Some of those horses are the same horses profound. Hey look, I'm hello,
hello, hello, welcome, Welcome to the snark Tank podcast. We
are here, We're alive. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? That?
Is that possible? Sweeney looks like he just I don't know, like
he's in the middle of a fucking gas leak. Actually, I don't know
whether I should call it like an ambulance or or something. He's just heavily
breathing into the microphone, looking like a fucking just an absolute piece of shit.
What's going on? What's going on with you? Buddy? You just
okay? Are you capable of speaking? You get there? Yeah? Plane
like right over my house, shining a laser, shining a little laser pointer
at it. Does that actually do anything? Does that actually do anything?
I don't think so. I think urban it does feel it feels like an
urban legend. But like I remember hearing like stories about people getting arrested for
it. But I'm like, why we were getting shining lasers that the cops
ain't getting arrested. I remember that actually happening my friends, They got arrested
lasers at planes. I gotta know, I gotta know if this is real.
I gotta know if this is even like a remotely true. It's probably
true, but you know, still probably done a plane and you make it
crash just like can't But that's what I mean. It's like you gotta have
it feels incredibly powerful laser, I mean incredibly powerful and also probably like attached
to a telescope so you can really fucking see where, Like how are you
gonna make it to see? What? Make? Any SAIDs Yeah, I
don't know, man, I don't buy it. I think it's fake.
I think it's you didn't it, Google didn't uh tell you it? So
I googled it and it's it's so Google's showing me a lot of words,
but they're not organized in a way that I find interesting enough to absorb.
So I just ignored it entirely. And I will continue to believe that it's
fake because it doesn't help me. It doesn't. It doesn't help me to
believe that lasers is gay. Welcome back to the Snark Tank podcast. Today
we're talking about I don't know fucking know, man. We had we we
just recorded a really hype episode of of Extra Ammo, and and now Sweeney's
like half asleep, so I don't know what's going on. It's like,
it's like his dog died in the in the middle of the break. You
I'm trying to see this real or not named the laser thing. Yeah,
it's power. Lasers can incapacitate pilers, pot pilers, pilots flying aircraft that
may be carrying hundreds of passengers. Oh yeah, I see what you're saying.
How it's like, why isn't there just a clear concise answer on the
front page of Google. Yeah, I'm not interested. I'm not interested in
in in the scientific like ins and outs of power. Why I didn't show
me a yes ers on FBI on the FBI Zone website. So even get
up to twenty years in prison in the twenty years in prison for shining a
little red light of a plane for what no, not that thing like like
a high powered laser, like a laser gun. Yeah, like because because
because you have to imagine, like I was saying, you have to have
some sort of really high powered lasers, and you would probably also maybe want
to have a fucking telescope to really like triangulate they not porting at one,
you know, I'm the little red ones. But the ones who buy from
China, the one who can you can actually shouldn't buy from China because my
friend literally bought one from China. Green ones you can buy that and Shinato
because I remember one time. You don't know where I lived, but Chris,
you knew where I lived, you know, the mountain in front of
where I was grew up. Yeah, yeah, he sho he shot one
and he shot a plane in the mountain. No, he shined a laser
from his bedroom to the mountain and I saw it, and I was like,
and I was like, whoa. I mean some late some even some
just normal pointer lasers are pretty fucking strong. But like to me, it's
just like more of like what does that do? Like, what does that
do? That's so bad? It can disorient the flyer. But the thing
is that people don't even fly planes anymore. Computer's fly now. It's it's
so I'm thinking, this is like an old rule that's just when pilots were
probably be a little bit more in control back in the day. Yeah,
versus is because like because it's essentially supposed to be. It is kind of
funny because like you said, it is, computer is doing the work essentially
so pointing a laser at them now wouldn't really do shit. But back in
the day, I imagine when I mean, they even have a there's a
video. In two thousand and nine, there were fourteen hundred and eighty nine
laser events logged in the FAA, That is, pilots reporting that their cockpits
were illuminated by the devices. The following year, that figure nearly doubled by
twenty eight hundred, on average, more than seven incidents every day of the
year. So people do this shit. I wonder how many people get actually,
like genuinely arrested for it. Can you imagine finding Can you imagine ending
up in prison next to like a pedophile rapist who eats kittens. And your
crime is that you shine a light at a fucking plane that is so disoriented.
Wanna and figured out that somebody that that your your bunk mate, their
parents, their dad crashed in a plane and died because someone pointed a laser.
And so he fucking he fucking just starts shiving you because you know you're
a piece of ship. You finally shived and it makes the sandwich with you
and the two mattresses, and in the middle he starts stabbing. It's like
that scene from fucking Breaking Back when he organizes the prison murders or whatever,
completely shan American. Yeah, when when I was gonna say you yourselva.
Sorry, my mind's still on the extra Ammo, the Edward James almost at
the end. You gotta look, just look up that scene at the end
of American Gets somebody gets stabbed a lot, so stabbed the comedic, Yeah,
he gets. It's like it's like ij Honda doing his his fucking hand
slaps. It's basically that. It's essentially that, but it stabs. It's
so many, it's so unnecessary. And then then they dispose of him.
Do you think he passes over the fucking rails from the second floor. It's
a great way to die. Do you think you could stabbed somebody with a
dull object if you really just tried hard enough at we're talking like a tennis
ball, and that was just I guess to be an impalement. But I
don't have to go through Well, that's the old You can't stabs. It
has to you can't pierce somebody with the with the ball. It would have
to be going so fast to penetrate and it would happen. I feel you're
assuming you can, you can hold some money down and for some ball into
that be in saved you. That is so stupid. But I you think
doctor Manuela was doing fucking experiments like that. He's getting balls. It does
ball. That's funny too, because tennis. What makes it funny is that
tennis balls are so fucking weak. There's in comparison to most ball is not
a baseball like a baseball. Yes, yes, it's weak. I mean
I guess it's not as weak as like a like a like a basketball,
I guess. But see, like you know, I pierce somebody with the
basketball, just that's just a cannon. At that point, it's just like
you're getting here with canon chest passing you bro am, I getting shot,
just giving you a crazy chest pass and you're just not ready for it and
you don't catch it and he just knocks your head loose. Its fault,
though that was a real threat at some point. I'm sure. I'm sure
that that guy but T was a finisher, so really didn't have to worry
about him passing a ball back to you too often. But if you weren't
paying attention to when he did man. Good night. Yeah, you just
killed him? So pretty cool. What's happened? Gonna talk about this?
And we're gonna talk about this. We're gonna talk Are we gonna talk about
Bradley Cooper and his Junos? Are we gonna talk about We're gonna talking about
this. There's there is controversy online currently on account to the fact that Bradley
Cooper is playing is playing a character in a movie. He's playing a real
character. I think it's I think it's Leonard Bernstein, who is a conductors.
It's the guy Leonard Skinnard, the man Leonard Bernstein. Bradley yeah,
yeah, So so he's playing Leonard Bernstein and they decided for some reason because
Leonard Bernstein is I don't know if you do this, he's Jewish. I
don't know if they that might be. No, no, he's not.
Yeah yeah, you wouldn't expect it, but he's Jewish. And they gave
him a prosthetic nose that is so weird because it's not even if you look
up, if you look up, Leonard Bernstein act like the guy. He
just doesn't look like like it's not even like, oh, we tried to
make him look more like Leonard Bernstein. It's just a bigger nose on.
Bradley just looks like Bradley Cooper struggling to breathe. Bradley Cooper is Jewish,
right, I don't know, but he's he looks like he could pass off
as being Jewish. He didn't, he didn't need a prosthetic. Like what's
his name? Like last name is called Cooper is just like fucking I don't
even know. Man Cooper is like a Republican Jewish too. We never know
until like very like moments. I only knew because he's a darling of Hollywood.
And you know what they do? You know what they Okay, okay,
Tim Pool, they they they you guys got okay. First off,
this is going through This is going to all feeds, so everybody's going to
be fucking confused. Watch the extra, AMMO, and this all makes sense.
But fucking Bradley Dudley, Bradley Cooper is So I don't even know where
I want to tackle this from, because there's like a million different ways to
tackle it from. But I so look, I understand why if you are
playing certain characters, there would be reason to do yourself up to look like
the like Albert Einstein in in Oh my God, Oppenheimer, right, Like,
clearly that guy doesn't look like that. You know, that's that's clearly
a lot of makeup, a lot of prosthetics, you know, a lot
going on to make him look like Albert Einstein, because we all know what
Albert Einstein looks like. Everybody's seeing that fucking picture of him doing his little
tongue bullshit. You know, we know who Albert Einstein is. Leonard Bernstein
is not Albert Einstein tier in the sense that, like, I'm sure not
everybody knows what he looks like, but there's you could google him and find
him very easily. There is no there, no fucking re reason to put
that nose on Bradley Cooper. And at first I thought this was like one
of those weird things. At first I thought this was people kind of like
whining, because at first my mind went to immediately Albert Einstein. I was
like, yeah, they had to make him look like Albert Einstein. They
probably just tried to make him look like Leonard Bernstein. And then I looked
up the guy and I'm like, oh, make but he doesn't his nose
doesn't fect smaller than Bradley Cooper's. That's what I'm saying. It's like it's
it's like Cooper has a kind of a large enough nose to where there's no
reason. Yeah, yeah, exactly like Bradley Cooper him. Yeah, the
dude, he looks like fucking fucking Phineas, like Phineas and Ferb or whatever.
It looks crazy, the question of no. No. From what I'm
seeing right now, it doesn't look doesn't look that bad. Looks like the
lowest griffin dude, like it's ill. I'll show you a side by side
because so the picture the side by side, because there's the profile shot of
him from when he was young, and his nose is smaller and less straight
like this. This his Badley Cooper's prosthetic is just completely it's like plastic surgery
perfectly like at a fucking tuse angle. It looks like it's straight up,
looks like a cartoon nose. I'm gonna put it. I'm gonna put it
in the in the in the chat here. Oh he looks it looks like
a joker. He looks like this is like an your story. What I'm
serious, I'm looking like, this is it you're fucking wilent. Look at
this. I just sent it to you. I just I just sent it.
I put it in the chat that it's fucking absurd. Oh shit.
Wait, so they're saying that. Uh so they're saying that that Jake Jillenhall
wanted to play this role and he didn't get it. And they're like,
oh, Jake Gyllenhall, an actual Jewish man who dreamt of playing this role.
Uh uh, that didn't get it, and then it gave it a
Bradley Cooper and then gave him a June. I'm sure Bradley Hooper is part
of Jewish too. I'm sure, I'm maybe, But like it's it is
weird. Like I said, I saw people whining about it. I thought
it was kind of dumb, and then I looked at it and I was
like, jish that that looks stop. I never would have seen anything about
this at all. If if jew face wasn't trending, that's the only reason
true. That is true. Jew Face was indeed trending, which you know
is a jarring so under for me. For me, for me, this
is well, it's not it's not it's it's it's just like they're doing.
