1 00:00:03,399 --> 00:00:10,039 Welcome to soft chore history. Hello, and welcome back to softcore history. 2 00:00:10,119 --> 00:00:12,320 Wait, Dan's not here. Dan's not here. Wait, wait until he 3 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:16,199 gets around. He's rounding, he's rounding the TV. He's getting past some 4 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:18,960 chairs, taking a sweet time, taking a sweet looking at the TV somewhere. 5 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:21,000 Oh, he's here, he's here, guys, Dan is here. 6 00:00:21,719 --> 00:00:26,359 I of course some Jake Goldman as always with Dan, Rojester who just got 7 00:00:26,399 --> 00:00:28,719 to the table. How are you doing, Dan? Just taking my sweet 8 00:00:28,719 --> 00:00:31,280 time? I don't really have much to say, you don't, that's fine? 9 00:00:31,359 --> 00:00:35,320 Oh and now Robs got Rob hockey shift right now. That's like I 10 00:00:35,359 --> 00:00:38,799 have to just sit here in the penalty box. You guys get to go 11 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:41,200 out on the ice. That's your topic. It is my topic to so 12 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:45,560 I feel every time I have to lead like I'm just on an island by 13 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:49,159 myself. I have something to read before we get into this topic. Well, 14 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:51,840 okay, Rob Fox is the other voice you just heard. If you 15 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:53,920 aren't familiar with the podcast, what do you have to read? Rob? 16 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,880 A listener a friend of mine, sent this in about Dan's argument last week 17 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,200 about bat boons. Yeah, okay, so for context, anyone that didn't 18 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:03,439 listen to last week. You need to go do that now. It's about 19 00:01:03,439 --> 00:01:07,239 the mystical island or land of punt out An Island. It could have been 20 00:01:07,239 --> 00:01:11,280 Sri Lanka. We don't know. But um yeah, Dan said he could 21 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:14,840 fight a baboon to death. Okay, so here's what. It's a life 22 00:01:14,879 --> 00:01:17,760 or death situation. I'm not gonna let a baboon kill me. Yeah, 23 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:21,319 yeah, yeah, that's what you think. But you're wrong, baboon. 24 00:01:21,439 --> 00:01:26,159 This is what Thomas sent in. Baboon would almost certainly annihilate an average human 25 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:29,840 male. Like chimps, A baboon can rip your limbs off with ease. 26 00:01:30,439 --> 00:01:34,640 Uh. Baboon versus Chuck Ladell would be a close fight, only because of 27 00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:38,920 Ladell's MMA training. A baboon would actually have more of a drive to rape 28 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:42,959 than Chuck Ladell. Uh. The way you're talking in the microphone is also 29 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:46,000 very bizarre. Uh, did not set it up like that. It's right 30 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:48,519 here, It's fine. I like to I like it to make it look 31 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:52,439 like a man's thrusting up at me. Well, I can see Coop's already 32 00:01:52,519 --> 00:01:55,959 messing with the levels. You are definitely for sure fucking with us. But 33 00:01:56,079 --> 00:01:59,000 the mic is right here in my fucking face. What else, right, 34 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:02,359 So it's probably well the fuck out back to the baboons. Yeah, so 35 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:07,680 anyway, he was just saying a babboon would fuck you up. I'm probably 36 00:02:07,719 --> 00:02:10,719 really a chance, like if I'm sure I'm gonna I'm gonna take some scars, 37 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:15,360 right, I'm not coming out this fight without my own battle wounds. 38 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:19,520 And also we talked about you being dropped into a pit of baboons. No, 39 00:02:19,719 --> 00:02:23,439 it was actually I will defend Dan here. I said he couldn't kill 40 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:28,439 if he was putting too a tank with two baboons. I said he wouldn't 41 00:02:28,479 --> 00:02:30,240 even get one. I'm taking I'm sinking both out. No, you'd be 42 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:34,479 dead. I'm not. I'm not dying. We don't need to litigate this. 43 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:38,159 But they would rip your throat out, and I'll use your intestines as 44 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:43,039 toys, and they'd probably do stuff with the stump. Dude, they off 45 00:02:43,039 --> 00:02:46,879 and play with it. One of these baboons is catching a sweetch him music. 46 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:51,960 I'm going full heartbreak kid. I'm then taking that corpse and swinging that 47 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,960 baboon at the other baboon. And he was because I'm just using as a 48 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:59,680 weapon. Do you think one punch would kill a baby? Like when Mary 49 00:02:59,759 --> 00:03:02,240 say I was saying Mario and Bowser when he has to swing him around. 50 00:03:04,199 --> 00:03:07,719 Yeah, yeah, I'm using them as like turtle shells. No, yeah, 51 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:10,400 you're dead. I'm there dead. You're fucking soft. You've never really 52 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,639 been in a fight in your life. Probably you've never fought a bad boon. 53 00:03:13,759 --> 00:03:15,400 Rob, I've never fought a single baboon. That's true. Yeah, 54 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:20,599 I neither of. And I don't think you have any historical proof that I 55 00:03:20,639 --> 00:03:23,919 couldn't take on a baboon. I have the historical proof of knowing what a 56 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:28,000 baboon can do. You don't know what I can do. I know I 57 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,199 don't need to Jake. Jake kind of knows I don't do. Do I 58 00:03:31,199 --> 00:03:36,360 get to take any supplements before this fight? Like? Am I am? 59 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:40,240 I? You hear the best? Yeah, you have the best supplement, 60 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:45,280 which is human adrenaline. Can I get like h h what am I doing? 61 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:51,560 You can dope at just get like hghot a couple of machine guns? 62 00:03:51,719 --> 00:03:57,080 And I don't need weapons all right anyway, So I'm ripping this baboon in 63 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:00,360 half. I'm breaking them over my fucking knee, like sane. God damn, 64 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:04,520 it's gonna buy baboons now, like Baboon's on his biggest I will buy 65 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:09,759 so much cocaine the size advantage I'm gonna buy. I'm gonna buy so much 66 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:15,680 cocaine until I become friends with a level cocaine dealer who owns baboons. I 67 00:04:15,759 --> 00:04:18,040 like that. That's my first go to on how to acquire a bad boos. 68 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:23,040 You think a baboon's gonna fight makes sense. Baboon thinks he's gonna bit 69 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:26,000 me. I'm gonna bite the baboon. I'm taking a chunk out of that 70 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:30,560 bad boon that you have gay little toddler teeth compared to any bad doesn't matter. 71 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:34,480 I'm I have the strength advantage over baboon or in the arms, what 72 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:36,879 are you talking? Definitely in the arms. I'm ripping his arms off, 73 00:04:36,959 --> 00:04:40,879 dude. Then he's gonna beat the bad That bad boon can bench. Its 74 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:46,639 entire life is lifting weights. No, It's entire life is survival. It's 75 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:54,199 just it's tired from surviving and I'm rested. You trained, you can venmo 76 00:04:54,360 --> 00:05:00,800 me Jake desh Goldman on Venmo and we can start a buy bad boon yeah, 77 00:05:00,839 --> 00:05:03,800 actually, Venmo Me and Rob Dash Fox and enough money to just buy 78 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:08,319 the cocaine. I need to have a friend eye level cocaine dealer, and 79 00:05:08,319 --> 00:05:13,560 just like a real real ski you can just Venmo Me, Dan Dash Regester 80 00:05:13,839 --> 00:05:16,240 R E G E S T E R. Just so I can have a 81 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:19,319 little extra spending cash. Yeah that's fair. Yeah, fair. Let him 82 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:23,279 get some walk around money before he gets his life taken from him. Buy 83 00:05:23,319 --> 00:05:26,879 a baboon. Anyway, thanks for joining in. Today we will no longer 84 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:30,000 we are going to put a moratorium on baboon fight discussion of Bob bab boon. 85 00:05:30,279 --> 00:05:33,399 Yeah, yeah, Yeah, that's that's it for that. Today, 86 00:05:33,879 --> 00:05:39,800 guys, it's National Women's Day. Do you know that International Women's Day? 87 00:05:39,879 --> 00:05:45,160 Whoa, yeah, the women you're talking about, that's right, International Women's 88 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:47,079 Day, you're correct. And because of that, we're actually gonna be talking 89 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:54,480 about some special ladies that killed some Nazis in World War Two. Oh yeah, 90 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:57,040 no, My favorite kind of women are the ones that kill Nazis. 91 00:05:57,279 --> 00:06:00,519 Everyone knows this about me, big fan of anyone that killed Nazi. So, 92 00:06:00,519 --> 00:06:04,600 so you love av Broun, I mean, in theory, I guess 93 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:10,920 I would love Hitler you're a big he would lovebron Le bron what killed herself? 94 00:06:11,199 --> 00:06:14,920 Yeah, and so did Hitler. Yeah, you're pro Soviet. Well 95 00:06:14,959 --> 00:06:16,839 in this story, I will be. So we're gonna be talking about the 96 00:06:16,879 --> 00:06:21,079 five hundred and eighty eighth Night Bomber Regiment, known later as the forty sixth 97 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:27,319 Hammond Guards Night Bomber Aviation Regiment, or as the Nazis called them, the 98 00:06:27,439 --> 00:06:31,040 Night Witches. We've already talked about witches on this podcast before. It's worth 99 00:06:31,079 --> 00:06:34,319 noting by the way that we were talking about when we were like, um, 100 00:06:34,319 --> 00:06:38,040 talk about which top about this week? We were like, yeah, 101 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,920 Jake, it's International Women's Day this week, you should find like a topic 102 00:06:40,959 --> 00:06:43,399 about women. And Jake was like came back like a couple years later, 103 00:06:43,439 --> 00:06:46,480 and he was like, dude, I can't find anything about American women. 104 00:06:46,519 --> 00:06:48,120 What a worthless group of people. He like texted the whole thing. He 105 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:51,160 was like, American women from the founding of our country even before that, 106 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:56,000 to present just worthless. He's like, I gotta go to another country because 107 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,040 these women have never done anything Jake's words, He's like, American women need 108 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,160 to stay in the kitchen. Yeah, And just like Burger King. Yeah, 109 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:04,000 Jacob was like, I gotta, I gotta get agree with Burger King. 110 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:08,680 Here gotta And then they came out with that disclaimer after that tweet that 111 00:07:08,759 --> 00:07:12,199 was like and by that we mean there was a whole planned thing of tweets. 112 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:14,600 Oh yeah, I know, yeah for sure. It was. You 113 00:07:14,639 --> 00:07:17,720 have to stew the pot first. Stew pot. Yeah, stew it. 114 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:21,720 It works, by the way, anyone who's mad about stuff like Burger King 115 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:26,560 tweeting women should stay in the kitchen and then following up with like very valid 116 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:32,199 facts about the restaurant industry or a show being called Dear White People or anything 117 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:36,519 like that, Like all of those things are done to get you to engage 118 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:40,160 with them, or like Stephen Crowder, if you want to pick, like 119 00:07:40,199 --> 00:07:44,120 the worst possible example did be for International Women's Day. He like dressed up 120 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:46,319 like a woman on Twitter and like did like a dogshit video. He's a 121 00:07:46,319 --> 00:07:50,040 comedian, so yeah, exactly. It was the dumbest, least funny thing 122 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:54,199 I've ever seen. But he doesn't care if it's funny because he's getting engagement. 123 00:07:54,279 --> 00:07:57,680 Burger King doesn't care if you gonna you can't cancel Burger King. No 124 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:01,360 one who eats a burger King is woke. There's no a single woke person 125 00:08:01,519 --> 00:08:03,839 ordering Burger King too. Well, you were just talking about eating Burger King 126 00:08:03,959 --> 00:08:09,480 yourself. I'm not woke, though I would eat Burger King. Very underrated 127 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:13,360 fast food. I haven't Burger King since college. They used to have They 128 00:08:13,399 --> 00:08:16,879 had a deal though, for about a summer at UCF. It was fifty 129 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:20,040 nugs for seven ninety nine. That's this is This is the second time in 130 00:08:20,079 --> 00:08:24,000 a row, like two episodes of a row, you've mentioned the nuggets. 