1 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:11,199 Welcome to Softcore History. What is up? Welcome back to soft Core History. 2 00:00:11,279 --> 00:00:14,480 I am your host for the week, Rob Fox, as always, 3 00:00:14,519 --> 00:00:20,320 I'm joined by Dan Regester and just Dan Register. That's it as he's You're 4 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,960 the only as always, but we do have a special guest this week for 5 00:00:23,039 --> 00:00:28,280 both our main and Patreon episodes. Alex Buscemi Boosh is here. What up, 6 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,679 guys? How you doing? What's going on? Mean? Boy? 7 00:00:31,359 --> 00:00:34,399 Not much man, just uh, you know, happy to be here, 8 00:00:34,719 --> 00:00:37,520 Ready to talk some history. Man. Sad to see Jake go, but 9 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:42,000 I know he's living off the grid as an oyster farmer now, which sounds 10 00:00:42,079 --> 00:00:45,520 like something you've made up. He's very much listening to this podcast right now. 11 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:48,320 And you know what, We're gonna do much better without you, Jake. 12 00:00:48,719 --> 00:00:51,640 This podcast is gonna pop off. We're gonna be successful. I'm gonna 13 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:53,520 shove it in your face. I hope that's every chance we get. I 14 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,679 hope that's the last thing you hear before the shark rips you limb from limb 15 00:00:56,719 --> 00:01:00,920 as you're pulling oysters out of the sand or whatever. I didn't listen to 16 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:03,759 how it how that works? Yeah, who could say he did an entire 17 00:01:03,759 --> 00:01:06,760 episode on him. I just I just imagine he's on a beach like hoeing 18 00:01:06,879 --> 00:01:11,159 oysters, you know what I mean, Like just just with a hoe, 19 00:01:11,359 --> 00:01:15,439 just pulling oysters out. I'm pretty sure that's how it works. That is 20 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:19,519 how it Yes, it's on how it works. As I mentioned briefly in 21 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:25,400 the introduction, we have a Patreon Patreon dot com slash softcore history gets you 22 00:01:25,439 --> 00:01:27,519 two extra episodes a week. For five five dollars a month, you get 23 00:01:27,519 --> 00:01:30,599 two extra episodes a week and at this point like a whole two year back 24 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:36,200 catalog of evergreen content. This week we're talking about a weirdo from the thirteen 25 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:40,640 hundreds that just thought he had a right to the throne in England. He 26 00:01:40,719 --> 00:01:46,799 shot a shot he did which completely fabricated things. But find out what happened 27 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:51,840 to him. Yeah, and then Jake on his way out, try to 28 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:57,079 figure out who was the better Catholic between me and Rob and uh. People 29 00:01:57,079 --> 00:02:00,799 that have the Patreon subscription know the answer to that, Yes, they do. 30 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:06,280 Jake, Jake's the best Catholic. I would guess Jake's a better Catholic 31 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:08,680 than you. Yeah, well he he technically knew more than us because he 32 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:13,439 wrote he was the game show host. So it's between me and Yeah, 33 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:15,520 it's between us two. Okay, yeah, yeah. Are you saying that, 34 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:21,919 uh, somebody that comes from the Jewish faith is actually better Catholic because 35 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:23,039 they're before us? Is that? Oh? Yes, that's right. Jake 36 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:27,199 is Jewish? Anything you know, I would say, Dan is well yeah, 37 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:30,400 even yeah, even the jew is a better Catholic than than Rob. 38 00:02:30,639 --> 00:02:34,199 Me and Rob were both ultra boys. I was an ultraboy bro. I've 39 00:02:34,199 --> 00:02:37,560 been putting robes on since I was eight. That was some of the best 40 00:02:37,599 --> 00:02:42,000 cash ever made. Like funerals and weddings. You you made some cash? 41 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,400 Is like you paid when you yeah, in like fifth and sixth grade. 42 00:02:44,719 --> 00:02:47,280 It's the people who do the funeral or the wedd Like if it's your wedding 43 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:51,080 or your funeral or like you're you know, someone of your family's funeral, 44 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,840 you pay the altar boys. How much do they pay you to keep quiet 45 00:02:53,879 --> 00:02:58,599 about touching you? Quite a bit? That actually paid for my college, 46 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:00,879 Yeah, haven't hell, yeah, I got, I just got heaven. 47 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:02,680 I can make that joke, by the way, because I'm baptized Catholic. 48 00:03:02,759 --> 00:03:07,280 So three Catholics. I think we need to get a different religion in hearing, 49 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:08,639 we need a little bit more diversity. I mean, even if we 50 00:03:08,639 --> 00:03:12,759 had Gabby on she's also Catholic, it's we just know other Catholics now, 51 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,960 which I do weird for Texas. It's like saying like, oh, it's 52 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,879 weird, like you're from Philly. It's like say like, oh, yeah, 53 00:03:16,879 --> 00:03:21,039 it's weird that my friend Olivia de Nuncio is Catholic now. But when 54 00:03:21,039 --> 00:03:23,159 you think Texas, you don't necessarily think, you know, Mexican Catholic. 55 00:03:23,199 --> 00:03:30,319 You think just jeans and guy playing guitar. Well, uh that other other 56 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:35,479 Texans think of Catholicism as Mexican, like it was when I first moved here, 57 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:38,759 and actually especially when I started dating my wife, who's from here and 58 00:03:38,879 --> 00:03:43,039 is not Catholic. Uh, she was like her mom and stepdad were like 59 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,240 Catholic. Uh, that's what, just what all the Mexicans are here. 60 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:49,840 I think they literally said to me, what's the deal with the Pope? 61 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:53,199 Well, they think of the Irish as the Mexicans of whites. We are 62 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:55,080 the yeah we are. Well, I feel like the Italians took that but 63 00:03:55,199 --> 00:04:00,000 till we were the original Mexicans of whites than the Italians took that baton. 64 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:04,360 The Mexicans took it from the Italians because it's exciting to see who's next. 65 00:04:04,639 --> 00:04:11,479 It is, make it next? Uh who's left? Yeah? Who has 66 00:04:11,759 --> 00:04:14,560 come to America? India? Maybe maybe it'll be, but they gotta be 67 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:17,560 capful. There's hell of Indians here, not really not compared to Mexicans. 68 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,480 Well in Austin especially, I mean they lump them in with Asians. Yeah, 69 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:25,319 there's there's they're they're in the richest demographic of America. They are. 70 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,199 It's a teeny demographic. They're not a lot. They're not. Go to 71 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,040 the domain. Okay, go to the domain. I go to my neighborhood. 72 00:04:30,879 --> 00:04:34,160 My neighborhood is full of South Asian people, whether they're pack of Danny 73 00:04:34,199 --> 00:04:38,480 or Indian or whatever. There's gonna be at least like ten percent South Asians. 74 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:41,040 And no, it's definitely not. It's like five max. Yeah, 75 00:04:41,079 --> 00:04:44,759 five max. Okay, there's only thirteen percent black people. Yeah, the 76 00:04:44,879 --> 00:04:47,879 entire us. Yeah, where's all the white people going? Are you adding 77 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,639 in white people? Though? Because Irish didn't used to be white, Italians 78 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:55,240 certainly didn't used to be white. The great replacement. Yeah, we're the 79 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:59,360 white is just the borg they're taking our jeans. Well, we're just we're 80 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:01,800 just fucking, We're just fucking a bunch of other races. And I know 81 00:05:01,879 --> 00:05:05,240 that's why white's going away. Yeah, you know, it's just grand conspiracy 82 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:10,399 for white men to be attracted to big booty latinas. I mean, that's 83 00:05:10,439 --> 00:05:13,399 what they're putting in your Yeah. Is that a conspiracy or is that just 84 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:18,240 truth? You don't even control your own direction. I can't. It's algorithm 85 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:21,240 tells you what to get hard. It's a Pavlov response at this point. 86 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:28,519 That's why my Explore page is full of big butts. It's it's the algorithm 87 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,439 is telling me to like that. It's not because I click on it. 88 00:05:30,519 --> 00:05:32,160 Yeah, yeah, it's just making you. Also, by the way, 89 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:34,560 we have a YouTube if you want to watch this show instead of listen to 90 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:39,120 it or like we always tell you listen to the show in the car or 91 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:42,639 at work or whatever. But while you're at work, leave the YouTube on 92 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:46,680 for your dog and hopefully the algorithm just goes into our next episode. Yeah 93 00:05:46,759 --> 00:05:48,639 yeah, I mean make a playlist for us. Yes, well we have 94 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:51,199 playlist too. You can put one of our playlists as well and just let 95 00:05:51,199 --> 00:05:54,040 that run through. Leave it on for the dog, Leave us on for 96 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:57,120 the dog. Whether it's video or not. But YouTube, YouTube dot com 97 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:00,399 slash that was for the dogs. I don't know. Just search software, 98 00:06:00,439 --> 00:06:03,279 history, search software. You'll see our dumb ass faces. It's fine. 99 00:06:04,439 --> 00:06:11,879 Anyway, let's get into this this week's episode. So you mentioned the Catholic 100 00:06:11,959 --> 00:06:15,600 thing earlier about the competition, and we had a little religion talk. But 101 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:19,319 this is actually a religious heavy episode because I've been going to church again lately, 102 00:06:19,399 --> 00:06:23,160 though not Catholic church, So I don't really know how much it counts. 103 00:06:23,399 --> 00:06:25,759 I don't really count it if it's not like you could play a basketball 104 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:29,839 game in there, not at all. Yeah, So I've been going to 105 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:32,800 an event space every week that holds a Christian rock concert for an hour, 106 00:06:34,759 --> 00:06:40,639 and that's called church around these parts. If there's not an emaciated Jesus Christ, 107 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:45,519 like horrifying, I don't count it as a church, even if it's 108 00:06:45,519 --> 00:06:48,800 a Catholic church. But it's modern, like I need to think that God 109 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,920 is gonna pop out like the Wizard of Oz, not the man behind the 110 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:56,759 curtain, the big thing that he's like pulling levers to, you know, 111 00:06:56,839 --> 00:07:02,160 like it needs to feel like that faith it can just appear at any moment. 112 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:06,519 I also need to at all times think that one of the gargoyles or 113 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:12,600 crosses above me couldn't pale me at any moment. Yeah, yeah, just 114 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:15,959 very like the last time the knots were checked where fifty years ago, beautiful 115 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:21,120 but crumbling architecture. Yeah, and they never like re up or do renovations 116 00:07:21,519 --> 00:07:26,240 because you don't want to kind of mess with the beauty of the original vision. 