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Silvia Rivera played by Tisha Knits with his buddy Blip played by Nico Rodriguez.
Don't fall through your sonic. We're kind of short on time, so let's
just in the script. Okay, okay, House played by Richard Pause and
game master Adam Colbertson from Creative Type of Entertainment. You're jacked into the Red
Tech Incorporated. As that is going on, you see two guards with miss
Bennett or with Molly Knits and what are you? What are you doing?
Well, if I was going to see Molly and are we still doing skill
checks? I guess I should say that, yeah, skill checks. So
if I was going to see Molly and Sylvia getting cornered by two guards,
I probably would have been moving toward them a little bit quickly if I could.
And then as soon as I see the two guards approach them, I
think I will dive off to the side and try to do a stealth check
to try and not be seen by those two guards as well, considering I'm
not a guard and I'm only wearing me it's outfit, so so, and
then if they're going to escort them somewhere. I would like to follow them
as well and be stealthy while I do it, yep, which that's a
natural seventeen So so twenty one all right, So twenty one. So how
is that playing out? They start escorting Molly and Robin Roberts away and you
are following them. Yeah. So I see Molly and Robin talking to somebody,
and the way they're standing, I can't really see who they're talking to.
So I start making my way quickly over to them, and then they
move into the guards move into view, and I see that they're two guards.
So I quickly duck off to the side, hide behind a wall,
and then slink out behind the wall and follow them at a safe distance quietly
to wherever they're going. And I'll keep an eye out for Zous as well
while I'm going. Actually, probably radio z house and let him know that
I'm in a whisper that it looks like two guards have Molly and Robin.
So I say that, all right, So zaus um, you're coming from
a third direction to this, and the guard definitely let you pass the other
door on that other side, and you are approaching all this what is your
what is your problem? And what are you how are you fixing it?
Might as well finish this out since there's some how do the failure set up
some some stuff, So that's okay, I might set up some more stuff
so, m I don't know, we'll just we'll just try and uh lay
this up a little bit. I guess okay. Um so, uh as
as Zaus and his his guard escort are are going through. Uh one of
the doors seems to be jammed, like the guard's not able to actually get
it to open, like the mechanisms not working. Um so, so Zaus
is gonna go ahead and use athletics again to try and force the door open,
okay, because we're just not allowed to use the same thing twice a
row, right, yes, or what the previous person used. Total is
going to be twenty five, all right, So with that twenty five you
break the doors real good, permanently, and those doors knock out the two
guards that were escorting Molly and Robin Roberts and y'all are out of skill or
this skill challenge. Oh hey, guess what I found a god to escort
us breaking news doors aren't as strong as they used to be all right,
Molly's just like what the fuck? Like those are those are titanium doors with
with titanium locks. I don't know. That's the only thing think of that
was like strong. It was pretty strong. Yeah, that's pretty strong.
Yeah yeah, so what what what are you? What are y'all doing?
Y'all got that elevator. The elevator would definitely get you down there. So
y'all, y'all are free. Ya are out of the skill challenge and you
have a guard escort. Okay, he's terrified out of his life. For
the other two. I mean, if he already wasn't like, I'm sure
that that that last check probably didn't help him much. Is there a supply
closet or something nearby for me to stash these bodies? Are we just gonna
leave him out and open Oh yeah, there's a supply closet. All right,
catch up. Hey, it's nice to see you guys. I'm really
glad that you made it in. I'm just gonna open the closet door,
slide this body in real quick. Other one just yeah, yeah, all
right, I would just chuck him on top of the other one. That
guy was a little bit bigger. He was he was an art. I'll
take their badges as well, just in case they wake up. That way
they can't get anywhere in the building. And close the closet door. I
got you guys a couple of matches. Here you go. You are now,
Michael, thanks, and you are now, Bruce. Here's Michael and
Bruce. You mean the Buffers. All I was thinking was Michael Keaton and
then Batman. So I was thinking Michael Buffer and Bruce Buffer. I was
not. My mind went down a different path. Alcohol has certainly been a
factor choosing all right, Yeah, so I mean, let's get right to
it. Molly, lead us to the containment. Well, obviously my keycard
won't work the elevator. And what about you. You'll speak to the guard.
