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Some of those horses are the same
horses profound. Hey look, I'm hello,

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hello, hello, welcome, Welcome
to the snark Tank podcast. We

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are here, We're alive. Can
you imagine? Can you imagine? That?

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Is that possible? Sweeney looks like
he just I don't know, like

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he's in the middle of a fucking
gas leak. Actually, I don't know

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whether I should call it like an
ambulance or or something. He's just heavily

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breathing into the microphone, looking like
a fucking just an absolute piece of shit.

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What's going on? What's going on
with you? Buddy? You just

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okay? Are you capable of speaking? You get there? Yeah? Plane

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like right over my house, shining
a laser, shining a little laser pointer

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at it. Does that actually do
anything? Does that actually do anything?

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I don't think so. I think
urban it does feel it feels like an

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urban legend. But like I remember
hearing like stories about people getting arrested for

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it. But I'm like, why
we were getting shining lasers that the cops

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ain't getting arrested. I remember that
actually happening my friends, They got arrested

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lasers at planes. I gotta know, I gotta know if this is real.

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I gotta know if this is even
like a remotely true. It's probably

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true, but you know, still
probably done a plane and you make it

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crash just like can't But that's what
I mean. It's like you gotta have

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it feels incredibly powerful laser, I
mean incredibly powerful and also probably like attached

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to a telescope so you can really
fucking see where, Like how are you

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gonna make it to see? What? Make? Any SAIDs Yeah, I

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don't know, man, I don't
buy it. I think it's fake.

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I think it's you didn't it,
Google didn't uh tell you it? So

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I googled it and it's it's so
Google's showing me a lot of words,

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but they're not organized in a way
that I find interesting enough to absorb.

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So I just ignored it entirely.
And I will continue to believe that it's

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fake because it doesn't help me.
It doesn't. It doesn't help me to

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believe that lasers is gay. Welcome
back to the Snark Tank podcast. Today

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we're talking about I don't know fucking
know, man. We had we we

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just recorded a really hype episode of
of Extra Ammo, and and now Sweeney's

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like half asleep, so I don't
know what's going on. It's like,

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it's like his dog died in the
in the middle of the break. You

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I'm trying to see this real or
not named the laser thing. Yeah,

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it's power. Lasers can incapacitate pilers, pot pilers, pilots flying aircraft that

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may be carrying hundreds of passengers.
Oh yeah, I see what you're saying.

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How it's like, why isn't there
just a clear concise answer on the

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front page of Google. Yeah,
I'm not interested. I'm not interested in

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in in the scientific like ins and
outs of power. Why I didn't show

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me a yes ers on FBI on
the FBI Zone website. So even get

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up to twenty years in prison in
the twenty years in prison for shining a

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little red light of a plane for
what no, not that thing like like

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a high powered laser, like a
laser gun. Yeah, like because because

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because you have to imagine, like
I was saying, you have to have

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some sort of really high powered lasers, and you would probably also maybe want

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to have a fucking telescope to really
like triangulate they not porting at one,

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you know, I'm the little red
ones. But the ones who buy from

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China, the one who can you
can actually shouldn't buy from China because my

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friend literally bought one from China.
Green ones you can buy that and Shinato

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because I remember one time. You
don't know where I lived, but Chris,

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you knew where I lived, you
know, the mountain in front of

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where I was grew up. Yeah, yeah, he sho he shot one

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and he shot a plane in the
mountain. No, he shined a laser

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from his bedroom to the mountain and
I saw it, and I was like,

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and I was like, whoa.
I mean some late some even some

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just normal pointer lasers are pretty fucking
strong. But like to me, it's

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just like more of like what does
that do? Like, what does that

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do? That's so bad? It
can disorient the flyer. But the thing

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is that people don't even fly planes
anymore. Computer's fly now. It's it's

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so I'm thinking, this is like
an old rule that's just when pilots were

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probably be a little bit more in
control back in the day. Yeah,

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versus is because like because it's essentially
supposed to be. It is kind of

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funny because like you said, it
is, computer is doing the work essentially

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so pointing a laser at them now
wouldn't really do shit. But back in

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the day, I imagine when I
mean, they even have a there's a

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video. In two thousand and nine, there were fourteen hundred and eighty nine

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laser events logged in the FAA,
That is, pilots reporting that their cockpits

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were illuminated by the devices. The
following year, that figure nearly doubled by

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twenty eight hundred, on average,
more than seven incidents every day of the

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year. So people do this shit. I wonder how many people get actually,

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like genuinely arrested for it. Can
you imagine finding Can you imagine ending

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up in prison next to like a
pedophile rapist who eats kittens. And your

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crime is that you shine a light
at a fucking plane that is so disoriented.

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Wanna and figured out that somebody that
that your your bunk mate, their

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parents, their dad crashed in a
plane and died because someone pointed a laser.

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And so he fucking he fucking just
starts shiving you because you know you're

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a piece of ship. You finally
shived and it makes the sandwich with you

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and the two mattresses, and in
the middle he starts stabbing. It's like

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that scene from fucking Breaking Back when
he organizes the prison murders or whatever,

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completely shan American. Yeah, when
when I was gonna say you yourselva.

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Sorry, my mind's still on the
extra Ammo, the Edward James almost at

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the end. You gotta look,
just look up that scene at the end

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of American Gets somebody gets stabbed a
lot, so stabbed the comedic, Yeah,

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he gets. It's like it's like
ij Honda doing his his fucking hand

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slaps. It's basically that. It's
essentially that, but it stabs. It's

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so many, it's so unnecessary.
And then then they dispose of him.

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Do you think he passes over the
fucking rails from the second floor. It's

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a great way to die. Do
you think you could stabbed somebody with a

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dull object if you really just tried
hard enough at we're talking like a tennis

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ball, and that was just I
guess to be an impalement. But I

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don't have to go through Well,
that's the old You can't stabs. It

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has to you can't pierce somebody with
the with the ball. It would have

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to be going so fast to penetrate
and it would happen. I feel you're

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assuming you can, you can hold
some money down and for some ball into

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that be in saved you. That
is so stupid. But I you think

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doctor Manuela was doing fucking experiments like
that. He's getting balls. It does

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ball. That's funny too, because
tennis. What makes it funny is that

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tennis balls are so fucking weak.
There's in comparison to most ball is not

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a baseball like a baseball. Yes, yes, it's weak. I mean

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I guess it's not as weak as
like a like a like a basketball,

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I guess. But see, like
you know, I pierce somebody with the

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basketball, just that's just a cannon. At that point, it's just like

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you're getting here with canon chest passing
you bro am, I getting shot,

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just giving you a crazy chest pass
and you're just not ready for it and

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you don't catch it and he just
knocks your head loose. Its fault,

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though that was a real threat at
some point. I'm sure. I'm sure

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that that guy but T was a
finisher, so really didn't have to worry

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about him passing a ball back to
you too often. But if you weren't

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paying attention to when he did man. Good night. Yeah, you just

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killed him? So pretty cool.
What's happened? Gonna talk about this?

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And we're gonna talk about this.
We're gonna talk Are we gonna talk about

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Bradley Cooper and his Junos? Are
we gonna talk about We're gonna talking about

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this. There's there is controversy online
currently on account to the fact that Bradley

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Cooper is playing is playing a character
in a movie. He's playing a real

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character. I think it's I think
it's Leonard Bernstein, who is a conductors.

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It's the guy Leonard Skinnard, the
man Leonard Bernstein. Bradley yeah,

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yeah, So so he's playing Leonard
Bernstein and they decided for some reason because

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Leonard Bernstein is I don't know if
you do this, he's Jewish. I

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don't know if they that might be. No, no, he's not.

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Yeah yeah, you wouldn't expect it, but he's Jewish. And they gave

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him a prosthetic nose that is so
weird because it's not even if you look

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up, if you look up,
Leonard Bernstein act like the guy. He

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just doesn't look like like it's not
even like, oh, we tried to

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make him look more like Leonard Bernstein. It's just a bigger nose on.

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Bradley just looks like Bradley Cooper struggling
to breathe. Bradley Cooper is Jewish,

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right, I don't know, but
he's he looks like he could pass off

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as being Jewish. He didn't,
he didn't need a prosthetic. Like what's

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his name? Like last name is
called Cooper is just like fucking I don't

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even know. Man Cooper is like
a Republican Jewish too. We never know

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until like very like moments. I
only knew because he's a darling of Hollywood.

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And you know what they do?
You know what they Okay, okay,

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Tim Pool, they they they you
guys got okay. First off,

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this is going through This is going
to all feeds, so everybody's going to

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be fucking confused. Watch the extra, AMMO, and this all makes sense.

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But fucking Bradley Dudley, Bradley Cooper
is So I don't even know where

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I want to tackle this from,
because there's like a million different ways to

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tackle it from. But I so
look, I understand why if you are

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playing certain characters, there would be
reason to do yourself up to look like

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the like Albert Einstein in in Oh
my God, Oppenheimer, right, Like,

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clearly that guy doesn't look like that. You know, that's that's clearly

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a lot of makeup, a lot
of prosthetics, you know, a lot

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going on to make him look like
Albert Einstein, because we all know what

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Albert Einstein looks like. Everybody's seeing
that fucking picture of him doing his little

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tongue bullshit. You know, we
know who Albert Einstein is. Leonard Bernstein

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is not Albert Einstein tier in the
sense that, like, I'm sure not

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everybody knows what he looks like,
but there's you could google him and find

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him very easily. There is no
there, no fucking re reason to put

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that nose on Bradley Cooper. And
at first I thought this was like one

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of those weird things. At first
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whining, because at first my mind
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like, yeah, they had to
make him look like Albert Einstein. They

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probably just tried to make him look
like Leonard Bernstein. And then I looked

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up the guy and I'm like,
oh, make but he doesn't his nose

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doesn't fect smaller than Bradley Cooper's.
That's what I'm saying. It's like it's

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it's like Cooper has a kind of
a large enough nose to where there's no

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reason. Yeah, yeah, exactly
like Bradley Cooper him. Yeah, the

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dude, he looks like fucking fucking
Phineas, like Phineas and Ferb or whatever.

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It looks crazy, the question of
no. No. From what I'm

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seeing right now, it doesn't look
doesn't look that bad. Looks like the

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lowest griffin dude, like it's ill. I'll show you a side by side

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because so the picture the side by
side, because there's the profile shot of

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him from when he was young,
and his nose is smaller and less straight

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like this. This his Badley Cooper's
prosthetic is just completely it's like plastic surgery

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perfectly like at a fucking tuse angle. It looks like it's straight up,

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looks like a cartoon nose. I'm
gonna put it. I'm gonna put it

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in the in the in the chat
here. Oh he looks it looks like

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a joker. He looks like this
is like an your story. What I'm

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serious, I'm looking like, this
is it you're fucking wilent. Look at

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this. I just sent it to
you. I just I just sent it.

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I put it in the chat that
it's fucking absurd. Oh shit.

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Wait, so they're saying that.
Uh so they're saying that that Jake Jillenhall

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wanted to play this role and he
didn't get it. And they're like,

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oh, Jake Gyllenhall, an actual
Jewish man who dreamt of playing this role.

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Uh uh, that didn't get it, and then it gave it a

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Bradley Cooper and then gave him a
June. I'm sure Bradley Hooper is part

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of Jewish too. I'm sure,
I'm maybe, But like it's it is

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weird. Like I said, I
saw people whining about it. I thought

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it was kind of dumb, and
then I looked at it and I was

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like, jish that that looks stop. I never would have seen anything about

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this at all. If if jew
face wasn't trending, that's the only reason

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true. That is true. Jew
Face was indeed trending, which you know

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is a jarring so under for me. For me, for me, this

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is well, it's not it's not
it's it's it's just like they're doing.

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It's like, you know, black
face, jew faces what they're insinuating.

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But the I think it's funny about
this is like jew face is trending for

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me, and it's right under Starfield
Master Chief and Alec Baldwin. So that's

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that's my that's my that's my right
now. But I don't know. Yes,

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so he's not Jewish. And the
funny thing is if you google it

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people, because obviously this is being
googled a lot right now, so it

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immediately pulls up an article from the
New York Times to be like, he's

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not Jewish even though he's playing Bernstein. Like, so it's they're just like

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which, oh, which, by
the way, I think it's fine.

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I think that is. I mean, I think that's Bernstein's kids are are

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fine with it. They're cool with
this, so I mean it's not It

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is funny though to me in the
room where I'm like, there has to

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be a Jewish person that can do
it, that's for me. It's like

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that I don't really care. I'm
be honest, it's acting. I don't

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need it's acting like like but it's
at the same time, people that are

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Jewish are pretty much just white most
of the time. You know, they're

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just like most of them are just
white passing people. So let's let somebody

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do that. You know, it's
like it's not a huge deal. Well,

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I don't know, man. To
me, it's to me, it's

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like, uh, like what do
they want Jerry Lewis something, Yeah,

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like like it it doesn't matter really, like it's it's just it's shap It's

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called acting for you. You get
into the territory you get, you get

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into the territory of like, why
does why does it a real orphan play

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Spider Man? It's like, well, because it's not. That's not the

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point. It's not not really the
point of this make believe. It's it's

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fucking make believe. Like Oppenheim fucking
what's his face? Oh my god,

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Uphill Murphy's not Killian Murphy's not Jewish, but he played Oppenheimer perfectly. I

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think I thought Oppenheimer was just a
German. Yeah, yeah, I don't

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know, I don't know anything.
I didn't see the movie or anything.

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No, I did see them.
He's he's fucking Jewish, but j Robert

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Oppenheimer is absolutely Jewish. That was
a whole fucking did you like, mock

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up the bomb like to be the
blueprint was immediately the first draft was it

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to look like a draidle And they're
like, hey, this a little it's

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a little stupid. Yeah, it's
a little dude, It's it's sucking,

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it's crazy. What the what does
the big do? Yeah? Bomb?

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I just think it's I just think
it's funny to me that they would that.

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Yeah. Yeah, the fact that
people are mad because to me,

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I'm like, bro, they didn't
go far enough. That's really all it's

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about. I'm like, why not
just a real covetis jew like the fucking

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propaganda. Why don't they just make
him over like that? Then then then

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you can be angry. Then you're
like, this is a fucking outrage.

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How dare you do this? This
nose is dumb. But like I'm sure

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that, I'm sure this clip is
circulating right now. So like, while

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I have, while I have your
attention to everybody, if everybody who's watching

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this right now, who's subscribed to
tim Cast, unsubscribe and subscribe. Ass

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I know this kind of this is
the kind of thing attracts you. So

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so we've got uh, we've got
a we've got that I don't know whatever

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Trump is indicted again. I think
this is the real one. This is

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the Rico charge one, this is
this is how they got fucking capone.

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This is probably like this is probably
actually the real one. At the same

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time, I have heard this a
fucking million times. I kind of don't

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care until I see him like with
a Until I see him with like a

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shackle around his ankle connected to a
bowling ball and an orange jumpsuit mining fucking

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or in a fucking quarry somewhere,
I'm not really going to believe that he's

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ever going to go to jail.
I just don't, man, you that

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that is your your uh, that's
a lot, that's that's your expectations are

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incredibly high where he's got to be
doing some old school shit. I gotta

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I got I have to see him. I have to see him making license

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plates in a in a discontinued fucking
school like that. Like I I won't

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accept. I won't accept any other
thing because to me, it's like this

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is like the eighth time I've heard
this, like and times somebody was like

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they're gonna get him on this,
and it's like, okay, cool,

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whatever, I'm not invested in this
at all. I could. I could

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give a fuck what happens. I'm
invested. I like this. It's fun.

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Uh this one, this one is
a little bit different. You know,

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I said, people are jaded already, but this is the one that

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people always wanted. They were waiting
for this one because for a lot of

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reasons, this motherfucker's gonna actually have
to give mug shot at this time.

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So finally it's gonna have that dripped
out fucking album cover that we've all wanted.

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There's gonna be the whole idea that
say, if he became president,

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he couldn't just wish this away,
which is just beautiful, you know,

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Like, which is what's up?
I'm kind of curious you said, you

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said, like, oh that that
album cover, right, Yeah, mug

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shots are mug shots public domain and
what I mean yeah, So what I

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mean by that is you could put
out an album and have his mug shot

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be the cover and book. Yeah, it doesn't even have to be a

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big like you don't even have to
he can't even be like that's a picture

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of me because it's public domain.
It just belongs to everybody. I wonder

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if that's how that works because it
feel like it is, because it wouldn't

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make sense. You would own your
mug shot. That doesn't make any sense.

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Yeah, no, true, I
feel like most people would make them

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go after you or the county whoever
took the picture or whatever. The yeah,

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the place I took it, maybe
even, But I feel like that's

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even a stretch because it's it's somebody
has gotten arrested. Their mug shot is

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usually very easy to get ahold of. So yeah, it's a public infrastructure

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Google Google person mug shot and you
got it. It's crazy. You could

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do that with AI. You could
do that with AI. Now you could

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just like Google, like you could
theoretically just be like Tom Sweeney mug shot

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in the fucking chat GPT or fucking
mid Journey or whatever, and it would

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it would probably it would probably figure
it out. But but I once you

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bald with the swatst gun your fucking
head, just lady, crazy turn coat,

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you know you bullsh man. You
bald in jail is a hilarious image

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to me. Who yeah, yeah, I've been bald so many times.

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No, bald and jail. No, you don't know. Since I've known

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you, there's a difference. Between
bald and bald in jail, because bald

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and jail is like, I don't
know, man, you're getting you're getting

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combed target, you're getting come up
in your head. You know, you're

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getting all sorts of you getting all
sorts of things going on, rubbed in

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your head and they carve a bulls
eye into your fucking skull and then they

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start coming on it. That's it's
brutal. That's a man. Jail is

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brutal. Man, Like I had
a I saw that's jail. That's yeah,

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that's county jail. That's like next, that's the jail across the street

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from like the fucking the gas station
on your main road. That's where they

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that's where they that's where they put
like shoplifters and like people who like pe

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in public. You know, it's
just like or like drunken row and rowdy

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people. They just bring him to
that jail where they get their fucking arms

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twisted, They get their fucking skull
caved in and come down, they get

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they get the thing that they cracked
egg with the you know, it's crazy.

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I have a very gentle knock into
this a little divity head and they

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covered it. You know, it's
crazy. I didn't. I didn't.

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I haven't thought about this in so
long. But like my aunt worked,

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she she worked in the jail,
but it was like a jail. It

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wasn't like a prison. And I
remember going to the jail and like just

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hanging out at the jail as like
a seven year old. I remember this

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very distinctly, and it was very
busy because I remember some guy. I

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remember seeing specifically some guy in like
one of the cells. It was like

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this this like thin white guy,
and he was like man, oh man,

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man, like over and over again, this is a wild experience flashback.

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I don't know, man, I
think it was just I think it

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was just like he probably didn't get
booked on something serious, but he was

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probably like, oh man, I
don't want the fact that I'm in jail

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right now is really stressful and like
I'm really here. God damn it,

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dude. I think he was getting
a like he was getting the rules explained

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to him that he's gonna have to
get his his fucking skull carved in and

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shit, yeah yeah, he just
he just heard it. You just heard

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He's like, I'm gonna whittle your
fucking skull that would be like a his

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head cray. That's like some well
respected artist in prison like carves like beautiful

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like art into people's heads. Like
and he's like, that's that's Jeffrey the

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artist. Like he's actually like really
fucking talented. You should see his word

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jail the banksy of the County.
Ja, L what you crying for?

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A punk? This is an honor. And he's just like this, just

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sculpting the gloves out of his head. Dude, I love it, all

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right, let's let's I don't know, man's quite frankly, there's not much

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going on. Something else happened that
I just saw. I saw a while

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of the podcast was on, and
I can't believe it happened for it,

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I know you saw. I know
what you saw. I know you saw.

