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Another slappie day in the books because
we got a free slimpie m you.

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Hopefully you're ready. It's down to
get weird. It's about to get weird.

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You're prepared for him to get weirds
are gonna get weird. It's getting

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weird. I'm gonna get real weird. That's get weird. Let's get where?

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Where? Get where? Are you
ready to get weird with Hoodie and

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eric I'm ready to listener because you're
listening to the hundred and forty episode Let's

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get weird after a little summer mini
break, you know. Yeah, it

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took yeah, because you know for
the July fell on Tuesday, which was

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you know, super weird. You
have your child who's doing in school and

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I just got me doing me and
you get taddy because you always got to

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take care of Teddy. I'm gonna
say I'm proud of that man. Ten

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hours he on Answer and more.
If you're listening, No, he didn't

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go ten hours yesterday. That's traffic. Yeah, but we got a jam

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pas show for you to say.
My name is a hoodie. Uh huh,

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I'm Erica. Every day, every
day, every week we come to

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give you the weird stories. From
our lives, the world, the globe,

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the internet, the skies, the
grounds, the seas, the lavas,

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your uranus and uranus, and just
talk about things in life, including

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how Eric thinks renting a VIP tour
at Disney is cheap. It can't be.

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I'm not saying it's cheap, but
you said two thousand dollars per person.

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I'm like, it's probably cost the
whole thing two thousand dollars, but

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you know whatever. But Hoodie,
because he's a Disney on TikTok and I

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was like, oh, thus it
must be true. Everything on TikTok's true.

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It might not really. No,
No, there's probably some truth to

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it or some form of variation of
it. But I just think that,

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like, if they're promoting it,
it can't be. I mean, it's

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got to be in a price point
where, yes, not everyone can do

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it or not everyone knows how to
do this, but it can get done.

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Went to Disney's website, the fact
Fund fact check this, lady,

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what are you looking at over there? Um? But apparently if you wanted

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to do a VIP tour for Disney, you would need up to ten guests.

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And I don't know if this price
is per guests or this per group,

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because mind you, they want you
to call for reservations, so I'm

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not gonna go too far in that
we should call. Hey, we're doing

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to podcast right now, right,
you do that? Um, But it

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says ranging from four hundred and fifty
dollars to nine hundred dollars per hour of

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your group to do the VIP tour. Okay, so they're doing an hourly

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rate, right, Yes, I
think you have to do a minimum of

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three or four hours. I think
for sure. So it's about that's three

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thousand dollars for you to do that. I'm I mean, I'm that's not

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that bad. I think this also
means does not include your park tickets.

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You also have to buy the park
ticket before you can do the VIP tour.

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I don't think so, hoodie,
I think you're gonna I know it

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comes with no no, I know, so yeah, no, what you

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gotta buy? No, here you
go. Valid park admission is required for

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each park visit on tours, not
including the price of the tour. That's

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an extra hundred bucks for every person. Get you everywhere makes sense because it's

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I mean, I've known you can
do the the not the aqueducts whatever,

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it's called the faciladors whatever. You
know, we should call the expert really

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her parents and tell us the faciladors
and all that good stuff of like utiladors,

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that's what it's called. It's the
underground of Disney World, like all

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the characters go. It's that way. They pop up in random areas and

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then they get rid of the trash
and everything. Oh, watched one.

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I think it's the the imagineer story. You learn about this stuff on Disney.

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Plus, I'm not gonna yeah,
it's it's actually a good watch.

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I better know. It's also good
watch my eyes if you would look at

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them? Why are not going to
look at you? Because we're podcast?

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I can't, I can't. I
just look at something else and it's not

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but Jeweled. It's royal match.
You know. You get mad about it

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every time. It's because I call
it but jeweled. Then you feel old

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because old people played, but Jeweled
got him. It's been a while,

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so it's like calls you old but
came back. It's an oldie, but

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a goody, you know what I'm
saying. We do need a shout out.

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Some dms we got recent as we
do. Eric and my cousin Brian

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for listening to the show. I
think we shouted Brian out last time we

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did this. Well I saw him
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thank you. Saw him another time
he said he liked it. We had

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a shout out there we go popped
it up. Boo boop. I hate

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in group chats. You gotta like
if you want to open. Stephanie Sullivan

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at steph Sullivan with two l's one
v three one two on Instagram. She

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listened to podcasts, the Awesome Conon
Podcast, which was our last one before

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our little breaking. She actually got
to meet Jody Whittaker, who was the

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now former Doctor Who Who. If
she was in Doctor Who, that's pretty

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much been her main thing is Doctor
Who. And now we got in the

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Kodigatla from Sex Education is going to
be the new Doctor Who on Disney Plus.