Oh, I don't think any any of the guards have access to that.
I can see if Blip can hack it. So make our way to
the elevator and get blipped. Ye, Jamie, yeah, give me a
hack. But all of you use your inspiration. Yeah I didn't use mine
for the skill check. Well you lost it. Yeah it's gone now.
You just rolled high the whole time? Did it was dope? Yeah?
I did? I rolled really well. And of course this is a mediocre
seventeen. Well you still have your regular card? Yeah, um, seventeen.
Actually it brings me up to a dirty twenty. Oh your role or
the cardick? No, my my role? Yeah I didn't use the cardack,
So okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you successfully hacked
the elevator and it will listen to your listen to you nice all right?
Um? What floor Molly? Oh yeah, Molly, I think it's Sylvia.
Yeah. Sorry, yeah, Um, I just drank two beers really
fast. He did, Cush. We gonna have a lot of fun and
we're live watching this robotic floating thing do a job. Let's see you feel
very successful. Well, Molly just size and she's like, there's only one
button. Presses the button she goes to press at the same time you do
like, don't don't touch the button. Rude all right. So so yeah,
you go down to the floor of this containment facility that you've been inside
of before when it was underground, and you have that long walk to the
containment um where the panels are. They have been repaired from the damage that
they did received during the fight that you had, and you now have Molly
and she what do you what do you want her to do? All right,
Molly, we're we're here. Now it's time for you to do your
job and shut down this containment, free this anomaly. Yeah, you know
this thing is going to kill at least half of this city, right if
it gets out, That's what she says. That's not me, right,
I mean Jacksonics trying to destroy the entire city, so we might as well
only take the risk of destroying half the city area. Residents of disagree,
run a pole. We're trying to give affordable powder to the entire world.
But if this thing gets released, you blow up thousands of people. You
know that alimis sound like half can I roll insight on, Molly? Hundreds
of thousands? Ye? All right, so you totally get the feeling that
she's trying to stall. We're not buying its sister, just open it.
Are you recording or you know you did you turn your recording off? Oh
yeah, my recording has been on this whole time. Okay. Oh man,
So so while you're while you're recording, and right after you say that,
you do notice on your thing like it's just all out war inside of
the city. Uh, there are mutants, um attacking Like people in the
chat are talking about how mutants are attacking people in the streets. Um,
the zoogs are talking about how like they're just going all at it outside of
the facility with the guards and everything. Like the guards just started triggering their
traps and it just it started a whole big fight with the fairies in the
in the zoog and the guards. So there's a huge fight going on outside.
Um, just just little little bits in there. You're getting dms from
from fairies and and uh and zoog and ruby razors, breaking news, people
are dying open containment. It's just like all right, all right, here
we go and she she scans she she like puts in a key code.
It pops out the fingerprint scanner or the handprint scanner and the retinal scanner,
and the retinal scanner ejects this thing from it came into her eye launch procedures
active. She's dead, shut the fuck up. Does it do anything though?
Or does she just collapse? And then it goes back to resting position.
There is a countdown that starts and how long have a countdown? Are
we talking thirty minute count no? Ten minute countdown? Three? So like
a ten minute countdown, but yeah, or shit, no, fuck,
I don't, I don't know whatever amount of time is appropriate for what we
have to do. Yeah, countdowns starts. Robin Roberts is freaking out.
What and you start? You start hearing the yak sonic gay eye saying launch
procedures activated. Hey, you know what, maybe it wouldn't her fault.
Maybe that Liam guy like double Cross or something like change the thing, make
it so that if she tried like it would just like killa and then start
the launches on. I don't know. I feel really bad, but I'm
also really mad, like either she did it on purpose and I'm met,
or she didn't know that was gonna happen, and I'm really sad. I
don't know how. I can't say it. She knew it was going to
happen. She was really composed going into it. Took that like a champ
right in the eye. Hold on a second, so the light, I
said, hold on a second. I have something that I can do.
Okay, all right, I'm gonna cast a fifth level spell called raised Dead.
You return a dead creature you touched to life, provided to been dead
no longer than ten days. If the creature soul is both willing and at
liberty to rejoin the body. The creature returns to life with one hit point.
