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Fame. Uh, he'd liked to
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dirty, kinky sex games. Is
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peacock network. Okay, bitch,
Hey, everybody, aj Benzi here with

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fame as a bitch. This is
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twenty four, two one two two
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birds out there, this is a
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guys. You know, some of
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concerned about you wing friends out there. Some feel that life the world has

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not been so kind to you,
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lawns and shopping malls. That's not
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Patreon dot com slash famous a bitch
every day thirty or forty minutes a day,

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not two and a half hours like
Joe Rogan talking to a fucking scientist

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or Elon Musk at the fifteenth time. God bless them, but that that

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ain't my bag. I give you
thirty five to forty minutes on the way

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to work, wash the dishes before
you go to bed, when you wake

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up. Whenever it's nice and easy. You get breaking stories, you get

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fun side stories. You get my
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stories like you can't believe. The
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run about an hour each one.
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a whole month's worth of podcasts for
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there. Bird's okay. I feel
like, you know, when I was

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a kid, I used to come
on from school and watch four o'clock was

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the Mike Douglas Show of the MERV
Griffin Show. I think Mike was on

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Channel four and murvher was on channel
nine, I think or two and nine,

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and I'd run home, I get
a bowllet cereal. I'd sit in

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front of the TV and I'd watched
him talk to you know whoever. Different

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guests, Burt Reynolds, Dinah Shore, whoever, was on a lot of

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comics were on back then, these
shows broke a lot of comedians like David

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Brenner, Jay Leno, George Carlin, a lot of I remember Jay Leno's

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bit back then was to always act
man, you know what, man,

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its gotta be steamed. You're really
making mad, and even bring a TV

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guide on with him and get angry
about the TV shows that are on.

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That was his that was his gimmick
back then. Now, all these years

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later, he's gotta put his wife
in a conservative ship because she's got this

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dreaded Alice Himer's it's so said,
forty plus years of marriage, seventy five

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years old, very sad story.
What's going on in Jay's Jay's life?

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Nice guy? I see him on
wanting to hear with them. At the

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neighborhood handy market wherever you Saturday,
they serve big old barbecue of tri tip

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and park back ribs. So Jay
always shows up denim shirt, denim pans

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and some vintage car. Waits online
with those regular people, talks to us.

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No big deal, Jays in Town
said, But anyhow, I feel

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like I'm as angry as Jay used
to be when I was a kid,

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and now I'm what fifty years older, this Kathy Griffin's got me pissed off.

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Kathy Griffin is begging fans to buy
tickets to her upcoming comedy tour because

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she says tickets said not selling well. And she put out this plea to

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her fans in a recent video posted
to her various social and media accounts.

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Don't show the kids. Don't let
them watch this when the lights are out.

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She's petrified. She looks like the
clown from the movie It Fucked Ronald

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McDonald and ran away with Carrot Top. And I like Carrot Top. He's

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a good guy, but he looks
like how he looks. She transformed it

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to him plus Ronald McDonald plus it
the clown from it. It's disgusting.

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What should I feel bad that she
went through some really personal stuff in terms

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of her health, That's not what
I'm laughing at. But begging people aj

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you begged us to be patients not
the same thing. I didn't shout all

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over our president, taking his head
and make him believe he's decapitator and complain

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of the states that I'm gonna play
what you're primarily Republican, aren't coming to

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see me perform. And she's so
stupid. It's all about the tour man,

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just freaking get me the opening night
in Des Moines, and Omaha's not

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selling well either. First of all, there's not enough people there, she

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said. Does she know both Iowa
and Nebraska voted heavily in favor of President

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Trump in twenty twenty? She did
you understand that? Why would they go

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run and see her? It's like
me gonna tell jokes to my mother in

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law's driveway. Well, I mean, we got a but you get the

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point. It's not friendly fire over
there. I need comedy fans to come

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out and see see me in Kansas
City. Come on, I need sellouts.

