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What's up, beautiful people. It
is your baby mama, favorite baby Mama,

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Stormy Pe And this is another episode
of Chocolate Chip and Sib the modern

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day female perspective, damn Son.
Back at it again, and back at

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it again. We got half of
the home team. We got my man

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Capptacid in the building, he continued, um, and we also got a

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special guest in the building. Okay, this, this, this man means

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a lot to me. And I
really, really really am so thankful that

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he took the time out to stop
past my little old podcast. Okay,

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and I'm gonna tell you why.
Please be thankful, because it's a fucking

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superstar, superstar okay, comedian actress, author, philanthropists to me and just

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voted the sexiest man alive under five
two seven. We got my man Laurence

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Keller. Bro, what's up?
I say, what's up? I say

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what's up? Oh I'm back.
I'm so sorry. You don't have your

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handphones on so you can't hear the
applause. Oh I can't. It's cool,

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okay, Platform me, we're not
doing hairdphones today. Under your seat

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right here, Yeah, let's get
it. Let's go. I know that

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Platform me oh you listen, you
already know the vibes. They gotta be

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better. Wait did you turn it
one? Okay, all my time,

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get get to get to get it
to one. I feel it. I

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feel the love. You know what's
crazy? I feel the love. Man.

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Someone on the live actually just pointed
this out and you didn't even peep

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it. I called you an actress
and stuff because you knew it did so

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I was like, you know what, I'm not going to correct her on

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her show, but I heard you
say that I did, but I was

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like, you know what, it's
cool. I know who I am.

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Thank you, thank you, thank
you for giving me that grace. There

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you go. I'm actually really happy
to see you. I'm happy to see

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you too, and I haven't seen
you in forever. When the last time

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you seen The last time I saw
you was at the game. But this

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is the first time you went on
the pods in like a heart year.

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But the last time you saw me, well, I didn't see you.

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You said you saw me it was
at a commune. Oh yeah, I

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saw you at Clint show. That's
when I was doing my thing, and

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yeah, speak you were on stage. You wanted me to be like your

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lords. It stormed me over here. Didn't speak after after I was outside,

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I was talking to people. I
had a shitty night that night.

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Let me tell you. So,
I go to the show, have an

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amazing time afterwards. You know,
he was DJing at Blond Barber. I

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go to Blond Barber and then I
go back to my car which is parked

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next to helium and the garage was
closed. Oh I didn't tell you the

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close. No, And not only
did they have my car keys, they

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have my house keys. So how
did that happen? Had to wait to

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the morning. Yes, I had
to go to my friend's house and then

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come back in the morning. Well, that that happened after me my show,

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So you should still spoke to me. But I don't really give a

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shit if you that would have before. Yeah, but that happened after the

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show. So yeah, but it's
cool. I get it. It was

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all right, you had, you
had a shitty night after the showy,

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Glad you got your keys back.
But I'm bad. Guess it's been here.

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It's been almost a year, and
I wanted to say this on air.

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I wanted to say this on air. This is when a year I

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was here. I think that was
the first podcast you did when you separated

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from your from your other partner.
Yes, And I want to say I

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wanted to say this on air from
everybody, and once you're here first,

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I'm very proud of you because after
that you have done nothing but get bigger

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and bigger. And I want to
say, I'm dope. I'm proud of

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you. You're doing your thing because
that that it could have took a turn.

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Yeah, but you took whatever happened
and the turmoil or whatever it went

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through. I don't know what it
was. I don't really care. You

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took it. You said, fuck
it, I'm gonna do this. I'mna

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make this shit pop, and you
definitely did. I just want to say

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that you're doing shows, live shows, sold out, live shows. Come

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on, come on your sh come
on out. Hear in these streets you

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see me live shows, putting people
on. You know, got other comics

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on the show. Oh my god, on your thing. That's what I

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like to say. I love to
see Black Peop take some shit, take

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some shit, and thedn't run with
it. So you didn't let that fuck

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up. If you have going on
you, I just wanted to say that

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a lot I appreciate you, and
I appreciate that because a lot of people

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that just joined, like the you
know, the Separate movement facts, doesn't

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even know I had a co host. There you gone. I was there

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from the beginning. Yes, I
was there from the beginning. I remember

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both of y'all. And like I
said when I was here, that it

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happened that day the episode I did. And you have done nothing but not

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let that fuck up what you got
going on than you've done nothing but got

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bigger and better ever since. Proud. I wanted to say that first and

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foremost, before we even got started. I didn't want to say to your

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fast. I want to say in
front of your people so they can hear

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me say this one to know,
to know that it's genuine. Yes,

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I see, I see when people
do their thing, and I always applaud

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motherfuckers do they thing. I never
not give credit what credit is due,

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and you deserve all the credit you
get. Run back to me, I'm

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the ship, So listen, um, Okay, there we go. Okay,

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so back to you. Right,
last time I saw you was at

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your basketball game. Yeah, the
Killerboo Kicks celebrity basketball game, which is

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coming back up now the coming back
up. My birthday weekend is coming back

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up in April, April twenty second
through the twenty fifth. The basketball game

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this show I'm doing something different.
I got a book signing as the Slubty

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basketball game and that had my comedy
showing the twenty fifth. Um. I

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wanted to tell you that my son
showed his ass at this basketball game.

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Your son showed his ass at the
game. He was acting really lights I'm

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not talking about it. I'm talking
about really light skinning here. Yo.

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I had to like self evaluate and
say, what am I doing that makes

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him think that this is okay?
He was really entitled. He felt like

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he felt like it was it was
his gym. Man, he deserved a

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lot of shit. I don't know
if you know this nigga was at the

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concession stands making men buy him food
and snacks and then tell niggas like it's

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okay, Stormy's my mom wow and
wrap the fuck up. So he's entitled.

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He's an entitled little boy. No, this was the first time he

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started exhibiting this boujie entitled behavior like
before then. I had never seen him

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and it was coming. I did
not know his hair don't get nappy when

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he get wet, so you know
it. Thank you, Kevin, Thank

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you, Kevin. That is very
ignorant. I don't get if it don't

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get nappy when it get what he's
about to start acting there. You know.

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He also said that you owe him
a Nike gift. No problem,

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I have no problem. I told
you I would actually bought my period of

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niggas because you're You're my friend and
your son is my friend if he's your

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son, so even though he's entitled, definitely I shouldn't because y'all don't need

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it. Yes, we do.
You good. I'm a struggling single black

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mother. Okay, I hear you
can say. I don't believe it,

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though I don't believe it at all. Somebody on a live said, can

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you blame him? Though? Yes
I can. Okay, he wasn't raised

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like that. I don't. He
came in this spot and yo, he

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like walk past beano and look beano
up and down. I got a lot

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of footage of your son on camera. About a lot of footage you You

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was doing your thing in the game. Yeah, you know, I was

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doing my thing. Dizzel thirty,
I put up I don't know if y'all

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heard that put up. He had
a basketball game. Your girl got in

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put up thirty easy, okay,
thirty seconds on the bench, thirty seconds.

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Listen, I got a triple double. Okay. But I always I

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appreciate you for coming out. You're
invited again if you want to come out,

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your son, I am and i'mnna
have my short nails. There you

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go, and I'm gonna come out
and I'm getting on the game. Well,

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you're invited. The game would be
April twenty April twenty third, I'm

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sorry, April twenty three at the
field House again. From three to seven.

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Kids are getting free, adults have
to pay. But it's all for

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my nonprofit Killable Kicks. I'm trying
to raise money to keep the program alive

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as a program where I go to
schools throughout the school year and I reward

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or kids with sneakers to get good
grades. That's the whole gist of it.

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So to keep the program going,
have to raise funds, and I

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do things like this to help me
raise the money so the program continues.

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Listen. I think it's a very
important issue that we need to take um

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accountability for it and really bring to
the forefront in this moment, since we're

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talking about giving back UM. There
is an epidemic sweeping through UM. Really

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everywhere is it? Niggas is playing
for blue checks? Oh yeah, I

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have a blue check. I got
it. I got it organically. I

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got it because I was really famous. I would like to talk about this

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blue check pandemic. Y'all about things
we need to be focused on the blue

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check pandemic. Let me let me
say some someone who is a who is

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you know, original blue check?
Yet you know I got it. You

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know I got it because of who
I was. You know what I'm saying,

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Once you get it doesn't really mean
not much, So I don't you

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know, I guess the people put
the they make it valuable. People make

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it value because once I got it, and it didn't change anything about it.

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You know, I didn't change thing
about my profile. It didn't change

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I didn't get booked more, I
didn't get nothing. So it really didn't

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change anything. But people are gonna
they want that look, they want to

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feel a certain way. So I'm
not mad at them. They got the

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money to do it. What's the
difference between buying a blue check and then

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buying an expensive car to show off. It's the same thing. Here's my

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whole thing. I don't have a
problem with you buying a blue check.

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What I do have a problem with
is youre buying a blue check and then

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you with your fifty thousand followers but
only one hundred and twelve likes on your

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photo and six comments all from robots, then getting on al Gore's Internet and

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telling people that you're selling tips on
how to be a social media expert.

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All you need to do is tell
me who I need to send the money

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to, because you don't know.
You ain't got the answer sway, But

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you know what I got to say, people like that, if you fall

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for that, that's your fault.
That's how I feel like I don't.

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I don't have no sympathy for anybody
who falls for these inn the trolls,

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and these people who you know selling
you know, advice and telling you to

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go to their link and they don't. I don't have no sympathy for you

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because you felt for that. You
were weak minded and you wanted to be

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a part of something so bad that
you thought that this ship was real.

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Yes, so I don't have any
sympathy for you at all. I never

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do. I'm gonna make my stand
right here in the line. I'm gonna

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put my line in the sand right
now, clear cut. I am no

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longer answering dms from blue checks.
I can't trust you. I can't trust

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you. I can't trust it.
I can't trust it now. Previously I'm

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not gonna lie. I will be
more inclined to answer a blue check DM

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because hey, you might have a
potential business opportunity. Listen, from the

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bottom of my heart, I don't
want to know how to turn my two

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hundred into two thousand. I'm good, Hey, I'm good. I didn't

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know the couple dms my blue checks
and still got I wouldn't have been left

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on red a couple of times,
and I got a blue check. So

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it don't really mean nothing. But
now that everyone has access to the blue

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check it so what is How much
does it cost? I don't know?

