For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world. This has
the man be stildo corn is a live and kicking on over here. I'll
have but your ass a couple of times. If you know what I'm saying.
This is brother breaking all the forty yard brother come off zi Oh,
but I didn't piss off Jesus you call that a penalty number one, that's
number one. It's the l a clippers boot. Shut up. You're tagging
it wrong people. I would get it pregnant. They just called in and
hangs up. Your motherfucker that fucking kiss me off? Are you? Are
you in a shower down? Totally in the shower. He's not a coke
can give me James, stupid idiot. You're super idiot for getting so far
up tight over you're clearly why why don't you're comming one of these times?
Hi? Everybody looking to punch drunk sports where blah blah blah blah blah.
We have no Sam today? Why because he's taking a nap. Yeah I
need nap. He's got kids, he's got Just think he did like two
podcasts all right today to pre fair to Sam. I'm sure he did.
The guy's got bills, and that's not counting the ongoing podcast that just happens
inside his head twenty four hours a day. He's got that to worry about.
No, I see all of Sam's Instagram like shows that you and I've
known Sam for fucking half my life. I want Sam Crazy, maybe longer,
but so I've known how much he works. You know, when he's
fucking just working on other ship. He's not on the road and ship.
I see this guy doing like nine podcasts. I see him every fucking other
day. Hey I'm in Jersey. Hey I'm in Texas. Hey I'm in
Crazy. Dude. He doesn't stop. And then I start thinking, you
know what, Captain conspiracy over there, If there's anybody that would fucking clone
himself, send two Tripley's out on the road. One what There's going to
be a day where we're gonna notice everybody paying attention to his dates because he's
going to be in Omaha on the same day he's going to be in Miami,
Florida, and he's gonna pull both shows off, both eight o'clock shows,
and people are going to start saying, there's more than one Tripley.
Maybe there's Sam TUPILEI maybe Sam three. If there's Sam three PILEI Sam three
p I think that he would just be called Sam Tripley. Actually, Jason,
honestly, I think that's true, Sam Tripley. Now it all makes
sense. I'm almost stunned right now. I didn't put two and two together
for that I can. I got one thing that would shoot a hole on
this whole thing is that I don't you think Sam one would be too insecure
that the other Sam's were like better than him. I just don't think he
would. He has strict guidelines. Sam one is fucking straight. Sam two
has a drug problem and he'll fuck anything that moves. Sam three is gay,
okay, you know, and they just cover all different and so he
like handicaps. Handicaps? Is that what it is he like puts handicaps on
him? Is that that makes sense? I would, hey, man,
you can suck all the dick you want. Sam three believe the regular girls
for Sam number one, and then Sam number two was like, well,
that just leaves trashy women and drugs for me, Like Gallagher, You're goddamn
right, Sam too, just go on the road as Sam too, like
Gallagher two. Yeah, just smashing watermelonins. That's what he calls. That's
what he calls having sex with fat women or they're crazy that there was just
him three. Well it was just like what his brother or something and it's
just going on the road, is Gallagher two? That's not crazy? Even
got into like a legal fight over to Yeah they did. Yeah, yeah,
And it reminds me of this. Like there's this Godzilla movie from Japan
that's out right now called Godzilla minus one and it's just the weirdest name that
you know what the name means. It means that Japan. Let me get
go ahead. Yeah, that Godzilla got pregnant, had an abortion and skate
where it was still legal. But havingn abortion, it's not close samp.
I mean close chasing fucking, but not quite. Uh. They just had
like a rough time in World War two and then Godzilla shows up, so
not they're in the negative. That's what that means. Isn't that weird?
The Asians just a weird at naming stuff. Man, they have a weird
time. That's what I looked it up, and that's what it is.
It's like, Oh, the war sucked. That put us at zero and
then Godzilla minus one. So Godzilla minus one is how you got the name
of that movie? Is that the one that's doing really well? Like,
yeah, it's supposed to be fantastic. I'm gonna go see it too.
It's supposed to be great. Is it like a Japanese film or is it
like, yeah, it's yeah, you got you got subtitles? Yeah,
all right, it's supposed to be fantastic. I saw that movie Saltburn last
night. What it is? It is? So you don't know what it
is? No, it is so fucking crazy. It's just it's like this
movie real quick. It's like two hours, two hours. Give me a
two hours thirty minute pitch of it, right. It's this kid goes to
uh he's at fancy university in England and he gets invited back to the super
like mega old money rich kid's house for the summer. And I won't spoil
anything, uh, even though I'm sure you would love that, but it
is like there's scene there are scenes like where this guy jerks off in the
bathtub and then this other guy who has the hots for him just goes face
first in the like just a little puddle of water as it's draining down and
like slurps it. Oh it's so gross, bro, it was. I
mean, I've never the last time I had that kind of reaction in a
movie there which is shocked and like heard people in the in the theater going
like, oh, oh my god. Was was Mother Do you remember that
movie, the Aeronofsky movie where there's like a baby getting torn apart with Jennifer
what's her name? Uh you know, hot hot stuff Jennifer. Uh not
Jason Lee the actor, No, you know Jennifer Jeff Lawrence for Lawrence yeah,
yea, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And it's a Darren Ironofsky
movie and it's like an allegory for Mother Earth, you know, and like
what we're doing to Earth and yeah, and there's a scene where a baby
literally gets ripped limb from limb in the film. It's I mean, it's
graphic and disturbing. I don't know, it's hard. You couldn't recommend that
movie to anybody, but it was an experience. But this was the same
kind of thing. There are a couple of scenes do that just take your
breath away in this movie and it's kind of a dark comedy. But I
didn't i'd have to know someone really well to recommend it. Unbig nuts to
me. I auditioned for that movie this morning because I did that exact same
thing in the bathtub. Jason, I gotta. I got to the break
it to your brother. You can't audition for a movie after it's after it's
already been released. So I don't know what you did, but it was
not auditioning for that movie. Is there a sequel coming out or something?
No, but no, man, I think you just did that shoot that
video. He gave me ten bucks shoot this video, and I it was
just freaking NBA. Yeah, you did it for ten bucks, man,
I mean, that's what you did. That's all. I'm sorry. I
guess well, I got the part. In the last five minutes of the
movie. Are just that guy that plays uh, the Joker in that last
Batman movie. You know, he's only in the very end of it,
that Barry Kohen guy. It's just him completely naked, dancing around the house
with his dick out, just flying around, flopping around everywhere for five minutes
at the end of the film. It's just the craziest damn five shot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just him dance, spinning around like pirouetting and
leaping with his dick out. It's just it's fun. It's crazy. And
if you're if you have a top, if what I'm saying to you doesn't
sound like something that would make you hate a movie, then you'll like it
because other than that, it's hilarious. So far, it sounds like everything
I've ever wanted in a fucking romance. It's a romance, right, sounds
like yeah, yeah, I mean, I guess, I guess it's it's
like a drama. It's a dark comed thriller. I would say, probably
what did Samy even talked to Sam? What did he say about his uh
trip down to Rogan's Club for the first time? Oh? He you know,
he I've always he's always said that, like if he wanted to move
where it would be Dallas. And I'm like, dude, if you're going
to Texas, you got to go to Austin, not Dallas, like or
Houston he wanted Houston to I'm like, Houston's just traffic bound. It's it's
like La but without any of the the art, with more Mexicans, with
more Mexicans. But so he he had such a good time in Austin that
it changed his mind about that. He was like, no, you're right,
Austin is the place to be if you go to Texas. He had
a great time. Good yeah, and he I mean he went he saw
like Eddie Bravo's little jiu jitsu. Uh. They had like a like the
two the jiu jitsu studio there, so you call him what do you call
jiu jitsu like studio? Uh? And then they his guys came out from
California and they had like a tournament between the two the two school and it
was apparently like blood sport. It was supposed to be uh, really intense
and great. Came down to like the last guy. Wow, yeah it
was Now he had a good time. He did the Rogan's Club and then
his own dates, and uh, I love that we are Since we can't
get Sam on the podcast, you can just ask me what Sam thinks about
things. That's that's a really that's a novel approach to podcasting. The only
what you I know, I know what because I see that you guys did
two podcasts for three podcasts since he got back and he couldn't do punch on
today. So I'm like, I'll just ask Johnny how is that funny though,
because he's the guy on the show for loving their money three podcasts.
