Hello, everyone, Welcome back to episode thirty five of Isekai Dungeons and Dragons.
This is the Halloween special. Technically it's the day after day. It's
the day after Halloween. There's no Halloween stuff planned. I'm just if you
guys want to be extra spooky during this session. I do like Halloween related
things. We should have dressed up us our characters for Halloween. Yeah,
Anthony's already doing. Yeah, Anthony always does it. We are dressed up
as our characters that Carry just got the out wrong. This is just what
our guys look like. Everyone ready to show up and just be in my
place because Anthony looks just like that's real. Everyone does. Like in my
head when I'm imagining the characters as they're doing voices, everyone's character looks like
Carry's art, except for the shark, which it just looks like it just
looks like Daniel Green to me. Yeah, yeah, I don't have scars
all over my well, I got some ZiT. I got his act the
scars that I hide a little bit. We could scull your face for you,
mister Green. Yeah yeah, yeah, not in a sexual way,
just in a like a can't not be okay in a sexual way. Then
I just realized how young our audience is because I put a who killed Laura
Palmer reference in there, and I don't think anyone gets that. I don't
Twin Peaks, David Lynch. I haven't actually seen Twin Peaks. I hate
all either. I should, I probably should. I've played a video game
that's loosely eased off of Twin Peaks. Is that Alan? Is that Alan
Wake? No, that's not Alana. I don't know. I don't know
now I'm not lost. Alan Weake had the most cut scenes I've ever seen
in a fucking video game. I played a game called Deadly Premonition, which
is very Twins Peaks ish. But I don't know. I just saw the
show. Thank you A questions mystage, genuinely getting us on topic to the
game. Yeah, because of the Shark storyline, I want to multi class
to Monk. And we have had people report that that is You've been conflicting
some You've said it is possible and not. Okay, this is what I
this is what we ruled last time, right, Okay. In terms of
in Law Universe, the reason why you guys have your classes is because of
the necklaces that you got granted right, Okay. However, so I was
originally going to be like, no, you can't multi class because you only
have these abilities because of the necklaces. However, however, in the Isaki
world of Astoria, there are still people that like function like the D and
D classes, and you know that magic exists, so you could still learn
monk stuff independently of that. And so I've ruled that, yes you would.
You would be able to learn monk stuff, but you would need to
be trained by somebody who is a monk. So Jesus, so Jesus,
jesus, unless we know us, okay, and you're an apostle officially,
yeah, I think shark. Yeah, but your dexterity might be too low.
That's the shark is stupid. So when your next level lot, just
increase your dexterity and you'll be fired. Anyway, Welcome to someone's picked up
cigarettes. I'm multi classing. You have to do a last time on D
and D. I don't know. Okay, fair enough, I will,
But before I say that, there is like a Rustage D and D Bingo
card, and one of the bingos spaces I've noticed is rustage fucking dies as
in whenever I have a coffee fit and D and D because I guess it's
happened frequently and it does last time on D and D. How far back
do you want me to go? Breaks? So what world are we had?
Right now? So you guys were so you you Norman was in his
room and he and he got aide into a different world and there he met
the an assassinating a man who was like, who's just some of them who
immediately got assassinated. Then the episodes are one recapping, then all of those
episodes happened, and the last couple episodes, you guys hit me with the
Da Vinci arc. Okay, yeah, yes, so the Da Vinci saga
happened, right, the Da Vinci saga happened. You killed Da Vinci.
I think you guys. You guys are now. You guys are now trying
to activate the rest of the towers so that you guys could fight the gods
yourselves and escape this world? Is your is your end goal? You're on
your way to try and activate the Bard Tower. You found the door,
but you couldn't open the door because you didn't have the key. So you
found out the key is inside a giant sand golumn. You went to the
sand golumn, you went inside the sand golumn. It's a giant city.
And now you're trying to get the key, which is the heart. But
to get to the heart key you need the four valve keys from the four
members of the Council of Corpus, and you've killed one of them, which
is General Bone. Yes. And also we want to evacuate the Corpus.
Yeah, because the moment you take the heart, the whole city, the
whole city will collapse. You're currently with Nerve, who is the leader of
the rebellion, And is that enough for you? Do you need more?
That was actually very good. I now someone know what's going on. Did
you not watch the wonderful recap video that someone made? It was I was
laughing so hard because I clicked the recap video and one of the top comments
is like, now it's finally a video for breaks to watch you. When
I saw that, I'm like, oh, I should watch this, Like
before I read the club, I should watch this. And then you didn't
watch it. You're the only one who didn't. I watched the first Okay,
can we can we shout out Kazu trash. Yeah, making the you
know, Oh yeah, I got. I d M him on Instagram like
three months ago, and he never responded to me. I'm gonna help you
guys out and make d D recaps. He's here for He's literally just here
for the game. He does not get he doesn't care about me. I
was at a convention one time and there was a fan of my channel and
he's like, oh, you're checking him, like, yeah, you want
a picture, and he's like, nah, okay, you'll leave with you
want to picture. That's what everybody says. Everybody else, what's a picture?
Like? Like, okay, That's the thing that I said to a
fan, which immediately knew for the rest of my life, I'd never be
good at meeting fans. I had someone recognize as me and they were like,
oh, I love your content, and I went, so you like
books. That's good. It's good to have those things to talk about,
because sometimes I'll have people come up to me and they're really nice and they're
like, I love your music, and then they'll just look at me and
I'm like, oh, I don't know what to say yet next. Yeah,
honestly, I should start just saying you like books because you like books.
We all talk about books in some version or another. Yeah, yeah,
you're right. Actually that's wise words. Anyway, I'm here with Norman
Briggs. I haven't introduced one minutes ago. Yeah, I'm here with I'm
here with Norman Briggs. Hey, what's up everybody? I know what's going
on. Now, I'm here with you mean taking I'm Anthony. I don't
really have an accent. I'm like from the Midwest, so I have a
non coastal accent. There you go. Mean, I'm here with the Shark.
The Shark Daniel Green Neon's available now go buy it? Please? Oh
did you did you fix the did you fix the typo? Yes? Yeah,
contributed to the book. There was a type of rustage found which we've
had fixed. There was a couple others found. And what's fun is if
you backed the Kickstarter, you're technically giving it limited edition because right, Yeah,
I've contributed to a book. You're now officially an editor. Yeah,
proof for Daniel Green. Mm hmmm. I'm also here's bingo cards. Wait
is there a bingo? I want to talking about it earlier. Do you
guys want to give your own bingo cards, just like, yeah, we
can win. Does someone in the twitch chat have the link for it?
Let's let's load it up. I know, because it's random. Yeah I
can't at the moment because I'm using disco for the stream. Oh yeah,
and to our to everyone who's listening to this on on Spotify, welcome to
another unlistenable. If someone has the link to it, put it in the
chat of the stream chat and we will well, we will do it,
and we'll keep track of it throughout the episode. This will be the Halloween
special. I started a boulders Gate Monk Rung just so I can me too
the path for the Shark better. Oh yeah cool? Wow, so you
can learn how to play monk. Yeah yeah, some of the rules will
be slightly different. But but but you don't you know, it is fifth
edition. Most of the rules are the same, but there's some minor stuff.
Like in boulders Gate they let you just shove as a bonus section all
the time, which is just not a thing. I like it it is
now, which it's great for a video game, but it doesn't work in
D and D because you would just go around shoving everybody. Okay, yeah,
we need to read out every single box in the Bingo card for our
Spotify listeners. I mean I could do that right now, really quick,
if you want me to. Can I be introduced? Okay, I've got
my Bigo card. Russ's dad, So wait this is answer is no?
All right? I wist say here with with I wist say here with swevity,
Cody, Yaya, Wait, okay wait I can play online. Wait,
I just I haven't opened up in my photoshop software. But yeah yeah,
if you if you click the link that's on the right, you can
you can get Look here's the link. Just in now with discord. I
mean, yeah, I've got one. I've got one person, Well,
get your ingo. Russage will send them his my what I don't want necklace?
There we go. Okay, I want a load of MS paint.
All right, so let's see here. One of them says, Swabbedy is
the voice of reason, which I already feel like has happened. Yeah that's
definitely what are you doing? Okay? All right, wait, we're gonna
all have different bingos. Yeah okay, yeah, yeah that is good.
Okay, players get sidetracked, Yes, yes, all right, should have
already been sidetracked. Oh god, yes, no, we haven't had a
track to be sighted from. We've trew, we've it should just be like,
have it started the episode thirty minutes in yet? All right, all
right, all right, all right, we're gonna go. I've got it.
I've got it up at ms paint. Okay, I already said,
hellover, Welcome to the episode. You guys are currently standing around the dead
body of General Bone, and also all of the other Blood Force members I
think are also dead around you. Yeah. I think they're actually all in
like the bottom right, like because we killed those outside the house before.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're all dead. So Cody, that was
a nice one liner you had when you set those dogs to attack Bone.
I got a bone dog. That was that was cool. Huh yeah yeah
yeah yeah, Cody, you were so cool. And when you said fetch
because he's like a bone guy because his name is General Bone and their dogs
he's a Sulkan but but like his name is General Bone. Oh you said
fetch. Yeah, he's all like dogs get bones, right yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah, dogs have bones. I think I heard you are
in a lag right now, you're in you're deepened dicks dix Is are yeah,
okay, nervous, gonna walk over to the body, and he goes,
we've got to get that key from him before his body like floats away
into the water. Does that have okay? Yeah, I don't want him
to drown. I mean, do you want him to Is he dead?
He's already dead. Can I command the dogs to pull his dead body out
of the water and towards us? Yeah, I guess you. Yeah,
you printed your card. Oh okay, now we're sidetracked. Now we're sidetracked,
all right, right, so you've got okay, you can fill it
in. So they Yeah, they pull out general bones body onto the land,
blood dripping over his bones. What would you guys like to do?
