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on, good morning. This is Ed McMahan and now ladies and gentlemen ride
right okay, here we go. Check it in Monday, May thirteen.
Welcome board. It is no Monday around these parts. And we've got an
old friend back in the Fresh out of man hits You Head Challenge. It
was a wild week last week. It was really really, I mean,
fresh out of bed head to head is always something that I look forward to.
Last week was wild. We got double O seven back in there.
He's been in the Hall of Fame a couple of times. He's going for
win number two fresh out of bed head to ahead of his plate at six
twenty I invite you all to call in and get involved. A few ladies.
Cage the Elephant is in town July twelfth, playing the Woodlands. We've
got tickets for you on the fun Fact splashback we played the Texas Hammer Game.
Maybe the show I'm looking forward to most over the summer is that olymp
Biscuit show. I don't know why I can't wait. We've got tickets for
you if you win the Texas Hammer Game at seven twenty some forty one,
tickets for you at eight twenty a count announcement. At nine o'clock, we'll
get into the for a chance for you to win some cash alternative income,
and then we'll leave you with tickets to go see the struts. That's gonna
be busy, All all right, let's get right after it. It's hot
outside, like yeah, Alex said he was sweating. I changed shirts already,
I opened up the door, took woo outside and yeah, really really
hot out there. Sixty percent chances scattered strong storms headed our way today,
high of eighty eight Tesla. One of Houston's headlines, Hey, good morning
Rod, Good morning homeroom. So this weekend there were a lot of graduation
ceremonies. There were also a lot of walkouts in protests over the Isra Hamas
war. At Duke Universities graduation on Sunday, a group of students walked out
during comedian Jerry Seinfeld's commencement address. I don't know that movie. Nope,
okay, nope. In New Jersey, about sixty Rudgers Universities walked out of
their graduation ceremony. A similar scene played out at UC Berkeley. So that's
kind of the temperature of the country as far as universities go on the weekend,
well, those of the headlines for them. Anyway, there was a
party in Alabama that ended with three people dead and at least twelve people wounded.
That was Saturday night, so a thousand people were attending this party in
your Stockton, Alabama when a fight broke out. This party had an estimated
one thousand people in attendance. That town itself, Stockton has a population of
around four hundred people, so lots of the investigations still going on there,
but those are kind of the more serious headlines. On a lighter note,
millions of Americans as far as south of Florida got to see the Northern Lights
this weekend, even in spots where you really couldn't see them, but your
phone could see it if it was on night mode. I don't know if
that counts as checking, you know, the Northern Lights off your bucket list.
Sure it does, Okay, well great, A lot of people didn't
know, Like here in Texas and Arizona, a lot of people were complaining
they had no idea that you were going to be able to see them,
and if they'd known, they might have actually stepped outside Elena sent me some
pictures and it's going to be added to this blog page. So there's some
great pictures. There were beautiful. Yeah, but Elena, she sent pics
from Brenham, Texas Friday night, so she saw him awesome. In entertainment
news, actress Seve Bushimi is on the men after being randomly punched in Manhattan.
Pill youse say. The sixty six year old star was walking on Wednesday
when someone just slugged him in the face. The Boardwalk, Empire and Sopranos
star was treated for bruises and a bloody eye. He's doing okay. His
attacker has not been caught. After eighteen years of marriage, CRAI frontman Scott
stap At his wife Jacqueline have decided to split her. Rep made that said
she made the difficult decision, you know. Scott stap had credited Jaqueline for
restoring his faith, calling her a divine instrument who helped him get sober.
Yeah, he's got a new solo album out, So that's on the music
blog page. Those are Houston headlines. Take it, Alex Well. The
Astros got to win yesterday. They brought Tigers nine to three. They won
two of three against Detroit over the weekends. Tonight, they're going to open
up a four game series with the A's at minute made Park Spencer Aragant,
You'll be on the map for this DROs going up against Oakland's Ross Stripling first
picture seventeen. You can listen to the game on our sister station, Sports
Talk seven ninety. In the NBA Playoffs, the Pacers blew out the Knicks
one to twenty one to eighty nine, and the Nuggets beat the Timberwolves one
fifteen to one oh seven and some other NBA news. The NBA Draft lottery
was yesterday and the Rockets were awarded the third pick and the upcoming NBA Draft.
They got this via the Brooklyn Nets. So this is the James Harden
trade. Thank you James Harden for giving us the third overall. There in
the NBA draft, Alana Hawks did get the number one overall pick. The
draft's gonna go down June twenty sixth in Brooklyn, Wor, Dude, the
draft that everyone should be talking about is the NHL Draft because it's gonna go
down inside the sphere in Vegas. You're, dude, that's cool, NHL,
your Carris, but it's gonna be awesome. And Stanley Cup playoffs.
The Panthers got by the Bruins three to two to take a three to one
lead in that series, and the Canucks top the Oilers four to three,
so they go up to to one in that series. That is what's going
on in sports. Erlander looked strong yesterday. Yeah, and he bounced back.
He looked really. I mean it looked like the Verlander of all.
The offense was good too, and you know, a little extra juice.
He's playing against old time out. All right, let's go, man,
let's go four hours of pain on a Monday. You're ready, be up
and ready to rock. If you are up and you want that first phone
call, it's up for grabs right now. I would love to hear from
you. What do you want to talk about? Anything goes anyone else see
the Northern Lights, don't miss out, don't sleep on those tickets or those
pictures from Elena on the Northern Lights blog page. Brenham, Texas checking in.
Okay, So that first phone call? Seven one five. The most
interacting show on the radio starts right now. Dude ninety four five The bus
Green Day When I come around, Good morning. Everybody, let's go.
You gotta do it. It's Monday. It's gross sauce on. I mean,
seventy six. I don't know what we're complaining about. It's just humid.
Okay, so you're right, and I can I can't believe you just
said humid. Humid. It's humid, Alex, get it right. The
talk a little more like alex uh the humidity outside. I opened up the
door, you know, I come down the stairs. I'm like, dude,
to do Okay, I'm gonna start my day. I hope it up
the door and I went m you know, like immediately it was just like
this hot butt. Yeah, hot ass hot butts. Yeah. So seventy
six, it's warm. But we're got rain coming today, sixty chances some
scattered strong storms. Okag. So prepping you for that, give I'll take
a look and see. We'll give you an idea of like better when the
timeframe when that rain's gonna hit. Double O seven's going for win number two,
fresh out of bad head to head challenge. Man, we have a
surplus of so many shows coming to town, and we're in a good We're
in a good position here with all these concerts that are coming to Houston.
I'll tell you a five finger death Punch, and they're taking which I think
is wild, and I don't think anyone's talking about it. They're taking Marilyn
Manson out on the road. Nobody knew if Marilyn Manson was gonna bounce back
from all of this stuff, and five Finger Death Punch says, hey,
come up with us. So Manson's opening up that show We've got to get
for you. If you win the fresh out of bed head to head,
I got Cave's the elephant tickets for you. We'll keep that in homeroom.
That'll be have the fun fact flashback, and then of course Texas Hammer Game
concert announcement coming your way. I mean it's gonna be a busy show.
It's not time for the first phone call of the day. Looks like Zach
got through. Zach moriy morning, How y'all doing awesome? What's on your
mind? How do you want to get a started? Talk all us get
his money started? Wanted to all of Houston, all the listeners. Ninety
four or five buzz Yeah much time. Graduates from kindergarten this week, So
I'm excited about that. First time ever so yes, sir, let's go.
So I have a similar situation. I'm gonna have to miss out.
Guys. On Monday, one week from today is London graduating. So London's
graduating. I had to buy it. Did you buy it? Did your
kid take pictures, Zach, like in the cap and gown? No?
No, no, they didn't do it, not like that. Yeah,
so I bought a ticket package or I'm sorry, a photo package already with
my kid and the cap and the gown and all of that. I have
to you know, grandma, and so yeah, I'm i'd like a degree
certificate actually personally, now, Zach, this is my first this is my
first time doing all this too. Are they giving the kids a diploma,
like from kindergarten to first grade? I don't know if they're gonna like do
the whole thing or not. Like from understand I guess she's gonna be on
stage and it might just be a group thing from what I understand. Well,
uh, London, London said they're working up some songs. Yeah,
and she wouldn't and she would not share with me. I don't know if
there's teachers are saying do not tell your parents. I don't think they're saying,
yeah, it is my kid. The first half of the school year,
he was like, it's a secret. It's the secret, all the
projects he was doing it at school, like all the things you would bring
home. I was like, shutting up to the secret. You gotta tell
you what you're doing at school. So we have a conversation here. It's
not a secret. Yeah, it's it's really tough getting things out of these
kids at that age. So yeah, I've got graduation next week too,
all right, Zach, that's cool. Man, take some pictures, send
them and I'll take some pictures as well. But yeah, I'm gonna be
out next Monday as I'll be attending graduation. But I can't believe your growing
up so quick. On the flip gotta wreck check for you. We'll find
out what's trending and we'll get set up for the game Houston, Houston's alternative
and tell them at The rod Ryan Morning Show ninety four or five The Buzz
ninety four to five, The Buzz Welcome Back rod Ryan Show. Got a
sixty percent chance of scattered strong storms coming today. Hive around eighty eight.
It's a humid and seventy six out there right now, what's trending? Hey,
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes exceeded expectations. It raked in fifty
six point five million dollars. It looks so good. I want to see
it. I do, and I want to see it in theaters though,
I want to see it on the big screen, so I didn't have a
chance. This weekend, same action comedy The Fall Guy finished second with thirteen
point seven million dollars. So those are your box office winners. Gevin Rossdale
is dating a chick who looks exactly like a young Gwen Stefanie. He has
a type. I want him to be happy, but that freaking looks like
AI Gwen when he is dating. I don't I understand where it's a story.
I understand why it's headlining looking at girls. Does she look exactly like
Gwen? No? Is she blonde? Does she have some pictures out there
with really ruby red lipstick? And you know wish? Yes, he's hotter
than Gwen. Well, she's also like thirty years younger than Gwen. But
I don't think. I don't think she's hot. I don't think she's hotter.
I don't I think she looks a little weird. I think she looks
like Ai Gwen. Gwen never did anything for me. We'll see one man's
trash another man's treasures. Hey, we're people. Don't call us trash.
I wouldn't throw away, okay. And then hey, that that Eurovision Song
Contest, which I didn't know was the actual thing until, like I learned
about Abba. And then that movie with Will Ferrell, Well that's where Bonaskin
came from. Okay. So the Eurovision, the sixty eighth annual Eurovision Song
Contest took the prize in Sweden. I mean, what was happening in Sweden
over the weekend and this band called Nemo took the prize home with the code.
It's the third all time for Switzerland and the first since nineteen eighty eight.
I'm gonna send you this link so maybe we can give it a listen
together during the break or even on air. But this was trending on eighty
four to five of the Buzz. Let's see if this whole victory speech plays
Alex fun fact for you, Chad mc hey, brother, Rod, Yesterday
five twelve marked two years of you being in the new studio, something that
would change the show and Rod's happiness forever. Yeah, two years we've been
in here. I was having to fix something this morning that wasn't marking somebody's
victory speech got jacked last week. Yeah, just didn't play the ending of
it all. Right, let's see. Let's see what double O seven has.
Good morning, everybody, Double O seven back in the driver's seat.
This two time Hall of famer is now your friend, out of bed,
head to head one day champion. I plan on being with you guys all
day, starting on Monday. When I make it win number two. Bitches,
you go. Maybe maybe the two years, all the bugs have been
worked out. We are officially in our third year in the studio. That's
insanity. Uh, if you would like to play this game, I believe
he called himself a two time Hall of Famer. He is Okay, he's
good. He's really good at the game. If you think you can beat
him on a Monday, well, now's the time to start calling seven one
three two win two five nine four five. Oh there's Chili. Oh I
saw him earlier today. Okay, Chili's here. He'll take your call.