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But this is something that's real.
You can actually buy it now, to

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my understanding, the same way Instagram
was offering certain people um money for reals,

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they're offering certain people do you want
to participate in the blue check?

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And I think we have to pay
like a certain amount per month. All

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I know is when I see somebody
with a blue check but their full government

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name is in their bio, I
know you brought your blue check. Wow.

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So it was like like a certain
like a subscription. Yeah yeah,

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and then like if you miss a
month, they take it. Somebody understanding

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anyway, Okay, like I said, somebody said right right in June,

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but got the blue check now exactly? Someone else said fourteen ninety nine a

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month. Oh, I mean hey, like, if you got it,

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you got it. It ain't trigging
if you got it. That's how I

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like that. That's how I look
at the situation. Ain't trigging if you

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I don't care if you have it, but don't now think that you are

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in the boys club. That's going
to happen. It took the value off

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of it is going to happen.
I agree, it took the value off

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of it. Yeah, my girl
Tata sild ties. Okay, you know

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what old titties? All right?
But yeah, man, no, I

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just I look put as you like
this. Social media is a place where

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you can be who you want to
be. And if you as the person

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who's looking up to that person fall
for whatever they got going on. That's

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on. You do your homework.
I don't answer. I don't ask the

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DMS unless I look at your page
first. I don't answer DMS if your

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page is private. And even if
I do answer your your question, I

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go look at your friends following Do
people comment on your page? Do you

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comment on people page? Because I'm
not falling for the dumb shit. I'm

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not losing my page to no dumb
shit. So for me, do your

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fucking homework. You're so naive that
you just think that Denzel Washington d M

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you yo, like religious was like
nig and it was all fucking people,

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Denzel Washington d d M J and
as you, Hey, I need two

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hundred dollars. Really, you know
what's crazy. I'm not. I'm not,

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I'm not. I'm not gonna I'm
not gonna lie. Right, one

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of my friends did get trapped with
that, right, so it was I

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think who was it? I think
it was trade Songs. He DMed her

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and then said like, Yo,
this is my backup page. You know,

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this is just my close family and
friends. I think you're attractive,

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blah blah blah blah, talking her
ear off. Then like two days later

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extra for money, and I was
like, no, we're not giving Trade

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Songs any money because I don't think
trang but it's not no, no,

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And then that wasn't a kicker after
he said like, this is opening line.

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I can't make this shit up.
After he says like, yo,

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it's Trade Songs, this my backup
account, he then typed, yep,

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that's hilric I might you know you
gotta believe it now, that's like a

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signature. Shouldn't believe that's verification.
I give it to creativity for that one.

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No, And then he goes in
with this is my backup account,

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and you know it's just a fan
lot of friends, blah blah. Give

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him an a for creed. We
don't have to give him shit. Why

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do you even believe that anyway?
Well, like my thing is first of

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all, what does she look like? Because you gotta look at yourself sometimes

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and be like, am I a
target? Exact? Like, dude,

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do you would you really think tray
Soon would say something to you if you

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was not like, that's what I'm
just I don't think that's fair. It's

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very fair. Like I know I'm
a very attractive man to a certain extent,

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Sexiest Man Alive under five to Sexiest
Man under five seven. Give me

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my interest. But I know,
Mike, I know who's going to speak

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to me and who's not. I
know certain women is not on my level

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for me for them to just reach
out to me. Don't don't get me

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wrong. I might be able to
get them if I had a one.

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I don't want just to reach out
to me. Come on, stop,

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you look at yourself. You you
know whoever this girlfriend is. I don't

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know whe should looked like, but
you from the looks of you, you're

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not saying I'm wrong. I didn't
say all I said, but not everybody's

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into looks. And let's not just
assume that Trey Songs has to be all

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into looks. Okay, but Instagram
is all about looks, So at that

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point it is asked to be that
Instagram all about looks. Hey my girl

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kenyans On, Hey, Hey,
what's up fashion Nista? She is a

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great person, she's very good.
Um. Another thing that I wanted to

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talk to you about is what's going
on with you with safety Pin. Oh

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wait, so for y'all who may
not know, right, so Lawrence,

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you know he'd be making videos all
the time about someone he calls safety Pin,

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but it's actually Shamar, right,
So let me tell you where I

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got safety pin from. If y'all
don't know, I don't know where.

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He has a disease where his body
is kind of like, is it scoliosis?

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Scoliosis? Yeah, that's what he
has. And uh, for the

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for the listeners, I don't talk
about him because he had scholioosis, you

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know. I talk about him because
of his actions, and that's why I

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talk about him. And safety pin
didn't come from that. It was actually

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bent safety pin. That's what I
used to call him, because he looks

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like a bent safety pin, Like
if you take a safety happen and you

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bend it up, that's what he
looks like. So I just I just

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cut down the bent part and just
called him safe safety. But yeah,

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I talk about him a lot,
and me and him actually ran into each

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other. It wasn't nothing. It
wasn't nothing crazy like I thought it was

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gonna be. I actually blocked him
because he d and me and he put,

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hay, this is Shamar, and
I didn't want to and that was

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blockworthy guy, and I don't usually
block people, but it was blockworthy because

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I felt like he was going to
use me for attention like that, because

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it was like because the next message
was Shamar wants to go live with you,

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and I thought that he was going
to try to use me for attention.

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I'm not a drama guy. Don't
get me wrong. I talk shit

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and have fun, but I'm not
a drama guy. So I didn't want

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my page to be, you know, fishing for followers through drama. So

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I just blocked him. First of
all the lives said, Shamar looked like

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a squeeze ward a bottle. Wow, none of you are making it into

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heaven. I saw that one before. None of you are making it into

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just so you know, me and
him, I was in Atlanta a couple

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weeks ago. I did the show. And it's a place called the Underground

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in Atlanta. It's like it's like
the Gallery back in the day. Okay,

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it's like the Gallery back in the
day. And I did a show

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down there and he was actually just
It's a place called Sledty Vegan, I

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love yeah, and he was just
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and thenstic I said, he he
didn't say something. The guy that was

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with him, I don't know if
it was boyfriend or not. But the

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guy that was said us do that
making videos about you? He just was

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like fmrm, I FMR And I
was like, hit you just what?

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So that was really the only encounter. It wasn't nothing crazy, but it

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was just like, hey, that's
what the make video about you. Then

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he said I'm thank you, blah
blah blah whatever. You know what.

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Shout out to you, Shamar,
and I am happy that you are not

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letting Lawrence and his Shenanigans get to
you. No, he's not. I

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think he need me. You know, he doesn't need me. I just

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do it because people people actually like
it. So I just ran with it.

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That's all. So, um someone
saying, wait, why are you

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saying just like him? I know, y'all, I'm trying to ignore it.

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Please please, I shall be So
you have the Killer Brew Kicks Foundation.

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Yeah, it's had the Killer Boo
Kicks Foundation. And what I'm I'm

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excited to talk about is that,
um, I released the coloring book.

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At least the coloring book. It's
called kid Killer Brew. Where this is

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my camera. It's called kid Killer
Brew and his Super Kicks. Can I

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see it? So? I can
share. You go look at it.

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I want you to get your opinion
too. I'd like to get people's opinion

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about the whole book and everything.
The book was created to help me raise

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money for my nonprofit. Basically,
I have been um since two thousand and

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eight. I have been going to
schools across the country and donating, not

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donating, rewarding sneakers to kids who
do well in school. And I've given

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away a lot of sneakers and it's
getting expensive. So I had to do

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something to create some revenue for the
program. I got tired of. I

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didn't want to, you know,
do the same thing that everybody does and

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create a cash app and ask people
to donate. I'd rather you have something

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that's an actual product that you can
see and holding your hand. So that

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was the whole concept of creating a
coloring book so I don't have to do

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to go fund me is and to
do the you know the whatever, the

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cash apps and all that. So
it's a quality coloring book. Um,

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I'm not gonna lie to it's a
quality coloring book. He got the shiny

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page of yaw. It's real good
for all my adults who like the color.

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It's not too kitty like. Um. Lines are very thick, very

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easy to stay within them. Um. It's also a range of different graphics,

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so you can explore whatever color pallettes
you may like. There you go,

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so, um yeah, that's that's
my take. The whole book is

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about a young kid. Basically is
about me as a kid going to school,

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taking a test, getting good grades, and then bring rewarded the pair

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of sneakers to give him superpowers and
superpowers. He does things around the neighborhood

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that helped the neighborhood. So this
is volume one. Actually I didn't even

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realize I was going to do three, but someone said I should create a

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series of it. So this is
volume one. It's the introduction of kid

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Killer Brew and it's it's pretty dope. It's very very dope. UM.

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So, because you do your charity
work and you have your foundation. Oh

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what am I again? What's the
word philanthropist? You go, I don't

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know how to say that word with
So, because you do your charity work

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and you have your foundation, I
wanted to talk to you about um.

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Ashton Kutcher and Mela Cunis have you
heard about this whole thing? So Ashton

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Kutcher and Mela Cunis. That's the
guy from Ashton I know Ashton cult?

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You punk? Right? Yeah?
Pu? Yeah? Okay, and the

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girl from that Set Me So show. She also does Meg's voice on Family

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Guy. Okay, I got you. Um. So they're married and they

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said that, I'm sorry for you. I thought he was married to de

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mean more something that did any more? Or what's the old lady? Why

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you gotta act so old? You're
not old enough to be acting like that.

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That was decades ago. I'm sorry, Cheese and crackers, Lawrence Day.

