It's just like the old radio show with the addibility to swear a lot from
a mac of All Trade studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dodge J.
Brawn. It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello and
welcome. I jumped my own gun. You did. I jumped my own
gun. He didn't. Rookie post. Rookie moves. That's the thing.
Rookie moves the post of my own Dan excited that I'm here, I mean
for me, thanks for getting your pot on day. You know why,
because Danny's back from Austin and Doug Phelps this year after seeing all over social
media Doug doing jello shots and hugging trees and he's an hugger one guy in
Rochester. He's got the yellow shots and we're gonna do one and then we're
gonna hit the ball on the course and then we're gonna wake up later with
the next goose. That's just from the girls were hugging me and me.
You know last week you were here and it was my birthday, yes,
and then somebody had sent a gift and it was sent here to the studio
and I come in to a note hanging on the door from the post office
saying business has been closed consistently. We've tried to deliver three times, but
I usually leave like somewhere between eleven and one. And I don't know when
the because sometimes it depends on It's never the same delivery person for the post
office here. Sometimes I'll see them here like eight thirty in the morning,
and other times not. But anyway, I got a gift. What is
it? Has you in mind? Mister Phelps? Should I guess? Yeah?
Is it bigger than a breadbox? Yes? Uh? Do most households
have these? Uh? They did? Did? Yes? Is it a
fire alarm? It is not a DVD player to watch your DVD? How
aw fucking that? How about that? And the return addresses from m Hunt
so I so, Mike and penhouse letters some of the wow cow about that?
Oh my gosh, I did not look at I I quick through that
today, but I was afraid people would see the window. February nineteen eighty
seven, Baby A tenth grade the magazine of Sexual. Oh man, I
was jerking off so much back then. Knee Cartilitz was coming on. That's
what was happening. Pow wow, I get the shakes right now. I
was so hung over, I go to the bathroom and rub one out.
But how funny is that a DVD player and a penhow Because I had said
I always liked the Penthouse letters. Penhouse letters were the thing for me when
I was a kid. Wow, I enjoyed reading and man or a picture
person myself. I got the picture too. Well. You forget how much
hair there wasn't in the eighties. But not bad, not not not yeah,
but not out of control like you know, seventies was like whoa man?
I was watching like a video today of there was some video today of
somebody who goes around and helps people out like it's an over if their yard
has overgrown, they go and they do it for free, and they go
through and and I mean, that's what it looks like. In the seventies
you needed a long I mean, just a weed whacker. To When did
the term man escape start? You think nineties? Yeah, I think,
I know. I'm gonna say only two thousands when metrosexual was a thing.
Metrosexual and I think that porn had a lot to do with all of it.
Yeah, yeah, probably take us down look at ducks going down memory
lane. Right there. Money for breast cancer. Now I'm looking at the
damn looking to put house letters. I'm I'm a mess. I'm just all
over the place. You know what. I think it's a theme here.
You're helping out women. That's a nice thing, you know. As we
hit some survivors yesterday, some wonderful people. That's great. How did uh
yeah, look at that. It's it's called simply red too, simply red
R E D R E A D No, no, no. The last
thing y R E D for a redhead. Well my finger is still read
from doing forty to fifty jellow shots yesterday. Wow. Yeah, we had
making them or eating them, eating them? I made them last week?
You ate fifty jello shots? I think the John Bottom. How are you
still alive? Oh my god? Because every hole you go to like you're
like, hey, you want a jello shot? Like yeah, I like,
what do you do one with us? Then you go to the next
Let you made all these yellow shots, ye too, A couple hundred a
night. Yeah, and then I hit a friend with a walk in cooler,
so and make them Tuesday, wake up Wednesday, take him the cooler
then yeah, dravor l uber do what I have to do, and I
make more jellow shots jello shots. Margaret, one of my helpers, came
over Wednesday. I think we make close to three hundred. Yeah, you
and Margaret? How many did you taste? You and Margaret at the top.
You can't taste them till they're done. No, I know, but
I mean one you were pulling out before you delivered them. Didn't you have
some? Ah? We had one man some out, some and some out
kind of thing. We didn't taste until the day of the tournament. All
right, all right, very little help her? Did you have? We
had lime, grape, strawberry, cherry, strawberry banana, strawberry banana.
Last year somebody made them with instead of vodka, they had grape with peanut
butter whiskey. So oh yeah, yeah pee, and that's pretty good.
Peanut butter whiskey is uh now? So did that still stay liquid? Yeah?
I had to stay liquidy. Didn't they know it jelled? Yeah?
Okay, because I'm just thinking the alcohol there would be more alcohol with the
peanut butter whiskey, and I guess not nor maybe I'm wrong. Yeah,
I didn't go over you know, one cup jello one cup vodka or one
cup boiling water. You put in the jellow, then you put the vodka.
Okay, I don't know. I was you ever made jellow shots.
I've never made jellow shot. The desire to do it because I was doing
him a box at the time, like in Marco's Well why don't you do
three? Like oh yeah three time three the time? Yeah, so three
cups lack of three boxes, three cups water. Yeah, and just go.
Yeah, I'm pouring him, she's putting the tops on, and then
we're transporting him into my refrigerator. Takes it takes a bit. Yeah,
I mean it's almost what they have going on at Leo's, but without alcohol,
the same kind of thing. Remember we walked through there. It was
very great. Doug Phelps's shots, everybody, Oh gosh, we had a
lot of fun. Yesterday Samon Creek was great. The course. Last year
I had a September twenty six. That's only a little late. Yeah.
So this year, the water, the water, the weather was just so
wonderful. I think I had twenty eight teams. Only one team did you
show up? But everybody had a great time. A lot of pictures,
videos, just good. I haven't found the score cards. I don't know
who won. Everybody's a winner. How what did you say? Money wise?
I don't a total until the because I have the golf, yes,
donations, I got my bowling tournament. Can you can you see what last
year's total was? Yeah, thirty six thirty six thousand. Well that was
for ever everything combine. So you're hoping to break that this year? I
am yeah. How do you feel after the golf tournament like you're on pace
to break it? Or I'm just so happy? Everybody has such a great
time yesterday and people were hanging out afterwards finishing with jello shots. Oh that's
how we got rid of them. Every five minutes. We had one bag
with like sixty left. I'm like, I'm not taking this home, all
right? Who wants a jello shot? And then I went to DJ and
I thank everybody and then take pictures and I'm like, oh my, we
still got forty John, come on, we got to get rid of this
bag and then do another one. Yeah, gilt people into it, I
mean twist their arms Monday afternoon. But you know it's this is an odd
week. I think a lot of people take the week off leading up to
Labor day, or at least a couple of days leading up to Labor day.
Danny was away in Austin, and then when did you come back?
Yesterday? Last night? Last night? Pump is flight ever they've always put
you in these like puddle jumpers to go back to Rochester. What were you're
flying? Uh delta? Huh. It's strange. My wife was like so
much like crack, crampedon and pain. It was like because you're like basically
in this like sardine can. That's always great when you go from like the
big plane which is like tons of seating into the small the Rochester plane here.
I never had that really unless it was like, but you're flying back.
That's always the worst when your wife doesn't feel good and can't get comfortable,
and I usually get like a pit in my stomach, like you know,
fuck. Yeah. It's like you're basically like the fly next to the
window, like if thrust yourself against the window so she hasn't up space.
Sometimes bread out. I would like I would volunteer to sit elsewhere because there
would be the you know, the two boys in her in one row,
and I'd go, I'll just go up here. I'll say, well that
that happened the first flight on the first on the first flight, on the
way back, on the way back from Austin to Detroit, there was like
we were in rows of threes, right and it was a huge plane,
and there were two empty rows behind us, fully empty. It's six empty
seats. And the flight attended goes to the woman next to us was this
young girl and goes, man, you know, we got extra seats over
here there, completely empty? Would you like to take one of those?
Like looking at me and my wife smack damn next to each other. Oh
no, I'm good, thank you. I'm like, are you effing kidding
me? Right now, there's two empty I'll take the empty seats, yeah,
you know, like what's the And then she keeps on walking. I
wait, wait a minute, I'll take the empty seats, Like what's the
problem. But like this girl like, no, you're I'm more comfortable sitting
next to two strangers than I am by myself in two like empty roses seats.
Well, you know that's what people are stupid or something, or they
or they felt they felt just the magnetism of you. I guess that's what
it was. Yeah, it was a Dan sandwich on that plane. You
know, Danny had sent me a bunch of notes from things from his trip,
and one since you were doing fifty jello shots yesterday, dog, which
I think is some kind of frat house record, can't I can't imagine.
No, no, wait a minute, hold on, there's a couple of
teams. What do you mean a couple of teams that did fit more than
fifty but teams. It's four people. They're all No, they just as
much as I did. I've got it, Mark Lloyd, Look at how
Look at howts gotta jump right? Hey man? People there, uh his
friend Bobby Jeff. They've got three groups. Were they those big chops I
saw, yeah, the big guys. Oh yeah yeah. And there's tight
shirts. That's I saw him. I saw on your Facebook. Yeah.
I put them all together. Yeah, and uh just they'll just do one
after the other without doubts. So I'm not the only one. I had
that much fun. Then we went over to Locklands and we oh Man a
few more and then I think I called it a night about eight o'clock.
Yeah, Well, what time do you start? I got picked up at
seven seven am? What time do you start? What time is the first
jellow shot? When did your tee off? We had the first jello shot
on the way out Facebook five, and then we got one and we got
there. Yeah, and then everybody's here, Okay, let's do a jello
shot for today, and then we're setting up like you should probably do a
jellow shot right now, relaxing. So this was before nine o'clock in the
morning. Oh yeah, oh yeah, but you're for twelve hours. Yeah,
I mean, hey, that's like a nurse to shift at. You
have r right. The sacrifices, the beer, the jello shots. Of
food was phenomenal for Forest Hill. They donated a time I had made doubled
eggs and mini bote bites, but they donated stuff mushrooms. Uh, how
do we pronounce it? Copla span of copa spent couple had mini which is
like with philo dough, right, and it's really thin and spinache in the
side of it. They come diagonally. Gotta remember that so your wife doesn't
you know, you know, you don't actually eat one on your wife.
Anybody turned into a drunk Popeye. No, no, no, no,
I'm just saying, like, you know, j jellos muscle finish, get
all. Oh that fight. Everybody's very respectful. Yeah, it's a great
feeling. Arm must arm musty contest breaks out at the seventeenth hole. Well,
Chris English. She sent me a video. She goes, do you
remember this? Don't you love when you get that? Hey man? We
were singing on the way home. Uh huh and uh, I'd like a
little kid that you remember the slushy machine and you just have a blue or
great purple cherry tongue. And I'm talking my tongue is bright red from all
the jello shots. And I'm just laughing at my ass off today and just
all the pictures and the people texting in and sending these stuff. It's just
it's a good group one of people. You did it nice. That's a
nice thing, and it makes for I think, an overall better community.
