1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:06,120 For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world. This has 2 00:00:06,799 --> 00:00:12,839 the man be stildo corn is a live and kicking on over here. I'll 3 00:00:12,839 --> 00:00:14,839 have but your ass a couple of times. If you know what I'm saying. 4 00:00:15,279 --> 00:00:21,600 This is brother breaking all the forty yard brother come off zi Oh, 5 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:25,800 but I didn't piss off Jesus you call that a penalty number one, that's 6 00:00:25,879 --> 00:00:30,280 number one. It's the l a clippers boot. Shut up. You're tagging 7 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:35,359 it wrong people. I would get it pregnant. They just called in and 8 00:00:35,439 --> 00:00:39,679 hangs up. Your motherfucker that fucking kiss me off? Are you? Are 9 00:00:39,679 --> 00:00:43,719 you in a shower down? Totally in the shower. He's not a coke 10 00:00:43,799 --> 00:00:47,920 can give me James, stupid idiot. You're super idiot for getting so far 11 00:00:48,439 --> 00:01:04,480 up tight over you're clearly why why don't you're comming one of these times? 12 00:01:04,519 --> 00:01:08,920 Hi? Everybody looking to punch drunk sports where blah blah blah blah blah. 13 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:11,599 We have no Sam today? Why because he's taking a nap. Yeah I 14 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:17,799 need nap. He's got kids, he's got Just think he did like two 15 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:21,400 podcasts all right today to pre fair to Sam. I'm sure he did. 16 00:01:21,599 --> 00:01:25,799 The guy's got bills, and that's not counting the ongoing podcast that just happens 17 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:29,040 inside his head twenty four hours a day. He's got that to worry about. 18 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:32,400 No, I see all of Sam's Instagram like shows that you and I've 19 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,799 known Sam for fucking half my life. I want Sam Crazy, maybe longer, 20 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:38,680 but so I've known how much he works. You know, when he's 21 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:41,439 fucking just working on other ship. He's not on the road and ship. 22 00:01:41,799 --> 00:01:46,120 I see this guy doing like nine podcasts. I see him every fucking other 23 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,480 day. Hey I'm in Jersey. Hey I'm in Texas. Hey I'm in 24 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:52,159 Crazy. Dude. He doesn't stop. And then I start thinking, you 25 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:57,159 know what, Captain conspiracy over there, If there's anybody that would fucking clone 26 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:00,799 himself, send two Tripley's out on the road. One what There's going to 27 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:05,599 be a day where we're gonna notice everybody paying attention to his dates because he's 28 00:02:05,599 --> 00:02:08,400 going to be in Omaha on the same day he's going to be in Miami, 29 00:02:08,479 --> 00:02:14,599 Florida, and he's gonna pull both shows off, both eight o'clock shows, 30 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:16,439 and people are going to start saying, there's more than one Tripley. 31 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:23,759 Maybe there's Sam TUPILEI maybe Sam three. If there's Sam three PILEI Sam three 32 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:27,680 p I think that he would just be called Sam Tripley. Actually, Jason, 33 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:30,680 honestly, I think that's true, Sam Tripley. Now it all makes 34 00:02:30,719 --> 00:02:34,560 sense. I'm almost stunned right now. I didn't put two and two together 35 00:02:34,599 --> 00:02:37,240 for that I can. I got one thing that would shoot a hole on 36 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:42,960 this whole thing is that I don't you think Sam one would be too insecure 37 00:02:43,039 --> 00:02:46,280 that the other Sam's were like better than him. I just don't think he 38 00:02:46,319 --> 00:02:53,400 would. He has strict guidelines. Sam one is fucking straight. Sam two 39 00:02:53,479 --> 00:02:59,080 has a drug problem and he'll fuck anything that moves. Sam three is gay, 40 00:02:59,319 --> 00:03:02,080 okay, you know, and they just cover all different and so he 41 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:06,919 like handicaps. Handicaps? Is that what it is he like puts handicaps on 42 00:03:07,039 --> 00:03:08,719 him? Is that that makes sense? I would, hey, man, 43 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:14,800 you can suck all the dick you want. Sam three believe the regular girls 44 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:17,240 for Sam number one, and then Sam number two was like, well, 45 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:23,400 that just leaves trashy women and drugs for me, Like Gallagher, You're goddamn 46 00:03:23,479 --> 00:03:27,960 right, Sam too, just go on the road as Sam too, like 47 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,520 Gallagher two. Yeah, just smashing watermelonins. That's what he calls. That's 48 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:35,879 what he calls having sex with fat women or they're crazy that there was just 49 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,159 him three. Well it was just like what his brother or something and it's 50 00:03:38,199 --> 00:03:42,319 just going on the road, is Gallagher two? That's not crazy? Even 51 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:44,919 got into like a legal fight over to Yeah they did. Yeah, yeah, 52 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:47,319 And it reminds me of this. Like there's this Godzilla movie from Japan 53 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:52,599 that's out right now called Godzilla minus one and it's just the weirdest name that 54 00:03:52,639 --> 00:03:54,719 you know what the name means. It means that Japan. Let me get 55 00:03:55,479 --> 00:04:00,319 go ahead. Yeah, that Godzilla got pregnant, had an abortion and skate 56 00:04:00,319 --> 00:04:02,960 where it was still legal. But havingn abortion, it's not close samp. 57 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:06,680 I mean close chasing fucking, but not quite. Uh. They just had 58 00:04:06,719 --> 00:04:11,319 like a rough time in World War two and then Godzilla shows up, so 59 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:14,000 not they're in the negative. That's what that means. Isn't that weird? 60 00:04:14,479 --> 00:04:16,399 The Asians just a weird at naming stuff. Man, they have a weird 61 00:04:16,439 --> 00:04:18,560 time. That's what I looked it up, and that's what it is. 62 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:21,360 It's like, Oh, the war sucked. That put us at zero and 63 00:04:21,399 --> 00:04:26,519 then Godzilla minus one. So Godzilla minus one is how you got the name 64 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:29,240 of that movie? Is that the one that's doing really well? Like, 65 00:04:29,399 --> 00:04:30,800 yeah, it's supposed to be fantastic. I'm gonna go see it too. 66 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:34,720 It's supposed to be great. Is it like a Japanese film or is it 67 00:04:34,759 --> 00:04:39,319 like, yeah, it's yeah, you got you got subtitles? Yeah, 68 00:04:39,759 --> 00:04:45,560 all right, it's supposed to be fantastic. I saw that movie Saltburn last 69 00:04:45,639 --> 00:04:48,079 night. What it is? It is? So you don't know what it 70 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:54,560 is? No, it is so fucking crazy. It's just it's like this 71 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:58,079 movie real quick. It's like two hours, two hours. Give me a 72 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:01,240 two hours thirty minute pitch of it, right. It's this kid goes to 73 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:08,920 uh he's at fancy university in England and he gets invited back to the super 74 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:15,160 like mega old money rich kid's house for the summer. And I won't spoil 75 00:05:15,199 --> 00:05:18,079 anything, uh, even though I'm sure you would love that, but it 76 00:05:18,199 --> 00:05:23,519 is like there's scene there are scenes like where this guy jerks off in the 77 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:27,920 bathtub and then this other guy who has the hots for him just goes face 78 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:30,439 first in the like just a little puddle of water as it's draining down and 79 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:33,439 like slurps it. Oh it's so gross, bro, it was. I 80 00:05:33,439 --> 00:05:36,079 mean, I've never the last time I had that kind of reaction in a 81 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:40,959 movie there which is shocked and like heard people in the in the theater going 82 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:44,920 like, oh, oh my god. Was was Mother Do you remember that 83 00:05:44,959 --> 00:05:48,560 movie, the Aeronofsky movie where there's like a baby getting torn apart with Jennifer 84 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:56,920 what's her name? Uh you know, hot hot stuff Jennifer. Uh not 85 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:01,319 Jason Lee the actor, No, you know Jennifer Jeff Lawrence for Lawrence yeah, 86 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,480 yea, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And it's a Darren Ironofsky 87 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:08,040 movie and it's like an allegory for Mother Earth, you know, and like 88 00:06:08,079 --> 00:06:11,720 what we're doing to Earth and yeah, and there's a scene where a baby 89 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:15,680 literally gets ripped limb from limb in the film. It's I mean, it's 90 00:06:15,759 --> 00:06:18,160 graphic and disturbing. I don't know, it's hard. You couldn't recommend that 91 00:06:18,199 --> 00:06:20,759 movie to anybody, but it was an experience. But this was the same 92 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,720 kind of thing. There are a couple of scenes do that just take your 93 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:28,560 breath away in this movie and it's kind of a dark comedy. But I 94 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:31,120 didn't i'd have to know someone really well to recommend it. Unbig nuts to 95 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:34,199 me. I auditioned for that movie this morning because I did that exact same 96 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:38,319 thing in the bathtub. Jason, I gotta. I got to the break 97 00:06:38,319 --> 00:06:41,680 it to your brother. You can't audition for a movie after it's after it's 98 00:06:41,639 --> 00:06:44,399 already been released. So I don't know what you did, but it was 99 00:06:44,439 --> 00:06:47,160 not auditioning for that movie. Is there a sequel coming out or something? 100 00:06:47,279 --> 00:06:51,759 No, but no, man, I think you just did that shoot that 101 00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:55,959 video. He gave me ten bucks shoot this video, and I it was 102 00:06:56,040 --> 00:07:00,519 just freaking NBA. Yeah, you did it for ten bucks, man, 103 00:07:00,639 --> 00:07:05,959 I mean, that's what you did. That's all. I'm sorry. I 104 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:10,839 guess well, I got the part. In the last five minutes of the 105 00:07:10,839 --> 00:07:15,839 movie. Are just that guy that plays uh, the Joker in that last 106 00:07:15,839 --> 00:07:16,720 Batman movie. You know, he's only in the very end of it, 107 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:21,879 that Barry Kohen guy. It's just him completely naked, dancing around the house 108 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:27,199 with his dick out, just flying around, flopping around everywhere for five minutes 109 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:30,199 at the end of the film. It's just the craziest damn five shot. 110 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:33,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, just him dance, spinning around like pirouetting and 111 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:40,319 leaping with his dick out. It's just it's fun. It's crazy. And 112 00:07:40,399 --> 00:07:43,079 if you're if you have a top, if what I'm saying to you doesn't 113 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:45,680 sound like something that would make you hate a movie, then you'll like it 114 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,480 because other than that, it's hilarious. So far, it sounds like everything 115 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:53,160 I've ever wanted in a fucking romance. It's a romance, right, sounds 116 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:57,879 like yeah, yeah, I mean, I guess, I guess it's it's 117 00:07:57,879 --> 00:08:01,480 like a drama. It's a dark comed thriller. I would say, probably 118 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:05,920 what did Samy even talked to Sam? What did he say about his uh 119 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:09,519 trip down to Rogan's Club for the first time? Oh? He you know, 120 00:08:09,639 --> 00:08:13,040 he I've always he's always said that, like if he wanted to move 121 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:15,879 where it would be Dallas. And I'm like, dude, if you're going 122 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:18,839 to Texas, you got to go to Austin, not Dallas, like or 123 00:08:18,879 --> 00:08:22,600 Houston he wanted Houston to I'm like, Houston's just traffic bound. It's it's 124 00:08:22,639 --> 00:08:26,120 like La but without any of the the art, with more Mexicans, with 125 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:31,120 more Mexicans. But so he he had such a good time in Austin that 126 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:33,200 it changed his mind about that. He was like, no, you're right, 127 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:37,480 Austin is the place to be if you go to Texas. He had 128 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:41,600 a great time. Good yeah, and he I mean he went he saw 129 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:46,600 like Eddie Bravo's little jiu jitsu. Uh. They had like a like the 130 00:08:46,639 --> 00:08:50,840 two the jiu jitsu studio there, so you call him what do you call 131 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:56,039 jiu jitsu like studio? Uh? And then they his guys came out from 132 00:08:56,039 --> 00:09:01,679 California and they had like a tournament between the two the two school and it 133 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:05,759 was apparently like blood sport. It was supposed to be uh, really intense 134 00:09:05,799 --> 00:09:09,879 and great. Came down to like the last guy. Wow, yeah it 135 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:13,320 was Now he had a good time. He did the Rogan's Club and then 136 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:16,080 his own dates, and uh, I love that we are Since we can't 137 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:20,120 get Sam on the podcast, you can just ask me what Sam thinks about 138 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:24,759 things. That's that's a really that's a novel approach to podcasting. The only 139 00:09:24,799 --> 00:09:26,559 what you I know, I know what because I see that you guys did 140 00:09:26,559 --> 00:09:31,960 two podcasts for three podcasts since he got back and he couldn't do punch on 141 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:35,039 today. So I'm like, I'll just ask Johnny how is that funny though, 142 00:09:35,759 --> 00:09:39,840 because he's the guy on the show for loving their money three podcasts. 