131 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:28,600 They might not think it was all fair, but I ate one hundred nugs. 132 00:08:28,759 --> 00:08:31,240 They have good nugs. Chicken Friser good. They also have a really 133 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:35,600 good zesty dipping sauce for their awning rings. Burgking's really underrated, I'll be 134 00:08:35,679 --> 00:08:39,799 quite honest. I'm actually like some more. Another I will say, as 135 00:08:39,799 --> 00:08:43,200 a child, I enjoyed their original chicken sandwich, the long one, the 136 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:48,000 long boil. It's sliced in two. It's absolutely trash. It was bad. 137 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:52,120 Anyone who's ever eaten the chicken marinera sandwich at Burger King should be executed. 138 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:56,320 Yeah, it's not cute, but there's a chicken parm I'm sorry. 139 00:08:56,159 --> 00:09:01,919 Yeah, if you've eaten that, Like I advocate for Soviet style. To 140 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,840 get back on topic, you'd be dragged into the street and shot. Yeah, 141 00:09:03,879 --> 00:09:07,399 that's right. And you know, although they did do that, they 142 00:09:07,399 --> 00:09:11,240 were also facing kind of a lot of pressure in nineteen forty one, specifically 143 00:09:11,279 --> 00:09:16,039 in June of nineteen forty one, the Access Powers were pushing into the Soviet 144 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,799 Union. You just the Germans, Well yeah, using the largest invading force 145 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:22,759 in the history of warfare. Though, yes, yeah, so as Rob 146 00:09:22,799 --> 00:09:28,039 probably knows what's up. Oh so Rob is actually not used to these microphones. 147 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:30,080 But you don't have to talk right into these mics. These are these 148 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:33,000 are different mics. Oh yeah, do I have to talk right into mind? 149 00:09:33,159 --> 00:09:35,879 You're fine? Yeah, okay, So, as Rob probably knows, 150 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:39,200 this was Operation Barbosa. It saw about four million troops weighed into Russia from 151 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:43,679 the west, establishing a line that threatened to overtake Moscow itself. The offensive 152 00:09:43,799 --> 00:09:48,120 was one of the most violent and terrible military actions in World War Two, 153 00:09:48,159 --> 00:09:52,360 with countless atrocities committed against the Russian people. Many I am assuming we're against 154 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:56,440 those who ate burger king. I mean it was a war crime festival. 155 00:09:56,519 --> 00:09:58,840 Yeah, no, it was definitely bad. There's actually forget the name of 156 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:01,919 it, but there's you might be able to google it. I don't like 157 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:03,159 to have a computer firm you want. It's not by topic, so I 158 00:10:03,159 --> 00:10:09,279 can freeball it. Yeah, but there was a German World War two mini 159 00:10:09,399 --> 00:10:13,519 series that came out a couple of years ago. I watched on Netflix and 160 00:10:13,559 --> 00:10:16,960 it's not not dubbed or anything. You have to watch subtitles. And it's 161 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:20,159 about like four friends. It's from Germany. It's made by the Germans, 162 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:22,879 and it's four friends who fought in World War Two on the side of the 163 00:10:22,919 --> 00:10:28,879 Germans. Two are brothers who who are in the army. One I'm sorry, 164 00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:31,679 it's five. It's a generation war. Yeah, generation war. It's 165 00:10:31,679 --> 00:10:35,279 a really good mini series. Two are brothers who fight in the wear Mark 166 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:39,919 during Operation Barboza. One is a Jewish German who obviously has to like it, 167 00:10:41,279 --> 00:10:46,679 gets rounded up and has to escape. One is a woman who becomes 168 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:50,000 like famous and Nazi Germany and like it just becomes like a star or whatever, 169 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:54,000 and Nazi Germany. And the other one because she's just like a nurse 170 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:58,840 with the wear Mark with the German Army. Anyway, they follow the invasion 171 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:03,120 of Russia because like the only people like you couldn't make them fight against the 172 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:07,039 Americans in British because the only people you can maybe not have sympathy for in 173 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:11,039 World War Two or the Soviets on the side of the Allies. Yeah, 174 00:11:11,799 --> 00:11:16,320 because let me tell you, the Soviets repay those war crimes on the way 175 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:22,399 back. Oh yeah, not that. Not that you shouldn't be rooting for 176 00:11:22,399 --> 00:11:24,240 the Soviets in World War Two, because you should be, um, but 177 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:28,039 it's a good it's a good thing. And as they're invading at first in 178 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:33,720 that show, which is again made by Germans, the guy, the one 179 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:37,440 of the main characters who's an officer in the German army, says to one 180 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,679 of the superiors like they're doing all kinds of fucked up shit, and he 181 00:11:39,759 --> 00:11:43,000 just says to one of his superiors at one point, he's like, what 182 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:46,799 if we lose? Yeah? Should should we be doing this? Like? 183 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:50,240 What if we lose? And then guy just like looks back at him, 184 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:52,840 like dead in the eyes, and he's like, well, then I guess 185 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:58,080 we can't lose. And then what happened He just did the speech from Major 186 00:11:58,159 --> 00:12:01,159 League. It was just like, yeah, I guess we gotta win the 187 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:07,360 whole thing. That's a great motivating tool commit heinous war crimes, just the 188 00:12:07,399 --> 00:12:11,000 fear of losing. Yeah no, And it goes to show if you do 189 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:15,039 lose after doing that stuff, bad things happen to you. Yeah yeah, 190 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:20,480 typically nuclear bombs and giant trials in your country. Yeah. So, anyway, 191 00:12:20,679 --> 00:12:22,360 by the fall the Germans were this is fall of nineteen forty one, 192 00:12:22,399 --> 00:12:26,879 the Germans were pressing on Moscow. Leningrad was undersiege and the Red Army was 193 00:12:26,919 --> 00:12:31,320 struggling. The Soviets were very desperate and they started to get a little creative. 194 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:35,919 So just to kind of interject from the storyline from the start of the 195 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:39,559 war, there was a colonel named Marina Raskova. She was a Soviet pilot 196 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:43,879 who was known as the Russian Amelia Earhart. She was famous not only as 197 00:12:43,919 --> 00:12:48,000 the first female navigator in the Soviet Air Force, but also she did like 198 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:50,759 she held a lot of the world records for like long distance flights before I 199 00:12:50,799 --> 00:12:54,399 guess the ones that exist now. Also, guess what, she didn't just 200 00:12:54,519 --> 00:13:00,279 disappear like an asshole. She did actually on one of her flights, she 201 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:03,360 did get lost in clouds. Yeah, well, she didn't. She came 202 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,480 back. They found her. Yeah, they found her. Still looking for 203 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:09,240 Amelia are heart? No, you know we found her? Did we find 204 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,840 her? I don't think. Yeah we did. We never found a body. 205 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:16,799 Yeah we did. We found a body. Yeah, on a fucking 206 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:20,440 island. Yeah, Like it wasn't an island with like giant crabs. They 207 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,720 found her. I thought it was like a dB Cooper situation. They found 208 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:26,919 her, Okay, it was pretty anti climactic. Just fucking crashed on an 209 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:30,840 island and died dead girl. Yeah, so like survived the crash but then 210 00:13:30,879 --> 00:13:33,799 died like a month later. Yeah, because like broken legs. Yeah, 211 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:37,519 literally she had like a brokelay just dragging her on the island. There's not 212 00:13:37,559 --> 00:13:41,159 a lot going on in those islands anyway. But she actually did one of 213 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:45,320 the planes she did, like the long distance flight in there was no entrance 214 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:50,679 from like the cockpit to the rest of the plane. So I was reading 215 00:13:50,679 --> 00:13:52,279 about it, I forget like a lot of the details. But she ended 216 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:56,399 up having to like jump out of the plane before she could land, and 217 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,200 like she went back to find the wreckage and they were like, oh, 218 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:03,440 we found the plane, like they were waiting there for but it's like they 219 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,519 spent more time looking for the plane than her. Yeah, because they were 220 00:14:05,519 --> 00:14:09,840 recovering them. So the Soviets it might be more valuable, you know. 221 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:13,279 Yeah, for sure, was very on brand for the Soviets, right. 222 00:14:13,639 --> 00:14:18,399 But anyway, so she was famous in Russia for you know, being the 223 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,159 first female navigator in the Soviet Air Force, but also you know the long 224 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:24,240 distance flight records, and she began receiving letters from women across Russia wanting to 225 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:28,759 join the war effort in any way they could. This is mainly because so 226 00:14:28,759 --> 00:14:31,440 many lost brothers, their fathers, significant others, things like that, and 227 00:14:31,799 --> 00:14:37,559 tough tough bitches. Yeah in Russia. Yeah, tough fucking bitches. And 228 00:14:37,559 --> 00:14:39,200 it's pretty awesome to hear that. Like they saw all the ship happening to 229 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:43,039 their their home, and they were just like, yeah, we want in, 230 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:46,919 We want to like go fight. But you know, many women served 231 00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:50,480 support roles at the time. It was difficult at all for them to make 232 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:54,600 it to the front lines period, let alone fight. So Rascilla Lobby defined 233 00:14:54,639 --> 00:14:58,039 ways for women to take a more active role in the war and was highly 234 00:14:58,039 --> 00:15:01,159 successful in her efforts. She actually led to women being eligible for the draft 235 00:15:01,159 --> 00:15:05,080 and even convincing the military to establish all female units. However, they were 236 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:09,840 famous for a lot of Russian female snipers in World War Two. I believe 237 00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:13,200 that, just like you know what, I could see that solely because, 238 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,840 like I want to say, I don't know if it's true or not, 239 00:15:15,919 --> 00:15:20,399 but I believe there was something about Russia that's like women are actually I think, 240 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,559 maybe better shots than men because for whatever reason, women are just like 241 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:26,879 slightly steadier handed. Oh that's interesting. I would think that, like if 242 00:15:26,919 --> 00:15:31,919 you're sending someone out for like a long crawl, you know, to get 243 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:35,679 to a location, like women need less food. She's smaller, Yeah, 244 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:41,720 like maybe less than sexist, is it? Let her eat a piece of 245 00:15:41,759 --> 00:15:46,039 shit? You think that's me, don't. Yeah, obviously one hundred and 246 00:15:46,159 --> 00:15:48,840 ten pound person needs to eat the same thing as one hundred and eighty pound 247 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:52,600 pars. Actually, also, you gotta keep mind like nineteen forty one, 248 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:56,960 so like the average male in the world, or like even in Russia is 249 00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:00,000 probably like five six, one hundred and fifty pounds, so the average woman 250 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:03,440 probably like maybe a hundred yeah, like five one yeah, something like that. 251 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:07,120 They're all pretty hot, so all of her efforts though it kind of 252 00:16:07,159 --> 00:16:11,399 come to a culmination. In October of nineteen forty one. Rascova was actually 253 00:16:11,759 --> 00:16:15,480 kind of in with Stalin, like she they don't really disclose much about the 254 00:16:15,519 --> 00:16:18,200 relationship there. I try to look for, like how she knew him. 255 00:16:18,279 --> 00:16:22,519 I'm guessing it's some sort of party bullshit or whatever. She was a celebrity. 