I really do think. Really ahead well, Danny, just in terms I
said life lesson about drinking overheard in a hotel elevator. That's so she sent
me as a note. So I'm thinking, is I enjoy drinking like that?
Has been my poison for the better part of I don't know, thirty
eight years. I've enjoyed drinking, and you did fifty jellow shots yesterday.
Let me just keep saying fifty. And I think, by the way,
you lost count around fiftieth. So you know what, I'm gonna text my
helper down, Allen Xander, whoever known for over thirty years her in her
husband. Yeah, and I'm gonna ask her. You need to see,
Now, that's the scorecard I want to see. I don't give a shit
about your golf score. I want to see the the jellow shot. We
just call her. We can call her, yeah, we can go on.
We'll call her next set and find out what the thing is. But
Danny, what is the life lesson that you overheard in an elevator about drinking?
So my wife and I were coming back. We had our awards dinners
for work, right and I made club and so so everybody else who was
there. So we have this huge dinner. We go on the town.
We go on the sixth Street Austin. Sixth Street is like Broadway in Nashville.
It through all the live music is My wife wasn't gray at that point,
so we decided to head back to the hotel. So we head back
to the hotel and we get to the elevator. There's this older couple there,
and the gentleman, of course, is wearing like Khaki's a blue blazer
and a shirt, no tie either. They had come they were coming back
from a wedding or whatnot, and his wife's all dolled up and they're probably
in their sixties. And I go to hold the elevator and he goes to
hold the elevator at the same time, and I'm like, after you,
no, after you. After It was one of those boy very funny,
Okay, go chuckole going the elevator. So they stand to one side of
the elevator and my wife and I stand to the other, and you know,
we get quiet about two or three floors up. We're on the thirty
sixth floor. Two or three floors up. He looks at it goes,
well, I remembered your rule from tonight. She goes, yeah, I
noticed you didn't have that last drink. What was that rule? She asked
him. He goes, every time you finished a drink and you want to
know another one, ask yourself, why did I have that last drink?
Oh Jesus Christ, I had it to have fun. And here's what she
said. She goes, yeah, because you left a lot of a lot
of Scotch in that class. That was a pretty expensive way to say no.
Yeah. And I'm thinking to myself, huh, if I had a
drinking problem, or if I were having should I ask? But I've never
been wanted to, Like I don't even bube that much I wish drinking,
But like if I would ask myself, yeah, no, I know.
I'm just saying in case anybody's wondering, But in all seriousness, I'm like,
maybe that's a good question to ask yourself. After why did I have
that drink? Just because us for a moment? Why did I have that
drinks? That's one answer. But he it sounded like it was one of
those like lessons that they had either come out of counseling or talking about it,
Like he may have had too much to drink in the past, but
he didn't. He wasn't stumbling over himself. He looked like a very distinguished
man. They were very you know, just they sound like to me quitters,
Yeah, obvious, gonna say bores. I'm just gonna say bors.
You say titters. You don't have to be a fumbling stumbling It would be
an alcoholic. I mean there's people just drink all day long. Yeah,
there's functioning alcoholics. I think. I mean that's a that's a fair thing.
You know, why did I have that first drink? I think a
lot of times? Or why do I have the last drink or the last
three? A lot of times it's social, right, you would have it
for social reasons. And then socially it just felt good and I felt a
little looser, and so then I had it. And then sometimes you get
I get to a point where I know that I either stop right now or
it's going to be a long night. And I can feel that I know
where that point is. That's where my wife was twenty minutes earlier. Yeah,
So for dessert we have We were eating at this place called Garrison's at
the Fairmount Hotel and it's like it's expensive dinner, and they go, okay,
now for dessert, what would you like? Can they hand you the
menu and you can order desserts who flays or whatever? Or you can flip
the card over and they have dessert drinks. So I ordered some dessert wine
because I never really drank dessert wine before. We're way too sweet for me.
But it really is. I found that out and expensive to pay.
And my wife goes for the flight of whiskey. Wow, And I'm like,
who's got more balls in this relation? Yeah? Everybody, everybody at
the tables looking at the two of us like, all right, who's who's
the woman? Well, no, no, no, no, that's not
nice because women could shoot whiskey. Yeah, but I was drinking dessert wines.
She was drinking whiskey. Well yeah, But I had a feeling that
like that might not have been the smartest idea, so I could. I
thought about it, and I'm like, I don't want it with your boss.
Yeah, do you worry about either you or she getting I don't want
I don't. I don't never speak for her or worried about her. For
me. I didn't want to, like, you know, all of a
sudden, thanks Bill for my boss's name is Bill. Thanks Bill for the
great experience. I didn't want to go. He wouldn't have cared, But
you still don't want to put that perception out there. Yeah. And she
had the three like you know, flights of alco, of of of of
pretty good bourbon, three different prettyferent kinds. And when we get down the
sixth Street in the and we're watching this band play, which was pretty good.
She's like, we gotta go. Do you mean we're just getting warmed
up here? It's only nine o'clock. We gotta go. It's not a
clock up we have, but it's ten o'clock back home. Yeah, but
so it's not o'clock here. When does that ever start? We have to
go, like you sure, yeah, I'm not feeling well. Okay,
So we walk back to the hanging on a second. I got a question
for you. Do you go through this real debate thing? Is? Why?
No? No, I'm just yeah, telling a story, all right,
But I go if she says it, I might go, oh,
man, are you sure you're all right? Like maybe you need water,
you need to sit down, but it looks like try to stay. And
then if she says no, I really gotta go. Go. Okay.
She said that the whiskey had hit her and that she was about to cross
that threshold where there was no return. She said, yeah, And it
was funny because then that was she told me this after I like, when
I hit the no return those guy, you know what I feel like,
I feel like I'm in I feel like apology again. You know, I
got the flex capas and I'm fucking tearing down whoa. I feel like I
think she wasn't drunk, but she had crossed that line of ye okay,
buzzed and I'm gonna turn into I'm gonna lose my inhibitions. And she told
me this after we watched that couple give that life lesson in the elevator.
In a way, it was kind of the same things. She goes,
I know my limit, Yeah, and that's it. I'm like, okay,
so we watched Family Guy or what I will tell you that. I'm
way more over the past couple of months conscious of that myself and I have.
I went out for fair Poort Music Fest. I kept it pretty much
under wraps. I had my son with me Saturday night, but the place
is packed ran into a bunch of people when the most common thing I heard
from people that I know was I haven't seen you in a while. And
my thing has been I've been just staying here and working. And there's two
reasons why I stay here in the studio. I don't think I left here
last night until like one one this morning. And the reason is if I
go home now, there's alcohol here for whatever reason, I don't. I
can turn it off here. If I go home, it stretch out,
you look comfortable. Maybe I'll take that iPad onto the couch right because there's
a couch and a couch wine, or it'll be a glass of scotch.
I know where the sacks are, and I know where the snacks are,
and I've been able to air fryer if I want to. Yeah, and
I've dropped weight and i've and I've done it, and I just go.
That's just the way chicken fingers will be good. I think that self awareness
in all areas is great. And I also think once in a while,
blown off some steam is fine. Yeah, you know, it's cool.
I mean, I like a gummy on a Friday. That's what I like,
a gummy on a Friday. But I think it's a good light.
That's a nice life lesson, and it is. You know, I'm hoping
these people were over sixty, because you know, Keith Richards never ever been
that. They may have been. He may have been, he may have
been seventy, but he looked like one of those distincts you know, you
would hanging out in the country club. You know, all right, we're
ready. Yes, there's a go to bed, I think, but he
wasn't. They weren't slurring over themselves. They were very professional. They could
use that term on a Saturday night. Uh huh. And I was like,
oh, that was pretty cool. You know, yes, guy knows
his limit. Yes I can. I can appreciate that. We will take
a moment. I saw something on Facebook today that that jumped out at me.
So clearly it's someone who I've accepted a friendship. I don't know this
person. I may have crossed paths with them in real life. The people
on Facebook, you don't guess that. Yeah, when I was on Facebook,
I don't even know two thousand of these people. So but I want
to read you what was written because I don't know how to feel. And
then there's like a follow up to the story. But it's an interesting thing
and there may be a life lesson in it, just like Danny said.
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Comedy dot Com. What's going on. We're on our way to a Margaret
is hosting the party. Her pants are now dry, Jay, I love
you? Where do many shot for you? Jay? There's no way that
is fifty Jello shots? That's like seventy five. I don't know how many.
Come on. Chris made Chris and Margaret's Margaret cousins of Chris English.
They did a car together and I guess Chris turned quick left or right,
and one of the coolerst fell on Martin's and all wet. So, yeah,
make a bad afternoon. It sounds like she's had a great great uh
great, Yeah right. She didn't say I'm to have a bad attitude about
that. No, everybody. Everybody had a great And Jane Aska usually does
a registration table to get called away on business last minute to California, and
he was so bummed. So I did a registration table, thanked everybody,
you know, to shake everybody's hand and very good. Great. We had
Buddy Mary Bar Mimosa Bar this year, prizes fifty fifty with the bars.
Were they pre made or you made him yourself? No, we made him
there. Yeah, would buy the jugs of whiskey or whiskey of Vecca.
We had looks or horseradish to basketball and keeps anybody wanted it nice and spicy.
Yeah, and the mimosas. I think we went through a couple of
gallons. Wow, yeah, Wow. A lot of ladies come, a
lot of the ladies. Teams had a lot of great people dressed up.
I think next year we're gonna have to do best dress top three. Okay,
you're talking about drinking so much. Danny brings up the fact that he's
in Austin and his wife has a flight of whiskey, and I go,
I need some whiskey, so I had to get it. But I also
the cameras weren't on earlier when I revealed the gift that came, I'm going
to be able to watch Doug's movie. Sent me DVD player. I can't
wait to see the Night of the Cat. And then they also sent me
because I used to love Penthouse letters when I was a kid, and I
do have a thing for redheads, simply red. Okay, there you go.
I can't I want to read these. I was thinking, I go,
that would be a great podcast if you got women who would read these
Penthouse letters. But I don't know, because Penthouse doesn't exist anymore, doesn't
I don't think so. I don't think hustlers. I wouldn't know. I
know Playboy doesn't hustlers out Yeah, yeah, but I wonder, and I
think penthouses. You want me to read him as Jen Wayne? While I
was sitting there and she was unbuttoned in her shirt and show me her bra
and I got this erection and my pants that went from Wyoming to Texas.
You can read them like, yeah, distance dedication comes from Carlos the pool
Boy. But I thought it would be funny because you could almos want to
get across the border. There's got to be audio stuff all already, audio
erotica. I'm sure, sure, I'm sure, but I go that would
be something because there is something that I think is lost with the uh this
is this is gonna be the cheesiest thing, one of the cheesiest things I
ever say. But I feel like there's something lost with the uh prolification of
porn or the availability on everything everything, Do you know what I mean?
