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Good morning, a heavy groundhog day, and guys, look, I don't

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want to spoil anything, but the
weekend is upon us. Happy Friday.

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At nine o'clock. There's been a
lot of questions about mid flight problems,

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plane crashes, doors flying off.
So I went and got us the Dallas

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Morning News aviation reporter to find out
the truths. Alexandra Scores makes her radio

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debut on the Freak and probably ever
who knows today nine eight thirty how drinking

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has changed, and it's even changed
my weekend plans. An absolute game changer

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in the world of drink. Eight
thirty Buckle up, this is effing huge.

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Wow, you're not gonna believe it's
nothing. And eight it's Billboard Bayless.

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Was you like a ten second preview
of the Billboard Bayless intro song?

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Yes, just ten seconds. I
would hate to, you know, make

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you think it's something different. Here's
ten seconds of the intro for Billboard Bayless.

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All right, you'll get the rest
of it today. Just a little

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snip, like Kavanaugh, a little
snip. Seven point thirty didn't use Morning

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News. We got the talks ecology
report on the Kansas City thing. We

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have preliminary talks reports on the Kansas
City three, and you guys are going

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to be blown away on how these
dudes met their maker. Hear the audio

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of the friend. I'll help you
find it if you don't. You do,

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you do? You don't? You
don't? Won't you tell me?

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I will if I don't? He
Oh? Is that five more seconds?

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That's the friend? He was DJ
You said we have Alexandra's scores on and

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I don't remember if you said it, if I just thought it. Oh

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yeah, you said it's maybe her
first radio appearance, right, yeah,

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maybe hard to know. So do
you think she's awake right now and nervous

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if it is her first time ever
on the radio. And I would like

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to ask if you guys recall your
very first time ever on the radio?

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Yes, yes, I have mine. Yeah, okay, good by anybody,

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Kevin, Like first time when you
open the mic and I have two?

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Yeah, you called into a station
and some grade. Yeah, oh

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you're talking about I thought you met
no like I I mean both. They

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invited me up to the studio because
I was an active caller who did station

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witchcall falls. Okay, so you
were a regular caller to this yeah,

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and like this is definitely a kid
who calls in every week and they invited

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me up. Looking back at it, it might have been kind of creepy

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because they just wanted the good eyes. I was good. Yeah, seventh

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and eighth grade. I was all
over the radio. Bro. I got

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some tape I have seven to anything
with. I've got tapes of me and

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junior high or early high school calling
my high school's basketball games. But you

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started calling the Witchitolt Falls radio station. Yeah, like sixth grade. Do

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you remember your first call? First
time I got through anything like? No?

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And what were you doing? Just
talking about requested songs? Man,

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requested songs, Friday night music show, anything else to do to hang friends?

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What songs were you requesting? Well, this is weird because it's way

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different than them that you know today. But back in nineteen ninety nine,

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so you're saying that the Kevin I
know today isn't weird right nineteen ninety I

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feould like to argue that topic.
What was a different time in the world

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of uh Texas country music? Danny
in nineteen ninety nine. Okay, let's

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call in and request the new Cross
Canadian ragweed song. Okay, no shame

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in that? Well, No,
they're not. They're one of the greatest

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bands that ever lived. But they're
not one of the greatest bands that ever

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lived. You know. Again,
it's all subjective, but in my opinion

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they're not. But you know,
I would agree with you, but I'm

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not. They're one of the greatest
Texas bands that ever lived, maybe when

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twelve. I don't know anything about
them. They have a song, I

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know, No, Yeah, I've
heard of them, but I don't know

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what they do. Well, they
don't have anything I would guess though,

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Why are they not with us anymore? No, Cody Canada With's solo right,

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Yeah, they had to break up
for reasons. Well I think we

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know, but I know at least, but unknown what I'm tight with,

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Like, well, my grandparents are
tight with Cody's family, so yeah,

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see from the no, they're from
Oklahoma. Cross was the rhythm guitar player,

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Grady Cross, Canadian was Cody Canada, Ragweed was Randy Ragsdell and the

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drums Jeremy Plato, the bass player
likes to smoke weed, but he didn't

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get his name in the title.
No No, but I think he actually

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still plays with Cody and Cody's still
band that was twelve. I was in

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a lot of like all that stuff
was huge and wasn't watered down yet no

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offense, but it is now.
And they had like special shows and which

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off was like special, Like we're
just playing that. Keep in mind grow

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by a town where you got four
radio stations. You got one top forty

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station and three country stations. Oh
no, there was a fifth class rock.