It's like, you know, black face, jew faces what they're insinuating.
But the I think it's funny about this is like jew face is trending for
me, and it's right under Starfield Master Chief and Alec Baldwin. So that's
that's my that's my that's my right now. But I don't know. Yes,
so he's not Jewish. And the funny thing is if you google it
people, because obviously this is being googled a lot right now, so it
immediately pulls up an article from the New York Times to be like, he's
not Jewish even though he's playing Bernstein. Like, so it's they're just like
which, oh, which, by the way, I think it's fine.
I think that is. I mean, I think that's Bernstein's kids are are
fine with it. They're cool with this, so I mean it's not It
is funny though to me in the room where I'm like, there has to
be a Jewish person that can do it, that's for me. It's like
that I don't really care. I'm be honest, it's acting. I don't
need it's acting like like but it's at the same time, people that are
Jewish are pretty much just white most of the time. You know, they're
just like most of them are just white passing people. So let's let somebody
do that. You know, it's like it's not a huge deal. Well,
I don't know, man. To me, it's to me, it's
like, uh, like what do they want Jerry Lewis something, Yeah,
like like it it doesn't matter really, like it's it's just it's shap It's
called acting for you. You get into the territory you get, you get
into the territory of like, why does why does it a real orphan play
Spider Man? It's like, well, because it's not. That's not the
point. It's not not really the point of this make believe. It's it's
fucking make believe. Like Oppenheim fucking what's his face? Oh my god,
Uphill Murphy's not Killian Murphy's not Jewish, but he played Oppenheimer perfectly. I
think I thought Oppenheimer was just a German. Yeah, yeah, I don't
know, I don't know anything. I didn't see the movie or anything.
No, I did see them. He's he's fucking Jewish, but j Robert
Oppenheimer is absolutely Jewish. That was a whole fucking did you like, mock
up the bomb like to be the blueprint was immediately the first draft was it
to look like a draidle And they're like, hey, this a little it's
a little stupid. Yeah, it's a little dude, It's it's sucking,
it's crazy. What the what does the big do? Yeah? Bomb?
I just think it's I just think it's funny to me that they would that.
Yeah. Yeah, the fact that people are mad because to me,
I'm like, bro, they didn't go far enough. That's really all it's
about. I'm like, why not just a real covetis jew like the fucking
propaganda. Why don't they just make him over like that? Then then then
you can be angry. Then you're like, this is a fucking outrage.
How dare you do this? This nose is dumb. But like I'm sure
that, I'm sure this clip is circulating right now. So like, while
I have, while I have your attention to everybody, if everybody who's watching
this right now, who's subscribed to tim Cast, unsubscribe and subscribe. Ass
I know this kind of this is the kind of thing attracts you. So
so we've got uh, we've got a we've got that I don't know whatever
Trump is indicted again. I think this is the real one. This is
the Rico charge one, this is this is how they got fucking capone.
This is probably like this is probably actually the real one. At the same
time, I have heard this a fucking million times. I kind of don't
care until I see him like with a Until I see him with like a
shackle around his ankle connected to a bowling ball and an orange jumpsuit mining fucking
or in a fucking quarry somewhere, I'm not really going to believe that he's
ever going to go to jail. I just don't, man, you that
that is your your uh, that's a lot, that's that's your expectations are
incredibly high where he's got to be doing some old school shit. I gotta
I got I have to see him. I have to see him making license
plates in a in a discontinued fucking school like that. Like I I won't
accept. I won't accept any other thing because to me, it's like this
is like the eighth time I've heard this, like and times somebody was like
they're gonna get him on this, and it's like, okay, cool,
whatever, I'm not invested in this at all. I could. I could
give a fuck what happens. I'm invested. I like this. It's fun.
Uh this one, this one is a little bit different. You know,
I said, people are jaded already, but this is the one that
people always wanted. They were waiting for this one because for a lot of
reasons, this motherfucker's gonna actually have to give mug shot at this time.
So finally it's gonna have that dripped out fucking album cover that we've all wanted.
There's gonna be the whole idea that say, if he became president,
he couldn't just wish this away, which is just beautiful, you know,
Like, which is what's up? I'm kind of curious you said, you
said, like, oh that that album cover, right, Yeah, mug
shots are mug shots public domain and what I mean yeah, So what I
mean by that is you could put out an album and have his mug shot
be the cover and book. Yeah, it doesn't even have to be a
big like you don't even have to he can't even be like that's a picture
of me because it's public domain. It just belongs to everybody. I wonder
if that's how that works because it feel like it is, because it wouldn't
make sense. You would own your mug shot. That doesn't make any sense.
Yeah, no, true, I feel like most people would make them
go after you or the county whoever took the picture or whatever. The yeah,
the place I took it, maybe even, But I feel like that's
even a stretch because it's it's somebody has gotten arrested. Their mug shot is
usually very easy to get ahold of. So yeah, it's a public infrastructure
Google Google person mug shot and you got it. It's crazy. You could
do that with AI. You could do that with AI. Now you could
just like Google, like you could theoretically just be like Tom Sweeney mug shot
in the fucking chat GPT or fucking mid Journey or whatever, and it would
it would probably it would probably figure it out. But but I once you
bald with the swatst gun your fucking head, just lady, crazy turn coat,
you know you bullsh man. You bald in jail is a hilarious image
to me. Who yeah, yeah, I've been bald so many times.
No, bald and jail. No, you don't know. Since I've known
you, there's a difference. Between bald and bald in jail, because bald
and jail is like, I don't know, man, you're getting you're getting
combed target, you're getting come up in your head. You know, you're
getting all sorts of you getting all sorts of things going on, rubbed in
your head and they carve a bulls eye into your fucking skull and then they
start coming on it. That's it's brutal. That's a man. Jail is
brutal. Man, Like I had a I saw that's jail. That's yeah,
that's county jail. That's like next, that's the jail across the street
from like the fucking the gas station on your main road. That's where they
that's where they that's where they put like shoplifters and like people who like pe
in public. You know, it's just like or like drunken row and rowdy
people. They just bring him to that jail where they get their fucking arms
twisted, They get their fucking skull caved in and come down, they get
they get the thing that they cracked egg with the you know, it's crazy.
I have a very gentle knock into this a little divity head and they
covered it. You know, it's crazy. I didn't. I didn't.
I haven't thought about this in so long. But like my aunt worked,
she she worked in the jail, but it was like a jail. It
wasn't like a prison. And I remember going to the jail and like just
hanging out at the jail as like a seven year old. I remember this
very distinctly, and it was very busy because I remember some guy. I
remember seeing specifically some guy in like one of the cells. It was like
this this like thin white guy, and he was like man, oh man,
man, like over and over again, this is a wild experience flashback.
I don't know, man, I think it was just I think it
was just like he probably didn't get booked on something serious, but he was
probably like, oh man, I don't want the fact that I'm in jail
right now is really stressful and like I'm really here. God damn it,
dude. I think he was getting a like he was getting the rules explained
to him that he's gonna have to get his his fucking skull carved in and
shit, yeah yeah, he just he just heard it. You just heard
He's like, I'm gonna whittle your fucking skull that would be like a his
head cray. That's like some well respected artist in prison like carves like beautiful
like art into people's heads. Like and he's like, that's that's Jeffrey the
artist. Like he's actually like really fucking talented. You should see his word
jail the banksy of the County. Ja, L what you crying for?
A punk? This is an honor. And he's just like this, just
sculpting the gloves out of his head. Dude, I love it, all
right, let's let's I don't know, man's quite frankly, there's not much
going on. Something else happened that I just saw. I saw a while
of the podcast was on, and I can't believe it happened for it,
I know you saw. I know what you saw. I know you saw.
I saw it. I didn't. I didn't mean to see it,
but I saw what you say. I show speed Yep. Yeah, his
dick fell out of his pants, right, dick fell out of his pants
on live stream. He sounded really excited. I don't know. I don't
know how he keeps. I don't know how he keeps. Like he's like
there was firecrackers in his room. He's like there's this ship that I'm like,
what, I understand that he's quote unquote young, but not like when
I was his age. None of that should happened to me. Now,
to be fair, I didn't have millions of people watching me, but I
feel like that would cause me even to act like a little bit more carefully.
You can still Wow, they're not following him, but they like him
screaming and shit. But like, let me just say this, this is
not an accident. That's not an accident in an accident and what is he
sitting with boxers and then he humps the screen come on? Like like if
it was an accident, it was a planned accident that he knew would happen
at some point if he did it. And now he's getting fucking you know,
attention for him. That's that's it. Like it's all these people fucking
do is they do ship for attention? Like I don't. I don't buy
it. I mean, you are right about the attention thing. I just
feel like the reason why I I remember the not the day, but the
era when I switched from boxers to Boxer briefs and my immediate thought was,
why the fuck was I ever for wearing boxers that stupid hole in the front
that has no cover. My penus would fall of it all the time.
Yeah, allefs are in my life. Change your dude. Yeah, better
underwear. Boxes are so fucking stupid. We're all like bro because even Teddy
why is keep your pace secured? But boxers just didn't have that button in
front or anything you like, dick would always fall out. I think I
have not seen Teddy Whitey's in Like I forgot what they looked like quite honestly,
like superior underwear. Though those superior underwear, they're pretty good. They
just need to be not white. That's really the only problem. That was
really the only problem. I feel like Teddy White as you put them on
your gun and shit yourself, I'm like, this is a matter of time
before you see It's why you wear them. I feel like they. I
feel like they they the way they caress your body, it makes it so
easy to sh It just doesn't feel like a real underwear to be like it,
Like I'm thinking about I'm thinking about Teddy White's that I'm thinking about the
cartoon. You call it, that's crazy. I might have another name or
just call them. They're supposed they're called briefs, so like that's when you
get box of briefs, right, So like there's fucking briefs. Like I
actually bought this was years ago. I was like, I forgot what this
feels like because I only wore tidy whities as a really young kids. My
mom just fucking get that. Got that shit. Uh. I bought briefs
in not white, and it's very uncomfortable. I didn't like the how it
rides up in the crotch region where the briefs the boxer part where it's you
know, on your thigh lower. Yeah, it's it's it's it's different.
It doesn't feel comfortable to me at all. So like if you try to
probably feel the same way, it just feels a little weird. If I
like how they feel like they're grabbing me, you know, yeah, oh
so you so you like that? Okay, I feel I thought the snug
feelings. I can't even sug. I can't even conceptualize snug. If you
go to the gyms and you and you, uh, the locker rooms because
old people still wear them. They never switched over, they still wear them,
and old people still sit around naked, which pisses me off. Where
I'm like, I don't care. It's so funny. You go to the
gym, take a shower, there's this one dude, hardest stone showering.
