Hi, Hey, and a Low. To another recording of the Broken Lowers
podcast, we are going to be back in the rays of Neon where we
last left our heroes, Midge, Jayberg, Agabranka, was you know to
cut the pause? I apologize? Was just done off an investigation of the
Nobunaga gang's hideout. It was a grizzly scene and according to the last parting
words of one of the lieutenants from the gang, the Big Corn Squad came
through, took some data from them, and pretty much killed everybody on site.
Jayburg was tasked giving one final message to was it nipsnowa oh man?
We got that Fritz now Bunaga basically as a final plea of what happened.
Yeah, she was on her way to be tracks in the white wings of
her car when she was stopped by the plainist police officer known to man.
If you put every single character creator setting at fifty on, this is the
person that would show up no wrinkles, plain ass eyebrows, no brown eyes,
no hair. Well there's a police officer cap. You don't know necessarily
what the hair situation is. Why does the phrase beige aesthetic come to mind?
You would know more than me. I wouldn't necessarily clot He is a
white skinned male, very flat voice. We had some questions for you.
For the record, he is outside the car. You are insider car.
Okay, I'm gonna very gingerly rolled down my window, lower my obnoxious sunglasses
because you know they're huge and obnoxious coloring star pat of course they are.
The star is like embossed in the lenses. Oh my god, good good,
thank you. Okay, how do you do that? And Jay Bird
says, and then right when you would expect to happen, and I'm slamming
the gas I'm getting out for you. Okay. They had like a minor
stroke for you. Didn't know what the fu you were going for till I
was like, wow, playing stoned bold moon. All right, the sneeze
mix up is maybe the most deadly known to man. So plus on it.
I know you're using, I know you're getting hot shit. What if
I fucking all right, let me bring them. I've ever forgotten mixed so
hard as a DM in my life. That's not true. But all right,
let's see what what I'm making you roll for that, because that's sick.
You're probably gonna get hot shit drivers, so you know, double check
whatever that does. For real. I bring to the stand the testimony that
Jaybird might deserve a plus one forward on this. We'll see, we'll see.
I want to see what hot shit driver gets her first. All right,
So this is what hot ship driver says. Yes, we're driving a
linked vehicle in a high pressure situation. You roll edge on a ten plus
three. You know, let's just first things first, roll edge for me,
okay, just straight edge, no forward. I assume not on this
one, not on this Okay, we got an eight. Okay, let
me so you hold one right for that one seven nine, hold one yes,
And that means you can avoid one external danger, escape one pursuing vemile,
major inting vehicle, and press dismay or frighten somebody. Okay, now
you're trying to just beat fucking feet right, So good, fine, we're
not talking to today. I believe this would fall under the purview of act
under pressure. So that is a corul rule. Yep, I will give
you because democracy the plus one that this crew wants me to give you.
So you get one hold on this elli. Yeah. Is that the same
one hold I just got from edge? Or is that a different. No,
that's different. So the edge lets you do escape and pursuing vehicle,
what is it? The hole lets you do one of the actions that allows
you to do In this case ainger. Does this police officer count as a
pursuing vehicle? He does not because he is nearly a man brackets question work
in control of the vehicle? Impressed? You know what? I will hold
on to that, I'm pretty sure come into play really soon. I don't
know what you're talking about when I have no idea, I know, no
fucking idea what you're talking about. It's just instinct feel. So with the
forward one, here we go ten. Oh shit, okay, okay,
I think that's my worst roles. Cool. Yeah, so officer dot dot
dot Smith, Yeah, that's right, dot dot dot like in slow motion,
right, It's like his hand is reaching in to hold on to like
the inside of the window area, you know, the window frame. Oh
no, and then you just dust off and you see him do a triple
spin like a ballerina and like, you know, fall to the ground and
you're just gone zero to fifty point one point seventy six seconds as the KRS
one song goes, do you ever think about when you're out of here and
you're off us with the ten, you are basically generally ish going in the
direction that you wanted to go. There might be some course corrections, you
got to make course corrections, intentional misdirection, all the same at this point,
sure, because I somehow doubt I'm not done with him. With the
critical success I will also give you, Like basically, when you're cresting one
road that goes up a hill, you get like a good two to Yeah,
let's say a good four to five seconds of the road has a good
view of like the city, right, And how's that riot looking? If
I can see it? I mean, well, there are multiple something is
burning, just smoke clouds at least three or four on the horizon that you
can see. As the kids say, shit is popping off? Oh wow,
you will see a flash of what you might be thinking as an explosion
near with some frequency, closer to where you're coming from from the Exotics Transports
main building. But you know you're also seeing those smoke clouds like good two
to three miles out too. So something's going on and it's taking up more
of the city than your comfort with us. How likely is it that I
have that dash cam integration and grab some footage of this. I mean,
I guess I can just keep using my phone too. That's a thing.
In some way, I think I'd like to catchure some footage of whatever that
is something that is benign enough that you can get the footage that you want
off the dash cam. Nice, all right, thank you, Yes,
I'm cool with that. I love driving. This is great, Go fast
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