An example of how a very ancient, how a very ancient folk way can
be incorporated into our culture without us even realizing it, and is provided by
discussing Amanina Muscaria. If you go to the Encyclopedia Britannica and you look up
Santa Claus, they'll tell you that it has to do with Saint Nicholas and
it got started in the eleventh century. But when you look at the Santa
Claus story, it's a perfect mythologium to analyze from this point of view,
because look what's going on with Santa Claus. First of all, Santa Claus's
colors are red and white, the colors of the Amanita Muscaria. For sure,
Santa Claus lives at the North Pole. What does this mean. It
means that Santa Claus lives at the Axis Mundi, where Igdrazil magic world ash
of Welsh mythology has taken root. Santa Claus flies. This is what shaman
do. Santa Claus is the master of the reindeer, the animal most associated
with the Amanita Muscaria. Santa Claus is aided in his work by troops of
elves. And what is the work of Santa Claus to build toys for children.
Remember the DMP things saying look at this, look at this? Well
those were off duty elves, clearly, And so here are all the motifs.
And I believe that for children in our culture that all the christer stuff
is not what Christmas is about. Christmas is about standing in front of the
tree on Christmas Morning with the gifts arrayed and the twinkling lights on that tree
is the tree that the Aminina muscaria forms its symbiotic relationship too. It's always
spruce or pines that it has a micro riizal relationship to. So the number
of motifs relating Santa Claus to a cult of Aminina muskare there's almost nothing but
relational motifs there. And yet if you suggest this to people, they just
back away in horror. You know, I have a bunch of terrible Christmas
jokes, sir, These are so bad man. How does a snow globe
feel this year? How a little shook? What is Santa's favorite kind of
candy? Jolly ranchers? Ah, that was actually pretty good. What is
Sant Santa's reindeer? Which of Santa's reindeer needs to mind his manners the most
Rudolph. Ah, yeah, you don't like that one. What do baby
alves learning kindergarten at the North Pole? The alphabet? Yeah? See all
right, last one, let's take what music does Santa's Elves like best?
Rap music? Rapping? Welcome everybody, It's Christmas time. Welcome everybody to
the show. I am Tom kat Ak Tom Thompson the Raptilian and who am
I? Joined by someone's drinking water and rum there's like no eggnogging. Shake
it up, bro, I can't. It's an open I'll give you more
later, all right. Is that sad because you're leaving shut off? Okay?
Sorry, uh, he'll see beyond the show that everybody knows by now.
But Billy is here in the house and it is Christmas time, fairy
Christmas festive. It takes in ald camera. Kind of nice. Actually,
I could be a Christmas card on those. This one's fun balls are just
tag it down. So everybody that's listening, obviously, I always shout this
out that if you want, like I feel like, you know, if
you're listening, it's gonna be a lot of fun. We got a lot
of stuff we're talking about. This is definitely interesting. And you know,
if you're driving your car, don't drink eggnog and drive. But you know,
we always tell people to definitely check out watch it on rumble uh and
YouTube and support the show that way because a lot of our content is visual.
So make sure to actually watch the special on. You know, shouldn't
you have a mustache over there in there on? Uh? You know,
so do that, you know, and all the people like, you know,
put this on a Christmas Eve or Christmas with your family around. Just
cast it to the TV and I'm sure they'll really enjoy it. So I
actually advocate people to do that. So welcome everybody. I have some fun
ones. We all know that one. That's we all know that one.
All right, we got some fun ones. Gremlins. Gremlin's actually call Billy.
Yeah, yeah, the guy's name is Billy in the movie Billy.
It's fine. Wait, I gotta save that one. Couldn't say that be
a drunk fu Uh, Billy is a nuisance? Billy is no, No,
you'll see. Also, I just I had to, uh, I
had to get this one off my TV. So Chelsea, even my wife
was like, that's a perfect one. Is from the that new show,
Twisted Metal, and I was like, ah, perfect, this one is
very funny. I'm sure everyone will enjoy this one. Billy is not a
ray of transexual, but he thinks he is. He tries to be.
He's tried to be a lot of things I expect. He's trying to be
a lot of things I expect. So this is gonna be a lot of
fun everybody. I hope everyone is enjoying the festivities in the Christmas time.
Christmas, Merry, Christmas, a good night, we have eggnog going.
It's it's gonna be a lot a lot of fun. Aaron would have joined
us, but fuck that guy. Uh So we're talking about Christmas everybody.
I hope. I hope you get your eggnog filled up. I hope you're
having a drink, smoking a smoking some green tree. You know you feel
me. I love when you try to get your eyes out of me and
you say something you see Yeah, I like it took ye. So everyone's
aware that it's I'm I'm pretty much down back down to earth. But I
should say a gram and a half because considering the special that we're doing,
it is no secret that our Christmas traditions are steeped in folklore and religious and
spiritual rituals. But there's something else, something far more fun and interesting,
responsible for the Christmas customs we enjoy. There is a theory about psychedelics and
Christmas, oh that specifically magic mushrooms that are behind the Christmas and the traditions
established long time ago. Scholars and academics alike were the first ones to note
that the similarities between magic mushrooms and Christmas traditions illustrating a link that is perhaps
not a coincidental at all. It's not coincidental, no, but the proof
that some of our most beloved holiday convection conventions are directly tied to psychedelics.
To some the idea this, you know, might be scarier than Crampus,
but to others, it might bring a little little Christmas joy into your life.
My rooms are healthy once you get used to the madness and paranoia.
All right, Like what do you mean? Like, I don't know what
you mean by they they're connected. Well, we're we're gonna talk about all
of it. We're gonna the whole connection. So but uh, let's so,
let's talk about the many ways that the modern Christmas. Y Christmases look
eerily similar to the world of magic shrooms. Are we living in the festive
bliss imagined centuries ago during a mushroom trip? Just maybe you got beat boxing
for magic mushrooms? Yes, so this is gonna be you just know that's
a guy standing outside of a gas station, like I know, so,
yeah? Is is magic mushrooms? Are they? Is it connected to Christmas
all the time? Yeah? Or or is Santa Claus the magic mushroom that
everyone thinks of? Anna Muscaria. This is gonna be a fun one.
Look at this. I like this one. He's like, Oh, I'm
gonna get high. What if the size of that fucker you would be dead
well, your body would be throwing up. Oh that man, if there's
the size of you, you would probably eat a bite and be like,
high ship, finish it. You've seen all these Christmas cards? Have you
not with mushrooms connected to it? Come on, everyone, no one's seen
this stuff. I definitely have. It's around. It's out there, man,
Look at that. That's fun. What's the one on the left the
he's making out with her? Oh on the left she Oh, it's a
woman and she's she's uh putting the mushroom on a door. Hend Oh,
it's hanging. Look at the mushrooms. Got a little mushroom dick. He's
trying to left with the ladder. It's the ladder is being held by it.
So this is gonna be a lot of fun, very interesting based on
the Christmas traditions connected to Emmama Scare. Yeah, so let's get into it.
I can't fucking do this beard. Fuck, it's just like hurting my
ears now. I look like some fucking weirdo. Should have been a Nirvana.
Put it you put it on. I don't want you got it?
No, it's too late. I got the way you get the beard,
I know. So I was like, I can't do this. Man.
This crampest sweater I'm wearing is already itchy enough. So no, no,
if you're watching on Rumble, what's going on, everybody out there, subscribe
and support. I would really appreciate it. We're growing all the time,
so let's be there. You go, Skinny Santa Claus, so to the
Jolly Old Sick n The Jolly Old Santa Claus embraced by our culture is inspired
largely by a poem A visit from Saint Nicholas aka Twas the Night Before Christmas
written in eighteen twenty three by Clement Clark Moore. This popular image of Santa
Claus may be well known in the inspiration to be actually be inspired by Shamans,
particularly Siberian Shamans, who wore outfits eerily similar to Santa Claus red and
white fur trim suit. Are they also doing mushrooms? Yes, we'll get
into it. Everyone'soms yea, our whole like the religion, all of the
religious stuff might be based on on mushrooms, to be honest, which is
kind of crazy. And they symbolize it and all their fun outfits and people
do not even realize it. The ama mare can talk right now? Animaia
mascaria, get into it? Man, what am I doing? Figure it
out? It's the holy mushroom. But according to the anthropologist John Rush,
up until a few hundred years ago, is these practices, Shamans will collect
animas why can't speak right now? And Maria muscaria the holy mushroom. I
would say it like like nothing earlier, but then the mushrooms leaked into my
brain and then it's too late now, so they dry them, and they
would give him as gifts on the winter solstice. This might explain why San
Cla, Santa Claus slides with his ample tushi down the chimneys instead of coming
through the front door. So Siberian winters were brutal, and snow remover was
a remover was often impossible, Like he couldn't remove any of the snow.