I Am like, Bud, what are you doing? First of all,
you're in cold water right now. You should not be this hard you are.
You're you're a miracle of science. Second of all, why I'm telling
you I'll do that. If I saw that, I probably wouldn't go back
into the locker room. I Luckily I've never seen that. He's like he's
like he's like he's like laying down after the workout, like on the wall,
and his dick is holding him up, and he's just like, god,
damn, that was a good workout. He's like, yo, dude.
I mean some of them bitches, man. Some of the ship that
they're wearing is kind of like it's probably that so some of them know what
they're some of them know what they're doing, Like to the point where the
spandex are so tight, the the what do you call the legs just so
fucking tight where I'm like, I I know I can map out your selling
cell you like everything I can see. It's too I can see too much.
This is you're overdoing it. It's too much. I know exactly what
you're fucking camel toe, like I know everything about you go looking for women
looking for men, but you see we have different different I have no problem
with the men doing that. That's fine, that's that's that's but for the
woman, it's like ill. I actually was. I didn't. I didn't
notice that I usually wear an two excel hoodie when I work out, but
then I wasn't one day and I have these extremely tight fucking workout pants and
I didn't really notice. But they're so tight that you can just completely see
the imprint, like you can, oh, there, there's the head,
there's and I was like, oh shit, Like I actually felt embarrassed that
I didn't notice because I'm so used to it being covered. And I was
walking around with the gym where you're like, oh, you can clearly,
you know, draw my penis, like you relatively know what it looks like.
And I was like, oh, it's that's a problem. I can't
wear this other hoodie. And yeah, I mean it's a big fucking deal,
right, I mean, but it's still if you if you don't want
people to see your ship. Then it gets weird when you want people like
say, like if I, if I was trying to show off, you
know, I would have kind of stroked myself a little bit, got a
license warm, going to sauna. Let it just hang a little more than
then then then starts strutting around. I wasn't ready. I wasn't ready at
all. Alright, so let's walk around with dodos in our Pantslet's see what
happens. That would be so funny, Yeah, just just to like see
what, like what the reaction is? Three? It's like like a fucking
fucking bird flick flail like three flail around it, Like, yo, what
is wrong with you? Dude? That's would the reaction be for that?
Three penises the cops? So let's uh, I don't know, man,
Let's get into some questions. We got a lot of questions. We have
an unusually high number of questions this month, so I feel like we gotta
we gotta get into it with some of these, especially because you know,
these are our paying customers, are our loyal supporters. But before that,
take a we'll be right back after the after these messages, after these messages,
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Yes, yes, scenario. But gold is a heavily valued commodity right now.
It's a heavily value it's a it's a heavily valued commodity in a current
in a world with a system. But that system will fall the fuck apart
the second your dollar me. There's nothing. No one's gonna being the most.
No one's gonna be thinking about gold. Yeah, there's not gonna be
enough to go around, So obviously they're not going to use that as the
commodity like yeah, no, no, it'll be it'll be a recomend like
it was before. It'll be like, oh, gold's worth more, it's
let's let's people have it. Yeah, but it's it's again, it's less.
People with guns are just gonna steal gold. What even even guns and
guns to world for a while, then they're gonna sucking pieces, just shooting
bullets for no reason, and there's no bullets. Bullets become a fucking real
hot commodity as well. I see you trying to take my guns. And
then people start using bow and arrows again because that's just the smarter way to
do things. That's okay. And then swords, it's gonna go back to
bows and arrows and swords. Man, my bucket of your family will be
protected. Buy my bucket of melted gold and you'll be fucking It's just it's
just, it's just piss and glue. It's just this glue. And some
adults so stupid they think there's such a constant like gold could just stay liquified.
You to keeping a liquid gold, liquid glue. All right, let's
uh, let's get into some of these questions. Beato my Meato wrote in
he says, Hello, comes sperm and semens. My question today is rather
simple. What's the most memorable cock block you've ever experienced? For me?
My friends and I were drunk in a dorm with a bunch of girls and
I had never I had with a bunch of girls I had I had never
met, and not much was happening. At some point, I brought up
the idea of writing a screenplay with sparked the interest in almost all the girls
there. But before I could get into it, my other drunk friend said,
no, don't do it. It's gonna be racist. That absolutely killed
the mood and no one recovered from that have a wonderful day. I can't
even fathom why do people Why do people cock block? I just know people
do that. I don't know. Man, Hope you stole called Stunnard your
friend. Man, Yeah, that'll give him a shocker in the middle of
such a dick afterwards, like no, you gotta suck it. Yeah yeah
right now, Yeah, I take it. What you've done is you've you've
you've substituted. It's what you've done, So you have to say you've done.
I'm getting a blow job. Oh you've done is a shirt now it's
you. Yeah, welcome, thank you for that. Welcome to the lions
Den. That was that was the plan, the whole all along. Yeah,
fucking slow game player. I've never really been cock blocked pretty badly.
I've got I've had girls tell like other girls like, oh, he's like
he cheats on their girlfriends like that, and I'm like, that's crazy.
I'm seventeen. I've had like two girlfriends and both of them have dune me.
But I've seen I've seen Jalen get cock block like a vine and it's
crazy. Our friend you were there, that you were there for that.
I remember, I remember seeing it occasionally. I remember, so I won't
name him, but like, there's there's a there's a person that we knew
a long time ago who I watched him just completely getting the way and it
was so egregious and I actually do I genuinely don't think he understood what he
was doing, but Jalen understood the like he understood the ramifications more than the
other guy did, and he was like, what do you why are you
doing this to me? Like I remember, I think he asked him that
question. I think he asked him. He pulled him aside. He's like,
why are you doing like pleading, like why are you doing this to
me? He pulled him aside for real and was like, Yo, dude,
what the fuck? It might be? It might be dude, it
might be like a this this is an old memory. This might be like
mostly fiction. It might be like it might not the way that I remember.
I remember that story directly too. You relate, But for me,
it was one time we were we were in Manhattan, right, we were
all dancing at the club and like like fucking we were all like twenty one.
We just hit the ability to be able to do shit like that.
And some girl was dancing with Jalen and then her like they met the eyes
met across the bar and they started going to some girl came from like she
has a boyfriend. I remember seeing that happen and I was like, that's
real. I was like half talking to another girl that I saw that,
and I was just like, this happened, Well is it? That is?
That? Is that that girl if they were doing the eye contact thing,
she wasn't there to be loyal and her stupid fucking friend for two reasons,
not to really just she's not looking out for her her best interests.
That friend's a bitch. She she wants to ruin that chick's night because she's
mad that she can't find a man and that girl has a man and is
getting dick on the side. I don't know, man, I don't know.
Chris, Chris, No girl that needs to be That's what it is.
I'm sorry to have a boyfriend, all right, you know what friend
that I'll I'll, I guess. I don't know. I feel like it's
that's on a that's on a level where like I almost feel like it's not
as bad you know, I don't think it's as it's nearly as bad.
It isn't as bad as a guy swooping in or some shit or whatever,
like obviously that's you know, it's like sucking a Yeah, if too single,
if two actually single. I'll put it this way, if two actually
single people are trying or like engaging in something and some guy comes in and
fucks it up or some girl comes in and sucks it up for for one
or both of them, that's worse than to me, somebody who's trying to
cheat and then gets you know, fucked over in some way, like even
even if it's for the reasons, even if it's for like insecure reasons,
being a cunt, it's that could be too. It could also be that's
the thing. You don't know. Yeah, we're speculating, but it's close
the story, I believe fair. Just all of those like they have all
of those fucking schemes, do it at clubs and shit like, Yeah,
it's it's a lot of it's so I'm like, it wouldn't surprise me if
it was some shit like, oh I don't like this guy, so I'm
gonna tell whatever him to fuck off on my on my on my own behalf,
even though the chick probably would have been It's almost like it kind of
reminds me of in this kind of different scenario, but the same vibe,
where there'd be a girl you'd be like kind of interested in, but you're
not sure what your boys would think, so you kind of like blow her
off because like, you know, you're like even though like but if you're
by yourself, you totally would have been into her. And shit, kind
of like a this is the this vibe thing that it's stupid social pressure and
shit, it is really dumb that it's like, that's a really frustrating things.
Yeah, that is something that I would fucking give any advice to some
young ass fucking people going through that shit in school. Be like, who
gives a fuck At the end of the day, what does it matter?
Like you're probably all your friends is gonna be dead in a few years anyway,
so to go after what you gotta do what they know. I have
an interesting story. I don't know if I told this on the podcast before,
tell me if it sounds familiar, but uh, technically I got cock
blocked by the band p O D sold that story Okay, so you remember
that one. Okay, I don't really the only you don't remember well asking
the question, so it's relevant to the topic, right right, okay,
right as well, because I don't know, I don't remember. Yeah,
So this was just a little bit outside of high school. While I was
in high school, I broke with this girl, you know, because we're
getting up in the middle of the night to like hang out and shit,
and I'm like, yo, I'm gonna fuck up this bitch just like college
career and shit, She's gonna, like, you know, not do well.
So I just was like, Na, this is dumb. I'm fucking
I'll be a deviant. You focus on school. But she got all mad,
but we reconnected the next year, you know, start hooking up.
But then she went D show. She went to a po D show and
it was like the result of some other Christian bands that were involved, and
she said it was like life changing. Do you remember that? Shits?
Actually, she didn't want to smash anymore because she saw fucking Pod and I'm
like, bro, I used to really like Pod and now I swear I'm
a little salty still. I'm like this fucking guys like they deprived me of
pussy, which is like crazy things big of a deal. It's not a
big deal at all. It's not it's it's it's not even remote principle.
It's not a scenario. Is so silly to me? Wait what you gotta
make me a getting some pull? I hate you the rest of my life,
bro, I hate you. I still dude. I still resent girls
that I came over to their houses to chow. We didn't do anything.
I still resent them. Was so crazy. I love you like I'd even
bring me over. It can't be years beyond it and still resent it.
That's not Those are two contradicting things. No no, no, no no
no, you say you know I said, I understand it was years beyond
it, but I still hate it, Like why would why did you waste
my time? Like if you'm a young teenage boy, let me go have
fun instead you're doing this to me. It is it is perplexing. I
mean I even I even uh this was probably like two thousand, twenty seventeen,
twenty eighteen or something. There's some like some girls that I couldn't figure
out. And it was like one of those oh I'm hanging out there and
she's like poker face. So I'm like, is this what? What the
fuck is this? I don't understand what's happening. I had a date like
that, Like I had a date like that, like somewhat recently, like
in the last like two years. I had a date yea that I went
on and she seemed like really excited to like you know, meet up or
whatever, and like I we went to this like restaurant or this bar and
like Manhattan, and I remember just meeting up and then she just didn't say
anything like I was supposed to like carry the conversation entirely, like and every
time I would suggest something, it would she would say something else and then
I would continue and then she would It was like one word responses or like
one sentence responses to what I was saying. So I had to constantly like
change the subject like like like like an insane amount it like two Like I
did not have enough subjects, like straight up, And at a certain point,
I was like I don't know what to say to this person. And
what baffled me too about that was like we spent like basically like like the
whole night together talking like me trying to speak Yeah, and after we went,
after we got dinner, I was like, let's go to let's go
get pizza, because like we needed. I was looking for things that we
could do that would make it harder for us to speak, you know what
I mean, So like like, oh, we're eating right now, We're
not going to be talking the whole time. And then I got a message
next day it's like, hey, that was really fun, you want to
do it again? I was like, what what does that mean? It
was so stressful. Never never had those problems, bro, never have those
problems. That was the only bad date I've ever been. That was the
that was sincerely the only date I've ever had that was even remotely like that.