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I've been through hell. I've been
through so much crap since my last

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tour. I actually just have to
laugh at it. I just have to

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laugh. Well, no one's laughing
with you anymore, Kathy. We used

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to when you had to Bravo show
My Life on the D List. Then

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you thought you were a list and
everything came crumbling down. You thought you

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were Joan Rivers on the red carpet, which should not. You can't reproduce

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Joan Rivers with your snarky comments.
You were never known for fashion. You

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would never known to have that kind
of mouth. You can't reproduce Joan.

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I could give Kathy Griffin a lesson
and where she went wrong. The day

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that I went to go tape Bill
Maher's podcast was the same day Kathy Griffin

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went. She went ahead of me
in the green room, was her her

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husband Randy Dick, oh god,
husband Beard, whatever you want to call

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him, skirt, and her episode
went on the air. My episode never

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aired. I say it's because I
probably got too fucked up on Bill's weed,

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because I'm not a pot smoker,
and I, as I've said to

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my audience, I don't remember thirty
minutes of that show, at least of

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what I spoke about. I don't. I know I was very pro Trump.

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Bill doesn't like that it took Bill
a year to air the Adam Carroll

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episode. Even if he did air
it, I'm not even sure. I'm

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kind of the same in terms of
the way we feel about the country.

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Mine mean, I air, but
Kathy Griffin's air. I know they've been

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friends for years, but I've known
Bill for thirty years as well. I'm

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not bitter. I'm just saying she's
no longer funny. She's a liberal hag.

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When she was on the D List, politics were never mentioned. She

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had funny stories to tell about celebrities. Now she's a sad story herself.

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But she did say her tour was
gonna include jokes about former President Trump's courtroom

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battle with Egen Carol, you know
the one he raped that he's got to

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pay eighty three million dollars to.
I know who Egen Carroll was. I

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was in New York because she had
a sex column and Cosmo magazine. I

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think it was. I had a
girlfriend back then, a Playboy playmate who

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was beautiful, great body, of
the whole thing, just what you expect

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to spill out of the pages of
Playboy, but didn't know what to do

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in the bedroom, just didn't know
what it wasn't didn't have that capability.

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You would think, there's no way
I lived it. Somehow, she made

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friends with Egen Carroll and began to
tell her about her problems in the bedroom,

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that it wasn't mine, it was
her problem. Egene got her to

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do all these things. Basically,
Egene told her to buy dildos and and

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uh vibrators. Her whole top draw
was filled with them, long cords.

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It was like disgusting. I don't
mind someone bringing them to the but doesn't

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fill your whole draw with them an
assortment. Egen Carroll could do nothing for

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this girl, and now she's claiming
Trump tried to rape an addressing room at

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Bergdolf Goodman. Let me tell you
them. Ninety nine percent of you don't

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know or haven't ever been to Bergdolf
Goodman. It is a very classy department

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store in New York City. I
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back in two thousand and one with
Andy Richter. Everybody got a big basket

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of free, crazy, beautiful,
expensive shit, jewelry, cameras, watches,

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trips, spa visits, teeth whitening. It was ridiculous, thirty eight

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thousand dollars of free stuff. I
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my house in California, and then
nine to eleven happened a few days later,

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and I thought, how can I
look at all this free ship,

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All this despair was going on in
America. People are crying, their loved

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ones are dead. I gave all
this shit away to my friends. I

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kept one thing, and that was
I was allowed to go to Bergolf Goodman

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and get a complimentary, custom made, custom fitted suit of my liking.

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So I went there and I got
a white Giorgio Armani suit cut to my

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specs. Back then, when I
was whatever, I was thirty nine years

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old, forty years old. I
wore twice. I think fit like a

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glove. I loved it. Brunolf
Goudban. You cannot rape someone in the

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dressing room. It's very quiet in
there. And Donald Trump back then he

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had a crowd wherever he walks.
No one could. It would be like

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saying Barney the Dinosaur rape me.
Everybody knows who Barney is. He attracts

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a crowd. So did Trump back
in that in that day and age.