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But anyway, So they have kids
and they have decided that they aren't

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leaving their kids anything. Oh that's
fucked up. So they what the fuck

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is y'all rich for? So they
said that they are not leaving their kids

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or trust fund. Um. So
collectively they have a net worth of two

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hundred and seventy five million dollars.
So what are you gonna do with that

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shit? They have been giving it
to their foundations on their childhood. I'm

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sorry, did I say that out? I'm sorry. Don't you have a

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foundation? Yeah, but I'm telling
you something. If it comes between my

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foundation and my kids, fuck this
foundation and my kids come first. I

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don't have any kids, but if
I had listen, No, no,

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my only question is are the kids
boogie? That's the only thing. Like,

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have they grown up rich? So
basically, um Mela Cunis and Ashton

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Kusher grew up in like lower middle
class households, right, so they were

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like, they understand the value of
money and the struggles of not having it,

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and they don't want their kids to
be accustomed to have an unlimited funds

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or famous parents, so they're going
to keep them humble. No, it

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be your own family sometimes sometimes it
be your own parents. Usually I say

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your own kids, but this time
may be your own parents. Don't get

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me wrong, I do. I
don't believe in spoiling kids or do thing.

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Kids are definitely spoiled. But I
didn't work this hard for you to

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have to struggle. I'm not gonna
say you're not gonna have to get you

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on your own. I'm not gonna
give you everything, but I'm gonna give

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you a head start. You know
what I'm saying. To leave them nothing,

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absolutely nothing, that's that's ridiculous.
I'm sorry. But a majority of

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their funds go to their foundation and
their charity work I will take. Yeah,

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I get it. Like, I'm
not saying two hundred that they have

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a combined net worth of two hundred
and seventy five million dollars. Ain't enough

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foundations out there for two hundred and
seventy million dollars. Y'all can't even like

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give us each a mill. I
get us started, So I know that

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the technically what usually happens is,
you know, you work really hard so

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your kids don't have to, and
you know, sometimes it makes your kids

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unmotivated or it doesn't give them a
drive. So I'm like, I'm not

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saying you gotta leave them nothing,
but maybe set it up to where like

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you have to achieve so and so
and then you'll get like a mill or

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something like that. Like this is
what I did with my guys son,

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My guy's son. He probably get
all the sneakers he does. He does,

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he's a very spoiled child. But
this is what I did with him.

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I have been saving money for my
godson since he was about eight years

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old. You know, I've been
pitting five, ten hundreds whatever I've been

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saving, so he has a very
good lump summer money. And what I

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told myself was when you graduate high
school. I was gonna give it to

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him, but I have realized that
he does not need all that money up

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front. Okay, I decided to
what I'm going to do is whenever he

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needs money, he can come to
me if he needs If he's going like,

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I don't want to give him that
money, and he go to school

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and then drop out four years and
then he don't never go back. So

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my thing is, I want to
help you once you decide whatever you want

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to do. If you want to
start a business, I got money for

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you to start a business. If
you want to go to school, I

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got wanted if you go to school, But I'm not gonna give it to

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you all all at once. Now, the fine whenever he comes to ask

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you for money, because he'd be
like, yo, I'm going to Cobo,

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I need some bread. I would
do that. I would really if

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he said, you want to go
because I was a kid who couldn't go

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on vacations. I didn't go on
vacations until I got some money. I

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wanted him to experience those things early
promising, But he got his car booted

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the other day. I though there
was a couple of months ago, and

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he called me and say, I
got a boot on my car. Can

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I you know, can I get
some money? I'll pay you back.

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I said, no, this is
out show money. Well god, damn,

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I just had a boot on my
car. I ain't know it was

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like that. Okay, Well,
you gotta somebody in your life, don't

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well you. I don't believe you
still single all these years. What I

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believe somebody's fucking I don't know who
it is. I'm probably not more.

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It was, well, hey,
I'm sorry, that's what you need to

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talk to. Well, so now
I don't have nobody, So now I

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should be able to ask you for
a boot. You got boot money?

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You got a kid that has a
baby filer. Yeah, and he take

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care of his kid. He don't
take care of me. Hey, I

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don't know to tell you how come
yall never introduce me to none of your

407
00:25:19.119 --> 00:25:23.400
friends. You'll never try me find
man. I don't really trust you around

408
00:25:23.400 --> 00:25:29.920
my friends. I don't hold or
hold or what does that mean? Because

409
00:25:29.920 --> 00:25:32.720
I look at you as a as
a I look at you in a light

410
00:25:33.160 --> 00:25:36.160
huh. And I know for a
fact if my friends did with you,

411
00:25:36.319 --> 00:25:37.759
I'm going to find out. Okay, I don't want to find out that

412
00:25:37.799 --> 00:25:41.240
you like on some crazy type shit
and then I can't. It's like,

413
00:25:41.359 --> 00:25:44.680
hey, but I'm not crazy,
not even crazy. I just don't want

414
00:25:44.720 --> 00:25:48.079
to find out nothing that's going to
tarnish the image I have of of Stormy

415
00:25:48.079 --> 00:25:51.759
p right here. This is it. Once. Once you start sucking with

416
00:25:51.799 --> 00:25:55.039
the homies, they we're gonna find
I'm gonna find out some shit. And

417
00:25:55.039 --> 00:25:57.039
what if they're just telling you that
I'm a great person. I doubt that.

418
00:25:59.240 --> 00:26:02.359
I really dont I know you.
I doubt that you're a great person.

419
00:26:03.319 --> 00:26:04.400
But hey, if you want to
get hooked up, I have no

420
00:26:04.440 --> 00:26:07.720
problem. You know what I got. You know what I got some you

421
00:26:07.759 --> 00:26:10.920
and the chocolate man. Yeah,
okay, I got somebody for you,

422
00:26:11.240 --> 00:26:12.960
y'all. Y'all remember this conversation.
Right, So the next time he comes

423
00:26:14.000 --> 00:26:17.400
on the show, actually he asked
me about you, and I was like,

424
00:26:17.880 --> 00:26:19.000
yeah, he asked about you,
But like, I'm not a real

425
00:26:19.880 --> 00:26:23.240
you know, because like I said, if something happens on either end,

426
00:26:23.720 --> 00:26:26.839
if he could be fucked you over. Now, just like we said about

427
00:26:26.880 --> 00:26:30.599
Trey Songs, does he look like
he should be trying to ask about me?

428
00:26:33.559 --> 00:26:36.119
Y'all? Hear this ship. Now, you was all quick to say

429
00:26:36.200 --> 00:26:38.440
my girlfriend was built like a box
Chevy. But now when I ask listen,

430
00:26:38.640 --> 00:26:41.799
it should he be asking about me? It's no answer. Always makes

431
00:26:41.799 --> 00:26:47.759
sure I'm the best looking guy in
the group. Competition, Always make sure

432
00:26:47.799 --> 00:26:49.519
I'm the best looking guy in the
group. I'm not. I'm not saying

433
00:26:49.519 --> 00:26:52.680
he not a good dude, but
I always make sure I am the best

434
00:26:52.680 --> 00:26:56.559
looking guy of the group because I
don't need competition at all. Now,

435
00:26:56.599 --> 00:27:00.240
how how how far ahead of you
are your group? Because I feel like

436
00:27:00.880 --> 00:27:04.799
you are lowering your chances of getting
better things because the more attractive men you

437
00:27:04.799 --> 00:27:10.519
have around you, the easier things
come. Well, I'm attractive, so

438
00:27:10.559 --> 00:27:14.279
they come easy. So you're attractive
enough to hold over everybody. I'm good.

439
00:27:14.319 --> 00:27:15.759
Everybody good in the group. Okay, I'm good. I'm at the

440
00:27:15.759 --> 00:27:21.000
top. Someone said bro got his
priority straight. I'm at the top.

441
00:27:21.160 --> 00:27:25.559
He's not. He's not hating man
at chocolate Chip and Sip. What's he

442
00:27:25.599 --> 00:27:29.319
agreed with you? My man?
Whatever is you? Man? Brother,

443
00:27:29.480 --> 00:27:33.880
appreciate you. Um long story short
shout out to aston culture and me,

444
00:27:34.000 --> 00:27:38.680
like, I really think that I
didn't know that they had that much money

445
00:27:38.680 --> 00:27:41.759
and they just want how many kids
do they have? Do you know that?

446
00:27:41.880 --> 00:27:44.359
Two? Two? Is it a
boy and a girl? Yeah?

447
00:27:44.599 --> 00:27:49.799
They also don't give their kids uh
uh Christmas gifts either. Oh yeah,

448
00:27:49.880 --> 00:27:52.640
they don't do that either. Are
they Christians? Do they work? Like

449
00:27:52.680 --> 00:27:56.160
that's that's kind of crazy, Like
if your dad asketon, could you and

450
00:27:56.160 --> 00:28:00.559
you work at Target? Like that's
just yo, dad, Yeah I gotta

451
00:28:00.640 --> 00:28:06.039
work, yo? What if all
this is just like one long ass elaborate

452
00:28:06.440 --> 00:28:10.680
season of punk on his kids when
they died. They're like, I was

453
00:28:10.720 --> 00:28:15.039
just with you. Bring the cameras
out, like I was just fucking with

454
00:28:15.119 --> 00:28:18.920
y'all. Man, y'all got somebody
to wear about. I can't. I

455
00:28:18.920 --> 00:28:22.319
can't do that. Man. My
probably didn't leave me ship. But if

456
00:28:22.319 --> 00:28:23.480
he had it and didn't leave me, shit, i'd be pissed off.