So there's no imagination where I think imagination and that stimulation and what happens in
your brain and all that the warm up to the sex, like because you
know what if I threw on a U porn how if I ever did,
I don't know that I ever would, but if I did, I don't
want to see all the prayer. Let's just get down to the fucking mad
I don't I don't need the game. Let's go. But I like the
four play in real life. But I'm just saying and but there's something about
with the letters where it's like, you know, I sat there, I
was doing my laundry and I forgot to wash my panties, so I didn't
wear any and she goes out she's wearing it. She sounded like she was
a transvestite. How about Sean Connery reading that I was making out with her
and then I put my hand down their pants. If she had a dick
surprise she was? I think that was the plot of the rock that he
was for twenty years. I gotta find my favorite Sean Connery piece from sixty
minutes. I got a teen minutes. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's either
sixty minutes or Barbara Walters. Barbara Walters where he slaps her and he explained
it Barbara, it was Barbara. He slapped her on toungel, Barbara Walters,
his wife. But what he tries to sell. Birded a whole thing
about that. Did you see that? No, I haven't seen anything everything
Bill Bird did. Okay, So who slapped who? And why didn't he
didn't slap his wife? Okay? But he was from Scotland, yes,
and he was probably seventy then and it was twenty years ago. Whatever they
in those countries. Wife gets a little mouthy, guys would give him a
slap. The happens here in America too. You know, we tried to
keep it on. It's usually illegal. Well do you know where the rule
of thumb comes from? Oh no, you mothed them that. I think
it was Ireland or Scotland that you weren't allowed to hit your wife with a
stick bigger than your thumb. And that's where rule thumb came. Yeah.
Wow, everything. Oh, I'll be damned. Here's the number your penis,
sir, either one that's not bigger. I don't want to break or
draw with Mike Peeners. I want so, he was explained by Walters.
Yes, so we'll play that and I'll find my favorite. Who is the
lineman who used to say gave him all the time. He died? He
died, Deacon Jones. He died recently. Jones goes, when you slap
a man or a woman, he goes out a hand's head upside. They
like, I got what. I kept going back. They played it on
like NFL films, like you got it. It's still on on YouTube somewhere.
We'll find it. Everything's that you Yeah, it's the closest thing we
have to time travel YouTube. I said, well, you know that's the
thing is the Internet and everything. I mean, you used to come across
your dad playboy and get a little yeah, you know, learn it a
little bit of sex. But if you have your kid, if your kid
has a phone eleven or twelve, and you can't block something, yes,
you know, I think all the porno sites or anything when NUDI should have
a instead of a dot com, it should have dot sex. And that
makes it easier for the parent to be like, you know what, I
don't want my kids seeing this that you can block those. Yeah, I
agree, slow it up a little bit. You don't have to see that
at twelve years old. I agree. And I think that you think that's
all right. I think that you, yes, you learn. I don't
think you're learning the right things about sex. Yeah, ease into it.
You've got your whole life because this this choking and hair pulling and the punching
and like there's violent stuff and that you know young boys, Well really,
yeah, this is what I'm supposed to do. I know I'm saying,
and that that's not that's not good. Let me ask you, guys,
I saw this on Facebook today. Well, that's not good. It isn't.
It was like because I had three boys, uh, you know,
the older boys, we were all under one roof for for most of their
lives. Again until the older guys, and there was stuff that they're more
of their mom would catch them with and stuff, and I'd be like,
well, and there were some things. I mean, I thought she had
some very valid points in in uh some of the violent because there was some
stuff that was a little more violent. She's like, I don't like and
I and I remember going and trying to talk to them about you know,
you can't. This isn't a normal way that that people express love and this
is supposed to be there, and it's an odd conversation to have, Like
they don't want to have it, and I don't want to have it.
But the stuff is there. That's the problem. And that's you know,
I've always joked like we've we're never going to get another great guitar player because
now every kid sets up his room in masterbase because he's got porn available everywhere.
Well, back in Clapton's day, we didn't. He just he was
a fucking weird only sat in his room. He wrote about you know,
what I'm saying playing his guitar. Yeah, but I mean like we're never
gonna get that again, and we're never can't masterbate for twelve hours straight,
you fucking cat dog. Trust me, you did it yesterday with jello shots.
Wow, I watched it. I even heard she never showed you my
fringer. You're fingering those jellow shots like it was something else. Easy swear
every hole And that's just what they say all day long, plice around.
Uh oh yeah. But glad you raise all that money. Yes, I'm
glad you raised all the money too. But it is it's a it's an
interest, it's a it's a tough time to be a parent, and I
can't say that it's any tougher than any other time because every generation had its
own changes, right, there are different things. The only problem here is
that the information goes so quickly. And the other thing that I would always
worry about with with the guys is telling on yourself, you know, because
I mean think of like I know, I'll just give you one. When
I was a kid, I remember being on the Taconic Parkway, which is
like this ribbon of a highway that ran right up along the northern Duchess County
Hudson Valley area. And I'm with my buddy and we get behind this old
man in a hat and he's kind of hunched down. He's going probably speeding
him at fifty five. But we're well, I mean, we're trying to
pass. So my buddy goes get as close as he can, and I
drive that car within centimeters of this old man and my buddy leans out the
passenger window and knocks on the window. The old man turns around, he
gets in the finger and we fucking speed off. Now, if there was
a chance to film that and show our friends that we did it, do
you think we're not doing that? Of course? Of course? And then
that gets on social media, and I would hope that God that that kid
would get a ticket. You know, didn't you get a ticket in the
mail? Yeah, the fact I brought it with me. Yeah, Danny
got a ticket in the mail for what oh, I call it the David
Gant the Ghost of David Gant project. I got a ticket for speeding through
a work zone on one oh four near a Rondequoit. And here's the thing.
If I see people working, I'm pretty good about slowing down just in
general, I didn't know I was in a work zone just because you put
up some co and tell me it's a freaking works I guess it does,
actually, but by law, of course. But I'm just cruising through.
They said I did a sixty eight in a fifty five fifty five in a
work zone, and because of this new camera enforcement program, the New York
State work Zone Speed Enforcement Program, I have to pay fifty bucks. No,
no, because the cop didn't catch me. It was the camera.
So technically there's no like points or any of that stuff. This is just
finage. Same thing like with those stupid red light cameras that they took out
of the city. I got a few of those two way back when.
So to me, it's like this is I don't want to be that guy
who says this is unconstitutional, but I'm gonna be that guy who says this
is unconstitutional because you can pretty much just tape anything and just throw out,
you know, send people tickets. We have lawyer friends. Let's talking.
I mean, see if you can talk to somebody and find out because there's
two things here. One, I get it with the works on, you
would probably slow down if you saw a human being. Yeah, you don't
see a human being. Oh, we have a lot of accidents nowadays.
I'm like, I've never heard those on the news. I think you're just
saying that to get money into your pockets. Well, everything's it's like a
cash crap. I mean, they're they're trying to get the fact. Is
they the end of the red light cameras? Because the guy brought a lawsuit
against the City of Rochester saying it's unconstitutional and he won. So why is
this allowed? Because it's New York State. We're turning socialists. This is
what happens in a Big Brother police study. That's that's what it is.
I'm thinking about this now. I have an easy pass. I don't know
if you guys have an easy pass. Touch Okay, so you have an
easy past. You got in the thruway, right, Let's say you're doing
jello pass. Let's say you're doing like eighty five easy women, but easy.
So let's say you're doing eighty five and the Thruway between Rochester to Buffalo,
and they got all those like those things that can check out your cars
you're driving through if it takes you like less than less time, than the
time allotted to get there. They could theoretically send you a freaking for that,
but I haven't heard of anybody doing that yet. And because I this
is this is how it starts. I mean, I was doing ninety and
on the Thruway and I got pulled over and not that long ago, and
nothing happened. I let you go. Yeah, are you bill say?
I can't say anymore. You somebody's name. I didn't give him a couple
of Jello shots. I listen, man, these are from Doug. They're
the best grade he can get. They are like top grade. These jello
shots are amazing. You know, mister food. Doug is the mister food
at Jello shot. Oh it's so good. So speaking of grade and all
that, Uh, the first, I believe the first legal dispensary that you
holy shit done. No, that was the second night. It looks like
shots. Yeah, it looks like the kid's floor refrigerator at Galisano. All
the six children could get Jila and ill guys the right ChIL they're opening the
first legal dispensary. I think in this well, I don't know if it's
the state that might be, but I think it is right across from the
East Avenue. Wegmans open perfect. It opens tomorrow and that's so Mary,
let you go. So I'm like kind of excited about this because I wanted
to. Uh, it's just been such a I've been trying to get some
of these people to come on the podcast because it's been such a weird thing.
They went back to court because some people were saying, well, the
way they were doing things on constitutional, I believe was the term that was
used. Because if you had if you had a prior conviction or Doug,
your dad had a prior conviction to marijuana and spend what spend time in jail,
you would be the you could get first in line to open the dispensary.
And but there's so many catches with this because I believe that in order
to open a dispensary you have to have two years business history. I think
you have to run a business for two years in New York State before they
would give you the license. But they give you they can get marijuana dis
Yeah, marijuana dispensary, so you can open. Because there was a guy
who had a bunch of little shops around the state that he opened up and
we played one of his bizarre audio to Auburn when he was talking auburnet and
I get back to the community and I employ people. But that guy got
shut down because they said he was selling the underage people, but he wasn't.
He didn't have a license yet. And the reason he didn't have the
license yet was he needed two years business experience in New York State and he
didn't have its. Just so silly. So everything is hoops to jump through.
However, I think this one's opening up. But here's the cool thing.
So whoever has the license can have an expo and the people that have
the expo are then like, if I'm dispensary but I don't have my license
yet, I can go and sell my wares at this place under their expo.
So there's a place in Skinny Atlas, there's a place in Geneva that
are coming up. And I think most of those places you can buy online,
which I don't know how that works. I don't know how any of
this commerce ship works. For the matter. It's so confusing. Yeah,
that's what confused. What they want they wanted to be confusing, really,
I'm want they want to figure out a way to get you one way or
another. I'm not sure if they want to make it confused. I don't
know. I want to say to you, I totally disagree that they're trying
to make you want to but everything seems like it's very confusing. But I
think this got held up because somebody sued and said, well, just because
Doug's dad was in jail for ten years back when weed was illegal and he
was a dealer on the street, shouldn't give Doug crack. So that got
held up time. So I was a pioneer it cave, so it held
everything up. But I just figured they can't figure out how to do it,
and I think it's a real problem for like police and stuff, because
I'm pretty sure or no. Well, here's the thing. I'm pretty sure
that in New York State and maybe federally, you are considered inebriated when you
take anything other than alcohol from the time you ingest it for the next sixty
eight hours. So if you inhale it, if you eat it, you
are considered intoxicated at that moment, which scientifically we know is not true.
But what I was told was the guys who wrote the laws enjoy drinking,
so they wanted to. You know, they could go through and give you
the different they're gonna give you a breathalyzer. I don't know, do blood
work or I don't know, So the only thing I would say is,
if you're gonna enjoy gumming and it's cookie doing, if they don't walk over
in five minutes, you got a cookie officer, have you been drinking?