You're pretty you're snowed in. So the chimney was the only access that they
had for the entrance that may have been made feasible for these Santa shamans.
So and and as we go through, this is pretty interesting because uh Amanita
Mascaria. There we go, Amanita Mascaria. Say it five times fast,
everybody. But like the connections and how and I've seen these were these these
these cards from back in the day with mushrooms on and look at that.
He's like, you know, he's car little mushroom and I love it.
Always got a smirk that I look at the one eye. It kind of
connects to like Terrence McKinnon, who knows if probably most likely he was working
with the CIA, because the CIA is obviously done very many different experiments using
psychedelics and what it could do to people and how you can influence people,
and they have done that. Yeah, there's tons of people that have.
But the CIA, specifically down the street, it's probably got a whole lot
of shit going on in his basement. Yeah yeah, but you came here.
I won't see how much I can feed you before you've done. Yeah
yeah, really no, patient's freaking the fuck out. So there's all these
connections, right. The the idea of you know, the Tree of Knowledge
with Adam and Eve could very well have been a mushroom that gave them the
clarity to understand what was good and what was evil. Definitely wasn't weed the
burning bush. It could be connected to marijuana, they claim, because it's
simple, say marijuana is going to give you anything though, like of clarity,
Like nobody's ever smoked weed, and like, oh, I guess you
think you have a good thought. Nobody's ever smoked weed. I okay,
prove me wrong. People would have I'm sure people have a very very few.
Even when I did, you know, all the ideas I came up
with high and then you come down, you're like, that is a brutally
bad I was about to sink money into this yeah, I get the idea
of like, it makes you think about things slightly different, maybe more calming
if you had anger issues or something along those lines. Right, there is
definitely benefits of marijuana, but maybe not the stuff the government is putting out
and sprang god knows what on it, and they're like, now it's been
cross trained so many times, you don't even know what you're getting. But
there's if you look at these old traditions and the connections even to religion and
magic mushrooms. I'm sure like Christians and religious peop well in general, probably
wouldn't like that. But if you actually study and you know, you read
books, which I'd like to actually read. The entire book is The Sacred
Mushroom in the Cross. It's the idea that magic mushrooms pretty much created Christianity.
And I know it's pretty interesting, but Terence mckinna kind of pushed this
idea, and so did many other scholars and stuff like that, or people
of you know, different thought processes. But if you actually study and look
into it, it's pretty interesting. Because if you look at the older Christmas
art art, you know, created prior to the mid twentieth century, you
will find common themes among the artists rendering a Christmas scenes and figures. The
magic mushroom and some images the mushrooms are like small little details, and others
the mushrooms are the focal point, featuring cubicle cheeked kids or elves excited for
Christmas sitting on top of a giant mushroom. See what else I have?
I I'm sure you got one of those? Yes, I like go back,
Like guys, he's like, I'm not even eating this, You're about
to get yours. Yeah. Yeah, it's so funny. There's like this,
there's Terrence McKinnon with his rooms. He didn't actually he was. He
was a bearded like that for people that don't know. But yeah, pretty
interesting stuff. There's a lot of big connections, like you know, I'm
looking at him. No mushrooms in that must look at him. They're getting
a little drunk too. Can you say that? Dude? Dude? The
uh? I can't? Can you try? Uh? Do odd? This
is uh uh Swedish? Right? Yeah? Something? This looks like this
is where maybe French? Is that a tea? It's alda. There's like,
you know, if you can speak a bunch of different languages. That's
cool, Like I wish I could. I hated French, but it's just
kind of it's kind of interesting because like if you look at like German words
Man, it's like a paragraph. I'm like, holy ship, what is
that? Like I work on one machine and it's from like a Germany or
something like that, and I was like just reading it's a saw but I
was like reading the side of what it said, and I was like,
I don't know how to say that. It is like it was. It's
like I'm telling you, like a paragraph of a word Austria established is just
like me saw cutter. Yes. So the amamiscaria or fly argot, the
fly yeah arget is the mushroom commonly known as the magic mushroom, but in
Victorian times, the particular type of fungus was a symbol for wait, wait
for it, chimney sweeps, mushrooms, chimney sand claus. It's all making
sense now that the mushroom chimney sweep. I guess. So, I don't
fucking know. It's how they threw it together. It's like it was a
symbol for it. The fly argotic or our gic. It seems like this
seems like one of those flat earth arguments, right, well, I don't
know, and maybe Elon Mush tried to prove it with that rocket that seemed
to have blown up and hit the firmament. I don't know. I'm starting
to start just look through. We're gonna do an episode at some point about
the Black Sun and how the idea of this is that there's like there's hollow
the firmament, the dome, the dome that goes over the Earth, and
I don't know, because I don't know what to believe in, because I'd
like to believe in space, because it's this fantastical thing of like all the
planets and all the things that are out there. But there's when we get
into the Black Sun, it will be kind of interesting because the idea is
like the Earth is like picture like a CD, right, and then we
have like our land on top, and then there's the sun and the moon,
and then underneath it flips. That's what the hollow Earth is supposedly,
is that there's other land and you can go through tunnels to achieve going to
these places, and then there's the black Sun that connects every It's faster if
you're a good. Yeah, if you have a tiny little mustache, maybe
I can do that. So the theory suggests that reindeer able to fly because
they've ingested psychedelic mushrooms. In Siberia, there is evidence that shamans and reindeer
would both eat mushrooms, which of course leads to the logical conclusion that there
was a lot of tripping going on the way in the frozen North. They're
all tripping along and uh, it's cold out here and this is way back.
So they would watch the reindeer eat amamiscaria and they would start tripp in
balls. And then it's the same way of like I'm sure you know,
and they listen. Deer will like knock people. If so, if you
eat ascaria and then you're out in the wilderness or whatever and you start peeing,
the deer will like knock you either way to like either get to the
mushroom or get to your pee. And we're going to talk about the p
stuff and a little bit because it makes them trip out and makes them feel
good. I like it. Yeah, So biology professor Donald Piltster pilts first
or sure told n p R. The idea is that the reindeer goes berserk
when they're eating ammiscaria reindeers flying. Are they flying or are your senses telling
you that they're flying because you're hallucinating. I like to believe they're flying.
I think they I gotta tell you, Sanda, there's something here that doesn't
seem quite Kosha. That's where my skepticism ends. Yeah, I do believe
in flying deer, but nothing else. I may be wrong with you and
the real Santa Claus. So there's also proof that magic mushrooms can stimulate the
nervous system to the extent that one feels temporarily herculean and strength, like you
become hercules, which who knows. I know it goes through your nervous system.
I can feel right now, and it's it's a weird feeling. If
you're on a high dose of mushrooms, your teeth feel fucking weird because it's
going through like all of your nervous system, throughout your whole body and stuff
like that, and it's kind of interesting. So they're saying that, like,
you know, it would apply to animals too. Maybe reindeer have ingesting
mushrooms, were able, weren't flying at all, but jumping and bounding and
prancing a surge of reindeer power. Yeah, maybe they just like really really
far prances. Well yeah, and this is idea that like I don't know
that if you were if you were taking Amyscaria and you were hallucinating and then
you're seeing the deer also hallucinate. Uh, and then they're like jumping all
around and all that ship, you would probably think that, you know,
oh that's for that's funny. But there's like that one. How about that
one? Pretty creepy? Right, Oh, it just looks concerned. That
one's weird frightening guys? Is that like Furries of the North. Yeah,
we're gonna we're gonna that. That's for later. We're gonna show a couple
of fun cards and images for the end of the show from Weekend Truck.
Yeah. Yeah, look at they're having fun. This guy's like like it's
like you even come down here and suck it? Or am I just waiting
here for nothing? Yeah? Yeah? Why why is his legs so defined?
Yeah? It really made that like they've been balls up like but he's
got leg muscle like all day. Yeah, there's a there's many weird cards
with like mushrooms, all around it and stuff, so who knows? Who
knows? So the colors of the of the Magic Mushroom of the Amma Scary
are promably red and white, just like this suit worn by our favorite Christmas
folk hero, Santa Claus. And what do we know about from our earlier,
our prior episodes. What do we know about Saint Nicholas? He's actually
the bad guy? Maybe? Yeah, we did do Crampus last year.