457
00:28:23.480 --> 00:28:27.640
That's a different conversation. Definitely will
be pissed off. And he said he

458
00:28:27.720 --> 00:28:32.680
left them nothing and they got two
kids. Hey, man, I didn't

459
00:28:32.720 --> 00:28:36.039
know they didn't get Christmas gifts.
That's crazy. Yeah, but at that

460
00:28:36.160 --> 00:28:38.319
age, you probably got everything,
like if you if you, if you

461
00:28:38.319 --> 00:28:42.279
would, Ashton could sure like you
probably got It's nothing you can't get you

462
00:28:42.279 --> 00:28:47.319
were leaving out the factor of these
are still children. They're not homeschool so

463
00:28:47.359 --> 00:28:49.799
they still have to go out and
be with other kids who are you know,

464
00:28:51.240 --> 00:28:53.720
wealthy enough to be in their circles, but they just don't have access

465
00:28:53.759 --> 00:28:57.079
to the same things that their parents
might even have more money for. I

466
00:28:57.119 --> 00:29:00.240
don't even believe it, man,
I don't believe. You don't, I've

467
00:29:00.279 --> 00:29:03.279
got the point listening to me.
I'm really at the point where I don't

468
00:29:03.319 --> 00:29:10.640
believe nothing I see on social Like
I think everything is a is a is

469
00:29:10.680 --> 00:29:15.079
a ploy for people to be to
buy into what you got going on.

470
00:29:15.279 --> 00:29:18.480
It's a ploy for attention. Like
I am to the point where I don't

471
00:29:18.480 --> 00:29:22.079
believe even my own homies. Sometimes
I don't believe nothing I see on social

472
00:29:22.160 --> 00:29:29.799
media speaking of I don't believe or
conspiracy theories. You've been in Philly for

473
00:29:29.839 --> 00:29:33.200
a week. Yeah, you've seen
the way these niggas been acting over water.

474
00:29:33.400 --> 00:29:36.400
Hey man, I saw I'm not
gonna say I'm not gonna mention his

475
00:29:36.480 --> 00:29:40.759
name, say his name, his
name, I say his name. This

476
00:29:40.839 --> 00:29:45.519
dude went on social media and went
to it was like like a Walgreens or

477
00:29:45.559 --> 00:29:49.039
something, and I was like,
yeah, I'm I'm out here getting water

478
00:29:49.119 --> 00:29:53.119
for the community. Send money to
my cash ap to help me buy the

479
00:29:53.160 --> 00:29:57.839
waters. No, no, no, it was over the same day.

480
00:29:59.680 --> 00:30:03.240
It was over the same day,
like literally, and they just keep like

481
00:30:03.319 --> 00:30:07.480
checking in on this day by day
like no, we won't know yet access

482
00:30:07.480 --> 00:30:11.880
to getting them out of night?
What ain't Why listen? First of all,

483
00:30:11.000 --> 00:30:14.920
if you're donating water to the homeless
people, they wasn't drinking the water.

484
00:30:14.960 --> 00:30:19.640
They wasn't drinking about the water.
They were probably drinking piss. Yeah,

485
00:30:19.680 --> 00:30:23.960
I'm about buying him designing water now, like and that's the thing that

486
00:30:25.079 --> 00:30:30.240
really gets me because it'd be you
niggas who piss smells like red bull.

487
00:30:30.599 --> 00:30:33.160
It's the color of monster. You
have cigarettes for breakfast, lunch, and

488
00:30:33.200 --> 00:30:36.920
dinner, but you go out here
and buy a palette full of water.

489
00:30:37.079 --> 00:30:41.319
So now, my grandma don't got
none to take the medicine with. Your

490
00:30:41.359 --> 00:30:45.720
skin wasn't clear before this day.
No, your skin looks like a nestle

491
00:30:45.839 --> 00:30:48.000
crunch bars. You don't drink water. I don't, I don't. I

492
00:30:48.000 --> 00:30:51.200
don't believe, like I said,
I don't believe none of them. You

493
00:30:51.240 --> 00:30:53.160
know, hey, just sending the
money to the cash I'm trying to buy

494
00:30:53.160 --> 00:30:56.720
the food, water for the community, for the homeless people. For no,

495
00:30:56.920 --> 00:31:02.079
I don't believe it, I really
don't. I'll do it. I'll

496
00:31:02.119 --> 00:31:03.279
do it. You give it to
me, tell me where you want to

497
00:31:03.319 --> 00:31:06.440
go. I will meet you there
with my own And my thing is,

498
00:31:06.480 --> 00:31:10.240
why wasn't y'all doing this before?
Like, why what are you giving homeless

499
00:31:10.279 --> 00:31:11.759
people? Why did it take now
for you to say, all right,

500
00:31:11.799 --> 00:31:15.519
I'm just like it because the water
not good. The water they've been they

501
00:31:15.839 --> 00:31:18.880
worse often than what the fun there
was before. For the record, you're

502
00:31:18.920 --> 00:31:23.559
talking about you're giving water to homeless
people. The contaminated water runs through the

503
00:31:23.559 --> 00:31:26.400
tap. They're homeless, they don't
have a tap. So why am I

504
00:31:26.519 --> 00:31:32.240
giving? Why am I giving?
I just find people just want to find

505
00:31:32.480 --> 00:31:36.400
a reason to do something. Just
they're just looking for a reason to do

506
00:31:36.480 --> 00:31:38.839
something, and every time something pops
up, this is a reason to do

507
00:31:38.880 --> 00:31:41.880
it. I'm sorry for the record, if you are listening and you are

508
00:31:41.920 --> 00:31:48.559
not in the Philadelphia area. So
basically, we had a ship spill something

509
00:31:48.680 --> 00:31:52.880
in the School River, which is
where we get a majority of our drinking

510
00:31:52.920 --> 00:31:59.240
water from um and the city has
sent out on alert advising us on Sunday

511
00:31:59.279 --> 00:32:06.079
afternoon that the crash happened on Friday
and now we shouldn't drink the water on

512
00:32:06.279 --> 00:32:10.119
Sunday. Yeah, And then later
on that day they was like, na,

513
00:32:10.359 --> 00:32:15.279
actually the warter y'all got is cool. We until tomorrow until Monday at

514
00:32:15.279 --> 00:32:19.440
midnight? What the fuck? Then
on Monday they said, no, it's

515
00:32:19.440 --> 00:32:22.279
good till Tuesday. And now today
they said no, it's good till Wednesday.

516
00:32:22.359 --> 00:32:27.440
What's wrong with y'all? And also
did nobody figure out that this is

517
00:32:27.480 --> 00:32:32.559
like the sixth contamination spill or something
like that in the United States, like

518
00:32:32.720 --> 00:32:39.079
recently? You don't find that suspicious
a man like Philly. Y'all eat ass,

519
00:32:40.720 --> 00:32:45.119
drink that water and stop playing.
And honestly, I'm not even trying

520
00:32:45.119 --> 00:32:49.440
to be funny. Half of y'all
used to drink from the water holes or

521
00:32:49.440 --> 00:32:52.359
the fire hydrate in the summertime growing
up, and I too, I am.

522
00:32:52.480 --> 00:32:57.480
I am a person who drink out
there about the water hole the fire

523
00:32:57.559 --> 00:33:00.880
hydra. I used to feel gallons
of war there up with water from the

524
00:33:00.920 --> 00:33:05.039
spike it and put it back in
the refrigerator. I grow and I'm fine.

525
00:33:05.599 --> 00:33:09.279
I'm fine. I mean, listen, I'm fine, So look,

526
00:33:09.359 --> 00:33:15.200
stop playing drink that water. Stop
sending people cash afts to support because they

527
00:33:15.400 --> 00:33:21.960
talking about they got a foundation that
they started the same day. Stop falling

528
00:33:22.000 --> 00:33:25.000
for bullshit people, stop it.
Please, please stop falling for boys.

529
00:33:25.160 --> 00:33:31.039
Please worry about yourselves. Jesus,
I'm so tired of the ship. I'm

530
00:33:31.079 --> 00:33:36.640
so tired, like I'm so genuinely
being exhausted for me. Yes, I

531
00:33:36.799 --> 00:33:42.559
am so like it's just getting on
Instagram and just seeing everybody just just I'm

532
00:33:42.640 --> 00:33:47.000
helping now. I need no stop
it. Tired tired of this, Grandpa,

533
00:33:47.319 --> 00:33:57.960
I'm tired of these niggas. Um. Somebody said it flint good,

534
00:33:58.039 --> 00:34:02.279
y'all good, wow, exactly when
it's actually not good. So there's that

535
00:34:05.559 --> 00:34:10.840
um so onto um our typical shenanigans
around here, let's get it. Oh

536
00:34:10.960 --> 00:34:15.480
my god, waiting for this,
she got a little. She tricked me

537
00:34:15.519 --> 00:34:17.000
for a minute. I thought she
was just going to be like, let's

538
00:34:17.039 --> 00:34:21.760
go. I came here, let's
rock, let's rock out. So I

539
00:34:21.920 --> 00:34:25.320
was talking to um my homeboy,
and he was telling me about how you

540
00:34:25.400 --> 00:34:29.480
know him and the shorty he've been
talking to was going back and forth for

541
00:34:29.519 --> 00:34:32.840
a bit, right, and then
had got into an argument, and he

542
00:34:34.079 --> 00:34:37.480
told her that her sex was trash
and that she just lays there and does

543
00:34:37.519 --> 00:34:42.000
the starfish. Okay, right,
okay, now here's my whole thing.

544
00:34:42.719 --> 00:34:45.079
You've been talking off and on for
eight months. I think it's safe to

545
00:34:45.119 --> 00:34:49.880
say some men like women are just
later like a starfish, because why do

546
00:34:49.960 --> 00:34:52.760
you keep doing it? Okay?
Yes or no? Me? No,

547
00:34:53.599 --> 00:34:57.199
No, I don't like it.
No, I don't like it. So

548
00:34:57.280 --> 00:35:00.599
you're saying this snow man out here
who likes that. I'm I'm not gonna

549
00:35:00.599 --> 00:35:02.559
speak for other men, but I
don't think how could you do that?

550
00:35:02.719 --> 00:35:07.159
That's very uncomfortable. Just she's just
laying there looking in your face, not

551
00:35:07.320 --> 00:35:12.079
blaking me nothing. It's just hard
to do that. But you know what

552
00:35:12.159 --> 00:35:14.360
I think it is. But like
I said, but one thing I will

553
00:35:14.400 --> 00:35:16.360
say, I'm sorry for cutting you. In any situation like that, I

554
00:35:16.440 --> 00:35:22.119
always put the blame on the man
because obviously she's not attracted to you.

