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Here's the comedical Cookok Podcast, episode
three ninety seven. I'm Branda, I'm

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here. It's Ryan and I We're
gonna talk about Ian Malcolm fighting Gandalf now

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in our theme song. Hey Ryan, We're back for yet another whirlwind adventure.

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How you doing good? What is
going down with that theme song?

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My whole everything is just it's out
to launch a little. My voice is

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a little bit tired of and talking
all week telling stories from Calgary and Vegas

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and all the insanity that happened in
between. And since it's Thanksgiving here in

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Canada as of today's past after you
guys are listening to it. But happy

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Thanksgiving anyway to everybody out there,
even our American friends. I have a

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funny CEO story about that to tell
you that you in particular will appreciate.

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But before we get to any of
that, we have to thank our official

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business, Daddy's Fusion Gaming Online dot
com, your source for all your gaming

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needs, very much so. And
I'm waiting for I'm waiting. I'm waiting

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for the Lord of the Rings Holiday
Edition. That's what I'm gonna call it.

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Okay, it's the Lord of the
Rings Holiday Bundle comes out in November.

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You can get it at Fusion and
if you use CCO Summer even though

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it's the fall, they're probably gonna
make us change it soon. But I'm

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not gonna mention it or bring it
up. CEO Summer promo code, you're

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gonna get a discount on all the
stuff that you buy. I want the

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next one to be c CEO Slap
as I slap your lips off as a

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slap some money off the top,
as in go into the store and slap

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someone about the head and face until
they give you a discount, or or

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go on the internet and don't commit
felonious assault. It's up to you what

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he said, Yes, it is
up to you. CEO Summer is the

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promo code you can get a discount
if you're new to the nation. We've

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got some new subscribers after Calgary and
after Vegas and over the last couple of

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weeks. Thanks for being here.
CEO Perks promo code is going to get

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you ten percent store credit kick back
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dollars or more. Yes, which
is like fifteen US dollars. But since

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most of our new subs are Canadian, it's it's one hundred bucks. Yeah,

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but you're gonna save money with CCO
summer, you're gonna get money back.

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Then you're gonna spend that money that
you save on more. But you're

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gonna spend less because you can keep
using the promo codes. Last last thing

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about it is if you are Canadian, awesome, happy Thanksgiving. It's different

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here in Canada for the people who
are like turning us off because they don't

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believe in Thanksgiving. It's different in
Canada than in the United States. It

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actually means a different thing. If
you're from Canada and you use the Fusion

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promo code, they're gonna know that
you're in the nation. And I'm not

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gonna say they're gonna give you preferred
and or faster shipping, but I fucking

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am because they're gonna do that.
You're gonna get super fast shipping, priority

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order filling probably. Yeah. I
usually get my Fusion order within three business

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days. I made an order while
we were in Calgary. Was waiting for

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me when I got home. Oh
yeah, guess what it was. They

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couldn't just hand you the cards in
the person, No, because they were

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probably stinkers. Yeah, they didn't
bring them to the show four foil extended

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art and myriad landscapes. Nobody's bringing
home you suck it magic. I went

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to every vendor in in Vegas,
every single one, and not a single

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one had it. Yeah, but
some of them had fricking dark misprinted Griffin

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canyons. Not anymore. You know
what's gonna be. You know what's gonna

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be the freakin' worst the icing tell
me. The kicker to that long form

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joke of you and Aaron just having
those and me not having them, correct

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is is if editor Joe Ever gets
his hands on one and can meme on

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me on the show, on my
own freaking show man. Frick. I'm

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not saying that me and Aaron car
could probably make that happen, but we

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probably could most likely. Okay,
we've got some podcasting business. We've got

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last week's winner of the Booster Pack
game. No, was it last week

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or like? I have no idea
who I think it's like? Actually last

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week because it came from the pre
show for episode three ninety six and now

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we're on three ninety seven. Okay, I think that's good. Yes,

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If you remember we were talking about
towels on the floor of hotel rooms.

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Yeah, is that okay or not? And we got a whole a myriad

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of answers of what landscape to leave
your towel? That was shut up?

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That was good man, I like
that. I like that. Okay,

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Well, now towels on the floor, towels and the tub definitely don't fold

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them back up like they weren't used
and put them back where you freaking gross.

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That was one of the answers.
Just trying your nuts off and you

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leave it for the next guy.
This tell smells like grill geez. Okay,

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if your name is let me read
it hold on Derek four two seven

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seven seven. That's probably not your
name, but it might be your YouTube

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handle. If that's you, send
us an email at Commandercookout at gmail dot

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com. Let us know if you
want a boring ass pack of magic cards,

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a super sweet Commander Cookout sticker pack, or or this is my favorite

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one. This is my favorite one, is my favorite one? A token

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pack of Brando tokens drawn by me
for you. Yes, we have the

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new tokens and that leads perfectly into
Oh, Derek four two seven seven seven.

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Make sure to give us your full
address so I don't have to chase

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you down with full postalines. Code
all very important to the address and your

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real name. Yeah, I don't
care about that. I guess you don't

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really need your real name. Yeah, I don't care. Yeah, new

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brando tokens. Yeah, they're available
on Commander Cookout dot com. Let me

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find the store. They're part of
the Fall line because they're actually well,

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two of them are actually Halloween themed. A pumpkin eating a goblin that's the

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food token, and then a zombie
a human definitely not a zombie, totally

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real human. Use them as a
token at your discretion. Those are part

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of our fall line, with the
tukes and the sweaters and the pomp pom

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things and the hunting orange tukes.
Everybody that's seen them really thinks they look

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sharp because they're orange with like the
black Commander Cookout logo on them. That's

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fun. Yeah, they're all the
tukes look really good. Even even Rebecca

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is like, oh, those came
out actually really nice. Yeah. And

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if you have the orange one and
you go hunting for birds or elks or

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other things that you hunt, the
odds of you getting shot go down.

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Yes, that's what they're for.
Yes, yes, you don't actually have

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to wear orange and to hunt birds
or wild hunting bird, but you should.

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Well, I don't want to get
shot. You're getting shot would be

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sixty and let me let me science
you right, Okay, Ryan's a science

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guy. I'm I'm kind of not. But science says if you get shot,

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you want to get shot, not
in your head, because getting shot

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in the head is probably the worst
place to get shot. So if you

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mark where your head's at, you're
probably less likely to get shot there.

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Very important. Can can confirm,
right, I think that that that's science,

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so sharp agreed. Also science.
There's also black ones, which is

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the opposite of what Brandon is.
Yes, yes, that is also correct.

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But if you want to do crime
and you cover your head with a

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tuke, then people won't know what
your hair looks like, which is something

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that people might use to describe or
identify you, therefore making you better at

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crime. Here you go, like
shooting somebody in that which guy had the

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CEO? Two? Gone? Oh
both? Let me tell my Halloween story

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real fast. Belton Johnson at work. He's a former writer. Don't care,

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good guy, streat guy comes from
the Southern States. I calls him

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up to talk about his cooking segment
that we do every Friday on Everyday Program.

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And he says, and I says
to him, so you're in Canada,

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you've been Canadian for like ten years, but you're from America. Which

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Thanksgiving do you do you celebrate?
And he goes Brando boom and he actually

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said both. It was really cool. I got a kick out of that.

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So that's fun, fantastic. Okay, fall line go and get it.

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There's gonna be more tokens, Christmas
ones, and more Christmas stuff and

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new stickers coming out like in November, so they're available for Christmas presents for

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people in the nation. All that's
coming up. It's just not out yet.

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It's part of the fall line,
but I'm rolling it out so I

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don't drive myself crazy. Also in
the comments for Christmas, I'm gonna make

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some other tokens to go along with
the Christmas themed ones. So if there's

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one that you want to see that
isn't like super specific, like a merit

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lege or something like that, let
me know and I'll try and doodle those

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as well. Oh, like an
angel on top of a Christmas tree or

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a snake or some kind of like
Christmas specific funny food thing Branda Alters.

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They were so popular as a Patreon
sign up gift that we decided just to

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make it official. I'm really excited
about that, and thank you everybody that

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likes them. Yes, I'm really
proud of them and it makes me happy.

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Speaking of Patreon. Okay, we
got a couple couple increases and new

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ones that need or reneed nicknames.
Let's hit them with the truth. Okay,

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so we've got an increase. Okay, Matt fluture that's meat flute.

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Now, remember there's two of them
though, No meat flute and meat toot

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because he's meat flute. Two.
Yeah, there's Matt and Matt. Flutcher

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is meat flute though, right.
Yeah, I don't remember if he's meat

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flute or meat toot. I don't
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or cousins or father son or something. There's two of them. Well,

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meet flute, meat toot, meat
flute toot. Yes, flute toot,

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flute tooot. We have pre she
hate you, no king in the nation.

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We're happy to have you. Even
if it doesn't sound like we appreciate

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you. We do. Yes,
Second, one. This is a returner.

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This is somebody calm back for like
the third time, and it's a

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callum. Oh man, there's no
way we're gonna remember who this guy is.

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This is officially Callum stone House is
his name, and he's like Callum

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Sanity and all the He's got like
eighty seven nicknames. So we got to

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give him a new one. Oh
man, Callum Oh he can? Can

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we call him? Did we call
him Callum brick shiit House yet? I

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don't know? Now we are?
Now we are? You know what he

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can we call him? We'll call
him log shit House because he goes up

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north and plants trees all the time
there it is, use his leg pine

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trees to wipe his butt. Oh
gross, yeah, man, it's like

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a barbecue. Imagine using bark just
to wipe your butt. Well, we'll

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have to ask you get like a
sliver or some moss up there. Man,

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you give yourself an infection? Yeah
gross, butthole infection? Can you

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imagine whatetions? Oh? Just hot
ass not in a good way? Wants

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that? No, no, no
king shaming in the nation. If you

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do want that, yeah, it's
fine, Like we yeah, we don't

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want it. Though you know.
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it. Frick. What's the other
one? Next one? Well, the

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next one was thank you for the
donations on coffee dot com slash Commander Cookout.

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We appreciate it. If you want
to donate there and buy your boys

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some beer for the upcoming Sidewalk Slam
that we were just talking about on the

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pre show and the pre pre show
that's coming up, Sidewalk Slim season two.

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You were going to try and get
a couple of our local homies to

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uh yep, saddle up and roll
to play decks. They're just shit,

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never before seen guests. We've got
a husband and wife pair lined up,

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We've got we've got some fun things
planned. We've got If anybody is interested

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in showcasing a product or becoming a
sponsor, that is always on the table.

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You can message us anywhere that you
can find in the show notes,

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email or Twitter or Facebook or whatever. Speaking of husband and wife, Paris,

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I made an Internet mistake and I
got a mac. I need you

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to get me your wife's Etsy store
link again so I can buy that book.

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Okay, damn it could have just
messaged him. No, I'm gonna

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do it here because maybe it's Christmas
coming up. The book's cool. I

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want one. People out there should
get one. It's the ABC's of Swearing.

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Yeah, it's very it's super funny, So I figure it's worth a

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yep plug here on the world.
We'll maybe we'll link it on the screen

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or whatever and send some traffic her
way. That'd be super cool. And

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then I could watch the show.
And that means I have to freakin message

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Mac now and get him to send
me the link so I can send it

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to editor Joe. What if Editor
Joe just like took initiative and got it

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himself. Lol. Yeah, I
probably in his eyes so hard. He's

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like, these goddamn guys make me
do fricking so much. Yeah, sorry

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Joe, Sorry, not sorry.
So thank you for the donations. If

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anybody wants to donate. Christmas is
coming up. We're gonna use it for

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booster packs for kids, and donations
of our own and and and stuff for

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the nation, and donarations my first
donaor in Calgary. There you go,

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sidewalk slam, oh last thing.
And then we'll get to some cards and

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this is this is a Patreon.
I'm gonna call this a benefit I'm gonna

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say the second annual Patreon Secret Santa
is happening right now, and all of

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the people that are organizing it wanted
it mentioned on the show because they know

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not all patrons use Discord, but
all of the planning, all of the

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planning for it happens on the Discord
Secret Santa thread And essentially people just get

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numbers or pick names or however it
works, and you build a like a

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c Seal Budget deck or or a
raw Dog deck, and you send it

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to somebody in the male raw dog
deck means no sleeves, play it on

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the floor. Yes, And I
knew that. I knew that this was

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a thing, Like I knew that
the raw Dog decks were a thing.

