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Hopefully you're ready. It's down to get weird. It's about to get weird.
You're prepared for him to get weirds are gonna get weird. It's getting
weird. I'm gonna get real weird. That's get weird. Let's get where?
Where? Get where? Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and
eric I'm ready to listener because you're listening to the hundred and forty episode Let's
get weird after a little summer mini break, you know. Yeah, it
took yeah, because you know for the July fell on Tuesday, which was
you know, super weird. You have your child who's doing in school and
I just got me doing me and you get taddy because you always got to
take care of Teddy. I'm gonna say I'm proud of that man. Ten
hours he on Answer and more. If you're listening, No, he didn't
go ten hours yesterday. That's traffic. Yeah, but we got a jam
pas show for you to say. My name is a hoodie. Uh huh,
I'm Erica. Every day, every day, every week we come to
give you the weird stories. From our lives, the world, the globe,
the internet, the skies, the grounds, the seas, the lavas,
your uranus and uranus, and just talk about things in life, including
how Eric thinks renting a VIP tour at Disney is cheap. It can't be.
I'm not saying it's cheap, but you said two thousand dollars per person.
I'm like, it's probably cost the whole thing two thousand dollars, but
you know whatever. But Hoodie, because he's a Disney on TikTok and I
was like, oh, thus it must be true. Everything on TikTok's true.
It might not really. No, No, there's probably some truth to
it or some form of variation of it. But I just think that,
like, if they're promoting it, it can't be. I mean, it's
got to be in a price point where, yes, not everyone can do
it or not everyone knows how to do this, but it can get done.
Went to Disney's website, the fact Fund fact check this, lady,
what are you looking at over there? Um? But apparently if you wanted
to do a VIP tour for Disney, you would need up to ten guests.
And I don't know if this price is per guests or this per group,
because mind you, they want you to call for reservations, so I'm
not gonna go too far in that we should call. Hey, we're doing
to podcast right now, right, you do that? Um, But it
says ranging from four hundred and fifty dollars to nine hundred dollars per hour of
your group to do the VIP tour. Okay, so they're doing an hourly
rate, right, Yes, I think you have to do a minimum of
three or four hours. I think for sure. So it's about that's three
thousand dollars for you to do that. I'm I mean, I'm that's not
that bad. I think this also means does not include your park tickets.
You also have to buy the park ticket before you can do the VIP tour.
I don't think so, hoodie, I think you're gonna I know it
comes with no no, I know, so yeah, no, what you
gotta buy? No, here you go. Valid park admission is required for
each park visit on tours, not including the price of the tour. That's
an extra hundred bucks for every person. Get you everywhere makes sense because it's
I mean, I've known you can do the the not the aqueducts whatever,
it's called the faciladors whatever. You know, we should call the expert really
her parents and tell us the faciladors and all that good stuff of like utiladors,
that's what it's called. It's the underground of Disney World, like all
the characters go. It's that way. They pop up in random areas and
then they get rid of the trash and everything. Oh, watched one.
I think it's the the imagineer story. You learn about this stuff on Disney.
Plus, I'm not gonna yeah, it's it's actually a good watch.
I better know. It's also good watch my eyes if you would look at
them? Why are not going to look at you? Because we're podcast?
I can't, I can't. I just look at something else and it's not
but Jeweled. It's royal match. You know. You get mad about it
every time. It's because I call it but jeweled. Then you feel old
because old people played, but Jeweled got him. It's been a while,
so it's like calls you old but came back. It's an oldie, but
a goody, you know what I'm saying. We do need a shout out.
Some dms we got recent as we do. Eric and my cousin Brian
for listening to the show. I think we shouted Brian out last time we
did this. Well I saw him again and he Sissy loves listening, so
thank you. Saw him another time he said he liked it. We had
a shout out there we go popped it up. Boo boop. I hate
in group chats. You gotta like if you want to open. Stephanie Sullivan
at steph Sullivan with two l's one v three one two on Instagram. She
listened to podcasts, the Awesome Conon Podcast, which was our last one before
our little breaking. She actually got to meet Jody Whittaker, who was the
now former Doctor Who Who. If she was in Doctor Who, that's pretty
much been her main thing is Doctor Who. And now we got in the
Kodigatla from Sex Education is going to be the new Doctor Who on Disney Plus.