I'll uh allah, I will make sure that he is dead for one thing,
and then I will go and find the key on his person. Yeah,
I mean, yeah, okay, you walk over to his body and
yeah, he's dead. Ten minutes ago, he's no, six seconds ago
he is. Yeah, he's dead. All right, I'll look around for
the key. Then uh yeah, you root around his body and you find
the the valve I think I said, yeah, the valve, which is
a key valve okay, Well, anything else of note that's on him,
a picture of his family or anything. Uh no, he he doesn't actually
have any possessions on him. He lives a minimalist lifestyle. Wow, that's
his weapon. Well you notice his weapon now is just the hilt of a
sword. Yeah, it's a sulking energy weapon. Bone sly you want this
thing. I tossed it at him. Uh, bone slow grabs it.
Wait, is bonstalk conscious? No, Boss unconscious? I tossed it both.
Yeah, we stabilized. You stabilized him, but I don't think he
picked her back up. So many numbers the scroll through. Oh yeah,
because we were all like a million D twenty. Yeah, you stabilized him,
but I don't think he picked her back up. Okay, Well I'm
the I'm the guy with the heal I'm the EMT, so I'll do this.
Yeah, okay, you heal him. Yeah he gets back with one
HP. Okay, so you you heal him with one HP. Well no,
actually I could use a healer's kid. So he has one D six
plus four. Okay, then roll out one D six plus four. But
he he gets back up just the time to grab the weapon out of the
sky six points. He just grabbed it. Okay, yeah, uh but
what is this he says, oh no, but he used it to like
summon like a whip thing. It was pretty scary. Actually, oh this
is the whip handle was a different thing. But you can do that as
well. All right, he had two weapons. All right, I'll roll
on that one too. Yeah, I mean had four arms in it.
Yeah, I was gonna say you had four arms. You know, Bone
Slaw does not use weapon. You make fun of bones Saw say he need
weapon? No, Bone Slaw. I'm just saying that, Like, you
know, we could just leave these weapons here, or you could have them
in case you you need them. What I can't. You did get you
did get knocked out. It was pretty bad. Bone slow will get stronger.
Where is that big bear? I would take him down. I worry
about the bear. Don't worry about the bear. Bone Slaw, Bone Slavery
time. He doesn't know what to say. He just says his name.
He's the He's the second character to do that. He's the third character to
do that. When I talk about both Brick and black Bear, do it
and say other things aside from Brick. Yeah, okay, okay, Bone
FLA reminds me of Pokemon normally Norman, but basically I'm if you really think
about it, do you guys Do you guys still like play Pokemon? Have
Pokemon in your day? Oh, Pokemon's all over the place in my day,
It's huge. Yeah, makes sense. Games are still one save file
each though, even in Gen fifteen, it's just still they're they're the game
freak really doesn't change the overall formula. Why would they have a formula that
works. They have a formula that works. There are over three thousand though,
and we do do Pokemon fusions now, so that's the thing. Pokemon
fusion. Do you do a little dance? Oh yeah, they do a
little dance. There's like VR like you have to just shed Norman. Video
games in my world are like there was an anime that came out before my
time called Sword Art Online. It's kind of like that. Yeah, I
think one of my favorite anime. Yeah, there you go, it's like
that. Yeah, of course not all the murder. Well there was that
one time, but aside from that, of course, it's his favorite anime.
Never watchhit Daniel Green. Oh I have O monster something better. Don't
watch that one either. Chat. I haven't actually watched it, but don't
tell them, Okay, okay, I'd love it if chat was just filtered
people going, oh, I got you got you don't. We won't tell
us anyway. Anyway, guys, how much time do we have before nighttime?
Nighttime? And this thing? I'm surprised you remember that because I didn't
include that in my recap. Yeah, you guys. It's it is like
mid afternoon, like five six pms, and the moment, well not that
not that late, like four five is right, It's it's mid afternoon,
and and once it gets to like sleepy sleepy times like tennish. Okay,
then the the the thing starts moving and you're you're trying to take care of
everyone before then, so we got to grab the others. Then our plan,
if I'm remembering correctly, was to take out General Born first in order
to begin the evacuation. Because yeah, that we've cut the head off,
the blood falls, yes, so that we can essentially be like, hey,
your general's dead, we're leaving, and if nerves people can start getting
people out, that would be ideal. Yeah, I mean, yeah,
that would be great. A nerve turns round to Anthony you think you could
disguise yourself as this freak like you did. I could disguise myself as anything,
even macaroni and cheese. I've never tried that. Actually, you've never
tried. You never tried macaroni and cheese. Oh no, macaroni and cheese.
There was a lot of food that was they had to remove it because
of how unhealthy it was. There is a thing that happened later on.
I'd rather die than give up mac and cheese. And I'm lacked those intolerant
so you would die having mac and cheese. Okay, Yeah, Do you
want to disguise yourself as as general Bone just go around to impersonating all of
the higher Yeah, that's that's fine with me. It's just a spell,
right, you don't do Yeah, it's if someone has to do a check
against you, if they're suspicious of you at all. Yeah, okay,
you want me to do it now? Nerve looks around and says, I
don't know what the plan only last one hour. No, we should use
it when we're doing the right Cody, Yeah, I mean I think we
should just get the evacuation going right now. The sooner the better, Right
then, as soon as we've defeated these higher ups, we can. You
don't think an evacuation will alert the higher ups that because right now we've done
all this quite subterfuse taking them out one at a time as as they're far
away. But the moment the evacuation starts, I feel like they will come
together make it more difficult for us. Yeah, even if there's only three
other like strong opponents, if we get all the guards rushing us, this
might not go smoothly. Yeah, I think we did. We need that,
we need to go. Look, really, my worry is is we
need to take him out one at a time, Pomo and the Chairman.
Yeah. I could transform into bone and command the blood force, but I
feel like, you know, if I command them to like attack Pomo,
that might that gets into a conflict of higher archy. They would suspect that
something was up. I thinks would still have to be semi reasonable. Yeah,
Okay, we leave the evacuation for now. We'll try and continue our
subterfuge and all right, get get these less guys on their own, because
if they team up, we might not be able to take them down.
Is that what you're saying? Yeah, the voice nerve where's the closest one.
Where's the closest I can't remember Nerve's voice? Is that is that bad?
Good enough? Had the Sulcan accent? If he just was just a
guy? Does that close? Does that count? Is Crustage messing up a
name? He messed up an accent? No? No, yeah, okay?
What is going on with this shark right now? That's what I was
about, Like, I'm just waiting patiently. I'm trying not to contribute because
about that. We're okay, so that the combat is over the shark.
What's happening with you at the moment is you're talking to Juli like you started
drinking with him. You motivated each other, he motivated you know, you're
being more pacifist. He's gonna be a lawyer. That was the whole conversation
you guys were having. Is there anything you want to do before regrouping or
do you just want to stay here and wait for people to come to you.
I'm gonna stay here and hang out with my buddy. I'm alsoly gonna
just ask about you know, like local important people I might want to meet
that I could learn from. I'm on a spiritual quest. It's very important
to me. So I'm just trying to, you know, just try and
changing the vibe. And I'm opening up to him about how hard it's been
for me despite my desire for your peace, to actually feel peace. Hmmm
yeah, yeah, yeah, who you are asking? You? Ask you?
Do you like or would like? The bartender? Oh? Do you
like? And I assume the bartenders he's not, I'll hurt him. I
don't. I don't. Oh do you like? Turns to you. Well,
my friend, maybe after all this, we can we can go to
the capitol and we'll find somebody there together. I've heard great things about the
Vestorian capital. That's good. Okay, yeah, that I'm down. Or
do you want to join up with my crew or do you have your own
crew? Could we cral? I mean, well, I am part of
the blood force. Bit I'm thinking of quitting after hearing your words, so
I'm in outside your work. Do you have any friends? Not really,
I quite keep everything quite close to my chest sort of guy. But you've
really opened up my eyes, you see. I I do have a friend
and me right there? Well, thank you all that? Yeah? Do
you want a hug? No? Okay? Sorry you guys definitely already hugged.
Yeah, I think that'd do too much. I don't want to push.
It's a second Huggies too much. Second Huggies too much. You're right,
But yeah, like so, I don't know. I can introduce you
my friends. Maybe you could hang out, you know. Good? Are
you interested in like exploring the world and fighting some gods? I don't want
to do. I want to become lawyer. Oh that's right, Well you
could lawyer the gods. Have you thought about that? I think you could
probably beat them? Sorry, what do you? What do you mean by
gods? This is an escalation I did not expect. Oh, we're fighting
gods. That's what I don't I don't want to kill them anymore. It's
not like a physical fight. It's more of a No, it's a physical
I may have found it a problem with my new ideology. I'll figure it
out. Don't worry. We're just gonna We're gonna deal. I am consented.
I don't know if I have the capabilities to fight deities, but I
believe you could become a great lawyer. Maybe, well, thank you,
the best lawyer. And I'm gonna be honest. I have no idea how
my whole crew hasn't been arrested for like many felonies, like such an amount
of felonies that I'm pretty sure we're gonna be written about in textbooks. Do
you have textbooks? We have books? Yes, yes, okay, So
if you could represent us, if I could call on you if we ever
do get in legal trouble, that'd be wonderful. Oh, that would be
yes. If I can get my qualifications to get it all sorted out.
How what do you need to beat your qualifications? I need to go to
university. Can you afford it? No? But how much does it cost?
I don't know. I haven't. We're getting ahead of us, so
a little. I need to get out of the city first, and then
I would okay, well how much gold do you need to get out of
the city. God is not the issue. The issue is the other blood
force members that stop each other from getting out of the city. Can you
not bribe them? No? Bribery is a crime, okay, But everyone
has a price, right, Like, if if I give you a thousand
gold to punch the guy next to you, you're gonna do it. Do
you have a thousand gold? I'm just saying, like I can I can
get you out of the city. You can get me out of the city.
Yeah, come along with me, all right, just join up.
I'm you're gonna be my little If there's a big portrait, you're my little
portrait guy. Come with me, and we're gonna get you out of the
city. And I'm gonna pay for your schooling, because guess what, I'm
a generous man. Thank you, Thank you, my friend. You know,
this is probably the kindest thing that anyone has ever done for me.
