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You're listening to the downbeat on ninety
seven, you get hot seven o'clock.

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Maybe the most unique finishing move of
all time happened yesterday in our city.

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That's a seven eight o'clock. We
got to tell you something new, gotta

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film news. Eight o'clock lungs you
a major announcement, Kevin, Yeah,

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I got we just say that.
Sell the soul. Fret. You stop

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what you're doing. I think the
hot homeless couple has moved on. I

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think I'm ready to project ninety seven
of the Freak is projecting that the hot

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homeless couple on the Spring Valley has
packed up and moved on. Started middle

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of last week. I saw less
of them a little bit, and then

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their materials were being packed up today. Nothing. Maybe they're on Spring Great,

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Okay, well that's a possibility.
It's poster down at River A Maya.

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Typically they they they camp on the
little medium that separates the U turn

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lane from UH eastbound traffic right,
and that has been slowly diminishing in footprint,

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but the north side still has some
residents. And I still saw a

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couple on the side. Yeah,
I saw it up to the burbs.

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Not not a couple like a man
and a woman, but a two maybe

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it looked like a couple of folks
that were still in camp there. But

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man, the the size of the
the encampment has diminished greatly. So yeah,

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I think you're right. I haven't
seen them. They come and clear

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them out, you know, every
now and again. I don't know where

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that you send our unfortunate homeless people, you know, get out of here?

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Where to? We don't have homes. I don't know, not here.

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But I don't think like, I
don't think that's the case. I

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think maybe greener pastures for our hot
homeless couple. And I think this is

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a good thing. Hopefully they bought
a radio. Yeah, so good.

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We are pulling for you. I
see every day and I want it's just

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like goodlie hunting. The one thing
I want when I swing my U turn

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on Spring Valley. I want to
drive by here one day and have you

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not here. This is what I
want. This is why I support places

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like Sharing Live Community Outreach. They
go buy hotel rooms for homeless people and

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weather gets cold. Things like that, Yeah, good things. You know.

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I'm with you, Mike. I
think they'll be back there. I

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think they're just taking quick vacation.
Let's do this stragey so important thing.

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Wake you little sleepy head. It's
potato. It's time to get your stupid

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ass out of bed. About the
most important thing in yeah, except the

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controversy. The person is roasted.
When I heard rustic and she wrote rustics

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this dressed green or yellow? Is
it roasted? It's roasted the way I

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said it. The artist originally intended
it to be roasted. But you know,

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my lyrics are open for interpretation.
That's what I think. That's the

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way. I'm kind of like the
Tom York of comedy songs. I love

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that very abstract. It's whatever you, whatever you want it to be.

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I'm not going to walk it up. Hold your hands, because when I

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put my art into the world,
when I put my art into the world,

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it's no longer mine. It's ours, it's yours. It's the world.

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Is it first verse? It's the
very first. The first word is

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the first potato rusted. Yeah,
it's roasted, roast, But I think

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robot Man makes it rusted. Yeah, robot Man makes it sound rustic.

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Right. Yeah, there's some good
drops air fried and he always hash browns.

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He has that little depeche mode,
kiss of delivery, just a little

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sprinkle of sass boiled. What are
you doing? I have an So Saturday

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was the Saint Patrick's Day parade,
and some of us went there. I

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went there, and Vita was the
grand Marshal. We we elbowed Medano off

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his float and we made Vita the
grand Marshal of the parade. And we're

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confused. Mikey's mommy is my mom
eighty one years old but still spr and

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in town and in town? Unrelated
to the parade, But I told her

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the last couple of days, like
prior to the print, like we got

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we have something we're gonna do Saturday. It's gonna be fun. But when

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you're eighty one, there's a lot
of questions. You know what I need

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to wear? Oh that's tough for
anyone, Yeah, for anyone. All

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right, on St. Patrick's Day? What a parade? Weather has always

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been a problem for me. Sun
out but gonna be kind of cold in

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the morning. Or is this?
I mean we were in a situation this

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week with no sun started early in
the week was about sixty nine. Well,

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if a tie sixty nine and the
sun peaks out, you're gonna wish

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your wear shorts. Yep. Now, it ended up being pretty clear cut