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It's on BBC anymore. I don't
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Disney Plus. I don't know if
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or I've actually feel like I ashes
so many times you watched Doctor Who.

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I didn't know I know about it
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pop culture like the Tardest, the
weird extern on Night Droids, the Little

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Daleks I think it's what they're called. And he has like a little like

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pen wand or whatever. But beyond
that not really. I know, like

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pretty much every big actor now comes
from Doctor Who. Really. Yeah,

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oh my gosh. So like if
you want to look up Doctor Who wasn't

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alumni but coming back that comer Bath
who was the so go the talent would

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beyond it. I don't know what
this is. Uh Peter Davis, non

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skilled, more modern. Uh,
Billy Piper, She's one these aren't.

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This is a really good list.
Yeah, um, I don't know famous.

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Let me do famous people who played
Doctor Who who? Um, obviously

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got David Tennant who was in everything
he was the Doctor Who. Matt Smith

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he's also but he's in House of
Dragons. H yes, yes, Ecleston

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who you like? Hum? I
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episodes. Simon PEG's been in one. Ian Mkelly Yeah, I mean I

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feel like every British actor has been
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Spy Kids, you know Andrew Garfield was

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in one, um other famous ones. Karen Gillen was was a Doctor Who.

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Companion Kylie Minneau was in one.
She's an incredible uh singer. Okay,

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okay, sure, yeah, um
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British actor is kind of like you're
either in Doctor Who, you're in Lord

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of the Rings, or you're in
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two out of three. Oh man, Well that's fine. Um, we

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also need to yes, what do
I want to talk to you about?

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You're what did you want to talk
about something else other than the other things

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we want to talk about? I
forgot to come back. Okay, anyway

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we had I have to talk about
so wedding updates because I get the wedding

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vents or anything. Is that Apparently
if you didn't see this, you can

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now have a chat GPT or any
other AI officiate your weddings in the state

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of Colorado. And how pissed am
I that in the state of Virginia you

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can't have that happened at all and
make things so much easier to have to

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set up the laptop you are now
married voice be They probably pick whatever voice

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you wanted to pick. That's the
same thing. AI. You know,

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when you do those little filters of
like make me you know a ferry or

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make me you know a wizard,
make the efficient you know, like Robert

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Downey Junior. Who would you pick? Celebrity wat yeah or anybody celebritybody ancient.

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I mean I wanted my grandpa to
do it, but I can't because

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some stupid rule in Virginia if based
on the county you live in, that

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they have to live in the county. You can still do it and just

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go to the courthouse and get them
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whole deal. We also have this
debate on if we just get married at

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the courthouse, were legally married and
he's just doing the ceremony of the why

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not? But it's okay, we're
gonna do this ceremony first and then go

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to the courthouse. I don't know
how we're It's confusing. We're not We're

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like we have it there. We're
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like we're getting there. We're talking
to an officiant and hopefully we'll meet with

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Thursday to sort of get an idea
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that, I feel like there's probably
a loophole that you guys. Yeah,

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but here's the thing, do you
want to really loophole your marriage? No

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marriage, dummy, I'm saying,
but like the officiant thing, Yeah,

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well that's your marriage. Because we
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not married earlier on the show.
Yeah, but you still yeah, yeah,

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we didn't do on that topic.
I don't be married to this woman

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eleven damn years by the time we
get actually married, see that man.

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That would have been ideal is if
we would have gotten like the license on

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our actual like dating anniversary and then
get married thirty days later. But that's

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March, so I can't do that. You know everything, Well, my

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anniversary, it's probably good. I
remember when my anniversary is. We'll see

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him when five years when you guys
are married. It's pretty easy. My

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anniversary is for everything Valentine's Day and
Star Wars Day eventually. Oh yeah,

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you're right. And then guess who's
when more birthday a week after our wedding

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anniversary. So May's gonna suck for
my wallet. Week after that. Your

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birthday, you didn't buy me anything. I always buy you something, you

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know, I treat you good.
Stop me. I want to give you

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them kisses. Oh wait, I
can turn this off before the alarm goes

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off. Oh before your he hears
you go to the gym. But yeah,

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so you can now get married by
chatchy bat. So if you're trying

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to get away married for cheap page, go to Colorado for a weekend,

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said speaker, and have So who
would you pick though, what celebrity?