It's on BBC anymore. I don't know. I know it's streaming on
Disney Plus. I don't know if it's still goes on BBC or BBC America
or I've actually feel like I ashes so many times you watched Doctor Who.
I didn't know I know about it enough, like to the degree of like
pop culture like the Tardest, the weird extern on Night Droids, the Little
Daleks I think it's what they're called. And he has like a little like
pen wand or whatever. But beyond that not really. I know, like
pretty much every big actor now comes from Doctor Who. Really. Yeah,
oh my gosh. So like if you want to look up Doctor Who wasn't
alumni but coming back that comer Bath who was the so go the talent would
beyond it. I don't know what this is. Uh Peter Davis, non
skilled, more modern. Uh, Billy Piper, She's one these aren't.
This is a really good list. Yeah, um, I don't know famous.
Let me do famous people who played Doctor Who who? Um, obviously
got David Tennant who was in everything he was the Doctor Who. Matt Smith
he's also but he's in House of Dragons. H yes, yes, Ecleston
who you like? Hum? I think Felicity Jones was in a Doctor Who
episodes. Simon PEG's been in one. Ian Mkelly Yeah, I mean I
feel like every British actor has been in one at least. Alan Cumming,
Um, you know from Floop from Spy Kids, you know Andrew Garfield was
in one, um other famous ones. Karen Gillen was was a Doctor Who.
Companion Kylie Minneau was in one. She's an incredible uh singer. Okay,
okay, sure, yeah, um but yeah, I feel like every
British actor is kind of like you're either in Doctor Who, you're in Lord
of the Rings, or you're in Harry Potter and Ian McKellen. So close
two out of three. Oh man, Well that's fine. Um, we
also need to yes, what do I want to talk to you about?
You're what did you want to talk about something else other than the other things
we want to talk about? I forgot to come back. Okay, anyway
we had I have to talk about so wedding updates because I get the wedding
vents or anything. Is that Apparently if you didn't see this, you can
now have a chat GPT or any other AI officiate your weddings in the state
of Colorado. And how pissed am I that in the state of Virginia you
can't have that happened at all and make things so much easier to have to
set up the laptop you are now married voice be They probably pick whatever voice
you wanted to pick. That's the same thing. AI. You know,
when you do those little filters of like make me you know a ferry or
make me you know a wizard, make the efficient you know, like Robert
Downey Junior. Who would you pick? Celebrity wat yeah or anybody celebritybody ancient.
I mean I wanted my grandpa to do it, but I can't because
some stupid rule in Virginia if based on the county you live in, that
they have to live in the county. You can still do it and just
go to the courthouse and get them to give you the paperwork. It's a
whole deal. We also have this debate on if we just get married at
the courthouse, were legally married and he's just doing the ceremony of the why
not? But it's okay, we're gonna do this ceremony first and then go
to the courthouse. I don't know how we're It's confusing. We're not We're
like we have it there. We're not like specifically looking into it, but
like we're getting there. We're talking to an officiant and hopefully we'll meet with
Thursday to sort of get an idea of where we go with things. With
that, I feel like there's probably a loophole that you guys. Yeah,
but here's the thing, do you want to really loophole your marriage? No
marriage, dummy, I'm saying, but like the officiant thing, Yeah,
well that's your marriage. Because we had the topic where people were married but
not married earlier on the show. Yeah, but you still yeah, yeah,
we didn't do on that topic. I don't be married to this woman
eleven damn years by the time we get actually married, see that man.
That would have been ideal is if we would have gotten like the license on
our actual like dating anniversary and then get married thirty days later. But that's
March, so I can't do that. You know everything, Well, my
anniversary, it's probably good. I remember when my anniversary is. We'll see
him when five years when you guys are married. It's pretty easy. My
anniversary is for everything Valentine's Day and Star Wars Day eventually. Oh yeah,
you're right. And then guess who's when more birthday a week after our wedding
anniversary. So May's gonna suck for my wallet. Week after that. Your
birthday, you didn't buy me anything. I always buy you something, you
know, I treat you good. Stop me. I want to give you
them kisses. Oh wait, I can turn this off before the alarm goes
off. Oh before your he hears you go to the gym. But yeah,
so you can now get married by chatchy bat. So if you're trying
to get away married for cheap page, go to Colorado for a weekend,
said speaker, and have So who would you pick though, what celebrity?