The spell also neutralizes any poisons and cures non magical diseases that affected the
creature at the time it died. This spell does not, however, remove
magical diseases, curses, or similar effect. Okay, all right, so
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with the right emotion, got it? And she forces one tier down her
cheek or down Robin Roberts, All right, she's yeah, I mean she's
weak like she she's just absolutely weak. But she's freaking out, and UM,
well, here's what's happening. You did something, it pops something into
your eyeball and then you die. Now we have a launch sequence going on.
Can you stop that? I don't. I don't know if I can,
Like I did you just try to and that's why you died? Or
were you trying to do what we told you to do and then that's why
you die? I was I thought that would open the containment And as she
says that, you see, are you here over like the speaker that's just
like going over this whole room and echoing, and you hear Liam's voice.
He's like, so you thought you were going to use Molly to open and
release that anomaly. You're so predictable. Tell us something we don't know that
you're predictable. Only predictable exactly how predictable? Predict that you predict how we're
going to only predictable because our DM had a month to plan, knowing what
we were going to do. I didn't plan the whole time. Um,
but are y'all gonna have a real response to him? Um? You totally
just killed this woman? Yeah, I'm I want to look around the room
and find if there's some other way to access this containment, Like can you
pull off parts of the panels to like see it better without you know,
having a bunch of liquid blood the room? Can you? Like, I'm
just trying to get like an idea. I mean, you have the console.
You have the console right in front of you, Like there is there
is stuff that you could do at the console. All right, I'll have
all right, everybody stay back. I'm gonna have blip log into the console
because if anything shoots out, it's not going to stab his eyeball out.
So blip go ahead and jack in and we're all gonna take two steps back.
All right. And you hear again, do you really think that your
little toy can out hack me? Well, I tell you what I think.
I think you should just come out here and find us. I'd like
a count. As you say that, you start seeing something lowering from the
ceiling because the lights didn't go out this time. Lights are on, and
Liam does not look like anything you have ever seen before. He's reached a
point in his in his technophilia. I guess that's the right word, technofi.
He's a technofile. Technophilia. Yeah, his technophilia if not kind of
disgusting. There's he has completely, like effectively removed all traces of humanity from
himself. Um, Like, he doesn't even have like a normal face.
He has six additional robotic arms from from his normal limbs, and his legs
and arms like he's almost completely white with like gold legs. All the extra
arms are white. Um. He is using one arm to it looks like
he's holding a screen in the other hand is like typing on it. One
of his arms like you would notice it knits as a plasma emitterr. His
other arm is like clawled, and he's just got a bunch of shit going
on. He's even holding up a ballistic shield in one in one of his
arms, so he's he's all TechEd out. He's like super pumped up now
android or full on robot at this point, and he drops down about fifty
feet behind y'all or whoa, whoa. If y'all were facing the thing,
which y'all would have seen him coming down, y'all would have faced him.
But he's fifty feet away from you, and you're next to the panel or
the yeah, the panel for the containment, And go ahead and roll that
hack for Blith because he is like counter hacking you. That's an eighteen.
You just hear him say damn it, and go ahead and roll for initiative.
I did not think my eighteen was going to do it. Good boy,
good boy, I think you could really outhack me. Oh no,
no, no, no, no, no eleven for my initiative. Five.
Um Zaus's initiative is going to be a twenty two cheeze. If you're
going to show us up, I guess you had to go all out.