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So this story is complete bullshit.
I'll tell you more about the other alleged

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rapist Eging Carol is said to have. But she's friends now with Kathy Griffith.

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But this is the same Eging Carol
who accused a lot of people of

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rape. I never saw such an
unbecoming woman who has had so many men

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who wanted to rape her. Have
you? I mean she said a land

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Cooper that she thinks rape is sexy. You heard that right now? You're

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watching her public relations rape tour.
This Lutesic filed multiple lawsuits against Trump,

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The first render a five million dollar
judgment against him. The second, the

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latest suit because he called her a
whack job during a CNN town hall event,

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led to an eighty three million dollar
judgment. The jury should all be

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hung, The judge should be shot. This is an outrage that kind of

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money is handed over to anybody for
anything near that. Her reaction to the

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ruling is as unhinged and obsessive as
I've ever seen. Three days after the

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jury made their announcement, Eateam Carol
vowed that she would use the money to

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make to make something that Donald Trump
hates. I'm gonna use it on something

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that he hates. I'll cause him
pain for me to give money to certain

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things. That's that's my intent.
It's gonna cause him pain. She said

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she would create a fun for the
women who have been sexually assaulted by Donald

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Trump. After the two week trial, Jura took less than three hours or

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to turn out that verdict of eighty
three million bucks in damages. Is this

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woman playing with a full debt.
It's as if she's goating Trump to say

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something again that would allow her to
file another lawsuit. Instead, she delivered

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these off the wall remarks during an
interview with Crazy Rachel Manow and WNBC,

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where she detailed how she's gonna go
on a luxury spending spree, which led

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to her lawyer being very embarrassed.
That's a joke. That's a joke.

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Manow asked her, Rachel, what
do you plan to do? I know,

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have I call her Adrian Cooper?
I hope, I said to Carol,

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I just feel like I said a
Cooper A couple months either way,

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Egrian Carroll. Rachel mad said,
Egen, I know you said you're gonna

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do great things with that money for
women's rights. Well tell me what you

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want to do. Then she became
a comedian, Well pay you what I'm

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gonna do. Here's what I do. I'm gonna we're gonna go shopping,

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me and you, Rachel. First
thing, we're gonna gonna wardrobes and you

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want a penalce, You're gonna get
a penalce. This one's getting a fishing

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rod. This one's gonna get And
the lawyers are going, that's a joke.

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That's a joke. Keep making the
rounds because the networks that hate Trump,

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this is just making his run stronger. The left doesn't get that this

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sort of stuff only helps Trump.
You could argue that Egene Carroll gave Trump

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a contribution equal to that eighty three
million dollar judgment. The guy's worth many

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times more than that judgment. So
calm down. You didn't ruin the man,

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You didn't kill a wolf like you
think you did. But when I

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see the woman, the women of
the view, taking a victory lap,

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as if this is all gonna impact
Trump's march to the White House, I

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want to throw up. They walked
out to the theme song of the Apprentice

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for the Love of Money. You
know how stupid they looked, and the

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crowd hoots and hollers. You're gonna
go shopping with me, Ray Rachel.

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We're gonna get new wardrobe, new
shoes. You wanna penass? What an

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asshole? This is the kind of
clip, trust me, that could win

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Trump an election or help him tremendously. And I'll tell you something that a

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lot of smart people are already thinking. Sexual assault victims don't usually respond like

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this. They must have forgotten that
poor Egen Carol also has accused in her

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life of raping her a babysit his
boyfriend, a dentist, a camp counselor,

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an unnamed college professor, also CBS
chief former chief less moon this I'm

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sure less chased around a desk.
He was a big horn dog. But

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those other people, they don't want
to talk about this shit anymore. They're

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live. Were turned upside down by
these ridiculous threats of you rape me.