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I said, Robert Downey, Juno, are you okay? Are okay?

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No? Actually, as as as
Stark or you know, give me carry

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Fisher, I want to do carry
Fisher. I mean General Jones, bro

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James Wildjoees. That would be a
good one, James Wild Jones, but

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not as as James Oldroel scratch that. Tom Hanks or Bill Murray, one

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of those two. I know they're
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kind of do those things randomly.
But have them do that be pretty cool.

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Tom Hanks be fun. Yeah,
I would say his thing. If

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you had them do it, everyone
who want to take photos with them.

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But I would ask him about one
of the movies he did in the eighties

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called Bachelor Party, which is absolutely
one of my most fittim where he's getting

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married and he throws a bachelor party
and it's like an eighties comedy. It's

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hilarious. Four. Yeah, it's
great. Eighteen seventy four. No,

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I said, eighty four, what
do you Tom Hanks? Tony contain adrians

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and men. Not a lot of
people here besides Tom Hanks. And this

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because it was the eighties, bro, And this is when Tom Hanks wasn't

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really a leading person, right,
this is still like eighties comedy and adrians.

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A man was more of it because
he was in a lot more movies

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than Tom was, because he was
a good looking dude in the eighties.

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As you can tell. Say so, look, I went to the the

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normal version of the poster from the
eighties. Then I went to the HD

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poster a lot more detailed than that
poster. A lot of detail in there.

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But you know, we also see
a lot of details in the library.

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The library. I have been last
week. I've been twice with Max,

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back to back days for at least
an hour both day. I have

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never in my adult and were my
teenage life or even when I was a

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child, and do the Summer Book
Club? Do I look like I did?

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The book program from Pizza Hook,
like I did the book It program,

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book it maybe yeah, No,
when you were a kid, book

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it was like in its prime,
that was the top time to do book

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it. Not up here. It
was Scholastic book Yeah, that was it.

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We had a beer man and then
the Pizza Hut thing. I never

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did any of that stuff, So
I said the Pizza Hut thing, Yeah,

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but I didn't do it, Okay, I didn't do any of that

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stuff, and I had a lot
of fun shows that library. The library

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is very interesting because there's a lot
of kids. Is a kids section still

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cool decorading because I remember my libraries
when I was a kid. You wont

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like book publishers like what is Penguin
House or Scholastic would do the kids section.

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It's not like it used to be. There is there is, you

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know, but there's a cool little
area to reading. There's puzzles, and

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there's um like bigger, bigger,
seated area for you to read with your

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child. But it's not as decorated
was as I remember growing up. But

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like I said, there's more computer
bank. Can you still rent CDs library?

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I feel like that that would be
the one plea I saw all.

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I saw so many movies like DVDs
and TV shows, and they have the

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box sets all of Scrubs and all
of your stupid office show that you love,

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all as DVDs to rent anything new
though, everything like new. It's

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all video games that have video games. No, but they're doing a thing

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right now because Max walks by the
poster. If you're between thirteen and seventeen,

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you do the summer reading thing,
you can win a Xbox, the

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one you have, but you can
win an x Box, a switch and

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something else. Yeah, you didn't
go in that because Max has thirteen.

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Well also, that's like probably for
every library in the county or whatever.

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It's probably like six libraries or something, six libraries or everybody. There's a

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lot of libraries. I don't know
how this plays. It's Montgomery County,

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so I know Virginia Beach at like
ten so yeah, exactly. It's how

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many people were in Virginia Beach two
point five millions, So suck it,

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Okay, Yeah, this is Montgomery
County, sir. How many people live

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here? I have no idea.
Yeah, somebody years held home. How

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many people live in Moco Moon one
point five million? Eight point six.

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That changed a lot since I've done
that number. Wow, building up,

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baby, building down, you know
what I'm saying. Um, but I

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think I read it. The last
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Georgian Mason's Library where we rented the
box set for Game of Thrones,

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and that was wild because going to
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is different than a college library.
Yeah, where a college library looks like

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a dungeon and it feels like it. That Mason, the one library I

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think it's still there, was literally
like a tower like it probably like they

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could have made it a castle if
they wanted to. Like one of those

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towers were like fifteen floors of books
and you would pretty much one, two,

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three, four, you two people. Five through nine that's usually the

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makeout section, and then like ten
on eleven to thirteen is like the books

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you probably actually needed to do.
And there's like nobody there. It's ghost

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and creepy and no. But it
was interesting. I did get yelled at

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by a kid who was working on
a video because I was talking to Max.