256 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:23,480 Oh yeah, I guess she was a celebrity. Yeah, that would 257 00:16:23,519 --> 00:16:27,519 make sense, and not just celebrity, but like a patriotic celebrity. Right, 258 00:16:27,559 --> 00:16:30,639 Yeah, she is a hero in the eyes of the Soviets. No, 259 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,679 no, that makes total sense. Yeah, it's not like she's just 260 00:16:32,679 --> 00:16:34,600 got some childhood friend Joseph Stalin in there. That makes more sense. You're 261 00:16:34,639 --> 00:16:40,200 right, So the order came there or something there. Yeah, was a 262 00:16:40,279 --> 00:16:42,720 looker, not gonna in the day. She was pretty attractive, actually, 263 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,679 Joe, I say a picture I didn't. Yeah, so was Joe. 264 00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:51,200 I'm saying Joe was a handsome fellow. He was very attracted Joe. Joe 265 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:57,200 Stalin was good fucking looking back in the day. Monster but monster cock monstrously 266 00:16:57,279 --> 00:17:00,759 hot. Yeah, decent look lady, Oh yeah, definitely, yeah, 267 00:17:00,799 --> 00:17:06,400 for sure. Yeah she's good looking. Yeah not And it's completely irrelevant. 268 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:10,799 Yeah, all fighter pilots are good looking. It's true. They should do 269 00:17:10,839 --> 00:17:15,680 a Soviet top gun like hot Russian bids top gunness. See when you when 270 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:18,119 you think about it though, like it kind of makes sense that Hitler did 271 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:22,480 all these atrocities. The way he looked, the way, the way like 272 00:17:22,559 --> 00:17:23,400 all the things he had to deal with in his life, he kind of 273 00:17:23,599 --> 00:17:27,039 he kind of kind of makes sense sense. It added up. I will 274 00:17:27,039 --> 00:17:30,880 say this in defense of Hitler, in defense of Hitler, in defense of 275 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:37,519 Hitler, to be fair with him. Um as a creative who hasn't achieved 276 00:17:37,559 --> 00:17:42,559 what he's wanted to yet. I understand why Hitler would maybe kill millions of 277 00:17:42,559 --> 00:17:45,400 people when his paintings didn't take off like he wanted and he got his like 278 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:52,200 swagger jacked by Charlie Chaplin rage. I feel not being as famous as I 279 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:56,079 should be for the things I've done. Hitler had some gross knees too. 280 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,319 I don't know if you've ever seen that. Hitler was an ugly guy, 281 00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:00,640 dude in his shorts, like he's got like that Foupa thing going on. 282 00:18:00,839 --> 00:18:04,440 It's not good, not good looking, even young Hitler. Yeah, like 283 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:07,680 you look up young Stalin, young Stalin looks like a fucking model. Yeah, 284 00:18:07,759 --> 00:18:11,559 young Stalin, no version of Hitler, that's hot. So like Stalin 285 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:17,960 having to commit massive atrocities on his own country excusable. Yeah, makes no 286 00:18:18,039 --> 00:18:23,039 sense, but Hitler, you can't get it right. So anyway, Stalin 287 00:18:23,839 --> 00:18:30,599 uh gives the order to Riskova to establish a tree of all female air squads. 288 00:18:30,279 --> 00:18:33,000 Um. There was only one, though, that was reported to have 289 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:37,359 remained exclusively female, and that was the team of night Bombers, the five 290 00:18:37,319 --> 00:18:42,240 Night Bomber Regiment, where everyone from pilots to commanders to the mechanics were women. 291 00:18:42,839 --> 00:18:45,200 So why were they called the night Witches. I'm gonna get to that. 292 00:18:45,319 --> 00:18:48,920 Okay, you'll get to that. It's I think it's deeply suffic. 293 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:53,480 It's pretty like on the No the night Bombers. But yeah, yeah, 294 00:18:53,519 --> 00:18:59,319 there's actually a more specific answer. Did they thrower in water and they float? 295 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:03,960 Yeah? They actually dropped bombs from broomsticks. It was really high tech. 296 00:19:03,079 --> 00:19:06,640 That was sick. Yeah. No, it's almost as cool as killing 297 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:12,200 baboons from magic carpets. And then they created television show wand Division. So 298 00:19:12,279 --> 00:19:15,680 yeah, you keep dropping one division. You haven't seen it? No, 299 00:19:15,759 --> 00:19:18,960 I haven't. It's great, isn't it okay? Finales? Whatever? And 300 00:19:18,039 --> 00:19:22,119 then I so I note, do I need prior to MCU, yes, 301 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:26,799 knowledge to enjoy that helps fair amount. Eventually, Essentially, at this point, 302 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:29,720 the MCU is just like a fucking ten year long show. Yeah. 303 00:19:29,799 --> 00:19:32,960 Look, Jake, Look it starts out slow, right, like two to 304 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:36,200 three episodes it takes to get really moving. You're talking about the MCU or 305 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:40,440 Wandvision talking about wand Division. Yeah. Also, but also you gotta watch 306 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:44,119 thirty movies before that. That's why I'm never gonna watch wand Division. I 307 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:48,680 don't have like I've do. You have fifty hours to commit before committed into 308 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:52,799 a show. I mean I do. Yeah, it's not it's for debate. 309 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,880 I definitely have that, but I don't want to, Like, I 310 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,680 still have to show my wife like all the Star Wars movies before I get 311 00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:00,119 into there. You know, I really have to. You can start in 312 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,559 hand with Phantom Menace. That's where that's where it peaked. Really start, 313 00:20:06,599 --> 00:20:15,319 let's not under sill attack of the Clones. I will revenge my favorite there, 314 00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:18,519 the chosen one. All right. Anyway, I'm not even touching that 315 00:20:18,559 --> 00:20:23,359 comment from Rob. But so this was actually pretty interesting that they were completely 316 00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:26,680 in all women unit because the women would not only fly missions and drop bombs, 317 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:32,359 they would return fire, making the Soviet Union the first nation to officially 318 00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:36,480 allow women to engage in combat. Previously, women could help transfer planes and 319 00:20:36,519 --> 00:20:41,119 ammunition, but after which the men took over. So this was like a 320 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:44,960 big deal. So they were in bombers, which means you weren't just pilots, 321 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,720 like you had gunners and stuff on it. They had I don't know 322 00:20:47,839 --> 00:20:51,920 what their planes look like specifically, but on an American bomber you had a 323 00:20:52,279 --> 00:20:55,920 turret gunner on the bottom. There was no time, a tail gunner, 324 00:20:56,200 --> 00:21:00,240 several gunners on the like, a couple gunners on the sides of the plane. 325 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:03,920 Oh, we were not We're not talking about planes like that. Okay, 326 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:07,240 they are terrible planes. I will like the word. Show me, 327 00:21:07,319 --> 00:21:10,720 show me a picture of it. I will. I'll get to when I 328 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:15,039 get to. This is why so many Gairman planes shot down Russian planes. 329 00:21:15,319 --> 00:21:18,279 Oh no, these guys are these I'm sorry. These gals actually did pretty 330 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:21,680 well. Um anyway, from more than two thousand applications, she selected around 331 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,960 four hundred women for each of the three units. Most are students ranging in 332 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,079 the age of seventeen to twenty six, so they were young, and those 333 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:32,440 selected moved to Angles, a small town of Stallingrad, to begin training at 334 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:36,839 the Angle School of Aviation. They underwent a highly compressed education and they were 335 00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:40,160 expected to learn in a few months when it took most soldiers several years to 336 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:44,279 grasp. Each recruit had to train and performance pilots, navigators, maintenance, 337 00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:47,519 and ground crew, so they had to learn all these responsibilities in the matter 338 00:21:47,559 --> 00:21:51,119 of months. That it took years of these guys to learn because to the 339 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,640 Soviets, their life's not as important. So it's like, yeah, I 340 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:59,279 think they just wanted more people to quickly get into Like the from my understanding 341 00:21:59,279 --> 00:22:02,160 of this, it is the longer it took them to get ready, the 342 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:06,160 more likely it was gonna get shit canned. So they needed to be moving 343 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,480 fast training people. Yeah, like because if it took any longer, one, 344 00:22:08,519 --> 00:22:11,720 they wanted more people in the force, and then two. Even then 345 00:22:11,759 --> 00:22:15,680 the women had to be overly qualified also and also as far as training and 346 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:22,359 quickly goes, like, the Soviets didn't have a lot of time, No, 347 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:26,000 because so the United States when we deployed into World War two, Like 348 00:22:26,559 --> 00:22:30,720 we entered World War two at the very end of nineteen forty one, right 349 00:22:30,039 --> 00:22:33,279 Pearl Harbors bombed. December seventh, declare war in Japan. A few days 350 00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:37,039 later Germany Declaire's War. A few days after that, we declare war back. 351 00:22:37,039 --> 00:22:41,680 Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. We really don't get like 352 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:47,240 our full force in until like mid to late forty two. Like there's Operation 353 00:22:47,319 --> 00:22:49,319 Torch in South or not South Africa and North Africa and stuff like that, 354 00:22:49,559 --> 00:22:55,559 but like we're not really like fully erect, like fully ready to fuck until 355 00:22:55,680 --> 00:23:00,279 like mid to late nineteen forty two. Nice, yeah, I mean that's 356 00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:03,000 that's a good point. Also, like I said earlier, they are getting 357 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,759 their door knocked in by the Germans at this point, so they're trying to 358 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:10,400 pretty much make use of any body they can to keep the Germans at bay. 359 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:15,319 Oh yeah, yeah. So obviously the women faced significant obstacles even before 360 00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:18,079 they began engaging in combat, namely with the equipment. And this is where 361 00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:22,279 we're going to start getting into what they were given. So the military, 362 00:23:22,519 --> 00:23:25,759 unprepared for women pilots, of course, offered them meager What does that even 363 00:23:25,799 --> 00:23:30,799 mean they had nothing that they had nothing, jumpsuits when't fit over their boobs. 364 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:36,400 So like, you can't fly these those planes with with titties. Oh 365 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:40,039 god, damn it. We designed these planes for no titties only. It's 366 00:23:40,079 --> 00:23:42,400 light upside down. Titties are like testicles. Maybe if you turn yourself one 367 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:48,640 hundred percent upside down, invert the bird and yeah, just so put your 368 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:52,480 titties where the balls should be. Yeah, sit in a squat formation. 369 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:56,759 Yeah, what is that? So what if they weren't ready to be in 370 00:23:56,799 --> 00:23:57,559 it? No, they didn't have a lot of the resources. So what 371 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:02,680 it means is that the female received hand me down uniforms from the male soldiers 372 00:24:02,839 --> 00:24:06,039 and they got all male boots. So they had to like tear up their 373 00:24:06,039 --> 00:24:11,480 betting and ship like that and stuff the boots their tiny feet, putting some 374 00:24:11,799 --> 00:24:15,480 putting some betting in your boots. That's like fixed in twenty minutes. I 375 00:24:15,519 --> 00:24:19,839 don't that's not a huge obstacle to be well, that's just the clothing. 