Christ never that that should happen. I'm hanging out with a girl.
As soon as the moment, when would I feel like you're not vibing me,
I'm out of there, I'm leaving your parmes. You don't even say
that power walk away, get struck by lightning. Fuck you, I'm too
I'm too nice. I can't I can't do that. I can't do that.
To be able to I don't like silly. I would like to be
able to do that, but I can't do it. Yeah, I'm silly,
dude. That's not even being too nicely. That's somebody wasted your time.
So just like leave. Yeah, but I was. I was in
the city for that reason. So like I would have just had to like
home, go back up state. No, that's like a forty dollars fucking
thing. I'm like, I'm not gonna go back up with and get nothing.
First of all, I wanted to see like if you know, if
I could turn it into you know, something some but like but like it
just did at the end of it, it just like it wasn't even it
wasn't even where Like I was just like I do want to go. You
wouldn't believe how many bad dates I've just left. I'm like, wow,
no, not many. But I've definitely realized I'm not getting Vagina and I've
made Susan left. I've never had a bad I've just never had a bad
well, I've just I've never had a bad day. I've had that.
That was the only day I had, the only bad day I've ever done
in my life. It happened, and it happened when I was like old
dude, it's crazy, I've done it. Before the date's not gone where
I wanted to go. I hit I hit Elliott, Jalen, Chris,
Joe, call minutes. Hold on, you're right now that you're saying this,
I have I have employed that before, like I have been like,
yo, call me and because that's usually what you hear women do. Yeah,
I've done that to me. You've done that to me, Chris,
to you, Chris, I swear on my literally I've asked you. Yeah,
yeah, yeah I did. I remember that specifically. I was yeah,
yeah, okay, yeah it was and I was like, yeah,
I got you, Like, yeah, I got you. I mean,
you did it really horribly. Thank god I would I would. I was
thinking I was, I would put it on speaker phone and thank god I
didn't. Thank God I didn't, because you would not have sold it well.
But it did work. It got me out of because I was like,
Yo, I'm in a really awkward I'm gonna like, I'm not gonna
explain. I'm in like I'm in an apartment that I really should I really
would like to get out of, but I don't have a good excuse to
leave because I just got here. Call me very soon and tell me that,
like I think I told told me, told you to tell me that,
like, uh, something in the apartment. It was. It was
like, yeah, something like some appliance that we had was like flooding or
something in the apartment and I had to come and help fix it. And
I was like, all right, well, I gotta I gotta go home.
My house is flooding. I don't want to deal with that. Uh.
And it worked. It's good. It was a good It was.
It was good. But I mean, that's that's weird to me because the
only way I've never done, no, I've never had, the only thing,
the only closest thing I've ever done was a tender. When tender was
fairly like popping twenty thirteen, something like that. Twenty fourteen, there was
a woman that clearly lied about her age. She was like a lot older
than she was in her picture, and so when I showed up, I
was like, what the fuck is this bro? That's the safer one?
No, no, no, no, she she was like much older.
And I was like, what the fuck is this bullshit? Like she's this
chick is not like she's gotta be aged? Was she aged past nine?
At least? She was? She was she was looking. She wasn't even
done up. That was like the most egregious thing because I think she just
wanted, like, oh, actually come over and smash type of deal,
because she was not even like, oh, let me get dulled up or
nothing like that, Like I got to impress this nigga. No, So
I show up and I'm like what, I was like, are you fucking
for real? And so I'm disappointed. So I tell her my phone's in
my pocket. I tell her, oh, my bad, I left my
phone in my car. I was gonna go grab it, and I just
took off, just fucking took off, never came back. Yeah, because
that's just crazy. Agree, I wish I was being Tinder because I would
have definitely been mom hunting on Tinder of the time after I was a cool
man, especially sancifically, I don't even care. I probably would have been
mad, even if like it's the idea of just don't bullshit me, like
what the hell? Like what if it was fine, If it was a
fine moment, if she was fine, I'm sure I would have powered through,
like and then I would have been just annoyed later when I left,
like this dumb bitch. But I probably still would have did it, but
the fact that, like this lazy, fucking and trapped broad I never had
a chance. There's never never had, never had to do my I never
had to do my mom days. Man, never gonna do that. I'm
so jealous of everybody. There's a lot, man, there's a lot of
things you like, I'm thinking about that kind of thing, like oh the
check little check marks things, and I'm like, oh, I didn't do
that, to do that, didn't do that, And I was like,
it's like, you're never gonna do And the only reason why that happens,
though, is because you're just living life. You're not thinking about it now,
Like some day I'm gonna settle down, let me fucking do all the
dumb shit, and then you just you don't think about it. You also
can't tell when you're gonna fucking fall in love and like that. You don't
know it's gonna happen one day and I'll be like, well, damn,
I'm doing this. Yeah, I definitely I told myself for sure. I'm
like I am not I'm not interested in anymore. Like I'm just gonna fix
myself. I don't give a fuck about long distance shit anymore. I always
kept my options open, right, I always kept my options open, and
then all of sudden, this dumb shit happened again, and I'm like,
what the what the fuck? Man? And I tell you every time,
and I tell this to people. I know, it's a running joke that
like, this is this is my thing, this is my preference, and
I'm like, I swear on everything. I've never pushed the issue when it
came to this ship. I usually like, oh, let me go on
a dating website. Let me go on. I tried a website called the
app called Bumble, where supposedly it's supposed to be a better experience or some
shit, and then uh, it's still same fucking problems. Is local?
I don't know, man, I don't know what was up with CALLI the
local. I just have horrible luck with local bitches. Men. Like even
when it was like, oh, we're so compatible, were so like,
oh fucking you're a huge fan of the Simpsons, you're into this and your
sNaN shit, and then some dummy fucking bullshit would just like happen. I'm
like, brouh. And then all of a sudden, dating apps are horrible.
I'm really glad. I'm really glad. I never like I never even
I've never used them actually, like it makes I made profiles on them out
of curiosity, just just purely just to see, like I wonder, just
curious to see if I could, I would get nipples. And that was
it. Like I wouldn't talk to people I don't know, man, but
I mean I thought they were fine. Oh yeah, go sorry, Well
I was gonna say, like I've I can't recall a single time where I've
ever had you've been I think, so yeah, it's not really my friends
and I we all, we all understood the message. We didn't have any
like friends on the spectrum that would or or god forbid a guy. One
guy tried, one guy tried. I was visiting. I was in Arizona
visiting, and and and a guy like this hot blunt dude. I want
to guys, people go to Arizona if you want to get some women,
if you're having trouble. I don't know what the hell is going on with
there, but like the hottest I was like the most bummish bro. I
went to a bar wearing a brown Jimi Hendrix hoodie that had holes in it.
It was falling apart and like the most beautiful chicken that bar like.
I pulled her and there was a pretty decent looking guy that was lacks trying
to cock block me. Was my friend's friend, but since he was like
some fucking fuck boy, she wasn't interested and so he got shut down.
He was pissed off. That was the closest where he tried to cock block
me. But she was like, they're into like, I don't know.
I do think they're into like bums, dude, Because I my dating experience
when I was in Arizona when I lived there at the time, I would
visit, it was like it was way better than any place I lived.
It was weird. It was fucking really weird. So I'm just saying anybody
was weird, Yeah, weird, right, California suck, though. Dating
New Yorker is is horrible, working Kelly terrible, terrible women. But city
girls, New York City girls are horrible. New York City girls are like,
like really really really worse than Hollywood bitch as you think disagree, they're
up there with good La girls. New York City girls are terrible. Chris
and City girls, the ones that talk like our aunts what. They don't
talk like you. They don't talk like my aunts. I don't know what
you're talking about. They talk like my fucking aunts broke every other word.
Well, here's what I think this is going. I think I think I
think you're saying that. I think you're saying that because your experience with those
people's specifically when you were when you were young and an idiot, and so
you were also attracting young idiots as opposed to being an adult now where you're
not, although you are still incredibly stupid, it's a different situation. I
mean, hey, bro, yeah, but I'm thriving somehow, which is
also doesn't make sense. I'm I'm I'm not. I'm a conundrum of a
human. But I don't know. I think if all jokes aside, I
think everywhere it's kind of the same. I just think that you have to
deal with like different kinds of just you know, Like I feel like Californians
are the problem with Californians are they're just I don't think I think genuinely,
people from California you don't understand other people exist. Like I think they're able
to inking mean to others in a way that I've never been able. I've
never seen before because they just I just don't think they take the moment to
be like, oh, that don't convenience somebody. Yeah, you know what,
I just want to say, it's real quick to just just to pigback
on what you were saying about Callie. Yesterday, I was at the gym
and I made that I came to conclude that this girl must be from Callie
just because she was working out like right next to me, and when she
was done, she took out this giant spray bottle and just and then fuck
pieced out and like, I have bad allergies. So I was like,
what the And I was like this California she's from she moved here, She's
from California. Because that's the type of shit that that's like the type of
shit. I just don't think they understand it, and you mean to other
people. That's why I think it is. I don't think that they're selfish.
I just don't think they I don't think they understand that like, outside
of me, there's other beings that deserve respect as well too. I think
it is and I think for for people from New York, I thing if
you wrot from New York are very they just they're a little too self centered
for me. From the girls i've met, they're very, very, very
very self absorbed. Tim's New York fitted I'm cool, dude. Let's trust
me. Those girls are the worst, bro, trust me, you know,
man, Tim, Tim's is it given? That's like cheetah print tattoo,
where like, no, man, you gotta stay away from print tattoo.
But all right, I want to get through. I want to get
through some more of these spent, just do it. So let's okay,
So Little nig Planet wrote, and he says, hey, guys, I've
returned with another question. Which option is worse? Or which is worse?
