1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:03,680 Yeah, you know what I mean. The problem is, uh, we 2 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:09,119 all saw you fuck that pirate and then despite the fact that you said it 3 00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:13,160 in French, we could you know, uh yeah, Oh the Countess always 4 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:23,239 keeps your ball shut and you should do yeah yeah. But what you don't 5 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:27,760 want, what you don't want to be is he's going, Oh my god, 6 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:34,679 it's really bad. He's going to throw up right. His face is 7 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:55,039 so bad. I'm okay, okay, okay, Dylan, Hi, Hello, 8 00:00:55,159 --> 00:00:59,200 Welcome to another brand spanking new episode of Welcome Board. It's another below 9 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:02,560 Deck podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm settled up next to one Pat 10 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:07,519 Hickey permission too, and joining us this evening is my baby sister, Ruby 11 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:11,000 Wren. What's up? What's up? Out of the concrete jungle and into 12 00:01:11,079 --> 00:01:17,519 the frying pan. We are here to talk about the whatever episode of Below 13 00:01:17,879 --> 00:01:23,200 Deck. Now. Public service announcement. If you're listening to this on the 14 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:29,079 bad TV feed, we have another podcast show continuing to roll out. Listen 15 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:32,519 to that. Tell your friends, Tell your family, and another podcast show 16 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:36,959 is a show called another podcast show. It's a show called another podcast show. 17 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:41,040 You'll see it in the feed. Me and Pat Gavin goof about whatever. 18 00:01:42,799 --> 00:01:47,920 Join us at Patreon for ad free episodes. No pachanga casino resort, 19 00:01:48,239 --> 00:01:53,120 none of that. No scientology ads and listen. We're not big advocates of 20 00:01:53,159 --> 00:01:57,079 scientology, but we can't help if they broke our dynamic reads into our show. 21 00:01:57,120 --> 00:02:00,159 There's nothing we can do about that. You're If you're on Patreon, 22 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:04,879 you get the three of our three of us covering the Valley yep which is 23 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:09,560 amazing and also an additional another podcast show, PMZ Galore. We're gonna start 24 00:02:09,599 --> 00:02:14,800 checking videos up there. Go to patreon dot com Slash another podcast network. 25 00:02:14,879 --> 00:02:17,840 So Ruby is joining us this evening. You have not been watching the season 26 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:23,759 religiously? Correct? Have you? How much did you watch today? Six 27 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:28,400 episodes? Unbelievable. You didn't have to do that. She didn't need to, 28 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:30,599 Sure did She did not need to. That's a professional right there. 29 00:02:30,639 --> 00:02:34,840 But what are your thoughts on the season so far? And why has been 30 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,919 the worst person you've ever seen on the show. It has been a fall 31 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:40,240 from grace like like no other. It's heartbreaking. I'm gonna start calling him 32 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:45,280 nipples. Nipples? Yeah, why is that? Because he has fat, 33 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:49,800 fucking massive salami nips And I know I shouldn't come after people again, not 34 00:02:49,879 --> 00:02:55,280 a ten, but ruby go ahead, Okay, yeah, it was heartbreaking 35 00:02:55,319 --> 00:02:59,159 to see. I'm not sure why any There are a lot of people on 36 00:02:59,159 --> 00:03:02,919 this boat that are traffic and behavior that everybody in their individual lives would say, 37 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:07,000 this is horrific behavior. But for some reason people are like, no, 38 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,759 no, no, stop your being mean. You're being mean. I 39 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:13,560 love Carrie. I think this new chef is going to be just a blast 40 00:03:13,599 --> 00:03:15,159 and a half. Maybe he's so old though, he's one hundred and nine 41 00:03:16,039 --> 00:03:22,080 and yeah, I'm I'm I enjoyed the binge watching I did today. Good, 42 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,080 well, thank you for doing that. How many pots would you give 43 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:30,960 it? Sixty one sixty one knots in sea rat years. Our new chef, 44 00:03:30,039 --> 00:03:32,199 Nick is one hundred and nine years old. That's right, he's too 45 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:35,719 old to be a c rat. He is according to that he is too 46 00:03:35,719 --> 00:03:38,159 old to be a sea rat. But it's nice to have him. I'm 47 00:03:38,199 --> 00:03:44,080 excited to go over the Feast of the Seven Fishes. Unbelievable performance by Nick. 48 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,360 Very difficult thing to pull off, pulled it off. What is it? 49 00:03:47,439 --> 00:03:51,280 In spades? What do you say? Is that it? What does 50 00:03:51,319 --> 00:03:53,719 that mean? Don't know? Did good? Just did good? Did good? 51 00:03:53,800 --> 00:04:01,400 What's the word? Like? In the so Ben continues to escalate and 52 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:09,639 go up the flagpole. He is not just the most revolting person on this 53 00:04:09,719 --> 00:04:13,120 season, but I think that he's kind of carving out a spot on the 54 00:04:13,159 --> 00:04:18,079 pantheon of Sea rats. Sea rats in the entire legacy of this show is 55 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:21,639 lovely to see that. I'll go down. Also, Barbie, you know, 56 00:04:21,759 --> 00:04:26,319 God love you get your therapist as soon as humanly possible. Let's root 57 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:29,279 out some of that dad stuff. And also to Barbie's dad, if you're 58 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:36,319 listening, you know who knows you're one of these you know capitalists, you 59 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:40,040 know, old rich guys. So you may pop out another kid. You'll 60 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:42,920 be too tired to do what you've done to Barbie, but lay off a 61 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:48,000 little bit, okay, just let them become women. Four pots? Yeah, 62 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,959 all right. I enjoyed the episode. I think it was episode thirteen 63 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:55,680 or something. We're rounding out the season here, still very entertaining. I 64 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:59,480 will say some of the drama that I thought would be with Frasier as the 65 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,879 Chiefs, He's kind of been in the background this season, I think because 66 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:06,839 everybody else is just that awful yep, Captain Carrey. I put in a 67 00:05:06,879 --> 00:05:11,920 request to review him if we do get him. And that's a word that 68 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:14,839 was supposed to be interview. Thank you. What did I say, review? 69 00:05:14,959 --> 00:05:17,040 Oh, interview him? Yeah. Yeah, but well we'll review him 70 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:19,399 as well. Well. We reveal him every week. Yeah, and he's 71 00:05:19,439 --> 00:05:23,879 passing with spades. But if he comes in here to talk to us, 72 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:26,639 I know that Captain Lee wants to chat with him as well, so we'll 73 00:05:26,639 --> 00:05:31,800 make sure that happens. Yeah. Anyway, I can't stand the guests. 