Fame. Uh, he'd liked to be walked on a leash and play really
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a kid, I used to come on from school and watch four o'clock was
the Mike Douglas Show of the MERV Griffin Show. I think Mike was on
Channel four and murvher was on channel nine, I think or two and nine,
and I'd run home, I get a bowllet cereal. I'd sit in
front of the TV and I'd watched him talk to you know whoever. Different
guests, Burt Reynolds, Dinah Shore, whoever, was on a lot of
comics were on back then, these shows broke a lot of comedians like David
Brenner, Jay Leno, George Carlin, a lot of I remember Jay Leno's
bit back then was to always act man, you know what, man,
its gotta be steamed. You're really making mad, and even bring a TV
guide on with him and get angry about the TV shows that are on.
That was his that was his gimmick back then. Now, all these years
later, he's gotta put his wife in a conservative ship because she's got this
dreaded Alice Himer's it's so said, forty plus years of marriage, seventy five
years old, very sad story. What's going on in Jay's Jay's life?
Nice guy? I see him on wanting to hear with them. At the
neighborhood handy market wherever you Saturday, they serve big old barbecue of tri tip
and park back ribs. So Jay always shows up denim shirt, denim pans
and some vintage car. Waits online with those regular people, talks to us.
No big deal, Jays in Town said, But anyhow, I feel
like I'm as angry as Jay used to be when I was a kid,
and now I'm what fifty years older, this Kathy Griffin's got me pissed off.
Kathy Griffin is begging fans to buy tickets to her upcoming comedy tour because
she says tickets said not selling well. And she put out this plea to
her fans in a recent video posted to her various social and media accounts.
Don't show the kids. Don't let them watch this when the lights are out.
She's petrified. She looks like the clown from the movie It Fucked Ronald
McDonald and ran away with Carrot Top. And I like Carrot Top. He's
a good guy, but he looks like how he looks. She transformed it
to him plus Ronald McDonald plus it the clown from it. It's disgusting.
What should I feel bad that she went through some really personal stuff in terms
of her health, That's not what I'm laughing at. But begging people aj
you begged us to be patients not the same thing. I didn't shout all
over our president, taking his head and make him believe he's decapitator and complain
of the states that I'm gonna play what you're primarily Republican, aren't coming to
see me perform. And she's so stupid. It's all about the tour man,
just freaking get me the opening night in Des Moines, and Omaha's not
selling well either. First of all, there's not enough people there, she
said. Does she know both Iowa and Nebraska voted heavily in favor of President
Trump in twenty twenty? She did you understand that? Why would they go
run and see her? It's like me gonna tell jokes to my mother in
law's driveway. Well, I mean, we got a but you get the
point. It's not friendly fire over there. I need comedy fans to come
out and see see me in Kansas City. Come on, I need sellouts.
I've been through hell. I've been through so much crap since my last
tour. I actually just have to laugh at it. I just have to
laugh. Well, no one's laughing with you anymore, Kathy. We used
to when you had to Bravo show My Life on the D List. Then
you thought you were a list and everything came crumbling down. You thought you
were Joan Rivers on the red carpet, which should not. You can't reproduce
Joan Rivers with your snarky comments. You were never known for fashion. You
would never known to have that kind of mouth. You can't reproduce Joan.
I could give Kathy Griffin a lesson and where she went wrong. The day
that I went to go tape Bill Maher's podcast was the same day Kathy Griffin
went. She went ahead of me in the green room, was her her
husband Randy Dick, oh god, husband Beard, whatever you want to call
him, skirt, and her episode went on the air. My episode never
aired. I say it's because I probably got too fucked up on Bill's weed,
because I'm not a pot smoker, and I, as I've said to
my audience, I don't remember thirty minutes of that show, at least of
what I spoke about. I don't. I know I was very pro Trump.
Bill doesn't like that it took Bill a year to air the Adam Carroll
episode. Even if he did air it, I'm not even sure. I'm
kind of the same in terms of the way we feel about the country.
Mine mean, I air, but Kathy Griffin's air. I know they've been
friends for years, but I've known Bill for thirty years as well. I'm
not bitter. I'm just saying she's no longer funny. She's a liberal hag.