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And it's fun and they make jokes
and they have banged up cards a riffle

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shuffle. One card got a hole
burnt in it right from the fire.

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I didn't know how special and endearing
that these were. They're pretty cool,

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like people exchanged them and they were
hugging and playing. And the funniest part

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about these shitty decks that people play
on the floor is they freaking slap Yeah,

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Like Isaiah Isaiah Jerkranofsky was playing one
in Calgary, like a CEO raw

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dog deck, no sleeves. He
keeps it in a little mini onion bag

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which you can get on the Ceco
store. Yes, freaking won a pod

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with it, and not like oh
squeaked it out. No, he like

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decimated the spot with this shitty deck. So that inspired me to make my

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own raw dog deck so I can
take part in it that I have to

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build to No, dude, come
on, what's what what's the financial investment

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in building a raw dog deck?
A couple bucks? Wait? Yeah,

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but now it has to be all. I could make it out of nothing

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but foil chaff, king of the
raw dogs, and they're not in sleeves

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that a'll be bent different ways,
only post modern freaking foils too, so

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they so you know that your deck
is gonna look like an accordion. Perfect

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dude, what if you riffle shuffle
them so hard they bend the other way?

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Okay, now I'm interested all of
the research that people have been doing

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boiling cards and flattening them in books
and different humidistats and freaking packs of silica

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jel. Uncle Brando's got the formula. Just bend a ship out of them

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the wrong way. Just bend them
the same way. Perfect on the When

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all your foils are bent the same
way, none of them are bent.

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That's some chaos shit, right,
that's anarchy. Oh, that's the opposite

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anarchy. That's chaos theory. Baby. You know who loves chaos theory,

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Ian Malcolm. You know who's on
a magic card? Now? Ian Malcolm?

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Is that a Is that a Jurassic
Park reference? Yeah, that's the

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that's the guy. He's on the
screen right here. Uh no, wait,

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no, there is there is that
is that's him? Yeah? I

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thought you were making a freaking Doctor
Who joked, Man, I suck.

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Never seen Doctor Who. But you
have seen Jurassic Park like once. I've

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seen I've seen Drafts Park three like
more than once. No wait, okay,

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so yes, yes, the third
one, Jurassic Park three you have

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seen more than once? No?
No, so you've seen three once and

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the first one maybe once. I've
seen the first one front to back once

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and I've seen like the middle of
it a bunch of times, and the

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second one never, never one I
ever seen. I've seen Jurassic World,

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I think with the Army guy and
money Lady. Don't know Oh yeah,

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that's Jraassic World has army guy in
money Lady. Oh sure, yeah,

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but sure we're talking about cards.
Now we're moving into the magic still we're

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doing it. See that's a transition. Yeah. So we've got I've got

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a few notes Doctor Who. Next
week. We want to give it the

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attention it deserves after spending so much
time on Lord of the Rings and Warhammer

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forty k and there's a lot of
Who we talked about and apprecial lots of

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Hoovian's out there. We want to
make sure that we do you justice because

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I know some stuff, but I
want to actually kind of like bone.

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I'm even watching the series that I
knew before. I'm rewatching them, and

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I'm watching some of the older black
and white stuff because it's available for free

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on the internet archive. Oh,
if you're interested in watching any of that

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stuff, I know absolutely nothing about
it other than there are people who love

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it. You're gonna learn some fun
stuff. You're gonna get an appreciation for

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it, because there is some very
interesting things in Doctor Who is fun for

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everybody, which I like about it. I certainly appreciate the cards. There

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are some frickin' good ones and some
funny ones. And I'm sure once I

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really dive into the set, there
are gonna be cards that go directly into

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decks I own. I know that
there's already vehicles that go directly into my

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Calamax Vehicle deck, some cool ones, and I know that there's gonna be

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some fun stuff for me. But
that's gonna be maybe next week and the

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following week, because we'll look at
the pre cons, we'll look at the

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legendary creatures, that kind of stuff. Right as we Oh, that freaking

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card's name is Ian Malcolm? Is
that the character's name? Yes, that's

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the thing. That's man, I
suck. It's messing with me about the

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Jurassic Part cards because like they have
their own set symbol. But are they

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like the Transformers where they're gonna be
in a draft but they're gonna be in

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the packs, but they're outside the
real set. And like, Ian Malcolm

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is not gonna be a standard card, right, correct? Indominus Rex Alpha

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not a standard card. Correct?
That card ruined standard. I don't even

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know what it does. There's too
many words. It's a six six for

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five that's got a hundred words on
it. It'll rec standard what's let's just

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read the bottom paragraphs. I think
I saw the words draw card. When

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Indominus Rex enters the battlefield, draw
card for each counter on it. Holy

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shit, Okay, yeah you're right, yeah, yes, And then the

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top puts like all different counters on
it, like you sacrifice creatures and and

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whatever abilities those creatures. Just read
the card is the first one we're talking

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about. Okay, when at ETBs
discard any number of creature cards, Oh,

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that's what it is. It enters
the flying counter. If a card

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discarded this way as flying, the
same as true four, first strike,

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double strike, death, touch,
hexproof, Haste, indestructible, lifelink,

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Menace, reach, trample, and
vigilance and flying. So twelve different ways

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to I mean, you gotta have
twelve cards in your hand. No,

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you don't just discard discard AA Tallpa. You draw what six six and your

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guy is basically an unbeatable creature.
You discards THEA Talpa and a chroma Angel

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of Fury. Can't you in standard? Those cards aren't in standard, and

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you can't play that in an Indominous
Rex deck. It's it's green green hybrid,

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demere hybrid demeir one hang on a
fucking second. Okay, you mean

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to tell me that they built a
car card where you discard cards with abilities

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on them and then excluded white Therefore, the only thing that could raise the

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price of a za tlpa from like
a dollar to a dollar and ten cents,

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really, come on? That is
that is rude? Man. I

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don't know what's funnier that that statement
that you just made or the fact that

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you think is a tulpa's worth a
dollar? Well, if you go into

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a store, they're gonna charge you
a dollar because it's in the dollar rare

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mind. Ah, okay, correct, if you if you buy them on

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the website less than a dollar.
If you were to go in and say,

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all right, it was a tulpa, the guy's gonna go behind you,

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flip the pages of a book.
He's gonna pull one out from like

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the forty five slots in the page
that all have them and dollar. Yes,

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yes, yes, so okay,
we've got new what did you say,

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transformer seeding of some kind of universe
beyond thing. Yes, this time

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it's Jurassic Park, which fits right
in with the dinosaur theme within Exelon.

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I think it might fit better than
Transformers. With March of the Machine.

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I think it does. I think
it does. You could play that Indominus

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Rex and if you didn't look at
the set symbol. I I just assumed

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that that card when I saw it
was in Exelon and it was part of

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the previews that they showed in Vegas. That's because he's never seen Jurassic World

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enough times to remember that that's the
villain. I remember that now because it's

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like super sneaky and can camouflage.
It's like genetically the perfect engineered dinosaur,

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right, But that's the stick.
Well, they designed it to be the

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most dangerous dinosaurs. Dangerous equals exciting, Exciting equals money. Wats he taught

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us that hot sie. Yeah,
freakin'. They're they're meta meta in against

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us. That's right, the dominant
given us, given us a taste of

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their own medicine. Yes, how
do we feel about them being in Who

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can say? I think that it's
fine. I like them not being in

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standard. I think just makes it
like they're fine. I like when they

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do this. I think that this
is a good way to do universes beyond

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when it's thematically tied to the set
that it's being launched in the other way

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that we've both expressed that we like
it is in its own, its own

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thing. If you don't want to
engage with the thing, you don't have

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to engage with it one bit whatsoever. Warhammer was like that. Lord of

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the Rings was like that, even
though it was its own set. Doctor

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who is its own set. But
if you don't want to engage with it,

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you can just not don't And and
it's not ruining magic when it's done

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that way, just like it's not
ruining magic when if you never open collector

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packs, you'll never see Jurassic Park
cards. So if you just want to

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open set boosters to try and pull
cards that you want from the set,

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or if you just buy singles from
Fusion Gaming Online dot com, you'll never

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see those cards. Frickin ever?
Are they? I think they're in set

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boosters? Sure, I think that, but who cares? Who cares?

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They're in their own slot. You're
not gonna lose it, Like you're not

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gonna open a pack and go,
here's the rare and it's an Ian Malcolm,

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Yes, because it's its own slot. So you're gonna get like the

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slot you don't give a shit about
you can give to your friend who likes

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Juraskic Park and move on with your
life. Correct, And that's pretty cool.

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Yeah, that's pretty easy. It's
pretty easy. Let's flip over some

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cards because we're gonna talk about the
Lord of the Rings holiday thing. We've

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got some uh some some manacrypts to
talk about. Sot's let's flip over and

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show those off. Okay, okay, so we're gonna talk about manicrypt real

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quick. We mentioned it before the
break, and now we're back. There

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are let's count one, two,
three, four, five, six,

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seven maniccrypts. And I assume there's
going to be a regular art. If

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this the first one here is not
regular art based on the Cavern of Souls,

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which we're gonna talk about in a
minute, I would think that there

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will also be a air quotes regular
art maniccrypt as well. Okay, Now,

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the reason I think we have so
many is there's one for white,

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blue, black, red, and
green, and it looks like there's another

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one with a red pin stripe border
that has a different art, and there's

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also one with a regular pin stripe
border that has what is maybe the original

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art. Maybe we'll see another one
still don't know, so maybe the maybe

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original art or maybe that's the artifact
one, and then the one with the

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red pinstriping and the yellow art in
the green face. Maybe that one is

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the multi colored one. Perhaps maybe
Oh yeah, yeah, that okay,

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I'll buy that. Now, if
you're not watching on YouTube, which you

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should be, which you should be, Oh, Joe, couldn't turn your

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green there, you could turn the
whole screen green, baby, if you're

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not watching, These look like a
classic Mesoamerican or as tech kind of mask

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or some kind of motif that would
be on this carved into stone or something.

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Right, it looks like the mask
on the Panini that the dude and

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saw ten got his head caught in. Gross. Yeah, well, if

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you're familiar with that, yes,
that's what I guess it looks like.

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Now there's a whole bunch of them, and there's a whole bunch of cavern

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of souls. We've been on record
in the past saying that we don't like

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this because there was that one Jase
from like Likeefrey Teffrey thirty different versions of

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yeah, and then they were all
just different versions of the same kind of

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video that they just freeze framed yea
and made art from Now this is a

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little bit different in that, Yes, they're the same art with just different

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colors, Like somebody just messed with
the huge slider and photoshop and made air

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quotes different art. Yeah, but
Manacrypt is like sixty two hundred dollars.

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Cavern of Souls is just as much, if not more. It's seventy to

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one hundred, depending on how you
how you're cutting it, because we have

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different arts for those cards, those
maybe three digit Canadian dollars cards in price.

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I apiate it more this time because
they're going to show up maybe at

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a higher clip. Do you I
remember the last time they did this where

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they did all the different colors and
like they got progressively rarer based on the

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color. I don't know if they're
doing that this time. I don't think

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so, because they're doing one for
each color of magic. Cavern of Souls

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can go in one of any color
of deck, so can Manic crypt I

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like these two card choices in particular
because you can run them in casual Commander

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Rule zero. You're Manic crypt In
and say I'm playing fast MANA and it's

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on theme and blah blah, blah, right, And Cavern of Souls goes

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in like basically any creature deck or
any deck where you have a commander that

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you don't want to get countered,
right, it goes in any eh deck

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that has a commander. Hey,
that's that's lots of well, that's most

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of them. Hey, holy some
have two commanders that have the same creature

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type. It's holy crap. So
I like these two card choices. I'm

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reasonably sure sure, because they're different
cards, and they have different collector numbers

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sort of there's like ABCD whatever on
the on the collector number, they can

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show up like the black Mancrypt and
the Green Mancrypt for example, can show

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up bang bang in the two slots
that these cards come in in a collector

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pack. Here's what I'm noticing.
So I'm just noticing this. They have

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different set symbols, they do.
Yes, the Cavern of Souls and the

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Manacrypt and the Indominus Rex Alpha all
have different set symbols. Yes, the

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Indominus Rex is a different set symbol
because it's like it's a secret layer or

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sorry, a universe is beyond products. It's Jurassic Parks. That makes sense.