Expressing ideas that are actively harming others because you believe them to be true or
because of drifting and making a profit. Both feel especially relevant in our current
situation. I'm curious to hear your thoughts have a good one. Drifting is
worse because the it's it's almost like you, it's hard to be completely mad
at ignorant motherfuckers that don't think about theocracy, man, like how horrible religion
has been for society, and it's it's hard to be so angry at these
people because some people are so genuinely just decent, but some of their beliefs
are so fucking wild towards it. They're incredible, they're kind souls, but
they're also incredibly bigoted because of the you know, and it's like, fuck,
it's like a real, for real they're not bad, they're actually good
people. I think of what's that guy's name, the demon looking guy,
Kenneth Copeland is at it. Have you seen that fucking he's literally a demon
and he's he's a demon in human skin. Even his hair croll is a
little bit up like horns. It doesn't even make any sense. I think
Kenneth Copelan's the right name, and that guy clearly he doesn't believe what he
he's like, that is Will personified versus you know, even the fucking the
Muslim that blows himself up and ship were I'm more mad at like a person
that's grifting telling him to do it than the person that's actually like you know
what I'm saying. I think grift thing, you understand it's not true,
and you're feeding imasinformation of people that would believe it's because of the fact that
they're they're believable. There you're actively you're actively poisoning people's minds further than they
already would be for profit while understanding that it's wrong, evil enough to do
it. Man, I just wanted, I just I was even enough to
do it. It would which I think the thing that does suck about the
world is that it would benefit you. It would benefit you greatly to be
that evil. Like that is a really sad reality about the world is that
it it it It really does pay incredible dividends to be just the worst,
and the opposite is pretty much never true. Like there's no like, yeah,
being a good being a good person is beneficial. It's beneficial to you.
It's it's beneficial to you in the sentiment like it's beneficial to you in
the sense that you can sleep well at night, like you know, you're
you're comfortable with yourself. But it doesn't your part doesn't help you swing being
no being being being, being a good person is beneficial, but being a
shitty person is more beneficial. That's what we're talking about. That's literally like
being a person that's willing to help other people to tell the truth that do
think that's still beneficial well, I mean, you know, you know,
it's it's it's it is. It's beneficial, it's it is beneficial to you
and almost exclusively to you. Like it feels like it's a very very very
self contained system where it's like you act good to people, you are good
to be people, and therefore you feel good because of that, and you
sleep well because of that. You're you know, your your general I don't
know, demeanor is positive, like it's not. It doesn't. It doesn't
spill out into any negativity as opposed to like, but you're not. But
you're not going to succeed very much like you're not going to You're never going
to have like you're you're not going to be Jeff Bezos unless you're evil,
you know what I mean, Yeah, you're not. You're not going to
reach the upper ups without being a bad person. Yes, I agree,
being your bible comfortable life if you're like a good person, I love a
comfortable life. I don't bother anybody people, I have people. I care
about that. But even then you have to worry about, as as a
good person, the fact that there are bad people around you. So like
that's the good, that's the that's games theory. Actually it's ultimate dilemma right
there. It's like, yeah, so I don't want to be bad,
but other people are bad. Some I'm gonna be bad in preparation for the
bad people do bad just I think most people. I think most people are
bad because other people are bad on the way, and I think so.
I think I think so too. I think a lot of it is self
defense. Is self defense sincerely. I think it's like I think it's like,
well, I'm going to I'm going to even just in the in the
in the in a framework of like put I'll put it this way. I've
had situations where I have opened up to people, like people that I trust
very or people that I like, you know, have a have a connection
with, and I've opened I confided certain things in them, and then at
some point they like flip it on me where it's like, oh, well,
now I'm going to tell other people this this this private stuff that you've
confided in me, and it's like, well, that's pretty fucked up.
If I was a bad person, I would have just lied or never told
you any of this stuff, and I would have been and I would have
been right to do that, which is crazy. No, but like I
mean, like it's it's just, uh, it is. It is unfortunate
that it just it really is just incredibly beneficial to just be a scumbag.
It does generally like kind of come back and like, but there are and
I'll say this, I do generally believe that it always comes around. But
I do think that there's a chance that the time it takes for it to
come around can be so long that the people just outlive it. It's like
that Jimmy Savile guy. Do you know that guy from fucking uh from Britain
from like the sixties or seventies or whatever. He was like big, yeah,
everybody love whatever. Yeah, they put statues up of him and he
was like super successful and then he died and then after he died, everything
came out of him. So his legacy's ruined. But he didn't experience any
of that, Like he like, he lived a fucking you know, a
life that he loved and at that point it don't matter. At that point,
it doesn't matter. Yeah, I feel like karma only exist if you
believe in it. Like say, when when people subconsciously put get themselves in
the negative situations because they feel guilty for what they've done. But if you
don't feel guilty at all, like you're gonna be fine, like all the
evil, hateful, crazy long lives because they're fueled by the for the love
of hate and breed. I think you're totally right because a lot of that
stuff, a lot of a lot of that stuff is like ultimately like self
sabotage stuff, where it's like, I feel guilty about this thing, and
so I'm gonna act in ways like I feel like I should get caught.
So I'm gonna I'm gonna do like these sets. But if you're if you're
not thinking that, dude, you're fucking clear for treatment. When I worked
at Duncan Donuts, my manager was such a bitch to me. She would
talk down to me, she would yell at me. She'd ask me to
stay late when I know I couldn't have had school. She was too yell
at me. How I didn't do shit right? Bro. When I quit
that job, I physically felt sick because when I quit, I left the
new person and I was like, I'm not doing this and I can't talk
about this. I was like nineteen. I quit and literally I went to
hang out with my friends who were smoking, and I physically felt ill,
like my body was like that was the last. That was the most human
reactor I've had in my life. And it felt disgusting. It felt like,
oh, I'm so weak that this person mistreating me. Still I want
to help this other human I was there. I left that new bitch.
Oh she was our second day. I left her on the job by herself.
Walk the fuck out. When I spoke to my friends, it was
one of the most fun things I ever did in my life. But this
shit like that where I'm like, that's such a human weakness, where you're
like, you do something like even now when I do something bad, like
when I do something, I don't feel like I did right, I still
feel gross about it, and I'm like, damn, bro, that is
just stupid ass empathy. This is a weak feeling. But I have so
much of it. Yeah, because, yeah, I just I wish I
didn't. I wish I was fucking I had a compound with skate parks and
shit, you know what I mean. I just can't. I can't do
it. All right, Let's say I would never grift. I would never
grift. That joke about it, but I couldn't do it. I can
do it. If we could have done it, we would have done it
already. You know. It's it's I can't be someone that tells people like
I, I can't go up against science and be like this is a there's
science that this thing can kill you. And then I am my face,
knowing that people are watching me, be like that's not true, and they
believe me and they die because I would get one letter of the person dying
from some ship that I said that was stupid and that ship would destroy me.
That would ruin me. I don't have to get fan fans. This
kind of goes this kind of goes into this this question to commander and Queifro
and he says, how to eat from YouTuber scamming their fans or trying to
have sex with miners to normal people. Just unloading on anyone in the service
industry. Why do you think that as soon as anyone has the smallest bit
of power they immediately use it in the worst way possible? And how do
you think you've avoided it in your own lives? And given the podcast Growing
Success, Power Corrupt, I think that it just really comes down to because
we kind of live in bubbles. Uh, and we forget how many people
like, say, for example, YouTube, It's it's kind of staggering astonishing
when I think about how many people have careers of via YouTube or something.
It's a lot of fucking people. I feel like most of them, we
never hear about them. Most of them are fine, they're just doing their
thing. But then we hear about those small amounts of pieces of shit that
happened to you know, get some notoriety or get some fame, whatever,
influence, what the fuck you want to call it. And I feel like
we and then plenty of other people, we're pretty normal for the most part,
So even though like we've gained an audience, we're just fucking people.
Like we're just normal. We're just Raylan fucking people for the most part.
So but then there's the other person that you know, probably works an office
job, thinks about diddling kids, but doesn't have an opportunity, happens to
get fucking popular on YouTube somehow, and now it's like, oh sweet,
I have access to kids now, you know, Like, so since we
like fucking adults with like you know, big boobies and and butts and stuff
like that, shit just don't happen, Like, but like that shit,
I've never understand that, dude. I'm like, I see big boobies in
my eyes pop out of my head, and I'm just like, I see
big booty and I don't want to fucking dumb bitch that hasn't, like,
get the fuck out of here. What the fuck isn't this the fucking dummies?
How the fuck is that? Even I don't know, I'm not gonna
be there. Well, that's a whole Their braids are fucked like, they're
just they're just wrong. They're just wrong on every fucking on every fucking level.
But I don't know, man, I feel like I feel like the
second I do think any amount of power is immediately destabilizing, especially because I
don't think people are necessarily designed. Maybe the design is the right word,
isn't the right word, but like, I don't think people are necessarily meant
to grapple with that much control over. Like, I don't think our brains
are really I think certain people are, but they're not the vast major I
don't think so. I don't think that's true. I think some people are
built to be leaders. I think some people are built to be leaders.
I don't agree. You know what I think it is. I think there
are certain people who are sociopaths. And though I think that's what, I
don't think it's I don't think it's necessarily that, like some people's brains can
handle that. I think it's just some people's brains don't give a shit,
and it's usually brains that are not all that moment. I don't know,
man, because we even even think of trying, man, I think of
tries before we got into but there there was still there were still things broken
down. No, no, no, you're right right, you're not you're
understanding. I think people can conceptualize leading a community. I just don't think
people conceptual can conceptualize realistically leading thousands of people. I don't think that.
I don't think that was built into our brains that. I don't think I
don't think our brains are meant for that. And so when we do something,
I think when we get praise, right, like when I put out
of video and it gets like five hundred thousand views and like fucking like,
I don't know, however many fucking likes and comments and like thousands and thousands
and thousands of people are like praising it or whatever, or praising me.
That's weird. The brain is not meant to receive that amount of praise.
It's also not meant to receive that amount of criticism either, Like I can't
imagine that a caveman receives even a fraction of like the feedback that an average
you know that we do, you know, as as even just as even
as low tear, as far as like fame goes content creators, like we
are on the lower end. But I remember specifically feeling, like I'll put
it this way, I remember feeling one time I went outside and I was
outside and I was walking around and I didn't get recognized, and I remember
thinking, ah, that's a bummer. And I remember thinking like, whoa,
why what is that? That's so weird. That shouldn't be like because
it was almost like it was like a measure of success right where it's like,
oh, I'm going out, I'm getting recognized, and a second I
don't. It's like, oh am I failing, Like what's going on?
It's fucking weird. It's interesting. Yeah, And that And that's, by
the way, at my level, I can't even imagine somebody at like fucking
like you know, beauty pies level or fucking you know somebody who's like way
way bigger. And I noticed that, and I was able to kind of
like nip that shit in the bud where it's like, I don't like the
way that my brain's making making sense of all this. But I don't think
a lot of people have that self awareness. I think maybe some people do.
I think I think we're I think we're capable of more than we think.