But I'm glad to hear that went well. Uh I did that show in
Indy was good? But yeah, you had you had that show with who
was there like Steve and Ari, Ari, Ryan O'Neill, uh O'Neill,
me ren as easy and uh and uh Ari. It was a real clad
to punch drunk fans. Thanks all the punch drunk fans that came out big
shows like twenty five hundred maybe people something. Yeah, I saw it.
I saw that photo of the theater. I s a picture of the theater.
Yeah. Great. Yeah, people couldn't have been nicer. The shows
were great. Everybody killed our Go see you guys, go see Alreay's Wrong
Side of History tour. Great New Hour. Such a good name for a
tour, like Wrong Side of History is so funny. I mean it's just
he's really good at that. Yeah, a whole New Hour, very funny.
You know. I haven't seen Ari do stand up in like a year,
so I loved all of it. Everybody killed, everybody did great,
so it was super fun. So thanks to all the punch drunk fans.
Uh that were there as a bunch of them, and that's a really good
you know. Coincidentally, it was a very big punch drunk show. That's
old school punch dunk. Yeah. I mean you throw in Jeff Danis and
Tripoly and Tate Fletcher works security, you sell merchants, set to go,
bro, we gotta get take back on. I miss that guy. I
love that guy. The guy's all over the fucking goddamn world with the Star
Wars thing. All you you know what you want to see the world,
get a partner Star Wars show. Yeah, don't even have to share.
All you got to do is show up, set up a little table,
sign everything. Everybody shows up with and they go, hey, how'd you
like to go to Belgium Mounty Like sure. I mean he's going all over
the world on these Star Wars comic con things. That's what we're talking about,
comic con things. Somebody's really good in that show too. He he
did a really good job. He's a goddamn good actor. Yeah he is.
And you've got a punchable face. I mean that to say in a
way, not that there's something wrong with him, but he looks like a
fighter guy, Like if he was. He walked into any scene, you're
like, oh, yeah, this guy, that's some ships about gun under
it, like if you were if you were doing like a normal courtroom scene.
And then the camera kind of pans up and you see him slipping the
back, you know, with his with his mustache trail. You're like,
oh, some ship's about to go down, so people about to get their
heads bashed. That's take with this fighter background stuff. But yeah, he's
a guy, you know, And basically what you were saying is you would,
you would beat the shit out of him and try me basically is what
you were trying to say, right, I mean I was getting to that.
But he's a good fucking actor. My point, you know, the
more they give Tate as an actor, the more, uh, the more
you're like, damn man, give him ship. You're saying he can't really
fight, he's just a good actor, and that you would, That's what
I got. My ultimate point is he is such a good actor that Tate
Pledger actually is a poor fighter. And I'm a bad actor, baby,
but I'm a tooth Chip or Tate. You want some Star Wars, come
on down to tune in town. We'll be right back right after this break,
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now back to the show. Johnny. Well, you know, I'm surprised
you did that, read Jason, because they didn't pay us last time.
And I'm I'm a little I'm a little upset with you for that. There
was something about like the guy who was the CEO or something like ye had
an accident. I don't know, but they did not pay us last time,
and I'm yeah, there was a change. There was a change of
management. They've had a lot of turnover that company, Landminds, Landlines,
Slamein's I mean a lot of big time. Yeah, but if you need
one, find it. What's your thoughts on this whole Florida skate thing four?
What? Well, I got a little baby conspiracy theory I'm nursing is
that they would not have done this were they not going to twelve teams next
year twenty twenty four. You think they made this look like such a stupid
move that if something gets fucked up next year, it's still better than it's
not a they didn't do it. They didn't do it because it was a
stupid moved. They did because Alabama was going to bring the ratings and the
money. And I but if they had done this and we had like ten
years before we went to twelve teams, and they would be like, this
breaks the system, this has never happened before, doesn't make any sense.
Well, you know what, what is this? They won all their games,
but now you know, anybody who complains, they'd be like, well,
next year we're going twelve teams, No big deal, chill out.
I absolutely believe that that made it even easier pill to swallow for them to
do the greedy thing and the not the correct thing. Unless you're a Florida
State fan. As a guy that has no dog in this fight. Here's
my problem like that, Okay, if you if I was on the committee,
I would say I would have put Florida State in. I went to
State in it for for several reasons. One, all they did was win
and with next man up if they lost. There are both those games were
nail bighters. But you know the kid that's gonna be the guy next year,
that's his chance, two games earlier than it was gonna be. He's
gonna be their quarterback of Florida State next year. So if they're gonna be
any good, they just find out two weeks earlier. And it takes away
the miracle of sports at this rate, with this system that they have,
of all this kind of shit, American should have never played the fucking Russians
in the eighties in hockey the biggest miracle. People still talk about that shit.
The Rams should have been eliminated from the playoffs when they lost their quarterback
because their backup, Kurt Warner is a grocery bagger. Four months ago,
he's bagging groceries. They're fucking one of the best stories in the NFL histor.
There's no way they can fucking keep up their quarterback, so you lose
these humanity miracle stories that we love about sports in an effort to sell Budweiser
and sell pepsi and to keep people watching a game that hey, you know
what, Florida State might get fucking butt fucked by Michigan. Maybe they will,
but if they don't and they win two fucking football games with their star
quarterback hurt and a defense is probably one of the best defenses in college football,
rally around a fucking defense because their quarterback has been like, hey man,
you know he doesn't really sell tickets. They're undefeated team and you can
win with defense. We've seen Number four. There were Number four going into
this and the only thing they did was win their conference and remain undefeated.
No, you're totally right. I agree, And dude, you know the
thing is too this sets what message you send into these kids. What a
message you sending to a backup quarterback. But by the way, if you
ever come in this game, it really kind of doesn't matter because you know,
you're a friend, no one's ever heard of you, and you're not
selling fucking biagra pills. Kid. It sets a precedent. Think about this.