Yeah. Just if you die, it's not my fault. I okay,
all right, come back to the rest of the group. What is your
plan? Who do you recommend we go for next? Who do I recommend
and where they be? Roughly? Well, Pomo at this time, she's
being the lungs I think she's doing she yeah, Oh, I actually,
yeah, that was. I talked to Bone about her, apparently because I
was that was the girl. I said, like, oh, Pomo is
actually the evil one. And we talked a bit Bone and he said that
Pomo was like an old lady that might have been going a little senile,
so maybe she might be easy to take. I really don't want to beat
up the old lady. It seems like Bone and Pomo. They were not
really on the best of terms. They did not like each other. Oh
well, I lucked out then using her. I could have used the other
guy. I could have used the cranium guy instead. Oh yeah, that
would have been a bad idea. They both take orders from cranium, but
they do not take orders from each other. Okay, I get you.
She would be in the lungs doing her evening service around this time. Is
she religious? She's the archbishop. Okay, that doesn't technically answer the question.
No, it doesn't really. I don't have then the bishop. I
mean, she's not like the megapope in the future. In the future,
we have the megapope. It's just a really big pope. It's the pope
inside of agantic cat. It's the megapope. Oh my god, like shape
like a church. Yes, yes he did. They just made it instead
of the pope car It's just a giant mech to protect the pope. Now.
Oh wow, okay, wait, yeah, real quick, Can I
just say the shark is actually heading towards the party, because in the middle
of the bar, he's just gonna be in the middle of a drink and
he's gonna go Finn fuck door. And okay, Finn is not with you
guys, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Finn is at the capital.
Yeah, and he's gonna be like, I haven't checked in in a
long time. My bad. So he's gonna be like, ah, I
gotta have a baby, and I hope. Oh it's so dope. I
mean, Julia goes, oh, where are you going? So I got
a baby, I gotta check in on with a sitter. Come on,
let's go. You have a child. It's not mine, but I have
this is you kidnapped a child? Hey? You know the it's father that
everyone who bored it dead, So I'm taking care of it. And I
don't remember if I killed him or not. Let's just go what is this?
Okay? I mean I starting the adventure of a lifetime. All right,
Julie comes back off again. Meanwhile, I think all of us are
ready to set off towards the lungs. I mean, Neve will inform you
that Chairman Cerebrium he lives in the brain. Uh and makes sense. Yeah,
and counsel and Lobe is often seen near Chairman Serebrum. And we're in
the arm right now. We're in like the hand or the We didn't kill
did we? Just? Yeah? Yeah, he's still alive and knocking around.
Okay, then, which is the closest thing. I think the lung
would be the lungs belated, Yeah, the closest and the most isolated.
Do we just want to leave bones body in the middle of this field?
Throw it in the lake? Throw it? I mean, all right,
fine, this is what Okay, I lift up his dead body and toss
it in the lake. I guess there's anything I've learned from watching true crime.
All you got to do to hide a body for like nine months is
put it in like a little bit of a bush. Yeah, that's this
is like some fantasy world. We're inside of a giant golem right now.
Anyways, So like people probably die every night when the thing moves around too
much. So who has the highest passive perception here? I think it's right?
What do I that he might hear high wisdom? You have fifteen?
Yeah, yeah, that's a I have fifteen as well. You see there
in the window of the house next to you, guys, the old man
from earlier, that captive Boone was telling off. He's looking through the window
with like fear in his eyes. Can I give him like a thumbs up?
Can you do a persuasion? Roll of the thumbs up? Not working?
Just continue to do the persuasion. Eight. He is not persuaded.
Like a sweat trickles down his face while he does the thumbs up. I'm
behind him. You get intidation, and I'm gonna get intimidation of the thumbs
down is bad, but go ahead, it's funny. Okay, that's good.
He's terrified and I'm gonna be behind Norman giving another thumbs up. I
know what to think. So he's terrified by Norman. Can you do a
persuasion for me? Then? Ten? Ten? Just so now it's it's
so Norman takes it. Uh. The old man is terrified and he he
faces Actually at this moment he would he's old. So Norman, you get
the thumbs down, blood soaked grounds, and the old man just faints in
his house. Well, we took care of the witnesses. I guess.
Yeah, I'm sure it'll be fine, right, I turned to Anthony.
I mean, don't worry, guys that used my observation. Hockey conquered.
Yeah, it's conquerors. Norman come on. Now, I've been sucking this
world. I haven't been able to read get my one piece fixed in a
while. Do you want to just to tell you how it ends? Right
there? I can just tell you the only reason I would go back to
the right. No, that's the only reason. Yeah, that's important yet
all right, I already actually know what the one pieces as a dead greed
of the shark, as in the Shark. Okay, okay, at some
point on an adventure, I'm to ask you what you think it is.
Okay, bear in mind the shark. Okay, have they arrived? Well,
no, the shark can't get to you at the moment because he has
to take that train that you were only able to take because you were disguised
as couseman lope. Oh the tram car. The tram car. So what
will probably happen will start heading in the up direction, so you'll probably meet
at that point at the shoulder. Well, I thought I would use the
guy who has like credentials to be like, get us on. He doesn't
have he is he is a blood force guard. He doesn't have credentials.
He doesn't even you guys can just wait for us there and will I'm gonna
get combative then not like violent. I want to be clear, I'm getting
combative as it's the same energy as like Adam Sandler and anger management. If
you okay, yeah, okay. So you're the guy who runs the train
and the shark you approach with juw lag jew lads and his blood force arm
uh and two legs like I mean, I need like official orders to be
able to go back to the hand districts. It's and yeah, the guy
the train conductor is like told it right there, I'm here. This is
character growth. I'm gonna put my hand on his shoulder. I'm gonna go,
hey man, please do a persuasion role. It has to be a
good one. Oh I'm so ready to persuade this motherfucker. Amen, please
please please. He puts a hand on your shoulder and goes no. And
then at that moment, the rest of the party just arrivees via tram and
you guys, you see this. Let him go, shark, let him
go, shark. No, please, please, don't little feathers like I
thought you chaste your ways. Don't kill him. I tackle. I was
just letting him go. I was just letting him go. It was all
fine, do I believe you? I'm I look at his shoulder. There's
no Bruce. I wasn't even squeezing hard. No bruise on his shoulder.
It's true, no Bruce. The man goes, there's no bruise on my
shoulder. I've not heard, sir, sir, was he attacking you?
Who are you disguised? Is at the moment, I'm disguised as nobody.
I'm just anthem. Are you just Anthony? He's gonna go, who the
fuck are you? Guys, Anthony Schmidt. Nice to meet you. Uh,
you were the you were the lot that were He then looks at Nerve.
He's like, you were the lot that councilman Lobo escorting. Yeah,
he sent he was a nice guy. We went, we had some we
had some cake and some tea, and he gave us a special job to
do, which you should let us do. He then points at Nerve,
who is clearly just standing there. He's a terrorist. He's also part of
a special job that we cannot tell anybody else. Look, we even have
a guard with us here. Man, we're under supervision. I'm Gonnahoo pointed
Mahmie, two lad goes, yes, we are. We are ye.
No, it doesn't. Often a lot of community. There's often a lot
of miscommunications. We thought was a terrorist, turns out he's not. Yes,
my dad, my dad was a lawyer. Yeah you yes. What
is the ground made of? It's like sandstone. Okay, I'm going to
use stone ship the spell just to rise five feet of stone from the ground
up around the conducta and I'm like, can we please go to the lungs.
I'm just gonna like then you're just like, guy, oh, I
got okay, yeah, do you do that? Do you want to?
You're doing his whole buddies, his head still up. Just do you like
five feet so I'm assuming he's like more than five feet, will be like
up to the top of his chest? Yeah, yeah, so you just
his arms are like trucked in that. Uh excuse me. So I'm gonna
get you out eventually. Don't worry about it. We gotta go. I'm
gonna say before I leave, you didn't say please, So we're just going.
Then, I think, okay, yeah, let's get let's go.
I grab sharkly, let's just go. Come on. Nerve worried about didn't
say the magic words. I understand. Nerve sorry. Uh, I,
oh, maybe made a friend's friend. Now, coded get your ship together.
What's your name? My name is Julig. Are you sure you guys
that notes doing terrorism. We're not right. We're fighting for freedom. We're
fighting for freedom. We're fighting. We're gonna we're gonna get everybody out of
this this place. You guys are trapped. Yeah, these will no one
are not allowed to leave, and we're gonna let them leave. So it's
light terrorism. Uh, that sounds like a kid thing. Well, you
know General Bone, right, Anthony's just convinced he was a kinky. I
mean I hateed General Bone. I didn't like working unto him. Oh,
I have great news for you. Then he's dead. He decided to retire
to the ear. Uh to the ear? Yeah, the left or the
left to a deception, the ear is the retirement. It's like it's like
the retirement home. Okay, I did not know that, but that must
be true. I don't know why you're the running. I guess remember what's
un stop doing it. We're on a tram, right, We're not running
to the lung. No, No, you're off the tram. You are
running. You are running to the lung. All right then there's no true
I am to the lung man that needs to be structurally worked out. There
are like there're like lifts and elevators and such. You walk round to the
nearest elevator, you could see the in the air like that. You have
the central sphere that you guys are trying to get into with its four pathways
connected to it. But above them there is like these this sacks of stone.
I love, yeah, those sacks. Yeah, look at those sacks
of stone. And you you go to one of the the lift elevators and
there's a little button on it that that says the the Church of Breath and
good, I get it. Did you transform back? You're still a web
bear. But he's just he's he's like got he'sed animal French one. Yeah,
he's a docile wear bearing drug use. Is he against drug use?
The anti drug bear? Yeah, the dear bear? Oh yeah, I
remember that guy. What dare is a thing? It might just be an
American just anti drug thing you learn in like elementary fault. That's all you
got. Yeah, it's probably not a British thing. Don't worry about it.