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that it was gonna be a cooler
day. Although I still sweating after the

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end of the I'm still as hell. Yeah, but we you know,

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we got off the float and walked
a little bit of the way, but

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that's always a danger zone right there. You can't help but want to get

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off march, get amongst the people
a little bit. You just want to

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sit on the float the whole time. Well, anyway, I got her

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all the way there, you know, weird diversion. How to get over

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there. You know, obviously it's
a cluster f all down Greenville, So

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we went past it to park Lane
and we parked at the Costco that's right

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kind of north of Half Priced Books, which is the rally point if you're

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in a float at the parade,
you know. But it was kind of

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surprise. She didn't know what we're
doing. So we get all the way

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there and I'm like, you know, this is where I park. This

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is fine. We have to go
to our wristbands and then find the float

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whatever, And she's just kind of
looking around and confused, and then we

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finally parsed. She was like,
oh, yes, Costco, We're going

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to Costco. No, Mom,
we're gonna get on a flatbed trailer and

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throw crap at people. He loves
Costco. She thought, my whole day

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plan to take it to Costco.
I'm like, no, we're not going.

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We're just parking them Costco. And
then she started looking around. She

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saw some things. She goes,
are we going to an antique car show?

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Oh my god, Mom, you
love antique car Surprise there was four

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McLarens were there? Yeah, yeah, back to back. My Alto driver

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was freaked out by it. Oh
my god, I've never seen forma claren

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drivers. I'm impressed that you were
able to keep this under hat. Yeah

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from mamma. Yeah, especially after
Danny talked about it openly in the air

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inadvertently spilled the beans. Well,
she's been in town, so her listening

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habits have changed the leads. But
anyway, got her there, and I

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was very excited about that. You
know, we've done the periode a handful

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of times, but I was pretty
excited for my mom to get the experience

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it not knowing what it was,
you know, and no idea. So

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it's a sight to behold. Man
it's a pretty pretty big little Dallas thing

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that we have. How much walking
did mama have to do? Decent amounts?

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You had to walk down and get
the wristbands at half price and then

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back to the staging area. But
I mean a mile and a half total.

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You know that's nothing to her,
right, No, she's okay,

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that's incredible. She brought she walking
shoes which I told her about, was

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dressed appropriately, and then we found
the float and off we went. Kevin.

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It was such fun. I came
somebody that I do kind of go,

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Okay, it's gonna suck. You
gotta get up early and get down

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there. But it was the easiest
time I've ever had getting down there ever.

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Now, granted I ordered a ride
service by our friends at Alto scooped

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me up. Did you know that
on the app you can change the vibe

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of the car if you go like
you just want to quiet one, then

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there'll be like no music, and
then there's like eight different like settings.

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Can you make it sexy? You
can go sexy? One was game day?

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Really, one was yee hal,
Can you make it gay? Bar?

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I think you probably could. What
I would want it seven in the

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morning. Yeah, it was pretty
quiet. I mean it was like nine

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fifteen or whatever. But then I
hit one and changed the setting and it

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cranked up loud. Kind of the
driver like while you're in there, like

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you're physically changing the music. Yes, oh yeah, you're app setting the

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vibe like before you got there.
The driver knows it, and he's like,

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all right, okay, Alto's cool, rainbow ribbons up gable, here

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you go. I'll just cool character
half welcome, he said. They work

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hourly. They don't do it like
by ride like I uber. It just

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cand of depends. He's like,
no, we get paid hourly, which

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is like that's nice, all right, sure, hours either way. You

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go there, get on the float, Mikey. As we turn on to

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Greenville Avenue and this is what time
nine No, this is when the parade

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starts at eleven. You have to
be wristbanded and whatever before ten four ten.

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Gotcha seels like an hour sitting around, you know, standing around and

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describe the float. I heart Yeah, it was an I heeart float.

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So all of our cluster stations,
including ninety seven on the Freak and the

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others, we're all like kind of
written on the side of it. But

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it was green with a sequin yeah, fluttering plastic things everywhere and a big

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shamrock on the back. I was
a it was a pretty good float.