74 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:36,319 They're very annoying. I hate yelp as a business. To be an elite 75 00:05:36,399 --> 00:05:43,079 Yelper is to wear a scarlet letter that you've put on yourself in a very 76 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:46,439 proud way, and it's some of the most delusional. But if you're in 77 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:51,639 metropolitan life, yeah, i'd agree with that. Dylan leaving five hundred and 78 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:56,720 sixty reviews for every Thai restaurant in the Bay Area. I mean, I 79 00:05:56,759 --> 00:06:00,600 don't who wait, sorry, so you go to a restaurant and then you 80 00:06:00,639 --> 00:06:08,920 have to write about that. That's just go though and then and then don't 81 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:12,000 write anything. Yeah, but you want to be elite, don't you. 82 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:17,439 No? No, anyway, I actually have high hopes for Nick. I 83 00:06:17,639 --> 00:06:20,000 love that there's an older guy in there, and he's not old. Come 84 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:24,800 on course, we've had Bosun's talk. Think about Gary gross. Gary. 85 00:06:25,279 --> 00:06:29,879 Gary might be thirty six, but he looks every forty seven. Yeah, 86 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:31,519 and he's gross too, Nick. I think's great. By the way, 87 00:06:32,199 --> 00:06:34,759 I thought he was going to be like one of these fake resume guys, 88 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:40,600 given the fact that he didn't bother read that preference sheet meeting saying that they 89 00:06:40,639 --> 00:06:44,160 wanted a seafood spread. Yeah, but anyway, he came through on that 90 00:06:44,199 --> 00:06:47,240 dinner service completely enjoyable. Fifty knots. All right, So I want to 91 00:06:47,279 --> 00:06:50,600 apologize. Last week a fan let us know that we had completely glossed over 92 00:06:51,959 --> 00:07:00,319 the fact that Kyle has a an artillery weapon hanging from his waist. We 93 00:07:00,399 --> 00:07:02,319 completely Kickstan. I think I might have said that. Did you say he's 94 00:07:02,319 --> 00:07:05,800 got a hog like in earlier episodes? Oh? Okayeah, Because one time, 95 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:09,800 because they've kind of gotten away from it for a while, they were 96 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,639 showing him what a party freak is and how he likes to get drunk and 97 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:15,519 naked, and every time they'd blur him, the blur would go down to 98 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,839 the floor. It looks like something you'd have to save some kind of Greek 99 00:07:17,879 --> 00:07:23,600 princess from. M Oh, really scary stuff. It's quite a burden. 100 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:29,839 Yeah, it's quite a burden. So oh those two. Yeah, I 101 00:07:29,839 --> 00:07:31,600 was gonna say, did you guys catch the beginning of the episode With the 102 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:38,040 beginning establishing shot, it was the beach and then like a three legged dog 103 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:42,879 walks by the screen. Okay, that's a fucking thousand year old prophecy that 104 00:07:42,959 --> 00:07:47,120 says someone's gonna regret having had sex with somebody. When I saw the dog, 105 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:51,000 someone was gonna regret having sex with somebody. Yeah, is that like 106 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:55,519 a Celtic thing? I don't know it. We're in grenade, you know. 107 00:07:56,079 --> 00:08:01,240 Oh okay, So we wake up the next more and we're all in 108 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:05,800 our fields. Right, we've consummated this marriage and now we're slurping down watermelon 109 00:08:05,839 --> 00:08:11,319 together. Everything is fine, and the sea rats all paraded in and they 110 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:16,399 begin to poke, prod and tease about all the fucking that took place the 111 00:08:16,519 --> 00:08:22,000 night before. Now, Vampira, Vampire, I've really turned a corner on 112 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:30,319 Vampire. What was once a day walking introvert who was lovely has now turned 113 00:08:30,319 --> 00:08:35,759 into quite a caddy day walking vampire Who's lovely? The shots taken at Barbie 114 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:39,480 out of completely nowhere. It's just why do they have to be done? 115 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:43,759 It's like, why do you have to leave a restaurant and write on Yelp 116 00:08:43,799 --> 00:08:46,399 about it? Why do you have to say Barbie doesn't like working so she 117 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:50,919 wouldn't give a hand job. That's just completely unnecessary, sary, super mean 118 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,200 spirited. And Barbie does work, right, she does. We'll give that 119 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:58,559 to her. But Barbie's having the worst day of her life because she'd promised 120 00:08:58,559 --> 00:09:03,080 her dad, you know, before she came on the show that well, 121 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:07,840 she promised she wouldn't have sex, and now he's gonna be really bumped. 122 00:09:07,879 --> 00:09:11,759 Hey Dad, Okay, I need I need everyone to listen up. Your 123 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:13,600 father. Okay, do you mean a favor? Yeah? A little more 124 00:09:13,679 --> 00:09:18,440 love, just a little more, a little more love less control. Hold 125 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:20,639 on, let me give some context to this. So, and this is 126 00:09:20,679 --> 00:09:22,919 kind of an old bit from Patty. Dad didn't ask her not to have 127 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:30,000 sex. I believe it was don't have sex in a bathroom on team Yeah, 128 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:33,279 because you know, here's his workplace, Dad's office. This is coworker. 129 00:09:33,399 --> 00:09:35,360 Hey, you're Barbie's dad, right, interior. Yeah, he's like, 130 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:39,360 okay, Hey, you know, me and me and the wife love 131 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:41,480 your daughter. She's our favorite cast member. And I'll tell my wife the 132 00:09:41,519 --> 00:09:43,480 other day, I said, I have to watch the whole seat. I 133 00:09:43,519 --> 00:09:46,200 said, there's no way she's gonna have sex with that guy, right yeah. 134 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:48,480 And then my wife called me in the room last night. She says, 135 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:52,919 oh, she's banging. I'm standing up in the bathroom. I was 136 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,840 like, wow, yeah, yeah, anyway, love the show, right 137 00:09:56,240 --> 00:10:00,159 right, that's her dad having to deal with that at the office. She's 138 00:10:00,159 --> 00:10:03,480 got she's got a lot of elbow grease. That Barbie. I mean, 139 00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:07,320 you really raised a worker. I don't know why that Dave vampire said she 140 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:13,720 doesn't work. That's crazy. Hey, thanks for thanks for chatting. Now, 141 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:18,960 good talk. So I don't know what this guy's name is. The 142 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:24,919 top chef Arise arrives, but at this point I didn't know what his name 143 00:10:24,039 --> 00:10:26,320 was, Like they showed him on screen for such a long time. I 144 00:10:26,399 --> 00:10:30,320 had no idea who was I just I just put new chef, new chef. 145 00:10:30,399 --> 00:10:33,039 Hey, can I get into the Barbie Kyle stuff? I have like 146 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:37,120 more hacky material to this sift. Oh okay, really quickly before you do. 147 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:41,759 Uh. Obviously, he does walk on to the boat, accompanied by 148 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:46,080 the Sketchers rap that has become, you know, the Sketcher's commercial rap, 149 00:10:46,399 --> 00:10:50,159 like you're watching a Sketcher's commercial, and then the rap that we've heard all 150 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:56,279 season long plays, and they should keep it going, quite frankly, because 151 00:10:56,279 --> 00:10:58,360 I think it's absolutely hilarious. Right, So let me so, Dylan's referring 152 00:10:58,399 --> 00:11:01,639 to the music, the Royalty Free music that plays. Now, some new 153 00:11:01,679 --> 00:11:05,240 producers came in to kind of charge some new energy. How much the top, 154 00:11:05,879 --> 00:11:11,519 So this music was chosen from a list on Pond five Royalty Bomb five 155 00:11:11,919 --> 00:11:16,600 called motivational hip hop. Yeah, yeah, that's what this music. It's 156 00:11:16,639 --> 00:11:18,960 absolutely absurd. Yeah, and it kind of takes me out of the show, 157 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,480 to be honest. So let's get back to now. Okay, well, 158 00:11:22,559 --> 00:11:24,399 not out I was going to get to because all right, So Kyle 159 00:11:24,519 --> 00:11:28,440 notes he was persistent because at this point, Kyle doesn't know that he's being 160 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:33,919 looked upon as a as buyer's remorse. Okay, she banged him all night, 161 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,559 right, so he's kind of bragging he got