If everyone anyone has watched that special, go check it out. It is
a lot of fun. You can go watch it. I might throw some
clips out there so kind of bring it back. See that's fun. They're
just like they're they're you thinking for shelter? Yeah, is that nice?
And and uh, Karri's mc cann always talks about the machine Elves, which
people think is like we'll get into at some point, but it's kind of
it's kind of scary, like they're like they're in the background, we don't
notice. They're in a different kind of reality, but they're orchestrating things in
our reality that we don't notice, and they're keeping like essentially the simulation going
is the idea I think is that they're like keeping the simulation of the world
that we live in and how everything we feel like it's real but it's really
not, and these like little creatures are manipulating the reality to make sure that
it functions properly, and stuff like Alex Jones shits on, Uh, shit's
on Terrece McKinnon because he was there was a tape of him that came out
that he I think that he was talking about the CIA. I should have
brought it up, but how he was a part of it and that they
were using and because using Terrence McKinnon to kind of influence a culture to an
extent or people and uh, it's fascinating. Like I'll do some more research
into that. Like Terres McKinnon is interesting, but like I'm more of like
I like Alan Watts, people like that Terrece McKinnon. I have listened to
some of his stuff, and he's got a weird voice, if you've noticed.
At the beginning of the episode he's like, no, the mushroom is
like a symbolism, you know, And anytimes you have a voice like that
too, it's either really love it or really hate it. I know.
Yeah, there's gonna be so many people out there that be like, it's
so unique and fucking turns me on. So the similarities don't stop there though.
Santa's usually depicted in carrying a large white sack full of toys. It's
his ball sack. Disgusting. Oh no, it's also crazy disgusting, literally
flinging his sack. That's what he's doing. He's just giving out his own
com you know what the crazy shi it is said, it was even crazier.
Okay. So there are some scholars that have traced the word Jesus,
which I always joked that his probably name is Yahasar or whatever, right,
But like they trace the word Jesus and where they kind of why we use
it, And they somebody traced it back to the Samerian text and stuff like
that, and they translated what the word meant, and it means, uh,
a mushroom covered in God's seamen is is what supposed to be Jesus?
This is translated to is that wild? I heard Joe Rogan talking about it,
I was like, whoa, that's fucking wild insane. Now, that's
how far could you go just saying something like that? Because nobody is fact
checking boers that they're bringing up, like Joe Rogan loves this stuff. Is
why, Like, I'm not like a Joe Rogan cuk. Like I don't
listen to a show all the time. I was just talking about this.
I don't like. I don't I don't consistently keep up with the show at
all. But I do like his fascination with mushrooms. I like that,
he said Paul Stamens on stuff like that. I love mushrooms. Obviously.
I take mushroom supplements. I take hallucinogenic mushrooms. I have, like I
need to start eating up the ones I have because I can't. I was
like, I can't buy anymore. I still have like three different strains that
I have to get to four. Actually, I was like, I gotta
start eating them again because it's been a while. So then I was like,
let's just do it tonight. Yeah, it's been a while. It's
been a while since I was high ship, you know. And if I
feel like I'm smarter every time I take mushrooms, I have the smartest man.
That's dangerous. So yes, So mushrooms grow from white sacks. When
they gather, they're usually put into uh, they're put into white mushrooms are
the fungus, so the spores obviously this is pretty where's that one image?
Like they're like a weird mushrooms All were kind of trippy, like there's some
weird looking mushrooms out there, but they are a scaria. Is uh,
there's like such a and they grow like near like like pine trees, and
like they terrace. Mckinnam brings up pine trees and the other tree that's connected
to this, we use evergreens. I feel like that's become more modernized.
Yeah, spruce, Yeah, yeah, I feel like it's more I guess
it is still spruce trees, isn't that we still use spruce trees for I'm
pretty sure some people use spruce though, I'm sure what are you favored?
You like spruce? When I was when I was a kid, my mom
brought a real fucking pine tree in the house. We we did that two
or three times and chop we chopped down the tree. There was a kind
of fun play. You go to right, you bring the axe and it's
kind of like a fun time right like as we I would like to do
that, but it's a lot of upkeep. And then if you have like
animals and the spruce trees like really close to the pine right, Like it's
it's pretty similar, it does. It's like what you see outside. Okay,
yeah, yes, super prickly. Yeah it's funny because how about did
you ever do that when you were a kid? Like, did you guys
go knock down some trees? Uh? I did one year? Yeah,
I feel like we did two or three times. There was a place that
was close to us where you go, it's this big lot and you could
kind of like go into the forest and pick out the tree that you wanted
and you give you an axe. There's kind of like a fun experience,
right, Like I think it's kind of cool. But you get the like
there's pine needles everywhere in your house and if you have animals, you're gonna
probably piss on piss on the tree. You know, people are gonna get
mad at me. But I'm looking at pictures of spruce trees and evergreens,
and honestly, I parrels. You see a difference. They're like the same
fucking tree. They probably are. They probably are. I get like some
different. Yeah, it's pretty fucking close. See pretty weird, eh,
kind of weird, let me say so. And uh and obviously the fun
guy flourish and moist in dark places. The environment under the generous shade of
a pine tree provides optimal conditions for mushrooms to grow. So perhaps there's no
coincidence that the first place you know that that we run to on Christmas morning
is to a pine tree in the living rooms to be seen. Yeah,
and they traded that with alcohol. Uncle Billy gets drunk every Christmas. Weak.
Yeah, it's very yeah, because you're like, you do do you
guys do like the champagne and orange juice or anything like that. But yeah,
I usually have like my literal tradition. And this is not a brag.
It turned into something like horrendously bad. Okay, I'll wake up with
the kids around like six point thirty seven ish. I'll have a two six
of Bailey done by nit, like every fucking year. This is like the
stuff is us. You could throw up later drinking. We're drinking like obviously
Roman eggnogs. I'm drinking Christmas beer red and white. See do you want
another one? I want another egg noted almost the waters going on. It's
the festive clear handle a little over. I don't want to go to other
fucking all the mechanics sick. Yeah, I don't want to drink too much
of this because I'm gonna probably go drink a little later after this. It's
not gonna be a great idea. So with the these days, instead of
mushrooms under a tree were presented. You know, we have gifts. There's
gifts, but it's kind of interesting. So we have presents. But back
in the day, with the gift of the shroom long enjoyed by Siberian shaman
and the reindeer, they suggests that our mind day gift giving is were reference
to magic mushrooms and one of its favorite growing spots. So it's it's fairly
interesting. The Iberian Shamans had deeply connect their deeply mystical, mystical connection to
reindeer, so much so in fact, that the reindeer could be considered this
spirit animal of these medicine men, you know, many men, medicine men.
I guess you're going to the Christmas spirit. Oh oh, why didn't
I say this? Sorry earlier? I heard this one today? Uh why
didn't What did fifty cent say when his grandma gave him a sweater for Christmas?
What g you knit? I don't know, I didn't like it.
That's fun. So amongst the Siberian Shamans, you know you have this animal
spirit who can journey with you on your vision quest. I would. I
don't know, like I've just like I've been tripping balls. And my dog
looks weird, like he was like laying in my lap the one time your
dog looks weird, normally dog weird looking. He's cute, man, My
dog is one weird. His personality is weird. But he's a cute guy.
That's all we hear. That's the same thing as everybody's children. It's
like so cute because they think he's a puppy, but we're like, no,
he's like pretty much full grown. Like he's he's like three, so
he just should be pretty full grown. Actually too, he's too two years.
He had him for two years. We got him in January, just
after Christmas, which is crazy and we two years ago. Yeah is that
crazy? Like time goes by? I feel like time sped up was not
two years, it was maybe we just celebrated second birthday in November. Because
he's also he's also a scorpio, displays why he's so psychiatic. Yeah,
so yeah, that's crazy and it goes by fast. I like, and
I'm saying I would not want to be around reindeer. I feel like it'd
be kind of cool. I feel like animals do tend to, like know,
if you're on psychedelics. It's a strange thing. But there's definitely one
time where I was like I was tripping balls off something like blue me and
he's like full blown, like I'm like three four grams in mad, hallucinating
and like he's like on his back like looking up for me. He's like
it just I was like something wrong with you. He was just being a
dog. But like in your vision, it's weird, even like you're like,
my cat will look so it's the furst stuff. It's almost like a
wild Yeah. Yeah, actually does kind of look like that. It's so
weird, dude. It looks like a demon cat sometimes where it's just like
because you can see their eyes almost like the cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland.