It sets the precedent that because think about these big schools all have guys,
even if they're gonna be in these top twelves from now that they're gonna
have guys that are gonna sit out, not sit out, but leave school
early. You know, they're not gonna play because they're going to go to
the NFL. And now we've got to hold that against every team that has
somebody out like that. We have to do the math in our heads,
like, Okay, now that's their star wide receiver. Are they not as
good without him? You know? That's that's the president they're setting here by
judging them not on their entirety of the record, but on what their roster
looks like. It's kind of a team sport anymore. And then just not
next man up. And it's a goddamn popularity contest. Now all this sudden,
it's fucking I heard somebody make a good analogy. I can't remember what
it was. Maybe it was somebody that was on Pat McAfee. I think
was making it a comparison to judging ice skating in the Olympics. Yeah,
that was that was Greenberg. That was Greenberg, right, Yeah, Oh
it was Greenberg. Greeney sead. Yeah, they got five people. They're
just like kind of I guess appointed experts and whatever they feel like is the
temperature of the room is who should be in? How about we won every
fucking game. How About we had a very difficult non conference schedule, very
difficulty. They played too fucking they played Florida, they played who else they
played non conference? It was a fucking tough, fucking game. They were
playing the fucking Army Navy and fucking Yeah. Their strength of record was was
what three in the country, which is not that that counts me. I
know that their strength of schedule wasn't great, But the strength of record,
to me, is matters much more than strength of schedule. Yes, because
strength of schedule is initially uh predicted before anybody's even played a fucking goddamn game.
But I I really hope they beat the ship out of Georgia. That
would be very uh indicating for them. Yeah, let's see, Okay,
they they beat they be if they beat LSU to start the year. Uh,
they of course beat Clemson, They beat Duke with when who that was
sixteen at the time. Miami's pretty good. Beat Florida at Florida, then
of course, Louisville they just beat by ten points. So, yeah,
a freshman quarterback m by ten points with a freshman quarterback who had thrown one
pass in his sense high school he has thrown one pass. Yeah, and
you don't think that is a team effort. You don't think that is a
team that's rallying and a team that's coached well, and a team that is
focused in getting better and improving. And by the way, by the time
they got to the to the fucking playoffs in three weeks, their quarterback for
next year was going to be back. He just had a concussion. That's
not like he broke his leg too. He had a concussion and couldn't go.
This kid comes in, plays good, gets a sense of confidence,
and they got three weeks with your quarterback for next year, a fucking very
confident freshman who if he has to come in now and in an important game,
just got some fucking, very very important reps. And you're gonna fuck
that team just because I mean, to me, it's just like, why
don't you give it go again? Yeah, it's batter Alabama. Just give
Alabama the fuck? Why did they even playing? Just give it to Alabama?
They already tried to fuck Michigan. Oh they love It's Bama. That's
I mean, that's what they want. What do you think about Uh?
You think harboss sticks? I love it. There's a lot of talk about
him coming to Carolina again this year. He wanted the job last time apparently,
but we wouldn't give him control over, you know, total control now,
Oh, absolutely we would. Of course we would. And he was
just in Charlotte, uh, yesterday or two days ago. He was in
Charlotte. Now. The cover for that is that he has a high school
guy he's recruiting down there. But there are some rumors that he might have
had they'll drop in at us about him to the belay there. He lives
close to there. Yeah, yeah, I heard. I heard a stat
today that he has more NFL rushing yards than Bo Jackson. Is that crazy?
I've been hearing a lot of those crazy stats lately. It's weird,
right, that is weird. I mean, I know Bo Jackson, you
know, obviously had some issues, but still that's you wouldn't think that I've
heard this crazy one. It was who is the two other players in the
NFL history not Jerry Rice that aren't Jerry Rice. So three people, three
players over the age of forty have caught receiving touchdowns. Jerry Rice is one
of them. Wait you say that again. Over the age of forty,
three people have caught a touchdown. Jerry Rice is one of them. Who
is the other two? I bet one's a tight end. At least your
mom's a tight end, bitch. Wesley Wallace one of them? Nope,
he played. Okay, let me think are they Are they old guys that
are like modern guys? They're over the age of forty? No? No,
I mean like, are they guys that played in the last twenty years
or are we talking like seventies eighties? Yes, they both played in the
last twenty years, over the age of forty and caught touchdowns. You got
it. You got the question down. Pack nailed it. Nail him the
question. Give me give me the team of one of them one? Okay?
One of them? Wait? Is one of them played for the Jets
and he played for the Vikings, Wayne Corbett, Oh no, he didn't
play for the Vikings. Uh played for the Jets, and play they played
for the Falcons one year too? You played for the Falcons from one year
Jets Vikings. You may have been a packer briefly. Definitely. No,
Yeah, tell me who that is. I don't know who that is.
That's Brett Favre number one. Oh okay, these are like weird position,
all right, some weird ones. Who's who's the other guy? Then?
If it's going to be a weird thing, it's Brady. Yeah, that
makes sense. Okay, Yeah, that's a good trick question. I like
stuff like that. I love sports trivia, but it's it's hard because there's
just so much sports now. It only gets harder as the years past because
there's just more and more ship to draw on. My team fired their coach
since we last recorded. Well, that's what I was going to get into
there. If you're talking about a hardback come into town? Is your is
your owner? Be honest with me. I know you're going to be used
to tick up every time we even broach the subject of Because I just want
to talk to you about a two part question for you, Johnny. One
first thing is is your owner? Like all there, he seems like I'm
very I'm out now I'm alone people the wrong way. It sounds like I'm
alone on this. I mean, there are a few people who believe this
way. But most of the fan base is against this guy. But I
will say we had no hope of getting an MLS team, and I've wanted
an MLS team for decades in Charlotte, and we had no hope until him.
The richest owner in the NFL at the time. Now he's the second
richest behind some group that whatever it is it owns what Wow, Yeah,
Washington, Yeah, Washington, Yeah, Magie John Yeah, that's right.
Yeah. He because the MLS was never gonna give us a team playing in
an NFL stadium, an expansion team, but he put his money behind it
and got us a team here. So I will be forever in his debt
for that because I love that team. I've wanted soccer and Charlotte forever,
and I mean, I'm just very thankful for that. But also people are
forgetting this guy has unlimited money, unlimited. He's worth that fifteen bill now
maybe twenty billion now unlimited. He will eventually stumble into the answer. It's
gonna it has it will happen. He's gonna just trip over his dick until
with his substantial cock. Trust me, he's got a huge dick and he's
gonna get it right eventually, I promise you that. Because the guy wants
to win, you can't he You know, he was a minority owner with
the Steelers. Not like you're thinking minority. He owned a part of the
Steelers. Oh, I know that's not the case. Yeah for a while,
you know, for like, I don't know, a couple of decades
or something. There's no way he just sat around there not learning anything.
I just think he's impatient, you know, and he's seen what the Rams
were the worst example for an owner like this. You know what the Rams
did, just trading all their picks and getting getting rich fast, getting you
know, winning quickly. Uh. And I think everybody now who has a
lot of money thinks, oh, I can just do that and yeah.
So but I mean he's the coach he just hired. Frank Reich is the
worst coach we've had coach the Panthers, including interim head coaches, since George
Seaffert. George Seffert was the worst coach I've ever seen in the NFL,
especially you know that he was terrible, like coaching my team. But uh,
but this guy Raich was almost as bad. I Mean, the offense
made no sense. Uh, you know, the only the only guy that
he should have made. Well, I know, and I know he's not
gonna let the guy what's his name, who's the special teams coach, who's
uh, who's doing the interim job. Now, he's not gonna make him
the head coach because if he wanted, if he if there was a chance
of that, he would have made a Giro everro our defensive coordinator to the
head coach, because that guy's doing a great job. We've had so many
injuries on defense and the defense has been pretty solid. Uh. And that's
the guy who did he went out on a lot of head coaching interviews last
year. Uh, but yeah, no, I did. Dude. He's
he's he great, he gives a great press conference. He's colorful again,
not in that way. Uh, but yeah, he's a little too honest
sometimes and he I mean, he said some weird things. You saw the
press conference right where he was like, listen, it'll come out. Why
people know why we fired him. It's you know, it's on the streets.
