What's up, beautiful people. It is your baby mama, favorite baby Mama,
Stormy Pe And this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Sib the modern
day female perspective, damn Son. Back at it again, and back at
it again. We got half of the home team. We got my man
Capptacid in the building, he continued, um, and we also got a
special guest in the building. Okay, this, this, this man means
a lot to me. And I really, really really am so thankful that
he took the time out to stop past my little old podcast. Okay,
and I'm gonna tell you why. Please be thankful, because it's a fucking
superstar, superstar okay, comedian actress, author, philanthropists to me and just
voted the sexiest man alive under five two seven. We got my man Laurence
Keller. Bro, what's up? I say, what's up? I say
what's up? Oh I'm back. I'm so sorry. You don't have your
handphones on so you can't hear the applause. Oh I can't. It's cool,
okay, Platform me, we're not doing hairdphones today. Under your seat
right here, Yeah, let's get it. Let's go. I know that
Platform me oh you listen, you already know the vibes. They gotta be
better. Wait did you turn it one? Okay, all my time,
get get to get to get it to one. I feel it. I
feel the love. You know what's crazy? I feel the love. Man.
Someone on the live actually just pointed this out and you didn't even peep
it. I called you an actress and stuff because you knew it did so
I was like, you know what, I'm not going to correct her on
her show, but I heard you say that I did, but I was
like, you know what, it's cool. I know who I am.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for giving me that grace. There
you go. I'm actually really happy to see you. I'm happy to see
you too, and I haven't seen you in forever. When the last time
you seen The last time I saw you was at the game. But this
is the first time you went on the pods in like a heart year.
But the last time you saw me, well, I didn't see you.
You said you saw me it was at a commune. Oh yeah, I
saw you at Clint show. That's when I was doing my thing, and
yeah, speak you were on stage. You wanted me to be like your
lords. It stormed me over here. Didn't speak after after I was outside,
I was talking to people. I had a shitty night that night.
Let me tell you. So, I go to the show, have an
amazing time afterwards. You know, he was DJing at Blond Barber. I
go to Blond Barber and then I go back to my car which is parked
next to helium and the garage was closed. Oh I didn't tell you the
close. No, And not only did they have my car keys, they
have my house keys. So how did that happen? Had to wait to
the morning. Yes, I had to go to my friend's house and then
come back in the morning. Well, that that happened after me my show,
So you should still spoke to me. But I don't really give a
shit if you that would have before. Yeah, but that happened after the
show. So yeah, but it's cool. I get it. It was
all right, you had, you had a shitty night after the showy,
Glad you got your keys back. But I'm bad. Guess it's been here.
It's been almost a year, and I wanted to say this on air.
I wanted to say this on air. This is when a year I
was here. I think that was the first podcast you did when you separated
from your from your other partner. Yes, And I want to say I
wanted to say this on air from everybody, and once you're here first,
I'm very proud of you because after that you have done nothing but get bigger
and bigger. And I want to say, I'm dope. I'm proud of
you. You're doing your thing because that that it could have took a turn.
Yeah, but you took whatever happened and the turmoil or whatever it went
through. I don't know what it was. I don't really care. You
took it. You said, fuck it, I'm gonna do this. I'mna
make this shit pop, and you definitely did. I just want to say
that you're doing shows, live shows, sold out, live shows. Come
on, come on your sh come on out. Hear in these streets you
see me live shows, putting people on. You know, got other comics
on the show. Oh my god, on your thing. That's what I
like to say. I love to see Black Peop take some shit, take
some shit, and thedn't run with it. So you didn't let that fuck
up. If you have going on you, I just wanted to say that
a lot I appreciate you, and I appreciate that because a lot of people
that just joined, like the you know, the Separate movement facts, doesn't
even know I had a co host. There you gone. I was there
from the beginning. Yes, I was there from the beginning. I remember
both of y'all. And like I said when I was here, that it
happened that day the episode I did. And you have done nothing but not
let that fuck up what you got going on than you've done nothing but got
bigger and better ever since. Proud. I wanted to say that first and
foremost, before we even got started. I didn't want to say to your
fast. I want to say in front of your people so they can hear
me say this one to know, to know that it's genuine. Yes,
I see, I see when people do their thing, and I always applaud
motherfuckers do they thing. I never not give credit what credit is due,
and you deserve all the credit you get. Run back to me, I'm
the ship, So listen, um, Okay, there we go. Okay,
so back to you. Right, last time I saw you was at
your basketball game. Yeah, the Killerboo Kicks celebrity basketball game, which is
coming back up now the coming back up. My birthday weekend is coming back
up in April, April twenty second through the twenty fifth. The basketball game
this show I'm doing something different. I got a book signing as the Slubty
basketball game and that had my comedy showing the twenty fifth. Um. I
wanted to tell you that my son showed his ass at this basketball game.
Your son showed his ass at the game. He was acting really lights I'm
not talking about it. I'm talking about really light skinning here. Yo.
I had to like self evaluate and say, what am I doing that makes
him think that this is okay? He was really entitled. He felt like
he felt like it was it was his gym. Man, he deserved a
lot of shit. I don't know if you know this nigga was at the
concession stands making men buy him food and snacks and then tell niggas like it's
okay, Stormy's my mom wow and wrap the fuck up. So he's entitled.
He's an entitled little boy. No, this was the first time he
started exhibiting this boujie entitled behavior like before then. I had never seen him
and it was coming. I did not know his hair don't get nappy when
he get wet, so you know it. Thank you, Kevin, Thank
you, Kevin. That is very ignorant. I don't get if it don't
get nappy when it get what he's about to start acting there. You know.
He also said that you owe him a Nike gift. No problem,
I have no problem. I told you I would actually bought my period of
niggas because you're You're my friend and your son is my friend if he's your
son, so even though he's entitled, definitely I shouldn't because y'all don't need
it. Yes, we do. You good. I'm a struggling single black
mother. Okay, I hear you can say. I don't believe it,
though I don't believe it at all. Somebody on a live said, can
you blame him? Though? Yes I can. Okay, he wasn't raised
like that. I don't. He came in this spot and yo, he
like walk past beano and look beano up and down. I got a lot
of footage of your son on camera. About a lot of footage you You
was doing your thing in the game. Yeah, you know, I was
doing my thing. Dizzel thirty, I put up I don't know if y'all
heard that put up. He had a basketball game. Your girl got in
put up thirty easy, okay, thirty seconds on the bench, thirty seconds.