It is kind of like that. So it'd be weird to be around
like like gear and stuff like that would be kind of fascinating. Uh So
among the Siberian Shamans, you have your animal spirit and journey your vision quest,
said Boston University professor Carl Ruck. And reindeer are common and familiar to
the people of eastern Siberia. It stands to reason, then that these animals
accompanied by many shaman on their spiritual journeys. Almost the magic mushrooms were often
a part of in the Western world. The animals that we most associate with
Christmas are the reindeer. So it's kind of interesting and well, so come
back to that pic is as big as the tree. He's as big as
the trees. Big reindeer are bro not all so I don't know if it's
going to get into it. But this idea, right that how it's connected
to reindeer, and so they would see the reindeer trip out and then they
would eat it. But Ammiscaria is like really poisonous, like like most mushrooms,
but especially loosen agenic mushrooms. But this one is even more that,
like you have and even when Terrence McKinnon talked about it, he had one
experience where his he had a stomach ache for hours, he said, and
then the second weeks a stomach ache for hours. Get over yourself, like
like you're fine, eight nine hours it would just kind of suck, and
like being in a I've had the stomach aches on mushrooms at the beginning,
someone says hours you mean to three, It sucks. It sucks. A
bad stomach ache, especially on mushrooms, is like a not a fun experience.
But then he said the second time he did them, he was like
he was out somewhere and then he like went like blind and he was like,
He's like, I couldn't I couldn't see. So he was like,
I don't want to go into this town or try to wave down people because
they would probably think I'm going crazy and shit. So I guess he like
huddled into a fucking cave and then just sat there until his like vision came
back and ship and it's like scary, So they didn't. He didn't want
people to think he was crazy. Yeah, so he so he huddled in
a cave so himself, he's probably what naked done. Who knows, right,
because you want to peel off all your fucking closing like it up.
Yeah, me and Aaron just did American wear from London. So if you
guys, uh, by the time this comes out, it should be out,
go check it out. A class horror cast. It's a lot of
fun. Absolutely of that movie. I would love to get Billy's gotta watch
It's but it's a comedy. They watch it. It's a it's a it's
a comedy horror movie. American War for London. When he sold the script,
these like people thought it was too It was like either too funny or
too scary, and they couldn't be at the time, in the early eighties,
like or seventies. At the time, they couldn't comprehend that. They're
like, what, you can't have two things at once. This wig is
too fucking's too It's like, drive me crazy, it's too uh, it's
too itchy. It's too itchy itchy. So then you're not used to hair.
Yeah, bald, motherfucker man, I'm not bald pretty close. Oh
no, my I will never Oh no, oh no. I have this
sentimeter right now. I could grow my hair if I felt like it,
but I couldn't tame it. I can't keep it. Team Watch. By
the time you know we're forty, Billy will be called I'll have white hair.
Did your it's on your mom's side, So did your grandfather have hair?
Nope, on your mom's side. Nope, so you're going nope,
nope. So so the idea they was so poisonous that you'd have to ingest
it in other ways to get this. Either they would actually drink reindeer piss,
so they would wait, they would watch the reindeers eat it trip out,
and then they would wait to collect the reindeer pee, and then they
would drink that and you'd get these hallucinatory like you would be hallucinat. You
get like a a like that's some crackhead shit right now. It's like,
don't find it, give me something. I know, well, like I
think there's like nothing else to do. So even people are like they're like
some of the stuff I was watching was joking about like how well there's not
much to do when you're in this like winter tundra, uh you know.
And then so so then you got like why not like try to eat some
poisonous mushrooms. So they figured out that if they drink the reindeer pea,
it wouldn't give them these like side effects essentially, and you wouldn't feel as
much like pain or like I don't know if there's I don't think there's anything
in a record of anybody dying. There may have been, but I think
you would just like you would feel like shit, like you where you could
go blind or whatever, right, And that's why I think people get the
idea of mushrooms and blindnesses from the animiscaria, as you should if you drink
reindeer per year, you should go blind or you should you deserve a punishment.
Would animals piss? I would try to try to get high. There
is people that drink their own pepe man. They think it's some like natural
fucking ship. We watched us Strange Addictions, and there's this couple that is
like super fit against GMO's like eat super healthy, and they drink their own
piss and they claim it's like healthy and they're like addicted to it. It
is the weirdest ship they'll be at, like dinner, Isn't your Isn't your
piss? Supposed to be the like exile of like all the bad ship but
the but the Chinese bathing piss bro You ever heard of necro song piss?
No, We're gonna play it later, bring it up. We will play
piss by Necker at the end of the episode to kind of bring it all
together. And I'm sure he's not gonna mind, because uh yeah, I've
got you. You like a shouting about but uh yeah, it's fucking weird.
Did poos? It's like a Marvin Gaye is saying that in the background,
but like and so like it was weird. Man. They're like bringing
like the piss like they've in their containers and they're like at it like a
Christmas event or not, or like a dinner with their family and they're drinking
their own pea and everyone's looking at them like what the fuck is wrong with
you? Guys? There's some strange addictions, like people that eat like fucking
couch for I don't understand the logic behind that though. It's actually bugging me,
Like at what point because like you think it's healthy, but you have
to know it's like the extra shit from you, like your body wouldn't be
rejecting good like it soaks up the nutrients before you p Am, I not
correct about that. Why do people drink alcohol is the first thing that came
up, because it's fun and it makes you forget about your problem. For
various health reasons and cosmetic purposes. Urine drinking is still practice today in extreme
cases, people may drink urine if no other fluids are available. Was the
purpose of drinking urine? There is no health benefits to I can't imagine.
It would be so weird because they they read some ship online and they're like,
there's no evidence of drinking urine has any health benefits. That every sight
is saying, I enjoy drinking urine? Is that normal? No? Is
this on coral whatever that fucking site is. Yeah, Cora, I downloaded
that just to watch people's questions. They're so funny. I enjoy drinking urine.
Is that normal? There's tons of obvious but in my mind, the
worst thing is no, Uh, drinking urine is an activity that wouldn't place
in the realm of normal. The simple, honest and truth that urine and
febies are waste products would Yeah, it's a waste product of your body.
Like your body already absorbed all the nutrients from everything, and it's trying to
like get rid of to keep you alive, get rid of everything. Bad
man, How do people wear like fucking knitted sweat? If it's a me?
Man, your house is freezing, turn on your furnace so cold in
here? I do that on purpose, man, because I burn up I
drink alcohol, and especially on mushrooms, like makes you fucking your fucking face
inflamed and get used to it. Here it sends me in an ice box
that's good for talking for two hours. You're leaving me, shut the fuck
up on your heat. So, like you know, obviously U a collective
modern idea of this, Santa Claus is, you know, jolly man in
a red and white suit. Siberian Shamans also favorite red and white garb,
specifically red and white clothing with spots on it is also red with it white
spots. Yeah, but the the amimentity miscaria jesus u mushrooms has a very
potent psychedelic nature, so you will see it. I think that's the that's
what's her name, Sabina, Mary Sabina or something like that. We're gonna
do an episode of that here at some point. But she's one. She
is, so yeah, she's a very famous shaman woman. And they they
these cultures are still prevalent, especially in like Peru and and even like Mexico.
I think she's in Mexico, but Maria sib being it might be somewhe
different because they use the the strain that I like in Mexico. I can't.
I'll I'll come in my head later. Pretty fascinating. But if you
look through it, look look at Jesus, man, Jesus looking at a
mushroom. Jesus, he's looking at a mushroom, dude, Jesus. So
I'm saying, it's all it's all coming together. It's all about psychedelics.
Seems like a look at the art from back in the day, right,
the similarities with all this stuff. It's kind of fascinating. I think that
this I was still Chelsea and she's like, don't take away everything from me.
