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Or can I just say not a
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just this time of year. But
well, first of all, fantastic,

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fantastic, unbelievable. Look at him, Nathany Evaldi, I had all but

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given up on. I was like, it's kind of hurt and philosoty ghost.

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Eh hadn't had a complete, I
mean, a quality start since July

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eighteenth. Dang, is that right? Yes? He went two and a

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half months without a quality start and
said, guys, don't worry, I'm

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saving it for the peoffs. It's
the playoffs, yep. And now they

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can go Daane Dunning with extra rest, Jordan Montgomery on normal rest, Nathany

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Evaldi on little extra rest because they're
gonna get the day off on Monday.

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Game three will be Tuesday here,
as we advanced to play Baltimore because we

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beat that hell out of the Rays
last two days. This is five,

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or son, this is five?
Okay, yeah, it's now three five

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seven. So game one Saturday,
Game two Sunday, Monday off, yep.

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Game three here Tuesday, m h
Tuesday night. Game four here Wednesday

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night. Party. Yes, and
we need to get loud, unlike what

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happened out there in Tampa Bay.
I read a big article about in the

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Athletic about that whole scene, how
embarrassed they all are, and even interviews

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with people who are there, like, I don't know, I don't get

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it. Nobody was here, even
the fans that were there, and they

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had it out like the yellow rally
towels and you didn't see them. Everything

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about it was just sad. You
did hear the over aggressive PA guy going

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much noise. It's just like they're
not really reacting to that dude. And

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they tried in the first inning when
who's elfin was at their picture of their

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picture and he had two strikes and
you could hear them like trying to make

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noise, and it was almost sad
to hear their the effort. What a

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bizarre thing they got going in Tampa. It did have I think I said

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this yesterday, it felt like watching
a COVID. Yeah, baseball game.

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Remember when they started allowing, like, Okay, we're gonna allow five thousand

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fans in and you got to socially
distance and all that. Yeah, that's

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what it felt like. Cardboard cut
out. Greg Abbot's back there cheering.

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I mean, that was weird times, very odd. And they only got

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a couple of years left in that
stadium. They're building a new stadium that

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they got figured out. They had
a thirty year lease with the trop Is

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that gonna help? Do they eat
their fans even care? Or is it

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all about that stadium. It's a
ninety nine win team, Like it's a

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good team. Can I just say
the Rangers have won all seven playoff games

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they've ever played at Tropic Cannafield.
I don't want the trap to go anywhere.

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Keep that thing, Keep that disgusting
trash can there. They're a little

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smaller, a little smaller, more
intimate, knowing that you're not exactly gonna

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I mean, they're coming up on
their twenty fifth year. I think crazy.

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It's a long you know, it's
not like they're brand new, and

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they're typically really good. Right,
you're in and you're out, crafty,

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good, smart organization. Yeah,
just nobody goes they They couldn't combine both

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games to reach forty thousand fans.
I guess there's a big issue with Saint

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Pete being over the bridge or a
little ways from Tampa, and then people

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don't want to cross, and I
think traffic is a mofo. But whatever

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it was, man, I mean, there's no excuse for the other teams

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that showed out yesterday, and granted
they weren't all in the middle of the

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day, but that was pathetic.
But I don't care because we smushed.

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Danny pulled a piece of audio from
the ABC broadcast. The Playboy player was

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Sean mcdonut, the Finger Sean McDon
you know, I was reading about Sean

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mcdonut too, who you are disrespecting
a little bit. He's a hard working

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guy. He's got games like every
day of the week. I just think

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he sucks. He's one of the
few people that have called games for all

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four of the Big Four, which
is hard because that hockey cutoff is pretty

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serious for most broadcasters, all four
of the Big Four, and then tennis,

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golf, the Olympics, college basketball, college football. He's one of

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the very few people that have got
like the Big seven or eight. Oh.

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He needs to be respected, not
be called a finger. And mcdonut,

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no, that's the thing about him. Like there's a big self serving

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article about him in the Athletic and
it's just just amazing. And I can't

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even get my name in the Dallas
Morning News. Tried Happy Birthday night,

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he said, won the freaking the
Dallas Mornings for their nice article. Well

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we'll talk about that. At seven
point thirty. Here's Sean mcdonut, the

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finger from ABC on the crowd at
Tampa yesterday and on the third Goot Seger

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and some boons starting to come down
from the group. I'm not sure we

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could call it a crowd. The
group here at the truck. He almost

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kill Kirtchak with that. Amazing the
article that I was looking at this morning

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that I saw that headline that the
Finger makes fun of the Troup crowd.