376 00:24:21,519 --> 00:24:26,720 So they had to fly the forgive me for this pronunciation, the Polar Carpoff 377 00:24:26,759 --> 00:24:32,119 PO two aircraft. That sounded perfect, okay, Well nice, Um, 378 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:37,279 it's basically to describe this plane what it was used for primarily. So the 379 00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:40,839 PO two basically means it's a post it's outfitted post war, okay, I 380 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:45,720 believe. So this is like the smallest plane they could have possibly employed for 381 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:51,880 forces. It was mostly used as a crop duster. It's a biplane with 382 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:56,279 room for two. So this is like, this is interwar. This is 383 00:24:56,279 --> 00:25:00,920 not do not do not picture be twit nothing but what twenty one or whatever 384 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,400 was called. Let alone like a P fifty one Mustang. Imagine your grandpa's 385 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:10,279 taking flying lessons in Assessna. Sprinkle them with Pesta sad. Yeah, like 386 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:14,720 Assessna with a prop, like or obviously all Sessas have props. But yeah, 387 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,200 you know what I mean, Like, it's the smallest kind of plane 388 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:21,119 you can imagine. It's the fucking Dad from a independence day. Yeah, 389 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,880 yes, yeah, it's just like that. So it's a two seated, 390 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:27,400 open cockpit biplane. It was obsolutely even by the standards of the day they 391 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:32,119 were flying them, and it was made of plywood frames with canvas that stretch 392 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:37,480 over them. Um. They were light and slow and provided absolute no armor 393 00:25:37,559 --> 00:25:41,359 and so what a combo. Yeah, light and slow, no no protection. 394 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,359 There, like you want to trade one at least if you if you're 395 00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:47,440 gonna be slow and be protected, if you're gonna be protected, be fast. 396 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:51,319 Yeah, no, you got either. So there's actually a nickname for 397 00:25:51,559 --> 00:25:56,799 this plane by the other Russian pilots. They called it the Kerosene coffin, 398 00:25:56,200 --> 00:26:02,480 okay basically or yeah cars. It also goes up in flames whenever. Yeah, 399 00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:04,599 even the slightest damage happened. Yeah. So basically if a if a 400 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:08,160 trace around would have hit the plane, it would have exploded right immediately. 401 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:12,599 It's made of plywood and canvas, that's it. So, uh, there 402 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,599 was like nothing protecting these ladies. There was a benefit though, of the 403 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:21,960 planes, and that was that they had a slower stall speed. Oh I'm 404 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:22,640 sorry, do you know what I would have called it? Real quick? 405 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:32,079 Yeah? Sure, the flying pussy funeral Jesus Christ? Why not? So 406 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:36,920 women are braver than I'll ever be. They have a spider crawled on worse 407 00:26:37,039 --> 00:26:41,160 than they did to like enemy fighters descending on them. So here's here's a 408 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:49,279 funny one in your station wagon of a plane. Sorry. They so that 409 00:26:49,839 --> 00:26:55,559 the top speed of this plane was so slow it was slower than the stall 410 00:26:55,640 --> 00:27:02,400 speed of the jets. The Germans were fighting jets the planes. The Germans 411 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:03,319 had jets by the end of the war, but there were no jet fires. 412 00:27:03,759 --> 00:27:08,160 Great to transport drugs from Colombia, I don't think so, because if 413 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:12,799 you got to go real slow, real low and under the radar, Yeah, 414 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:15,599 yeah, for sure. But so if you think about it, the 415 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:18,400 top speed of this plane and being slower than the stall speed of the German 416 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:23,480 planes means that at their slowest Germans were just zooming past them. They couldn't 417 00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:26,240 keep them in sights long enough to shoot them down, right, which is 418 00:27:26,319 --> 00:27:33,160 hilarious to me. So actually Germans ended up having to recommission decommissioned planes to 419 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:36,680 start fighting them better. So that doesn't make sense to me, because wouldn't 420 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:40,000 you just take a longer pass, right, So you're like, oh, 421 00:27:38,839 --> 00:27:42,119 I'm turning around too quickly and coming at them and only have three seconds to 422 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:45,279 shoot, Like, why don't I just take a wider turn? No, 423 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:52,440 these women were playing the Virginia basketball warfare warfare. Yeah, So yeah, 424 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:56,599 I mean that's a great question. One of the reasons that was really tough 425 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,640 was they only deployed in like groups of three, and so they would have 426 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:03,000 like planes that actually were bait planes for the bomber, so they would fly 427 00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:07,160 and like make themselves known, and they'd fly around and like distract the planes, 428 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:11,400 while the other one no lights, no engine, just swooping. So 429 00:28:11,079 --> 00:28:14,680 one of the things too, that was terrible about the planes. So this 430 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:21,319 one of the things here is that the freezing wind whipped around like they were 431 00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:26,359 in Russia, and there's only canvas cover, so the cockpits are exposed, 432 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,880 and a lot of the pilots got frostbite while flying. Dude. It was 433 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:36,240 so like in the at the time high tech like American and British bombers, 434 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,920 which were the best in the world at the time, Like they would fly 435 00:28:40,279 --> 00:28:45,759 up at an altitude even in the summer where you would be freezing cold, 436 00:28:45,759 --> 00:28:48,599 frostbite level, and those who just had to sit there and like in gloves 437 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:52,720 and like thick coats and take it. Yeah, Like there's no heating in 438 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:56,279 any of these planes in the best places, right, so think about now 439 00:28:56,279 --> 00:28:59,200 you're wearing like a bunch of hand me down bullshit, right, tattered up 440 00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:02,400 uniforms. It like that. I mean, maybe the extra room might provide 441 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,119 more insulation. I don't know how that works. On that a survivor person. 442 00:29:04,279 --> 00:29:08,400 But uh yeah, it's not a good condition at all. You're sitting 443 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:12,640 in a tinder box with no roof on it. Pretty on brand the Soviets, 444 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,160 to be quite honest. Honestly, you kind of hope you're catching a 445 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:21,440 little fire on that, just a little warm yourself up. Uh due to 446 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:22,839 Oh here's another fun. I wonder how many of these chicks, by the 447 00:29:22,839 --> 00:29:29,440 way, we're like fuck it and we're still smoking in the plane. All 448 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:33,480 of them cigarettes caused no problems in the nineteen forties. They can't ignite anything. 449 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,119 They can't give you can It's actually weirder if he didn't smoke Siggs. 450 00:29:36,279 --> 00:29:41,640 Yeah, No one's trust smoke Siggs in the forties. So here's the fun 451 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:45,480 fact to the planes can be become so cold on the outside that if they 452 00:29:45,599 --> 00:29:48,200 touched the plane without cover on their skin, it could actually tear their skin 453 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:52,680 just chip to get stuck. It would get stuck. Yeah. So you're 454 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:56,079 talking about like licking the yeah by the flag pole. Yeah yeah, yeah, 455 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:59,920 So like but that was a problem because you know, it's an exposed 456 00:30:00,359 --> 00:30:03,599 like if they rested an arm or some chick's not wearing gloves. I don't 457 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,440 know, man, Like, there's a lot of issues here. Apparently they 458 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,480 didn't have a lot of clothes, like enough clothes. They were like exchanging, 459 00:30:08,519 --> 00:30:15,519 like they're actually the Soviet male soldiers were like, no clothes left for 460 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:19,160 you. You must fly naked. He has been led all the time. 461 00:30:21,119 --> 00:30:23,640 So these chicks were so badass, they're like, fuck it. They got 462 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:27,519 in naked. They did killed Nazis. So due to both the planes limited 463 00:30:27,519 --> 00:30:33,359 weight capacity and the military's limited funds, the pilots also blacked other luxury items 464 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:38,680 their their male counterpoints. That fuck like other luxury items their male counterpoints enjoyed 465 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:42,960 instead of parachutes, which were too heavy to carry, they got no parachutes. 466 00:30:44,039 --> 00:30:47,680 So it doesn't sound like a parachute would be necessary in this plane. 467 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:51,079 No, you're dying and then you die. Well, they were flying so 468 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,720 low. Parachutes wouldn't have made a difference either, so they didn't eat them. 469 00:30:53,799 --> 00:31:00,279 So yeah, like really they rob Yeah, radar and guns and videos 470 00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:03,720 they also weren't given. Instead, they were given rulers, stope washes. 471 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:08,000 Hold on on, this is a plane made out of sticks and paper. 472 00:31:08,799 --> 00:31:15,160 Where are they shoving the radar? They were never gonna so instead of having 473 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:18,799 that stuff, they had a compass, like, yeah, they had to 474 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:22,240 use maps and compasses, pencils, flash light stopwatch. First off, again, 475 00:31:22,279 --> 00:31:26,799 I got a note they got protractors in in the American In the American 476 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:30,160 like high tech planes, they were using maps and pencils and shit like that. 477 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,599 There's no computers in any of these plays. There's no place to put 478 00:31:33,599 --> 00:31:37,359 a radar in these shitty planes. Yeah, I don't learnt it. And 479 00:31:37,359 --> 00:31:40,920 and also but even in the b in the flying forties and stuff. Maybe 480 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:45,039 some of the later later ones had like a radar system in them, but 481 00:31:45,079 --> 00:31:48,720 for the most part, like these these dudes are just fucking flying. Yeah, 482 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:52,599 that's true. I mean you also got to consider they were trained in 483 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:56,279 like three months to use all of those super rutom trying to undersell how bad 484 00:31:56,319 --> 00:32:00,960 they had it. Yeah, I'm just saying there's no place to put a 485 00:32:01,039 --> 00:32:07,880 computer, a nineteen forty sized piece of electronic equipment in a crop duster, 486 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,839 right, Yeah. No, I mean it's it's more of a condition of 487 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:15,799 the plane they're in. They are given these things because they're ladies. Absolutely, 488 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:19,200 like we could put it in, but we won't. Yeah, fuck 489 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,880 you. Yeah, skirt. No, they weren't doing that, of course, 490 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,759 but they were in basically the worst conditions of airplane you could be for 491 00:32:25,039 --> 00:32:29,960 dropping bombs. Remember they're dropping bombs, they're not just like Yeah, the 492 00:32:30,079 --> 00:32:34,039 term flapper girls actually didn't hit Russia until the forties because they were jumping out 493 00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:40,519 of their planes flapping their their arms. But that the bailing got no parish 494 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:51,839 not hosting it is it's way harder to deal with quait what. So they 495 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:55,519 started their initials. Imagine a girl just like abandoning her plane, jumping out 496 00:32:55,559 --> 00:33:00,799 and just going maybe she is a witch, Like she's like maybe, all 497 00:33:00,839 --> 00:33:02,920 right, it's if the plane starts going down, just jumping flat real hard. 498 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:07,599 Just believes are on hype. They actually have broomsticks. If you believe 499 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:12,200 hard enough, that's that's all magic really is. Yeah, it's believing hard 500 00:33:12,279 --> 00:33:15,440 enough. So they start their initial bombing run on June eighth, nineteen forty 501 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:22,240 two, and the all female squadron would fight Nazi forces with overnight bombing runs 502 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,240 all the way until the end of the war. What were they bombing. 