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This woman thinks everybody wants the rape
from christ Emily Radikowski hasn't accused one guy

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of rape, and everybody who sees
it wants to fuck her. But Egen

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Carroll, boy, she can't keep
him off her. If Trump just stays

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focused, lets his legal team handle
his bullshit, Let Ejen Carol be the

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sideshow, focus on winning. That's
the greatest revenge. Back to the ginger

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comedian Kathy Griffin top Carol Griffin,
who's now friends with Egen Carroll, posting

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photos of them together on Instagram.
Griffin, as you know, recently filed

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for divorce. I said it from
her husband, Randy Bick, which rhymes

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with dick, and I'm not the
only one saying that's what he prefers.

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She also revealed that she got her
lips tattooed, and that's why her face

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is so swollen, pronounced and swollen. Listen, I've had you know,

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I had Bell's palsy twenty years ago, so I've gotten botox and filler a

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couple times to help it. The
botox helps. It keeps the eye on

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my left side bigger. It keeps
my eyebrow up because my eye tends to

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shut sometimes or smaller than the right
eye. People said they don't notice,

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but it's bullshit. I can see
it. You can see it. It

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helps, but it's expensive, and
I stopped doing it like four years ago.

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I put in five hundred bucks in
my face twice a year. It's

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too narcissistic. But Katy Griffin doesn't
know when to fucking stop tattooing the lips

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now. And you wonder why this
guy wants out outside of the fact that

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he found them on the man allegedly. But here's what gets you pissed off.

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He is complaining that she's suffering from
PTSD due to the enormous public backlash

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when she was photographed with the replica
of a bloody, severed Trump head.

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This bitch deserves every bit of trouble
she's been going through. Not the health

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trouble. I wouldn't put that on
anybody, but this kind of stuff,

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she deserves it. Why didn't she
book something more reasonable, like the dairy

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Queen in Arkansas, Gilbert Arkansas.
That'd be a great crowd that you'll fill

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up. But she spent the last
nine years taking a big steaming dump on

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half the country, and she acts
surprised that no one wants to go see

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her. But the nerve had mentioned
PTSD when we lost three servicemen, because

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if Iran the very country Joe Biden
sent billions to when they counted by sending

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a drone up our serviceman's ass three
people dead, or as Colin John p

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S's three military military, three free
folk military folks, three military folks.

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Idiot can't even speak what a clown
show? Speaking of clowns, Kathy Griffin

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needs to be dropped in a battle
zone so she can actually learn what it

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means to experience PTSD. I say, Gaza is a good place, you

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know, just a couple of days
in Gaza. A pair of Hollywood's most

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iconic classic films are gonna go undergo
diverse reboots at the hands of the the

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Hollywood writer Kenya Baris. I almost
vomit when I say his name. He's

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changing the main characters to people of
color. Barras, as you know,

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maybe don't know, has directed many
race centric titles since twenty twenty, including

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TV shows Hashtag Black af and Blackish, which I can't watch because I can't

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stand Anthony Anderson. He's a piece
of shit human. He's bad to girls.

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I've told a personal story about him
on Patreon. I'm not gonna repeat

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here. Let's just say he's fond
of sending out dick pics to people he

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meets for fifteen minutes at an airport. He also directed You People and the

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remake of White Men Can't Jump,
which nobody saw, starring Jock Jack Harlowe.

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No one saw it. His next
ventures, he says, are reportedly

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a reimagining of two industry classics,
The Wizard of Oz and It's a Wonderful

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Life. What's the Wonderful Life gonna
be called? It's It's an eye Life,

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It's an eye Life. Can't stand
this idea. The Oz movie,

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he says, will utilize a completely
different setting and take place in an apartment

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complex in Inglewood, California, called
the bottoms where the new darth He will

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live. I'm sure the tin man's
a drug dealer. The Covalti lion is

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what the crips, and the straw
the straw man is west his pants passed

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his ass. Don't all scarecrows do
that any he says. The original Wizard

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of Oz took place during the Great
Depression. It was about self reliance and

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what people were going through. I
think this is the perfect time to switch

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the characters and talk about what some
sometimes and someone imagines that life could be.