555
00:35:22.320 --> 00:35:24.960
And that's just not what that means. It does to me. I just

556
00:35:25.119 --> 00:35:29.719
feel like if a woman is not
into you sexually, she's not attracted to

557
00:35:29.800 --> 00:35:35.119
you. Um. It's not like
that's it's simple mathematics. Because when you're

558
00:35:35.119 --> 00:35:37.920
attracted to somebody, you're gonna do
more. You're going to be into it.

559
00:35:37.000 --> 00:35:39.239
If she's not into it, I'm
not trying to hear it that she

560
00:35:39.280 --> 00:35:43.280
doesn't know what she's doing. At
this age, we know what we're doing.

561
00:35:43.559 --> 00:35:45.119
I don't. I don't think it's
that she's not attracted to you.

562
00:35:45.760 --> 00:35:50.920
I just think that y'all haven't reached
the level of intimacy to where she wants

563
00:35:50.960 --> 00:35:53.639
to be involved. Because some men
are very inconsiderate in the bedroom. That's

564
00:35:53.719 --> 00:35:58.119
called I'm not attracted to But I
can be attracted to you. I can

565
00:35:58.159 --> 00:36:00.679
think you're sexy, I can think
you're handsome. I can want to but

566
00:36:00.800 --> 00:36:02.639
you don't make me feel very involved
in the bedroom. Like some men are

567
00:36:02.760 --> 00:36:06.639
very pushy. They want you to
lay this way, turn this way,

568
00:36:06.679 --> 00:36:07.599
and that's it. They don't want
you to get on top, they don't

569
00:36:07.599 --> 00:36:10.880
want you to do nothing. It's
their show. Like some men just like

570
00:36:12.000 --> 00:36:15.119
to fuck women. They don't want
to have sex, they just want to

571
00:36:15.280 --> 00:36:17.400
fuck women. Yeah, I'm not
one of them, guys. I'm not

572
00:36:17.519 --> 00:36:21.280
one of them. Guys. I
can't relate to that. I'm not one

573
00:36:21.320 --> 00:36:22.519
of them guys. Like I like
to be into the person i'm having sex

574
00:36:22.599 --> 00:36:27.519
well as well as I want them
into me. Yeah, I'm not really

575
00:36:27.559 --> 00:36:30.599
a guy who's just like, hey, don't say shit, being your ass

576
00:36:30.719 --> 00:36:34.119
over, picture your elbow this way, and I'm gonna just fuck you and

577
00:36:34.159 --> 00:36:37.119
then I'm done and then I can't
do that. That's not that's not a

578
00:36:37.320 --> 00:36:40.400
very um enjoyable experience for me.
So if she says, like, you

579
00:36:40.519 --> 00:36:45.480
know, turn around or do this
here or you know something, my ass,

580
00:36:45.559 --> 00:36:47.320
like, you take directions, you
take involvement, I don't mind,

581
00:36:47.599 --> 00:36:50.880
you know, to a certain extent. You know, now what's a certain

582
00:36:50.960 --> 00:36:52.320
extent. I mean, you're not
gonna be like left right, left up

583
00:36:52.400 --> 00:36:59.400
down a B, a B or
no shit like that, like you're gonna

584
00:36:59.519 --> 00:37:01.400
you know, I'll take instruction to
a certain extep but I don't want it

585
00:37:01.440 --> 00:37:06.599
to a point where you like chastising
me or giving me orders and all ship

586
00:37:06.719 --> 00:37:07.920
like that. But I don't have
a problem with you telling me you like

587
00:37:08.039 --> 00:37:10.079
something one you don't like something.
Yeah, you know, I wanted to

588
00:37:10.119 --> 00:37:14.039
be I wanted to be just as
much enjoyable for you as it is for

589
00:37:14.159 --> 00:37:16.360
me, So you know, I
would definitely pointers, I'll take them.

590
00:37:16.519 --> 00:37:21.840
I'm not because I'm a I'm pretty
much I've pretty much been I'm not gonna

591
00:37:21.840 --> 00:37:25.880
say I'm gonna use the word confident. I'm gonna use I've been told I

592
00:37:27.039 --> 00:37:31.239
wasn't shit enough. It doesn't bother
me no more. Okay, Like I've

593
00:37:31.280 --> 00:37:34.800
been told, I've been told I
wasn't shit in bed, I've been told

594
00:37:34.840 --> 00:37:37.880
I've been amazing the bit. So
it's to the point where now I'm I'm

595
00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:40.280
immune to it. So it's like, look, what is this what you

596
00:37:40.400 --> 00:37:44.639
want? Or it's not what you
want? So I think that the problem

597
00:37:44.840 --> 00:37:51.119
is some men take any type of
direction or suggestion as a b ab like

598
00:37:51.360 --> 00:37:54.360
giving orders and giving like such intends
it's once It's like I said, it's

599
00:37:54.400 --> 00:37:57.679
never what you say, it's how
you say it. So how are you

600
00:37:57.800 --> 00:38:00.800
telling you what? We're having sex? So it has to come out sexy.

601
00:38:00.840 --> 00:38:02.880
It's not gonna come out like a
tad hut like it's just gonna come

602
00:38:02.920 --> 00:38:06.639
out sexy. It's a way that
you could say shit that can turn a

603
00:38:06.719 --> 00:38:09.199
man off. You could just see
like you gotta be you know, it's

604
00:38:09.239 --> 00:38:12.480
it's it what I said. It's
a sexy way to say things. And

605
00:38:12.559 --> 00:38:14.639
then it's a way way you're saying, is it was like it's an order.

606
00:38:15.039 --> 00:38:16.920
I don't think it's an order way. I don't think it's a non

607
00:38:17.039 --> 00:38:24.159
sexy way to say turn me over. Um, it's hard to explain because

608
00:38:24.159 --> 00:38:27.679
we're not in the moment, you
know what I'm saying, But it's definitely

609
00:38:27.719 --> 00:38:30.800
a way that you could say turned
me over, and it could become off

610
00:38:30.920 --> 00:38:35.480
to like what I was doing wasn't
good enough for you? I say,

611
00:38:35.840 --> 00:38:37.960
like, it's like, okay,
you're telling me to turn me over.

612
00:38:37.119 --> 00:38:40.599
Why because I'm not doing it right? Or because you're enjoying it you want

613
00:38:40.639 --> 00:38:44.480
to try something different? You feel
what I'm saying that Yeah, so it's

614
00:38:44.519 --> 00:38:46.440
not like you just saying he turn
me over and in his mind he like,

615
00:38:46.559 --> 00:38:50.920
Okay, so what I'm doing now
and wasn't good Now he in his

616
00:38:51.039 --> 00:38:53.199
mind like, oh shit, maybe
it's not good enough for it? But

617
00:38:53.360 --> 00:38:55.840
or is it turned me over?
Because I just want to try something different.

618
00:38:57.239 --> 00:39:00.719
I'm enjoying this. Let's try this
now. That's what I'm talking about.

619
00:39:00.840 --> 00:39:04.920
How it could be different and it
can come off as an order rather

620
00:39:05.039 --> 00:39:07.480
than being sexy. You know,
I'm saying, do you think that intimacy

621
00:39:07.599 --> 00:39:12.360
or lack thereof plays a parting in
it all. Yeah, I mean you

622
00:39:12.440 --> 00:39:15.039
got a warm it up. I'm
a kisser. I've always said this a

623
00:39:15.119 --> 00:39:19.800
long time ago. I'm a kisser
French. I'm all up in it.

624
00:39:20.000 --> 00:39:23.280
Really, I'm a kisser. I
don't understand how people have sex without kissing.

625
00:39:23.440 --> 00:39:27.400
Can we talk about this for a
minute. Not understand that there is

626
00:39:27.440 --> 00:39:35.559
an epidemic plaguing generation, plaguing millennials
where some people don't like to kiss.

627
00:39:35.960 --> 00:39:37.800
I don't know what it is,
man, I'm a kisser. I don't

628
00:39:37.840 --> 00:39:40.960
understand it. I don't get it. That's how I get warmed up.

629
00:39:42.440 --> 00:39:44.920
That's how into you. You know. Don't get me wrong. I'm not

630
00:39:45.000 --> 00:39:47.559
kissing everybody, but you know that
is I don't understand. I've heard that

631
00:39:47.559 --> 00:39:51.480
a lot, where people don't like
the kiss, people don't like to do

632
00:39:51.639 --> 00:39:53.159
these and do these different things.
And for me, I never understood it.

633
00:39:53.320 --> 00:40:00.679
Here's the part that I don't get
people men, especially looking at the

634
00:40:00.679 --> 00:40:02.719
white guy. I was looking at
the camera. This is my camera here.

635
00:40:06.840 --> 00:40:07.920
No, not at all, I
got you. I don't know.

636
00:40:08.000 --> 00:40:12.559
He's a new world today. Oh, there's a new where I don't want

637
00:40:12.559 --> 00:40:15.280
to get canceled and people here.
He's not a white guy, he's a

638
00:40:15.360 --> 00:40:16.920
man or whatever. I don't know
what it was. I'm just making sure.

639
00:40:17.000 --> 00:40:22.800
Oh my god. So men especially
will say, um, I don't

640
00:40:22.880 --> 00:40:27.199
want to kiss anyone that I'm not
in a relationship with because that's too intimate.

641
00:40:27.559 --> 00:40:30.079
I'm literally giving you my vagina.
That's not too intimate, but apparently

642
00:40:30.239 --> 00:40:34.719
you kissing me it is. Now
I have to disagree with that because I

643
00:40:34.800 --> 00:40:37.360
was just talking about this, Okay, I was just talking about this.