what he wanted. The 162 00:11:35,679 --> 00:11:39,759 problem is it was drunken sex, Okay, and The problem with that is 163 00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:45,360 it's sex equivalent to the drunken taco bello order. Sounds good at the time, 164 00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:48,480 you know, you order twenty seven orders. It's one am. You 165 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:52,600 want it right, and what's the next day filled with well, diarrhea and 166 00:11:52,639 --> 00:11:56,600 regret. What eventually happens when you eat a case so rito and a half 167 00:11:58,279 --> 00:12:01,159 is that you have to exercise the case erito and a half. That's never 168 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:07,159 fun. But big umbridge I have I don't think that Kyle boasted about this 169 00:12:07,279 --> 00:12:09,320 at all, and I think one of the most frustrating things about this episode 170 00:12:09,759 --> 00:12:16,039 was that Borrow the camera to us. He was telling us he'd waited, 171 00:12:16,159 --> 00:12:20,559 he was patient. But I don't think he spilled any tea about any genitals 172 00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:22,440 or anything like that to the sea rats either, not at all. At 173 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:28,159 worst, he was putting in an uncomfortable position of being in locations where people 174 00:12:28,159 --> 00:12:30,279 were rausing him, and then he smiled, no, no, no, 175 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:33,879 Barbie's out of line here. Okay, this is your problem, Barbie. 176 00:12:33,039 --> 00:12:39,600 Barbie is in a whirlwind of father complex stuff. Ye, she's acting completely 177 00:12:39,679 --> 00:12:41,840 irrationally. We'll think about that call from her sister later. That didn't help 178 00:12:41,879 --> 00:12:45,559 out here. Oh well, well her, I cannot wait to talk to 179 00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:50,120 her sister because you know, listen, we'll get into get ready for those 180 00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:54,399 rows. There's more, there's more to go into with that stuff. So 181 00:12:54,440 --> 00:13:01,799 Ben heads down, picks up his phone, sees an Instagram story of Camille 182 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:05,519 with a gummy bear flume in front of her, and this is there is 183 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:11,000 so much here. There is a toll stoy amount of stuff right here. 184 00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:16,120 So the whole thing comes across like he was he had found a picture of 185 00:13:16,399 --> 00:13:26,159 his long lost white female rap lover in some addict, but it wasn't that. 186 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:31,320 It was a social media post that he posted himself in response to the 187 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:37,080 question what is your favorite snack? On charter? So there's so much? 188 00:13:37,679 --> 00:13:46,000 So one just work? Why are you doing? Because I've seen these series 189 00:13:46,039 --> 00:13:50,720 that he does where he lets he answers all these questions from fans. You're 190 00:13:50,759 --> 00:13:54,840 literally on a boat. Get back to work. Second thing, which is 191 00:13:54,879 --> 00:14:01,799 a little problematic, you're currently having sex with somebody who lives in the next 192 00:14:01,919 --> 00:14:07,559 room over. So how could you say to camera over and over and over 193 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:13,759 again, eye roll women. I just don't understand them. Look at what 194 00:14:13,799 --> 00:14:16,840 they make me do. Well, we're very different. I'm not making excuses 195 00:14:16,879 --> 00:14:20,039 for the pig. I've ben Ben, but at the tell end of this 196 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,519 episode, when he lets her go, I mean, now, will we 197 00:14:22,679 --> 00:14:26,960 kind of frame if they she chooses to come back and sleep with him? 198 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:30,960 Can we now say it's kind of on you? Yeah? Of course yea. 199 00:14:31,519 --> 00:14:37,120 And Sonny Sonny is in a she it breaks my heart because she approaches 200 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:41,320 Ben with this kind of and we'll see it later the full plight of gaslighting. 201 00:14:41,799 --> 00:14:48,399 But she's very timid when she approaches Ben, and she's not that she 202 00:14:48,559 --> 00:14:54,919 is Quebec Wah warrior princess lead deckhand. So I don't know what those Pepperoni 203 00:14:54,000 --> 00:15:01,320 nips have. They have some kind of cosmic hypnotizing power, the way a 204 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:05,240 pendulum would. But yeah, it's sad. She's also beautiful, so beautiful, 205 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:09,000 unbelievably beautiful. And I don't get it. If I've been following his 206 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:15,200 Instagram as I have, I believe he was posting pictures like of them at 207 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:22,320 Christmas. Sonny, Sonny, don't all we can do is make fun of 208 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:28,600 you and ridicule you hereafter because it's it's just so obvious. So we get 209 00:15:28,639 --> 00:15:31,080 to Barbie and Dad, Well, I was gonna say is that this one 210 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:35,519 Barbie tells Kyle to keep his mouth shut. Yeah, it was. It 211 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:39,720 was very countess like, yeah, you know what I mean. The problem 212 00:15:39,919 --> 00:15:43,480 is, uh, we all saw you fuck that pirate and then uh, 213 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:48,240 despite the fact that you said it in French, we can you know, 214 00:15:48,399 --> 00:15:52,200 uh yeah, oh the countess always keeps him all shut and you should do 215 00:15:56,360 --> 00:16:00,840 yeah, yeah, well what you don't want? What you don't want to 216 00:16:00,879 --> 00:16:06,720 be. He's going, Oh my god, it's really bad. He's going 217 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:12,679 to throw up right now. His face is so red. Okay, okay, 218 00:16:12,759 --> 00:16:23,399 okay, this camera just take take a second. No, no, 219 00:16:23,799 --> 00:16:29,279 take a second, and don't die. What Pat just went through is akin 220 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:36,600 to the Chinese performer in the Prestige, somebody that sacrifices for their art. 221 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:42,240 Now I'm back. Okay, oh dear, okay, Barbie, you're on 222 00:16:42,279 --> 00:16:45,120 a television show. Dad's clearly going to see the had sex. All right. 223 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,960 I want to ask Barbie this, Barbie, I know you're listening, 224 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:52,120 just admit it. Did you ask producers if they'd edit that up? I 225 00:16:52,159 --> 00:16:53,480 want to know, because that sounds like something Barbi would do. That's a 226 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:57,960 great Cuebie if you did kind of a diss because who is. Why would 227 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,120 you be so delusional as to think they would be like, of course we'll 228 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:07,200 Barbie's spicy. Yeah, Barbie, Listen, when we when we see Sea 229 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:11,039 Reds having sex, we we ask ourselves should we show it or should we 230 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:19,039 not? You know, that was me eating cheese. So Barbie is flaming 231 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:22,240 Kyle a little bit. There's a lot of misunderstanding here. I'm sure Kyle, 232 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:26,200 Kyle and Barbie have worked this out, you know, posthumously. But 233 00:17:29,039 --> 00:17:32,759 you you can clearly see that Barbie's father, who is not a Nazi. 234 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:37,039 Let's just make that clear. He is not a Nazi, definitely not has 235 00:17:38,079 --> 00:17:47,039 done untold maybe not untold, but unintended harm to his daughter. To see 236 00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:53,880 someone go into a mental panic the way that Barbie is going through, it's 237 00:17:55,000 --> 00:18:00,319 clearly you know it's a it's the claws are in a little bit too deep. 238 00:18:00,599 --> 00:18:03,640 I have to say, if Elliott told me that's my daughter, she's 239 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:06,880 going on below deck, I'd be like, don't do anything. Stupid. 