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He also told the talk show host
Jimmy Fallon, who just loves to

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shirk anybody off who shows up,
his plans to purposely cast the movie with

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diverse stars. Yeah, because those
movies are always better way. I mean,

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wasn't The Whiz better than The Wizard
of Oz? Wasn't the Whiz of

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Michael Jackson and Diana Ross better than
The Whiz with Judy Garland? Oh yeah,

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give me a goddamn break. He's
on down the road. He's on

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down, he's alone down. Didn't
we try that? You gotta do it

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again. I think it's the best
time to do this, he said,

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because we need to turn a mirror
on society because we need to see ourselves,

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and I want to do it with
diverse characters. The character lives in

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Englewood and someone comes up and shinds
up in the Underhood, which is right

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outside of oz and it takes place
from there. This is the kind of

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story you think of when you have
too much cocaine and the next day you

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rip it up and go now,
this is too cracky forget that idea.

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It's stupid. But since he can
shit on the script and get it made,

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he's gonna get this made. I
want I want to make people think

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that they can feel good and also
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He also has to take on a
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It's a Wonderful Life, star on
Jimmy Stewart. He explained that the movie's

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plot is a perfect story to be
portrayed by an actor who is black or

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brown skin, except for the part
where he wants to jump off the bridge

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into the ocean because black guys don't
swim too well, so we have to

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pick a different thing for him to
do. Your new Jimmy Stewart character,

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don't tell me it's it's Egris Elber
or is it ice Cube? Who are

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you gonna go with this time?
I feel like Christmas movies are amazing,

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and I think the idea of taking
something that has long history and a tale

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behind it and putting an amazing piece
of talent to tell that story. It's

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a guy who's trying to help us, help out his community, and things

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are gonna turn up. We know
the story. I think that's the perfect

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story to tell for a person of
color, blacklaw, brown to get into

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that because our communities have some issues
and someone is trying to help that community

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out, you get it. I
think that's the perfect vehicle to tell the

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story from. Oh so you're gonna
make like a BLM it's a wonderful life

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with one of the BLM founders because
they did wonderful things by stealing fifty million

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dollars and getting themselves big mansions all
over the country. Yeah, do it

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to put a BLM slant on it's
a wonderful life. How stupid. He

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went on to mention that he receives
criticism for using others intellectual property, but

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he believes that certain stories should be
told again and again and again. No

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no, he thinks doing remakes of
classic films is a gift and one that

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he helps. He keeps getting my
advice, Keny embarrass, write an original

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goddamn screenplay all black Hollywood likes to
do now and I can go back back

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to the color purple last month?
Who needed a new color purple? People

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are surprised produces a surprise that I
didn't do well. No one wants to

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see a new color purple. Nobody
wants to see new roots. They were

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classics or they were made. We
don't need to see him done over again.

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You can't readpeat what will Big Goldberg
did in the first one? Come

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on, it's just stupid ideas all
because of direct diversity, equity and inclusion.

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Not everybody needs to be included in
a movie or a movie that's already

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been deemed the classic. Write an
original screenplay. I want to make a

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white version of Colors, or maybe
Boys in the Hood. How about sal

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the pizzeria on it and do the
right thing. Shoots all the black guys

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who destroy his pizza place, which
they deserved. Once that guy through the

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wastebasket into the window to break it
open and light it out fire, he

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should have been shot in the real
New York City that guy shot. Just

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make your own shit. Stop trying
to redo what white people did to perfection.