143 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:43,840 But I'm glad to hear that went well. Uh I did that show in 144 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:48,320 Indy was good? But yeah, you had you had that show with who 145 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:54,080 was there like Steve and Ari, Ari, Ryan O'Neill, uh O'Neill, 146 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:58,799 me ren as easy and uh and uh Ari. It was a real clad 147 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,759 to punch drunk fans. Thanks all the punch drunk fans that came out big 148 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:05,720 shows like twenty five hundred maybe people something. Yeah, I saw it. 149 00:10:05,799 --> 00:10:09,919 I saw that photo of the theater. I s a picture of the theater. 150 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:13,639 Yeah. Great. Yeah, people couldn't have been nicer. The shows 151 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:16,120 were great. Everybody killed our Go see you guys, go see Alreay's Wrong 152 00:10:16,159 --> 00:10:22,200 Side of History tour. Great New Hour. Such a good name for a 153 00:10:22,279 --> 00:10:24,919 tour, like Wrong Side of History is so funny. I mean it's just 154 00:10:24,039 --> 00:10:28,879 he's really good at that. Yeah, a whole New Hour, very funny. 155 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:31,200 You know. I haven't seen Ari do stand up in like a year, 156 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:33,960 so I loved all of it. Everybody killed, everybody did great, 157 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:37,840 so it was super fun. So thanks to all the punch drunk fans. 158 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:41,519 Uh that were there as a bunch of them, and that's a really good 159 00:10:41,559 --> 00:10:46,799 you know. Coincidentally, it was a very big punch drunk show. That's 160 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:50,399 old school punch dunk. Yeah. I mean you throw in Jeff Danis and 161 00:10:50,440 --> 00:11:00,759 Tripoly and Tate Fletcher works security, you sell merchants, set to go, 162 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:03,039 bro, we gotta get take back on. I miss that guy. I 163 00:11:03,039 --> 00:11:07,080 love that guy. The guy's all over the fucking goddamn world with the Star 164 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,759 Wars thing. All you you know what you want to see the world, 165 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:13,720 get a partner Star Wars show. Yeah, don't even have to share. 166 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,720 All you got to do is show up, set up a little table, 167 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:20,720 sign everything. Everybody shows up with and they go, hey, how'd you 168 00:11:20,759 --> 00:11:24,519 like to go to Belgium Mounty Like sure. I mean he's going all over 169 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:28,039 the world on these Star Wars comic con things. That's what we're talking about, 170 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:31,200 comic con things. Somebody's really good in that show too. He he 171 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:35,279 did a really good job. He's a goddamn good actor. Yeah he is. 172 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:41,960 And you've got a punchable face. I mean that to say in a 173 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:45,440 way, not that there's something wrong with him, but he looks like a 174 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:48,720 fighter guy, Like if he was. He walked into any scene, you're 175 00:11:48,759 --> 00:11:52,919 like, oh, yeah, this guy, that's some ships about gun under 176 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,559 it, like if you were if you were doing like a normal courtroom scene. 177 00:11:56,559 --> 00:11:58,519 And then the camera kind of pans up and you see him slipping the 178 00:11:58,559 --> 00:12:01,080 back, you know, with his with his mustache trail. You're like, 179 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,120 oh, some ship's about to go down, so people about to get their 180 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:07,320 heads bashed. That's take with this fighter background stuff. But yeah, he's 181 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:11,559 a guy, you know, And basically what you were saying is you would, 182 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:13,759 you would beat the shit out of him and try me basically is what 183 00:12:13,759 --> 00:12:16,519 you were trying to say, right, I mean I was getting to that. 184 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:22,639 But he's a good fucking actor. My point, you know, the 185 00:12:22,639 --> 00:12:26,399 more they give Tate as an actor, the more, uh, the more 186 00:12:26,399 --> 00:12:28,720 you're like, damn man, give him ship. You're saying he can't really 187 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,600 fight, he's just a good actor, and that you would, That's what 188 00:12:31,639 --> 00:12:35,399 I got. My ultimate point is he is such a good actor that Tate 189 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:41,559 Pledger actually is a poor fighter. And I'm a bad actor, baby, 190 00:12:41,679 --> 00:12:46,919 but I'm a tooth Chip or Tate. You want some Star Wars, come 191 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:50,759 on down to tune in town. We'll be right back right after this break, 192 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:54,879 Johnny, I gotta before Unit sports. Let me do a quick commercial 193 00:12:54,879 --> 00:12:58,399 read gott please. Yeah, we need some money. Let's do it. 194 00:13:00,039 --> 00:13:03,200 Lord knows we do. Let's go. We'll go with these guys. We've 195 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,320 got two admets. We'll go with this one first and then we'll get to 196 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:13,000 the other one later. But guys, I'll do it without anything. It's 197 00:13:13,039 --> 00:13:16,440 a sharp, quick, sharp read. Guys, go to land Minds Landmines, 198 00:13:16,559 --> 00:13:20,320 land Mines where if you find it, it's fifty percent off. Thanks 199 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:24,159 so our good friends at land Minds, land Minds, land Minds. And 200 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:28,720 now back to the show. Johnny. Well, you know, I'm surprised 201 00:13:28,759 --> 00:13:31,240 you did that, read Jason, because they didn't pay us last time. 202 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:35,519 And I'm I'm a little I'm a little upset with you for that. There 203 00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:37,679 was something about like the guy who was the CEO or something like ye had 204 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:41,480 an accident. I don't know, but they did not pay us last time, 205 00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:43,000 and I'm yeah, there was a change. There was a change of 206 00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:46,840 management. They've had a lot of turnover that company, Landminds, Landlines, 207 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:52,240 Slamein's I mean a lot of big time. Yeah, but if you need 208 00:13:52,279 --> 00:14:00,559 one, find it. What's your thoughts on this whole Florida skate thing four? 209 00:14:00,759 --> 00:14:05,480 What? Well, I got a little baby conspiracy theory I'm nursing is 210 00:14:05,519 --> 00:14:09,360 that they would not have done this were they not going to twelve teams next 211 00:14:09,399 --> 00:14:13,960 year twenty twenty four. You think they made this look like such a stupid 212 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,360 move that if something gets fucked up next year, it's still better than it's 213 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:18,360 not a they didn't do it. They didn't do it because it was a 214 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,840 stupid moved. They did because Alabama was going to bring the ratings and the 215 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:26,039 money. And I but if they had done this and we had like ten 216 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,120 years before we went to twelve teams, and they would be like, this 217 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,000 breaks the system, this has never happened before, doesn't make any sense. 218 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,799 Well, you know what, what is this? They won all their games, 219 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:37,360 but now you know, anybody who complains, they'd be like, well, 220 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,799 next year we're going twelve teams, No big deal, chill out. 221 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:45,960 I absolutely believe that that made it even easier pill to swallow for them to 222 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,360 do the greedy thing and the not the correct thing. Unless you're a Florida 223 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:54,039 State fan. As a guy that has no dog in this fight. Here's 224 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,519 my problem like that, Okay, if you if I was on the committee, 225 00:14:56,840 --> 00:15:00,799 I would say I would have put Florida State in. I went to 226 00:15:01,759 --> 00:15:05,519 State in it for for several reasons. One, all they did was win 227 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,759 and with next man up if they lost. There are both those games were 228 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:13,000 nail bighters. But you know the kid that's gonna be the guy next year, 229 00:15:13,759 --> 00:15:18,080 that's his chance, two games earlier than it was gonna be. He's 230 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:22,080 gonna be their quarterback of Florida State next year. So if they're gonna be 231 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:26,200 any good, they just find out two weeks earlier. And it takes away 232 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:33,000 the miracle of sports at this rate, with this system that they have, 233 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:39,840 of all this kind of shit, American should have never played the fucking Russians 234 00:15:39,879 --> 00:15:43,879 in the eighties in hockey the biggest miracle. People still talk about that shit. 235 00:15:43,759 --> 00:15:48,480 The Rams should have been eliminated from the playoffs when they lost their quarterback 236 00:15:48,519 --> 00:15:52,519 because their backup, Kurt Warner is a grocery bagger. Four months ago, 237 00:15:52,559 --> 00:15:56,919 he's bagging groceries. They're fucking one of the best stories in the NFL histor. 238 00:15:56,919 --> 00:16:00,519 There's no way they can fucking keep up their quarterback, so you lose 239 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:08,039 these humanity miracle stories that we love about sports in an effort to sell Budweiser 240 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:11,919 and sell pepsi and to keep people watching a game that hey, you know 241 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:17,559 what, Florida State might get fucking butt fucked by Michigan. Maybe they will, 242 00:16:18,039 --> 00:16:22,519 but if they don't and they win two fucking football games with their star 243 00:16:22,679 --> 00:16:26,799 quarterback hurt and a defense is probably one of the best defenses in college football, 244 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:30,919 rally around a fucking defense because their quarterback has been like, hey man, 245 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,759 you know he doesn't really sell tickets. They're undefeated team and you can 246 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:40,360 win with defense. We've seen Number four. There were Number four going into 247 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:45,600 this and the only thing they did was win their conference and remain undefeated. 