No, I would just say I would take I would call Doug as an
uber driver. Yeah, and seriously, don't get behind the wheel because it's
just not worth it. Because if something happened, there should be no more.
Dwy is honestly well, there shouldn't be here. I agree. But
a lot of times too though, Doug, I think that there are people
who like you go somewhere and you have a couple of glasses of wine and
you think you're okay, and that point zero eight is a low number,
yes, and you know even point it used to be point one, and
I think some people aren't aware of where it is. You know. That's
why we had an officer, excuse me, bro County cheff Sheriff DEPPI hurling
in here, and he said that they'll train the officers by bringing in like
the three of us and letting us drink a little bit, a little bit,
and then's a little bit. We got the guys from a little bit.
It's like driving to the buyer. That's to me, that's a little
bit. If if somebody calls me up and I have a few friends and
they're like, hey, we're going out tonight, I know that I should
uber. Yeah, you know, he's Bobby's birthday. You're not getting anything
under around and it couldn't turn into four o'clock in the morning. Oh yeah,
yeah, yeah. Do you ever start Do you ever start priming a
little bit? But you get that call, Let's see you get that call
at two o'clock. Hey man, we're meeting at six. Do you start
around four o'clock just sipping maybe a beer and eating to prime yourself a little
bit so you can kind of go in with an open threshold and you just
know, no, Like yesterday, I didn't eat that much because if I
know, I want to go get a buzz. I don't want to eat.
I want that buzz. I want that fun, I want that laughter.
I want the dirty jokes to come out and doing something goofy, making
all my friends laughed, I don't want to week three more. That's that's
that's the other thing too. You want to talk about confusion. When I
was in college, and probably when you were in college, guys would try
to make trips to Canada to buy most of Triple X because it was seven
percent alcohol. Then somewhere in the like around two thousand and three or two
thousand and four, they change the laws so that you could have an unlimited
or a certain a much higher percentage of beer of alcohol in your beer,
and that's where all these craft brewery started. It used to be like one
drink an hour was now like one beer could be like four drinks compared to
just fourteen sixteen. When you go to like these yeah, yeah, yeah,
And that's a fair thing because you used to You're right, you really
got to watch it. That's where I mean, Doug's right. If you
know you're gonna be drinking at all, and you're with a group of people
and you're like, hey man, I'm gonna really watch it tonight. I'm
gonna ride the throttle, take the uber just to be excite. But the
problem is, like, let's say you went out with your wife and you
had a couple of glasses of wine and then you run into a friend and
so you have a scotch at the bar and then you stop and then you
go home and you get pulled over and you blow a point zero nine.
I don't uber too much on Saturdays anymore because I work Monday, see Thursday
and bar ten on Friday. But when I did, there was a bonus
on or whatever. I in the city, I about five six o'clock,
I would grab a lot of couples just going out for dinner. Hey,
what's going on? We're going out for dinner. Just you know, we're
just gonna have one. But you never know. So it's just safer.
We don't want a chance it. You know what. It's a smart Yeah,
yeah, you know it's a smart thing. Twenty bucks back or vice
versa, yeah, versus six thousand dollars for a lawyer, just a trial
plus the fines, plus your potentially happy to lose your job. You could
lose your job. You could pay for the inner inner lock system, all
that stuff that goes on it interlock and you have to blow in the thing.
Yes and uh, yesterday, Buddy huh Man, fifty yellow shots.
At least the thing. That's great. I told didn't I tell you that.
I was leaving a party once and I had the Uber driver who had
the interlock system. She said to me, we have to pull over.
I remember they got Well, usually they don't let you if you have it
always she must have been lying. All I cared about was getting home safe.
That's all I know. That's all I know. If you get it
and you're drunk and you see she's gotta breathless, like are you like?
You know what I'm like? She seems sober, like you want to you
want to stop? I mean that would get me. It's like, hey,
let's have a couple of shots me. Is this steam power? That's
so cool? All right? We didn't get to the face. I have
to read this Facebook thing to you, guys, because it's so strange to
me that you would put this on Facebook and there is a follow up up
to it, and I don't know. Facebook sometimes, I guess turns into
people's diaries. Yeah right, I don't miss that, which I don't follow
them for thirty days and I don't. I don't always want to clarify a
situation that happened this weekend. That's what I always know. First of all,
sometimes I want to read it. Sometimes I wanted I actually read something
that I didn't know from a friend. Normally I see big long posts,
I won't read it. I read it, and I'm glad I did.
It. Was a nice, nice update on their family and things like that
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I saw this on Facebook and I actually screenshot of it to my phone and
emailed it to myself because I go, I will forget this later today.
But it was just an odd one, and I go, I want to
get people's opinion on this as to I don't know what to think. I
don't even I don't know what you would even comment. So somebody just wrote
this on your no on their Facebook, but clearly I don't know. We're
friends, so I would see them in my fee. As many of you
know, my father is in the hospital and not doing well. Okay,
I understand that he wasn't the best person in this life, but he is
my father. Neither him or I deserve to be going through this difficult time
by ourselves. I asked that you keep us in your thoughts and remember the
good times instead of the bad that he's done. And the next natural question
is, well, I don't know. I don't know who this person is.
No, I have no idea, and I even feel a little bad
like what they have to have a name? Yes they have a name.
But I wasn't gonna say no the podcast because I thought I guess it was
on Facebook. Would you say them? You know they put it out there,
it's it's it's John Madison the Third, John H. Madison the Third.
So I don't know John, or maybe I've interacted with John a little
bit. I it made it made me feel sad because I go, boy,
that's a that's a tough thing. And doesn't everybody become a saint when
they die, Like, oh yeah, a hole's never died. I think
if you're not baptized, no, no, no going up. And that's
that's my ace in the hall, because I've never ever been baptized. But
then they say God forgives everybody. Yes, you know, yes, I
know what I was jokes. I tell people I don't go to church,
but my sister does because she heard there was a guy hung like this.
Hey, my buddy loves to me to tell that on Easter and it rose.
They can beat me in jealous shots. Coincidentally, So here's the thing
that I was. Uh No, I when I say everyone becomes a saint
is usually when someone dies, everybody just talks about the good things. My
grandfather used to say, he was a son of a bitch and he's dead.
Now he's a saint. Look listen to his wife. Wife talks to
every party without she said horrible things. Now she's over there crying and everyone.
So the problems that was that was my grandfather, Joe. Grandpa Joe
used to say that. So that's why I'm saying like everybody becomes a saint.
So I'm watching, so I'm reading. So I thought later today I
go, I'm going back to that post because there were very few comments to
it, like what do you write to that? Oh, it wasn't that
bad. I didn't think he was that bad. I know, right,
you would just move on or say I'm sorry thinking of you, which was
a lot of it. Then there were now, all of a sudden,
I see there's like seventy comments. That's what I thought. So I start
going through. I go, are people saying, yeah, well, how
do I forgive him for the time? This is what's in my head.
Yeah, and no, it's a lot of I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. And then all of a sudden he comments back and goes he
passed. So since he posted that his father has passed on, and then
there was a lot of prayers for you, thoughts of you, blah blah
blah. But it does. It's gotta be a strain, I mean,
almost to air their their dirty laundry at the end of life. I don't
know. I've never seen that, yeah, like, hey, we're over
here, you have Yeah, I've only seen things like my mom passed this
morning or whatever, which even that I go, I don't know that I
would put it on social media. I don't know that I really have anybody
to talk to. They just need to read it and put it out there
to feel better. Or but you've seen things like this, Hey, he
was a real dickhead, but I love them. I can't remember it well,
actually I have, but like it was after somebody had passed. Hey,
we didn't have the greatest relationship, but you know what, he was
my father and I missed them, and people like would right, But I
think I hate saying this because I don't want to judge the way people grieve.
But a lot of nine times out of ten, it's a sympathy ploy,
like you're not getting enough attention, so you have to put this out
there to gain sympathy, and you have to like give a little bit of
sprinkling of he wasn't the greatest guy, so now you're now you're hooked.
That's the hook. I would never do that. I wouldn't care when my
sister died. I didn't talk about it on social media. Yeah, I
don't even bring it up. No, I don't. I don't, Well,
look your dad's around, My dad's around, your dad passed? Yeah,
would you could you imagine if social media was a little more prolific than
I don't even know if it existed when my Space was the thing back then.
So, like a lot of you have asked, my father has passed
away, thank you for your support. But that that's all, Well,
that's a that's very yeah. Fine, I'm just saying. I mean,
yeah, a lot of people didn't like a old bunch, but I sure
go fuck yourself. I don't know. They buried him face down so he
can see where he said it. What's funny my father, like when he
first he's Bobby not always said I want they buried me up outside down so
my critics could kiss my ass. Yeah, well, what could is this
guy have done? It's what I'm thinking, like for your son to write
that, I you know, I don't want to think about it. Well,
the only thing I can't help it. I'm sorry. I don't really
want to either, but that's where my brain has been most of the day.
Yet, Like this guy, well, I'm sitting here today right.
Uh. Katie and Stephanie were in they were doing their podcasts and led in
average Yeah, and I never started the camera. I'm so disappointed because I
had great shots set up for them today and all this stuff. And anyway,
part of the problem was the fact that I'm I was thinking about this
my head. I'm going, what could this guy have done? Like I'm
going of all the things like, yeah, sure, you know, I
like to think everybody has tried their best. Sometimes life comes at you and
you're not handling it right, and so you know that those are the things
everybody has a moment. I just don't know that I would write that no
matter what. Some people just attention to them it's more important a matter of
fact. At the time of this, there were nine comments, and I
don't know what the most of those were, probably just sorry or anything like
that. But is there is there anyone you could never soften for like they
did something to you in life and you could never you know, I don't
mean by soften, but you could never almost forgive I guess would be the
term. Yeah there is, Yeah, yeah, I don't want to get
into it. But was there something to happen, like can you give sort
of a generic version of what was done? You can't know. I don't
want to, all right, because I mean, look, man, I
got molested and I still don't even hate that guy. There's people. It
took me a long time. I'm not gonna say it was easy, but
I was easy. Then you get understood. I mean I was easy as
a seven year old, but not not. Yes, you know they have
the uh uh forgive and forget? Yeah, and uh that I never understood.
So you want to forgive and forget and then this person fuck you over
again. Yeah, I'm like, I don't forget. I don't forget,
and I just won't be kind. Well that's the thing is like I think
that that there's forgiveness. I think by that there's no reason to dwell on
it and and move on or whatever it was. Well, it's tough what
you dwell on, you know, and you how your brain works, like
you're saying, because all the person all it really does. It's like when
they say, like, if you're if you're ever out on a trip for
revenge, dig two graves because you're gonna tear yourself apart two right, And
so you know, the Bible says forgive, it doesn't say to forget,
though, you need to keep that in the back of your mind. Because
you gotta remember this person like did bite you once? You don't want this
fool me twice, shamed on me type of stuff because you knew that they
got you once. But you can forgive them if that's supposed to give them
seven hundred you're supposed to forgive them like seven times seventies the Bible says.