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I saw it. I didn't.
I didn't mean to see it,

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but I saw what you say.
I show speed Yep. Yeah, his

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dick fell out of his pants,
right, dick fell out of his pants

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on live stream. He sounded really
excited. I don't know. I don't

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know how he keeps. I don't
know how he keeps. Like he's like

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there was firecrackers in his room.
He's like there's this ship that I'm like,

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what, I understand that he's quote
unquote young, but not like when

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I was his age. None of
that should happened to me. Now,

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to be fair, I didn't have
millions of people watching me, but I

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feel like that would cause me even
to act like a little bit more carefully.

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You can still Wow, they're not
following him, but they like him

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screaming and shit. But like,
let me just say this, this is

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not an accident. That's not an
accident in an accident and what is he

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sitting with boxers and then he humps
the screen come on? Like like if

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it was an accident, it was
a planned accident that he knew would happen

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at some point if he did it. And now he's getting fucking you know,

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attention for him. That's that's it. Like it's all these people fucking

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do is they do ship for attention? Like I don't. I don't buy

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it. I mean, you are
right about the attention thing. I just

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feel like the reason why I I
remember the not the day, but the

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era when I switched from boxers to
Boxer briefs and my immediate thought was,

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why the fuck was I ever for
wearing boxers that stupid hole in the front

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that has no cover. My penus
would fall of it all the time.

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Yeah, allefs are in my life. Change your dude. Yeah, better

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underwear. Boxes are so fucking stupid. We're all like bro because even Teddy

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why is keep your pace secured?
But boxers just didn't have that button in

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front or anything you like, dick
would always fall out. I think I

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have not seen Teddy Whitey's in Like
I forgot what they looked like quite honestly,

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like superior underwear. Though those superior
underwear, they're pretty good. They

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just need to be not white.
That's really the only problem. That was

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really the only problem. I feel
like Teddy White as you put them on

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your gun and shit yourself, I'm
like, this is a matter of time

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before you see It's why you wear
them. I feel like they. I

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feel like they they the way they
caress your body, it makes it so

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easy to sh It just doesn't feel
like a real underwear to be like it,

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Like I'm thinking about I'm thinking about
Teddy White's that I'm thinking about the

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cartoon. You call it, that's
crazy. I might have another name or

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just call them. They're supposed they're
called briefs, so like that's when you

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get box of briefs, right,
So like there's fucking briefs. Like I

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actually bought this was years ago.
I was like, I forgot what this

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feels like because I only wore tidy
whities as a really young kids. My

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mom just fucking get that. Got
that shit. Uh. I bought briefs

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in not white, and it's very
uncomfortable. I didn't like the how it

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rides up in the crotch region where
the briefs the boxer part where it's you

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know, on your thigh lower.
Yeah, it's it's it's it's different.

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It doesn't feel comfortable to me at
all. So like if you try to

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probably feel the same way, it
just feels a little weird. If I

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like how they feel like they're grabbing
me, you know, yeah, oh

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so you so you like that?
Okay, I feel I thought the snug

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feelings. I can't even sug.
I can't even conceptualize snug. If you

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go to the gyms and you and
you, uh, the locker rooms because

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old people still wear them. They
never switched over, they still wear them,

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and old people still sit around naked, which pisses me off. Where

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I'm like, I don't care.
It's so funny. You go to the

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gym, take a shower, there's
this one dude, hardest stone showering.

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I Am like, Bud, what
are you doing? First of all,

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you're in cold water right now.
You should not be this hard you are.

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You're you're a miracle of science.
Second of all, why I'm telling

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you I'll do that. If I
saw that, I probably wouldn't go back

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into the locker room. I Luckily
I've never seen that. He's like he's

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like he's like he's like laying down
after the workout, like on the wall,

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and his dick is holding him up, and he's just like, god,

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damn, that was a good workout. He's like, yo, dude.

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I mean some of them bitches,
man. Some of the ship that

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they're wearing is kind of like it's
probably that so some of them know what

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they're some of them know what they're
doing, Like to the point where the

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spandex are so tight, the the
what do you call the legs just so

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fucking tight where I'm like, I
I know I can map out your selling

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cell you like everything I can see. It's too I can see too much.

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This is you're overdoing it. It's
too much. I know exactly what

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you're fucking camel toe, like I
know everything about you go looking for women

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looking for men, but you see
we have different different I have no problem

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with the men doing that. That's
fine, that's that's that's but for the

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woman, it's like ill. I
actually was. I didn't. I didn't

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notice that I usually wear an two
excel hoodie when I work out, but

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then I wasn't one day and I
have these extremely tight fucking workout pants and

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I didn't really notice. But they're
so tight that you can just completely see

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the imprint, like you can,
oh, there, there's the head,

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there's and I was like, oh
shit, Like I actually felt embarrassed that

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I didn't notice because I'm so used
to it being covered. And I was

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walking around with the gym where you're
like, oh, you can clearly,

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you know, draw my penis,
like you relatively know what it looks like.

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00:31:06.920 --> 00:31:08.359
And I was like, oh,
it's that's a problem. I can't

403
00:31:08.359 --> 00:31:12.880
wear this other hoodie. And yeah, I mean it's a big fucking deal,

404
00:31:12.960 --> 00:31:15.960
right, I mean, but it's
still if you if you don't want

405
00:31:17.000 --> 00:31:19.480
people to see your ship. Then
it gets weird when you want people like

406
00:31:19.519 --> 00:31:22.240
say, like if I, if
I was trying to show off, you

407
00:31:22.240 --> 00:31:25.480
know, I would have kind of
stroked myself a little bit, got a

408
00:31:25.559 --> 00:31:27.680
license warm, going to sauna.
Let it just hang a little more than

409
00:31:27.720 --> 00:31:33.039
then then then starts strutting around.
I wasn't ready. I wasn't ready at

410
00:31:33.079 --> 00:31:38.200
all. Alright, so let's walk
around with dodos in our Pantslet's see what

411
00:31:38.200 --> 00:31:42.240
happens. That would be so funny, Yeah, just just to like see

412
00:31:42.279 --> 00:31:49.799
what, like what the reaction is? Three? It's like like a fucking

413
00:31:51.519 --> 00:31:56.119
fucking bird flick flail like three flail
around it, Like, yo, what

414
00:31:56.240 --> 00:32:00.599
is wrong with you? Dude?
That's would the reaction be for that?

415
00:32:00.680 --> 00:32:05.960
Three penises the cops? So let's
uh, I don't know, man,

416
00:32:06.039 --> 00:32:07.039
Let's get into some questions. We
got a lot of questions. We have

417
00:32:07.079 --> 00:32:10.440
an unusually high number of questions this
month, so I feel like we gotta

418
00:32:12.000 --> 00:32:16.359
we gotta get into it with some
of these, especially because you know,

419
00:32:17.039 --> 00:32:22.400
these are our paying customers, are
our loyal supporters. But before that,

420
00:32:23.400 --> 00:32:30.240
take a we'll be right back after
the after these messages, after these messages,

421
00:32:30.279 --> 00:32:36.799
we'll be right you bet all right, hey man, welcome, welcome,

422
00:32:36.839 --> 00:32:42.720
welcome to fucking welcome. Uh,
well, you should buy gold.

423
00:32:43.319 --> 00:32:47.240
You should buy gold because you'll never
know when the American dollars is gonna collapse

424
00:32:47.240 --> 00:32:51.680
and you're gonna wish you had gold
instead of food and guns and everything else.

425
00:32:51.960 --> 00:32:54.519
So you should really invest in gold, specifically, buy a whole bunch

426
00:32:54.559 --> 00:32:59.079
of goals. That way, you're
the only person with gold in a time

427
00:32:59.119 --> 00:33:01.359
where people are going to be really
looking for gold. You know, they're

428
00:33:01.359 --> 00:33:05.880
not gonna be looking for clean water
or food or fucking you know, any

429
00:33:05.880 --> 00:33:07.960
of that stuff. They're going to
be looking for gold. That's what you

430
00:33:07.039 --> 00:33:13.799
got. If you buy your gold
just sorts and learn how to use a

431
00:33:13.799 --> 00:33:15.880
bone arrow, and you'll be from
It really does blow my mind to me.

432
00:33:15.960 --> 00:33:19.960
How many people, how many people
think it blows a man, how

433
00:33:20.000 --> 00:33:22.039
many people think, like, oh, if the dollar becomes value, let's

434
00:33:22.079 --> 00:33:24.680
all have my gold, Like that's
that is such a crazy fucking thing to

435
00:33:24.720 --> 00:33:30.519
me, Like I I can't even
fathom that people think it's just people convincing

436
00:33:30.559 --> 00:33:35.759
them that's what's gonna even though it's
like, you know, no, gold

437
00:33:35.839 --> 00:33:38.559
is not worth. Gold is completely
fucking valueless, Like there's there's nothing in

438
00:33:38.759 --> 00:33:44.519
a situation where like most of our
money becomes completely unusable in that scenario.

439
00:33:44.640 --> 00:33:47.799
Yes, yes, scenario. But
gold is a heavily valued commodity right now.

440
00:33:47.880 --> 00:33:54.000
It's a heavily value it's a it's
a heavily valued commodity in a current

441
00:33:54.079 --> 00:33:58.640
in a world with a system.
But that system will fall the fuck apart

442
00:33:58.720 --> 00:34:02.079
the second your dollar me. There's
nothing. No one's gonna being the most.

443
00:34:02.400 --> 00:34:06.759
No one's gonna be thinking about gold. Yeah, there's not gonna be

444
00:34:06.839 --> 00:34:08.000
enough to go around, So obviously
they're not going to use that as the

445
00:34:08.039 --> 00:34:12.320
commodity like yeah, no, no, it'll be it'll be a recomend like

446
00:34:12.360 --> 00:34:14.800
it was before. It'll be like, oh, gold's worth more, it's

447
00:34:14.880 --> 00:34:19.000
let's let's people have it. Yeah, but it's it's again, it's less.

448
00:34:19.280 --> 00:34:24.199
People with guns are just gonna steal
gold. What even even guns and

449
00:34:25.119 --> 00:34:31.840
guns to world for a while,
then they're gonna sucking pieces, just shooting

450
00:34:31.840 --> 00:34:35.760
bullets for no reason, and there's
no bullets. Bullets become a fucking real

451
00:34:35.800 --> 00:34:39.679
hot commodity as well. I see
you trying to take my guns. And

452
00:34:39.679 --> 00:34:43.599
then people start using bow and arrows
again because that's just the smarter way to

453
00:34:43.679 --> 00:34:46.440
do things. That's okay. And
then swords, it's gonna go back to

454
00:34:46.519 --> 00:34:51.880
bows and arrows and swords. Man, my bucket of your family will be

455
00:34:51.880 --> 00:34:58.199
protected. Buy my bucket of melted
gold and you'll be fucking It's just it's

456
00:34:58.280 --> 00:35:02.639
just, it's just piss and glue. It's just this glue. And some

457
00:35:02.719 --> 00:35:07.559
adults so stupid they think there's such
a constant like gold could just stay liquified.

458
00:35:10.639 --> 00:35:19.320
You to keeping a liquid gold,
liquid glue. All right, let's

459
00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:22.119
uh, let's get into some of
these questions. Beato my Meato wrote in

460
00:35:22.159 --> 00:35:24.400
he says, Hello, comes sperm
and semens. My question today is rather

461
00:35:24.440 --> 00:35:30.199
simple. What's the most memorable cock
block you've ever experienced? For me?

462
00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:31.639
My friends and I were drunk in
a dorm with a bunch of girls and

463
00:35:31.639 --> 00:35:35.920
I had never I had with a
bunch of girls I had I had never

464
00:35:36.039 --> 00:35:37.239
met, and not much was happening. At some point, I brought up

465
00:35:37.239 --> 00:35:39.599
the idea of writing a screenplay with
sparked the interest in almost all the girls

466
00:35:39.639 --> 00:35:44.320
there. But before I could get
into it, my other drunk friend said,

467
00:35:44.639 --> 00:35:49.199
no, don't do it. It's
gonna be racist. That absolutely killed

468
00:35:49.199 --> 00:35:52.039
the mood and no one recovered from
that have a wonderful day. I can't

469
00:35:52.039 --> 00:35:57.000
even fathom why do people Why do
people cock block? I just know people

470
00:35:57.039 --> 00:36:00.840
do that. I don't know.
Man, Hope you stole called Stunnard your

471
00:36:00.840 --> 00:36:04.840
friend. Man, Yeah, that'll
give him a shocker in the middle of

472
00:36:05.519 --> 00:36:07.760
such a dick afterwards, like no, you gotta suck it. Yeah yeah

473
00:36:07.880 --> 00:36:12.800
right now, Yeah, I take
it. What you've done is you've you've

474
00:36:13.559 --> 00:36:16.199
you've substituted. It's what you've done, So you have to say you've done.

475
00:36:16.280 --> 00:36:20.400
I'm getting a blow job. Oh
you've done is a shirt now it's

476
00:36:20.440 --> 00:36:23.239
you. Yeah, welcome, thank
you for that. Welcome to the lions

477
00:36:23.280 --> 00:36:27.639
Den. That was that was the
plan, the whole all along. Yeah,

478
00:36:30.280 --> 00:36:34.079
fucking slow game player. I've never
really been cock blocked pretty badly.

479
00:36:34.159 --> 00:36:36.920
I've got I've had girls tell like
other girls like, oh, he's like

480
00:36:36.960 --> 00:36:38.800
he cheats on their girlfriends like that, and I'm like, that's crazy.

481
00:36:38.840 --> 00:36:43.679
I'm seventeen. I've had like two
girlfriends and both of them have dune me.

482
00:36:44.119 --> 00:36:49.480
But I've seen I've seen Jalen get
cock block like a vine and it's

483
00:36:49.559 --> 00:36:52.519
crazy. Our friend you were there, that you were there for that.

484
00:36:52.599 --> 00:36:58.599
I remember, I remember seeing it
occasionally. I remember, so I won't

485
00:36:58.719 --> 00:37:01.599
name him, but like, there's
there's a there's a person that we knew

486
00:37:01.639 --> 00:37:09.159
a long time ago who I watched
him just completely getting the way and it

487
00:37:09.360 --> 00:37:14.840
was so egregious and I actually do
I genuinely don't think he understood what he

488
00:37:14.960 --> 00:37:19.840
was doing, but Jalen understood the
like he understood the ramifications more than the

489
00:37:19.920 --> 00:37:22.480
other guy did, and he was
like, what do you why are you

490
00:37:22.639 --> 00:37:24.760
doing this to me? Like I
remember, I think he asked him that

491
00:37:24.880 --> 00:37:28.159
question. I think he asked him. He pulled him aside. He's like,

492
00:37:28.519 --> 00:37:31.639
why are you doing like pleading,
like why are you doing this to

493
00:37:31.840 --> 00:37:36.760
me? He pulled him aside for
real and was like, Yo, dude,

494
00:37:37.440 --> 00:37:40.000
what the fuck? It might be? It might be dude, it

495
00:37:40.119 --> 00:37:44.920
might be like a this this is
an old memory. This might be like

496
00:37:45.199 --> 00:37:47.719
mostly fiction. It might be like
it might not the way that I remember.

497
00:37:49.199 --> 00:37:51.800
I remember that story directly too.
You relate, But for me,

498
00:37:51.920 --> 00:37:52.719
it was one time we were we
were in Manhattan, right, we were

499
00:37:52.719 --> 00:37:57.280
all dancing at the club and like
like fucking we were all like twenty one.

500
00:37:57.320 --> 00:37:59.440
We just hit the ability to be
able to do shit like that.

501
00:38:00.039 --> 00:38:05.039
And some girl was dancing with Jalen
and then her like they met the eyes

502
00:38:05.079 --> 00:38:07.239
met across the bar and they started
going to some girl came from like she

503
00:38:07.280 --> 00:38:12.159
has a boyfriend. I remember seeing
that happen and I was like, that's

504
00:38:12.239 --> 00:38:16.159
real. I was like half talking
to another girl that I saw that,

505
00:38:16.199 --> 00:38:22.480
and I was just like, this
happened, Well is it? That is?

506
00:38:22.159 --> 00:38:27.760
That? Is that that girl if
they were doing the eye contact thing,

507
00:38:27.960 --> 00:38:32.440
she wasn't there to be loyal and
her stupid fucking friend for two reasons,

508
00:38:32.559 --> 00:38:37.920
not to really just she's not looking
out for her her best interests.

509
00:38:37.440 --> 00:38:43.199
That friend's a bitch. She she
wants to ruin that chick's night because she's

510
00:38:43.239 --> 00:38:45.480
mad that she can't find a man
and that girl has a man and is

511
00:38:45.480 --> 00:38:49.599
getting dick on the side. I
don't know, man, I don't know.

512
00:38:50.840 --> 00:38:57.199
Chris, Chris, No girl that
needs to be That's what it is.

513
00:38:58.920 --> 00:39:00.760
I'm sorry to have a boyfriend,
all right, you know what friend

514
00:39:01.519 --> 00:39:06.679
that I'll I'll, I guess.
I don't know. I feel like it's

515
00:39:07.480 --> 00:39:09.679
that's on a that's on a level
where like I almost feel like it's not

516
00:39:09.840 --> 00:39:14.920
as bad you know, I don't
think it's as it's nearly as bad.

517
00:39:15.639 --> 00:39:17.639
It isn't as bad as a guy
swooping in or some shit or whatever,

518
00:39:17.840 --> 00:39:22.199
like obviously that's you know, it's
like sucking a Yeah, if too single,

519
00:39:22.320 --> 00:39:25.079
if two actually single. I'll put
it this way, if two actually

520
00:39:25.159 --> 00:39:29.480
single people are trying or like engaging
in something and some guy comes in and

521
00:39:29.559 --> 00:39:31.280
fucks it up or some girl comes
in and sucks it up for for one

522
00:39:31.400 --> 00:39:36.480
or both of them, that's worse
than to me, somebody who's trying to

523
00:39:36.679 --> 00:39:42.199
cheat and then gets you know,
fucked over in some way, like even

524
00:39:42.239 --> 00:39:45.480
even if it's for the reasons,
even if it's for like insecure reasons,

525
00:39:46.119 --> 00:39:50.760
being a cunt, it's that could
be too. It could also be that's

526
00:39:50.760 --> 00:39:52.599
the thing. You don't know.
Yeah, we're speculating, but it's close

527
00:39:53.360 --> 00:39:58.880
the story, I believe fair.
Just all of those like they have all

528
00:39:58.920 --> 00:40:01.000
of those fucking schemes, do it
at clubs and shit like, Yeah,

529
00:40:01.239 --> 00:40:05.360
it's it's a lot of it's so
I'm like, it wouldn't surprise me if

530
00:40:05.400 --> 00:40:07.519
it was some shit like, oh
I don't like this guy, so I'm

531
00:40:07.559 --> 00:40:13.960
gonna tell whatever him to fuck off
on my on my on my own behalf,

532
00:40:14.119 --> 00:40:15.960
even though the chick probably would have
been It's almost like it kind of

533
00:40:16.000 --> 00:40:20.280
reminds me of in this kind of
different scenario, but the same vibe,

534
00:40:20.760 --> 00:40:23.920
where there'd be a girl you'd be
like kind of interested in, but you're

535
00:40:23.960 --> 00:40:28.000
not sure what your boys would think, so you kind of like blow her

536
00:40:28.079 --> 00:40:31.639
off because like, you know,
you're like even though like but if you're

537
00:40:31.679 --> 00:40:35.079
by yourself, you totally would have
been into her. And shit, kind

538
00:40:35.079 --> 00:40:37.679
of like a this is the this
vibe thing that it's stupid social pressure and

539
00:40:37.719 --> 00:40:43.679
shit, it is really dumb that
it's like, that's a really frustrating things.