Listen, I got a triple double. Okay. But I always I
appreciate you for coming out. You're invited again if you want to come out,
your son, I am and i'mnna have my short nails. There you
go, and I'm gonna come out and I'm getting on the game. Well,
you're invited. The game would be April twenty April twenty third, I'm
sorry, April twenty three at the field House again. From three to seven.
Kids are getting free, adults have to pay. But it's all for
my nonprofit Killable Kicks. I'm trying to raise money to keep the program alive
as a program where I go to schools throughout the school year and I reward
or kids with sneakers to get good grades. That's the whole gist of it.
So to keep the program going, have to raise funds, and I
do things like this to help me raise the money so the program continues.
Listen. I think it's a very important issue that we need to take um
accountability for it and really bring to the forefront in this moment, since we're
talking about giving back UM. There is an epidemic sweeping through UM. Really
everywhere is it? Niggas is playing for blue checks? Oh yeah, I
have a blue check. I got it. I got it organically. I
got it because I was really famous. I would like to talk about this
blue check pandemic. Y'all about things we need to be focused on the blue
check pandemic. Let me let me say some someone who is a who is
you know, original blue check? Yet you know I got it. You
know I got it because of who I was. You know what I'm saying,
Once you get it doesn't really mean not much, So I don't you
know, I guess the people put the they make it valuable. People make
it value because once I got it, and it didn't change anything about it.
You know, I didn't change thing about my profile. It didn't change
I didn't get booked more, I didn't get nothing. So it really didn't
change anything. But people are gonna they want that look, they want to
feel a certain way. So I'm not mad at them. They got the
money to do it. What's the difference between buying a blue check and then
buying an expensive car to show off. It's the same thing. Here's my
whole thing. I don't have a problem with you buying a blue check.
What I do have a problem with is youre buying a blue check and then
you with your fifty thousand followers but only one hundred and twelve likes on your
photo and six comments all from robots, then getting on al Gore's Internet and
telling people that you're selling tips on how to be a social media expert.
All you need to do is tell me who I need to send the money
to, because you don't know. You ain't got the answer sway, But
you know what I got to say, people like that, if you fall
for that, that's your fault. That's how I feel like I don't.
I don't have no sympathy for anybody who falls for these inn the trolls,
and these people who you know selling you know, advice and telling you to
go to their link and they don't. I don't have no sympathy for you
because you felt for that. You were weak minded and you wanted to be
a part of something so bad that you thought that this ship was real.
Yes, so I don't have any sympathy for you at all. I never
do. I'm gonna make my stand right here in the line. I'm gonna
put my line in the sand right now, clear cut. I am no
longer answering dms from blue checks. I can't trust you. I can't trust
you. I can't trust it. I can't trust it now. Previously I'm
not gonna lie. I will be more inclined to answer a blue check DM
because hey, you might have a potential business opportunity. Listen, from the
bottom of my heart, I don't want to know how to turn my two
hundred into two thousand. I'm good, Hey, I'm good. I didn't
know the couple dms my blue checks and still got I wouldn't have been left
on red a couple of times, and I got a blue check. So
it don't really mean nothing. But now that everyone has access to the blue
check it so what is How much does it cost? I don't know?
But this is something that's real. You can actually buy it now, to
my understanding, the same way Instagram was offering certain people um money for reals,
they're offering certain people do you want to participate in the blue check?
And I think we have to pay like a certain amount per month. All
I know is when I see somebody with a blue check but their full government
name is in their bio, I know you brought your blue check. Wow.
So it was like like a certain like a subscription. Yeah yeah,
and then like if you miss a month, they take it. Somebody understanding
anyway, Okay, like I said, somebody said right right in June,
but got the blue check now exactly? Someone else said fourteen ninety nine a
month. Oh, I mean hey, like, if you got it,
you got it. It ain't trigging if you got it. That's how I
like that. That's how I look at the situation. Ain't trigging if you
I don't care if you have it, but don't now think that you are
in the boys club. That's going to happen. It took the value off
of it is going to happen. I agree, it took the value off
of it. Yeah, my girl Tata sild ties. Okay, you know
what old titties? All right? But yeah, man, no, I
just I look put as you like this. Social media is a place where
you can be who you want to be. And if you as the person
who's looking up to that person fall for whatever they got going on. That's
on. You do your homework. I don't answer. I don't ask the
DMS unless I look at your page first. I don't answer DMS if your
page is private. And even if I do answer your your question, I
go look at your friends following Do people comment on your page? Do you
comment on people page? Because I'm not falling for the dumb shit. I'm
not losing my page to no dumb shit. So for me, do your
fucking homework. You're so naive that you just think that Denzel Washington d M
you yo, like religious was like nig and it was all fucking people,
Denzel Washington d d M J and as you, Hey, I need two
hundred dollars. Really, you know what's crazy. I'm not. I'm not,
I'm not. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna lie. Right, one
of my friends did get trapped with that, right, so it was I
think who was it? I think it was trade Songs. He DMed her
and then said like, Yo, this is my backup page. You know,
this is just my close family and friends. I think you're attractive,
blah blah blah blah, talking her ear off. Then like two days later
extra for money, and I was like, no, we're not giving Trade
Songs any money because I don't think trang but it's not no, no,
And then that wasn't a kicker after he said like, this is opening line.
I can't make this shit up. After he says like, yo,
it's Trade Songs, this my backup account, he then typed, yep,
that's hilric I might you know you gotta believe it now, that's like a
signature. Shouldn't believe that's verification. I give it to creativity for that one.
No, And then he goes in with this is my backup account,
and you know it's just a fan lot of friends, blah blah. Give
him an a for creed. We don't have to give him shit. Why
do you even believe that anyway? Well, like my thing is first of
all, what does she look like? Because you gotta look at yourself sometimes
and be like, am I a target? Exact? Like, dude,
do you would you really think tray Soon would say something to you if you
was not like, that's what I'm just I don't think that's fair. It's
very fair. Like I know I'm a very attractive man to a certain extent,
Sexiest Man Alive under five to Sexiest Man under five seven. Give me
my interest. But I know, Mike, I know who's going to speak
to me and who's not. I know certain women is not on my level
for me for them to just reach out to me. Don't don't get me
wrong. I might be able to get them if I had a one.