I'm like, it's it's probably based on matter of mushrooms, most likely
like oh this ship, don't take Keerry sounds like a defeated woman. Stop
just stop, man, you already ruined my life. Uh so, look
at that. These are old like, they they're their outfits of like popes,
and the cards are taken from mushrooms. And but then you have the
pope hat, right, you know the Pope pat. The Pope pat symbolizes
like the fish actually, which is fascinating. You know that, No I
didn't know that. Yeah, that's fucking weird. Let me look it up
really quick, because there's not much to the rest of this show. The
pope hat hat, fish head. How is that? Can ice cu when
you're wund people. My mom does that. She'll two on ice like it's
fun. I know, you know, you were watching my dog do it,
and you're like, oh, sends that crunch, Like, sends such
a shock down my spine. I hate it. So the priest of Dagon
was known as the the midry hat, which resembles an open mouth of a
fish. The exact hat worn by popes as well as cardinals and bishops all
priests of Dagon, and the religion that surrounds him even to this day is
identical to that of Born of Babylon. So the hat worn by Catholic priest,
cardinal and popes present the Dagon, the Babylonian fish god. The ancient
Babylonians worshiped dagon Uh, the god of agriculture, plenty of food, and
good fortune. The Babylonian priest wore headdress that were represented the worship of Seabell,
and Dagon is featured in open fish mouth on their heads, with the
rest of the fish body forming into a cloak. You see. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying when people like think that they a lot of people.
People know nothing, I do nothing, nobody knows anything. And then they're
the like ancient the ancient Babylon Babylonian ship that has been embedded into our culture.
Uh, and then at every angle and people don't even fucking notice it,
or like the the idea of worshiping like Moloch in Bail, like these
these gods, the sacrificing children. Look what we're doing in overseas, Eh,
just fucking just bombed living ship out of every kid. That's because their
idea, just to say this is that the the Zionist wherever, they want
to actively kill the kids because think about this exactly exactly because if they I
know one hundred percent that well, if we don't kill them, then they're
gonna want to avenge their family that we killed, and they will grow up
to be quote unquote terrorists. But they won't be terrorists. There will be
people that have went through hell and back and yeah because you killed their family
like you deserve them. Nonsense. The people that are supporting any of this
ship on either side. So yeah, pretty pretty interesting, right. The
whole idea of this is fascinating. Look that fun Christmas tree. So even
uh, it was like saying one else had on there, even Rudolph,
Rudolph the red Nose rein deer. Did you have? Did you do that?
Oh? You were, you were there, you were there. You're
in that school. You know, you know what you know when we do
like the the sing songies and they put like they have it on the projected
on the wall, and all the teachers would like get in on it.
It was kind of fun. All the young kids, I don't know if
anybody else did that, were like everyone had what we have. They had
the Rudolph the brown nose rain very poopy like that scent, kids flying and
laughter like it was the funniest ship. Would you'd be like Santa Claus came
with no wonderwear when everyone be like, yeah, I would sell like the
dumb ship and people like we all be laughing our asses off, so dumb
like when things like that made me laugh, I know. So Rudolph's bright
red nose leads Santa and the other Reindeers on their appointed rounds every Christmas Eve.
But let's take a little closer. I think it's uh, I think
it's family guy that does that. Rudolf's in the it mighty family guy.
I'm not sure is the skids somewhere where It's like, uh, Rudolf's in
the doctor's office, is like, yeah, you have a lot of health
problems. He's like, radio, I thought I was good. He's like,
you thought your nose being bright like a light and shining red with normal
like they just said I'm different. He's like, no, you have so
funny. So Rudolph's right, red nose, Li San and the other reindeer
on their appointed rounds every Christmas Eve. But let's look at a closer look
to the famous snout. Snout you think if you like snort a coke that
it would get brighter or dull. They get dull heroin though, yeah,
you would be dead. I'm just slumped over. It's crazy. You see,
I need the new slump man. You see the new slump. I
think it's the fentanyl. But like if you go through any place like I
feel like now it's more than ever, Like you just see junkies like they'd
be laying on the road or whatever, but now you see them where they're
like they're a they're like a backwards you. They're upset on you where they're
just like you know what I mean. Have you seen like it's crazy if
you look at it like forward, like they're standing, but then they're like
curve like a like a cady cad, like a crackup candy case. That's
bad for your bad. Yeah. So and you see these slouch couch Oh,
I've seen old ladies do that, Like it looks scary. Me and
I we're in Toronto one time and this this hunched over lady looked like a
witch and she had like this leather jacket on and like was like hunched over
and like, yeah, it looks scary. And then me and my friend
said something about her and then she like I saw her like turn around and
start like doing like some ship to us. And I was like, oh,
nope, no, no, you can't finish that sentence if you don't
finish so yeah, and then so uh so I focused on my posture now
because now like you see it, like there's video footage of obviously some of
the you know, coming out of like Vancouver in some of these places where
there it's just literally like like blocks of like drug addicts in the States too.
It's really bad and there's a lot of people on it. It's the
fennyl or what's in the new drugs, but they're like like walking still kind
of but they're like bent and hat. That's fucking man. Our world's a
wonderful place, right, It's so wonderful, you know, so wonderful.
That's why I like when they're like David, I doesn't back in the day
when he was first being like ridiculed for like his beliefs or whatever, they're
like the guy was like, you know what, you think that evil was
controlling the world? And he was like, well do you think that it's
like you think that good is controlling the world because he's like, clearly not
if you look around at least what's leading the world. So it's pretty weird.
Is that button button like nose red and color about the same size as
you guessed it a magic mushroom and under the under the influence of shrooms,
there is a very possibility that the reindeers nose could give the impression that it
glows, because if you're tripping balls and you're like, cume a little reindeer,
it's like, you know, rubbing your face red glow and white and
he way which is fans out. I never I don't know. I've never
done them scariot, nor do I really want to if if you just dropp
an ounce of them, yeah, go blind. That's why I don't want
to do sms. What's gonna happen? That's gonna happen. You just said,
which is what? What? What is it though? What is it
though? Okay, so that is that shrooms technically the same thing, So
you're gonna go So there you go. I would I probably drink the reindeer
piss to see what it like high. You're high, I am a chance,
I'm good, Like I have to be hallucinate. I would if they
were like this is like, if this is like the best experience you're ever
gonna have, I would do it. Yeah, all right, let me
go get you some. No, that's where the joke, listen said.
Listen. They would also be like, so the shaman, the medicine people
would have to eat it themselves and go through like this painful experience, and
then they would give their piss to the people. Yes, weird, So
then you don't want to like drink his piss and then have him like laughing
as he drinks the piss, like Simba starts like you know it starts laughing
at you and shit and be like, oh damn. But they even like
they would hang out the mushrooms to dry, and that's where we get the
idea of like hanging the popcorn and stuff like that. They would hang them
on the trees to dry, because if you ate it fresh, it would
probably like you'd be in terrible pain, maybe go blind. And then they
tried to dry it out to kind of help the process of it. And
then they would like literally the shaman's yeah, and you're bored and something else
going on. So you have these medicine people and they came down your chimney,
literally coming down your chimney. I'm kidding. But that's also probably something
I always like. I'm like, Santa is kind of a pedophile image and
people don't say that. I'm like, but it's a little weird, is
it not? Is it not weird that like a grown man and like you
sit on his lap and we don't know who that man actually is. You
know, like the idea of it is is weird to begin with? Can
I say something so I always thought it was weird when I was a kid,
right, I enjoyed it, but it's kind of scared me. The
idea of a like a weird stranger in my house eating my the cookies and
shit was weird. M yeah, and then he eats them and it's just
like and then I had that feeling of like there's a string in a different
way, and my brother's freaking hilarious too. They turned it in a different
way where uh, Danny will be like yeah, like I know Santa,
yeah, and like kids are acting obviously, I don't call him right now,
text him right now. I don't people that do that now right be
like, oh I know him, I'm good friends with him. And then
and then I remember like when me and my brother were young there and I've
said this before, probably on the show, is that we we heard like
it sounded like someone was on the roof and it scared the fucking ship out
of us, like it scared the living ship. And then we're like child's
room, like whoa was that him? And I remember not being excited.
I remember being in fear and scared that some stranger was in my fucking house.
It's like you can't go out there and like he's like, he's gonna
leave me present though, And that's what's kind of making that you know it's
going to be a good thing. Is there's no stories of Santa coming in
and doing bad stuff. Well, at that age, you're not gonna hear
any of the No. No, he came in and he fucking he uh,
he gave my brown eye and expect he finished that. I go ahead,
he inspected my brown eyes. It's disgusting. Just like Michael Jackson,
people love him. They do see a difference, They definitely do so.
Rudolph's bright red nose looks like obviously Santa and the other reindeer obviously blah blah
blah. And it's amazing that a reindeer with a red mushroom nose is the
head of leading the others. Professor Carl Ruck observed, if you believe in
all the numerology, you subscribe to the theory that numbers have a particular meaning
and significance, and it's for you know, and for what's worst. Numerology
has been around for a millennia. It is a prominent and much of the
folklore and customs we enjoy today can I get on a point of a numerology
in general? I get that, like somebody can have a hidden message in
something, and I understand that, but y'all have taken that stuff to like
a next level where there are so many videos I watched. I had this
whole roommate in Alberta, this sky's going down rabbit holes twenty four to seven
of like numerology and stuff like that. He was using it to identify who
was gonna win the sports game, and I'm like, fuck, this is
getting excessive. Man. He's like, la Laker, break it down.