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I mean it wasn't. It wasn't
options. The internet was not even

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on the radio yet. Radio is
on the internet yet, I does this

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off ramp? Ever, get back
on the highway. It's groundhog Day.

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There's groundhog Day. I remember the
first time I was on the radio,

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I called why one hundred in Miami
and I won tickets to see Starship.

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Did you go? No, I
don't think I went, but I remember

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being on and I had the tape
somehow, like on a cassette tape.

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I don't even know how they used
to. You probably taped yourself little jam

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box, and I just recorded,
Yeah, you hit record when you were

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sitting on hold. I remember I
such squeaky voice, little kid, you

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know. And I said where you're
from? And I said, Miami is

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Nick Creamer? And I said no, North Miami, like I screwed up

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where I was and that meant something
to me. Anyway, I want the

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Starship tickets and I had to go
to the studio why one hundred. It's

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interesting because I don't know if these
all impact like you want to do radio.

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For Kevin, for sure, he's
wanted to do radio since he was

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that age, right, and calling
into radio station and then probably going up

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there of course impacted your dreams and
what you wanted to do, and it

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may have done the same for me. I don't know. I was like,

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oh my god, I was on
the radio, and then I went

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up to the studio to get my
tickets, but I didn't know anything about

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Starship, and I'm like, well, I don't even want to see this.

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But Madonna was on tour with her
True Blue Tour, and I tried

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to trick the front desk lady into
saying I won those tickets. Yeah,

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what a game, sister, at
age like eight that day, so industry

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I was born that day. I
mean, it's not even in the same

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league where they will you would at
least do recon before you gave way those

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delicate and few fair pair of Madonna
tickets. Well, in my line,

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I was like, look, she's
and this is I guess smarter me.

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I was like, well, she's
sitting at a desk, probably all these

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tickets to get envelopes on envelopes.
I mean there was a chance that if

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I go in there and say that, she might say, oh, you

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know what here, And it turned
out I was probably right. But I

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ended up getting the Starship tickets and
I have zero recollection if I went.

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I don't think I went to a
concert at all. I was thinking when

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you when you said what do you
remember your first time, it was like

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your first time like on the radio, either part of a crew or hosting

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or whatever, like as a job. But yeah, I mean we had

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Look, my life in Knox City
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That's all we did. It was
just j O and all the time.

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So yeah, we that was common. You'd call into the WY ninety

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five country station in Haskell, Texas
and prank the you know, the DJs

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and record it and laugh. But
our pranks were always just doing voices,

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you know, like some old lady, I'm murdish, Fro'm not shitty and

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I need y'all to play more George
Straight do stuff like that as little kids,

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just messing with them and then you
record it and laugh. But so

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that probably impacted you want to be
on the radio maybe, or planted the

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seed for at least continuing to do
that into early adulthood, which led to

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this. Were you an FFA Kevin
Only? Okay, you're familiar with Future

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Farmers of America and the cool quartery
blue jackets that we all were familiar with

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it. I participated in it just
because any activity that you any extracurricular was

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just something that was something to do
in a small town. So I was

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in it for gosh, four years, I think, all through high school.

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And they have different events and one
of them that was a radio team

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that they would assemble, and I
guess they thought I was a good communicator

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back then, so they put me
on the radio team and it was me

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into a butt two buddies, and
all you would do is just go into

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a room with a microphone and read
a script. And it was always like

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like farm reports and weather and and
pig stock prices, you know, stuff

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like that. You're just reading a
script. There was no improvisation, there

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was no conversation. It was just
you read something, read copy, which

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is probably the way it was back
then. You know, you had your

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you had your words in front of
you and you set them into a microphone.

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So I was on a radio team
and we won one district one year.