He reminds me of Musk. Elon Musk was an NFL owner. That's
what your guy reminds me. Yeah, that's right, that's can. It's
entertaining. Though he's he's not a Dan Snyder. He's not a dick.
He's really not like he goes he goes out and talks to fans and stuff.
But he's done some things like not he pissed a lot of people like
that. People like that. You only certain a smaller percentage of people can
work for or with someone like that. Yeah, then your average Arthur Blank
or a guy that's you're He pissed a lot of people off when he didn't
hire Steve Wilkes last year too, after Wilkes went six and six, after
rule got fired. Uh, he made a lot of people angry. The
team all wanted Wilkes to be hired, like unanimously, the team wanted Wilkes
to get the job. And you know, Wilkes found the solution there.
But the solution was, you know, to make things conservatives, just ground
and pound three yards and a cloud of dust. But we've seen it.
That doesn't. That doesn't win long term in the NFL today. It just
doesn't. You can get to like nine and seven every now and then with
that you see what with Rivera. John Fox was another example for the Panthers.
But you need it, you need to air it out, and you
need a guy who's got like a modern offense. And that's not what Wilkes
would have done. And it might have it would have get you know,
we would be better this year, absolutely, but long term no. Now
the other thing, of course, is this trade. I mean this trade
has hamstrung the franchise for years now. They traded, you know, the
first they traded McCaffrey and got some assets albeit it. But then they traded
DJ Moore their first round pick last year, which was nine, which turned
into what's his face? What's that kid's name? You know in Chicago?
Who's so good? Oh? What you know? Hold on talking about fucking
offensive defense? Yeah? Hold on, no, no, no. The
guy that the Bears drafted at nine last year, Jalen Carter that because Caroline
traded Chicago, ended up in Philly. Okay, Jalen Carter, the tackle
out of defensive tackle out of Georgia, who's great. They could have just
taken him and kept their picks and then they would have had possibly, uh
you know, one of the two top quarterbacks this year. They didn't,
and then they traded their first round pick this coming year, multiple seconds.
They're gonna be paying for this until twenty twenty five. They have a second
round of thatt' due in twenty twenty five. There's a nightmare, like when's
the last time you remember a team that's gonna almost certainly have the number one
pick and not it's not gonna be theirs. That almost never happens. It's
devastating. Yeah, that's fucking very strong. You know, it's pretty rare.
Yeah, I can't when you think of that example, I can't think
of that example. It's probably happen. I can't. Nothing pops off the
top of my head. But I'll tell you what. It's more so people
that have been lost their first round pick due to some sort of infraction,
and then you're like, damn, you could have had the seventh pick if
you didn't fucking pump noise into your stadium or whatever the fuck they got.
This is the first pick. Think about that. We will have traded the
nine and the one and seconds, and you know a few other like thirds
and four. I can't let me see what the totally mean when I say
everybody in this part of the country, the Greater Chicago Land area is very
emotionally bested in your Oh, I'm sure they are. Yeah, every Monday
sports page bang weirdly for the Carolina loses. But it's the second thing on
Monday's sports page is the Carolina thing because they get both your picks. The
Bears literally could get first pick, fifth pick. Here's what it was.
Okay, the two top five picks. That's unbelievable for the We traded the
ninth last year and the second last year of our first round pick this year,
which will be a one, and then a second round pick in twenty
twenty five plus Dj Moore. So we traded the nine and the one for
and the number sixty one and then a second round pick in twenty twenty five
whatever that is for just the one. That's it and Dj Moore here's a
wide receiver one sure, let me ask you this now brutal brings up my
second question. Can I borrow eighty dollars? Here's my second trust. And
we were gonna take Stroud. We were gonna move up to two. That's
what Tepper said. That kind of got a lot of people spinning in a
tizzy during that press conference. We thought we were going to two, and
we just decided to stop dicking around and go up to one. That's what
Fitterer did, which is why he's almost certainly getting fired our GM. You
take a show, do you think now, and you know anybody listens to
shown, I definitely recall all your words in June May. Yeah, go
ahead. Do you think you made the wrong pick knowing what you know now?
Well? I possibly, I mean it's possible, sure, But I
the guy I'm telling you you could put Tom Brady on this team. Nobody's
open. We have the worst offensive line that we've ever had, like that
one in fifteen team that George Sefert coach. If you look at the names
on that offensive line, those were guys that would go on to be the
foundation of that team when they went in the Super Bowl two years later,
they had a real offensive line. They just had Chris Winky at quarterback.
Nobody's open. Like JT. O. Sullivan has this uh this YouTube channel
know if you've ever seen it, but he breaks down quarterback play and every
time he does, every time he breaks down Bryce Young, he's like,
where do you want to throw the ball? Nobody's open. He's got no
time. And you know that even the CBS covers this week. They paused
at the top of the routes a few times and they were like, look
at this, nobody's open. I mean, our our wide receiver one is
steeling out of the slot. Who can't run anymore? Chark is slow.
I don't know if it's from injuries or what, but he's not the guy.
Uh. You know, the only way we ever complete a pass is
either you know, these short passes, or just ridiculous anticipation by Bryce Young
and he manages to throw someone open. Uh, he hasn't had a lot
of balls bat it down. That was going to be the knock on him.
You know, he's gonna get the balls bad down. He's gonna get
hurt. He hasn't gotten hurt. Really, it's you know, one little
nick which I don't think was a nick. I think they were giving him
a break around like a motherfucker. So yeah, I don't know what's enough
talking about that garbage team. You can I give a special I'm gonna give
a special shout out, real quick and very special coo gratulations to the greatest
kicker in the history of the NFL, Young wake Ku, biggest gentleman with
one missed field goal by the I guess second best kicker in the history of
the NFL, Justin Tucker. Yeah, well I would have said Morton Anderson,
but go ahead, young Wakeku became the greatest kicker in the history of
the NFL. Mort Anderson kick for you guys for a long time, you
said, you're saying who's better than him? Who's who is the most accurate
kicker in the history of the NFL. If you don't believe in the google
it right now, well, I mean and yeah, he's been five years.
Now go through it. Morten Anderson kicker twenty years. Martin Anderson one
of my all time favorite Falcons. We also had Norman j. For a
long time. We also had Matt Bryant for Malcolms have always had a good
kicker that was like twenty five years more than Anderson was in the NF and
O shit, he was like a Falcon and a saint for like twelve or
thirteen years, one for one, one for another two. Just streight half
the Falcons only had a kicker for for like twelve ten, twelve years.
We would just be the same guy. You don't have to worry about nothing.
Nothing's worse than having the kicker carousel and you going on in your team
when your team's got that, you got a new kicker every every time you
look at the news for your on your click on your site and go on
and check out. See what's going on the guys look at you. Look
on this he had worked out three more kickers. Go god, damn.
Yeah, no, you're has been good for us. You were right about
him. He doesn't have much of a leg, but he's been very accurate.
I just wanted to give a congratulations congratulations too. Didn't he miss like
an extra point a couple of weeks ago? He missed one extra point loser
but uh, a bad time his shoes together, so he kicked it with
his mind and it just kind of it's just a little windy day, just
a little wide left. Stupid, you're so stupid. But yeah, I'm
excited about that. Hey, Falcons, By the way, can you can
I say this is the craziest team we've ever had. We had a quarterback
if we had about to say those a healthy Kirk Cousins. Let's say they
had a uh that's another guy that would it'll be we would be absolutely all
of our weapons are great, offensive line is pretty good, and our defense
is unbelieva. We haven't given up a touchdown in nine quarters. That's two
games in a quarter. You guys are too well to get a quarterback though.