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Yes, the Cavern of Souls has
the same set symbol as the regular

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cards from the set that I can
look at here the excell On set,

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and then the Mancrypt has its own
different one. Yes, it is the

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same as the Lord of Atlantis that
was also spoiled, which tells me maybe

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this is a what he calls it, like the mystical archive enchanting tails gimmick.

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You are correct, they're doing both
at once both. This is what

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Scryfall is calling special guests. And
oh these are neon ink, so maybe

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these are gonna be like crazy expensive
and everything that I said is just gone

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down the toilet. Yeah, that
they could be. Yeah, I'm hoping

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they're not, because I really like
that yellow one for obvious reasons. Yellow

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is my favorite color, so I
want the yellow one. So we'll see.

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I'm hoping that they show up at
a rate where I can maybe get

403
00:28:36.799 --> 00:28:41.039
them, But if they don't,
that's fine because maybe they'll bring down regular

404
00:28:41.039 --> 00:28:44.720
manages. Okay, well, okay, the first one is nonfoil and foil

405
00:28:44.880 --> 00:28:48.400
like, that's the colorless border one. Okay, great, that'll show up

406
00:28:48.440 --> 00:28:51.720
where it shows up in collector packs, right, And I'm happy that there's

407
00:28:51.799 --> 00:28:55.480
more of them anytime. You can
print more manocrypts is good for the whales

408
00:28:56.200 --> 00:29:00.799
you get neon ink manocrypts, and
for the people who care about packs having

409
00:29:02.319 --> 00:29:08.000
high dollar, high variants collectible collectibility. Yep, you still get what you

410
00:29:08.039 --> 00:29:11.720
want too. So everything that I
said a couple of minutes ago still holds

411
00:29:11.720 --> 00:29:17.039
true. Yep, we get more
manocrypts, and we still get rare pimp

412
00:29:17.279 --> 00:29:21.119
flex on nube manocrypts. And the
same is true with Cavern of Souls,

413
00:29:21.559 --> 00:29:26.759
and they both are commander both casual
and CEDH staples. Can I say in

414
00:29:26.880 --> 00:29:30.839
any other way how much I like
this now? No, because you've said

415
00:29:30.839 --> 00:29:33.400
that perfectly well, these these are
a great idea. I agree with everything

416
00:29:33.400 --> 00:29:37.759
you said, and anybody that does
usually we're doing that, can shut up

417
00:29:37.599 --> 00:29:41.799
because this is good. Can you
say it any more straightforward? No?

418
00:29:41.839 --> 00:29:47.559
I cannot. The only thing that
I don't think it'll happen because they're mythics,

419
00:29:48.359 --> 00:29:51.319
is you know when you open collector
packs and you've done it where you

420
00:29:51.359 --> 00:29:55.680
open up two of the same card
bang bang, oh man like card foil

421
00:29:55.799 --> 00:29:59.759
version of card showcase or showcase,
and then showcase foil of the same card

422
00:29:59.759 --> 00:30:02.920
bang bang bang. That's not gonna
happen with cavern of Souls, though it

423
00:30:02.960 --> 00:30:07.759
could because there's ten freakies other there's
the there's the Neon inc ones of each

424
00:30:07.839 --> 00:30:15.279
color, the regular one in the
Neon ink art, then there's the regular

425
00:30:15.359 --> 00:30:18.279
one regular one foil, and you
get the box topper Lord of the Rings

426
00:30:18.759 --> 00:30:25.559
re skinned Caverns of Souls that come
in nonfoil I think from the old boxes,

427
00:30:25.920 --> 00:30:30.359
foil box toppers from the original boxes, and then you get serialized versions

428
00:30:30.359 --> 00:30:34.920
in collector packs all Cavernous Souls.
There's like freaking twelve different Kaverna soles in

429
00:30:34.960 --> 00:30:37.640
the last calendar year that you could
open up. It's pretty good, and

430
00:30:37.680 --> 00:30:41.200
you can still open them if you
go to your lgs and buy some packs,

431
00:30:41.240 --> 00:30:44.200
which is they're still out there to
be opened. Let's move on.

432
00:30:44.400 --> 00:30:45.799
We talked about a little bit of
draft Spark, a little bit of Ixilon.

433
00:30:45.960 --> 00:30:51.200
I want to talk about and I've
touched on the I've criticized this a

434
00:30:51.200 --> 00:30:53.279
little bit on Commander had Populum,
but I want to go for it here

435
00:30:53.359 --> 00:30:56.960
too. Oh, I'm going to
hit it with the criticism of all criticisms.

436
00:30:56.960 --> 00:31:02.319
Baby the Lord of the Rings Holiday
Edition. Mm hmmm. Frames,

437
00:31:03.839 --> 00:31:07.480
tell me what you think. I
think they're ugly as hell. I think

438
00:31:07.480 --> 00:31:11.079
that big black stripe on the side
looks stupid, and I think whoever approved

439
00:31:11.119 --> 00:31:15.720
that should be fired it is.
They should lose their job. It's a

440
00:31:15.720 --> 00:31:18.200
bad look. Their job should be
given to somebody who's better at it than

441
00:31:18.200 --> 00:31:21.720
they are. You know what,
I don't mind the solid black on the

442
00:31:21.799 --> 00:31:23.640
edges. I think it frames the
art nice. It looks three deep.

443
00:31:25.119 --> 00:31:27.680
But why not put just a pin
line down there, like even a scrolly

444
00:31:27.720 --> 00:31:33.400
pin line, like the like the
l Drain showcase cards. Yeah, like

445
00:31:33.480 --> 00:31:37.039
that's what those sort of look like. Why don't have the art just go

446
00:31:37.039 --> 00:31:40.319
to the edge of the cart?
Also? Yes, why why have an

447
00:31:40.359 --> 00:31:45.359
obvious blank space there? I don't
know, stupid, I don't know,

448
00:31:45.880 --> 00:31:51.960
it's dumb. Moving on from that, I like the scrolly thing. I

449
00:31:52.039 --> 00:31:56.000
like it look it looks old and
high fantasy. Sure, but I can't

450
00:31:56.000 --> 00:32:00.200
get past the black frames. I
got some question for you. I'm hit

451
00:32:00.200 --> 00:32:01.000
you with my thing first, I'll
go hitch with it. Sure. So

452
00:32:01.400 --> 00:32:05.079
this is the second edition of the
Lord of the Rings thing. Yes,

453
00:32:05.119 --> 00:32:08.799
there's new cards bought. All the
big pimp high end super duper collectibles from

454
00:32:08.799 --> 00:32:13.640
the first one, the one ring
serialized foil salt. Yeah, all that

455
00:32:13.680 --> 00:32:16.240
stuff gone. Yes, So this
is like the shall we call it the

456
00:32:16.920 --> 00:32:22.200
revised Lord of the Rings. This
is remarkably close to what I was going

457
00:32:22.240 --> 00:32:27.440
to ask you, because this is
essentially putting a fucking white border on these

458
00:32:27.480 --> 00:32:34.720
cards, except it's black. Yeah, right, Like that's the first thing

459
00:32:34.759 --> 00:32:38.119
I thought. Oh, they're re
releasing the set with fewer high dollar cards

460
00:32:38.160 --> 00:32:43.359
in it. This is the new
white border. They're testing to see if

461
00:32:43.359 --> 00:32:45.480
people will just deal with white border
again. That's what this is to me,

462
00:32:45.799 --> 00:32:51.160
and I don't like it. That's
remarkably close to what I was gonna

463
00:32:51.160 --> 00:32:53.200
ask you. It's funny we hit
on the same thing. Is this gonna

464
00:32:53.200 --> 00:32:57.039
be a product that sells? Is
this going to be a thing that people

465
00:32:57.240 --> 00:33:01.200
are interested in having? Like we
talked about collecting Lord of the Rings lots,

466
00:33:01.240 --> 00:33:05.839
and we talk about collect what you
want and maybe get all the lands

467
00:33:05.920 --> 00:33:07.559
or all the mythics, whatever it
is. Right, I went after the

468
00:33:07.839 --> 00:33:15.160
entire set, like the lands and
the tokens, and the regular and showcase

469
00:33:15.200 --> 00:33:20.079
frames or the regular and extended art
frames of the same card. Like some

470
00:33:20.119 --> 00:33:23.480
card I owned three or four of
the same card different treatments. These I'm

471
00:33:23.480 --> 00:33:29.319
not gonna go after. I think
they're the same cards. Here's the thing

472
00:33:29.359 --> 00:33:30.880
that is kind of hitting me.
When I heard that they were gonna redo

473
00:33:30.920 --> 00:33:34.880
Lord of the Rings, I thought
that this is this is great because the

474
00:33:34.920 --> 00:33:38.240
prices are pretty high on them,
and the single prices are are elevated,

475
00:33:38.359 --> 00:33:42.920
elevated because they were, you know, an expensive pack and sought after product.

476
00:33:42.960 --> 00:33:45.319
Yeah, all the reasons that they're
they're worth a little bit more money.

477
00:33:45.559 --> 00:33:46.880
And then I hear they're gonna reprint
them, and I thought, this

478
00:33:47.000 --> 00:33:52.000
is great. They're gonna do it
again, but with fewer Like there's no

479
00:33:52.079 --> 00:33:53.440
one ring, there's no sel rings
like we talked about a second ago.

480
00:33:53.799 --> 00:33:57.359
So maybe these ones will be a
little bit less. So people who just

481
00:33:57.640 --> 00:34:01.200
need that last Nasghul y can pick
it up and and here we are,

482
00:34:01.279 --> 00:34:07.960
and now you can't. You can, but you're not gonna wanna do that,

483
00:34:07.960 --> 00:34:09.760
because if you're one of those people
that's trying to do the complete set

484
00:34:09.800 --> 00:34:14.599
of the nine Nasgul, you don't
want one of them to have a scroll

485
00:34:14.719 --> 00:34:17.599
border. Yeah, that's like playing
a set of lightning bolts in your legacy

486
00:34:17.639 --> 00:34:21.880
deck and one of them has a
white border. It's gonna look terrible.

487
00:34:21.920 --> 00:34:24.559
It's gonna look different now. And
if you're filling out your full set of

488
00:34:24.559 --> 00:34:29.039
Lord of the Rings and you're missing
let's say a sam or an oath of

489
00:34:29.360 --> 00:34:31.559
ural ah Man, I missed them
in Lord of the Rings. Now those

490
00:34:31.639 --> 00:34:37.079
ones that were printed before they're gone. Now they're not available anymore because now

491
00:34:37.119 --> 00:34:39.639
these are the ones that you're printing. So when you're going through your binder

492
00:34:39.639 --> 00:34:43.840
you're full set, you're gonna see
the ones that you missed the first time

493
00:34:44.039 --> 00:34:46.079
and had to pick up in the
loser reprint. Yeah, and you know

494
00:34:46.119 --> 00:34:50.239
what, they have a different collector
number two, so it's like they don't

495
00:34:50.239 --> 00:34:54.320
even fit in in collector number order. Just to clarify, there is new

496
00:34:54.440 --> 00:35:00.679
Nasgul like it's the same card with
new art. There is a one ring,

497
00:35:01.400 --> 00:35:07.360
same card, new sorry, new
frame frame frame, same art,

498
00:35:07.599 --> 00:35:10.199
new frame. There is a one
ring. There's no one of one the

499
00:35:10.239 --> 00:35:15.760
one of one ring to promotional sell
a million packs in one day ring.

