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I asked you not to mention it on air as well. It's nine thirty
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No, it's JJ, It's me, Mike Siroy. It's the Downbeat man,
It's the Course, the coolest new show in town. Thanks for listening.
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Draft House Cinema. Did I sell those four tickets? Did I sell them?
I saw those four tickets by the end of that second screening. Next
Thursday is next Tuesday, Tuesday, Next Thursday Today, Next Thursday's opening day,
opening nine. But next Tuesday, Step Brothers, Alibum, Draft House
Cinema and the Cedars. When you got five do you f W locations?
The Seeds tickets in ninety seven won the Freak dot com they're flying seven bucks.
There are still four tickets seven bucks each in the back row premium seating
still available, But yeah, come hang out with us, man. They're
always fun. Yeah, they're always fun. Early having a cocktail. Yeah.
Sometimes stay after, have a good time. Come watch that Brothers show
with us. And if you go see any movie at all, man make
it at Alamo draft House. It's delicious. Use the Buddy system if you
order the Mazzarella sticks. Can I just tell you, guys real quick?
The torture Tuesday? I have planned today, Yes, please, I plan
this all plates No hot yoga, self inflicted. You did this yourself,
yes, and probably knew better at the time, but you mortgaged your future
tinking. I don't think about this wrong. And now the day's here and
you gotta pay the fiddler, Can I guess yes, combo platter, dentist
doctor. Okay, now you're I mean you're on the right kind of on
the right track. Three things I'm doing today, Okay, you've got to
get you can do them all from kind of from home. You're gonna find
Samba, the parrot that's in the tree at Lewisville. Ake, No,
no, you're not. Okay, Mike doesn't care about it. Tuesday the
taxes, ding taxes, yeh, I said teeth. I still think Dennis
could be in there. No, and then you're gonna I go to North
Texas Dental Tursery. Did I see doctor troll? You have either a teeth
what could be a long phone call or zoom? Okay, no, no,
what's the start with. It's three things that are painting all of our
aspses that you just kind of have to do sometimes. One of them you
only have to do every ten years. Okay, good, guess I can
do all three of these from home. Okay, one of them is every
ten years. You have to do that indoors are outdoors? All indoors?
Okay for a new passport ding really not fun. If you go to a
busy place, not fun. It's not bad if you can find a off
the beaten path. It's just like the DMV. But okay, think I'm
not as bad X for it because they take your picture. I mean,
you're you're you're right there? What else is right? Oh my god?
Can I do this online? How does this work on? Then the driver's
license or insurance or something like that. Basically the front little blue car inspection
sticker. Oh yeah, I need to do and I'm like, you know
what, I'm doing it one day? Watch this, watch me shine on
a Tuesday doing my taxes car inspection tic sticker, passport renewal, line them
up, line them up all today, torture RAQ Tuesday, Well, the
Lex Luger Memorial, torture RAQ Tuesday. What's the over under on how many
of these tasks actually get completed? Zero point five is the over under?
Do you have an appointment set up for your passport? I don't know.
I think I may make it torture Wednesday, which is less phonetic. But
you're supposed to set up an appointment like six months ahead of time for your
passport. Okay, it's not that dramatic. It's not six months ahead of
time. I'm going to FedEx and I think they take your photo and I
think they say it said bring your check book. So that was yeah for
the photo. Well, I think you have to say they're going to send
it all into the US Passport Commission. And I think you heard of a
check with that. I don't know. I'm just gonna go to FedEx and
be like, passport renewal, here's my current passport. I live a block
away from my passport renewal. Is so weird that this one government building?
Oh yeah, I could walk to it in five to ten minutes. Well,
should I go there? Yeah, I can give you the address,
But that's a lab bankettas that is it near lab Banketta? H No,
no, no, like it's in my actual neighborhood on the outskirts. Come
anytime. Malcolm would love to see you. I would love to see Malcolm.
It reminds me you got him golf. I got your golf. He
asked me what Christina got him, and I think I think she got you
golf too. He also kind of got golf. Yeah, torture ract Tuesday.
Pray for me and wish me well good luck. Does anyone else do
the thing with the sticker on the car where you like? If I do
get pulled over, I think I can get away with the old Yeah.