644
00:40:37.599 --> 00:40:42.880
Yeah, you get just because you've
given me that, I'm getting your vagina

645
00:40:43.360 --> 00:40:49.960
doesn't mean I'm into you enough to
want to kiss you. Um that I

646
00:40:50.039 --> 00:40:52.639
drop a bomb? Was that too
much for you? What are you saying

647
00:40:52.840 --> 00:40:57.320
to me? I'm just telling you
it's just because I'm having sex with you

648
00:40:57.440 --> 00:41:00.760
doesn't mean that I'm into you that
much too want to kiss you. So

649
00:41:01.079 --> 00:41:06.360
okay, here's my thing. Say
you are, you know, linking up

650
00:41:06.400 --> 00:41:08.280
with a lady. Y'all are getting
intimate. Y'all are now about to have

651
00:41:08.480 --> 00:41:12.920
sex you. She tries to kiss
you and you say no, and she

652
00:41:13.000 --> 00:41:15.280
says, okay, well we're done
here. I'm like, all right,

653
00:41:15.320 --> 00:41:17.039
cool, and we're just gonna watch
Netflix like nothing happened. I mean,

654
00:41:20.039 --> 00:41:22.800
you aren't going to have an attitude, because yes you are if you stayed

655
00:41:22.840 --> 00:41:24.480
in a rock hard because you can't
down listen. Because if I say no

656
00:41:24.760 --> 00:41:28.639
that it's a reason why I'm saying
no, what's the reason you don't like

657
00:41:28.760 --> 00:41:30.920
her like that? No, I
might not like it like that, but

658
00:41:30.039 --> 00:41:32.880
you expect her to give you something. You ain't gotta give me shit,

659
00:41:34.159 --> 00:41:37.599
it's on you. You don't gotta
give me nothing. It's the fact that

660
00:41:37.719 --> 00:41:42.199
you think your lips are more valuable
than her vagina. For me, Hey,

661
00:41:42.320 --> 00:41:44.920
I said it on the podcast the
other day. I would if if

662
00:41:45.320 --> 00:41:49.800
my lady told me that she kissed
a guy, I would be more upset

663
00:41:50.159 --> 00:41:52.360
than if she said she let it
guy either pussy, I would be.

664
00:41:53.119 --> 00:41:55.880
I just feel this more intimate to
kiss somebody than listen about eat your pussy.

665
00:41:55.920 --> 00:42:00.800
But having sex isn't intimate. It's
an intimate thing. It's I'm it's

666
00:42:00.800 --> 00:42:04.880
an intimate thing. It's very intimate, okay, But I don't think it's

667
00:42:05.000 --> 00:42:08.719
as intimate as a kiss. I
don't. I just I just want to

668
00:42:08.960 --> 00:42:14.159
tap in the live because they was
going off. I don't. I don't

669
00:42:14.239 --> 00:42:16.639
think kissing is very important to me. Kissing is very important to me.

670
00:42:17.880 --> 00:42:22.039
So for me, but bumping bellies
isn't because you can bump, it's plenty

671
00:42:22.039 --> 00:42:28.039
because come on, I'm like,
there's people who have sex with people who

672
00:42:28.119 --> 00:42:30.199
they don't It's it's marriages who have
sex with people that they don't like.

673
00:42:30.320 --> 00:42:34.440
It's girlfriends that have sex they boyfriends
that don't really like. It's people in

674
00:42:34.519 --> 00:42:37.000
relationships that don't want to be with
the person that still have sex. That's

675
00:42:37.000 --> 00:42:39.519
what I'm talking about, is that
part of it isn't as intimate as you

676
00:42:39.639 --> 00:42:45.400
make but people kiss on those same
terms exactly. So for me, kissing

677
00:42:45.519 --> 00:42:47.239
is very intimate for you. It
might not be so you. Sex might

678
00:42:47.280 --> 00:42:52.679
be very intimate for me, it
might not be what I'm just I'm keeping

679
00:42:52.719 --> 00:42:55.840
it. I'm that's honest to go
out true. I feel that kissing is

680
00:42:55.960 --> 00:43:00.800
very intimate, very now here's my
whole thing. I will say, I

681
00:43:00.840 --> 00:43:05.519
don't mind kissing. We can kiss, right, I can kiss everybody.

682
00:43:05.519 --> 00:43:07.039
I don't think it's that intimate.
Like you said, sex is more intimate

683
00:43:07.119 --> 00:43:15.239
to me. However, if you
try to French kiss me in Missionary,

684
00:43:15.159 --> 00:43:19.000
don't do that unless you like me, Like, don't kiss me while we're

685
00:43:19.039 --> 00:43:22.280
in missionary unless you really like me. Do not French kiss me while we

686
00:43:22.360 --> 00:43:27.440
are in missionary unless you really like
Yes, don't do that to me unless

687
00:43:27.440 --> 00:43:30.039
you really like me. If we're
not building, get the pause, bro,

688
00:43:30.280 --> 00:43:35.440
I kiss pause, I literally stop. People like yo, we're not

689
00:43:35.559 --> 00:43:38.119
really there yet, like we might
have been kissing before. We're gonna kiss

690
00:43:38.199 --> 00:43:42.559
after, like that's why, but
not right now? That's all limits it

691
00:43:42.639 --> 00:43:45.039
kissing pauls shit, right did you
look at him? Pause for a little

692
00:43:45.039 --> 00:43:49.719
bit, go back in. See. No, that's toxic. That is

693
00:43:49.800 --> 00:43:52.039
toxic. That is toxic. But
you don't do that with everybody. You

694
00:43:52.079 --> 00:43:57.480
don't do that with everybody. You
don't anybody. Why not? You shouldn't

695
00:43:57.480 --> 00:43:59.880
do it with anybody, said your
wife. That is a way to it

696
00:44:00.039 --> 00:44:05.039
intimate. So I'd rather you eat
my ass than tongue gets me in missionary

697
00:44:05.400 --> 00:44:07.440
and you don't really like me like
that, don't do it? All right,

698
00:44:07.760 --> 00:44:12.320
So it is making eye contacts while
kissing too intimate. There you go.

699
00:44:13.360 --> 00:44:16.159
If we are in missionary, yes, But if it's not missionary,

700
00:44:16.360 --> 00:44:20.719
no, If we're just like hanging
out, you know, canoodling on the

701
00:44:20.880 --> 00:44:24.800
sofa while we watch movies. Fine, fine, fine, but no,

702
00:44:24.960 --> 00:44:28.800
not not doing missionary. That's way
too intimate for me. I'm one of

703
00:44:28.840 --> 00:44:31.119
them people who enjoys kissing. I
kiss people that I like. I don't

704
00:44:31.199 --> 00:44:36.519
kiss everybody, so you know,
to me, it is more in sexist.

705
00:44:37.000 --> 00:44:42.360
Sexist is not that it's you can
have sex with anybody, like anybody.

706
00:44:42.480 --> 00:44:45.119
It's people who have sex with people
that don't even know. They just

707
00:44:45.320 --> 00:44:49.400
it's just there. It's just the
pussy's there and they do it. It's

708
00:44:49.400 --> 00:44:52.440
just there. It's just there and
they do it. It is you never

709
00:44:53.079 --> 00:44:57.880
Okay, I've never been around with
pussies that were just there before. No,

710
00:44:58.599 --> 00:45:04.239
I can't say that, thank you, because Lawrence is up here capping.

711
00:45:04.639 --> 00:45:06.239
That's the thing. Okay, put
it too, like, dude,

712
00:45:06.280 --> 00:45:08.280
what I mean by there? Okay, say hold on, hold on,

713
00:45:08.280 --> 00:45:10.599
hold them before you get there.
If you were just joining the live,

714
00:45:12.119 --> 00:45:16.719
y'all, man, Lawrence Killerbrue just
set up here and say that he would

715
00:45:16.840 --> 00:45:21.480
rather have sex with people than kiss
them because kissing them is a little bit

716
00:45:21.559 --> 00:45:25.079
too intimate, but having sex isn't. I think that's very that's very valid.

717
00:45:25.239 --> 00:45:29.000
Okay, go ahead. So so
what I mean by there, you've

718
00:45:29.039 --> 00:45:31.800
ever been probably more so when you
were younger, when you and your girlfriend

719
00:45:31.840 --> 00:45:35.800
went over, or you and your
homie went over at chick crib house or

720
00:45:35.840 --> 00:45:38.719
whatever, and she had her girlfriend
there, and then the other two the

721
00:45:38.800 --> 00:45:43.159
people that came, they're having sex, and then she's just there and then

722
00:45:43.239 --> 00:45:45.960
y'all start talking and you have sex
because it's there. It's not like it

723
00:45:46.079 --> 00:45:49.679
was intentional, like you went over
there for that. It's like, hey,

724
00:45:49.960 --> 00:45:52.559
when you're young, she's there,
he's there, let's do it.

725
00:45:52.880 --> 00:45:57.760
You've never done that before. You've
never went over like a homie crib with

726
00:45:57.880 --> 00:46:00.719
your girlfriend and then it was a
dude that you supposed to cup or whatever,

727
00:46:00.000 --> 00:46:04.199
and then y'all, god damn never, No, not me. I

728
00:46:04.599 --> 00:46:07.719
know that this is a thing,
but I was there, and what I'm

729
00:46:07.760 --> 00:46:09.079
talking about it is there. Or
when you go out to the club or

730
00:46:09.119 --> 00:46:13.920
whatever, are you out on vacation
or whatever, and then y'all drunk and

731
00:46:13.960 --> 00:46:15.960
you out, y'all party and whatever
whatever whatever, and people hooking up with

732
00:46:16.039 --> 00:46:19.360
this person, hooking up with that
person. It's just there. It's just

733
00:46:19.519 --> 00:46:22.239
there. It's just accessible. It's
there. That's party favors. So it's

734
00:46:22.280 --> 00:46:28.000
not like exactly. Yeah, so
it's not like Okay, it's just there

735
00:46:28.760 --> 00:46:30.920
and you can just do it.
Wow. Wow, Well I don't.

736
00:46:30.960 --> 00:46:34.760
I don't engage in that ship though. In twenty twenty three, year of

737
00:46:34.840 --> 00:46:37.519
our Lord, I'm going to advise
all of you to no longer accept just

738
00:46:37.800 --> 00:46:43.480
their pussy or just their is a
bad thing. It is a bad thing.