240 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:11,440 Yeah, I would not be happy. And then stupid isn't having sex with 241 00:18:11,599 --> 00:18:15,880 such It's it's inferred or implied, right, So here's what I would say. 242 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,079 Yeah, but you should be worried about that, not because Daddy will 243 00:18:18,079 --> 00:18:22,400 be sad with you, because your whole life is then going to be full 244 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:23,920 of people saying, oh my god, I watched you fuck on TV. 245 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,920 Right, that is what should drive the fear. It shouldn't be instant panic 246 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:33,240 because Daddy is going to be disappointed. So Sonny sees the story that Ben 247 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:38,079 posted what's your favorite snack on Charter her she's not even on the boat, 248 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:44,400 and she is crestfallen because it's a piece of shit thing to do to someone 249 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:51,200 that you are fucking. And this is the problem with young men and older 250 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:56,480 men who are pigs and sex addicts. For men to not go through life. 251 00:18:56,680 --> 00:19:00,400 And again, when you're young, maybe you don't really grab this. 252 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,400 You don't you don't grasp the grist. So you've been with your lovely wife 253 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:06,680 since you were really young. I know you mixed it up a little bit. 254 00:19:06,839 --> 00:19:10,519 Yeah sure, but me being a guy in your twenties and fellow travelers, 255 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,319 you do not understand what you're doing to another person, and so you 256 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:18,039 have it done to you. But there's a dynamic with women where sex with 257 00:19:18,319 --> 00:19:23,039 women on the whole means more than it does to men. Yes, for 258 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:33,200 most. So to completely fail to grasp that and to post stories the way 259 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:38,440 that Ben did at his age is psych full blown psychotic. To me, 260 00:19:38,839 --> 00:19:44,000 it's mean. It's mean. I don't care that you're not dating, you're 261 00:19:44,039 --> 00:19:48,799 having sex with her. It's psychotic behavior. I agree. A gummy bear 262 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:52,759 flume man. Okay, So Paris brings up the whole Instagram thing. He 263 00:19:52,799 --> 00:19:59,319 says he didn't do anything wrong, and it's time for a prefrid shape Manday. 264 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,160 We can't move on until you yell, so we'll take it again. 265 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:07,240 I didn't know I was supposed to. Okay, sorry, it's time for 266 00:20:07,319 --> 00:20:29,279 a prefriend sheet may Day. Thank you. So Alex Taylor elite yelper wants 267 00:20:29,319 --> 00:20:37,960 a memorable vacation okay, likes instagrammable food and the craziest request of them all. 268 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:44,680 They would like octopus nachos. They're going on a chocolate tour. They 269 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:49,720 want a Caribbean Christmas theme, and they want dinner one night that ends exactly 270 00:20:51,559 --> 00:20:53,319 at twelve o'clock. All right, let's break down the game film. Alex 271 00:20:53,559 --> 00:20:56,480 works at Yelp. Okay, Alex, where can I leave a review for 272 00:20:56,599 --> 00:21:00,720 Yelp? Because U assholes? Call me Dan night you email me. I've 273 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:03,279 asked you, I don't want your advertising. You can shove it up your 274 00:21:03,319 --> 00:21:07,519 ass. You guys do not have a contact number, a phone number on 275 00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:11,839 your website, nowhere to find it. I've owned companies where people, our 276 00:21:11,839 --> 00:21:15,119 competitors had left me one star review. I can't reach out to anyone. 277 00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:18,400 I hate you. I will never advertise with you, and if I could, 278 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:23,200 I would leave zero stars for you. But Yelp doesn't have a Yelp. 279 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:27,119 You guys are so predatory and annoying. Literally, I should show you. 280 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:32,079 They call me twice a day from San Francisco. Yeah, hey, 281 00:21:32,079 --> 00:21:34,400 it's Lauren, and I said, stop calling me. I don't want it. 282 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:38,240 I don't want your fucking advertising. Let's move on to the next thing. 283 00:21:38,279 --> 00:21:45,319 Alex loves Instagram food. Why what are they advertising and why would they 284 00:21:45,319 --> 00:21:48,960 ever call? It's a complete conflict of interest. So what you can buy 285 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:52,240 advertising? Say you're a fucking cookie store, yelp, you can buy advertising 286 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:56,920 from them. They'll put an ad right over other people's cookie stores, right 287 00:21:56,960 --> 00:22:02,640 over there. It's how Crumble blew up. And they have good cookies, 288 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,240 right you eat Grumble cookies? Yes? I do? Wow? Do you 289 00:22:06,279 --> 00:22:10,240 really I do. What's your favorite grumble? The blueberry one? Oh wow, 290 00:22:10,759 --> 00:22:12,279 not what I would have thought at all. I love blueberry. Oh 291 00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:17,799 dude, I'm a big fan of blueberry and confectioneries. My three favorite pop 292 00:22:17,839 --> 00:22:19,839 tarts. Cherry is number one, but blueberry is a close second, and 293 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:23,960 I don't know what the third isberry. No, it's the no strawberry can 294 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:29,759 fuck off. It's the mixed berry. You remember the crazy one. When 295 00:22:29,759 --> 00:22:33,519 we were kids CW Saturday Morning Cartoons Nickelodeon, every time I saw that pop 296 00:22:33,559 --> 00:22:36,359 dart, I'd flip out. I'd be like, Mom, We've got to 297 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:42,839 get this. It's the purple frosting with the green squiggly Oh my god. 298 00:22:44,079 --> 00:22:45,960 Maybe Leween asked, all right, let me keep going here. Alex loves 299 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,880 Instagram food, so he's also a toolbag. He and Jill's Aaron should mate. 300 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,960 They make the world's most annoying children. Okay, they're going to head 301 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,079 to that chocolate tour if I got that right? For a chocolate tour? 302 00:22:56,319 --> 00:23:00,920 Do they want to visit the Hoover Dam and eat some Anderson's soup after that? 303 00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:06,039 You? Basic? Basic, basic people, forgive me. It's the 304 00:23:06,039 --> 00:23:12,799 wild berried that is that memory trigged. Yep. That's uh. The pat 305 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:19,079 the only the only redeeming, not quality, but thing on this piece of 306 00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:25,920 paper about this horrific group of people is that no one has asked to be 307 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,920 called a king or queen. That's that's it. That's the only thing. 308 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,319 Yeah. And by the way, I love how the last charter guests after 309 00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:34,000 they blew us off for the first interview, she reached out, Hey, 310 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:37,599 hey, can we come on Monday? Fuck off? Yeah? Sorry, 311 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:41,480 queen, sorry, queen, sorry, queen, You're not allowed in this 312 00:23:41,599 --> 00:23:44,680 kingdom. And do you do that in your real life? I just want 313 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:48,839 to know, and I want you to know that I want you to take 314 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:53,440 several seats and that that chocolateur was amazing, Sure it was. I loved 315 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:57,680 that chocolateur. I thought it was so fun. Because Grenade is known for 316 00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:02,359 its chocolate. I bet they are. I bet some really expensive chocolate comes 317 00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,000 from Grenada. Okay, okay, So Fraser and Barbie have a chat. 318 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:11,839 You know, we don't want to slam a Freudian anvil over and over again. 