When she was on the D List, politics were never mentioned. She
had funny stories to tell about celebrities. Now she's a sad story herself.
But she did say her tour was gonna include jokes about former President Trump's courtroom
battle with Egen Carol, you know the one he raped that he's got to
pay eighty three million dollars to. I know who Egen Carroll was. I
was in New York because she had a sex column and Cosmo magazine. I
think it was. I had a girlfriend back then, a Playboy playmate who
was beautiful, great body, of the whole thing, just what you expect
to spill out of the pages of Playboy, but didn't know what to do
in the bedroom, just didn't know what it wasn't didn't have that capability.
You would think, there's no way I lived it. Somehow, she made
friends with Egen Carroll and began to tell her about her problems in the bedroom,
that it wasn't mine, it was her problem. Egene got her to
do all these things. Basically, Egene told her to buy dildos and and
uh vibrators. Her whole top draw was filled with them, long cords.
It was like disgusting. I don't mind someone bringing them to the but doesn't
fill your whole draw with them an assortment. Egen Carroll could do nothing for
this girl, and now she's claiming Trump tried to rape an addressing room at
Bergdolf Goodman. Let me tell you them. Ninety nine percent of you don't
know or haven't ever been to Bergdolf Goodman. It is a very classy department
store in New York City. I went there once when I presented an Emmy
back in two thousand and one with Andy Richter. Everybody got a big basket
of free, crazy, beautiful, expensive shit, jewelry, cameras, watches,
trips, spa visits, teeth whitening. It was ridiculous, thirty eight
thousand dollars of free stuff. I spread it all out on my floor in
my house in California, and then nine to eleven happened a few days later,
and I thought, how can I look at all this free ship,
All this despair was going on in America. People are crying, their loved
ones are dead. I gave all this shit away to my friends. I
kept one thing, and that was I was allowed to go to Bergolf Goodman
and get a complimentary, custom made, custom fitted suit of my liking.
So I went there and I got a white Giorgio Armani suit cut to my
specs. Back then, when I was whatever, I was thirty nine years
old, forty years old. I wore twice. I think fit like a
glove. I loved it. Brunolf Goudban. You cannot rape someone in the
dressing room. It's very quiet in there. And Donald Trump back then he
had a crowd wherever he walks. No one could. It would be like
saying Barney the Dinosaur rape me. Everybody knows who Barney is. He attracts
a crowd. So did Trump back in that in that day and age.
So this story is complete bullshit. I'll tell you more about the other alleged
rapist Eging Carol is said to have. But she's friends now with Kathy Griffith.
But this is the same Eging Carol who accused a lot of people of
rape. I never saw such an unbecoming woman who has had so many men
who wanted to rape her. Have you? I mean she said a land
Cooper that she thinks rape is sexy. You heard that right now? You're
watching her public relations rape tour. This Lutesic filed multiple lawsuits against Trump,
The first render a five million dollar judgment against him. The second, the
latest suit because he called her a whack job during a CNN town hall event,
led to an eighty three million dollar judgment. The jury should all be
hung, The judge should be shot. This is an outrage that kind of
money is handed over to anybody for anything near that. Her reaction to the
ruling is as unhinged and obsessive as I've ever seen. Three days after the
jury made their announcement, Eateam Carol vowed that she would use the money to
make to make something that Donald Trump hates. I'm gonna use it on something
that he hates. I'll cause him pain for me to give money to certain
things. That's that's my intent. It's gonna cause him pain. She said
she would create a fun for the women who have been sexually assaulted by Donald
Trump. After the two week trial, Jura took less than three hours or
to turn out that verdict of eighty three million bucks in damages. Is this
woman playing with a full debt. It's as if she's goating Trump to say
something again that would allow her to file another lawsuit. Instead, she delivered
these off the wall remarks during an interview with Crazy Rachel Manow and WNBC,
where she detailed how she's gonna go on a luxury spending spree, which led
to her lawyer being very embarrassed. That's a joke. That's a joke.