739
00:46:43.960 --> 00:46:45.960
I'm gonna tell you why. An
adult. Now, I'm gonna tell

740
00:46:46.000 --> 00:46:52.360
you why. I think that the
whole genre of just their pussy has ruined

741
00:46:52.880 --> 00:46:55.800
us as a society. And I'm
gonna tell you why. Put on the

742
00:46:55.840 --> 00:46:59.840
men no, no, no,
not the man because some women don't want

743
00:46:59.880 --> 00:47:01.760
to kiss either. They don't they
don't want that you know, set of

744
00:47:01.840 --> 00:47:06.000
intimacy either. They take the just
their dick too. You are absolutely right,

745
00:47:06.199 --> 00:47:10.039
right. I think the problem is
we got too used to just their

746
00:47:10.400 --> 00:47:15.719
sex, right so that now when
you have someone that you're dating and you're

747
00:47:15.760 --> 00:47:19.639
trying to show interest in, you
automatically attach that to just their sex,

748
00:47:20.159 --> 00:47:23.039
and like the lack of intimacy is
is the problem. I had to I

749
00:47:23.159 --> 00:47:27.639
had to disagree with that because I
feel like you are intimate with who you

750
00:47:27.679 --> 00:47:30.159
want to be intimate with. If
you have a connection with somebody, you're

751
00:47:30.280 --> 00:47:34.320
going to do those things that you
want to do. None. If there's

752
00:47:34.320 --> 00:47:37.440
no connection there, that's where the
just there comes into place. But if

753
00:47:37.480 --> 00:47:40.039
you like somebody into somebody, yeah, you're going to be, you know,

754
00:47:40.320 --> 00:47:44.559
doing all the intimate things. And
I always say, people do what

755
00:47:44.639 --> 00:47:46.079
they want to do, or people
allow them to do what people allow you

756
00:47:46.159 --> 00:47:49.400
to do. Right, when you
find somebody that you like, if they

757
00:47:49.480 --> 00:47:51.840
if you're if they're allowing you to
do those things, you're gonna do them.

758
00:47:52.360 --> 00:47:54.840
Period. So for people that's out
here dating, if you're not getting

759
00:47:54.880 --> 00:47:59.360
what you want, you need to
check yourself always. Yes, you always

760
00:47:59.400 --> 00:48:01.480
said they say, if I'm not
getting what I want from somebody, it's

761
00:48:01.519 --> 00:48:05.840
something that I'm not doing. And
I don't care how fine they are.

762
00:48:06.440 --> 00:48:08.000
I don't care. I'm fine.
So you can just get that out the

763
00:48:08.039 --> 00:48:12.639
way, you know what. Let
me just I don't care how fine they

764
00:48:12.639 --> 00:48:15.480
are, how much money they have, what assets they may bring with them.

765
00:48:15.920 --> 00:48:17.519
Honestly, we're not being fulfilled.
Like you gotta go, it's not

766
00:48:17.559 --> 00:48:22.119
going to end well never never,
never, you got girlfriend, you got

767
00:48:22.199 --> 00:48:24.800
girlfriend. Well, let's just talk
about the color of book, because the

768
00:48:24.800 --> 00:48:28.320
color of the book is what we're
here to do the kid in the coloring

769
00:48:28.360 --> 00:48:30.519
book got to god. I'm just
saying because this color book is an amazing

770
00:48:30.639 --> 00:48:36.599
kid. Yeah, it comes out
a twenty if you can pre order right

771
00:48:36.679 --> 00:48:38.519
now. Well, I hope you're
kissing her comedy House. Oh definitely,

772
00:48:38.800 --> 00:48:44.119
thank you, definitely definitely doing it. And if and if he not says,

773
00:48:44.840 --> 00:48:46.719
just write a nice review to the
DM so I can read it on

774
00:48:46.880 --> 00:48:52.639
live. Definitely, please all that, thank you, hand behind the neck,

775
00:48:52.119 --> 00:48:55.079
all that right, don't be toxic. Two hands on the cheek,

776
00:48:55.239 --> 00:48:59.880
look at you, paulse all that. Someone said, Lawrence do be camping,

777
00:49:00.039 --> 00:49:02.159
though even Steve Brown will vouch for
that. Who is Steve Brown?

778
00:49:05.000 --> 00:49:08.079
Is somebody? Um? This is
another comedian that we kind of go back

779
00:49:08.119 --> 00:49:12.519
and forth with. It's an ongoing
joke about when people ask me about my

780
00:49:12.599 --> 00:49:16.519
girlfriend or always to uh switch topics
and talk about something else. Wow,

781
00:49:16.559 --> 00:49:21.880
because I'm not I'm not a I'm
not a public guy. Yeah, I'm

782
00:49:21.880 --> 00:49:25.159
not a public guy. Spin move
on a questioning. I'm not a public

783
00:49:25.239 --> 00:49:30.000
guy at all. I don't um. I don't like to engage in my

784
00:49:30.119 --> 00:49:32.280
relationships on the open air. So
my last question, right, let's go

785
00:49:32.480 --> 00:49:37.119
and is it wrong? Wrong'sie hour? We spent a lot of it catching

786
00:49:37.199 --> 00:49:40.960
up, honestly, that's where we
messed up at um, So I wanted

787
00:49:42.000 --> 00:49:45.280
you to answer this on behalf of
all men. No pressure. It's one

788
00:49:45.320 --> 00:49:46.360
of the things that I like to
do when men come up here and chat

789
00:49:46.400 --> 00:49:50.920
with me. Your antrain on me
too. There's never no pressure, I

790
00:49:50.960 --> 00:49:53.760
got it. Let's rick out.
Do men know the difference between a pick

791
00:49:53.880 --> 00:49:59.639
me and a woman who takes accountability? Say, I'm I'm not understanding the

792
00:49:59.719 --> 00:50:04.039
question. Do men know the difference
between a pick me and a woman who's

793
00:50:04.119 --> 00:50:07.280
just willing to take accountability? Pick
you know, like pick me? It's

794
00:50:07.320 --> 00:50:13.880
like a simp for women? So
simple, nigga, how old are you?

795
00:50:14.639 --> 00:50:17.599
What's happening right now? Why are
you so out of touch? What

796
00:50:17.800 --> 00:50:24.119
the fuck is happening? A simple
is a man who lets women walk all

797
00:50:24.239 --> 00:50:28.840
over him and take advantage of them
and like tricks, but like a different

798
00:50:28.840 --> 00:50:32.599
type of trick, right um.
And a pick me is a woman who

799
00:50:34.679 --> 00:50:39.599
uh says things that goes against norms
for women in order to gain a man's

800
00:50:39.639 --> 00:50:44.599
favor. Okay, so what's the
question. Do men know the difference between

801
00:50:45.239 --> 00:50:49.719
a pick me? And a woman
who's just taking accountability. Every guy knows,

802
00:50:49.880 --> 00:50:53.440
but I think he looks over it
because of who that person is saying

803
00:50:53.480 --> 00:50:55.599
something to me about that same thing
with women. I mean, when you

804
00:50:55.679 --> 00:51:00.480
meet somebody, you know someone's good
for you, you know someone one is

805
00:51:00.559 --> 00:51:04.039
there for your best interest, you
know someone's using you. You know all

806
00:51:04.119 --> 00:51:06.760
these things up front. It's nobody
who's that naive that doesn't know. But

807
00:51:06.880 --> 00:51:09.800
what you're doing is you're ignoring those
things because either you really like the person,

808
00:51:10.320 --> 00:51:13.679
or maybe that person has a certain
statue that you want to be a

809
00:51:13.760 --> 00:51:15.280
part of. That person might be
in a certain type of group that you

810
00:51:15.320 --> 00:51:19.519
want to be a part of,
So you ignore those things. But everybody

811
00:51:19.639 --> 00:51:22.599
knows if important is using you,
which you're there for, if you're just

812
00:51:22.719 --> 00:51:25.559
there for sex or not, But
you in your mind block it out because

813
00:51:27.119 --> 00:51:29.800
you have these feelings for that person, or you want to be around that

814
00:51:29.920 --> 00:51:31.679
person, or you want other people
to see you with that person. So

815
00:51:32.000 --> 00:51:36.440
every man knows that. Every man
and woman knows all those things up front.

816
00:51:36.599 --> 00:51:38.679
So some man said, we do. We just don't want to admit

817
00:51:38.800 --> 00:51:43.920
it, especially if her box is
a one exactly, y'all. I'm gonna

818
00:51:43.920 --> 00:51:46.840
say this, I don't really feel
that it's any a one box out there,

819
00:51:49.280 --> 00:51:53.920
like, I've never had a box
that this made me clueless. It's

820
00:51:53.960 --> 00:51:58.679
the personality that made the box good
for me. You know what, you

821
00:51:58.800 --> 00:52:01.440
lost me in the beginning, You
lost me in the beginning, but you

822
00:52:01.760 --> 00:52:06.000
just got me back because I agree
with that. I don't think there's no

823
00:52:06.440 --> 00:52:09.840
like amazing pussy to like like.
I don't think there's no pussy that if

824
00:52:09.880 --> 00:52:14.559
it was no feelings attached and I
just put my dick in it and I'm

825
00:52:14.599 --> 00:52:17.119
like, oh, here's my credit
card, here's my credit card. I'm

826
00:52:17.320 --> 00:52:21.639
crazy. I don't think there's no
pussy like that. I trust me.

827
00:52:21.719 --> 00:52:23.960
I've been with women in the past
a long time go a long, long

828
00:52:24.039 --> 00:52:29.199
long time ago, and I have
never had no box that made me clueless.