I don't want just to reach out to me. Come on, stop,
you look at yourself. You you know whoever this girlfriend is. I don't
know whe should looked like, but you from the looks of you, you're
not saying I'm wrong. I didn't say all I said, but not everybody's
into looks. And let's not just assume that Trey Songs has to be all
into looks. Okay, but Instagram is all about looks, So at that
point it is asked to be that Instagram all about looks. Hey my girl
kenyans On, Hey, Hey, what's up fashion Nista? She is a
great person, she's very good. Um. Another thing that I wanted to
talk to you about is what's going on with you with safety Pin. Oh
wait, so for y'all who may not know, right, so Lawrence,
you know he'd be making videos all the time about someone he calls safety Pin,
but it's actually Shamar, right, So let me tell you where I
got safety pin from. If y'all don't know, I don't know where.
He has a disease where his body is kind of like, is it scoliosis?
Scoliosis? Yeah, that's what he has. And uh, for the
for the listeners, I don't talk about him because he had scholioosis, you
know. I talk about him because of his actions, and that's why I
talk about him. And safety pin didn't come from that. It was actually
bent safety pin. That's what I used to call him, because he looks
like a bent safety pin, Like if you take a safety happen and you
bend it up, that's what he looks like. So I just I just
cut down the bent part and just called him safe safety. But yeah,
I talk about him a lot, and me and him actually ran into each
other. It wasn't nothing. It wasn't nothing crazy like I thought it was
gonna be. I actually blocked him because he d and me and he put,
hay, this is Shamar, and I didn't want to and that was
blockworthy guy, and I don't usually block people, but it was blockworthy because
I felt like he was going to use me for attention like that, because
it was like because the next message was Shamar wants to go live with you,
and I thought that he was going to try to use me for attention.
I'm not a drama guy. Don't get me wrong. I talk shit
and have fun, but I'm not a drama guy. So I didn't want
my page to be, you know, fishing for followers through drama. So
I just blocked him. First of all the lives said, Shamar looked like
a squeeze ward a bottle. Wow, none of you are making it into
heaven. I saw that one before. None of you are making it into
just so you know, me and him, I was in Atlanta a couple
weeks ago. I did the show. And it's a place called the Underground
in Atlanta. It's like it's like the Gallery back in the day. Okay,
it's like the Gallery back in the day. And I did a show
down there and he was actually just It's a place called Sledty Vegan, I
love yeah, and he was just down there and we ran into each other
and thenstic I said, he he didn't say something. The guy that was
with him, I don't know if it was boyfriend or not. But the
guy that was said us do that making videos about you? He just was
like fmrm, I FMR And I was like, hit you just what?
So that was really the only encounter. It wasn't nothing crazy, but it
was just like, hey, that's what the make video about you. Then
he said I'm thank you, blah blah blah whatever. You know what.
Shout out to you, Shamar, and I am happy that you are not
letting Lawrence and his Shenanigans get to you. No, he's not. I
think he need me. You know, he doesn't need me. I just
do it because people people actually like it. So I just ran with it.
That's all. So, um someone saying, wait, why are you
saying just like him? I know, y'all, I'm trying to ignore it.
Please please, I shall be So you have the Killer Brew Kicks Foundation.
Yeah, it's had the Killer Boo Kicks Foundation. And what I'm I'm
excited to talk about is that, um, I released the coloring book.
At least the coloring book. It's called kid Killer Brew. Where this is
my camera. It's called kid Killer Brew and his Super Kicks. Can I
see it? So? I can share. You go look at it.
I want you to get your opinion too. I'd like to get people's opinion
about the whole book and everything. The book was created to help me raise
money for my nonprofit. Basically, I have been um since two thousand and
eight. I have been going to schools across the country and donating, not
donating, rewarding sneakers to kids who do well in school. And I've given
away a lot of sneakers and it's getting expensive. So I had to do
something to create some revenue for the program. I got tired of. I
didn't want to, you know, do the same thing that everybody does and
create a cash app and ask people to donate. I'd rather you have something
that's an actual product that you can see and holding your hand. So that
was the whole concept of creating a coloring book so I don't have to do
to go fund me is and to do the you know the whatever, the
cash apps and all that. So it's a quality coloring book. Um,
I'm not gonna lie to it's a quality coloring book. He got the shiny
page of yaw. It's real good for all my adults who like the color.
It's not too kitty like. Um. Lines are very thick, very
easy to stay within them. Um. It's also a range of different graphics,
so you can explore whatever color pallettes you may like. There you go,
so, um yeah, that's that's my take. The whole book is
about a young kid. Basically is about me as a kid going to school,
taking a test, getting good grades, and then bring rewarded the pair
of sneakers to give him superpowers and superpowers. He does things around the neighborhood
that helped the neighborhood. So this is volume one. Actually I didn't even
realize I was going to do three, but someone said I should create a
series of it. So this is volume one. It's the introduction of kid
Killer Brew and it's it's pretty dope. It's very very dope. UM.
So, because you do your charity work and you have your foundation. Oh
what am I again? What's the word philanthropist? You go, I don't
know how to say that word with So, because you do your charity work
and you have your foundation, I wanted to talk to you about um.
Ashton Kutcher and Mela Cunis have you heard about this whole thing? So Ashton
Kutcher and Mela Cunis. That's the guy from Ashton I know Ashton cult?
You punk? Right? Yeah? Pu? Yeah? Okay, and the
girl from that Set Me So show. She also does Meg's voice on Family
Guy. Okay, I got you. Um. So they're married and they
said that, I'm sorry for you. I thought he was married to de
mean more something that did any more? Or what's the old lady? Why
you gotta act so old? You're not old enough to be acting like that.
That was decades ago. I'm sorry, Cheese and crackers, Lawrence Day.