But that doesn't mean you have to forget a thing because you have to remember.
I was thinking, ile, yeah, you know, it's the most
treating I didn't because on the side of the boxes last week, like the
whole thing is like one cup boiling water, one cup alcohol, like to
get my reading glasses out of that one a while, and then of course
you don't even read into it. Then Margaret's like, well, why didn't
you do three buckets? And once I'm like, gosh, this is why
have you my helpers? We help each other out. It's great. H
So, while I can see the the uh not forget type of thing and
not being taken advantage of, I think that as I've gotten older, I
always think that, and it's it's taken me a long time. I'm I
think I have a lot of deep seated anger, like I anger like still
to this day, like there's some red hot anger inside me about a lot
of things. And I think some of it might go back to being molested
and other things along the way. But at times now I think when I
start to feel that, because you can feel it, right, there's a
change in your body, and I always go, that's your guidance system,
and I'll go, what good is going to come with this? Right?
What good is going to come from any of it? I mean, you
have seen me go at people on microphones, even on this podcast. You
know, I said things about Steve Houseman because he got upset over something,
and even that I start to go, well, that was dumb. I
don't I never had a problem with that guy. He has a problem with
me. I don't really gets a problem exactly. And I think that one
of the things that you've got to start to realize is there's no assertion.
There's only attraction. And you you're gonna, you know, attract. And
I like to say to my sons, and I was talking to my dad
today about different things. Life's never gonna stop coming at you. You just
have to kind of always stay in that. The only way I can describe
it is the zone where you you know, when you're just in that flow,
you know, like you're on jello shots. No, but the zone.
No, no, let let's say that for you, the zone maybe
today, how great you feel about all the God, you understand what I'm
saying, Fresh and wash, somebody kick coming up to you and go,
Doug, you're a fucking asshole. And I don't think it would hurt as
much as it would I'd say a week from now, right, right,
you know what I mean? Just And that's kind of how we need to
be there all the time. He can't be there all the time though.
You can't. You can't have rainy days without sunny No. No, that's
true. But I think that and this, and that's true because you always
want to know what you want. You need the contrast in life. You
need the contrast. But if you can try to stay there more often and
realize most of this stuff is just silly, then you'll be fine. But
it takes a long time to figure that out. It takes, it really
does. And by the amount a lot of times I figure it out rights
over, folks, you know, And that's I guess I'm fully baked.
Yeah, I mean, you know, I don't know. I but then
that's just like bitterness and like something will rides up in your mind, it
will remind you of something. Yes, nine times out attend it was from
my radio career, somebody that like you felt, did you wrong. But
at the end of the day, it's like, yeah, but look where
you are now. Who cares If you're going to blame them for your issues.
You got to thank them for where you are today. In a way,
there's like part of that because like there's that motivational factor too. You
did learn from something from the situation, right, you did grow from the
situation. You're a lot further along now, maybe not necessarily because of that
situation, but you've taken that information with you along for the ride, you
know. So in other words, you may even owe them a thank you
for being in that situation. Like there's that one scene in fact, I
say, hold a grudge the day you die and fuck him over every day.
But then you but you, but you gotta live with that, like
that anger around your neck, yellow shots. I don't A lot of times,
A lot of times that stuff comes from wrong perception, like we don't
fully know. We think that this was done to us this way and we
don't fully know and uh, like this past week and I saw some people
and I said something to somebody and then I said, hey, uh,
this has been bugging me. And they said, oh no, that's not
that's not the case. That wasn't what the case was and so and it
made perfect sense to me, and I went, Okay, then it was
a waste of time. But I do think sometimes you need to have that
conversation. It is the human element of this this life experience, right.
But I always at this point, I just kind of go I can either
focus and be mad and stay stuck, or I can feel better and move
forward and focus over here. And I'm even to the point like I was
talking to my dad today and I said something about and he goes, yeah,
and he used different words, and I said, yeah, I don't
like those words because they have a little bit of negative because I love them.
Yeah, but I mean like things like I always say, because my
kids are I'm grinding and out, well yeah, or I get to it.
I was for him when he said that house letters from nineteen eighty that's
a good way to look in life. So but I just said to him,
I'll often say to him, you just stop thinking that, because that's
an exhausting thing. Yeah, I gotta grind, you know, rinse grind
repeat, Rinse grind or grind rinse repeat or whatever people say. And I'm
like, what if it's always away, like showing off yourself, Like,
yeah, I'm working hard, look at me. But what if you also
just went, I get to, you know, yeah, And and I'm
sort of I guess humble bragging. I was here late, but I was
making videos and things because I knew I had other stuff today. And I
go, but I get to and that's fucking awesome. Yeah, Like I'm
at the point in my life now it's like I get to pay my credit
card bill. Man, I get to and I have no problem I'm doing
it anymore. I get to do that, I get to go to Austin
and sit through one hundred and forty degree heat. I get to do it,
right. I loved it. It was great. Just when you think
like that, when you think about that sets of gratitude, your whole life,
your whole perspective changes, and just let go of that stuff because it's
it never was worth it anyway, I think so. But that would just
be my thing and the other thing, or do the cello shots and don't
write nasty things about your dying father. And I know he was a bad
guy, but he's still my dad. He needed a lot of bad stuff.
Let's not bring it up. Why you even saying That's what I'm saying,
Hey, I don't want anybody to bring up all the bad shit he
did. It's like, well, okay, why even tempted tiger baby?
Right, because now I'm now they're about to pounce, even though I'm tipping
my cards letting you guys know, yes, uh, Doug found the uh
the speaking of bad stuff, and maybe this is what the father did.
He found the Barbara Walter's interview with Sean Connery. I think we have it
playing goal with with men than women. Years ago. You didn't interview which
make him back to haunt you. What you know what I'm going to say,
right, No, okay, you didn't interview in which you said,
not the worst thing to slap a woman now and then, as I remember,
you said, you don't do it with a clenched fist. It's better
to do it with an open hand. Yeah remember that? Yeah? Yeah,
I love that. I would changed my opinion. You have it.
No, not you think it's good to slap a woman. No, I
don't think it's good. I think it's I don't think it's that bad.
I think that it depends entirely on the circumstances and if it merits it,
what would merit it? Well, if you if she comes from with an
average you didn't bring me one, I'm going to smack the bitch in the
head. You can't leave it alone. They don't. They want to have
Donna. You worked all day unless you have a Mexican Sunday from ambage.
I checked your earli hours getting on the work. Now, you either give
me that abbots or take it in the ass. One of the two is
the last word, and you give him the lap last word. But they're
not happy with the last word. They want to see it again and get
into a really provocative situation. Then I think it's absolutely right to give a
good slap. Yeah, absolutely, What if she gives you a good slap
back, Well, then you get into another area. I mean, then
we're in the bedroom and she tied me up, branch a little more slap
or harder? Does he continue after? Is that the end of uh?
Couple. Maybe she's getting to like it and then it becomes something else.
I don't know, but no, no, I seriously, I think that
it's the last resort. He's not going to do it because he wants to
do it. Wait will people see this interview? Are you going to get
mail? Wow? Wow? Wow wow. So it is an interesting thing
because as I'm I'm hearing him and I know that sometimes I used to hear
my grandparents yell at each other drop it, just drop it, drap it.
But they would both do it. And then but there is sometimes where
and I would say, I already went around the block in this I'm not
doing it again, and I would just walk away, which is different countries,
different cultures. Yeah, but but I mean the same. But people
are people. Is My point is like, yes, and it's not always
women who keep bringing something up. The guy could go back wholly, I
just want to say, one more time, had you not you know,
and you could go around the block again. And I always figure it's better
if you can really be calm. And I remember reading somewhere if you could
have either get naked and have sex and then have your tough conversations, you're
gonna have a way better way of communicating them if you did, If you
did that, otherwise you're gonna be Sean Connery. I've heard this once.
We're gonna have to work on your Sean Connery. I'm sure if I get
an argument with a girl getting naked shock, she's been three minutes later,
she wants to again and I can here is uh? And I'm still out
of the abbage. Here is uh? Can I read the pench house form
live here? Yes? Yes she can't? Uh? Here is uh?
Deacon Jones talking about the head slap, same kind of thing, but the
breaking arms. This is the realities Jones head slap. The head slap was
to do two purposes. One was to give myself an initial head start on
the past us, in other words, extra step because anytime you go upside
a man's head or a woman or a woman, okay, then they have
a tendency to blink their eyes the clothes and that was all I need.
David Deacon Joe was goo offside. I gotta hear it like I couldn't.
I remember seeing this in the NFL. Feels like a man's heir. Oh
woman woman full of if she won't get the way out of the way.
She just brings cookies out. Give her around. Deacon he was a ram
he was he was never won a Super Bowl. He was on the Odd
Couple one my favorite episode. All Right, we'll take a moment. Uh,
Diana Rassini has left ESPN. Okay, and uh, it's just funny
how this article goes and the comments to it, and it just shows you,
I think, in a way how hard it is for women in sports.
And I liked her. I liked when she would be on a good
not good morning football, what do they have to get up? Get up?
On ESPN she would be sometimes guesting on the or part of the panel,
and I thought she was pretty solid. Thought she did a good job.
But she she's moved on. And then the comments to these articles or
where'd you go? I will tell you you know what, that's the tea's
Danny. I don't like to be cheeged right after all right, maybe a
little with a feather, but hash about end. I'm gonna give me a
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Oh yeah, I've seen. I watched some of those old clips once
in a while, and it was like he was all It was almost like
he was just miserable all the time, very depressing. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, I had heard that he was pretty tough. Yeah, I mean
his parents would put him in the backyard, let him in lunch and then
give him a heel or a piece of bread and apple, and then let
him in at dinner when they was done. There was that Yeah, good
imagination there. Yeah. Well he was a comic and then him his wife
were both in entertainment and they said, okay, let's get out of it.
Let's yea regular jobs. And then he was writing jokes on the side
and came back is Rodney Dangerfield. I can't remember what his real name was,
and then like it. Yeah, he was an illuminum signing salesman.
Yeah, but then she had mental health issues. Yes, and he came
back to New Year. You read the book too, then, I don't
read. Oh you didn't read his book. I know. Oh, I
read his book. I loved it. Yeah, it was an easy read,
quick read. If I can find it all. Yeah, I would
love to him. I've watched the biography a couple times. We just look
at the cover. I don't know why I don't have his bag, if
you believe me or not. Actually, I've got Johnny's biography from his lawyer's
aspect of That was a really good read. Johnny, I don't know anything
about that. Yeah, he died. Uh. He never got appreciation from
his mother and he was always yearning for that. And uh, he ended
up dying alone from zema UCLA. And he would drop people like that yeah,
you do. I'm wrong and that Joan Rivers. Yeah, even him
as a lawyer, he thought he screwed him over. He's like, we're
done. Is that? How He Mandel tells this story about the day that
Johnny finds out that, uh, Sammy Davis Junior head cancer and he wasn't
gonna live very long. So Johnny was he was supposed to be on the
show Sammy Davis Junior. He can canceled because he has cancer now, so
now he's got to find a replacement. So he calls how He Mandel,
and how He Mandel has no act that night, so how He Mandel decides
that he's gonna bring in I forgot what he brought him, but he brought
in this huge like uh stuff Bunny or something like that, stuff that I
don't know what it was, and cameras are moving and stuff, and he's
bringing it in and johnnys what's this because I don't want to talk about it,
and Johnny he thought it was funny. John didn't think it funny because
that was the last time I talk to Johnny. He never talked to me
again after that, Like I sabotaged his show. On the day that Sammy
Davis Junior finds out he's got cancer, and that was I forgot what he
tried to bring in. But he's tried to bring in something like a big
stuffed mascot or something like that. I don't know because he had no act
that. He was just gonna say, I don't want to talk about it.