540
00:40:45.960 --> 00:40:49.079
Yeah, that is something that I
would fucking give any advice to some

541
00:40:49.280 --> 00:40:52.840
young ass fucking people going through that
shit in school. Be like, who

542
00:40:52.880 --> 00:40:54.800
gives a fuck At the end of
the day, what does it matter?

543
00:40:55.119 --> 00:40:58.840
Like you're probably all your friends is
gonna be dead in a few years anyway,

544
00:40:58.960 --> 00:41:08.639
so to go after what you gotta
do what they know. I have

545
00:41:08.679 --> 00:41:12.960
an interesting story. I don't know
if I told this on the podcast before,

546
00:41:13.039 --> 00:41:17.599
tell me if it sounds familiar,
but uh, technically I got cock

547
00:41:17.679 --> 00:41:23.360
blocked by the band p O D
sold that story Okay, so you remember

548
00:41:23.400 --> 00:41:29.280
that one. Okay, I don't
really the only you don't remember well asking

549
00:41:29.320 --> 00:41:31.280
the question, so it's relevant to
the topic, right right, okay,

550
00:41:31.400 --> 00:41:34.400
right as well, because I don't
know, I don't remember. Yeah,

551
00:41:34.440 --> 00:41:37.440
So this was just a little bit
outside of high school. While I was

552
00:41:37.480 --> 00:41:39.559
in high school, I broke with
this girl, you know, because we're

553
00:41:39.599 --> 00:41:43.079
getting up in the middle of the
night to like hang out and shit,

554
00:41:43.840 --> 00:41:45.760
and I'm like, yo, I'm
gonna fuck up this bitch just like college

555
00:41:45.800 --> 00:41:49.480
career and shit, She's gonna,
like, you know, not do well.

556
00:41:49.920 --> 00:41:52.159
So I just was like, Na, this is dumb. I'm fucking

557
00:41:52.840 --> 00:41:57.079
I'll be a deviant. You focus
on school. But she got all mad,

558
00:41:57.159 --> 00:42:00.159
but we reconnected the next year,
you know, start hooking up.

559
00:42:00.199 --> 00:42:05.960
But then she went D show.
She went to a po D show and

560
00:42:06.000 --> 00:42:08.199
it was like the result of some
other Christian bands that were involved, and

561
00:42:08.280 --> 00:42:13.119
she said it was like life changing. Do you remember that? Shits?

562
00:42:13.119 --> 00:42:16.880
Actually, she didn't want to smash
anymore because she saw fucking Pod and I'm

563
00:42:16.920 --> 00:42:21.280
like, bro, I used to
really like Pod and now I swear I'm

564
00:42:21.360 --> 00:42:24.480
a little salty still. I'm like
this fucking guys like they deprived me of

565
00:42:24.559 --> 00:42:30.159
pussy, which is like crazy things
big of a deal. It's not a

566
00:42:30.199 --> 00:42:32.920
big deal at all. It's not
it's it's it's not even remote principle.

567
00:42:35.639 --> 00:42:40.239
It's not a scenario. Is so
silly to me? Wait what you gotta

568
00:42:40.239 --> 00:42:43.199
make me a getting some pull?
I hate you the rest of my life,

569
00:42:43.239 --> 00:42:46.880
bro, I hate you. I
still dude. I still resent girls

570
00:42:47.000 --> 00:42:51.199
that I came over to their houses
to chow. We didn't do anything.

571
00:42:51.239 --> 00:42:57.679
I still resent them. Was so
crazy. I love you like I'd even

572
00:42:57.760 --> 00:43:01.159
bring me over. It can't be
years beyond it and still resent it.

573
00:43:01.199 --> 00:43:05.159
That's not Those are two contradicting things. No no, no, no no

574
00:43:05.239 --> 00:43:07.559
no, you say you know I
said, I understand it was years beyond

575
00:43:07.639 --> 00:43:10.119
it, but I still hate it, Like why would why did you waste

576
00:43:10.159 --> 00:43:14.119
my time? Like if you'm a
young teenage boy, let me go have

577
00:43:14.320 --> 00:43:19.320
fun instead you're doing this to me. It is it is perplexing. I

578
00:43:19.360 --> 00:43:22.800
mean I even I even uh this
was probably like two thousand, twenty seventeen,

579
00:43:22.800 --> 00:43:28.719
twenty eighteen or something. There's some
like some girls that I couldn't figure

580
00:43:28.800 --> 00:43:30.559
out. And it was like one
of those oh I'm hanging out there and

581
00:43:30.679 --> 00:43:34.360
she's like poker face. So I'm
like, is this what? What the

582
00:43:34.400 --> 00:43:36.920
fuck is this? I don't understand
what's happening. I had a date like

583
00:43:37.000 --> 00:43:40.440
that, Like I had a date
like that, like somewhat recently, like

584
00:43:40.480 --> 00:43:45.639
in the last like two years.
I had a date yea that I went

585
00:43:45.719 --> 00:43:50.480
on and she seemed like really excited
to like you know, meet up or

586
00:43:50.480 --> 00:43:52.719
whatever, and like I we went
to this like restaurant or this bar and

587
00:43:52.880 --> 00:43:59.599
like Manhattan, and I remember just
meeting up and then she just didn't say

588
00:43:59.639 --> 00:44:05.800
anything like I was supposed to like
carry the conversation entirely, like and every

589
00:44:05.840 --> 00:44:08.000
time I would suggest something, it
would she would say something else and then

590
00:44:08.039 --> 00:44:13.320
I would continue and then she would
It was like one word responses or like

591
00:44:13.480 --> 00:44:16.079
one sentence responses to what I was
saying. So I had to constantly like

592
00:44:16.280 --> 00:44:22.000
change the subject like like like like
an insane amount it like two Like I

593
00:44:22.159 --> 00:44:25.719
did not have enough subjects, like
straight up, And at a certain point,

594
00:44:25.760 --> 00:44:30.679
I was like I don't know what
to say to this person. And

595
00:44:30.119 --> 00:44:34.760
what baffled me too about that was
like we spent like basically like like the

596
00:44:34.800 --> 00:44:39.519
whole night together talking like me trying
to speak Yeah, and after we went,

597
00:44:39.639 --> 00:44:42.400
after we got dinner, I was
like, let's go to let's go

598
00:44:42.480 --> 00:44:45.800
get pizza, because like we needed. I was looking for things that we

599
00:44:45.880 --> 00:44:49.239
could do that would make it harder
for us to speak, you know what

600
00:44:49.320 --> 00:44:52.440
I mean, So like like,
oh, we're eating right now, We're

601
00:44:52.480 --> 00:44:54.800
not going to be talking the whole
time. And then I got a message

602
00:44:54.800 --> 00:44:57.199
next day it's like, hey,
that was really fun, you want to

603
00:44:57.239 --> 00:45:01.360
do it again? I was like, what what does that mean? It

604
00:45:01.599 --> 00:45:06.679
was so stressful. Never never had
those problems, bro, never have those

605
00:45:06.719 --> 00:45:08.280
problems. That was the only bad
date I've ever been. That was the

606
00:45:08.440 --> 00:45:13.360
that was sincerely the only date I've
ever had that was even remotely like that.

607
00:45:14.920 --> 00:45:17.239
Christ never that that should happen.
I'm hanging out with a girl.

608
00:45:17.880 --> 00:45:21.159
As soon as the moment, when
would I feel like you're not vibing me,

609
00:45:21.199 --> 00:45:23.239
I'm out of there, I'm leaving
your parmes. You don't even say

610
00:45:23.239 --> 00:45:30.760
that power walk away, get struck
by lightning. Fuck you, I'm too

611
00:45:30.920 --> 00:45:34.159
I'm too nice. I can't I
can't do that. I can't do that.

612
00:45:34.960 --> 00:45:37.760
To be able to I don't like
silly. I would like to be

613
00:45:37.800 --> 00:45:40.239
able to do that, but I
can't do it. Yeah, I'm silly,

614
00:45:40.360 --> 00:45:43.960
dude. That's not even being too
nicely. That's somebody wasted your time.

615
00:45:44.039 --> 00:45:46.440
So just like leave. Yeah,
but I was. I was in

616
00:45:46.519 --> 00:45:50.159
the city for that reason. So
like I would have just had to like

617
00:45:50.280 --> 00:45:53.880
home, go back up state.
No, that's like a forty dollars fucking

618
00:45:53.920 --> 00:45:57.760
thing. I'm like, I'm not
gonna go back up with and get nothing.

619
00:45:58.079 --> 00:46:00.840
First of all, I wanted to
see like if you know, if

620
00:46:00.840 --> 00:46:05.239
I could turn it into you know, something some but like but like it

621
00:46:05.400 --> 00:46:07.840
just did at the end of it, it just like it wasn't even it

622
00:46:08.000 --> 00:46:09.920
wasn't even where Like I was just
like I do want to go. You

623
00:46:09.920 --> 00:46:13.920
wouldn't believe how many bad dates I've
just left. I'm like, wow,

624
00:46:14.440 --> 00:46:16.440
no, not many. But I've
definitely realized I'm not getting Vagina and I've

625
00:46:16.440 --> 00:46:20.280
made Susan left. I've never had
a bad I've just never had a bad

626
00:46:21.559 --> 00:46:24.280
well, I've just I've never had
a bad day. I've had that.

627
00:46:24.400 --> 00:46:27.880
That was the only day I had, the only bad day I've ever done

628
00:46:27.880 --> 00:46:31.679
in my life. It happened,
and it happened when I was like old

629
00:46:32.159 --> 00:46:35.320
dude, it's crazy, I've done
it. Before the date's not gone where

630
00:46:35.320 --> 00:46:37.480
I wanted to go. I hit
I hit Elliott, Jalen, Chris,

631
00:46:38.239 --> 00:46:46.400
Joe, call minutes. Hold on, you're right now that you're saying this,

632
00:46:46.519 --> 00:46:49.960
I have I have employed that before, like I have been like,

633
00:46:50.039 --> 00:46:53.760
yo, call me and because that's
usually what you hear women do. Yeah,

634
00:46:53.840 --> 00:46:57.880
I've done that to me. You've
done that to me, Chris,

635
00:47:00.159 --> 00:47:06.000
to you, Chris, I swear
on my literally I've asked you. Yeah,

636
00:47:06.039 --> 00:47:09.360
yeah, yeah I did. I
remember that specifically. I was yeah,

637
00:47:09.480 --> 00:47:14.480
yeah, okay, yeah it was
and I was like, yeah,

638
00:47:14.480 --> 00:47:16.840
I got you, Like, yeah, I got you. I mean,

639
00:47:17.400 --> 00:47:21.719
you did it really horribly. Thank
god I would I would. I was

640
00:47:21.760 --> 00:47:23.599
thinking I was, I would put
it on speaker phone and thank god I

641
00:47:23.719 --> 00:47:28.559
didn't. Thank God I didn't,
because you would not have sold it well.

642
00:47:28.960 --> 00:47:31.159
But it did work. It got
me out of because I was like,

643
00:47:31.280 --> 00:47:35.760
Yo, I'm in a really awkward
I'm gonna like, I'm not gonna

644
00:47:35.760 --> 00:47:38.320
explain. I'm in like I'm in
an apartment that I really should I really

645
00:47:38.360 --> 00:47:42.960
would like to get out of,
but I don't have a good excuse to

646
00:47:43.079 --> 00:47:47.760
leave because I just got here.
Call me very soon and tell me that,

647
00:47:47.920 --> 00:47:50.800
like I think I told told me, told you to tell me that,

648
00:47:50.920 --> 00:47:55.320
like, uh, something in the
apartment. It was. It was

649
00:47:55.360 --> 00:48:00.119
like, yeah, something like some
appliance that we had was like flooding or

650
00:48:00.199 --> 00:48:01.960
something in the apartment and I had
to come and help fix it. And

651
00:48:02.000 --> 00:48:04.440
I was like, all right,
well, I gotta I gotta go home.

652
00:48:04.480 --> 00:48:07.719
My house is flooding. I don't
want to deal with that. Uh.

653
00:48:07.840 --> 00:48:09.239
And it worked. It's good.
It was a good It was.

654
00:48:09.360 --> 00:48:14.480
It was good. But I mean, that's that's weird to me because the

655
00:48:14.599 --> 00:48:16.719
only way I've never done, no, I've never had, the only thing,

656
00:48:16.800 --> 00:48:22.719
the only closest thing I've ever done
was a tender. When tender was

657
00:48:22.800 --> 00:48:28.079
fairly like popping twenty thirteen, something
like that. Twenty fourteen, there was

658
00:48:28.480 --> 00:48:32.199
a woman that clearly lied about her
age. She was like a lot older

659
00:48:32.559 --> 00:48:36.320
than she was in her picture,
and so when I showed up, I

660
00:48:36.440 --> 00:48:38.000
was like, what the fuck is
this bro? That's the safer one?

661
00:48:42.159 --> 00:48:44.159
No, no, no, no, she she was like much older.

662
00:48:44.159 --> 00:48:45.280
And I was like, what the
fuck is this bullshit? Like she's this

663
00:48:45.480 --> 00:48:50.800
chick is not like she's gotta be
aged? Was she aged past nine?

664
00:48:50.880 --> 00:48:54.000
At least? She was? She
was she was looking. She wasn't even

665
00:48:54.119 --> 00:48:58.840
done up. That was like the
most egregious thing because I think she just

666
00:48:58.960 --> 00:49:00.800
wanted, like, oh, actually
come over and smash type of deal,

667
00:49:01.400 --> 00:49:05.159
because she was not even like,
oh, let me get dulled up or

668
00:49:05.199 --> 00:49:07.599
nothing like that, Like I got
to impress this nigga. No, So

669
00:49:07.719 --> 00:49:08.639
I show up and I'm like what, I was like, are you fucking

670
00:49:08.679 --> 00:49:14.239
for real? And so I'm disappointed. So I tell her my phone's in

671
00:49:14.320 --> 00:49:15.320
my pocket. I tell her,
oh, my bad, I left my

672
00:49:15.360 --> 00:49:17.199
phone in my car. I was
gonna go grab it, and I just

673
00:49:17.519 --> 00:49:22.960
took off, just fucking took off, never came back. Yeah, because

674
00:49:23.719 --> 00:49:28.639
that's just crazy. Agree, I
wish I was being Tinder because I would

675
00:49:28.639 --> 00:49:31.480
have definitely been mom hunting on Tinder
of the time after I was a cool

676
00:49:31.519 --> 00:49:37.280
man, especially sancifically, I don't
even care. I probably would have been

677
00:49:37.320 --> 00:49:40.760
mad, even if like it's the
idea of just don't bullshit me, like

678
00:49:40.840 --> 00:49:43.880
what the hell? Like what if
it was fine, If it was a

679
00:49:43.920 --> 00:49:45.800
fine moment, if she was fine, I'm sure I would have powered through,

680
00:49:46.039 --> 00:49:49.360
like and then I would have been
just annoyed later when I left,

681
00:49:49.440 --> 00:49:52.559
like this dumb bitch. But I
probably still would have did it, but

682
00:49:52.760 --> 00:49:57.119
the fact that, like this lazy, fucking and trapped broad I never had

683
00:49:57.159 --> 00:49:59.679
a chance. There's never never had, never had to do my I never

684
00:49:59.719 --> 00:50:01.039
had to do my mom days.
Man, never gonna do that. I'm

685
00:50:01.079 --> 00:50:04.920
so jealous of everybody. There's a
lot, man, there's a lot of

686
00:50:05.000 --> 00:50:07.639
things you like, I'm thinking about
that kind of thing, like oh the

687
00:50:08.000 --> 00:50:10.599
check little check marks things, and
I'm like, oh, I didn't do

688
00:50:10.679 --> 00:50:13.599
that, to do that, didn't
do that, And I was like,

689
00:50:13.679 --> 00:50:17.079
it's like, you're never gonna do
And the only reason why that happens,

690
00:50:17.119 --> 00:50:21.440
though, is because you're just living
life. You're not thinking about it now,

691
00:50:21.599 --> 00:50:24.559
Like some day I'm gonna settle down, let me fucking do all the

692
00:50:24.760 --> 00:50:28.960
dumb shit, and then you just
you don't think about it. You also

693
00:50:29.000 --> 00:50:30.559
can't tell when you're gonna fucking fall
in love and like that. You don't

694
00:50:30.559 --> 00:50:34.079
know it's gonna happen one day and
I'll be like, well, damn,

695
00:50:34.079 --> 00:50:37.480
I'm doing this. Yeah, I
definitely I told myself for sure. I'm

696
00:50:37.519 --> 00:50:43.199
like I am not I'm not interested
in anymore. Like I'm just gonna fix

697
00:50:43.280 --> 00:50:45.599
myself. I don't give a fuck
about long distance shit anymore. I always

698
00:50:45.639 --> 00:50:47.280
kept my options open, right,
I always kept my options open, and

699
00:50:47.320 --> 00:50:50.719
then all of sudden, this dumb
shit happened again, and I'm like,

700
00:50:50.800 --> 00:50:52.960
what the what the fuck? Man? And I tell you every time,

701
00:50:52.960 --> 00:50:55.239
and I tell this to people.
I know, it's a running joke that

702
00:50:55.320 --> 00:50:59.119
like, this is this is my
thing, this is my preference, and

703
00:50:59.159 --> 00:51:02.920
I'm like, I swear on everything. I've never pushed the issue when it

704
00:51:04.000 --> 00:51:07.199
came to this ship. I usually
like, oh, let me go on

705
00:51:07.320 --> 00:51:10.320
a dating website. Let me go
on. I tried a website called the

706
00:51:10.440 --> 00:51:16.079
app called Bumble, where supposedly it's
supposed to be a better experience or some

707
00:51:16.199 --> 00:51:21.679
shit, and then uh, it's
still same fucking problems. Is local?

708
00:51:22.840 --> 00:51:23.679
I don't know, man, I
don't know what was up with CALLI the

709
00:51:23.760 --> 00:51:28.119
local. I just have horrible luck
with local bitches. Men. Like even

710
00:51:28.159 --> 00:51:30.119
when it was like, oh,
we're so compatible, were so like,

711
00:51:30.199 --> 00:51:34.079
oh fucking you're a huge fan of
the Simpsons, you're into this and your

712
00:51:34.119 --> 00:51:37.559
sNaN shit, and then some dummy
fucking bullshit would just like happen. I'm

713
00:51:37.559 --> 00:51:39.239
like, brouh. And then all
of a sudden, dating apps are horrible.

714
00:51:39.239 --> 00:51:43.920
I'm really glad. I'm really glad. I never like I never even

715
00:51:44.199 --> 00:51:49.440
I've never used them actually, like
it makes I made profiles on them out

716
00:51:49.480 --> 00:51:52.599
of curiosity, just just purely just
to see, like I wonder, just

717
00:51:52.760 --> 00:51:54.239
curious to see if I could,
I would get nipples. And that was

718
00:51:54.320 --> 00:51:59.639
it. Like I wouldn't talk to
people I don't know, man, but

719
00:52:00.039 --> 00:52:02.719
I mean I thought they were fine. Oh yeah, go sorry, Well

720
00:52:02.719 --> 00:52:07.039
I was gonna say, like I've
I can't recall a single time where I've

721
00:52:07.320 --> 00:52:13.440
ever had you've been I think,
so yeah, it's not really my friends

722
00:52:13.519 --> 00:52:16.440
and I we all, we all
understood the message. We didn't have any

723
00:52:16.519 --> 00:52:22.880
like friends on the spectrum that would
or or god forbid a guy. One

724
00:52:22.000 --> 00:52:27.000
guy tried, one guy tried.
I was visiting. I was in Arizona

725
00:52:27.480 --> 00:52:32.840
visiting, and and and a guy
like this hot blunt dude. I want

726
00:52:32.840 --> 00:52:37.880
to guys, people go to Arizona
if you want to get some women,

727
00:52:37.880 --> 00:52:39.639
if you're having trouble. I don't
know what the hell is going on with

728
00:52:39.719 --> 00:52:44.519
there, but like the hottest I
was like the most bummish bro. I

729
00:52:44.599 --> 00:52:50.079
went to a bar wearing a brown
Jimi Hendrix hoodie that had holes in it.