248 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,879 No, you're totally right. I agree, And dude, you know the 249 00:16:48,919 --> 00:16:52,799 thing is too this sets what message you send into these kids. What a 250 00:16:52,799 --> 00:16:55,679 message you sending to a backup quarterback. But by the way, if you 251 00:16:55,759 --> 00:16:59,519 ever come in this game, it really kind of doesn't matter because you know, 252 00:16:59,559 --> 00:17:02,399 you're a friend, no one's ever heard of you, and you're not 253 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:07,039 selling fucking biagra pills. Kid. It sets a precedent. Think about this. 254 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:11,279 It sets the precedent that because think about these big schools all have guys, 255 00:17:11,759 --> 00:17:14,920 even if they're gonna be in these top twelves from now that they're gonna 256 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,640 have guys that are gonna sit out, not sit out, but leave school 257 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,119 early. You know, they're not gonna play because they're going to go to 258 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:22,039 the NFL. And now we've got to hold that against every team that has 259 00:17:22,079 --> 00:17:25,640 somebody out like that. We have to do the math in our heads, 260 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,799 like, Okay, now that's their star wide receiver. Are they not as 261 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:32,359 good without him? You know? That's that's the president they're setting here by 262 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:34,759 judging them not on their entirety of the record, but on what their roster 263 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,759 looks like. It's kind of a team sport anymore. And then just not 264 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:41,880 next man up. And it's a goddamn popularity contest. Now all this sudden, 265 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:45,880 it's fucking I heard somebody make a good analogy. I can't remember what 266 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:49,160 it was. Maybe it was somebody that was on Pat McAfee. I think 267 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:56,359 was making it a comparison to judging ice skating in the Olympics. Yeah, 268 00:17:56,359 --> 00:17:59,200 that was that was Greenberg. That was Greenberg, right, Yeah, Oh 269 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:02,799 it was Greenberg. Greeney sead. Yeah, they got five people. They're 270 00:18:02,839 --> 00:18:07,519 just like kind of I guess appointed experts and whatever they feel like is the 271 00:18:07,559 --> 00:18:11,559 temperature of the room is who should be in? How about we won every 272 00:18:11,599 --> 00:18:17,079 fucking game. How About we had a very difficult non conference schedule, very 273 00:18:17,079 --> 00:18:19,440 difficulty. They played too fucking they played Florida, they played who else they 274 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:22,240 played non conference? It was a fucking tough, fucking game. They were 275 00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:27,400 playing the fucking Army Navy and fucking Yeah. Their strength of record was was 276 00:18:27,559 --> 00:18:30,440 what three in the country, which is not that that counts me. I 277 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,279 know that their strength of schedule wasn't great, But the strength of record, 278 00:18:33,319 --> 00:18:37,880 to me, is matters much more than strength of schedule. Yes, because 279 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:45,519 strength of schedule is initially uh predicted before anybody's even played a fucking goddamn game. 280 00:18:45,039 --> 00:18:49,200 But I I really hope they beat the ship out of Georgia. That 281 00:18:49,279 --> 00:18:55,440 would be very uh indicating for them. Yeah, let's see, Okay, 282 00:18:55,480 --> 00:19:00,000 they they beat they be if they beat LSU to start the year. Uh, 283 00:19:00,079 --> 00:19:03,279 they of course beat Clemson, They beat Duke with when who that was 284 00:19:03,319 --> 00:19:08,039 sixteen at the time. Miami's pretty good. Beat Florida at Florida, then 285 00:19:08,079 --> 00:19:11,359 of course, Louisville they just beat by ten points. So, yeah, 286 00:19:11,839 --> 00:19:17,519 a freshman quarterback m by ten points with a freshman quarterback who had thrown one 287 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:21,880 pass in his sense high school he has thrown one pass. Yeah, and 288 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,839 you don't think that is a team effort. You don't think that is a 289 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:27,119 team that's rallying and a team that's coached well, and a team that is 290 00:19:27,279 --> 00:19:33,920 focused in getting better and improving. And by the way, by the time 291 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:38,519 they got to the to the fucking playoffs in three weeks, their quarterback for 292 00:19:38,559 --> 00:19:41,640 next year was going to be back. He just had a concussion. That's 293 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,440 not like he broke his leg too. He had a concussion and couldn't go. 294 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,359 This kid comes in, plays good, gets a sense of confidence, 295 00:19:47,759 --> 00:19:52,000 and they got three weeks with your quarterback for next year, a fucking very 296 00:19:52,039 --> 00:19:56,839 confident freshman who if he has to come in now and in an important game, 297 00:19:56,200 --> 00:20:00,799 just got some fucking, very very important reps. And you're gonna fuck 298 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:04,000 that team just because I mean, to me, it's just like, why 299 00:20:04,039 --> 00:20:07,480 don't you give it go again? Yeah, it's batter Alabama. Just give 300 00:20:07,519 --> 00:20:11,680 Alabama the fuck? Why did they even playing? Just give it to Alabama? 301 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:15,319 They already tried to fuck Michigan. Oh they love It's Bama. That's 302 00:20:15,359 --> 00:20:18,240 I mean, that's what they want. What do you think about Uh? 303 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:22,000 You think harboss sticks? I love it. There's a lot of talk about 304 00:20:22,039 --> 00:20:26,839 him coming to Carolina again this year. He wanted the job last time apparently, 305 00:20:27,079 --> 00:20:32,400 but we wouldn't give him control over, you know, total control now, 306 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,440 Oh, absolutely we would. Of course we would. And he was 307 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:38,400 just in Charlotte, uh, yesterday or two days ago. He was in 308 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:44,000 Charlotte. Now. The cover for that is that he has a high school 309 00:20:44,039 --> 00:20:47,119 guy he's recruiting down there. But there are some rumors that he might have 310 00:20:47,759 --> 00:20:52,039 had they'll drop in at us about him to the belay there. He lives 311 00:20:52,039 --> 00:20:53,839 close to there. Yeah, yeah, I heard. I heard a stat 312 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:57,599 today that he has more NFL rushing yards than Bo Jackson. Is that crazy? 313 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:02,920 I've been hearing a lot of those crazy stats lately. It's weird, 314 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,960 right, that is weird. I mean, I know Bo Jackson, you 315 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:12,000 know, obviously had some issues, but still that's you wouldn't think that I've 316 00:21:12,039 --> 00:21:18,000 heard this crazy one. It was who is the two other players in the 317 00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:23,799 NFL history not Jerry Rice that aren't Jerry Rice. So three people, three 318 00:21:23,839 --> 00:21:30,079 players over the age of forty have caught receiving touchdowns. Jerry Rice is one 319 00:21:30,119 --> 00:21:33,799 of them. Wait you say that again. Over the age of forty, 320 00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:38,039 three people have caught a touchdown. Jerry Rice is one of them. Who 321 00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:44,640 is the other two? I bet one's a tight end. At least your 322 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:48,039 mom's a tight end, bitch. Wesley Wallace one of them? Nope, 323 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:53,960 he played. Okay, let me think are they Are they old guys that 324 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,920 are like modern guys? They're over the age of forty? No? No, 325 00:21:56,960 --> 00:22:00,599 I mean like, are they guys that played in the last twenty years 326 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:04,119 or are we talking like seventies eighties? Yes, they both played in the 327 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:10,640 last twenty years, over the age of forty and caught touchdowns. You got 328 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:14,319 it. You got the question down. Pack nailed it. Nail him the 329 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:18,519 question. Give me give me the team of one of them one? Okay? 330 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:22,880 One of them? Wait? Is one of them played for the Jets 331 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,720 and he played for the Vikings, Wayne Corbett, Oh no, he didn't 332 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:30,079 play for the Vikings. Uh played for the Jets, and play they played 333 00:22:30,079 --> 00:22:33,640 for the Falcons one year too? You played for the Falcons from one year 334 00:22:33,839 --> 00:22:41,839 Jets Vikings. You may have been a packer briefly. Definitely. No, 335 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:42,960 Yeah, tell me who that is. I don't know who that is. 336 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,799 That's Brett Favre number one. Oh okay, these are like weird position, 337 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:51,160 all right, some weird ones. Who's who's the other guy? Then? 338 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,839 If it's going to be a weird thing, it's Brady. Yeah, that 339 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:59,480 makes sense. Okay, Yeah, that's a good trick question. I like 340 00:22:59,519 --> 00:23:03,720 stuff like that. I love sports trivia, but it's it's hard because there's 341 00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:06,960 just so much sports now. It only gets harder as the years past because 342 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:11,359 there's just more and more ship to draw on. My team fired their coach 343 00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:14,640 since we last recorded. Well, that's what I was going to get into 344 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:18,359 there. If you're talking about a hardback come into town? Is your is 345 00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:22,799 your owner? Be honest with me. I know you're going to be used 346 00:23:22,799 --> 00:23:25,960 to tick up every time we even broach the subject of Because I just want 347 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,519 to talk to you about a two part question for you, Johnny. One 348 00:23:27,799 --> 00:23:32,519 first thing is is your owner? Like all there, he seems like I'm 349 00:23:32,759 --> 00:23:36,759 very I'm out now I'm alone people the wrong way. It sounds like I'm 350 00:23:36,839 --> 00:23:38,519 alone on this. I mean, there are a few people who believe this 351 00:23:38,599 --> 00:23:41,440 way. But most of the fan base is against this guy. But I 352 00:23:41,519 --> 00:23:47,359 will say we had no hope of getting an MLS team, and I've wanted 353 00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:51,559 an MLS team for decades in Charlotte, and we had no hope until him. 354 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:52,960 The richest owner in the NFL at the time. Now he's the second 355 00:23:53,039 --> 00:23:57,359 richest behind some group that whatever it is it owns what Wow, Yeah, 356 00:23:57,559 --> 00:24:02,200 Washington, Yeah, Washington, Yeah, Magie John Yeah, that's right. 357 00:24:02,519 --> 00:24:08,000 Yeah. He because the MLS was never gonna give us a team playing in 358 00:24:08,039 --> 00:24:11,759 an NFL stadium, an expansion team, but he put his money behind it 359 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,480 and got us a team here. So I will be forever in his debt 360 00:24:15,519 --> 00:24:18,759 for that because I love that team. I've wanted soccer and Charlotte forever, 361 00:24:19,519 --> 00:24:23,519 and I mean, I'm just very thankful for that. But also people are 362 00:24:23,559 --> 00:24:29,039 forgetting this guy has unlimited money, unlimited. He's worth that fifteen bill now 363 00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:34,119 maybe twenty billion now unlimited. He will eventually stumble into the answer. It's 364 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:38,799 gonna it has it will happen. He's gonna just trip over his dick until 365 00:24:40,519 --> 00:24:45,680 with his substantial cock. Trust me, he's got a huge dick and he's 366 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,440 gonna get it right eventually, I promise you that. Because the guy wants 367 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,480 to win, you can't he You know, he was a minority owner with 368 00:24:51,559 --> 00:24:53,839 the Steelers. Not like you're thinking minority. He owned a part of the 369 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:59,200 Steelers. Oh, I know that's not the case. Yeah for a while, 370 00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:00,759 you know, for like, I don't know, a couple of decades 371 00:25:00,839 --> 00:25:04,119 or something. There's no way he just sat around there not learning anything. 372 00:25:04,559 --> 00:25:07,880 I just think he's impatient, you know, and he's seen what the Rams 373 00:25:08,519 --> 00:25:11,880 were the worst example for an owner like this. You know what the Rams 374 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:15,440 did, just trading all their picks and getting getting rich fast, getting you 375 00:25:15,519 --> 00:25:19,640 know, winning quickly. Uh. And I think everybody now who has a 376 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:23,640 lot of money thinks, oh, I can just do that and yeah. 377 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,440 So but I mean he's the coach he just hired. Frank Reich is the 378 00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:33,160 worst coach we've had coach the Panthers, including interim head coaches, since George 379 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:37,480 Seaffert. George Seffert was the worst coach I've ever seen in the NFL, 380 00:25:38,599 --> 00:25:44,799 especially you know that he was terrible, like coaching my team. But uh, 381 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,079 but this guy Raich was almost as bad. I Mean, the offense 382 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:52,160 made no sense. Uh, you know, the only the only guy that 383 00:25:52,799 --> 00:25:56,960 he should have made. Well, I know, and I know he's not 384 00:25:56,079 --> 00:26:00,319 gonna let the guy what's his name, who's the special teams coach, who's 385 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,319 uh, who's doing the interim job. Now, he's not gonna make him 386 00:26:03,319 --> 00:26:06,839 the head coach because if he wanted, if he if there was a chance 387 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:10,640 of that, he would have made a Giro everro our defensive coordinator to the 388 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,759 head coach, because that guy's doing a great job. We've had so many 389 00:26:12,799 --> 00:26:18,000 injuries on defense and the defense has been pretty solid. Uh. And that's 390 00:26:18,039 --> 00:26:19,799 the guy who did he went out on a lot of head coaching interviews last 391 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,200 year. Uh, but yeah, no, I did. Dude. He's 392 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,920 he's he great, he gives a great press conference. He's colorful again, 393 00:26:27,039 --> 00:26:30,920 not in that way. Uh, but yeah, he's a little too honest 394 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:34,000 sometimes and he I mean, he said some weird things. You saw the 395 00:26:34,039 --> 00:26:37,240 press conference right where he was like, listen, it'll come out. Why 396 00:26:37,519 --> 00:26:41,759 people know why we fired him. It's you know, it's on the streets. 