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He was cold Cold. That was
the name. He was cold on.

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What's going on up there? Could
be the most important event in history.

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Now, I haven't become the destroyer
of worlds, I said. I hope

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this is close to hell. I'll
never again m Hello and welcome to the

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Tales from the Dark podcast. I'm
your host, Bob. Here's my co

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host, Brittany. Hey guys,
what's up. Brittany? How are you

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doing? I'm doing good. How
are you? I'm doing well? Elephant

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in the room real fast. I
know there's a bit of an echo.

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We changed studios. We didn't just
change studios, we changed homes. Yes,

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we did so. We moved about
six and a half hours away.

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Yeah, depending on the day,
it could be upwards to seven hours away.

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But yeah, so this will be
a very short episode today it's Friday

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the thirteenth. But like I said, we don't have our new studio set

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up, our soundproofing stot up.
I know this isn't the same uh quality

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you're used to, Yes, the
same audio excellence you've come to expect with

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Tales from the Dark, but it
should just be for this episode. Yes,

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And also I'd also want to add
that we did announce this earlier for

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the poll that we actually move.
So if you guys aren't in the Facebook

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group, make sure you go join
the Facebook group. If not, you're

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missing out, and there's been a
lot of people joining as of late.

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So if you are to the show, you're new to the podcast or new

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to the group, thank you.
But with that being said, miss Brittany,

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it is Friday the thirteenth. It
is so. I think it was

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two years ago we dove into the
history of Friday the thirteenth, the pagan

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side of the holiday, the all
Christian side, the Christian side, some

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of the night's templar stuff, if
I remember correctly. Then last year we

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did more of a horror story style
episode, if I think, that's probably

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about the best way I could put
it. Yeah, us along with our

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own personal stories. Yeah, Friday
the thirteenth has been one of those that

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see you being from Appalachia, I
was shocked you weren't, like, yep,

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we bore up the windows on this
day. That's it. Well,

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I actually found something that is very
interesting because I don't think you put two

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to two and two together when you
read this. So well, well we'll

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get we'll cross that bridge. When
we get there. Yeah, the last

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thing I wanted to announce real fast. Make sure you guys get your tickets

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for next Saturday, the twenty first, correct the Tennessee Haunts and Legends Expo.

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We will both be there, along
with the rest of the Phantom Farm

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crew. We're bringing all of them. Fortunately, I tried. I tried

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to leave Tyler at home. They
said we had to bring him. It's

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ultimately it's Eric's fault from the Unseen
Paranormal podcast. I'm being honest, Eric,

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we blame you for that. So
I'm very excited. I'm nervous.

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It's our first little expo. We're
doing a showing a Phantom Farm. Then

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we'll have a little crew uh like
discussion. Afterwards. We're gonna be there

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selling merchandise. It's gonna be a
fun day to to kind of meet people.

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But as you guys know, I
don't I don't do the whole people

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things. Well, you'll see how
this goes. Give me a cave,

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give me a mountain. That's where
me and Britain you're comfortable when there's people

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and they, you know, have
expectations like I exist. That's where we're

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pushing it to guys. Yeah,
but again, with that being said,

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I just want to kind of give
everyone a little bit of housekeeping. You

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guys know what's going on. I
know that this sounds a little bit weird,

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but it will get better. Just
give us a little bit more time.

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Yeah, So, why don't you
get to start with some of the

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superstitions, because again, we've covered
the history. I was kind of taken

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aback at the amount of superstitions surrounding
this holiday. Yeah, and especially the

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first one I'm about to cover.
So the first one is a doomed birthday.

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A child born on Friday the thirteenth
will be unlucky for life. If

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a child's name has thirteen letters,
the child will have the devil's luck.

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According to the legend. I decided
to count on my fingers on the child.