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So there's still some rules, but
the ladies screwed up my last name.

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Oh you still have to be quiet, Yeah, the woman who wrote

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gave my library card screwed up my
last name, so that's fine. She

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had an actual letter there that didn't
need to be there. So now forever

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you will have that problem the library
card. Oh well, your card not

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on me right now. It's in
my car now. I had to sign

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it. It's all it is.
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I log in, it's like,
I'm like, okay, whatever. Max

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have a library card. He does
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PG. Remember you had to be
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a library card. It's like,
why so you can you have the knowledge

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being able to return the self checkout
checkouts? Oh thank god? Part at

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a library you're stuck behind someone who's
got like ten books. You like,

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come on, it's not like checking
out at a store. It's like they

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gotta check it, put a stand, scans all scan and then they send

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you an email with what you have
out then when it needs to be back

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returned by and it's only three weeks
return at hold a bus. Nice.

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He used to be two weeks.
I thought it was more than that.

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It used to be ten days.
I thought it was longer Back in the

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mean, I mean Virginia Beach because
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people. But yeah, that makes
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that's like you got Max Potter,
it's he's not gonna finish that in a

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week. It's not gonna finish in
two could finish a book two I Potter.

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I finished in two days one time. It's called road trips. Maybe

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young life. When you're going to
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where you can read. He can
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him the whole time we got across
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in the nineties he read a book. So okay, so sorry, Tangent,

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real quick. Mission Impossible six is
coming out. Seven is coming out,

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And I love rewatching movies a lot, so I've been rewatching the Mission

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Apostiles and they're all on Paramount plus
Shouts Paramount plus. Thank you so much

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for having them all together on one
area. First one, the first one

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for the first time, and the
fourth one Ghost Protocol is where it's the

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Chesapeake Bay Bridge. Third one.
Yeah with with Richards Richard. Now we

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have this dilemma last week, right, which b guess what they did in

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the movie. It's the one it's
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it was the one in DC because
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Fuel Bay Bridges exactly, because they
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downtown Northern Virginia Hospital. But he
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not the fourteen Shree bridge. The
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bridge, the one I don't know. But he took a bridge. It's

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nowhere near where any hospital is.
They're like, it looks similar enough.

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People, Oh, they like completely. And then he goes drives under a

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bridge. I'm like this, this
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district. No, not at all. So yeah, it was very interesting.

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So there you go. We were
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It's called the Chesapeake Bay Bridge.
This one's called the Baby Bridge. We

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didn't do we should. This is
what we're going to podcast last week,

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Chesapeak because hood he lives in Virginia
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up and down throughout cbbat Chesapeake Bay
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and then go look at the Chesapeake
and oh no, here you go Peak

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bay Bridge and there's bay Bridge right
by. Bridge is me in Maryland.

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You're a Chesapeake Bay Tunnel bay Bridge
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yeah, but last week you were
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I was saying bay Bridge is Maryland. No, you were saying that's

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Virginia Beach. Yeah, yeah,
Virginia Beach. Bay Bridge is Maryland bay

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Bridge. Yeah, babybridge is this
one right there? Hood? That's you

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down there the tunnel. What the
heck crossed the baby before eight am?

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After ten pm? And two?
What you need help crossing it? That's

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why if you're old, it's two
old birds right there. I don't think

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they were oh oh there's overnight work. That's no, that's not what it

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was. It Okay, anyway,
I was no, you were excited me

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to make me mad. But you
know it's a great content. Anyway,

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Well let's get on into But also
it's great content so good as we're read

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actual misconnections from the DMV that you
can find in craigslist, dot org,

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slash NBA, slash ms wherever you
want to go, and probably probably liked

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listen to your microphone now as los
a goose and baby slurp that slurpee.

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Um, these are real ones.
These are for the past couple of weeks.

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A lot of them got deleted,
so I don't know that's a good

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thing or a bad thing. Say
that as you will. But this from

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the forfag Uly Forfege July top needed
here at the bottom for the first time

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ever searching the top for the fourforge
July. Some fireworks some would say,

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happened then, and it's still posted, so probably didn't happen. Actually you

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don't think nah, if it's still
up there, baby, they're still looking.