500
00:35:15.960 --> 00:35:22.000
Correct. There are no serialized reskins
of Soul ring in this product. Yes,

501
00:35:22.039 --> 00:35:25.440
there are serialized reskins of some lands
that are they're there. Those are

502
00:35:25.440 --> 00:35:30.519
there, But the I think the
big selling points from the initial run of

503
00:35:30.559 --> 00:35:34.679
Lord of the Rings are not present
here. Now I want to get into

504
00:35:34.679 --> 00:35:39.719
something with you because me, hey, go to scroll down to the bottom.

505
00:35:39.760 --> 00:35:46.079
I shan'n't. I want to talk
about the secret Layer, I guess,

506
00:35:46.239 --> 00:35:53.039
or the weird art, the the
like the the sixties concert poster treatments

507
00:35:53.159 --> 00:35:57.239
not my thing, not your thing, not my thing. Are there any

508
00:35:57.400 --> 00:36:01.239
that you would play in noorin because
I look like a concert poster for a

509
00:36:01.320 --> 00:36:07.440
led Zeppelin concert instead of instead of
like a magic card? And there is

510
00:36:07.480 --> 00:36:13.679
a one ring in there that you
could play in Norn and it would make

511
00:36:13.719 --> 00:36:16.440
your deck better if I had one. I if I open one, I

512
00:36:16.440 --> 00:36:20.639
will play it in Norn. I'm
not gonna seek it out because that's gonna

513
00:36:20.679 --> 00:36:24.039
be an expensive ass foil. Oh
yeah, and it's double rainbow foil.

514
00:36:24.119 --> 00:36:29.920
Hey. Yeah, there's a Dawn
of the New Age. There's a Gandalf

515
00:36:29.960 --> 00:36:35.039
the White Storm of Saramon watcher in
the water, which I like with his

516
00:36:35.159 --> 00:36:39.679
big stupid eyeballs. There's a shadow
of the Enemy. These are all concert

517
00:36:39.679 --> 00:36:43.880
posters, right which King of Angmoor? I do play that? So again,

518
00:36:43.920 --> 00:36:47.159
if I find one, I'll play
it. But Hugh, the ent

519
00:36:47.280 --> 00:36:53.800
Wood, Spiteful Banditry, Last of
Last March of the Ents, Radagas,

520
00:36:53.920 --> 00:37:01.800
the Brown Erragorn, the uniter a
Owen or Arwen Arwin. We can't even

521
00:37:01.840 --> 00:37:05.480
read, can't even read that.
You know all the cards, you know

522
00:37:05.519 --> 00:37:07.679
what card this is, and you
can't even say what card it is?

523
00:37:07.760 --> 00:37:13.079
Like that's the I appreciate the artistry
of them, but I think overall,

524
00:37:13.119 --> 00:37:16.360
like these cards have too many words
on them to be this difficult to read.

525
00:37:16.760 --> 00:37:21.800
Man. This is the This is
the modern day equivalent of the no

526
00:37:22.039 --> 00:37:28.159
text cryptic command. Oh that's a
good take. Where you a cryptic command?

527
00:37:28.280 --> 00:37:30.199
Oh what does that do? Well? It draws me a card,

528
00:37:30.280 --> 00:37:32.559
encounters or spell what? No it
doesn't. No, it taps all your

529
00:37:32.599 --> 00:37:35.920
dudes and draws me a card.
No, no, no it doesn't.

530
00:37:36.159 --> 00:37:38.519
No card does that? This one
does well? This one just you got

531
00:37:38.519 --> 00:37:40.880
to look it up, right.
But like when you look at the Witch

532
00:37:40.920 --> 00:37:44.360
King of Angmer, like, you
couldn't even show that to somebody and have

533
00:37:44.440 --> 00:37:46.519
them figure out what the hell that
does. Look at the tom Bombadill text.

534
00:37:46.679 --> 00:37:52.119
It's like size point one font,
the anduro font, the glamdring one

535
00:37:52.199 --> 00:37:55.840
looks cool wats them look cool,
They're super cool. I want the poster

536
00:37:55.920 --> 00:38:00.840
of Sour on the Dark Lord.
That's a cool one that is neat that

537
00:38:00.079 --> 00:38:04.280
like, they look good, like
if you had a concert poster of these

538
00:38:04.320 --> 00:38:07.719
hanging in studio CEO, or if
if anybody wanted to, I don't know,

539
00:38:07.880 --> 00:38:12.079
send them and we'll put them in
like the you know wherever to hang

540
00:38:12.119 --> 00:38:14.559
them up behind us. If I
had a dollar for everybody that said,

541
00:38:14.599 --> 00:38:16.199
oh, look there's a mountain for
you. Brand don't know. That's Mount

542
00:38:16.239 --> 00:38:22.159
Doom. Yes, the main thing
on the card is the word mount Doom

543
00:38:22.199 --> 00:38:27.000
and it does kind of look like
mountain mount to oom, right Like,

544
00:38:27.840 --> 00:38:32.639
so I think that they're neat,
they're they're cool, but they're not for

545
00:38:34.559 --> 00:38:37.519
these are not my thing. I
think that many people are gonna say that.

546
00:38:38.760 --> 00:38:42.920
I think if you crack one of
these in double Rainbow foil, you

547
00:38:43.039 --> 00:38:45.320
immediately put a sleeve on it and
oh yeah, sell it or get it

548
00:38:45.360 --> 00:38:50.280
graded, because these suckers, like
the one ring, the one ring in

549
00:38:50.400 --> 00:38:54.920
double Rainbow foil is going to be
ridiculously expensive. Oh yeah, it's it's

550
00:38:54.960 --> 00:39:00.000
going to be obscene and man to
get to get one of those puppies,

551
00:39:00.079 --> 00:39:04.679
graded like higher than nine nine or
higher, and turn around and sell it

552
00:39:04.719 --> 00:39:07.639
for like a thousand dollars or more. You're in good shit. That's gonna

553
00:39:07.639 --> 00:39:10.880
be cool. Who these are going
to be for, I think is is

554
00:39:10.960 --> 00:39:15.079
people who already play Tom Bombadil and
know exactly what he does and want the

555
00:39:15.320 --> 00:39:20.719
the fully pimped Tom Bombadil deck.
Right Like, if there was a Noran

556
00:39:20.840 --> 00:39:25.480
Reeskin and and he looked like one
of these, it's the not magic cardist

557
00:39:25.519 --> 00:39:29.920
looking Noran that you could get.
And I would if there was an animar

558
00:39:30.039 --> 00:39:32.400
one Reeskin frick as soon as it's
available, I have it, right,

559
00:39:34.360 --> 00:39:36.880
I mean I would. I would. I would mug people for it.

560
00:39:36.960 --> 00:39:39.559
I love the artistry and wish that
I could alter magic cards like this.

561
00:39:39.800 --> 00:39:44.840
You can every Thursday on our Facebook
page. You can see I probably could,

562
00:39:44.840 --> 00:39:49.280
but man alive to do it.
To do art like that that small,

563
00:39:50.159 --> 00:39:52.440
that'd be challenging but cool stuff.
Well, then again, they didn't

564
00:39:52.440 --> 00:39:55.519
do it that's small either. They
exactly they did it big. Let's talk

565
00:39:55.519 --> 00:39:59.559
about the scene cards. Scene cards. These are the new cards that come

566
00:39:59.599 --> 00:40:02.920
out in the Lord of the Rings. It's not just a reprint set that

567
00:40:04.000 --> 00:40:07.199
had to throw in some new cards
for people like you who already have the

568
00:40:07.239 --> 00:40:09.800
full set, and they want you
to spend more money. I was just

569
00:40:09.840 --> 00:40:14.360
gonna say, I have more money
in my wallet and I just hate owning

570
00:40:14.480 --> 00:40:17.559
money, and they just they want
it, they want it. That's that's

571
00:40:17.599 --> 00:40:22.119
the joke. Now these I think
you buy these by themselves, like you

572
00:40:22.480 --> 00:40:29.400
buy this, like you buy this
Aragorn Hornberg Hero. And can I just

573
00:40:29.440 --> 00:40:32.519
say that any card from the Lord
of the Rings set that has alliteration in

574
00:40:32.599 --> 00:40:37.400
its name, I am just rock
hard for it. Because Tolkien was an

575
00:40:37.480 --> 00:40:42.159
a literist, Like that's what he
did. He translated and wrote poems in

576
00:40:42.239 --> 00:40:47.960
a literative verse. So let's give
Aragorn Hornberg Hero a freed but he's a

577
00:40:47.960 --> 00:40:52.920
four to four for Naya and one
human soldier. Attacking creatures you control with

578
00:40:52.719 --> 00:40:57.039
wait on, let me try that
again. Attacking creatures you control have first

579
00:40:57.079 --> 00:41:00.880
strike and renown one. I don't
care what renowned does. Whenever a renowned

580
00:41:00.880 --> 00:41:04.800
creature you control those combat damage to
a player, double the number of plus

581
00:41:04.800 --> 00:41:07.519
one plus one counters on it,
yes to become renowned. It's like a

582
00:41:07.519 --> 00:41:12.760
triggered ability. When a creature with
renowned one deals damage to a player,

583
00:41:13.239 --> 00:41:16.360
it gets a plus one counter on
it and is now renowned, which means

584
00:41:16.360 --> 00:41:21.440
it will not become renowned again.
Correct, But with Aragorn they will continue

585
00:41:21.519 --> 00:41:27.199
to renown themselves. Oh man,
I love renounding myself and over, sometimes

586
00:41:27.199 --> 00:41:30.960
twice in a row, double ing
the counters on myself. That's pretty good.

587
00:41:31.239 --> 00:41:35.199
That's a fine card. You build
around that with all of the cards

588
00:41:35.199 --> 00:41:39.000
that we're going to talk about and
do real Narsil reforged. This is one

589
00:41:39.000 --> 00:41:42.239
of those cards where if you don't
know Lord of the Rings, that just

590
00:41:42.440 --> 00:41:45.599
is gibberish. Like when I read
a Warhammer forty K card, I just

591
00:41:45.639 --> 00:41:47.679
have no idea what that is?
What does that even? Is that?

592
00:41:47.800 --> 00:41:51.400
The sword? Is that his hand? You have to look at the picture

593
00:41:51.519 --> 00:41:53.920
to know what the hell they're talking
about. So this is an equipment for

594
00:41:53.960 --> 00:41:59.800
two and equips for three legendary.
It's got a send. So if ten

595
00:42:00.000 --> 00:42:04.000
emanents you ascend, Yes, whenever
equip creature attacks, put a plus one

596
00:42:04.039 --> 00:42:07.239
plus one counter on each creature you
control. If you have the city's blessing,

597
00:42:07.679 --> 00:42:12.840
aka, you've ascended. It's just
stupid everything. Hey, why doesn't

598
00:42:12.840 --> 00:42:17.199
it just say if you've ascended,
put two counters on each creature instead,

599
00:42:17.480 --> 00:42:22.599
it kind of gives me a blade
of the butt cheek. Yeah, es,

600
00:42:22.639 --> 00:42:27.960
but for everybody, and for very
little work. It's so easy to

601
00:42:28.000 --> 00:42:30.280
ascend in eh, it doesn't even
make sense. This card. Might as

602
00:42:30.280 --> 00:42:34.639
well just say whenever this creature attacks
makes your team faking big, you might

603
00:42:34.679 --> 00:42:37.719
as well just say that. That's
a that's pretty good card. It's a

604
00:42:37.719 --> 00:42:38.840
good card. That's a good card, very good card. I don't think

605
00:42:38.880 --> 00:42:44.639
it's as good as this card,
though, Lego this as quick reflexes,

606
00:42:44.760 --> 00:42:46.840
Dude, this card is going to
lead to more blowouts than any fricking card

607
00:42:46.880 --> 00:42:53.079
in this set. Green instant split
second meaning it's gonna happen untapped target creature

608
00:42:53.159 --> 00:42:57.480
until end of turn against hex Proof
Reach, and whenever this creature becomes tapped,

609
00:42:57.519 --> 00:43:00.400
it deals damage equal to its power
to up to one target. Creach

610
00:43:01.360 --> 00:43:05.159
Man. It's pretty good. I
can attack and then untap my own guy.