Seven one three two two five nine four five. He'll play the game next.
This is a wall nation and sale on the bus. All right,
here we go ninety four or five The buzz Rod Ryan Show. On this
Monday, we got some northern light pictures that were submitted over the weekend.
The Aurora Borealis was visible. We got pictures from Brenham, Texas on LinkedIn
guests today. I did not see it. I knew that they were saying,
I mean, they're called the Northern Lights. I knew that parts of
America, the country was going to get to see this. I had no
idea that you could see it from here. I didn't even look at the
sky on Friday just to even see if I could catch a glimpse. Hi.
I hope you guys had a great weekend. I hope all you moms
had an awesome Mother's Day weekend. Yesterday wasn't the wash out that we said
it was going to be. It was. I was on and off some
rain, but it was. But we thought that day was going to be
a complete washout. Store. Yeah, and there were times, but it
wasn't. You know, So if you had some plans on Sunday, I
hope you were able to get outside and get after it a little bit.
I got a game that I have to play. Contracted to play this every
morning at six twenty and now each time for the Fresh out of Bed Head
to Head Challenge. Listeners to your corners, Well, we got to changing
music up for this, dude, Double O seven. Sean Connery, good
morning, Hey, really good man, two time Hall of Famer. Correct,
correct, All right, it was wild last week Fresh out of bed
Head to Head. Let's see what happens today. Uh, I mean it
could get wild. I mean, this guy's as wild as they come.
Other John, good morning, Good morning. He was a madman. Other
John, we just had you on. You must not have won anything,
Oh fresh out of bed or no, read my lips. You and your
daughter we're playing exactly. Kelly very sad. Yeah you didn't play today.
Okay, Yeah, he's still available to play now. John is the curator
of all things. Did you know that yesterday was the two year anniversary of
us being in the studio? I did not. You didn't keep track of
that, Chad MC did that? I did not? Okay, all right,
Well, John's wanted to keep track of all the things that are going
on with the Fresh out of bed head to Head. You've been in the
hall of Fame before? How many times? Also? Two times? Against
two times? Here have you played Sean Connery before? I have no you
know that too, Sean. These guys are wild. They know this stuff
all right. I talked about these amazing tickets that Chiley put in there.
Oh yeah, five f your death punch Marilyn Manson, Woodlands Pavilion, September
nineteenth. Okay, we got Alex, good luck, John, good luck
Shuck what you got on this? I have you go? Double O seven?
All right there John, John, you do not agree with him?
Here's minus one. Check out your name. When you think you know the
answer question number one, I'll read it as it's written. What red sauce
would you dip a French fry in? Sean? Sean catch up? Sure,
Nope. I would have accepted almost any red sauce on that question.
The other one, this one red sauce. That's right. All right,
here we go, next question. Sean definitely got in there first other John
two time Hall of famer as well. What cartoon Family of the Future?
John, double O seven? The jests? Yeah was it for you?
Sean? Whoa You're busting John's balls? What cartoon Family of the Future?
Featured George, Jane, Judy, and el Roy Boy Elroy all right,
other John, that was ugly okay, there were larith oh for two and
two weeks. I'm game playing with the rod Ryan Show. John Sean about
it? Can you play tomorrow? Oh? Absolutely? Hi, I know
one pump jump The rod Ryan Show celebrating twenty years ninety four or five ninety
four or five the bus offspring, the kids aren't alright rod Ryan's Show.
We're doing all right so far, sixty percent chances scattered strong storms expected today.
I'm still gonna get up there and get pretty warm. It's already a
little humid outside. Thank you, Alex. Hi. Today of about eighty
eight, I got a fifty percent chance of scatted thunderstorms tonight. Frensh out
of bed Head to Head Challenge. Here's your current champion. Good morning everybody.
Double O seven is still around. Sorry if you were hoping to tune
in to hear a one pump jump, I am. You're fresh out of
bed Head to Head two day champion, two questions to answers, Join me
on tatt Tuesday when I make it win number three. Just yeah, he
was playing lights out today. Absolutely okay, who's gonna step up and play
tomorrow. We'll wait out here. I got some Cage the Elephant tickets coming
up for you. Of course, you know we're playing the Texas Hammer Game.
It's seven to twenty. That's that's for those Limp Biscuit tickets. That's
the show I'm looking forward to the most. Really. Yeah, and Chillie
and I were talking about this on Friday. August is stupid around here.
If you look at the concerts, August is ridiculous, the amount of shows,
it's overwhelming. I don't know what it is about that Limp Biscuit show.
And I know you're excited about some of the nonsense that's gonna happen beforehand.
Mansit is just there's such a good show man. So that's what you're
gonna win if you win the Texas Hammer Game. But now it's the Fuck
That to the Day, all right, we make you look smart and funny,
everybodies, it's the Fuck That to the Day. Here comes some fun
facts for you. Hopefully, hopefully you can share these with your friends.
Best BUYE I still love best Buy, yeah, but I would love best
Buy when they had those rows and rows of CDs. I would go in
there. I mean, you guys must have bought music from them as well,
right, I mean just was fun. It was so awesome. Now
I don't know what's in there. Best Buy was originally called Sound of Music.
They launched in nineteen sixty six, and they used that name until they
changed it to best Buy in nineteen eighty three. Bright, I guess,
I don't know. I only knew them as best By. I never knew
they were called something else. Okay, it took me a second. But
then I need you to visualize this. Those little, tiny, impossible to
use handles on maple syrup. Think about it. You don't ever use the
handles. It's ridiculous. It's almost a joke. Why is it there?
You just grab it by the neck or whatever, and then you just pour.
You know, it's called a sche you morph, a skee, you
morph. We know it's a design element that helps you recognize what something is.
It doesn't have a purpose. They don't expect you to hold that ridiculously
impossible to use handle on the maple syrup. Okay, the tiny handles,
they've been around forever and they reference those old stoneware jugs where you actually use
the handle, but sche youmorph thank you. I think some people will know
this, but I wouldn't use it if I didn't think most of you didn't
know this. Six flags, six flags amusement parks. Yeah, like Difesa
Texas and whatnot. Sure you know how they got their name six flags?
Oh no, no you didn't. You don't know this, the six different
nations. Texas has been a part of Spain, France, Mexico, three
Republic of Texas, four United States, and the Confederacy. Six flags.
It's the fuck back to the day. We make you look smart, your
body. It's to the day had the old stars and bars up there.
But you're giving away. I have kg Elephant, Neon, Piltour Young,
the giant car all at Woodland, Civilion. All right, it's your fun.
Give me one of the two colors that are most represented in a pack
of M and ms, these two. There are more of these two colors
than any other. Okay, I'm only looking for one. It's early,
it's Monday. Just give you one of them. Seven one, three,
two, two, nine four five. Now time for rockout with your stock
out with Captain Cash, big baldy, where are you? I was on
the phone Hi, hell, brother, I was looking around for you.
I'm like, what, oh you over here? You're on the phone.
Hey, uh hey, mama. Have a good Mother's Day weekend. It
was a blast. It was awesome, very good. Okay, how do
we do on Wall Street? On Friday? Friday was a mixed day on
Wall Street? That that was up one hundred and twenty five points. Kick
off this morning at thirty nine thousand, five hundred and twelve NAS back down
five sixteen, three hundred and forty nation Martenior Treasuries at a four point forty
eight percent in oil stands. That's seventy eight dollars seventy one cents a barrel.
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as reported by you ninety four or five The Boss. Welcome back, rod
Ryan Show, Good morning, What Hello? Who's this biness? Craig Hey,
great doing, great man, Welcome to the show. There are more
of these two colored eminem's in a pack of eminems than any other colors.
Give me one of them. Brown. Listen, bro, I'm down with
the brown. Okay, everybody think anybody that's listened to the show for any
amount of time knows that I'm down with the brown. I guess this is
one of those questions where it's just one of those you could take a guess
at any color. You clearly did that you're wrong, You're wrong, but
we're both down with the brown. Good morning Dan, Hello, Hello Dan.
Give me one of the two most prevalent Eminem colors in packs of eminems.
Blue was one of them, I believe right. Yeah, it sure
was. Yeah, awesome because we said it was a fairly new one.
I don't think blue's been around voting for the night either, you go,
Dan voted for it. Yeah, there's Blue and orange are the two most
popular colors, meaning there's more of them than any other colors. That gets
you a win. And what are you giving them? Oh, you get
tickets to the KG Elephant neon Pieltur. That's going to be an all show,
will them? Familian? Congratulations? Awesome? I love you on the
dine. And this concert season is getting expressive, Yeah it is. It
is getting expensive, but man, these free tickets will help for sure.
It's ninety four to five to the bus, ninety four or five the bus,
Good morning rod Ryan Show on this Mels Monday, Texas Hammer Game coming
up next hour. You know we play that every Monday at seven to twenty.
Lip biscuit tickets to the Winner Today concert announcement coming your way at nine
and I was told we could give away the first pair of tickets to that
show. Nice. Sixty percent chances of scattered strong storms during the day,
fifty percent chance for scattered storms tonight Tessa S. Houston's headlines. Yeah,
So protests on college campuses over the Israejamas wore are spilling over onto graduation ceremonies.
There are a lot of graduation ceremonies over the weekend. There were a
group of students that walked out during comedian Jerry Seinfeld's commencement address it Duke University
on Sunday. Walkouts happened during commencements at the University of California, Berkeley,
Rutgers University, Wisconsin Madison, as well a bunch of numerous colleges and universities
across the country. So that's what's going on. And I mean, I
think also I wanted to mention that it is graduation season. Lots of people
just graduating here locally and nationally. These kids must be walking out for the
for the I guess the flex of a walkout. It doesn't sound like Jerry
Seinfeld said anything that was offensive and they got up and walked out. It
sounds like just walkouts were arranged, pre arranged to me as a show of
Hey, there's a lot of eyes on this right now, let's do it
here. That's what I'm getting. Okay, Well, because I feel like
Jerry is getting in the headline here on this and I read it too.
What did he say? I did? I don't know if it's linked to
him, because clearly there was walkouts on college campuses all across He only spoke
at one commencement. I'm not trying to make any accusations, but I assumed
that it was the Palace that like pro Palace dne walk out, so him
being Jewish, they must have been like, no, we're not doing that.
Okay, that's interesting, that is I'm not sure that that's what the
reasoning was. I'm just that was me trying to guess what it could have
been. When you read the headline, that's what you kind of maybe that's
it. It wouldn't explain the other walkouts all. I mean, college campuses
are wild right now? Wild? Else? Have you ever been into a
college graduation? Because it sucks and like after your name is college, you
still have to sit there for four hours. I would want to walk out
to they're so boring. Yeah, they're so like you really like if you
were graduating and you had multiple friend and you're so early and friends and family
there. I thank your friends and family that went to support you, because
that is that's not fun for anyone. Is it even fun for the grads?
Like I took Jessica out the night before her graduation. She was so
hungover, miserable, barfing everywhere, miserable and sitting outside. For her,
that's what her memory is of her graduation. Sorry, sorry, Okay,
So that's what's going on the national level here. Locally, a suspect is
finally in custody. Remember this shooting the attorney at McDonald's in West Houston last
week. He was at the McDonald's near Chimney Rock and the Katie Freeway and
he had tried to calm this suspect down and the suspect actually ended up shooting
and killing him. So anyway, Houston police have arrested fifty eight year old
Anthony Landry. They arrested him over the weekend on a charge of murder as
well as an unrelated charge of aggravated assault on a family member. So that's
a local update there. All right, let's pinch of gears here. If
your idea of spending quality time outside is walking one hundred feet up to a
Starbucks rather than going through a drive through, there's a reason you don't feel
revived every day. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
who of that. According to a new poll, the average American needs to
spend sixty seven minutes outside each day in order to feel refreshed. That would
be like walking four miles to a Starbucks. That's easy enough, right now?
