You see title try now we should be good. I'm watching, I'm learning
it says we are live. So I think we're not just good, we're
that ever long? Seven seconds just time. I don't know. I think
that's a good cap, you know. So there's not much a market for
the ten second podcast, you know, seven seconds. I did do no
podcast. They stopped do I think they start around our era they were like
called ten word reviews or something like that. They're still on YouTube, and
I think they like sometimes we get good views. But I eventually went away.
But it was like, or is that a ten word or two words
or one word? It's just our attempt on YouTube short. I guess if
we do seven second long podcasts, yeah, the shortest of the shorts,
you know, like now do we are? People say that we ramble,
but you can't say it anymore. It's like the Zach Senterslomo. It's like
when you cut out how long will it be? It's like cut out the
ramble geek, for it's only seven seconds worth of content. There only seven
seconds worth of actual meaningful insight that we spew on each episode. Yeah,
and I wonder like would it be hmmm. I'm trying to think like would
we be quick and like that where we just say one word? Or is
it that we for this YouTube short where it's a full episode but it's like
a five time speed. You know, you get everything in there, but
only in seven seconds, you know, No, I think we just do
what we can in seven seconds. You know it's good. No, that's
coming to that. Twenty four, let' goup for the town hall. We'll
be announcing our new short series. But yes, this is after None,
the first edition of Afternoone in twenty twenty four. I'm tressed snail as usual.
I'm joined by uh the three, the two fellows, actually just the
two fellows right now. Yeah, Kirklands nowhere to be found. I dropped
them right now, piggyback off of yours. Yeah, donut ten ten drop
him on now and then we'll see sounds good. Phone him and then get
the clip of third and same right now and put that on the phone.
So like when he listens to voicemail, you know, you just know,
oh, sorry, who are you joined by? Who are joined by?
Hey, I'm doing I'm Taylor. You just know what's gonna happen is you
know, he probably had a great night. We theorize that he's just fall
asleep. He's playing bowlers Gape, so you know you just had a great
night. He's enjoying this game the year people. You know, you know
that feeling right when you wake up and you got like a total of fifteen
to twenty seconds before you realize, oh my god, I'm supposed to be
doing something right now, and it's that rush. He's gonna be in his
dark room. He's gonna be all messy hair, he's gonna be Oh,
I gotta take Marco out all this stuff so you will turn on. But
he won't be in his chair. That's a Kirkling classic. Oh yeah,
that empty chair. He should he should do that better than put Marco in
the chair, because at least it's something for us to look at. The
headphones on him. Yeah, he starts talking. That's how we get uberas.
Have you guys met the dog in person? Yes? Once. One
time we went to the beach and they had all the dogs and stuff together.
So that was it looks like a great dog, top quality dog.
If I had to say, yeah, nice seems seems to listen. It's
always that thing that when the owners not saying they're can playing. But Kirkland,
You're like, yeah, well he doesn't need to sing in this.
But it's like on the outside, oh like that's great. But I have
the same thing. Easy I say, ah, should this since she does
this? But no, Marco, Marco great dog. There's a lot of
great dogs in the geek Forris community. Got that got Phoebe. Big fan
of Phoebe. He'be's a great dog. You'll see in her next weekend.
We got I think that's it. I guess just the two, just the
three dogs. Is he just laying here and doing nothing? Is even gassy?
Though? Man, we were playing call duty last way. You're freaking
out. No, No, that's so as usual. After nine is a
call and show. We're gonna give about three more minutes and then let everybody
get situated. I'll be drop the link and then you can join in and
we're just gonna talk about probably the holidays, what people are up to,
Uh, some stuff coming on twenty twenty four, but his video games or
movies which you guys are looking forward to. I'm just gonna shoot the ship
for a couple of hours as usual. But no one, Yeah, he
was just really stinky. But two, we have a gate right beside a
window in our living room and when it gets windy, gets pushed around.
So there was one bang, but then there was another one and we wouldn't
go check. I had to go check, so I got we have a
police I don't know where we found it, but we have a police baton.
So it's right by my door. So I always take that only go
outside. And it was just said gate, but it was like it was
a loud thought. And when you kind of forget about the gate, or
if you haven't been outside for a bid, you don't know, it's when
you're like, oh no, like it's tonight, the night where I have
to fight a criminal use the baton. A similar thing happens at my house
actually because the gate, yeah, the latch on it is just janky.
So when it's super windy, I thing slamming all the time. And then
there's like motion activated lights that will go off too, like based on where
the gate is. Yeah, so that'll turn the lights on too. I'm
like, what the hell is going on out there? It's a freaky sometimes
yeah, and we have U we don't have motion lights we have we haven't
figured it out when it just gets dark. The light by our back door,
it just stays on, It just goes on. I would prefer not
because it's right, but I would like it if it were to come on.
