Yeah, you know what I mean. The problem is, uh, we
all saw you fuck that pirate and then despite the fact that you said it
in French, we could you know, uh yeah, Oh the Countess always
keeps your ball shut and you should do yeah yeah. But what you don't
want, what you don't want to be is he's going, Oh my god,
it's really bad. He's going to throw up right. His face is
so bad. I'm okay, okay, okay, Dylan, Hi, Hello,
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So Ruby is joining us this evening. You have not been watching the season
religiously? Correct? Have you? How much did you watch today? Six
episodes? Unbelievable. You didn't have to do that. She didn't need to,
Sure did She did not need to. That's a professional right there.
But what are your thoughts on the season so far? And why has been
the worst person you've ever seen on the show. It has been a fall
from grace like like no other. It's heartbreaking. I'm gonna start calling him
nipples. Nipples? Yeah, why is that? Because he has fat,
fucking massive salami nips And I know I shouldn't come after people again, not
a ten, but ruby go ahead, Okay, yeah, it was heartbreaking
to see. I'm not sure why any There are a lot of people on
this boat that are traffic and behavior that everybody in their individual lives would say,
this is horrific behavior. But for some reason people are like, no,
no, no, stop your being mean. You're being mean. I
love Carrie. I think this new chef is going to be just a blast
and a half. Maybe he's so old though, he's one hundred and nine
and yeah, I'm I'm I enjoyed the binge watching I did today. Good,
well, thank you for doing that. How many pots would you give
it? Sixty one sixty one knots in sea rat years. Our new chef,
Nick is one hundred and nine years old. That's right, he's too
old to be a c rat. He is according to that he is too
old to be a sea rat. But it's nice to have him. I'm
excited to go over the Feast of the Seven Fishes. Unbelievable performance by Nick.
Very difficult thing to pull off, pulled it off. What is it?
In spades? What do you say? Is that it? What does
that mean? Don't know? Did good? Just did good? Did good?
What's the word? Like? In the so Ben continues to escalate and
go up the flagpole. He is not just the most revolting person on this
season, but I think that he's kind of carving out a spot on the
pantheon of Sea rats. Sea rats in the entire legacy of this show is
lovely to see that. I'll go down. Also, Barbie, you know,
God love you get your therapist as soon as humanly possible. Let's root
out some of that dad stuff. And also to Barbie's dad, if you're
listening, you know who knows you're one of these you know capitalists, you
know, old rich guys. So you may pop out another kid. You'll
be too tired to do what you've done to Barbie, but lay off a
little bit, okay, just let them become women. Four pots? Yeah,
all right. I enjoyed the episode. I think it was episode thirteen
or something. We're rounding out the season here, still very entertaining. I
will say some of the drama that I thought would be with Frasier as the
Chiefs, He's kind of been in the background this season, I think because
everybody else is just that awful yep, Captain Carrey. I put in a
request to review him if we do get him. And that's a word that
was supposed to be interview. Thank you. What did I say, review?
Oh, interview him? Yeah. Yeah, but well we'll review him
as well. Well. We reveal him every week. Yeah, and he's
passing with spades. But if he comes in here to talk to us,
I know that Captain Lee wants to chat with him as well, so we'll
make sure that happens. Yeah. Anyway, I can't stand the guests.
They're very annoying. I hate yelp as a business. To be an elite
Yelper is to wear a scarlet letter that you've put on yourself in a very
proud way, and it's some of the most delusional. But if you're in
metropolitan life, yeah, i'd agree with that. Dylan leaving five hundred and
sixty reviews for every Thai restaurant in the Bay Area. I mean, I
don't who wait, sorry, so you go to a restaurant and then you
have to write about that. That's just go though and then and then don't
write anything. Yeah, but you want to be elite, don't you.
No? No, anyway, I actually have high hopes for Nick. I
love that there's an older guy in there, and he's not old. Come
on course, we've had Bosun's talk. Think about Gary gross. Gary.
Gary might be thirty six, but he looks every forty seven. Yeah,
and he's gross too, Nick. I think's great. By the way,
I thought he was going to be like one of these fake resume guys,
given the fact that he didn't bother read that preference sheet meeting saying that they
wanted a seafood spread. Yeah, but anyway, he came through on that
dinner service completely enjoyable. Fifty knots. All right, So I want to
apologize. Last week a fan let us know that we had completely glossed over
the fact that Kyle has a an artillery weapon hanging from his waist. We
completely Kickstan. I think I might have said that. Did you say he's
got a hog like in earlier episodes? Oh? Okayeah, Because one time,
because they've kind of gotten away from it for a while, they were
showing him what a party freak is and how he likes to get drunk and
naked, and every time they'd blur him, the blur would go down to
the floor. It looks like something you'd have to save some kind of Greek
princess from. M Oh, really scary stuff. It's quite a burden.