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Yeah, Brittany has thirteen letters her
name. You're this is all coming

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together makes sense? Okay for those
who people don't really don't know, But

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my birthday's on the thirteenth. What's
bears? What's his middle name? Because

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that's Sebastian. Your chihuaha definitely also
has the devil's make around it. I

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don't even know what his middle name
is. Okay, well it's the devil

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but perfect. But yeah, that's
that's weird. My my mother might have

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been a little well esoteric with that
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If you cut your hair on Friday
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will die. I've actually heard this
one before. See, I always heard

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it on my birthday. Don't get
a haircut on your birthday because it means

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you won't live to see the next
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that's the one version I heard,
probably, But Friday the thirteenth fits in

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anywhere. But where the here's hearses. If a funeral procession passes you on

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Friday the thirteenth, you will be
the next to die. Okay, well

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that's just bad luck. Let's be
honest. Yeah, so what do you

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I don't believe in that one at
all. No, what are you supposed

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to do? Call the little funeral
parlor? Hey, what route you take

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in today? Let me know if
anyone died, and if so, I'm

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staying at home, you know,
just not come by this address. See,

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I would be that, I would
be a jerk. I would definitely

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grint a hearse that day and just
drive by everyone. I knew his house

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every street. I'd honk the horn
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under Speaking of Tyler and Nathan,
we have to discuss this real quick.

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Oh my god, we do.
So I made the mistake of allowing them

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to go back on the news,
and again I act like I actually have

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control over this. No, Tyler
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invited to go back because back in
March we did a media tour thing for

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the local news and they reached out
to Brittany on like Tuesday. So for

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first off, I felt really good
as a content creator because I'm like,

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Okay, if the news is this
last minute, I no longer feel bad

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exactly. But they reached out to
Brittany. We couldn't make it because I

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surprised Brittany. Last night I got
on the Harley. I said, hey,

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I got a work late. I'm
sorry, I want on my phone.

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I rode like seven and a half
eight hours down here, because I

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say six and a half that's what
it is minimum perfect routes. Last night,

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it's like last all I take you
around Indianapolis. It's like, okay,

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great. I didn't want to really
ride the Harley through Indianapolis anyway.

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It's just not great around rush hour. I end up getting an hour plus

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of standstill traffic on the bike.
I'm like, if this is going to

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overheat, I'm not to call Britain, like, hey, I kind of

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worked in Indiana. I'm sorry I
can't come see you for for all those

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asking, We're not going to say
where we moved right now, but I

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will say it is not Kentucky.
We did not move to eastern Kentucky.

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But that is in the future yet
it is, and it's not for lack

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of trying. But yeah, we're
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unveil where we live because when you're
not going to believe the amount of synchronousy

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surrounding our new house. Yeah,
and I just found out tonight. Actually

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I held it back because so I'm
still living in Ohio. Brittany's at the

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new house temporarily because of work,
and I've been my job ten years,

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so it's a lot to pass on
over to the next person. Yeah.

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So Brittany's down here and I'm doing
the research on the house and I'm finding

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these things. I'm like, I
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her because she's not gonna want to
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is. It is that kind.
I don't want to say it's groundbreaking,

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but it is. It's pretty eerie
stuff. So just look forward to that

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episode. It'll be in the next
month or so because I'm almost out of

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Ohio, so please continue supers.
Okay, So the next superstition is don't

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make that bed. According to legend, you should never change your bed sheets

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on Friday the thirteenth or you will
have bad dreams. I have bad dreams

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every day. Yeah, I think
this is the excuse you've been looking for

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to not make the bed anymore.
Oh babe, I figured it out.

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I'm sorry. They have something for
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supposed to make your bed either.
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And then now they're just adding days
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do stuff. This was definitely written
by a husband who's like, I'm just

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sick of this. I'm sick of
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Honey, I have nightmare. I
have night terrors. Blame the bed

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sheets. The last one I have
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and any other and any other day. If thirteen people dine together, one

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will die within the year. So
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So this may be I'm going to
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factual, but it's probably like missing
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a party and it was a Friday, I think it was a Friday of

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the thirteenth party. He's like,
I don't really want to go. It's

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kind of whatever. He ends up
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shape or form. So there's spooky
stuff happening in the house right after I

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acknowledge it. I should not have
done that. No, I'm cleanse run

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after this episode now, thanks.
Yeah. So Mark Twin gets invited to