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Pretty cool deal too. Where a
bunch of I think, I don't know,

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I don't know we are, but
I know one of the stations,

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or maybe all of them have a
sponsorship with Texas Lottery because our promotions girl

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Amanda had a big stack of like
five hundred five dollars tickets. Whoa,

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and we're handing them out to listeners
that were over eighteen. Of course.

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Well, one guy emailed me.
I hadn't hand him a single thing,

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but he emailed me, thanks for
the lottery ticket, KT, and it

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was a He sent a picture of
his ticket. He had won so much,

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fifteen dollars all right. I saw
a couple that was pretty cool,

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man, because you walk out and
hand the scratchers and the eyes of light

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up. Yeah, like, oh
my god, Okay, yeah, Mike,

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Mike Guy Ray said, thanks KT. You're not expecting someone to give

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you a free five dollars no lottery
tickets. That was really cool. Yeah,

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they're good ones too. But as
we pull onto Greenville Avenues, we're

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about to get started, Mike goes, I know what to do here,

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and Mike takes off to the beer
store. Yeah, when you loop onto

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Greenville and you're like, it's like
you're in the pits and then you get

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up on the start start line,
but you know, the F one race

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doesn't start until the top of the
hour, so like, we're cool for

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a second. We did this last
year and there's a little like a what

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is it called a miccoke mitochondria?
What's a Mexican meat market called If Lionel

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Messi could call in and tell us
mitochondria something in your brain. No,

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mitochondria is like a component of mitochondria. Is michaela Mexican? M I c

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h okay yeah, Mitchell ConA okay, something like that. Mitchell o'conna.

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Yeah, it's always right. Reminded
me of Mitchell O'Connell. Dude, that's

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a great way to remember Mitch McConnell
mitro Ocana. Yeah. Look, I'm

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the guy that went into a Lavanderia
and ordered tacos. They had a friendly

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guy with a big hat on a
box of tide. It looked like an

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amazing It looked delicious, and there
was nothing. There's nothing of washing machines

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in this taco shop. I was
new to South du o'cliff, don't make

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your love Onderia looks so delicious.
Yeah okay, and why do you need

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all those vents? You're just making
tacos. Oh soapy? So anyway,

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there is some soapy pe There's there's
a Mitch McConnell next to where we stage,

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and I know the spot, but
for two years in a row.

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See Look, it's early. I
don't we don't want to slam beers.

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Plus going te tea when you're on
the your nightmare, you have to manage

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your fluid intake because some of these
folks are smart enough. They're bigger than

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ours. They are big flatbeds and
they have a porta pot in the back

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of the flow incredible, which is
absolutely genius. We don't have that.

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It's fine. Our floa was great, but you don't want too much.

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So we were trying to get some
high noons. But the Mitch McConnell did

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not have Seltzer drinks. I don't
know if they're not popular in the Mexican

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community here. I ain't they are, but not maybe not that kind.

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Well, they didn't have any kind
Oh nothing. Were you sad? Well,

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how did you feel? I suppose
a pang of disappointment when I was

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looking frantically for the the Seltzer's,
But no, I was not sad.

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But I got the beer of Seltzers, which is michelobaltra, and we just

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got it. Yeah, got a
bunch this. We had white clothes first.

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That was the ten am drink.
Yeah? Were you? Were you

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blown away by? And I know
you guys have done this a million times,

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and I've been down there in the
thick of it more times than I

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can remember, But are you constantly
blown away by the level of inebriation that

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people can achieve before lunch? It's
incredible. And I'm talking not just a

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little buzzy and slurry. I'm talking
about the the we're walking is almost impossible.

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I'd see much yours, kick your
ass and your ass. Yeah,

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well we didn't. I didn't see
too much because we're there right in the

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window that that's the hours following the
parade. Yeah, I didn't see much.

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I didn't see any of that because
we're there right in the window of

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hell. Yes, this is gonna
be the greatest day of our lives.

