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Fame. Uh, he'd liked to
be walked on a leash and play really

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dirty, kinky sex games. Is
uh the guy put the cock in the

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peacock network. Okay, bitch,
hey, everybody, aj Ben's are here

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with fame as a bitch. This
is your free show, your free show.

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I think it's gonna land December one, twenty twenty three. How about

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that? One two, one,
two two three, beautiful date, beautiful

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show. Thank you, free birds. A bunch of you have come off

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your perch, A bunch of you
have left the top branches of your trees

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and flow into Patreon. I think
fifty of you in the last few weeks.

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Happy about that, Naturally, I
want more, and I'm sure more

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of you will come the more you
hear. I just I was looking at

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a picture of Lenny Kravitz before and
about two weeks ago, I mentioned a

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lot of people in the business that
I've happened to know and become friends with,

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at least not just meet, but
know them and talk to them.

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And I was writing them down because
I wanted to look at a list of

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all these fluential people, whether it's
Nicholson or Evans or Mariah Carey or God,

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Prince, so many of them,
but Lenny Kravitz was one of those

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guys that I had a relationship with
because of my friendship with my best buddy

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Rocco, who owned the restaurant Boom
in New York City back in the nineties.

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Lenny was always there. Prince would
come at night and play play music

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with the with the house band.
It would show up on Sunday nights.

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It was great. But Lenny Kravitz
back then, I never knew how short

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he was. When I first met
him, he was like five to five

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and he smelled like a circus elephant
back then. I have to be honest.

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With the dreadlocks and the leather with
no undershirt on. God knows how

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long he wears, the leather pants
and the leather shirts and the Swede shirts,

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I don't know, but it's petruly, it's old hair, it's bo

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it's weed, it's all that.
But it equals circus elephant. And I've

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forgotten that he was once with really
with Nicole Kidman. I want to say

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they were almost engaged, but they
were engaged. I can look it up

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and I'm too lazy. But Lenny
Kravitz and Nicole kidmen, if you're the

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cold kidman, I mean her husband. Now, Keith Urban is too short

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for her. What is she doing
with Lenny Kravitz? She must have put

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him on apple box. I mean
they say Keith Urban's five foot ten.

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I don't believe that at all,
because Nicole towers up. She's only five,

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she's five eleve. Not only she's
five eleven, he's five ten.

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She's got at least five inches on
him. And don't tell me that's all

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heels. It's not. Because most
women don't want to be that much taller

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or towering over their their husband.
It looks odd. So if she looks

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that weird with the Urban, I
can only imagine what she looked like with

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Lenny. But yeah, and on
top of that, I mean the smell.

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It just Nicole looks like such a
refined, beautiful proper. I know

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there's a dirty, nasty side to
her. You haven't see the movie called

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The paper Boy. Oh my God, listen to me, The paper Boy.

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Go find that and watch it.
If you're a Nicole Kidmin fan,

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if you find her at all sexy, go look. All I'll tell you

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is she's with John Custack. He's
locked up. He's in a chair.

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I think he's even handcuffed and in
some capacity. This is so sexy.

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It doesn't sound like it, but
it is. She basically gives him head

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even though she's not near him.
She's sitting across from him, but she's

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mimicking what it would feel like with
her tongue and her mouth. And he's

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sitting there unable to touch himself because
he's got cuffs on. And he finishes.

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Very powerful scene, very powerful scene, but yeah, heides and put

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Prince is another shorty. Prince is
also the five to six and Under club.