But I'm sure there's probably we get lots of deer here. For the
first time Ember Box the day I saw a coyote very close to us.
Yeah, so I know it would probably just be popping off. So maybe
it's better it's on all the time because all the time, like what's out
there and just be like some squirrel. But I'm there with the baton ready
to go. There's another motion activated light that's like right outside our bedroom window.
And for there was like I don't know, a couple month period where
like ever a couple of nights it would like go on at like I don't
know, eleven or midnight or something. It's like maybe my neighbor's outside like
moving the garbage can or something. But then eventually we got home late and
we were walking down like the side of our house and we saw this cat.
There's this neighborhood cat that's notorious in the neighborhood, and when he walked
by, it activated the light. We're like it's the fucking cat. He's
the one who's been activating this light. So we finally came to the bottom
of that one. It's like a thing, you know, having kids go
because it's bedtime, like, oh, don't be afraid of dark whatever,
but still's adults. You know, you get that moment where dark is the
situation where anything gonna be out there, right, and then that when the
lights are going off or something, you're just like you feel like you've lost
the home field vantage if a like there's something like if you're like, Okay,
someone's gonna rob you, and it's gonna be you know, middle of
the day or at night. I'm picking middle of the day every time because
at least like Austin might not happen, but like you just could see stuffing
outside. It's just like give you that sense of all, man, like
I don't got my full spectrum here. Hey, that must be worse for
you because you have just an encyclopedic acknowledge of all these terrible creatures that could
be out there. So if that happens to you, are you're like,
okay, it could be mothman like maybe a sasquatch, and you just running
down the list and what. Yeah, Like when I'm out in the boat
in the bush, I'm not afraid of the bears of the cougars. It's
it's the fucking bigfoots that will get you. It's what I'm But usually yeah,
I'm I'm still situationally afraid of the dark. Sometimes you just see that
stack of clothing in the closet and you think it's a person. During the
line, I was like, Oh, it's my it's my clothes. You're
just on the closet. What are you doing? Yeah, no tears,
not for that stuff. Because I remember when we were filming the first day
of a drenic Grone there's something I think we heard a coyote or something like
that. I was like, Okay, we gotta be careful whatever, it's
fine. It's like and I can't remember the whole conversation back for it,
but he pretty much was just like talking about how he's prepared to one v
one a coyote and I'm still like, it's still it's still a coyote though,
like they have claws, they got teeth. Like like, if my
life's a line, I will do it. But I'm not as nonshalk,
Like, oh, what versus a coyote, it'd be different if it's like
even raccoon, Like, I don't want to go, but at least maybe
I'll take the raccoon. But the coyote, I'm like, that's still thing
that if things go bad, it could still kill. You could still get
like a bite on the throat if there's a bunch of them. Yes,
but a coyote, right, I'm not concerned about wolf. I'd be concerned
about Wolverines are nasty, carefulverenes. Do we is that? Do we have
those in Colona, BC? I don't know if they're in Colona. They're
exceptionally rare to see. But they're a North American creature. Uh. They're
just very much reclusive, keep to themselves. But if you start stumble upon
them, they will fight. I mean, look at wolverine. Hugh Jackman,
right, yes, of course, yeah, just hear a little he
from the woods and just freak a little bit. You're Jackman, recently divorced,
you Jackman just hunting people to do well, that's why the first he
always tells the story. But when he got the wool rollverine that they wouldn't
let me read comic books. It's just like all that slame stuff. So
okay. Then he like when he went on for his audition, he based
his performance off like a wolverine, so he like looked into it. Oh
my god, but they did, and the director was like, what are
you doing? Like why are you acting with the wolves? Because the Wolverine's
like no, like it's really just how did he get the role? It
was just because he was so out there. Everyone else was so by the
book and he was just with something completely off the wall. Yeah, well,
I think they probably said that, and they probably did did like a
retake, so I'm guessing maybe they liked him enough that Okay, let's give
this guy another shot, because I'm sure there's him for someone walked and acted
like an animal and they're like, Okay, he's just on all fours,
just making hissing noises and he's like growing out all his hair. He's ready
to go. But yeah, no, I'm not, like I said,
like, I'm sure I can fight at coyote, but not. I was
not as nonchalant as Taylor as like oh yeah, like whatever, well,
we got no issue. It's like even two of us, like, this
is just not something I want to do. I don't want to do that.
I don't want to be invaded by aliens. I know there was that
whole stuff going on in Miami right now, but I looked into it and
I'm not I'm not buying it. One I'm with you now, but something
else, Yeah, I'm with you now. But for the first day it
was interesting because then what it was is there was like the police said,
there was like a teen riot in Miami by this mall, and then what
was going on. There was this video of like it was from a bird's
eye view, like an apartment like up top, and it was like this
thing that looked like eight feet it was great, and it walked by like
the side of the building, very slinkly, and people are like, hey,
what the fuck is this? And other people had said that it was
an alien And then there was the theory of like, hey, if it
was a teen riot, one, it just sounds funny, but two,
like it's teenagers, Like why is there no cell phone footage of them rioting?