But I think at the same time, we need to get ourselves in
a place where that's fine because because I think mental I think mentally we're capable
of so much more than we let ourselves we we think we are. I
think we're Do you think that we can levitate? Do you are you one
of those people? No? Not that, but like being able to departmentalize
like lots of trauma that happens to us, being able to understand our our
emotions properly. That should as impressive things that we are capable of doing.
We just aren't geared towards doing it. We're not geared towards that we're capable
of doing it. Where's not geared towards doing it? And I think I
think the things I understanding large quantities of numbers is I think that's a little
bit different. Yeah, I think I think that's true, but I think
there needs to there's it shouldn't be like, you know, it shouldn't be
all in one person's hands. I think obviously as communities grow and as people
grows, things need to grow along with it to help people departmentalize what's going
on well, or like they're being like a one person, like a one
person leading a nation of seven million is in sing you know, it shouldn't
be one person doing that. There needs to be delegations pro branched out.
But we have we're supposed to have. But even just the nation as one
person that hasn't have of control. There shouldn't be one soul being with control.
But that's that's kind of beyond the question. Like I guess, like
it's more about the fact that like, hey man, this is uh,
this is weird, you know, like it's it's weird to exist in a
place where you understand that hundreds of thousands, potentially millions cumulatively cumulatively have an
opinion about you or have praised or deeply criticized you. I don't. I
don't think people are I don't think people's brains are meant for that. And
I think it's very very easy for people to either fall deep into that system
where they're like, well, I'm look at all these people praising me.
I can't do anything wrong, Like let me fucking yeah, big deal.
So what I'm you know, talking to this fucking minor or whatever, you
know what I mean, Like, that's that's how that shit happen. That's
how that shit happens, because like they're in their heads, they're like,
I'm a fucking I'm so cool, like millions of people love me. You
know, this can't be wrong, Like how could it be wrong if I'm
doing it. I think people think that way, like sincerely, which is
crazy. I mean those types of I mean, yeah, those are the
people that the narcissistic, the people that are really into vanity and all this
stuff that they think weight too highly of themselves because yeah, like you you
had that moment, that very small moment where you said he nipped in the
bud where you kind of caught yourself like, oh shit, I kind of
stepping into that thing where I'm expecting a certain level of myself. Uh,
you kind of were almost joining a club of like I guess like a like
I I am an important person kind of a thing. Yeah. Yeah,
And uh and I feel like there's people that they relish in that ship that
is that is that is what they want, that is what they've always wanted.
Yeah, I mean, and and like I to me, I I
can't I don't know what that feels like. And yeah, I'm I'm just
I being I'm just glad that I'm not one of those people because on the
outside looking in, it's it's it's it is fucking bizarre. Well that's that's
how I noticed it immediately. It was like I didn't feel good about it,
you know what I mean. I'm sure there are people who feel great
about it, right they're like, oh yeah, or like it's like a
motivation factor right where it's like, oh fuck, I didn't get reckoned.
I say, I gotta go do something crazy, and then like and then
it's trending and then like and then it's you know, it's it feeds into
it where it's supposed to be. Where I was like, I didn't get
no, I didn't get recognized, and I was like, Oh, that
sucks. And then I was like, oh wait, no, why why
Why am I bummed out by that? Mean? I wouldn't mind it.
I just have my own problems. I have my own body dys morphia where
I dread getting recognized because I'm like, oh, I look like shit,
I'm in like the almost the worst shape, and so I'm like, usually
times where I feel comfortable, I can let my guard down and not and
then all of a sudden, I just happen to be in a Starbucks or
something and it's like age and I'm like, fuck, it's right up the
street from my house, Like I don't want to go here anymore. I'm
just like, this is stupid. I love getting recognized. I think it's
funny, but also I'd rather just be left alone in generalize of being,
Hell yeah, I still like, I still like being I still it's it's
a nice feeling to other people like care or like yeah, yeah, it's
flatter. It's like, don't get wrong, I'm not I'm not disappointed when
it doesn't happen. Now. It was like such a crazy like that,
like I meet up that was fucking a dope experience. I ever, dude,
yeah. Yeah, to me, that's more of my realm of of
like say real quick, well goodbye. Because being a musician, there's a
thing where I didn't like people recognizing me in normal place. I didn't mind
it, but also I didn't prefer it. But when you're fucking at the
venue at the that's the place to do it. That's the place where you're
actually congregating with people who consume your content. And so that's perfect. Like
having some sort of meet up or doing a show or anything that's that's like,
that's my bread and butter. I love that shit. Yeah, because
you're prepared for it mentally, or at least let's move on Hucker Derrick Road
and he goes, hey there, uh Chris against a tribe called swing and
bring me the derision. Nice nice one, really pretty good. A little
bit of a stretch, but like you know, you've made it work.
If you could build your own Taco Bell KFC style restaurant with two what two
restaurants would you combine together? Personally, I combined Subway and Band to Express
just because oh bro, was that gonna be your seat? No? No,
I'm just saying this the two most generically, it be like it like
raising Kanes and like, you know, raising Kanes is white people chicken bro
it is, how are you gonna have fucking Gusses and then but have Raising
and then want to have raising Kanes. I have Gusses, but Gusses isn't
one of those stores. Though I know you're right, it's not like a
chamber whatever. Is the fact that you you're fucking with raising Kanes as if
to me? And raising Kanes is for old white people. There's no flavor.
It's not KFC, honestly, like there's not enough spices in that ship.
Have you had KFC recently? Kifs he's horrible? No, but I
but I remember having KFC, and I remember being like, it's at least
better than I was young, so bad. When I was young, kIPS
he was very good, was very good. He's basically rely on their sauce.
Dude. Raising Kanes is like if you don't because I'm a look at
man, I almost I almost start. I wish I would have done it.
I probably would have knowwn up. But now I was gonna start a
channel called tender Quest and twin sixteen, and I was just gonna go all
around everywhere eating everybody's chicken fingers and ship and the other tenders. Dude,
I and I didn't do it, and I was like, it probably would
have blew up if I would have started all them years ago. Anyway,
Uh so, long story short, I wanted to make a fucking emphasize on
step your game up with your batter, like stop relying on your fucking sauce.
And I feel like raising Kame's one of those places where I'm like,
it's it's passable, it's not gross, but that god damn, that is
underwhelming for that fucking line too. The line that is, I'm like,
Nigga. They make it act like there's a go to Louisiana's Chicken in LA
and South LA. Go to Louisiana's chicken. There's no lines and it's the
best flavor you'll ever hadn't in a chicken. And that's how I'm supposed to
be. You know, if there was ever a line there, I'd probably
school shoot shit, you know I would. I would go crazy, dude,
I really, I really sorry, what are your what are your fucking
I went off on my tangent. Fine, it'd be like that. Sorry,
I'm really passionate boy, what else do I would? What else did
I put with it? I don't like Taco Bell that much. I'm a
Taco Bell Actually, I'm more of a del Taco guy. Now, I
kind of I kind of crossed over. Really. I think both of the
places are discussed in their chicken. Dude, They've got fucking good grilled chicken.
It's actually really good, surprisingly good. Is this right? I never
people get Taco Bell when they can just get like literally likes Taco Bell and
I'm like, honey, we can just go to our souves get bomb ass
burritos and tacosos. Bro. It's it's different. It's it's different. It
is different. It's different, that's all it is, because because like I
say, I wanted to get I almost went to Robertos today when I was
getting my car done. It's right, there's a Taco Bell and there's Robertos.
But I was like, no, I just want I want fucking this
fast, like different flat. I don't want. I didn't want authentic Mexican
food. It's a different thing. It's like my friend, they're they're from
Obra Goon, Sonora. They're from fucking Mexico. Right, And the Dad's
like has Mexican fentic Mexican food every day of his house. It's bomb.
But then he's like, yo, son, Gordy, let's go to fucking
Taco Bell. You know, like this this dark ass fucking just supreme bean
is like Taco Bell is the best. He loves it. So it's just
a different it's a different it's a different thing. It doesn't it doesn't serve
the same purpose. It's it's kind of like how I really like, fucking
dude, the the Pizza Hut stuffed crust, just the stuffed crust, Like
just that part of that pizza is so fucking delicious. It's it's crack,
but it's nothing like real pizza. Yeah, And it's when I'm in the
mood for like a stuffed crust from Pizza Hut, I am not in the
mood for pizza. I'm in the mood for that stuff crust from Pizza Hut
or like those kind of oven pizzas where like the tostinos or whatever where you'd
put him in like the you just slide him in the toast revenue. It's
like it's good even if it's this is not substituting real pizza, but it's
hitting right now for whatever reason. I totally that is a great analogy.
That is exactly because I never literally for the same thing, uh uh for
pizza hut where it's like if I want pizza, it's it's not about it's
just I have a craving for pizza, not pizza. I totally feel that.
It's so funny. Yeah it's it's yeah, it's it's completely different when
I want pizza. When I want pizza, I I I, well,
I found I finally found a place that I like out here, took whatever
I found prime, Prime is prime. Yeah, it's it's literally that it
was like finally something. It's it's still not completely right, but it's it's
definitely close enough where I'm like, yep, okay, fine, finally and
I can I can order it and it gets here and it's I don't have
to don't really. It doesn't taste like your pizza. It just tastes like
good food for me. Well to me, it's really good. It's it's
still pezzle. It gets the pizza spot for me. But well, I
was just gonna say, I don't like they use the small pepperonies. I've
I've never been. I've never Are they the ones that like kind of curl
up a little bit? Yeah, I mean it's good, but it's not
it's not pizza Pepperoni. That's that's like a pepperoni. I don't know.
I'm not into it. Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah,
that's it. I want you guys to try Roccos when you come out to
Vegas next time, because I want to want your guys opinion. Yeah,
on like, because it's supposed to be, like I would love it tastes
good to me, but I'm like, how does how does the New Yorker
think of this New York style pizza taste? That's that's the real test.
There's a comparable to New York pizza. Man, it's really good. There
is an Italian Italian guy he owns a pizzeria out here right down the street
from my house. Fucking thick ass accent but like northern Italian because he's like
white. But like it's called Delicia's just delicious. I guess in the Italian
I'm assuming and it's fucking ridiculous. Like I was actually really surprised. The
sauce and the cheese look the best. Shit I've ever had like this guy
for recipe, I would love I wish I had. I wish I could
have Italian pizza. I love it. Yeah, I love the idea,
like just looking at it, like I just have never had it, but
you've had Grimaldi's Grmaldi just close to it. Yeah, yeah, I guess
so, Yeah, I did like it. It did like Grimaldi's. I'm
not gonna go to fucking El Sagundo though for pizza it's fucking yeah. They
closed one of Manhattan Beach, so now you gotta go even further. Just
crazy. Yeah, no way, thanks so for my my thing. I
was gonna do Dunkin Donuts and Chipotle. Interesting, I'm bad because I feel
like that's uh, you know, you get your coffee, you get a
burrito. I feel like it's not bad. Yeah for me, like raising
Kings to Starbucks probably, yeah, that's so crazy, god whatever, I
mean. I like something mangold Popeyes do Popeyees is, uh do agree?