503 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:28,559 They were bombing camps, cities, stuff like that, like strategic areas, 504 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:32,240 you know where this would be in at some point, like I guess in 505 00:33:32,279 --> 00:33:36,640 the Soviet theater, like this would actually be like outside of because I know, 506 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:40,839 as far as the Soviets and Russians now, because it's they're kind of 507 00:33:40,839 --> 00:33:45,240 the stolen valor from the from the Soviets, not stolen, it was Russia, 508 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:52,960 but the Soviets, like the current Russian propaganda machine, really likes to 509 00:33:53,359 --> 00:33:59,039 lean into the fact that like the Russians could have won the war by themselves, 510 00:33:59,119 --> 00:34:00,599 the Soviets could have won the war by themselves. They did all the 511 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:06,160 heavy lifting on the ground, and they neglect to mention the fact that the 512 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:12,079 only reason that not the only reason, but a hum fucking humongous reason that 513 00:34:12,119 --> 00:34:16,159 the Germans stopped being able to deal with the Soviets, aside from the fact 514 00:34:16,199 --> 00:34:22,400 that they were fighting what we call it two front, it was really a 515 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,760 three front. Whar if you include like Italy and the it's kind of like 516 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:30,800 a weird front. Yeah, was the fact that the Germans, the Americans 517 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:35,280 and British were bombing the living fuck out of German industry literally day and night. 518 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,239 Yeah, I want to say, and it was I think it was 519 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:40,559 like very Someone could correct me on this, but I think it was very 520 00:34:40,559 --> 00:34:49,039 deliberately split where the British took the night and the Americans took the day for 521 00:34:49,119 --> 00:34:52,519 bombing, and it was just twenty four seven, like it was literally every 522 00:34:52,599 --> 00:34:55,840 day bombing runs on different factories and cities and shit like that. British took 523 00:34:55,840 --> 00:35:00,000 the night, Americans took the day, and so one of the reasons that 524 00:35:00,039 --> 00:35:05,360 the Soviets were able to perhaps the main reason that the Soviets were able to 525 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:08,039 make their miraculous come back on their front, is because we made it so 526 00:35:08,079 --> 00:35:13,599 the Germans could stop making fucking tanks and guns and shit. Yeah. No, 527 00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:15,880 that definitely helps. And also one of the things too, it's like, 528 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:20,960 well, okay, yeah, the Germans were also so deep into Russia 529 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,880 that like Russians had to fight, they were constantly fighting. Like I mean, 530 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:25,559 they kind of gotten themselves back into a corner. We talked about this 531 00:35:25,639 --> 00:35:31,360 before Russia, like this is just their history. They fight for to survive 532 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:35,719 any they're a second half team. Oh for sure. I mean you are 533 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,000 always going to take along. Their whole life is just a fight. Oh 534 00:35:38,039 --> 00:35:42,400 yeah, there's only one I think that I can think of only one group 535 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,039 of people that have been been in a war with Russia and like just outright 536 00:35:45,119 --> 00:35:51,360 one it what the Mongols, Japanese, Oh the rust of Japanese. That 537 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,760 doesn't count. Count, that doesn't count because it was the Japanese didn't have 538 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:59,559 to invade Russia. It was a kind of localized war. They were really 539 00:35:59,599 --> 00:36:04,039 just fight. It was like yeah, like it was. It was at 540 00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:07,639 c mostly and I mean there were land battles too, but like it wasn't 541 00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:12,360 the Japanese weren't invading Russia. You were if you're talking about invading Russia, 542 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:19,159 Oh, yeah, the only people who've ever really done it were the Mongols. 543 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,840 Well that makes sense, and you could say the Huns, but that 544 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:27,239 was pretty much pretty muscovie or or Ruth's or anything like that. If you 545 00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:30,239 want to talk about actual Muscovian Ruge Ruth like that, the Mongols are the 546 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:35,440 only ones to really do it. And that was before that whole what we 547 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,519 would consider Russian culture. That was like there were nothing compared to what they 548 00:36:38,559 --> 00:36:42,280 are now. I mean, it was it was a prince principality, small 549 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,599 kingdoms compared I mean it was large, large compared to a lot of tracks 550 00:36:45,599 --> 00:36:50,840 of European land, but compared to what Russia is now, or even at 551 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,679 the time of Napoleon or a one hundred years before Napoleon. No, not 552 00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:57,960 even close to the same fucking thing. Goodness, what if I told you 553 00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:02,880 a group of high school students took on the Russian army, but not in 554 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:07,079 Russia. Yeah, that was in Michigan. In Michigan is a home game. 555 00:37:07,159 --> 00:37:09,159 You're right? It wasn't in Michigan. Yeah, it was, wasn't 556 00:37:09,159 --> 00:37:12,519 it. No, they called themselves the Wolverines. Wasn't a Michigan Who's in 557 00:37:12,519 --> 00:37:19,480 Colorado? Whatever? Man? Yeah, do you know if that's true or 558 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:22,239 not? They I appreciate that, but I'm pretty sure it was in the 559 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:28,679 mountains, all right. So again, they start in nineteen forty two, 560 00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:30,280 June eighth, nineteen forty two, and they do bombing runs the rest of 561 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:34,119 the war. At the peak of the regiment strength, it had as many 562 00:37:34,119 --> 00:37:37,199 as forty two person crews going at any given time. Are they still on 563 00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:39,280 the shitty planes? They're always in these ship planes. They never get better 564 00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:44,960 planes. So they are flying multiple bombing runs as soon as the sky darkened, 565 00:37:45,119 --> 00:37:46,960 and they would take part in as many as eighteen runs in a single 566 00:37:47,079 --> 00:37:51,119 night, and that would be between two and three planes depending on the source. 567 00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:52,760 So what this tells me, by the way, with two three runs 568 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:59,960 in a night, blah blah blah. They're bombing local ish targets. They're 569 00:38:00,199 --> 00:38:06,280 not doing the big They're not saying bombing dre They're not They're not bombing Berlin, 570 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:10,719 they're not bombing German factories. They're bombing strategic targets, tactical targets on 571 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:15,920 the Eastern Front. They're keeping the Germans at bay. Yes, these are 572 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,480 combat support bombings, right, Yeah, for sure. So, um, 573 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:22,000 that's an important thing to to make a distinction of because I feel like a 574 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:27,000 lot of our audience when they hear World War two bombers, they're thinking people 575 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,719 flying over Berlin. Yes, they're thinking, they're they're thinking flying fortresses, 576 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:35,280 all that type of shit. Now this is combat support, tactical bombings. 577 00:38:35,679 --> 00:38:38,519 This is almost like guerrilla air forces. Yeah, yeah, barbecue, because 578 00:38:39,559 --> 00:38:47,519 the Russian Air Force wasn't like the Russian Air Force wasn't like dogshit, or 579 00:38:47,559 --> 00:38:50,880 actually it was dog shit early on, but like by the end of the 580 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,079 war, the Russians had like good fighters and stuff like that, but it 581 00:38:53,119 --> 00:39:00,360 was always the Western forces that were doing like we are the ones that ablished 582 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:04,119 air superiority. We are the ones that knocked out the entire Luftwaffa. Again, 583 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,119 one of the reasons that the Soviets turned the tide is because the Americans 584 00:39:07,119 --> 00:39:12,679 in British killed the whole fucking Nazi air force. And I would include the 585 00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:15,159 Italians, but they never had one really, so I never account the Italians 586 00:39:15,199 --> 00:39:19,840 at all for either World War do you no, No, no, They're 587 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,519 like they flipped in World War War. Really That's always a funny thing about 588 00:39:22,519 --> 00:39:25,440 current Russian propagandas they're like, we won the war totally, it's like, 589 00:39:25,559 --> 00:39:30,480 yeah, we didn't flipped the end of World War two two? Yeah, 590 00:39:30,639 --> 00:39:32,719 yeah, I mean, yeah, what do you What were you doing before 591 00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:36,519 the Luftwaffa got knocked out? Because you didn't You didn't knock him out? 592 00:39:37,039 --> 00:39:38,760 Who knocked him out? Who knock got those fat guys? You may not 593 00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:45,880 have been doing the wealth they were face all right. Italians were trying to 594 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:50,280 those more like Africa, right, That's where they felt there. They kept 595 00:39:50,519 --> 00:39:53,280 the Italians have the funniest ISSI in World War two. The Italians, like 596 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:58,039 a thirty second history of the Italians in World War two is they kept invading 597 00:39:58,039 --> 00:40:00,639 shit and failing, and the German would have to bail them out, So 598 00:40:00,679 --> 00:40:04,679 they like invaded Greece failed, had to get bailed out, create failed, 599 00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:07,920 how to get bailed out Ethiopia failed? Too far away? Germans didn't even 600 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,599 bother bailing them out on that one. Um just the worst alone. They 601 00:40:10,599 --> 00:40:15,039 were like, like, what was the game plan for Italy taking all that 602 00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:16,519 shit to you in Africa? What was the game plan for Africa? Was 603 00:40:16,559 --> 00:40:20,039 just gonna be like workforce? And I don't know what they wanted out of 604 00:40:20,119 --> 00:40:22,679 Ethiopia, Like I don't remember what they wanted. I don't know. I 605 00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:24,679 know it's from like Man in a High Castle where they eventually just like turn 606 00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:30,039 Africa into a giant slave camp, but yes, for labor, but yeah, 607 00:40:30,119 --> 00:40:32,679 I don't know if that's just like uh, what's his name? Philip 608 00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:37,320 K. Dicks? Like if Indiana Jones just had to go against the Italians, 609 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,159 it would have been a fifteen minute movie. Yes, yeah, it 610 00:40:40,199 --> 00:40:43,159 would have been a fucking TikTok. He would have been like, hey, 611 00:40:43,199 --> 00:40:46,440 give me that arc. So it would actually just make Indiana Jones and stealing 612 00:40:46,519 --> 00:40:50,760 the like, and they'd be like like the Lost Arc from the Italians. 