Yeah, it's quite a burden. So oh those two. Yeah, I
was gonna say, did you guys catch the beginning of the episode With the
beginning establishing shot, it was the beach and then like a three legged dog
walks by the screen. Okay, that's a fucking thousand year old prophecy that
says someone's gonna regret having had sex with somebody. When I saw the dog,
someone was gonna regret having sex with somebody. Yeah, is that like
a Celtic thing? I don't know it. We're in grenade, you know.
Oh okay, So we wake up the next more and we're all in
our fields. Right, we've consummated this marriage and now we're slurping down watermelon
together. Everything is fine, and the sea rats all paraded in and they
begin to poke, prod and tease about all the fucking that took place the
night before. Now, Vampira, Vampire, I've really turned a corner on
Vampire. What was once a day walking introvert who was lovely has now turned
into quite a caddy day walking vampire Who's lovely? The shots taken at Barbie
out of completely nowhere. It's just why do they have to be done?
It's like, why do you have to leave a restaurant and write on Yelp
about it? Why do you have to say Barbie doesn't like working so she
wouldn't give a hand job. That's just completely unnecessary, sary, super mean
spirited. And Barbie does work, right, she does. We'll give that
to her. But Barbie's having the worst day of her life because she'd promised
her dad, you know, before she came on the show that well,
she promised she wouldn't have sex, and now he's gonna be really bumped.
Hey Dad, Okay, I need I need everyone to listen up. Your
father. Okay, do you mean a favor? Yeah? A little more
love, just a little more, a little more love less control. Hold
on, let me give some context to this. So, and this is
kind of an old bit from Patty. Dad didn't ask her not to have
sex. I believe it was don't have sex in a bathroom on team Yeah,
because you know, here's his workplace, Dad's office. This is coworker.
Hey, you're Barbie's dad, right, interior. Yeah, he's like,
okay, Hey, you know, me and me and the wife love
your daughter. She's our favorite cast member. And I'll tell my wife the
other day, I said, I have to watch the whole seat. I
said, there's no way she's gonna have sex with that guy, right yeah.
And then my wife called me in the room last night. She says,
oh, she's banging. I'm standing up in the bathroom. I was
like, wow, yeah, yeah, anyway, love the show, right
right, that's her dad having to deal with that at the office. She's
got she's got a lot of elbow grease. That Barbie. I mean,
you really raised a worker. I don't know why that Dave vampire said she
doesn't work. That's crazy. Hey, thanks for thanks for chatting. Now,
good talk. So I don't know what this guy's name is. The
top chef Arise arrives, but at this point I didn't know what his name
was, Like they showed him on screen for such a long time. I
had no idea who was I just I just put new chef, new chef.
Hey, can I get into the Barbie Kyle stuff? I have like
more hacky material to this sift. Oh okay, really quickly before you do.
Uh. Obviously, he does walk on to the boat, accompanied by
the Sketchers rap that has become, you know, the Sketcher's commercial rap,
like you're watching a Sketcher's commercial, and then the rap that we've heard all
season long plays, and they should keep it going, quite frankly, because
I think it's absolutely hilarious. Right, So let me so, Dylan's referring
to the music, the Royalty Free music that plays. Now, some new
producers came in to kind of charge some new energy. How much the top,
So this music was chosen from a list on Pond five Royalty Bomb five
called motivational hip hop. Yeah, yeah, that's what this music. It's
absolutely absurd. Yeah, and it kind of takes me out of the show,
to be honest. So let's get back to now. Okay, well,
not out I was going to get to because all right, So Kyle
notes he was persistent because at this point, Kyle doesn't know that he's being
looked upon as a as buyer's remorse. Okay, she banged him all night,
right, so he's kind of bragging he got what he wanted. The
problem is it was drunken sex, Okay, and The problem with that is
it's sex equivalent to the drunken taco bello order. Sounds good at the time,
you know, you order twenty seven orders. It's one am. You
want it right, and what's the next day filled with well, diarrhea and
regret. What eventually happens when you eat a case so rito and a half
is that you have to exercise the case erito and a half. That's never
fun. But big umbridge I have I don't think that Kyle boasted about this
at all, and I think one of the most frustrating things about this episode
was that Borrow the camera to us. He was telling us he'd waited,
he was patient. But I don't think he spilled any tea about any genitals
or anything like that to the sea rats either, not at all. At
worst, he was putting in an uncomfortable position of being in locations where people
were rausing him, and then he smiled, no, no, no,
Barbie's out of line here. Okay, this is your problem, Barbie.
