Okay, welcome back to another episode in stand up Comedy for Kids. We
got another brand new comedian, Merlan a magician is here and he's gonna share
some jokes with us today. But first, I've got a joke for you.
What do you call a sad strawberry? What do you call a sad
strawberry? A blueberry? Blueberry? Okay, let's keep it going. For
your comedian, the nihilis here for Maryland the magician. Hello, I'm merly
not gonna be sharing some jokes today. First, what do you call a
magic dog? What do you call a magic dog? A libra cadebra door,
A libra cadebra door. What is the name of doctor strangest cousin who
can't do magic? What is the name of doctor strangest cousin who can't do
magic? Doctor normal? Doctor Normal? What do you call an owl that
does magic? What do you call an owl that does magic? Who?
Denie Deenie? I show the mime a magic trick the other day? Yes,
I show the mime a magic trick. He was speechless. How many
magicians does it take to do magic? How many magicians does it take to
do magic? Well, just one will do the trick. Just one will
do the trick. What type of candy does the most magic? What type
of candy does the most magic? Twigs? Twicks? Why doesn't Voldemort wear
glasses? Why doesn't Voldemot wear glasses? Nobody knows, nobody knows. Did
you hear about the magician who made an entire art gallery disappear? Did you
hear about the magician who made an entire art gallery disappear? Now? Museum,
now you don't, nor museum, now you don't. Anyways, my
friend is a magician and a chef. My friend is a magician and a
chef. The food is tadah for. The food is tad for. What
did the fisherman say to the magician? What did the fisherman say to the
magician? Pick a cod? Any cad? What do you call a sad
magician? What do you call a sad magician? A boo hoo DEENI boo
hoo DEENI? Which magician is famous for going to the bathroom? Which magician
is famous for going to the bathroom? Pooh DEENI poo? How does a
magician record his tricks? How does a magician record his tricks with a magic
marker, with a magic marker. Why do magicians do so well in school?
Why do magicians do so well in school? They're good at trick questions?
Why did the magician return his hat? Why did the magician return his
hat because there was a hair in it? What type of flooring did the
magician install in his house? What type of flooring did the magician install in
his house? Magic carpet? Magic carpet? What do you call a magician
who loves shoes? What do you call a magician who loves shoes? Shoe?
Deanyany? What kind of pillows did the magician boy for his couch?
What kind of pillows did the magician buy for his couch? Whoopy cushions?
Whoopy? All right, that's all my time. I've been Madling the Magician.
I'll see you guys by kay. Let's keep it gilling for Marling the
Magician. Yeah, that was great well. As always, be sure to
share this episode with some of your friends, and you can share a joke
with us and be on a future episode by clicking the link in the show
notes sitting us your joke. And as always, we'll be back next week
with a brand new comedian in another episode of Stand Up comedy for kids,