Well, how it was really CrowdWork. A lot of CrowdWork. Yeah,
a lot of that. A lot of things happening over and at ESPN,
and you're seeing different people no longer there and all this, and I
noticed that Diana Roussini wasn't there. And then I see an article in the
ever well written New York Post and she said, I did walk away.
She was talking to Peter king who's now at NBC Sports he used to be
for Supports. Yeah. I talked to Diana Roussini and here's what she told
me. Peter Kingley has to put himself in every story. It wasn't it
wasn't a situation where ESPN didn't want me. I love ESPN. They've given
me so much opportunity and the people I've worked with were incredible. It was
really difficult decision for me, for my family. But It really came down
to recognizing at ESPN, I wasn't going to change roles. There was no
elevation there for me. Based on my conversations with the company, they did
not have a vision outside of what I currently do now. ESPN reportedly offered
her a raise to stay despite the company laying off multiple big name employees,
and they did. There were a lot and uh, she hustles. I
mean she she does the work. Yeah, as part of the parent company,
Disney's cost cutting measures. Now, we did talk about the rumor that
Apple is looking to buy ESPN, and they think that that could be a
fifty million dollars deal billion or billion expect, yes, fifty billion, because
Cone could buy ESPN tomorrow, but there are two hundred and seventy three trillion
dollars. Did I say, was that with the Apples worth? Yes?
Some Yeah, so like that that would be one that they could get.
Now, others have heard they were trying to buy the whole Disney broadcast packets,
but I don't know. Uh. The Athletic is where she's going,
Okay, she which was bought by The New York Times's The Athletic is a
subscription based website an app platform really, but the Athletic, it's like the
subscriptions down for like a dollar a month. How they're making money, I
really don't. Well, because they were bought by the New York Times.
New York Times bought him for five hundred and fifty million dollars back in January,
so the I know. But still though, well, I think then
you've got probably the ad revenue, and maybe you increase the subscription base and
you take some of the reporters and you have them right for the Times.
So the Athletics, through conversations I had with all the people in charge,
she said, Justice has an endless amount of roles and ideas for me.
They want information, they want a storyteller, they want someone with personality.
Once I realized they were pretty much handing me over a blank sheet of paper
that basically just said go be who you want to be, I realized this
could change my life. And then she still holds her TV rights. In
other words, she could sign on with NBC. Or that's true too.
Yeah, when you work at the Athletic, you could also do TV with
anybody you're not beholding like Jake Lazer does the Athletic. Ken Rosenthal does the
Athletic or he used to, and he used to do Fox. They both
do Fox Television, so you could so I wouldn't be literally just a it's
a writer's medium. Well they I guess. But do they do video as
well? I haven't. They do, but not a ton. It's mostly
writing and podcasting. Okay. So I was like, it's kind of an
interesting thing for her to look at as as these roles and media change,
right, I mean, we're we're seeing the roles change, things change right
here, and we're sitting here. I wonder if it gives you that independent
platform without being exactly independent, does it say what she wanted to do?
Did she want to go into produce it? She wanted to do. She
liked the writing, she liked the storytelling, she liked being a personality,
and she liked being able to cut her own deals for TV. Uh So
this was an opportunity to do that. The word you're gonna get two jobs
now for the price of you know, you'd be able to like, you
know, make the money. I mean, I think there is an opportunity
there to make to make more money. The Athletic, though it has been
like hanging by a thread for a while. I mean, I have an
athletic subscription and I have never had an athletic subscription because I got to this
point where I'm like, no more. Well here's the thing. It's long
form or what no more subscriptions because I got some fucking many. I don't
even know what the problem with the athletic Penthouse suspicion, Hustler. Finally you
talk about the United States Postal Service nineteen fucking eighty seven. Finally got here
in twenty twenty three two. But the thing about the athletic there was it's
all long form, beautiful journalism. We don't have long form time to read
them. Well, but if you you really don't, but if you subscribe,
and I do, maybe you don't have time to Most people make me.
People make time. The other thing, too, is that like if
you're a Yankee fan, let's say baseball is a daily sport. I want
a story every night after the game about what happened. They don't write stories
every day. They write stories maybe two or three days a week. But
they're more are they more almost human interest side of sports? Is that fair
to say? Or am I it is? But it isn't like in other
words, they're they're giving you the backstory, but it's much more flowery,
it's longer form. In other words, the New York Post is gonna tell
you what happened last night, like at like twelve o six am. Yes,
you know the athletics. Like it's gonna take a couple of days and
then we're gonna finally get to all the games. What's really going on right
now? The same thing with the bills. I kind of I don't hate
that because if I know when I'm getting into, because you just kind of
laid it out there, you're getting better journalists, get no question. You
can go to the Twitter world for the quick sports stuff or you know,
the news, and I can then go to or Threads or the New York
Post, and then I can go here for the more in depth almost thinking
right, the thinking Man sports paper is what it sort of sounds like it
right, It writes like everybody writes like they're a calumnist for the athletics.
Okay, even if they're a beat reporter. There's some danger in that,
but well there is because all right, I don't know everybody. Everybody's talking
in first person. It's like dude, I watched the f and game.
You don't have to tell me what you think, right, I'm read for
the Times a Wayne County. I don't write in first person. That's like
a hard fast rule. So these guys writing first person, I'll haven't read
his article yet. That once, isn't that horrible? Seven years of writing
three articles a week and he has not read one of them. He's made
fun of before it. But he's a redditch, that's true. You where
do you write for Times? Wayne County Times? Wayne County? Yeah,
it's a weekly paper. Bring it in, Hey, y'all, do it
out in Wayne County. Y'all. You know where you're twining in the Wayne
County Times on Rodney Dangerfield's mother's floor when jeez, I'm teasing. So people
had so I had to go to the comments make comments about Diana Rossini.
Well, I had to go to the comments section because I always like to
see what are people. First of all, the fact that you would take
the time to write a comment on an article that you read is a foreign
to me. I read it, consume it, but then I get I
give comments here, So maybe I'm doing basically the same thing. But I
just never would really write a comment to anything. I may discuss it with
my friends sitting down. Well, let me tell you my thoughts. So
somebody writes The New York Times owns the athletic dictating the woke comments terry by
writers will mirror that of ESPN. Rassini didn't improve her environment if she wanted
freedom of expression. Somebody else writes, she's a quote NFL insider question mark
what top secret in't tell? Does she have to share? She's broken a
few stories. There's always gonna be somebody who's got to write that stuff.
Like the comments section was what was the guy's name was? Charles sixty nine?
Sixty nine? Was that the person who commented, I don't know,
but here comes my favorite comment on here? And then there's a follow up
with another guy who commented under it, who cares about Diane and Rassini?
I found her annoying. She's not even pretty. My god, Yeah,
you had to write that, And that guy's name was something along the lines
of what you wrote. And then somebody comments underneath, Uh, she looked
a lot better ten years ago, And I go, this is impossible for
women to do this job. Fucking I possible it is fucking impossible. It
is. I will say this. I will say this, if you're a
female in this industry, you you're really good at it, and you look
great, You'll be elevated really really quickly. Okay, because there's it's it's
such a male dominated industry that the men have to their work has to be
above and beyond their peers to make it. It does. You have to
have the right facts, the right connections, everything. Like guys like Adam
Schefter and Jake Glazer all made it because they all broke the right stories at
the right time they had the connection. It's always funny how I'm not knocking
the local reporters, but I will they never they I have to go to
NFL dot com to get the bills cuts, but I don't get it from
the local guys until a national guys retweeted that you report on the local eff
team, but they'll put the put the national guys break the fucking story.
Isn't that funny? Now? When it comes to women reporter, what you
got it? You gotta know your stuff too, and some of them do,
and there are others who really don't know their stuff but just look good
on television. Yeah, yeah, and there's a lot of and that's where
these guys get in and say stuff like that because and I'm not saying it's
right, it's wrong, but it'll But that's what television does because it is
that's what that's what they're doing. Pretty people and we like and then the
pretty women, and we see a lot of pretty women who are on the
sidelines. Yeah, like Joy Taylor from Fox got the job because her brother
was an NFL player and she's beautiful, but she she can't break a story.
She makes up words. She literally makes up words on television. I've
actually heard her. Then there's people like Diana Roussini who actually breaks stories and
then get crapped like that once she gets crapped like that because of people like
Joey Taylor who got in because of nepotism, or Aaron Andrews, who really
isn't that great reporter, but man, she looks great, doesn't she doesn't
she until she has a kid, and then the network says, you know
what, you've been out for six months. Probably she doesn't, but we're
probably gonna move on to somebody else now because that's what happens, and it's
sad, but that's what happens. It's I'm not saying it's right. I'm
saying, like, we got to move on to the to the youngest hot
chick. Who is she, Who's the up and comer, who's the big
looker? We got to get her on the sidelines. Who is she?
I watch one sports show and that's part of the interruption. Yeah, basis
twenty years two guys from the Muppet Show up in the balcony. But because
they're informed, but they break it down as I love that. Yeah,
and they both covered beats for twenty years before they became columnists. They paid
their dues, they didn't write a blog, and all of a sudden,
I know everything. I can't believe this show has been on for almost twenty
five ye twenty six years. They're still doing it from their house During COVID
Tony comes in. Tony only comes into the into the office if Mike's in
Washington. The show is supposed to be basically washing. Now he spits splits
his time. But yeah, so I wonder if we'll see an article in
The Athletic about Damar Hamlin make it making the fifty three man roster. I'm
sure we will. How about that it'll be mentioned. Yeah, I'm that's
surprised of that. I'm not either. I thought he played pretty well in
the preseason. I don't know how he'll do. Who knows anything, right,
But I mean, wow, if he's not comeback player of the Year,
I'm sorry. I mean, don't you think? I mean, I
came back from the dead place side go, you've got coo got it?
Oh? Did top Brady come back again? You say a bit? You
cannot? I mean, oh, Von Miller coming off the pup list,
you get Kyle Kyler, Murray's on the you know, uh, players unable
to perform, list overcome, not wanting to be in Indianapolis, all those.
But I mean, come on, Damar Hamlin, you're a comeback player
of the year. Are for you? Before he even takes a stats the
thing samething with Alex Smith? Would he like tore his leg at eight places?