117 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:29,160 No, I mean, you don't even want to spackle. Let it 118 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:31,120 go, let it be what it wants to be. They don't build it 119 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:32,839 like they used to. Dude. I swear though, when I go into 120 00:07:32,879 --> 00:07:35,560 a modern Catholic church, I just want to look, what's even the point 121 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:40,680 of you? What is the point of You don't need a fucking mosaic, 122 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:44,680 not a rock garden. God damn it, dude, some of these that 123 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:46,800 don't even have stained glass. Oh my God, get out of my face. 124 00:07:46,839 --> 00:07:49,199 Just get the fuck out of here again, what are you doing? 125 00:07:50,519 --> 00:07:54,319 I'm kidding about the church that we go to, though everyone there is super 126 00:07:54,319 --> 00:07:56,480 friendly and that day care for the kids is awesome. I don't want to 127 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:59,480 talk shit because they're like the nicest people on earth, but they're not the 128 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,000 goddamn do I hate? And they're going to hell? God damn it. 129 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:05,759 Do I hate a non Gothic church or like Byzantine or Romanesque or whatever? 130 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:09,560 Just not? I can't. Yeah, anyway, would have would you have 131 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:18,600 sacked Constantinople? No? Taking down the Byzantine Empire? No? The Roman 132 00:08:18,639 --> 00:08:24,399 Empire? No? Absolutely? In the Fourth Crusade, those people were horrible. 133 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:26,560 Was that it's weird that they sacked it? At least take it back? 134 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:31,919 Was that the Middle Ages nine to eleven kind of closest thing to it? 135 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:37,600 They never forgot And honestly, you leave them intact and you've less of 136 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:41,200 a problem. Maybe Constantinople doesn't fall four hundred years later and then you got 137 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,559 to deal with the Turks. And but then if they don't sack Constantinople, 138 00:08:43,559 --> 00:08:48,399 we never get a Dracula, that's true. I mean he still is there, 139 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:52,240 but he doesn't buck as much as he did. Yeah, he doesn't 140 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,200 save the pope. We don't get in paid. Yeah, did you know 141 00:08:54,279 --> 00:08:58,080 Dracula saved the Pope? I've never heard this. We have a whole episode 142 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:03,440 on how Dracula saved the pope, the impale Dracula, imper Draculas. He 143 00:09:03,519 --> 00:09:09,720 stopped the the Ottoman Muslims, saving the pope. And why did they make 144 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:13,399 Why did Christians turn the guy that saved him from the Muslims into a blood 145 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:16,679 sucking monster? I mean that was just Bram Stoker. Ram Stoker, the 146 00:09:16,679 --> 00:09:18,080 first Dracula. Yeah, he wrote jacular. He wasn't the guy who he 147 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:22,720 didn't invent vampires, but he wrote dracket right yeah, okay, anyway, 148 00:09:22,799 --> 00:09:28,799 he had a brand to keep a Bram, to keep on Bram, very 149 00:09:28,799 --> 00:09:31,159 on Bram. But anyway, I'm an ungrateful piece of shit, So of 150 00:09:31,159 --> 00:09:35,480 course I'm gonna say mean things to entertain people for money are e that church. 151 00:09:35,519 --> 00:09:41,279 But I will say they had a sermon last week and they get really 152 00:09:41,279 --> 00:09:45,480 into the Old Testament, because non and ams are really into the Old Testament. 153 00:09:45,559 --> 00:09:50,080 And the generous way to put this is they need content. Is this 154 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:58,000 you justifying how poorly you did answering the Bible questions? Now, who's the 155 00:09:58,039 --> 00:10:01,399 better Catholic? Now? Although answering Bible questions is not really a great way 156 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:07,799 to determine Catholicism. How the guilty you are about things Yeah, a lot 157 00:10:07,799 --> 00:10:09,240 of us don't read the book. It's not a book. We're not really 158 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:13,759 a we're a spark notes type religion. Yeah, we have our own dogma 159 00:10:13,799 --> 00:10:16,799 to deal with and stuff like how long mysteries the holy mysteries? Like how 160 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:22,360 how intensely after masturbation? Do you feel guilty like you did? Do you 161 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:26,399 feel better after you jack off? Or do you feel just an intense guilt? 162 00:10:26,519 --> 00:10:28,960 Check it out during during? Oh, then you've power through anyway. 163 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:35,799 That's really definitely when you're sitting in your own pud, your own pud, 164 00:10:35,879 --> 00:10:39,039 Yeah, your own pud, just sitting on your stomach. Oh well, 165 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,399 pulling your pud. I always thought pud was the dick, and then it 166 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:46,480 was pud. Seamen. You know, it's choose your own adventure, jead 167 00:10:46,519 --> 00:10:48,120 whatever you want to. Yeah, so when you just look down, See 168 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:52,480 what I tried to do is I I've been experimenting where I'll lay a strip 169 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:58,399 of toilet paper on my stomach and then the jism will just land target onto 170 00:10:58,399 --> 00:11:01,440 the landing pad of toilet paper on my stomach. It improves clean up. 171 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:05,039 I don't understand people that try to drag off into a sock. Yeah, 172 00:11:05,159 --> 00:11:09,399 that's I did it once. It's it scraped my dick a little bit. 173 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:11,200 It wasn't. It wasn't very comfortable. You get athletes's foot, Yeah, 174 00:11:11,399 --> 00:11:16,480 that's that's a lot of fungus in socks. No, that's good. That 175 00:11:16,639 --> 00:11:20,240 helps your feet. Give them tea. You inject tea into your toes. 176 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,960 Yeah, helps keep your feet strong. Is that why you just rub semen 177 00:11:24,039 --> 00:11:26,600 on your between your toes every night? Never had a foot problem, Never 178 00:11:26,639 --> 00:11:31,000 had a broken bone in my foot. I broken bones everywhere every part of 179 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,960 my body that semen hasn't touched, broken bones except my face. I've obviously 180 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,480 it'd semen all over my face and I still have broken my face before. 181 00:11:37,759 --> 00:11:41,519 Well somebody broke your face. Yeah, because it was someone else's semen. 182 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:45,720 That's no good. Oh it wasn't the same night own semen. Uh Yeah, 183 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:48,240 but b B was before a so to speak, you know what I 184 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:52,600 mean. It broke your face and then in celebration, Yeah, ejaculated it 185 00:11:52,639 --> 00:11:58,000 didn't it It's too late at that point, right. It was not like 186 00:11:58,039 --> 00:12:03,240 Indiana Jones in the Last Crusade pouring some some uh what do you call it? 187 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:07,840 Uh? Last crusade? God damn it? What a I'm the worst 188 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:11,639 fucking Catholic. I can't even think Holy Grail, you pour the water out 189 00:12:11,679 --> 00:12:13,360 of the whole Christ. Dude. Yeah, I'm be ashamed. I'm not 190 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:18,600 I'm fucking gassed today, dude. Anyway, so they had this sermon and 191 00:12:18,639 --> 00:12:22,639 the guy was like, this is the worst king in the Bible. This 192 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,840 guy is the biggest asshole in the Bible. He didn't use that phrasing, 193 00:12:24,879 --> 00:12:30,639 but this old tesnament king, douchebag, absolute piece of shit, the worst 194 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:33,080 king. And I'm like, all right, you have my attention. See 195 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:37,559 what he did. See what this guy did, some gnarly shit in the 196 00:12:37,559 --> 00:12:41,960 Bible. This guy must have been wild. The guy, the king was 197 00:12:41,039 --> 00:12:46,519 named King Nassa. And again it's already a terrible name. Worst Yeah, 198 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:52,399 yeah, it doesn't know Manassa. Manassa, Yeah sounds like Manassa's Virginia. 199 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,919 All right, that's where I That's what I thought. You're a Virginia native, 200 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,879 right, I am, or from northern Virginia, though not Manasasnova guy, 201 00:13:00,159 --> 00:13:03,440 Manassas. It's like, it's probably further down, don't acts like you 202 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:09,279 know the fucking East coast. NASA's is uh, I know the battlefield. 203 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:13,679 Some people might consider Manasa's Northern Virginia, but it's probably more Central Virginia. 204 00:13:13,799 --> 00:13:16,960 Northern Virginia is like its own animal. If there's one thing I want to 205 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:20,480 be able to lord over Rob, it's being a coastal elite. But you're 206 00:13:20,519 --> 00:13:24,480 not, but I am. You're just coastal. This is the same thing 207 00:13:26,159 --> 00:13:28,000 like if you're on the East coast or west coast, you're a coastal elite 208 00:13:28,159 --> 00:13:31,279 when they're not your poor I know that there's like the I know that that's 209 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:37,600 what the upper deck of every Eagles game thing. Yeah, when they but 210 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:41,320 you're not the upper deck of an Eagles gay. True. We couldn't afford 211 00:13:41,399 --> 00:13:46,440 the link because they started charging for those what do they call those license? 212 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:50,519 Yeah, season like season ticket license. Yeah, and that you were out 213 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:54,080 the right to buy tickets. You were out after that price to all yah, 214 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:58,159 fair enough. So Manasa ruled the Kingdom of Judah from six ninety seven 215 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:03,159 to six forty three. He'd like a fifty five year reign almost. He 216 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,480 died about three hundred years before Alexander the Great was born and was He was 217 00:14:05,519 --> 00:14:09,480 born less than fifty years after the city of Rome was founded to give you 218 00:14:09,559 --> 00:14:13,919 some perspective on the time frame here. According to the sermon and the verses 219 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:18,480 from the Bible, the pastor was reading in Second Kings and second Chronicles. 220 00:14:18,159 --> 00:14:22,360 Manassa, according to the Bible, did all kinds of fucked up shit, 221 00:14:22,799 --> 00:14:28,600 but mostly he was just a bad jew just a bad, bad Jewish person. 222 00:14:28,679 --> 00:14:33,639 Basically his dad, King Hezekiah, was one of the most beloved kings 223 00:14:33,879 --> 00:14:39,399 in the Old Testament, and that's because he made he banished all the other 224 00:14:39,919 --> 00:14:43,240 pagan polytheistic gods of the region, made them illegal. Was like, we're 225 00:14:43,279 --> 00:14:48,279 only worshiping yahweh. Get the fuck out with your ball and Molloch bullshit? 