Well that's the thing, that's why. That's there's all these rumors about
Justin Fields. You know, we'd give the Bears a second round pick.
We take Justin Fields off their hands. Oh interesting, Okay, boy,
you guys running the option would be something. And he's from Atlanta, that's
why everybody loves him. So would he run this fields? Run the option
much? If in the in Chicago. I haven't watched the Bears, he
said. He just runs for his life. I don't you know. But
do they do they do any like a lot of design runs, because they
should. They do some design runs. They don't really run like I'm just
imagining him and the kid from Texas like which is side? Oh God,
forget about. But so there rumors of I mean, make no qualms about
it. Falcons winning this division. Look at look at Atlanta. The land
Falcons have left Johnny in no particular order because I can't recall the exact order
Tampa this week. Then you guys, then Indy, then Chicago then New
Orleans. That is the exact order. I gotta let me see here.
The Saints have left, all right. The Saints have that the Lions,
but they had there. That's a win. They have the Giants, that's
a win. They have the Rams, probably a win. Buccaneers, maybe
a win the Falcons that I think it will come down last game against the
they're flexing it. They're flex in Atlanta's. They could come down to that.
But I'm telling you we're under if you did in the division, and
we've already beat the Saints once, so if you beat him twice, it
comes down to a tiebreaker. They're just super super Yeah, I just got
to. I mean, they have a they at least have a quarterback who
does the Saints. Yeah, dude, car they're calling for cars Head right
now. Every time he comes he's been okay. I think they're going with
Jameis Winston this week. Really, Oh god, I can't believe he's still
in the NFL. Jameis Winston. That's so funny. I think Jameis Winston
is starting this week. I could be wrong. I wonder if we would
be better if we had taken him and just waited. I mean, I
know we'd be better off for having not traded, but I mean our stats
aren't god awful, you know, like last week he had one hundred and
five point five rating against the Lions. The week before that seven. This
is old old school quarterback rating. But uh yeah, I mean he's been
okay. I mean he's been better, better than his numbers, a way
better than ridders. Dude, he's got he's got twenty seven hundred yards,
eleven touchdowns, six interceptions, eighty nine quarterback rating on the year, sixty
six points. Dogs number. My dog's numbers are better than it is.
Not the dude guy you liked him though, Speaking of people who said things
on the show, Hey what, that's what you do. You root for
your team, you're hopeful, but then you got it. There comes a
fucking point in time, and is about when it is halfway through the season.
You're bie, week's gone, is five six games left, and you
got to really look in the mirror and say, who are we and the
people that do that, if we can do this, and then we need
when you start doing the fucking diagrams in your fucking goddamn bedroom. Well,
if the Lions lose and then the Bears win, and then Dallas loses and
then we win out, it's over. Those teams never fucking do anything but
get in the playoffs, get waxed by somebody that deserves to be in the
playoffs. But the Falcons are gonna get in a home game. It's gonna
be Falcons are gonna be a nine to eight team, and they're gonna get
Dallas coming to town, and they're gonna get beat forty eight to fucking six.
Dallas is good. Yeah, they're gonna get The Falcons are gonna get
beat at home forty eight to six. You need a quarterback home backs game.
And here's what I'm saying. I love it. You know why because
it's still better than what the NCAA just did to Florida State. Because the
Falcons won their division. And guess what happens when you in your division,
you get a fucking home playoff game. Yeah, when you win all the
games on your schedule, you get a playoff game. You might not be
a fucking fifteen to two team, you might not be a fucking sexy team
with a rookie of the fucking year that's also fucking battling to be five hundred.
You might have like three good players, you know, a kicker in
your running back, but let you build a fuck and that's how you build
within the franchise. Then rookies next year that come in, the rookies that
were in the playoffs their rookie year, say hey, man, here's what
this is gonna be like. And you build through a couple of years.
It's TikTok football. Ntaba has become TikTok football. It's Instagram football. It's
not real fucking football anymore. This is like, man, we need everybody
to watch this and stare at these goddamn fucking Tesla commercials, some pussy shit
or whatever the fuck they have, and I just think, I just feel
I hope. I'm sorry, Tiana, I'm sorry Jaron, I hope and
all the Georgia people and my Falcon friends. I hope Florida State works Georgia.
Yeah, the number one team for fucking the last twenty nine weeks or
whatever the fuck. If they do it will make the committee look they will
look so stupid if they do no, And you know, then you just
go, what are we gonna do? And I hope Alabama just gets absolute
lead. Bud fucked, who do they have? Texas? Alabama? Texas?
What I think? But no, No, Michigan, right, isn't
it? Yeah? I think it's Michigan and then Washington and Texas. I
think that's right. You are right, you are right. Well let's go
Michigan. I don't believe in Washington either, right, I mean I think
it's I do. They're fun to watch. I've watched a lot of watch.
They got no defense, they got no defense. They have an opportunitiistic,
opportunistic defense. But they that's what they say about teams that don't play
good defense. Yeah, they getting shootouts and then they get a fucking interception
in the fourth quarter. Good d You're like it's forty five. They play
good defense, like the Panthers play good defense. That's right, right,
right, right, right right. But I think they're from that receiver they
got that roma yeah whatever, I think. Yeah, he's that guy is
something. He I mean, he's fast, he's big, he catches them
all with his hands, he's elusive, runs Rosie blocks that he's like he's
a big dude too. Kind of reminds me of like you know, he
reminds me of a DK Metcalf. Kind of reminds me of a Metcalf.
That's a good player. Oh dude, he killed me. How are you
doing in fantasy? In first place in punch drunk? Uh uh? And
first place in basketball? And I'm not sure about your playover league. I
think I'm in the first place of my division in that. Let me see,
you just got butt fucked by somebody who would you well, you know
why though? No, you don't say that without the context. I lost
to Remandre Stevenson and Tank Dell before they even scored a point this week?
Would you play? Though? I can't remember? And then I lost Andrews
my damn tied end for the season, like right before fucking miserable. This
is the fuck I'd be willing. Well, it's been a weird year for
football, but I would be willing to say this is the worst I've done
in fantasy overall. Yeah, you're in last place in basketball? No I'm
not, aren't you? No? No, let me see, I'm in
like six. Oh, no, you're in fifth. You're two and three.
Yeah, I mean I'm I haven't lost yet, so whatever, no
big deal. You will Yeah, maybe. Hey, I had one year
where I didn't lose, and then I lost in the playoffs. So it's
like, fuck, I wish that I could take my four how many leagues
you've been four? Three, three football leagues? I'm in every league that
you're in, I believe, So, yeah, yeah you are. Yeah,
Bro, I'm in your head. Bro, I'm in your fucking mind.
Yeah, you're in my head from last place, right A lot?
Probably think about me a lot? Are you? You must be the football
league. You're in last place because I remember seeing you. No, you're
not. I'm in the sixties in your Billy goat fucking league, in your
fucking North Carolina league. I've already locked up my uh, I've already locked
up my position in the playoffs. I'm gonna make the playoffs in two leagues.
I'm not going to make the playoffs in two leagues, but in my
four leagues. This is the most I've ever wanted to just combine my four
leagues into one super team. Well, I wouldn't say super well because every
every time every league I'm in, I got one guy that's doing good,
and then I have a bunch of fucking just just guys that are killing me.