Why dragon Starbucks? On this? I this. I didn't write this
honestly, so so if if you're write this, if I were to write
this, I would say, okay, listen, it's really hot here in
Houston. I know, I know it's hard to get outside, but it
does clear you. In two and three, people say being outside relaxes them,
It puts them in a better mood, It helps you clear your head,
and being cooped upside into much inside too much can deepen feelings of depression,
anxiousness, and loneliness. Of those are things that you're dealing with.
So literally, touch some grass, get out there, even when it gets
even when it gets Africa hot. So I felt like, you know,
I went home for Mother's Day. I got to see my little niece,
and you feel like the baby. But if the baby's crying and you're the
one that can make her stop, you're kind of like the man. Like
you're like that, like you feel like a superhero. I took she was
We're messing with a fiddle fatmation. She needs a bad Maybe she's pamphltrating.
No, no, no, I just took her outside too. She needed
it outside. Fixed it outside, fix it not you? Well, me,
my geness, my genius outside right, Okay, okay? Speeking of
babies. Have the picture? I have seen the picture. Someone who attended
Taylor swifts Friday night show in Paris is obviously in their neglectful parent era because
someone posted a picture of a baby on the floor. It's the standing room
section of the arena, at the feet of a man or woman who was
watching the show. The child was laying on something soft like there was a
blanket down. The person who snapped the picture said I was wearing some type
of ear protection. Still, people are up in arms about this. I
saw more things about the fact that Travis Kelsey was at Taylor's show and that
arena like that's he was there with Bradley Cooper and gig headed. That's the
headline. But I did see this on TMZ, like there's a baby at
the concert bro on the floor. It's not just baby safe just stepping on
it. It's fine. It's fine at Taylor swishing going on the song right
here specifically makes me want to watch so bad all right now, this is
Chili's band kind of he used to like that original lead singer, but Bad
Wolves is still out there kind of doing it. Yeah. They've teamed up
a Grammy nominated singer songwriter, Chris Daughtry for their new track Hungry for Life.
It's got oh. I was trying to see how many streams it has.
They're talking about other songs, but this is it. Check it out.
I mean, they're just not getting it done on their own. The
only time we talk about this band is Number one, the original and then
when Tommy was leaving, but they were known for a cover song, the
Cranberry Song. Now the only reason why we're talking about them is they got
Daughtry on a track. They just can't seem to get it together on their
own, and they got the name bad Wolves. That people know the trickery
of working with other people. You're gonna have to put something else out on
your own, and you're gonna have to build something that's yours or hook chili
or yeah, or take chili on the road. But he's already asked them
to be the lead singer. I said, you can't leave. All the
plants will die. Just going to gotta win. Yesterday they beat the Tigers
ninety three. They took two of three from Detroit over the weekends, and
that they're going to open up a four game series with the A's at minute.
May first pitch is gonna be at seventeen, and you can listen to
the game on our sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety. The NBA playoffs
yesterday, the Pacers brought the Knicks one to twenty one to eighty nine,
the Nuggets Blue Under the Nuggets beat the Timberwolves one fifteen to one oh seven,
and some other NBA news. The NBA Draft lottery was yesterday and the
Rockets were awarded the third pick in the upcoming NBA draft. Atlanta Hawks got
the number one overall pick. The draft's gonna go down on June twenty sixth
in Brooklyn, New York and the Stanley Cup playoffs, the Panthers got by
the Bruins three to two and the Canucks top of the Oilers four to three.
And then on our sports blog page today, friend of the Show Derek
the Black Beast Lewis, he knocked out his opponent this weekend, and in
Derek Lewis fashion, took his shorts off and then fanned his kot opponent with
his shorts while he was laying down on the canvas. Wait, what was
the second part of that? Knocked his opponent out, took his shorts off
and then fanned his opponent who's still laying down with his He was very thoughtful,
so nice. I don't want to be fanned with those shorts. He
talks about how how hot he gets two for It's like, okay, my
balls are hot and I knocked you out, You're knocked out. Don't knocked
out. He will do that. He's generating too much heat in those shorts.
I do not want to be fanned with him. I don't want to
mess with him and tell him not to do it either, because he might
he might knock me out. I loved him. He knocked out. I
go check it out Sports podcast Today, The rod Ryan Morning Show six to
ten am, The Buzz ninety four or five, the Bus. Yeah,
who else would play that? Let's fall out, boy and Dance Dance.
Good morning rod Ryan Show. On this MILF Monday, Welcome back for the
weekend. Hopball You mom's had an awesome Mother's Day weekend. I had a
little what what well? Listen, I champion on this show. I try
to champion the USPS. Okay, I use the post office. I go
to the post office. London's card didn't get there in time. I mailed
it out Tuesday. Tmat that I used to be plenty of times. And
it sounds like I'm watching the news like everybody. Okay, so I know
there's all kinds of crazy stories. Do we need to adjust? I mean,
I'm the guy on the radio that says, hey, this is your
last call, get it in the mail today. I took my own advice.
I got it in the mail on Tuesday and then boom, it didn't
get there. That pissed me off. Then I ordered some flowers. I
don't want to call them out because I don't know which dot com it was.
I was looking at everything. Ordered some flowers and I got those delivered.
I ordered those on Tuesday as well. Ordered the flowers to be delivered
on Friday, just in case if we live in today's day and age,
where we are in the dark ages of customer service and anything dealing with any
being a customer of anywhere kind of sucks right now. I had the flowers
delivered on Friday, just in case if there was some sort of a gaff,
then they would be delivered on Saturday. Well, that did happen with
my flowers. Saturday morning, they said, hey, we're not Friday.
They said, we're not going to be able to get them. We will
deliver them at a later date. That's all they said. Saturday morning said
sorry, we're not going to get them in today. That's unacceptable. Those
are Mother's Day flowers. Yeah, don't take the order. It reminded me
of when a plane over books don't sell more tickets than seats available. Don't
tell me that you're going to sell me Mother's Day flowers. When I again,
is Tuesday? Am I a last minute guy? Is Tuesday? I
felt pretty good about I felt like pretty good about doing both of those things
on Tuesday, so then I had to scramble and I went to someplace that
guaranteed Saturday morning. Now I scrambled and I got to someplace that said that
they would get the flowers there, so I ordered them that day. The
original one said, Hey, we're going to bring those flowers today. The
one that said that they were going to get them there that day said we
can't get them there. Now, they're coming Monday. I know I lost
everybody on that. I'm just saying one flower got there, one didn't.
I told my mom, there's flowers coming, Okay, got there in time?
What a mess? Man. I was upset about that, and you
know, all my mom's cool about it, but I've said on this show
one hundred times if it gets there the day after, it really doesn't count.
I don't think my mom feels that way about the kid card Mine would
not have counted, right, and it not gotten there Tuesday. Tuesday,
I thought I was covered when I wasn't. So I will adjust that moving
forward when we talk next year. Or you know, how laughable is it
for us to talk about Father's Day on this show and people getting cards off
in time? Yeah, just doesn't have the same weight and importance for some
reason as Mother's Day. But I will adjust that and then when we talk
about Mother's Day next year, I'll say, hey, you got to get
this stuff out a week in advance because everything sucks now it sucks quickly.
Alex, I looked, you have six picks, right I do. I
don't care about it. I mean, listen, your wife looks awesome.
I know you're having a baby. I gotta know about these crab legs.
I gotta know about this, this table full of crab leg crab legs.
They were awesome snow on occasion, and they were they were done. So
did some work. I mean you sat it, Tessa, and I didn't.
You said it's true, there were there were snow crab legs. You
can't just say snow on this show. You know. You can't around me
crab leg Okay, so are these is this a home deal? Is this
out somewhere you're eating? My dad did all this, He made all spoiled
them and everything. And then he's got the little candle with the butter above
it right there, so you're you're you got the little backwards scissors that you
can cut it open with. Mark out there, it was awesome, Mark,
you got my number? Yeah it was I'm talking about his dad.
Now, Mark, you've got my number. Okay, if you're doing these
crab legs again, did he peel him for you? Did he crack him
for you? You did do your own? Every station? Did you see
there a station is all grown up? Does he go to does he get
him? Look at a Costco or a Sam situation? Because I mean number
one before we got there. But yeah, that's a million dollars in crab
legs. Some million. That's a million dollars in crab lakes. Sitting on
that table. These are Alex's six picks. Again, your wife looks great.
You know, I love your mom. Happy Mother's Day. All that
I was obstressed. I was obsessed with that table full of crab legs,
and there was a huge part of yesterday. Have to point it out,
snow, Yeah, okay, it was the one. Now you treated Mother's
Day as that's Emma's first Mother's Day, right with child, Like if it
was a father's that I would not have expected it because I didn't do anything.
Like she's actually you slip one past the goalie, right, but like
that's easy, Like she's she's in care. It's like you are a mother
if you have a baby in your belly. I do not have a baby
in my belly, but that's your baby in her belly. So Father's Day,
I've done no work? Whats so like? Like so far five minutes
right, not even but I've done no work so far, So like,
I don't deserve a Father's Day if it had been Father's Day. She absolutely
deserves Mother's Day because she's getting indigestion, she's having to go through all the
pregnancy stuff. Like, yeah, we did all that Mother's Day. It
counts, it counts. Yeah, absolutely, all right, Well shout out
if you want to see Alex's six picks, those are up on links and
guests. That table full of snow crab legs looks wonderful. Oh man to
win the best game in Houston. Who wants it? Okay, while you're
looking at links and guests over this break here also call in and if you
want to play the Texas Hammer game called Chileus Rock, Houston's alternative and The
Rod Ryan Morning Show twenty four to five, The Boss, Good Morning,
rod Ryan's Show Chili is now accepting players for the Texas Hammer game that's coming
up. That's how you're gonna win your olympuscuit tickets from us. This morning,
sixty percent chances of scattered strong storms today fifty percent chance of scattered thunderstorms
two nines. What's trending. The man who the first person in the world
to receive a pig kidney transplant passed away. He had surgery back in March
to receive a pig kidy that had been genetically altered to reduce the risk of
rejection. I think I remember us talking about this, yeah, because it
was honestly, if it worked, it was like, dang, do you
know how we know how many people need kidney transplants. We've talked about this
on the show. He was only sixty two years old, So yeah,
pretty sad and breaking news today, McDonald's is going to launch a five dollars
meal deal to win customers back. McDonald's been in the use it a lot
because fast food apparently, you know, people are like Tesshoo's supposed to be
cheap, it's getting more expensive, and apparently the company is going to launch
a five dollars meal deal that include a McChicken or mcdouble fries and drink for
just five bucks at many locations, just one of the sandwiches would cost more
than that at current prices. But don't get too excited because we don't know
which locations this deal is going to be rolled out at. But that is
a little bit of a breaking news today. I mean, if you want
to pay these people career wages, you got to expect that food to go
up. Yeah, you know, that's the big slam on all these fast
food places is how you expect to you know, feed a family, you
know working here. Well, then the food prices are going to go up.
Guys. Also, our milk Monday is doing well. It is Kurt
from Alvin. He says he's been listening to Rod Ryan Show since two thousand
and six. He is nominated today's milk. And then that blog page is
that blog page is doing well. And then alex Is six picks after we
talked about it, took a big jump there too. Crablegs hash had crab
legs and that's what's trending on Nighty for five of the bus. This is
DM Handler and it's time to play the Texas Hammer Game. I wanted an
invite for those crab legs. Too. What Ron Ryan on any more?
Was the Texas Hammer at your Mother's day celebration? He was invited. I
think he was doing his own thing. You invited Jim Handler and not me.
I'm not gonna the hammers so many crab legs? Is there any left
over? Did you eat? Did you guys polish off all the crab legs?
You had enough crab legs where there were you see my crad legs before
I saw it. I can't stop talking about it. I don't know there
was gonna be left over, lunched him. No, it's I'm a little
skinny guy. I'm full shut up. Nobody gets full on crab legs.