Barbie is in a whirlwind of father complex stuff. Ye, she's acting completely
irrationally. We'll think about that call from her sister later. That didn't help
out here. Oh well, well her, I cannot wait to talk to
her sister because you know, listen, we'll get into get ready for those
rows. There's more, there's more to go into with that stuff. So
Ben heads down, picks up his phone, sees an Instagram story of Camille
with a gummy bear flume in front of her, and this is there is
so much here. There is a toll stoy amount of stuff right here.
So the whole thing comes across like he was he had found a picture of
his long lost white female rap lover in some addict, but it wasn't that.
It was a social media post that he posted himself in response to the
question what is your favorite snack? On charter? So there's so much?
So one just work? Why are you doing? Because I've seen these series
that he does where he lets he answers all these questions from fans. You're
literally on a boat. Get back to work. Second thing, which is
a little problematic, you're currently having sex with somebody who lives in the next
room over. So how could you say to camera over and over and over
again, eye roll women. I just don't understand them. Look at what
they make me do. Well, we're very different. I'm not making excuses
for the pig. I've ben Ben, but at the tell end of this
episode, when he lets her go, I mean, now, will we
kind of frame if they she chooses to come back and sleep with him?
Can we now say it's kind of on you? Yeah? Of course yea.
And Sonny Sonny is in a she it breaks my heart because she approaches
Ben with this kind of and we'll see it later the full plight of gaslighting.
But she's very timid when she approaches Ben, and she's not that she
is Quebec Wah warrior princess lead deckhand. So I don't know what those Pepperoni
nips have. They have some kind of cosmic hypnotizing power, the way a
pendulum would. But yeah, it's sad. She's also beautiful, so beautiful,
unbelievably beautiful. And I don't get it. If I've been following his
Instagram as I have, I believe he was posting pictures like of them at
Christmas. Sonny, Sonny, don't all we can do is make fun of
you and ridicule you hereafter because it's it's just so obvious. So we get
to Barbie and Dad, Well, I was gonna say is that this one
Barbie tells Kyle to keep his mouth shut. Yeah, it was. It
was very countess like, yeah, you know what I mean. The problem
is, uh, we all saw you fuck that pirate and then uh,
despite the fact that you said it in French, we can you know,
uh yeah, oh the countess always keeps him all shut and you should do
yeah, yeah, well what you don't want? What you don't want to
be. He's going, Oh my god, it's really bad. He's going
to throw up right now. His face is so red. Okay, okay,
okay, this camera just take take a second. No, no,
take a second, and don't die. What Pat just went through is akin
to the Chinese performer in the Prestige, somebody that sacrifices for their art.
Now I'm back. Okay, oh dear, okay, Barbie, you're on
a television show. Dad's clearly going to see the had sex. All right.
I want to ask Barbie this, Barbie, I know you're listening,
just admit it. Did you ask producers if they'd edit that up? I
want to know, because that sounds like something Barbi would do. That's a
great Cuebie if you did kind of a diss because who is. Why would
you be so delusional as to think they would be like, of course we'll
Barbie's spicy. Yeah, Barbie, Listen, when we when we see Sea
Reds having sex, we we ask ourselves should we show it or should we
not? You know, that was me eating cheese. So Barbie is flaming
Kyle a little bit. There's a lot of misunderstanding here. I'm sure Kyle,
Kyle and Barbie have worked this out, you know, posthumously. But
you you can clearly see that Barbie's father, who is not a Nazi.
Let's just make that clear. He is not a Nazi, definitely not has
done untold maybe not untold, but unintended harm to his daughter. To see
someone go into a mental panic the way that Barbie is going through, it's
clearly you know it's a it's the claws are in a little bit too deep.
I have to say, if Elliott told me that's my daughter, she's
going on below deck, I'd be like, don't do anything. Stupid.
Yeah, I would not be happy. And then stupid isn't having sex with
such It's it's inferred or implied, right, So here's what I would say.
Yeah, but you should be worried about that, not because Daddy will
be sad with you, because your whole life is then going to be full
of people saying, oh my god, I watched you fuck on TV.
Right, that is what should drive the fear. It shouldn't be instant panic
because Daddy is going to be disappointed. So Sonny sees the story that Ben
posted what's your favorite snack on Charter her she's not even on the boat,
and she is crestfallen because it's a piece of shit thing to do to someone
that you are fucking. And this is the problem with young men and older
men who are pigs and sex addicts. For men to not go through life.
And again, when you're young, maybe you don't really grab this.