Yeah? Oh he's back, I'll come back player of the year.
He got me. I think people are gonna wait for him to get hit
or what do Sills do that he was railed a round him, and yes
they did. We can't. We've got at least keep for another year and
if it doesn't work, I don't I don't know what his contract is.
I don't know if that was really the case or not. Doug I maybe,
but I watched some of these preseason he was in Man, he's stuffed
people at the light lane from the cornerback position on blitz Is he was and
he said, I can't hesitate. I don't know what sports psychologists went in
there. I don't know, or maybe this is just him, but wow,
but everybody knows that the second game, the Bills didn't play very well
against Pittsburgh, so they really need to like kind of show up for Chicago.
But by the third game, and I didn't get to watch much of
I watched the thirty minute convinced replay. You know, DeMar Hamlet wasn't even
an issue anymore. It was like he was just another guy out there playing
football. And that's what you want if you're DeMar Hamlet's what you want if
you're the Bills. You don't want have to remember the fact that he oh
died in the field, that he's he's okay to go out and play and
played the way he's supposed to. I think this is his final year because
he was. He was I think he was drafted like three or four years
ago. So he's coming up on his final year of his contract. Okay,
well we'll see. I give the guy. He wasn't a starter.
He was he was a backup, and I think he'll be a back.
Yeah. I think he'll probably resume that role. But it gives him depth
at the cornerback position and it's pretty good. But by the way, the
Bills a trade another traded a second round pick today. Yeah, for pocket
change. Yeah, you worried about the way they select this team. What
are they? Who do they traft picks? Their traff picks The last few
years have been some head scratch. So they traded Boogie Bash him a defensive
end. Yeah, they traded him for like a late round pick with the
Giants. And I think the late round pick comes in twenty twenty five.
You don't even get it next year. You get it two years from now.
And you traded him to your buddies who used to work for you,
you know, and it's just like he was a second round pick. Yeah,
I mean, like, what are you what are we doing, Buffalo?
What do you what are you guys doing? I don't know. I
mean, look, Trey Lance is a third overall pick. I traded for
a fourth and Buffalo offered a fifth for Trey So I don't know. We're
all in on Brack Purty, I'll tell you that. And I knew they
were gonna trade Trey Lance. Let's they have a quarterback controversy. Yeah,
you know, and we gave up a lot for him. But you know,
we're one play went hit away from the Super Bowl against backup. Where
did you get that Bill traded? I didn't read that at Yeah, yeah,
it's been out everywhere that I didn't know that he was in on the
Trey Lance thing. He offered a fifth round for Trey Lance because they because
they're not sold on I mean clearly sold on either of the backups. But
still you need somebody in the who who I think they were gonna go with
at Kyle Allen and they'll have yeah, they don't have the choice. Then
Map will be the emergency guy. He'll be he'll be the practice squad quarterback.
Yeah, then but he'll dress for emergencies during the game. And then
but I think that's kind of their thing. And then he just kind of
hoping praik Josh doesn't get hurt. People people are like questioning the Cowboys for
making that move because the thing about the backup quarterback nowadays, it's not like
the days of Jim Kelly where you need a great number two, and that
was Frank Reich. The forty nine Ers had Steve Young behind Joe Montage and
then with Steve Bono behind Steve Young. Like backup quarterbacks now don't tell anymore.
So the guy who's gonna be a backup court Elvis kirback right, the
guy is gonna be the backup quarterback has to basically be the second offensive coordinator.
He's got to help the quarterback with another pair of eyes saying, hey,
there's where you're tray Lance hate that guy. So if they were gonna
trade for tray Lance, maybe a time, you're gonna have a guy who
play baby. What eight freaking games in the last five years is Josh Allen's
backup That makes no sense to me. I think they thought he had the
athletic ability to kind of go in and handle the same offense, where you
also have to be smart if Josh, you know, if Josh gets hurt
during a game, you dropped Kyle Allen in there, but you really have
to change the game plan for the weeks going forward because he just can't handle
the same same offense. You couldn't figure out that offense in San Francisco,
which is also like not not easy. Yeah, I don't know. I
mean, look, they didn't be cowboys, got like crap for that.
Yeah, I know, I'm not I don't know. And I think there
are a lot of people who feel like Trey Lance didn't get a chance.
I didn't get an opportunity, did have that injury, and then is only
twenty three years old, and could he be coached up and the right people
to coach him? I mean, if you're gonna make a trading Lance move,
then why don't you go sign what's this? What's that kid's name?
Carson Wentz off the street, who's kind of like Josh Allen, only he's
got some he's got some issues. But now you know, okay, he
is the number two son. You know you're the number two, right,
so you need to like show up and show out if you want to make
a name for yourself. Here's a second chance. It'll cost you nothing.
You can get him on a veteran minimum deal that would make more sense than
traded for trade lance. That I'm just I didn't know that that. That
blows my mind that they would actually because I thought, you know, he's
twenty three and you give it. Maybe they're signing he needs some'll really coach
him up too. But when you're only getting like a fraction of the snaps
and practice, you're not really getting anywhere. That's why being a back of
quarterback so much harder. Now, well, I don't know if practice squad.
I have no idea. I mean, I'm not I'm not arguing with
you. I'm just saying I'm just thinking out loud. Again. Uh,
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Se ns. I always loved the shot went Together. I watch Somebodi
Luther vandros No, Teddy Pendergrass, Teddy went some Hot Old mey say she
turn off the lights? Come. I love the song turn off the lights
Girl. When I met my girlfriend, she was afraid of the dark because
she saw me naked. Now she's afraid of the light. Listen closing,
No watch, there's one point where he almost gets violent song You're the only
strack. I want to love you, Love you all over, Love you
all over. Whoa Must we love she and get in here hang on this
one. Did you have this on vinyl as a child? No, I
don't know where it was definitely Uh. When I got into radio, they
had, so I would, I would. I was doing like Saturday Night
midnight to six was my first FM shift, and somebody called up and asked
for leader of the band by h John Fogelberg, I think it is.
And it's like a really sappy song of people are calling up, going you
suck fuck off, blah blah blah. And then somebody else goes, hey,
do you know Teddy Pendergrass? And I had heard the name and I
looked through the albums and there's Teddy Pendergrass and they go if they got turned
off the lights, you gotta play it. And I played it and I
fucking love the song. People are calling up, man, we're drinking about
we want AZZI, what do you do it? I'm playing any ship I
wanted, And I go, this is the greatest control ever, Right,
you're pissing people off. I'm gonna remember who we are. This is awesome.
I was nineteen years old. But there again, somebody's in the bass
the car making out all of a sudden, Teddy, Yeah, you're actually
helping somebody out too. Maybe not the fret party, but comes there.
So here's the thing. I watched the Teddy Pendergrass I think it was on
Showtime documentary they did. Now Teddy wound up in a wheelchair, and if
you remember Live Aid and all, he came out and he sang with Chuck
A. Khan and he's in his He's in a wheelchair. He wound up
paralyzed from a car accident. But I have a theory, and I never
have I ever seen this theory proven. I haven't seen it disproven. But
nobody's ever approached this theory, and I hope someone. Now I've said this
many times. I said it on the radio, and I'm gonna say it
again on the podcast. Teddy Pendergrass was a ladies man. They wanted to
take Teddy mainstream. They wanted to take him off what we'll call black radio
and put him in mainstream radio. They called him the black Elvis, and
they wanted to even like kind of clean some of this stuff up. And
he had a very sultry voice. He was a good looking guy. Women
responded to him. There was a lot of weird shit that went on around.
Teddy was based in Philadelphia. He had a female manager. One of
the first she winds up dead some money deal that went bad, but had
nothing to do with Teddy. It had to do with like the clubs or
whatever. Right, So there were people that were trying to control Teddy's whole
thing and taking a Teddy, you get out of the way, that's just
come in here. Here's the best part. I think that had to be
her husband. He started walking straight and like missed the turn off to go
up. He's still looking at it because he wants to know why, So
why is she waving so so Teddy then, but Teddy was also he had
a girlfriend and he was out at some party and he picks up a he
sees this other young chick, younger chick, and he had a green I
think he had a green Cadillac. It was like his prize thing. So
he knew. Like when Teddy rolled in to the hood, Teddy had the
green Cadillac. People saw it coming. People knew Teddy Teddy. Teddy Teddy
was a man of the people and people and Teddy was also a man who
had an appetite. He was a man of passion, I'll call it.
He liked the ladies, so he had he had a girlfriend who was fairly
serious. He's got both of them in the Cadillac, the new chick and
the other chick, and he says to his girlfriend in the documentary, she
says this because Teddy's now dead. She says, he told me I'm gonna
bring you home. I'm gonna drop you off a home and so she's like,
well, you know, this is kind of what Teddy did, and
blah blah blah, and I guess if you're gonna be with Teddy Pendergrass,
if you're gonna be out scene with Teddy, And that's part of the allure,
right that here is this this guy who's beloved, superstar, superstar,
right, gaining national attention, but man in his in his hood, in
his neighborhood, he was a fucking rock star, right, So you get
that. But every once in a while, I'm bringing you home and I'm
keeping the other chick with me. So he has this other woman, and
the other woman says that the Teddy started driving fast and speeding and he had
his hand on her leg and all this, and the next thing she they
went off and into the woods and down like he lost control in a turn
and went down into the woods. She was not injured. Teddy ended up
paralyzed from the car accident. In the documentary, she says, I was
going through my transition. I was taking hormones at the time. I think
that Teddy did not know that this person was transitioning. Oh so was the
guy transitioning to a woman? Yeah, And I think it was a young
a young woman, a young and attractive and looked feminine, right, and
so Teddy. I don't think Teddy knew. I don't think he had any
idea that this person was transitioning. And I think Teddy slid his hand down
and Teddy hid a fucking shift stick. And I think, I swear to
God, and I think he, like I swear to you, I will
always believe that that led to the accident. I really think it. And
nobody said it. I don't know if even the people who produced the documentary
if they kind of put it there for you to believe, because they don't
say anything. She just says, Yeah, I was going to the transition.
I was starting to transition at that time. I was taking hormone pills.
Blah blah blah. But I never told Teddy, never really got the
opportunity to say anything. And so I wonder, I always will wonder if
Teddy thought he had something and then found out something. Well, it's just
somebody who was transitioning at the at the moment and clearly attracted to Teddy and
probably felt that and identified as a female. But this is the eighties.
No one really talked about that kind of stuff. It did go on,
but it was not talked about right. And I wonder if the I always
think Teddy touched it and was like, god, damn, that's more Jerry
Lewis he had any you need a deeper voice? Hey baby, were three
block summer house. She might if I just get a little touch in it.
Oh my god. Once I had down there, turn on the lights,
turn all the I gotta see if we got a dick down there,
pop in the clutch. I don't know. So there's there's big controversy in
the world of chess a while back. Chess. Chess, Yeah, chess.
There's a chess prodigy. This happened a while ago, Hans Nieman.