But anyway, So they have kids and they have decided that they aren't
leaving their kids anything. Oh that's fucked up. So they what the fuck
is y'all rich for? So they said that they are not leaving their kids
or trust fund. Um. So collectively they have a net worth of two
hundred and seventy five million dollars. So what are you gonna do with that
shit? They have been giving it to their foundations on their childhood. I'm
sorry, did I say that out? I'm sorry. Don't you have a
foundation? Yeah, but I'm telling you something. If it comes between my
foundation and my kids, fuck this foundation and my kids come first. I
don't have any kids, but if I had listen, No, no,
my only question is are the kids boogie? That's the only thing. Like,
have they grown up rich? So basically, um Mela Cunis and Ashton
Kusher grew up in like lower middle class households, right, so they were
like, they understand the value of money and the struggles of not having it,
and they don't want their kids to be accustomed to have an unlimited funds
or famous parents, so they're going to keep them humble. No, it
be your own family sometimes sometimes it be your own parents. Usually I say
your own kids, but this time may be your own parents. Don't get
me wrong, I do. I don't believe in spoiling kids or do thing.
Kids are definitely spoiled. But I didn't work this hard for you to
have to struggle. I'm not gonna say you're not gonna have to get you
on your own. I'm not gonna give you everything, but I'm gonna give
you a head start. You know what I'm saying. To leave them nothing,
absolutely nothing, that's that's ridiculous. I'm sorry. But a majority of
their funds go to their foundation and their charity work I will take. Yeah,
I get it. Like, I'm not saying two hundred that they have
a combined net worth of two hundred and seventy five million dollars. Ain't enough
foundations out there for two hundred and seventy million dollars. Y'all can't even like
give us each a mill. I get us started, So I know that
the technically what usually happens is, you know, you work really hard so
your kids don't have to, and you know, sometimes it makes your kids
unmotivated or it doesn't give them a drive. So I'm like, I'm not
saying you gotta leave them nothing, but maybe set it up to where like
you have to achieve so and so and then you'll get like a mill or
something like that. Like this is what I did with my guys son,
My guy's son. He probably get all the sneakers he does. He does,
he's a very spoiled child. But this is what I did with him.
I have been saving money for my godson since he was about eight years
old. You know, I've been pitting five, ten hundreds whatever I've been
saving, so he has a very good lump summer money. And what I
told myself was when you graduate high school. I was gonna give it to
him, but I have realized that he does not need all that money up
front. Okay, I decided to what I'm going to do is whenever he
needs money, he can come to me if he needs If he's going like,
I don't want to give him that money, and he go to school
and then drop out four years and then he don't never go back. So
my thing is, I want to help you once you decide whatever you want
to do. If you want to start a business, I got money for
you to start a business. If you want to go to school, I
got wanted if you go to school, But I'm not gonna give it to
you all all at once. Now, the fine whenever he comes to ask
you for money, because he'd be like, yo, I'm going to Cobo,
I need some bread. I would do that. I would really if
he said, you want to go because I was a kid who couldn't go
on vacations. I didn't go on vacations until I got some money. I
wanted him to experience those things early promising, But he got his car booted
the other day. I though there was a couple of months ago, and
he called me and say, I got a boot on my car. Can
I you know, can I get some money? I'll pay you back.
I said, no, this is out show money. Well god, damn,
I just had a boot on my car. I ain't know it was
like that. Okay, Well, you gotta somebody in your life, don't
well you. I don't believe you still single all these years. What I
believe somebody's fucking I don't know who it is. I'm probably not more.
It was, well, hey, I'm sorry, that's what you need to
talk to. Well, so now I don't have nobody, So now I
should be able to ask you for a boot. You got boot money?
You got a kid that has a baby filer. Yeah, and he take
care of his kid. He don't take care of me. Hey, I
don't know to tell you how come yall never introduce me to none of your
friends. You'll never try me find man. I don't really trust you around
my friends. I don't hold or hold or what does that mean? Because
I look at you as a as a I look at you in a light
huh. And I know for a fact if my friends did with you,
I'm going to find out. Okay, I don't want to find out that
you like on some crazy type shit and then I can't. It's like,
hey, but I'm not crazy, not even crazy. I just don't want
to find out nothing that's going to tarnish the image I have of of Stormy
p right here. This is it. Once. Once you start sucking with
the homies, they we're gonna find I'm gonna find out some shit. And
what if they're just telling you that I'm a great person. I doubt that.
I really dont I know you. I doubt that you're a great person.
But hey, if you want to get hooked up, I have no
problem. You know what I got. You know what I got some you
and the chocolate man. Yeah, okay, I got somebody for you,
y'all. Y'all remember this conversation. Right, So the next time he comes
on the show, actually he asked me about you, and I was like,
yeah, he asked about you, But like, I'm not a real
you know, because like I said, if something happens on either end,
if he could be fucked you over. Now, just like we said about
Trey Songs, does he look like he should be trying to ask about me?
Y'all? Hear this ship. Now, you was all quick to say
my girlfriend was built like a box Chevy. But now when I ask listen,
it should he be asking about me? It's no answer. Always makes
sure I'm the best looking guy in the group. Competition, Always make sure
I'm the best looking guy in the group. I'm not. I'm not saying
he not a good dude, but I always make sure I am the best
looking guy of the group because I don't need competition at all. Now,
how how how far ahead of you are your group? Because I feel like
you are lowering your chances of getting better things because the more attractive men you
have around you, the easier things come. Well, I'm attractive, so
they come easy. So you're attractive enough to hold over everybody. I'm good.
Everybody good in the group. Okay, I'm good. I'm at the
top. Someone said bro got his priority straight. I'm at the top.
He's not. He's not hating man at chocolate Chip and Sip. What's he
agreed with you? My man? Whatever is you? Man? Brother,
appreciate you. Um long story short shout out to aston culture and me,
like, I really think that I didn't know that they had that much money
and they just want how many kids do they have? Do you know that?
Two? Two? Is it a boy and a girl? Yeah?
They also don't give their kids uh uh Christmas gifts either. Oh yeah,
they don't do that either. Are they Christians? Do they work? Like
that's that's kind of crazy, Like if your dad asketon, could you and
you work at Target? Like that's just yo, dad, Yeah I gotta
work, yo? What if all this is just like one long ass elaborate
season of punk on his kids when they died. They're like, I was
just with you. Bring the cameras out, like I was just fucking with
y'all. Man, y'all got somebody to wear about. I can't. I
can't do that. Man. My probably didn't leave me ship. But if
he had it and didn't leave me, shit, i'd be pissed off.