What do those numbers represent? That equals thirty two? Thirty two means they're
gonna win by at least two or three points. It's accuse me. And
I'm like, dude, like coma stop and like so involved and so like
yeah, that's that's true. That's that's true. It's like not every I
get a lot of things that not everything has like a dangerous backstory behind it,
or you need to break down the letters of the name into the numbers,
tally up the numbers minus satan six sixty six, and now you have
this god forbidden different equations. No man, shit, And that's why they
say the symbol of the like the what's that called the protractor ship with the
ruler is actually it's a flat earth. And then they they point to it,
how there's the fucking black son that projects everything else, and then it
connects the moon and the Sun. It's fascinating shit if it holds any weight.
But I feel like, I do feel like that these people that have
ancient knowledge, they these these these they call the mystery schools of these people
that have like this ancient knowledge of what the world really is, and they
hide it from us and they try to like there is And we did an
episode of flat Earth and I shit on it. But like, the more
I look into it, I'm like, Okay, maybe it's possible. I
believe that we live in a simulation. That's one hundred percent. What I
believe is that this reality is not as real as we think. So who
knows? And I said, it doesn't negate aliens either. I would love
for the universe to be a real thing. I love that idea right of
that we're just like this small tiny speck in the middle of nowhere. But
the scary to me that people are like, go, well, they want
you to feel insignificant that we're nothing compared to the universe. But to me,
I think it's scarier that we're trapped in a fucking dome and that like
we're all that's it, And then there's beings from other realities manipulating this dome
like a peatrie dish, And that's to me way scarier than being like,
oh, I'm a small little thing in the universe. Buddy's sitting there high
a ship and it's just a little dot, and it's like, there's people.
There was fish fucking fly like like coming down from the sky and at
one point in certain countries, Okay, people didn't know what the fuck was
going on. They thought it was like maybe a tsunami or something like that.
But there's people like there was fish dropping from the sky. Okay,
right, so people believe as above so below, so we have water below.
Here's the idea of the firmament. This is the idea at least,
is that there's water above the firmament, and that we're living in some sort
of dome, in some sort of water. Fucking If that's true, that's
it scares me. There were falling, yeah, somehow, I don't know
the rockets. I know, it is weird people. And then who went
up there? Someone got a really really tall excavator and they they just like
duct taped it, sealed it up. Yeah, people are like, oh,
show the firmament check because elon Mus's latest rocket. And then people are
like, oh, do you not see that it explodes, but it's leaving
the remnant of the other rocket behind and then it's still going. So people
saw it and saw it look like it like hit a fucking like a wall,
like an invisible wall. So then people are like, oh, what
the fucking proof? And I'm gonna always say that I don't know what to
believe. I think everything we've been taught is a fucking lie, including Christmas.
Uh So, numerology is in everything, and watch of the older customs
we enjoy, whether realizer or not. In Shamans too found great significant in
numbers. The fact that Santa Sleigh was pulled by eight reindeer could further indicate
the contemporary traditions rooted in mushroom allore. The Germanic and Nordic myths that involve
Wu Tan you know Wu Tang Wu Tan dominant Germanic god and odin his Nordic
equivalent riding an eight legged horse at midnight on the winter solstice. The god
would be chased by devils, and the strain of the intense chase would cause
flecks of red and red blood and white foam to form the horse's mouth weird,
which would fall to the ground. And that's how the fucking Vikings explain
snow the next year. Next year, whether this foamy sliva landed is where
the ammiscaria would grow. Consider Sanda's reindeer on an eight on a reindeer by
reindeer basis, the name of each one is some way or another could describe
the effects of mushrooms. The names have changed a million times. Answer and
Prancer would suggest the buoyant, elastic feeling invoked by mushrooms. Cupid and Vixen
could refer for to you know, fl piece in love the mushrooms before you
carry on this. Those are new names. Those were not always the reindeers
names. Look it up. The reindeer's names have been look at the original
original names for Santa Claus' reindeer. You fucking piece of ship. I'm sorry,
I'm just telling you. Fuck you, billy, fuck you, fuck
you Billy. Fuck you, Billy, you're very sick. Man. You
know that Rudolph was named Rollo or Reginald. His crew had a lot of
other names. They've previously been called Flossy, Glossy, Racer, Pacer,
scratcherless ready steady, and fireball, weird, but the most commonly who knows.
But according to James whatever, this guy's last name is an our professor
that specialized in the metaphysical, uh, metaphysicality metaphysical at the College of Albert
But whatever, fuck whatever calls this fucking bullshits from comet becomes a cold kind
of code word for astral travel under the influence of the magic mushroom, because
you can it's pretty powerful stuff, you know. And Blitzen, well,
the Reindeers got their names from what Disney. I'm assuming Disney started the Reindeers.
You should look it up, man. We all the we got all
the tools in the world to be able to look up these facts there.
Bra and Blitzen might be an illusion to be to being well blitzed on shrooms,
but it's more likely a German translation for lighting, just as donner may
be a German translation for thunder. Thunder lightning and thunder like all sights and
sounds on the effects of mushrooms are amplified and definitely more intense. Oh it
it originated in the eighteen twenty three poem with Clement. That's what we said.
Yeah, yeah, so it was thea wasn't it before Christmas? It
was like when nuts started? So weird? Huh. Yeah. So the
eight Reindeers first appeared in publications in eighteen twenty three, and I guess yeah,
they've had a lot of different names. I try something good, Sure,
what's that? Try that? Oh there's a dogy on it and it
says bff. Yeah, then if and sorry so dark in here? Can
see I can't see a light? Then a fitting furry friends? Yeah.
Sponsor us if any wants to be a sponsor. Sense for the sale of
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No beer, pretty good, eh? My wife will only drink this
luquid it is it good? Though? I like peachhit Eh, it's actually
kind of not bad. It's cool. That's a good cooler and I like
it. It's light though, and I was like, yeah, that couldn't
have been beer. They're sponsoring Animal Humane Society. Is that's a woman.
So in the days of yore, it wasn't. It wasn't stockings that were
hung by the chimney with care. It was mushrooms. The long existed a
common practice of drying out mushrooms by stringing and hanging them across the fire hearths.
Hearths, the hearths, you know, because they had like they had
like you know, it's like it wasn't a fireplace, but in their like
little fucking huts that they had fire the fire craters. The process made the
shrooms suitable for storage. As you telled you you tiled, you tied.
Traditions were crash took. Mushrooms were created and altered and passed down. The
red and white mushrooms strung up on the mantle were replaced by red and white
stockings. I was taking to air and how like long because I've been editing
obviously older episodes to like make sure everything is should still be out. There's
a lot that's not I even new episodes, and like we should, dude.
I looked it up because a lot of them have went to Patreon it's
lost tapes episode. But I figured it out I've I've listened to this.
It's fucking wild, dude. I've leaded like sixty episodes. Wow is crazy
like stuff. Obviously I took it out. Everything with Justin was on at
the very beginning. We'd like, if you're new to the show and you're
a new listener. We used to get sloshed like we used to like be
during twenty six ers in in an hour Like it wasn't good. It was
just there a bunch of guys, you say some shit. Yeah, so
so it shouldn't out there somewhere like because you can't fully take that off the
internet. But there was like, you know, if people want to subscribe
to the Patreon there's a lot of the Lost Tapes episode. There's still be
more to come that I will release. It's terrifying. I can never be
famous. No, there's nothing ever was like Crazy said, but we definitely
danced that line. Oh I've said some off color ship I know I have.
Well that's okay. Everyone says off color stuff and should more often.
The more of us that do it, the less that we can be censored.
Right. Yeah, that's that's definitely one angle. So you so I
think about if everyone is racist, then no one is racist. That's kidding,
just fucking kidding everybody. Some believe the story of the virgin birth might
also come from mushrooms. The centric lore of mushrooms a long time ago,
in a time before microscopes and widely held understanding about reproduction, a mushroom would
appear to have grown without a seed. The spores in the microscopic you could,
would be invisible to the naked eye, so you know, likely they
appeared miraculously to those living in the less enlightened times, a living thing,
not born of a seed, not grown in the traditional way, just like
the birth of a certain Messiah that we celebrate on September December twenty fifth,
sorry September. Oh was he the first test two baby? No? Like?