730
00:52:50.320 --> 00:52:54.320
It was falling apart and like the
most beautiful chicken that bar like.

731
00:52:54.480 --> 00:53:00.320
I pulled her and there was a
pretty decent looking guy that was lacks trying

732
00:53:00.320 --> 00:53:02.320
to cock block me. Was my
friend's friend, but since he was like

733
00:53:02.440 --> 00:53:06.519
some fucking fuck boy, she wasn't
interested and so he got shut down.

734
00:53:06.559 --> 00:53:09.840
He was pissed off. That was
the closest where he tried to cock block

735
00:53:09.880 --> 00:53:13.119
me. But she was like,
they're into like, I don't know.

736
00:53:13.239 --> 00:53:17.119
I do think they're into like bums, dude, Because I my dating experience

737
00:53:17.159 --> 00:53:20.320
when I was in Arizona when I
lived there at the time, I would

738
00:53:20.360 --> 00:53:24.400
visit, it was like it was
way better than any place I lived.

739
00:53:24.559 --> 00:53:29.480
It was weird. It was fucking
really weird. So I'm just saying anybody

740
00:53:29.639 --> 00:53:36.599
was weird, Yeah, weird,
right, California suck, though. Dating

741
00:53:36.639 --> 00:53:43.800
New Yorker is is horrible, working
Kelly terrible, terrible women. But city

742
00:53:43.840 --> 00:53:46.239
girls, New York City girls are
horrible. New York City girls are like,

743
00:53:46.519 --> 00:53:52.599
like really really really worse than Hollywood
bitch as you think disagree, they're

744
00:53:52.679 --> 00:53:55.679
up there with good La girls.
New York City girls are terrible. Chris

745
00:53:57.280 --> 00:54:04.119
and City girls, the ones that
talk like our aunts what. They don't

746
00:54:04.119 --> 00:54:05.920
talk like you. They don't talk
like my aunts. I don't know what

747
00:54:05.960 --> 00:54:09.360
you're talking about. They talk like
my fucking aunts broke every other word.

748
00:54:09.599 --> 00:54:12.800
Well, here's what I think this
is going. I think I think I

749
00:54:12.840 --> 00:54:15.159
think you're saying that. I think
you're saying that because your experience with those

750
00:54:15.199 --> 00:54:19.920
people's specifically when you were when you
were young and an idiot, and so

751
00:54:20.039 --> 00:54:24.960
you were also attracting young idiots as
opposed to being an adult now where you're

752
00:54:25.039 --> 00:54:29.960
not, although you are still incredibly
stupid, it's a different situation. I

753
00:54:30.039 --> 00:54:31.400
mean, hey, bro, yeah, but I'm thriving somehow, which is

754
00:54:31.440 --> 00:54:36.039
also doesn't make sense. I'm I'm
I'm not. I'm a conundrum of a

755
00:54:36.159 --> 00:54:42.119
human. But I don't know.
I think if all jokes aside, I

756
00:54:42.159 --> 00:54:44.760
think everywhere it's kind of the same. I just think that you have to

757
00:54:44.840 --> 00:54:47.519
deal with like different kinds of just
you know, Like I feel like Californians

758
00:54:47.639 --> 00:54:52.360
are the problem with Californians are they're
just I don't think I think genuinely,

759
00:54:52.400 --> 00:54:59.480
people from California you don't understand other
people exist. Like I think they're able

760
00:54:59.519 --> 00:55:01.280
to inking mean to others in a
way that I've never been able. I've

761
00:55:01.280 --> 00:55:04.559
never seen before because they just I
just don't think they take the moment to

762
00:55:04.599 --> 00:55:07.320
be like, oh, that don't
convenience somebody. Yeah, you know what,

763
00:55:07.400 --> 00:55:09.840
I just want to say, it's
real quick to just just to pigback

764
00:55:09.880 --> 00:55:13.719
on what you were saying about Callie. Yesterday, I was at the gym

765
00:55:13.840 --> 00:55:17.199
and I made that I came to
conclude that this girl must be from Callie

766
00:55:17.599 --> 00:55:22.000
just because she was working out like
right next to me, and when she

767
00:55:22.199 --> 00:55:27.320
was done, she took out this
giant spray bottle and just and then fuck

768
00:55:27.440 --> 00:55:30.840
pieced out and like, I have
bad allergies. So I was like,

769
00:55:30.039 --> 00:55:34.840
what the And I was like this
California she's from she moved here, She's

770
00:55:34.840 --> 00:55:37.199
from California. Because that's the type
of shit that that's like the type of

771
00:55:37.280 --> 00:55:39.639
shit. I just don't think they
understand it, and you mean to other

772
00:55:39.679 --> 00:55:43.880
people. That's why I think it
is. I don't think that they're selfish.

773
00:55:44.840 --> 00:55:49.360
I just don't think they I don't
think they understand that like, outside

774
00:55:49.400 --> 00:55:57.119
of me, there's other beings that
deserve respect as well too. I think

775
00:55:57.159 --> 00:56:00.239
it is and I think for for
people from New York, I thing if

776
00:56:00.239 --> 00:56:02.199
you wrot from New York are very
they just they're a little too self centered

777
00:56:02.360 --> 00:56:05.199
for me. From the girls i've
met, they're very, very, very

778
00:56:05.320 --> 00:56:09.480
very self absorbed. Tim's New York
fitted I'm cool, dude. Let's trust

779
00:56:09.480 --> 00:56:13.119
me. Those girls are the worst, bro, trust me, you know,

780
00:56:13.960 --> 00:56:16.280
man, Tim, Tim's is it
given? That's like cheetah print tattoo,

781
00:56:17.000 --> 00:56:22.559
where like, no, man,
you gotta stay away from print tattoo.

782
00:56:22.000 --> 00:56:25.639
But all right, I want to
get through. I want to get

783
00:56:25.639 --> 00:56:30.239
through some more of these spent,
just do it. So let's okay,

784
00:56:30.280 --> 00:56:35.159
So Little nig Planet wrote, and
he says, hey, guys, I've

785
00:56:35.199 --> 00:56:38.599
returned with another question. Which option
is worse? Or which is worse?

786
00:56:39.079 --> 00:56:44.920
Expressing ideas that are actively harming others
because you believe them to be true or

787
00:56:45.000 --> 00:56:49.159
because of drifting and making a profit. Both feel especially relevant in our current

788
00:56:49.199 --> 00:56:55.559
situation. I'm curious to hear your
thoughts have a good one. Drifting is

789
00:56:55.599 --> 00:57:01.840
worse because the it's it's almost like
you, it's hard to be completely mad

790
00:57:01.920 --> 00:57:08.239
at ignorant motherfuckers that don't think about
theocracy, man, like how horrible religion

791
00:57:08.280 --> 00:57:13.599
has been for society, and it's
it's hard to be so angry at these

792
00:57:13.639 --> 00:57:17.000
people because some people are so genuinely
just decent, but some of their beliefs

793
00:57:17.039 --> 00:57:22.199
are so fucking wild towards it.
They're incredible, they're kind souls, but

794
00:57:22.239 --> 00:57:25.119
they're also incredibly bigoted because of the
you know, and it's like, fuck,

795
00:57:25.239 --> 00:57:31.400
it's like a real, for real
they're not bad, they're actually good

796
00:57:31.480 --> 00:57:36.760
people. I think of what's that
guy's name, the demon looking guy,

797
00:57:37.280 --> 00:57:42.960
Kenneth Copeland is at it. Have
you seen that fucking he's literally a demon

798
00:57:43.639 --> 00:57:49.599
and he's he's a demon in human
skin. Even his hair croll is a

799
00:57:49.679 --> 00:57:52.880
little bit up like horns. It
doesn't even make any sense. I think

800
00:57:52.920 --> 00:57:57.280
Kenneth Copelan's the right name, and
that guy clearly he doesn't believe what he

801
00:57:57.719 --> 00:58:04.360
he's like, that is Will personified
versus you know, even the fucking the

802
00:58:04.519 --> 00:58:09.239
Muslim that blows himself up and ship
were I'm more mad at like a person

803
00:58:09.360 --> 00:58:14.599
that's grifting telling him to do it
than the person that's actually like you know

804
00:58:14.639 --> 00:58:17.239
what I'm saying. I think grift
thing, you understand it's not true,

805
00:58:17.599 --> 00:58:22.000
and you're feeding imasinformation of people that
would believe it's because of the fact that

806
00:58:22.039 --> 00:58:30.559
they're they're believable. There you're actively
you're actively poisoning people's minds further than they

807
00:58:30.559 --> 00:58:37.920
already would be for profit while understanding
that it's wrong, evil enough to do

808
00:58:38.039 --> 00:58:40.159
it. Man, I just wanted, I just I was even enough to

809
00:58:40.199 --> 00:58:44.559
do it. It would which I
think the thing that does suck about the

810
00:58:44.599 --> 00:58:49.159
world is that it would benefit you. It would benefit you greatly to be

811
00:58:49.400 --> 00:58:53.039
that evil. Like that is a
really sad reality about the world is that

812
00:58:53.119 --> 00:59:01.119
it it it It really does pay
incredible dividends to be just the worst,

813
00:59:01.519 --> 00:59:07.559
and the opposite is pretty much never
true. Like there's no like, yeah,

814
00:59:07.400 --> 00:59:12.119
being a good being a good person
is beneficial. It's beneficial to you.

815
00:59:12.679 --> 00:59:16.320
It's it's beneficial to you in the
sentiment like it's beneficial to you in

816
00:59:16.360 --> 00:59:20.239
the sense that you can sleep well
at night, like you know, you're

817
00:59:20.320 --> 00:59:25.119
you're comfortable with yourself. But it
doesn't your part doesn't help you swing being

818
00:59:25.199 --> 00:59:30.440
no being being being, being a
good person is beneficial, but being a

819
00:59:30.599 --> 00:59:35.239
shitty person is more beneficial. That's
what we're talking about. That's literally like

820
00:59:36.320 --> 00:59:37.920
being a person that's willing to help
other people to tell the truth that do

821
00:59:38.039 --> 00:59:43.880
think that's still beneficial well, I
mean, you know, you know,

822
00:59:43.960 --> 00:59:47.639
it's it's it's it is. It's
beneficial, it's it is beneficial to you

823
00:59:50.719 --> 00:59:54.239
and almost exclusively to you. Like
it feels like it's a very very very

824
00:59:54.280 --> 00:59:59.719
self contained system where it's like you
act good to people, you are good

825
00:59:59.719 --> 01:00:05.280
to be people, and therefore you
feel good because of that, and you

826
01:00:05.440 --> 01:00:08.320
sleep well because of that. You're
you know, your your general I don't

827
01:00:08.320 --> 01:00:13.800
know, demeanor is positive, like
it's not. It doesn't. It doesn't

828
01:00:13.920 --> 01:00:16.519
spill out into any negativity as opposed
to like, but you're not. But

829
01:00:16.599 --> 01:00:21.159
you're not going to succeed very much
like you're not going to You're never going

830
01:00:21.199 --> 01:00:25.079
to have like you're you're not going
to be Jeff Bezos unless you're evil,

831
01:00:25.199 --> 01:00:28.920
you know what I mean, Yeah, you're not. You're not going to

832
01:00:29.039 --> 01:00:30.920
reach the upper ups without being a
bad person. Yes, I agree,

833
01:00:31.760 --> 01:00:36.519
being your bible comfortable life if you're
like a good person, I love a

834
01:00:36.519 --> 01:00:38.400
comfortable life. I don't bother anybody
people, I have people. I care

835
01:00:38.440 --> 01:00:44.280
about that. But even then you
have to worry about, as as a

836
01:00:44.360 --> 01:00:47.440
good person, the fact that there
are bad people around you. So like

837
01:00:47.559 --> 01:00:52.159
that's the good, that's the that's
games theory. Actually it's ultimate dilemma right

838
01:00:52.199 --> 01:00:53.360
there. It's like, yeah,
so I don't want to be bad,

839
01:00:54.000 --> 01:00:58.719
but other people are bad. Some
I'm gonna be bad in preparation for the

840
01:00:58.760 --> 01:01:02.039
bad people do bad just I think
most people. I think most people are

841
01:01:02.119 --> 01:01:06.760
bad because other people are bad on
the way, and I think so.

842
01:01:06.840 --> 01:01:07.599
I think I think so too.
I think a lot of it is self

843
01:01:07.639 --> 01:01:10.280
defense. Is self defense sincerely.
I think it's like I think it's like,

844
01:01:10.320 --> 01:01:15.079
well, I'm going to I'm going
to even just in the in the

845
01:01:15.400 --> 01:01:21.199
in the in a framework of like
put I'll put it this way. I've

846
01:01:21.280 --> 01:01:24.280
had situations where I have opened up
to people, like people that I trust

847
01:01:24.440 --> 01:01:28.400
very or people that I like,
you know, have a have a connection

848
01:01:28.440 --> 01:01:30.239
with, and I've opened I confided
certain things in them, and then at

849
01:01:30.320 --> 01:01:34.800
some point they like flip it on
me where it's like, oh, well,

850
01:01:34.840 --> 01:01:37.679
now I'm going to tell other people
this this this private stuff that you've

851
01:01:37.679 --> 01:01:40.719
confided in me, and it's like, well, that's pretty fucked up.

852
01:01:40.719 --> 01:01:44.039
If I was a bad person,
I would have just lied or never told

853
01:01:44.079 --> 01:01:46.480
you any of this stuff, and
I would have been and I would have

854
01:01:46.519 --> 01:01:51.039
been right to do that, which
is crazy. No, but like I

855
01:01:51.079 --> 01:01:53.440
mean, like it's it's just,
uh, it is. It is unfortunate

856
01:01:53.639 --> 01:02:00.599
that it just it really is just
incredibly beneficial to just be a scumbag.

857
01:02:00.679 --> 01:02:05.840
It does generally like kind of come
back and like, but there are and

858
01:02:05.920 --> 01:02:14.320
I'll say this, I do generally
believe that it always comes around. But

859
01:02:14.639 --> 01:02:19.280
I do think that there's a chance
that the time it takes for it to

860
01:02:19.320 --> 01:02:22.880
come around can be so long that
the people just outlive it. It's like

861
01:02:22.960 --> 01:02:27.280
that Jimmy Savile guy. Do you
know that guy from fucking uh from Britain

862
01:02:27.440 --> 01:02:30.599
from like the sixties or seventies or
whatever. He was like big, yeah,

863
01:02:30.880 --> 01:02:34.159
everybody love whatever. Yeah, they
put statues up of him and he

864
01:02:34.280 --> 01:02:37.880
was like super successful and then he
died and then after he died, everything

865
01:02:37.920 --> 01:02:40.480
came out of him. So his
legacy's ruined. But he didn't experience any

866
01:02:40.519 --> 01:02:44.719
of that, Like he like,
he lived a fucking you know, a

867
01:02:44.840 --> 01:02:47.239
life that he loved and at that
point it don't matter. At that point,

868
01:02:47.239 --> 01:02:51.480
it doesn't matter. Yeah, I
feel like karma only exist if you

869
01:02:51.559 --> 01:02:57.159
believe in it. Like say,
when when people subconsciously put get themselves in

870
01:02:57.199 --> 01:03:00.840
the negative situations because they feel guilty
for what they've done. But if you

871
01:03:00.960 --> 01:03:04.239
don't feel guilty at all, like
you're gonna be fine, like all the

872
01:03:04.400 --> 01:03:08.599
evil, hateful, crazy long lives
because they're fueled by the for the love

873
01:03:08.679 --> 01:03:12.480
of hate and breed. I think
you're totally right because a lot of that

874
01:03:12.519 --> 01:03:14.840
stuff, a lot of a lot
of that stuff is like ultimately like self

875
01:03:14.960 --> 01:03:16.599
sabotage stuff, where it's like,
I feel guilty about this thing, and

876
01:03:16.599 --> 01:03:19.920
so I'm gonna act in ways like
I feel like I should get caught.

877
01:03:20.079 --> 01:03:22.800
So I'm gonna I'm gonna do like
these sets. But if you're if you're

878
01:03:22.840 --> 01:03:27.000
not thinking that, dude, you're
fucking clear for treatment. When I worked

879
01:03:27.039 --> 01:03:30.000
at Duncan Donuts, my manager was
such a bitch to me. She would

880
01:03:30.039 --> 01:03:31.400
talk down to me, she would
yell at me. She'd ask me to

881
01:03:31.440 --> 01:03:35.639
stay late when I know I couldn't
have had school. She was too yell

882
01:03:35.639 --> 01:03:37.239
at me. How I didn't do
shit right? Bro. When I quit

883
01:03:37.400 --> 01:03:42.880
that job, I physically felt sick
because when I quit, I left the

884
01:03:42.920 --> 01:03:44.719
new person and I was like,
I'm not doing this and I can't talk

885
01:03:44.719 --> 01:03:47.599
about this. I was like nineteen. I quit and literally I went to

886
01:03:47.639 --> 01:03:51.760
hang out with my friends who were
smoking, and I physically felt ill,

887
01:03:52.400 --> 01:03:55.000
like my body was like that was
the last. That was the most human

888
01:03:55.079 --> 01:04:00.199
reactor I've had in my life.
And it felt disgusting. It felt like,

889
01:04:00.400 --> 01:04:04.880
oh, I'm so weak that this
person mistreating me. Still I want

890
01:04:04.920 --> 01:04:09.480
to help this other human I was
there. I left that new bitch.

891
01:04:09.519 --> 01:04:12.280
Oh she was our second day.
I left her on the job by herself.

892
01:04:12.719 --> 01:04:15.400
Walk the fuck out. When I
spoke to my friends, it was

893
01:04:15.400 --> 01:04:17.920
one of the most fun things I
ever did in my life. But this

894
01:04:18.039 --> 01:04:20.559
shit like that where I'm like,
that's such a human weakness, where you're

895
01:04:20.599 --> 01:04:23.599
like, you do something like even
now when I do something bad, like

896
01:04:23.639 --> 01:04:26.360
when I do something, I don't
feel like I did right, I still

897
01:04:26.679 --> 01:04:30.320
feel gross about it, and I'm
like, damn, bro, that is

898
01:04:30.400 --> 01:04:34.760
just stupid ass empathy. This is
a weak feeling. But I have so

899
01:04:35.000 --> 01:04:39.239
much of it. Yeah, because, yeah, I just I wish I

900
01:04:39.320 --> 01:04:42.280
didn't. I wish I was fucking
I had a compound with skate parks and

901
01:04:42.280 --> 01:04:45.440
shit, you know what I mean. I just can't. I can't do

902
01:04:45.599 --> 01:04:48.719
it. All right, Let's say
I would never grift. I would never

903
01:04:48.760 --> 01:04:51.039
grift. That joke about it,
but I couldn't do it. I can

904
01:04:51.400 --> 01:04:54.320
do it. If we could have
done it, we would have done it

905
01:04:54.360 --> 01:04:59.159
already. You know. It's it's
I can't be someone that tells people like

906
01:04:59.760 --> 01:05:02.159
I, I can't go up against
science and be like this is a there's

907
01:05:02.280 --> 01:05:05.679
science that this thing can kill you. And then I am my face,

908
01:05:05.880 --> 01:05:09.920
knowing that people are watching me,
be like that's not true, and they

909
01:05:10.000 --> 01:05:14.039
believe me and they die because I
would get one letter of the person dying

910
01:05:14.199 --> 01:05:17.320
from some ship that I said that
was stupid and that ship would destroy me.