Pharmaceutical clumpy should use blue blood blue blood ragnar to sell drugs. Yeah,
he would be very pro One bear for it, one bear a dead
try drugs kiddrug like ragnar Act. You were incorporating it, and Chat just
corrected me it's a lion, So I was completely rode. I didn't remember
either. You kept taking you were just backing me up for no reason because
I had the Dare Ship and in fifth grade I got a I got a
certificate for it. Actually it was on you cut out. Yeah, it
might be still on the wall. Just showed up and drugs. He didn't
didn't do drug drugs. This is It makes it sound like you recovered from
a drug addiction when you were five. Well, okay, fifth grade.
Sorry, wait, you guys didn't have like cops come in and tell you
horror stories about drug use because they did that to us. We learned it
in PC. But the it's not what we call it PSC, P S
A C E E. Did you not have that? I mean that's basically
the equivalent of probably, I love that you have life skills Days. Is
such a fun way of putting it because it makes it sound like they're teaching
you how to go into the minds. Worked in the mine it's just such
a northern way of putting that letter. It's called PC for us because I
think it's physical sexual children health we have we had a day day like sexual
children Is it called sexual health something? Education? Education, it's gone so
clearly it didn't fucking work whatever. I think this is Russage messes up an
apparently rustige and acronyms are like oil and water. Guy, I'm so close
to bide. It's it's it's personal, social health and economic education. Yeah,
we had like one day where they taught us that and that was it.
There was a lesson I gen animation of a guy called fruit boy and
he used to tell you how to eat fruit. And I showed it in
class and everyone really liked it and I was very cool. That's where it
storted. Okay, you're in the cold in an elevator. Break make a
quick key break. I'm very sorry. You guys are in an elevator with
with every is a speed running you guys in the elevator. Are you going?
Are you using it? I mean yeah, we're going. Yeah.
So is it like there's two lungs? So is it like left lung,
right lung? Like? What is this? Yeah? The separate church.
Are they separate denominations? Like what there were two churches and nov goes ones
for the morning, once for the evening. Oh so it's the same.
Okay, well it's it's in the evening. So I guess we're going to
the evening church. Yeah, all right, all right. It steeps the
elevator. Muse zach, dude, dude, I commit to the assuming it
is really slow elevator. Yeah, it like creaks. It's because all of
you are on it, and you guys have collective weights exceeds the weight limit
for this twelve people. It's like a dog. Guys. I am also
a fire I'm a fire marshal also, and I can tell you this is
really not safe that we're in this elevator. Is a dog with Hachiko is
still there? Oh? I think you meant my dogs know your twelve dogs
are not there? Can you imagine if I brought all them? No,
hatchie, cos I turned to bone slow, like this elevator is going too
slow. Grab the ropes. No, I would really recommend you guys don't
do that. Cody and bone slot as you're putting the ropes like eighties fitness
music just starts playing I know what I'm doing the soundtrack from Rocky four.
Yeah, from Rocky four, the best Rocky Yeah, I didn't know they
had four of them. That's like seven now, like Rockie four, the
one that has the best music. You would say, Yeah, I've and
Drago my god, yeah, we're they're working out in Russia and it's just
like you know, hearts on five. Yeah, it's the fucking best movie
ever. Yeah, okay, you guys, get up to the your elevator
reaches, it goes inside the lung creepy, I know, it's kind of
crazy. And it reaches the inside and it raises up into what looks like
this chapel. And the chapel has a couple of windows the side where you
can see they're like stained glass, but the stained glass is all like pink,
and you can see the rest of Corpus just in this pink hue.
And I like the Colors game. And there's this weird kind of gross veiny
pink all round the church, and there are there are four hooded people sitting
on benches, all looking forwards towards this lady who has delicate pink hair and
vibrant pink eyes, but her skin is pale and white like a human.
Okay, is there a congregation, like, is it like a packed house?
There's four it's just four guys. It's just four fellas. I'm gonna
transform into bone. Does she seem human or does she seem sulky? She
seems half breed, like she has she has the ears and the eyes and
of a sulkin, but her skin color is more human like. And she
only arm. She only has two arms, so she didn't get she didn't
get the fore arms. She's a Salcan human Hucan yeah, or she's a
Hucan. Uh so wait, so the Sulcans that only have two arms are
half breeds. Yes, they don't have three arms. There are some half
breeds that do have forearms. It's it's you know, it's a two and
a half arms, two and a half hour. There's never a situation where
there's like three arms or like two and a half. It's I mean,
there would be mutations every once in a while. Someone probably be born with
three arms. Yeah, but that's like that's not common, right, Okay,
I'm gonna transform into general bone on her way down. Oh you're you're
on your way up, you mean, but yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, So you're transforming to the general boat. So she has pre steal
clothes on with lungs inscribed into her clothes and it's like a holy silverwood lungs
and a heart in the middle. She has a giant staff on her back.
Just as we're getting into the lungs, Couddy's going to like see her
and be like, this is who we have to kill. Well, I'm
gonna try to not kill her, but we could. I'm gonna try.
I don't know. I mean, when you enter the room, everything seems
really silent except for just this heavy breathing noise that's coming from everybody. Oh,
this is a great atmosphere, world, Thank you. I took phoony
in the university. Oh there, he goes, you took f F e
U A H. I think you mean college. God damn market. So
I don't have Russage diet on mine. Rustige messes up at no and then
a Resige almost dies laughing. Well he's not laughing that. The lady looks
up at you and your chairman bone. You're sorry, your general bone,
and she goes, you know that's I do not wish you to be here,
Bone, Okay, really clarify her name is Pomo correct? Yeah,
okay, Polmo. I know you won't believe me, but I'm here to
worship with you this evening. You sound a little different. I mean,
I I know how Bone speaks. Can I do a role to determine how
I could mimic it? Yeah? I just want you to do an impression,
right, I mean, like I can I can make him sound like
myself. For Nicholas Cage, this is established the only impression he knows,
Daniel what was what was southern? I could do tea Southern? Just sound
like this, right, general Bone? Yeah, okay, I could do
that, all right, all right, It's like, Homo, I'm here
to worship with you this evening. You seem to have brought quite an audience
with you. Obey our new ones that seek your wisdom. I'm gonna I'm
gonna attempt to approach her. She scowls over and she sees neve. It's
a it's a really problem to have Nerve here that and I'm trying to do
a thing. I'm trying to approciate. She's gonna let me approach her.
You are able to slowly walk towards her whilst you guys are talking. I
mean she also goes to his nerves. I think something maybe up here she's
going to do. Okay, it's a it's an investigation check right, Okay,
okay, she will do it. She will do one to one to
do one. Wait what the okay on to one do one? And is
the DC just like it's Anthony's DC? Yeah, yeah, okay, so
that would be for me, that'd be like fifteen. Uh okay, is
me soaking your cigar creating a discraction at all? Chess says that it might
be insight instead of is it insight inside? INSIGHT's better for her? Well,
I'll take the same role, just I'll do the insight like modifier.
I think it might not still hit. With the insight modifier, it would
be fifteen. Does that fifteen? Is my? Oh? Okay. So
she notices that you are not bone, which I think it's pretty obvious.
I mean, I guess, yeah, so you have. I do want
to say, Anthony, you are quite weak. I am I just pretty
little heads up. So she goes, I see through your disguise. Listen
to me very carefully. That guy behind me back there. He's gonna kill
us. All Just listen to me and we can both make it out of
this alive. All right. This is a this is a crazy deception check.
But go ahead. I'm talking very low right now, so I know
I'm not bone. I get it, but please help me. Oh wait,
which one are you referencing the nerve? I guess, yeah, what
so I'm doing? What am I giving a thumbs down? What am I
doing here? You're doing a deception? Okay, deception? Why Dandie agreed
to pro jered that problem? Yeah, they're not. I threw a thumbs
up and then it put a thumbs up in for some reason. Yeah,
wait, did you not do what? I mean? Your camera's frozen and
there's just a thumbs up on your camera. I don't know how that happened.
Okay, what wait? Did you do? It? Is another did
a thumbs up and then that's what happened. Like, I have no idea
how that happened. I got a new camera, and I guess it's part
of the software. Your camera has a software that when you do a thumbs
up, it breaks the camera. I don't know. Okay, just never
we're here. Hello, okay, So she I'm gonna use I'm using flash
of genius with that. I added my intelligence mod to that, so it's
actually a sixteen. Oh oh, okay, all right, I know I'm
not general, but I'm aware of that. But I need your help right
now. I'll make her do an insight then on your deception here because her
natural one, because she's very suspicious of you, and this will be the
role to determine eighteen what did you get to provate? What was your Yeah?
What was yours? Again? As in what was your deception? It
was sixteen? Okay, so she does not believe you. It's a very
it was a very good attempt, a valiant effort. But she looks at
you and goes and she looks down at nerve and says, if I'm going
to be honest, even in the worst case scenario, Daniel Green's frozen again
because he didn't off you. Look, so there was great, everyone can
check off. Daniel Green does a visual gag on their It doesn't do you
alright? Does it for thumbs up? Does it do it for heart?
Oh? What the fun is? Just freezes? That's cool? Okay,
then do any of that again? Okay, okay, all right. Anyway,
so she figured out that I'm not well, and she says, regardless
of who you are or what you're trying to to do against me here,
I can deal with nerve. I can deal with you all. And she
brings down the okay, you can deal with me any day in that regard.
Because I walked forward to talk to her, I'm gonna activate boots of
the Winding Path and just teleport back to the group really quick, okay,
And I'm like, fair point zip of this back to the group. Al
Right, guys, I tried. Didn't work, all right, guys,
this guy's comes off. I stop concentrating on it, okay. And then
I guess, you, guys, she's gonna pull out her staff, and
I guess we're rolling for initiative, okay. And I really old. No,
she's not that old. She's just like, well, she doesn't look
that old. She doesn't look that old. That's the thing she in terms
of her parents. She looks maybe like in her thirties, but she could
be older. She just you know, takes good care of her skin.