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Yeah, there's a picture of me
standing on the radio team Tracy Carter

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and Michael Row holding our first place
banner. Yeah, for the NOx City

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farm radio team. Did you win
tickets to farm aids? Non win tickets

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to anything that was? You know, that was probably the first is just

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calling in the radio stations and messing
with them and then I get made a

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job out of it. I mean
that's school. We didn't have any type

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of technology or anything that could have
done any type of radio, but I

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did with just small town nearby,
and I started doing their games like play

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by play, like I guess eighth
grade, ninth grader before I was on

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varsity right, and it was like
most of their football, basketball, all

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the football games, all the basketball
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And taught me a lot real quick
though about being on like and I had

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to do it with a couple of
guys. One guy used to work at

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the Ticket. One of those guys
you used to work at the Ticket.

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You know, Gordon has made fun
of him. Michael Crink. God,

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that's the abominable snowman of df W
radio history. He's Anthony Kim, he

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really is. I hope he comes
back like Anthony Kidd. Klay Stewart was

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the guy. I don't know.
It was an inside joke for those guys.

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Back to the point is, so
you're kind of a radio prodigy doing

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it in eighth grade. But one
of the most fun though, is like

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when I was a senior in high
school andn't have any classes. I've done

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them all, so there's like very
little. They couldn't let you, like

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leaves. They had to make you
do busy work, office hours and all

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that trap. Senior year was study
hall and football. But me and my

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buddy who's now the current mayor of
Only Texas, Rure Rogers, would do

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the morning announcements every day and just
piss off a few of the teachers who

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were like, god, these announcements
are going on to him. But he

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would read the basic stuff and I
was just throwing the barbs. It was

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great. I mean, that's my
start. I was working in celebrity birthdays

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into the announcements. Did you always
forget then? Yeah, uh no,

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it's nothing I forget. It's that
we run out of time and it's a

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ratings game. You guys know this. So that's happening today. Birthdays with

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groundhog dates. The guys could come
up, he could come up. And

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when are they just gonna hit him
on the head? What time? What

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time do we do this? I
don't know, but when are they just

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going to hit him on the bonking
yeah? Stay down? What if like

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the oil protesters or whoever's throwing crap
on them? Onna Lisa? And what

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if they attack Phil right this morning? He's going to train Phil? Yeah

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Lake punch of train Phil and they
just behead him right when he sticks his

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head up? Do you know that
the like Groundhog Day down here is nothing.

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Nobody thinks about it, Nobody actively
comments on it. Really, boy

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in the Northeast, my mom every
damn year will will post on Facebook the

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results of Groundhog Day. Dude,
this is a big day. I don't

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know, man, I you are
right, it's just a regional thing.

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But I like to bet on this. You have prop bets on over under

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six twenty am oh, so it's
already happened. No, it's what it's

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expected. Seven twenty am as the
seven twenty eastern the do date, Yeah,

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seven twenty east. Okay, so
six minutes from right now. It

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happened live on our show TV because
we don't have any Our direct TV is

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broken, that's why. So they're
all gathered around, and that one guy

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looks like a monopoly man is out
there ready, and camera crews are all

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except this except this year. The
guy with the big hats got a mallet

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and he's just gonna thump him like
faces of death. He's going to commit

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a crime that even Peter would be
on board with. What's it called groundhog

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Day? Yes, groundhog Day live
cam. He could be coming out right

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now livestream fills prediction. Here you
go. If he sees his shadow,

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we have six more weeks of winter. If he doesn't see his shadow,

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the spring weather right around the corner, well, it's supposed to be cloud

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coverage today, so he's not going
to see his shadow. Waste time.

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There's twelve dudes in tuxi. Oh
my god, look at all those people.

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Let's go. Looks like farming.
That's like it. Yeah, it

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does look at that. That's a
second farm made reference in the first segment.

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Which one did you click on their
mind? I googled was it a

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groundhog Day live cam? Groundhog Day
live cam? Yeah, they're at Gobbler's

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Knob. This is all a damn
bit. It's amazing. And this is

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a tree trunk that he's gonna pop
out of. Yeah, there's steal some

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Uh, let's go to ABC six
in Philadelphia just have it lightly playing underneath.