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I remember being with him many times. He wore big heels all the

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time, but still at all when
he's just chilling out with his big purple

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robe sitting down for TEA little guy. Little guy, big crazy, powerful

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voice, but little guy. Matter
of fact, when he made the video

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for the song kiss, my ex
girlfriend Kara is in that video. She's

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the one dancing around him at the
end, and she's the one eventually that

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gives him that last kiss, the
last word of the song. He's on

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an apple box for that song because
she's like five to nine and she was

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towering over him. So next time
you see the video. Remember Prince is

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standing on an apple box. But
that show biz. Sometimes the old stars

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were an old actress might have been
tall than a leading man and they dig

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out a trench for her to walk
in next him. Or if you were

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like Alan Land or one of those
old time gangster actor types, you walked

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on apple boxes on certain shops so
you could be bigger on camera for your

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leading lady and for audiences. So
many tricks to the trade. What can

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I tell you? I saw a
very sad picture today, Lynn Spears doing

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her shopping at the Dollar General store. Now this is weird because I've heard

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claims that she sold Brittaney's clothes and
some belongings to stay afloat financially. It's

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amazing to think she even has to
stay afloat financially with all the money that

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family robbed from Brittany, millions upon
millions of dollars. Even the little sister

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did her number on Brittany. But
yeah, she was spotted wielding a shopping

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cart filled with items out of a
discount store in Kentwood, Louisiana, her

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hometown. Lots being made about the
finances for Lynn Spears these days. She's

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strongly denied that she's been selling Britney's
clothes, but people close to that situation

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say she's definitely gotten rid of Brittany's
hats, shoes. They're at a kent

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Wood consignment shop. They wouldn't just
show up there without Lynn bringing them or

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selling them. But it's worth noting
that she's at Dollar General. But she's

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also got a designor purse in the
store's bright yellow shopping cart and then eventually

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unloads all those goods into a white
Mercedes. I don't know, but The

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Daily Mail had published an article from
information from a family source saying that Lynn

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spent the last five years selling off
Brittany's shit, wardrobe and appearances on TV,

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appearance of an award show, stuff
like that. She's vehemently denying all

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that. On social media, posted
a picture with some of Brittany. I

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mean, she posted a picture with
Brittany's hat and a shirt and something else

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that Brittany autographed that she's like,
I would never sell my daughter's things.

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Take your fat straight, Daily Mail. Okay, that's not even an outfit.

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It's a hat and a shirt.
You think Brittany's warn about I don't

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know. Sixty five hundred different things
since we've seen her, since she had

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the Mickey mouse hears on. That
would be crushing. If the Mickey Mouse

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hears ended up at a consignment shop, that would be, well, you

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gotta buy that. If you see
that, you grab it. You gotta

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grab it. I mean, anybody
in Louisiana near Kentwood go to the consignment

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shops, get get a piece of
Brittany that'll be worth something one day.

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Sucks to think that, but it
will be whether she I don't know why

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she thinks that. We think the
people will think that's beneath her because nothing

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this family did to Britney is easy
to understand. It's all the stuff in

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nightmares and now you're seeing it for
your own eyes. You got Brittany alone

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in her mansion. I mean this
help who live there as well, But

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she's in a mansion alone, twirling
around on her foyer and skippy clothes outfits

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she probably wore in two thousand and
seven, which is when the world changed

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for her for the worse. And
I think because of PTSD and whatever else

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she's got going on in her head, you know, I think she wears

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those clothes that she fells most she
felt most comfortable in before the world became

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unbearable, you know. And when
she's not twirling around the foyer, she's

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rolling on the beach and getting sand
in her vagina or squeezing her tits together

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in better in the shower. Even
though her sons don't want to see it

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anymore, doesn't bother Britney. And
by the way, the last video she

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hosted of her wearing a tiny bikini
bottom I think it was, and like

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a bikini top that was very boxy. I don't I don't even know what

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you call this outfit. It was
some sort of bikini top that was like

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rectangular. But in the video she
sped the video up a little bit,

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so her movements that looked a little
disjointed and kind of scary, to tell

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you the truth. And then you
add in the clicking of her heels when

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she's wearing and dancing on top of
the stone floor, it was a little

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eerie. But then it got even
worse when she flipped off her shoes and

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began dancing barefoot. And this hand
motion she does, I don't know.

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This whole hand dancing is weird to
me. Obviously, she's talented to know

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what to do with her hands.
She's done it so many times. It's

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muscle memory. But it's like a
little belly dancing, a little hip hop,

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a little popping. I don't even
know. But when she's dancing barefoot,

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you can hear in the silence,
labored breathing, her labored breathing.