I've been meaning to do that, planning to get to that asap. You
just don't lie, just tell the truth. It's like, yeah, I
don't know. You kind of blew it off. I'll you. Pulling me
over has made me realize that I will do this. The era of my
ways, that's the one that whips me out of the most out of the
three, even though Passport's the weirdest one. H the car sticker because I
know I'm gonna get on there and it's gonna be like, oh, sure
you need to go get an inspection. Then do we still need inspections?
We're in this weird area where you may or may not need them. Yeah,
they're trying to get rid of all that stuff now, And I thought
they did, yeah, turning off the websites updated, So I don't yeah,
I don't. You know, I used to do in college and flag
Staff and it snowed a lot, and I had expired tags on the back
of my car, and I would just pack the snow into where the license
plate is to cover where the sticker was, and like pack it in to
where you When the snow melted, it would be like just kind of an
ice chunk. Genius six week, which is also a violation too. Get
six weeks out of that ice chunk, that's problem. So then they pull
you over for a non visible license plate. Then they knocked the ice off
and realized, oh, not only that your inspections expired, two tickets double
they kept the ice off, double krima. The sticker is just the skull
and crossbones, the middle finger that says F the police, n w A
rules F the police. I think that I because I lease, I don't
own my car and I get a new so a least, so I just
get traded in every three years. I never think about that, and I
think I don't want to waste money. I'm getting the new sticker. But
I don't know. Boy, it's a pain in the nards. Yeah,
Tyron Smith has left a very heartfelt statement as he is leaving the Cowboys to
sign with the Jets. We did find out that it is seven million to
the Jets, up to twenty million in games played. Now he's a quite
fella. What he's a qu quiet fellow. Okay, Cowboy Nation, not
Cowboys Nation? Cowboy nation? Which are we a nation? I don't know.
I humbly, I don't even know where to begin. Dot dot dot.
Thanks Tyron Smith. What that's the whole message? No, there's there's
four more paragraphs. Four Now he should have left it with humbly, I
don't even know where to begin, dot dot dot. And then you you
understand that you don't have to hear he had he's overwhelmed by this. We
don't have to know his thoughts on the situation. Did he put a full
page ad in the news. I would be more cynical and smart ass about
this. But I love Tyron because I think he's a good person. I
agree. Thirteen years sure is a long time to sum up in one short
letter to thousands of people who have made my time in Dallas a memorial,
and I would have put in parentheses. Don't really know many of you from
a percentage standpoint. We've never met. It's been a long wild ride,
filled with plenty of ups and downs. But Cowboys Nation, you've been there
through it all. He's pulled out the finger gone. That's a forty five
too, that's a Springfield nineteen eleven. I guess the old Line Room in
Dallas will forever hold a special place in my heart. Inside those four walls
was ten balls. I really wish that was in there, and then that'd
be like, man, I don't know if you're the reserves, you're like,
dude, I fill in when you're hurt. Traditions were made and teammates
became brothers. I learned so much from y'all, and you have no idea
how much I appreciate them. Anyways, you helped me grow, not just
playboys, that twenty year old boy to become the man that I am today.
Remember he had some wild stuff too. That was like the family and
it was kind of messed up. They were out so good as money or
something. He a sweet man to the Jonas family. Thanks for the amazing
opportunity to play for the Cowboys, and he just kept going, you know,
but it was good. It was good reading. If you want to
look weird and all green, it's gonna be weird. It's gonna be weird
with him and Aaron Rodgers and the Jets are kicking ass. And I think
Cowboys and Jets play this year. No, I don't know. Does anyone
know this? Our laptops are put away. It's nine. You don't know,
Kevin, Let me google Cowboys. See my arms are crossed right now.
I'm just staring at you. So Tyron Gallop vander Ash gone gone gone,
be oddish? Mm hmm. There's another one of those kind of Yeah.
I mean drafted homegrown dude. That's that's weird. All homegrown dudes too,
Guys. They draft, we drafted and develop our own and then we
pay our own a very strange free agency period for your fighting cowboys. Weird.
I got a buddy, and he knows people and he thinks that,
and he is not in the league or anything, but he does know people,
and he thinks that Stephen Jones and Dak's agent just don't get along very
well. So I don't know what that's gonna mean anything down the road.