You eat till they're gone. Dummy. Good who's on the right, who's
on the phone here? Good morning, This is Benjamine Testa. There's never
been a time that I ate crab legs where there was a couple left over?
Same? Okay, Benjamin, are you calling about the text about the
Texas Hammer game? Yes, okay, we're gonna take uh, we're gonna
take a listen to a clip of the Great Jim Adler and he's going to
be spitting some lyrics, and you need to tell me the name of the
band and the name of the song. You dig Okay, I got it
all right, let's knock this out here. First caller, let's go.
You can't just leave me, breiden to me in make me reel. Those
were the crab legs on the table. You can't leave me exactly. Those
are what the crab legs were saying, Benjamin. Name of the band,
name of the song? Oh man, is it Lincoln Park? Is it
Lincoln Park? No, but I appreciate you took a cut. Most people
just say I don't know. Might as well guess something, Chris, good
morning, Good morning. Let's take a listen to this clip. These are
the remaining crab legs at the Middleton Meal. You can't just leave me,
breiden to me and make me reel. What's the name of the band and
the name of the song. Yeah me, neither me neither I know it.
Crab legs will throw me off? Seven two two five Ron Ryan Show
on ninety four five the bus okay, ninety four five The buzz Food Fighters.
This is hi, Jim Man. Well wait a minute, let me
just I gotta hang out one second here, let me do this. I'm
excited Jim's excited. He can't blame this. Good morning everybody. I gonna
do my part of the job. First ninety four and five, the buzz
that was the food fighters. I hope you're off to a great start to
your day, and welcome back on this milk Monday. We got a concert
announcement coming your way at nine o'clock. And then Ashley with and I sent
this to me, and then two others just sent it to me. So
is this breaking news, alex Or did you know this coming in the Stone?
I just got within the hour. So it's official that the Texans I
was kind of led to believe. And I thought this was great programming on
the NFL's part. The Texans are not going to be in the very first
NFL game of the season. The Ravens got it. Yeah, rumor it
was rumored that the Texans were going to be opening up against the Chiefs.
But it looks like the September fifth game is going to be the Raid Danks.
I mean, listen, you know you do dumb Casey was playing because
there's the Champions of champions yap. So I thought it was great programming to
put the Texans in there and then it also was kind of a nod to
us, thinking they must think that we're the biggest threat in coming teams,
we're the biggest threat to Kansas City, which you know, we're a big
threat to them now in the AFC. Man, I was so looking forward
to us getting the opening game. That's okay, that's okay, Ravens suck.
I was to watch them nobody, all right, that's going to be
first Sunday game, though Monday, Monday, we'll have to wait till Sunday.
I wonder if they would, Well, where did this come from?
Why was I led to believe that we were getting that game? Because there
was a rumor going around like last week or a couple of weeks ago,
and I had said that, I said that it was out and it was
like it wasn't just one person, it was a bunch of people saying it
looks like the Texans are going to get that opening day game. Okay,
getting excited. Oh man, all right, that's okay. It just the
opening game taken on the champions, and then if we win, come on,
and if you don't win, then you start the loss and it's like,
now maybe you get somebody else. I still think the excitement of the
first game of the season would have been awesome. It would have been a
great shine for the for the Texans and this young squad and stuff. So
all right, that's okay, we got rain today. This is Emaildler and
it's time to play the Texas Hammer game with Ron Ryan on ninety four.
Whit. This guy sends me an email. It's Patrick rob This is the
first time I've ever known it. I listen all the time. It's godsmack,
I stand alone. Should we just give it to the guy on the
email? Definitely not. Should we just give it to the email? Definitely
not. It took a second to email me and tell me, dude,
I can't believe I got it. Dude, you still don't have it?
All right? Where did I leave? I'm so used to people like being
that sure when they're wrong, so confident, so confident in his email right
now, Adam, Good morning, what's up, Adam? How's your day
so far? Oh? You know, getting it started? Yeah you're right,
ticket, Yeah you're right. Okay, let's see we can get some
tickets. Let's take a listen to the great uh Texas Hammer. Jim Adler,
you can't just leave me breathing to me and me real. All I
can think about is is damn leftover crab legs? Oh? I love legs?
Yeah? Have you ever eaten crab and there's been leftovers? Never?
No, you never had enough? Yeah? You guys, could your dad
go out to the Bearing Sea? And the dude, what's the name of
the band in the name of the song, The band is Evan Essence and
the song is bring Me to Life? Well, is that right? Yes?
It is? Okay, so Patrick, Patrick on the email was way
right, so wrong, way wrong, Okay, Thanks, here's the target.
You're not close. What do you give it? Adam, Adam?
You get there? Pared tickets, Selim biscuy, congratulations going down with the
civilian bones, Nate, no facecourse of it. Riff raff, go to
be there, I know. Pretty exciting. Congrets. It's the it's the
summer, the summer show. I'm looking forward to most. That's awesome.
Thanks, awesome, dude, congratulations, thanks for being on the show today.
Man, good having you on. Thank you. I love you one
man, Hey, dude, love you meet it when I said thank you,
thank you. Let's take a listen to that song. This is having
essence with Paul McCoy Bring Me to Life ninety four to five The Buzz,
Can you too much? Michael b got into my cot be co soon No,
don't suspens so I can wait God wait wait wait wait said I can
call say up the glass? Can my job before I come under? Let's
say you can't jos leave o y God waiting strong way job wait up the
sid don't go s y worst jobs sun Oh this time I can't believe.
I can't say he's coming dark as he was not too open, So everything
we're not talking. Don boy thout said here like we're don't wake me this
wait trong waiting pay read based on way come yeah not he poured fad in
the Buzz. That was the song I didn't did I hear the lyric in
there? No play it again? All I can think about? What was
those empty those leftover crab legs. Let's take a listen to the Texas Hammer.
You can't just leave me. Breathe into me and make me real.
Maybe there she sings it, or that's not Paul. Paul just does the
rap part, so that's her singing that line. I don't know, I
don't know where it is in the song. The song's about the never any
story. Maybe you could focus not hearing any of it. I'm so hungry
for crab, that's all I want, So hungry for crap. No one
ever brings us krab legs in the morning for breakfast. Middleton's got a ton
of leftovers fording. I'm like some crab to start the morning. Yeah,
breakfast crab dot com buy it. I have breakfast wings. Scattered strong storms
today, you should be good for your drive in. I kind of just
wanted. I don't know that they're getting any of this right. I really
thought yesterday was going to be a complete wash all day, at least at
my place. It wasn't, you know. I mean it wasn't a pretty
day, but it was dry most of the day. I didn't rain.
I did go for a little walk and got caught in a little bit of
rain, but I was cool. I was wearing my big killing Did we
have a party at my house back in the day. I bought all these
gas stations sombreros. Huh, Like I had a stack of them. I
thought they were so cool that I just said I want they were like behind
I go, I need all of those. I said, how much are
they? You know? It was like literally eight bucks? Oh my god,
And I said, I need all of those. Oh wow. And
everybody was wearing these big sombreros. Yeah. I still have a couple left
over. I used it for my I got caught in the rain ins for
in my walk. It was awesome. Did you get a sombrero? Yeah,
actually I have it in the back of my truck right now. Gas
station sombreros, you're the best. Yeah, okay, I bet they think
you're the best for buying them. I took them all. I took them
all. Yeah, I go, I go, what is that about?
What is that about? Ten to eleven? I'll take them. Yeah.
I showed up to your house for a pool party and then Rogers goes tosses
it. Hey, this it's not we're rolling at this party. Nobody covers
their lids. I'm covering your lid. Jilli doesn't put a hat on.
Jillie never wears a hat. I'm did to wear sun blog. Yeah,
if there's not time to go, it's not time to go. All right.
As far as the rain is concerned, you might need to put on
your rain sombrero at about two today. That is what you need to buy.
That's the website. It did wonder It was wonderful for my walk yesterday.
So scattered strong storms. It looks like it's starting at around two o'clock
or so and it is going all night. We're gonna get some rain tonight.
Guys. It's National crouton Day. I love them. Stale bread,
stale bread, basically stale bread. We you know, when you work in
a restaurant, you learn to never throw anything away. All the ends what
do you call it, the butt? What do you call the end of
the bread, the heel, the but we called it. We called it
the butt. All of that stuff you didn't throw. You don't throw anything
away at a restaurant. You make your own croutons, you know, you
use everything real, you use everything. I eat them right out of the
bag. I can't keep them in the house. I mean croutons on a
salad yeah, your name every time, right, if it's an option at
the salad bar, you two skinny guy over there puts the croutons on there.
I would eat them just like you did, like you. Yeah,
I can't keep them in the house. And you know what, I keep
them with they're in the chip area. Yeah, why wouldn't it. They're
like yelling at me, come eat me right out of the bag chubs,
and they said, garlic chips. Why stop? Why stop? There are
the best part of this uhcram bullet for the tops, scaring all the stuff
minus the green stuff. Yeah, hold the lettuce. Nurse Dey is sending
in pictures of her crab legs that she treated herself, so this weekend,
I'll go check that out. Oh my god, she's out there. She's
out there on a motorcycle, out on a ride. On Saturday, I
treated myself to a Mother's Day lunch with a bag of snow, crab and
shrimp. It was the lish And then she sends me the picture knowing that
I'm like dying for crab legs right now. Everybody send their crab leg pictures
in from the weekend. I guess I'm the only one that didn't have crab
legs. Check out Alex's six Picks, links and guests, Houston's Rock,
Houston's Alternative, and the Rod Ryan Morning shown the buzz fuel and hemorrhage in
my Hands Rob Ryan Show Milk Monday. Of course, the day after Mother's
Day. Hope you guys help all the moms out there had a great Mother's
Day. Mother's Day. Weekend, we got some more rain headed our way
today this afternoon and through the evening, so as much as a sixty fifty
sixty percent chance of rain, it looks like it's going to start up crank
up at around two o'clock. So scattered strong storms at times today, So
plan your evening accordingly. Next hour, some forty one tickets coming your way
at eight twenty. I got a concerted announcement at nine o'clock, and I've
got tests over here with Houston's headlines. Hi weekend graduation ceremonies saw dozens of
walkouts in protests over the Israel Hamas war. We were talking about Duke University's
graduation on Sunday, so Jerry Seinfeld was set to give the commencement address and
a group of students walked out during it. So after doing a little more
digging, I did learn that Seinfeld has been vocal in his support for Israel.
Okay, so he's been vocal. Following last October surprise attack by Hamas
in the Palestinian militant group, he took to social media at the time to
say that he will always stand with Israel and the Jewish people, so that
those things might those things are definitely correlated. There was also Rutgers University.
There was a number of graduation ceremonies that were kind of disrupted over the weekend.
There was also a party in South Alabama that ended with three people dead
and at least twelve wounded. Saturday night. This was a May Day party
near Stockton, that's in Alabama. A fight broke out apparently gunfire erupted.
The party had an estimated one ten dees. The town of Stockton has a
population of only around four hundred people, so law enforcement officers are continuing this
investigation this morning. Millions of Americans as far as South Florida got to see
the Northern Lights this weekend. I saw pictures on Instagram and I was jealous
because it looks so beautiful. I didn't even know what was going on.
But even here in Texas we saw them. Okay, yeah I didn't,
but we have some from Elena. She said, Wow, thanks for posting
my pictures. She's still kind of blown away a little bit by her seeing
them. In Brenham Friday night, so cool, So we have a blog
page for that. It turns out that the northern lights are not like the
moon like. They actually photographed really well if you had your phone on night
mode that's meant for low lighting. Some of these pictures were beautiful. The
phone was picking up things that your naked eye wasn't. That's right, that's
right. So if you're just hearing about this, you're definitely not alone.
A ton of people complained they had no idea that they could have seen them.