911
01:05:17.960 --> 01:05:21.440
That would ruin me. I don't
have to get fan fans. This

912
01:05:21.559 --> 01:05:25.159
kind of goes this kind of goes
into this this question to commander and Queifro

913
01:05:25.199 --> 01:05:30.519
and he says, how to eat
from YouTuber scamming their fans or trying to

914
01:05:30.559 --> 01:05:34.400
have sex with miners to normal people. Just unloading on anyone in the service

915
01:05:34.480 --> 01:05:39.679
industry. Why do you think that
as soon as anyone has the smallest bit

916
01:05:39.760 --> 01:05:43.920
of power they immediately use it in
the worst way possible? And how do

917
01:05:44.000 --> 01:05:45.719
you think you've avoided it in your
own lives? And given the podcast Growing

918
01:05:45.719 --> 01:05:54.199
Success, Power Corrupt, I think
that it just really comes down to because

919
01:05:55.000 --> 01:05:58.639
we kind of live in bubbles.
Uh, and we forget how many people

920
01:05:58.840 --> 01:06:01.719
like, say, for example,
YouTube, It's it's kind of staggering astonishing

921
01:06:01.719 --> 01:06:04.800
when I think about how many people
have careers of via YouTube or something.

922
01:06:05.360 --> 01:06:10.960
It's a lot of fucking people.
I feel like most of them, we

923
01:06:11.119 --> 01:06:13.519
never hear about them. Most of
them are fine, they're just doing their

924
01:06:13.559 --> 01:06:18.119
thing. But then we hear about
those small amounts of pieces of shit that

925
01:06:18.239 --> 01:06:23.679
happened to you know, get some
notoriety or get some fame, whatever,

926
01:06:23.760 --> 01:06:27.039
influence, what the fuck you want
to call it. And I feel like

927
01:06:27.239 --> 01:06:30.760
we and then plenty of other people, we're pretty normal for the most part,

928
01:06:30.880 --> 01:06:34.800
So even though like we've gained an
audience, we're just fucking people.

929
01:06:35.360 --> 01:06:39.360
Like we're just normal. We're just
Raylan fucking people for the most part.

930
01:06:39.519 --> 01:06:44.000
So but then there's the other person
that you know, probably works an office

931
01:06:44.119 --> 01:06:47.800
job, thinks about diddling kids,
but doesn't have an opportunity, happens to

932
01:06:47.880 --> 01:06:50.960
get fucking popular on YouTube somehow,
and now it's like, oh sweet,

933
01:06:51.000 --> 01:06:56.559
I have access to kids now,
you know, Like, so since we

934
01:06:56.719 --> 01:07:00.239
like fucking adults with like you know, big boobies and and butts and stuff

935
01:07:00.360 --> 01:07:05.239
like that, shit just don't happen, Like, but like that shit,

936
01:07:05.320 --> 01:07:09.400
I've never understand that, dude.
I'm like, I see big boobies in

937
01:07:09.440 --> 01:07:12.039
my eyes pop out of my head, and I'm just like, I see

938
01:07:12.079 --> 01:07:15.960
big booty and I don't want to
fucking dumb bitch that hasn't, like,

939
01:07:15.000 --> 01:07:18.480
get the fuck out of here.
What the fuck isn't this the fucking dummies?

940
01:07:19.079 --> 01:07:21.079
How the fuck is that? Even
I don't know, I'm not gonna

941
01:07:21.079 --> 01:07:24.559
be there. Well, that's a
whole Their braids are fucked like, they're

942
01:07:24.599 --> 01:07:28.440
just they're just wrong. They're just
wrong on every fucking on every fucking level.

943
01:07:28.960 --> 01:07:31.400
But I don't know, man,
I feel like I feel like the

944
01:07:31.639 --> 01:07:42.599
second I do think any amount of
power is immediately destabilizing, especially because I

945
01:07:42.599 --> 01:07:47.199
don't think people are necessarily designed.
Maybe the design is the right word,

946
01:07:47.239 --> 01:07:49.920
isn't the right word, but like, I don't think people are necessarily meant

947
01:07:50.719 --> 01:07:55.559
to grapple with that much control over. Like, I don't think our brains

948
01:07:55.559 --> 01:08:00.880
are really I think certain people are, but they're not the vast major I

949
01:08:00.920 --> 01:08:02.280
don't think so. I don't think
that's true. I think some people are

950
01:08:02.360 --> 01:08:04.960
built to be leaders. I think
some people are built to be leaders.

951
01:08:05.000 --> 01:08:06.599
I don't agree. You know what
I think it is. I think there

952
01:08:06.639 --> 01:08:12.360
are certain people who are sociopaths.
And though I think that's what, I

953
01:08:12.360 --> 01:08:15.960
don't think it's I don't think it's
necessarily that, like some people's brains can

954
01:08:15.000 --> 01:08:18.800
handle that. I think it's just
some people's brains don't give a shit,

955
01:08:19.560 --> 01:08:25.000
and it's usually brains that are not
all that moment. I don't know,

956
01:08:25.079 --> 01:08:28.000
man, because we even even think
of trying, man, I think of

957
01:08:28.079 --> 01:08:32.760
tries before we got into but there
there was still there were still things broken

958
01:08:32.800 --> 01:08:35.880
down. No, no, no, you're right right, you're not you're

959
01:08:36.039 --> 01:08:43.279
understanding. I think people can conceptualize
leading a community. I just don't think

960
01:08:43.319 --> 01:08:50.520
people conceptual can conceptualize realistically leading thousands
of people. I don't think that.

961
01:08:50.560 --> 01:08:53.800
I don't think that was built into
our brains that. I don't think I

962
01:08:53.840 --> 01:08:57.279
don't think our brains are meant for
that. And so when we do something,

963
01:08:57.319 --> 01:08:59.880
I think when we get praise,
right, like when I put out

964
01:08:59.920 --> 01:09:01.399
of video and it gets like five
hundred thousand views and like fucking like,

965
01:09:01.479 --> 01:09:05.359
I don't know, however many fucking
likes and comments and like thousands and thousands

966
01:09:05.399 --> 01:09:09.880
and thousands of people are like praising
it or whatever, or praising me.

967
01:09:10.479 --> 01:09:14.840
That's weird. The brain is not
meant to receive that amount of praise.

968
01:09:14.880 --> 01:09:18.439
It's also not meant to receive that
amount of criticism either, Like I can't

969
01:09:18.479 --> 01:09:29.760
imagine that a caveman receives even a
fraction of like the feedback that an average

970
01:09:30.000 --> 01:09:33.239
you know that we do, you
know, as as even just as even

971
01:09:33.279 --> 01:09:38.800
as low tear, as far as
like fame goes content creators, like we

972
01:09:38.880 --> 01:09:43.920
are on the lower end. But
I remember specifically feeling, like I'll put

973
01:09:43.960 --> 01:09:46.920
it this way, I remember feeling
one time I went outside and I was

974
01:09:47.000 --> 01:09:51.239
outside and I was walking around and
I didn't get recognized, and I remember

975
01:09:51.359 --> 01:09:57.720
thinking, ah, that's a bummer. And I remember thinking like, whoa,

976
01:09:59.359 --> 01:10:01.840
why what is that? That's so
weird. That shouldn't be like because

977
01:10:01.840 --> 01:10:04.800
it was almost like it was like
a measure of success right where it's like,

978
01:10:04.840 --> 01:10:08.000
oh, I'm going out, I'm
getting recognized, and a second I

979
01:10:08.039 --> 01:10:10.039
don't. It's like, oh am
I failing, Like what's going on?

980
01:10:10.159 --> 01:10:12.800
It's fucking weird. It's interesting.
Yeah, And that And that's, by

981
01:10:12.800 --> 01:10:15.039
the way, at my level,
I can't even imagine somebody at like fucking

982
01:10:15.119 --> 01:10:18.560
like you know, beauty pies level
or fucking you know somebody who's like way

983
01:10:18.600 --> 01:10:21.479
way bigger. And I noticed that, and I was able to kind of

984
01:10:21.479 --> 01:10:24.159
like nip that shit in the bud
where it's like, I don't like the

985
01:10:24.159 --> 01:10:28.079
way that my brain's making making sense
of all this. But I don't think

986
01:10:28.119 --> 01:10:30.319
a lot of people have that self
awareness. I think maybe some people do.

987
01:10:31.079 --> 01:10:33.720
I think I think we're I think
we're capable of more than we think.

988
01:10:33.760 --> 01:10:39.239
But I think at the same time, we need to get ourselves in

989
01:10:39.319 --> 01:10:44.039
a place where that's fine because because
I think mental I think mentally we're capable

990
01:10:44.039 --> 01:10:46.239
of so much more than we let
ourselves we we think we are. I

991
01:10:46.279 --> 01:10:48.840
think we're Do you think that we
can levitate? Do you are you one

992
01:10:48.880 --> 01:10:51.960
of those people? No? Not
that, but like being able to departmentalize

993
01:10:53.000 --> 01:10:56.319
like lots of trauma that happens to
us, being able to understand our our

994
01:10:56.319 --> 01:11:00.239
emotions properly. That should as impressive
things that we are capable of doing.

995
01:11:00.680 --> 01:11:03.479
We just aren't geared towards doing it. We're not geared towards that we're capable

996
01:11:03.560 --> 01:11:06.359
of doing it. Where's not geared
towards doing it? And I think I

997
01:11:06.439 --> 01:11:11.199
think the things I understanding large quantities
of numbers is I think that's a little

998
01:11:11.199 --> 01:11:14.560
bit different. Yeah, I think
I think that's true, but I think

999
01:11:14.600 --> 01:11:16.960
there needs to there's it shouldn't be
like, you know, it shouldn't be

1000
01:11:17.039 --> 01:11:20.840
all in one person's hands. I
think obviously as communities grow and as people

1001
01:11:20.880 --> 01:11:28.000
grows, things need to grow along
with it to help people departmentalize what's going

1002
01:11:28.079 --> 01:11:30.800
on well, or like they're being
like a one person, like a one

1003
01:11:30.840 --> 01:11:35.159
person leading a nation of seven million
is in sing you know, it shouldn't

1004
01:11:35.159 --> 01:11:39.880
be one person doing that. There
needs to be delegations pro branched out.

1005
01:11:40.319 --> 01:11:43.960
But we have we're supposed to have. But even just the nation as one

1006
01:11:44.000 --> 01:11:46.159
person that hasn't have of control.
There shouldn't be one soul being with control.

1007
01:11:46.640 --> 01:11:49.640
But that's that's kind of beyond the
question. Like I guess, like

1008
01:11:49.800 --> 01:11:53.439
it's more about the fact that like, hey man, this is uh,

1009
01:11:53.640 --> 01:11:57.680
this is weird, you know,
like it's it's weird to exist in a

1010
01:11:57.680 --> 01:12:02.239
place where you understand that hundreds of
thousands, potentially millions cumulatively cumulatively have an

1011
01:12:02.239 --> 01:12:08.760
opinion about you or have praised or
deeply criticized you. I don't. I

1012
01:12:08.760 --> 01:12:12.239
don't think people are I don't think
people's brains are meant for that. And

1013
01:12:12.359 --> 01:12:17.600
I think it's very very easy for
people to either fall deep into that system

1014
01:12:17.680 --> 01:12:20.119
where they're like, well, I'm
look at all these people praising me.

1015
01:12:20.119 --> 01:12:25.000
I can't do anything wrong, Like
let me fucking yeah, big deal.

1016
01:12:25.119 --> 01:12:29.199
So what I'm you know, talking
to this fucking minor or whatever, you

1017
01:12:29.239 --> 01:12:30.279
know what I mean, Like,
that's that's how that shit happen. That's

1018
01:12:30.279 --> 01:12:32.239
how that shit happens, because like
they're in their heads, they're like,

1019
01:12:32.600 --> 01:12:36.039
I'm a fucking I'm so cool,
like millions of people love me. You

1020
01:12:36.119 --> 01:12:39.840
know, this can't be wrong,
Like how could it be wrong if I'm

1021
01:12:39.920 --> 01:12:44.000
doing it. I think people think
that way, like sincerely, which is

1022
01:12:44.079 --> 01:12:45.880
crazy. I mean those types of
I mean, yeah, those are the

1023
01:12:45.920 --> 01:12:51.039
people that the narcissistic, the people
that are really into vanity and all this

1024
01:12:51.119 --> 01:12:56.199
stuff that they think weight too highly
of themselves because yeah, like you you

1025
01:12:56.359 --> 01:12:59.720
had that moment, that very small
moment where you said he nipped in the

1026
01:12:59.720 --> 01:13:01.159
bud where you kind of caught yourself
like, oh shit, I kind of

1027
01:13:01.600 --> 01:13:06.960
stepping into that thing where I'm expecting
a certain level of myself. Uh,

1028
01:13:08.239 --> 01:13:12.039
you kind of were almost joining a
club of like I guess like a like

1029
01:13:12.279 --> 01:13:15.319
I I am an important person kind
of a thing. Yeah. Yeah,

1030
01:13:15.479 --> 01:13:18.800
And uh and I feel like there's
people that they relish in that ship that

1031
01:13:18.960 --> 01:13:23.119
is that is that is what they
want, that is what they've always wanted.

1032
01:13:23.199 --> 01:13:26.720
Yeah, I mean, and and
like I to me, I I

1033
01:13:27.000 --> 01:13:30.359
can't I don't know what that feels
like. And yeah, I'm I'm just

1034
01:13:30.560 --> 01:13:35.119
I being I'm just glad that I'm
not one of those people because on the

1035
01:13:35.159 --> 01:13:40.920
outside looking in, it's it's it's
it is fucking bizarre. Well that's that's

1036
01:13:40.960 --> 01:13:43.199
how I noticed it immediately. It
was like I didn't feel good about it,

1037
01:13:43.239 --> 01:13:45.279
you know what I mean. I'm
sure there are people who feel great

1038
01:13:45.319 --> 01:13:46.680
about it, right they're like,
oh yeah, or like it's like a

1039
01:13:46.760 --> 01:13:49.079
motivation factor right where it's like,
oh fuck, I didn't get reckoned.

1040
01:13:49.079 --> 01:13:53.039
I say, I gotta go do
something crazy, and then like and then

1041
01:13:53.079 --> 01:13:56.199
it's trending and then like and then
it's you know, it's it feeds into

1042
01:13:56.199 --> 01:13:57.840
it where it's supposed to be.
Where I was like, I didn't get

1043
01:13:57.880 --> 01:14:00.520
no, I didn't get recognized,
and I was like, Oh, that

1044
01:14:00.720 --> 01:14:03.920
sucks. And then I was like, oh wait, no, why why

1045
01:14:04.239 --> 01:14:10.279
Why am I bummed out by that? Mean? I wouldn't mind it.

1046
01:14:10.399 --> 01:14:13.920
I just have my own problems.
I have my own body dys morphia where

1047
01:14:13.960 --> 01:14:16.520
I dread getting recognized because I'm like, oh, I look like shit,

1048
01:14:16.920 --> 01:14:20.840
I'm in like the almost the worst
shape, and so I'm like, usually

1049
01:14:20.920 --> 01:14:24.800
times where I feel comfortable, I
can let my guard down and not and

1050
01:14:24.800 --> 01:14:27.600
then all of a sudden, I
just happen to be in a Starbucks or

1051
01:14:27.640 --> 01:14:30.560
something and it's like age and I'm
like, fuck, it's right up the

1052
01:14:30.600 --> 01:14:32.399
street from my house, Like I
don't want to go here anymore. I'm

1053
01:14:32.439 --> 01:14:35.840
just like, this is stupid.
I love getting recognized. I think it's

1054
01:14:35.840 --> 01:14:39.520
funny, but also I'd rather just
be left alone in generalize of being,

1055
01:14:39.880 --> 01:14:43.199
Hell yeah, I still like,
I still like being I still it's it's

1056
01:14:43.239 --> 01:14:45.680
a nice feeling to other people like
care or like yeah, yeah, it's

1057
01:14:45.680 --> 01:14:49.640
flatter. It's like, don't get
wrong, I'm not I'm not disappointed when

1058
01:14:49.680 --> 01:14:53.319
it doesn't happen. Now. It
was like such a crazy like that,

1059
01:14:53.399 --> 01:14:56.000
like I meet up that was fucking
a dope experience. I ever, dude,

1060
01:14:56.359 --> 01:15:00.199
yeah. Yeah, to me,
that's more of my realm of of

1061
01:15:00.359 --> 01:15:03.640
like say real quick, well goodbye. Because being a musician, there's a

1062
01:15:03.720 --> 01:15:09.159
thing where I didn't like people recognizing
me in normal place. I didn't mind

1063
01:15:09.199 --> 01:15:12.399
it, but also I didn't prefer
it. But when you're fucking at the

1064
01:15:12.520 --> 01:15:15.520
venue at the that's the place to
do it. That's the place where you're

1065
01:15:15.520 --> 01:15:20.039
actually congregating with people who consume your
content. And so that's perfect. Like

1066
01:15:20.199 --> 01:15:24.000
having some sort of meet up or
doing a show or anything that's that's like,

1067
01:15:24.399 --> 01:15:27.039
that's my bread and butter. I
love that shit. Yeah, because

1068
01:15:27.079 --> 01:15:31.880
you're prepared for it mentally, or
at least let's move on Hucker Derrick Road

1069
01:15:31.920 --> 01:15:38.960
and he goes, hey there,
uh Chris against a tribe called swing and

1070
01:15:39.119 --> 01:15:44.439
bring me the derision. Nice nice
one, really pretty good. A little

1071
01:15:44.479 --> 01:15:45.479
bit of a stretch, but like
you know, you've made it work.

1072
01:15:45.960 --> 01:15:49.840
If you could build your own Taco
Bell KFC style restaurant with two what two

1073
01:15:49.920 --> 01:15:55.399
restaurants would you combine together? Personally, I combined Subway and Band to Express

1074
01:15:55.840 --> 01:16:00.840
just because oh bro, was that
gonna be your seat? No? No,

1075
01:16:00.920 --> 01:16:04.079
I'm just saying this the two most
generically, it be like it like

1076
01:16:04.279 --> 01:16:09.880
raising Kanes and like, you know, raising Kanes is white people chicken bro

1077
01:16:10.039 --> 01:16:14.279
it is, how are you gonna
have fucking Gusses and then but have Raising

1078
01:16:14.439 --> 01:16:18.760
and then want to have raising Kanes. I have Gusses, but Gusses isn't

1079
01:16:18.760 --> 01:16:20.600
one of those stores. Though I
know you're right, it's not like a

1080
01:16:20.680 --> 01:16:26.000
chamber whatever. Is the fact that
you you're fucking with raising Kanes as if

1081
01:16:26.239 --> 01:16:29.199
to me? And raising Kanes is
for old white people. There's no flavor.

1082
01:16:29.720 --> 01:16:33.800
It's not KFC, honestly, like
there's not enough spices in that ship.

1083
01:16:34.920 --> 01:16:38.720
Have you had KFC recently? Kifs
he's horrible? No, but I

1084
01:16:39.119 --> 01:16:41.920
but I remember having KFC, and
I remember being like, it's at least

1085
01:16:41.960 --> 01:16:45.720
better than I was young, so
bad. When I was young, kIPS

1086
01:16:45.760 --> 01:16:50.399
he was very good, was very
good. He's basically rely on their sauce.

1087
01:16:50.560 --> 01:16:55.600
Dude. Raising Kanes is like if
you don't because I'm a look at

1088
01:16:55.680 --> 01:16:57.760
man, I almost I almost start. I wish I would have done it.

1089
01:16:57.800 --> 01:16:59.840
I probably would have knowwn up.
But now I was gonna start a

1090
01:17:00.039 --> 01:17:02.359
channel called tender Quest and twin sixteen, and I was just gonna go all

1091
01:17:02.439 --> 01:17:09.520
around everywhere eating everybody's chicken fingers and
ship and the other tenders. Dude,

1092
01:17:09.600 --> 01:17:11.680
I and I didn't do it,
and I was like, it probably would

1093
01:17:11.680 --> 01:17:14.000
have blew up if I would have
started all them years ago. Anyway,

1094
01:17:14.520 --> 01:17:18.159
Uh so, long story short,
I wanted to make a fucking emphasize on

1095
01:17:18.640 --> 01:17:23.279
step your game up with your batter, like stop relying on your fucking sauce.