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this party and he's like, man, I don't want to go. It's

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unlucky. It's something, you know. I'm speaking for Mark Twain, which

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I'm able to do because I live
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that's I'm the guy. Anyway,
it gets interesting because he gets there and

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he goes, yeah, they only
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want to go in the first place. He goes there that was the worst

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thing that happened was they only had
food for twelve and he didn't get to

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eat. I mean I would,
I'd be throwing a fit. Someone else

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would have to not eat. It's
not me, I would open up with

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I am literally genius, Mark Twain, You're going to fe I'm just start

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grabbing stuff off plates like this looks
good, This looks is mine. Yeah.

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Thanks. I'm not a big fan
of the green beans today, but

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that double chicken. All right,
So let's talk some some Friday the thirteenth

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horror stories. I know you've got
a few, kind of go back and

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forth. Your mine come from Reddit, so kind of take it with a

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grain of salt because it's Reddit.
But it's kind of interesting, all right.

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So you got The first one I've
got is called the Facebook Stalker.

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I went to a bar about twenty
minutes from my apartment in Brooklyn, New

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York. Brittany, who you not
live in Brooklyn, New York. This

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is already a fake story. I
know it's fake, not just kidding.

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Because of construction, and because I
didn't know the way home. I'd lived

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there for only a month, it
took some time to get home. When

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I got there, I noticed I
had a Facebook message from someone said I

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didn't know, saying nice apartment,
Can I come in? I looked outside

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and there was a guy who had
followed me home. I have no idea

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how he got my Facebook details.
I bolted the door and blocked him.

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That's that's the most scary thing about
like big cities for me. Oh yeah,

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And I had this thought when we
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Street, we wouldn't do that.
We're responsible, We definitely don't get shit

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faced. That's not what we do. Let's just be honest. No,

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But we were on Bourbon Street and
as we were walking towards the main hub

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where your ubers pick you up.
So, if you've never been to New

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Orleans, Bourbon Street is this notorious
street where you can drink. There's no

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cars. Yeah, there's no cars. It's all foot traffic. And there's

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a bar every twenty thirty feet,
if not less than that. Yeah,

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most of the bars are like neck
like, literally they share doors with one

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another. Well, even the police, like they have mounted police officers on

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horses. So that should tell you
the nonsense that happens on Bourbon Street.

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But as I was walking up.
I remember looking up and seeing like all

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these little subgroups of people. Then
they're like one person walking by themselves,

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and I'm like, man, this
is a stalker's paradise because like everyone's semi

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intoxicated or intoxicated, and if they're
not drinking, they're soaking in New Orleans,

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they're soaking in Bourbon Treat. The
lights. It's very paying attention to

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what's happening around them. Yes,
and it's in Bourbon Street, especially New

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Orleans as a whole. It is
the way of Bourbon Treat. Specifically,

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it's very intoxicating just being there because
there's so much to see. There's so

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many people that there's a very unique
sensory overload because of how many flashing lights.

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It's like Vegas almost, yeah,
And I kept thinking like, man,

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this is this is Like I'm surprised
there aren't more of these kind of

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stalker horror stories out of New Orleans
specifically, just because of like like you

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said, it's such sensory overload.
You're not really paying attention to you.

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You're making sure you're not walking into
the guy in front of you. That's

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it, and that's really it.
And then you're like well, were can

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I get my next drink? And
that's really New Orleans in a nutshell.

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But I do love the culture of
New Orleans, and I definitely think there's

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a lot of people that we met
even just passing by, Yeah, that

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they saw something like that and was
able to identify something like that they would

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do something about it. Well,
I've been looking for a way to segue

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in kind of shout us out,
what is the esoteric shop that we is

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it Madam House of Hoodoo, And
it's Madam the woman that they kind of

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modeled the shop around. But it
is a beautiful, like hands on,

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my favorite magic place's favorite we've been
in. Mount Shasta's pretty cool though when

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it comes to like how big a
story is Mount Shasta all the way,

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all the way, But the authenticity
of that one is unbeatable from any of

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the ones I went to. Most
of them in New Orleans, we went

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almost every single one. Well,
basically anytime we hit the road, we

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make an effort to stop and check
these places out. Well, I'm just

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saying in New Orleans specifically, that's
my favorite one, and then across country,

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I haven't found one that beats it. Yeah, No, I agree,

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Okay, so we're just gonna do
a few more. Like so,

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this is gonna be a shorter episode, but we wanted to get something out

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to you guys, just to kind
of explain our absence of big It's not

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like saying it's pooky and not.
Everyone's in the Facebook group for whatever reasons

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we got. We got Dad Terry
to get Facebook and get in the group.