Manow asked her, Rachel, what do you plan to do? I know,
have I call her Adrian Cooper? I hope, I said to Carol,
I just feel like I said a Cooper A couple months either way,
Egrian Carroll. Rachel mad said, Egen, I know you said you're gonna
do great things with that money for women's rights. Well tell me what you
want to do. Then she became a comedian, Well pay you what I'm
gonna do. Here's what I do. I'm gonna we're gonna go shopping,
me and you, Rachel. First thing, we're gonna gonna wardrobes and you
want a penalce, You're gonna get a penalce. This one's getting a fishing
rod. This one's gonna get And the lawyers are going, that's a joke.
That's a joke. Keep making the rounds because the networks that hate Trump,
this is just making his run stronger. The left doesn't get that this
sort of stuff only helps Trump. You could argue that Egene Carroll gave Trump
a contribution equal to that eighty three million dollar judgment. The guy's worth many
times more than that judgment. So calm down. You didn't ruin the man,
You didn't kill a wolf like you think you did. But when I
see the woman, the women of the view, taking a victory lap,
as if this is all gonna impact Trump's march to the White House, I
want to throw up. They walked out to the theme song of the Apprentice
for the Love of Money. You know how stupid they looked, and the
crowd hoots and hollers. You're gonna go shopping with me, Ray Rachel.
We're gonna get new wardrobe, new shoes. You wanna penass? What an
asshole? This is the kind of clip, trust me, that could win
Trump an election or help him tremendously. And I'll tell you something that a
lot of smart people are already thinking. Sexual assault victims don't usually respond like
this. They must have forgotten that poor Egen Carol also has accused in her
life of raping her a babysit his boyfriend, a dentist, a camp counselor,
an unnamed college professor, also CBS chief former chief less moon this I'm
sure less chased around a desk. He was a big horn dog. But
those other people, they don't want to talk about this shit anymore. They're
live. Were turned upside down by these ridiculous threats of you rape me.
This woman thinks everybody wants the rape from christ Emily Radikowski hasn't accused one guy
of rape, and everybody who sees it wants to fuck her. But Egen
Carroll, boy, she can't keep him off her. If Trump just stays
focused, lets his legal team handle his bullshit, Let Ejen Carol be the
sideshow, focus on winning. That's the greatest revenge. Back to the ginger
comedian Kathy Griffin top Carol Griffin, who's now friends with Egen Carroll, posting
photos of them together on Instagram. Griffin, as you know, recently filed
for divorce. I said it from her husband, Randy Bick, which rhymes
with dick, and I'm not the only one saying that's what he prefers.
She also revealed that she got her lips tattooed, and that's why her face
is so swollen, pronounced and swollen. Listen, I've had you know,
I had Bell's palsy twenty years ago, so I've gotten botox and filler a
couple times to help it. The botox helps. It keeps the eye on
my left side bigger. It keeps my eyebrow up because my eye tends to
shut sometimes or smaller than the right eye. People said they don't notice,
but it's bullshit. I can see it. You can see it. It
helps, but it's expensive, and I stopped doing it like four years ago.
I put in five hundred bucks in my face twice a year. It's
too narcissistic. But Katy Griffin doesn't know when to fucking stop tattooing the lips
now. And you wonder why this guy wants out outside of the fact that
he found them on the man allegedly. But here's what gets you pissed off.
He is complaining that she's suffering from PTSD due to the enormous public backlash
when she was photographed with the replica of a bloody, severed Trump head.
This bitch deserves every bit of trouble she's been going through. Not the health
trouble. I wouldn't put that on anybody, but this kind of stuff,
she deserves it. Why didn't she book something more reasonable, like the dairy
Queen in Arkansas, Gilbert Arkansas. That'd be a great crowd that you'll fill
up. But she spent the last nine years taking a big steaming dump on
half the country, and she acts surprised that no one wants to go see
her. But the nerve had mentioned PTSD when we lost three servicemen, because
if Iran the very country Joe Biden sent billions to when they counted by sending
a drone up our serviceman's ass three people dead, or as Colin John p
S's three military military, three free folk military folks, three military folks.