The shark. After all this time, you look over in Anthony and see
how INJUREDY is and go. Wait, did you guys fight somebody? Nothing
happened? Okay? Oh fuck? All right, Cody, you actually go
first. Oh sweet, I'm going to start by casting healing spirit on top
of Anthony. That's great, Thank you so much. By the way,
do you control yog now because you're friendship with him? Yeah, I mean
he might listen to me. He's a friend. He's sitting there and he's
eating honey out of a big pot. Oh that's nice. I brought a
friend. Wait, why is why is my friend already have damage? Uh?
Oh right, he wasn't. No, he was stabbed by nerve in
the arm during the fight. Oh yeah, that was that was the reason
he left. All right. How much does that heal? One D six?
Yeah, I would continue. I consider it a short rest. You
guys hang it out at the bar, so I'll put it back on four.
So, Cody, you summoned this healing spirit. No are the healing
spirit, it says, as it appears in a five foot cube. As
it appears and at the beginning of Anthony's town is going to heal in one
D six. Oh thank you. It's very very good. Nothing, it's
just one D six just yeah, yeah, but it's good because it stays
around. You could just move it around over all the unconscious people. So
yeah, three, you get three health right now? I get three health
right now? All right, So I'm then Cody's gonna like step forward.
He's gonna he's gonna be like, I don't know. I was raised to
kind of respect religious folk, but uh, I think we're gonna have to
do this. Huh. We just need the valve honestly, Yeah, taking
care of her, I mean we could knock her out. I guess this
would be one with the breath. Feel free to like move your token in
terms of where you thought your character would be. By the way, just
for you where you're starting. I was chilling on a bench with a cigar.
I'm happy where I'm at right now. Yeah, yeah, this is
this is probably where we were to be fair Yeah to us, like sixty
feet away would be next to the shark. The bone slaw would be next
to the bone. Slow. Yeah, and then I guess the wear bears
at the back eating honey, eat eating honey. I was gonna have to
trans form into a big creature. I'm going to transform into a was that
a rhino? Last time? I think you were. Yeah, yeah,
because we had to look up what sound they made. Yeah, oh yeah,
and they made this sound. Yes, yeah, that's right. It
looks at up and that's what they sound they made. Check the last episode
it was more like a squeaker though, was like, no, it was
a it's a very low like no, no, no, no, no,
that's the thing is. It wasn't a low noise at all. It
was remember I remember it as a very low audible thing. No, no,
no, no, no, no, little feathers next, definitely something
high pitched. Yeah, but I'm gonna I'm gonna transform forget, I'll just
be a bear. I'm gonna transform it with cave but all right, which
is like big type of pretty story. Actually, I'm not gonna do that
because you can only transform a beast that you've seen. So I'm going to
transform into a huge polar bear. Nice, and I'll start charging forward.
I have a movement speed of forty as a polar bear. I'm charging a
line straightforward. Okay, it is Pomo's turn. She breathes out this like
she breathes in, and then she breeds out a ray of holy light towards
you, Cody, and also Anthony, nervn Bone Slaw straight down the aisle.
I need you all to do a saving throw for me. Okay,
which one you'll find out in a second where thank god Norman moved to the
left, and moved Norman to the left, and I'm like, he'd want
to see her face, so like you wanted to get an angle. You'll
find that miss the shark as well. It is a constitution saving throw.
Oh but I'm not in the way. Yeah, you're not in the ways.
Cool, all right, flash of genius. That's a reaction. I'm
assuming I'm getting a new reaction when we're starting the fight again. Okay,
yeah, can't save Okay, oh boy, this this might not go well.
Twenty one succeeds, that's not good. It's fourteen. Fourteen does not
succeed. I'm probably going yeah, you're probably going down. I saw even
that struggling one. So the beam flack forward. Anthony, you take twenty
two damage, You're blasted out. CARDI you only take eleven damage. Bone
Slaw, even if he took half damage, would be knocked out from that.
Anthony, I do want to say that you are blinded, so when
you when I come back, when you come back, you will be blinded,
oh lovely, and nerve is also probably gonna take it. Yes,
So he takes a full twenty twenty two and he is blinded, Carzie,
he scrapes out. Oh my god, bone Slow is on the ground again
because he only had like six healths and he he fails his death saved normally.
Norman, you know it's your turn, all right. I think it's
gonna be a tough fight. It's gamer time, boys. Yeah, I
don't really put take his knee up on the bench, and he's like,
throw the fire in the flames and bring the ship down. We carry on,
and he like he'd throw the fireball at the back of the room.
Okay, what is the radius of fireball again? Twenty right? And then
it's twenty feet Oh you mean in terms of yeah, twenty ft radio radio.
So I would throw it on to Pomo, it would hit it would
hit Pomo in two of the coatists the brass perfect. Yeah, I'll aim
right for her. Then all right, go ahead, you fling out a
fire ballard either way, there's a L twenty Yeah. I don't know if
you guys have seen the new tools that lets you measure things like yeah,
let's go okay, yeah, so that would hit him. All right,
you gotta do a deck stirty saving throw, all right, yeah, yeah,
I'll have to Yeah, all right, all right, so uh pomo
with the decks sagely saving throw and then the breathers with the decks nineteen?
Does that succeed? I called breathers. They're called breathers. Breathers. They're
just sitting there like all they do is is fifteen. So succeeds. But
the priests fail. Well wait, there's two of a minute. Yeah,
the breathers both fail, so they both die immediately. So the two breathers
of as the fire licks up around them and they burn off into flames,
the two of the next of them look around and go start breathing faster.
Horific kind She takes half damage. It's like the lungs can't take the heat.
Oh my god. Okay, like, I don't know if that's not
Little Feather pulls out her bow. Cody, do you need nice boots?
I can. I can shoot the woman, but I could also shoot the
guys with the masks in the hoods and the praying oh yeah, you can't
speak. She turns around to Anthony who'sunconscious. Oh yeah, you too.
She turns to the shark. I do not take orders from him. Turns
the Norman. Actually, I don't trust this guy either, turns to boats.
Oh, ship, turns to nerve. I don't turn. She'll listened
a bear before she lists the sharks. So funny, I just she's gonna
shoot. I think, well, now now we know little feathers canonical chain
of commands. I'm pretty high up. Actually, she's gonna fire two shots
at Palmo. She hits one nice for five damage. It is no you
likes turn? Do you turns with the shark? My friend? This feels
wrong for me to attack. She she lights our crops. She brings rain
through her breath to fertilize our fields. What weapons do you have on you?
Sword? Nothing range wise? Let me check my inventory going through.
I have a heavy crossbow. Can you just just use your turn to give
me that? Do you want my heavy cross Yeah, so you gave me
your guns away. I still can't believe you just did that. Okay,
he gives you the heavy crossbow. Okay, that's his turn. Yeah he
has Yeah, that's it. Uses movement to give me the huggy one earlier,
and he holds you and he goes, good luck, my friend,
good luck, thank you, good luck willelm. Okay, so my turn.
Uh yeah, it's actually easier to go ahead. Uh. So I
zoom down in your little map there rustage, and guess what's directly above this
person? Fire chand schandelier. Yes, there is a chandelier in this room,
so it's directly above this boss. I'm going to get down on one
knee, take aim with the crossbow, and shoot at the chain. Okay,
uh you do have to roll a hit to hit the chain. Gosh,
it's the same. It's the same role to hit that your gun would
be, but it would do a different damage. So click your gun button
because this can I do the multi attack or because it's a is it a
repeating crossbow? Like what's the set up here? You would be able to
attack twice with it? Yeah? Okay, cool, so let's do with
two attacks. So I'll just click tommy gun Yeah Tommy, yeah, yeah
you Tommy. One would be the same role. A sixteen hits the chandelier.
Now I drop him an iron chandelier on this person. Okay, so
you aim up your crossbow, not your lags crossbow. The boat flies through
the mine. Now it's your crossbow flies to the hair and pierces the rope
holding the chandelier and it falls and crashes down on top of Pomo. I
guess it will do damage. It will, It'll just do a lot of
falling damage. Ye, I'm going to figure out how much damage that is.
Now, she's gonna do a dexterity saving throw to dodge other way of
the falling chandelier, which would at least take away her next turn. I
assume no, no, no, that's it's just a saving throw it like
for an action. Yeah, but we're gonna say it does sixty six damage
because that's it's forty for like sixty feet sixty six damage. Yes, sixty
six damage seems fair to me, so it would do twenty six. But
we'll see if she dodges. Ummm, did at least have disadvantaged because she's
just great? What is your what would you say your DC is? What
is your d D? We're just gonna do a base on yours. Where
do I find that? Again? I'm sorry? Under us A mine's under
my spells? Well, he doesn't have any, he's not his is sixteen.
It's sixteen. It's basically oh, it's good. So, yeah,
she doesn't dodge out of the way. You fire the fucking crossbow hits the
chandelier, It crashes on top of her that flames are licking around her.
She takes twenty six damage, dude, and she is knocked prone and uh
grappled by the chandelier. She has to so she's restrained by the chandelier.
I look back at my friend here and I go, hey, just so
you know, I don't kill people anymore, but I'm very fine with crippling
them. Yeah, you're a fucking gamer. Yeah, so she is restrained
to Any attacks against her will have advantage unless they're range a text, which
would just be normal because she's also pro You said a movement. Yeah,
great that. I'm gonna draw my bat and I'm going to, like Michael
Myers, not run, so you can penalize me for it. Just start
walking towards her, now you can. You can walk your full thirty feet.
Got sweet. I'm gonna get up to about Cody Is and you walked
menacingly. Yeah. I thought I had a thing that let me move further,
don't I I thought I had. Do you have the mobility feet?
I think so? Yeah. Mobile okay, so you walk, no,
but didn't you also wound your knee, so yeah, but the mobile was
like to overcome that. Yeah. Is that so you're just a normal movement
speed? Okay, okay, that was the whole thing we did, was
you had a bum knee, so your movement speed was like reduced anyway,
so that you got the mobile feet to just be normal again. It is
an the ware best turn he is. He is sitting there eating honey.