611
00:43:05.639 --> 00:43:09.639
I can untap my own guy and
block. I can use an ability,

612
00:43:09.800 --> 00:43:15.280
untap, use that ability again and
deal damage. This card freaking is

613
00:43:15.400 --> 00:43:17.280
It slaps and it's got split second, so you can't even do anything about

614
00:43:17.320 --> 00:43:21.039
it. It's very good. Well, this is on the stack. Nothing

615
00:43:21.079 --> 00:43:23.360
else goes on the stack until this
is off the stack. Yeah, it's

616
00:43:23.440 --> 00:43:28.159
freaking good ass card right there.
Then we go on to not a very

617
00:43:28.199 --> 00:43:31.039
good ass card, and Gimli's reckless
might is an enchantment for red three gives

618
00:43:31.079 --> 00:43:35.840
your creature's haste. That's good,
yes, as formidable whenever you attack,

619
00:43:35.880 --> 00:43:38.760
if creatures you control have total power
eight or more, targ attacking creature you

620
00:43:38.800 --> 00:43:43.800
control fights up to one creature you
don't control. I don't think that's very

621
00:43:43.880 --> 00:43:46.360
good. Ah, it's fine,
yeah, Why why not one guy gets

622
00:43:46.360 --> 00:43:50.880
like double strike? Oh that'd be
better. What do all your guys get

623
00:43:50.880 --> 00:43:54.239
double strike? Oh? Now we're
talking, yeah, right, like haste

624
00:43:54.280 --> 00:44:00.400
and double strike though, ooh maybe
not. Well, you already have guy's

625
00:44:00.480 --> 00:44:04.679
power eight or greater. You're probably
stomping somebody's face in any way, I

626
00:44:04.719 --> 00:44:07.559
suppose, right, Yeah, come
on, you gave legless an Arragorn a

627
00:44:07.599 --> 00:44:12.639
good car. Then Gimli just got
the short end. O. That's why

628
00:44:12.679 --> 00:44:16.920
they did it. He's short,
short, bunch of asshole. That's just

629
00:44:17.280 --> 00:44:21.519
all that. That's real, harsh
Watzi, come on, come on,

630
00:44:21.639 --> 00:44:23.519
you can do better a bunch of
bullies. I'm not mad, I'm just

631
00:44:23.599 --> 00:44:30.760
disappointed. That's right. I'm disappointed. Papa Ryan's Madrick Geez, go to

632
00:44:30.800 --> 00:44:32.719
your room and think about what you've
done. Watzi know what else they've done.

633
00:44:34.079 --> 00:44:37.519
They've unleashed Eyesngard. Oh is this
one good? Uh? Probably not?

634
00:44:37.960 --> 00:44:39.480
Actually, this one's good. I
remember reading this one and telling Rebecca

635
00:44:39.519 --> 00:44:42.760
that it's good, and she didn't
care because she doesn't play mad. I'll

636
00:44:42.800 --> 00:44:45.320
be the judge Red Red Red two
sorcery damage can't be prevented this turn.

637
00:44:45.360 --> 00:44:49.119
That sounds pretty good. If a
source you control would deal damage this turn

638
00:44:49.159 --> 00:44:52.440
to an opponent or a permanent opponent
controls, it deals triple that damage instead.

639
00:44:52.639 --> 00:44:57.519
So that's a one turn triple damager. But and it flashes back for

640
00:44:57.599 --> 00:45:00.840
Red Red Red seven. So if
you've got lots of man and you cast

641
00:45:00.880 --> 00:45:05.280
this and then you flash it back, do triple and then triple again.

642
00:45:05.440 --> 00:45:14.800
Yes, if you have twelve manna
and dudes that attack, I guess you

643
00:45:14.840 --> 00:45:19.840
could do lots of damage. Is
this just? What's what's the ritual?

644
00:45:20.400 --> 00:45:25.400
Mana equal to tap lands your ponents
control. It's on the Manaflair. Man

645
00:45:25.639 --> 00:45:30.000
If you go Maniflair and then Eisngard
unleashed, I win is that just a

646
00:45:30.039 --> 00:45:35.760
combo if you have dudes, because
you only need one guy, well you

647
00:45:35.960 --> 00:45:38.960
got to hit everybody. I need
three guys and they need no blocks.

648
00:45:40.000 --> 00:45:43.920
Shut up. I thought you'd like
this card, you and Mac. I

649
00:45:43.920 --> 00:45:47.079
thought you'd just be rock hard for
this card. I actually don't usually like

650
00:45:47.159 --> 00:45:52.320
cards like this because there's such an
investment to play that you're out of resources

651
00:45:52.559 --> 00:45:57.239
to do whatever you're going to do
next. You got to have the board,

652
00:45:57.400 --> 00:45:59.679
and then this is kind of like
the win con. This kind of

653
00:45:59.719 --> 00:46:02.360
feels like insurrection, like stuff has
to be happening. But this is like

654
00:46:02.360 --> 00:46:05.960
a this is a win more card
to me because the odds are if I'm

655
00:46:06.000 --> 00:46:08.320
in a situation where I can just
pound somebody into the floor by doing triple

656
00:46:08.400 --> 00:46:12.800
damage, I can probably pound them
into the door, the floor doing regular

657
00:46:12.840 --> 00:46:15.480
deck, the floor and the door. Yes, I could play seven Manna

658
00:46:15.599 --> 00:46:20.800
instead and give all my dudes double
strike and take an extra combat instead of

659
00:46:20.840 --> 00:46:24.039
doing this probably quadruple damage. Probably
you don't need to cast it then flash

660
00:46:24.119 --> 00:46:30.880
it back. Probably you just win
by paying five yeah with the team Yeah

661
00:46:31.000 --> 00:46:34.719
right, And I think that that
still makes it a really good card.

662
00:46:34.880 --> 00:46:37.440
It's a fine card. I just
it's not pumping my nads as I like

663
00:46:37.480 --> 00:46:42.079
to say. I wonder what the
math is on how much damage Mac is

664
00:46:42.119 --> 00:46:45.079
gonna do in his Jessica's Balls deck, because you know he's gonna triple damage

665
00:46:45.079 --> 00:46:49.320
with Jessica and then he's gonna triple
damage with this, and then he's gonna

666
00:46:49.320 --> 00:46:52.559
flash it back. You know that
that's gonna happen, and the damage output

667
00:46:52.599 --> 00:46:55.800
is gonna be like seventeen trillion.
Well one would be turned to three,

668
00:46:55.880 --> 00:47:00.519
turn to nine, turn to twenty
seven, so every one would he twenty

669
00:47:00.559 --> 00:47:07.239
seven and he's gonna do like forty
times twenty seven, whatever that number's I'm

670
00:47:07.400 --> 00:47:09.599
I'm just throwing numbers out there,
and it's gonna be fun. Row herem

671
00:47:10.159 --> 00:47:14.800
Chargers. Okay, okay, this
is this when they blow the horn and

672
00:47:14.840 --> 00:47:16.800
they run out of Helm's Deep and
they're running them all down on the bridge.

673
00:47:16.840 --> 00:47:20.280
Yeah. And if you look real
close in the movie, you can

674
00:47:20.320 --> 00:47:22.519
actually see Arwin in there because they
forgot to take that scene out from when

675
00:47:22.559 --> 00:47:25.599
she was gonna actually be at Helms
Deep. That's fricking real. Yeah.

676
00:47:25.719 --> 00:47:29.880
Okay, so check this out.
This is where HEREM Chargers White Red two,

677
00:47:30.280 --> 00:47:35.679
Human Night four to four, you
may exert row hear them chargers as

678
00:47:35.719 --> 00:47:37.400
it attacks that I'm just tired and
one on attack. It's like it's putting

679
00:47:37.400 --> 00:47:40.199
a stun counter on it. There
we go. I suppose it's like making

680
00:47:40.239 --> 00:47:44.800
an attack extra hard. Yeah,
yeah, so you extra hard attack when

681
00:47:44.840 --> 00:47:47.679
you exert a creature, reveal cards
from the top of your library until you

682
00:47:47.760 --> 00:47:52.800
reveal an equipment card. Put that
card onto the battlefield attached to that creature,

683
00:47:53.119 --> 00:47:55.599
then put the rest of them the
bottom of your library in any order,

684
00:47:55.639 --> 00:47:59.760
so it kind of cascades into an
equipment. Do you play this in

685
00:47:59.760 --> 00:48:05.719
the we only play one equipment,
Yes, and it's Behemoth's sledge or the

686
00:48:06.000 --> 00:48:07.519
big one that gives plus ten plus
ten. And you have an infector that

687
00:48:07.559 --> 00:48:12.760
you exert. Yeah, yes,
well you can't exert. There's no infectors

688
00:48:12.760 --> 00:48:16.519
that exert. You have to play
shitty creatures to make this good. You

689
00:48:16.559 --> 00:48:21.679
speak in my language, because all
the creatures with exert are not They're not

690
00:48:21.760 --> 00:48:24.000
terrible. There's one that gives you
an extra combat combat celebrant is a good

691
00:48:24.000 --> 00:48:27.920
one. Good one. There's a
there's one that's a removal spell. That

692
00:48:27.960 --> 00:48:30.880
one's not too bad at four.
As a creature is there things that let

693
00:48:30.960 --> 00:48:36.360
you exert where the card otherwise doesn't
have it? No, No, not

694
00:48:36.440 --> 00:48:38.239
that I'm aware of. I mean, there might be from ammanket. If

695
00:48:38.280 --> 00:48:40.400
you know it, let us know
in the comments. But I'm not,

696
00:48:40.519 --> 00:48:45.159
off the top of my head aware
of any cards that just give your creatures

697
00:48:45.559 --> 00:48:49.840
exert, because what would the exert
be like put a plus one plus one

698
00:48:49.880 --> 00:48:52.599
counter on it. Nobody's ever gonna
do that. Yeah, well, I

699
00:48:52.599 --> 00:48:55.599
suppose if you can air quotes tutor
for an equipment, maybe you tutor for

700
00:48:55.760 --> 00:48:59.840
like a sun forger, and it's
the only equipment in your deck, then

701
00:48:59.880 --> 00:49:04.960
you tutor for instance and sorceries like
there's in that regard. It feels a

702
00:49:05.000 --> 00:49:08.400
little bit like birthingpod dot creature.
Find the thing that tutors for more things

703
00:49:08.440 --> 00:49:13.320
and you just do go through the
chain. It's probably fine, it's probably

704
00:49:13.360 --> 00:49:15.199
al right, Although then you're cut
off from playing other equipment in your deck,

705
00:49:15.480 --> 00:49:20.360
I suppose, and it's a human
night that just gives you card advantage.

706
00:49:20.360 --> 00:49:23.679
Maybe you slot this directly into your
aoin pre con deck. If you're

707
00:49:23.679 --> 00:49:27.679
looking to upgrade, probably that's what
you do. Let's be one of the

708
00:49:27.719 --> 00:49:30.639
next scenes that's the Helm's Deep battle
scene, right, is that what that

709
00:49:30.719 --> 00:49:34.960
was? Yes? And then we're
gonna go to This is the Galadriel blows

710
00:49:35.039 --> 00:49:40.639
up Dogldore scene. This is my
favorite scene because the art is absolutely fantastic.

711
00:49:40.639 --> 00:49:45.360
I don't remember Galadriel ever getting into
a fight this. This is at

712
00:49:45.400 --> 00:49:49.119
the end in the appendices of Lord
of the Rings. You mean to tell

713
00:49:49.159 --> 00:49:52.960
me it didn't happen in the movie, correct? So this is fake?