You don't you don't grasp the grist. So you've been with your lovely wife
since you were really young. I know you mixed it up a little bit.
Yeah sure, but me being a guy in your twenties and fellow travelers,
you do not understand what you're doing to another person, and so you
have it done to you. But there's a dynamic with women where sex with
women on the whole means more than it does to men. Yes, for
most. So to completely fail to grasp that and to post stories the way
that Ben did at his age is psych full blown psychotic. To me,
it's mean. It's mean. I don't care that you're not dating, you're
having sex with her. It's psychotic behavior. I agree. A gummy bear
flume man. Okay, So Paris brings up the whole Instagram thing. He
says he didn't do anything wrong, and it's time for a prefrid shape Manday.
We can't move on until you yell, so we'll take it again.
I didn't know I was supposed to. Okay, sorry, it's time for
a prefriend sheet may Day. Thank you. So Alex Taylor elite yelper wants
a memorable vacation okay, likes instagrammable food and the craziest request of them all.
They would like octopus nachos. They're going on a chocolate tour. They
want a Caribbean Christmas theme, and they want dinner one night that ends exactly
at twelve o'clock. All right, let's break down the game film. Alex
works at Yelp. Okay, Alex, where can I leave a review for
Yelp? Because U assholes? Call me Dan night you email me. I've
asked you, I don't want your advertising. You can shove it up your
ass. You guys do not have a contact number, a phone number on
your website, nowhere to find it. I've owned companies where people, our
competitors had left me one star review. I can't reach out to anyone.
I hate you. I will never advertise with you, and if I could,
I would leave zero stars for you. But Yelp doesn't have a Yelp.
You guys are so predatory and annoying. Literally, I should show you.
They call me twice a day from San Francisco. Yeah, hey,
it's Lauren, and I said, stop calling me. I don't want it.
I don't want your fucking advertising. Let's move on to the next thing.
Alex loves Instagram food. Why what are they advertising and why would they
ever call? It's a complete conflict of interest. So what you can buy
advertising? Say you're a fucking cookie store, yelp, you can buy advertising
from them. They'll put an ad right over other people's cookie stores, right
over there. It's how Crumble blew up. And they have good cookies,
right you eat Grumble cookies? Yes? I do? Wow? Do you
really I do. What's your favorite grumble? The blueberry one? Oh wow,
not what I would have thought at all. I love blueberry. Oh
dude, I'm a big fan of blueberry and confectioneries. My three favorite pop
tarts. Cherry is number one, but blueberry is a close second, and
I don't know what the third isberry. No, it's the no strawberry can
fuck off. It's the mixed berry. You remember the crazy one. When
we were kids CW Saturday Morning Cartoons Nickelodeon, every time I saw that pop
dart, I'd flip out. I'd be like, Mom, We've got to
get this. It's the purple frosting with the green squiggly Oh my god.
Maybe Leween asked, all right, let me keep going here. Alex loves
Instagram food, so he's also a toolbag. He and Jill's Aaron should mate.
They make the world's most annoying children. Okay, they're going to head
to that chocolate tour if I got that right? For a chocolate tour?
Do they want to visit the Hoover Dam and eat some Anderson's soup after that?
You? Basic? Basic, basic people, forgive me. It's the
wild berried that is that memory trigged. Yep. That's uh. The pat
the only the only redeeming, not quality, but thing on this piece of
paper about this horrific group of people is that no one has asked to be
called a king or queen. That's that's it. That's the only thing.
Yeah. And by the way, I love how the last charter guests after
they blew us off for the first interview, she reached out, Hey,
hey, can we come on Monday? Fuck off? Yeah? Sorry,
queen, sorry, queen, sorry, queen, You're not allowed in this
kingdom. And do you do that in your real life? I just want
to know, and I want you to know that I want you to take
several seats and that that chocolateur was amazing, Sure it was. I loved
that chocolateur. I thought it was so fun. Because Grenade is known for
its chocolate. I bet they are. I bet some really expensive chocolate comes
from Grenada. Okay, okay, So Fraser and Barbie have a chat.
You know, we don't want to slam a Freudian anvil over and over again.
But Fraser is very very sweet to her throughout this, and Kyle looks
on at Barbie crying. I have the transcript that what Fraser said, I
won't do the accent, but this is what do the accent. I can't
just try in the beginning and see if it will carry you way through.
We're all fuck ups perfect. I think some podcasts call us sea rats.
So lift up that chin and put a smile on it and save the crying
for when your dad sees the episode. Wow, wow, you are a
thespian. Amazing. I didn't know if that was you or Hugh Grant.