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To be honest, it's a little
sexual and scary at the same time.

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Not that I find her sexy,
but I know plenty of weirdos do.

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But this is a woman. I
don't care how horny you are. Men,

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I don't care if she invited over
for a quick fuck and talk to

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you in a baby voice. If
you have a head on your shoulders,

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you want to keep your life drama
free, Okay, it's not worth it.

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You know. You gotta get there. You gotta assess the situation and

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her emotions. Then just walk away, you have to. I don't care

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how good she might be in bed
or wild. I heard she is,

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by the way. By the way, I heard it, Donald Trump told

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me very wild in bed. Brittany
is very wild in bed. But you

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can't have that in your life.
Trust me, I'm doing you a big

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favor. Don't find crazy somewhere else. Back in the day. I went

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on a date with a girl.
I had a drink while I was waiting

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for her cab to arrive from Santa
Monica. I'm in Hollywood. Then I

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had my second margarita while she and
I waited for a table. She had

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one drink, one margarita. Okay, I don't know what she showed up

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having done before she met me.
I don't. I barely knew the girl

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met her like three nights before that
and set up a date. She had

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one drink. We get to our
table with dinner's fine. We finished dinner

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and we're walking outside to my car
so I could take her to my apartment.

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And suddenly she's a little bit wobbly, and I'm like, oh,

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you're okay there, and she's giggling. You know. Oh, I think

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my heel hit a hole in the
street. I'll be fine. There's no

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hole back there, I looked.
So we get to my place. I

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had a very little cottage in Hollywood. This was the place that very famous,

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pretty famous because a bunch of old
movie stars lived there back in the

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day when it was developed. It
was close to the Warner Brothers lot and

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a lot of these actors would take
horses to the lot. No cars,

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take a horse. It was called
normal It is called Normandy Towers. You

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could look it up. Charlie Chaplin
designed it and lived there. Rodolph Valentino,

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Thelma Ritter, Douglas Fairbanks Junior lived
there, and of course, as

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fate would have it, Marilyn Monroe
did as well. In fact, it

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was her first place in la And
wouldn't you know it, that was my

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apartment in nineteen ninety seven, in
ninety eight, early part of ninety eight,

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and I iced to love telling girls
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and lie down and look up the
same bedroom ceiling Malon Moroe. Did I

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know it sounds corny, but it
worked. But this place was so small,

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and I recall hearing the chick upstairs, this girl named Jennifer Tierney,

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who was the great niece of the
crazy movie star Jean Tierney. Beautiful but

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crazy, and Jennifer looked a lot
like her great aunt. She has a

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scandal We did her on my show. She had a scandalous life. I

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think she got shock treatment actually,
But at the time, this girl,

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Jennifer was working as a designer for
Britney Spears tour, and I used to

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be able to hear her having sex
with her small black boyfriend at the time.

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I could hear the girl tih my
I left Elizabeth, who taught ice

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skating, was trying to get work
as an actress. She's having sex with

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various guys. I could even hear
the stripper who lived across the courtyard from

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me, the girl the strip in
New York doing whippets and having fun with

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her big biker boyfriend. It was
very tough some nights to be alone and

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hear that kind of shit, so
I just leave the house and have to

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find I couldn't take it. So
this date of mind flash forward was so

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loud. I began to get worried
what people might think was happening. Eventually,

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she goes to the bathroom to puke
and she locks the door. Wouldn't

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you know what she passes out.
I couldn't get it a wake up to

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open the door. This was on
for an hour. It's one o'clock in

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the morning now, and in four
and a half hours I'm needed on this

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set of Pammanas's TV show VIP.
And on top of that, I had

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to drive this nut back home.
Eventually she wakes up and comes out and

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wants to sleep over. Now that's
when you know crazy can't stay over.

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That's out. So I say no, I'm driving you home. I got

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an early start. You know,
I'm not even gonna go to bed.