319 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:18,039 But Fraser is very very sweet to her throughout this, and Kyle looks 320 00:24:18,039 --> 00:24:22,440 on at Barbie crying. I have the transcript that what Fraser said, I 321 00:24:22,519 --> 00:24:26,319 won't do the accent, but this is what do the accent. I can't 322 00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:29,039 just try in the beginning and see if it will carry you way through. 323 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:33,519 We're all fuck ups perfect. I think some podcasts call us sea rats. 324 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:37,960 So lift up that chin and put a smile on it and save the crying 325 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:42,119 for when your dad sees the episode. Wow, wow, you are a 326 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:48,720 thespian. Amazing. I didn't know if that was you or Hugh Grant. 327 00:24:51,039 --> 00:24:56,559 Really good, thanks man, Yeah that means a lot. So let's get 328 00:24:56,599 --> 00:25:00,400 to the sunny and no. Nick goes through the the galley really quickly and 329 00:25:00,559 --> 00:25:04,200 says, it's in the You know, we've discussed top three favorite pop darts. 330 00:25:04,279 --> 00:25:08,000 These are the top three worst galleys he's ever seen. And Anthony, 331 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,440 you know, we were very kid gloves with Anthony, and I think the 332 00:25:11,519 --> 00:25:18,440 season faltered. I feel odd because more sea rats are listening, and I 333 00:25:18,519 --> 00:25:23,759 feel like I want to unleash. But Anthony was such a sweetheart and his 334 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:29,279 uncle is banging his wife and all that stuff. Anthony was as close to 335 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,680 useless as you can be while still being a good chef. That's right. 336 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:36,000 He was very incompetent, competent, and Dylan and I I think will pull 337 00:25:36,079 --> 00:25:38,640 back if you're nice while being incompetent, right, And that's what took place 338 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,079 there. All I made fun of was his uncle fucking his wife right, 339 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:45,599 right, right hard. We did that every episode. I could have gone 340 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:48,319 way hard, right right right right. So now he's gone, and he 341 00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:52,960 should have been gone, and the and I discussed it when we first saw 342 00:25:53,000 --> 00:26:00,799 him. But the marker of a an an unprofessional, for an inexperienced chef 343 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:10,599 is sloppiness and a lack of organization because real chefs, talented chefs have to 344 00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:15,039 the demand of what they're doing is so high that if things are sloppy, 345 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,319 they literally can't do their job. So it's just ingrained in them to be 346 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:23,519 very organized. To go in and have mold everywhere, you're just not a 347 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:27,119 serious person. Okay, By the way, I should remind you. When 348 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:30,720 Captain Kerrey gave him the axe, he said, he goes, you can 349 00:26:30,759 --> 00:26:36,400 you can leave? What are you talking about? I'm getting fired. Well, 350 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:40,440 once he accepted he's getting fired, he told Captain Krey that he was 351 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,440 Rather than just leave, he wanted he felt a duty to clean the kitchen 352 00:26:42,599 --> 00:26:48,759 oh wow, yep, so there was there is still mold. It was 353 00:26:48,799 --> 00:26:52,880 a biohazard. It's what kills me. It was a legit biohazard. John 354 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:59,559 Taffer would be pissed. What are you doing? So let's get to the 355 00:26:59,599 --> 00:27:06,359 Sonny and ben Chat reminder. He is vile. Also starts a conversation off 356 00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:10,880 by saying, I am who I am? He said, that's me Darling 357 00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:22,599 m okay, So I'm sorry. It just makes me ill. Okay, 358 00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:30,839 so he says that they addressed this Instagram story thing. He says, that's 359 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:41,640 me Darling okay, which implies no desire to change, no accountability, the 360 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:45,279 behavior of a fucking sex ada. I get quite frankly, but you could 361 00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:48,000 argue this is one of those times where you say, what a person shows 362 00:27:48,039 --> 00:27:51,200 you who they are, Believe them right, he's telling her, and I 363 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,759 believe. He continues on by saying, if she hooks up with him moving 364 00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:59,240 forward, let's acknowledge that it's it's coming with no attaching. This is my 365 00:27:59,279 --> 00:28:02,799 favorite part. Well, he says, it's always something with you. Oh 366 00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:08,680 what world are we living in? Has she been remotely anything to you? 367 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:15,640 No, she's lingy nothing, she's been She's approached you when you've been rubbing 368 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:19,440 down other women and she's approached you when you posted that your favorite snack was 369 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:23,319 a person who was sucking down a gummy bear. Fluman wasn't on the boat. 370 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:27,319 Okay. So Sonny is not a stage five clinger. She is not 371 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,920 always up to something. It's me, darling, go fuck yourself. So 372 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:40,359 the best part is the breakup where he goes, you know this is over, 373 00:28:41,799 --> 00:28:48,640 but were we to have sex again, I'd be okay with that, 374 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:53,039 but it's still over. I mean, just such a tepid half measure. 375 00:28:53,799 --> 00:28:56,920 You know. I want my cake and I want to eat it too, 376 00:28:57,039 --> 00:29:00,559 and I want to post about other cake when ever I can't. He also 377 00:29:00,599 --> 00:29:07,160 said, excuse me, I'd be pretty hurt if I was Sonny, because 378 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,839 he says I was never really into her. I don't have the feels for 379 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:17,160 her. Great. Yeah, and there's another Hey, lou you with that 380 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:18,960 pirate. But then what happened that night where you brought all those guys home? 381 00:29:19,119 --> 00:29:23,400 Oh? I told him, don't ever talk. The Countess never talks. 382 00:29:25,279 --> 00:29:27,640 Don't say anything. I always lie. I always keep the lie. 383 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:33,160 Dude, you will do pirate? Okay? What and what's your daughter up 384 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:38,920 to my daughter. I don't know. I'm the countess here that let me 385 00:29:40,039 --> 00:29:47,599 replay in Vegas next week. I got you under my thumb. I've got 386 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:52,440 you. Oh my god, don't hurt yourself. That was really good again, 387 00:29:53,839 --> 00:29:59,039 thank you, dear Oh I love it so poor Sonny convinced that she 388 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:03,400 is now toxic, heads down to chat with Paris. You were with a 389 00:30:04,319 --> 00:30:07,640 piece of shit with massive nipples. There's nothing wrong with you, and you 390 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:11,519 are so fucking gorgeous. You'll be fine. We had to bed, and 391 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:15,640 now Barbie and Kyle are imploding. Can I just ask you, guys a 392 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:19,880 quick question about the Barbie Kyle thing. Yeah, one of your favorites. 