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While people are ripping it up and
throwing marshmallows and tortillas. It's a little

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yeah, but Mike's genius. And
I tried to this. I memory,

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I did this a couple of years
ago. But Mike's genius. Because we're

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on the we're heading southbound on Greenville
Avenue and you're only on the right side

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of the road. The left side
of the road is shut down, so

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one way for the prey to work. And Mike's like, look, all

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these people on the left side.
And Mike has bought his own brought his

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own bag of candy, and he's
handing out beads and little Reese cups and

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kitkats to all the people on the
left side who had been neglected by everyone

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else. It's I saw him this
and I said, okay, let me

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get my camera and capture this.
It's a beautiful moment, a humanitarian history.

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That's very sweet. Thank you.
It was a tender, touching moment

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that needed to be shared with the
world. And I'm glad Kevin you were

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there to document in the video.
That's the most important. I already pointed

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that out. Okay, thank you, dude. There's a flaw in that

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parade. Yeah, you can't physically
throw these wispy beads or any I mean

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maybe you could throw many a little
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get it to the people on the
left. The people on the right are

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just drowning in everything coozies and coozies
and gift cards, lotto tickets, And

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there's nearly as many people on the
left, including these grand stands. When

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you right, when you cross Greenville
and Lovers, there's grands I mean there.

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They get nothing unless you get off
and walk over there. So yeah,

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we walked over and we were handing
little kids, you know, candies

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direct and trying to throw some crap
at them. Flaw on the paride,

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why don't we stagger floats one of
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one of the right, one of
the left. Yeah, okay, float

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stagger. I was thinking about this
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left side maybe is there for police
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or that makes sense. Every year
switch it then to the left. Yeah,

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the right. So you you're playing, it's fifty to fifty when you

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get there, which side if you're
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Is the left side. Maybe more
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feel that way. I mean maybe
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But if you have a family and
kids, you want to catch stuff.

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That's the fun of the parade.
You don't want to just be what

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thirty forty yards away? Yeah,
and there they go, and hey,

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there's more people. I'll vote for
that. Politicians also don't want your first

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grade later. You know, eye
to eye with an errant breast. Okay,

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you know, I didn't see any
breast last year. I think I

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saw one breast, two breasts.
I'm talking female breasts, because I did

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see some men's breasts this year,
but I didn't see one either. This

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year. I think we hot Hot
Hotz moved away from it, and that's

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a good thing. Support. We
support societal advancement. So Preyed ends.

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I walked to a house near Greenville
Avenue, just randomly walked into a house.

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It was a Kavanaugh's good friend JJ, and I know him too,

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uh, I only have one JJ. And so we walked over there,

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like past Mockingbird Station, then Uber
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kind of the Preyed block party zone, and then Uber down to that house

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near the truck yard on Greenville Avenue. So I went down and casts stuck

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my head. And now it's further
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past the real mess of things.
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and then once I got into that
bar, all hell was unleashed on

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Greenville Avenue would just rain. And
I saw so many men taking their shirts

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off and ringing them out. Yeah, what hit? And saw so many

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nips, these females with wet shirts. Oh, you saw nips through the

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show. There's a lot of nips. Dude. We got in a station

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vehicle right at the next side Mom
eighty one. We weren't going to go

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get in the mix. We got
and I'm so sweet. Some of the

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girls from our sister stations were kind
and I did play the my Mom's eighty

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one. We need to get in
that car, you know. I go

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a room and it started raining like
the second we shut the door. But

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City, uh well not spot city
right then, but pretty good. That's

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but city came. Yeah, that's
what City came after. But we got

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City generally. I mean, the
parade was still going. It was getting

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rained on pretty hard, and we
we we lucked out for sure, timing

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one for twelve years. I lived
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on Vickery and Matilda, and then
for ten years on Lano, which is

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right there in the thick of the
actual block party where they shut down all

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of that stuff. Basically from what
Terrelli's all the way up to be able

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to stands. And I saw some
posts that morning of friends of mine.