He's nineteen. He rocked the chess world after his rival, Norwegian Grandmaster Magnus
Carson thirty one. Then he beat him, and then Carson alleged that he
used he kept going to the bathroom, no, and he kept looking at
his phone for moves and then come back and heat. That's how he beat
him, because I just heard that the other day. No, okay,
I'm sorry. He had vibrating animal beads for a chess move in his ass,
and that his coach would hit certain signals. He said he used a
sex toy to cheat during a tournament in Saint Louis last September. This was
last September, so this is a big deal here. I think I'm gonna
move my Beth up next to the rook and these two ponds over here,
that's so nice. I think I'm gonna give them up and try to corner
your king in the corner with the rook. You ever been catholed before?
I think it's kind of kicky, but ane Bee's and Grandmaster champions, you've
heard a lot in your lifetime. So now months after this whole, I
mean, this really got a lot of national attention because I remember it was
last September, about a year ago, and this kid like unseated this guy
and then they caught. They did say he was cheating, and he admitted
to cheating online on computer games of chess that I guess were I don't know,
people would watch you or something. Maybe, so he kind of admitted
to cheating there. But this one, they were gonna go for a whole
legal battle, and I think the whole thing's dropped because this kid came back
with one hundred million dollar lawsuits saying defamation of character or you have no proof
you're telling people I stuck atom beazza mine. How would you? How they?
Yeah? How are they? War? Was the evidence that led them
to that conclusion. You guess the guy kept squirming in the seat. I
have no idea, Well that's how would maybe or maybe he kept hearing like
a hurt and the kid would go oh and then move or don't. I
can't. I have no idea. Chess dot Com added that phone on the
table and vibrates a little and yeah, yeah, So this guy he slapped
the grand Master and the online platform chess dot Com with one hundred million dollars
lawsuit accusing them of defamation for the bead cheating allegations. Now months later they're
they're welcoming him back, and he says, I look forward to it.
The legal battle erupted after an Eman's upset victory over Carson, who has been
the world's top ranked player for more than a decade. And this was at
the I don't even know the Stinkworfield Cup and in uh, Saint Louis,
you're a play chess? Do you know how to play? Yeah? I
haven't played a long time. I played with the kid yet. Yeah,
it was time consuming. I mean I don't do a fast game with the
Have you ever been caught cheating at anything? Like even his test at school?
You know what? I was a kid and I played Gin Remmy with
my mom. I've played card games and board games all my life, and
I played gym with my mom. She telled the car. She goes,
I'll be right back. I gotta go to the bathroom. And I looked
at my hand and I got it sucks, and I switched with her hand.
She came back and she went first. She went gin. I never
cheated, That's like she just didn't. How did I miss that? How
did I say? Yeah? I remember my uncle John. He got mad
because I was I think I was playing at four or five and could beat
him in chess and it was just strategical. I mean, you didn't have
the phone to back then. No you don't, No, No, did
you ever cheat Danny on that? Danny never cheated on anything, just on
tests. You did cheat on tests? And see what? Oh it's it
was. There was a video I just saw and I didn't know if it
was real and I didn't have time to look it up. Just one of
those things you fall asleep to. But I think it was in Europe.
This guy was blindfolded and played thirteen different games of chess and had to keep
all the all the moves in his head and beat all thirteen people. No
shit, yeah, I'll have to look that up, but that would be
I don't know if you've seen the the second Sherlock Holmes with Robert Downey Jr.
And uh, it's becaus Moriarty and Moriarty thinks he's beat him Machin and
their chess and he stands up and they they're talking and they go okay,
rook to castle too, and it's a very cool ending and at the end
it's checkmate and you've lost. But uh, yeah, the strategy and the
timing, and you got to think one move, two moves. It's good
to learn as a kid. No, I think it's a great it's a
great thing. Yeah. My kids were in chess club and stuff when they
were a little after school and they did stuff. I don't know if they
still play. You ever catch anybody cheating it like golf or anything or carns
or Rick Riley wrote a whole book about Donald Trump cheating and his golf course.
Really well, Donald Trump always like the King John Oona, Yeah he
didn't. He say he just wants the club champion. I just want the
club championship. For the eight straight towards going crazy over his weight that was
listed at the two fifteen six two fifteen, people were like, he's not
a running back, come on. Well. Then there was O. J.
Simpson there, there's there's stories about him like he like well, the
stories about Trump was that he would carry green teas with him so that like
like if he if he found a ball like laying in the rough, he
would put it on a little green tea so he wouldn't know I did that.
Somebody saw that it wasn't me. O J. Simpson would do the
same thing, and they did. They brought this up at the Maiden America
documentary that OJ would cheat it golf like all the time, he was saying,
this ball just landed on this tea. I just I didn't see it.
It was landed on the teah chances, but people would allow it because
they got to hang with. Yeah, so electronic cheating has to be on
the on the rise because I have to think, like, yeah, I
don't know that my kid's cheet I know, I know my one son academically
couldn't in any way. I mean, they were all over you on that
stuff. But I remember getting They didn't change any She was me, my
goodness, that's so gross. They never changed any of the tests the year
I took Earth Signs. So this girl I liked was a year ahead of
me. So she gave me all the old tests older women, right,
just a little bit older, not much, not much. I just need
him a little bit, just a little. It was a little bit not
like me, like my golf score ninety six. I got go after it
too. Yeah, we got a competition, buddy. I saw somebody else's
girl for the fixture. Someone said, oh really, Yeah, I think
I know who. Yes, so I got I had the test, and
the kid who sat we sat at like lab tables, like two pera and
it was just there, weren't desks, they were just it's pretty easy just
to glance over. Yeah, so he got an He got a ninety something
and I got a ninety something. Everybody accused me of cheating, and I
go, yeah, I'll fucking show you guys why. I was so afraid
my parents would find them that I threw it up into the back of my
closet. But my closet was such a mess I didn't find it until like
the end of the year. I got all seventies the rest of the way
because I never studied. I just never studied. Earth science made a lot
of sense, but I just I don't care. I was like science.
Yeah, I probably should have been held back a year just for maturity.
Seriously, I think if I was held back a year, or I had
switched to a school much like my I sent my kid to, I think
then I would have done much better academically, because some people do that in
purpose, especially fathers. Holder kid back a year, Yeah, they'll be
better in sports. Oh well, this wasn't to be better in sports.
This just would have been a maturity thing because I think I was just there
for the party, and I could walk in and pretty much get an eighty
five. If I did nothing, I got a seventy five. But eighty
five I've just for showing up and stuff, and had I actually applied myself.
Because I'm man, I'll never forget graduating high school. And my old
man pulled me aside and goes, I don't know whether to shake your hand
or kick your head. Dumber than you got scholarships, you practically had to
drool. And my mother's father comes Bill, Bill with my dad's day.
You graduated. Good job, good jobson. He stepped in to protect me
because he could see my father was boiling, fucking boiling as we all were
walking out in our caps and gowns and heats. Ready, my old man,
he's ready to let me up fire for that. I mean, I
mean, you gotta you gotta do it progressively through high school. It doesn't
matter at the end, you know. Yeah, if you start a freshman
year you got seventy five. Well, your next test I want to see
an eighty five. Yeah, and then at least no, I mean,
like we're gonna bring your teacher. I'll tell you what. I will tell
you this. I don't know if I would have been diagnosed with ADD or
not right, because you could go off and I had a wild imagination.
I did a lot of silly, fun things, and I loved getting attention
to stuff. It's like, especially as like a older more like tenth grade.
I realized everybody was full of shit, and I was just gonna do
whatever I wanted. But I think that I I think I don't even know
where I had just lost my train of thought here. See, this is
what happened to ADD. So whenever I would run, though when I was
on the track team, I did much better in school, just naturally,
just without the DEVA felt like much effort. And I think there's something about
the repetitiveness of running and stuff because they would I was a middle distance runner,
and I didn't do as well when I played other sports like football stuff.
I didn't do as well academically. Actually I wouldn't even I wouldn't even
pay attention to like November. But then I was so fucking far behind because
I hadn't started faith that you know. Everything's a review of the first of
you get nineties, eighty, ninety, ninety whatever. But I did much
better then, and that's why I like now. I try to make sure
that I do some sort of exercised because it just helps me, just helps
me my way here. Today I called my nephew, said, we're not
going to the movies to day. By the way, We'll tell you a
little too much fun yesterday because we're supposed to go today. What we're gonna
go see Barbie? Uh No, the blue Beetle. Yeah, knock Barbie
out, I asked him. I said, you know, when the school
start next week. I'm like, when don't you look into sports? And
I think it's good for your future to meet people, even if it's just
cross country. You have to play football, you know, but just something
to get in, you know, because you're gonna need these extracurricular activities down
the line. You're gonna have to interact with people and talk and you'll make
your friends, and you're gonna learn some things and values and work ethic.
You know, you work hard, and even if it's just cross country,
you try to try to build and get better. I have something. I
have something, uh and I should look it up. I have something for
you to tell your nephew. You follow Gary v Right, I don't really
follow. I've heard of him. I don't know. Gary Vaynerchuck is this
guy that he's become sort of a motivational guy. But he's parents immigrated from
Russia. He was about seven. Uh, he did terribly in school,
but was always had that motor, you know, and his dad had a
liquor store and he went up working at the liquor store while in college and
stuff, and he built it into a multi yea, yeah, so he
had a thing and I thought it was really kind of it was great advice
for all kids, and it would had to do with going to school and
basically saying, uh, you know, say hi to everybody because you want
to make sure that you're not missing out an opportunity. So the person doesn't
say hi back. But if you're going back to school, let me see
if I can find it, because I don't want to miss quote it.
But I thought, wow, that's a really cute not cute, but it
was just a smart thing to say. Uh. Well, that was kind
of the basic thing is, you know, going back to school, make
sure you say hi to everybody because it could It could increase relationships and you
could find friends for life and become who knows what could happen, you know,
don't don't sit in the corner. Don't be afraid to say hide to
anybody. And if they don't say hi back, now you move on to
somebody else. But you know, don't, don't put it all there.
I'll think of all the people you didn't stay hi to and where they are
now and what could have been, you know, don't miss out on opportunities
to you know, whoever didn't say hi to the pretty girl because they were
too shy, somebody else did and got to have the pretty girl. Yeah,
and so just you know, get outside yourself a little bit, that's
all. Get outside yourself, get outside all right, we'll wrap it up.
Don't cheat with anel beads in school. No, actually sounds painful.
That's the number one. It's not my thing. You should tell your nephew
that. No, you know, but I don't want to ruin the kids.
He's thirteen, when he's twenty one, we're gonna take him a trip
club and I'm gonna get out of the mike and I'm gonna show him what
uncle thugs all about we're going to Canada. I gotta tell you, I
got a thirteen year old. I'm pretty sure he's heard able me say he's
got older brothers. So he's got older brothers, much older brothers, and
it has nothing to do with me. For Dan Burrello back from Austin for
Dougie, fresh fresh off the jello shot golf course and doing a great job
for Breast Cancer Coalition. Thank you. I'm Bill Moran. We'll see you tomorrow.