I don't know if it counts if you you know, if you see
them northern lights, you cross that off your bucket lists. Always want to
see the north lights, So don't have to go to true anything could be
a northern light right now. Yeah. Steve A. Shimmy is doing okay
after being sucker punch in New York City. He is the latest victim of
an unprovoked attack. We hear about this in New York City all the time.
Luckily, he is doing okay. He was walking in Mintown, Manhattan,
around noon when he was sucker punch. His attacker has been identified from
surveillance footage, but has not been caught. He was treated at the local
hospital. He had swelling in his face his left eye. It was Philliotardo,
wasn't it. I mean you just Rick Moranis has been I rick him
of a random attack. Bethany Frankel. I don't remember her, but I
remember the Rick Morana's thing was a big deal because he has universally thought of
as like the nicest guy, sweetheart in the history of showbiz. You know,
he quit. I think his wife passed away and he just kind of
quit to raise the kids, and he didn't do any acting for a long
time. Who's gonna sucker punch Rick Moranis? But so Steve semi same thing
happened to him. I mean, geez, go mess up that face.
He's also definitely not got connections or anything. I wouldn't well regret you're assuming
that he is his character in the Sopranos. He's in New Yorker. Dude,
he's got he's got guys n y f d Yeah, him punched that
guy. Yeah, they can't find this guy. I mean, what does
that say for the rest of the population. It's like, Okay, no,
they're going to try extra hard to find the attacker. They better find
him. Okay, let's talk about Creed because Scott's Stapp is getting a divorce
from his wife. They've decided to suplit after eighteen years of marriage. She
filed for divorce in twenty twenty two and twenty twenty three before withdrawing, but
ultimately Scott submitted divorce papers in May of last year. He has credited her
for you know, his sobriety, saying that she really helped them. They
have children. They're going their separate ways. Creeds reunion tourist STAPs. A
new soulo album, Higher Power, are out now. Those are Houston headlines.
Call me Scott walking through, walking through. A few things turn up.
The Astros gotta win. Yesterday they beat the Tigers nine to three.
They won two with three against Detroit over the weekend. Tonight, they're going
to open up a four game series with the A's at Minute Made Park.
Spencer Raghety's gonna be in the mount for the shows, going up against Oakland's
Ross strippling first pitches at seventeen. You can listen to the game on our
sister station, Sports Talk seven to ninety. In the NBA Playoffs, the
Pacers at the Knicks one to eighty nine and the Nuggets to beat the timber
Wolves one fifteen to one oh seven. We got two games on the NBA
slate tonight. Celtics play the Caves at six and the thunder take on the
Mavericks at eight thirty. You can watch both of those games on T and
T and some other NBA news. The draft lottery was yesterday and the Rockets
were awarded the third pick in the upcoming NBA Draft. The Hawks got the
number one overall pick. Draft's gonna be going down June twenty sixth in Brooklyn,
New York. In hockey, the Stanley Cup Playoffs continued yesterday and the
Panthers got by the Bruins three to two. The Canucks top the Oilers four
to three. Tonight, the Rangers are gonna host the Hurricanes at six and
the Avalanche play the Stars at eight thirty. You can watch both of those
games on ESPN. That is what's going on in school. Houston's rocking alternatives
The Rod Ryan Morning Show from six to ten AM ninety four or five Buzz
Here we Go ninety four five The Buzz Good Morning rod Ryan Show. On
this Monday, Welcome back for the weekend hootball. Your Mom's had a great
Mother's day today. We've got rain coming this afternoon and it's gonna be it
looks like it's gonna be kind of going all throughout the evening. Sixty percent
chance of scattered strong storms. That's gonna start sometime around two o'clock if they're
if they get it right, but yeah, happening on throughout the evening.
They could be strong at times. So just giving you a heads up on
that. What else, I watched a little bit of that Tom Brady roast.
I know, I'm like weekly a little bit. It's like a three
hours long, So would you watch an hour? Yeah, just at about
an hour just past Nicki Glazer, I think yeah. And she was only
the third person up and there was as on and on. There's a million
people up on that stage. It's good. And I just I couldn't believe
how hard they went at him right out in the gate with Kevin Hart.
I mean, it's Netflix. You can kind of say some different things,
but the outside of the Internet, if you look at television, the edgiest
thing that we have maybe is Saturday Night Live. That truly is the edgiest
thing on television. So I know, that's network TV when you turn on
Netflix. I was I was surprised that they were going out and saying specific
things. I know you can swear number one and I'm not going there.
I'm talking about using the R word and calling him gay in those they don't
go there on Saturday Night Live. And it was weird to hear that in
comedy. I wasn't offended, it's comedy, but to hear that anymore.
Everyone gave each other permission to get uncomfortable. And I think Kevin Hart kept
on reiterating that fact, like, get comfortable being uncomfortable. Tonight, We're
gonna make everyone in this room pretty uncomfortable. And there's gonna be jokes about
race, there's gonna be jokes about religion, sexuality, all of it.
And that to me was I mean, it was kind of refreshing. Oh
I don't I love racism jokes. I love that. That's not how I
feel. It was just we don't get a lot of free form stuff going
on anymore. That's what kind of shocked me. And that stuff still comedy
and humor, it still needs to go up to the line, and I
think it needs to go over the line. Yeah, And that's what they
did during this rows. It's just that was my takeaway. Yeah, hearing
things that I realized, Wow, now, in my current life with what
i'm what I'm what is presented to me on watching things, you don't hear
some of those things anymore. I was shocked, not offended, not offended.
But it's good they went at him Hart. Oh my god, I
mean the I can see why Gizelle is not happy about it. There was
six million Gizell jokes about how could you possibly let her take jiu jitsu from
that guy, you know, because apparently she had sex with the jiu jitsu
instructor. I don't know if any of this is true. But then they
showed Tom and that's the hardest thing. How do you react? You can't
laugh when you're talking about your baby mama. You just go and take a
drink and try to you know, you know the camera's going to go to
you. It was massed out on the Aaron Hernandez jokes, honestly massed out,
like but you've only now how much did you watch the whole thing?
It took me two nights when I watched the whole You watched three hours of
that was Nicky Glazer one? Yeah, was she really? I mean she
was her? And then the other there was like a black chick lesbian chick,
very funny. God, I thought they were the best ones and their
comedians. Nicky Glazer is being celebrated as like, wow, this was her
big moment in the Spotlight. She's on every podcast all week. She did
a different podcast with and then she has her own and they're just I think
we even ran a commercial for it on iHeart like her podcast that we carry
it on our platform. It was really good. I just didn't watch the
rest of it. From what I watched, she was the best she that
was her moment. It wasn't Jeff Ross, you know, the roast Master.
He was good, but she was better than him. Yeah, she
was really, really really good. All right, Well, tom Brady Roast.
I just put something up on our Instagram. Tommy, he looks weird.
He looks weird. Now. It's like, dude, he must have
knocked down like his diet from three chippees to two a day. Yeah,
my face is looking tight. I got a crazy criminal blog page that's gonna
freak you out. And I got video. Remember, we thought like how
brazen. It was to steal a package from someone's porch and you would get
it on the ring doorbell camera. Somebody would just walk on your property,
go up to your porch, and then grab it and run when you maybe
you weren't home. That is nothing. That is nothing in Pennsylvania. This
guy opened his door last Tuesday. He picks up his package. A man
comes running through the yard, ran up to the porch, grabbed the box
out of the guy's hand. I never saw that the porch pirates. We
all know this, but those are committed with no one's around. He snatched
the box out of the dude's hand ran off with it. Some kind of
inside job here. I don't get it. It's during the day, obviously.
Security camera footage I have for you on the Crazy Criminal blog page.
The guy wasn't disguised. He's not hiding his identity. I think he was
so caught off guard. Dude, you gotta watch it. This guy's not
hiding his face. He doesn't have like do criminals wear like the nylons over
their face anymore? Or is that just like an eighties and seventies thing to
rob a bank? So there was another delivery truck at the house getting ready
to deliver another package, and the thief almost ran into that driver when he
was running off, like there was another package coming in. He didn't bother
with that one though, he just grabbed the one out of the dude's hand,
which the stolen package. And this is where something seems funky about this.
It had six new iPhones inside. Apparently the whole family was getting new
phones. That's worth thousands of dollars. Guys. The guy must have known
what was in there. But how did the FedEx truck driver tip somebody off.
There's a lot of that going on with the with the mail right now,
people are tipping off. It seemed like that thief was targeting these phones,
which was explained why he didn't steal the other package that was coming at
him from another delivery driver. He's like, he could have justescific. He
could have snatched that box too. While he was running. He had a
getaway driver. He hopped in the car. They took off, and they
don't know who that is. They don't know who it is. Didn't think
even for a second. That's what blows my mind. You're gonna commit a
crime like this, You don't even think that you need to hide your face
anymore. Yeah, he didn't even nothing. See what she was getting punched
in the middle thestra All right, crazy world will do the footage will infuriate
you, just because it's I don't know what other word to use. I
already said it's brazen. Jesus on the flip of this break and a rec
check for you, we'll find out what's trending, and then we'll hook you
up with some some forty one tickets. He Uston's Rocking Alternatives, The Rock
This Morning Show from six to ten AM, ninety four or five A Buzz
ninety four or five The Buzz, Good morning everybody, Rod Ryan's Show on
this Monday, Welcome back from the weekend. More rain. Yeah, it's
coming, it's coming. Some of you are getting it right now. It's
low chances for us here in the beautiful crime free Galleria area. It's like
like we're gonna get hit more in the afternoon, but it kind of could
be around all evening. So yeah, strong at times too. What's trending?
Olivia Mine reveals she had a full hysterectomy. Remember she was diagnosed with
breast cancer. John mulaney's wife, John Laney's wife. Yeah, and uh
she, I mean, I know she's famous on her own, but I
know her as John m'laney's one. Yeah, they have they have a son
together. Her and he's a comedian, right, She's just an She's an
actress, she stated, like Aaron Rodgers stuff. Pretty yeah, she's done
some stuff. She was on like The Man Show. He's a big stand
up comedian. He wrote for Saturday Night Live for a long time. You
know what he's known for. He wrote that Stefan character, the one that
what's his name wouldn't always crack. Bill Hayter would come on, we'd end
up dat and do that Stephan character. I see. He would write that
specific character. He would write all the lines for that. Yeah. So
she's so. She apparently had her eggs frozen before she got this. And
I learned that part on the Look at Girl's blog page, which is doing
well. So lots of stuff going on on the Look at a Girl's bog
page. Milk Monday steal the number one performing link there and then Alex's six
Picks still doing well. That's just trending. On eighty four five of the
Buzz was there a lot of crab legs leftover? No, mu, there's
a picture in Alex's six Picks where they had crab legs snow crab legs as
I was told, yes, And I asked, did you guys eat them
all? And you said no, there's just a couple leftover. Yeah,
you just couldn't. Hey, there's just a couple more. Everybody, Just
let's finish these all, guys, Let's just finish them all. Will who
played lacrosse at LSU is rugby rugby? What is that like to leave food
on a plate? Alyssa wasn't hungry? People get it later, man,
it's still good. There's just crab legs leftover. Okay, Now you have
crab legs to day, and you gotta get the butter, you gotta get
the tools. I'm not not finishing the crab legs. Well, there's too
many. I say, we have crab legs that did today. Let's give
away. Hey, did you ever heard of it? Announcing? I mean
announcing tomorrow. Announcing tomorrow because I want Chilli to have the full show ready
to go and everything up on Facebook and everything. But we do a ditch
day locked in. That's exciting and uh, we're gonna announce that tomorrow.
I have a concert announcement today at nine. We'll just talk about it tomorrow.
There's no time to tune in, but Chilli and I will work on
that and we'll there might even be something up on social media this evening.