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And that's not to say there were
no black folks on the cast and

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crew of those classic films, but
for God's sakes, be original, because

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now I gotta see commercials for the
new Mister and Missus Smith starring the impish

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Donald Glover and some Asian actress that
they really believe this will get any traction

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going up against the original what was
the sexiest, most beautiful pairing and maybe

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the history of film, Brad Pitt
and Angelina Joe Lee, the movie that

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ended his marriage to what's her name? Come on to Jen, there's these

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two of the heights of their beauty
back then. And Janiston, I know

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she can't see that movie. She's
not gonna see this redo with Donald Glover

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and some Asian chick nobody does her
name? Just google her name. Childish

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Gambino plays he's one hundred and thirty
two pounds soaking wet. All this shit

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bothers me so much. Okay,
this morning I hear some black ESPN sports

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commentator is Ryan Clark? Is Ryan
Something? I think it's Clark, he

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said. The Baltimore Ravens quarterback Lamar
Jackson, had he gotten to the Super

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Bowl, would have been the first
authentic black quarterback to ever get there.

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What so Patrick Mahomes doesn't count because
he's just half black? Russell Wilson doesn't

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count because he's too prim and proper. Does being with his beautiful wife count?

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Is she black enough? What about
Doug Williams, the first black quarterback

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to win a Super Bowl in nineteen
eighty eight for the Washington Redskins. He

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doesn't count either? Why is it
because Lamar Jackson straightens his hair and sometimes

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wears it in curls like Pootie Tang? Does that make them authentically black?

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If that's the case, then Barack
Obama's not an authentic black president? Shouldhead

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did this? Other quarterbacks need to
carry a gun into a strip club to

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be called authentic? Throw up gang
signs, maybe drowned pit bull or two.

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What a dumb thing to say?
And ESPN won't do it because they're

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so woke and so scared to tell
a black man how you can't say that?

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He let me tell you, Oh
I can't a kid, I'll still

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what I want, Oh, you're
right, diversity, equity inclusion. We

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forgot our bed being held hostage by
these assholes who don't know any better.

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And yet networks like ESPN, who
is so woke, are letting them say

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stupid, dumb shit like this.
Lamar Jackson, There's something called the wonder

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Lick Test that college football players entering
the draft take. It's a sit down,

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written exam. It lets owners or
let's end, NFL owners know how

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smart. In terms of an IQ, A a player is some fifty questions.

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Some guys have gotten fifty, right, some got forty eight, which

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is near genius. In fact,
it is genius. It's an IQ in

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the one sixty area. I'm embarrassed
to say what Lamar Jackson gut. I

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think he got like a twelve out
of fifty, which means he's basically a

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dunce playing in the NFL. Now, does he have more talent than the

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next five quarterbacks combined? Yeah?
Probably, That's why he was MVP and

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might even be one again this year, and Mike compete toward that goal.

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He's only what twenty seven, twenty
years old? Now, he's got plenty

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of time. But that's so bad
and dumb he is. But that's the

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first authentic black guy. That's what
this black ESPN commentated thinks is what he

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needs to see in the super Bowl. A guy that scores a six or

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a twelve out of fifty as being
an authentic black guy. What an asshole?

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Should he pull his pants? Pass
his ass to eh? She throws

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something through a window and a store
and steel jewelries. I make him authentic

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enough for you. Come, we're
talking about these people. These people are

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nuts. Any I'm all angered out. I can't keep doing this. Listen.

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Go to patreon dot com. Slash
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my good stuff. Thirty five forty
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with me, or you'll end the
day with me. You'll hear me go

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the bed, You'll hear me waking
up, You'll hear me doing this show,

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hear me driving the work. You'll
hear me and know for a fact

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you're paying for Hulu and petecock and
this one and that one that you don't

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even watch this shit. You will
not stop listening to my show. Once

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you join up, you will.
It will get under your skin. These

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shows are just little tastes of my
shows, so again, go to Patreon

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dot com slash Famous Bitch five bucks
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did two parts on the great life
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You got to hear those shows and
give them exactly the kind of shows I

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put out. All right, and
it's it I mean, AJ Benzon,

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that was your free show for February
one, twenty twenty four. I'll talk

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to you a few days. Thank
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