397 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:45,759 He reminds me of Musk. Elon Musk was an NFL owner. That's 398 00:26:45,799 --> 00:26:51,160 what your guy reminds me. Yeah, that's right, that's can. It's 399 00:26:51,279 --> 00:26:52,680 entertaining. Though he's he's not a Dan Snyder. He's not a dick. 400 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:56,400 He's really not like he goes he goes out and talks to fans and stuff. 401 00:26:56,680 --> 00:27:00,519 But he's done some things like not he pissed a lot of people like 402 00:27:00,599 --> 00:27:07,839 that. People like that. You only certain a smaller percentage of people can 403 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:12,240 work for or with someone like that. Yeah, then your average Arthur Blank 404 00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:15,759 or a guy that's you're He pissed a lot of people off when he didn't 405 00:27:15,799 --> 00:27:19,240 hire Steve Wilkes last year too, after Wilkes went six and six, after 406 00:27:19,759 --> 00:27:23,200 rule got fired. Uh, he made a lot of people angry. The 407 00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:27,160 team all wanted Wilkes to be hired, like unanimously, the team wanted Wilkes 408 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:32,039 to get the job. And you know, Wilkes found the solution there. 409 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:36,799 But the solution was, you know, to make things conservatives, just ground 410 00:27:36,839 --> 00:27:41,279 and pound three yards and a cloud of dust. But we've seen it. 411 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:44,480 That doesn't. That doesn't win long term in the NFL today. It just 412 00:27:44,519 --> 00:27:47,480 doesn't. You can get to like nine and seven every now and then with 413 00:27:47,559 --> 00:27:49,680 that you see what with Rivera. John Fox was another example for the Panthers. 414 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,880 But you need it, you need to air it out, and you 415 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:57,200 need a guy who's got like a modern offense. And that's not what Wilkes 416 00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:00,480 would have done. And it might have it would have get you know, 417 00:28:00,559 --> 00:28:04,279 we would be better this year, absolutely, but long term no. Now 418 00:28:04,519 --> 00:28:07,920 the other thing, of course, is this trade. I mean this trade 419 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:11,799 has hamstrung the franchise for years now. They traded, you know, the 420 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:15,880 first they traded McCaffrey and got some assets albeit it. But then they traded 421 00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:18,680 DJ Moore their first round pick last year, which was nine, which turned 422 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:22,039 into what's his face? What's that kid's name? You know in Chicago? 423 00:28:22,079 --> 00:28:26,440 Who's so good? Oh? What you know? Hold on talking about fucking 424 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:33,480 offensive defense? Yeah? Hold on, no, no, no. The 425 00:28:33,799 --> 00:28:41,119 guy that the Bears drafted at nine last year, Jalen Carter that because Caroline 426 00:28:41,119 --> 00:28:45,559 traded Chicago, ended up in Philly. Okay, Jalen Carter, the tackle 427 00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:48,319 out of defensive tackle out of Georgia, who's great. They could have just 428 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:52,279 taken him and kept their picks and then they would have had possibly, uh 429 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:56,279 you know, one of the two top quarterbacks this year. They didn't, 430 00:28:56,799 --> 00:29:00,359 and then they traded their first round pick this coming year, multiple seconds. 431 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:03,799 They're gonna be paying for this until twenty twenty five. They have a second 432 00:29:03,839 --> 00:29:07,720 round of thatt' due in twenty twenty five. There's a nightmare, like when's 433 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:11,519 the last time you remember a team that's gonna almost certainly have the number one 434 00:29:11,559 --> 00:29:17,279 pick and not it's not gonna be theirs. That almost never happens. It's 435 00:29:17,319 --> 00:29:22,839 devastating. Yeah, that's fucking very strong. You know, it's pretty rare. 436 00:29:23,599 --> 00:29:26,880 Yeah, I can't when you think of that example, I can't think 437 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:30,720 of that example. It's probably happen. I can't. Nothing pops off the 438 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,200 top of my head. But I'll tell you what. It's more so people 439 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:37,680 that have been lost their first round pick due to some sort of infraction, 440 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,720 and then you're like, damn, you could have had the seventh pick if 441 00:29:40,759 --> 00:29:42,559 you didn't fucking pump noise into your stadium or whatever the fuck they got. 442 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,680 This is the first pick. Think about that. We will have traded the 443 00:29:45,759 --> 00:29:51,319 nine and the one and seconds, and you know a few other like thirds 444 00:29:51,359 --> 00:29:53,039 and four. I can't let me see what the totally mean when I say 445 00:29:55,599 --> 00:30:00,960 everybody in this part of the country, the Greater Chicago Land area is very 446 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:04,759 emotionally bested in your Oh, I'm sure they are. Yeah, every Monday 447 00:30:06,279 --> 00:30:14,119 sports page bang weirdly for the Carolina loses. But it's the second thing on 448 00:30:14,279 --> 00:30:18,960 Monday's sports page is the Carolina thing because they get both your picks. The 449 00:30:18,039 --> 00:30:23,960 Bears literally could get first pick, fifth pick. Here's what it was. 450 00:30:25,039 --> 00:30:29,519 Okay, the two top five picks. That's unbelievable for the We traded the 451 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:33,960 ninth last year and the second last year of our first round pick this year, 452 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:37,319 which will be a one, and then a second round pick in twenty 453 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:44,119 twenty five plus Dj Moore. So we traded the nine and the one for 454 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:48,079 and the number sixty one and then a second round pick in twenty twenty five 455 00:30:48,119 --> 00:30:51,480 whatever that is for just the one. That's it and Dj Moore here's a 456 00:30:51,799 --> 00:30:55,799 wide receiver one sure, let me ask you this now brutal brings up my 457 00:30:55,920 --> 00:31:00,039 second question. Can I borrow eighty dollars? Here's my second trust. And 458 00:31:00,119 --> 00:31:03,799 we were gonna take Stroud. We were gonna move up to two. That's 459 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,279 what Tepper said. That kind of got a lot of people spinning in a 460 00:31:06,319 --> 00:31:08,279 tizzy during that press conference. We thought we were going to two, and 461 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,960 we just decided to stop dicking around and go up to one. That's what 462 00:31:11,079 --> 00:31:15,680 Fitterer did, which is why he's almost certainly getting fired our GM. You 463 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:21,839 take a show, do you think now, and you know anybody listens to 464 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:27,680 shown, I definitely recall all your words in June May. Yeah, go 465 00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:33,160 ahead. Do you think you made the wrong pick knowing what you know now? 466 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:38,519 Well? I possibly, I mean it's possible, sure, But I 467 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:44,359 the guy I'm telling you you could put Tom Brady on this team. Nobody's 468 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:47,720 open. We have the worst offensive line that we've ever had, like that 469 00:31:47,839 --> 00:31:51,920 one in fifteen team that George Sefert coach. If you look at the names 470 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:53,160 on that offensive line, those were guys that would go on to be the 471 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:56,559 foundation of that team when they went in the Super Bowl two years later, 472 00:31:56,759 --> 00:31:59,400 they had a real offensive line. They just had Chris Winky at quarterback. 473 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:04,400 Nobody's open. Like JT. O. Sullivan has this uh this YouTube channel 474 00:32:04,519 --> 00:32:07,559 know if you've ever seen it, but he breaks down quarterback play and every 475 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:12,319 time he does, every time he breaks down Bryce Young, he's like, 476 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,680 where do you want to throw the ball? Nobody's open. He's got no 477 00:32:15,839 --> 00:32:21,480 time. And you know that even the CBS covers this week. They paused 478 00:32:21,839 --> 00:32:23,599 at the top of the routes a few times and they were like, look 479 00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:28,000 at this, nobody's open. I mean, our our wide receiver one is 480 00:32:28,039 --> 00:32:31,759 steeling out of the slot. Who can't run anymore? Chark is slow. 481 00:32:31,839 --> 00:32:34,960 I don't know if it's from injuries or what, but he's not the guy. 482 00:32:35,599 --> 00:32:37,839 Uh. You know, the only way we ever complete a pass is 483 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,960 either you know, these short passes, or just ridiculous anticipation by Bryce Young 484 00:32:42,279 --> 00:32:45,359 and he manages to throw someone open. Uh, he hasn't had a lot 485 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:46,440 of balls bat it down. That was going to be the knock on him. 486 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:49,359 You know, he's gonna get the balls bad down. He's gonna get 487 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,920 hurt. He hasn't gotten hurt. Really, it's you know, one little 488 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,079 nick which I don't think was a nick. I think they were giving him 489 00:32:53,079 --> 00:33:00,240 a break around like a motherfucker. So yeah, I don't know what's enough 490 00:33:00,279 --> 00:33:05,319 talking about that garbage team. You can I give a special I'm gonna give 491 00:33:05,319 --> 00:33:12,799 a special shout out, real quick and very special coo gratulations to the greatest 492 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:20,440 kicker in the history of the NFL, Young wake Ku, biggest gentleman with 493 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:24,440 one missed field goal by the I guess second best kicker in the history of 494 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:30,079 the NFL, Justin Tucker. Yeah, well I would have said Morton Anderson, 495 00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:37,000 but go ahead, young Wakeku became the greatest kicker in the history of 496 00:33:37,079 --> 00:33:39,039 the NFL. Mort Anderson kick for you guys for a long time, you 497 00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:45,119 said, you're saying who's better than him? Who's who is the most accurate 498 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,640 kicker in the history of the NFL. If you don't believe in the google 499 00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:51,079 it right now, well, I mean and yeah, he's been five years. 500 00:33:51,119 --> 00:33:55,039 Now go through it. Morten Anderson kicker twenty years. Martin Anderson one 501 00:33:55,039 --> 00:34:00,440 of my all time favorite Falcons. We also had Norman j. For a 502 00:34:00,519 --> 00:34:04,240 long time. We also had Matt Bryant for Malcolms have always had a good 503 00:34:04,799 --> 00:34:07,239 kicker that was like twenty five years more than Anderson was in the NF and 504 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,800 O shit, he was like a Falcon and a saint for like twelve or 505 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:14,440 thirteen years, one for one, one for another two. Just streight half 506 00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,280 the Falcons only had a kicker for for like twelve ten, twelve years. 507 00:34:17,679 --> 00:34:21,280 We would just be the same guy. You don't have to worry about nothing. 508 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,360 Nothing's worse than having the kicker carousel and you going on in your team 509 00:34:24,679 --> 00:34:28,480 when your team's got that, you got a new kicker every every time you 510 00:34:28,679 --> 00:34:30,360 look at the news for your on your click on your site and go on 511 00:34:30,519 --> 00:34:34,159 and check out. See what's going on the guys look at you. Look 512 00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:37,719 on this he had worked out three more kickers. Go god, damn. 513 00:34:37,519 --> 00:34:42,760 Yeah, no, you're has been good for us. You were right about 514 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,440 him. He doesn't have much of a leg, but he's been very accurate. 