1096
01:17:23.359 --> 01:17:25.359
And I feel like raising Kame's one
of those places where I'm like,

1097
01:17:25.760 --> 01:17:30.479
it's it's passable, it's not gross, but that god damn, that is

1098
01:17:30.520 --> 01:17:34.680
underwhelming for that fucking line too.
The line that is, I'm like,

1099
01:17:34.840 --> 01:17:40.840
Nigga. They make it act like
there's a go to Louisiana's Chicken in LA

1100
01:17:41.239 --> 01:17:45.039
and South LA. Go to Louisiana's
chicken. There's no lines and it's the

1101
01:17:45.199 --> 01:17:47.079
best flavor you'll ever hadn't in a
chicken. And that's how I'm supposed to

1102
01:17:47.079 --> 01:17:49.319
be. You know, if there
was ever a line there, I'd probably

1103
01:17:49.439 --> 01:17:51.960
school shoot shit, you know I
would. I would go crazy, dude,

1104
01:17:53.000 --> 01:17:57.279
I really, I really sorry,
what are your what are your fucking

1105
01:17:57.520 --> 01:18:01.359
I went off on my tangent.
Fine, it'd be like that. Sorry,

1106
01:18:01.359 --> 01:18:05.439
I'm really passionate boy, what else
do I would? What else did

1107
01:18:05.439 --> 01:18:10.840
I put with it? I don't
like Taco Bell that much. I'm a

1108
01:18:10.920 --> 01:18:14.399
Taco Bell Actually, I'm more of
a del Taco guy. Now, I

1109
01:18:14.520 --> 01:18:16.000
kind of I kind of crossed over. Really. I think both of the

1110
01:18:16.039 --> 01:18:19.199
places are discussed in their chicken.
Dude, They've got fucking good grilled chicken.

1111
01:18:19.560 --> 01:18:24.319
It's actually really good, surprisingly good. Is this right? I never

1112
01:18:24.600 --> 01:18:28.319
people get Taco Bell when they can
just get like literally likes Taco Bell and

1113
01:18:28.399 --> 01:18:30.239
I'm like, honey, we can
just go to our souves get bomb ass

1114
01:18:30.319 --> 01:18:34.199
burritos and tacosos. Bro. It's
it's different. It's it's different. It

1115
01:18:34.520 --> 01:18:36.920
is different. It's different, that's
all it is, because because like I

1116
01:18:38.039 --> 01:18:41.760
say, I wanted to get I
almost went to Robertos today when I was

1117
01:18:41.800 --> 01:18:44.560
getting my car done. It's right, there's a Taco Bell and there's Robertos.

1118
01:18:45.159 --> 01:18:46.800
But I was like, no,
I just want I want fucking this

1119
01:18:47.119 --> 01:18:50.119
fast, like different flat. I
don't want. I didn't want authentic Mexican

1120
01:18:50.159 --> 01:18:54.119
food. It's a different thing.
It's like my friend, they're they're from

1121
01:18:54.159 --> 01:18:58.319
Obra Goon, Sonora. They're from
fucking Mexico. Right, And the Dad's

1122
01:18:58.439 --> 01:19:01.399
like has Mexican fentic Mexican food every
day of his house. It's bomb.

1123
01:19:02.039 --> 01:19:05.920
But then he's like, yo,
son, Gordy, let's go to fucking

1124
01:19:05.960 --> 01:19:12.399
Taco Bell. You know, like
this this dark ass fucking just supreme bean

1125
01:19:13.079 --> 01:19:15.760
is like Taco Bell is the best. He loves it. So it's just

1126
01:19:15.800 --> 01:19:19.039
a different it's a different it's a
different thing. It doesn't it doesn't serve

1127
01:19:19.159 --> 01:19:24.000
the same purpose. It's it's kind
of like how I really like, fucking

1128
01:19:25.119 --> 01:19:31.680
dude, the the Pizza Hut stuffed
crust, just the stuffed crust, Like

1129
01:19:31.920 --> 01:19:36.479
just that part of that pizza is
so fucking delicious. It's it's crack,

1130
01:19:38.039 --> 01:19:41.880
but it's nothing like real pizza.
Yeah, And it's when I'm in the

1131
01:19:41.960 --> 01:19:45.279
mood for like a stuffed crust from
Pizza Hut, I am not in the

1132
01:19:45.359 --> 01:19:48.319
mood for pizza. I'm in the
mood for that stuff crust from Pizza Hut

1133
01:19:48.880 --> 01:19:54.279
or like those kind of oven pizzas
where like the tostinos or whatever where you'd

1134
01:19:54.319 --> 01:19:57.279
put him in like the you just
slide him in the toast revenue. It's

1135
01:19:57.279 --> 01:20:01.600
like it's good even if it's this
is not substituting real pizza, but it's

1136
01:20:01.680 --> 01:20:05.159
hitting right now for whatever reason.
I totally that is a great analogy.

1137
01:20:05.279 --> 01:20:12.279
That is exactly because I never literally
for the same thing, uh uh for

1138
01:20:12.399 --> 01:20:15.520
pizza hut where it's like if I
want pizza, it's it's not about it's

1139
01:20:15.560 --> 01:20:17.760
just I have a craving for pizza, not pizza. I totally feel that.

1140
01:20:17.840 --> 01:20:21.359
It's so funny. Yeah it's it's
yeah, it's it's completely different when

1141
01:20:21.359 --> 01:20:25.199
I want pizza. When I want
pizza, I I I, well,

1142
01:20:25.319 --> 01:20:29.640
I found I finally found a place
that I like out here, took whatever

1143
01:20:30.239 --> 01:20:32.319
I found prime, Prime is prime. Yeah, it's it's literally that it

1144
01:20:32.439 --> 01:20:39.880
was like finally something. It's it's
still not completely right, but it's it's

1145
01:20:40.079 --> 01:20:43.000
definitely close enough where I'm like,
yep, okay, fine, finally and

1146
01:20:43.039 --> 01:20:45.359
I can I can order it and
it gets here and it's I don't have

1147
01:20:45.439 --> 01:20:49.279
to don't really. It doesn't taste
like your pizza. It just tastes like

1148
01:20:49.319 --> 01:20:53.560
good food for me. Well to
me, it's really good. It's it's

1149
01:20:53.560 --> 01:20:57.520
still pezzle. It gets the pizza
spot for me. But well, I

1150
01:20:57.600 --> 01:20:59.960
was just gonna say, I don't
like they use the small pepperonies. I've

1151
01:21:00.000 --> 01:21:02.560
I've never been. I've never Are
they the ones that like kind of curl

1152
01:21:02.640 --> 01:21:06.640
up a little bit? Yeah,
I mean it's good, but it's not

1153
01:21:06.800 --> 01:21:11.800
it's not pizza Pepperoni. That's that's
like a pepperoni. I don't know.

1154
01:21:12.319 --> 01:21:14.600
I'm not into it. Yeah,
I know what you mean. Yeah,

1155
01:21:14.640 --> 01:21:16.479
that's it. I want you guys
to try Roccos when you come out to

1156
01:21:16.560 --> 01:21:20.000
Vegas next time, because I want
to want your guys opinion. Yeah,

1157
01:21:20.039 --> 01:21:23.359
on like, because it's supposed to
be, like I would love it tastes

1158
01:21:23.399 --> 01:21:26.119
good to me, but I'm like, how does how does the New Yorker

1159
01:21:26.279 --> 01:21:29.960
think of this New York style pizza
taste? That's that's the real test.

1160
01:21:30.000 --> 01:21:38.039
There's a comparable to New York pizza. Man, it's really good. There

1161
01:21:38.159 --> 01:21:45.560
is an Italian Italian guy he owns
a pizzeria out here right down the street

1162
01:21:45.600 --> 01:21:48.039
from my house. Fucking thick ass
accent but like northern Italian because he's like

1163
01:21:48.119 --> 01:21:54.319
white. But like it's called Delicia's
just delicious. I guess in the Italian

1164
01:21:54.319 --> 01:21:59.279
I'm assuming and it's fucking ridiculous.
Like I was actually really surprised. The

1165
01:21:59.279 --> 01:22:01.159
sauce and the cheese look the best. Shit I've ever had like this guy

1166
01:22:03.079 --> 01:22:06.840
for recipe, I would love I
wish I had. I wish I could

1167
01:22:06.880 --> 01:22:10.840
have Italian pizza. I love it. Yeah, I love the idea,

1168
01:22:10.960 --> 01:22:14.079
like just looking at it, like
I just have never had it, but

1169
01:22:14.600 --> 01:22:18.079
you've had Grimaldi's Grmaldi just close to
it. Yeah, yeah, I guess

1170
01:22:18.119 --> 01:22:20.560
so, Yeah, I did like
it. It did like Grimaldi's. I'm

1171
01:22:20.560 --> 01:22:25.159
not gonna go to fucking El Sagundo
though for pizza it's fucking yeah. They

1172
01:22:25.239 --> 01:22:27.680
closed one of Manhattan Beach, so
now you gotta go even further. Just

1173
01:22:27.720 --> 01:22:30.760
crazy. Yeah, no way,
thanks so for my my thing. I

1174
01:22:30.880 --> 01:22:35.520
was gonna do Dunkin Donuts and Chipotle. Interesting, I'm bad because I feel

1175
01:22:35.520 --> 01:22:38.720
like that's uh, you know,
you get your coffee, you get a

1176
01:22:38.760 --> 01:22:42.840
burrito. I feel like it's not
bad. Yeah for me, like raising

1177
01:22:42.880 --> 01:22:47.560
Kings to Starbucks probably, yeah,
that's so crazy, god whatever, I

1178
01:22:47.600 --> 01:22:57.079
mean. I like something mangold Popeyes
do Popeyees is, uh do agree?

1179
01:22:57.199 --> 01:23:00.880
Sometimes it is? Sometimes it is, but like usually I'm uh, you

1180
01:23:00.960 --> 01:23:02.119
got you gotta catch them, you
gotta catch them at the right time.

1181
01:23:02.399 --> 01:23:05.960
But anyway, I do like the
idea of Popeyes just because it's a pretty

1182
01:23:06.560 --> 01:23:10.000
if you use their app, it's
actually worth it, because if you try

1183
01:23:10.039 --> 01:23:13.239
to order of Popeyes on its own, it's like a thousand dollars, But

1184
01:23:13.479 --> 01:23:15.680
use like the deals on their apps. I'm one of those guys now that

1185
01:23:15.760 --> 01:23:17.880
I fuck with apps. I used
to never give a shit about that.

1186
01:23:17.880 --> 01:23:19.920
They'd always ask, why don't you
die a little thea app? And I'm

1187
01:23:19.920 --> 01:23:23.159
like, why don't you suck my
dick? I don't care? But now

1188
01:23:23.279 --> 01:23:26.199
I see the value in them.
There's actually like tremendous value in using the

1189
01:23:26.239 --> 01:23:30.800
apps. So I just hate to
admit it though. Yeah, So I'm

1190
01:23:30.840 --> 01:23:33.079
like I never used to do it, but now I'm all in because I'm

1191
01:23:33.119 --> 01:23:35.000
like, all right, I'm trying
to I think I'm getting older. That's

1192
01:23:35.039 --> 01:23:40.880
what it is, like, I
understand I value a value. Or before

1193
01:23:40.880 --> 01:23:44.439
I had reckless of my fucking money, I give a fuck. Yeah,

1194
01:23:44.479 --> 01:23:46.720
I'm gett a fucking ten piece and
spend like twenty five dollars when it could

1195
01:23:46.720 --> 01:23:49.560
have been like twelve bucks or something. It's like a dumb shit like that.

1196
01:23:51.000 --> 01:23:57.199
Anyway, Taco Bell, I'd probably
have to do well. Taco Bell

1197
01:23:57.239 --> 01:24:00.199
has already kind of taken up,
so I would do Dell talk go in

1198
01:24:00.319 --> 01:24:04.399
McDonald's because I love McDonald's fries.
That's that like, there's something about their

1199
01:24:04.439 --> 01:24:08.720
fries that that's really the only thing
that I can about. Their fries are

1200
01:24:08.760 --> 01:24:12.000
so made now because I've had so
many others, but I think Kane's definitely

1201
01:24:12.039 --> 01:24:17.119
has better fries than McDonald's. You
are, that's the one thing that they

1202
01:24:17.159 --> 01:24:24.039
have. I swear their frieslus hold
On Texas Texas toast is amazing, but

1203
01:24:24.439 --> 01:24:28.159
their fries is literally any oven fries
you can buy at the store. They're

1204
01:24:28.279 --> 01:24:31.800
really good. They really have nothing. They're maybe different. I would do

1205
01:24:31.960 --> 01:24:41.960
Shake sh Shake Shock and Dunk and
then Starbucks that'd be litter. I like

1206
01:24:42.039 --> 01:24:47.279
their chicken bites, those spicy chicken
things. There's no shake shack around me.

1207
01:24:47.319 --> 01:24:49.800
I would love to go. I'd
love to go. There's probably one

1208
01:24:50.439 --> 01:24:55.119
California. Okay, yeah, that's
probably one of the strip but I got

1209
01:24:55.119 --> 01:24:57.039
a flann or. They're in the
fucking airport. I'm gonna go in an

1210
01:24:57.039 --> 01:25:00.720
airport. Should go to the go
to the airport to get did you know?

1211
01:25:00.800 --> 01:25:03.720
I don't know if this is real. So my hometown is very fucking

1212
01:25:03.840 --> 01:25:09.800
small, Lahabra, and I was
looking up for whatever reason. I'm like,

1213
01:25:10.000 --> 01:25:13.279
did anybody finally make a low spoils
forrmonos? Because of how famous it

1214
01:25:13.359 --> 01:25:17.640
got? And supposedly there's one in
my hometown, and I don't believe it,

1215
01:25:18.199 --> 01:25:21.600
even though there's a bunch of reviews
and everything and pictures of chicken.

1216
01:25:21.880 --> 01:25:26.640
I was like, this, this
is probably like some drug thing where people

1217
01:25:26.640 --> 01:25:29.840
are just gonna I don't know.
It doesn't make any sense to me why

1218
01:25:29.880 --> 01:25:41.279
it would be there in my hometown. Like, this can't be real.

1219
01:25:41.880 --> 01:25:44.720
I don't know if this is real. But I was gonna go when I

1220
01:25:44.760 --> 01:25:47.399
come up to uh, come down
to Cali when a couple of weeks,

1221
01:25:47.840 --> 01:25:51.960
I'm gonna go to my hometown to
just to be like, is this real?

1222
01:25:54.439 --> 01:25:57.760
And I guess I can ask my
friends, but still I just I'm

1223
01:25:57.800 --> 01:26:00.359
in disbelief. I'm in disbelieving.
I'm like, there's no way this is

1224
01:26:00.399 --> 01:26:02.000
fucking real. But there's reviews and
stuff. I'm like, how is this?

1225
01:26:02.760 --> 01:26:06.359
Why would they put it here?
This? Nobody knows about this fucking

1226
01:26:06.439 --> 01:26:11.359
city. But besides locals, it's
not a place that you would you would,

1227
01:26:11.680 --> 01:26:14.079
oh, we're gonna, we're gonna
fucking at least like it would be

1228
01:26:14.119 --> 01:26:17.680
like Brea, a fulletin or something
like known the established cities that people are

1229
01:26:17.720 --> 01:26:23.359
aware of, comics and people from
you know that travel to La and back

1230
01:26:23.399 --> 01:26:26.720
and stuff are aware of those cities, but not fucking bitch ass La Harbor.

1231
01:26:26.880 --> 01:26:28.680
So I don't know, I don't
know. I feel like I can

1232
01:26:28.680 --> 01:26:30.840
get robbed. Don't get I'm gonna
show up in some dudees hous and get

1233
01:26:30.880 --> 01:26:34.359
fucking wrong. All right, let's
move on to uh. Let's move on

1234
01:26:34.479 --> 01:26:39.199
to uh. It's just fuego rode
in, he goes, Hello, cock

1235
01:26:39.279 --> 01:26:43.720
balls and prostate. Let's say you
are suddenly transported into Rust from Modern Warfare

1236
01:26:43.760 --> 01:26:45.520
two, and the only way to
return home is to one V one and

1237
01:26:45.640 --> 01:26:51.880
Internet deviantive. You're choosing real world
physics supply, oh man, So like

1238
01:26:53.000 --> 01:26:56.119
we so in that arena in the
in the arena of Rust from Modern Warfare

1239
01:26:56.199 --> 01:27:00.359
two, like our physical bodies,
like we have to one v one such

1240
01:27:00.399 --> 01:27:08.000
bad Internet, You're you're out of
here, man. I think even I

1241
01:27:08.079 --> 01:27:11.520
honestly, I think even Ethan Ralph
could take you all right now, No,

1242
01:27:12.000 --> 01:27:15.920
bro, So, the only reason
I wouldn't choose Ethan Roep is because

1243
01:27:16.600 --> 01:27:20.079
the Rust was my that was the
only fucking map that I actually was like,

1244
01:27:21.199 --> 01:27:25.960
you couldn't beat me in that map
because I would just fucking uh slide

1245
01:27:26.000 --> 01:27:29.680
of hand whatever it's wait, no, no, I would just do infinite

1246
01:27:29.800 --> 01:27:32.640
run, infinite sprint, and then
I would just do it extended fucking melee

1247
01:27:33.520 --> 01:27:36.720
and then that's it. Like that
was I would just clean up that map.

1248
01:27:38.359 --> 01:27:41.840
But I feel like you can't stab
Ethan, like he's fine, you

1249
01:27:42.479 --> 01:27:45.800
stab him, it's just gonna be
like like you know, a little small

1250
01:27:45.880 --> 01:27:47.000
prick, like, oh, that
kind of hurts a little bab in the

1251
01:27:47.039 --> 01:27:49.479
head. Bro. Oh, that's
true. You can't stab his head.

1252
01:27:49.920 --> 01:27:53.600
It's probably got too much fat there
too, though. It's probably just can't.

1253
01:27:55.159 --> 01:27:58.279
They pushed They pushed those lance like
shrines right aside, bro right into

1254
01:27:58.319 --> 01:28:03.399
the head, right those vias right. I would I would pick Ethan Ralph.

1255
01:28:03.479 --> 01:28:06.680
I would. I would do it
because I think I'm I'm thin,

1256
01:28:08.680 --> 01:28:14.600
I'm like in pretty I'm in somewhat
decent shape. Uh. I think I

1257
01:28:14.640 --> 01:28:16.279
could just lure him to the top
of that slide and just push him off,

1258
01:28:17.479 --> 01:28:20.279
you know like that, you know, like shooter, what if he

1259
01:28:20.399 --> 01:28:25.119
is a gunner, Like he's like
he's got the tech, like he doesn't

1260
01:28:25.439 --> 01:28:29.800
shot. I feel he has absolutely
noticed. I know, like there's I

1261
01:28:29.960 --> 01:28:33.600
even I feel I can't even be
charitable in that, Like I want to

1262
01:28:33.720 --> 01:28:38.680
give you that, like I want
to indulge in this, but I can't.

1263
01:28:38.960 --> 01:28:42.640
Like I just he's too I feel
like he's too incompetent at everything.