All right. You don't have your bat, but you have improvised weapons,
so you can pick up anything and use it as a weapon. There will
be like a candle or something. I mean, he's friendly, he's I'm
just gonna say he's so. He's pretty docile right now into something. Anyone
does something. But he's eating his honey, don't. I don't want to
give him like a rallying cry in case it stirs him up in the wrong
way and he's starts attacking just the people in front of him. I'm just
gonna leave him as he is. Something happens to that barrel of honey,
though, he's gonna go, so does the spirits is the beginning of Anthony's
the beginning of your time if you start, if you start your turn in
the oka Anthony. So no death roll needed for you. You just get
up with three h all right? Can I still attack? You can still
You're blinded, but you can still do ship, all right. I don't
want to hurt anybody, So I'm gonna just use my little little hose is
gonna come out. I'm going to use my grease cannon, okay, and
I'm going to try to aim it straight ahead at the place I remember her
being so so has it has disadvanted to straight up right Anthony? Anthony doesn't
know that a chandelier has just fallen here. He was a conscious so it's
probably just gonna go over her. But what do you wait, what is
this move that you're doing? Okay, So I'm gonna just imagine like run
off from like a McDonald's grease track. Yeah, it's like a grease hose.
It's a range of sixty feet and it affects an area. It affects
a ten foot square area. So I'm aiming for the general region where she
was. But I'm blind. If it's flimble that's about to go on.
Yeah, that will just go up anyway, So go ahead do it?
So okay there you okay, yeah, this whole well, we'll see.
Here's the thing. If it's a distance, you can judge distance, like
if you if clickerase covers the ground in a ten foot square on a point
within range, it doesn't say I have to see it? Does it a
point with it? When raised that you could see? What is the right
within a feet? Sixty three feet? Yeah? I think you can.
You would know sixty feet right, yeah, I mean, especially because you're
an altifi so you probably just set it to the sixty feet option. Yeah.
Yeah, it's just the SI it's sixty feet fifty feet forty ft all
of a sudden, yeah, said, it's a max range. Yeah,
wow, in the straight line. The only thing is if I if I
accidentally blast Cody or the shark with it. But that's a determination you can
make. Well, no, so what is the radius? It's only ten
feet radius, right, ten foot square area. So it just lands on
top of her and the carle fire from the showers in there lights her body,
guys, flame? Did I just choose it? Burning? Wreck of
wood and candles and everything. I was just trying to I was just trying
to slip her up. Why do I hear screaming? Doesn'tone know how much
damage fire does? Like every turn when you're in fires at two D six
I think it's something like that, right, something like that, something like
that. Oh my god, Well when it gets to her turn, she'll
take that damage. Cody Europe, there is a flaming corpse, not corpse,
but almost the corpse. There is a flaming lady. No, actually,
Cody's not your son yet. Sorry. Sorry, it's the breather's turn
that I just deleted them for the time of by accident. So the breathers
are going to come round in panic. One of them goes up to the
shark. One of them goes up to Cody, the breather in front of
the shark. I mean, he doesn't like you missed the shark because you
dropped a shadow leer on. So he's gonna bring out a mace and swing
it. Does that hit? Six? God? No? Swing again?
Does that hit? So he just swings You don't even You're not even paying
attention to him. Well, I get to read my repost day, I
get to repast the pie. You can repost. What are you reposting with
repast? Can I take his weapon from him? And no? You know
it's part of repost. There are stuff, I mean, there's there's bits
of wood laying around from the benches that caught fire. There's probably a flaming
bit of pew. Can I just try and stomp on his knee? I
want to go back to basics. Yeahs where I'm from. You know,
is that an unarmed strike? Do you have? That's? Yeah? I
have improvised weapon and you you don't have. You just have you don't have
arm strikes. You just have improvised weapon. Can I improvise with my foot
and I'm strike if you unless you're a monk? Is like? Is like?
The damage is just straight one your strength? Yeah, so it would
do six damage. That's not bad. Okay, Then I'm gonna do an
improvised weapon and I can't use his own hand to hit him, so I'll
just grab a piece of pew and slam it into his knee. It's a
bit of burning pew. You slam it around improvised weapon. Then for me
that hits and then yeah, do the damage. Uh oh, I guess
it is on fire. Yeah, to do fifteen damage kill him? No,
not yet, but he looks I'm going non lethal. I don't know
if that penalized him. I'm going on you smash him in the knees.
He crumbles down, breathing heavy, and the other one is going to swing
it your codey attacked twice. Don't I get two responses? You only have
one reaction? You get one? Oh sorry, I didn't know. That's
okay, mys He's only twelve. So both of those you get, you
get maced bear with holy damaged eight plus six plus six plus six twenty six.
Wow, you did it. I typeot it, so twenty six.
I'm sure you'll you know how to do it. Cody, Now it is
your turn. That is half of my bare health. Dude. He breathes
heavily on you. Just I'm like, I didn't think these pots were going
to be a problem after they just got like blown up by the fible.
So I'm like, please tell me their breath at least smells good. They
have like they have masks on, so you can't tell. Oh, that's
good. They have like oxygen masks on all of them. Oh that got
all right. I'm going to continue trying to walk towards Pomo. But as
I do so, the polar bag gets a multi attack. I want to
try and, like DM's ruling, basically use my bite attack to try and
throw this guy away from me. I can keep them on towards Palmo.
Oh yeah, okay, sure, fucking I bear in mind that Palmo is
surrounded by wreckage and flames. Oh yeah, the flame is now explaining right,
Yeah yeah, I mean she she just flames all around her body and
giant wrought iron chandelier is panting for her death. Okay, so it hits
the seven for this? Does that hit? What was it? It was
sixteen? Yeah, that hits. Yeah. So this is me like biting
him and I'm trying to like push him away from me as I bite him
myself like grab him like yeah, okay, okay, well we'll do a
shred the contest for that for me. Okay, cool, Oh that's strong,
that's fine, go ahead. He got a nine, so I feel
confident. Yeah, so you grab the fucking breather and you throw him into
one of the pews. Yeah, he breathes out aggressively. I'm gonna I'm
gonna war into the flames. All right, to continue attacking, use my
second multi attack. You will take fire damage at the end of your turn.
I mean you when you first enter the flames, you take fire out.
Yeah. Wait, before you do this, Cody, can I as
the shark to be like leave it to me or no. I mean you
could say whatever you want, Miss the District. You could tell you that
I'm just gonna say, hey, leave her to me. No killing,
Okay, Coldi's I don't think Cody's planning to kill her, but he'll he'll
kind of like nod at you, but he's still going to do the attack.
It takes six damages you step into the flames. Ouch. Yeah,
I'll take that six damage. You hit his eighteen yeah, yeah, one
hundred percent. You claw into the flaming man. You have advantage, by
the way, if you want to roll just secrets, but you claw into
the flaming mess that you craw into the flaming mess, ripping her apart.
How much damage you're gonna do? Twelve damage? Holy shit, it is
now her turn. Well, she's going to try to breathe. That gonna
be kind of tough for yeah, on her covered in smoke and fire and
grease. First, she's gonna take damage. She takes only four. That's
bad role. She's underneath wreckage. She looks up at you, you bastards.
This is a holy site. How are the people of Corpus? Is
gonna eat if I die here? If you're if I die here. She's
gonna use old person on you, Cody, I'm not a person. You're
a bear. I'm a beast. Yeah, be a humanoid. It doesn't
work. Yeah yeah, oh wow, oh ship Yeah, okay, that's
a really good point. But you're a person on the inside. Yeah,
that's a big old thing. Russid forgets a think that's a biger thing.
That's the figure anyway. So she uses hold monsters. That's okay. You
go in the woods and you take bears. Are monsters, all right?
Okay? They have little little round ears. She didn't have hold monster on
her character. Shet, I'm not gonna have that. So I'm using gait.
Yeah. Yeah. So she's gonna use power word killing you. What's
her power word kill? No, she's going to use flame strike. Oh
well, I mean, I guess each creature with it a ten foot radius
forty foot cylinder on a point within range within sixty feet, So actually I
think she can hit the shark and Cody with this. You guys have to
make dexterity saving throwis or she's gonna take a ship to the damage. It's
gonna hit. It's gonna hit her own breathers as well, though bear Oh
no, it's wait, it's only a ten foot radius. It will not
hit the shock, it will only hit Cody. Wait, tempot radius.
But you said a sixty foot line, right, No, sixty foot range
as in she could place it a ten foot kay. Yes, yeah,
so it's going to burst up behind you, Cody and engulf you in flames.
I need to do a dexterity saving shouldn't you get disadvantaged for actively being
burning alive while she's trying to cast this. It's not a thing that has
she's being burnt alive, but she's being crushed by a giant iron chandelier.
You know what. She can't do semantic components, right, she can't yeh,
yeh. Her arms are pined. She can't cast this fucking spell.
She can't. She can't do ship. She's playing verbal verbal components too.
I mean she's being crushed her. She can hid to get that out,
all right. She's got to do a strength track to try and get out
of this chandelier. Then, because that's all she can do, she rolls
a nine, so she doesn't do anything. So she's pinned. She is
restraint. I said she is restrained. So yeah, she she's pinned under
the chandelier. She tries to lift it off, she can't, so she's
just there screaming at you. Bone slaws turn death save for bone slaw.
Yeah, I told him, as I don't think that. I don't think
him having the weapon would have stopped the beam from I told him, I
told him to use those weapons they might have warned they might have stopped the
beam. Norman, you're up, all right. I think I'm gonna.
