You're listening to the down Beaes on ninety seven one the Free Man. I'm
just laughing because all these talkbacks have been listening to and how did you get
dude? We can only today a ton like on average what like twenty?
No thirty on average? Fifty? Really today probably I could count it real
quickly. That'll be bad radio. Yeah, close to one hundred. Maybe
more's the red microphone button on the iHeartRadio app, the free thing you're actively
pushing again in communicating. I guess that's all one hundred. Leave up to
a thirty second message. Ben's goin show next speak easy after that again,
Rock and Bruce tomorrow, double remote freaking the weekend, Get the Waterburger app
an Alamo draft house on Tuesday. House cleaning done, Birthday time now.
Adrian Peterson thirty nine? All right, he's thirty nine and out of the
league. I ain't got on right. Sometimes he hangs around. It seems
like he was still okay toward the end. I swear to God, if
Justin Thomas Spray's this drive and I'm gonna lose it, don't Kevin, don't
kick your TV again. You're so distracted and blame the by Justin Thomas.
He's only yeah, he boge and then left a birdie putt. Oh oh
he threw what a dumb ass bird alert that's under a man's chair. He
did really go under that guy's I love right after impact, the club release,
and then the just pitiful point left. It landed near a pair of
khaki shorts. Yeah, believe it or not, when you give up on
the drive right after contact. Yeah, this one is probably more for Christina
Ray. But I'm interested to know if Danny or Mike would know this a
band I knew two or three songs. Derek Whibley of some forty one is
forty four? Uh no, I can picture his face. He's an odd
face. Did one of them was married to Ashley Simpson? Is that right?
O? Man? I think that was one of the I think that
was Pete Wentz Pete Wentz no no no, no, no, no no
no no aver Levine right. But she was married to the nickelback guys.
I was sure about that. Yeah, the nickel Jed Gruger who claims he
can kick your ass, no like do it to himself. Yeah, who's
the one that you screwed up and didn't hook up with a yeah, I
know you're not the one that I know newk in high school that's the that's
something forty one. Yeah, but in high school I know that. My
huh, that's a fat lip. It's so funny to think of these little
mallpunk band boys or in their forties. Yeah, no one has done less
to get on a birthday list than forty six year old Kevin Federline. He
just married her. Yeah, he's k fed Bro a dancer, dude.
He can dance way better than you, even even if he's all fat now,
which he is, and that's okay, is he really? Boy?
That like? How big? Here? Look up Kevin Feederline fat so dude.
I'm on this train of thought here that justin Timberlake album is not very
good. That's boy. I've hesitated to play anything off of because every headline
I've seen is it's garbage. Well yeah, and I don't want to part
of that is like here, look like that's Kevin Federal. I know we're
laughing, My god, we're laughing to inspire him. Yes, and actually
I think that's an old picture. I think he's lost uh good amount eat
for change? Yeah, but that JT. Record in syncs distancing from it.
Yeah, because they pop on on a song. Uh huh. So
it's it's like overly, like over sext a little bit. It's it's weird.
And look, he's gotten the doghouse of of the world when you know,
we had a little Britney Renaissance and things like that, and then was
he cheating on Jessica Bill and all this stuff? And then the dancing video
comes out and goes on and saying, Okay, man, he's starting to
look kind of old. It's just weird when he's singing about all these things.
There's a song on there called fing Up the Dance Floor, and it's
like, you're forty three, you definitely have ton destroyed our entire dance floor
with your silly moves. Sean McDermott, the weirdly uh, the coach who
weirdly likes to use nine to eleven to inspires players. He's fifty Mike the
Buffalo Bills look like Bill Burr. Andrew Copelan of Sister Hazel's fifty six pass
name their tune child she woulded dis she with you? Okay? Jonas Bergeran
is fifty seven. Here's how you know JJ creaky up please. Oh that
wants is another baby? Yeah, pregnant. Huh those are some bainterers,
bainers. Yeah, there's a good That was a random one hit wonders.
Gods said, say the word again. I never use for what My g's
don't come the best. I mean, that's one of the great quotes of
our short tenure as an existing radio station. My engs don't come the best,
Jonas Berger, and of course of Ace of Bass. If you didn't
know brainersers really funy don't come the best, and you laugh while saying I
never use for what gs don't come the best. That was so good,
guys. What turning sixty one years old today? Run to the mailbox crab
the latest sports illustrated swimsuit. She was nineteen eighty nine. That have got
an hour something I must do. Just crak a little ronnick, Katy are
Lin, crank a little rodick, katyre Lin, crank a little rod you.