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So just be honest here, you
guys. You step it up.

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Yeah, so, okay, this
one comes from red I'm actually gonna do

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two from Reddit here, because like, this one's it's interesting but it's kind

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of explainable, and the other one's
like, oh wait, what what did

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you say? So this one's spookiest
thing that ever happened to me on a

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Friday the thirteenth was when I was
like eleven. My friend had just moved

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moved house and said her new house
was haunted. I was a kid who

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was super into supernatural and paranormal and
fantasy, but by this point I was

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already starting to turn skeptic, but
I mostly kept that to myself because it

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was fun to pretend I still believed
Tyler Terry wrote this. It was anyway,

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it was a Friday, and for
some reason, my friend's whole family

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accept her. We're out of the
house for a few hours, and she

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invited me over to house it with
her. I can't remember if I spent

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the night. I think I did. We thought it would be fun to

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watch one of those ghost hunt shows, and at the part where freaking Derek

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Acora was asking for the ghost to
come out, my friend's video player turned

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on are rewinding itself. This is
a time before that shit was automated and

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theirs was old. You had to
rewind it yourself by pressing the button on

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the controller, and the controller was
on top of the video player, so

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it wasn't my friend messing with me. Scared the shit out of us.

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But other than that, she told
me how creepy other creepy things have been

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happening, like your sister's hearing someone
whispering their name into their ears, and

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a closed haanger being thrown across the
room from the side of the room where

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no one was, and other things
like that. I consider myself a skeptic

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to till this day, but that
still always creeps me out because I was

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there. My friend wasn't the kind
of person to make stuff up. I

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think she was like me, skeptic, but still found it fun to talk

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about. I mean, the problem
with the old VCR, so I had

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one. I can't remember the name
of the company. Growing up, I

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would get the crap scared out of
me because I would sneak down at eleven

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years old and watch some nighttime HBO
and oh my god, that's all I

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can say. That's a Patreon episode. That's a whole that I just unlocked,

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a complete childhood trauma. That's a
full hour long for Patreon. We

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don't talk about that. Keep an
eye appealed for this one anyway. So

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I was not watching HBO after dark, and this was probably the closest to

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a heart attack I ever came ever, because I'm sitting there with the We

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had the old like big box TV
and the VCRs on top of my dad

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would like always tape Cops and just
random shows that he never watched these vh

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I'm pretty sure we only own like
six blank VHS tapes and he just kept

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recording over them. And this is
before TVO, this is before DVR all

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that stuff, and the VCR starts
rewinding itself. I thought I'm caught I'm

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dead. This is the end of
my life. I have to accept that

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this is how I go out.
Oh my god, yes, because again

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I was definitely watching not Skinemax without
a shadow of a doubt. Here,

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just move on from that. Oh
my god, No, but I was

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confident. My dad like opened the
door and just I'm musted, and I'm

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like, you know what, I'm
just gonna assume the position because I know

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what happens next. This is Herbie
all over again. But it's gonna be

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worse because because there was no talking. You need, everyone needed everything.

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Every kid was eleven with HBO.
Let's just be every guy's like. You

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know, I was there. I
get it. Okay. So this one

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spookiest thing has ever happened to me
is back when I was sixteen and my

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friend was hanging out playing games.
My mom came back, had a little

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too much to drink, and went
to bed. Whatever seems normal. So

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here's why stuff starts getting weird.
I got a message from my mom,

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a text message, and I said, hurry, something bad is going to

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happen. I'm like, huh,
weird, whatever, So I put my

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phone back down. First off,
do you just hate your mom? Is

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that's a weird You're just like,
she's fine, too much, Chardnay,

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it's fine. Whatever. I get
another message about two minutes later saying,

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hurry, gun under pillow. So
this time a red flag appeared. I'm

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like, okay, mus go check
this out. I went into the room

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and looked under the pillow and bam, a gun was locked and loaded.