226 00:14:48,399 --> 00:14:54,399 Did he love in his bread? Who? Manassa? The guy was eating 227 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:58,879 Hogi's left and right man, piece of shit, putting cheese on it too. 228 00:15:01,159 --> 00:15:05,600 That's not kosher, salami, all kinds of fun up shit. In 229 00:15:05,679 --> 00:15:09,679 order to be kosher, you'd have to only drink. Evan Williams, he's 230 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,919 just drinking whatever whiskey comes from out. What whiskey is not kosher. What 231 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:16,879 whiskey isn't kosher? All of it. I can't be right, all of 232 00:15:16,919 --> 00:15:20,200 it except Evan Williams. How is Evan Williams kosher, don't ask did you 233 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:24,879 actually you know there's a lot of uh, there's a lot of booze that 234 00:15:24,039 --> 00:15:31,919 isn't vegan. These pig parts. It's like something about the barrels they're stored 235 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:39,399 in, like are animal animal fat adjacent or something like that. Like it's 236 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,399 something weird, like it just touched an animal at some point that was in 237 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:46,679 a cage. It's insane, But there's legitimately, like when you see a 238 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:50,120 beer and it's like we're vegan. You know, there's some people that they're 239 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:54,480 Veganism is like they even if their meal is vegan, if it was prepared 240 00:15:54,519 --> 00:15:58,200 in a kitchen where there was also meat, then it's not vegan, which, 241 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,480 by the way, you're still supporting the slaughter of animals like Orthodox shoes. 242 00:16:00,519 --> 00:16:03,759 Is the same way with like the whole kitchen needs to be kosher. 243 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,639 You can't be like, here's your kosher meal as you're cooking bacon like eight 244 00:16:06,679 --> 00:16:08,159 feet away. You're like, no, I didn't touch the bacon. Yeah, 245 00:16:08,279 --> 00:16:11,600 it needs to be in a different fucking building. So vegans and kosher 246 00:16:11,639 --> 00:16:17,480 people are both pains in the ass. Yes, I hope we develop technology 247 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:25,159 that just projects the pain and suffering that plants go through when you eat them. 248 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,879 You know, plants scream when they're eating. I've heard that. I 249 00:16:27,919 --> 00:16:30,399 am not buying it. It's one hundred per cent tru I don't want it 250 00:16:30,399 --> 00:16:33,840 to be. I hope you get the technology so I can prove me wrong. 251 00:16:33,879 --> 00:16:36,559 I want to I want to hear. I just want to hear grass 252 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,600 being cut. Yeah, I want to. I want to like click a 253 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:45,960 button on some vegan salad and just you just hear, like I want them 254 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:49,120 to know. Yeah, that would be a wonderful realization because then like they 255 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:52,279 might as well eat meat then too, because it's like everything suffers, so 256 00:16:52,799 --> 00:16:56,759 right, yeah, right. If anything, most plants are probably more sentient 257 00:16:56,799 --> 00:17:02,919 than animals. That is a hot take. And it sounds like nonsrong trees 258 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,839 around, for trees are around forever. Are you kidding me yet? But 259 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:11,680 they don't have brains in your opinion, dude, who knows? They do 260 00:17:11,759 --> 00:17:14,400 kind of talk to each other. I've heard they do, I've read but 261 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:17,640 whatever. Anyway, Vanassa became king at the age of twelve, and he 262 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:19,640 was basically like, fuck you, dad, I'll never be like you. 263 00:17:21,319 --> 00:17:25,200 You just just didn't want to be like his dad. You know, he 264 00:17:25,279 --> 00:17:29,640 became king in his awkward emo phase where he was just like, fuck you 265 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:34,400 dad. That's my theory. So what era is this. This is around 266 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:41,160 the time that Rome was founded, so like late six hundreds to mid six 267 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:45,960 hundreds BC. Carthage has been founded already, the Greek city states are getting 268 00:17:47,039 --> 00:17:52,400 up and running. Maybe yeah, four fifty years, three hundred years before 269 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,640 Alexander the Great. So but things are you know, everything this is during 270 00:17:55,640 --> 00:18:03,200 the Assyrian Empire. The Middle East is cooking at this point. So Manassa 271 00:18:03,319 --> 00:18:07,240 is like, I'm bringing them all back, bringing back all the gods, 272 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:11,480 bringing back fucking ball, fucking Molok, everybody's come aim And I think, 273 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:17,119 I don't even know. Well, there's a bunch. So this in and 274 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:22,680 of itself bad, horrible, especially to the people writing the Bible, who 275 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:27,519 are obviously very pro god. H He also might have lit his son on 276 00:18:27,599 --> 00:18:34,279 fire. May have I think, maybe would you rather light your son on 277 00:18:34,319 --> 00:18:40,799 fire or stab your son? Yeah? I like, so none of this 278 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:45,200 really justifies why he's a bad Jew. You no, bringing back other gods 279 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:48,160 to worship and then worshiping the other gods, that was the main thing. 280 00:18:48,559 --> 00:18:52,160 Letting the sun on fire thing they were cool with though, no they weren't 281 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:56,880 because it was in worship of another god. It was in worship of Moloch. 282 00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:00,640 I think false idols. Yes, he made. Remember when Moses comes 283 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:04,559 down from the mountain and they're worshiping built a cow like Moses was a little 284 00:19:04,559 --> 00:19:07,079 too long, and they're like, we need a new God. Yep, 285 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:11,279 he has forsaken us. He's been gone for twelve hours. Built a fucking 286 00:19:11,279 --> 00:19:17,200 cow. They start fucking now worshiping a golden calf. God. Damn it, 287 00:19:17,279 --> 00:19:22,000 I wasn't gone that long. These fifty ten commandments. Yeah, yeah, 288 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:26,680 he drops it. So Mollick and Ball are I think they're Phooneician gods, 289 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:32,200 which, uh, I'm they're definitely of the area. I'm pretty sure 290 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:37,799 sure their Phoenician actually Ball, the god ball fuck? Can we ball? 291 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:44,359 Well kind of because he is. He's part of the name of one of 292 00:19:44,359 --> 00:19:49,759 your favorite characters in history, Hannah Ball Hannibal means like something like blessing of 293 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:53,960 ball or blessed ball or something like that. And the Carthaginians ball. The 294 00:19:55,000 --> 00:20:00,960 Carthaginians were founded by Phoenicians, and by the way, the Romans, and 295 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,359 I think the Greeks who used to fight the Carthaginians before the Romans got to 296 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:07,480 them, would always be like, oh, the Carthaginians are fucked up weirdos. 297 00:20:07,519 --> 00:20:12,319 They light their kids on fire in worship of Molik. So there's Mollik 298 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:18,920 lighting your kids on fire. Shit spans centuries, which could be a coincidence. 299 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:19,960 It's just like, Eh, their religion's weird, and they had the 300 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:25,319 same religion or maybe there's maybe there's more to it, but I don't know. 301 00:20:25,359 --> 00:20:30,759 Did they have a dowry system? They probably fucking know who didn't. 302 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:34,240 We're like the only ones that don't in history. What is a dowry system? 303 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:37,359 Uh? In India? Right, So if you have a baby girl 304 00:20:37,839 --> 00:20:42,039 dowery system, you have to essentially pay somebody to marry your daughter. I 305 00:20:42,119 --> 00:20:45,319 mean, they were dowries in America back in the day, I know, 306 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:49,640 but a lot of like in the fifty sixties seventies, a lot of like 307 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:53,240 Indian families would just like chuck their babies in the fires because they don't want 308 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,000 to do it. They don't have a daughter, they couldn't afford it. 309 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,000 You had to pay to get them married, and if they were like really 310 00:20:59,079 --> 00:21:03,000 ugly, it costs more probably probably more like but if she's a dime, 311 00:21:03,079 --> 00:21:06,000 it's like she's like sick or yeah, she's like a shoddy it's like, 312 00:21:06,039 --> 00:21:07,160 oh, you don't have to pay as much to make I'll still have to 313 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:11,319 pay though, And so actually an inheritor of that, a descendant of that 314 00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:18,880 tradition is the girl's family paying for the wedding. Oh so like that's more 315 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:22,200 Western. Yeah, we kind of make it more digestive. Well we kind 316 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:27,759 of. Now that's not the dowry situation existed like not that long ago. 317 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:33,759 Like for sure in the what post United founding in the United States, there 318 00:21:33,799 --> 00:21:36,559 is still a dowry situation. How do you think an arranged marriage will go 319 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:40,519 for you? For me? Yeah, I think it would work out. 320 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:45,480 No, what do you mean, like could I make it work or would 321 00:21:45,519 --> 00:21:49,440 you want to make it work? I just feel like I I you don't. 322 00:21:51,079 --> 00:21:53,880 Personality doesn't count for much when you're trying to do a political marriage. 323 00:21:55,599 --> 00:21:59,799 So I would probably get fucked and just have someone terrible. You gotta marry 324 00:21:59,799 --> 00:22:04,880 somebod for a bridge, dude, Yeah, to a lie to families get 325 00:22:06,039 --> 00:22:08,559 get their army, their standing army. I mean, I guess at that 326 00:22:08,599 --> 00:22:12,880 point. That's why Rob Stark died back then. Like marriage, it's like 327 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:17,240 you you know, you get your wife that you're required to marry for the 328 00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:19,440 army, but then you can like bang all the all the servants. It 329 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:22,960 doesn't matter. I guess. You just see her and you're like, well, 330 00:22:23,079 --> 00:22:26,359 goulna bang a lot of whores. There's gonna be a lot of prostitutes, 331 00:22:26,599 --> 00:22:30,519 or she's great and you're like, oh, you come to an agreement. 332 00:22:30,799 --> 00:22:33,359 It's a few prostitutes, yeah, or you yeah, or you like 333 00:22:33,559 --> 00:22:37,160 you strike the deals like damn, I suck, but like I you just 334 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:41,279 got matched with the hottest chick ever. Hell yeah. That is like a 335 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:44,079 funny thing that you see. You always see that in like movies and TV 336 00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:48,000 and stuff. It's like the chick gets screwed. It's like some like normal 337 00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:51,240 or hot shake like lump of a dude and they're like, oh no, 338 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:53,039 it is the arrange marriage sucks for her. That was a thing I think 339 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:59,079 in Game of Thrones when Rob Stark was gonna have his arranged marriage or whatever 340 00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:03,400 with the Fray and his uncle ends up with like a pretty decent looking yeah, 341 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:04,519 but he was worried on her. He was he was like looking down 342 00:23:04,559 --> 00:23:07,119 the line. He was like, oh my fucking god. No, no, 343 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:11,680 no, no, no, no, nothing to work with. Yeah, 344 00:23:11,759 --> 00:23:15,279 yeah, people don't. People don't ever think about our end. No, 345 00:23:15,279 --> 00:23:18,480 that's true. A lot of people don't think about the guy's perspective. 