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I don't know, I can't remember
where it came from, but apparently he

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was a longtime Red Sox announcer.
Is that correct? The Finger? Yeah?

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Yeah, I know that. Yeah. And it said at the bottom,

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it's like, you know, it's
funny that he's taking jabs at the

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fans at Tampa Bay when the Red
Sox playoff attendance was literally zero. Okay,

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that was pretty funny. Though the
group, the group booze running down

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from the group. They Evan Carter
got a lot of more. It's weird

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thing to do, like a big
resets again, like yesterday we told you

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he was full count. There's a
lot of that. Evan Carter, though

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twenty one years old and thirty six
days old, became the eleventh youngest player

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to ever hit a home run in
the playoffs. He doesn't care. Number

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one was Andrew Jones at nineteen apup. Do you remember those days? Actually?

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Do? He's going? Bryce Harper
also at nineteen, Manny Machado at

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twenty Miguel Carprera at twenty, Mickey
Mantle at twenty. He's in that company.

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Yeah, third American with Mantle and
Harper I think. And then they

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showed the Jorge Solaier number of each
bases first nine times in his career in

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the postseason, right or was it
nine? I thought he was nine and

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and and Carter was six. I
think whatever. It was incredible start.

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And it's just so rare to have
a dude like that that looks so comfortable,

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like they belong and they don't care, and that is what that dude

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does. I love that he is
just blowing up on it. I mean,

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maybe not a national scale just yet, but man, he keeps it

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up, and this team keeps anything
close to what they did the last couple

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of days up. That dude is
having his moment. So from a strategy

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standpoint, maybe tomorrow we'll talk about
the Orioles and what they're actually up against.

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Without one hundred and win one hundred
and one win Orioles, those they're

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running Robbie Grossman out in the three
hole. He hasn't done a lot of

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that this year. He's been a
part time player pretty much all year.

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YEAP honestly, but they started at
the end of the y year because of

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injuries and stuff, and Josh Young
was hurt and then Adulis was hurt not

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putting him in the three old and
now it's like, maybe just go ahead

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and do it with Evan. I
don't think that's overwhelming him. I saw.

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I think Jamie Newdberg tweeted that as
well, that he needs to move

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up. And then do you think, well, do you mess with what's

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worthing? Yeah, maybe you just
don't mess with it because there is a

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certain like we were talking with Emily
Jones yesterday, she popped on with us

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on the downbeat her six to ten
that having that strength at the bottom of

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your lineup is man, that's an
asset, dude, and not a lot

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of teams have that. You know, next year I bet they go Carter

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Simeon Seeger and probably rework that a
little bit. Yeah, But now,

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I mean, that's something you mentioned
yesterday, Mike, that Bochi wanted to

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go right left, right, left, right left, and that's what everyone

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wants to do. So because the
new bullpen roll where you have to be

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in for three pitchers, I agree. There was the moment yesterday in the

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game where Simeon hit into a double
play and hopefully he gets hot because he

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was not good the last two days. It's been to a double play.

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There's a runner at third with two
outs and they said, okay, we'll

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walk Corey Seger, and ever since
Corey Seger gets intentionally watched like those our

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chance. Yeah, and here's Robbie
Grossman. It's like, ah, that's

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it's not striking fear into the heart
of the opposing opponent. You'd like for

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that to be Nate Low, but
he got super cold, you know,

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down the stretch. So there's no
I don't know what the solution is,

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and maybe the solution is nothing.
You just keep pounding because you just put

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up five and seven runs in a
playoff game. Yeah, I kind of

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lean toward leave him where he is. He definitely is worthy of being far

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higher up the lineup. But that's
I mean he I don't think that dude

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is anywhere close to fragile or anything
at all. But no, leave him

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man. It's working, And I
guess it's easy to say it's working after

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the last two days. But it's
easy to say it's working when you give

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up one run in two games against
Tampa. Yeah, yeah, because that's

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the real story, Yes, the
fact that our pitching is somehow alive.