Really good, thanks man, Yeah that means a lot. So let's get
to the sunny and no. Nick goes through the the galley really quickly and
says, it's in the You know, we've discussed top three favorite pop darts.
These are the top three worst galleys he's ever seen. And Anthony,
you know, we were very kid gloves with Anthony, and I think the
season faltered. I feel odd because more sea rats are listening, and I
feel like I want to unleash. But Anthony was such a sweetheart and his
uncle is banging his wife and all that stuff. Anthony was as close to
useless as you can be while still being a good chef. That's right.
He was very incompetent, competent, and Dylan and I I think will pull
back if you're nice while being incompetent, right, And that's what took place
there. All I made fun of was his uncle fucking his wife right,
right, right hard. We did that every episode. I could have gone
way hard, right right right right. So now he's gone, and he
should have been gone, and the and I discussed it when we first saw
him. But the marker of a an an unprofessional, for an inexperienced chef
is sloppiness and a lack of organization because real chefs, talented chefs have to
the demand of what they're doing is so high that if things are sloppy,
they literally can't do their job. So it's just ingrained in them to be
very organized. To go in and have mold everywhere, you're just not a
serious person. Okay, By the way, I should remind you. When
Captain Kerrey gave him the axe, he said, he goes, you can
you can leave? What are you talking about? I'm getting fired. Well,
once he accepted he's getting fired, he told Captain Krey that he was
Rather than just leave, he wanted he felt a duty to clean the kitchen
oh wow, yep, so there was there is still mold. It was
a biohazard. It's what kills me. It was a legit biohazard. John
Taffer would be pissed. What are you doing? So let's get to the
Sonny and ben Chat reminder. He is vile. Also starts a conversation off
by saying, I am who I am? He said, that's me Darling
m okay, So I'm sorry. It just makes me ill. Okay,
so he says that they addressed this Instagram story thing. He says, that's
me Darling okay, which implies no desire to change, no accountability, the
behavior of a fucking sex ada. I get quite frankly, but you could
argue this is one of those times where you say, what a person shows
you who they are, Believe them right, he's telling her, and I
believe. He continues on by saying, if she hooks up with him moving
forward, let's acknowledge that it's it's coming with no attaching. This is my
favorite part. Well, he says, it's always something with you. Oh
what world are we living in? Has she been remotely anything to you?
No, she's lingy nothing, she's been She's approached you when you've been rubbing
down other women and she's approached you when you posted that your favorite snack was
a person who was sucking down a gummy bear. Fluman wasn't on the boat.
Okay. So Sonny is not a stage five clinger. She is not
always up to something. It's me, darling, go fuck yourself. So
the best part is the breakup where he goes, you know this is over,
but were we to have sex again, I'd be okay with that,
but it's still over. I mean, just such a tepid half measure.
You know. I want my cake and I want to eat it too,
and I want to post about other cake when ever I can't. He also
said, excuse me, I'd be pretty hurt if I was Sonny, because
he says I was never really into her. I don't have the feels for
her. Great. Yeah, and there's another Hey, lou you with that
pirate. But then what happened that night where you brought all those guys home?
Oh? I told him, don't ever talk. The Countess never talks.
Don't say anything. I always lie. I always keep the lie.
Dude, you will do pirate? Okay? What and what's your daughter up
to my daughter. I don't know. I'm the countess here that let me
replay in Vegas next week. I got you under my thumb. I've got
you. Oh my god, don't hurt yourself. That was really good again,
thank you, dear Oh I love it so poor Sonny convinced that she
is now toxic, heads down to chat with Paris. You were with a
piece of shit with massive nipples. There's nothing wrong with you, and you
are so fucking gorgeous. You'll be fine. We had to bed, and
now Barbie and Kyle are imploding. Can I just ask you, guys a
quick question about the Barbie Kyle thing. Yeah, one of your favorites.
What if the roles were reversed? What if? What if Kyle was going
around saying the things that Barbie is saying. Well, we do have an
example of that. It's Ben in Sunny. He's completely rejecting her. I
don't play if the roles are reversed. I think it's a silly game because
I believe in gender norms. Okay, No, Dylan's right, Dylan can
yeah if call me KOOKI it's a fucking nut bag. It is insane that
she like I feel as though she's again it's mean, We're being mean,
We're being mean. But Barbie is coming from a she's slush. Well,
she's coming from a psychological wounded dungeon. So I can't really, I can't.
You know, these are these are for forgiven crimes. So what could
Ben do the next morning besides go out on deck and single Sonny out for
wearing air pods? You're a sniveling worm. First off, I quit.