714
00:49:52.920 --> 00:49:57.280
This is from the imagination of Wizards
of the Coast. Fake news, yes,

715
00:49:57.320 --> 00:50:00.400
okay, but it's on the internet, so it's real. Okay,

716
00:50:00.480 --> 00:50:02.719
all right, you'll take that exploient. I'll accept that. Sure. So

717
00:50:02.760 --> 00:50:07.280
the first card in this scene is
Arboreal Alliance, and it makes a big

718
00:50:07.360 --> 00:50:10.960
tree folk and when you attack with
elves, you populate, so you make

719
00:50:12.000 --> 00:50:15.239
another one of those great big tree
folk. That's a fine. Oh it's

720
00:50:15.280 --> 00:50:19.960
an enchantment though, yeah, enters
a battlefield, create an x X big

721
00:50:20.000 --> 00:50:22.159
guy. I actually like cards like
this, like things like gut or grime,

722
00:50:22.280 --> 00:50:27.079
and like an enchantment where you just
have the permanence kind of worthless,

723
00:50:27.119 --> 00:50:29.079
but you can pump a bunch of
man into it to make a thing.

724
00:50:29.159 --> 00:50:31.239
I like stuff like this Yeah,
there's that Nissa that's like that too,

725
00:50:31.320 --> 00:50:36.079
that like matter, like her loyalty
matters. I like stuff like that.

726
00:50:36.199 --> 00:50:39.480
Yes, And for the people who
are unaware of how this works, they

727
00:50:39.599 --> 00:50:45.519
changed the rule around X in the
casting cost and ETB triggers because when this

728
00:50:45.599 --> 00:50:50.360
triggers, X actually equals zero again. But they changed how x's work for

729
00:50:50.440 --> 00:50:53.079
ETB abilities back a couple sets ago
when there was a commander that did this

730
00:50:53.239 --> 00:50:57.599
smart So you get a big guy
and it goes in your elf deck.

731
00:50:58.000 --> 00:51:01.119
So does that mean if you're gonna
use like a like a pernicious deed,

732
00:51:01.840 --> 00:51:07.440
is this two or is it twelve? Two? Okay two? But when

733
00:51:07.440 --> 00:51:09.920
it's triggering, it's when it's on
the stack and you have to counter target

734
00:51:09.920 --> 00:51:15.239
spell with manocost x. But when
it's in play and it's gonna make another

735
00:51:15.280 --> 00:51:17.920
thing, doesn't it, Well,
it doesn't make another thing, doesn't make

736
00:51:17.920 --> 00:51:21.519
another thing that populates. Yeah,
so it looks at the token that you

737
00:51:21.559 --> 00:51:24.159
have now, Yeah, glad real
light of Vallen or. I really like

738
00:51:24.239 --> 00:51:30.519
this art, dude, this art, this card. The thing that this

739
00:51:30.599 --> 00:51:35.679
card cares about. Everything about this
card is the Gladriil that we wanted and

740
00:51:35.880 --> 00:51:40.719
didn't fricking get will let me name
the colors, christen me with Galadriel,

741
00:51:40.880 --> 00:51:44.920
I shall be the judge. It
is a three to three elf noble not

742
00:51:45.079 --> 00:51:50.280
advisor forrick Green, White, blue
two has alliance Whenever another creature enters the

743
00:51:50.280 --> 00:51:53.639
battlefield under your control, choose one
that hasn't been chosen this term. And

744
00:51:53.679 --> 00:51:58.760
can I interrupt you, sir?
Sure? Remember that green, no,

745
00:51:59.079 --> 00:52:02.519
white, and blue really are really
good at blinking, both with spells,

746
00:52:04.039 --> 00:52:07.400
and I don't know creatures that enter
the battlefield. Yeah, okay, so

747
00:52:07.480 --> 00:52:10.920
let's just keep that in mind.
Ability one at green, green, green,

748
00:52:12.000 --> 00:52:15.880
holy shit. Ability to put a
plus one plus one counter on each

749
00:52:15.559 --> 00:52:20.039
creature control, like those those elves
that you played to get green, green,

750
00:52:20.079 --> 00:52:22.559
green, to make more elves than
you. Choose that one last,

751
00:52:22.559 --> 00:52:24.559
so they all get bigger, also
correct, very good, and the last

752
00:52:24.599 --> 00:52:30.280
one is scry to then draw a
card. Holy mother asked. This card

753
00:52:30.320 --> 00:52:35.079
gives me great henge vibes, it
gives me manna, it gives me card

754
00:52:35.119 --> 00:52:37.920
advantage, and it gives me a
way to win the game. Man if

755
00:52:37.960 --> 00:52:45.360
it drew you a card, this
would be better than great hendch Rando read

756
00:52:45.440 --> 00:52:47.039
all the words on the card.
Does it gain your life? It doesn't

757
00:52:47.079 --> 00:52:50.239
gain you life. Doesn't gain your
life, but it does draw you a

758
00:52:50.280 --> 00:52:54.519
card which I would gladly take that
trade after your scry to great hands draws

759
00:52:54.559 --> 00:53:00.840
you card. This card gives me
great henge vibe. It draws you more

760
00:53:00.880 --> 00:53:04.639
than one card. This card is
freaking good. It is a good card.

761
00:53:04.679 --> 00:53:10.480
It's a very good card. Next
one up is rally the Gladrim Galathrium.

762
00:53:10.920 --> 00:53:15.480
There's no in there. Yeah,
but don't give me this DH makes

763
00:53:15.519 --> 00:53:20.639
a sound. D does not make
a sound. It makes a D sound.

764
00:53:20.760 --> 00:53:24.599
Tell them Tell that to the Gaelic
speakers. I can will actually in

765
00:53:24.679 --> 00:53:31.519
Gaelic. It makes a V sound, I think anyways, Galavrim Galaphyrim Galathrium,

766
00:53:31.719 --> 00:53:37.400
Rally of the This is blue green
two sorcery create a token that's a

767
00:53:37.440 --> 00:53:43.440
copy of target creature you control,
and it got conspire, which means as

768
00:53:43.480 --> 00:53:46.039
you cast this spell, you may
tap two untapped creatures you control that share

769
00:53:46.079 --> 00:53:51.800
a color with it. When you
do, you may copy it. I

770
00:53:51.920 --> 00:53:53.800
like that. So it's a clone. I like it. That's a clone

771
00:53:53.800 --> 00:53:58.039
where you tap two guys and clone
two guys double clone, double clone,

772
00:53:58.639 --> 00:54:01.280
or for and tap two if I
find one of these, I will probably

773
00:54:01.360 --> 00:54:05.559
put it into my animal deck.
This goes in your animal deck. Yes,

774
00:54:05.599 --> 00:54:07.079
this is very good. I can
clone clones with clones, and I

775
00:54:07.159 --> 00:54:12.480
like that I can clone the clones. Oh yeah, there's so many clones

776
00:54:12.519 --> 00:54:15.920
I could use in a sentence because
I'm using two clones to clone the spell

777
00:54:15.960 --> 00:54:20.239
that clones a clone. Yeah,
baby, you're cloning the spell that clones

778
00:54:20.239 --> 00:54:22.480
a clone. Yes, man,
clone, clone clone. That's right.

779
00:54:22.519 --> 00:54:25.280
I like that a lot. Like
the word clone has lost all meaning.

780
00:54:25.760 --> 00:54:30.880
Next card. Oh, that's like
double clone seption because the clone isn't it's

781
00:54:30.920 --> 00:54:37.840
not even a thing until it clones
something. That's right. That's why I

782
00:54:37.960 --> 00:54:44.159
like them, all right, Galadriels
dismissal the spell. Oh yeah, those

783
00:54:44.280 --> 00:54:46.400
orcs are having a bad day.
That's it's white and an instant. I

784
00:54:46.440 --> 00:54:49.239
don't even know what it does,
but i'll bet you what gets rid of

785
00:54:49.280 --> 00:54:52.079
a creature. Let's let's see what
it does. Target creature phases out.

786
00:54:52.239 --> 00:54:57.320
If this spell was kicked, each
creature target player controls phases out instead,

787
00:54:57.360 --> 00:55:00.000
so they leave the battlefield. You
treat them as if they didn't exact,

788
00:55:00.320 --> 00:55:04.280
and then at the beginning of their
controller's next upkeep. They appear back.

789
00:55:04.519 --> 00:55:07.559
They do not re enter the battlefield. They're just back now, yes,

790
00:55:07.760 --> 00:55:12.960
and tokens don't disappear, yes like
they used to back in my day.

791
00:55:13.440 --> 00:55:20.400
Okay, so phase out your blocker
attack you, phase out all your blockers

792
00:55:20.440 --> 00:55:23.159
attack you. And the kicker is
white too. Yes, so it's formana.

793
00:55:23.239 --> 00:55:25.960
So it's it's path or wrath depending
on what you want to do.

794
00:55:27.519 --> 00:55:31.559
Oh, or or it's counterpath or
counter wrath. Right, phase out my

795
00:55:31.639 --> 00:55:37.280
whole team, sure, fase target
creature, Yes, target creature. I

796
00:55:37.320 --> 00:55:40.159
can you go wrath of God?
I go phase out my whole team yep.

797
00:55:40.239 --> 00:55:45.280
And then they come back and phasing
doesn't care about summoning sickness or vice

798
00:55:45.320 --> 00:55:49.639
versa, so they come back in
and I go wrath me eh fricking die.

799
00:55:49.519 --> 00:55:52.639
Ye here everyone punched out that card. I think that card's sneaky good

800
00:55:52.760 --> 00:55:57.440
because you can use it offensively or
defensively. That's a cool card. You

801
00:55:57.440 --> 00:56:00.119
could use it like, oh,
attacking me with your like giant Commander or

802
00:56:00.119 --> 00:56:04.639
your ten ten flyer or whatever.
It phases out. Yeah. No,

803
00:56:05.039 --> 00:56:08.320
not man, that that card's good. I didn't realize how good that card

804
00:56:08.360 --> 00:56:10.920
is. I mean, it's no
path. But it's good. But it

805
00:56:12.000 --> 00:56:15.000
counters your path, but it's not
as good as path. If you encounters

806
00:56:16.119 --> 00:56:21.719
when somebody's rocking you, you you
want to path that creature or not phase

807
00:56:21.719 --> 00:56:25.119
it out because you're just gonna get
smacked by it again. Next turn Man.

808
00:56:25.239 --> 00:56:28.559
But it's good. I'm not saying
it's a bad card. Very good

809
00:56:28.559 --> 00:56:30.039
card. Don't like the art on
it though, Oh no no, I

810
00:56:30.039 --> 00:56:32.440
think that one guy in the background
kind of reminds me of Max Crandell.

