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All right, here we go with
the Minnesota Goodbye. Let's dive right in

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with an email from Damante. He
says, this is Damante. I suppose

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I'll let y'all know why you're Alexis
still promoting the Barbie movie because we play

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Alexa password and when we say something
like, let me try it right now,

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Alexa, good morning, good morning
for me and Barbie going it's the

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best day ever. It is the
best day ever. Alexa. Stop Alexa.

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So he goes on to say,
Alexa stop. Although I've been getting

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a chuckle out of seemingly to be
the only person that remembers what's going on.

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When the movie was coming out,
y'all were doing one of your games

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that involves Alexa. Alexis said there
was a Barbie mode. Would you like

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to activate it? Fallon yelled yes, Alexa activate. I don't have Alexa

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devices. I'm not sure how you
can turn it off. You're welcome,

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all right, Demante, We're gonna
try this right now. Alexa. Hey,

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Alexa, deactivate Barbie Mode. Okay, I've disabled it. Now let's

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try it again. Okay, I
did not remember that. How long would

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that have stayed on? So let
me try it again, Alexa. Good

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morning, Alexa, good morning,
good morning. On this day in nineteen

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thirty, Bobby Jones became the first
and only golfer ever to win all four

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major tournaments in the same year,
which is known as the Grand Slam,

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and afterwards he received a full tick
or tape parade in New York, which

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is kind of like the Grand Slam
of golf. Claps. Okay, thanks

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Alexa. By the way, shout
out to my friend Shannon. She is

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a friend of the show. I
met her when she was in the Katib

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Running Club a few years ago.
And Shannon is a teacher. I think

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she teaches third or fourth graders and
she has learned things on our show that

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she plays with her students. Alexa
Password is one of them, and she

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sent me a video. Let me
see if I can find it. It

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might be worth sharing with you.
Hold on one second, okay, listen,

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here they are. These are the
kids in her classroom playing Alexa Password.

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Here we go, what's something white? And it looks and it's dead

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and it's not Halloween? Can you
this money? Answer your question? The

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cotton ghost is Asia. So the
word was ghost and a little kid got

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Alexa to say ghost, and I
am just so tickled at Jenny that what

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we do on our show made a
classroom somewhere. Maybe we should do a

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version where I play Alexa and you
try to get me to say a word

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like Drake gives you a word.
Okay, you try to get me to

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It's pretty much like catchphrase. Never
mind it's catchphrase. Oh yeah, Okay,

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that sounds good. I like it. Okay. And then also Shannon,

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shout out to you, Shannon.
But she said they also do roses,

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buds and thorns, which we did
for a little while. We'd come

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back on a Monday morning from the
weekend and we'd be like, okay,

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roses, buds and thorns, which
is something I learned in Scout camp.

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At the end of the day,
the Scout leader would say, okay,

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roses, buds and thorns. What
was good about the day? Oh well,

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we had a great spot for lunch. What was bad about the day?

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Those are the thorns? Oh well, I got bit by a rattlesnake.

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And then buds are like what are
you? What is buds? What

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you're looking forward is what it is? What are you looking forward to?

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Okay? So anyway, Shannon,
thanks for sharing that. I really appreciate

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that one and shout out to all
teachers, and I would try maybe playing

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Alexa Platt password in your class because
it is kind of cool. All right,

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thank you Demante for helping us figure
out how to disable that. That

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was really annoying. Moving out of
the next one, This is from Sandy.

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We were talking about airplane seats.
Remember the other day on Monday,

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a woman paid for a seat on
the aisle and was asked by an elderly

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woman in the middle to switch with
her so she could sit with her by

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her husband who was on the opposite
aisle, And she didn't want to,

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but she did anyway, And people
have had different opinions like you were a

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good person to do it, or
you're a bad person for even thinking that

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you shouldn't do it. Blah blah
blah, Sandy says, airplane seat.

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The girl should have said no,
but I'll trade aisle seats with your husband

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because I paid extra to have the
aisle. Okay, didn't even think about

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that. Yeah, I mean she
totally could have. She should have said

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no, I'm not going to trade
and take the middle, but I'll gladly

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trade with your husband. Now he'll
have the aisle and I'll have the aisle.

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I will say that she did say
in her original email, though,

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that the lady because she offered up, like can you ask the person in

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the middle seat and the other row
that your husband is in, can you

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switch with them? Yeah, because
then it's a middle seat for a middle

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seat, And the lady goes,
no, I don't really, I don't

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like the middle seat. So I'm
pretty sure that that woman might have just

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wanted to have the aisle, but
that would have been an option obviously.

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I probably would have asked that too, like, oh no, I'll switch

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with him though, That's probably what
I would have right, Yeah, thank

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you Sandy, but I never thought
of that one. Next one question,

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where is the best place to retire? Okay? Interesting, Not a lot

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of people that listen to the Minnesota
Goodbye are at retirement age, I'm going

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to guess, but there are a
few, and hopefully you all will get

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to retire somewhere you want to go
someday. Sandy goes on to say,

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we'd like to go out west,
but too many wildfires and water shortages.

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South is too humid, New Hampshire
is north and no income taxes. Our

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fear is all the drought and water
shortages, so we feel like we should

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stay near Lake Superior. Did you
know that it's emptied? All of North

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America and South America would be under
one foot of water, that is wild,

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your fellow dart liquor Sandy smoker,
Lake Superior was emptied. It was

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emptied. All of North America and
South America would be under one foot of

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water. That is wild. It
must be one deep fucking lake. Jenny

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told you. I did like a
deep dive of Lake Superior over Labor Day

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weekend when we were staying at an
airbn beyond like a very tiny lake,

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because I was looking at how deep
that lake was that we were on,

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because we were canoeing in it and
like kayaking and stuff, and Lake Superior

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terrifies me, Like I know that
the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald at the

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bottom of it, multiple other shipwrecks, so many dead bodies are probably at

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the bottom of it. I just
it is a scary lake to me because

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of the deepness, the aggressiveness of
it. The waves get super scary when

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they're storms or even like in the
winter, the ice shards that come up

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on the shore. It's just a
creepy lake to me. I never thought

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of it as a creepy lake,
but I can kind of see that.

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I do know. I've been up
there a couple of times when the waves

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coming off a lake Superior