But anybody get along with agents? Well, yeah, you know, right
when they're just going more more more, not enough more? Choose, Mike,
what food or Tiger food? New Italian steakhouse opening up today? What
does that mean? What's the steak opening up inside Irving's Ritz Carlton? It's
called the Knife Italian. Didn't we already have a Knife down in the Victory
Plausa Park. I think it is the Knife Steakhouse. I don't know if
that's different than Knife Italian. No, I bet it's. I bet they're
related. And I think that place is quite expensive, isn't it? And
don't they spell it like in why if it? Or something? Some of
this menu is inspired by the steak and seafood dishes at Knife and Spoon in
Orlando from Dallas chef John Tassar, and that restaurant won a Mitchellan Star in
twenty twenty two. We don't have any Michelin star restaurants. This could be
the first. It won't, but it could be. Unless it is.
I believe it's pronounced. It's got potential. Well, Tasars, Is that
your buddy, Let's get him on. No, he's a world renowned chef.
Let's get him. It's not my buddy. Yeah, he's a world
renowned chef. Cat chefs. I've saw everyone, dude. It's the weirdest
scene I've ever seen. I saw a bunch of grown men at the super
Bowl party in Atlanta cream their pants over Wolfgang Puck. I'd never heard of
it. Oh, Wolfgang Puck. Yeah, I hear you have. No,
I hadn't at the time. I hadn't. And people were leaning over
as he's serving up meat balls. People are leaning over and getting into his
cooking space. You can watch it make his famous meatballs. Ben was one
of them. He should be. I was Ben, and I was watching
all these guys. I was like, guys, give the guy some space
to cook and servece meatbaks like you have. Mozart showed up and he sits
down to paint something. You're not gonna look no, because I was looking
at the cool sharks in the aquarium I know what you're doing. I bet
you're not friends with one chef. I'm absolutely chefs many chefs. I'm probably
the best cook you know. And that's not saying much. I bet Danny
is the best cook you know. Okay, you're not friends with one chef.
I'm friends with so many chefs. Name one chef John. Uh huh,
he guys, No, chef John, John, Chef Jima. Oh
crap, chef John. Let me whip up by another meal. Then we'll
talk some cowboys. Oh crap, I whip it up articles crap, play
the talkbacks. No, you've not until you take the gun off the table.
Yeah, you should take the gun off the table. Click click the
safety on. You don't want to have a Vandersh incident here. He's so
worried about us bringing up that thing. Oh about his bird. I'm not
supposed to talk about that. He brought up missing bird in Louisville, the
dirty bird. What was the name, dirty Kyle. It's the name of
your bird, dirty God. I very sincerely asked you not to bring that
up on brought it up first, and then walked the fire, and you
walked away, and you expect us not to pour more gasoline on it.
That's not how it works. His name is dirty Wayne. Okay, I
appreciate it if this was never brought up again on the air, Kevin,
what does that even mean that you'd appreciate it? What I appreciate it.
If you have a friend that would appreciate something, why wouldn't you just do
it like it doesn't matter to you? Your logic is so flawed. If
I don't want to talk about something or have it brought up, guess what
I don't do bring bring it up. Let's let it sit in silence in
the corner. You let it put its nose in its corner. What this
is and think about it. This is nothing more than the new RB's band.
We weren't allowed to talk about that either. Gosh, I'd appreciate if
you wouldn't bring up the Arby situation secret life of yours that you want people
to know that there is a secret life, but you don't want them to
know anything about the secrets. It is the iHeart app And if you listen
to ninety seven on the freaking the bottom right hand corner, a little microphone
and you can leave up to thirty seconds say whatever you want any reaction you
like to the show, and we have a massed quite a few of them
today. And here's Kevin Turner doing nothing more pressing play on his computer.
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left it throughout there today. Hey, go download the Waterburger app Waterburger Wednesday
tomorrow. Keep listening to the Ben and Skin Show after this for more on
that two first day of spring. Dairy Queen's given free ice cream cones today.
So if you go to Dairy Queen and you're get in the drive through
and you ask for your free ice cream cone, pull out your phone recorder
and also ask them if they have any downbeats singing pots of gold or singing
boxes of chocolate, and then email it to me directly, Kevin Turner at
iHeartMedia dot com. In box will be empty. More importantly, though,
download the Waterburger app, because I learned from Mike Siroy you did this yesterday.
Just by downloading the app, you get a free burger. Yeah,
free burger for your first time. Yeah, free burger, right happy,
right there, Free Waterburger when you create your an account. I'm doing that
tonight, I'm gonna have a free Please everyone like it matters to us.
Please download the Waterburger out and it'll have your you know your location, and
that will help us a lot, and you get a free dam Burger.