And that makes it to me kind of makes sense. It's like that
it could be this idea of the Messiah and Jesus and even religion could be
connected to mushrooms. And then it's just like these stories passed down for eons
or whatever, right, Like, what a good liar this lady was.
I'm pregnant. Oh yeah, it's like we haven't had sex. It's serious,
No, it isn't I know that She's like, no, no,
no, it was God, Yeah, I didn't you And it comes out
black because his feet were the color of brass in the Bible. It says
yeah, like I don't know, and then Jerome's in the bag. He's
like crazy, man, yeah, that's just crazy. It's right, you
just sound like a black guy crazy. But like it's fascinating to me,
and like and for all the religious people out there, like who knows believing
what you want to believe in. But people get like angry if you like
start dissecting the symbolism inside their religions that they have been conditioned, in my
point of view, to believe. And then it's like my religion is the
true religion. And then it's like but then every other religion is also saying
that. But if you like study and you start to look back in history
and stuff like that, it's a lot a lot of religions are connected,
like Hinduism, like these ancient like spoken traditions and stuff like that that weren't
really wrote down. They was just like you know, even like then indigenous,
right, all those those customs were just passed down word of mouth,
and then stuff gets lost in translation and all of a sudden, we're celebrating
this guy named Jesus, and everyone thinks it's gonna come and save us all
if we're if we know, if you know, it's I have a dumb
feel if that happens, I know, and I love you Jesus everyone else,
and they'll be like, no, I remember, I remember what you
said. I've said, Jesus, I've told you that if you are a
real spiritual being, that I love you like I love everybody else. See.
I do also recall on your wedding day you were praying to Allah.
Yeah it's fruit, not arm leag leg armhead. It's true. I just
get I get a little peace everywhere. So good, that's all that's saying
comes from you never heard that, I know. I just like, yeah,
yeah, my wedding day, I prayed to every single fucking whatever is
out there. I prayed to all of it, just to make sure that
we had a nice day. And like I said, everyone thinks that their
religion is the right one, and that's kind of convoluted. And I think
that spirituality is a good thing, and the the ethics and morals withinside of
religion can be good. But there's also kind of wishy washy, and a
lot of people that have been so conditioned to believe in these you know,
religious aspects and then they'll go kill somebody else for it. Because that's why.
That's why, that's why I kind of like like, uh, that's
why like like Presbyterian more than anything. It's nine it's just wholesome. You
never hear any like never hear any of like Catholic priests stories with like Presbyterian
churches. Like it's just it's just a good community. That's just like you
got you guys are just happy people. You're like carry on your life,
like I like stuff like that that I know. And there's there's a lot
of very positive like my my family that is Christian is very like loving and
like you know, just praying for you all the time. Yeah, doing
hardships. There's love and caring people they have that in their heart. I
think if it makes you a better loving person, I think that's understanding.
We get on a religious talk. It's Christmas, Christian Christmas changed the day
christ What was what was the original day? It wasn't was? Do you
feel like I just saw that there. It's like even like Muslims get very
like uptight about their ship, and I was like, your religion came way
after everything else, and then you guys like this is the one. I'm
kidding. I'm fucking kidding, kidding, you know my fucking views. I
think all religion is fucking horseshit. But it was the funniest kidding though.
But like you know, everyone needs to like be lighthearted and understand that,
like I question everything. That's where my beliefs come from. It's like I
don't even know what to believe. So I'm like, I'm just gonna try
to be a good person because mushrooms have shown me that, you know,
and it's funny. No, also is funny about mushrooms. So this I
what are you what you're looking at? Yeah? So yeah, it wasn't
July. So yeah, Christmas celebrates the birth of Jesus Christ. The actual
day obviously got lost to history. There's no mention of December twenty fifth in
the Bible, and many historians say Jesus was most likely born in spring.
Yeah it's not July's. I always heard July. Some historians posted the date
was originally chosen because it coincided with the Pagan festival of Uh. This is
the pagan festival which honored agricultural god Saturn and celebrating the gift giving. Like
sam Hayne me and go back Me and Want did an episode about Saturnalia.
It was it was, you know, fun times. The Romans would uh
so you would have like there would be the kings would trade places with like
the servants, uh, and then they would see here's here's actually a question
I got now, So the we got all this texts from all this ship.
Yeah, and it's been so documented supposedly like pretty pretty in depth,
and we we learned all this stuff from previous years that the birthday got lost,
someone lost the birth nothing. We're being told this correct. We couldn't
we couldn't remember the birthday, but we were there. There's thousands the most
important man born in the world that we couldn't remember his fucking bird thing.
Think about this. There is that I can't where this is, but even
like the Dead Sea Scrolls, which eventually we'll talk about, but there is
thousands of clay like like tablet things like where they call this, but like
there's like thousands of them that have never been translated ever. Hundreds, if
not thousands of like the these like the they put it in clay and these
scrolls that they're essentially in these clay pots and stuff like that, and they've
never been translated, so we don't know anything about like because we don't have
we domin understanding to be able to translate them. In mean, you examine
anything long enough, you'll understand it. Well you are, will you just
make it it up? No, you'll start you'll start using the same letters
to try to identify. Well, that's considering they're using the same outphat exactly,
so you don't really know. So there's a lot of these weird things.
And even with magic mushrooms, right, the idea of like the naughty
and nice mushrooms, if you were in a bad mood, find it will
find you. Like if you do mushrooms and you're in a negative mood,
you'll have a terrible trip and it will find the things lang dormant in your
head. If you have any secrets, or you have any like bad things
going on in your head, or you did ill will to someone and you're
up to some gross shape. Why didn't do anything wrong when I had a
bad trip? I don't know, Good boy, I did nothing wrong.
Now, it was finding something that was lang dormant in your head. It
was trying. It made me retarded. Sorry, I can't say that word.
It made me like felt like I had down syndrome. Maybe you just
took a wrong type of mushroom. What did you guys take? I don't
know. I still blue meanies are great? Is that what they're called?
They're called blue caps. I don't know. I don't know that. I'm
not in this terminology. Man. At some point, I would love for
you to try them again, because they've changed my life. They're incredible,
and it's fun when you get used to the after I can get breught to
do this. Old caps. Maybe they're called caps something color and then caps
that's weird. I think it was blue caps, so weird. That's not
an actual strain of mushroom. Maybe back then, maybe that's like fruit loops
with like weed or whatever. Yeah, like ecstasy. Yeah, it's just
for them at the time. Let me look it up for you. Blue
caps mushrooms. Yeah, magic number. It's always numbers. It hurts you.
Uh yeah, nothing's coming up. It was a color and then cap
weird. Uh yeah, that's not a strain of I can find it very
now. But like, do you know, we have time, so yeah,
we have like we're wrapping it up essentially, we're gonna show some fun
stuff that ended on but like the idea of the nauty and nicely essentially.
But if you are a good, positive, joyous person, right, yeah
you call it daddy, Yep, you will, you'll you'll be a good
person. I don't think I can get reception, right, you can,
no nothing, I'll text wow, I got I've made a couple of calls
here before. Yeah I did last week. Yeah. Yeah, strange though,
So like the idea of an eye on icelist, this is like,
if you're a good person, mushrooms will show that you'll be joyous to laugh
your ass off. But if you do have negative things lying in your head,
or you're maybe you did something that most people don't know or I don't
know, you just have some secrets held up in your head, it will
expose you. And it's a very powerful, powerful drug that can change the
face of humanity and human beings. And I truly believe that because it changed
me. You know, all right, we should know in a second.
Okay, well, let's bring up to kind of end this one before we
get into it. Whatever fun fact you may have, We're just gonna go
through some fun pictures and just tell me what your thoughts are. Okay,
gay, okay. Instantly, it's Crampis with the babies, the famous photo
of Crampis dealing, stealing. It's so weird. His parents are bad.
Uh gay uh, here we go. Psilocybin. What you just said,
psilocybin, that's mushrooms. That's the that's the scientific term for mushrooms. To
say, what strain? Do you remember what strain? It was? Doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Dude, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. You took a whole
half bounce to yourself, buddy. He's like, what do you mean us?
Anyways? Carry on? Okay, what do you think creepy? A?
Yeah, Well, the guy in the back looks like he's gonna kill
the other joker guy. He's got a definitely has his eye on him and
he's making suscy. Wait. We got it, we got it, We
got it. We got it. He goes, oh, probably penis envy.