811
00:56:34.719 --> 00:56:37.079
I like it slightly. Yes,
me too. The next card is Mists

812
00:56:37.079 --> 00:56:40.920
of Laurian. It's a sorcery for
blue too, with replicate blue, which

813
00:56:40.920 --> 00:56:44.239
means you can copy it when it's
on the stack. You blue, you

814
00:56:44.320 --> 00:56:45.920
just pay blue, and you can
copy it as many times as you pay

815
00:56:45.920 --> 00:56:50.760
Blue. Right correct, Okay,
Return target non land permanent and each other

816
00:56:50.880 --> 00:56:54.199
non land permanent with the same man
of value as that permanent to their owner's

817
00:56:54.239 --> 00:56:58.599
hands. This card is crazy.
This card is good if if you go

818
00:56:58.760 --> 00:57:04.840
like blue, blue and two,
you can bounce all their tokens, every

819
00:57:04.960 --> 00:57:09.199
token in play. If you go
blue blue or yeah, Blue blue two,

820
00:57:09.360 --> 00:57:16.079
you go like bounce every token and
everything that costs three or two or

821
00:57:16.119 --> 00:57:20.159
whatever the thing you want to get
and then incidentally it gets all the other

822
00:57:20.199 --> 00:57:23.519
thing. Yeah, you just have
to make sure that each other non land

823
00:57:23.559 --> 00:57:27.719
permanent. You don't get your own
stuff unless you want to get your own

824
00:57:27.719 --> 00:57:31.000
stuff again, just like freaking Gladyro's
dismissal, you might want to get your

825
00:57:31.039 --> 00:57:35.679
own thing, bounce your own stuff
to counter arap, get your own Gladril

826
00:57:35.760 --> 00:57:37.239
back, and then you cast her
again without command tax and then you can

827
00:57:37.239 --> 00:57:42.239
take advantage of her ETB triggers again. Sure, why not, brick Man,

828
00:57:42.320 --> 00:57:45.719
This card's good. Last card in
this particular scene, the fake made

829
00:57:45.800 --> 00:57:49.159
up, super duper scene that was
never in Lord of the Rings. Yes,

830
00:57:49.320 --> 00:57:52.920
Gladrim brigade. Oh they're brigading.
So it's a two to two for

831
00:57:53.039 --> 00:57:57.920
Green two with squadron green one.
That means you can pay green one to

832
00:57:58.079 --> 00:58:00.920
essentially replicate this. This is kicker, but just for guys, and it

833
00:58:00.920 --> 00:58:04.920
has other elves you control good plus
one plus one, So you go green

834
00:58:05.039 --> 00:58:07.719
two green one to squat it.
You get two of them. Then for

835
00:58:07.800 --> 00:58:15.599
five mana you'd get two three threes
that give all your other elves plus two

836
00:58:15.639 --> 00:58:20.960
plus two. Right, if you
pay seven, you would get three three

837
00:58:21.039 --> 00:58:24.760
threes that give all your other creatures
plus three plus three also correct. When

838
00:58:24.760 --> 00:58:29.079
does the math become very good?
Probably it's seven, right, because then

839
00:58:29.119 --> 00:58:32.079
it's kind of like overrun. Yeah. I think it's pretty good at five,

840
00:58:32.079 --> 00:58:37.079
honestly five, because it's a perfectly
acceptable. At three, it's a

841
00:58:37.119 --> 00:58:42.119
perfectly playable, perfectly acceptable card.
At five, you've got a discount.

842
00:58:42.199 --> 00:58:45.519
You've played two of the same card
on the same card out of your hand

843
00:58:45.559 --> 00:58:50.039
for one scout for one less mana
than the two cards would cost individually.

844
00:58:50.159 --> 00:58:52.320
Yes, Yes, and all your
guys get swall Yes. So I think

845
00:58:52.320 --> 00:58:55.719
this is a very cool card.
It's not exciting, but like it's cool,

846
00:58:55.760 --> 00:59:00.480
it's solid, it's very good.
You could replace any other elf lord

847
00:59:00.559 --> 00:59:04.480
with this. If you have anything
says elves you control get plus one.

848
00:59:04.760 --> 00:59:07.639
Yes, you replace it with this. Yes, and this would trigger a

849
00:59:07.679 --> 00:59:10.239
plus one on each creature you control
from Galadriel, and it would give you

850
00:59:10.360 --> 00:59:15.679
green green green to cast more elves. Yeah. Oh man, that frick

851
00:59:15.719 --> 00:59:19.599
That Galadriel card is good. Next
card. Next. We have two more

852
00:59:19.679 --> 00:59:23.639
scenes and not very many minutes,
so we're gonna just blast through these ones.

853
00:59:24.199 --> 00:59:29.400
What you know what, Hey,
I'll do this sometime, because I've

854
00:59:29.400 --> 00:59:30.679
been asked to do it. Sometime, I'll do a Lord of the Rings

855
00:59:30.760 --> 00:59:35.400
live stream and we'll talk more in
depth about the scenes for people who want

856
00:59:35.400 --> 00:59:37.320
that. Okay, okay, but
we're gonna just we're gonna knock through the

857
00:59:37.360 --> 00:59:39.760
cards and give the a the name
Good Card, Bad Card. We're gonna

858
00:59:39.760 --> 00:59:42.760
play right now. Oh I love
Good Card, Bad Card. What is

859
00:59:42.800 --> 00:59:45.519
this scene we're looking at here?
What is this ship? This is Battle

860
00:59:45.599 --> 00:59:51.320
of the Pelenor Fields where Gandalf comes
out and like shoots his like light jerk

861
00:59:51.360 --> 00:59:53.559
off on the on the nasgul guy
to make a flyway. Okay, this

862
00:59:53.639 --> 01:00:00.519
is Oluran's Searing Light. A Lauran's
Searing Light is an instant for Blue,

863
01:00:00.599 --> 01:00:06.639
Nope, Frick, red White two. Each opponent exiles a creature with the

864
01:00:06.679 --> 01:00:10.239
greatest power among creatures that player controls
neat. Each player gets rid of their

865
01:00:10.239 --> 01:00:15.239
biggest guy, also spell mastery.
If there are two or more instant and

866
01:00:15.360 --> 01:00:20.360
or sourcy cards in your graveyard.
A Lauran's Searing Light deals damage to each

867
01:00:20.400 --> 01:00:23.719
opponent equal to the power of the
creature they exiled. That's a cool one.

868
01:00:24.079 --> 01:00:27.880
Yeah, that's gonna get I don't
know four, five, six,

869
01:00:28.440 --> 01:00:30.599
but randomly it'll get them for twenty. That's a good one. That's a

870
01:00:30.639 --> 01:00:35.920
good one. A sorce source squall
is a source ree for Blue Blue Boo

871
01:00:35.960 --> 01:00:39.119
six. This is my favorite card
in the scene, Babe with dell target

872
01:00:39.119 --> 01:00:44.760
opponent mills nine. Then that player's
grave. Wait, hang on a second.

873
01:00:44.760 --> 01:00:47.159
Then you may cast an instant or
sorcery spell from that player's graveyard without

874
01:00:47.159 --> 01:00:51.480
pay. It's a man of cost
if the spell be put into graveyard exiled

875
01:00:51.599 --> 01:00:55.280
instead. So Blue Blue Blue exile
six pieces of trash from my graveyard.

876
01:00:55.840 --> 01:01:00.119
Mill you for eighteen in bruvac,
and then I cast the best thing in

877
01:01:00.159 --> 01:01:01.920
your graveyard, regardless of whether I
milled it or no. If it's in

878
01:01:01.960 --> 01:01:07.800
there, I'm getting it. Ramus
echor ancient shield. This isn't a shield,

879
01:01:08.079 --> 01:01:13.239
it's a building. Okay, sounds
made up, but I'll take it.

880
01:01:13.239 --> 01:01:15.559
It's white three for a legendary artifact. Whenever you cast your second spell

881
01:01:15.599 --> 01:01:20.719
each turn, draw card, then
create a zero three white wall creature token

882
01:01:20.800 --> 01:01:23.519
with defender at the beginning of combat. On your turn, Creatures you control

883
01:01:23.559 --> 01:01:29.320
with defender gain exalted until end of
turn. That's fricking good. That's a

884
01:01:29.360 --> 01:01:32.599
good card just for its first ability. Yeah two spells. Draw card and

885
01:01:32.719 --> 01:01:36.199
sure, sure, I have to
write a thesis before I can draw card

886
01:01:36.239 --> 01:01:38.239
in white, but I'll take it. Yeah, that's that's not bad,

887
01:01:38.679 --> 01:01:43.320
courageous resolve. This is not as
good as people think it is, but

888
01:01:43.440 --> 01:01:45.840
it's give it a read. Let's
do what it is. White two for

889
01:01:45.880 --> 01:01:49.440
an instant up to one target creature. You control games, protection from each

890
01:01:49.480 --> 01:01:52.880
of your opponents until end of turn. Draw a card and its fate flour

891
01:01:52.000 --> 01:01:54.840
If you have five or less life, you can't lose the game this turn.

892
01:01:55.119 --> 01:01:58.639
You can't lose the game this turn, and your opponents can't win the

893
01:01:58.639 --> 01:02:00.159
game this turn. Oh, I
can't lose the game. Twice, it

894
01:02:00.159 --> 01:02:05.199
says that twice. If you,
oh, you can't lose life this turn.

895
01:02:05.239 --> 01:02:07.840
You can't lose life this turn.
Can't lose life or the game and

896
01:02:07.880 --> 01:02:09.800
your opponents can't win. That's now. Remember if you if you can't pay

897
01:02:09.840 --> 01:02:14.039
the life or lose the life,
you can't pay the life, right right,

898
01:02:14.119 --> 01:02:17.039
So you can't like neckro potence,
your whole frickin' everything. Yes,

899
01:02:17.119 --> 01:02:21.559
that's one thing. Second thing,
you're not gonna be at five life as

900
01:02:21.559 --> 01:02:23.960
often as you think. Unless you
already are putting yourself at risk, you're

901
01:02:24.039 --> 01:02:29.199
probably already dead. I'm gonna tell
you right now. If you're at five,

902
01:02:29.559 --> 01:02:32.760
you're already dead. So I don't
know. This card's fine. It'll

903
01:02:32.760 --> 01:02:36.960
see playing the Lord of the Rings
theme decks, they're there. Gandalf of

904
01:02:37.039 --> 01:02:44.079
the Secret Fire is a what is
this three four avatar wizard for colorless blue,

905
01:02:44.119 --> 01:02:47.360
red, white, legendary avatar wizard. Whenever you cast an instant or

906
01:02:47.440 --> 01:02:52.079
sorcery spell from your hand during an
opponent's turn, exile that card with three

907
01:02:52.159 --> 01:02:57.000
time counters on it instead of putting
it into your graveyard as it resolves.

908
01:02:57.480 --> 01:03:01.760
Then if the exiled card doesn't have
suspended game and suspend, this is fine.

909
01:03:01.880 --> 01:03:07.199
This is fine. This is a
couple things. It's Jess Guy suspend

910
01:03:07.280 --> 01:03:12.519
time counters, which is already a
deck that you're adding white to right instead

911
01:03:12.559 --> 01:03:15.519
of joyra It's this now and you
get white. Sure, but this is

912
01:03:15.639 --> 01:03:20.039
also a really clever way to tie
everybody that came for Lord of the Rings,

913
01:03:20.639 --> 01:03:24.440
tie them into Doctor Who, where
they very much will care about time

914
01:03:24.480 --> 01:03:29.519
counters. Timey Whimy is a deck. Remember food in el Drain is very

915
01:03:29.599 --> 01:03:35.639
much a lead from food in Hobbitland. Now we've got time counters in Doctor

916
01:03:35.679 --> 01:03:38.480
Who tying together with Lord of the
Rings. So the universe is beyond and

917
01:03:38.599 --> 01:03:44.199
the regular products are mingling to keep
people engaged and say, hey, this

918
01:03:44.280 --> 01:03:49.000
goes in my time deck, I'm
gonna buy and spend more money, more

919
01:03:49.360 --> 01:03:54.039
money. Last card in the scene
is Fell Beasts Shriek, which is a

920
01:03:54.079 --> 01:03:59.920
sorcery for blue and red. Each
opponent chooses a creature they controlled, tap

921
01:04:00.119 --> 01:04:04.760
and gold the chosen creature, and
has spliced onto instant or sorcery blue red,

922
01:04:06.000 --> 01:04:11.039
colorless two and splice means whenever you
cast an instance of sorcery, you

923
01:04:11.039 --> 01:04:15.800
can play these splice onto cost,
reveal the card from your hand, and

924
01:04:15.840 --> 01:04:20.559
then the spell that you spliced it
onto gains that effect. Can you imagine

925
01:04:20.559 --> 01:04:26.440
that you don't have to? Did
you ever imagine that we would see splice

926
01:04:26.519 --> 01:04:30.519
back? Can you imagine this ever
being spliced onto anything? Ever? Each

927
01:04:30.960 --> 01:04:38.960
opponent chooses a creature they control,
tap and goad the chosen creatures. I

928
01:04:39.079 --> 01:04:41.840
like that card, it's cool,
but are how often you're gonna splice that

929
01:04:41.880 --> 01:04:45.159
onto something? Cost four to splice
it, But you're goading three creatures.