I'm gonna set Cody up for a lay up here. He'd be so proud
of me. We're gonna. Norman takes like a seat on the bench and
he's like man being being a wizard'll peek and I it's like cast magic missile
at the third level. Go ahead, and third level would be how many
times four five? You had an extra two, so it's five times five
times. So I don't think this could be enough to kill her, but
get her very low. That's why I'm setting him up, for setting him
up for the layup. Oh my god, what rolls? Wow? What
rolls? Okay? Crazy almost Max? Dammit, Wait, I think you
might kill her. Wait she has twenty six life remaining. That's that's twenty
two. Damn. Oh you already ded it up. Okay. I was
like being dramatic and adding it up, but you did say twenty two.
Okay. So yeah, she takes the magic missile spin round of fucking burst
holes through her body through the gaps in the shander layer. She is bloodied
on the ground for HP remaining. Little Feather, ah in, Little Feather
top blood loss and help bone slaw or no, because I'm afraid he's gonna
die. Little Feather can try and stabilize boneswell, yes, little father,
the other he has to do that. I was just the thing is,
if Little Feather fires at Palmo, it will kill her because it's a range
attack. Palmer probably will just die from the fire anyway. But Little feather
Wolf if it gets to her turn, if it gets to her turn and
she's still have you know, okay, Little Feather, does she have a
health kid on him? She might not. She might just have to do
a medicine check to stabilize, which she actually she doesn't she can do.
She stabilizes bone swap bone Slawter is not at risk of die, but he's
still unconscious and that's her action. Ju Lag is there, juliag calls over
Willhelm. What do I do? Yeah, it seems like things have gone
very haywire. Uh help Anthony? Which one is guy? The guy in
the sun. I'm can't see a blind shiny guy. I'm wearing it,
I'm wearing a helmet, yet I'm still blinded. That count is taking leaves
to grab a prop. I had it right behind it. Yeah, he
did not leave. Juli goes up to Anthony. I don't know what Juli
can do here to help Anthony. Uh, can you make me not blind?
The guards don't get like basic first aid training, not to cure blindness.
He's just blind me. Just point me where she is, just on
my turn. Just point me in the direction where I fire my thing.
How about that directly in front of you? About sixty feet? But you're
going to hit the bad guy? Who I think is your Okay? Who
is the other? Is there anybody else? In here. I can't hit
you if you he turns your shoulders, so you're pointing towards one of the
breathers. If you fire in this direction, there is one of the priests.
But that's if you okay, shutter can it. It's not your ton
He is using their help action, so you will have advantage on your tail
baction. Okay, gotcha? The shot? Would that just make it a
regular attacking in set of cripple this guy enough that I can disengage from him
and he won't attack me. I think he would still attack you if you
try and disengage from him, if you try and walk away from him,
just walk away. Tank it, yeah, tank it fine? Okay,
I mean he missed his last two attacks on you. Yeah he did,
so are you walking towards Palmer? Mm hmm, all right, he he
does. It's not a creat so don't worry. It's it's nine plus seven.
It's not imaginely like stabs me in the back or something. He takes
sixteen down. He swings his mace at you. It just sort of hits
you, like at the back. Here, you take that sixteen damage sixteen
okay, yeah, not effected to be sixteen damage. My man, that's
a sharp ass knife. And then I'm then gonna walk up to the woman
and under the chandelier and I'm gonna put my foot on the chandelier to push
it. As you step into that radius, you are going to take burning
damage because all that's fire. The stack take nineteen burning damage. Oh ship,
he just can'ts his clothing is just super flammable. That that Chicago.
Now this you are fully on fire. You'll but you don't notice, You
don't care your ties on flames. You are like Michael. You are a
phoenix being reborn in the flames. You are gonna come out of this fire
a different person. The mafia suit gone naked now, so you will.
You are gonna come out of this naked. And this is your christener.
So I'm gonna put the baptism by fire ties in flames. I'm gonna put
my push my foot down and say yield and let me get you out,
or I walk and I let bears do bears do? Do I get advantage?
I feel like I just get intimidation advantage. Jesus Christ. Literally,
I mean she's gonna say the same thing regardless of whatever you wrong. Which
is she looks up at you and goes see you in hell? Motherfucker?
All Right, I turn and I go bear do what Bear do? Uh?
So you just don't even yeah, because I'd kill her. I don't
want to kill her, and you stay in the flames. Uh Oh,
well, I guess I could. Let's see we walk away. I guess
I'm gonna try and yeah, Okay, if she's gonna say that, then
I'm gonna go. Okay, she's restrained, right, she like is totally
restrained. Fucking move Yeah, okay, I'm just gonna take her leg,
hold it and step on the knee and then walk away. That could I
don't know what really, she has so little health. I mean, go
ahead, you can just try. You can do no, you could do
that non leaf, non lethally. Okay, the role to hit would be
the same as you improvise weapon, but it would he frees himself because he
thumbs up. Why why do that with his Okay, you have advantage because
she's restrained. So that's nineteen and the damage is one plus your strength,
which is six, So that is enough to knock her out. Is you're
gonna non lethally damage her all right, So you you put up your leg.
You stamp on the back of her legs so hard she roars in guttural
pain as the sort of the color flushes from her face and she collapses in
the flames, unconscious. All right, then I'm gonna drag her out as
I like, walk out, if I have enough movement left to do that.
No, you don't have an action anymore. Okay, So it would
be up to Anthony to try and find a way to drag her out.
But Afthon doesn't know that happened. Anthony is blind. At the beginning of
Anthony's turn, he's gonna he's gonna get five hell five health. That's great
spirit, right with your bonus is a bonus action? Can I have a
role to not be blind anymore? Let's let me have action? Search?
Fuck, I'm sorry, go ahead, it's all good. That's life.
Huh, We'll forget about action, suches. You're blinded by the spell.
I thank you for the duration of the spell. Okay, how long is
the director a minute? You're blinded for a minute? Oh no, you
only bind it to your next turn. You'll you'll fine, Oh my god,
I'm fine. Then, Okay, yeah, you're you're no longer blinded.
All right. I come out of it and I see this massive flames
and the Shark is on fire and Cody is on fire, and I'm a
firefighter, so I just start rushing towards them. Oh you are firefighter,
You're right, you are firefights? Oh god, yeah, oh my god.
Okay, do you have your fire? You didn't recognize the irony of
him causing this giant fire hole? Yeah, okay, that's my fire X
thing with sure, Yeah, I assume yeah, you're yeah, that's gonna
put out the flames. Yeah, aiming. I'm not aiming it at any
person. No no, no, no, no, aiming at it to
put out the flames. So the ray of frost freezes over the fire,
and now the flames have been crystallized and put out and dampened or whatever that
works. Oh god, everybody, Okay, And well we'll probably put that
as the end of the combat, just because the breathers are not going to
fight you guys anymore. In that case, Cody will as soon as the
fire is out, he'll just grab hold of the chandelier with his big bear
strength and just lift it, toss it off of her thank you, and
then she is. She's laying there unconscious, scorch marks over her body,
her like mask thing shattered. CPR man, stay with us, I'm using
I could just bring my healingspur over. Yeah. At this point, I'm
gonna dismiss my wild ship, so I'm backing Cody form. I'm like,
do you guys want me to heal her? I mean I could heal her
or you could heal her, whichever we just she steps up. We should
sorry I forgot to do anything that combat, but we should fuck your nerve.
Okay, look I get it, buddy, we all get scared.
Yeah, we we should tire up with something first. Get that second degree
burns all over her body. If we don't have any rope, I just
can shatter her elbows and knee caps and oh my god, what happened to
the path of his round. I guess you're not killing her, That's true.
I'm not killing nobody. Chuck is naked Cody. Cody doesn't even realize
are you okay? All your clothes apparently have burned? Are you Are you
burned anywhere? How's your junk? Are you okay? I'm freshly shaved?
You could say and spiritually awakened. Willhelm, are you okay? Tu Leg
comes over to you. Hell is Wilhelm. He just points over to the
shark. Are you giving people fake names again? Is this your name?
Ah? No? He gets close to you. Willhelm. You you didn't
You didn't lie to me, did you? No? That was my real
name. Okay? Can I pull out like a wallet that's like in my
it's your indestructible, unburnable wallet you keep between your ass jeeks. That's no,
that's my name. My name is Wilhelm. I thought your name was
the up until now, I thought your name was Shark Tholom. You to
be honest with you, because that's how I was alone shark back in Chicago.
Oh yeah, it's a lot like being a firefighter, except putting out
fires. I hurt people who are in debt. Right your naked Julex starts
taking his armor off, and he starts taking off his shirt and he's like,
take my, take my he starts taking No. No, I'm feeling
pretty free right now. I think I'm gonna go with this for a minute.
Okay, I mean that's your decision. Doesn't make anyone just naked,
No, I'm fine, okay, I don't care. Anthony, I'm gonna
don't care. Yeah, we're gonna. I'm gonna start tying up Pomo and
as I do, I'm gonna use my healing sorry, hickups. My healing
spirit has three more healing uses. I'm gonna use two on bone slaw and
one on we did forget to roll the concentration for topic took damage. But
that is my bad. I knew I didn't mention it. Yeah, both
was gonna get seven health and Polo is gonna get one. Yeah, she
been tied up. Yes, we're tying Europe. Does the shark have burn
scars now? Yeah? Probably? Yeah, shark, you're gonna be okay.
There are some first degree burns on your body right now. It's very
obvious. It looks very powerful. Wilhelm, you sue, You're okay.
I've had worse. He likes Wilhelm about it. Let me revel in the
really awesome moment I had. All right, I can't make you, I
think, just maybe put some cold water on it. Who is this guy?
Oh, he's my friend. I'm gonna pay for his law school.
Hello. Sorry, my name is Dulac. We were fighting earlier. I'm
sorry for that. You guys are kind of terrorists. But I do have
eleven hundred gold that I assume just fell out of my purse or whatever when
I closed RU on fire, shooping the coins and just handing it to the
guy. Here's your law school fun, just to take all that. I
want to be a lawyer. Yes, I heard there's a great lawyer in
the capitol. Now, before you guys get mad about that, remember when
you said it was a stupid idea to start a brewing company. Where'd all
this money come from? This brain A good idea to have a lawyer on
our side too. Let's get him educated. I just love how the shark
has given away his guns, his clothing has burned up, He's given away
all of his money. He really is becoming. This is deliberate. This
is characterming a book. I mean, I'm sure we could use a lawyer.