I've actually that's one strain I have not tried yet, penis MV.
Yeah, that's it's a very it's it's one of the most potent. Is
you know fucking with me because it looks like a penis. Yeah, I
thought that was just the fun. I thought he was just joking with me.
Right now, it's a real fucking strain I've had like cross strained,
like strains are cross strained with ps ms MV like on its own, which
supposed me. I've heard it's great. It's a very strong. Ma,
you're not gonna like that. He goes, oh, probably penis MV or
some ship. It's all the same. Why it's definitely not I've experimented with.
At this point, I thought he was joking. Man, I swear
to god, I thought that was a joke. Probably. I've done seven
different strains at this point, seven probably seven strains. Did you say did
you say it was a strong strain, one of the strongest strain. Yeah,
it took half ounds. Well, let's to get you out of myself.
One it was the me mix strain that I took tonight is very light
like, it's like I was just I was hanging around with families. She
nobody fucking noticed. I was whacked out of my tree. I know.
They're just like, we're just gonna ignore Tom for a little while. I'm
back on the pictures. Don't ask me what I think. What do you
think? Don't know that you're gonna cut it? What do you like?
It seems like he's having a fun time in there, doesn't it? No,
it doesn't. It looks like he's he's trapped. He's a good's a
boy. I'm getting a pig. By the way, you're not doing that.
I'm doing it. You got your dad's are going I can get a
pick. I'm gonna name Winkers, and he's gonna be a good boy.
You know that they get really big. Yeah, I know. I'm excited.
Okay, if if you do get a pig, I'm getting a pig.
Can we can we murder a prostitute and then feed it to the pig.
Oh I thought you're gonna say murder my pig. I was like no,
but yeah, that's fine. I'm like sucking a Robert picked and ship
the brace cigar over. When I go to hang out at fucking with Chelsea's
dad, right, yeah, that's what they wanted you to come. And
I'm like, I look at this one. Fun Bear give me a hug,
said, do you know that you know the terminology? You know?
Uh, what do you mean? Brown? Get down? Oh yeah yeah,
brown get down, black your fox, black black attack, black your
fox, and then white good night? So could you could you use those
that terminology for uh, for people? Almost didn't say you almost didn't say
get down, you elaborate, yeah, and white good night if you think
about it, right, you think about it a lock bar boom. I'm
kidding everybody. I'm actually on the side of fucking. I'm not on any
side, but I do like this, said Moore, But I do think
that in discriminately bombing people is fucking disgusting and wrong. Just so people understand,
let's getting this one. He's pouring his peep on him, you know,
because they used to like just chuck piss at the at the windows.
He's so happy, look at him. I know. They're singing like carols
and then this rich guy is like, fuck you, here's my bucket of
piss. Oh we have to still bring up Neckro's piss song. We gotta
play that in a bit. See, I know, I know good stuff.
I like Christmas. Look at that tree, bro, what is I
gotta make a house call? Sorry, he's talking into the phone. I
even know how to use that. I know. It is weird you put
up to your like, hey, he's using his It looks like his nose
is lined up with the fucking thing. Weird, Like, look at that
Christmas tree though, it's like ships everywhere. You know, you didn't really
think of a pattern. You just like put this stuff on it, call
it to day. Holy crappy. A lot these are still cards. No,
these are just like random. A lot of these are just like thenage
Christmas photos and cards. See it is crazy because the vintage Santa Claus is
skinny. Yeah, he's just like Saint Nicholas. And what do we know
about Sat Nicholas? Know, these are just the photos so like it was
just there weren't that many fat guys back then. Oh that's very true.
It'd probably be how you put your high status, right if you're fat.
But we talked about this right our first Christmas special. You have that many
fucking photos, The more we got lots grapling them off man it's a fun
time, it's Christmas. I'm just surprised you found that many photos of Creek
goodbye all and he's like, I'm just gonna like shoving here for why is
she posing with him? She liked this? Eh yeah, wagon, that's
crack Santa. He definitely looks like a homelesson I would have been a fucking
shopping card if that was love and good wishes. Here we go, the
and good wishes. That is a thousand percent race. Like all, there's
two there's a white person dead back there, and they look like it's supposed
to be toys, like they're obviously it's a doll. Yeah, but like
it's weird if that's like legitimately what kind of dolls they had? That's kind
of like the brains are blown out and the other guy is worried as hell.
Yeah. Bathing house very strange. Used to take bath with friends?
Yeah what they do? Bath house? Bath with friends? That's fucking weird.
Just kidding. Okay, if you got before your friend fact, let
me if you've never heard this song, it's gonna be quite enjoyable for everybody.
And uh, here we go. We're gonna listen to this during the
fun bag. No, no, we'rest it's fun. This Holden showers bored
to sports. You're drinking quarts of piss. You'll leend the stinking corps and
tell you whack. I'll get more in depth. The concept was born from
Marvin Gay saying piss on the draft. Eurospeans love drinking pists. I'd love
to serve some urine to the women in these clubs and make him think it's
cuz you wracked an all pissed front and kids like you mean some of you
rappers were piston in bent to fourteen. I'd take a pistol remove poison from
inside of me. You drink piscause you're a boison to society. You swallow
and google cupfulls like German couples that look the sperm off knuckles. Three million
Chinese are drinking urine like it's the norm. They think it's pure and form
coming from baby eaters. I'd be warm, but these women bathing and urine
goes on as well as Indians bacon seting hot pits. Since a perth of
karan that ship is pay. It's not like water. Pist goes down toilet,
some boileft and slurp it with a feezy side or in a fucking dungeon
somewhere in Chelsea. You'rs healthy is Willie Nelson's wealthy I'm smelled bay wash a
fucking pussy. Go freshen up because this song was futuriti enough. Yeah funny.
Did you ever heard that song? He necro he said, He's like,
I wanted to uh this. This song was inspired by Marvin Gay saying
piss on a track. So then was making the beat and he like,
He's like, oh, that's fucking fun. I'll do a whole song.
It's a minute and a half song about piss, how people drink it and
the shit that he's like, he says baby eaters and stuff like, whoa
man, you really pushed the envelope. Ten's why I listened to him when
I was very young. So everyone that gave you're on Rumbo stlf common tell
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It's funny that you stole one because that reindeer one was was actually part
of my fund. Fact, that's why I knew that so quick. Really.
Yeah. Second one is actually so they had the first they had the
reindeer or whatever eighteen thirty eighteen thirty five. Rudolph wasn't introduced till over one
hundred years later. So Rudolph wasn't actually introduced till nineteen thirty nine. Yeah,
it was just a marketing play. Yeah, it was just a Christmas
story for kids where that's where like a lot of these symbolisms and stuff come
from from something that's happened so recently, but like it could still be absolutely
like like anything like Disney does that quite often, right. But I had
another one, this one I liked more. Sorry where to go? Oh
yeah, jingle Bells was originally actually a Thanksgiving song. Wow, it wasn't
for Christmas. Yeah, it turns out we first started dashing through the snow
for an entirely different holiday. James Lord pier Point wrote the song called One
Horse, Open Sleigh for his church's Thanksgiving concert in the mid nineteenth century,
and the eighteen fifty seven. The song was released under the title We All
Know and Love and it's still amongst one of the most popular Christmas songs.
It just they just went, naw, we like him for this more.
I was like, that's kind of cool, that's fun. I like it.
So, you know, everybody subscribing support the fans won't notice it as
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new year, and then it won't be so much big of a pause of
when Billy comes back on remotely. Uh. So we have big plans for
the show in the new year. You know. Obviously Merry Christmas. I
got a couple of sound eclipse to kind of end the show off, but
not that one. Uh, come on, what am I doing? Man?
Thank Merry Christmas, Harry Christmas, Mary, Christmas, Mars, kiss
my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, kiss your asss Christmas
Night. We have. We have a lot of stuff coming in the new
year. It's gonna be a lot of fun. With Billy being remote from
the show, there's the ability that we met be to connect more of the
co hosts having Bret on with Billy Air and stuff like that. There's the
ability we might be able to swing some kind of different live shows, a
bunch of stuff because it gives it will be easier. I feel like,
if you're not to travel, you can sit there on a microphone at home
and have a couple of drinks and actually get kind of get drunk with us
and have a fun time. So everybody you know subscribe support like comment,
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crampus. But like, yes, there's a lot of fun stuff coming in
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be diving some deep conspiracies, some fun folklore stuff. I have many ideas
rattling up inside this empty cage of nonsense in my brain. So Merry Christmas,
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