Yeah, no, I know, dude. I mean I lost so
much injury just just in the last two weeks. I lost like half a
team. It was ridiculous. I'm trying to do this thing because I mean,
watching this thing about all these NFL players were I'll see if I can
find I'll send it to you. But all these NFL players were talking about
how how mean people are to them in public about fantasy football, and I
know they were like, you know, I'll be sitting there having dinner with
my daughters. They come up and go, yo, you fucked me yesterday
fucking carefully or whatever the fucking He's like, dude, I don't know.
I try my hardest. I'm probably not gonna be able to walk in my
fittoo. You make millions of dollars, I get it, but I'm trying.
When I talked once I saw it, I was like, oh man,
that is true. That's I mean. I tried to think about was
like a comic, Like you make a joke as a comic and then someone's
like, well, you're fucking should be fired, Like this is so taken
out of context. I looked at it kind of guy. I saw it
as like a comic in a way, and I go, fuck. So
now I'm trying to like, whenever I talk about my fantasy players, I'm
like, fucking you know, as an Ingram, this fucking idiot, you
know. I'm trying to just be like, yeah, he had a bad
game and that cost me. Yeah. No, you're right, You're right.
I was guilty of that when he said that I talk about them.
Yeah, maybe people. Yeah, you know what, I'm like, this
girl, I hope he fucking dies. I've never said that, but well,
only about my father, Johnny, did you We were talking about this
right before the show. But uh, Mexican Independence. By the way,
I'm about to tell you guys something that is going to be the most expensive
sporting event you can. Don't even try to go to this thing unless you
got to hook up. And think about how many people are going to be
hooked up at this Mexican Independence Day September sixteenth, So next September, So
we're talking about what ten ten months from now, the UFC is doing a
fight pay per view fight at the Sphere in Las Vegas. Yeah. Wait,
and Dana White said it is going to be not only the biggest card
that they've had that, and imagine, I imagine there'll be a lot of
Mexicans on this fight card. One it's in Vegas. Two it's Mexican Independence
Day and they always do load those those fights up with Mexican fighters. That
that thing's gonna be bonkers. I mean, I don't know what they can
do with that ceiling while there's a fight going on. Just have a fight
on it, I guess right, they have the fight on it. That
would be so bad because there would be not a bad seat in the house.
Yeah, but then you might as well just be watching it on TV.
They might as well just pay per view it there and then you can
fucking yeah, can you imagine I can see him, and that you pay
for your ticket and then you have to pay for the pay per view two
to get in, Oh dude, I mean just to see you too at
that motherfucker. Those tickets for like fuck oh thousand bucks, thousand fresh seats.
I got Rolling Stones tickets for next year, dude, And I mean
I counted myself lucky to get a ticket for like three hundred dollars in a
decent ticket. But it's like, oh, I've never seen the guy.
Yeah, I knows. I was thinking. I was like, this gotta
be the last chance to see these guys. They have a new album.
It's actually pretty good. But yeah, dude, that's gonna be cool.
I'm dying to go see uh something at the at that the sphere. Apparently
there's a movie you can go see, like one of those nature movies.
Yeah, it's like, uh, it's like fifty bucks. I think Darren
Aronofsky did it actually, Uh yeah, we were just talking about earlier fifty
five dollars I saw. It's called uh yeah, Postcard from Earth by In
directed by Darren Aronofski. It's supposed to be fantastic. I heard Elon Musk
on some podcasts. Did you really yep? What role? What ruffalo?
I was playing a buffalo? Oh? Interesting? Now did you did you
do anything specially like going and makeup or something for your audition? Running in
the fields? Now you know that me I put I came up in like
a buffalo coat on and sh like that. And now is that the one
where you were drinking the jiz of the bathub or is it something else?
No? No, apparently that was just like a transaction. But no,
man, they'd be running in the field with all these other buffalos and ship
and you know, shooting arrows at mean books like that, but they they're
shooting arrows at Wait, the shooting arrows at you. Yeah, I don't
think that that doesn't happen in the movie. Again, I don't think you
were on a film audition, Jason. I'm sorry to tell you yet again
it sounds like something else is going on. Did you get paid for this
auditions? Cot on and it was night time and there were men and cow's
I was running and they were shooting something at me. But in this situat
is like the director who kept getting like, get out of the film.
He was running running lines with me off. Oh so he's like a method
guy. Huh he's really Yes, I don't know. And I was like,
fuck you, I'm a buffalo or something. But I didn't get it.
I don't think when did you do that audition? About four o'clock this
morning? Oh see the movie already came out. I don't think you quite
understand how like the industry were. And it's weird because you lived in La
for a long time. I don't I really think you're confused about how filmmaking
works. I thought it was he thought you said he was a director.
I'll recommend a couple of books. Okay, Oh I got a book recommendation.
Good segue, Johnny, I do have a book recommendation. And I
think, like, hey, wow, this is weird. Has a book
recommendation. But I'm telling you it's uh. And then so I talked anyways,
just count this as an ad even though this one's this one's on the
house. You guys, if you like me and you like listening to books,
but you've alway, He wondered about the process of making books for people
who don't like reading books. Well, I got good news for you.
I just finished Books on Tape for Dummies on tape. It's an excellent listen
about people listening to books, but said in a way that people like me
can understand it. Now back to the show. Where do you even get
this? I don't where do you get Books on tape for Dummies on tape.
It's a book on tape about books on tape. It's on tape.
I don't even have a tape player. Well, I don't have to tell
you, man, get fucking get the fucking CD or something like that.
I mean, remember that time when when THEO was on the show or was
that, Yeah, THEO was zooming in and he was sitting at his desk,
and all behind him at his desk, it was like fifty fucking books
for dummies. It was every book for dummy that had ever been made.
Was the idea we should do that. I should get a whole shelf of
books on tape behind me. That would be really fun. That's funny too.
Yeah, I get a bunch of tapes. You know. I used
to have those like gas stations. I would sell like books on tape for
like long haul truck drivers and stuff. Just get as many of those as
I possibly could. When I was in college, I had a fucking trophy
made that was just stupid, just for like in our apartment. I mean
it was like forty dollars. There was a forty dollars joke. It was
I got my money, a joke. I respect. That had this trophy
in our living room and it all I said on the trophy was, uh,
second place spelling be but spelling only had one L in it. Stupid.
That's funny. Where'd you just leave that on a shelf or something?
Yeah, right there in the middle of the fucking living room, people like,
oh, you know, and sometimes people you'd always watch like did they
get it? Do they not get it? It's second place. There was
a lot of you know, those are the class. I can tell you
this right now. If Otani goes to the Dodgers, I I might move
to Texas. I might end at all. I just don't want to.
Can you imagine there's fucking annoying the teens bit of a hope for the Cubs
to get him too. I would love for the Cubs, anybody but La
to get him. They Dave Roberts they met with Otani for two to three
hours today. No really, yeah, good, Robert said, clearly show
he is our top priority, is what he said. Wow. I mean,
of course it is. They got all the money in the world,
and why wouldn't he want to So probably he doesn't even have to move at
least, I mean, I you know, at least the Brave's got something
going on, you know, they can I think we're in on Dylan Cease
maybe, uh but fuck, I mean, if Otani goes there, it's
just fucking gross. Did you hey, what's up? Bro? Doggie?