393 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:26,319 What if the roles were reversed? What if? What if Kyle was going 394 00:30:26,359 --> 00:30:30,799 around saying the things that Barbie is saying. Well, we do have an 395 00:30:30,799 --> 00:30:37,039 example of that. It's Ben in Sunny. He's completely rejecting her. I 396 00:30:37,359 --> 00:30:40,279 don't play if the roles are reversed. I think it's a silly game because 397 00:30:40,279 --> 00:30:42,240 I believe in gender norms. Okay, No, Dylan's right, Dylan can 398 00:30:45,039 --> 00:30:48,599 yeah if call me KOOKI it's a fucking nut bag. It is insane that 399 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:52,400 she like I feel as though she's again it's mean, We're being mean, 400 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:56,000 We're being mean. But Barbie is coming from a she's slush. Well, 401 00:30:56,079 --> 00:31:00,839 she's coming from a psychological wounded dungeon. So I can't really, I can't. 402 00:31:00,839 --> 00:31:07,200 You know, these are these are for forgiven crimes. So what could 403 00:31:07,279 --> 00:31:11,240 Ben do the next morning besides go out on deck and single Sonny out for 404 00:31:11,799 --> 00:31:17,160 wearing air pods? You're a sniveling worm. First off, I quit. 405 00:31:17,519 --> 00:31:19,519 I can't wear I can't listen to my favorite podcast while I wipe off a 406 00:31:19,599 --> 00:31:22,519 fucking window. Why do I have to Why do we have to communicate I'm 407 00:31:22,519 --> 00:31:26,640 wipping, I'm wiping bird shit off the rail? What what am I supposed 408 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:30,200 to talk to Dylan about? When I worked at North American Insurance, the 409 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:33,839 only thing that had me thinking I was going to quit they sent out like 410 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:37,440 an office mandate that we were all listening to our radios too much and that 411 00:31:37,519 --> 00:31:38,559 we might have to turn them off while we worked. And I was like, 412 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,319 no, I'm not a robot. I need my stern in the morning. 413 00:31:41,359 --> 00:31:45,920 That morning radio exists. Morning radio, you know. People always say 414 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:49,119 that the church is the opiate of the masses. Morning radio is the opiate 415 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:55,279 of the masses. This is true. If you cannot hear Ryan Seacrest in 416 00:31:55,400 --> 00:32:05,000 trapping a cheater at eight fifteen in the morning, you'll kill yourself. So 417 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:09,720 that's not enough. Numbers doesn't matter. Make it work. So the meal 418 00:32:09,839 --> 00:32:16,279 gets going, and we get a little bit about Michelin stars at the Ritz. 419 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:20,599 We'll see what he can do soon. But we get to pour Barbie. 420 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:27,640 Barbie, Kyle has done not okay, the only the only wrong foot 421 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:31,200 that Kyle has placed in this whole thing is showing Ben the texts from the 422 00:32:31,279 --> 00:32:36,400 night before. That's true, very true. But but he hadn't done any 423 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:40,839 of that before. She was right. But again, dead horse. We're 424 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:47,880 dealing with deeper issues here, wounds wounds, so and we're not We're not 425 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:53,960 implying any any abuse or anything like that. There's just a coddling that takes 426 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:58,960 place that ruins the mind. You know, I've seen it before. And 427 00:32:59,039 --> 00:33:01,640 friends, you know, you say you say something untoward about somebody's mother, 428 00:33:01,799 --> 00:33:05,799 and all of a sudden we're at well, that's not a good example. 429 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:09,079 I have one about someone's dog. Yeah, you're done, you know those 430 00:33:09,079 --> 00:33:12,400 are Then then we can all admit, you know, come on. Yeah, 431 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,279 you're saying that if somebody talked about your animals, you'll fly off a 432 00:33:15,319 --> 00:33:20,640 handle on that psychotic Yeah yeah, okay, so we let's get to these 433 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:23,119 jerk offs. Yeah, the the yelp elites and the foodies. Okay, 434 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:27,920 self described, keep it one hundred, I leave five stars. That kind 435 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,720 of plays once again. Yeah, and these are the idiots that take great 436 00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:36,640 pride in having reviewed every single place the guy Fieri has traveled on diner strive 437 00:33:36,839 --> 00:33:42,359 and dives onion rings. Little Soggy loved the foot long chili dog. Yeah, 438 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,480 I love I love how they even uh started taking pictures of a tray 439 00:33:45,519 --> 00:33:51,960 of sliced watermelon. Where will you post that They go to restaurants and sit 440 00:33:52,079 --> 00:33:53,759 down at the airport and do this. They sit down and they do this 441 00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:58,440 at airports. And we know that, we do know that if they've left 442 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:01,799 that many reviews, they have have to have reviewed. Thank god, it's 443 00:34:01,799 --> 00:34:12,440 Fridays at o Hair, at O'Hare or at Charlotte. They've reviewed bud Jangles 444 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:19,519 at Charlotte. This this is food. Lots of people ate Bojangles while I 445 00:34:19,559 --> 00:34:22,760 was there. I'm sure bo Jangles is delicious. You couldn't I took it 446 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:27,760 on the plane. Well, you can't take food onto planes? Was eating? 447 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,719 Does it? You don't ask me to not eat for any period of 448 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,920 time more than ninety minutes. Won't do it, can't do it. Need 449 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:37,239 a meal. Yeah, what's the stinkiest thing you've brought on a plane? 450 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,480 You think I'm not? I am very, very very conscious. I would 451 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:45,599 not do something stinky. It's typically like a wrap or like a salad with 452 00:34:45,639 --> 00:34:49,320 a very non offensive dressing. Okay, it's not some kind of vinagrette. 453 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:53,519 Yeah, it would never be like a cream based something probably you know what. 454 00:34:53,559 --> 00:34:57,519 I got a Caesar salad once and I did not open it because I 455 00:34:57,559 --> 00:35:00,000 was like, this is offensive. Okay, all right, because I was 456 00:35:00,039 --> 00:35:04,920 worried that you you walk through TSA with two grilled cheeses from in and out. 457 00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:07,239 I would never do that, and somebody the entire plane would smell like 458 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:10,159 spread and it would be rude because you didn't bring enough for your neighbors. 459 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:14,639 No, and neighbors want in and out. Maybe it's a treat, so 460 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:20,559 we get to lunch the seafood spread the Yeah, Fraser is not happy with 461 00:35:20,679 --> 00:35:23,880 Nick. There aren't enough prise evidently, and he's not wowed a phrase pretty 462 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:29,639 bitchy and also phrase, let's let's cut this off at the pass, right, 463 00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:34,159 Like, if you don't see that there's a seafood spread out, why 464 00:35:34,159 --> 00:35:37,239 are we waiting until we're bringing the food up? Talking about? All right? 465 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,840 So I'm with Fraser. I'm trying to think that he's trying to balance 466 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:45,159 out micromanaging verse. You got hired. Yeah, let's see what you got, 467 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,519 right, But I'd argue at some point you probably should have checked in 468 00:35:47,559 --> 00:35:52,639 with him today. Yeah, so it's kind of his chiefs do. That's 469 00:35:52,679 --> 00:35:55,639 right, chiefs do. It's a hard game to play bitches, all right, 470 00:35:55,719 --> 00:36:01,599 So the guests head out, Fraser compliment the gay one on his shorts, 471 00:36:01,639 --> 00:36:06,159 and he turns around and says, thanks, it's gonna get really weird 472 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:09,000 later. Oh sorry, dal, So should we mention that Kerry did check 473 00:36:09,039 --> 00:36:13,840 on chef Nick? And then he quick quickly puts some scallops? Sorry, 474 00:36:14,079 --> 00:36:19,920 I am on PCP right now. Of course we should talk about okay, 475 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:24,559 So on Angel, at some point I got a promotion at weather Vane Seafoods 476 00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:29,280 from dishwasher to the broiler, and I used to make those scallops. They 477 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,119 are so easy. You put a little plate down, you put like some 478 00:36:31,199 --> 00:36:35,679 scallops there, little breadcrumbs on top, a little butter. You throw it 479 00:36:35,679 --> 00:36:37,880 in the broiler for I don't know two three and a half minutes. Yeah, 480 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,599 you got fucking scallops. They taste delicious, They melt in your mouth. 