He did roll with twenty, so don't don't count on that to happen in
combat now, all right, uh Zaus? You are up and into him
like he he seems distracted with like his he's like, damn it. That's
what that's where it ended. Okay, respond to that prime opportunity. Zaus
is going to start off by activating the um the Kaiju scale, Like you
know what, Liam, I kind of tie to you, like all these
changes and everything. I just can't keep on, Like can you just stop
it? And uh he's gonna try and fire the under barrel rocket at at
Liam and whatever whatever like, Uh well, I'm sure most of them probably
is kind of inanimate sort of but probably doesn't count in that way. But
you know what, just for the sake of ease, I'm gonna go ahead
and like aim at the tablet that he's holding out, Okay, okay,
because that way I get advantage, all right, Okay, So it's gonna
be thirty d Yeah, that hits ridiculous, right, all right, So
it's gonna be um seventeen damage for full but since it's an animate inanimate object,
it's going to take thirty four instead, and then the half is going
to be eight um and for any inanimate objects in the like fifteen foot area,
it's gonna be sixteen damage. All right. See, you actually blow
up the tablet and he is pissed, doesn't have any facial expressions because he's
got a They're all gone. Now his face, his face is like like
he doesn't even have a mouth, nose anything like it, Like you don't
even see eyes, Like it's just like a blank face. He's basically a
brain in a jar and it is He's just like ah, and he points
the plasma emitter at all of you. You see the barrel is just like
a like a circle barrel as a as a like a beam like a small
beam is coming out of it. But the barrel like like like his whole
arm kind of like shrinks in on itself but expands at the same time,
and he blasts a wave of plasma in a sixty foot cone at all of
you, and give me a dexterity saving throw twenty one twenty six sixteen.
Okay, Zoos and Sylvia save and they are going to take twenty one radiant
damage. Okay, um and Knits, you are gonna take forty two radiant
damage. Lie just got lit up and he's going to whip his other normal
looking arm over that has this claw on it, and it flips around and
an assault cannon appears in its place with an under barrel shotgun, and it's
gonna fire assault count cannon rounds at zoos. Uh. That is everything's over
twenty yep, well, then everything gets Okay, you're gonna take nineteen piercing
damage before having anything. Nothing has yet because I'm not actually raging. Okay,
well, no, nineteen per hit. So that's three hits. Okay,
you got it, you got the total. Okay to see it,
all right, And it is Sylvia's turn. She will cast summoned shadow spawn
at level you call forth a shadowy spirit. It manifests in an unoccupied space
that you can see within range. This corporeal form uses the shadow spirit stat
blaw. When you cast a spell choosing emotion fury despair of fear, the
creature resembles a misshapen biped market by the chosen emotion, which determines its traits
in a stat blaw. It's an ally to me and my companions in combat.
The creature shares my initiative, but takes its turn immediately after month it
obeys my verbal command. Let's see, I'm gonna choose fury, okay,
and it takes its place close to Liam. Okay. And for my bonus
action, I'm going to use my rebellious shell get lost, and she's going
to say, there can only be one stone faced, cold hearted bitch spitting
radiance on my show Get Lost, And let's see, he can make a
constitution saving throw and it has to beat the seventeen. It's seventeen exactly,
So I assume you saved, right, yes, yes, they said,
okay, all right, that's it. That's Sylvia Stern good all right,
and nits. You still know the blueprints at this place. You know that
this isn't the only panel. There is panels all around this thing. But
what Blip did was able to bypass the first layer of protection on getting this
shut down. But there is still more to hack. Okay, I will
continue having him hack, so we can get that to that in a second
if I need another role. And in the meantime, I'm gonna what's blit?
What's blips hp? Um? Oh? Yeah? Five sixty hp?
Sixty hp? Uh? Did you roll for him to dodge? I did
not? That deck safe? I didn't. But he got a GNAT twenty
so that okay? So he would take the twenty one radiant damage all right?
Yeah? Out of sixty hp he took how much? Twenty one?
Okay, so he's still kicking, Yeah, because he was in that blast.
Okay he didn't like it though, right, but he's still kicking he
did not like it. Yeah, let's say he used the chair, Yeah,
the back to block it a little bit. It's a little robot body
duck duck down, all right, back to Zaus. Wait, oh no,
no, no, no, you haven't done your turn yet. I'm
sorry, yeah, hater, Yeah, okay, I'm actually gonna pull up
my glove real quick and push the button to activate the regent aura. So
dark forest green light comes out from around my glove and tendril reach out to
touch my allies, and at the beginning of everybody's turn, they regain two
D six hit points. And I'm hiding behind us if I can, all
right, and then do I need to make another hacking role for Blip,
Yes, if that's what you're continuing to do. It's seventeen seventeen, all
right, he got through another layers, good boy, Blip. Now it's
Susi's turn, and you get two D six hit points back. Yeah,
all right, pretty good? Eleven heck yeah, all right. Um,
so Zaus is not going to mess around here. He's gonna go ahead and
pop rage Gap gets even bigger with his silver What are you silver with the
with the your body? No, no, number one, you just get
bigger. Yeah yeah that's right. Nitz has the thing that can turn you
chrome. I forgot about that. Oh yeah, yeah yeah, I just
I was a mad ending that this whole time. For a second there,
I thought you were gonna be like, oh yeah, you're going like super
saying or something. Yeah. Um anyway, so uh you're gonna go ahead
and just unload, uh like full burst of gatlin. Okay, I'm imagining
like you just grew even bigger and like knits can like see through your legs,
like as he was like trying to hide behind you, like in between
your legs, and he's just like, oh your leg Oh man, that's
just what I was imagined. I don't know if that's actually happened. It
works for me, all right, So a seventeen to eighteens and a nineteen
the seventeen misses okay, full, I don't always take so long. Ros
It is a lot of roles. I'm just gonna tally this all up.