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They're still working that thing, you
know, bartenders at the Dubliner that are

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getting their beer tubs all ice down, and the girls have got their green

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shirts tied up and they're ready to
go. And I'm just looking at these

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photos, going, God bless all
of you because you're willingly signing up for

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the biggest vomit s show that you're
going to experience all year. And grew

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they make their absolute nut, those
squirrels or gathering nuts for the winter when

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they work that shift, because they
will leave with untold amounts of money,

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so it's worth it. But boy
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that's in the center of that,
what a windfall for them. It probably

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does make their year. I have
played a gig the night of the Saint

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Patrick's Day parade at around seven pm
inside the Dublin Elm. Yeah. Yeah,

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and with the old country band I
used to play in called the king

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Bucks. Yes, and we played
that thing. And you want to talk

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about the stumble and fall. I
mean, it's basically the Witching Hour when

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the cops come by and kick everybody
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It works out incredible. I did
it one time. I was like,

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I will never do another Saint Patrick's
Day gig for as long as I

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live. I think that King Bucks
night might have been the night that I

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told you Friday where the two girls
sex with each other in port Yeah,

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and a guy went the one next
to it sex for himself listening to the

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two girls. JJ, you have
fun. You brought the niece out?

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I did? Yeah. J was
on the float with the little sweet niece.

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Yeah. She's ten. So she
she goes around her school telling people

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I'm famous. So I was like, I'm like, I don't tell them

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that, and then I'm like,
let me show her though she tells people

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famous. My god. Yeah,
she tells her her friends at school that

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I love this. I'm like,
I'm not, like, you know,

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I tell her I'm like, I'm
behind the scenes a little bit, like

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I know She's like, no,
I googled that, she googles me.

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I'm like, stop googling me at
school for a while, this little bit.

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Yeah, And I told him.
I was like, you think she'll

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like She was like, oh yeah, she tell her to google uncle Mikey.

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Yeah, yeah, lots of good
stuff out there. Did she love

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it? I mean I think she
got hitted. I told her. I

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was like, watch out for the
marshmallows, Like, I'm warning you,

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now, what are you talking about? I was like, all right,

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this man. Yeah, I took
a full speed the big marshmallow right to

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the right to the meat and I
just felt it. It didn't hurt at

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all, but it was a meat
shot, and I whit my head.

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And I see these two guys like
high fiving, like their mission. They're

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like, hit your head off.
The face would be completely in their defense.

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I did sit on the float and
ask Kevin, while Holt throwing a

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single marshmallow up in my hand.
I was like, pick somebody, I'm

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hit him right and then in the
nuts. Yeah. So it's not like

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that that game plays both ways.
I understand. I found that the youngest

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kid I could find. Yeah,
okay, hold on sixty seconds. What

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because international superstar Lionel Messi is on
the phone. Oh, on the freaking

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line, Hello, Leonel Messi,
to go the morning, everybody. How

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are you doing today? I love
how your Argentinian accent has evolved. You've

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lived and played in many different countries
and it's just a smack. Yeah.

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That so the correct pronunciation for a
Mexican meat market. It's not mitochondria or

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Mitch McConnell, Mitch McCann, It
is mitchell ocana. Indeed, Oh,

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yes, that's it. Then I
got to miss pright today. I was

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on vacation last week and I was
thinking about you guys a lot, really,

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because yes, because I was in
four planes and one plane got canceled.

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And I said, oh my goodness, then you ba, this is

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going to talk about the messy Daniel. He loves their plane stories that he

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does, he does, and he
he loves car washes and he loves bear

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blades. And I said, oh
my goodness, he's gonna talk about me.

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And then and you fall off and
and the God has died what Okay,

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the God has died for the god, you know, the god the

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best. But you are alive,
right, I think so, But but

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I think it back as an Italian
man. Somehow are Seltzer drinks popular in

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Italian space? I guess Italy.
I don't know where I'm asking. I

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actually went to Virgian Islands for a
vacation. But yeah, they have they

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have cell something very good. All
right, le? You know, well,

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I hope you had a great time
on the Verdian Islands. It was

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pretty too good. That was pretty
good, all right? See Lanel,

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good luck this season? Yeah,
good luck? Score goal today, score

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a goal for the downbeat today?
Hold on, do I play today?

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No one knows. How do you
think Lionel Messi on his phone has a

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calendar that says like game. No, there's someone telling him, you know,

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the schedule is like put into his
phone game practice, game, all

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right, practice ten o'clock. All
right, I'll go dribble it around the

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cones. We'll talk about the MLS
schedule. And was this the greatest basketball

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finish of all time? Next to
ninety seven? Won the freak