346 00:23:18,839 --> 00:23:22,839 Sad because as three men on the podcast, it's sad. This is another 347 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:27,799 attack on masculinity. We don't have enough of a voice. So he was. 348 00:23:29,319 --> 00:23:30,359 He did a lot of pagan stuff, man acid did it all, 349 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:33,799 brought it all back. Whatever. He also, according to the people who 350 00:23:33,799 --> 00:23:38,279 writing the Bible, was an oppressive and murderous asshole, killed a lot of 351 00:23:38,279 --> 00:23:44,880 people. This, of course pissed off God, who uh proceeded to say 352 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:48,079 some pretty metal ship. He said, I will wipe Jerusalem as a man 353 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:52,359 wipeth a dish, wiping it and turning it upside down, which will be 354 00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:56,440 sick if he actually did that sounds so bad though, No, it doesn't 355 00:23:56,440 --> 00:24:00,640 sound good, dumb. I'd be sick if he actually just picked up Jerusalem 356 00:24:03,039 --> 00:24:07,400 and then just wiped it into the ocean. But he didn't. What if 357 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:11,920 God was just lazy and he just placed a dirty dish into the dishwasher. 358 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,160 Yeah, he's just like Jerusalem is still there. I'm letting it soak. 359 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:21,039 It's like, oh, is this a cast iron? Yeah? Put it 360 00:24:21,039 --> 00:24:23,440 in the dishwasher. Yeah, go soak for a It all cleans the sand. 361 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:26,839 Yeah, it's fine, fucking fine. So God did this elect A 362 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:30,359 lot of people don't know that you can put anything in the dishwasher. It's 363 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:34,839 a dishwasher. Why would I do it manually with my own hands? Sorry, 364 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:38,759 I'm embracing technology. I'm embracing the future. Do you take your laundry 365 00:24:38,759 --> 00:24:44,279 and running over a washboard before you put it in the laundry machine? No, 366 00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:47,920 you crap your pants and you throw it right in. I throw all 367 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:52,759 that shit into the anything that's like, you know, bigger than a grain 368 00:24:52,799 --> 00:24:56,480 of rice, I'll just feed it to the the fucking disposal, the driver's 369 00:24:56,480 --> 00:25:03,920 disposal. The kitchen sarlac must be a pee, especially because I'm a renter 370 00:25:03,039 --> 00:25:07,000 too, So I dude, I'll I'll fucking I'll take your fucking problem. 371 00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:10,119 I'll take a whole cup of grease, pour it right down that thing. 372 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:14,559 Don't. I won't even let it run, let it sit coffee downs. 373 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:19,240 Just what can't this garbage disposal destroy? That's what we're gonna find out. 374 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:23,079 Yeah, and it goes pretty quick. So that's the maintenance guy's problem. 375 00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:27,240 Exactly what are we paying you for? What am I paying at all? 376 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:33,079 Like two x what this apartment is worth. It's for me to fuck up 377 00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:36,480 the garbage disposal, yeah, not for you to give me a lecture about 378 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:40,720 how you shouldn't put an entire red potato down it. That's your weak ass 379 00:25:40,759 --> 00:25:45,039 garbage disposal's fault. Get something better. And by the way, the maintenance 380 00:25:45,079 --> 00:25:47,359 man doesn't care either. Oh he doesn't. Yeah, he's just like, 381 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:51,759 shit, fuck it up. Huh. Okay, he's most likely high. 382 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:59,839 Yeah. So God, according to the Bible, allegedly did fuck up Jerusalem. 383 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:03,200 He sent the Assyrians to fuck up Jerusalem and the Kingdom of Judah. 384 00:26:03,599 --> 00:26:07,000 Kingdom and Judah. At this point, Israel and Judah have been separated by 385 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:11,599 a civil war, and Israel's already been wiped out by the Assyrians. But 386 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:18,079 God sends the Assyrians to fuck Judah up, and they absolutely allegedly do. 387 00:26:18,839 --> 00:26:22,920 If you know anything about the Assyrian Empire, they are assholes. Like Babylon 388 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:27,000 in Egypt are kind of the big Bads of the Old Testament. And obviously 389 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:33,519 Rome is the big bat of the New Testament, and Persia is a you 390 00:26:33,559 --> 00:26:37,400 know, murderous gay pride parade in three hundred. But they're actually pretty chill 391 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:41,359 in the Bible. But Assyrians were worse than all of them. I mean, 392 00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:47,079 they were fucking psychos. They just scorched earth on everything, kill everyone. 393 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,480 What I mean, they're fucking lunatics. It's weird the Isis doesn't embrace 394 00:26:49,519 --> 00:26:52,519 that culture. Then I know they destroy it. Whether they're not Muslims, 395 00:26:52,519 --> 00:26:56,519 why it's the only doesn't matter. They're still you know, it's they're the 396 00:26:56,680 --> 00:27:02,240 roots spiritually, even though they don't intend to. They certainly do a lot 397 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:07,519 of Assyrian things. Oh yeah, but it's kind of kind of a dick 398 00:27:07,599 --> 00:27:11,759 moved to just blow up Assyrian monuments and I know, columns, and come 399 00:27:11,799 --> 00:27:15,160 on, you're doing all their stuff. You're doing all the Assyrians. Maybe 400 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,119 that's why they're just trying to like jack their swagger. They are swagger jacking, 401 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:26,039 and the Assyrians I don't appreciate it. Allegedly, the Assyrians kidnapped Manessa, 402 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,960 put him in chains and prison him, and then he repents and God 403 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:33,319 accepts and it freed and things end happily. Ever after we all love God, 404 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:34,960 blah blah blah. So I hear all this story, this is roughly 405 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,799 the story from the Bible and what the pastor's saying, and I'm like, 406 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:41,400 obviously, I gotta go home and google this guy. It's fascinating to me 407 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:48,119 from a historical standpoint, and turns out situation is a little more complicated outside 408 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:53,880 of the Bible. Now do I fault the Bible for this? I do 409 00:27:55,000 --> 00:28:00,960 not, because the Bible only cares about religion. So somebody keep in mind, 410 00:28:00,039 --> 00:28:03,759 like when you when you're like, oh, well, the Bible doesn't 411 00:28:03,759 --> 00:28:07,559 take this other historical stuff into They don't care about politics, they don't care 412 00:28:07,559 --> 00:28:11,000 about geopolitics, they don't care about anything other than God in the Bible. 413 00:28:11,839 --> 00:28:14,039 Are you making God happy? Or are you not meaning God happy? That's 414 00:28:14,079 --> 00:28:17,240 all the fucking Bible cares. Or maybe you blame the messenger that you heard 415 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:23,160 it from. The guy in the blue like checker gingham shirt with pearl snaps, 416 00:28:23,599 --> 00:28:27,920 probably had a bolo tie. Nah, wasn't that good? You can 417 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:32,559 dress up. That's for holidays, Yeah, holidays only it's bolow tie and 418 00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:37,200 boots. They even wear boots, had new balances on. Yeah, this 419 00:28:37,279 --> 00:28:40,839 is a tennis human gene kind of day. Maybe even a T shirt I 420 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:44,200 don't remember, but again, just for the job, a nice T shirt, 421 00:28:45,559 --> 00:28:47,839 just for the Lord. That's what I say. Put on some robes, 422 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:56,079 some Sarah, it's just yeah. Uh So let's give a little background 423 00:28:56,319 --> 00:29:03,440 on what was actually going on outside of God stuff. First off, God 424 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:07,079 didn't send the Assyrians. The Assyrians were already fucking there. Judah was a 425 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:12,680 client state of the Assyrians even before Manassa got the thrown during the reign of 426 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:19,839 Hezekiah. This means politically they were Assyria's bitch like. Assyria was basically like, 427 00:29:22,079 --> 00:29:26,720 Okay, we just fucked up Israel pretty hard. We can come in 428 00:29:26,759 --> 00:29:32,400 and fuck you up, but we rather that's gonna cost us money to and 429 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,279 then we're gonna have less tax revenue because we got to kill so fucking many 430 00:29:34,319 --> 00:29:38,759 of you. So let's just acknowledge that we can kill so fucking many of 431 00:29:38,799 --> 00:29:41,319 you, but we don't want to just pay. We don't want to have 432 00:29:41,359 --> 00:29:45,200 to pay to do it and lose maybe some troops also, So why don't 433 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:51,200 we both just save ourselves a lot of trouble and you just ben the fucking 434 00:29:51,279 --> 00:29:56,240 knee and Judah is like, yep, I agree, sure. Actually I 435 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,279 don't even think this happened during the reign of Hezekia. I think it was 436 00:29:57,279 --> 00:30:03,359 before that, Hazekiah just inher it's that situation as well. So the Assyrians, 437 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:07,160 though, are having a little bit of a downturn as an empire. 438 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:11,240 Nothing horrible, I would actually say it was. It would almost be similar 439 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:15,880 to like what America is going through today, right, like we're still hilariously 440 00:30:15,319 --> 00:30:18,799 the most powerful economic and military force in the world. Like, it's not 441 00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:25,400 fucking you see, we just found like so much lithium underneath Pennsylvania. Yeah, 442 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:29,039 that we could support forty percent of our needs. Yes, yeah, 443 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:33,240 oh yeah, it's fucking we just yeah no, we just kind of like 444 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:37,079 stumble upon resources. I mean, were the size of a continent. Not 445 00:30:37,119 --> 00:30:42,119 surprising. What's surprising is how little China has or like Australia, we also 446 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:45,599 just don't use them, right, we're just kind of sitting on them. 447 00:30:45,799 --> 00:30:51,119 We're hoarding our resources. Well, we're making more oil than ever before, 448 00:30:51,839 --> 00:30:55,519 right we were drill baby, drill right now we can though we can afford 449 00:30:55,559 --> 00:30:57,920 to do that. Yeah, god damn right, yeat. Oil prices are 450 00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:02,559 higher than ever, it makes no sense. Mm hmmm. Perhaps some price 451 00:31:02,599 --> 00:31:07,200 fixing, Yeah, there might be some. Remember the early days of COVID 452 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,880 where you could literally just go get a crude barrel of oil and they would 453 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:15,759 pay you. Yeah, thank you. My cousin had a funny joke about 454 00:31:15,759 --> 00:31:18,039 that, because he works in the oil industry. He was basically like, 455 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,960 he's like, I got went into work one day and they were like, 456 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,720 well, a barrel of oils down to X price. The good news is 457 00:31:23,359 --> 00:31:26,279 it can't drop below Why I forgot what it was. It can't drop below 458 00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:30,240 like because of the price of the barrel. Yeah, the barrel, the 459 00:31:30,279 --> 00:31:33,079 basement, of the basements, whatever the barrel costs, like, it can't 460 00:31:33,119 --> 00:31:37,079 drop below the price of the barrel. So we're good to go. But 461 00:31:37,119 --> 00:31:41,160 depending on what the barrel's made of, maybe on any given day that price 462 00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:48,119 drops. Yeah, absolutely so. Judah is a client state of Assyria. 