613 00:40:51,159 --> 00:40:58,239 He just like cracks a whip and they also Okay, yes, that's how 614 00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,480 he would have done it. I'm sure so. Uh yeah. So the 615 00:41:00,559 --> 00:41:04,199 light planes could only carry six bombs at a time. So that's also a 616 00:41:04,199 --> 00:41:07,119 reason why they had to do so many damn runs because yeah, they had 617 00:41:07,159 --> 00:41:12,800 to basically tie them to cropduster. And also what the range of those planes 618 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,039 had to be? Nothing? Yeah, especially with bombs attached to it. 619 00:41:15,119 --> 00:41:20,519 Yeah, it wasn't very long. Um. The weight was obviously tightly controlled 620 00:41:20,519 --> 00:41:22,519 because they were very small planes, they had to fly low, and they 621 00:41:22,519 --> 00:41:27,760 were often easily spotted. Um, this is what's fuck up about this. 622 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:31,320 These things are flying low, they're flying low, and they're easily spotted, 623 00:41:31,639 --> 00:41:37,159 and and they're weighted down by bombs. You could shoot at this with like 624 00:41:37,199 --> 00:41:42,360 a handgun. Oh yeah, yeah, someone some German could take his MP 625 00:41:42,599 --> 00:41:45,239 forty or late in the war hit the assault rifle I forget the name of 626 00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:49,360 that one, the first like assault rifle ever. They could just take or 627 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:52,840 even their fucking mouser. They're fucking bolt action rifle and just be like bet 628 00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:55,280 yeah, like just fucking shoot at it. Yeah, so that's an MG 629 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:59,159 forty two. God, damn that would rip that plane right there. They're 630 00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:02,199 they're plane count Yeah, it's that's why they didn't fly during the daytime. 631 00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:05,239 I know a lot of German weapons, by the way, and it's not 632 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:09,239 because I'm secretly super into the Nazis or nothing. I've been your house, 633 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:13,159 but I've seen them. I just I played a lot of World War two 634 00:42:13,199 --> 00:42:15,239 gives you guys, didn't play Close Combat A bridge too far? You didn't 635 00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:19,440 play a close combat at Russian Front, You nen't played the Close Combat series. 636 00:42:19,559 --> 00:42:22,360 No, I didn't play that. No, I didn't play it all 637 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:27,079 that. All those weapons aren't called duty shoot by the way, ohs being 638 00:42:27,119 --> 00:42:34,559 Golden circle? Oh my god. All right, So, because of what 639 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:37,119 everything Rob just said, the planes had to fly at night. It was 640 00:42:37,159 --> 00:42:39,880 pretty much crucial for them to have any successful emissions. The planes each with 641 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:44,480 a pilot upfront and a navigator in the back, traveling packs. The first 642 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:47,119 planes would go in his bait, attracting German spotlights, which provided much needed 643 00:42:47,119 --> 00:42:52,079 illumination, and these planes, which rarely had immune ammunition, wouldn't. The 644 00:42:52,079 --> 00:42:55,480 illumination also darkened the rest of the sky, so they made them more camouflaged. 645 00:42:55,559 --> 00:42:59,280 Kind of. Yeah, well, I mean also like so these if 646 00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,760 you're not looking at the light, it's extra dark, right. And also 647 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:06,239 these planes have their engines going. This plane is also nicknamed a couple other 648 00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:08,599 things too. It's very loud because it's a terrible five cylinder engine. Yea, 649 00:43:08,679 --> 00:43:12,599 so they called it the sewing machine. I believe is that why they 650 00:43:12,599 --> 00:43:20,199 called it that? Yeah, but someone was called the sewing machine. I 651 00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:23,639 think one was called a washer dryer. Is weird, like the pants presser, 652 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:29,840 which is very strange, the frying pan, ironing board. Actually, 653 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:34,320 the other one was the coffee grinder. Because it's all just so on the 654 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:38,679 nose, man, it really is so u These planes barely had ammunition to 655 00:43:38,679 --> 00:43:43,360 defend themselves. They would release a flare to light up the intended target. 656 00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,519 The bait planes would do this, so they're also drawing attention to themselves that 657 00:43:45,559 --> 00:43:49,880 way. And then the last plane would cut its engines and glide in the 658 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,000 darkness to the bombing area. This was of course known as the tampon. 659 00:43:54,039 --> 00:43:59,199 It's the point of insertion. Yeah, So as the silence bombers sailed over 660 00:43:59,199 --> 00:44:05,559 the Nazi four, they would make a light sound. German soldiers began referring 661 00:44:05,559 --> 00:44:10,679 to them as the knock Texan or better known as the night Witches. M 662 00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:15,559 hm. They would they would fly in silent drop bombs and they laughed maniacally. 663 00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:17,519 I guess the cat they must have. You should have if I was 664 00:44:17,559 --> 00:44:22,760 one of those chicks, I would have definitely dropped a bomb. So I 665 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:25,199 don't know what a witch. That's a that's an American witch. Yeah, 666 00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:32,119 I don't know what feui. Culturally it's yeah, they probably just are grumpy 667 00:44:32,159 --> 00:44:36,920 and grunt. Russian wich would probably a fucking ludic that's like a Blair witch, 668 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:42,039 Like that's like no noise, just violently murders fully. It was like 669 00:44:42,079 --> 00:44:45,679 Handsel and Gretel kind of which it's Germans Sairman. Yeah, yeah, it's 670 00:44:45,679 --> 00:44:51,679 probably Samilar. Yes, they probably they're eating Nazi sandwich. Yeah yeah, 671 00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:55,480 yeah for sure. Oh this was fun too. So obviously this was pretty 672 00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:59,840 demoralizing for people that would get bombed by these ladies. They would be really 673 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,039 pissed off, and so they were trying to figure out like what the deal 674 00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:05,280 was, like, how were they so good at bombing? What's your deal? 675 00:45:05,519 --> 00:45:07,840 So? How good were they? Woman? Um, they were really 676 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,199 good. I will tell you in a minute. But the Germans began to 677 00:45:10,199 --> 00:45:15,800 spread rumors that the Soviets were giving the women pills and treatments to make them 678 00:45:15,159 --> 00:45:20,960 have cat night vision. There was like a firmly believed rumor. You know 679 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,360 why a German soldier would believe that because they were doing weird experiments on other 680 00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:29,320 people while and they were all on meThe they were they were all generally on 681 00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,119 meth. So I don't mean that, and I don't mean that to say 682 00:45:31,119 --> 00:45:35,119 like, well, they believed it because they were on meth and then math 683 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,679 made them believe it. I mean that because they probably thought they also had 684 00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:40,119 night vision. Well, they were just like, well, we're doing meth, 685 00:45:40,199 --> 00:45:45,400 so they're probably doing insane shit too. Wasn't like every pilot doing some 686 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:50,000 sort of speed though during that time players doing greenies in the seven. Speed 687 00:45:50,159 --> 00:45:52,000 was just like all the all the time, Like I mean, Hitler was 688 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,599 on a ton of drugs, I know most of the time. Yeah, 689 00:45:55,159 --> 00:46:00,000 all the pilots had pet pills. There was also this is a side story, 690 00:46:00,199 --> 00:46:04,760 but there was some guy I believe he was a Scandinavian pilot or sniper 691 00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:08,159 or something like that, and he was surrounded behind them enemy lines and managed 692 00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:12,519 to escape because he ate like all his go pills at once, just ran 693 00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:15,440 and just fucking survived. He went rampage mouthed. I don't know if he 694 00:46:15,519 --> 00:46:17,480 killed them. He might have killed like one or two people. But they 695 00:46:17,519 --> 00:46:22,719 said his resting heart rate was like one hundred ninety beats per minute or something 696 00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:24,280 like that. He had eaten like twenty one days worth of pet pills at 697 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:28,480 once. I think he was like one hundred pounds when they found him. 698 00:46:28,679 --> 00:46:30,039 He just like scalp a bunch of people, but it was all throats. 699 00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:37,960 I'm not sure. Maybe I'll have to do a dendem. Yeah, then 700 00:46:37,199 --> 00:46:39,880 just kind of filling in on that. Maybe that's more interesting than these ladies. 701 00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:45,920 These ladies are quite interesting. Okay, So altogether, these pilots flew 702 00:46:45,079 --> 00:46:50,639 more than thirty thousand missions in total, or about eight hundred eight hundred per 703 00:46:50,639 --> 00:46:54,719 pilot and navigator. Jesus, they lost a total of thirty pilots and twenty 704 00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:58,880 four of the flyers, who rewarded the title of Hero of the Soviet Union 705 00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:05,960 I believe. Oh yeah, so they were the most highly decorated air unit 706 00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:10,199 of the Soviet Air Force during World War Two. Lord, Yeah, they 707 00:47:10,199 --> 00:47:15,199 were doing so how many day lose. That's on the Germans. Yeah, 708 00:47:15,199 --> 00:47:21,760 how how thirty out of eight hundred or not eight hundred missions total or eight 709 00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:25,079 hundred missions per those eight hundred people, eight hundred planes or whatever. I 710 00:47:25,119 --> 00:47:30,239 thought you said eight hundred Oh, no, eight hundred missions per pilot. 711 00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:35,440 Yet and they only lost thirty pilots. Yes, it's pretty good. That's 712 00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:40,400 for these that's zero five. I mean they were gonna be trying not to 713 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:44,400 shoot at them at that point. They're probably just laughing at this. I 714 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:52,800 could take a handgun and shoot it pigeons every day for four years and hit 715 00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:58,159 more pigeons than that with no training outside of that. Like, I just 716 00:47:58,199 --> 00:48:01,000 see a pigeon and I shoot at it, and I could hit more pigeons, 717 00:48:01,119 --> 00:48:02,800 like in the air, not waiting, not on the ground. I 718 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:07,400 like, IM gonna shoot a pigeon like I'm I see them flying with like 719 00:48:07,639 --> 00:48:09,760 with like off shots with a handgun at pigeons. No, I don't think 720 00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:14,039 so. How many did they shoot down? Thirty? Yes? Over five 721 00:48:14,159 --> 00:48:16,280 years? Fucking yes, I don't know. Man. I would love to 722 00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:23,000 see you shoot some claybirds before. Yeah, clay birds directions. It's with 723 00:48:23,039 --> 00:48:29,000 bird shots. It's more of just like a I'm just coming out. You 724 00:48:29,039 --> 00:48:30,559 can shoot on me for athleticism if you want, although I could be in 725 00:48:30,559 --> 00:48:34,440 a lot of sports, but you cannot. You You definitely can't sho me 726 00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:37,760 for shooting. Shot Dan, what's more likely you kill a bat boon in 727 00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:40,039 the ring? Or Rob can shoot thirty pigeons over five years with a handgun? 728 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,519 Uh? He can shoot the pigeons for sure in the air. I 729 00:48:45,519 --> 00:48:46,719 feel like that's a lot harder than you think. Like shooting a pigeon with 730 00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:51,679 a handgun far away, I have based on how many missions they flew. 731 00:48:52,119 --> 00:48:58,239 I have unlimited tries over the course of five years to shoot thirty. I 732 00:48:58,519 --> 00:49:00,719 think you're a good shot, though, Um, I'll take the bat boon, 733 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:05,280 Okay, fair enough. I will say this with a hand I'm not 734 00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:07,719 a good shot with a handgun with anyone, any anything. With a butt 735 00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:09,920 I can shoot well. Yeah, No, you have a longer barrel. 736 00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:13,480 It's easier to control. You're using too. I still think I could take 737 00:49:13,679 --> 00:49:17,159 thirty pigeons over the course of five years with unlimited tries. You get thirty 738 00:49:17,199 --> 00:49:23,119 thousand tries. I could do it. I'm not fucking kidding. You would 739 00:49:23,159 --> 00:49:27,199 need to try that, like a hundred times a day for five years. 