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Well, I'm like, that's weird. Took the gun with me and unloaded

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it and took it apart. It's
op okay for a se like, that's

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a weird thing that your drunk mom
just had a loaded gun and you're like,

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all right, mom, let me
just take it, take it apart.

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What else happened that You're like,
But he's also stupid, like if

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they if someone is in trouble,
don't unload it, just keep the safety

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on. It's about five minutes later
I got another message saying you might have

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won the battle, but the war
isn't over. Her life is mine tonight.

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By this point, I'm just like, what the fuck is happening?

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I go, uh, this sounds
like he needs therapy because he's accepted a

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lot of this just kind of blindly. I don't know. I feel like

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you would have too if this was
your childhood home. But go ahead there,

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So okay, so it continues on, let me ask you what would

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you have done in this situation?
Like right now before I continue on?

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Where was his mom? Exactly?
In her room? We wait, didn't

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he have to go into her room
to get the gun from under the pillow?

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Yeah? So did he not see
her in there? No, she

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was in there. Okay, this
doesn't make any sense. What doesn't make

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sense about it? He goes in
there, doesn't say anything about how what

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his mother was doing, what was
happening, And he's like, oh,

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I got the pistol up, loaded
it and I didn't see anything. I

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just thought this was fine, it's
it's normal. I didn't see anything with

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his mom. No, this doesn't
make sense at all. Okay, So

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anyway, the guns in the polic
point, you may have won the battle

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with the wars and over her life
is mine tonight? By this point,

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I'm just like, what the fuck
is happening? Go back to my mom's

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room and wake her up and asked
her why she's being so weird and scary.

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She doesn't know what I'm talking about. So I thought, well,

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I'll just hide your phone under the
bed, and just to be safe,

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I'll take it take it the board
so she'll have no idea. I'm guessing

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it means take the battery out.
Yeah, but surely the fuck next,

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I get another message saying necklace choking. Hurry I go in there. My

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mom has a rosary wrapped around her
and the christ being pulled up squeezing it,

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and her left hand so hard that
she was bleeding. So I woke

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her up and tried to explain what
happened to her, but she was still

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so drunk it didn't make a difference. I was curious about her phone,

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so I checked, and lo and
behold, it was still under her bed

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and not like nothing had happened.
Well, I grabbed her phone and tried

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to look at the messages, but
they weren't there, like none of them

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were on her phone. Fast forward
the next day. Explaining everything to my

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mom and showed her the messages and
she starts crying. So the messages that

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ended with a my mom thinks it
was her firstborn that died, since her

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first name is Amethyst. Freaky shit
though got plenty of stories for whatever reason.

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Paranormal shit loves me I don't trust
it. I don't trust that either,

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but I do love The next story
is literally just we all have skeletons

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inside of our bodies. That's his
story. Okay, I'm gonna let you

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do one more and then we're gonna
end this episode. Like I know,

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it's shorter, but we had to
give you guys something a little spoopy booby.

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This one's called the Creepy Caller.
I was alone in the house.

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An unknown number called me. I
could hear the same TV show I was

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watching and playing in the background.
I kept saying hello, and my voice

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would just echo back. I thought
it was just one of those broken calls

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that you hear when your mike feedback, but hear your mike feedback. But

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what happened next creep me out.
Right before I put down this call,

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I heard a voice whisper goodbye,
good night. I stared at the phone,

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confused as what as to what had
happened? And I said Hello again,

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and the static and the echo disappeared. It was all quiet. Then

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suddenly Hi. I put down the
phone, turned off the TV and ran

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to bed. I'm fighting the ghost. I'm shooting everything. I'm putting my

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hand through the phone. That's it. You had to throw the whole house