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Is this just another excuse for Americans
to drink? Okay, okay,

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because isn't that what every holiday is? Is this a drinking party? It's

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not a holiday. The people gotta
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they're gonna go home wasted and just
mail it in on a Friday. There

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are this is a crowd. Well, sir, can we get some moonshine?

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That's the first thing they s Yes, a drink is drinking. They're

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all drunk. The thing is they
all look like they all look like colonial

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They're all you know, they'll wear
their long coats and top hats. What's

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that about. Well, it's cold. I don't know why the outfits.

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Gobbler's Knob, home of Punksy Phil
Pucks of Tommies, and they have a

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little tree trunk, so they're going
to force him out of there. And

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then it's if he sees his shadow. He's only been right, stupid.

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I like it. I love dumb
stuff. I love dumb stuff and spirals

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and it is something that's a party
whatever. People have fun with this.

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They're having a good time. He's
only been right thirty nine percent in his

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life. He's an idiot. He
doesn't even know what he's doing. No,

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much like the rest of the meteorologist
community. Boom, I mean true.

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By the way, another questionable act
from Pete Delkas. I mean is

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that our weekly thing? Now?
My god? What's he doing? What

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do you do? Are you talking
about the banana comment? Yeah, Mike

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texted this to me last night.
I've got it right here, please,

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I mean, And then he retweeted
it like once someone pulled it. He

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retweeted it. Boy, this live
camp's kind of funny. Hey, JJ,

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can you give me a favorite?
Can you on that computer? Can

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you get on a YouTube and type
in Groundhog Day live camp so we can

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see it on that TV, because, uh, you don't see when he

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comes up. I want to see
the moment. Yeah, does the crowd

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go crazy when they pump in poisonous
gas to get filled to it from his

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tree? When this bat guy hits
the little hydraulic lift pumping poison sweet and

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then he sees all these people freaks
out. Knock on wood. Here we

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go. They pumping poisonous gass.
They are freaking its about the seven go

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ahead and do it, and you
know what, and they just there's a

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little knob on the back. Unsurprisingly
all white people. I didn't notice that

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too. Also with us this morning
was Jason Horrist big chill, Oh bi,

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big chill, big chills. Here
is a huge man. There's a

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Jason Sedeika's looking guy leading the crowd
right now. I agree, at the

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left hand of the father they're introducing
all the future is queer. But Jay

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Lundy is overcast. Oh he just
said, seated at the left hand of

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the father, former president. Give
it up for Jeff Lundy, fairweather man.

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He's trying to do bits like the
hot dog guy. Pat Cassidy is

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the head huntsman. Pat as the
Cohens. Oh Zone, I love it,

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and I know you've been waiting patiently
so for our ceremony. Give it

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up your friend. Our friend's like
Paul g a muddy exact Rainmaker. You

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guys want to see the Rainmaker on
this TV right here? Heavyweights, the

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Acacia Cane, the presidents off the
Groundhog Club. Inner circle is Tom Uncle

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Jingles Shaker for Shingles Shako. Okay, this is so ridiculous. I'm getting

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on the feed JJ's on so we
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I want to hear the Delkas audio. Okay twenty seconds away from the pop

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up Tom. The crowd wants it
listen, and the live chat on the

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Associated Press YouTube is ridiculous. It's
just blowing up with people going Phil Look,

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these people are dressed as chipmunks too. This is the rain Maker president.

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That's a zone nut's Look, that's
cute. There's kids on their parents'

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shoulders. It's cloudy up there too. In circle. Yeah, they're talking

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about that. That's the that's the
cane that he's going to hit them.

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Yeah, that's a that's what I
would imagine. The mysterious, likely fictional

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secret society that controls the world looks
like, yeah, I know the deepest

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of deep states. It was God
the hell girl sleepy dude. They look

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like poor magicians and hold him high
for all to see. Oh. He

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will then place Phil upon the stumps. His mic just started working. Hill

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and I will have a little talk
about whether he sees his shadow or not.

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He's got it on globe. I'm
going to ask you it's a shadow.