829
00:52:29.239 --> 00:52:31.119
In my mind, the only reason
I got close because either she was

830
00:52:31.159 --> 00:52:36.760
a super dupe person personality was on
a one. She was just a dope

831
00:52:36.960 --> 00:52:39.480
person period, and that's what made
the pussy better. Yeah, what it

832
00:52:39.599 --> 00:52:45.360
really was never just blind folded pussy
made me go crazy nothing. Yeah,

833
00:52:45.400 --> 00:52:50.800
And I think that when you look
at you know, these women, a

834
00:52:50.920 --> 00:52:54.159
lot of them who are like sugar
babies, especially black girls with sugar baby.

835
00:52:54.920 --> 00:52:58.800
I'm sorry now, I feel like
you're trolling me. No, sugar

836
00:52:58.840 --> 00:53:00.599
baby, that's somebody who like a
sugar daddy, but a sugar baby.

837
00:53:00.960 --> 00:53:04.679
Yeah, the one who has a
sugar daddy. If you have a sugar

838
00:53:05.880 --> 00:53:07.960
oh, I get it. So
the sugar daddy, okay, So she

839
00:53:08.079 --> 00:53:10.679
got an old head taken care of. Yeah, I got okay. The

840
00:53:10.840 --> 00:53:16.679
black ones, they all don't look
like the best, and they all have

841
00:53:16.800 --> 00:53:22.559
like fucked up wigs. So maybe
it's just the connection. And even still,

842
00:53:22.599 --> 00:53:28.320
like you'll see some men go crazy
and go above and beyond for women

843
00:53:28.480 --> 00:53:31.440
who are not supermodel material, you
might be right. It just might be

844
00:53:31.800 --> 00:53:36.079
the mental connection or the attraction.
Yeah, it's always been that for me.

845
00:53:36.239 --> 00:53:39.000
All the women that I have said, I've been within my lifetime who

846
00:53:39.039 --> 00:53:43.840
have had an amazing poom poom or
a box hole, whatever you wanna call

847
00:53:43.920 --> 00:53:46.400
it. I like whole whole.
It's good. Someone on a live said

848
00:53:46.559 --> 00:53:53.280
he's sixty right now. He's not. He's not because I'm not. You

849
00:53:53.400 --> 00:53:58.519
know, I'm not real big on
the hip hop terms. They aren't hip

850
00:53:58.559 --> 00:54:01.000
hop terms, Kevin, do you
know them? Yeah, I'm not I'm

851
00:54:01.039 --> 00:54:06.840
not in that world no more.
What world society my nigga see. I

852
00:54:07.039 --> 00:54:08.239
was gonna say though, at first, when we were talking about boxes,

853
00:54:08.239 --> 00:54:15.280
I thought we were talking about like
the taco bell like boxes and credit card

854
00:54:15.400 --> 00:54:16.880
all day long. Shut it down, everybody, shut it down. We're

855
00:54:16.880 --> 00:54:20.920
done. We're sucking down because what
Lawrence? Please plug what you want to

856
00:54:20.920 --> 00:54:24.079
play? Please check me? Hey
Miya, Hey Mia, what's going on?

857
00:54:24.280 --> 00:54:28.599
Please? Philadelphia? Check me out? Oh like Saboya's here too,

858
00:54:28.639 --> 00:54:30.000
Hey Saboia, I'm sorry when we're
time, have you done? Sorry?

859
00:54:30.199 --> 00:54:34.320
Thank you? This is my time
to shine. First of Philadephia. First,

860
00:54:34.320 --> 00:54:36.360
all I want to say, storm
Pe, appreciate you for having me

861
00:54:36.400 --> 00:54:38.360
on your podcast. Thank you for
allowing me to talk about what I got

862
00:54:38.400 --> 00:54:42.079
going on your platform. Once again. I want to tell you I'm proud

863
00:54:42.079 --> 00:54:45.639
of you. I'm very excited for
everything you got going going on. I'm

864
00:54:45.679 --> 00:54:49.000
proud of the things that you've done
and that you're going to do. The

865
00:54:49.119 --> 00:54:53.159
fact that you did what you did
after what happened shows character, shows perseverance,

866
00:54:53.400 --> 00:54:57.320
show that you're a really dope person. Now me, I want to

867
00:54:57.320 --> 00:55:00.280
say, Philadelphia, please check me
out. April twenty seconds to the twenty

868
00:55:00.320 --> 00:55:05.440
fifth for my birthday weekend, Lawrence
Killerbrew Birthday Weekend. The first event is

869
00:55:05.480 --> 00:55:08.280
a book signing event from my coloring
book, Kid Killer Brew and his super

870
00:55:08.440 --> 00:55:13.639
Kicks come down to Boys Latin Middle
School in Philadelphia. It's a free event.

871
00:55:14.000 --> 00:55:17.280
Kids get in. Its snacks,
it's food, it's games, it's

872
00:55:17.480 --> 00:55:22.639
dj This is a community day that
I turned into just not celebrating the book

873
00:55:22.679 --> 00:55:27.360
signing, celebrating the whole community as
a whole. So please bring your kids

874
00:55:27.400 --> 00:55:30.400
down. I got a lot of
food, a lot of gifts. I

875
00:55:30.519 --> 00:55:31.239
just need to get this stuff away. I don't want to have to take

876
00:55:31.239 --> 00:55:34.719
all this stuff on, so please
give it to me. You can come

877
00:55:34.760 --> 00:55:37.599
down and get to bring your kid
down. Come down him and his entitled

878
00:55:37.599 --> 00:55:40.159
as We'll take everything. Please do
that. It's April twenty second at the

879
00:55:40.360 --> 00:55:44.960
field Not to fill it out,
I'm sorry. Boys Latin Middle School in

880
00:55:45.119 --> 00:55:49.800
Philadelphia is from one to four.
The whole day. Like I said,

881
00:55:49.800 --> 00:55:53.559
it is absolutely free. Come in, get your coloring book, enjoy yourselves,

882
00:55:53.639 --> 00:55:57.559
get some food. No, just
have a good time. Then the

883
00:55:57.639 --> 00:56:00.760
next day, April twenty thirds,
the basketball game, the Celebrity Basketball Game

884
00:56:00.000 --> 00:56:04.719
at the field House in Philadelphia on
Spring Guard. I think that is.

885
00:56:05.000 --> 00:56:07.760
That's from three to seven. Like
I said, I got celebrities. They

886
00:56:07.840 --> 00:56:13.199
got basketball players, NBA players,
football players, actresses, actresses, actors

887
00:56:13.320 --> 00:56:19.320
and actresses. What else? I
got musical acts. It's like like I

888
00:56:19.360 --> 00:56:22.360
said, Stremy was there last year, it's bigger and better this year.

889
00:56:22.400 --> 00:56:25.079
We're doing bigger, better things.
And then twenty fifth is the actual comedy

890
00:56:25.159 --> 00:56:30.400
show to close out my weekend as
I always do at Helium Comedy Club.

891
00:56:30.800 --> 00:56:35.000
Everything, all the information for all
three events is available right now at comedy

892
00:56:35.079 --> 00:56:37.119
Hustle dot com. You go there
and check it out. Do Also,

893
00:56:37.239 --> 00:56:40.920
I bring a gift gift. You
know I have a candle line, right,

894
00:56:42.440 --> 00:56:47.280
yeah, I bring one. I
didn't bring one. People don't People

895
00:56:47.320 --> 00:56:51.159
don't know. I have a candle
line called Comedy Hustle Candles. I've been

896
00:56:51.199 --> 00:56:53.760
making candles for a long time.
I'm very passionate about my candom making ability.

897
00:56:53.920 --> 00:56:57.760
It's actually pretty dope. And I
have a good candle line that's also

898
00:56:57.800 --> 00:57:00.360
available on comedy Hustle dot com.
And I brought Stormy p a candle.

899
00:57:00.519 --> 00:57:07.880
Let me smell it. The last
one. Oh yeah, this smell good.

900
00:57:07.880 --> 00:57:09.079
It makes me want to clean my
house. There you go, so

901
00:57:09.280 --> 00:57:13.719
check it out. Man Comedy Hustle
dot com has all information for everything.

902
00:57:14.119 --> 00:57:17.159
Appreciate you, keV, Appreciate you. Stormy P. Please follow Chocolate Chip

903
00:57:17.239 --> 00:57:22.679
and Sip podcast and go to any
of her live shows because it is amazing.

904
00:57:22.840 --> 00:57:24.280
Even though he's never been to I
haven't I haven't done. I'm not

905
00:57:24.320 --> 00:57:27.920
even gonna lied to you, but
I was seeing pictures and it looks smith.

906
00:57:28.000 --> 00:57:30.079
I've heard about it. That's See, that's when you know you're doing

907
00:57:30.119 --> 00:57:32.679
something dope. When people that you
don't know know me let me know about

908
00:57:32.719 --> 00:57:36.400
what you're doing. Oh, that's
when you know you're dope. And that's

909
00:57:36.440 --> 00:57:38.000
what I know. People that were
at the show told me that you have

910
00:57:38.119 --> 00:57:40.840
done great things at the show.
Comics have told me that's a great show.

911
00:57:42.119 --> 00:57:44.320
People that I know I've told me
it's a great show. So that's

912
00:57:44.320 --> 00:57:45.599
how I know it's dope. I
don't have to be there because people I

913
00:57:45.760 --> 00:57:49.599
know are Thank you. Thank you. Man. Listen, my message is

914
00:57:49.599 --> 00:57:52.360
always gonna be the same. Follow
me on the Graham at Stormy P.

915
00:57:52.599 --> 00:57:55.760
P e a at Chocolate Chip and
Sip and if you have questions or stories

916
00:57:55.800 --> 00:57:59.880
that you want to send in or
have us read. You can DM them

917
00:58:00.079 --> 00:58:05.639
in me or you can email me
ats inquiries at stormyp dot com. And

918
00:58:05.760 --> 00:58:10.679
if you don't remember anything else,
per the live courtesy of Halfman dot five.

919
00:58:10.760 --> 00:58:15.039
Amazing Lawrence got that old soul that
Ramb Moses back in the day.

920
00:58:15.199 --> 00:58:16.920
I love you guys, and I
see you next week. Piece