I said, Robert Downey, Juno, are you okay? Are okay?
No? Actually, as as as Stark or you know, give me carry
Fisher, I want to do carry Fisher. I mean General Jones, bro
James Wildjoees. That would be a good one, James Wild Jones, but
not as as James Oldroel scratch that. Tom Hanks or Bill Murray, one
of those two. I know they're both alive. I know they would normally
kind of do those things randomly. But have them do that be pretty cool.
Tom Hanks be fun. Yeah, I would say his thing. If
you had them do it, everyone who want to take photos with them.
But I would ask him about one of the movies he did in the eighties
called Bachelor Party, which is absolutely one of my most fittim where he's getting
married and he throws a bachelor party and it's like an eighties comedy. It's
hilarious. Four. Yeah, it's great. Eighteen seventy four. No,
I said, eighty four, what do you Tom Hanks? Tony contain adrians
and men. Not a lot of people here besides Tom Hanks. And this
because it was the eighties, bro, And this is when Tom Hanks wasn't
really a leading person, right, this is still like eighties comedy and adrians.
A man was more of it because he was in a lot more movies
than Tom was, because he was a good looking dude in the eighties.
As you can tell. Say so, look, I went to the the
normal version of the poster from the eighties. Then I went to the HD
poster a lot more detailed than that poster. A lot of detail in there.
But you know, we also see a lot of details in the library.
The library. I have been last week. I've been twice with Max,
back to back days for at least an hour both day. I have
never in my adult and were my teenage life or even when I was a
child, and do the Summer Book Club? Do I look like I did?
The book program from Pizza Hook, like I did the book It program,
book it maybe yeah, No, when you were a kid, book
it was like in its prime, that was the top time to do book
it. Not up here. It was Scholastic book Yeah, that was it.
We had a beer man and then the Pizza Hut thing. I never
did any of that stuff, So I said the Pizza Hut thing, Yeah,
but I didn't do it, Okay, I didn't do any of that
stuff, and I had a lot of fun shows that library. The library
is very interesting because there's a lot of kids. Is a kids section still
cool decorading because I remember my libraries when I was a kid. You wont
like book publishers like what is Penguin House or Scholastic would do the kids section.
It's not like it used to be. There is there is, you
know, but there's a cool little area to reading. There's puzzles, and
there's um like bigger, bigger, seated area for you to read with your
child. But it's not as decorated was as I remember growing up. But
like I said, there's more computer bank. Can you still rent CDs library?
I feel like that that would be the one plea I saw all.
I saw so many movies like DVDs and TV shows, and they have the
box sets all of Scrubs and all of your stupid office show that you love,
all as DVDs to rent anything new though, everything like new. It's
all video games that have video games. No, but they're doing a thing
right now because Max walks by the poster. If you're between thirteen and seventeen,
you do the summer reading thing, you can win a Xbox, the
one you have, but you can win an x Box, a switch and
something else. Yeah, you didn't go in that because Max has thirteen.
Well also, that's like probably for every library in the county or whatever.
It's probably like six libraries or something, six libraries or everybody. There's a
lot of libraries. I don't know how this plays. It's Montgomery County,
so I know Virginia Beach at like ten so yeah, exactly. It's how
many people were in Virginia Beach two point five millions, So suck it,
Okay, Yeah, this is Montgomery County, sir. How many people live
here? I have no idea. Yeah, somebody years held home. How
many people live in Moco Moon one point five million? Eight point six.
That changed a lot since I've done that number. Wow, building up,
baby, building down, you know what I'm saying. Um, but I
think I read it. The last time I went to library tende was Mason,
Georgian Mason's Library where we rented the box set for Game of Thrones,
and that was wild because going to the library, like your local library,
is different than a college library. Yeah, where a college library looks like
a dungeon and it feels like it. That Mason, the one library I
think it's still there, was literally like a tower like it probably like they
could have made it a castle if they wanted to. Like one of those
towers were like fifteen floors of books and you would pretty much one, two,
three, four, you two people. Five through nine that's usually the
makeout section, and then like ten on eleven to thirteen is like the books
you probably actually needed to do. And there's like nobody there. It's ghost
and creepy and no. But it was interesting. I did get yelled at
by a kid who was working on a video because I was talking to Max.