I can't wear I can't listen to my favorite podcast while I wipe off a
fucking window. Why do I have to Why do we have to communicate I'm
wipping, I'm wiping bird shit off the rail? What what am I supposed
to talk to Dylan about? When I worked at North American Insurance, the
only thing that had me thinking I was going to quit they sent out like
an office mandate that we were all listening to our radios too much and that
we might have to turn them off while we worked. And I was like,
no, I'm not a robot. I need my stern in the morning.
That morning radio exists. Morning radio, you know. People always say
that the church is the opiate of the masses. Morning radio is the opiate
of the masses. This is true. If you cannot hear Ryan Seacrest in
trapping a cheater at eight fifteen in the morning, you'll kill yourself. So
that's not enough. Numbers doesn't matter. Make it work. So the meal
gets going, and we get a little bit about Michelin stars at the Ritz.
We'll see what he can do soon. But we get to pour Barbie.
Barbie, Kyle has done not okay, the only the only wrong foot
that Kyle has placed in this whole thing is showing Ben the texts from the
night before. That's true, very true. But but he hadn't done any
of that before. She was right. But again, dead horse. We're
dealing with deeper issues here, wounds wounds, so and we're not We're not
implying any any abuse or anything like that. There's just a coddling that takes
place that ruins the mind. You know, I've seen it before. And
friends, you know, you say you say something untoward about somebody's mother,
and all of a sudden we're at well, that's not a good example.
I have one about someone's dog. Yeah, you're done, you know those
are Then then we can all admit, you know, come on. Yeah,
you're saying that if somebody talked about your animals, you'll fly off a
handle on that psychotic Yeah yeah, okay, so we let's get to these
jerk offs. Yeah, the the yelp elites and the foodies. Okay,
self described, keep it one hundred, I leave five stars. That kind
of plays once again. Yeah, and these are the idiots that take great
pride in having reviewed every single place the guy Fieri has traveled on diner strive
and dives onion rings. Little Soggy loved the foot long chili dog. Yeah,
I love I love how they even uh started taking pictures of a tray
of sliced watermelon. Where will you post that They go to restaurants and sit
down at the airport and do this. They sit down and they do this
at airports. And we know that, we do know that if they've left
that many reviews, they have have to have reviewed. Thank god, it's
Fridays at o Hair, at O'Hare or at Charlotte. They've reviewed bud Jangles
at Charlotte. This this is food. Lots of people ate Bojangles while I
was there. I'm sure bo Jangles is delicious. You couldn't I took it
on the plane. Well, you can't take food onto planes? Was eating?
Does it? You don't ask me to not eat for any period of
time more than ninety minutes. Won't do it, can't do it. Need
a meal. Yeah, what's the stinkiest thing you've brought on a plane?
You think I'm not? I am very, very very conscious. I would
not do something stinky. It's typically like a wrap or like a salad with
a very non offensive dressing. Okay, it's not some kind of vinagrette.
Yeah, it would never be like a cream based something probably you know what.
I got a Caesar salad once and I did not open it because I
was like, this is offensive. Okay, all right, because I was
worried that you you walk through TSA with two grilled cheeses from in and out.
I would never do that, and somebody the entire plane would smell like
spread and it would be rude because you didn't bring enough for your neighbors.
No, and neighbors want in and out. Maybe it's a treat, so
we get to lunch the seafood spread the Yeah, Fraser is not happy with
Nick. There aren't enough prise evidently, and he's not wowed a phrase pretty
bitchy and also phrase, let's let's cut this off at the pass, right,
Like, if you don't see that there's a seafood spread out, why
are we waiting until we're bringing the food up? Talking about? All right?
So I'm with Fraser. I'm trying to think that he's trying to balance
out micromanaging verse. You got hired. Yeah, let's see what you got,
right, But I'd argue at some point you probably should have checked in
with him today. Yeah, so it's kind of his chiefs do. That's
right, chiefs do. It's a hard game to play bitches, all right,
So the guests head out, Fraser compliment the gay one on his shorts,
and he turns around and says, thanks, it's gonna get really weird
later. Oh sorry, dal, So should we mention that Kerry did check
on chef Nick? And then he quick quickly puts some scallops? Sorry,
I am on PCP right now. Of course we should talk about okay,
So on Angel, at some point I got a promotion at weather Vane Seafoods
from dishwasher to the broiler, and I used to make those scallops. They
are so easy. You put a little plate down, you put like some
scallops there, little breadcrumbs on top, a little butter. You throw it
in the broiler for I don't know two three and a half minutes. Yeah,
you got fucking scallops. They taste delicious, They melt in your mouth.