Little dog you're a little tiny person no, this motherfucking dogs and cand of
got food in here, But he's wrong. Is that the Airdale or whatever?
Yeah? The only dog that I like here I love, not the
dog that bit me. No, this that dog still alive, that billy
goat looking dog that bit me unfortunately, asshole on. Yeah, he's definitely
the fucking worse. Johnny, did you see Is this good or is this
bad? And do me a favor, look this up and see if you
can cross reference. This is what I saw is real that you can bet
on the Special Olympics now, And like that this sounds like the kind of
thing that Sam Trick tweets out that it's just not true. But let me
say, I thought I saw it on a reliable place and I thought to
myself, Wow, no, this is real. Yeah, it's from a
couple of months ago, but it's in Forbes. It says people can now
bet on the twenty twenty three Special Olympics bet online. Dot ag has got
a Doesn't that seem like a kind of thing where it would be easy to
get Oh yeah, because you can't tell if they're faking in it, if
they're you know, throwing the fight or whatever. You know, throwing the
race, or because they're already you know special. Oh, I wasn't even
talking about that. That would be an easy lot of a lot of those
guys might be easy to swindle into throwing a race. Yeah, you could
get like a handful of jelly beans or something, right, Man, I
was trying to not go where I was like without saying, without ari,
with no guests, maybe we can pump right through this and not get into
the fucking you know, tell them that I say, win this race,
their mommy is gonna fly away. But dude, don't no, But Michael,
there's a lot of those mommies, damn it. There's a a lot
of the lot of you know, those athletes in this profession Olympics that are
like, uh, severely less yeah, you know, have less needs than
the others do. The bad Man's gonna kill Sandy Claus if you don't throw
the fring. It seems like it might be like an unfair thing to be
betting on. I don't I don't understand how what do you mean by unfair?
Because man, some of these people are severely uh handicapped, and some
of these people aren't. You'd be like, there's one persons for everyone.
You just gotta do your research. I got you gotta feel like, what's
this guy's thing and what's this guy You's got to go to the track and
look at the horses, like, Oh, this guy's got no legs.
This guy's got like slight downs, just a touch of downs. I'm betting
on the downs guy. Yeah, I'm taking this guy's got three legs.
Yeah, you know that can be a hindrance. That's someone with that problem.
I can tell you that that doesn't There's some of these people. You
know this Michael Phelps at every Olympics and these and at the Special Olympics,
there's a lot more of than Michael Phelps, the people that just clean up
everything. I don't know how now they have Michael Philps at the Special Olympics.
That's right, he's I heard he's great. I heard Michael Phillips is
great at swimming and running. He wins every event. All the other kids
hate him, That's what I've heard. I mean, I don't understand how
it's going to go down, but I do think that we should be getting
involved in maybe making some money on the Special Olympics. Blow it out,
let's do it dude, let's go there and get you know, just win.
Whatever money we win will donate to the Special Olympics. No, no,
no, are you stupid? Yeah? Maybe? Okay, yeah,
we definitely need that money. I didn't know you rich about it. We
would think, thanks special, I borrow some money. Like, I didn't
know you were rich, Jason. Let's give me give me some cash.
Brother, I didn't know you had millions of dollars in the bank that we
can just donate money to the Special Olympics. I wish I did. Speaking
of not having millions of dollars in the banks, what did And I'm sure
I was looking forward to it, But I'll let you get his proxy once
again. Yeah, okay, what are your thoughts and what do we know?
And what is Sam going nuts about? I'm sure this one, this
one tickles all of Sam's tickle spots, you know what I mean. It
gets him fucking going. And it's that NBA player that got caught hooking up
at that high school. Yeah, Sarah, because he was nineteen and she
was what seventeen, which to me that's not a big deal. But I
think he's I thought he was twenty one, and I thought she was seventeen.
Well when it started, it was nineteen and seventeen. And then it
turns out the age of consent in Australia sixteen and the age of consent in
Oklahoma is sixteen. So he's he's fine if all of that is true.
Yeah, it is. I mean I looked it up. It wasn't like
I mean, I saw the news. This is just this is just tragic.
There's I mean, there is like this dirty thing that you see that
he's like there was a snap of him, whether it's real or not.
Did you see the snap? Sorry I'm interrupting, but just now the snap
where he was like, hey, I saw you got this girl. She's
seventeen. You can you find anybody younger? That's like the damning snap that
I saw of him. He's like, can you find anybody younger than seventeen?
Now, I don't know how old he was in that. I don't
know if that was nineteen when he was back in Australia or what. But
I mean it sounds like he's but never she's made. This lady's got like
some powerful attorney, like all did you see pictures of her? Though she
looked like she's about twenty five. Did that happen to me one time?
Really? Like she was in like an eighteen plus club or a twenty one
plus club with him, which is I mean that alone should if he didn't
know any better, it should be his out, Like how the funk should
get in here? I don't know if if he was like twenty one like
you said, and fuck him, I was a sixteen year old, like
socially he should be ostracized. But it doesn't sound like I just looked it
up again Oklahoma agent consent of sixteen. So what I mean then what can
they get him for? Crazy? But yeah, I mean it sounds like
he's a he's a fucking creep. But what can you do? I mean,
if it's not illegal, beat his ass? I guess, get some
of these guys to, you know, some of these hardcore NBA you know
a black guys, to beat his ass bigger, you know, like just
get him in the locker room and be like you'd like fucking young girls and
then just beat him up. Johnny, I want to I know, we'll
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for that copy. I feel like they just threw pity in there to get
another rhyme, because pity doesn't really make sense in the context of of that
uh ed read. Why with the Kitty's pity the litter? I guess because
they shit on it. Is that Why did they pity? Maybe the ones
pity it because they're shitting. Okay, I get it now, because they
didn't ship in it because they're all shitty. So they pitied themselves because they
wish they got some smitty kitty litter. Oh literally, okay, because if
I'm all shitty, I pity myself because I should have shot in where other
the cat did a thousand pounds back. Is that that's a good deal?
I have to say that is one heck of video. Yeah, that was
my bag of kitty litter. Put that, But they total in the closet
the better or something. Hey, maybe make make friendsh out of it,
Maybe make a couch you know. Uh. Pat McAfee's like the best thing
that ESPN has done in decades probably, And they are pimping these ship out
like, dude, every time can turn the TV on about this guy being
there, he's you can't. And they like anytime I want to watch a
clip on the app, you know, because they're pretty good at making the
headlines for it's thirty second ad for a fucking twenty second clip of him,
you know, just like the smallest clip ESPN fucking app or whatever the fuck
you terrible. Hey, you won't believe this fucking dunk. Okay, sounds
I want to see a dunk for a fucking seven second dunk. I gotta
watch a thirty second fucking commercial about fucking uh lippitour. They must know how
that, how bad an experience that is. They just don't care. They
just despise their their customers. Oh yeah, they fuck ESPN. Fuck yes,
they're the worst. Johnny, you didn't see it because you were back
in your hiljack. Oh, by the way, how is it being back
home? It was good, dude. We had a good time. I
just did nothing and uh played video games with my nephew. It was fantastic.