463 00:31:48,319 --> 00:31:49,400 A serious got a bit of a downturn. And I'll just say it like 464 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:52,680 that, like the United States right now, right, it's like, oh, 465 00:31:52,839 --> 00:31:55,799 it's your OIDs, dude's cool up soon. It was just it's just 466 00:31:55,880 --> 00:32:00,119 you and you know it, duds. No, but it certainly it's a 467 00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:05,920 little chaotic here, right, So Judah in Egypt see the chaos in Assyria, 468 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:10,599 and they're like, you know what, I think we could take them. 469 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:15,599 I think we can take them. Got a few drinks in them, 470 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:19,640 started hyping up their boys, Yeah, start talking you fuck them. And 471 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,839 then and they're like, you know they're gonna come to us too. We're 472 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:25,119 playing a home game. Fuck them, because obviously they're not gonna project force. 473 00:32:25,119 --> 00:32:29,759 They're not gonna go attack Ninevah or something. They're gonna sit back and 474 00:32:29,759 --> 00:32:31,000 be like, come and get us. Fuck you, fucking We're not paying. 475 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:35,319 We're not paying. Fuck you, I'm not paying. I'm not super 476 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:43,920 familiar with the terrain of Judea. It's kind of uh, they're mountains of 477 00:32:44,039 --> 00:32:47,039 Judah. Yeah, Like so Judah southern Israel. So I have no idea 478 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:52,319 the landscape about like Israel. And I think Israel's kind of like oddly diverse 479 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,519 for how small it is. Like there's some parts that are Mediterranean and some 480 00:32:55,599 --> 00:32:59,960 parts that are desert. Okay, Like I have a better understanding of Afric 481 00:33:00,039 --> 00:33:05,640 Khanistan. What all one fucking big mountain desert. It's not really all desert 482 00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,519 though, it's Yeah, there's a lot of mountains. Yeah, I mean 483 00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:12,720 it's all up in the funk mountain. So they decided to heat check and 484 00:33:12,759 --> 00:33:15,799 rebel against the Assyrians. Uh. Judah was also doing very well at the 485 00:33:15,839 --> 00:33:19,319 time, so Hezekiah, like I said, decided to you he'd get away 486 00:33:19,359 --> 00:33:22,000 with Uh. He made a defensive pack with the Egyptians, who were also 487 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:25,880 under the Assyrian that the Assyria had conquered Egypt. Even so Assyria, by 488 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:31,119 the way, it's fucking no joke. So Egypt and Judah get together and 489 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:37,160 they're like, fuck you. The Assyrians come in hot this is under Hezekia's 490 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:43,799 reign, that is Manassa's dad. They fuck Judah up. They beat They 491 00:33:44,359 --> 00:33:46,960 just I forget what the fort's called. They sacked their most powerful fort. 492 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:52,880 They sacked city after city after city. They get to Jerusalem where Hezekiah and 493 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:57,440 the other Judaeans, Jews whatever are behind the walls, and the Assyrians sit 494 00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:01,359 there and you know, besiege them. They don't go in. Hezekiah surrenders. 495 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,799 Both sides claim victory though, because they're like, oh, they didn't 496 00:34:04,839 --> 00:34:07,880 take Jerusalem, and the Assyrians were like, we pen them up and they 497 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,320 gave in, and we fucked up the whole rest of their country Assyria one. 498 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:15,679 Let's be fucking honest, but the Bible says Heekaia one's bullshit. Anyway, 499 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:19,760 the Assyrians never sacked it. But man, they fucked up the whole 500 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:22,639 country. I mean they fucked up. Like imagine if let's just say Texas, 501 00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:28,079 right, Like if someone invaded Texas and for whatever reason, we were 502 00:34:28,079 --> 00:34:32,320 able to fortify Dallas or Houston, whatever the most economically valuable city is, 503 00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:37,159 but the rest of it they just ripped to shreds. And then we're like, 504 00:34:37,199 --> 00:34:42,000 fuck. Yeah, Hezekiah dies, Manassa takes the throne. He's twelve 505 00:34:42,079 --> 00:34:45,280 years old. The country's in ruins except for Jerusalem. This is now a 506 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:51,599 twelve year old's fucking problem. The economy is fucked the entire country except the 507 00:34:51,599 --> 00:34:53,199 capital, which, to be fair, is the biggest economic engine. But 508 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:57,960 the whole rest of the country is just set on fucking fire. There is 509 00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,599 a twelve year old's fucking problem. Now he is a bad Jew on top 510 00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:06,719 of that. Yeah, it sounds like Hezekiah is the bad Jew in economically. 511 00:35:07,159 --> 00:35:14,400 But Manassa and his government do the unthinkable. They try not to piss 512 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,679 off the Assyrians, the people who just beat the shit out of them and 513 00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:22,360 burn their whole country down. They think maybe we should make them happy. 514 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:28,280 That's oh solid. The gangster that came in and just like shot us in 515 00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:34,559 the kneecaps, we should potentially make an arrangement with them so they don't kill 516 00:35:34,639 --> 00:35:39,239 us. Yeah, the unthinkable, coward, absolute piece of shit. So 517 00:35:40,679 --> 00:35:45,559 doing this involves several things. He makes sure to pay the Assyrians whenever they 518 00:35:45,599 --> 00:35:50,360 ask, and even pay them more and all that stuff. Assyrian records list 519 00:35:50,519 --> 00:35:57,079 Manassa among twenty two kings who provided materials for the Assyrian kings building projects. 520 00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:05,559 He also turns around and helps the Assyrians fight the Egyptians, offers forces to 521 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:10,840 get Egypt back under control, all this stuff system Yeah, I mean you're 522 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:15,559 adding I don't even know farm systems. I'm trying to think of a sports 523 00:36:15,599 --> 00:36:19,639 analogy for it. But he just he adds supplemental troops to them, you 524 00:36:19,639 --> 00:36:22,519 know what I mean. Maybe it's not the most important stuff, but it's 525 00:36:22,519 --> 00:36:24,280 like Australia being like, oh hey, shit, right, we'll send a 526 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:30,039 thousand gods to Afghanistan. That's problem. Also, these maps to say Australia 527 00:36:30,119 --> 00:36:32,519 never lost a war. Bullshit. Yeah, the birds. They lost. 528 00:36:32,519 --> 00:36:38,280 The fucking birds not even as big as ostriches. It's pathetic. Do you 529 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:43,440 know that the war? Yeah, yeah, it's always like a fun fact 530 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:47,519 that people gloss over. But they they lost the war. War. Yeah, 531 00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:51,639 it's just because they couldn't kill them right like they did. They didn't 532 00:36:51,639 --> 00:36:53,559 have enough bullets. They ran out. Yeah, they just they got over, 533 00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:58,440 they got swarmed. No, you know, the birds were actually gunning 534 00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,239 them down to just I would what's even the point of using guns. Just 535 00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:06,440 get a just get a line of trucks and just drive fucking through them. 536 00:37:06,559 --> 00:37:09,599 They're not faster than a truck. Yeah, that that had to be more 537 00:37:09,599 --> 00:37:19,800 of a fuck it. It was a resources. They're just a lazy people, 538 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,039 for being honest, They just didn't want it bad enough. They truly 539 00:37:22,079 --> 00:37:30,920 didn't. So they do all this in hopes of being named I guess a 540 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:35,800 most favored nation by the Assyrians means you kind of get more stuff. Uh 541 00:37:36,199 --> 00:37:40,239 the Assyrians give you more economic support, I guess, uh, give you 542 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:44,719 more trade rights, that type of thing. They wanted to be essentially get 543 00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:49,239 more resources from the Assyrians as a client state by giving them more, you 544 00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:51,639 know, give more, get more, I guess and that works. They 545 00:37:51,679 --> 00:37:57,760 become a most favored nation of the Assyrians, and he uses the resources he 546 00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:05,679 gets to rebuild Judah's rural economy because again, the Assyrians have burned the whole 547 00:38:05,679 --> 00:38:12,400 fucking thing down, just fucked up the entire countryside. However, it wasn't 548 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,320 just resources alone, according to archaeologists and historians, he had to make deals 549 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:21,800 to help rebuild the countryside as well, to get the people in the rural 550 00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:27,360 areas to do what Manassa needed them to do. And so you gotta make 551 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,400 deals. It's a quid pro quote, right, Like, you can't just 552 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,159 I mean, I guess he could try to just walk in there, put 553 00:38:32,199 --> 00:38:36,559 a sword to their head and be like, fucking do this. But it's 554 00:38:36,599 --> 00:38:38,599 easier to get people to agree with right. It's easier to make a positive 555 00:38:38,639 --> 00:38:43,320 deal than a negative deal. Was he a closer? He was a closer 556 00:38:44,079 --> 00:38:45,840 closed dude. Man, this sounds like a pretty good king so far. 557 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:50,159 Like his dad got everything burned down and he's doing his best to rebuild it. 558 00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:52,920 Yet the people saw him as a bad Jew anyway. Well, the 559 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:57,159 people writing the Bible. People writing the Bible, why do people write in 560 00:38:57,159 --> 00:39:00,599 the Bible have against the skuy trying to rebuild his country bias because message in 561 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:04,480 order, you got to tear this man down for how great he was. 562 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,800 Haters. He probably caught thirty four counts. This is the second Book of 563 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:16,760 Haters, not the second Book of Kings. Part of the deal supposedly based 564 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:23,519 on archaeological research and something like that is he was like, if you do 565 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:28,280 what I ask you to do, like the ways to rebuild the economy or 566 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:36,199 whatever, I will relegalize worship of ball mollock, whatever you're into. You 567 00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:39,119 know what I mean, whatever you want do it, I'll let you worship. 