515 00:34:47,159 --> 00:34:52,920 I just wanted to give a congratulations congratulations too. Didn't he miss like 516 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:55,480 an extra point a couple of weeks ago? He missed one extra point loser 517 00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,559 but uh, a bad time his shoes together, so he kicked it with 518 00:35:00,639 --> 00:35:07,000 his mind and it just kind of it's just a little windy day, just 519 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:13,800 a little wide left. Stupid, you're so stupid. But yeah, I'm 520 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:15,599 excited about that. Hey, Falcons, By the way, can you can 521 00:35:15,679 --> 00:35:19,400 I say this is the craziest team we've ever had. We had a quarterback 522 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:24,039 if we had about to say those a healthy Kirk Cousins. Let's say they 523 00:35:24,079 --> 00:35:30,119 had a uh that's another guy that would it'll be we would be absolutely all 524 00:35:30,159 --> 00:35:34,800 of our weapons are great, offensive line is pretty good, and our defense 525 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,440 is unbelieva. We haven't given up a touchdown in nine quarters. That's two 526 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,639 games in a quarter. You guys are too well to get a quarterback though. 527 00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:44,960 Well that's the thing, that's why. That's there's all these rumors about 528 00:35:45,159 --> 00:35:47,360 Justin Fields. You know, we'd give the Bears a second round pick. 529 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:51,800 We take Justin Fields off their hands. Oh interesting, Okay, boy, 530 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,719 you guys running the option would be something. And he's from Atlanta, that's 531 00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:58,320 why everybody loves him. So would he run this fields? Run the option 532 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,320 much? If in the in Chicago. I haven't watched the Bears, he 533 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,760 said. He just runs for his life. I don't you know. But 534 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:06,480 do they do they do any like a lot of design runs, because they 535 00:36:06,519 --> 00:36:08,760 should. They do some design runs. They don't really run like I'm just 536 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:14,480 imagining him and the kid from Texas like which is side? Oh God, 537 00:36:14,559 --> 00:36:20,239 forget about. But so there rumors of I mean, make no qualms about 538 00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:22,679 it. Falcons winning this division. Look at look at Atlanta. The land 539 00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:27,679 Falcons have left Johnny in no particular order because I can't recall the exact order 540 00:36:28,679 --> 00:36:38,280 Tampa this week. Then you guys, then Indy, then Chicago then New 541 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,960 Orleans. That is the exact order. I gotta let me see here. 542 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:47,840 The Saints have left, all right. The Saints have that the Lions, 543 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:52,960 but they had there. That's a win. They have the Giants, that's 544 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:59,079 a win. They have the Rams, probably a win. Buccaneers, maybe 545 00:36:59,159 --> 00:37:02,360 a win the Falcons that I think it will come down last game against the 546 00:37:04,159 --> 00:37:07,960 they're flexing it. They're flex in Atlanta's. They could come down to that. 547 00:37:07,199 --> 00:37:10,960 But I'm telling you we're under if you did in the division, and 548 00:37:12,199 --> 00:37:14,400 we've already beat the Saints once, so if you beat him twice, it 549 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,719 comes down to a tiebreaker. They're just super super Yeah, I just got 550 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:22,239 to. I mean, they have a they at least have a quarterback who 551 00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:29,360 does the Saints. Yeah, dude, car they're calling for cars Head right 552 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,519 now. Every time he comes he's been okay. I think they're going with 553 00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:37,599 Jameis Winston this week. Really, Oh god, I can't believe he's still 554 00:37:37,639 --> 00:37:40,320 in the NFL. Jameis Winston. That's so funny. I think Jameis Winston 555 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,519 is starting this week. I could be wrong. I wonder if we would 556 00:37:43,559 --> 00:37:46,039 be better if we had taken him and just waited. I mean, I 557 00:37:46,119 --> 00:37:52,119 know we'd be better off for having not traded, but I mean our stats 558 00:37:52,119 --> 00:37:53,920 aren't god awful, you know, like last week he had one hundred and 559 00:37:53,920 --> 00:38:00,199 five point five rating against the Lions. The week before that seven. This 560 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:05,920 is old old school quarterback rating. But uh yeah, I mean he's been 561 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,559 okay. I mean he's been better, better than his numbers, a way 562 00:38:08,599 --> 00:38:13,360 better than ridders. Dude, he's got he's got twenty seven hundred yards, 563 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,000 eleven touchdowns, six interceptions, eighty nine quarterback rating on the year, sixty 564 00:38:16,039 --> 00:38:22,480 six points. Dogs number. My dog's numbers are better than it is. 565 00:38:22,519 --> 00:38:24,880 Not the dude guy you liked him though, Speaking of people who said things 566 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:28,639 on the show, Hey what, that's what you do. You root for 567 00:38:28,679 --> 00:38:30,480 your team, you're hopeful, but then you got it. There comes a 568 00:38:30,599 --> 00:38:35,480 fucking point in time, and is about when it is halfway through the season. 569 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,840 You're bie, week's gone, is five six games left, and you 570 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:42,440 got to really look in the mirror and say, who are we and the 571 00:38:42,559 --> 00:38:45,320 people that do that, if we can do this, and then we need 572 00:38:45,519 --> 00:38:49,599 when you start doing the fucking diagrams in your fucking goddamn bedroom. Well, 573 00:38:49,639 --> 00:38:52,840 if the Lions lose and then the Bears win, and then Dallas loses and 574 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:58,679 then we win out, it's over. Those teams never fucking do anything but 575 00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:00,719 get in the playoffs, get waxed by somebody that deserves to be in the 576 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:05,000 playoffs. But the Falcons are gonna get in a home game. It's gonna 577 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:10,639 be Falcons are gonna be a nine to eight team, and they're gonna get 578 00:39:12,079 --> 00:39:17,519 Dallas coming to town, and they're gonna get beat forty eight to fucking six. 579 00:39:17,639 --> 00:39:21,840 Dallas is good. Yeah, they're gonna get The Falcons are gonna get 580 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:27,519 beat at home forty eight to six. You need a quarterback home backs game. 581 00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:30,960 And here's what I'm saying. I love it. You know why because 582 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:35,119 it's still better than what the NCAA just did to Florida State. Because the 583 00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:37,400 Falcons won their division. And guess what happens when you in your division, 584 00:39:37,679 --> 00:39:40,960 you get a fucking home playoff game. Yeah, when you win all the 585 00:39:42,079 --> 00:39:45,760 games on your schedule, you get a playoff game. You might not be 586 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:50,079 a fucking fifteen to two team, you might not be a fucking sexy team 587 00:39:50,159 --> 00:39:53,360 with a rookie of the fucking year that's also fucking battling to be five hundred. 588 00:39:53,639 --> 00:39:57,599 You might have like three good players, you know, a kicker in 589 00:39:57,719 --> 00:40:00,480 your running back, but let you build a fuck and that's how you build 590 00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:06,480 within the franchise. Then rookies next year that come in, the rookies that 591 00:40:06,519 --> 00:40:08,000 were in the playoffs their rookie year, say hey, man, here's what 592 00:40:08,119 --> 00:40:10,960 this is gonna be like. And you build through a couple of years. 593 00:40:12,559 --> 00:40:19,159 It's TikTok football. Ntaba has become TikTok football. It's Instagram football. It's 594 00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:22,079 not real fucking football anymore. This is like, man, we need everybody 595 00:40:22,119 --> 00:40:27,519 to watch this and stare at these goddamn fucking Tesla commercials, some pussy shit 596 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:31,679 or whatever the fuck they have, and I just think, I just feel 597 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:36,760 I hope. I'm sorry, Tiana, I'm sorry Jaron, I hope and 598 00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:43,039 all the Georgia people and my Falcon friends. I hope Florida State works Georgia. 599 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,840 Yeah, the number one team for fucking the last twenty nine weeks or 600 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:51,360 whatever the fuck. If they do it will make the committee look they will 601 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:55,119 look so stupid if they do no, And you know, then you just 602 00:40:55,199 --> 00:40:59,800 go, what are we gonna do? And I hope Alabama just gets absolute 603 00:41:00,079 --> 00:41:02,639 lead. Bud fucked, who do they have? Texas? Alabama? Texas? 604 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,920 What I think? But no, No, Michigan, right, isn't 605 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,760 it? Yeah? I think it's Michigan and then Washington and Texas. I 606 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:12,039 think that's right. You are right, you are right. Well let's go 607 00:41:12,119 --> 00:41:14,639 Michigan. I don't believe in Washington either, right, I mean I think 608 00:41:14,679 --> 00:41:16,039 it's I do. They're fun to watch. I've watched a lot of watch. 609 00:41:16,039 --> 00:41:20,960 They got no defense, they got no defense. They have an opportunitiistic, 610 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:25,360 opportunistic defense. But they that's what they say about teams that don't play 611 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:30,079 good defense. Yeah, they getting shootouts and then they get a fucking interception 612 00:41:30,199 --> 00:41:36,239 in the fourth quarter. Good d You're like it's forty five. They play 613 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,519 good defense, like the Panthers play good defense. That's right, right, 614 00:41:38,599 --> 00:41:43,280 right, right, right right. But I think they're from that receiver they 615 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:51,920 got that roma yeah whatever, I think. Yeah, he's that guy is 616 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,119 something. He I mean, he's fast, he's big, he catches them 617 00:41:54,119 --> 00:42:00,760 all with his hands, he's elusive, runs Rosie blocks that he's like he's 618 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:04,119 a big dude too. Kind of reminds me of like you know, he 619 00:42:04,119 --> 00:42:06,679 reminds me of a DK Metcalf. Kind of reminds me of a Metcalf. 620 00:42:07,079 --> 00:42:10,599 That's a good player. Oh dude, he killed me. How are you 621 00:42:10,639 --> 00:42:15,679 doing in fantasy? In first place in punch drunk? Uh uh? And 622 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:22,000 first place in basketball? And I'm not sure about your playover league. I 623 00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:24,320 think I'm in the first place of my division in that. Let me see, 624 00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:28,480 you just got butt fucked by somebody who would you well, you know 625 00:42:28,559 --> 00:42:30,400 why though? No, you don't say that without the context. I lost 626 00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:34,719 to Remandre Stevenson and Tank Dell before they even scored a point this week? 627 00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,760 Would you play? Though? I can't remember? And then I lost Andrews 628 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:44,639 my damn tied end for the season, like right before fucking miserable. This 629 00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:46,920 is the fuck I'd be willing. Well, it's been a weird year for 630 00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:52,280 football, but I would be willing to say this is the worst I've done 631 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:59,000 in fantasy overall. Yeah, you're in last place in basketball? No I'm 632 00:42:59,039 --> 00:43:05,519 not, aren't you? No? No, let me see, I'm in 633 00:43:05,599 --> 00:43:07,800 like six. Oh, no, you're in fifth. You're two and three. 634 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,239 Yeah, I mean I'm I haven't lost yet, so whatever, no 635 00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:14,639 big deal. You will Yeah, maybe. Hey, I had one year 636 00:43:14,639 --> 00:43:16,960 where I didn't lose, and then I lost in the playoffs. So it's 637 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,719 like, fuck, I wish that I could take my four how many leagues 638 00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:23,760 you've been four? Three, three football leagues? I'm in every league that 639 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:28,639 you're in, I believe, So, yeah, yeah you are. Yeah, 640 00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:30,360 Bro, I'm in your head. Bro, I'm in your fucking mind. 641 00:43:30,559 --> 00:43:32,960 Yeah, you're in my head from last place, right A lot? 642 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,320 Probably think about me a lot? Are you? You must be the football 643 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:38,559 league. You're in last place because I remember seeing you. No, you're 644 00:43:38,559 --> 00:43:42,440 not. I'm in the sixties in your Billy goat fucking league, in your 645 00:43:42,519 --> 00:43:45,239 fucking North Carolina league. I've already locked up my uh, I've already locked 646 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:51,079 up my position in the playoffs. I'm gonna make the playoffs in two leagues. 