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I gotta go to work soon.
I get on the highway and mind you

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send the Monica thirty minutes thirty five
minutes away. But this nut didn't know

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or couldn't remember where she lived,
and I'm going to you fucking's this is

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not funny, and she's giggling,
uncontrollably giggling. I just moved in like

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a week ago, I don't remember, and I'm getting I don't like this.

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I'm pissed off down because now I
gotta be at work in three hours.

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So it's obvious I'm not gonna sleep
at all. So, after twenty

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minutes of the charade of showing the
streets and neighborhoods that looked familiar, that

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looked familiar, no giggle, giggle, I go to a gas station.

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I give her five bucks to buy
me a gatorade and get something for yourself.

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And while she's in there, I
just peel out and go back to

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the highway and go home. Sorry, I can't. Don't hate me,

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but there was that was a nightmare
and it would have ended up even worse

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if I stayed. So that's why
you gotta get away from crazy. But

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that's why I say stay away from
Britney Spears. It's not worth all the

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drama. But getting back to her
mother shopping at Dollar General. Can I

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say something years as if? I
never do say something years ago? Even

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when I was married to my first
wife in the eighties, he used to

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love to go to the ninety nine
cents store on Long Island. Waiting to

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car, I said, I'm not
going in there. People are gonna see

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me. I'm not gonna be seen
shopping at ninety nine cents. Oh,

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I thought, like, who the
hell I thought I was? She goes

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this good stuff. I know I'm
not. Then I got married a second

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time, and this one used to
love to pursue peruse the ninety nine cent

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store in burd Bank, and I
felt the same way, I'm not going

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in. One day I go in
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and I see they got they have
fruit and vegetables at this particular ninety nine

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cent store, and I'm seeing beautiful
strawberries. They usually run five bucks nine

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nine cents. I see carrots,
celery, onions, garlic, great for

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my soups, all clost to the
buck. Milk was a dollar, Turkey,

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cold cuts were a dollar, Eggs
were a buck, and it was

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since then if I want to save
money, why pay thirty forty bucks to

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the store when I can go to
ninety nine cents and leave for seven dollars

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for the same shit. I love
a good deal, and maybe Lynn Spears

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does too, is what I'm trying
to say. But let's face it,

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don't We also see this family eating
peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for dinner.

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I mean, you know, the
Spirits family has always had trailer in their

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park. I don't think that's gonna
leave any of them soon. This next

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story gets me angry. Guys.
There's a picture of Prince William and Kate

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Middleton, all acting very fine,
acting in high spirits, doing their royal

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duties the other day. This is
in the midst of people being named,

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two people being named, two family
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questioned Prince Archie's skin color while making
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Kate smiling for photos. Crown Princess
Victoria's there, Prince Daniel of Sweden is

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there. They're all at Windsor Castle
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But earlier this week the identity of
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about Archie's skin tone was accidentally.
I don't think it's an accident. It

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really gave this book a lot of
press. Accidentally revealed in copies in Dutch

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of this royal reporter Ohmid Scobie and
this new Bookie has about the state of

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the monarchy after Queen Elizabeth's death back
in twenty twenty two. And in the

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final US and UK editions of this
book called Endgame Inside the Royal Family and

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Monarchy Fight for Survival, Scoby doesn't
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prior to the little Prince being born, and there are news outlets that have

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obtained the Dutch version. Initially,
they redacted the two names in their coverage

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of this mistake, but then Piers
Morgan, who I love, said you

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know what, fuck it, I'm
gonna say the names. He goes Frankly,

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if Dutch people wandering into a bookshop
can pick it up and see the

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names, then you, the British
people who actually pay for the British royal

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family, you're entitled to know.
Two. And he went ahead and made

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the announcement, but he also said
he doubts he doesn't believe that the Princess

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Kate and King Charles made the racist
comments. That's what the book alleges.

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Nationally, the Palace is not gonna
say anything about these allegations. But Scoby

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the author is blaming a translation Eraror
in Holland where his biography was removed from

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stores. What is the big fucking
deal Megan Markle's biracial? We all know

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that. Okay. First there was
the big claim that a senior member of

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the royal family had expressed concerns about
her sun skinned color. And then she

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went on the Oprah Winfrey interview and
made this announcement. They asked, how

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dark your baby's gonna be? That's
what Oprah said. She was clutching her

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pearls and had the other hand up
her ass. She couldn't believe it potentially

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and what that would mean or look
like? Yeah, it's a simple question.