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You know, they still sell fireworks
and little yellow trailers near your seven

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eleven or a grocery store to Okay. Next one Eric community service for older

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lady, Young black guy twenty nine. I want to help an order woman

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for community service m hm in DC. Now is that actual community service?

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Because I get that You're like,
oh, go help an old lady.

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Go to Craigslist community service we can
go to or are they looking for sex

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with an old lady? For sex
for an older lady, hoodie. Let's

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be serious. You know you go
to your SPCA, whatever your animal shelter

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is. I mean they always need
you find the most ridiculous ones. Oh

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yeah, I was like, yeah, SBCA, what are you down?

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Put down? I'm not going after
those people. Next one, summer peach

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picking Sterling. Uh you know,
Virginia not really known for peaches. You

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want to go to peaches down in
charge. The conversation we had with somebody

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earlier today, Um, this is
what this person said. Summer means peach

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eating. For me, I'm looking
for the person who went peach picking with

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me last summer. If you are
her, hit me up and let me

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know where we went so we can
pick each other's peaches. Again. There's

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peaches. I think that's about eating. Ass is what that one's about.

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Next one, Eric left my bet
at the baseball field. I was playing

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ball at black Sock Field and left
my black bat by one of the trees.

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It's an oversized head and medium thick
handle. If you find it or

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know where it might be, please
let me know. Almost any baseball bat

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will work. You know what that
one's about, cock, But also there's

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this one right next to it.
I don't think in the same I have

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no idea where that is. Okay, okay, this one's base Oh that's

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where the big train is over there
and where the Cavin John Regional Park.

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All right, yeah you can read
it because it's a go along with playball.

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This is for sports fans who like
to play ball, or at least

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play with dot dot dot balls.
I'm a fifty four white woman and oh

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white male and have a pair that
needs some playtime. I hope you have

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the same the less vanilla better,
but nothing too wild. I can see

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you at my office tonight or travel
to your pat to play a baseball with

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my ball with their baseball. Bet. I mean, dude, get it,

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get it to talk to the play
ball and send it to left my

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bag hosted two days within each other, so take that as you well.

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And then the last one in DuPont
foot season was Pete, Pete, you

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slide devil? What at the Club
nine? You sat across from me with

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my neighbor strokekey my ankle last Friday. Then he ran off of your friend's

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drunk leaving me hot and bothered.
I swear I'm gonna get you back,

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and when I catch you alone looking
for trouble, I'm gonna stroke your ankle

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hopelessy stroked and DuPont but there's no
Club nine in DuPont, I mean with

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DuPont sphere they live, so yeah, but there's no club. Where is

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there a Club nine at anywhere near
her? No? I'm like a secret

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club. Maybe it might be a
supper club or something like that. I

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don't know. I want to go
to Club nine and cept get my ankle

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shroked. I need to go to
ankle robin. Oh, oh, DC

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nine maybe probably that No Number nine? Where is this located? But this

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is the Wells p Street. Yeah, get your ankle stroke there. Oh

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you're definitely get something stort here.
All right, and those are your miss

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connections for this week. We'll be
back next week. Well, we're gonna

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talk about who the hell knows?
Who the hell? No robot efficients Eric

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going to the library. That's the
opposite spectrums of today's podcast. Who would

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have thought you love it? Did
you read any Arthur by the way while

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you were here at the library.
No, but I feel like Arthur's library.

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Also, Oh, real quick,
they got rid of the Dewey desnel

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system. It's all last night.
That's some bs man. That's your that

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was hard to use now just lasting
just you would go to the computer type

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in book that title Harry Potter,
and then they'd be like one two three

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four five and you find one two
three four five, but you have to

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take the card back, and then
I had to take the card, would

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need to take a card with you. You just put it on a post

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it note. Libraries the most wasteful
uses of post it notes back in the

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term actually studios right here. Thank
god, it is my life bled my

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post it notes. I need my
notes. I should go buy you a

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big box of post it notes.
I just take why you buy it?

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We have them here. They get
supplied. Same thing when you all complain

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about batteries, like they have batteries
here double as another slurpie. There you

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go. But as always, my
name is Hoodie. You can follow me

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at Andrew. His name is Eric, can fall him at mister Eric.

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V. Have a great week.
I always remember I said m R E

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R I c k V. I
didn't do that. Yeah, And I

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always remember it's okay to be weird
and sexy. It got weird, didn't

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it. Yeah,