So there's still some rules, but the ladies screwed up my last name.
Oh you still have to be quiet, Yeah, the woman who wrote
gave my library card screwed up my last name, so that's fine. She
had an actual letter there that didn't need to be there. So now forever
you will have that problem the library card. Oh well, your card not
on me right now. It's in my car now. I had to sign
it. It's all it is. And they scan everything, and so when
I log in, it's like, I'm like, okay, whatever. Max
have a library card. He does at his mom's place and she lives in
PG. Remember you had to be like ten back in the day to get
a library card. It's like, why so you can you have the knowledge
being able to return the self checkout checkouts? Oh thank god? Part at
a library you're stuck behind someone who's got like ten books. You like,
come on, it's not like checking out at a store. It's like they
gotta check it, put a stand, scans all scan and then they send
you an email with what you have out then when it needs to be back
returned by and it's only three weeks return at hold a bus. Nice.
He used to be two weeks. I thought it was more than that.
It used to be ten days. I thought it was longer Back in the
mean, I mean Virginia Beach because there's so many of them, too many
people. But yeah, that makes sense because like if you get a book
that's like you got Max Potter, it's he's not gonna finish that in a
week. It's not gonna finish in two could finish a book two I Potter.
I finished in two days one time. It's called road trips. Maybe
young life. When you're going to your little fun trip this weekend, that's
where you can read. He can read a book. I'm gonna talk to
him the whole time we got across the Bay Bridge. Well, guess what
in the nineties he read a book. So okay, so sorry, Tangent,
real quick. Mission Impossible six is coming out. Seven is coming out,
And I love rewatching movies a lot, so I've been rewatching the Mission
Apostiles and they're all on Paramount plus Shouts Paramount plus. Thank you so much
for having them all together on one area. First one, the first one
for the first time, and the fourth one Ghost Protocol is where it's the
Chesapeake Bay Bridge. Third one. Yeah with with Richards Richard. Now we
have this dilemma last week, right, which b guess what they did in
the movie. It's the one it's your bridge in Virginia, but they said
it was the one in DC because he has to get from adding to the
Fuel Bay Bridges exactly, because they had to get him from there to d
downtown Northern Virginia Hospital. But he took the fourteen He took uh oh god,
not the fourteen Shree bridge. The other one by is that fourteen tree
bridge, the one I don't know. But he took a bridge. It's
nowhere near where any hospital is. They're like, it looks similar enough.
People, Oh, they like completely. And then he goes drives under a
bridge. I'm like this, this bridge doesn't exist in any part of the
district. No, not at all. So yeah, it was very interesting.
So there you go. We were both right in our own ways.
It's called the Chesapeake Bay Bridge. This one's called the Baby Bridge. We
didn't do we should. This is what we're going to podcast last week,
Chesapeak because hood he lives in Virginia Beach and there's that Chesterpeake Bay Bridges goes
up and down throughout cbbat Chesapeake Bay Bridge tunnel, oh yeah, tunnel ce
and then go look at the Chesapeake and oh no, here you go Peak
bay Bridge and there's bay Bridge right by. Bridge is me in Maryland.
You're a Chesapeake Bay Tunnel bay Bridge Tunnel, right, that's you. And
yeah, but last week you were saying this one was yours. Bay Bridge.
I was saying bay Bridge is Maryland. No, you were saying that's
Virginia Beach. Yeah, yeah, Virginia Beach. Bay Bridge is Maryland bay
Bridge. Yeah, babybridge is this one right there? Hood? That's you
down there the tunnel. What the heck crossed the baby before eight am?
After ten pm? And two? What you need help crossing it? That's
why if you're old, it's two old birds right there. I don't think
they were oh oh there's overnight work. That's no, that's not what it
was. It Okay, anyway, I was no, you were excited me
to make me mad. But you know it's a great content. Anyway,
Well let's get on into But also it's great content so good as we're read
actual misconnections from the DMV that you can find in craigslist, dot org,
slash NBA, slash ms wherever you want to go, and probably probably liked
listen to your microphone now as los a goose and baby slurp that slurpee.
Um, these are real ones. These are for the past couple of weeks.