I'm sure Ripper could put him. They used to. My dad was
a lawyer. I know some lawyer stuff, not a lot. But I'm
waiting for someone to hand me a robe so that the shark can start wearing
a robe. But there are all robes on the ground from the dead breathers.
Yeah, they there dead. They never died, two of them,
two dead breathers. Oh yeah, those ones are exploded. You are right.
We could go check out the left lung for the morning services. Maybe
there's extra spare robes. It's a spare Honestly, there's probably just spare robes.
It's a church. So yeah, yeah, there's probably a time I'll
get some of the spare robes and put them on. Yeah, you put
on a spree. I do want to say this, would you show a
class? Uh? Temporarily, I want to seek I want to see this
as the thumbnail. I'm opting that leather armor underneath the robes. Eventually the
reborn shark as a monk. Is there going to be a flaming shark in
the thumbna? Uh? This girl is on fire. This girl is a
fire is very good? Good? All right? I guess she opens it.
She gets one h bon slog gets seven h P. Good for bony.
Yeah, oh, don't call him shark. You still have your bat.
No he doesn't know. Okay, but I think I can't light my
fist on fire? Yes, sure, no, rusted, if you can
light my Tommy gun on fire, and my bat on fire? Can I
not light my fist? No, you can't do that anymore. You could
only do that with because of your connection to your god. Yeah, and
you don't have that connection to your god anymore. And the only ones take
a lighter fluid it will match. Yeah, yeah, sure, okay,
but the only reason why you could do it the last time was because it
was your god's daughter's wedding. Were daughter's wedding. Yeah, he still had
to do it. He just gives it to you for that period, essentially,
for that fight. And Okay, as Polmo's eyes ofp and I'm going
to kind of like lean down as non threatenedly as I can, and I'm
like, hey, lady, I'm sorry about that kind of a rough and
rutted Hell yeah, I figured actually at this point it's kind of yeah,
we deserve it, but literally all we need is the key to the heart.
If you have it, I tell you where it is. You stopped
the breathing, You're stop the hearts. You are terrorists. Yeah, she
spits in your face. Look, I don't want to have to. Doesn't
let us leave. Yeah, Look, this place is a part of dice
that. But this is gotta let people. This is like heaven on Vistoria,
So people, the people here, none of this looks to it turn
and suffering that all right, I'm going to gag her with a piece of
cloth. Yeah at this point, I don't try to stop either. And
I'm just gonna go through her pockets. Yeah, man, you're having a
psychotic episode. Cop down, man, she does just have it in her
pocket. Okay, great, then I'm gonna take that. And I'm like,
look, we were merciful today. Okay, I put out the fire.
Yeah, just like, be a little grateful. I guess I don't
know. I know I was evil, drop and set her on fire,
you know, be thankful, Just be just be thankful that you're still alive.
Okay, we're pringing people today. I didn't know Cody was going through
a corruption arc at the same time. She's evil. All now, Cody,
let's calm down here. Nothing she's done really proves that she's evil.
What has she done that's evil? Would not say that. Let's put it
that way. They're holding everyone haste in the city. That's pretty bad.
I wouldn't know. It's definitely evil to not let people leave. I'm gonna
take I'm gonna take the gag out of the mouth. Huh okay, it's
it's for our non visual viewers. Rusted shoved his shirt in his mouth and
then let it try it is, well, my head's are bound. Yeah,
it's hey, it out on the stand people. If people leave,
they just have to face the desert's by themselves. This place is a utopia.
There's a town like like a couple of miles right over there. We
came from it. It's full of hacks and frauds, and the king is
a useless steps that's there. It's their choice if they want to be part
of that, though not yours. You know what, if this is such
a utopia, then they wouldn't want to leave, right and they don't.
Nobody wants to leave like Nerve and his gang want to leave, and you're
wrong. They do. When I ask people if they want to leave,
they always say they love it here and they would never want to leave because
you are threatening them. Terrified of you. Nobody's terrified, terrified by the
church. We bring love and happyness in peace. All right, Cody,
I'm starting to get my limit with this lady, honestly, but hell,
yes, live life ma'am. I have to say if from my time,
the Mecca Pope would have a word or two to say to you, what
the fuck is the mecha Pope? Oh you want to know what the mecha
Pope is? Come back with me. I'll show you. I'm so I'm
gonna go and grab one of the like disgusting skin melty rooms, replace the
one that's gagging her with that, just like, oh god, it's like
part like I don't have like a skin melty piece of clothing. I think
we know what you gotta do. Rug, there we go. Okay,
let's move on. Guys. Whatever, if you have a big mouth or
a small arm, I got a big mouth, yeah, Like I eat
a lot of food really quickly, and I have quite a wide throat as
well, Like I could just who yeah. When I was younger. When
I was younger, I almost choked on them on cola bead. When I
was younger, I was playing Pokemon Emerald, and I knew it was serious
because I didn't save the Pokemon Emerald game and I just had it in my
mouth and it went down and it forced my throat open, right, and
I was like in the in the hallway, go to my grandma, and
my grandma was like, you're overreacting. And then I had to then go
to the hospital. And as I was on my way to the hospital,
like I swallowed it and it was in my system and it pushed my throat
open and now I have a wider throat so I can eat food quicker.
And when I chat later, I just it was like a green Mancola bead
in the poop, like perfectly non digested. It was incredible. Anyway,
what the fuck is a Moncala bead? You know the game Mancala. They're
not that big. That's what I'm most surprised about. These were big ones.
It was it was like Mancala for children, or the beads are bigger.
It's just like a marble, Like what were you It's kind of it's
sort of imagine a marble, but squish it. Why was it in your
mouth? Though? I like to put things in my mouth as a kid,
just like yeah, I know I chewed on batteries, but like I
get that. I'm just like, all right, all right, I still
find it just like two on things all the time. Anyway. Anyway,
well, sorry, she's being all right. I'm still over here and chewed
batteries. I can't what. I used to chew double A batteries when I
was growing up. I don't know why. Okay, I thought you'd be
dead if that was the case, Well, clearly it was. It all
right, so I keep going, Well, friends, here, welcome,
it's going to the end of the episode. If anything, you know,
Look, I didn't sick all suck it. I was a kid. Yeah,
yeah, see there you go, and you have superpowers. No,
it's not how it works. I ran into a brick wall and woke up
in the hospital. That's yeah, yeah, Mark, what did you do?
Oh? I fell down the stairs a couple of times. I don't
know nothing, crazy, Pat. I got thrown into a fireplace. Yep,
that'll do it. What like? It was not an active fire in
the firesh open my head? Who threw you in the fire? I have
an older brother. Ah. That's the origin story for the hound from Game
of Throats pretty much. Yeah, yeah, kind of, except the fire
was going on. That's the only difference. He didn't throw me. He
tripped me insteade. It was an oh okay, oh, now that you
mention it. Yeah, I didn't have anything crazy happen to me. But
my little brother went through hell because of me. I made him like grab
electric fences. I was pushing him off ship. Oh yeah, no,
it was bad. In the true crime documentary That's in Your Future, they're
gonna use that clip. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Mark Schwabty was
an ordinary person and then one day I ran an old lady overrook By bicycle
bloods. I can tell the story. My brother got his achilles. He'll
slid open if you want. How old were you when you ran the old
lady over? I feel like I was like seven. Okay, you could
get away with that. Yeah yeah. This lady like always like runs,
like would like speed up to try to talk to you when you were like
in the middle of like doing something, walk over on the sidewalk while I'm
riding my bike and I'm learning how to ride my bicycle. Probably remember I
had like a vidon in my head of a tire on her chest. How
old was she? She's a she's dead because of my bike. I think
she went back to Italy and then passed away, just like father. She
passed away. Sorry, I've never seen the Godfather. Yeah that was funny.
Is that the end of the episode. I think I think that's the
end of the episode. Yeah, you took you took the key, the
avow key. The episode ends with us walking away from her, like tied
up and gagged, with her two terrified priests like cowering up. Yeah,
and we're just like the law of order, me out of our way and
get out of here before this place collapses. Oh what come on, y'ag
let's get out of here. Remember that nice? Okay, go away,
that guts that's a two. We continue, He continued, the post credit
as a shark coming back and starting a fire near her, Like, this
isn't technically me killing you? Oh god, so you're saying that these signatures
are forgeries. Snow is sitting at her desk, inspecting the documents laid out
on its marble surface. Washington's new job is given her a few lavish upgrades,
and the refinery suited her oppositely. It sat a small mole like man
fiddling with stacks of papers. Apparently the best lawyer money could buy in this
city. Yes, my lady, he says. It seems we have gathered
enough evidence to suggest that Hops was dead long before this was ever signed.
Snow smiles. Everything seems to be falling into her lap as of late,
the man continues, and we also have witnesses to attest to that fact.
Snow picks up the teacups she was drinking from and takes a small sip.
So what does this mean for us? It means that the other worldly Brewery,
as they call themselves, now has illegitimate owners. And as the Capitol
branch manager, you yourself have a legitimate claim one inheritance. And what about
Ripper, Well, Ripper's promotion to chief of staff is technically not valid,
as it was done by said the illegitimate owners. Legally, he is nothing
more than a receptionist door guard. The lawyer dabs his forehead with a handkerchief.
There is just one problem, and that is Hops did have a sun
brick, and as things stand, if we go through with the case,
he'll be the one to inherit. Snow places down a teacup and thinks,
but not for long. This is not a difficult problem to solve. Thank
you, miss the scruples. Go now, I'll be in contact, she
says. The small man desperately packs papers into his briefcase and scurries out of
the room. After the door slams shut, Snow reaches into one of her
drawers and pulls at a packet of cigarettes. She strikes a match and lights
one, put in the end into her mouth. Leaning back into her chair,
she puffs out a cloud of smoke to the air. Looks like I'm
going to need a fine demolition man.