740 00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:31,599 Sounds fun. Sounds fun. It's just gonna be fucking rooster cockburn shooting just 741 00:49:31,639 --> 00:49:36,920 bullets into the air, trying to hit biscuits. Yeah, that as well, 742 00:49:37,039 --> 00:49:40,159 I mean anyway, Raskova, who was the founder of the movement, 743 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:44,239 she died on January fourth, nineteen forty three, when she was finally sent 744 00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:46,519 to the front line and her plane never made it back. So she's one 745 00:49:46,519 --> 00:49:51,440 of the thirty she died in more Yeah, so uh yeah. She was 746 00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:54,639 given the very first state funeral of World War Two for the Soviets, and 747 00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:59,559 Rashes were buried in the Kremlin, so basically kind of wrapping it up. 748 00:49:59,599 --> 00:50:01,760 Despite the most highly decorated unit in the Soviet Air Force during the war, 749 00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:06,639 the Night Witches Regiment was disbanded six months after World War Two, and when 750 00:50:06,639 --> 00:50:09,039 it came time for the big Victory Day parade in Moscow, they weren't included 751 00:50:09,079 --> 00:50:15,199 because their planes were too slow. Well said, they were actually six hours 752 00:50:15,199 --> 00:50:17,119 behind. Yeah they were. By the time they got there, the parade 753 00:50:17,159 --> 00:50:20,880 was over, everyone was home. They were in the parade, they were 754 00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,599 just really far back. Yeah yeah, yeah, for sure. They had 755 00:50:22,639 --> 00:50:27,119 a flyover, but like people just got tired of waiting, so they kicked 756 00:50:27,159 --> 00:50:30,519 off the soccer game. Yeah yeah, they just kind of like there was 757 00:50:30,559 --> 00:50:35,000 a really bad fly by halfway through the game and wait a minute, guess 758 00:50:35,039 --> 00:50:38,840 we'll break Yeah no, I mean it's so it's pretty much hit on them. 759 00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:42,480 But um, I thought it was just an interesting story that you know, 760 00:50:42,679 --> 00:50:45,599 it definitely like demoralized. Some other readings showed that, like it demoralized 761 00:50:45,639 --> 00:50:49,800 a lot of the people that were getting palmed by women because they were like, 762 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,599 why can't we shoot them down? Like, yeah, no, it 763 00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:55,159 is on them, on them, yeah, like well they have spells that 764 00:50:55,159 --> 00:51:01,199 are protective. You know, you hear these stupid loud plays that go so 765 00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:07,639 slow. And the Germans had like legitimately just in terms of the army, 766 00:51:08,119 --> 00:51:14,400 had like the best small arms of the war, like the MP forty, 767 00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:19,079 the assault rifle they made that I forget the name of the MG forty two 768 00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:23,639 as a machine gun is better than most machine guns that countries have today. 769 00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:27,760 Look, rob, here's the thing, right, when something catches you so 770 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,199 off guard, you don't know how to react to it. These women were 771 00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:37,679 essentially the EPI pitch. I mean, maybe the first fuck up five thousand, 772 00:51:37,199 --> 00:51:39,960 Well, somebody catches you with the pitch and you just you just stand 773 00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:43,559 there. You don't know what to do. You're you're expecting like ninety seven 774 00:51:43,599 --> 00:51:45,519 on the gun and they hit forty. I mean, yeah, these are 775 00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:47,880 these are just dogshea. If you want to, if you want to see 776 00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:52,280 what the planes looked like, look up the just Google night haul a carpof 777 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,400 PO two. It's similar to like a YouTube plane that is Google's night which 778 00:51:54,440 --> 00:52:00,320 plane that isn't that is an RC plane. I mean it looks pretty small, 779 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:06,679 man like thirty over five years. I mean, you have just little 780 00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:10,159 toy planes with these tiny women driving them. Do you think they just sent 781 00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:14,800 people that sucked out to get bombed by these ladies, Like, I mean, 782 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,119 it could have been that, but like they must have been just in 783 00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:20,559 dire straits if they were having trouble shooting these twns. I don't know if 784 00:52:20,559 --> 00:52:23,280 they were flying like close air support per se, but like they were obviously 785 00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:29,880 flying like close arrange missions because they couldn't fly along distance. So man like, 786 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:34,920 maybe they just even though they were slow, just bombed, like say, 787 00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,880 here's the front line, you know, here's the front line. And 788 00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:42,159 they just came like me and you know, like just hit the very front 789 00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:45,199 line and came back. So they only didn't have long because like again it's 790 00:52:45,199 --> 00:52:50,039 worth noting these women were not flying deep into enemy territory. Yeah, it 791 00:52:50,079 --> 00:52:52,320 had to have been a problem on the Nazi side. We're gonna give no 792 00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:58,840 credit to these women with their flying skills. Actually, you can have flying 793 00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:02,199 skills. They did a little deep one time. The closest they got or 794 00:53:02,199 --> 00:53:07,239 the furthest thing they got was actually they were sixty miles from Berlin. Yeah, 795 00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:10,239 but how how far away was to fund the stats? I mean yeah, 796 00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:13,800 towards the end, I mean they're running they're running out eight year old 797 00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:16,800 children to take out. They were sixty miles from Berlin. I'm sure. 798 00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:22,800 Yeah, yeah, Jojo Rabbit out there. Is not that I'm not giving 799 00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:27,119 credit to these rob hates female pilots. That's what I'm hearing that sounds and 800 00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:32,440 loves the Nazis and thinks it's more the Nazis bad than the good of the 801 00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:35,800 Why do you think it would have been kind of funny if they, like 802 00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:39,280 the Nazis just treated these women and these planes as like they just ran out 803 00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:42,400 the Hitler youth, and they're like, all right, target practice, go 804 00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:45,159 ahead, try to hit something. And that's why there was only thirty planes 805 00:53:45,199 --> 00:53:49,440 that were shot down. That's an egregious number. That's a statistical anomaly. 806 00:53:49,519 --> 00:53:53,760 I mean, okay, so what like, what is thirty thousand, thirty 807 00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:59,480 out of thirty thousand, Yeah, thirty, No, thirty thousand missions the 808 00:53:59,559 --> 00:54:02,400 percent What are you trying to do? Yeah, it's point zero zero one, 809 00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:07,199 but it's thirty pilots, So like each pilot did. Yeah, I 810 00:54:07,199 --> 00:54:10,400 feel like more American plane commercial planes go down every year than the amount that 811 00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:15,679 get shot down commercial. No, I know it's a little high perabolee. 812 00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:20,559 But maybe in the world. Well you can't count Malaysian airliners and shit like 813 00:54:20,599 --> 00:54:22,039 that. Well you can't count the ones you can't find, Yeah, you 814 00:54:22,039 --> 00:54:25,880 can't, but I mean, like anything flying over Turkey, really anything, 815 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,880 they're definitely Asian. Wait, hold on Google. How many plane crashes there 816 00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:34,800 are a year in America, the Ukraine, in the United States? How 817 00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:37,639 many plane crashes are there year? We are the easily the like lowest country 818 00:54:37,639 --> 00:54:40,039 in the world for that, are close to it in terms of percentage. 819 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:45,280 At least we got back going for um US were sorry, look up fatal 820 00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:52,719 plane crashes. So it was like about thirteen hundred roy holiday. Um, 821 00:54:53,199 --> 00:54:55,679 that's all I can think of. He wasn't even in America though. I 822 00:54:55,679 --> 00:55:00,719 think he golf Mexico, but I think he was international waters. The number 823 00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:04,920 of civilian aviation deaths increased from three hundred and forty seven, like about four 824 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:08,960 hundred a year. Yeah, that has to be all small planes. All 825 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:13,079 but two of the three hundred ninety three deaths in two thousand and eighteen were 826 00:55:13,119 --> 00:55:16,280 on board fatalities, so these were after complications. I'm guessing if it's on 827 00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:21,159 board fatalities that means people dying on a plane. That doesn't mean plane crash. 828 00:55:20,719 --> 00:55:23,199 Yes, like one plane is one hundred and sixty people planes crashed in 829 00:55:23,199 --> 00:55:29,920 twenty twenty. Uh. The number of people killed in large commercial airplane crashes 830 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:35,239 rose in twenty twenty to two ninety nine worldwide rose because like half half the 831 00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:39,840 world didn't fly this year. All what I'm saying is there are probably more 832 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,679 than thirty plane crashes a year in the United States of planes that size. 833 00:55:46,119 --> 00:55:49,719 Yeah, oh yeah, for sure, there's at least there's at least a 834 00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:53,719 thousand, like it says in twenty eighteen, there's almost fourteen hundred. So 835 00:55:53,840 --> 00:56:00,960 there are more plane crashes on accident in the United States with shitty tiny planes 836 00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:06,840 then there were with way more purpose, with way more purpose. These women 837 00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:09,440 were straight gangsters, all right. They dropped, they drop bombs. I'm 838 00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:15,280 impressed. I've impressed both at their skill and the Germans just total ineptitude. 839 00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:20,280 This sounds like me after we watched that uf Missoi game in the swampers, 840 00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:22,039 Like it wasn't so much that you guys were better than us, We just 841 00:56:22,119 --> 00:56:25,360 were worse than you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, where it's like it's 842 00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:29,760 no, no, no, it's are you are if you're saying I'm a 843 00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:36,960 fan of Nazi Germany, guilty as Jiresh. You just like the articles or 844 00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:40,119 yeah, it's like the articles, yeah, pictures. Uh, that's fucking 845 00:56:40,119 --> 00:56:44,960 wild though that they I mean, I think it's pretty cool that, like 846 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:47,559 cool and kind of shitty. They were in such shitty planes that the person 847 00:56:47,639 --> 00:56:51,400 dropping the bombs actually had to cut their engine and just kind of like coast. 848 00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:57,159 Yeah, just because otherwise there's the sewing machine. I think bigger I 849 00:56:57,239 --> 00:57:00,119 think bigger planes did that too, they must. I think that there I 850 00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:06,639 do I vaguely recall that being a thing with even like a big at the 851 00:57:06,679 --> 00:57:09,880 time high tech American planes, that being a thing where they would like cut 852 00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:13,800 glide drop. Maybe not the best ones, but like a lot. I 853 00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:19,800 don't know. But the Soviets they were actually like quite impressive for integrating women 854 00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:22,119 into the year. Yeah I thought into combat services. Yeah, for sure, 855 00:57:22,159 --> 00:57:27,719 I thought it was pretty I don't think I don't think they credit as 856 00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:32,039 much as just like an all hands on deck and it was like legitimately all 857 00:57:32,039 --> 00:57:35,960 hands on deck. It's like, it's not as bad as saying, like, 858 00:57:36,039 --> 00:57:37,760 dude, the Germans don't get enough credit for putting children in their military. 