647 00:43:51,119 --> 00:43:52,800 I'm not going to make the playoffs in two leagues, but in my 648 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:58,880 four leagues. This is the most I've ever wanted to just combine my four 649 00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:04,599 leagues into one super team. Well, I wouldn't say super well because every 650 00:44:05,079 --> 00:44:08,199 every time every league I'm in, I got one guy that's doing good, 651 00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:13,199 and then I have a bunch of fucking just just guys that are killing me. 652 00:44:14,679 --> 00:44:15,480 Yeah, no, I know, dude. I mean I lost so 653 00:44:15,599 --> 00:44:20,119 much injury just just in the last two weeks. I lost like half a 654 00:44:20,199 --> 00:44:23,440 team. It was ridiculous. I'm trying to do this thing because I mean, 655 00:44:23,599 --> 00:44:28,320 watching this thing about all these NFL players were I'll see if I can 656 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,119 find I'll send it to you. But all these NFL players were talking about 657 00:44:30,199 --> 00:44:37,440 how how mean people are to them in public about fantasy football, and I 658 00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:39,639 know they were like, you know, I'll be sitting there having dinner with 659 00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:44,280 my daughters. They come up and go, yo, you fucked me yesterday 660 00:44:44,559 --> 00:44:46,480 fucking carefully or whatever the fucking He's like, dude, I don't know. 661 00:44:46,639 --> 00:44:52,400 I try my hardest. I'm probably not gonna be able to walk in my 662 00:44:52,519 --> 00:44:55,760 fittoo. You make millions of dollars, I get it, but I'm trying. 663 00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:59,039 When I talked once I saw it, I was like, oh man, 664 00:44:59,119 --> 00:45:00,760 that is true. That's I mean. I tried to think about was 665 00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:04,199 like a comic, Like you make a joke as a comic and then someone's 666 00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:07,079 like, well, you're fucking should be fired, Like this is so taken 667 00:45:07,119 --> 00:45:08,440 out of context. I looked at it kind of guy. I saw it 668 00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:12,159 as like a comic in a way, and I go, fuck. So 669 00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:15,199 now I'm trying to like, whenever I talk about my fantasy players, I'm 670 00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:20,320 like, fucking you know, as an Ingram, this fucking idiot, you 671 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,440 know. I'm trying to just be like, yeah, he had a bad 672 00:45:22,559 --> 00:45:25,480 game and that cost me. Yeah. No, you're right, You're right. 673 00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,360 I was guilty of that when he said that I talk about them. 674 00:45:30,599 --> 00:45:35,159 Yeah, maybe people. Yeah, you know what, I'm like, this 675 00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,920 girl, I hope he fucking dies. I've never said that, but well, 676 00:45:39,079 --> 00:45:43,960 only about my father, Johnny, did you We were talking about this 677 00:45:44,079 --> 00:45:47,320 right before the show. But uh, Mexican Independence. By the way, 678 00:45:49,119 --> 00:45:52,079 I'm about to tell you guys something that is going to be the most expensive 679 00:45:52,119 --> 00:45:54,840 sporting event you can. Don't even try to go to this thing unless you 680 00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:59,119 got to hook up. And think about how many people are going to be 681 00:45:59,199 --> 00:46:04,039 hooked up at this Mexican Independence Day September sixteenth, So next September, So 682 00:46:04,079 --> 00:46:10,000 we're talking about what ten ten months from now, the UFC is doing a 683 00:46:10,199 --> 00:46:15,800 fight pay per view fight at the Sphere in Las Vegas. Yeah. Wait, 684 00:46:15,639 --> 00:46:21,000 and Dana White said it is going to be not only the biggest card 685 00:46:21,079 --> 00:46:23,880 that they've had that, and imagine, I imagine there'll be a lot of 686 00:46:24,159 --> 00:46:30,599 Mexicans on this fight card. One it's in Vegas. Two it's Mexican Independence 687 00:46:30,679 --> 00:46:37,679 Day and they always do load those those fights up with Mexican fighters. That 688 00:46:37,079 --> 00:46:40,599 that thing's gonna be bonkers. I mean, I don't know what they can 689 00:46:40,679 --> 00:46:45,719 do with that ceiling while there's a fight going on. Just have a fight 690 00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:47,079 on it, I guess right, they have the fight on it. That 691 00:46:47,119 --> 00:46:50,960 would be so bad because there would be not a bad seat in the house. 692 00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:53,039 Yeah, but then you might as well just be watching it on TV. 693 00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,719 They might as well just pay per view it there and then you can 694 00:46:55,800 --> 00:47:00,519 fucking yeah, can you imagine I can see him, and that you pay 695 00:47:00,559 --> 00:47:01,760 for your ticket and then you have to pay for the pay per view two 696 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:07,119 to get in, Oh dude, I mean just to see you too at 697 00:47:07,159 --> 00:47:12,719 that motherfucker. Those tickets for like fuck oh thousand bucks, thousand fresh seats. 698 00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,280 I got Rolling Stones tickets for next year, dude, And I mean 699 00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:19,840 I counted myself lucky to get a ticket for like three hundred dollars in a 700 00:47:20,199 --> 00:47:23,519 decent ticket. But it's like, oh, I've never seen the guy. 701 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,840 Yeah, I knows. I was thinking. I was like, this gotta 702 00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:29,079 be the last chance to see these guys. They have a new album. 703 00:47:29,119 --> 00:47:31,119 It's actually pretty good. But yeah, dude, that's gonna be cool. 704 00:47:31,119 --> 00:47:37,159 I'm dying to go see uh something at the at that the sphere. Apparently 705 00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:39,920 there's a movie you can go see, like one of those nature movies. 706 00:47:40,159 --> 00:47:44,360 Yeah, it's like, uh, it's like fifty bucks. I think Darren 707 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,920 Aronofsky did it actually, Uh yeah, we were just talking about earlier fifty 708 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:52,519 five dollars I saw. It's called uh yeah, Postcard from Earth by In 709 00:47:52,639 --> 00:47:57,360 directed by Darren Aronofski. It's supposed to be fantastic. I heard Elon Musk 710 00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,719 on some podcasts. Did you really yep? What role? What ruffalo? 711 00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:05,000 I was playing a buffalo? Oh? Interesting? Now did you did you 712 00:48:05,159 --> 00:48:07,480 do anything specially like going and makeup or something for your audition? Running in 713 00:48:07,519 --> 00:48:12,000 the fields? Now you know that me I put I came up in like 714 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,760 a buffalo coat on and sh like that. And now is that the one 715 00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:16,079 where you were drinking the jiz of the bathub or is it something else? 716 00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:22,559 No? No, apparently that was just like a transaction. But no, 717 00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,719 man, they'd be running in the field with all these other buffalos and ship 718 00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:31,000 and you know, shooting arrows at mean books like that, but they they're 719 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:36,760 shooting arrows at Wait, the shooting arrows at you. Yeah, I don't 720 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,440 think that that doesn't happen in the movie. Again, I don't think you 721 00:48:38,519 --> 00:48:44,039 were on a film audition, Jason. I'm sorry to tell you yet again 722 00:48:44,679 --> 00:48:46,679 it sounds like something else is going on. Did you get paid for this 723 00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:52,239 auditions? Cot on and it was night time and there were men and cow's 724 00:48:52,519 --> 00:48:58,199 I was running and they were shooting something at me. But in this situat 725 00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:00,199 is like the director who kept getting like, get out of the film. 726 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:05,400 He was running running lines with me off. Oh so he's like a method 727 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,119 guy. Huh he's really Yes, I don't know. And I was like, 728 00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:10,920 fuck you, I'm a buffalo or something. But I didn't get it. 729 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:15,559 I don't think when did you do that audition? About four o'clock this 730 00:49:15,679 --> 00:49:19,719 morning? Oh see the movie already came out. I don't think you quite 731 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,599 understand how like the industry were. And it's weird because you lived in La 732 00:49:22,679 --> 00:49:27,840 for a long time. I don't I really think you're confused about how filmmaking 733 00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:30,199 works. I thought it was he thought you said he was a director. 734 00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:35,400 I'll recommend a couple of books. Okay, Oh I got a book recommendation. 735 00:49:37,039 --> 00:49:39,880 Good segue, Johnny, I do have a book recommendation. And I 736 00:49:40,039 --> 00:49:43,639 think, like, hey, wow, this is weird. Has a book 737 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:47,840 recommendation. But I'm telling you it's uh. And then so I talked anyways, 738 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:51,840 just count this as an ad even though this one's this one's on the 739 00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:58,280 house. You guys, if you like me and you like listening to books, 740 00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,239 but you've alway, He wondered about the process of making books for people 741 00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:05,760 who don't like reading books. Well, I got good news for you. 742 00:50:07,079 --> 00:50:12,800 I just finished Books on Tape for Dummies on tape. It's an excellent listen 743 00:50:13,079 --> 00:50:16,960 about people listening to books, but said in a way that people like me 744 00:50:17,079 --> 00:50:23,760 can understand it. Now back to the show. Where do you even get 745 00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:27,960 this? I don't where do you get Books on tape for Dummies on tape. 746 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,599 It's a book on tape about books on tape. It's on tape. 747 00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:36,960 I don't even have a tape player. Well, I don't have to tell 748 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,800 you, man, get fucking get the fucking CD or something like that. 749 00:50:42,639 --> 00:50:45,480 I mean, remember that time when when THEO was on the show or was 750 00:50:45,519 --> 00:50:50,559 that, Yeah, THEO was zooming in and he was sitting at his desk, 751 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:54,880 and all behind him at his desk, it was like fifty fucking books 752 00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:58,960 for dummies. It was every book for dummy that had ever been made. 753 00:50:59,159 --> 00:51:02,239 Was the idea we should do that. I should get a whole shelf of 754 00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:07,280 books on tape behind me. That would be really fun. That's funny too. 755 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:07,920 Yeah, I get a bunch of tapes. You know. I used 756 00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:10,360 to have those like gas stations. I would sell like books on tape for 757 00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:14,280 like long haul truck drivers and stuff. Just get as many of those as 758 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:20,039 I possibly could. When I was in college, I had a fucking trophy 759 00:51:20,159 --> 00:51:22,599 made that was just stupid, just for like in our apartment. I mean 760 00:51:22,679 --> 00:51:25,280 it was like forty dollars. There was a forty dollars joke. It was 761 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:30,039 I got my money, a joke. I respect. That had this trophy 762 00:51:30,199 --> 00:51:37,000 in our living room and it all I said on the trophy was, uh, 763 00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:45,159 second place spelling be but spelling only had one L in it. Stupid. 764 00:51:45,639 --> 00:51:49,119 That's funny. Where'd you just leave that on a shelf or something? 765 00:51:49,599 --> 00:51:51,760 Yeah, right there in the middle of the fucking living room, people like, 766 00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:53,840 oh, you know, and sometimes people you'd always watch like did they 767 00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:57,639 get it? Do they not get it? It's second place. There was 768 00:51:57,639 --> 00:52:00,199 a lot of you know, those are the class. I can tell you 769 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:07,320 this right now. If Otani goes to the Dodgers, I I might move 770 00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:10,880 to Texas. I might end at all. I just don't want to. 771 00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:19,920 Can you imagine there's fucking annoying the teens bit of a hope for the Cubs 772 00:52:20,079 --> 00:52:22,639 to get him too. I would love for the Cubs, anybody but La 773 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:25,199 to get him. They Dave Roberts they met with Otani for two to three 774 00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:31,920 hours today. No really, yeah, good, Robert said, clearly show 775 00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:37,719 he is our top priority, is what he said. Wow. I mean, 776 00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,760 of course it is. They got all the money in the world, 777 00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:45,199 and why wouldn't he want to So probably he doesn't even have to move at 778 00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:46,639 least, I mean, I you know, at least the Brave's got something 779 00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:50,840 going on, you know, they can I think we're in on Dylan Cease 780 00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:54,960 maybe, uh but fuck, I mean, if Otani goes there, it's 781 00:52:55,039 --> 00:53:02,719 just fucking gross. Did you hey, what's up? Bro? Doggie? 