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Okay, welcome back to another episode
in stand up Comedy for Kids. We

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got another brand new comedian, Merlan
a magician is here and he's gonna share

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some jokes with us today. But
first, I've got a joke for you.

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What do you call a sad strawberry? What do you call a sad

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strawberry? A blueberry? Blueberry?
Okay, let's keep it going. For

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your comedian, the nihilis here for
Maryland the magician. Hello, I'm merly

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not gonna be sharing some jokes today. First, what do you call a

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magic dog? What do you call
a magic dog? A libra cadebra door,

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A libra cadebra door. What is
the name of doctor strangest cousin who

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can't do magic? What is the
name of doctor strangest cousin who can't do

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magic? Doctor normal? Doctor Normal? What do you call an owl that

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does magic? What do you call
an owl that does magic? Who?

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Denie Deenie? I show the mime
a magic trick the other day? Yes,

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I show the mime a magic trick. He was speechless. How many

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magicians does it take to do magic? How many magicians does it take to

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do magic? Well, just one
will do the trick. Just one will

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do the trick. What type of
candy does the most magic? What type

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of candy does the most magic?
Twigs? Twicks? Why doesn't Voldemort wear

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glasses? Why doesn't Voldemot wear glasses? Nobody knows, nobody knows. Did

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you hear about the magician who made
an entire art gallery disappear? Did you

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hear about the magician who made an
entire art gallery disappear? Now? Museum,

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now you don't, nor museum,
now you don't. Anyways, my

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friend is a magician and a chef. My friend is a magician and a

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chef. The food is tadah for. The food is tad for. What

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did the fisherman say to the magician? What did the fisherman say to the

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magician? Pick a cod? Any
cad? What do you call a sad

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magician? What do you call a
sad magician? A boo hoo DEENI boo

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hoo DEENI? Which magician is famous
for going to the bathroom? Which magician

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is famous for going to the bathroom? Pooh DEENI poo? How does a

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magician record his tricks? How does
a magician record his tricks with a magic

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marker, with a magic marker.
Why do magicians do so well in school?

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Why do magicians do so well in
school? They're good at trick questions?

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Why did the magician return his hat? Why did the magician return his

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hat because there was a hair in
it? What type of flooring did the

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magician install in his house? What
type of flooring did the magician install in

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his house? Magic carpet? Magic
carpet? What do you call a magician

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who loves shoes? What do you
call a magician who loves shoes? Shoe?

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Deanyany? What kind of pillows did
the magician boy for his couch?

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What kind of pillows did the magician
buy for his couch? Whoopy cushions?

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Whoopy? All right, that's all
my time. I've been Madling the Magician.

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I'll see you guys by kay.
Let's keep it gilling for Marling the

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Magician. Yeah, that was great
well. As always, be sure to

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share this episode with some of your
friends, and you can share a joke

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with us and be on a future
episode by clicking the link in the show

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notes sitting us your joke. And
as always, we'll be back next week

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with a brand new comedian in another
episode of Stand Up comedy for kids,