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Yeah, I mean, have get
shut out one game and then it's going

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okay, yeah yeah, well get
let's put him up there. So maybe

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let that happen first before as you
do that. I love the bullpen didn't

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have to be used. That was
just great. Now, are you guys

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have you guys thought about what's coming
up this weekend? I mean, have

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you guys thought about everything that's happening. Because I was sitting there watching just

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kind of paying well, the game
was ended and I was kind of just

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parting around the laptop and I was
like, I wonder, we know the

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game Saturday game one. I wonder
what's going to happen? Well, then

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every game that happened last night or
yesterday ended all those all four of the

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three game series ended in two oh
sweeps. So note Thursday game three needed

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for any of that. We're locked
in leaders to go on Saturday, and

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the Rangers drew the early straw on
Saturday. It's it's it's fade to complete

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for them. If they're in the
playoffs, they're always going to play at

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one, well, noon on Saturday. Do you know why though, because

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of Billy Joel. Billy Joel and
Stevie Nicks are the reason the Rangers play

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at noon on Saturday. Because at
Baltimore's stadium whatever it's called, it's Camden

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Yarns whatever, there's a Billy Joel
and Stevie Nicks concert that night and the

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door's open for that concert at four
thirty. Music starts at six. Who

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Rangers Orioles at noon right in the
middle of Texas, Oklahoma on Saturday,

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at the same stadium at Camden Yards. Yeah, that is going to be

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in cluster. I'll give you extra
ratings, give me extra ratings. Are

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you serious? That's how do they
even logistmally do that? Because the baseball

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playoffs aren't, like you know,
I mean, the NFL can't do this

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total completely. But it's still kind
of up in the air. Who's going

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to do it now. Baltimore's had
the one seed and they've known Baltimore was

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going to play at home on Saturday
for a week, but the Billy Joel

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Stevie Nicks thing was booked before.
Baltimore sure was the one seed in the

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American League, So I don't know
how they do that. Do you have

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if you have a three hour game, Let's say, okay, so they

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first pitch is at one o'clock twelve
twelve hour time. Yeah, one o'clock

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their time, one o'clock their time. Yeah, that's so. Let's say

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that the game goes till by the
time everybody's out of that stadium, it's

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gonna be four thirty or five,
right, How you've got to set up

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amps and crap. Yeah, Kevin
has to go help with soundcheck, love

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soundcheck. Well, you have to
put all flat right, ten thousand chairs

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right, and you have to cover
the infield and then come back and play

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on Sunday. And this is my
fear, and this is a prediction.

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But so the most exciting three teams
left to the playoffs from an emil B

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standpoint, clearly, it's the Dodgers, It's the very fun Atlanta Braves,

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and it's it would be the Phillies. It's not any of these teams in

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the American And maybe the Astros get
the fourth just because they've been there the

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last few years. Twins ain't ain't
drawing Baltimore even though they're the one seed,

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is not going to capture the interest
of America, and the Rangers aren't

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either, So it's Dodgers Braves.
That's what they want to be in primetime

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because there's a concert Saturday night.
Are they going to make Game two Rangers

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Orioles be a primetime game so they
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recover the field. The one thing
that I beg that goes up against

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the Cowboy game stay stay out of
primetime Sunday night. Please put Rangers Orioles

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at three o'clock. We do not
need Rangers Orioles competing with Cowboys forty nine

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ers. And I think that the
baseball powers that be are smart enough to

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go, geez, the Cowboys are
on NBC Sunday Night. Ye avoid that.

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Yeah, I think they would be
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it's the MLB. They're not smart
enough to know where their ass is.

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Well, if you're telling the truth
that they're going to try to turn that

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place from a baseball state into a
concert venue in like an hour, they

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are they can handle the overnight strike
of Billy Joel's stuff and get the thing

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ready to play earlier than primetime Sunday
night. So logistically it shouldn't be that

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much of a problem. But boy, imagine the poor Rangers if they go

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against Texas OU and then go against
the Cowboys and Niners. Gosh, can't

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even get you know, And that's
maybe what you deserve when your games aren't

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available to be viewed to half of
your metroplex in the first place. These

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games will be on Fox. You'll
probably get some Joe Davis, which I

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don't love, but maybe he'll get
a lot of Dodgers games. Might get

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a little uh Migi, little Kevin
Burkhart Kevin if he's still doing in baseball.