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Family's asked all the time. And
then, of course, you know

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Megan, that conversation never going to
share. But at a time it was

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awkward. Harry said, I was
a bit shocked. Okay, go shit

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in your big old church hat.
Bolt. Yes, look, Megan Markle

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is extremely jealous of Kate. Okay, and this just makes Megan look even

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worse than she always looks. Not
the future Queen of England, Catherine,

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She's fine. You know. I
wonder how much money Harry and Megan paid

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their PR team to sabotage Kate.
I don't think she did this, and

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if she did, I don't find
it a big deal. I can see

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the Queen and Charles saying it because
they're of an older generation. I don't

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think Kate would say that. But
the level of Markle's obsession with Kate,

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it's dangerous and it's concerning. We
all know that Markle helped with this tabloid

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of a book, and to me, it shows that she basically hates women.

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If you can think about the history
she's had of bullying young women at

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Kensington Palace, this is more evidence
that she's like a misogynist. If you

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will, and I think it's time
that five or six released the dossier they

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have honor. Maybe it could be
accidentally leaked, perhaps because I'm hearing the

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first step is to remove Harry and
Megan from the royal website and remove Harry

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as Counselor of State. That's what
I hear is being discussed. But honestly,

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you know this claim was made by
a very thirsty Megan Mark, again,

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very jealous of Kate's popularity. The
world loves Kate. I'm not buying

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it just because it's in a book. That doesn't make it so. I

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don't believe for a second that Kate's
racist at all. Look come on,

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I raised a mixed son. I
kind of know what it's like for people

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that. I mean, he was
twelve when I got there. But you

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know, it is something you might
wonder. I'm wonder what the baby looks

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like. It's natural you even say
that when both parents are white and both

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parents are black, will be more's
father or as mother, And especially if

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there's a mixed race angle to it, what's the big deal? I wonder

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what the baby's skinner look like.
It's so it's such a non story.

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It's a normal question. I don't
think anybody asked that question with bad intentions.

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Again, it's just Megan trying to
be petty and play victim. Even

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Harry was taken aback with the he
he took that story back saying that the

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media said said it, Megan didn't
say it. No, Megan, Megan

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said it on Oprah. Sorry.
She she craves drama, she lives for

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it, and she just create it
for notoriety. But this time I think

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she's crossed the line, and Harry
with her by staying silent. It drives

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me crazy. You have some balls, bro Sit it down before she goes

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on national TV. Sit it down
before these things blow up. Have a

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talk with your wife. Man.
Because Megan worked with Omen Scobi on the

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first book and in court had to
admit what they said was false. So

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this goes beyond the law. It's
slanderous and if you want to ask me,

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I think, my guest, the
courts are going to be very busy,

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you know, with determining what to
do. I mean, the book

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itself, it's gonna end up in
a fire pit. Like most books I

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see, Jaded Pinkin's book is already
fifty percent off at Target plus I heard

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a lot of people who bought the
book, as well as Harry's book Spare,

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which sold really well, have been
leaving those books behind in hotels,

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at airports, actually by the garbage
up their curbside. That's what people are

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doing. I read an article about
that not too long ago, that that's

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what people are doing with Spare and
Jaded Pinkins's book, and I don't know.

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Look, I would never treat a
book like that. I know what

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it takes to write a book,
so I have a little more respect for

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that people have written them. But
I typically keep all the books I've ever

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read. I have at least five
in the books in storage. I mean,

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the boxes are so heavy, forget
about it. The ones I didn't

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like so much, I could never
throw away. I know how much sweat

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goes into that. I'd bring them
to a bookstore and donate them. But

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a lot of society feels differently about
books by celebrities these days. We've had

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it with the narcissism. It's why
I kind of lean away from finishing my

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third book, which is about all
my LA stories, all my celebrity driven

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and wild stories. Private conversation with
Robert Evans the Vestist Alone, Tupac Prince,

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you name it, Mickey Rock,
all those stories. But I'm concerned

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about whether people are really still reading
books, are just scrolling on their phones,

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you know what I mean. I'm
actually reading a book now. I

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keep free books in my suitcase.
I keep the Big Alcoholics Anonymous Book and

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The Shitter, and I'm getting through
that. But that's like homework for me.