Your girl didn't come with you, No, she had to work,
and so she's gone. Okay, I get it. During the Thanksgiving game,
the Dallas game they had, they had this Dolly pardon who maybe it's
got to be in her eighties, eighty three, eighty four, something like
that. She came out, sang one of her songs seventy seven, sang
Jolene Natural, her classic, then saying, uh, we are the champions
by queen. It seemed lips sank for sure, like she did a studio
version of it, and then uh lip sank it. She didn't even really
have a microphone, I don't think, but she didn't even know. That's
unless it was like one of them Janet Jack's microphones in her ears. All
right, let's see. Yeah, we pull it up here. Yeah,
just give it a few minutes, maybe we can pass forward. Don't want
to blur, but out was but I well, she's dressed like Dallas Cowboys
cheerleader. Yes, not very dynamic in her performance. So she's just kind
of ambling around the stage. She's holding on too, like always holdings and
stage for balance, and so she doesn't be holding onto that star. I
don't know if the stage is bright, it's hard to see. She doesn't
want to fall for sure. She's right on the edge of the stage.
I mean really, she can hardly move around. Look at uh for for
seventy seven she looks great. It's the thing, yeah, I mean,
it's that thing, you know, plastic surgery. Once you get past like
sixty five, it works for you. It can do something. Now give
it to the go to the next tune. I don't understand. Yes,
oh, she's absolutely not singing. Yeah, I mean, keep it going.
Give it to it and anytime I want to hear it. Dude,
we got a champion. I mean, there's no Mica, but looks like
she might be wearing a dyer. She never turns around and gives you the
fucking butt shot, which I get. Listen, I'm not chounding sex suspect.
My point is that this is just and good for her. Fucking you
know, it's a weird choice for an eighty year old to be. Yeah,
wonderful hair to grow on some fucking height. Let me dress like Beyonce.
Let's feel weird. Yeah does she haven't she? They're not even pretending
she has a mic? Uh huh yeah right, let's you are out.
She hasn't moved within a five foot circle on that stage. Doesn't he moves
back? I don't think she can. It might be a hologram for all
I know. It might could be a hologram because those holograms have limited ringe.
That's an interesting point. Oh no, she doesn't. She might have
one of those little guard sooks mikes wacke those. She's white. But she's
definitely not singing because she'd be out of breath and ambling around like this.
Look at that big ap though, nice job, Dolly. No, this
is so weird. It's so weird. And by the way, Dallas,
I don't remember. I didn't watch football and Thanksgiving honestly it was I think
Dallas may have lost that game. So it's really uh, I've been watching
the Panthers, but I can't watch much else. It's just no, I
don't think she does have a mic co on Bay. Yeah, no,
that's I thought those are ear rings. I thought it was one of those
little they're just like, hey man, let's a little bit. But it's
her voice. Mean, it sounds like she recorded this. Yeah, and
then they just so it sounds sucking AI probably, And I think she's bad
ass. Don't get me wrong. I think she's badass. I think she's
funny. I think she's a good actress. She's a banned she looks incredible
for her her age. But it's strange. I don't know whose idea it
is, like, hey, let's get her out there and secks her up
like a mother. You see the Donna doing it now too. And she's
grosser than I mean point like an eighty year old where you're like twirking and
I'm over seeing Britney spears, Britney spears like forty and I'm I'm done with
her, like I no more please no, I would still and she could
still get it. Well, there's a difference between who can get it and
who you just want to see dancing with knives on instant. We lost a
bet. Now you got to fucking eat out cheerleader over there. Yeah,
that's that's a different calculus. Did you watch De Family Chantell? You said
you did, right, Oh yeah, I'm caught up in all my bullshit.
Crazy. How crazy is that guy? I mean, he's a horrible
representative of the United States of America, But man, that was so gnarly
when he's just like, yeah, I'm gonna fuck Pedro's mom, Now this
is absolutely revenge sex and just goes in there and fucking derails this dude's mom
before she breaks up with it. Was all very weird. What a scumbay
that guy's has comeback though, the mom all the mothers are crazy. Yeah,
yeah, Patron is the most normal guy on the show. Probably,
Peter's probably the most normal motherfucker on this show. It's like patre in the
middle or something. But the dad's so under that from that fucking well.
The dad has no personality. Yeah. And did you see River Like they
showed up throw like a like a high like a play basketball. Yeah yeah,
yeah, like an old clip of him, Like how different he looks
now? I mean he used to be really thin? Yeah he does.
He's getting Yeah, it's whatever they potatoad body like, Yeah, that's so
strange. Have you started Fargo that? No? No, I haven't.
I didn't watch the last season that I didn't finish it. I like that.
I don't know why I haven't. Yeah, I didn't watch it.
Oh great, I don't even think I finished the one with the guy from
the Office. It's funny because I love that show, but I just didn't
want I didn't finish the second episode. Episode four is tonight. I gotta
check it out. No, I have but four that are out. It's
so far, it's great. Did you see the new the trailer for the
new Game of Thrones? Uh, just drop over the weekend. It's not
coming out to the summer though, but it looks really good. No.
And I also haven't watched any of the Dolphins hard knocks. That here is
great. Well, are they doing the in season one? Now? In
season with the Dolphins. Just I didn't know that that's an interesting team to
pick up though, maybe three episodes out so far, two or three episodes.
That's fart. I hear coach is a weird guy. I hear people
talking about it on podcast. But ever since this come has come out,
well it's coming out, I've got like three or four texts of people saying
that I remind him of Josh McDaniel. Yeah, look like my, I
like on my sound like him. I don't know what it is, but
I've heard three times since this thing has come out, Yeah, you wear
glasses. Have you noticed this tendency that people have have to think that everybody
who's white and wears glasses looks the same. I get it all the time.
People send me like, hey, this looks just like Johnny and it's
a guy who looks nice like me. Yeah. I do get that.
I got I get it more. I get it more with glasses. Yeah
yeah, yeah, anytime I have my I mean, and I wear my
glass all the time now because I just contact just irritated to shut my eyes
now, but I gotta go. I probably start that this week, maybe
even I'll start tonight, because I do like the Dolphins, like, I
don't look like most ya Kasher And for a long time at the Comedy Store,
people would like, I got that so much, dude, that's a
weird one huge years and a big no. I mean we just you know,
he's good looking guy whatever, you know, whatever, whatever, but
we don't look the same. Like five years ago when I had like a
big ass beard in my glasses. Everyone and I got Mark Mayorn a lot.
People Actually, people grumpy if we were both performing at the store or
the improv or ice House or something. We were both either on the same
venue or at the same club at the same night, like I get all
the time. People are like, oh, hey, what are you Yellen?
Where you sign this autograph? And I'm like, dude, I'm not
no, what are you Yellen? Okay, just get out of my face.
Right, he's eighty, he might be ninety now. He just made
a movie that's supposed to be pretty good actually in France. Oh really,
yeah, I can believe that. What the fuck is it going to say?
I don't know that's it, Johnny? All right, really good talk
to good luck with your teams, Go Falcons. Yeah, I got North
Carolina. It's playing Connecticut to night in basketball Big Game. We'll have Sandy
back next week. Yeah, next suck it well, next episode, we
say, next week, but God knows. All right, Okay, hold
on, I'm looking for the public. What what did they say? Every
Girl's My girlfriend? Every good? It disturbs me how much Sam loved this
song. The ans was like, yeah, special age, what am I
saying? Jobby stop this, letther frock. These are kids we're supporting.
Now. If you are, if you're a drum puncher, who bye bye
on the problem. If you want to find this h and buy it,
it's with knee high Let's get busy. As the name of the album,
every Girl's My Girlfriend, Every Girl's My girlfriend. I made, I'm gonna
make. I'm gonna put this a vote. Would this be the new punch drunk themes