Yeah, can we give away some tickets? Sure? Musical Okay, looking
for Looking for Colder ten seven one three, The Right Rise Show celebrating twenty
years, ninety four five of the Buzz Legit the read through ninety four five
The Buzz right on Chili Peppers on this mill from Monday. Welcome back from
the weekend again. Moms, hope you had a great Mother's Day. I
hope all your stuff got there on time. I talked about that earlier this
morning. Some of my stuff got there, some didn't. I had to
order a whole extra thing of flowers to get there on time. I've got
some tickets to give away. We got rain on the way coming this afternoon.
Sixty percent chances scattered strong storms later on this afternoon. That's going to
continue long through the evening. Some could be strong at at some point,
so be careful on that. Let's go to the phones, Good morning,
good morning, Well hello, who's this this? Scott? Scott? Your
color number ten? Oh that's awesome, It is awesome. What are you
giving them? What is awesome? That's so awesome? Some forty one tickets
are pretty awesome. Seven one three Music Hall, September twenty ninth. You
got a pay ticket. I appreciate Thank you guys so much, Thank you
Scott. I appreciate you being on the show today. Thanks Alex. Is
everything wide open right now? You're about to go into this new area in
your life. Before you knocked up your wife, I imagine Some forty one
was going to be an absolute there's no not with them kind of saying this
is the last tour. I think you would have been locked into that show.
Yeah, but right now you don't know what you're dealing with. So
you're not are you have you ever any concerts? Anything? Locked in?
No? I don't zero, you can't. You're not take a blanket.
You absolutely on the floor. You don't know what you're going to be dealing
with. I know people that have had kids and they're like, well,
I got this trip to Africa planned and I'm doing this. I'm still right
like I had nothing planned. I mean as you don't have like my mom
would watch the kid in the second, So I don't want to very lucky
for that. You're gonna have a support system here that's going to be second
to none. I just want to do that like day one, like,
hey, you just get we're gonna do things. So blake, what two
is going on tour? There's gonna be an a cl I know Davids weren't
yesterday, but this is so your kids coming next month? Yeah, a
month from uh Saturdays by October, Kim will know the drill? Dude.
Oh yeah by October you July, August, September, end of September.
You've got like three and a half months. You could probably lock in that
some forty one show not going to but yeah, no you want like to.
I like that you're not amusing your power. But I will say,
okay, this is very funny. When I went home over the weekend,
my mom, Allison called my mom at like five thirty. It's like,
hey, the baby like really wants up crime can come give us some reprieve
And my Mom's like on it. She's like an ambulance. She could be
valuable. She calls me, and she's like you want to go and I'm
like not really, but I'm up, so I'll go. And so I
go, and I'm thinking we're gonna help Allison. You know, we're gonna
go into the apartment and just you know, help a little bit sooth the
baby and then you know whatever. And we get there and Allison's like here,
like she's like, take the baby. I'm like, wait a minute,
are we just taking the baby? We're like literally just taking the baby
and leaving. And my mom's like yeah, and Alison's like yeah, and
her baby Daddy's like yeah. Now like they're they're the looking their eyes,
they're just so tired. It's like anything. And I'm like, all right,
well, let's take the baby. It's like anything on this show.
I have that moment when you guys talk about well, no more for him,
when Tessa talks about just like picking up and going whenever you want.
Oh, and I have that moment when I'm listening to you, Yeah,
I'm saying, how go, no dog, no kid, no nothing.
You just pick up and you go when you want anytime. And that's what
you do all the time. That's I have those moments when someone's listening and
I also have that too. We didn't have this big support group. I
know, I don't have any family here. Yeah, you know, family,
family. You know, there's no like babysitter or the snap of a
finger and that sort of thing. And you just you hear people talk about
it. I'm not gonna say flippantly, but they talk about it like it's
just guess how it is. It's there, right, that's how it is
for them, and you're just kind of you're you're a little jealous of it,
you know, wat to have other hand, Like Allison has two brothers,
so they're carrying car seats, they're pulling bags. Everyone's like, I've
got it, my mom's got it. It's this village around and it is
so so valuable. Then on the flight back home, there was a mom
in front of me, huge diaper bag, huge carry on baby in the
strollers, traveling alone and literally as she's going, as she's trying to like
do break down the things, I go, no, baby, I got
it, And I'm like, well, you know what, give me your
child while you do it. Then the guy behind me he's like, I'll
get your your suitcase. So like everyone is kind of in line filing to
help this one because she's she couldn't be more than five feet tall carrying all
this stuff. And baby. The baby was brand new, dude, it
was probably it was not even it was not even six months. So you
don't know how that kid's going to react. Those kids can't unplug their ears
if they start getting pressure built up. And you know there's tricks you do.
You know, bottle on the way up, bottle on the way down.
You know, you try everything. You don't know what that kid's gonna
do. I mean when you when you it's a bad reference. When you
walk in with a kid on a plane, it's a it's a loaded weapon.
I'm sorry. You don't know what's gonna happen. You don't know if
it's gonna go off like it's like this. The safety is not on,
there is no safety switch. You don't know if that kid, if it's
a three hour flight, you don't know if that kid is screaming for three
hours, right, which a kid can do, right, And the corporate
you don't know. It's very short. But I didn't, I literally knowe
Ron. I took a picture of her because I had just come from Alice
and we're like mobbing her with help. And then but I said this to
the group family, I said this little girls in front of me, I
said, she has two bags moms, yes, and she's absolutely getting it
done. But it does. But like you know, people around. It
was just just a reminder that moms are badasses. They do they just get
it done. But when you have help and you're young, you're so blessed.
You're so blessed. I hope we tell stories like that around Father's Day.
I had to make the guy, but I'm like, you carry this.
He's like, I got it. I'll be here for the Father's Day
story. They were on Ryan Show ninety four or five experience her picture in
the cosmics, got to do it. Here we go ninety four five But
wakey, wakey, heads up, snake Ey rod Ryan Show on this Milk
Monday. It's a wonderful feature. It's really really good today on I caught
it on the X. I was on the X. I was on the
X and then I saw, oh, wait a minute, there's there's a
link up and it goes right to links in guests and then that's how I
checked out the MILF. I was thinking about a pole question today and I'm
like, I don't want to overdo it on the pole questions. I'm getting
a few sent to me now. Is that there's an art to wording them
and giving and putting the right categories. Not everybody, not everybody understands all
of that. They're asking me things and they want like sixteen choices. Yeah
I can't, No, there's four, so listen. I'm always open.
We talk about ourselves being the most interactive show on the radio, which we
are, we really are. That's not something that I just that's not like
some silly thing that I say on the air. I believe that, and
I do want you to take your hands off your snaky and pay attention.
So the things that I say what I mean I mean when I say we're
the most interactive show on the radio. If you want a pole question,
if you have something, write it out, write it out and see if
it works. Workshop it a little bit, because sometimes people say I have
an idea on this, and it's like I can't even put that into words.
Too many choices. You know, what's your favorite colors? That a
pole question, that's something that buddy the elf. That's how we answer the
phone, so you need to come up with you know, I'm down for
including you guys in that too. I love you guys doing all my work
for me. You send me some fun facts. I use those all the
time. Nobody does a better job of that than Nicole sends me all these
fun facts all the time. I mean, one time we did a pole
question about pole blush. We did because it's easy. It's a simple question
has two answers. Do you want us to do a pole question? Yes
or no? Do you want pole questions? And you guys said yes overwhelmingly.
Hey, listen, no one's gonna tell you if you're walking and you're
just getting out and walking, we're big on this. We're big on this
on this show. Okay, walking, what do I say? It's our
superpower, the fact that we're bipedal. We can get out there and we
can walk. We can just go walk for fun. We can go walk
places, we can take the stairs, we can do these things. Okay,
and it's great for you. But now experts are saying, listen,
we're gonna have to do a little bit more. Yeah, we're gonna have
to do a little bit. Your body needs three forms of movement this week.
I'm getting on a Monday on this and I realize that it's raining,
So some of this stuff can be done indoors. Every day movement. What
you're doing right now, you're knocking it out of the park. Guys.
Congratulations, you're out there. You're walking, maybe a little stretching, maybe
a little bending. It's kind of like you're doing that stuff in your everyday
life. Okay, but doing that stuff every day is a great It's a
great first step. And I'm not trying to say if you're only doing walking
as far as your exercise, great, keep doing it, don't stop.
But maybe add this. You need athletic movement every week. You need athletic
movement every week, true cardio, a little bit of weight training, not
every day, but a few times a week. And the more varied the
better. I'm trying to do some of this stuff. Yeah, it's important
spreading around. Yeah, and everybody can lift weights. Everybody can lift Wait.
Girls are like, oh, I don't want to you know, I
don't want to get buff. You know how long it's going to take your
arms to get buffed. You're not going to stop that. All my personal
trainers, but yeah, all my personal trainer friends when they tried to get
women to lift weights, so like, well, I don't want my arms
to look like Madonna. You know how long that's going to take. Don't
worry about it. Years they're gonna turn into Madonna arms overnight. So athletic
movement and then social movement. So it's that. Sorry, it involves other
people, and I know that's not the coolest thing right now, but it
golf, dancing, tennis, pickleball, tennis, thank you, whatever it
is. Make sure it's something that you enjoy and because if you don't enjoy
it, you won't make a habit of it. So social movement, athletic
movement, and then your everyday movement. Got it. The walking is in
the everyday movement. Unfortunately, it's it's great if that's the only thing.
It's good if that's the only thing that you're doing. But now they're just
saying, experts are saying, let's chime in, let's get a little bit
more. So that's the breakdown of this week. I'm hitting you on a
Monday with that. Good luck, get out there, move around, rock
and alternative very used to The Rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten am the
Buzz ninety four or five The Buzz. Cage the Elephant will be in town
July twelfth, playing the Woodlands. It's a busy summer. August is stupid.
August is just dumb. When I looked at the concert calendar of trying
to figure out, Okay, where's all this stuff happening? All we were
talking about the Limp Biscuit Show, and just the summer's filling up. It's
great. Even one of the guys that won tickets today, I think his
comment was, yeah, it's getting expensive here. He really appreciated winning some
free tickets. We're giving away tickets to go see Cage the Elephant all week
long. Chili will probably put those in the seven o'clock hour tomorrow. They
were on the fun Fact flashback, so he rotates those. I would guess
at seven twenty if you wanted to get into that show for free. We
got rain on the way, scattered strong storms coming this afternoon. Looks like
it around twish and then it's gonna be on through the evening, so please
be careful you drive home. It's gonna stink more than it normally does,
so be careful out there on the roads. I got a concert announcement for
you, and I'm gonna give away the first pair of tickets. We're gonna
play some music from them. So this is a good one. This is
a really good one. I'm excited about this show. So more money out
of your pocket right now. Houston's headlines What you Got. A weekend graduation
ceremony saw dozens of walkouts and protests over the Israel Hamas war. At Duke
University's graduation Sunday, a group of students walked out during comedian Jerry Seinfeldt's commencement
address, who's been vocal about his support of Israel. In New Jersey,
about sixty Rutgers University students walked out of their graduation ceremony, with a similar
scene playing out on the West coast at UC Berkeley. So those that's kind
of the big headline. Just a side note. It is graduation season,
and if anyone that you know, like your friends and family, went to
your graduation ceremony, just rest assured that they actually love you, because those
are the most boring things on the planet. A suspect is in custody.
Now, this is a follow up. Remember the fatal shooting of that attorney
at McDonald's in West Houston last week. He had intervened because his customer got
really upset about his order and got into a fight. This attorney had tried
to calm him down. This man ended up shooting that lawyer, that attorney,
and now police have finally arrested him. It turns out he's a fifty
eight year old man, Anthony Landry. They arrested him over the weekend on
a charge of murder as well as an unrelated charge of an aggravated assault of
a family member. YEP. Police say that it was around six pm when
he had killed forty six year old Jeffrey Limmer, who is a local attorney
here in Houston. All right, let's switch gears. If you like to
spend time outside, great, you're gonna like this story. There is a
new poll that says the average American needs to spend sixty seven minutes outside each
day in order to feel refreshed. I mean, that's easy enough right now
when it's getting warmer out. It's not like it's not Houston hot yet.