That's a different conversation. Definitely will be pissed off. And he said he
left them nothing and they got two kids. Hey, man, I didn't
know they didn't get Christmas gifts. That's crazy. Yeah, but at that
age, you probably got everything, like if you if you, if you
would, Ashton could sure like you probably got It's nothing you can't get you
were leaving out the factor of these are still children. They're not homeschool so
they still have to go out and be with other kids who are you know,
wealthy enough to be in their circles, but they just don't have access
to the same things that their parents might even have more money for. I
don't even believe it, man, I don't believe. You don't, I've
got the point listening to me. I'm really at the point where I don't
believe nothing I see on social Like I think everything is a is a is
a ploy for people to be to buy into what you got going on.
It's a ploy for attention. Like I am to the point where I don't
believe even my own homies. Sometimes I don't believe nothing I see on social
media speaking of I don't believe or conspiracy theories. You've been in Philly for
a week. Yeah, you've seen the way these niggas been acting over water.
Hey man, I saw I'm not gonna say I'm not gonna mention his
name, say his name, his name, I say his name. This
dude went on social media and went to it was like like a Walgreens or
something, and I was like, yeah, I'm I'm out here getting water
for the community. Send money to my cash ap to help me buy the
waters. No, no, no, it was over the same day.
It was over the same day, like literally, and they just keep like
checking in on this day by day like no, we won't know yet access
to getting them out of night? What ain't Why listen? First of all,
if you're donating water to the homeless people, they wasn't drinking the water.
They wasn't drinking about the water. They were probably drinking piss. Yeah,
I'm about buying him designing water now, like and that's the thing that
really gets me because it'd be you niggas who piss smells like red bull.
It's the color of monster. You have cigarettes for breakfast, lunch, and
dinner, but you go out here and buy a palette full of water.
So now, my grandma don't got none to take the medicine with. Your
skin wasn't clear before this day. No, your skin looks like a nestle
crunch bars. You don't drink water. I don't, I don't. I
don't believe, like I said, I don't believe none of them. You
know, hey, just sending the money to the cash I'm trying to buy
the food, water for the community, for the homeless people. For no,
I don't believe it, I really don't. I'll do it. I'll
do it. You give it to me, tell me where you want to
go. I will meet you there with my own And my thing is,
why wasn't y'all doing this before? Like, why what are you giving homeless
people? Why did it take now for you to say, all right,
I'm just like it because the water not good. The water they've been they
worse often than what the fun there was before. For the record, you're
talking about you're giving water to homeless people. The contaminated water runs through the
tap. They're homeless, they don't have a tap. So why am I
giving? Why am I giving? I just find people just want to find
a reason to do something. Just they're just looking for a reason to do
something, and every time something pops up, this is a reason to do
it. I'm sorry for the record, if you are listening and you are
not in the Philadelphia area. So basically, we had a ship spill something
in the School River, which is where we get a majority of our drinking
water from um and the city has sent out on alert advising us on Sunday
afternoon that the crash happened on Friday and now we shouldn't drink the water on
Sunday. Yeah, And then later on that day they was like, na,
actually the warter y'all got is cool. We until tomorrow until Monday at
midnight? What the fuck? Then on Monday they said, no, it's
good till Tuesday. And now today they said no, it's good till Wednesday.
What's wrong with y'all? And also did nobody figure out that this is
like the sixth contamination spill or something like that in the United States, like
recently? You don't find that suspicious a man like Philly. Y'all eat ass,
drink that water and stop playing. And honestly, I'm not even trying
to be funny. Half of y'all used to drink from the water holes or
the fire hydrate in the summertime growing up, and I too, I am.
I am a person who drink out there about the water hole the fire
hydra. I used to feel gallons of war there up with water from the
spike it and put it back in the refrigerator. I grow and I'm fine.
I'm fine. I mean, listen, I'm fine, So look,
stop playing drink that water. Stop sending people cash afts to support because they
talking about they got a foundation that they started the same day. Stop falling
for bullshit people, stop it. Please, please stop falling for boys.
Please worry about yourselves. Jesus, I'm so tired of the ship. I'm
so tired, like I'm so genuinely being exhausted for me. Yes, I
am so like it's just getting on Instagram and just seeing everybody just just I'm
helping now. I need no stop it. Tired tired of this, Grandpa,
I'm tired of these niggas. Um. Somebody said it flint good,
y'all good, wow, exactly when it's actually not good. So there's that
um so onto um our typical shenanigans around here, let's get it. Oh
my god, waiting for this, she got a little. She tricked me
for a minute. I thought she was just going to be like, let's
go. I came here, let's rock, let's rock out. So I
was talking to um my homeboy, and he was telling me about how you
know him and the shorty he've been talking to was going back and forth for
a bit, right, and then had got into an argument, and he
told her that her sex was trash and that she just lays there and does
the starfish. Okay, right, okay, now here's my whole thing.
You've been talking off and on for eight months. I think it's safe to
say some men like women are just later like a starfish, because why do
you keep doing it? Okay? Yes or no? Me? No,
No, I don't like it. No, I don't like it. So
you're saying this snow man out here who likes that. I'm I'm not gonna
speak for other men, but I don't think how could you do that?
That's very uncomfortable. Just she's just laying there looking in your face, not
blaking me nothing. It's just hard to do that. But you know what
I think it is. But like I said, but one thing I will
say, I'm sorry for cutting you. In any situation like that, I
always put the blame on the man because obviously she's not attracted to you.
And that's just not what that means. It does to me. I just
feel like if a woman is not into you sexually, she's not attracted to
you. Um. It's not like that's it's simple mathematics. Because when you're
attracted to somebody, you're gonna do more. You're going to be into it.
If she's not into it, I'm not trying to hear it that she
doesn't know what she's doing. At this age, we know what we're doing.
I don't. I don't think it's that she's not attracted to you.
