in the morning. Yeah, Tom Brady, Yeah,
yeah, I watch it this morning. Tom Brady wrote, Oh way,
he's he is cute, and you know they made so much jokes like you
know, I want to fuck your dimple and shit like that. Like,
I mean, they were like I think Jeff Ross said that, I look
at this guy, look at how gorgeous he is. I want to fuck
that dimple. But he is gorgeous, but there is something a little goofy
about him. But I guess because he's the greatest of all time, that's
what makes him good looking too. You know. I don't know if I've
ever really seen the pole, but he he's had some very beautiful models.
But then don't don't all football players get hot chicks? Like Travis Keltzy is
not like that cute. No, he's not right. He's okay, okay,
but not anything i'd write home about. No, No, I wouldn't
fuck his dimple. I mean, is it just because they're athletes? I
guess, yeah, yeah, I guess it does make them more. You
know, like when they're talking about how great he is and all his accolades
and all his rings from the whatever, and you know, then you look
at him, You're like, uh, you know, and he's tall.
He I mean, he is a good looking guy, but he's you know,
he's but then when I don't know, he's kind of goofy. But
he really did a good job at the road when he got up and did
the end and roasted people. He did a good job. He was funny.
He was funny. Yeah, yeah, I mean, obviously I don't
think he wrote it, but yeah he was. He did a good he
delivered it. Yeah, he was great. Yeah, I mean he's kind
of a show man. But I just don't understand I guess being attracted to
athletes over I'm wait, wouldn't you be so much more attracted to somebody who's
like a musician's a musician, or somebody who's got a talent that you're like,
oh gosh, like yeah when you see somebody play music or singing,
Oh yeah, yeah, even like somebody who's super super smart and like invented
something like isn't that Yeah? I love that? All right? You can
run around on a football field and catch a ball, yes, last a
million times. I don't know how that makes you more interesting to talk to,
right right? Well, and then you'd have to talk football all the
time, that's that too, yes, imagine, and you'd have to go
to every game. And even if you like football, I imagine that you're
like, you can't like any other team. They'd be like, how dare
you? Yeah, you be like, but I like basketball in general,
so like I can't watch any other games. They'd be like, you can't
root for another team? Right, Hey, Kaitlin, I have a question.
Maybe you know, does Bob Kraft and Belichick are they not friends or
something? Well, they fired Bill Belichick from the Patriots after this last season,
or they didn't renew his contracts, so he's no longer the head coach
of the Patriots. Oh, I didn't know that. To watch the whole
the whole roast, and Belichick's up there, and then they were like,
somebody, one of the comedians is like, because Bob Kraft was kind of
in the audience, but Belichick was up on the die. After he came
out and did his thing, he sat up on the stage, and then
somebody said, let's bring everybody. We're gonna do a shot and bring everybody
together. Come on, Bob Kraft, come on Belichick, like, you
guys together, and you could see they were kind of awkward and they didn't
go next day. I think it was Gronkowski that said it, or somebody
soever. It was. In the middle of doing the shot, was like
that they were on the other side of the guy, and then they both
and then Bob Kraft just walked away like didn't Oh. So I was like,
this is for the longest time that Patriots dynasty. People were always like,
oh, Tom Brady and Bill Belichick, like the greatest of all time
quarterback and the greatest of all time coach, Like who's more responsible for this
dynasty? They talked a lot about that, and then I think it was
Belichick who pretty much said like, all right, Tom Brady, you're getting
old. We're moving on from you. And he went, you know,
and then went to play for Tampa Bay and immediately in a Super Bowl.
Yeah. And then a couple of years go by, and Bill Belichick's team
is awful. He gets he's no longer the Patriots head coach. And not
only that, he wasn't picked up by any other team, like there's other
teams that need head coaches. He didn't get a single head coaching job.
Interesting, so I think it's pretty much like, oh, it was it
was Tom Brady the whole time, and now nobody even wants this guy who
everyone was calling like the greatest coach ever just a couple of years ago.
Oh, he took a lot, and they brought Tom Brady back the Patriots.
He retired with Tampa Bay. He went to Tampa Bay and won a
Super Bowl, so they may not retired. I thought, that's the whole
thing is he's playing one's because now I know that Giselle was like, you
better retire or divorced. She divorced them. Anyway, Well, he didn't
play last year. He's now Ayfield is the quarterback of Tampa Bay. And
now he's got a job as a Fox commentary sports guy. Okay, so
now he's gonna be doing commentary sports. But but yeah, they they made
a lot of jokes, like and it was brutal and you could see.
I don't think Belichick liked it because he got hammered a few times with them
going we know who's the greatest of all time? After after Brady left the
Patriots, we know, we know who. We know why? You know
the Patriots won so many Super Bowls basically because it was Tom Brady, not
necessarily Belichick, Ya, who was the coach that had like the foot fetish
that it turned out was like way too in defeat and like remember and he
was like sexting with somebody about like feet, really football coach foot fetish?
Looks that up? Rex Ryan? Yeah, Rex Ryan on the what in
New York Jets. That was a big story that you guys apparently haven't heard
of. Yeah that's interesting. What do you seeing, Kaylin, I'm seeing
that as his Rex Ryan's wife posted something about a foot fetish on the internet.
Yeah, personal matter. He won't discuss. Sounds like his wife posted
something about it. Yeah, it was a while ago, but it was
a whole video of him. Wow. Yeah, he was kind of outed
for having this like really weird foot fetish thing that he was trying to have
sex with people's feet. Listen, I don't judge. I don't think shame
that was. But I was just trying to off my football knowledge, right,
Okay, I know a little bit about a little bit. No more.
After you watch the roast, I can't wait. Yeah, I can't
wait. Yeah, you gotta watch it. Do we have any other I
am watching because Cecily and I are going to cover it on Rose Pricks.
But have you watched at all ninety Day Fiance, Love and Paradise season four?
No? These people are freaking crazy. I love that shit. I
love that franchise. It's new people, so you can kind of just come
in. It's the newest season ninety Day Fiance, Love and Paradise. One
guy is like, he's goofy as fuck, and he is. He likes
being a sperm donor. He donates sperm and he doesn't want to give it
up for his new girlfriend they've met, and but he also one of the
ways that he does his donations is the old fashioned way. He does it
through intercourse, and he calls it it's an intercourse donation and his new girlfriend's
like, hell no, like and he's like, wow, you don't like
this is my calling in life, Like, it's my god, it's so
crazy. These couples are really fun. Oh my god, how many episodes
is it? There's only two episodes in Ah, okay, I'm gonna watch
yeah, but it's there. They're like forty five minutes. I'm gonna why.
I watched it on demand. I got through it really quickly. In
fact, I watched the second episode twice because I took notes on that one.
I'm gonna watch it. Yeah, it's really funny. I did I
tell you I finished. I watched the whole Bachelor season that just ended.
Oh really tennis Kid Okay, Joey Joey, I love him, I know.
And his girlfriend, the one he ended up with his cut it is
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