He wasn't pulling the magic there. If Old Patty can do it,
I'm not impressed. Well the octopus nachos are served. Mister Holliday himself absolutely
flips. The textural nightmare of even a well cooked puss on top of a
bed of chips is enough disgusted to make you want can't do it. You
can't fucking do that. I want to see how much was left. I
want to see if these pigs actually ate that lamb was served as well.
This is not that that that is I can't do those two foods. Can't
do puss because they came from Mars and they're too smart, right, I
love puss. Can't do it anymore, can't do lamb too small, can't
do lamb. So me at that table, I'd be like, what one?
I can't eat the lamb too? Why are we putting puss on chips
right now? I mean it was just disgusted. So we had the love
it. They love it. They lap it all up. This is when
we get to the compliment about the shorts and the charter guest turns around and
says, thanks. Things are gonna get weird later. So like Ruby like,
so people like the way you dress. You're like goth Daria, right,
so people will come up to you invariably and go, hey, love
your boots or love your shirt? And what do you say? Thank you?
Yep, thank thanks. It's going to get weird later. What could
I think? Try to think of a time in which the response to that
compliment would be that, and it would be okay, I'm so blown away
that that was That was the fire returned. But Fraser liked it. Okay,
talk about this chocolate place, Well you could try, Oh yeah,
yeah yeah. I was not impressed. But I was thinking, they're ready
to make chocolate. What do you What are you guys gonna do next?
Head over to color me mine and paint some coffee mugs, you basics.
Okay, So a couple of things. One, we have to do a
vlog where Pat smokes pot for the first time in a long time and he
goes to color my mind. Okay, done, color me Mine is a
lovely place, especially when you're high. And two, I loved this chocolate
date. We have seen so many of the same things, that's true.
The snorkeling, the puda potties, the beaches, the three legged dogs,
the serene. We've seen it all. We've never seen a passionate man talking
about the cacaalbi and I mean it's a miraculous and grading. We have also
not seen a Christmas theme in November. I appreciated that. Yeah, all
right, a for effort for these basics? Are you okay? I use
my voice and it hurts? Now, okay, you gotta sing that PMZ
theme? Oh shoot, coming up? All right, I'll get there,
man, all right. So Ben is heartsick, and because that is true,
he has a little heartsick face time with Millie elicit. How insane is
it to think that Sonny is too much? But the girl who is a
rapper and too big for this boat and drinks constantly on charter and fights with
everybody is not too much? Right. I couldn't tell you. He is
a toxic person. He's addicted to toxic things. Here, I'm going to
reenact the whole scene of that FaceTime. Yeah, all right, here's Ben.
Hey what are you up to? Nothing? And you don't want us
involved? Oh no, you don't have to. Okay. So what you
got going? Oh? I got it? I got a gig. Oh
where Florida? Oh yeah? Hey, well maybe I'll come see you there.
Nah? So what's up? Is it over? Yeah? Probably?
Yeah? Okay, let me hang out the phone here we can hear it.
Hey, Sonny, what are you doing tonight? I want to dinner?
Yeah yeah, because that's how guys work. Yeah yeah, yeah,
I mean that's how Ben works, and that's how you worked in your thirties
and late thirties and early forties. That's okay, okay, you're not drinking
that much anymore. So we get to the Christmas decoration, the Christmas stories,
Fraser, I mean not that every seared has tree has to land on
the sea rat side scale. But you know Christmas was great around the house.
Oh yeah, I mean that's not even on this scale. So Nick
is getting ready for the Seven Fishes feast, and my goodness, gracious,
what a marvelous job he did. Just want to run through the menu really
quickly. So we've got a blood blood and we're not starting off strong.
We're not starting off strong just because of what the tongue did. Yep,
it was in a moment swollen by some kind of phantom beasting. But it's
completely fine and I'm gonna keep going. So the first course was a bloody
Mary clam shooter. These instagram quote unquote footies. Yeah, you can see
the clam at the bottom of that glass well, and they then did and
then called it an oyster, but no big deal. Mollusks do look similar,
and I think they're mollusks, I'm not sure. But there was also
mahi mahi sashimi. I would say, you know, if we're doing a
moose bouches, let's do two. Let's not frank and sign them into one.
Right, that's fine. Salmon with mash asparagus and fennel light, lovely
way to start off the meal in full. Right. We hear a story
between courses, Captain Phillips or Captain Carrie. I don't know which one.
Well, Captain Carry apparently, because it was just some fisherman. I love
this is This is such a It has like Calvin and Hobbes energy, but
with real life, high stakes consequences. So Carrie thinks that he's being chased
by Somalian pirates. Somali pirates, Yeah, and they're just trying to flag
him down desperately so that he does not ruin their entire life way of lives.