568 00:39:40,159 --> 00:39:42,800 And yeah, wah too if you want to worship, oh way, 569 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:47,760 whatever, But I will relegalize your other gods. So that's why the Bible 570 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:51,400 looked unfavorably on him. He's like, it doesn't matter if you rule up 571 00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,840 the country, if you're freedom of religion, that's not going to fly. 572 00:39:54,039 --> 00:39:59,440 He also allowed those gods to be worshiped in the temple in Jerusalem, how 573 00:39:59,519 --> 00:40:01,559 dare he? Which was a huge fucking no not to the people writing the 574 00:40:01,599 --> 00:40:06,639 Bible. So these gods started to be worshiped everywhere every corner of the empire 575 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,440 or the kingdom. That wasn't an empire. Ball and Mack were worshiped in 576 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:13,639 other parts of the Assyrian Empire, but in Judah they were illegal, and 577 00:40:13,679 --> 00:40:15,679 then they became legal again. They got put back in the temple. I 578 00:40:15,679 --> 00:40:19,079 guess, probably do it Pete. Maybe he got over sold, Maybe he 579 00:40:19,079 --> 00:40:20,840 got took too much, you know what I mean, Maybe he could have 580 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:22,639 kept him out of the temple. But according to the Bible, and there's 581 00:40:22,639 --> 00:40:30,239 no reason to not believe this part is Manassa also took part in worshiping these 582 00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:32,039 other gods. Like he was like, yeah, check it out, see 583 00:40:32,079 --> 00:40:36,559 what's up, Like me going to a non anomius mom fucking Catholic Like yeah, 584 00:40:36,599 --> 00:40:37,519 sure, I mean the pope, I know, the pope's angry at 585 00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:40,119 me. Well, he's just trying to put in face to you know, 586 00:40:40,599 --> 00:40:44,280 he's got to get them to, you know, do farming again. So 587 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:45,039 he's like, yah, I'll show up at your church, ye, just 588 00:40:45,079 --> 00:40:50,760 to you know, make you guys happy. It seems just like good politics. 589 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:54,280 In my opinion, I think it probably was good politics. Although he 590 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:58,920 might have still lit his son on fire, I'm not sure had to because 591 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:06,519 he angered his own because that was as far as I can tell So this 592 00:41:06,559 --> 00:41:08,960 is why I think it might be true, because again, this could just 593 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:14,400 be normal slander at the time, but this like pervades several hundred years. 594 00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:19,039 But the Romans and Greeks, like I said, talk shit on the Carthaginians 595 00:41:19,039 --> 00:41:22,960 for worshiping Molik by saying they threw their firstborn kids into fire as a sacrifice, 596 00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:29,880 right, that's part of Moloch worship, and the Bible several hundred years 597 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,679 before that is saying the same thing. There's no reason to believe that the 598 00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:36,280 Greeks or Romans this is all pre Christ. This is like two hundred to 599 00:41:36,519 --> 00:41:39,440 four hundred years before Christ, five hundred years before Christ are saying the same 600 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:42,800 shit, which is, oh, yeah, dude, they throw kids in 601 00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:47,920 the fucking fire. They're fucked up down. Why did Manassas throw his kid 602 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:51,559 in the fire to worship Mollik? Yeah, be like, yeah, dude, 603 00:41:51,599 --> 00:41:55,840 I'm fucking about it hardcore. Everyone knows you're only supposed to act like 604 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:59,480 you're gonna kill your first born child, not supposed to do it. Yeah, 605 00:41:59,559 --> 00:42:00,599 then God's stops you at the last second. He's like, whoa, 606 00:42:00,679 --> 00:42:02,880 I was just I was just seeing That's how you know, moll isn't real 607 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:09,639 because Mollic didn't pop out and out Egyptian. If you're Egyptian, your first 608 00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:15,000 round's getting got because you didn't put fucking Lamb's blood on your door. True, 609 00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:23,079 so one thing. So he did all that. But the Judaean economy 610 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:29,559 rebounds massively. Uh. This led to an explosion in the olive oil trade 611 00:42:29,559 --> 00:42:32,960 in Judah, brought a ton of money. In the economy rebounds. Everyone's 612 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:38,280 doing pretty well. There is a big economic disparity apparently, but like this, 613 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:42,159 so there are still, I guess, very poor people. But like 614 00:42:42,199 --> 00:42:45,519 I said, poor people back then worked less hours than rich people now. 615 00:42:45,679 --> 00:42:51,760 True, they had a better better than they had better working conditions. Yeah, 616 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,480 certainly. Did you know just because they had the winters off because they 617 00:42:55,480 --> 00:43:02,679 couldn't grow anything. Did you actually know that homeless people today right now have 618 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:07,119 more free time than you if you have a job. Think about that. 619 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,280 Think about how fucked up capitalism is, dude. That's why a lot of 620 00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:12,679 homeless people are homeless. They're like, I don't want to fucking go to 621 00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:15,079 work. I just want to fucking do drugs and live in a tent. 622 00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:19,400 Like we pay hundreds of dollars to do that at music festivals. They're like, 623 00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:22,159 we can do this all the time. It's free, bro, Yeah 624 00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:23,840 what do you guys do it? And if you're on enough drugs, you're 625 00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:27,000 at a music festival. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, anything can be 626 00:43:27,039 --> 00:43:29,119 a music vessel that you want it to me. You just hear music in 627 00:43:29,159 --> 00:43:32,079 your head. Twenty four to seven they have Bonau without the stage. Basically 628 00:43:32,079 --> 00:43:35,719 it's just tens and drugs. Now, dude, they have the stage too. 629 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:39,360 I like, there's like this forest around my apartment complex and there's hella 630 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:44,400 homeless people just living in a camp there yea, And they have a drum 631 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:45,920 set out there. They have a guitar out there, Like, I'll hear 632 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:51,440 drum solos at Like a lot of Boston musicians are homeless. These are just 633 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:54,639 these are just homeless people part of the world. Yeah, even the homeless 634 00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:58,639 have a show. That's what they mean by a live music capital. Like 635 00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:01,760 yeah, yeah, there's no where you can't go, Like you're trying to 636 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:05,760 go to sleep and some guy just walks into your room and we'll put on 637 00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:07,480 a show and you have to deal with it because you're in the live music 638 00:44:07,519 --> 00:44:08,800 capital of the world. He's like, you have to tip him five buckskin 639 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:13,400 and go away. He's like, I'm gonna play Wonderwall again. I'll do 640 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,159 it. Take this drive and get out of here. Take your fiance, 641 00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:20,000 like we're going to a real Austin show. It's in the woods. It's 642 00:44:20,039 --> 00:44:27,639 in the woods. Just you might step on a needle. But it's fine, 643 00:44:28,199 --> 00:44:30,840 it'll be fine, it'll be worth it. I saw another guy the 644 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:35,519 other day with a shiner as he was carrying his guitar. He must have 645 00:44:35,559 --> 00:44:39,880 had a bad show. Yeah, like a black eye in a black eye 646 00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:46,159 and his guitar beer. Well, no, he was also carrying a beer 647 00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:50,880 in hand, but he had a shiner under his eye and he's carrying his 648 00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:52,960 guitar on his back. Although actually I want to bring back this sort of 649 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:59,639 like roadhouse situation where the band has to play behind chicken wire because if you 650 00:44:59,639 --> 00:45:02,000 don't like one of the songs they're playing, you can just hurl a beer 651 00:45:02,039 --> 00:45:06,199 bottle at them. Yeah, not beer bottles, but let's go tomatoes. 652 00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:10,679 I don't know, I like beer bottle. Maybe a cabbage obviously, fruit 653 00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:14,960 and vegetables, but why not a beer if you really don't like the song? 654 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,039 I just yeah, I just want to have one, you know, 655 00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:22,800 like open a bar where the whole gimmick is you give people fruit and tomatoes 656 00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,840 to throw if you don't like it, especially with the that would be a 657 00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:30,079 stand up scene. Yeah, blowing open mic, but the crowd gets tomatoes. 658 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:34,239 Yeah. Why hasn't somebody done that show with the Mothership? Yeah, 659 00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,880 I don't know. You can't. You'll never win an argument with a heckler 660 00:45:37,039 --> 00:45:40,880 that way. You know which long mothership too woke comedian owns comedian owns heckler. 661 00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:45,679 Not at my bar, you're getting a tomato. Yeah, fucking dick, 662 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:50,559 dude, fucking bar. There was also a lot at Steak for Manassa. 663 00:45:50,679 --> 00:45:53,639 Like I said, if he he needs to make these Syrians happy, 664 00:45:53,679 --> 00:46:00,800 because they will come and fucking crush you if they you're not doing what they 665 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:05,000 need you to do. So he didn't fuck around, And this is where 666 00:46:05,039 --> 00:46:09,320 some complaints about him might be legit, because he really did persecute the fuck 667 00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:15,039 out of anyone who was like, you're not holy, So all the prophets 668 00:46:15,079 --> 00:46:17,800 and anyone. This is at the same time as the prophet Isaiah, like 669 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:21,800 the most famous prophet in the Bible, all the prophets and stuff like that, 670 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:25,599 who were like, fuck you, dude, Baul, are you kidding 671 00:46:25,639 --> 00:46:31,960 me? Or any other really devout Jew he would just kill them. Allegedly 672 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:37,480 the streets of Jerusalem ran red with the blood of the pious or something like 673 00:46:37,519 --> 00:46:40,159 that. But he was just like, do you know who's up there? 