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away, Jesus Christ. Well,
that being said Miss Britney, this is

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our little kickoff Spooky season. We
will do something for Halloween. I don't

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I don't know what it's going to
be yet. It might be a live

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stream, might be a video thing, might be a longer show. We're

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going to get something put together.
Like I said, we're in the middle

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of this huge move. I definitely
like overestimated my own personal ability to move

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that entire house several states away.
Yeah, so that was fun. You

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definitely underestimated how much of a toll
it was going to take too. Well,

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the problem is we have turned into
little treasure goblins. That is the

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major problem. We had like three
boxes of just trinkets. We don't talk

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about the trinkets. Yeah, you
went and bought this giant roll bubble wrap

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that was like three meters wide,
and there's like none left, and I

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didn't understand where all went. And
then I'm like, oh, we have

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to wrap this up, wrap this
up. Oh the alien head tequila that

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that's gotta be double wrapped, let's
be honest. And then I went and

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looked at our books, our boxes
that we have left when I got down

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here, and I'm like, that's
an entire box filled to the of D

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and D stuff, and that's our
news. That's our newest hobby. We

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can't go somewhere like, oh well
this might come in handy. We never

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know we're gonna need this, uh
pineapple can opener could definitely be something spooky

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down the line with this thing.
Oh my god, and then we just

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have to buy your Harry Potter wand
your quill set. We have a problem.

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Okay, this is what happens.
And you give like not like we're

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grown up in the sense of like
we're adults, but then we also like

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had bad childhoods or like, let's
make up. We're to make up for

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thirty years of bad life trauma and
trauma and our trinkets in six months in

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trinkets. So with that being said, in spritey last thing, I wanted

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to remind everyone Tennessee Haunson Legends next
week. I really hope you guys come

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out. We want to meet you
guys. I know Matthew Bird's going to

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be there. We got him out
of his hobbit. Yeah, if we

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can't, if we can get Matthew
to come out. What are you guys

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doing? You've got to be there. It's ten bucks. Tickets go to

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a great cause. Phantom form will
be shown. So look, here's the

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way I see it. Phantom farms
like four dollars. Probably Tyler's in charge

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of that, so I don't actually
know how much phantom farm costs. Matthew

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birds being there, that's a seven
dollars value. You're already making your money

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back by buying the ticket's already I
mean, Tyler Terry is going to be

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there, so that's minus. We
wanted to take a dollar off, so

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you're basically eating him for free.
If we're being hundred percent, well,

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Eric's going to be there, that's
two bucks. That's Austin's there. Take

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off a dollar. We're going.
We can do the math, but it's

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at least a ten dollars value.
The math math. Matthew's going to be

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there. We can probably add two
more dollars to that, Beau, we

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haven't seen him in a while.
Very true. So with that being said

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to the sprite, unless there anything
else that you would like to add,

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stay tuned and do some spook stuff
for Spoopy season. Yes, stay tuned

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one hundred percent. We have something
cool in the pipeline. I just haven't

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thought of it yet. That's a
lie. You have a lot of I

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have a ton of things down the
pipeline, but I gotta gotta set the

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hook. Yeah. So with that
being said, oh, one last thing

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to all of my middle aged listeners, go on Netflix and watch Rust Valley

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Restores Terry's talking to you. This
show has its hooks in me so deep.

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It's worse than Supernatural and Suits combined. I'm all in. I have

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anime arcs about these characters already planned
out. I don't know if any of

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them are true, but oh my
god, am I into this show Sin.

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Since me and Brittany been living apart, I have fully embraced his old

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man, middle aged Midwestern I'm listening
to like the Yelman Brothers. I'm going

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to bed at eight thirty. I'm
eating the same thing every two days.

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Spaghettio's has been my diet for a
minute, and it's been fantastic. Right

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now, we don't talk about the
chef, right, Okay? Well,

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first off, Spaghettio's and chefferd different. This shows how far we've every day

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we drink a little further away from
the ward's vision. With that being said,

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this Brittany, I think we're got
to add this episode of Friday the

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thirteenth. You are never ending,
but are always growing. Tails from the

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dark include see