I just think that y'all haven't reached the level of intimacy to where she wants
to be involved. Because some men are very inconsiderate in the bedroom. That's
called I'm not attracted to But I can be attracted to you. I can
think you're sexy, I can think you're handsome. I can want to but
you don't make me feel very involved in the bedroom. Like some men are
very pushy. They want you to lay this way, turn this way,
and that's it. They don't want you to get on top, they don't
want you to do nothing. It's their show. Like some men just like
to fuck women. They don't want to have sex, they just want to
fuck women. Yeah, I'm not one of them, guys. I'm not
one of them. Guys. I can't relate to that. I'm not one
of them guys. Like I like to be into the person i'm having sex
well as well as I want them into me. Yeah, I'm not really
a guy who's just like, hey, don't say shit, being your ass
over, picture your elbow this way, and I'm gonna just fuck you and
then I'm done and then I can't do that. That's not that's not a
very um enjoyable experience for me. So if she says, like, you
know, turn around or do this here or you know something, my ass,
like, you take directions, you take involvement, I don't mind,
you know, to a certain extent. You know, now what's a certain
extent. I mean, you're not gonna be like left right, left up
down a B, a B or no shit like that, like you're gonna
you know, I'll take instruction to a certain extep but I don't want it
to a point where you like chastising me or giving me orders and all ship
like that. But I don't have a problem with you telling me you like
something one you don't like something. Yeah, you know, I wanted to
be I wanted to be just as much enjoyable for you as it is for
me, So you know, I would definitely pointers, I'll take them.
I'm not because I'm a I'm pretty much I've pretty much been I'm not gonna
say I'm gonna use the word confident. I'm gonna use I've been told I
wasn't shit enough. It doesn't bother me no more. Okay, Like I've
been told, I've been told I wasn't shit in bed, I've been told
I've been amazing the bit. So it's to the point where now I'm I'm
immune to it. So it's like, look, what is this what you
want? Or it's not what you want? So I think that the problem
is some men take any type of direction or suggestion as a b ab like
giving orders and giving like such intends it's once It's like I said, it's
never what you say, it's how you say it. So how are you
telling you what? We're having sex? So it has to come out sexy.
It's not gonna come out like a tad hut like it's just gonna come
out sexy. It's a way that you could say shit that can turn a
man off. You could just see like you gotta be you know, it's
it's it what I said. It's a sexy way to say things. And
then it's a way way you're saying, is it was like it's an order.
I don't think it's an order way. I don't think it's a non
sexy way to say turn me over. Um, it's hard to explain because
we're not in the moment, you know what I'm saying, But it's definitely
a way that you could say turned me over, and it could become off
to like what I was doing wasn't good enough for you? I say,
like, it's like, okay, you're telling me to turn me over.
Why because I'm not doing it right? Or because you're enjoying it you want
to try something different? You feel what I'm saying that Yeah, so it's
not like you just saying he turn me over and in his mind he like,
Okay, so what I'm doing now and wasn't good Now he in his
mind like, oh shit, maybe it's not good enough for it? But
or is it turned me over? Because I just want to try something different.
I'm enjoying this. Let's try this now. That's what I'm talking about.
How it could be different and it can come off as an order rather
than being sexy. You know, I'm saying, do you think that intimacy
or lack thereof plays a parting in it all. Yeah, I mean you
got a warm it up. I'm a kisser. I've always said this a
long time ago. I'm a kisser French. I'm all up in it.
Really, I'm a kisser. I don't understand how people have sex without kissing.
Can we talk about this for a minute. Not understand that there is
an epidemic plaguing generation, plaguing millennials where some people don't like to kiss.
I don't know what it is, man, I'm a kisser. I don't
understand it. I don't get it. That's how I get warmed up.
That's how into you. You know. Don't get me wrong. I'm not
kissing everybody, but you know that is I don't understand. I've heard that
a lot, where people don't like the kiss, people don't like to do
these and do these different things. And for me, I never understood it.
Here's the part that I don't get people men, especially looking at the
white guy. I was looking at the camera. This is my camera here.
No, not at all, I got you. I don't know.
He's a new world today. Oh, there's a new where I don't want
to get canceled and people here. He's not a white guy, he's a
man or whatever. I don't know what it was. I'm just making sure.
Oh my god. So men especially will say, um, I don't
want to kiss anyone that I'm not in a relationship with because that's too intimate.
I'm literally giving you my vagina. That's not too intimate, but apparently
you kissing me it is. Now I have to disagree with that because I
was just talking about this, Okay, I was just talking about this.
Yeah, you get just because you've given me that, I'm getting your vagina
doesn't mean I'm into you enough to want to kiss you. Um that I
drop a bomb? Was that too much for you? What are you saying
to me? I'm just telling you it's just because I'm having sex with you
doesn't mean that I'm into you that much too want to kiss you. So
okay, here's my thing. Say you are, you know, linking up
with a lady. Y'all are getting intimate. Y'all are now about to have
sex you. She tries to kiss you and you say no, and she
says, okay, well we're done here. I'm like, all right,
cool, and we're just gonna watch Netflix like nothing happened. I mean,
you aren't going to have an attitude, because yes you are if you stayed
in a rock hard because you can't down listen. Because if I say no
that it's a reason why I'm saying no, what's the reason you don't like
her like that? No, I might not like it like that, but
you expect her to give you something. You ain't gotta give me shit,
it's on you. You don't gotta give me nothing. It's the fact that
you think your lips are more valuable than her vagina. For me, Hey,
I said it on the podcast the other day. I would if if
my lady told me that she kissed a guy, I would be more upset
than if she said she let it guy either pussy, I would be.
I just feel this more intimate to kiss somebody than listen about eat your pussy.
But having sex isn't intimate. It's an intimate thing. It's I'm it's
an intimate thing. It's very intimate, okay, But I don't think it's
as intimate as a kiss. I don't. I just I just want to
tap in the live because they was going off. I don't. I don't
think kissing is very important to me. Kissing is very important to me.
So for me, but bumping bellies isn't because you can bump, it's plenty
because come on, I'm like, there's people who have sex with people who
they don't It's it's marriages who have sex with people that they don't like.
It's girlfriends that have sex they boyfriends that don't really like. It's people in
relationships that don't want to be with the person that still have sex. That's
what I'm talking about, is that part of it isn't as intimate as you
make but people kiss on those same terms exactly. So for me, kissing
is very intimate for you. It might not be so you. Sex might
be very intimate for me, it might not be what I'm just I'm keeping
it. I'm that's honest to go out true. I feel that kissing is
very intimate, very now here's my whole thing. I will say, I
don't mind kissing. We can kiss, right, I can kiss everybody.