Kathy Ireland Al McPherson too killed me. She's sixty one today, sixty
one. Kathy Ireland sixty one. Yeah, Noel McPherson, No, Kathy
iarln Yeah. El McPherson two not Elan McPherson. I'll let you know though,
and you'll probably hear that same song. Happy Birthday, Kathy Rosie O'donald's
sixty two. You're a crankle o Roger Rose No, No, only person
fifty nine and her birthday is just a week away. Matthew Brought sixty birthday
sixty two. You can play the song again in a week, just when
it when it clears out, everybody did, all right, here's what we
What is this? There's pretty lasses everywhere. If I could have one wish?
What if you blow me, blow me, blow me a kiss him?
That's smattering you. Hey, we were confused, but it's fourteen seconds
long. Yeah, if that it was like nine Gary Oldman sixty six,
Oh genius, my favorite two Drexel from True Romance, The Plae, Harvey
Oswald from JFK So good. Yeah, tea dolt seventy eight, Timothy Dalton,
any money would have been seventy five, Rest in peace, d some
wacky radio show will make the two tickets to Paradise joke today. We're not
going to do that. You just did better than that. I said someone
would. I didn't, Yeah, I didn't. You'd know it if I
did it, you know, please press on. You know we are pressing
all with your talkbacks brought to you by Advanced stare restoration. You're like the
what You're like the toddler, the what that knows he's not supposed to use
bad words and he tells you the words that he knows he's not supposed to
use. What do you mean like him right now? Yeah, you're being
like Malcolm. You know what he says. Now, he's picked up what
the F? And we're trying to like replace it with stuff like where's the
fish? We say what the F? We say what the fish? Or
whatever? Fish? And that's what he does. He goes, Daddy,
we don't say what the f? And he'll say it. We say where's
the fish? It's like right, and he'll say it over and over and
look at me and like, yeah, you heard me say it, didn't
you? I just said it. Coolest kid in school. If he starts
there and he starts shuts around saying where's the fish? Him? Yeah,
don't say things you're not supposed to say. That's like bringing up a bird
that somebody asked you not to bring up and then tell yeah, and then
telling them not to talk about right, I made the point. Now you
made the joke you read I thought someone was gonna laugh. No I didn't.
Yeah you did. No, you shouldn't have done it. I was
making a point saying that other shows that are below us might make that joke.
To be in skin show, you were flying worse than we are.
Yeah, that's not what I'm doing. Keep digging that hole, kevo.
Oh God, can I take it in the shorts from outside the building or
is always in the building. Don't tell about jokes. Don't tell me.
You don't repeat mid jokes not issued. We don't repeat mid joke. It
was not issued. Say it with me. It was not an attempt.
We don't the play what Heven called Pete. It's like saying mid joe.
I know, I know what they're gonna do. They're gonna run the ball
down the middle. Let someone funny, save us. Be a talkback.
I swear to god, we're not hearing any of these talkbacks. We're not
gonna hear any of them. Now. Mike has ruined the experience for the
listener today. He's taken your voice off the air. Mike's gonna talk stars
for the last it's fine, what a misread? Okay, fine, we'll
play him anyways, You're so sweet. This week doesn't win you. Guys
at Marconi with all the fabulous dingo songs, I don't know what else would.
Well, we don't submit the letters to We don't pay the money to
submit for ten years and have them finally say fine, here's one. It
feels kind of shameful. I have enough shame. That was one of the
sickest tracks ever Comma. I was on my way to work and for some
reason, now I'm sitting in the AutoZone parking lot buying parts for your radiator.
Ooh, AutoZone. All right, here we go, Here we go,
here we go. Okay, man, there's a spunch today. Jeez
kem. Honestly, I really like Danny's educational song series. And like we
put in requests, it's a fee we pay to get a specific song made.
I'm a salesman. I'd like one I could play for my sales team.
Like. These are the ways you can close all. These are the
ways you can close all phone, call, email, the hour, golf,
golf number one, golf meet and greet. Yeah, some corporate sidework
didn't do Mas tickets, MAVs. That's where the money is. Yeah,
corporate sidework. If the Dinger made science music for kids in middle school about
human anatomy and whatnot, he'd probably be a gajillionaire by now. Yeah,
you really would be. I know, we keep telling them it would make
my calculator blow up doing my taxes. Okay, that's the letters how it
works. That's a great problem to have, you know, right, you're
punching in too many numbers for your income. Your calculator explodes. I do
that ever time. That's why I don't want to make too much money.
It's oh gosh, my my self employed income. To have it really costing
me a taxis and it's like, no, you don't think about it.
You got the money in the moment. You're good. Early morning mechanic here
and okay, great, I got the radioator back together. But can you
tell me the parts of a carbor rator? Tell me the parts of a
carbor rator? Thanks guys, hol Me. The delivery is excellent, tacular.
Oh boy, heyl mean, I gotta put Isaiah in timeout because yesterday
he decide to yell out swing that tiny d so I wonder where he learned
that from Thank you. Jani Dough put his kid time out for shake that
tiny d Yeah, blame JJ. Yeah I said that once a year ago.