It's kind of a lot to keep it in my head. Okay, that
shirt makes sense. Now, there's like intense music playing right now in the
back, okay. Um. And I'm gonna also preface this just a little
bit by saying that I was kind of messing up the whole time, okay,
because I was still kind of in three point five slash pathfinder rules mode,
okay, and I was neglecting the fact that ranged weapons actually do add
decks, which in my case, actually adds strength to the damage. Yes,
it does. Yes, So with that in mind, the total amongst
the three shots is going to be eighty five. Okay. It helps a
lot when you're adding ten to every damage roll. Yeah. Oh, and
I have a feat that allows me to reroll ones and twos on damage.
All right. He is pissed off him and me Vota, So he is
is going to like that plasma cannon is going to go from it's it's short
wide range back to back to the long range with the smaller barrel, and
he is going to fire a shot directly at Zaus like that's that's tighter,
um, And it's just five feet what um? And you're gonna be in
at two knits because you're hiding behind Zaos And that is a that's a deck
safe. It's another deck safe. Yep. Okay, let me let me
do something real quick. Okay. So I am going to use my cardic
and get a GNAT twenty on the safe okay. And while I'm doing that,
I'm also going to activate my assuna burst, so my concentrated force of
will extends out for me sixty foot or sixty feet and in a sixty foot
radius whenever I succeed on a saving throw to resist. Oh wait, is
this a spell damage? Maybe I shouldn't this If it's not spell damage,
I mean it's it's it's a I would I would count it as like like
okay, okay, okay, So whenever I succeed on a saving throw,
I can use my reaction to cast this spell and grant each non hostile character
within the area advantage on their saving throws as well. Okay, for how
long it's a reaction. It's just a bird, just this one whatever,
whatever thing it is. M trying to remember numbers from earlier, and I
don't um sure, we'll we'll, we'll try for it. Anyway, I'm
gonna go ahead and burn my cardach and that'll bring it to a total of
eighteen. Oh that was after your advantage that was after advantage I rolled lower
the second dang Zaus. You are going to take the full ray of that
at forty two radiant damage okay, and knits, of course you would dodge
um or I guess take less damage by hiding behind uh Zoo's taking the full
bit at twenty one. Is it somewhat maddening that Zeal still took less damage
than you, I mean less actual damage. My question is going to be
when I'm dead, does my gloves still evaminate that healing? Or well,
when you're unconscious, you're not dead? That is true? Facetious? I
hope no. He means after he rolls three death, says like Nitz,
you're still up? Yeah, yeah, I am. Well he's not done.
Um not not targeting bit, he's hiding, but he is going to
pop off two shots at Zao's and one shot at Blip. Well one's in
that one and the other one is twenty one, no twenty two, Well
twenty plus does hit. Yeah, and that is a twenty six on Blip,
so nineteen damage before any deductions for Zaos and nineteen damage for Blip.
Okay, and I will say Molly is is uh kind of cowering right now.
Um no, she would have gotten hit by the radiant, but she
is unconscious. She is uh probably like in bad shape. I'm not dead
yet and it's not dead yet. No. And then the guard if he
even did come in with it as is probably just mean. Well, death
saves for an MPC right now. It's times like this, I'm really glad
that negative HP isn't a thing. Still intro and outro music by Nico Rodriguez.
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