859 00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:40,800 I was gonna say, like this is impressive, but we should start 860 00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:45,679 talking about their baby units, right to the Germans have baby units. No, 861 00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:50,599 the Russians, well, I think kind of, I think install grab. 862 00:57:50,639 --> 00:57:53,360 The baby unit was more of a measurement of food. Yeah. God, 863 00:57:53,599 --> 00:57:57,960 but well they actually used their toddlers. They would just strap them with 864 00:57:58,639 --> 00:58:02,760 kind of any type of you know, any type of stabby item. They 865 00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:07,400 didn't really have anything like like a broken glass bottle. They would just in 866 00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:10,280 hand a child. In case you ever want to argue that we were inhumane 867 00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:15,400 for nuking the Japanese. That is straight up, what the Japanese were going 868 00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:21,880 to do was send fucking five year olds at you with a knife. There 869 00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:23,559 was going to be a land invasion. Yes, oh my god, straight 870 00:58:23,599 --> 00:58:28,440 up. People really don't think about what a land invasion in Japan would have 871 00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:31,079 looked like. A fucking nightmare. Been really bad. Yeah. Um, 872 00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:36,559 granted two atomic bombs doesn't create either, but it's also total war. I 873 00:58:36,599 --> 00:58:37,960 don't know, like, what do you what do you what's what do you 874 00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:44,480 think? The third option blockade until they starved out. It's an island, 875 00:58:45,519 --> 00:58:49,880 so the toddlers just starved. Yeah, it's it's a tough one. Maybe 876 00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:52,519 we'll debate that one. Yeah yeah, yeah, uh no. The Soviets 877 00:58:52,519 --> 00:58:57,159 weren't really good about integrating and we're not really good. But really they did 878 00:58:57,239 --> 00:59:00,000 integrate a lot of women into into combat role. I said, there is 879 00:59:00,159 --> 00:59:02,760 I have to look at it. I haven't read in a while, but 880 00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:07,440 there were a lot of female snipers and shit like that. I don't recall 881 00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:13,920 like all female infantry units or anything. One thing that would have been interesting 882 00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:16,760 though, So like, I don't necessarily know if you want women because not 883 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:21,519 to be an asshole, but women don't run as fast blah blah blah as 884 00:59:21,599 --> 00:59:23,000 a man and stuff like that. But like, I don't know why you 885 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:28,800 wouldn't have an all women, like a tank regiment, anything where you're piloting 886 00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:35,079 something. I don't see, Yeah, what the disadvantage would be there, 887 00:59:35,679 --> 00:59:38,199 right, Yeah, anything where you're especially anything especially where you're piloting or operating 888 00:59:38,199 --> 00:59:44,119 something. I really don't know what. Maybe one of our veteran like Dan 889 00:59:44,199 --> 00:59:46,440 Holloway could tell us, like at our at the drink of Bro's job, 890 00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:51,480 what the difference would be, but like, yeah, I'm not the person 891 00:59:51,599 --> 00:59:53,840 ask right, right, right, Like I don't know, or even in 892 00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:59,159 the US military now, like not sure what the advantage of or disadvantage of 893 00:59:59,239 --> 01:00:04,320 having like a woman on a beat two bomber that has to fly twelve looks 894 01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:07,559 man and football the low man always wins the battle. So like if you 895 01:00:07,559 --> 01:00:12,039 get a lower will men, you're gonna win that battle every time, fair, 896 01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:15,840 especially if they're strange warfare. Yeah, yeah, Plus I mean women 897 01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:21,599 have better bass, better like lower center of gravity. Uh, mainly the 898 01:00:21,679 --> 01:00:25,800 actually stronger legs for the most part. So what you're saying is something with 899 01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:31,639 a lower center of gravity and stronger legs has an advantage over like your average 900 01:00:31,639 --> 01:00:37,920 man. Yeah, so like maybe a baboon and I'm ripping that bat boon 901 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:43,960 in half um baboon. I mean, there's there's a bunch of chicks that 902 01:00:44,039 --> 01:00:46,719 squat, right, there's a bunch of chicks that deadlift. It's it's kind 903 01:00:46,719 --> 01:00:51,239 of been embraced by the culture. Now that bat boon is not squatting, 904 01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:54,400 that bad boon's not hitting leg day, and that bad boon's gonna get worked. 905 01:00:55,159 --> 01:01:00,239 Look up how much batoon in squad in the meantime in the means talk 906 01:01:00,239 --> 01:01:04,519 about Well, you can ask quite what I said, what do we learn? 907 01:01:04,679 --> 01:01:07,440 Oh yeah, what do we learn today? Guys? I've learned about 908 01:01:07,519 --> 01:01:10,840 some badass chicks that Rob for some reason doesn't want to give credit to. 909 01:01:12,039 --> 01:01:15,079 No, he would rather discre He would rather discredit the Nazis, which I 910 01:01:15,159 --> 01:01:17,519 kind of get. But at the same time, like props these girls. 911 01:01:17,719 --> 01:01:22,519 Yeah, these women definitely. I learned that if you have a plane that 912 01:01:22,599 --> 01:01:27,960 can fly, regardless of how shitty it is, there's a military they'll send 913 01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:30,000 you up in it. Yeah, and look, maybe that plane was so 914 01:01:30,039 --> 01:01:34,559 shitty that it was great yeah, yeah, no one saw it coming. 915 01:01:34,719 --> 01:01:38,719 You know, it's like a Boise State statue of liberty. Play so stupid. 916 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:44,199 They ran thirty thousand times and you get stopped, and they're just like 917 01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:49,840 they're just still so perplexed, and he's putting the ball behind his back, 918 01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:54,360 like get out of here, right a hook and ladder? What you wi? 919 01:01:54,719 --> 01:02:00,679 Yeah? Anyway, what'd you learn her up? Um? I learned 920 01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:04,280 mostly, I really did. Actually, the main thing I learned is like, 921 01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:06,840 goddamn, how do they not shoot down more of those planes? That 922 01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:12,800 doesn't make any fucking it doesn't Actually, it doesn't make sense to me that 923 01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:16,920 more of those planes didn't just crash on accident. So what what I learned 924 01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:25,480 I guess is this was O God. This was one of the many sort 925 01:02:25,519 --> 01:02:30,800 of like, look, you can believe in fate or not believe in God, 926 01:02:31,199 --> 01:02:35,639 or not believe in whatever you want to or not, but this is 927 01:02:35,679 --> 01:02:39,039 one of those funny things that happened in World War two, one of those 928 01:02:39,079 --> 01:02:45,760 fateful, interesting odd things that happened where you're just like, was something was 929 01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:51,760 someone not rooting for someone kind of like a civil war, right, a 930 01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:54,480 couple of kind Yeah, like, well you see all these things go right, 931 01:02:54,719 --> 01:02:59,559 and look, you have to get lucky a bunch to win anything big 932 01:02:59,599 --> 01:03:02,800 like that, whether it's a fucking sports championship or god forbid, a giant, 933 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:07,079 really consequential war. But sometimes in some of these wars, like in 934 01:03:07,119 --> 01:03:12,079 World War One, definitely one was a meaningless war, right like two is 935 01:03:12,079 --> 01:03:15,199 definitely a top two war of the century. It was of the it's the 936 01:03:15,239 --> 01:03:19,400 biggest war of all time, the Great War. Yeah, World War one 937 01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:22,599 was kind of a meaningless War two in so much that like there really weren't 938 01:03:22,639 --> 01:03:27,679 any good guys or bad guys. We kind of frame it that way. 939 01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:31,039 It was a shit show because a bunch of like terrible kids of better leaders 940 01:03:31,119 --> 01:03:35,159 guys listened. It was a bunch of royals playing meat chess. Yeah, 941 01:03:35,159 --> 01:03:37,920 there were it were everyone had good people on their side. They stopped on 942 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:42,440 Christmas Day and played a soccer game. Okay, but for the big war, 943 01:03:42,599 --> 01:03:49,159 for the really the wars that have like mass consequence in a in like 944 01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:52,840 in a bigger way than World One, which had consequences but whatever, just 945 01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:54,199 forget it. In wars like World War two, the Civil War, where 946 01:03:54,239 --> 01:03:59,480 they're like really like moral consequences on the line. Fuck dude, Like, 947 01:03:59,519 --> 01:04:02,760 I don't know, like these weird things happen, and maybe it's confirmation bias 948 01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:05,639 on, but I say what I would learn, but what I learned is 949 01:04:05,679 --> 01:04:11,239 definitely it's just like weird. It's just interesting that that shit happens. What 950 01:04:11,559 --> 01:04:13,920 are you showing me? By the way, Oh so this is a stat 951 01:04:14,039 --> 01:04:16,440 that's a chimp. Yeah so a ninety pound chimp. So I'm saying that 952 01:04:16,559 --> 01:04:21,280 chimp. Chimps are jack You gotta do baboon baboon. Okay, we much 953 01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:24,960 weaker? Do you think I'm not? I'm not sucking up a chimp, 954 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:28,440 now, No, a chimp would a chimp has like Captain America strip. 955 01:04:28,559 --> 01:04:31,760 Yeah, yeah, like a chip would fuck you up. But I'm making 956 01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:38,480 friends with the chimp. Yeah until at once? What you don't which is 957 01:04:38,519 --> 01:04:41,440 you? I just I know, I know a little signline watch. Won't 958 01:04:41,519 --> 01:04:45,440 National Geographic tell me how much a fucking batmoon can dead live? Just look 959 01:04:45,519 --> 01:04:47,519 up how much a baboon weighs? Look at point of National Geograph? Look 960 01:04:47,719 --> 01:04:50,360 look up how strong is a baboon? Why? What's the point of National 961 01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:54,480 Geographic if it can't tell you how much a fucking baboon there is? No 962 01:04:54,519 --> 01:04:59,440 death point. I agree with that. Uh, greatly depends on the baboon 963 01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:02,559 and the human of course, yes, which I went just a yellow baboon? 964 01:05:03,519 --> 01:05:08,800 Um, yeah I can. I can DOUBLET four twenty five. What 965 01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:12,480 can that baboon your dick off? Your body? That's what I can do. 966 01:05:12,639 --> 01:05:14,880 You don't think I'm want to rip bits dick off? No? Oh, 967 01:05:15,199 --> 01:05:17,400 here's actually here's another factor. By the way, if we're dropping you 968 01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:24,199 into a pit, because the original thing was a faraoh or something dropping you 969 01:05:24,239 --> 01:05:29,079 into a pit of his I guess two baboons, right, So you're being 970 01:05:29,119 --> 01:05:33,119 punished. Okay, presumably you're being dropped into it naked. That's fine. 971 01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:38,079 Do you think that's fine? Yeah? I think that puts you at a 972 01:05:38,159 --> 01:05:42,239 massive disadvantage than what you are. You don't want to fight a desperate naked 973 01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:45,599 man. Okay, what do you think of? Baboon? Is but a 974 01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:48,119 farrel desperate? Is it hot or is it quote? If it's cold, 975 01:05:48,159 --> 01:05:55,960 I have a better advantage because you're this guy on Cora. You're definitely is 976 01:05:56,039 --> 01:05:59,800 considering it's breaking down. But also if it's hotter than my balls are kind 977 01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:01,960 of hanging and they're more you know, vulnerable. That's what I'm saying. 978 01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:05,760 You're in Egypt. Oh, I'm taking these bab It doesn't matter. It's 979 01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:12,000 it's death or kill the baboon. Oh so what's the baboon facing. The 980 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:15,079 baboon doesn't know. I think it knows. Man. So that's the thing. 981 01:06:15,119 --> 01:06:17,960 Like this guy says, it's anywhere from four thirds day eight thirds stronger 982 01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:24,400 than the untrained two hundred. It's fucking you up. Thanks, thank you 983 01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:28,719 for listening. Well, we'll continue this argument later. Thanks for joining us 984 01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:32,320 today. And Dan, you just got self served.