930
01:04:45.639 --> 01:04:47.519
It's pretty good. I can go
three creatures, but playing a land you

931
01:04:47.599 --> 01:04:50.800
know what, you know what deck? This is going to go into the

932
01:04:50.840 --> 01:04:57.639
frickin' the is It deck that is
gonna play all of the ops and the

933
01:04:57.679 --> 01:05:00.840
ponders and the considers and all of
the the one man of ritual. It's

934
01:05:00.880 --> 01:05:04.400
gonna be that is It deck,
and you're gonna just go to everybody and

935
01:05:04.639 --> 01:05:09.280
gold gold gold, sure, sucky. Last thing. We're gonna go extra

936
01:05:09.320 --> 01:05:12.079
super duper fast for this one.
Sorry, Joe, because it's my favorite

937
01:05:12.079 --> 01:05:13.920
ones. We have to talk about
it. Yeah, we'll talk about it.

938
01:05:14.079 --> 01:05:15.920
Joe's okay. If we go a
couple minutes over and for again the

939
01:05:15.920 --> 01:05:18.440
people who want it, I'll talk
about it again on the live stream.

940
01:05:18.639 --> 01:05:24.559
Call Forth. The Tempest is a
sorcery for Red Red Red fives. You

941
01:05:24.679 --> 01:05:28.679
better win the game. Cascade,
Cascade, We're on our way. Call

942
01:05:28.760 --> 01:05:31.840
Forth. The Tempest deals damage to
each creature your opponent's control equal to the

943
01:05:31.880 --> 01:05:36.920
total man of value of the other
spells you've cast this turn. Can you

944
01:05:36.960 --> 01:05:41.480
imagine if you have a repercussion with
this card, you're gonna do like sixty

945
01:05:41.559 --> 01:05:45.159
damage to people. That's pretty good. Can you imagine cascading into something that

946
01:05:45.199 --> 01:05:50.360
has cascade and then having call forth
the Tempest see all of those cards.

947
01:05:51.000 --> 01:05:56.239
Can you imagine paying one man and
just playing a blasphemous act. Oh that's

948
01:05:56.239 --> 01:05:59.599
pretty good. Yeah, this one
feels win. It's cool again, it's

949
01:05:59.760 --> 01:06:03.760
very very cool. Yes, and
the cascade cascade very very cool. This

950
01:06:04.000 --> 01:06:09.800
but this services the cascade deck players, right, and I am one of

951
01:06:09.840 --> 01:06:13.960
those players. So this is my
favorite card from this scene. My favorite

952
01:06:14.000 --> 01:06:15.840
card from this scene is not this
next card. Oh, but I will

953
01:06:15.840 --> 01:06:19.920
read it anyway. I got you
there, I got there. Nasghoul Battle

954
01:06:19.920 --> 01:06:24.840
Mace is an equipment for five that
equips for three. Equipped creature has menace,

955
01:06:25.000 --> 01:06:30.079
death touch and annihilator one and because
there has to be more, whenever

956
01:06:30.119 --> 01:06:34.039
an opponent sacrifices a non token creature, put that card onto the battlefield under

957
01:06:34.079 --> 01:06:39.280
your control unless that player pays three
life. So this is like El Drasi

958
01:06:39.360 --> 01:06:46.159
Conscription Light along with suky turgrid ah
no equipment, yes, I guess trid

959
01:06:46.320 --> 01:06:51.079
or itipy trays. It's like the
little El Drasi that could. Yeah,

960
01:06:51.159 --> 01:06:56.360
yes, it's trying hard. El
Drazzi Mace eight MANA it's probably good.

961
01:06:56.440 --> 01:07:00.800
It's fine. It turns your brash
daunter into an itipy trays brash dunder is

962
01:07:00.840 --> 01:07:03.159
so good. That's good, that's
good. It's your favorite one. Nope,

963
01:07:03.440 --> 01:07:08.719
Which King Sky Scourge is a five
to five for seven, so it's

964
01:07:08.719 --> 01:07:12.880
got my attention. Red black five
flying. Whenever you attack with one or

965
01:07:12.920 --> 01:07:15.159
more wraiths, exile the top X
cards of your library, or X is

966
01:07:15.199 --> 01:07:18.480
the total power. You may play
one of those cards this turn and it

967
01:07:18.559 --> 01:07:23.360
has undying. That would be my
favorite. If it wasn't red, which

968
01:07:23.400 --> 01:07:27.239
is a which is a sentence you
will never hear me say again. If

969
01:07:27.239 --> 01:07:31.360
it was just black or blue,
because that's where my Nasghuls live in black

970
01:07:31.400 --> 01:07:34.800
and blue. Adding red to them
doesn't assist me in any way. No,

971
01:07:34.960 --> 01:07:39.280
but that card's car it's very powerful. Nothing wrong with it. It's

972
01:07:39.280 --> 01:07:42.440
a good card. Oh good art
too. Hey how the tail of the

973
01:07:42.440 --> 01:07:45.400
fell Beast kind of frames him?
Yep, Yeah, like I was,

974
01:07:45.519 --> 01:07:47.559
hand goes just off the screen.
So what's he doing? Yeah, what's

975
01:07:47.559 --> 01:07:50.239
he doing? Oh he's playing that
little old Drozi that could make So there

976
01:07:50.280 --> 01:07:55.239
we go. Neat morder of the
March? Is this your favorite one?

977
01:07:55.360 --> 01:07:59.440
Certainly is not morar on the march. You heard me, Yes, Red

978
01:07:59.480 --> 01:08:02.400
Black three Sorcery, exile a creature
card from your graveyard and create a token

979
01:08:02.440 --> 01:08:05.199
that's a copy of it. It
gains haste until then to turn exile and

980
01:08:05.239 --> 01:08:11.599
at the beginning of the next end
step and it has storm that's kind of

981
01:08:11.639 --> 01:08:17.960
like graveyard clone. Yeahorder graveyard clone. That's that's gains haste. It's pretty

982
01:08:18.000 --> 01:08:21.119
cool. That's kind of like threatened, but from the graveyard. Threatened dead

983
01:08:21.159 --> 01:08:28.039
guy, it's a freaking storm man. Ritual, ritual, ritual. Steal

984
01:08:28.039 --> 01:08:31.279
all your freaking dead guys, yep, or my own dead guys. Yeah,

985
01:08:31.560 --> 01:08:33.640
no, it's just our guys,
just my own deck. Well that's

986
01:08:33.640 --> 01:08:36.359
fine because I'll just put guys that
I want dead in my graveyard. Just

987
01:08:36.399 --> 01:08:42.640
get like a freaking raz cath and
a bunch of ring races, ring rates

988
01:08:42.680 --> 01:08:45.199
and sourn play it in obecca and
just keep them all. Man, that

989
01:08:45.199 --> 01:08:47.680
should go on my suron deck.
I leave him in the graveyard. Get

990
01:08:47.720 --> 01:08:51.760
them back pretty good, kick your
ass with them. Here's my favorite one

991
01:08:51.880 --> 01:08:56.840
fell Beast of Mortal, Fell Beast
of mortor is it Drake Beast three three

992
01:08:56.880 --> 01:09:00.600
with flying for Black Black two and
devour one. Whenever a fell beast of

993
01:09:00.640 --> 01:09:04.640
Mordor enters the battlefield or attacks target, opponent loses x life and you gain

994
01:09:04.840 --> 01:09:08.960
x life, where x is the
number of plus one plus one counters on

995
01:09:09.000 --> 01:09:12.720
it. I like it because I
can turn all the slugs that I'm making

996
01:09:12.760 --> 01:09:17.439
with my talks Real into one giant
bro that will then gain me life to

997
01:09:17.600 --> 01:09:24.479
keep me alive because everybody's attacking me
because I'm playing talks rel This is kind

998
01:09:24.479 --> 01:09:28.960
of like Gary, but I got
to sacrifice my guys instead of having Gary

999
01:09:29.079 --> 01:09:31.800
and this both care about having lots
of guys. Yes, this guy just

1000
01:09:32.000 --> 01:09:35.760
eats them yep, and then kind
of does the same thing. I like

1001
01:09:35.840 --> 01:09:40.359
this guy. This is a cool
card. It freakin' flies. Look at

1002
01:09:40.359 --> 01:09:45.680
the art in the background and also
his exposed like eye sockets in his skull

1003
01:09:46.119 --> 01:09:50.479
where the reins of the witch king
r are in his exposed eye sockets.

1004
01:09:51.159 --> 01:09:55.079
But then he's got eyes underneath to
some body horror right there. Yeah,

1005
01:09:55.079 --> 01:09:58.159
that's some fricking weird stuff. I
bet you self conscious about that in high

1006
01:09:58.159 --> 01:10:00.399
school. Probably. Yeah. Well
it's okay, last card and we're out

1007
01:10:00.399 --> 01:10:08.039
of here. Is meanest more googled
Dark Fortress legendary land enters the battlefield tapped

1008
01:10:08.119 --> 01:10:11.439
so far, it's a piece of
shit. Taps for black, that's fine.

1009
01:10:11.920 --> 01:10:15.479
Black three tap put a shadow counter
on target creature for as long as

1010
01:10:15.520 --> 01:10:18.840
that creature has a shadow counter on
it. It's a wraith in addition to

1011
01:10:18.920 --> 01:10:24.239
its other types. That goes inraith
dot deck. Sure, right, if

1012
01:10:24.279 --> 01:10:27.600
you got like nine or more wraiths
or all nine nines, it's pretty good.

1013
01:10:27.640 --> 01:10:30.159
It's fine. That card is not
very powerful though, No, that

1014
01:10:30.279 --> 01:10:34.960
is probably the least powerful card in
that scene. Yes, but goes in

1015
01:10:35.000 --> 01:10:39.680
the one deck. It services the
one deck. It's fine. Yeah,

1016
01:10:39.720 --> 01:10:42.560
it's good in that deck. And
I'm okay with not every card being a

1017
01:10:42.600 --> 01:10:45.560
powerhouse that I must run. And
this is one of those things we're talking

1018
01:10:45.880 --> 01:10:48.760
at beers at EH and M last
night where it's like if you've there's certain

1019
01:10:48.880 --> 01:10:51.640
lands where if you have it,
just just play it. Put it in

1020
01:10:51.680 --> 01:10:54.600
the deck, right, you've got
one, just like, throw it in

1021
01:10:54.640 --> 01:10:57.680
there, like the shink of the
blood soaked keep. It gives a legendary

1022
01:10:57.680 --> 01:11:00.760
creature first strike. If you have
it in your binder, just play it.

1023
01:11:00.840 --> 01:11:02.920
Yeah, there's no reason not to
play it. This is not that

1024
01:11:04.520 --> 01:11:09.079
No, it doesn't do anything unless
you care about wraiths exactly. Yeah,

1025
01:11:09.399 --> 01:11:12.319
so I would maybe put it in
my sour On deck because I just have

1026
01:11:12.479 --> 01:11:15.319
incidental wraiths in there. It's not
a raith deck. I would put it

1027
01:11:15.359 --> 01:11:17.720
in my talks rel deck because I
play a bunch of raiths in there.

1028
01:11:18.720 --> 01:11:20.880
Yeah, that's where the wraiths are. That's right. Is that where your

1029
01:11:20.920 --> 01:11:24.840
Talksheral deck is now? Yep?
Oh neat Yeah, card of the week,

1030
01:11:24.920 --> 01:11:30.239
talks Reil. Those are the cards
we wanted to talk about this week.

1031
01:11:30.279 --> 01:11:33.279
We're gonna get at Doctor Who over
the next couple of weeks. Sometime

1032
01:11:33.319 --> 01:11:36.279
before Halloween. We're gonna look at
the Secret Layers because they are horror themes

1033
01:11:36.319 --> 01:11:40.199
that might be our Halloween episode for
this year. Oh yeah, there you

1034
01:11:40.239 --> 01:11:43.399
go. We're doing all the planning
that we're doing some spooky season stuff.

1035
01:11:43.439 --> 01:11:46.720
We're gonna gonna service the Houvians.
Don't google that. Oh, I want

1036
01:11:46.760 --> 01:11:50.199
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find it. Great stuff twoks look
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1043
01:12:13.439 --> 01:12:16.039
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1044
01:12:16.359 --> 01:12:19.680
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1048
01:12:30.600 --> 01:12:33.279
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1049
01:12:33.319 --> 01:12:39.720
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1050
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