Yeah, Isaiah, take it out on, Take it out on JJ.
Wanti to JJ on air. Put it in the comment section of her
Ladys YouTube video Chili buns, corn dog hand. These are the places I
can put my wiener, the places I can put my wiener. Your mom
on a sticks and jar mayonnaise winner so far, leader in the clubhouse,
rink, skate ice. Okay, you know Patrick, power play penalty.
There's your hockey talk for the day. My god, it's a stupid racing
and nothing else to do today. Do do do do do doo spell do
do do do do do Creek do do do Do Do do Late Do do
do do do doo spill do do do do do do Creek do do do
Do do do Late. I don't understand. He just never gets for the
chorus. Hod, Folks, this is big Textas and I'd like to welcome
all of you to this year's state pair of Texas beginning September twenty seventh,
Except for you, Kevin, You're dead to me. See good Wow.
I voted for Barney. I did vote for Barney. More impactful to more
people, you know, but for the better high like dinosaurs a little cool.
Dinosaurs didn't even look like a dinosaur. I didn't matter. He kids,
it's all open and it's a grimace with a tale one of the voices.
If Barney does teach an adult sex tantric sex class. Okay, you
should have voted for Barney too, because Selena Gomez was a star of Barney
when she was four. Oh, Danny, I don't see the connection.
Eggs, big tags, the stars playing Call of Duty with Ben. These
are the things that Mike Siroy hates. These are the things that Mike Siroi
hates. Right, Eggs, he knew exactly where that was going, right,
Good morning, down Beat. I just wanted to let y'all know I
was really excited. I picked up my pot of gold at the Alsips in
Princeton. I got it free with a twelve pack party Burrito party pack,
and I think it's defective because it only plays one song. It just says,
crank a little raw two mashed potatoes, crank a little row two meshed
potatoes, crank a little rod to meshed potatoes. But I don't remember that
being in either one of the songs, so I think it's defective. It's
defective. And we brought the cheap chips to the supply chain. Wasn't our
fault we got the cheap ones. It's mixing a bunch together. I think,
just enjoy what you get, all right. I want to cost a
couple bucks. Two more. Here, it's time to grab you rid and
crank. Great your idiots, okay, last one. Here we go.
People are insane, all of you. They really are. Here you go,
hey, boys. I agree with Jim. He's not as witty as
me. And also, y'all don't talk enough hockey. You should have one
on tog night every week to talk women's basketball. Jim is just like a
lot of people in this world, wants to enjoy his little sport. It's
not his fault that the Stanley Cup pulled at one point three last year.
Whin raw pull's a one point six on a weekly basis. But anyways,
for sixteen days away from WrestleMania, that's the showcase the immortals, Jim,
I love your refin buns. Suck it man. That Raw weekly beats the
Stanley Cup Final as he pulled the ratings. Jim, that was from Brodie.
That's not us. We're cool you, Jim. We so want John,
Jim, I do want to join. We're gonna be nice song Mary
yell? Do we like the stars? What is it? The clash of
the immortals? What the showcase? Showcase? How? He pointed that it
jailed you. We'll be back tomorrow morning six am. We uh Big d
Bracket part four okay, yeah, probably the last go round of it and
then uh March Mayhem your opportunity to win a pair of tickets to Sussanta.
That's proms a perfect circle and and puss a fer all together. I did
read that Mike Tyson is training at uh Maynard Keenan's gym for the fight.
Okay, but we're gonna take you out with this that was emailed to us
a little bit earlier. This is from the commodore of the Corinthian Sailing Club.
Yeah, the commodore of the Corinthian Sailing Club unhappy that Plano spilled three
Olympic sized poolsworth a doo dooo down into White Rock Lake, thereby canceling the
big Regatta. That the commodore had planned this weekend at white Rock Lake.
We'll see tomorrow. The supposed to be sublime. And in my dreams,
I've won this race thousand times. I've been something evil washed U fall our
show play old, it's from you, this dude, it's depose Olympic size.
You can sell it from Mars. And now lake is halted because you're
a man. Hold open wild. There's all the garden today, because the
feces weave a crew and why roma looks like chocolate? Fun do do?
The wife made an apartment for her end. The kids were to be watched
by our of an put on my sailor abbited with Chapa player. Why did
you send us this mud floor? It's like a million Snickers bars all swimming
near you like the shirk Cogo River. What did Matthews did to you?
Are record falls apart? Who ate the cour dup blue? And why Rocker
looks like chuckless fund due we have a major announcement to make breaking news due
to the sewage league in Plano. The Corinthian Sailing Club regrets to inform all
of our members that this weekends regatta has been canceled. I repeat this weekends
regatta has been canceled. Leal are your's colevorce for you rule the reservoir.
Take away from barbecue you should order something healthy. Waterberger Abscott noways we'll never
start and the same as online. You for turning white rock to Chocolan Farndu