1264
01:28:42.680 --> 01:28:46.199
I feel like he's he wouldn't washed
everything his gun, his gun would jam

1265
01:28:46.279 --> 01:28:49.079
it, it would be his fault. He or like he would just like

1266
01:28:50.279 --> 01:28:53.760
I don't know, man, he'd
like forget, he'd drop it and then

1267
01:28:53.840 --> 01:28:58.520
like forget that he even had it. Like he's just he's he's not capable

1268
01:28:58.560 --> 01:29:00.439
of doing it. Like if I
could just lure Hi to the topic,

1269
01:29:00.520 --> 01:29:01.680
kick him off the top, I
would win, like and I know it,

1270
01:29:01.880 --> 01:29:05.800
and I'm patient. Man, I
could stealth. I just hide like

1271
01:29:05.920 --> 01:29:10.239
underneath one of those boxes or whatever, and just like for fucking hours,

1272
01:29:10.319 --> 01:29:13.399
I could do that, just waiting, just tiring them out, waiting waiting

1273
01:29:13.439 --> 01:29:15.960
for him to go, trying to
wonder. I wonder who I could beat,

1274
01:29:18.199 --> 01:29:20.399
fucking I'll go again, someone I
know what my ass would be fun?

1275
01:29:21.039 --> 01:29:27.399
Who else i'd go against? Oh
yeah, a lot of guns,

1276
01:29:27.439 --> 01:29:31.000
so you might be pretty decent guns. There's a lot of guns, you're

1277
01:29:31.159 --> 01:29:34.520
Yeah, that's true. I still
go against it'll be funny. Yeah,

1278
01:29:34.800 --> 01:29:40.479
just throw me funny man. That
a cupcake boom. I go against the

1279
01:29:40.479 --> 01:29:45.560
twins. It was those light skin
twins. It's called twins. Twins.

1280
01:29:45.720 --> 01:29:53.800
They would kill you, they would
twins. The Hunchwins have been in great

1281
01:29:53.880 --> 01:29:58.239
shape since I was sixteen. Bro. Yeah, they've been a great shape

1282
01:29:58.279 --> 01:30:00.720
since I was a little kid.
It was like, yo, there's still

1283
01:30:00.760 --> 01:30:04.880
a great shape. They're conservative now, but they're in great ship. Yeah,

1284
01:30:05.439 --> 01:30:09.640
dude, I remember when they were. Remember when they were they were

1285
01:30:10.039 --> 01:30:13.079
looking cool. They would just eat
food in their cars, working through the

1286
01:30:13.239 --> 01:30:16.000
car and like have funny job each
other, see and cream pie pie cream

1287
01:30:16.039 --> 01:30:19.960
pieing their wives and shit, that
was it. They didn't eat the stand

1288
01:30:20.079 --> 01:30:24.479
up bro. I saw them live. I saw him at the Bram Improv

1289
01:30:24.680 --> 01:30:28.319
And then now I have a picture
with them, and I'm ashamed of it.

1290
01:30:28.439 --> 01:30:30.920
Now. It's like I hate it. They should be like they were,

1291
01:30:31.000 --> 01:30:34.439
like they were like early content.
It was like them Show Foo the

1292
01:30:34.479 --> 01:30:42.439
Pokemon YouTuber obviously, Nigahiga like old
old, old school fucking Philip the Franco

1293
01:30:42.520 --> 01:30:45.640
back when he was actually fun.
Who used to say why he was wild?

1294
01:30:46.279 --> 01:30:53.439
The Franco classic Filet's then whoos?
What was another contentrate? John?

1295
01:30:53.560 --> 01:30:59.319
Obviously? All right, John,
let's get one. You want to get

1296
01:30:59.319 --> 01:31:03.399
one in two? Let's see one
or two two? Okay, let's uh,

1297
01:31:03.920 --> 01:31:06.640
this has been simple, a level
one cleric. Howdy heathens around.

1298
01:31:06.680 --> 01:31:10.560
When you first started this podcast,
you guys brought up a doobo several times,

1299
01:31:10.600 --> 01:31:12.840
and how great it is. This
prompted me, who had never even

1300
01:31:12.880 --> 01:31:14.680
heard of a dobo, to try
it out. And now I put that

1301
01:31:14.680 --> 01:31:18.399
ship on every meat dish I make. Hell yeah, dude converted. Uh

1302
01:31:18.560 --> 01:31:24.520
So my question is what other little
enhancements to life do you have to share?

1303
01:31:25.239 --> 01:31:31.840
Oh my god, I'm glad you
asked that for soup. Great on

1304
01:31:31.920 --> 01:31:35.840
meat, though, man like holy
is very good on chicken. It's very

1305
01:31:36.000 --> 01:31:41.520
very good on chicken. The very
basic blend of spices I use on every

1306
01:31:41.600 --> 01:31:45.239
Une nightclo chicken is I use adobo, a little bit of salt, a

1307
01:31:45.239 --> 01:31:53.079
little bit of pepper. Time.
Time is the ultimate necessary when you cook

1308
01:31:53.279 --> 01:31:56.840
chicken. When you're baking anything,
you use time. Some people would say,

1309
01:31:56.880 --> 01:32:06.840
Rosemary, that's wrong time and then
looks relative and then whatever kind of

1310
01:32:06.880 --> 01:32:11.560
little spice like some people use garlic
garlic powder too, get garlic powder.

1311
01:32:12.239 --> 01:32:15.359
Yeah, I have those things.
I actually I have a confession. You

1312
01:32:15.439 --> 01:32:21.279
guys probably mad. I still have
not yet to try adobo. I mean,

1313
01:32:21.319 --> 01:32:26.560
it's fine, you're standing that it's
not the thing is I don't.

1314
01:32:27.119 --> 01:32:30.560
I don't even if I came across
it in a store, I would buy

1315
01:32:30.560 --> 01:32:32.640
it. I just never see it. I don't think it's like Mexican things.

1316
01:32:36.520 --> 01:32:41.199
I went to Rock's recently, Lilian. Lilian uses a dobo now because

1317
01:32:41.239 --> 01:32:46.039
of me. Yeah, but adobo
is not in the seasoning aisle. It's

1318
01:32:46.239 --> 01:32:50.039
where the Goya stuff is. Yeah, if you're at a place that has

1319
01:32:50.079 --> 01:32:55.479
so if you go to a viyarc
that right, Yeah, most art does

1320
01:32:55.640 --> 01:33:01.199
won't have Goya stuff, so you
won't find it. But raps or something

1321
01:33:02.199 --> 01:33:08.039
or whatever. The whatevers smith Smith
they're called Smith's over here wherever you go

1322
01:33:08.119 --> 01:33:11.600
to Ralph smith On we had what
do we have back in Fishky? We

1323
01:33:11.680 --> 01:33:16.119
had what were they called back home? Chris, what are you talking about?

1324
01:33:16.640 --> 01:33:25.279
There's shop rights, there's Ralph's,
Acme and amp no the one,

1325
01:33:25.520 --> 01:33:29.600
the one, the food shop rights. We had shop rights yea shop rights,

1326
01:33:30.840 --> 01:33:34.079
shop rights where we lived, right, they there were Cougar, the

1327
01:33:34.239 --> 01:33:39.399
Kugler or Cuggler or whatever it's called
whever that brand is, krogeah, whatever

1328
01:33:39.399 --> 01:33:42.279
the Kroger stores are. You have
to go to the Goya aisle and you'll

1329
01:33:42.319 --> 01:33:44.880
find it because they don't have them
in regular like season on, which is

1330
01:33:44.920 --> 01:33:48.079
stupid, alight, best to look
for it. I actually got to go

1331
01:33:48.159 --> 01:33:50.479
shopping. I gotta I gotta pick
a couple of things. So I'm gonna

1332
01:33:50.640 --> 01:33:53.680
go out of my way to look
for it because I I haven't. You

1333
01:33:53.720 --> 01:33:56.439
guys talked about that ship years ago
and I still have not tried it.

1334
01:33:56.600 --> 01:34:00.199
Try it, bro It's so good. I'm sure it's the best seasoning ever.

1335
01:34:00.319 --> 01:34:05.239
Man. I like, it's super
reliable for me. Yeah, I'm

1336
01:34:05.279 --> 01:34:11.479
down, I'm down. Here's the
thing. Here's the thing. I used

1337
01:34:11.520 --> 01:34:15.560
to I grew up with Lowry's seasoning
salt. But I actually like, I

1338
01:34:15.760 --> 01:34:18.399
actually like, what's it called?
A fuck? It starts with the M

1339
01:34:19.199 --> 01:34:25.840
more Murray's more? Fuck? Damn? What's yeah? Is it? Murray's?

1340
01:34:25.920 --> 01:34:28.560
Is that? Like? I could
be? I just want to make

1341
01:34:28.600 --> 01:34:34.760
sure, but there's a uh I
let me. I want to make sure

1342
01:34:34.800 --> 01:34:43.159
I say this right because or it's
like, yeah, it's Murray's salt,

1343
01:34:44.880 --> 01:34:47.920
so they're okay. Anyway, there's
yeah, there's better, there's there.

1344
01:34:48.439 --> 01:34:54.000
I I expanded my my horizon with
seasoning season salt. There's some better ones.

1345
01:34:54.840 --> 01:34:58.399
Larie's was my standard for fucking probably
more than half of my life.

1346
01:34:58.880 --> 01:35:00.399
That was what I would always use. But now if I use a different

1347
01:35:00.399 --> 01:35:02.960
ones, I was like, oh, this is better, but there's one

1348
01:35:03.000 --> 01:35:06.439
other thing. So I always gotta
have a seasoned salt because gotta have salt,

1349
01:35:06.880 --> 01:35:10.880
and then there is just one thing. I still add other ship,

1350
01:35:11.000 --> 01:35:15.800
but I always have onion and herb. Missus Dash like, it's like the

1351
01:35:15.159 --> 01:35:19.079
perfect blend of onions and herbs.
There's I haven't had anything that's a better

1352
01:35:19.159 --> 01:35:23.560
blend where I don't need to use
I don't need to buy garlic salt anymore.

1353
01:35:23.600 --> 01:35:27.439
I don't need to buy an onion
or garlic powder. It's just blended

1354
01:35:27.520 --> 01:35:30.479
perfectly, and then you can kind
of just build on top of it from

1355
01:35:30.479 --> 01:35:33.199
there. It's like a purple one
onion and urban. I just be using

1356
01:35:33.239 --> 01:35:38.880
that ship for over a decade.
I'm never going back specifically to the question

1357
01:35:38.960 --> 01:35:42.319
where it's like what other little life
enhancements to you would you like to share.

1358
01:35:44.000 --> 01:35:46.119
I would say, like this is
just purely personal, but like I

1359
01:35:46.199 --> 01:35:50.319
didn't realize how much it helped me
until I stumbled across it, like just

1360
01:35:50.439 --> 01:35:57.119
my sheer chance. There's this thing
called bionic reading, and bionic reading is

1361
01:35:57.159 --> 01:35:59.239
like a very specific and this might
not help everybody. This is just like

1362
01:35:59.279 --> 01:36:01.840
a specific thing, like if you
feel like it's it's it is an ADHD

1363
01:36:02.000 --> 01:36:04.640
thing, but it works so fucking
well, and I don't know if it

1364
01:36:05.119 --> 01:36:10.119
it might work well for people without
it, but like I don't know,

1365
01:36:10.800 --> 01:36:14.039
but if you if you look up
bionic reading and download an extension, it

1366
01:36:14.119 --> 01:36:19.560
basically what it does is it it
makes half of it makes half of every

1367
01:36:19.800 --> 01:36:29.079
word on every single text page bold, like specifically half of it. I

1368
01:36:29.159 --> 01:36:32.960
think it's like the more important half
or whatever. And I can read so

1369
01:36:33.199 --> 01:36:36.199
fucking quick because of that ship like
way quicker than I ever could. And

1370
01:36:36.279 --> 01:36:40.079
I don't know, I don't know
the science behind it. I don't know

1371
01:36:40.159 --> 01:36:44.159
why, but it fucking totally works
and it's very bizarre. So I would

1372
01:36:44.159 --> 01:36:47.520
say, like give that a shot
if that's something that you think might help

1373
01:36:47.560 --> 01:36:50.640
you. As far as food,
wise, cheese crossing caramel are so fucking

1374
01:36:50.720 --> 01:36:54.520
good, and you owe it to
yourself to try it, Like for real,

1375
01:36:54.640 --> 01:36:56.760
you gotta try it at least once. You gotta try it. You

1376
01:36:56.800 --> 01:36:59.439
gotta try at least ones. At
least you got to try it specifically,

1377
01:36:59.520 --> 01:37:01.199
be dubs. I don't know what
it is about. I don't know what

1378
01:37:01.319 --> 01:37:05.560
it is about Buffalo wild Wings,
but like their cheese curds specifically are like

1379
01:37:05.680 --> 01:37:10.600
the best that I've had person outside
of like you know, a bespoke like

1380
01:37:10.760 --> 01:37:15.199
restaurant, Like that's not a chain, uh, because I remember I had

1381
01:37:15.239 --> 01:37:18.039
some yard house and I was like, mmm, these are not where we

1382
01:37:18.079 --> 01:37:20.159
had yard houses. And I was
like where the fun were already had cheese

1383
01:37:20.199 --> 01:37:27.079
curds recently? Sucks, dude,
they have well they have one light there.

1384
01:37:27.079 --> 01:37:30.039
It was a dip. It was
like a caso. Was it was

1385
01:37:30.119 --> 01:37:32.800
it? It might have been chodriesel. I can't remember. I just remember

1386
01:37:32.800 --> 01:37:40.479
I had it. Does not suck. You're fucking crazy? Is not that

1387
01:37:40.600 --> 01:37:45.880
good man? It's pretty good.
And eggs let's I'm so fucking it is

1388
01:37:45.920 --> 01:37:51.359
a sausage so and the spicy ass
fucking weird port sauces. Probably just had

1389
01:37:51.399 --> 01:37:56.520
shitty, man, I just don't
like you probably had shitty I'm I'm you

1390
01:37:56.600 --> 01:38:00.039
probably had chitty toes. That's all
I'm saying. That's just said some cheese.

1391
01:38:01.840 --> 01:38:03.560
Anything else? Are we good on? Are we good on this?

1392
01:38:04.319 --> 01:38:09.159
Yeah? Yeah? All right?
Last one, last one, the final

1393
01:38:09.199 --> 01:38:12.520
one, and then we'll we'll we'll
do the thing. Uh. Johnny Boy

1394
01:38:12.720 --> 01:38:15.079
wrote it in he says, hello, sir, Sir two, and sir

1395
01:38:15.239 --> 01:38:18.640
three. Have you noticed that cartoons
don't have catchy theme songs anymore? Examples

1396
01:38:18.640 --> 01:38:23.000
are the nineties Spider Man theme can
possible? Ben ten? For me,

1397
01:38:23.079 --> 01:38:27.960
it added a lot too shows,
So I'm disappointed that no other media other

1398
01:38:28.000 --> 01:38:30.119
than anime really does it. What
are your thoughts? Do you miss it

1399
01:38:30.199 --> 01:38:32.760
too? Or am I just being
dumb and gay? I'd like that you

1400
01:38:32.840 --> 01:38:38.119
separate those two, because that's the
right. That's the right. Don't miss

1401
01:38:38.159 --> 01:38:41.239
it, That's what I'm saying.
Don't miss it. I don't miss it,

1402
01:38:41.359 --> 01:38:44.039
man, I feel like it would. Why I don't miss it is

1403
01:38:44.319 --> 01:38:47.159
for two reasons. Number One,
I don't think there's gonna be The style

1404
01:38:47.279 --> 01:38:50.319
of what they would be is not
It's not going to be even close to

1405
01:38:50.439 --> 01:38:55.079
like what we got before. In
the nine, like the screaming guitars and

1406
01:38:55.239 --> 01:38:58.920
solos and cool shit like that,
and then number one, since they're not

1407
01:38:58.960 --> 01:39:00.760
going to be as good. I
don't want to have to fucking sit through

1408
01:39:00.840 --> 01:39:05.199
that shit. So when people when
the kids that have you know, I

1409
01:39:05.239 --> 01:39:09.039
don't know what kind of conditions they
have, but they can't sit still at

1410
01:39:09.079 --> 01:39:12.840
all, And then now everything is
just three sets, it's like, fucking

1411
01:39:13.279 --> 01:39:17.000
I'm I find it funny how there's
a skip button watching Breaking Bad or Better

1412
01:39:17.079 --> 01:39:25.880
call Saul with the world second intro. That should blows my mind. I

1413
01:39:25.920 --> 01:39:30.800
can't even get to the remote quick
enough to skim it. It's like,

1414
01:39:31.319 --> 01:39:35.960
it's like, I don't know people
like I like Gumball had a lot like

1415
01:39:35.960 --> 01:39:39.199
the last show you. I remember
watching a lot of how the intro sort

1416
01:39:39.199 --> 01:39:41.560
of was Gumball, but I wasn't
really even an intro. It was like

1417
01:39:41.720 --> 01:39:46.640
dun dun d and that was it. I was like, okay, that's

1418
01:39:46.720 --> 01:39:57.439
catchy. That was pretty catchy too, Yeah, I like, I don't

1419
01:39:57.479 --> 01:40:00.119
know, man, like I I
miss there's some dude the Power Rangers theme,

1420
01:40:00.159 --> 01:40:04.560
Go Go Power Rangers. Man,
like that ship is like pure fucking

1421
01:40:04.680 --> 01:40:10.720
bliss like that, it's it is
so fucking good. And I have those

1422
01:40:10.800 --> 01:40:23.359
songs, and to be fair,
I powered niggas, du dude, it's

1423
01:40:23.439 --> 01:40:28.600
such a good that's such a good
song. And you know, even even

1424
01:40:28.720 --> 01:40:32.039
just stuff like I mean like the
ninety Spider Man, like the nineties X

1425
01:40:32.119 --> 01:40:36.119
Men, like we got some great
like that, the tailors the nineties had

1426
01:40:36.199 --> 01:40:42.319
some had some top tier fucking fucking
amazing even the two thousands, Brood,

1427
01:40:43.039 --> 01:40:45.239
would you think, Okay, The
Real Adventures of Johnny Quest has the most

1428
01:40:45.479 --> 01:40:50.279
fucking epic. There's no there's nothing
more epic than I think everything, even

1429
01:40:51.039 --> 01:40:56.840
bro It's even the intro itself.
It's epic, Like there's there's one part

1430
01:40:56.880 --> 01:41:00.680
where of I think Johnny Test is
like fucking crashing through glass and it's just

1431
01:41:01.039 --> 01:41:05.520
it's too epic for its own good. Wait, Johnny Quest, Johnny Quest,

1432
01:41:05.560 --> 01:41:09.399
I said, accident. Yeah,
I know what you I know it's

1433
01:41:09.439 --> 01:41:12.880
not Johnny The Really Adventures of Johnny
Quest, And it was really good.

1434
01:41:14.039 --> 01:41:18.760
It's like two gargoyles, Bro.
Gargos Intro was crazy. Gargos Intro is

1435
01:41:18.800 --> 01:41:23.840
crazy. Because they were competing with
the animated Batman, the animated series they

1436
01:41:23.880 --> 01:41:26.319
had, they had to step it
up and they did a good job.

1437
01:41:26.359 --> 01:41:29.600
I think they did a pretty good
job. But I mean that's a that's

1438
01:41:29.640 --> 01:41:32.560
a losing fucking task. If you're
if you're like, we gotta fucking create

1439
01:41:32.640 --> 01:41:35.439
a show to compete with the Batman
the animated series, You're like, fuck,

1440
01:41:35.720 --> 01:41:40.079
what makes crazy is that? Like
Batman in a serious series is such

1441
01:41:40.119 --> 01:41:45.239
a good show that I personally like
X Men better, but Batman amated series

1442
01:41:45.359 --> 01:41:50.800
stays good longer. X Men is
fucking When I watch x Men as an

1443
01:41:50.840 --> 01:41:56.439
adult, like, it's just funny
to me. It's like it's happened so

1444
01:41:56.800 --> 01:42:00.239
fast that it just makes me last
of the brains. And they're bringing they're

1445
01:42:00.279 --> 01:42:02.399
bringing it back, right, They're
bringing x Men back, right, They're

1446
01:42:02.399 --> 01:42:10.239
bringing Yeah, they're bringing that show
specifically. I think it's called which by

1447
01:42:10.239 --> 01:42:13.640
the way, I think it's gonna
be just as fast or faster, saying

1448
01:42:13.680 --> 01:42:17.079
I'm like, bro, the pacing
of television isn't the same anymore, like

1449
01:42:17.239 --> 01:42:20.600
the like, we can't do that. Like I think in the nineties,

1450
01:42:20.640 --> 01:42:23.960
they heard about ADHD, they heard
it was going to be a thing,

1451
01:42:24.359 --> 01:42:26.359
and they're like, yo, let's
start them up. Let's start them up.