But I don't think most people are getting that number. No, no,
no, no, that's in the Midwest. It's a real struggle to get
those numbers. In the up North, you know what I mean, it
still can be really really cold. Yeah, and about two and three people
say being outside just relaxes them. It puts them in a better mood,
it helps clear their heads. So those are the reasons people like to go
outside. I mean, that's over an hour outside. Being cooped up can
really deepen your feelings of depression and anxiousness and loneliness if you're dealing with those
things. So yeah, we always say get out and touch some grass.
Alex is gonna be out there with this a little baby stroller. Yeah,
taking any kid for a walk. Remember that hack Alex crying inside? See
if they cry outside too. Yeah, Okay, all write down someone who
attended Taylor Swiss Friday night show in Paris is maybe in their neglectful parent it's
a baby on the floor on the floor concert, the Swift concert. There's
nothing bad that happens there. Nobody spills any beers. I've seen you spill
a beer, not on a baby, because you haven't had that opportunity.
I wouldn't spill it on a baby. I would have been very higher aware.
So it appears to be on the floor area of this concert, and
the baby's on the floor some sort of a blanket or something. Yeah,
there's like a being room section on the floor of this arena in Paris,
Leather Fins arena. And you know, whoever, whoever's the parent or watching
them, they're they're at the show. Okay, maybe I couldn't find a
sitter. This happens all day. Then you don't go. Okay, guys,
you normally bring a newborn to a concert. Dummies, normalized babies on
the floor as a concert, right, Alex, Then you can go.
He can say he can laugh along with you for one more month. I
personally he can co sign your dumbness for about twenty eight month days. That's
not even the headline. The headline is that Travis Kelsey was at this concert.
Friend, is it a headline because her set and she did the Chiefs
colors their uniform for the for the nineteen eighty nine album, and she kept
looking up at him and bling him kisses and winking out it right, and
don't get it, Travis is there and for those reasons, I'm out.
What's the next story? So awesome, so awesome. I'll send you a
clip. I mean she was. There were so many people in that arena,
Rod, but it might as just well have been her. Hearing another
song here. Bad Wolves is teamed up with Grammy nominated singer songwriter Chris Daughtry.
They have a new track called Hungry for Life. Vocalist y'all describes a
song as an anthem about resilience in the pursuit of purpose. So here's my
problems. I'm gonna have a lot. Is that Daughtry or is that the
new singer right here? Listen? I think that's just the new singer of
Bad Wolves. It sounds really similar. It could be Daughtry's little brother.
Can we wait for a minute here, let's see if Daughtry comes on sounds
like him. I think that's just the singer. It's Bad Wolves featuring Daughtry.
Like he's gonna come on in a part or something. Well, that's
him, dude, See there he is, See there you go? Okay,
So he does come on and do a verse or something. Yeah,
he's got a pretty unmistakable voice. Well, the other guy does sound a
little like that. I thought he was very it was giving Dawtry giving Daughtry
vibes. Yeah, all right, what you got up other the Astros got
to win Yesterday they bet the Tigers nine to three. They took two of
three against Detroit over the weekend. Tonight, they're gonna open up a four
game series with the A's at minute made Spencer Araghetty's gonna be on the mound
for the dro Is going up against Oakland's Ross stripling first pitches at seven to
ten. You can listen to it on our sister station, Sports Talk seven
ninety. And the NBA Playoffs, the Pacers bought the Knicks one twenty one
to eighty nine, and the Nuggets beat the Timberwolves one fifteen to one oh
seven. There are two games on the NBA slate tonight. The Celtics play
the Caves at six and the Thunder take on the Mavericks at eight thirty.
Both of those games you can watch on TNT and some other NBA news.
The draft lottery was yesterday and the Rockets were awarded the third overall pick and
the upcoming NBA draft, Atlanta Hawk's got the number one overall pick. The
draft's gonna go down on June twenty in Brooklyn, New York. In hockey,
the Stanley Cup playoffs continued yesterday and the Panthers got by the Bruins three
to two to take a three to one lead in that series. That connects
the in top of the Oilers four to three to go up to one in
that series. Tonight we got the Rangers hosting the Hurricanes at six and the
Avalanche playing the Stars at eight thirty. Both of those games are available on
ESPN. That is what's going on in sports. Okay, Hey, I
got a concert announcement, boy, and we're gonna give away the first pair
of tickets to that concerts. And uh, it's another one in August.
I think there was any available dates in August, but yeah, apparently room
for one more buzz Rock and Alter very soon. The Rod Ryan Morning Show
six to ten AM ninety four five The Buzz I love them Jane's addiction.
I was turned on to them as soon as they came out. It was
just like nothing any It was like nothing I ever ever heard before. Perry
Farrell, of course responsible for not only kind of coining the term alternative music,
but he created La La adding all those different bands. I mean,
you didn't see a rock show that you know had ice Cube on it or
iced tea the year later or maybe strike that reverse it one of the twos.
But yeah, he just brought different elements, different bands together. I
mean it was primarily a rock show, but Lollapalooza Man broke a lot of
ground Man and and that was his response. I mean, he came the
name everything, the traveling, the traveling circus of alternative music. He came
up with all of it Man and forever etched in the history books of Houston.
You were if you were there, you'll never forget it for the rest
of your life. It's easy to go look up the year. But Jane's
addiction is on stage at a buzzfest, there's girls swinging on meat hooks.
Tessa hooks in their backs like they must have like a harness on, right,
No, they hook in the back like the skin. Yeah, so
they're swinging on meat hooks and that's how they opened the show. And you're
just like, you can't believe the visual. But in the middle of their
set, Perry Farrell walks on stage. He's like, Hey, you know,
this isn't really not onally something that we do, but we just got
word that we just killed Osama bin Laden. The place went bananas. Yeah,
okay that he was wolf Blitzer that night. Okay, he broke the
news to all of us. He tells you what was going on, getting
that message delivered by Perry Ferrell. And then they you know, he gave
everybody a time to celebrate. It's a weird thing. It's like, oh
my god, we killed Osama bin Laden. We were so happy. And
then they went in and started playing the rest of their set. It was
insane. It was absolutely just the most that. If you look up the
definition of surreal, it's Perry Ferrell telling the Woodlands Pavilion that Osama bin Lauden
was dead. Good Morning, rod Ryan Show. Hey, what's wrong?
Dyna Sea bump car two or three? You are nice? Uh you are?
Caller ten? Dude, Congratulations? Who am I talking to? Jim
Me Jay? Jimmy Jay? Have you ever seen Jimmy Jay? Have you
ever seen Jan's addiction before Christ We've heard? Have you ever seen Jane's addiction
before? Oh? Sir, well you need to everybody does. Everybody needs
to see this. They're legends, they really are. I don't know how
it's it's disgusting that they got snubbed for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame,
Jimmy Jay, It's Jane's Addiction, Love and Rockets. It's August nineteenth,
seven to one to three Music Hall. I'll see you there. I'm
not missing this. Everyone else has got to go buy their tickets this Friday
at ten am. Not you, Jimmy Jay, not you, Thank thank
you. I love y'all. They're very yell y'all are very awesome. Pop
up called Jimmie, I believe oh for eight to buy you? O gat
the beer on a Friday? Did you get around this teacher? Did you
get a yes? He talks to Chili and Friday. Did he offer to
buy us beer? I would love that, all right, Jimmy Jay,
I'll take that case whatever. I don't know what I said there, but
thank you. He said nice things before that before he didn't understand him.
Uh. We will continue to give away tickets all week now for this Jane's
Addiction show. I'm super excited. Do yourself a favor and just take a
look at to take a look at August and the show. Even Chili and
I were laughing about it on Friday. This was before I knew that this
show was being announced. And again another August is just going to be a
ridiculous month. You know it would help if you want a thousand dollars,
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I think you got to just do it all on the website. Now,
Alternative income will continue with Jeremy. Is he working today? I think
so? Goods for him being in Okay ten ten and then eleven ten and
twelve ten, and the Reason will do it through five ten. Alternative income
still goes on all week. I think we got a couple more weeks.
I think we might have two more weeks of it. I'll have to check
my calendar. To my knowledge, we don't have a local winter yet.
We only get one opportunity in the morning. I need you guys in the
morning, make us look good trying to go get that cash man, get
that cash all right. Alex online, Kid's Alix online, the mus What
you got Today's AOL is sent to me over the weekend by I guess we
got Adam to our famous listener group Tony Parker, not of the San Antonio
Spurs form Ryan Shows, which is so today's AOL. I felt like it's
really gonna you're you're gonna love this one. Rod. It's called picture of
a hot dog dot com. And what you're looking at right now, test
that this is a picture of a hot dog. And you can change a
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We go look at the about section. It's a hot dog. We're
gonna look at the statistics on the hot dog length, average size, weight,
average weight, relationship status. It's a hot dog. Hang on,
hang on? Can chili be put on that dog? Chili? Look at
it so you can put a lot of things. You're not getting it.
You're not hearing my throat being cleared what you're doing chili trying to do that?
Well, I mean it's a Monday. Who doesn't want that today,
it's gonna rain later. Who doesn't want to suck on a chili dog?
Right man? I'll find that for you. But you can go check it
chili dog this weekend. You can put ketchup on it, you can put
mustard on it, you can put a corn dog out, you can put
a pickle on it. You could make it patriotic. Why should patriarch's got
I voted. I appreciate the U r L. What did they go buy?
They go buy picture of a hot dog? Picture of a hot dog
hot dog dot com. It's pretty great, and I mean you can make
it vintage. Look now, it's got this cool windbreaker on it. You
can make it a winner. It's holding a trophy. You make it purple,
you make it a Chicago style. It's awesome. Picture dog dot com.
Chili you put on that dog? Yeah, dude, it sure can.
Rodn It's Tony Parker for the suggestion to check it out. We'll finish
rod Ryan show page at the buzz dot com. I don't need the rest.
I just want the chili dog. Part. Do you have that just
the chili dog? No, No, I got it. We're going,
yes, looking on a chili dog, sucking a chili does. Yes,
sucking now on a chili dog, sooking on a chillile doll. Yeah,
oh my god, Yeah, my Monday just got so much better. On
the dolls. Sucking on a chill lid doll, sucking on, sucking chilli
does, sucking on the doll, sucking on a chili do, souking on
chili sucking chili dog, sucking on chili doll, a little didny? Yes?
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The Rod Ryan Show Mornings on ninety four five bus ninety four or five The
Buzz, It's Lincoln Park and what I've done. Good morning, Rod Ryan's
Show. Milk Monday steal number one link Today Alex's six picks. We talked
about how selfish he was with the shellfish. Thank you, Chad, Really
you're gonna thank you for that one. See you put that one back submitted
for reading my lips. Selfish shellfish he didn't bring in. There was extra
apparently there was extra. Apparently. Yeah, Alex's six picks are up on
links and guests today. Make sure you go and you check that out.
The Looking at Girls blog page pretty good today. I won't lie to you.
Some days it's just better than others. It's not better than Emma and
her first Mother's Day with child, nor is it better than Ezra. Scattered
strong storms expected this afternoon. Okay, sixty percent chance, and it's going
to continue throughout the evening fifty percent chance. As we move forward from two
o'clock on. It looks like we're gonna get some rain. May sixteen,
twenty thirteen, Alex, that was my mom's birthday. Is it really a
sixteen? Yeah? This week? This week, Today's May thirteen, so
three days away. May sixteenth, twenty thirteen was the last episode of the
Office. This show's been off eleven years. Yeah, and the memes have
not slowed down. The usage of screen caps and things from the show.
I feel like it's an at all time high, like it's a current television.