481 00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:43,880 He wasn't pulling the magic there. If Old Patty can do it, 482 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:50,639 I'm not impressed. Well the octopus nachos are served. Mister Holliday himself absolutely 483 00:36:50,679 --> 00:36:57,760 flips. The textural nightmare of even a well cooked puss on top of a 484 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:04,000 bed of chips is enough disgusted to make you want can't do it. You 485 00:37:04,039 --> 00:37:07,079 can't fucking do that. I want to see how much was left. I 486 00:37:07,119 --> 00:37:09,400 want to see if these pigs actually ate that lamb was served as well. 487 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:16,440 This is not that that that is I can't do those two foods. Can't 488 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:20,440 do puss because they came from Mars and they're too smart, right, I 489 00:37:20,519 --> 00:37:23,440 love puss. Can't do it anymore, can't do lamb too small, can't 490 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:27,760 do lamb. So me at that table, I'd be like, what one? 491 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,280 I can't eat the lamb too? Why are we putting puss on chips 492 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:36,599 right now? I mean it was just disgusted. So we had the love 493 00:37:36,639 --> 00:37:39,079 it. They love it. They lap it all up. This is when 494 00:37:39,079 --> 00:37:44,039 we get to the compliment about the shorts and the charter guest turns around and 495 00:37:44,039 --> 00:37:46,639 says, thanks. Things are gonna get weird later. So like Ruby like, 496 00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:51,760 so people like the way you dress. You're like goth Daria, right, 497 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:54,199 so people will come up to you invariably and go, hey, love 498 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:58,679 your boots or love your shirt? And what do you say? Thank you? 499 00:37:59,119 --> 00:38:06,840 Yep, thank thanks. It's going to get weird later. What could 500 00:38:07,039 --> 00:38:09,079 I think? Try to think of a time in which the response to that 501 00:38:09,119 --> 00:38:14,519 compliment would be that, and it would be okay, I'm so blown away 502 00:38:14,559 --> 00:38:19,119 that that was That was the fire returned. But Fraser liked it. Okay, 503 00:38:19,519 --> 00:38:22,079 talk about this chocolate place, Well you could try, Oh yeah, 504 00:38:22,119 --> 00:38:24,199 yeah yeah. I was not impressed. But I was thinking, they're ready 505 00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:27,800 to make chocolate. What do you What are you guys gonna do next? 506 00:38:28,159 --> 00:38:30,480 Head over to color me mine and paint some coffee mugs, you basics. 507 00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:32,960 Okay, So a couple of things. One, we have to do a 508 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,920 vlog where Pat smokes pot for the first time in a long time and he 509 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:42,039 goes to color my mind. Okay, done, color me Mine is a 510 00:38:42,079 --> 00:38:46,239 lovely place, especially when you're high. And two, I loved this chocolate 511 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:52,760 date. We have seen so many of the same things, that's true. 512 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:59,320 The snorkeling, the puda potties, the beaches, the three legged dogs, 513 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:05,480 the serene. We've seen it all. We've never seen a passionate man talking 514 00:39:05,559 --> 00:39:08,840 about the cacaalbi and I mean it's a miraculous and grading. We have also 515 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:15,000 not seen a Christmas theme in November. I appreciated that. Yeah, all 516 00:39:15,079 --> 00:39:21,519 right, a for effort for these basics? Are you okay? I use 517 00:39:21,599 --> 00:39:25,119 my voice and it hurts? Now, okay, you gotta sing that PMZ 518 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:29,440 theme? Oh shoot, coming up? All right, I'll get there, 519 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:37,559 man, all right. So Ben is heartsick, and because that is true, 520 00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:44,239 he has a little heartsick face time with Millie elicit. How insane is 521 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:50,119 it to think that Sonny is too much? But the girl who is a 522 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:54,239 rapper and too big for this boat and drinks constantly on charter and fights with 523 00:39:54,280 --> 00:40:00,840 everybody is not too much? Right. I couldn't tell you. He is 524 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:05,679 a toxic person. He's addicted to toxic things. Here, I'm going to 525 00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:07,400 reenact the whole scene of that FaceTime. Yeah, all right, here's Ben. 526 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:13,280 Hey what are you up to? Nothing? And you don't want us 527 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,119 involved? Oh no, you don't have to. Okay. So what you 528 00:40:15,119 --> 00:40:17,880 got going? Oh? I got it? I got a gig. Oh 529 00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:22,440 where Florida? Oh yeah? Hey, well maybe I'll come see you there. 530 00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:25,320 Nah? So what's up? Is it over? Yeah? Probably? 531 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:31,800 Yeah? Okay, let me hang out the phone here we can hear it. 532 00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,039 Hey, Sonny, what are you doing tonight? I want to dinner? 533 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,559 Yeah yeah, because that's how guys work. Yeah yeah, yeah, 534 00:40:40,599 --> 00:40:45,800 I mean that's how Ben works, and that's how you worked in your thirties 535 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:51,559 and late thirties and early forties. That's okay, okay, you're not drinking 536 00:40:51,599 --> 00:40:57,559 that much anymore. So we get to the Christmas decoration, the Christmas stories, 537 00:40:57,639 --> 00:41:00,840 Fraser, I mean not that every seared has tree has to land on 538 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:05,599 the sea rat side scale. But you know Christmas was great around the house. 539 00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,840 Oh yeah, I mean that's not even on this scale. So Nick 540 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:14,880 is getting ready for the Seven Fishes feast, and my goodness, gracious, 541 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,400 what a marvelous job he did. Just want to run through the menu really 542 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:22,000 quickly. So we've got a blood blood and we're not starting off strong. 543 00:41:22,039 --> 00:41:23,840 We're not starting off strong just because of what the tongue did. Yep, 544 00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:30,719 it was in a moment swollen by some kind of phantom beasting. But it's 545 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:35,840 completely fine and I'm gonna keep going. So the first course was a bloody 546 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:40,840 Mary clam shooter. These instagram quote unquote footies. Yeah, you can see 547 00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:44,840 the clam at the bottom of that glass well, and they then did and 548 00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:49,239 then called it an oyster, but no big deal. Mollusks do look similar, 549 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,880 and I think they're mollusks, I'm not sure. But there was also 550 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,599 mahi mahi sashimi. I would say, you know, if we're doing a 551 00:41:55,639 --> 00:41:59,920 moose bouches, let's do two. Let's not frank and sign them into one. 552 00:42:00,119 --> 00:42:05,400 Right, that's fine. Salmon with mash asparagus and fennel light, lovely 553 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:10,119 way to start off the meal in full. Right. We hear a story 554 00:42:10,159 --> 00:42:15,079 between courses, Captain Phillips or Captain Carrie. I don't know which one. 555 00:42:15,079 --> 00:42:19,559 Well, Captain Carry apparently, because it was just some fisherman. I love 556 00:42:20,519 --> 00:42:24,519 this is This is such a It has like Calvin and Hobbes energy, but 557 00:42:24,639 --> 00:42:30,400 with real life, high stakes consequences. So Carrie thinks that he's being chased 558 00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:37,320 by Somalian pirates. Somali pirates, Yeah, and they're just trying to flag 559 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:44,320 him down desperately so that he does not ruin their entire life way of lives. 