I don't think it's that intimate. Like you said, sex is more intimate
to me. However, if you try to French kiss me in Missionary,
don't do that unless you like me, Like, don't kiss me while we're
in missionary unless you really like me. Do not French kiss me while we
are in missionary unless you really like Yes, don't do that to me unless
you really like me. If we're not building, get the pause, bro,
I kiss pause, I literally stop. People like yo, we're not
really there yet, like we might have been kissing before. We're gonna kiss
after, like that's why, but not right now? That's all limits it
kissing pauls shit, right did you look at him? Pause for a little
bit, go back in. See. No, that's toxic. That is
toxic. That is toxic. But you don't do that with everybody. You
don't do that with everybody. You don't anybody. Why not? You shouldn't
do it with anybody, said your wife. That is a way to it
intimate. So I'd rather you eat my ass than tongue gets me in missionary
and you don't really like me like that, don't do it? All right,
So it is making eye contacts while kissing too intimate. There you go.
If we are in missionary, yes, But if it's not missionary,
no, If we're just like hanging out, you know, canoodling on the
sofa while we watch movies. Fine, fine, fine, but no,
not not doing missionary. That's way too intimate for me. I'm one of
them people who enjoys kissing. I kiss people that I like. I don't
kiss everybody, so you know, to me, it is more in sexist.
Sexist is not that it's you can have sex with anybody, like anybody.
It's people who have sex with people that don't even know. They just
it's just there. It's just the pussy's there and they do it. It's
just there. It's just there and they do it. It is you never
Okay, I've never been around with pussies that were just there before. No,
I can't say that, thank you, because Lawrence is up here capping.
That's the thing. Okay, put it too, like, dude,
what I mean by there? Okay, say hold on, hold on,
hold them before you get there. If you were just joining the live,
y'all, man, Lawrence Killerbrue just set up here and say that he would
rather have sex with people than kiss them because kissing them is a little bit
too intimate, but having sex isn't. I think that's very that's very valid.
Okay, go ahead. So so what I mean by there, you've
ever been probably more so when you were younger, when you and your girlfriend
went over, or you and your homie went over at chick crib house or
whatever, and she had her girlfriend there, and then the other two the
people that came, they're having sex, and then she's just there and then
y'all start talking and you have sex because it's there. It's not like it
was intentional, like you went over there for that. It's like, hey,
when you're young, she's there, he's there, let's do it.
You've never done that before. You've never went over like a homie crib with
your girlfriend and then it was a dude that you supposed to cup or whatever,
and then y'all, god damn never, No, not me. I
know that this is a thing, but I was there, and what I'm
talking about it is there. Or when you go out to the club or
whatever, are you out on vacation or whatever, and then y'all drunk and
you out, y'all party and whatever whatever whatever, and people hooking up with
this person, hooking up with that person. It's just there. It's just
there. It's just accessible. It's there. That's party favors. So it's
not like exactly. Yeah, so it's not like Okay, it's just there
and you can just do it. Wow. Wow, Well I don't.
I don't engage in that ship though. In twenty twenty three, year of
our Lord, I'm going to advise all of you to no longer accept just
their pussy or just their is a bad thing. It is a bad thing.
I'm gonna tell you why. An adult. Now, I'm gonna tell
you why. I think that the whole genre of just their pussy has ruined
us as a society. And I'm gonna tell you why. Put on the
men no, no, no, not the man because some women don't want
to kiss either. They don't they don't want that you know, set of
intimacy either. They take the just their dick too. You are absolutely right,
right. I think the problem is we got too used to just their
sex, right so that now when you have someone that you're dating and you're
trying to show interest in, you automatically attach that to just their sex,
and like the lack of intimacy is is the problem. I had to I
had to disagree with that because I feel like you are intimate with who you
want to be intimate with. If you have a connection with somebody, you're
going to do those things that you want to do. None. If there's
no connection there, that's where the just there comes into place. But if
you like somebody into somebody, yeah, you're going to be, you know,
doing all the intimate things. And I always say, people do what
they want to do, or people allow them to do what people allow you
to do. Right, when you find somebody that you like, if they
if you're if they're allowing you to do those things, you're gonna do them.
Period. So for people that's out here dating, if you're not getting
what you want, you need to check yourself always. Yes, you always
said they say, if I'm not getting what I want from somebody, it's
something that I'm not doing. And I don't care how fine they are.
I don't care. I'm fine. So you can just get that out the
way, you know what. Let me just I don't care how fine they
are, how much money they have, what assets they may bring with them.
Honestly, we're not being fulfilled. Like you gotta go, it's not
going to end well never never, never, you got girlfriend, you got
girlfriend. Well, let's just talk about the color of book, because the
color of the book is what we're here to do the kid in the coloring
book got to god. I'm just saying because this color book is an amazing
kid. Yeah, it comes out a twenty if you can pre order right
now. Well, I hope you're kissing her comedy House. Oh definitely,
thank you, definitely definitely doing it. And if and if he not says,
just write a nice review to the DM so I can read it on
live. Definitely, please all that, thank you, hand behind the neck,
all that right, don't be toxic. Two hands on the cheek,
look at you, paulse all that. Someone said, Lawrence do be camping,
though even Steve Brown will vouch for that. Who is Steve Brown?
Is somebody? Um? This is another comedian that we kind of go back
and forth with. It's an ongoing joke about when people ask me about my
girlfriend or always to uh switch topics and talk about something else. Wow,
because I'm not I'm not a I'm not a public guy. Yeah, I'm
not a public guy. Spin move on a questioning. I'm not a public
guy at all. I don't um. I don't like to engage in my
relationships on the open air. So my last question, right, let's go
and is it wrong? Wrong'sie hour? We spent a lot of it catching
up, honestly, that's where we messed up at um, So I wanted
you to answer this on behalf of all men. No pressure. It's one
of the things that I like to do when men come up here and chat
with me. Your antrain on me too. There's never no pressure, I
got it. Let's rick out. Do men know the difference between a pick
me and a woman who takes accountability? Say, I'm I'm not understanding the
question. Do men know the difference between a pick me and a woman who's
just willing to take accountability? Pick you know, like pick me? It's
like a simp for women? So simple, nigga, how old are you?