Yeah. No, it's one of the greatest sitcoms of all time,
and it just kind of got in that digital generator, like this digital generation
where we just start making memes out of it. Yep. Entertainment Weekly put
together a list the best and I like this because just comedies is one thing,
but when you get specific, what's the best workplace comedy? Okay,
now people worked at Cheers. They worked at that bar, so think about
the setting of the television shows. It was a good one. I mean,
Cheers is an all time, all time one of the greatest sitcoms ever.
So funny. Yeah, and that's like they're at you know, the
city building, right, they work for the city scrubs, they're at work,
so it's it's surrounded. The comedy is surrounded, and it's I know,
it's funny. The workplace is used, you know, as part of
the storyline. Let's see the number one Mary Tyler Moore show. Oh that
was I think that was before me. Oh, it was before all of
us. I mean it was in the seventies. It was early seventies,
but you know, they ran in reruns forever. Now that I'm looking at
Entertainment Weekly, they they wossed out and they listed these by the year.
Mary Tyler Moore is the oldest one. Mary Tyler Moore started in nineteen seventy.
Taxi number two Cheers News Radio, which I never got into did you
guys ever watch Jill Rogan was on that? He sure was Phil Hartman,
Yeah, Phil Harmon, I have I think it was two seasons. I
have two seasons on like my like I bought the series. Yeah right,
it was a weird show, judge show, Just shoot Me? I've seen.
What was the background of that, Jason Joseph Was that with him?
Or was just shoot me? The one where they had where they're working?
Was it? Al McBeal was David Spade? Well Ele mc deal ell McBeal
was David Spade worked at a magazine? Oh? Okay, okay, I
like David Okay, so just shoot Me got mentioned, And again these are
listed in chronological orders. So scrubs Reno nine one one office. Now,
I've never seen an episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia with what's the business?
They ran a bar, Pattie's Pub. I didn't know that, and then
they just threw a bunch of other stuff not in the bar, but they
always go back to the bar. No one goes to because it's a bad
bar's. But it's a workplace comedy because it takes place primarily in a bar.
Yeah, okay, what's the name of the Bar Patty's Pub. I
don't know anything about that show. It's a really good show. It's like
the really channel that I don't know where it is. I know this doesn't
count, but but like Selling Sunset is all about their real estate group and
it's reality. I know it doesn't count, but they're so good. Thirty
Rock Party Down Parks and Rack Archer Brooklyn ninety nine Superstore and the one that
everyone talks about now Abbot Elementary. Oh, everyone says Abbot is good.
That wins all the awards. Yeah, it wins all the awards. So
Vice Principals was a really good show. Remember that that was That's got to
be up there. That's a workplace comedy. But not enough people seen it.
It's only two seasons. Yeah, it's too the greatest season Jenny McBride
and the Goggins. I watched it an easy watch, thirty minute episodes.
If you have not watched Vice Principals, like just you can do it in
two days. I promise you you will. You will email us and say
thank you, thank you for letting us know about this show. It's as
hilarious show. It's pre Righteous Gemstone. It's what Yeah, it's between Eastbound
and Down and Righteous Gemstones for day McBride. Okay, I don't like that
they whissed out and didn't put those like what's the best one? Yeah,
that was weird chronological chronological order kind of caught me off guard on that.
I was like, no, commit to what's the best one? So all
of those, the office is the best for you, I think so easily.
I mean cheers chances. Really, back when Taxi was on, I
bet you the I bet you fifty million people watched it, you know,
like Archie Bunker numbers because there was three channels, right, you know,
Mary Tyler Moore probably had fifty million people. They probably had one hundred million
people watching that final episode. Here's Nirvana must be the bus. I was
air drumming over here ninety four and five The Buzz, Good Morning Rot Ryan
Show. I mean, starting to think about wrapping things up a little bit
on this Creuton day. Did you remember it's a Crewton day? Why aren't
you celebrating? Why are you not those crushing those Kurtons? Why do we
play that? I don't understand. I feel like Tessa is not on board
with Creuton. I wanted to crushing those crotons. You just suggested him.
I wanted to play that, and you don't let it. You don't want
to sip soup, you don't want us crush creutons. I mean, I
don't know. Twentieth year, I think people will think you've gotten, you
know, more open. I think you're we're saying, yeah, we were
saying like you don't want to play any games. I don't know that.
I'm not saying that. People are just saying everyone who is saying that outside,
I would never say that about you. I said, I'm not rolling
off this Kreuton game thing. Hang on, okay, I'm just trying to
think, like what the Creuton would just be chewing that chip just with crutons.
Yeah, I'd do better because they're crunch here right now. Radio Wizards
sitting in some sort of chair. He's turning around. He's like no,
no, no, no, no no, no, don't do it.
No no no. Yeah. Well I haven't heard from him. I doubt
he's awake. I won't see any of your email. If you do,
he's listening. That's how That's how I like roundabout Wait tel Wizard to text
me, like when iever I go he's yeah, well today is it's National
Crewton Day. That's recognized on the food blog page today, but not on
the show because I busted it out this morning and no one got excited about
it. I was just fat Boy was talking about how excited he gets about
crutons. Me, Well, I'll tell you how excited I'll be if we're
playing Who's chewing those croutons tomorrow. I'm gonna have to feel test them.
I think I might have some. I can do it something, hollow it
up. You gotta get those big Texas toast curtons. Yeah. My wife
always yells at me because I'll just eat them as a snack and say we're
gonna use them this week. What are you doing? That's what I was
saying. They're they're kept right, it's the same, similar bag structure,
it's everything. The delivery is the same. They're right there next to the
chips, and don't leave them there if you want to. You gotta hide
these and I won't touch them if they're hidden by where the cooking stuff is.
Okay, they're right next to the dots pretzels, which is my kid
has not slowed down on these dots pretzels. You just go to get regular
Dots pretzels. Theog on sick of them had the cheese curl or the cheese
curdle you get. They're kind of like a Cheeto knockoff. Yeah, okay,
listen, I'm down with Dot. That's doing a great job. They
get it. That's doing a wonderful job. I'm so hungry talking about food
all day today. Crab legs and creutons. Crab legs and what what tell
me about these tickets you have on Wizards message me, please don't play,
Please don't chew creutons on the air tomorrow he said where he said we're good
to go for the Creton game. Was that your Wizard do that again?
Yeah, we're good to go for the crew Dog game. You can get
a little lower than that. Come on, I know what I'm laughing.
You got you gotta get. All I want to do is give away these
Struts tickets, okay, house, That's all I want to do, all
right, and then I want to have a snack. All right, the
Struts July twenty third, we'll have tickets for you on the flip of this
break. Houston's Alternative all Day and the Rock Ryan Morning Show ninety four five
The Buzz, Good Morning, Rod Ryan's Show. I got a game suggestion
that just came in. I mean, I know we're doing no the show.
It's kind of a it's a bit more than a game, Daniel,
Thank you for the suggestion. How about who's cracking those crabs? Now we're
talking Alex. You know a guy? It's not Alex. Do you know
a guy? I mean I can say my dad, so that who's crackings
and stuff? Who's cracking those crabs? I feel like the game is a
little easier. No, dude, you're just trying to take the easy way
out. They're both dumb. I'm gonna bob the engineer what there's no crab
legs in the studio, You dummy ain't gonna hurt anything. I don't know
what game we're playing tomorrow, but we're not cracking crabs. I don't think
we're chewing crew toons either. Up. Wow, what suck? This is
not the show and this is for Struts Tickets July twenty third House of Blues
tickets are on sale now. W is it? We need that pretty vicious
song a little bit more in the morning at least this week when we're giving
away tickets. I love that new Strut song. What's your question? What
was on the floor to Taylor Swift concert. Don't don't say friendship, bracelets
are glitter or any of that. I want to know specifically, what we
talked about was on the floor. And you guys seem to be oddly okay
with it. I'm so good with it, so not good with it.
This dummy over here, he's soon to not be good with it all right?
Seven one three two one two five ninety four five, Hey Alexa,
play ninety four point five The Buzz on iHeartRadio, getting ninety four point five
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getting ready to really now, kind of wrap things up and let's we
gotta get on out of here. Good luck with that rain later today,
scattered strong storms expected later on this afternoon. I see it getting bad here
around two ish, and then it's gonna be kind of rainy throughout the evening.
So be careful out there on the roads. Your drive home might be
a little skanky. All right, let's go peas now. Time for I
know this show on ninety four five The buzz La La La la la la
la la la la la la la la. Good morning, rod Ryan Show,
Good morning. Hello. Who's this? Captain Cody? Hey, Captain
Cody, how are you? I'm doing great? Bud? You on the
boat now? Uh huh? I know I'm getting ready to up to the
boat. Wou actually him on the way over there. Okay, you gotta
get out there before let's got some bad weather coming in. I ain't scared
to know where. Listen, Gilligan, I don't need you out there and
then getting marooned somewhere. Okay, Captain Tessa, what's your question? Please
tell me Cody what was on the floor at a Taylor Swift concert. It's
Captain Cody too, Captain Happy time knit the damn baby off the floor.
That's kind a blanket, Alex. I'm concerned at your alright, Noess,
with this photograph. I wouldn't do it had a blanket. Do me favor
and headphones. Show that picture to your wife and say, I'm okay with
this? Is that Taylor? I know how she loves Taylor Sworts. I'm
saying show that to your wife and say just moving forward. I know there's
a baby other way. I'm okay with this. What are you giving Captain
Cody? Oh dude, you get the tickets to see the Stress House the
Blues coarct I like to that's I let you know. This is like the
fifte time. I'm worn. Well, you're not letting us know, You're
letting everybody know, and you're really up the secret phone numbers coming across boastfold.
Now I'm mad, okay, And now I'm wishing a storm upon you
this afternoon. Okay, I am okay. I mean I'm wishing wishing a
perfect storm on you, Captain Cody. There is no secret number. Get
off. My radio show's on hold. There is no secret number to get
through fifteen times. I guys won, Hey, double oh seven Sean Connery
he won. Uh he beat other John this morning and beat him bad.
It was a she lacking two questions, two answers. It was brutal.
Uh double oh seven. Sean Connery is gonna go for win number three tomorrow.
What am I talking about? This freshout of mad head to head challenge.
It's a silly little game and it's silly. We played at around six
twenty every morning. Okay, Kurt is the one that sent in the milf.
Great job on that. Thanks to the Texas Hammer. We played the
Texas Hammer game as we do every Monday, and that's how we gave away
the Limp Biscuit tickets today. The song was a Vanescence bring Me to Life
Alternative Income started at nine ten, Jeremy, we'll do it at ten ten
and that'll go through five to ten with Teresa. So it says tomorrow on
the show, who's crushing those crutons? I mean, have we have we
really flushed that out that we think that that's we think morning, We think
that's radio number one radio show in Houston. We think that game's ready to
play. Yes, out the gate. You think it just needs a far
worse better than your best. That's what it says. It sends the message.
Yeah, I'm a little nervous about that. He'll be speak your kIPS.
I'm going to take some time to think about that. Tuesday will happen
tomorrow for sure, Jeremy. Like I said, we already told you he's
coming up NonStop noonor pick your tickets with him at the one o'clock hour at
Rob Ryan's show. That's how you follow us on all the socials. I'd
appreciate you following us. I mean, right now, can I just get
one of you, one of you to go to either our Instagram or go
to We're live still right now on YouTube. I'd like to get those YouTube
numbers up at Rob Ryan show Man. Please subscribe, Okay, smash it,
smash the subscribe button. Testa's on Houston Life today at one o'clock.
She wants she wants you to watch that as well. All right, that's
it. We got to go again. Man. I hope all the mom's
out there. I hope you had a great Mother's Day weekend and a great
Mother's Day. We're on a twenty hour break. We're back tomorrow. If
the creek don't rise, AMF. Well, wasn't that fun? If you
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