560 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,440 Right, So that was just we'll just chalk that up to a big 561 00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:52,559 miss understanding the basics. Love that story. We get to you know, 562 00:42:52,639 --> 00:42:55,639 I was not familiar with this kind of pasta, and I'm gonna butcher it 563 00:42:55,639 --> 00:42:59,840 here. It's like Scusso Gretti with crab or something. It means choke. 564 00:43:00,639 --> 00:43:05,519 That was lovely, lobster with carrot ginger puree. We've got seared eye heat 565 00:43:05,519 --> 00:43:08,280 and we wrap with the most You know, this is when the culinary arts 566 00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:13,400 can really rock it into the stratosphere, right, Jeff Bezos, we need 567 00:43:13,519 --> 00:43:16,800 not your Blue Star or whatever the fuck it is. The care placed on 568 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:22,960 this final dessert, thematically tying the Italian dinner with the chocolate that they had 569 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:27,719 brought from the day. I mean, it's just it was so lovely. 570 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,159 I can't give it anything less than ninety six pots. I think that's a 571 00:43:30,159 --> 00:43:36,519 great score. I think deserved. I love a Canoli. Canolis are delicious. 572 00:43:36,599 --> 00:43:40,239 Now they'll blow out my entire intestinal system the next day, the whole 573 00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:45,840 thing. Yeah, it's it's the moscr pone. Do you think it's worth 574 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:46,760 it? What do you say? Oh, it's worth it. Yeah. 575 00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:51,719 The Tacobo, my wife, Tacobo is worth it too. You know, 576 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:59,800 in many ways it is in always Taco Bell is. I think that it 577 00:44:00,199 --> 00:44:06,079 was unnoticed, Like what a serious contribution that business has made to all of 578 00:44:06,159 --> 00:44:09,440 us. You're right, Like, I can't thank them enough, Dylan. 579 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:13,599 I have a story for you my small town in Massachusetts, in high school, 580 00:44:14,039 --> 00:44:17,440 our first Mexican restaurant, Taco Bell. Yeah. Yes, that is 581 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:21,920 the only reflection right of any post. Oh so you're saying, not only 582 00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:24,880 is it delicious food, but but it's a gateway into other cultures. That's 583 00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:30,440 right, right, diversity. At Taco Bell, you learned the real Mexican 584 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:36,280 Independence Day it's not Sanco to Mayo. And you learn that Mexico's favorite drink 585 00:44:36,639 --> 00:44:40,360 is a blue kind of mountain dew. And without Taco Bell, no, 586 00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:45,480 wouldn't know that you would know how to live Moss. So we hit the 587 00:44:45,519 --> 00:44:52,840 hay with Dylan's affirmations. Mmm, I don't want to shoot on affirmations. 588 00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:58,159 They seem psychotic to me, but I mean they seem helpful for other people. 589 00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:00,000 Yeah, whatever. We get to there in the same way. And 590 00:45:00,039 --> 00:45:02,760 I just have this thought because I'm high. But we look at our little, 591 00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:06,880 our little ticky talkies in our phones and that makes us all sad because 592 00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,199 we're because we're sad, right, But that's not psychotic. So why are 593 00:45:09,199 --> 00:45:12,639 we making fun of him because he's like listening to someone being like, hey, 594 00:45:12,679 --> 00:45:16,960 you're great, good job. If we're comparing tickies and affirmations, there's 595 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:21,440 a clear winner. It's the tickies. No, no, no, it's 596 00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,639 okay, yeah, no, okay, No, it's nice asses on TikTok 597 00:45:23,679 --> 00:45:27,800 you know. Oh Patrick, I'm just saying, that's why people look at 598 00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:31,920 it. That's your algorithm. No, that's your algorithm. My algorithm is 599 00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:36,840 completely different my algorithm. I saw this video. Ruby said it was so 600 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,000 funny. She said, please send it to me. It was a guy 601 00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:43,559 at a dam and there was a full blown damn, not quite Hoover, 602 00:45:43,679 --> 00:45:46,000 but a pretty big dam, and there was a beaver that just so happened 603 00:45:46,039 --> 00:45:52,039 to be in the shallow water beneath said damn and he said, you're telling 604 00:45:52,119 --> 00:45:58,239 me this one Beaver built this whole fucking thing. That's incredible. It is. 605 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:02,239 I sent it to someone and they responded and they said, I love 606 00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:07,239 your family's sense of humor. It is so funny. So we wrap the 607 00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:13,719 episode up with a little chat between Ben and Barbie. What is there to 608 00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:17,920 say about this guy? I mean, just such a the wrong approach at 609 00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:23,760 every turn. I understand the drive to want to remedy, but how can 610 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:28,639 you be so tone deaf, Like you're just approaching this so incorrect. So 611 00:46:28,639 --> 00:46:32,599 you're referring to Ben meeting with Barbie to chat about Kyle. Yes, Now, 612 00:46:34,199 --> 00:46:37,559 while I find it inappropriate and Kyle should speak for himself, I think 613 00:46:37,559 --> 00:46:40,639 he was trying to be a brother and whatnot. Yeah, However, Barbie 614 00:46:40,679 --> 00:46:45,880 referred to that conversation as a quote unquote attack to Paris. I think we 615 00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:52,079 can de escalate the language inappropriate annoying yes, an attack? No, Yep, 616 00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:57,159 I agree I think that Kyle. I think that Ben is just trying 617 00:46:57,199 --> 00:46:59,800 to be like, I don't like when people are sad on Dexo. Stop 618 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,039 making I'm sad, And she's like, you're screaming at me and stop attacking 619 00:47:01,039 --> 00:47:05,480 me because she's it feels very personal to her, and again that's because of 620 00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:08,360 the wound. You know, Kyle and Barbie blow up but one another. 621 00:47:08,519 --> 00:47:12,320 Well, she blows up at him. I'm sitting here pulling my hair out, 622 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:15,119 like, can someone just say that nothing's been done? Can we? 623 00:47:15,559 --> 00:47:19,039 Yeah? Can we just can someone come out of the woodwork? I mean, 624 00:47:19,079 --> 00:47:22,199 it's probably gonna have to be Paris. Can someone say nothing's happened here? 625 00:47:22,639 --> 00:47:27,800 Keep talking about it to everyone on the boat? Oh but I didn't. 626 00:47:28,159 --> 00:47:30,000 I thought you were gonna have my back with it, but then you 627 00:47:30,039 --> 00:47:34,039 played into it. And it's this, it's this. It's quite Shakespearean. 628 00:47:34,079 --> 00:47:37,000 I mean it's a tragedy of epic proportions. I mean epic proportions. Two 629 00:47:37,079 --> 00:47:40,440 sea rats banging in a bathroom and falling out of love almost instantaneously. I 630 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:46,360 can't think of anything more sad. But he completely They're living in two completely 631 00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:52,679 different worlds. There's this miscommunication has completely uprooted them from reality, and they 632 00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:57,199 know not which way to get back. That's the end of the episode for 633 00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:00,280 us. Jumping the iTunes ratings and reviews five stars. Kind of words, 634 00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:04,920 Ruby, where can they follow you? Everywhere. Also join us at Patreon 635 00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:08,159 dot com, Slash another podcast network, and until next week, we love 636 00:48:08,199 --> 00:48:12,840 you very much. I'm Dylan saying goodbye, Ruby, Say goodbye. Wait News