Idiot can't even speak what a clown show? Speaking of clowns, Kathy Griffin
needs to be dropped in a battle zone so she can actually learn what it
means to experience PTSD. I say, Gaza is a good place, you
know, just a couple of days in Gaza. A pair of Hollywood's most
iconic classic films are gonna go undergo diverse reboots at the hands of the the
Hollywood writer Kenya Baris. I almost vomit when I say his name. He's
changing the main characters to people of color. Barras, as you know,
maybe don't know, has directed many race centric titles since twenty twenty, including
TV shows Hashtag Black af and Blackish, which I can't watch because I can't
stand Anthony Anderson. He's a piece of shit human. He's bad to girls.
I've told a personal story about him on Patreon. I'm not gonna repeat
here. Let's just say he's fond of sending out dick pics to people he
meets for fifteen minutes at an airport. He also directed You People and the
remake of White Men Can't Jump, which nobody saw, starring Jock Jack Harlowe.
No one saw it. His next ventures, he says, are reportedly
a reimagining of two industry classics, The Wizard of Oz and It's a Wonderful
Life. What's the Wonderful Life gonna be called? It's It's an eye Life,
It's an eye Life. Can't stand this idea. The Oz movie,
he says, will utilize a completely different setting and take place in an apartment
complex in Inglewood, California, called the bottoms where the new darth He will
live. I'm sure the tin man's a drug dealer. The Covalti lion is
what the crips, and the straw the straw man is west his pants passed
his ass. Don't all scarecrows do that any he says. The original Wizard
of Oz took place during the Great Depression. It was about self reliance and
what people were going through. I think this is the perfect time to switch
the characters and talk about what some sometimes and someone imagines that life could be.
He also told the talk show host Jimmy Fallon, who just loves to
shirk anybody off who shows up, his plans to purposely cast the movie with
diverse stars. Yeah, because those movies are always better way. I mean,
wasn't The Whiz better than The Wizard of Oz? Wasn't the Whiz of
Michael Jackson and Diana Ross better than The Whiz with Judy Garland? Oh yeah,
give me a goddamn break. He's on down the road. He's on
down, he's alone down. Didn't we try that? You gotta do it
again. I think it's the best time to do this, he said,
because we need to turn a mirror on society because we need to see ourselves,
and I want to do it with diverse characters. The character lives in
Englewood and someone comes up and shinds up in the Underhood, which is right
outside of oz and it takes place from there. This is the kind of
story you think of when you have too much cocaine and the next day you
rip it up and go now, this is too cracky forget that idea.
It's stupid. But since he can shit on the script and get it made,
he's gonna get this made. I want I want to make people think
that they can feel good and also make people feel seen who hadn't felt seen.
He also has to take on a reboot of the forty six Christmas classic
It's a Wonderful Life, star on Jimmy Stewart. He explained that the movie's
plot is a perfect story to be portrayed by an actor who is black or
brown skin, except for the part where he wants to jump off the bridge
into the ocean because black guys don't swim too well, so we have to
pick a different thing for him to do. Your new Jimmy Stewart character,
don't tell me it's it's Egris Elber or is it ice Cube? Who are
you gonna go with this time? I feel like Christmas movies are amazing,
and I think the idea of taking something that has long history and a tale
behind it and putting an amazing piece of talent to tell that story. It's
a guy who's trying to help us, help out his community, and things
are gonna turn up. We know the story. I think that's the perfect
story to tell for a person of color, blacklaw, brown to get into
that because our communities have some issues and someone is trying to help that community
out, you get it. I think that's the perfect vehicle to tell the
story from. Oh so you're gonna make like a BLM it's a wonderful life
with one of the BLM founders because they did wonderful things by stealing fifty million
dollars and getting themselves big mansions all over the country. Yeah, do it
to put a BLM slant on it's a wonderful life. How stupid. He
went on to mention that he receives criticism for using others intellectual property, but
he believes that certain stories should be told again and again and again. No
no, he thinks doing remakes of classic films is a gift and one that
he helps. He keeps getting my advice, Keny embarrass, write an original
goddamn screenplay all black Hollywood likes to do now and I can go back back
to the color purple last month? Who needed a new color purple? People
are surprised produces a surprise that I didn't do well. No one wants to
see a new color purple. Nobody wants to see new roots. They were
classics or they were made. We don't need to see him done over again.