782 00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:07,679 Little dog you're a little tiny person no, this motherfucking dogs and cand of 783 00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:14,239 got food in here, But he's wrong. Is that the Airdale or whatever? 784 00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:16,760 Yeah? The only dog that I like here I love, not the 785 00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:22,800 dog that bit me. No, this that dog still alive, that billy 786 00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:28,599 goat looking dog that bit me unfortunately, asshole on. Yeah, he's definitely 787 00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:31,639 the fucking worse. Johnny, did you see Is this good or is this 788 00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:36,000 bad? And do me a favor, look this up and see if you 789 00:53:36,079 --> 00:53:39,079 can cross reference. This is what I saw is real that you can bet 790 00:53:39,159 --> 00:53:45,840 on the Special Olympics now, And like that this sounds like the kind of 791 00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:49,559 thing that Sam Trick tweets out that it's just not true. But let me 792 00:53:49,599 --> 00:53:53,679 say, I thought I saw it on a reliable place and I thought to 793 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:58,199 myself, Wow, no, this is real. Yeah, it's from a 794 00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,119 couple of months ago, but it's in Forbes. It says people can now 795 00:54:00,199 --> 00:54:05,559 bet on the twenty twenty three Special Olympics bet online. Dot ag has got 796 00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:10,079 a Doesn't that seem like a kind of thing where it would be easy to 797 00:54:10,199 --> 00:54:14,559 get Oh yeah, because you can't tell if they're faking in it, if 798 00:54:14,559 --> 00:54:16,639 they're you know, throwing the fight or whatever. You know, throwing the 799 00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:22,000 race, or because they're already you know special. Oh, I wasn't even 800 00:54:22,079 --> 00:54:23,920 talking about that. That would be an easy lot of a lot of those 801 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:28,159 guys might be easy to swindle into throwing a race. Yeah, you could 802 00:54:28,199 --> 00:54:30,719 get like a handful of jelly beans or something, right, Man, I 803 00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:37,400 was trying to not go where I was like without saying, without ari, 804 00:54:37,639 --> 00:54:39,800 with no guests, maybe we can pump right through this and not get into 805 00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:43,920 the fucking you know, tell them that I say, win this race, 806 00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:53,800 their mommy is gonna fly away. But dude, don't no, But Michael, 807 00:54:54,039 --> 00:55:00,239 there's a lot of those mommies, damn it. There's a a lot 808 00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:05,519 of the lot of you know, those athletes in this profession Olympics that are 809 00:55:05,639 --> 00:55:13,039 like, uh, severely less yeah, you know, have less needs than 810 00:55:13,039 --> 00:55:15,400 the others do. The bad Man's gonna kill Sandy Claus if you don't throw 811 00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:20,880 the fring. It seems like it might be like an unfair thing to be 812 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,960 betting on. I don't I don't understand how what do you mean by unfair? 813 00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:30,000 Because man, some of these people are severely uh handicapped, and some 814 00:55:30,039 --> 00:55:34,639 of these people aren't. You'd be like, there's one persons for everyone. 815 00:55:35,199 --> 00:55:37,880 You just gotta do your research. I got you gotta feel like, what's 816 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,639 this guy's thing and what's this guy You's got to go to the track and 817 00:55:39,679 --> 00:55:43,199 look at the horses, like, Oh, this guy's got no legs. 818 00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:46,039 This guy's got like slight downs, just a touch of downs. I'm betting 819 00:55:46,079 --> 00:55:50,719 on the downs guy. Yeah, I'm taking this guy's got three legs. 820 00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:54,599 Yeah, you know that can be a hindrance. That's someone with that problem. 821 00:55:54,639 --> 00:55:59,559 I can tell you that that doesn't There's some of these people. You 822 00:55:59,599 --> 00:56:02,320 know this Michael Phelps at every Olympics and these and at the Special Olympics, 823 00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:06,360 there's a lot more of than Michael Phelps, the people that just clean up 824 00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:10,960 everything. I don't know how now they have Michael Philps at the Special Olympics. 825 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,719 That's right, he's I heard he's great. I heard Michael Phillips is 826 00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:17,559 great at swimming and running. He wins every event. All the other kids 827 00:56:17,599 --> 00:56:22,840 hate him, That's what I've heard. I mean, I don't understand how 828 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:27,320 it's going to go down, but I do think that we should be getting 829 00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:30,679 involved in maybe making some money on the Special Olympics. Blow it out, 830 00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:35,440 let's do it dude, let's go there and get you know, just win. 831 00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:40,480 Whatever money we win will donate to the Special Olympics. No, no, 832 00:56:40,599 --> 00:56:47,280 no, are you stupid? Yeah? Maybe? Okay, yeah, 833 00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:52,239 we definitely need that money. I didn't know you rich about it. We 834 00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:54,760 would think, thanks special, I borrow some money. Like, I didn't 835 00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:58,039 know you were rich, Jason. Let's give me give me some cash. 836 00:56:58,079 --> 00:57:00,239 Brother, I didn't know you had millions of dollars in the bank that we 837 00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:07,039 can just donate money to the Special Olympics. I wish I did. Speaking 838 00:57:07,079 --> 00:57:09,760 of not having millions of dollars in the banks, what did And I'm sure 839 00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:14,079 I was looking forward to it, But I'll let you get his proxy once 840 00:57:14,119 --> 00:57:19,199 again. Yeah, okay, what are your thoughts and what do we know? 841 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:22,039 And what is Sam going nuts about? I'm sure this one, this 842 00:57:22,199 --> 00:57:27,800 one tickles all of Sam's tickle spots, you know what I mean. It 843 00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:31,719 gets him fucking going. And it's that NBA player that got caught hooking up 844 00:57:31,719 --> 00:57:37,800 at that high school. Yeah, Sarah, because he was nineteen and she 845 00:57:37,119 --> 00:57:42,280 was what seventeen, which to me that's not a big deal. But I 846 00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:45,199 think he's I thought he was twenty one, and I thought she was seventeen. 847 00:57:45,519 --> 00:57:51,320 Well when it started, it was nineteen and seventeen. And then it 848 00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:54,280 turns out the age of consent in Australia sixteen and the age of consent in 849 00:57:54,360 --> 00:58:00,199 Oklahoma is sixteen. So he's he's fine if all of that is true. 850 00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:02,719 Yeah, it is. I mean I looked it up. It wasn't like 851 00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:07,000 I mean, I saw the news. This is just this is just tragic. 852 00:58:07,519 --> 00:58:09,920 There's I mean, there is like this dirty thing that you see that 853 00:58:10,119 --> 00:58:13,880 he's like there was a snap of him, whether it's real or not. 854 00:58:14,239 --> 00:58:19,159 Did you see the snap? Sorry I'm interrupting, but just now the snap 855 00:58:19,199 --> 00:58:21,760 where he was like, hey, I saw you got this girl. She's 856 00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:25,320 seventeen. You can you find anybody younger? That's like the damning snap that 857 00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:30,760 I saw of him. He's like, can you find anybody younger than seventeen? 858 00:58:30,239 --> 00:58:31,840 Now, I don't know how old he was in that. I don't 859 00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:35,079 know if that was nineteen when he was back in Australia or what. But 860 00:58:37,679 --> 00:58:39,800 I mean it sounds like he's but never she's made. This lady's got like 861 00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:45,559 some powerful attorney, like all did you see pictures of her? Though she 862 00:58:45,639 --> 00:58:49,960 looked like she's about twenty five. Did that happen to me one time? 863 00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:54,079 Really? Like she was in like an eighteen plus club or a twenty one 864 00:58:54,159 --> 00:59:00,320 plus club with him, which is I mean that alone should if he didn't 865 00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:01,239 know any better, it should be his out, Like how the funk should 866 00:59:01,239 --> 00:59:06,599 get in here? I don't know if if he was like twenty one like 867 00:59:06,679 --> 00:59:08,199 you said, and fuck him, I was a sixteen year old, like 868 00:59:09,079 --> 00:59:13,199 socially he should be ostracized. But it doesn't sound like I just looked it 869 00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:16,400 up again Oklahoma agent consent of sixteen. So what I mean then what can 870 00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:22,920 they get him for? Crazy? But yeah, I mean it sounds like 871 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:27,239 he's a he's a fucking creep. But what can you do? I mean, 872 00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:29,400 if it's not illegal, beat his ass? I guess, get some 873 00:59:29,519 --> 00:59:32,159 of these guys to, you know, some of these hardcore NBA you know 874 00:59:32,559 --> 00:59:37,239 a black guys, to beat his ass bigger, you know, like just 875 00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:40,239 get him in the locker room and be like you'd like fucking young girls and 876 00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:44,760 then just beat him up. Johnny, I want to I know, we'll 877 00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:49,320 wrapped us up here in a few minutes here on Street Justice, Street Justice. 878 00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:54,199 Oh we got one more ad I wanted to run by here real quick 879 00:59:54,559 --> 00:59:59,519 quick read, and this one call to action here it's a sweet deal. 880 01:00:00,039 --> 01:00:02,159 Oh you might like it. We call that the ct A in the industry. 881 01:00:02,159 --> 01:00:05,440 If you guys don't know listening at home, the cultu action, the 882 01:00:05,559 --> 01:00:08,159 CTA, that's what we tyber transit authority. You know what we call that 883 01:00:08,199 --> 01:00:17,239 out here at the l OH here it is, guys like this episode is 884 01:00:17,239 --> 01:00:22,679 brought to you by our good friends at Schmitty Kitty Litter, the Pretty Kitty 885 01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:28,079 Litter, that Shitty Kitty's Pity. 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Okay, I get it now, because they 895 01:01:05,239 --> 01:01:09,280 didn't ship in it because they're all shitty. So they pitied themselves because they 896 01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:13,880 wish they got some smitty kitty litter. Oh literally, okay, because if 897 01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:17,039 I'm all shitty, I pity myself because I should have shot in where other 898 01:01:17,199 --> 01:01:21,199 the cat did a thousand pounds back. Is that that's a good deal? 899 01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:23,559 I have to say that is one heck of video. Yeah, that was 900 01:01:23,639 --> 01:01:29,199 my bag of kitty litter. Put that, But they total in the closet 901 01:01:29,719 --> 01:01:31,000 the better or something. Hey, maybe make make friendsh out of it, 902 01:01:31,199 --> 01:01:36,280 Maybe make a couch you know. Uh. Pat McAfee's like the best thing 903 01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:40,159 that ESPN has done in decades probably, And they are pimping these ship out 904 01:01:40,239 --> 01:01:44,679 like, dude, every time can turn the TV on about this guy being 905 01:01:44,719 --> 01:01:47,559 there, he's you can't. And they like anytime I want to watch a 906 01:01:47,599 --> 01:01:52,320 clip on the app, you know, because they're pretty good at making the 907 01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:55,800 headlines for it's thirty second ad for a fucking twenty second clip of him, 908 01:01:55,960 --> 01:02:04,480 you know, just like the smallest clip ESPN fucking app or whatever the fuck 909 01:02:04,679 --> 01:02:08,199 you terrible. Hey, you won't believe this fucking dunk. Okay, sounds 910 01:02:08,239 --> 01:02:12,639 I want to see a dunk for a fucking seven second dunk. I gotta 911 01:02:12,639 --> 01:02:17,320 watch a thirty second fucking commercial about fucking uh lippitour. They must know how 912 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:21,320 that, how bad an experience that is. They just don't care. They 913 01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:28,440 just despise their their customers. Oh yeah, they fuck ESPN. Fuck yes, 914 01:02:29,239 --> 01:02:32,960 they're the worst. Johnny, you didn't see it because you were back 915 01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:36,119 in your hiljack. Oh, by the way, how is it being back 916 01:02:36,159 --> 01:02:37,159 home? It was good, dude. We had a good time. I 917 01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:40,960 just did nothing and uh played video games with my nephew. It was fantastic. 