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The other night, though, the
Wi Fi was out at the hotel

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and the Spectrum cable TV was on
the fritz. Here on the premises,

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nothing to do, I had to
crack open a book. And I'm reading

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this book called The Last Thing He
Told Me by Laura Davids. I like

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it a lot, and I'd forgotten
how much I just love to sit home

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and read a book. I don't
know. I know I'm gonna write mine.

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I just got to get the right
mood. I mean, plenty of

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chapters have done. I just got
to get really into it and just go.

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But and again, with respect to
Harry and Megan and Kate, the

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American writer Napoleon Hill once said,
every adversity, every heartache, always carries

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with it the seed of an equal
or greater benefit. So to me,

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the benefit here is that Harry and
me again end up looking like jealous,

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ungrateful, coll dependent shit. It's
and Catherine just gets on with things in

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life. She's posted her picture,
she's smiling, she's doing her royal duties.

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She's busy. See, Harry and
Meghan aren't busy, right, and

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nobody cares about what they have to
say, Not that anyone ever did,

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but now it's abundantly clear just how
pathetic they truly are. Again, I

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want to say, I've seen about
fifty of you guys, you free birds,

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have flown over to my Patreon show. I'm very happy about that.

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Those who still haven't gone there,
go to patreon dot com. Slash fame

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is a bitch. That's patreon dot
com slash fames a bitch. Next week

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we'll be shocked with stories about Disney
having to change course and stay away from

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movies with messages and just remember how
to fucking entertain us again. God bless

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you not that now that head honcho
Bob Iger saw what a huge flop the

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Marvels ended up being, he's admitted
that the mouse House has to change course.

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That's good news, and I'll have
inside stuff. No one else does,

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and inside information on how Matt Lower
is living these days for a journalism

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colleague of mine and Buddy so to
speak, his friends of Matt and sat

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down him. And there's some information
I got about Matt to talk to you

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about. If a comeback is maybe
a foot I hope there is. The

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guy didn't kill anybody christ I'll also
be talking about Bradley Cooper having to gently

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let Gigi Hadid off the hook as
he gets closer to making his first Oscar

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run, well a first run,
but it looks like he's got a good

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shot at finally winning the Oscar.
He should have won an Oscar before this.

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But this movie about him playing the
Maestro Lennon Bernstein, that's gonna get

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a lot of attention. It already
is, but he stars it and he

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directs it. And listen, frankly
speaking, you can't have a big nose

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jee genius like Lennon Bernstein link up
with a pro Palestinian, low rent model

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like Jiji. Can we imagine how
many sick Ohs will glue themselves to the

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floor at the Dolbe theaterre on Oscar
night. And let me just say this

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about those idiots who glue themselves to
things. Let's just toss some common sense

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into the filure here, okay,
into this bonfire of bullshit that has all

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these assholes carrying flags for Palestine,
or even the idiots who are protesting inside

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Chick fil A or you name it, wherever else there is protesting going on

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or it's happening. All these shit
stars are gluing themselves to things. How

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about we just let them stay there, don't rescue them, let them be,

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don't save them, don't arrest them. Just let them sit there and

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have to rip off the skins of
their ass or his skins on their hands

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in orderly get free and go slink
back home to live renfree in mommy and

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Daddy's basement. Hey, but AJ, when you're in Chicago, you're living

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it's just his basement. So there's
all right. Let me tell you something.

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Most of you would live on Roseley's
roof in the middle of the winter

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if you knew you had a seat
at a dining room table. Remember birds

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Patreon dot com slash Fame is a
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