You can't readpeat what will Big Goldberg did in the first one? Come
on, it's just stupid ideas all because of direct diversity, equity and inclusion.
Not everybody needs to be included in a movie or a movie that's already
been deemed the classic. Write an original screenplay. I want to make a
white version of Colors, or maybe Boys in the Hood. How about sal
the pizzeria on it and do the right thing. Shoots all the black guys
who destroy his pizza place, which they deserved. Once that guy through the
wastebasket into the window to break it open and light it out fire, he
should have been shot in the real New York City that guy shot. Just
make your own shit. Stop trying to redo what white people did to perfection.
And that's not to say there were no black folks on the cast and
crew of those classic films, but for God's sakes, be original, because
now I gotta see commercials for the new Mister and Missus Smith starring the impish
Donald Glover and some Asian actress that they really believe this will get any traction
going up against the original what was the sexiest, most beautiful pairing and maybe
the history of film, Brad Pitt and Angelina Joe Lee, the movie that
ended his marriage to what's her name? Come on to Jen, there's these
two of the heights of their beauty back then. And Janiston, I know
she can't see that movie. She's not gonna see this redo with Donald Glover
and some Asian chick nobody does her name? Just google her name. Childish
Gambino plays he's one hundred and thirty two pounds soaking wet. All this shit
bothers me so much. Okay, this morning I hear some black ESPN sports
commentator is Ryan Clark? Is Ryan Something? I think it's Clark, he
said. The Baltimore Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson, had he gotten to the Super
Bowl, would have been the first authentic black quarterback to ever get there.
What so Patrick Mahomes doesn't count because he's just half black? Russell Wilson doesn't
count because he's too prim and proper. Does being with his beautiful wife count?
Is she black enough? What about Doug Williams, the first black quarterback
to win a Super Bowl in nineteen eighty eight for the Washington Redskins. He
doesn't count either? Why is it because Lamar Jackson straightens his hair and sometimes
wears it in curls like Pootie Tang? Does that make them authentically black?
If that's the case, then Barack Obama's not an authentic black president? Shouldhead
did this? Other quarterbacks need to carry a gun into a strip club to
be called authentic? Throw up gang signs, maybe drowned pit bull or two.
What a dumb thing to say? And ESPN won't do it because they're
so woke and so scared to tell a black man how you can't say that?
He let me tell you, Oh I can't a kid, I'll still
what I want, Oh, you're right, diversity, equity inclusion. We
forgot our bed being held hostage by these assholes who don't know any better.
And yet networks like ESPN, who is so woke, are letting them say
stupid, dumb shit like this. Lamar Jackson, There's something called the wonder
Lick Test that college football players entering the draft take. It's a sit down,
written exam. It lets owners or let's end, NFL owners know how
smart. In terms of an IQ, A a player is some fifty questions.
Some guys have gotten fifty, right, some got forty eight, which
is near genius. In fact, it is genius. It's an IQ in
the one sixty area. I'm embarrassed to say what Lamar Jackson gut. I
think he got like a twelve out of fifty, which means he's basically a
dunce playing in the NFL. Now, does he have more talent than the
next five quarterbacks combined? Yeah? Probably, That's why he was MVP and
might even be one again this year, and Mike compete toward that goal.
He's only what twenty seven, twenty years old? Now, he's got plenty
of time. But that's so bad and dumb he is. But that's the
first authentic black guy. That's what this black ESPN commentated thinks is what he
needs to see in the super Bowl. A guy that scores a six or
a twelve out of fifty as being an authentic black guy. What an asshole?
Should he pull his pants? Pass his ass to eh? She throws
something through a window and a store and steel jewelries. I make him authentic
enough for you. Come, we're talking about these people. These people are
nuts. Any I'm all angered out. I can't keep doing this. Listen.
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