674 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:45,840 It's a fucking assyrians man, and I will fucking kill you before they fucking 675 00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:50,480 kill me. Damn. At least that's what I think. Or maybe he 676 00:46:50,559 --> 00:46:57,000 was a dick. I don't know. I follow that that tracks uh. 677 00:46:57,559 --> 00:47:00,280 So he did straight up brutally persecute them, blah blah, brought pagan god 678 00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,760 back into the fold, and also might have let his son on fire. 679 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,519 Who knows. You know, you drink too much wine. You're like, 680 00:47:05,519 --> 00:47:08,480 we do, check out this mallock shit. So did he or did he 681 00:47:08,559 --> 00:47:12,880 not? I think he did so he killed him regardless like whether or not 682 00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:14,559 he let him on fire. Did he kill him, I don't know. 683 00:47:14,639 --> 00:47:16,280 If he didn't lit him on fire, he probably didn't kill him. He 684 00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:20,760 does have an air though, I don't know if that's his firstborn son or 685 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,000 not. In fact, he probably didn't kill his first born son. Fucked 686 00:47:22,039 --> 00:47:29,280 this, oh he also it just sounds like Christian slander, well, Jewish 687 00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:34,320 slander that Christians adopt the same way. We, for some reason, two 688 00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:42,599 thousand years later, still like basically parrot propaganda about Caesar because Caesar's side won, 689 00:47:43,199 --> 00:47:45,679 So like Augustus needed Caesar to be legit in order to make himself legit. 690 00:47:46,159 --> 00:47:47,880 So we're like, yeah, Suessar was great. He was great. 691 00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:52,320 I think Caesar might have deserved to get stabbed. I feel like most people 692 00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:54,159 think Caesar deserved to be stabbed. I think they don't. I think they 693 00:47:54,199 --> 00:47:59,280 think he's What did Caesar do? Wasn't he great? He just had had 694 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,880 some bad, bad friends. No, he was trying to get absolute power, 695 00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:06,039 right, Yes, he was seeking absolute power. He was seeking to 696 00:48:06,079 --> 00:48:10,039 be dictator for life because he wanted. I didn't do an episode on him. 697 00:48:10,199 --> 00:48:14,239 He was going on like this one specific part of him. But their 698 00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:20,480 Senate essentially like fuck y'all rule. And now, granted, it's not like 699 00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:27,159 he overthrew some sort of American republic democracy where most people had suffrage and could 700 00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:29,760 vote. Right, it was still ruled by rich people. It was, 701 00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:31,960 but it was more of a republic than Yeah, but he was only stabbed 702 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:36,239 twenty three times, right, So it's like that. That means not every 703 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:40,920 senator stabbed in. I mean he was probably already the twenty three probably did 704 00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:45,119 the job. They know they didn't need him at that point. Everyone needs 705 00:48:45,119 --> 00:48:47,400 to buy in half fascinating. I mean, at some point dead you're in 706 00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:52,199 this three hundred to five hundred senators, So like, at some point there's 707 00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:54,119 just a line and you are stabbing a dead guy. It's kind of don't 708 00:48:54,159 --> 00:48:57,360 you want to get a stab in? I would if I mean, you're 709 00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:00,920 just stabbing a dead Caesar at this point. 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Promo 746 00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:28,440 Code Drinking Bros. Fifty percent off. Check it out. Uh there's also 747 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:34,320 a funny definitely anti Manassa propaganda that Isaiah the prophet was his grandfather not true, 748 00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:38,280 and uh Manassa was just such a dick that he was like, yeah, 749 00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,960 you like God, how's this for liking God? And he had him 750 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:50,000 sod in half like that. Now, so he's a magician, yeah he 751 00:51:50,079 --> 00:51:52,800 was. Well they did the first part of the act. It's like shit, 752 00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:55,400 I never learned the second. There was no prestige. No, no, 753 00:51:55,599 --> 00:52:00,480 there was no It was just like toda, your dad. Well, 754 00:52:00,559 --> 00:52:05,280 Jesus wasn't around to invent magic. That's not a fun trick. It's not 755 00:52:05,519 --> 00:52:12,559 well, it's fun for Manassa, but not for Ah. You are right, 756 00:52:12,639 --> 00:52:15,079 Jesus was the first magition. Yes, Jesus didn't invent magic. Record. 757 00:52:15,519 --> 00:52:20,480 Yeah, that was actually another thing that the Jews, the really devout 758 00:52:20,559 --> 00:52:23,000 Jews of the time, really hated Nassa four that he got really into and 759 00:52:23,039 --> 00:52:28,559 I actually this is fine. He got really into like astrology and that makes 760 00:52:28,599 --> 00:52:32,320 sense back then and like soothsaying went to fortune tellers all kinds of shit like 761 00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:37,840 that. Sooths saying that's like manipulating people with words, right, I don't 762 00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:42,840 know. I think that's like every culture had like a seer or they would 763 00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:46,760 go get kind of advice from some freak. Yeah, yeah, just some 764 00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:52,400 eccentric old guy who's like, oh the uh, I spit on this ant 765 00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:55,159 and it drowned. Typically it would be some guy on a mountain that had 766 00:52:55,239 --> 00:53:01,440 leprosy. Yeah, it's just like he's wise. He's just because he's deformed. 767 00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:08,599 Yeah, I wonder how they h wonder how they fanangled that you just 768 00:53:08,599 --> 00:53:12,320 put an old hermit on a mountain and then tell someone like, yeah, 769 00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:15,599 he knows what's up? Look how look what a freaky is that guy? 770 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:20,400 Good lord, he must be wise and smart because it isn't oft himself yet. 771 00:53:20,519 --> 00:53:23,079 Yeah, what else does he have? It has to be that. 772 00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:29,760 I don't know. There's like forty ugly weird guys in the alley and we 773 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,639 don't listen to them at all. They don't have they don't have drinkets. 774 00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:36,079 Man, Yeah, they don't live on the mountain. This guy lives in 775 00:53:36,119 --> 00:53:38,400 a mountain. He's got a bunch of weird trinkets and ship that smells funny 776 00:53:39,159 --> 00:53:44,199 when you burn it. They probably just had like weed or something. They 777 00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:46,679 get people high, Like on the mountain, he's got like a weed plant 778 00:53:46,679 --> 00:53:51,360 and he'd get he'd get the king high. Oh yeah, they're just so 779 00:53:51,519 --> 00:53:54,239 gassed from climbing the mountain that you're like, you're just like a little lightheaded, 780 00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:58,320 and the guy's like, you know, you see, the guy just 781 00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:00,039 says something and you're like, oh my god. Obviously this is like a 782 00:54:00,079 --> 00:54:04,280 thousand years later, but I mean, that's how the Order of Assassin started. 783 00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:07,320 They just got a bunch of young kids high on hushish. That's what 784 00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:13,920 Assassin means is hushish men on his sheish. Really yeah, stoned dudes, 785 00:54:14,119 --> 00:54:19,880 So stoner bros. Stone killers, stone cold killers, stone cold killers, 786 00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:23,880 stoned cold killers. Fucking But that was kind of the appeals that he would 787 00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:29,159 you would have the greatest night of your life during recruitment night, you get 788 00:54:29,199 --> 00:54:30,679 super high. He'd bring in a bunch of women, you'd fuck him. 789 00:54:31,159 --> 00:54:35,159 It was supposed to be like this vision of paradise, right, and then 790 00:54:35,199 --> 00:54:39,519 he's like, well that'll wait too. If you were in my order, 791 00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:45,639 you just kill a bunch of dudes for me. Pretty much. Now there's 792 00:54:45,679 --> 00:54:50,639 another theory on Manassa. This is the last part that he was actually the 793 00:54:50,719 --> 00:55:00,280 pious conservative and he was defending the faith of the region from his dad, 794 00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:06,360 who was a yahweh only like fringe guy who was like, you know what, 795 00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:10,280 fucking God yahweh, only fuck everyone else. It seems like a hard 796 00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:15,360 liner that doesn't seem fringe. Well you're not fringe, yeah, but you 797 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:17,880 know what I mean, Like, well, fringe in that fringe would be 798 00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:22,960 making everything else illegal. Like that's a fringe idea. It's yahweh or the 799 00:55:22,079 --> 00:55:31,480 highway pretty much. Yeah. Yeah, So after reading all that, I 800 00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:37,599 appreciated the added context of like, hmm, he might have had some reasons, 801 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:44,000 might have had some might have had some uh, some reasons for uh 802 00:55:44,159 --> 00:55:49,719 letting people do other stuff in his little kingdom. Seems like he just didn't 803 00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:52,679 want to die. Yeah, it's a pretty good reason. People get real 804 00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:57,159 pragmatic with a gun to their head. Yeah. No, I mean the 805 00:55:57,159 --> 00:56:00,199 Assyrians essentially had them by the balls when you want them to do. And 806 00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:04,320 it's and his dad, the one that the Bible loves, was like, 807 00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:08,679 well, I'm just gonna I'm gonna rebel against this psychotic empire because we've had 808 00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:13,840 a good couple of years and I don't know, they seem like they're they're 809 00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:15,840 down a bit of a heat check. Yeah, it was an absolute heat 810 00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:21,880 check. And the Assyrians squatted that shit into the fifth row. They weren't 811 00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:23,719 even in the same league. No, no, And then his dad died 812 00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:29,440 and this twelve year old's like, all right, well every farm in the 813 00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:30,880 whole fucking country's been destroyed. Yeah, like, how are you gonna shoot 814 00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:34,519 on a twelve year old for being afraid? Well, to be fair, 815 00:56:34,559 --> 00:56:37,199 he ruled his whole life. He ruled for like fifty five years, but 816 00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:40,320 he got it when he was twelve. Yeah. Did he get more aggressive 817 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:45,079 later? I don't know when he started doing this or was he always bitch 818 00:56:45,119 --> 00:56:51,079 made? Maybe he was as always bitch made. I don't know, but 819 00:56:51,159 --> 00:56:54,039 yeah, that is uh, that's all I got for day, for today 820 00:56:54,119 --> 00:56:59,079 on the alleged worst king of the Bible. I don't know. Think his 821 00:56:59,199 --> 00:57:04,400 dad might, Uh, I have a claim to the Delta shithand dude, 822 00:57:04,559 --> 00:57:07,480 Yeah, Delta shitty hand had to do what he had to do. I 823 00:57:07,519 --> 00:57:09,400 don't know. All the men wanted to cut a baby in half. That's 824 00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:14,880 smart. He's playing forty chess, I think he. I think he just 825 00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:17,480 