918 01:02:42,559 --> 01:02:45,000 Your girl didn't come with you, No, she had to work, 919 01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:51,360 and so she's gone. Okay, I get it. During the Thanksgiving game, 920 01:02:51,519 --> 01:03:00,559 the Dallas game they had, they had this Dolly pardon who maybe it's 921 01:03:00,559 --> 01:03:01,880 got to be in her eighties, eighty three, eighty four, something like 922 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:07,239 that. She came out, sang one of her songs seventy seven, sang 923 01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:14,360 Jolene Natural, her classic, then saying, uh, we are the champions 924 01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:19,000 by queen. It seemed lips sank for sure, like she did a studio 925 01:03:19,119 --> 01:03:22,559 version of it, and then uh lip sank it. She didn't even really 926 01:03:22,599 --> 01:03:27,119 have a microphone, I don't think, but she didn't even know. That's 927 01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:30,960 unless it was like one of them Janet Jack's microphones in her ears. All 928 01:03:30,039 --> 01:03:34,519 right, let's see. Yeah, we pull it up here. Yeah, 929 01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:37,039 just give it a few minutes, maybe we can pass forward. Don't want 930 01:03:37,039 --> 01:03:43,320 to blur, but out was but I well, she's dressed like Dallas Cowboys 931 01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:52,599 cheerleader. Yes, not very dynamic in her performance. So she's just kind 932 01:03:52,599 --> 01:03:55,320 of ambling around the stage. She's holding on too, like always holdings and 933 01:03:55,440 --> 01:04:00,119 stage for balance, and so she doesn't be holding onto that star. I 934 01:04:00,159 --> 01:04:01,840 don't know if the stage is bright, it's hard to see. She doesn't 935 01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:03,840 want to fall for sure. She's right on the edge of the stage. 936 01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:09,159 I mean really, she can hardly move around. Look at uh for for 937 01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:12,960 seventy seven she looks great. It's the thing, yeah, I mean, 938 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,639 it's that thing, you know, plastic surgery. Once you get past like 939 01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:23,599 sixty five, it works for you. It can do something. Now give 940 01:04:23,639 --> 01:04:28,280 it to the go to the next tune. I don't understand. Yes, 941 01:04:30,039 --> 01:04:33,000 oh, she's absolutely not singing. Yeah, I mean, keep it going. 942 01:04:33,079 --> 01:04:36,519 Give it to it and anytime I want to hear it. Dude, 943 01:04:36,519 --> 01:04:43,760 we got a champion. I mean, there's no Mica, but looks like 944 01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:47,679 she might be wearing a dyer. She never turns around and gives you the 945 01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:53,039 fucking butt shot, which I get. Listen, I'm not chounding sex suspect. 946 01:04:53,639 --> 01:04:57,599 My point is that this is just and good for her. Fucking you 947 01:04:57,679 --> 01:05:02,840 know, it's a weird choice for an eighty year old to be. Yeah, 948 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:08,039 wonderful hair to grow on some fucking height. Let me dress like Beyonce. 949 01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:18,360 Let's feel weird. Yeah does she haven't she? They're not even pretending 950 01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:23,760 she has a mic? Uh huh yeah right, let's you are out. 951 01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:28,199 She hasn't moved within a five foot circle on that stage. Doesn't he moves 952 01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:30,199 back? I don't think she can. It might be a hologram for all 953 01:05:30,239 --> 01:05:33,199 I know. It might could be a hologram because those holograms have limited ringe. 954 01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:41,880 That's an interesting point. Oh no, she doesn't. She might have 955 01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:50,000 one of those little guard sooks mikes wacke those. She's white. But she's 956 01:05:50,039 --> 01:05:54,360 definitely not singing because she'd be out of breath and ambling around like this. 957 01:05:55,000 --> 01:06:05,280 Look at that big ap though, nice job, Dolly. No, this 958 01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:10,519 is so weird. It's so weird. And by the way, Dallas, 959 01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:15,920 I don't remember. I didn't watch football and Thanksgiving honestly it was I think 960 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:23,800 Dallas may have lost that game. So it's really uh, I've been watching 961 01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:27,360 the Panthers, but I can't watch much else. It's just no, I 962 01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:29,920 don't think she does have a mic co on Bay. Yeah, no, 963 01:06:30,039 --> 01:06:31,840 that's I thought those are ear rings. I thought it was one of those 964 01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:34,960 little they're just like, hey man, let's a little bit. But it's 965 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:39,880 her voice. Mean, it sounds like she recorded this. Yeah, and 966 01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:43,960 then they just so it sounds sucking AI probably, And I think she's bad 967 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,039 ass. Don't get me wrong. I think she's badass. I think she's 968 01:06:45,079 --> 01:06:49,119 funny. I think she's a good actress. She's a banned she looks incredible 969 01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:56,280 for her her age. But it's strange. I don't know whose idea it 970 01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:59,280 is, like, hey, let's get her out there and secks her up 971 01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:03,559 like a mother. You see the Donna doing it now too. And she's 972 01:07:03,639 --> 01:07:10,679 grosser than I mean point like an eighty year old where you're like twirking and 973 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:14,880 I'm over seeing Britney spears, Britney spears like forty and I'm I'm done with 974 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:18,039 her, like I no more please no, I would still and she could 975 01:07:18,079 --> 01:07:20,599 still get it. Well, there's a difference between who can get it and 976 01:07:20,679 --> 01:07:24,920 who you just want to see dancing with knives on instant. We lost a 977 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:29,079 bet. Now you got to fucking eat out cheerleader over there. Yeah, 978 01:07:29,639 --> 01:07:33,480 that's that's a different calculus. Did you watch De Family Chantell? You said 979 01:07:33,519 --> 01:07:38,440 you did, right, Oh yeah, I'm caught up in all my bullshit. 980 01:07:38,559 --> 01:07:41,360 Crazy. How crazy is that guy? I mean, he's a horrible 981 01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:45,320 representative of the United States of America, But man, that was so gnarly 982 01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:48,360 when he's just like, yeah, I'm gonna fuck Pedro's mom, Now this 983 01:07:48,519 --> 01:07:54,400 is absolutely revenge sex and just goes in there and fucking derails this dude's mom 984 01:07:54,440 --> 01:08:00,000 before she breaks up with it. Was all very weird. What a scumbay 985 01:08:00,079 --> 01:08:05,079 that guy's has comeback though, the mom all the mothers are crazy. Yeah, 986 01:08:05,519 --> 01:08:10,280 yeah, Patron is the most normal guy on the show. Probably, 987 01:08:11,719 --> 01:08:15,079 Peter's probably the most normal motherfucker on this show. It's like patre in the 988 01:08:15,079 --> 01:08:19,880 middle or something. But the dad's so under that from that fucking well. 989 01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:23,760 The dad has no personality. Yeah. And did you see River Like they 990 01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:27,880 showed up throw like a like a high like a play basketball. Yeah yeah, 991 01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:30,760 yeah, like an old clip of him, Like how different he looks 992 01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:33,119 now? I mean he used to be really thin? Yeah he does. 993 01:08:33,199 --> 01:08:38,479 He's getting Yeah, it's whatever they potatoad body like, Yeah, that's so 994 01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:43,000 strange. Have you started Fargo that? No? No, I haven't. 995 01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:45,840 I didn't watch the last season that I didn't finish it. I like that. 996 01:08:45,279 --> 01:08:46,800 I don't know why I haven't. Yeah, I didn't watch it. 997 01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:51,199 Oh great, I don't even think I finished the one with the guy from 998 01:08:51,239 --> 01:08:56,680 the Office. It's funny because I love that show, but I just didn't 999 01:08:56,680 --> 01:09:01,760 want I didn't finish the second episode. Episode four is tonight. I gotta 1000 01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:03,960 check it out. No, I have but four that are out. It's 1001 01:09:04,039 --> 01:09:08,319 so far, it's great. Did you see the new the trailer for the 1002 01:09:08,399 --> 01:09:12,039 new Game of Thrones? Uh, just drop over the weekend. It's not 1003 01:09:12,159 --> 01:09:15,640 coming out to the summer though, but it looks really good. No. 1004 01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:19,439 And I also haven't watched any of the Dolphins hard knocks. That here is 1005 01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:24,760 great. Well, are they doing the in season one? Now? In 1006 01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:28,720 season with the Dolphins. Just I didn't know that that's an interesting team to 1007 01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:31,319 pick up though, maybe three episodes out so far, two or three episodes. 1008 01:09:31,359 --> 01:09:34,199 That's fart. I hear coach is a weird guy. I hear people 1009 01:09:34,279 --> 01:09:38,920 talking about it on podcast. But ever since this come has come out, 1010 01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:45,039 well it's coming out, I've got like three or four texts of people saying 1011 01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:50,560 that I remind him of Josh McDaniel. Yeah, look like my, I 1012 01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:53,720 like on my sound like him. I don't know what it is, but 1013 01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:57,520 I've heard three times since this thing has come out, Yeah, you wear 1014 01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:00,239 glasses. Have you noticed this tendency that people have have to think that everybody 1015 01:10:00,279 --> 01:10:03,079 who's white and wears glasses looks the same. I get it all the time. 1016 01:10:03,119 --> 01:10:05,800 People send me like, hey, this looks just like Johnny and it's 1017 01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:10,760 a guy who looks nice like me. Yeah. I do get that. 1018 01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:13,800 I got I get it more. I get it more with glasses. Yeah 1019 01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:15,159 yeah, yeah, anytime I have my I mean, and I wear my 1020 01:10:15,199 --> 01:10:18,920 glass all the time now because I just contact just irritated to shut my eyes 1021 01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:24,680 now, but I gotta go. I probably start that this week, maybe 1022 01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:28,079 even I'll start tonight, because I do like the Dolphins, like, I 1023 01:10:28,159 --> 01:10:32,079 don't look like most ya Kasher And for a long time at the Comedy Store, 1024 01:10:32,119 --> 01:10:36,760 people would like, I got that so much, dude, that's a 1025 01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:41,800 weird one huge years and a big no. I mean we just you know, 1026 01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:44,000 he's good looking guy whatever, you know, whatever, whatever, but 1027 01:10:44,359 --> 01:10:45,960 we don't look the same. Like five years ago when I had like a 1028 01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:49,880 big ass beard in my glasses. Everyone and I got Mark Mayorn a lot. 1029 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:55,960 People Actually, people grumpy if we were both performing at the store or 1030 01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,960 the improv or ice House or something. We were both either on the same 1031 01:10:59,039 --> 01:11:02,399 venue or at the same club at the same night, like I get all 1032 01:11:02,439 --> 01:11:04,439 the time. People are like, oh, hey, what are you Yellen? 1033 01:11:04,479 --> 01:11:06,640 Where you sign this autograph? And I'm like, dude, I'm not 1034 01:11:08,279 --> 01:11:10,880 no, what are you Yellen? Okay, just get out of my face. 1035 01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:15,079 Right, he's eighty, he might be ninety now. He just made 1036 01:11:15,079 --> 01:11:18,640 a movie that's supposed to be pretty good actually in France. Oh really, 1037 01:11:19,119 --> 01:11:26,239 yeah, I can believe that. What the fuck is it going to say? 1038 01:11:28,359 --> 01:11:30,600 I don't know that's it, Johnny? All right, really good talk 1039 01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:34,880 to good luck with your teams, Go Falcons. Yeah, I got North 1040 01:11:34,880 --> 01:11:39,680 Carolina. It's playing Connecticut to night in basketball Big Game. We'll have Sandy 1041 01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:44,680 back next week. Yeah, next suck it well, next episode, we 1042 01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:49,880 say, next week, but God knows. All right, Okay, hold 1043 01:11:49,880 --> 01:12:00,680 on, I'm looking for the public. What what did they say? Every 1044 01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:08,720 Girl's My girlfriend? Every good? It disturbs me how much Sam loved this 1045 01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:19,319 song. The ans was like, yeah, special age, what am I 1046 01:12:19,399 --> 01:12:31,119 saying? Jobby stop this, letther frock. These are kids we're supporting. 1047 01:12:31,239 --> 01:12:38,239 Now. If you are, if you're a drum puncher, who bye bye 1048 01:12:38,319 --> 01:12:42,880 on the problem. If you want to find this h and buy it, 1049 01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:47,279 it's with knee high Let's get busy. As the name of the album, 1050 01:12:48,319 --> 01:12:58,439 every Girl's My Girlfriend, Every Girl's My girlfriend. I made, I'm gonna 1051 01:12:58,439 --> 01:13:01,720 make. I'm gonna put this a vote. Would this be the new punch drunk themes