A lot of them got deleted, so I don't know that's a good
thing or a bad thing. Say that as you will. But this from
the forfag Uly Forfege July top needed here at the bottom for the first time
ever searching the top for the fourforge July. Some fireworks some would say,
happened then, and it's still posted, so probably didn't happen. Actually you
don't think nah, if it's still up there, baby, they're still looking.
You know, they still sell fireworks and little yellow trailers near your seven
eleven or a grocery store to Okay. Next one Eric community service for older
lady, Young black guy twenty nine. I want to help an order woman
for community service m hm in DC. Now is that actual community service?
Because I get that You're like, oh, go help an old lady.
Go to Craigslist community service we can go to or are they looking for sex
with an old lady? For sex for an older lady, hoodie. Let's
be serious. You know you go to your SPCA, whatever your animal shelter
is. I mean they always need you find the most ridiculous ones. Oh
yeah, I was like, yeah, SBCA, what are you down?
Put down? I'm not going after those people. Next one, summer peach
picking Sterling. Uh you know, Virginia not really known for peaches. You
want to go to peaches down in charge. The conversation we had with somebody
earlier today, Um, this is what this person said. Summer means peach
eating. For me, I'm looking for the person who went peach picking with
me last summer. If you are her, hit me up and let me
know where we went so we can pick each other's peaches. Again. There's
peaches. I think that's about eating. Ass is what that one's about.
Next one, Eric left my bet at the baseball field. I was playing
ball at black Sock Field and left my black bat by one of the trees.
It's an oversized head and medium thick handle. If you find it or
know where it might be, please let me know. Almost any baseball bat
will work. You know what that one's about, cock, But also there's
this one right next to it. I don't think in the same I have
no idea where that is. Okay, okay, this one's base Oh that's
where the big train is over there and where the Cavin John Regional Park.
All right, yeah you can read it because it's a go along with playball.
This is for sports fans who like to play ball, or at least
play with dot dot dot balls. I'm a fifty four white woman and oh
white male and have a pair that needs some playtime. I hope you have
the same the less vanilla better, but nothing too wild. I can see
you at my office tonight or travel to your pat to play a baseball with
my ball with their baseball. Bet. I mean, dude, get it,
get it to talk to the play ball and send it to left my
bag hosted two days within each other, so take that as you well.
And then the last one in DuPont foot season was Pete, Pete, you
slide devil? What at the Club nine? You sat across from me with
my neighbor strokekey my ankle last Friday. Then he ran off of your friend's
drunk leaving me hot and bothered. I swear I'm gonna get you back,
and when I catch you alone looking for trouble, I'm gonna stroke your ankle
hopelessy stroked and DuPont but there's no Club nine in DuPont, I mean with
DuPont sphere they live, so yeah, but there's no club. Where is
there a Club nine at anywhere near her? No? I'm like a secret
club. Maybe it might be a supper club or something like that. I
don't know. I want to go to Club nine and cept get my ankle
shroked. I need to go to ankle robin. Oh, oh, DC
nine maybe probably that No Number nine? Where is this located? But this
is the Wells p Street. Yeah, get your ankle stroke there. Oh
you're definitely get something stort here. All right, and those are your miss
connections for this week. We'll be back next week. Well, we're gonna
talk about who the hell knows? Who the hell? No robot efficients Eric
going to the library. That's the opposite spectrums of today's podcast. Who would
have thought you love it? Did you read any Arthur by the way while
you were here at the library. No, but I feel like Arthur's library.
Also, Oh, real quick, they got rid of the Dewey desnel
system. It's all last night. That's some bs man. That's your that
was hard to use now just lasting just you would go to the computer type
in book that title Harry Potter, and then they'd be like one two three
four five and you find one two three four five, but you have to
take the card back, and then I had to take the card, would
need to take a card with you. You just put it on a post
it note. Libraries the most wasteful uses of post it notes back in the
term actually studios right here. Thank god, it is my life bled my
post it notes. I need my notes. I should go buy you a
big box of post it notes. I just take why you buy it?
We have them here. They get supplied. Same thing when you all complain
about batteries, like they have batteries here double as another slurpie. There you
go. But as always, my name is Hoodie. You can follow me
at Andrew. His name is Eric, can fall him at mister Eric.
V. Have a great week. I always remember I said m R E
R I c k V. I didn't do that. Yeah, And I
always remember it's okay to be weird and sexy. It got weird, didn't
it. Yeah,