actually wanted to cut a baby in half to see what would happen. Well, 826 00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:21,719 one of the chicks was down, so he could have gone either way. 827 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:27,280 Did you need he needed the full two O vote? The chick that 828 00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:30,159 was down though probably should have gotten the baby. The one who did want 829 00:57:30,159 --> 00:57:32,519 it cut in half. Yeah, because she was willing to share the baby. 830 00:57:32,679 --> 00:57:37,280 That's true. Sharing means, Yeah, that's what I do with my 831 00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:39,280 kids. If they don't share, If one wants to share, the other 832 00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:43,400 doesn't, the other one gets the whole fruit bar, and then I cut 833 00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:46,280 the other one in half if the child at the bar, Yeah, yeah, 834 00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:49,840 yeah, that makes sense. Though. It was a nice misdirection right 835 00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:55,039 there. Uh what'd you guys learn today? Really? Not much, dude. 836 00:57:55,039 --> 00:57:59,719 I knew all this, like, yeah, obviously as a good Catholic, 837 00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:04,719 right that if you burn your firstborn son alive, that you won't be 838 00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:08,639 remembered favorably. Apparently. No, I learned today that I might be worshiping 839 00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:14,159 Ball soon. I might just go old school go hand Ahball, not just 840 00:58:14,239 --> 00:58:20,199 bald dude. Should we call you Hannibal? No, because Hannibal's I don't. 841 00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:22,800 He's a little overrated, Okay at this point, just after for further 842 00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:27,920 review. He never really won a war, So can you really be a 843 00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:32,000 goat? Yeah? He ain't got no rings. Yeah, he's a bit 844 00:58:32,079 --> 00:58:38,039 like Ryan Day at this point. Sure, why not? I think he's 845 00:58:38,079 --> 00:58:42,239 a little bit higher than Ryan day, but fair what happened with this king, 846 00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:45,400 like did he see in the country. Allegedly, Hannibal is like the 847 00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:52,440 Charles Barkley of generals, that's fair. Allegedly he was taken to Assyria or 848 00:58:52,519 --> 00:58:54,920 to Babylon by the Assyrians because they were like, hey, we think you're 849 00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:59,800 fucking around, and they put him in chains and he repented to God, 850 00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:01,920 like please save me, God, and God saved or whatever. There's no 851 00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:06,679 record of that. That's probably made up by the writers of the Bible. 852 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,719 So what happened to him is he ruled and died and his son took over. 853 00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:14,559 His son Aimen also not well liked by the writers of the Bible. 854 00:59:14,599 --> 00:59:17,599 But Amon's son Josiah very well liked by the writers of the Bible because he 855 00:59:19,079 --> 00:59:25,920 reoutlawed non Yahweh worship in Judah. Cool and did Judah ever, like regain 856 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:30,519 its lands that were destroyed or they were a client state the whole time of 857 00:59:30,559 --> 00:59:35,480 the Assyrians. Okay, so they were technically, you know, like a 858 00:59:35,519 --> 00:59:39,679 client state. It's like it's like the mafia taking protection money from a business, 859 00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:43,639 right they're not They're not running the business. Yeah, right, they 860 00:59:43,719 --> 00:59:46,960 just come to collect. And that's how Judah was. Like they weren't they 861 00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:51,760 weren't necessarily doing administrative work on Judah, but they were just like, hey, 862 00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:53,679 you know, I mean we can, we can come in and take 863 00:59:53,719 --> 00:59:58,519 everything if you want, but it's easier for both of us if you just 864 00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:04,599 pay up. There we go. And then eventually Judah falls to the Babylonians 865 01:00:04,679 --> 01:00:07,679 ultimately, So it was kind of like paying taxes, except they didn't do 866 01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:10,079 any infrastructure help or anything. It was just like just pay to not get 867 01:00:10,079 --> 01:00:13,880 fucked. Uh. They did a little bit, like I said, if 868 01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:17,719 maybe not like I'm speaking totally out of turn here because I really don't know, 869 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:22,400 but they certainly, like I said, if you became a favored nation, 870 01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:25,800 if you were like a client state that they really liked, they would 871 01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:29,440 hook you up. Okay, But I don't know that they would necessarily do 872 01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:34,360 that for everyone, Okay, But it is in their interest to make the 873 01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:37,679 client states like them by doing things like providing infrastructure, for an example, 874 01:00:37,719 --> 01:00:40,920 because a it's easier to rule someone who's willing to be ruled, and B 875 01:00:42,559 --> 01:00:45,639 there's certain things that they get. Obviously, it's easier to collect tax money 876 01:00:45,719 --> 01:00:49,639 cheaper to collect tax money because there you don't have to put your thumb on 877 01:00:49,719 --> 01:00:52,519 them. Just want to easily integrate them, kind of like the Persians did, 878 01:00:52,719 --> 01:00:54,400 right. And another reason too is if you've got to go fight somebody 879 01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:58,800 else, they're more likely to give you troops with you right, right right 880 01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:02,480 if you know. So there's there there is an incentive for the Assyrians to 881 01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:07,599 be good, decent stewards. It's more so because I still have to rule 882 01:01:07,639 --> 01:01:10,079 them at the end of the day, right, you still got to collect 883 01:01:10,119 --> 01:01:13,920 your money, and it gets expensive to collect that money if you got to 884 01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:19,000 keep sending troops in and ship like that. Who's today's Hitler. A lot 885 01:01:19,039 --> 01:01:22,480 of people would say the Assyrians. I would not say that, though, 886 01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:25,840 I'd say probably his father. His father was like, oh, let's try 887 01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:30,480 He tried to take over everyone. That's we didn't try to take He just 888 01:01:30,519 --> 01:01:36,480 basically tried to get Judah's independence. But he did it a little too uh 889 01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:39,559 foolishly, foolheartedly, you know what I mean, kind of just went in 890 01:01:40,079 --> 01:01:44,480 got in over his head. That's very Hitler esque, Like that's kind of 891 01:01:44,519 --> 01:01:47,280 you know, that's what Hitler did. It'd be like if Sam Adams led 892 01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:52,400 the Colonial army. Yeah, yeah, just everything they give him the power. 893 01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:54,719 Yeah, everything's a bayonet charge with that guy, you know what I 894 01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:59,119 mean, it's just head first. Yeah, can't be doing that ship. 895 01:02:00,199 --> 01:02:02,360 Well, that is all I got for today, real quick. I wanted 896 01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:07,480 to say something. We normally don't do this, but one of our listeners, 897 01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:12,320 Hayden Faust, his brother recently died tragically. They have a go fund 898 01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:15,000 me. The guy's a kid, Titus Fouse. All right, sorry, 899 01:02:15,039 --> 01:02:20,440 Titus Fous is his other brother. Hyatt is the guy who died. His 900 01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:24,960 brother tragically passed away. I'm gonna link to go fund me in the episode 901 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:30,480 description. Obviously, Hayden and the whole family's really broken up about it, 902 01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:32,360 really tragic thing. So the go fund me me in the description. If 903 01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:37,119 you can help, it's for his brother's daughters, like college fund. They 904 01:02:37,119 --> 01:02:40,679 got fifteen hundred to the five thousand dollars raised so far. If you can 905 01:02:40,719 --> 01:02:45,079 help out with that at all, that'd be great. Not totally understand, 906 01:02:45,119 --> 01:02:47,440 but I thought he just was super broken up about it. We were dming 907 01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:51,119 about it, and you know, I wanted to help him out anyway I 908 01:02:51,119 --> 01:02:55,679 could try to help anybody in the softy community pretty much exactly that. Hayden's 909 01:02:55,679 --> 01:03:00,559 a good dude. He actually works for u AB's athletic department. He's like 910 01:03:00,599 --> 01:03:05,000 a Go Blazers. Yeah, but yeah, if you can help out with 911 01:03:05,039 --> 01:03:07,519 that, I will. I will link that go fund me. Also again, 912 01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:14,559 patreon dot COM's Last Softcore History for two extra episodes a week plus you 913 01:03:14,559 --> 01:03:19,840 get access to the discord where you can join the community of listeners. Yes, 914 01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:24,679 god damn right, you can YouTube softcore History. Check it all out. 915 01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:29,440 I also want to shout out Matthew Correa. Oh yeah, bought us 916 01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:35,480 some really dope office chairs for our normal day job. So we'll be behind 917 01:03:35,519 --> 01:03:40,599 the producer desk for dB in these four figure gaming chairs, which are dope 918 01:03:40,719 --> 01:03:47,480 with a little Lamborghini. I got a some Lamborghini kind of like sea cushion. 919 01:03:47,679 --> 01:03:53,000 It's not a seat cushion, it is lumber supportmbar lumbars for yeah, 920 01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:57,400 dude, those are the gamer chairs. Are the are the best, man 921 01:03:57,559 --> 01:04:03,480 like, they they've they've surpassed regular office chairs as far as comfortability and lumbar 922 01:04:03,519 --> 01:04:06,400 support. Go. So, I don't want to say he's like currently our 923 01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:12,559 favorite listener, but but he did buya stuff. He did he did so. 924 01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:14,559 I mean, if you want to kind of move up the ranks, 925 01:04:14,599 --> 01:04:20,119 we're just saying money buys all of our affection. We are for sale Patreon 926 01:04:20,119 --> 01:04:24,119 dot com last software history. Yeah again, five dollars a month, or 927 01:04:24,719 --> 01:04:27,639 if you want to be a baller, maybe a shot collar. We got 928 01:04:27,639 --> 01:04:31,480 one hundred dollars tear for no reason. We we absolutely do. Uh that's 929 01:04:31,519 --> 01:04:38,360 all I got for damn Jester, Boosh, thanks so much for being here. 930 01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:41,559 We got a Patreon episode coming out Thursday on what was again? What 931 01:04:41,599 --> 01:04:45,039 Are Your Weird Day? Petroon comes out Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday and Friday. 932 01:04:45,159 --> 01:04:46,280 Yeah, that's right, that's right, And it used to be Thursday. 933 01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:49,199 Nope, it's used to be Thursday, but we moved it to Wednesday. 934 01:04:49,639 --> 01:04:53,519 Uh, you're just totally out of pocket there. Yeah yeah, yeah, 935 01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:57,320 either way, I edit everything so I would know patreon dot COM's last 936 01:04:57,320 --> 01:05:00,320 soft core history. Check it out. Boosh, thanks for joining us, 937 01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:05,039 Alex Bohemy, I'm Rob Fox. You just gotta saw served, all right, p Jake