What's happening right now? Why are you so out of touch? What
the fuck is happening? A simple is a man who lets women walk all
over him and take advantage of them and like tricks, but like a different
type of trick, right um. And a pick me is a woman who
uh says things that goes against norms for women in order to gain a man's
favor. Okay, so what's the question. Do men know the difference between
a pick me? And a woman who's just taking accountability. Every guy knows,
but I think he looks over it because of who that person is saying
something to me about that same thing with women. I mean, when you
meet somebody, you know someone's good for you, you know someone one is
there for your best interest, you know someone's using you. You know all
these things up front. It's nobody who's that naive that doesn't know. But
what you're doing is you're ignoring those things because either you really like the person,
or maybe that person has a certain statue that you want to be a
part of. That person might be in a certain type of group that you
want to be a part of, So you ignore those things. But everybody
knows if important is using you, which you're there for, if you're just
there for sex or not, But you in your mind block it out because
you have these feelings for that person, or you want to be around that
person, or you want other people to see you with that person. So
every man knows that. Every man and woman knows all those things up front.
So some man said, we do. We just don't want to admit
it, especially if her box is a one exactly, y'all. I'm gonna
say this, I don't really feel that it's any a one box out there,
like, I've never had a box that this made me clueless. It's
the personality that made the box good for me. You know what, you
lost me in the beginning, You lost me in the beginning, but you
just got me back because I agree with that. I don't think there's no
like amazing pussy to like like. I don't think there's no pussy that if
it was no feelings attached and I just put my dick in it and I'm
like, oh, here's my credit card, here's my credit card. I'm
crazy. I don't think there's no pussy like that. I trust me.
I've been with women in the past a long time go a long, long
long time ago, and I have never had no box that made me clueless.
In my mind, the only reason I got close because either she was
a super dupe person personality was on a one. She was just a dope
person period, and that's what made the pussy better. Yeah, what it
really was never just blind folded pussy made me go crazy nothing. Yeah,
And I think that when you look at you know, these women, a
lot of them who are like sugar babies, especially black girls with sugar baby.
I'm sorry now, I feel like you're trolling me. No, sugar
baby, that's somebody who like a sugar daddy, but a sugar baby.
Yeah, the one who has a sugar daddy. If you have a sugar
oh, I get it. So the sugar daddy, okay, So she
got an old head taken care of. Yeah, I got okay. The
black ones, they all don't look like the best, and they all have
like fucked up wigs. So maybe it's just the connection. And even still,
like you'll see some men go crazy and go above and beyond for women
who are not supermodel material, you might be right. It just might be
the mental connection or the attraction. Yeah, it's always been that for me.
All the women that I have said, I've been within my lifetime who
have had an amazing poom poom or a box hole, whatever you wanna call
it. I like whole whole. It's good. Someone on a live said
he's sixty right now. He's not. He's not because I'm not. You
know, I'm not real big on the hip hop terms. They aren't hip
hop terms, Kevin, do you know them? Yeah, I'm not I'm
not in that world no more. What world society my nigga see. I
was gonna say though, at first, when we were talking about boxes,
I thought we were talking about like the taco bell like boxes and credit card
all day long. Shut it down, everybody, shut it down. We're
done. We're sucking down because what Lawrence? Please plug what you want to
play? Please check me? Hey Miya, Hey Mia, what's going on?
Please? Philadelphia? Check me out? Oh like Saboya's here too,
Hey Saboia, I'm sorry when we're time, have you done? Sorry?
Thank you? This is my time to shine. First of Philadephia. First,
all I want to say, storm Pe, appreciate you for having me
on your podcast. Thank you for allowing me to talk about what I got
going on your platform. Once again. I want to tell you I'm proud
of you. I'm very excited for everything you got going going on. I'm
proud of the things that you've done and that you're going to do. The
fact that you did what you did after what happened shows character, shows perseverance,
show that you're a really dope person. Now me, I want to
say, Philadelphia, please check me out. April twenty seconds to the twenty
fifth for my birthday weekend, Lawrence Killerbrew Birthday Weekend. The first event is
a book signing event from my coloring book, Kid Killer Brew and his super
Kicks come down to Boys Latin Middle School in Philadelphia. It's a free event.
Kids get in. Its snacks, it's food, it's games, it's
dj This is a community day that I turned into just not celebrating the book
signing, celebrating the whole community as a whole. So please bring your kids
down. I got a lot of food, a lot of gifts. I
just need to get this stuff away. I don't want to have to take
all this stuff on, so please give it to me. You can come
down and get to bring your kid down. Come down him and his entitled
as We'll take everything. Please do that. It's April twenty second at the
field Not to fill it out, I'm sorry. Boys Latin Middle School in
Philadelphia is from one to four. The whole day. Like I said,
it is absolutely free. Come in, get your coloring book, enjoy yourselves,
get some food. No, just have a good time. Then the
next day, April twenty thirds, the basketball game, the Celebrity Basketball Game
at the field House in Philadelphia on Spring Guard. I think that is.
That's from three to seven. Like I said, I got celebrities. They
got basketball players, NBA players, football players, actresses, actresses, actors
and actresses. What else? I got musical acts. It's like like I
said, Stremy was there last year, it's bigger and better this year.
We're doing bigger, better things. And then twenty fifth is the actual comedy
show to close out my weekend as I always do at Helium Comedy Club.
Everything, all the information for all three events is available right now at comedy
Hustle dot com. You go there and check it out. Do Also,
I bring a gift gift. You know I have a candle line, right,
yeah, I bring one. I didn't bring one. People don't People
don't know. I have a candle line called Comedy Hustle Candles. I've been
making candles for a long time. I'm very passionate about my candom making ability.
It's actually pretty dope. And I have a good candle line that's also
available on comedy Hustle dot com. And I brought Stormy p a candle.
Let me smell it. The last one. Oh yeah, this smell good.
It makes me want to clean my house. There you go, so
check it out. Man Comedy Hustle dot com has all information for everything.
Appreciate you, keV, Appreciate you. Stormy P. Please follow Chocolate Chip
and Sip podcast and go to any of her live shows because it is amazing.
Even though he's never been to I haven't I haven't done. I'm not
even gonna lied to you, but I was seeing pictures and it looks smith.
I've heard about it. That's See, that's when you know you're doing
something dope. When people that you don't know know me let me know about
what you're doing. Oh, that's when you know you're dope. And that's
what I know. People that were at the show told me that you have
done great things at the show. Comics have told me that's a great show.
People that I know I've told me it's a great show. So that's
how I know it's dope. I don't have to be there because people I
know are Thank you. Thank you. Man. Listen, my message is
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I love you guys, and I see you next week. Piece