Sometimes it is? Sometimes it is, but like usually I'm uh, you
got you gotta catch them, you gotta catch them at the right time.
But anyway, I do like the idea of Popeyes just because it's a pretty
if you use their app, it's actually worth it, because if you try
to order of Popeyes on its own, it's like a thousand dollars, But
use like the deals on their apps. I'm one of those guys now that
I fuck with apps. I used to never give a shit about that.
They'd always ask, why don't you die a little thea app? And I'm
like, why don't you suck my dick? I don't care? But now
I see the value in them. There's actually like tremendous value in using the
apps. So I just hate to admit it though. Yeah, So I'm
like I never used to do it, but now I'm all in because I'm
like, all right, I'm trying to I think I'm getting older. That's
what it is, like, I understand I value a value. Or before
I had reckless of my fucking money, I give a fuck. Yeah,
I'm gett a fucking ten piece and spend like twenty five dollars when it could
have been like twelve bucks or something. It's like a dumb shit like that.
Anyway, Taco Bell, I'd probably have to do well. Taco Bell
has already kind of taken up, so I would do Dell talk go in
McDonald's because I love McDonald's fries. That's that like, there's something about their
fries that that's really the only thing that I can about. Their fries are
so made now because I've had so many others, but I think Kane's definitely
has better fries than McDonald's. You are, that's the one thing that they
have. I swear their frieslus hold On Texas Texas toast is amazing, but
their fries is literally any oven fries you can buy at the store. They're
really good. They really have nothing. They're maybe different. I would do
Shake sh Shake Shock and Dunk and then Starbucks that'd be litter. I like
their chicken bites, those spicy chicken things. There's no shake shack around me.
I would love to go. I'd love to go. There's probably one
California. Okay, yeah, that's probably one of the strip but I got
a flann or. They're in the fucking airport. I'm gonna go in an
airport. Should go to the go to the airport to get did you know?
I don't know if this is real. So my hometown is very fucking
small, Lahabra, and I was looking up for whatever reason. I'm like,
did anybody finally make a low spoils forrmonos? Because of how famous it
got? And supposedly there's one in my hometown, and I don't believe it,
even though there's a bunch of reviews and everything and pictures of chicken.
I was like, this, this is probably like some drug thing where people
are just gonna I don't know. It doesn't make any sense to me why
it would be there in my hometown. Like, this can't be real.
I don't know if this is real. But I was gonna go when I
come up to uh, come down to Cali when a couple of weeks,
I'm gonna go to my hometown to just to be like, is this real?
And I guess I can ask my friends, but still I just I'm
in disbelief. I'm in disbelieving. I'm like, there's no way this is
fucking real. But there's reviews and stuff. I'm like, how is this?
Why would they put it here? This? Nobody knows about this fucking
city. But besides locals, it's not a place that you would you would,
oh, we're gonna, we're gonna fucking at least like it would be
like Brea, a fulletin or something like known the established cities that people are
aware of, comics and people from you know that travel to La and back
and stuff are aware of those cities, but not fucking bitch ass La Harbor.
So I don't know, I don't know. I feel like I can
get robbed. Don't get I'm gonna show up in some dudees hous and get
fucking wrong. All right, let's move on to uh. Let's move on
to uh. It's just fuego rode in, he goes, Hello, cock
balls and prostate. Let's say you are suddenly transported into Rust from Modern Warfare
two, and the only way to return home is to one V one and
Internet deviantive. You're choosing real world physics supply, oh man, So like
we so in that arena in the in the arena of Rust from Modern Warfare
two, like our physical bodies, like we have to one v one such
bad Internet, You're you're out of here, man. I think even I
honestly, I think even Ethan Ralph could take you all right now, No,
bro, So, the only reason I wouldn't choose Ethan Roep is because
the Rust was my that was the only fucking map that I actually was like,
you couldn't beat me in that map because I would just fucking uh slide
of hand whatever it's wait, no, no, I would just do infinite
run, infinite sprint, and then I would just do it extended fucking melee
and then that's it. Like that was I would just clean up that map.
But I feel like you can't stab Ethan, like he's fine, you
stab him, it's just gonna be like like you know, a little small
prick, like, oh, that kind of hurts a little bab in the
head. Bro. Oh, that's true. You can't stab his head.
It's probably got too much fat there too, though. It's probably just can't.
They pushed They pushed those lance like shrines right aside, bro right into
the head, right those vias right. I would I would pick Ethan Ralph.
I would. I would do it because I think I'm I'm thin,
I'm like in pretty I'm in somewhat decent shape. Uh. I think I
could just lure him to the top of that slide and just push him off,
you know like that, you know, like shooter, what if he
is a gunner, Like he's like he's got the tech, like he doesn't
shot. I feel he has absolutely noticed. I know, like there's I
even I feel I can't even be charitable in that, Like I want to
give you that, like I want to indulge in this, but I can't.
Like I just he's too I feel like he's too incompetent at everything.
I feel like he's he wouldn't washed everything his gun, his gun would jam
it, it would be his fault. He or like he would just like
I don't know, man, he'd like forget, he'd drop it and then
like forget that he even had it. Like he's just he's he's not capable
of doing it. Like if I could just lure Hi to the topic,
kick him off the top, I would win, like and I know it,
and I'm patient. Man, I could stealth. I just hide like
underneath one of those boxes or whatever, and just like for fucking hours,
I could do that, just waiting, just tiring them out, waiting waiting
for him to go, trying to wonder. I wonder who I could beat,
fucking I'll go again, someone I know what my ass would be fun?
Who else i'd go against? Oh yeah, a lot of guns,
so you might be pretty decent guns. There's a lot of guns, you're
Yeah, that's true. I still go against it'll be funny. Yeah,
just throw me funny man. That a cupcake boom. I go against the
twins. It was those light skin twins. It's called twins. Twins.
They would kill you, they would twins. The Hunchwins have been in great
shape since I was sixteen. Bro. Yeah, they've been a great shape
since I was a little kid. It was like, yo, there's still
a great shape. They're conservative now, but they're in great ship. Yeah,
dude, I remember when they were. Remember when they were they were
looking cool. They would just eat food in their cars, working through the
car and like have funny job each other, see and cream pie pie cream
pieing their wives and shit, that was it. They didn't eat the stand
up bro. I saw them live. I saw him at the Bram Improv
And then now I have a picture with them, and I'm ashamed of it.
Now. It's like I hate it. They should be like they were,
like they were like early content. It was like them Show Foo the
Pokemon YouTuber obviously, Nigahiga like old old, old school fucking Philip the Franco
back when he was actually fun. Who used to say why he was wild?
The Franco classic Filet's then whoos? What was another contentrate? John?
Obviously? All right, John, let's get one. You want to get
one in two? Let's see one or two two? Okay, let's uh,
this has been simple, a level one cleric. Howdy heathens around.
When you first started this podcast, you guys brought up a doobo several times,
and how great it is. This prompted me, who had never even
heard of a dobo, to try it out. And now I put that
ship on every meat dish I make. Hell yeah, dude converted. Uh
So my question is what other little enhancements to life do you have to share?
Oh my god, I'm glad you asked that for soup. Great on
meat, though, man like holy is very good on chicken. It's very
very good on chicken. The very basic blend of spices I use on every
Une nightclo chicken is I use adobo, a little bit of salt, a
little bit of pepper. Time. Time is the ultimate necessary when you cook
chicken. When you're baking anything, you use time. Some people would say,
Rosemary, that's wrong time and then looks relative and then whatever kind of
little spice like some people use garlic garlic powder too, get garlic powder.
Yeah, I have those things. I actually I have a confession. You
guys probably mad. I still have not yet to try adobo. I mean,
it's fine, you're standing that it's not the thing is I don't.
I don't even if I came across it in a store, I would buy
it. I just never see it. I don't think it's like Mexican things.
I went to Rock's recently, Lilian. Lilian uses a dobo now because
of me. Yeah, but adobo is not in the seasoning aisle. It's
where the Goya stuff is. Yeah, if you're at a place that has
so if you go to a viyarc that right, Yeah, most art does
won't have Goya stuff, so you won't find it. But raps or something
or whatever. The whatevers smith Smith they're called Smith's over here wherever you go
to Ralph smith On we had what do we have back in Fishky? We
had what were they called back home? Chris, what are you talking about?
There's shop rights, there's Ralph's, Acme and amp no the one,
the one, the food shop rights. We had shop rights yea shop rights,
shop rights where we lived, right, they there were Cougar, the
Kugler or Cuggler or whatever it's called whever that brand is, krogeah, whatever
the Kroger stores are. You have to go to the Goya aisle and you'll
find it because they don't have them in regular like season on, which is
stupid, alight, best to look for it. I actually got to go
shopping. I gotta I gotta pick a couple of things. So I'm gonna
go out of my way to look for it because I I haven't. You
guys talked about that ship years ago and I still have not tried it.
Try it, bro It's so good. I'm sure it's the best seasoning ever.
Man. I like, it's super reliable for me. Yeah, I'm
down, I'm down. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I used
to I grew up with Lowry's seasoning salt. But I actually like, I
actually like, what's it called? A fuck? It starts with the M
more Murray's more? Fuck? Damn? What's yeah? Is it? Murray's?
Is that? Like? I could be? I just want to make
sure, but there's a uh I let me. I want to make sure
I say this right because or it's like, yeah, it's Murray's salt,
so they're okay. Anyway, there's yeah, there's better, there's there.
I I expanded my my horizon with seasoning season salt. There's some better ones.
Larie's was my standard for fucking probably more than half of my life.
That was what I would always use. But now if I use a different
ones, I was like, oh, this is better, but there's one
other thing. So I always gotta have a seasoned salt because gotta have salt,
and then there is just one thing. I still add other ship,
but I always have onion and herb. Missus Dash like, it's like the
perfect blend of onions and herbs. There's I haven't had anything that's a better
blend where I don't need to use I don't need to buy garlic salt anymore.
I don't need to buy an onion or garlic powder. It's just blended
perfectly, and then you can kind of just build on top of it from
there. It's like a purple one onion and urban. I just be using
that ship for over a decade. I'm never going back specifically to the question
where it's like what other little life enhancements to you would you like to share.