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That's not Mike Kevin. This is
not Mike Kevin. Mike Kevin,

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thank you. I'm your Kevio.
So, yeah, noon noon on Saturday.

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Luckily, and I looked this up
last night. Luckily, the Constitution

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allows us to have multiple TVs.
I read that last night when you were

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reading the Constitution. Yeah, I
just wanted to find out what they said

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about TVs because I know I kind
of watch both. Can we make that

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instead of the phone case bet?
The real bet is you have to read

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the whole Constitution and then take a
quiz. Yeah, and pass Jingu's Constitutional

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quiz. Do the Constitution audiobook.
You gotta read it into a microphone and

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edit it. It's just one huge
sheet of paper. Pain in the nuts

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to have to take a test on
the Constitution. It does sound crappy.

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We could do the generic SAT bet
though, that would be kind of funny.

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Let's save that for a big one. I kind of we have to

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go take the SAT. The other
one for the S draft could be the

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one million dollars. Fill up the
Amazon cart to a million dollars. It's

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pretty easy to do, though,
I don't have time for that. I

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want to do that one, but
it has to be you can't have an

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item more than a thousand dollars.
Oh my god, I do not have

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time. You have to fill your
Amazon cart to one million and put your

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credit card everything in there, and
you have to show yourself hovering over the

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click to purchase. But you have
to just hover over it and then you

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can delete it all. Then you
have to delete every item. So now

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a stray cat fallster the roof of
your cil lands on your well yeah,

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well, I mean it'll be declined, right he called the bank here hear

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me out. I'll send you a
video of it. You're else is just

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it looks like I don't know,
it looks like Normandy, but it's instead

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of sandbags, it's just Amazon boxes. Not only do I have a million

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dollars worth of stuff, I also
had to fix my ceiling yet I didn't

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even know I had a cat.
I have to get a new cat.

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Whose cat is that? It's up
mine? Well, there's that. Good

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job, Rangers, Dangers. They
did it. Nobody believed in you,

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especially US US three did, but
nobody else did. It was no stress.

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It's fun, very fun. It's
gonna get stressful now it's gonna get

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baseball playoff. Stress is so fun
and they didn't have to deal with any

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of that, So mentally, I
think they're in a good spot. No

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other game times announced. I am
a little nervous about what they're gonna do

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to us. So there's only two
games on Sunday too. For Game two,

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the National League will get game We'll
do game two on Monday, so

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the American League game two on Sunday. Dude, they're not going to put

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one at noon. It's going to
be a game at three point thirty and

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a game at seven. And is
Twins Astros better than Orioles Rangers. Just

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for the sake of the Cowboys.
They will do it right and put the

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Rangers game early. What time do
the I mean they put it off thought

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in all the scheduling. I mean, I know this one is there.

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They have no time to really think
about it. But that is like rule

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one in cross sports scheduling is don't
go against in the NFL if you can

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help, They'll started at four out
there. It'd be maybe three o'clock our

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time, m something like the Texans
and Ravens play at noon. So Houston

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and Minnesota, I mean Houston and
Baltimore take out of it. They play

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at noon. The Minnesota Vikings host
the Chiefs at three twenty five. So

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someone is getting screwed here. Yep, yeah, the Twins are the Rangers.

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Who are they going to screw We're
a bigger market, So screw Minnesota,

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right, yes, yeah, screw
you Minnesota in your dumb twin cities.

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I mean the Vikings Chiefs is America's
game of the week at three twenty

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five. I mean, you have
to combine two cities to make up your

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whole thing. I mean, what
region would do morons? Wait a minute,

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oh yeah, we have a lot
Yeah, we're the Minneapolis St.

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Paul of the South. We're a
live we're fighting. Yeah, we are

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the Texas Rangers. What's our slogan
when strangle October, go and take it,

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Go and take it. It's not
oh, because it means they know

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they're going to be playing on the
road road game. It's not come and

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take it because I feel like doing
anything after that going oh, come up

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next. The things that are happening
in the world of news, in the

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scuttle butt, including what disgusting thing
happened at at and T Stadium on Sunday?

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Did you guys know that it got
wet and messy? Next? On

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ninety seven, won the Free