1452
01:42:26.399 --> 01:42:29.399
Bro, Let's let's get them,
Let's get them going. Yeah,

1453
01:42:30.359 --> 01:42:33.159
dude, I'm like, it's a
Silver Surfer. That shows so good.

1454
01:42:33.640 --> 01:42:40.000
It's so much like pondering, like
show is good as an adult bro as

1455
01:42:40.079 --> 01:42:45.239
a fucking kid, boring the philosophizing. I was like, we just kill

1456
01:42:45.399 --> 01:42:49.760
somebody when you fucking well thanos,
stop fucking jerking off with this dumb miss

1457
01:42:49.880 --> 01:42:54.000
this skull lady. I hated.
I hated that show. That show was

1458
01:42:54.079 --> 01:42:59.279
really loomingly terrifying because of the fact
that Silver Surfer would like go to Earth

1459
01:42:59.680 --> 01:43:03.279
and see like people getting robbed,
and like Spider he'd get counter Spider Man

1460
01:43:03.319 --> 01:43:06.520
and ship and then he'd be like, Yo, you guys have no clue

1461
01:43:06.640 --> 01:43:12.319
what's on the Harrock, Like there's
so much bad shit coming for this rock

1462
01:43:12.800 --> 01:43:15.880
and you guys don't even like different
colored people. Y'all are fucked bro,

1463
01:43:16.119 --> 01:43:19.600
y'all are so fuck They would leave
and Spider Man be like, Wow,

1464
01:43:19.680 --> 01:43:24.079
that's crazy, Gotta get back to
the bugle and he would jump off and

1465
01:43:24.159 --> 01:43:28.439
do some stupid shit. Yeah,
that was a wild shown theme song.

1466
01:43:29.680 --> 01:43:33.960
Also listeners check out King Author and
the Knights of Justice, probably some of

1467
01:43:34.039 --> 01:43:39.680
the best fucking guitar riffs Sick as
fuck. I like it. I like

1468
01:43:39.840 --> 01:43:43.079
it. I would put it It's
not as iconic as the Power Injuries,

1469
01:43:43.119 --> 01:43:47.159
but I would put the the nnnnnn
it like I would put it, the

1470
01:43:47.239 --> 01:43:49.560
structure of it. I would put
it on par with that. But it's

1471
01:43:49.600 --> 01:43:54.359
just not as popular. I thought
that was, like, that is not

1472
01:43:54.640 --> 01:43:59.920
necessarily hard, Like that's crazy right
that It's not what I expected from my

1473
01:44:00.119 --> 01:44:05.960
King Arthur show. For me,
the best Justice it's fucking superherostatic shock Bro,

1474
01:44:08.840 --> 01:44:12.680
that ship was fire Man. That
was good shock. It was a

1475
01:44:12.680 --> 01:44:17.760
little a little Romeo. I thought
it was so fucking good. Was it

1476
01:44:17.880 --> 01:44:24.199
like all like a bunch of weird
like robots sounds or like, oh so

1477
01:44:24.319 --> 01:44:27.279
it's just like a hip hop track
or what? Yeah, dude, No,

1478
01:44:27.760 --> 01:44:30.239
you like Little Romeo? I liked
Little Romeo when I was seven.

1479
01:44:30.439 --> 01:44:42.239
Yes, fair, fair, that's
crazy. Yeah, I don't know,

1480
01:44:42.399 --> 01:44:45.319
man. Like I'll say this,
I feel like theme songs, not even

1481
01:44:45.359 --> 01:44:49.520
necessarily from like t TV shows.
I feel like film scores in general have

1482
01:44:49.600 --> 01:44:54.399
also gotten like significantly less interesting,
like oh my god, yes, like

1483
01:44:55.239 --> 01:45:00.520
like I can't honestly, with the
exception of like the Avengers theme song,

1484
01:45:00.640 --> 01:45:01.800
and even that, I think it's
kind of just you know, it's it's

1485
01:45:02.000 --> 01:45:05.560
recognizable, but I find it kind
of you know a little bit to the

1486
01:45:05.640 --> 01:45:12.520
point where I only I only have
a handful of I used to be a

1487
01:45:12.680 --> 01:45:15.159
score fiend. I used to be
like, oh man, I can't wait

1488
01:45:15.199 --> 01:45:20.199
to I barely notice when something sounds
really good. And the thing that annoys

1489
01:45:20.239 --> 01:45:23.720
me most times, when I it
really stands out to me, I'm like,

1490
01:45:23.800 --> 01:45:26.079
oh, Hans Zimmer, I'm just
like, yeah, of course,

1491
01:45:26.479 --> 01:45:30.680
I'm just like, will anybody else
like it's I almost feel like people are

1492
01:45:30.720 --> 01:45:34.640
just hiring him and then nobody else
is trying. I don't I don't know.

1493
01:45:34.720 --> 01:45:40.279
I don't get what's happening because like
only like you talk about Avengers and

1494
01:45:40.359 --> 01:45:43.279
all that shit like that, and
I don't remember what that guy's name is.

1495
01:45:43.399 --> 01:45:45.760
But I really love the theme to
Civil War. I probably talked about

1496
01:45:45.760 --> 01:45:49.159
this before, but I thought that
was extremely well done, and I'm like,

1497
01:45:49.319 --> 01:45:53.760
yes, more of this, and
then it never I feel like that's

1498
01:45:53.800 --> 01:45:56.000
where it peaked, like yeah,
it was it was just that, and

1499
01:45:56.039 --> 01:46:00.720
then before that it was like just
the Avengers theme from the event, and

1500
01:46:00.760 --> 01:46:01.920
then that was it. Like that, like you never really got like an

1501
01:46:01.960 --> 01:46:05.640
actual like iconic score. Like it's
been like probably like the ones that I

1502
01:46:05.720 --> 01:46:12.239
think of, obviously beyond Danny Elfman's
fucking Spider Man theme, just like even

1503
01:46:12.319 --> 01:46:14.880
just like I don't know, man
like Pirates of the Caribbean and fucking Lord

1504
01:46:14.920 --> 01:46:17.560
of the Rings and like like they
all had like really really memorable scores.

1505
01:46:17.640 --> 01:46:19.960
And when I and when I think
of like the biggest movies of like the

1506
01:46:20.079 --> 01:46:25.239
last like I don't know several years, I can't attribute to score to any

1507
01:46:25.279 --> 01:46:28.239
of them, like not really,
it's just kind of it just kind of

1508
01:46:28.479 --> 01:46:30.960
melds into the background. It's just
general kind of like oh, of a

1509
01:46:31.159 --> 01:46:35.039
violin here and like a choir here
or whatever, and it's like it's so

1510
01:46:36.199 --> 01:46:41.000
fucking cookie it's so cookie cutter in
comparison to The Spider Man, where it

1511
01:46:41.039 --> 01:46:43.279
goes like you know, like no
no no no no no no no no

1512
01:46:43.359 --> 01:46:45.600
no no no no no no no
no no no no no no, and

1513
01:46:45.760 --> 01:46:49.039
it like builds up with the fucking
like the light drums. It's fucking it's

1514
01:46:49.079 --> 01:46:53.159
so fucking crazy. Wait, the
Spider Man the Spider Man. No,

1515
01:46:53.359 --> 01:46:56.239
they're different themes, right, The
Sony Spider Man video game had a different

1516
01:46:56.239 --> 01:47:00.319
theme, right, what is the
Spider Man video games, the Spider PS

1517
01:47:00.399 --> 01:47:03.640
four Like, that's different, different
theme, right, don't think it you're

1518
01:47:03.720 --> 01:47:09.199
similar in some parts. I don't. I don't think use the movie theme.

1519
01:47:09.359 --> 01:47:12.079
I don't think. I don't think
they had licensing, right because the

1520
01:47:12.119 --> 01:47:18.600
Spider Man the video game theme is
amazing. It's the mcguirean No, no,

1521
01:47:19.279 --> 01:47:23.399
the PS four game. Oh okay, okay, okay, that theme

1522
01:47:23.479 --> 01:47:26.520
is beautiful. Like I was like, this isn't this is really I was

1523
01:47:26.560 --> 01:47:30.760
like, it's it's not. Obviously
the most iconic theme is the Black sup

1524
01:47:32.479 --> 01:47:35.960
that one, right, Yeah,
yeah, it's it's not. It's that

1525
01:47:36.119 --> 01:47:41.039
theme feels superman esque in fact to
me for some reason. If it's like

1526
01:47:41.079 --> 01:47:45.000
if it's a very hero like a
hero's theme, you know. Yeah,

1527
01:47:45.439 --> 01:47:48.159
man, I'm thinking this theme is
like that would just hip hop. It

1528
01:47:48.239 --> 01:47:50.640
is a hip hop versus of that
tame. Yeah, but I'm thinking.

1529
01:47:51.039 --> 01:47:55.399
But I'm thinking too about like even
just video games, like I don't know,

1530
01:47:55.479 --> 01:48:00.520
man, like like like Halo had
like a fucking cray easy theme.

1531
01:48:00.680 --> 01:48:04.680
Fucking uh, what is it?
We got something? You know, elder

1532
01:48:04.760 --> 01:48:15.359
scrolls and and fucking I don't know, kick that shit crazy, you know,

1533
01:48:15.560 --> 01:48:19.239
we got a really good one that
uh uh, well, Dragon A

1534
01:48:19.319 --> 01:48:25.119
Joys did a good job. But
I really really like the positions fucking amazing,

1535
01:48:26.319 --> 01:48:29.399
Like especially if you stay because a
lot of time motherfucker's ain't staying.

1536
01:48:29.399 --> 01:48:31.279
They'll listen to it because it takes
forever to build up. It's soft,

1537
01:48:31.399 --> 01:48:34.439
but when it builds up, I'm
like, this shit goes hardest. Fuck

1538
01:48:35.039 --> 01:48:41.600
it's it's it's actually it's incredible obviously. Yeah, video games are doing gets

1539
01:48:41.640 --> 01:48:45.000
better than every than anybody really like
to be honest, Like you have like

1540
01:48:45.119 --> 01:48:48.239
mass effect with like the fucking the
Galaxy map dude, Like that Galaxy map

1541
01:48:48.359 --> 01:48:54.079
music is so very good good,
it's iconic. It's like I use it

1542
01:48:54.119 --> 01:48:57.439
in videos like all the time,
even though it's completely like thematically fucked and

1543
01:48:57.479 --> 01:49:02.239
it doesn't make any sense. But
yeah, I don't know anyway, that's

1544
01:49:02.359 --> 01:49:05.800
uh. Nintendo has some themes on
them too, I can't frunt got some.

1545
01:49:06.279 --> 01:49:09.560
They got the most. Probably,
in fact, they probably have the

1546
01:49:09.600 --> 01:49:13.560
most themes. Probably they've been around
a lot longer. It would make sense.

1547
01:49:14.039 --> 01:49:17.279
Like Zelda's I can't pick a Zelda, pick a Zelda theme, pick

1548
01:49:17.359 --> 01:49:24.399
up main games on the theme.
It's probably great then they have Pokemon like

1549
01:49:24.520 --> 01:49:27.920
the like the freaking Pokemon Center theme. We all it's childish, but that

1550
01:49:27.960 --> 01:49:30.359
shit is like like if you hear
that and you played Pokemon, I remember

1551
01:49:30.399 --> 01:49:33.680
this is the poke you feel safe? Are the pokemons in her theme?

1552
01:49:34.239 --> 01:49:39.600
How does that? How does that
go? I don't it's uh is that

1553
01:49:39.680 --> 01:49:48.119
the one is that? Do?
That doesn't sound? Yeah? I need

1554
01:49:48.239 --> 01:49:54.279
like a link because I'm like,
I can't think something. I thought pokemons.

1555
01:49:54.279 --> 01:50:03.359
I thought the Pokemon Center song was
like dent No, that is that's

1556
01:50:03.439 --> 01:50:05.880
that's what I remember. Anyway,
fucking get the fuck out of here.

1557
01:50:06.359 --> 01:50:11.600
We gotta we're gonna read our our
our twenty five dollars enough patrons now,

1558
01:50:12.199 --> 01:50:17.640
all right, because we're we're we've
we've hit our time. So let's uh,

1559
01:50:18.039 --> 01:50:20.159
let's fucking count this down. I'm
gonna try and go through this.

1560
01:50:20.199 --> 01:50:25.760
Really, I'm gonna go try and
I'm gonna do this impersonating xQc in spirit

1561
01:50:25.840 --> 01:50:29.680
of last time, except I'm gonna
actually commit to it. Please don't,

1562
01:50:30.600 --> 01:50:35.880
okay, alright? Uh? Three
two one? Uh? Some of those

1563
01:50:35.960 --> 01:50:40.119
that suck horse dicks, pretender,
I can't do it. Some of those

1564
01:50:40.239 --> 01:50:45.479
that suck horse dicks pretend they like
girl bosses. Uh, coming in the

1565
01:50:45.680 --> 01:50:50.399
gay. But I don't know what
this means. I don't some of those

1566
01:50:50.479 --> 01:50:57.319
that suck horse dicks. No,
you're fucking serious. I get it.

1567
01:50:58.039 --> 01:51:03.000
Killing it in the name, Okay, killing it got you. It doesn't

1568
01:51:03.039 --> 01:51:08.600
work. There's too many syllables.
There's too many syllables. He gotta you

1569
01:51:08.600 --> 01:51:12.600
gotta think, sound it out,
sound it out. Yeah, it's gotta

1570
01:51:12.640 --> 01:51:17.720
go. Dud dudu du duh.
It's gotta fit that pretend they like horses,

1571
01:51:17.920 --> 01:51:20.279
but it's like it doesn't, it
doesn't roll. Some of those that

1572
01:51:20.399 --> 01:51:29.600
fuck horses are the same the fuck
horses. Profound. Thank you so much,

1573
01:51:29.720 --> 01:51:34.079
Zach del Rocca for your all right, all right, let's go alright.

1574
01:51:34.199 --> 01:51:40.039
Ratchet and clank, drift apart,
clank assassinates MLK dlc uh Sweeney lick

1575
01:51:40.159 --> 01:51:45.439
my weenie cam Fleximus, Snatchimus,
dick immitus, father to a gay son,

1576
01:51:45.640 --> 01:51:53.159
husband to a caucus a longus.
So the killer is the killer is

1577
01:51:53.199 --> 01:51:56.880
just Jared Lato singing about his inner
conflict to be a furry my mojo dojo

1578
01:51:57.000 --> 01:52:00.880
Casa house, except it's my bedroom
and I can't afford to Decker rated h

1579
01:52:00.000 --> 01:52:03.560
tinfoil Tyrant King Ray, the sting
Ray, Irwin Hunter putting black face on

1580
01:52:03.600 --> 01:52:06.199
my light bulbs. Another week,
another chance to make Chris say some weird

1581
01:52:06.239 --> 01:52:10.720
shit. Doc Jenkins and thetism skism
Ben might Dick come into snash she pipkin

1582
01:52:10.760 --> 01:52:14.319
on my pippa possum. Yes,
it's my real name. I u estos

1583
01:52:14.399 --> 01:52:21.159
ombros, hombres, negros mess sequestron. What is that say? Sequestra?

1584
01:52:23.000 --> 01:52:27.479
I don't even know what that works. Yeah, I've never heard of that.

1585
01:52:27.479 --> 01:52:30.680
I think the question means asked for
if Mama's sake, King, I

1586
01:52:30.760 --> 01:52:34.000
could be wrong. Yeah, I
don't know. Whatever. Good help me,

1587
01:52:34.239 --> 01:52:39.600
help me ask a question? I
guess maybe uh domination, average clip

1588
01:52:39.760 --> 01:52:42.960
energy, Tony Cox pro gaper.
They should make pedos work GoPros in prison

1589
01:52:43.039 --> 01:52:44.920
so you can see what happens to
them. I think that would be neat

1590
01:52:45.319 --> 01:52:49.439
Star Coffee rip chenzo or chen Yeah, rip r I p chenso two twenty

1591
01:52:49.479 --> 01:52:54.319
twenty three, Duck Squadron Will Miss
You, Gallum and the Smeegel arguing over

1592
01:52:54.399 --> 01:52:59.920
whether to say the N word transferm
Gremlin exposing people to lactose tolerance to nine

1593
01:53:00.199 --> 01:53:04.119
million rodigens of ionizing radiation you.
Shvin Penn, The Angelic Dungeon Master presents

1594
01:53:04.199 --> 01:53:10.960
Game of Throwing Special Victims Unit Uh
Craig the Canadian Richard Fisting Call me Dick,

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it's your boy, Shawnee. The
Southern sweet Tea. Matt Walsh is

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a hero of our time. Sweet
babybe Gang for Life, Ben and Jerry's

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Funky monkey Indie Butterknife on YouTube.
Cumped three XO the ASMR hater. Please

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don't do it again, Chris.
No one here has that fetish. The

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guy that's gonna ask if you would
drink your girlfriend's breast milk, slurping,

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stroke and smoke and joking emoticons going
like this morning owl at Sheeny Tie Caesar,

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Little Nancy Pelosi killing a Palastinia with
their massive hits. Obi won't Sha

1602
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blow me Balder's gate to Sween's prostate. Uh Mott, I'm Matt, I'm

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Ryan, I'm dom and I'm sexually
here as women, Welcome to super Mega

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Guy Abby something funny and topical.
Going to have my ass pounded later,

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Kingston, can you give me some
advice? I feel gay? Fuck you.

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The Pepini Brothers Emporium tries to get
Vegia say, Ice Wallow, come

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on stream, donk Donkerson the Redhead
to Black Pipeline, William Harrington Swene can

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choose what I make Chris say next. Okay, all right, you said

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what should? What should? Go
ahead? Wow? All this power?

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I don't know this. Uh,
you know you know what I want to

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make him say? So this is
this? I don't want to say it.

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Well you gotta do. You know
you know we we we got it.

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We It's implied implied, isn't it. Yeah, let's make him say

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it. Go for it, guys, all right, tell him Steve Dave,

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Tell m Steve Dave. Not a
furry. I just want to fuck

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a wombat. A stupid lesbian goth
edition, John Strickland Merks eighteen eighty nine.

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She called me Kennedy because she f
with my John. Uh. The

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First Church of Keith David, featuring
Will Smith in his quest a Slap Every

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Black Comedian. Halo three came out
when I was five years old. Fucking

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heinous pre Raze Blake eight ninety six. Cop shoots Pomeranian and a fear that

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is that it's Dick is bigger than
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Sue Hulk took on my ass.
Here's Nicki Ziggy, Marcus Penis railgunning

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sneak O in the head with his
hammer of Dong, lobotomized Jesus Presents,

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Indiana Jones and the cum Jar of
Confusion. Every time I come it sounds

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like Squidward walking Jackson DuPont badly Brave
Hugger Derek. Just remember this is the

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timeline where you're not Spider Man Athery
and Pegerion Hunt Melphis. When Hex played

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Warlock Supremacists and is always wrapping out
our list. King of hap Hazard in

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words, yeah, yeah, goodbye, mister world. It was me pitbo O.