It helps us, it helps you, and it helps you get a free
burger. And you should have the Damn app on your phone if you go
to Waterberg more than once every few months whatever it is, or every week.
Hopefully the W that you see on the Waterburger app when you download it
stands for win. Hello, this is Guglio. I'm sorry I don't have
time to come on to do an interview with you. I'm trying to get
my bird out of the tree, poor Somber. There's one thing poor Somba
loves more than anything in the world, and that is this song. These
are the way to serve potatoes or as someba says, back thong. So
please Dingle, come to the tree and sing the song and get Somba out
of the tree. Please please Dingle. Okay, Gulio, help this Italian
Mexican American. I'd be more than happy to come to your house and stand
under your tree and sing the potato song. To your birds, feel like
please please a dingle and he just floats down and lands on your arms.
There, just hold your phone up. Gulio mashed little Samba, come right
to you. French Fried, fat, grotten, boiled esteemed. He starts
flapping. Why am I even in this tree? All the ways you can
s you can serve these, all the ways you can serve. He Landslio's
risks wheeze, wait till tomorrow show. Yeah, if you're not tired of
that song today, go up, wait till tomorrow. Don't worry. I
don't think anyone's really sweating it, but yeah, replace it tomorrow, Denver
but nuggets and I just introducing my new favorite song, Rusky Mash French Fried,
Baked, my hero go MAVs, he said, go Maths cool.
He sang as a song, Yeah, it's a go mad think about it.
It's not really a song you sing, Yeah, just a man saying
words they're overthinking. That's great, Baked, keep it simple, Dingu.
Just when I thought I couldn't love you anymore, you go on and say
extra mustard on a Whataburger hamburger. You're my spirit animal brother. I'd lather
you up mustard and nick it off. Wow, humorous offer. Would you
like to make love? It's funny the thing. See that guy could have
completely different viewpoints than me, but we connected on extra mustard on mustard.
Okay, it brings us together and joined hands across party lines. That's what
happens to me. Down the water Burger out, good mor to Dolby.
This is the Hulk. I just wanted to pop on and give you some
love t I love show and I want to know if I do my signature
roar uh Kevin Cooster oh man, damn wow he had me on that one's
I didn't read the full transcript. Wow, good job. Sorry, it's
bizarre, bitch, I don't even remember where it started to make it incredible.
Hey, this is Mike's parent. I'm surprised y'all don't know about me.
All it is is Simon this and Simon that. And my name's not
Dirty Wayne, It's Carlos Spicy Wiener. You never listen to me, okay,
really, he can bring it up and we can't. So now you're
lying about your bird's name. It's Carlos Spicy Wiener. Next one. Next,
talking about oh this guy that Kevin booked I guess it's time to Crinklet
the Ireland cut the cut the link. Jeez, Maybe have another one where
he finished the song. I don't think so. I'll make Interston here.
Hey, guys, this is Daniel from Marlington and I would really appreciate it
if you do not bring up dirty Wayne ever again. Okay, what does
he know? Daniel? Correct? But that's a complex one. Why because
he brought it up? But he doesn't He brought away to tell you not
to bring it up any boys. It's cheese. Danny said that the teenage
criminals were at Marge. But wouldn't they be small of you? What would
maybe? What? Oh? At small? They're not at large because they're
tiny little people. That's a little rascals. That a boy cheese? What
the hell's wrong with Arby's? Did he get selled? Sold the dead bird
with no head? Did Harry take care of it? By? The questions
are mounting on this topic. I just appreciate the clarity of that talkback.
That was really high quality. And there's nothing wrong with Arby's. Arby's is
delicious. No, absolutely the ones that you're allowed to frequent. Unfortunately,
the one on Spring Valley is Uh, it's it's a question, my pal.
Okay, man, that's good enough for today. Man, Man,
what a show dudes. Tomorrow Jay, everybody, we might have a special
guest tomorrow right correct, working on it. Very possible topic. Yeah you
know, I didn't know I was rolling the dice there not like there you
go. I just got another picture of a waterburger app. Download Hanby's for
everyone with the water burger app. Hell yeah, keep them coming. Part
three of the Big Deep Bracket Bingers Morning News, scuttle Butts, Sports,
all your usual fun staples, and much more fun with the downbeat on a
hump day MAVs tonight as well Bennetts Skin Show with Christina and Steve Is.
Next, Danny Bayless is gonna send us out with his signature catchphrase that he's
been telling everyone about. You have two choices in this life, Praise God
or crank Rod