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He sees six more weeks of winter, there will be Okay, So

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if it's sunny out, then they
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just yeah telling you if it's overcast, breaker, please place the royal red

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carpet. Oh, then put the
red carpet of royal red carpet. Okay,

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Now they're gonna get they're sending in
the toxic gas. Look at the

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smiles. There are a raising signs. Release the gas. Okay, there's

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there's the cyanide. Yeah. Ready, he cracked the cyanide tablet. That's

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a tradition. Before we get fill
out, we get them fired up,

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chanting Phil, Do til Phil,
Phil, Phil. He's knocking on his

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little wood door. He's coming up
through a tree trunk that's about three or

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four five feet tall. Maybe what
do we need to look at these cell

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phones up as people? Oh,
he's knocking on the little door. Why

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do we need a varmit to tell
whether there's clouds or not? Just look

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at hill. We're outing fun.
O. Hey, man, if you

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only call Grant Johnson of NBC's Flat
Environment, that's on you. Pill pillill

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pill, And Kevin passes out more
than three times. All right, So

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he lifts him up to the crowd
and it's a fright know he's so frightened.

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Oh he doesn't pop out of the
thing. Oh, I guess my

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audio is ahead of Oh my mom
is watching this right now? Really all

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work? Do you have audio of
that? Crank yours up so they can

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so we can hear of that computer? Does it? Does it? Do

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it work? We could hear we
were hearing it right there. That was

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way ahead of it, though,
I don't care. Now they're holding a

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little animal up. Gentlemen here,
that's j just down, gentleman, gather

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around. So is he gonna talk
and say I can see it shadow?

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Oh, okay, he's about to
He talks to him and finds out,

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well, there's a little shadow in
front of though. Okay, Oh he's

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studying. If he's we have a
decision, This is nuts. How Oh

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he pointed to the scroll. A
decision, a prediction has been made,

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mister President, this is insanity.
And also hear ye now on this February

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second, punks at Honey, Phil
the Seer of Sears, prognosticator of all

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prognosticators, was awakened from his wintry
nap at dawn a gobbler's knob. Phil

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looked to the skies and then,
speaking in ground hoggies, directed the President

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to the proper scroll, which reads
fox Ford just took it live, another

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winter's slumbered pause so I could meet
the crowd. Hard to sleep anyway when

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the party is this loud. I
envy your energy, I envy the fun.

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I envy all of you and your
opposable thumbs. But it's not what

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I feel. It's what I see
and what you hear. So gather round

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and let me be clear. Atmosphere
is a wonderful thing, and we can

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create our own and the weather it
brings. It brings hope for the future

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and so much more. Maybe some
punk satoni Phil write in votes in twenty

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twenty four. But what this weather
did not provide is a shadow or reason

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to hide glad tidings on this ground
hot day. An early spring is on

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the way, all right, Spring, all right, so it's going to

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be spring today. Alga money's reading
from a scroll. Yeah he's showing it

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too, because he's showing he reddit
verbatim. There it is. The crowd

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went nuts when they got announcement.
That was great. Did you hit back

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by four minutes? Let's play it
all again? God? Oh, all

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right? Well that the world alright. I've never in forty eight years watch

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that live me neither or heard it
or heard any more than just the announcement.

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We've seen a few still shots.
Our text messages are blowing up right

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now with people channing Phil Phil.
The guy's chanting dill. That's not right.

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I don't think until eight months ago
it'd ever been a wa at this

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hour, not once. So spring
starts, so sad, I guess today?

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Right? No, what is it? It's six weeks early it's supposed

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to start. I don't understand.
I mean six weeks is like daylight savings

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time already, so I mean makes
sense? Yeah, Danny, Well,

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March tenth, we're going to lose
an hour, guys. You guys ready

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for that one? Yep? Well, actually I'm ready for that one.

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It's actually like that time of year. Better. Yeah, it's gonna be

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dark longer in the morning. Right, Okay, all right, this's be

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good man. We got some big
stuff in the next segment, the most

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important thing in the world. Yeah, massive, this it is massive.

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New technology is dropping today. We'll
be we'll we all be wearing these bad

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boys within the next year. Let's
discuss next