Right, So that was just we'll just chalk that up to a big
miss understanding the basics. Love that story. We get to you know,
I was not familiar with this kind of pasta, and I'm gonna butcher it
here. It's like Scusso Gretti with crab or something. It means choke.
That was lovely, lobster with carrot ginger puree. We've got seared eye heat
and we wrap with the most You know, this is when the culinary arts
can really rock it into the stratosphere, right, Jeff Bezos, we need
not your Blue Star or whatever the fuck it is. The care placed on
this final dessert, thematically tying the Italian dinner with the chocolate that they had
brought from the day. I mean, it's just it was so lovely.
I can't give it anything less than ninety six pots. I think that's a
great score. I think deserved. I love a Canoli. Canolis are delicious.
Now they'll blow out my entire intestinal system the next day, the whole
thing. Yeah, it's it's the moscr pone. Do you think it's worth
it? What do you say? Oh, it's worth it. Yeah.
The Tacobo, my wife, Tacobo is worth it too. You know,
in many ways it is in always Taco Bell is. I think that it
was unnoticed, Like what a serious contribution that business has made to all of
us. You're right, Like, I can't thank them enough, Dylan.
I have a story for you my small town in Massachusetts, in high school,
our first Mexican restaurant, Taco Bell. Yeah. Yes, that is
the only reflection right of any post. Oh so you're saying, not only
is it delicious food, but but it's a gateway into other cultures. That's
right, right, diversity. At Taco Bell, you learned the real Mexican
Independence Day it's not Sanco to Mayo. And you learn that Mexico's favorite drink
is a blue kind of mountain dew. And without Taco Bell, no,
wouldn't know that you would know how to live Moss. So we hit the
hay with Dylan's affirmations. Mmm, I don't want to shoot on affirmations.
They seem psychotic to me, but I mean they seem helpful for other people.
Yeah, whatever. We get to there in the same way. And
I just have this thought because I'm high. But we look at our little,
our little ticky talkies in our phones and that makes us all sad because
we're because we're sad, right, But that's not psychotic. So why are
we making fun of him because he's like listening to someone being like, hey,
you're great, good job. If we're comparing tickies and affirmations, there's
a clear winner. It's the tickies. No, no, no, it's
okay, yeah, no, okay, No, it's nice asses on TikTok
you know. Oh Patrick, I'm just saying, that's why people look at
it. That's your algorithm. No, that's your algorithm. My algorithm is
completely different my algorithm. I saw this video. Ruby said it was so
funny. She said, please send it to me. It was a guy
at a dam and there was a full blown damn, not quite Hoover,
but a pretty big dam, and there was a beaver that just so happened
to be in the shallow water beneath said damn and he said, you're telling
me this one Beaver built this whole fucking thing. That's incredible. It is.
I sent it to someone and they responded and they said, I love
your family's sense of humor. It is so funny. So we wrap the
episode up with a little chat between Ben and Barbie. What is there to
say about this guy? I mean, just such a the wrong approach at
every turn. I understand the drive to want to remedy, but how can
you be so tone deaf, Like you're just approaching this so incorrect. So
you're referring to Ben meeting with Barbie to chat about Kyle. Yes, Now,
while I find it inappropriate and Kyle should speak for himself, I think
he was trying to be a brother and whatnot. Yeah, However, Barbie
referred to that conversation as a quote unquote attack to Paris. I think we
can de escalate the language inappropriate annoying yes, an attack? No, Yep,
I agree I think that Kyle. I think that Ben is just trying
to be like, I don't like when people are sad on Dexo. Stop
making I'm sad, And she's like, you're screaming at me and stop attacking
me because she's it feels very personal to her, and again that's because of
the wound. You know, Kyle and Barbie blow up but one another.
Well, she blows up at him. I'm sitting here pulling my hair out,
like, can someone just say that nothing's been done? Can we?
Yeah? Can we just can someone come out of the woodwork? I mean,
it's probably gonna have to be Paris. Can someone say nothing's happened here?
Keep talking about it to everyone on the boat? Oh but I didn't.
I thought you were gonna have my back with it, but then you
played into it. And it's this, it's this. It's quite Shakespearean.
I mean it's a tragedy of epic proportions. I mean epic proportions. Two
sea rats banging in a bathroom and falling out of love almost instantaneously. I
can't think of anything more sad. But he completely They're living in two completely
different worlds. There's this miscommunication has completely uprooted them from reality, and they
know not which way to get back. That's the end of the episode for
us. Jumping the iTunes ratings and reviews five stars. Kind of words,
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you very much. I'm Dylan saying goodbye, Ruby, Say goodbye. Wait News