I would say, like this is just purely personal, but like I
didn't realize how much it helped me until I stumbled across it, like just
my sheer chance. There's this thing called bionic reading, and bionic reading is
like a very specific and this might not help everybody. This is just like
a specific thing, like if you feel like it's it's it is an ADHD
thing, but it works so fucking well, and I don't know if it
it might work well for people without it, but like I don't know,
but if you if you look up bionic reading and download an extension, it
basically what it does is it it makes half of it makes half of every
word on every single text page bold, like specifically half of it. I
think it's like the more important half or whatever. And I can read so
fucking quick because of that ship like way quicker than I ever could. And
I don't know, I don't know the science behind it. I don't know
why, but it fucking totally works and it's very bizarre. So I would
say, like give that a shot if that's something that you think might help
you. As far as food, wise, cheese crossing caramel are so fucking
good, and you owe it to yourself to try it, Like for real,
you gotta try it at least once. You gotta try it. You
gotta try at least ones. At least you got to try it specifically,
be dubs. I don't know what it is about. I don't know what
it is about Buffalo wild Wings, but like their cheese curds specifically are like
the best that I've had person outside of like you know, a bespoke like
restaurant, Like that's not a chain, uh, because I remember I had
some yard house and I was like, mmm, these are not where we
had yard houses. And I was like where the fun were already had cheese
curds recently? Sucks, dude, they have well they have one light there.
It was a dip. It was like a caso. Was it was
it? It might have been chodriesel. I can't remember. I just remember
I had it. Does not suck. You're fucking crazy? Is not that
good man? It's pretty good. And eggs let's I'm so fucking it is
a sausage so and the spicy ass fucking weird port sauces. Probably just had
shitty, man, I just don't like you probably had shitty I'm I'm you
probably had chitty toes. That's all I'm saying. That's just said some cheese.
Anything else? Are we good on? Are we good on this?
Yeah? Yeah? All right? Last one, last one, the final
one, and then we'll we'll we'll do the thing. Uh. Johnny Boy
wrote it in he says, hello, sir, Sir two, and sir
three. Have you noticed that cartoons don't have catchy theme songs anymore? Examples
are the nineties Spider Man theme can possible? Ben ten? For me,
it added a lot too shows, So I'm disappointed that no other media other
than anime really does it. What are your thoughts? Do you miss it
too? Or am I just being dumb and gay? I'd like that you
separate those two, because that's the right. That's the right. Don't miss
it, That's what I'm saying. Don't miss it. I don't miss it,
man, I feel like it would. Why I don't miss it is
for two reasons. Number One, I don't think there's gonna be The style
of what they would be is not It's not going to be even close to
like what we got before. In the nine, like the screaming guitars and
solos and cool shit like that, and then number one, since they're not
going to be as good. I don't want to have to fucking sit through
that shit. So when people when the kids that have you know, I
don't know what kind of conditions they have, but they can't sit still at
all, And then now everything is just three sets, it's like, fucking
I'm I find it funny how there's a skip button watching Breaking Bad or Better
call Saul with the world second intro. That should blows my mind. I
can't even get to the remote quick enough to skim it. It's like,
it's like, I don't know people like I like Gumball had a lot like
the last show you. I remember watching a lot of how the intro sort
of was Gumball, but I wasn't really even an intro. It was like
dun dun d and that was it. I was like, okay, that's
catchy. That was pretty catchy too, Yeah, I like, I don't
know, man, like I I miss there's some dude the Power Rangers theme,
Go Go Power Rangers. Man, like that ship is like pure fucking
bliss like that, it's it is so fucking good. And I have those
songs, and to be fair, I powered niggas, du dude, it's
such a good that's such a good song. And you know, even even
just stuff like I mean like the ninety Spider Man, like the nineties X
Men, like we got some great like that, the tailors the nineties had
some had some top tier fucking fucking amazing even the two thousands, Brood,
would you think, Okay, The Real Adventures of Johnny Quest has the most
fucking epic. There's no there's nothing more epic than I think everything, even
bro It's even the intro itself. It's epic, Like there's there's one part
where of I think Johnny Test is like fucking crashing through glass and it's just
it's too epic for its own good. Wait, Johnny Quest, Johnny Quest,
I said, accident. Yeah, I know what you I know it's
not Johnny The Really Adventures of Johnny Quest, And it was really good.
It's like two gargoyles, Bro. Gargos Intro was crazy. Gargos Intro is
crazy. Because they were competing with the animated Batman, the animated series they
had, they had to step it up and they did a good job.
I think they did a pretty good job. But I mean that's a that's
a losing fucking task. If you're if you're like, we gotta fucking create
a show to compete with the Batman the animated series, You're like, fuck,
what makes crazy is that? Like Batman in a serious series is such
a good show that I personally like X Men better, but Batman amated series
stays good longer. X Men is fucking When I watch x Men as an
adult, like, it's just funny to me. It's like it's happened so
fast that it just makes me last of the brains. And they're bringing they're
bringing it back, right, They're bringing x Men back, right, They're
bringing Yeah, they're bringing that show specifically. I think it's called which by
the way, I think it's gonna be just as fast or faster, saying
I'm like, bro, the pacing of television isn't the same anymore, like
the like, we can't do that. Like I think in the nineties,
they heard about ADHD, they heard it was going to be a thing,
and they're like, yo, let's start them up. Let's start them up.
Bro, Let's let's get them, Let's get them going. Yeah,
dude, I'm like, it's a Silver Surfer. That shows so good.
It's so much like pondering, like show is good as an adult bro as
a fucking kid, boring the philosophizing. I was like, we just kill
somebody when you fucking well thanos, stop fucking jerking off with this dumb miss
this skull lady. I hated. I hated that show. That show was
really loomingly terrifying because of the fact that Silver Surfer would like go to Earth
and see like people getting robbed, and like Spider he'd get counter Spider Man
and ship and then he'd be like, Yo, you guys have no clue
what's on the Harrock, Like there's so much bad shit coming for this rock
and you guys don't even like different colored people. Y'all are fucked bro,
y'all are so fuck They would leave and Spider Man be like, Wow,
that's crazy, Gotta get back to the bugle and he would jump off and
do some stupid shit. Yeah, that was a wild shown theme song.
Also listeners check out King Author and the Knights of Justice, probably some of
the best fucking guitar riffs Sick as fuck. I like it. I like
it. I would put it It's not as iconic as the Power Injuries,
but I would put the the nnnnnn it like I would put it, the
structure of it. I would put it on par with that. But it's
just not as popular. I thought that was, like, that is not
necessarily hard, Like that's crazy right that It's not what I expected from my
King Arthur show. For me, the best Justice it's fucking superherostatic shock Bro,
that ship was fire Man. That was good shock. It was a
little a little Romeo. I thought it was so fucking good. Was it
like all like a bunch of weird like robots sounds or like, oh so
it's just like a hip hop track or what? Yeah, dude, No,
you like Little Romeo? I liked Little Romeo when I was seven.
Yes, fair, fair, that's crazy. Yeah, I don't know,
man. Like I'll say this, I feel like theme songs, not even
necessarily from like t TV shows. I feel like film scores in general have
also gotten like significantly less interesting, like oh my god, yes, like
like I can't honestly, with the exception of like the Avengers theme song,
and even that, I think it's kind of just you know, it's it's
recognizable, but I find it kind of you know a little bit to the
point where I only I only have a handful of I used to be a
score fiend. I used to be like, oh man, I can't wait
to I barely notice when something sounds really good. And the thing that annoys
me most times, when I it really stands out to me, I'm like,
oh, Hans Zimmer, I'm just like, yeah, of course,
I'm just like, will anybody else like it's I almost feel like people are
just hiring him and then nobody else is trying. I don't I don't know.
I don't get what's happening because like only like you talk about Avengers and
all that shit like that, and I don't remember what that guy's name is.
But I really love the theme to Civil War. I probably talked about
this before, but I thought that was extremely well done, and I'm like,
yes, more of this, and then it never I feel like that's
where it peaked, like yeah, it was it was just that, and
then before that it was like just the Avengers theme from the event, and
then that was it. Like that, like you never really got like an
actual like iconic score. Like it's been like probably like the ones that I
think of, obviously beyond Danny Elfman's fucking Spider Man theme, just like even
just like I don't know, man like Pirates of the Caribbean and fucking Lord
of the Rings and like like they all had like really really memorable scores.
And when I and when I think of like the biggest movies of like the
last like I don't know several years, I can't attribute to score to any
of them, like not really, it's just kind of it just kind of
melds into the background. It's just general kind of like oh, of a
violin here and like a choir here or whatever, and it's like it's so
fucking cookie it's so cookie cutter in comparison to The Spider Man, where it
goes like you know, like no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no no no no, and
it like builds up with the fucking like the light drums. It's fucking it's
so fucking crazy. Wait, the Spider Man the Spider Man. No,
they're different themes, right, The Sony Spider Man video game had a different
theme, right, what is the Spider Man video games, the Spider PS
four Like, that's different, different theme, right, don't think it you're
similar in some parts. I don't. I don't think use the movie theme.
I don't think. I don't think they had licensing, right because the
Spider Man the video game theme is amazing. It's the mcguirean No, no,
the PS four game. Oh okay, okay, okay, that theme
is beautiful. Like I was like, this isn't this is really I was
like, it's it's not. Obviously the most iconic theme is the Black sup
that one, right, Yeah, yeah, it's it's not. It's that
theme feels superman esque in fact to me for some reason. If it's like
if it's a very hero like a hero's theme, you know. Yeah,
man, I'm thinking this theme is like that would just hip hop. It
is a hip hop versus of that tame. Yeah, but I'm thinking.
But I'm thinking too about like even just video games, like I don't know,
man, like like like Halo had like a fucking cray easy theme.
Fucking uh, what is it? We got something? You know, elder
scrolls and and fucking I don't know, kick that shit crazy, you know,
we got a really good one that uh uh, well, Dragon A
Joys did a good job. But I really really like the positions fucking amazing,
Like especially if you stay because a lot of time motherfucker's ain't staying.
They'll listen to it because it takes forever to build up. It's soft,
but when it builds up, I'm like, this shit goes hardest. Fuck
it's it's it's actually it's incredible obviously. Yeah, video games are doing gets
better than every than anybody really like to be honest, Like you have like
mass effect with like the fucking the Galaxy map dude, Like that Galaxy map
music is so very good good, it's iconic. It's like I use it
in videos like all the time, even though it's completely like thematically fucked and
it doesn't make any sense. But yeah, I don't know anyway, that's
uh. Nintendo has some themes on them too, I can't frunt got some.
They got the most. Probably, in fact, they probably have the
most themes. Probably they've been around a lot longer. It would make sense.
Like Zelda's I can't pick a Zelda, pick a Zelda theme, pick
up main games on the theme. It's probably great then they have Pokemon like
the like the freaking Pokemon Center theme. We all it's childish, but that
shit is like like if you hear that and you played Pokemon, I remember
this is the poke you feel safe? Are the pokemons in her theme?
How does that? How does that go? I don't it's uh is that
the one is that? Do? That doesn't sound? Yeah? I need
like a link because I'm like, I can't think something. I thought pokemons.
I thought the Pokemon Center song was like dent No, that is that's
that's what I remember. Anyway, fucking get the fuck out of here.
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