So like, for twenty four hours it was the lack of details was
very odd, and then next day, even next day, there was like,
oh, yeah, we have got clear footage. It was pretty much
just a similar shot, but like I think, well people propose it's just
actually two cops walking beside each other, and just the angle of the shot
made it look like that. But for a while it was because it's funny.
I saw it in the morning. I was like, always probably a
joke thing. And then six hours later it was like picking up steam of
like oh man, like, no, something's going on Miami. And I
was like, as much as I do believe in aliens and everything like that,
that's just something I don't want to be true or I don't want to
happen because I just don't want to be in a situation where like imagine,
like imagine right now we're doing after nine and then the news breaks like,
oh, we're getting invaded. Like I can't remember what movie we watched,
but it was a show or a movie and me and Emi we were watching
and it's just like over the radio, it's just like there's a galactic like
there's a world attack, blah blah blah. I can't remember what it was.
Oh no, it was it's when we watched Godzilla. So it's like
minuss but Godzilla minus one. It's a regular movie. And then all of
a sudden they're just like you are now being attacked by a gigantic lizard.
Take cover. She's just like, imagine if you were sitting here and we
got the Amberler on our phone, Like you're being invade by aliens right now.
Take cover? Just like that is not what I want. That's like
the lead, like where do you go? Do you? What are you
doing? First? You get in your police baton. Got the police baton
for sure. I I think it's just like luckily we have a base that's
basement. It's just like there's a door, Like I guess that's it.
You just hunker down. I think we would just like get all the food
and like that's what I mean. I don't know. I really don't know.
I'm more apt prepared for like fives and stuff because like, oh,
we'll go Somewhere's like aliens, what do you do? You're just gonna go
outside and hope that they're non colouda, hope they're on the sky. So
I think stay inside, right, that's all you can do. All you
do, yes, And we're gonna ask man Clay. It is good to
see you. How Hey, I'm good. Good to see you guys too.
How's it going good? Happy New Year, sir, Happy New Year,
you guys too? What uh? What did I did I walk in
on? You're we're talking about Godzilla? Well, god there was because we
were talking about Taylor and like in Miami for like twenty four hours, there
was like this theory going around that aliens were starting to evade because there's a
video that came out and it was of course very like whatever, but it
was all like just a bunch of weird details that it looks like it's not
aliens. It looks like we're fine. But that's why we're just like what
is your first movie, Clay, like right now or podcast thing? And
then you get to learn on the phone, you know, like Joe Biden
pops up on your phone. He's like, Clay, we're evaded, Like
there's nothing more to do, because that's what happens in Minus one, right,
they don't the rest of the world doesn't know about Godzilla. And then
they just tell Japan over the radio like there's a mostel to Japan. I'll
take it, like pretty well. In that movie, we're like, oh
yeah, like like let's go hide now. I can't. I wouldn't believe
it. I don't think I think I would, Like even if I was
wrong, I think I would I would be in disbelief for a while and
be trying to get proof, probably probably not doing myself a great service by
that. But I don't think i'd believe Joe if he called me and said
there's a list coming, he personally calls you, just you that show.
My job is to sit down call everybody. So I like that, Like
you said, you're gonna go out there and find out what's your first step,
Clay, They say there's aliens out there? Like are you going out?
Because you're gonna go out there and what you're gonna look in this guy
seat or something? But then what if that beam gets you? And then
you just like, man, I should have went outside. You know,
well, I'm probably I'm probably first going to a friend or family member's house
that has a gun, and that's from there, get to the to the
guns there's not one here, and then go from there. Yeah, I
see that. That's always the situation where I'm in where it's just like I
don't like, I'm not like I'm all for gun control. I don't get
why people have assault rifles all these things, Like in Canada we can only
carry handguns, and I'm like, I think that's appropriate. But you're completely
right where if the worst happens, you're like, what friend do I know
that has a gun? Like, I know I know my friend Lane who's
a hunter. I'm going there's scary because if you go to their house and
they're like scared as hell right on the door they see something out the window
that like I'm breaking them down, just clay on the ground. That's a
good that's a good point. I'd have to be I'd have to be pretty
careful that you have to send them a text message hopefully the phones are still
working. Yeah, that's where Lions just scored. Yeah, the lines discord.
Yeah, that's where, like, I know you didn't love the movie
Clay, but that's where at least I liked the There's a segment in there
that's very similarly The World Behind where it's like Marshall Lee and uh Kevin Bacon
right him Bacon and who Ethan Hawk And it's that same situation where it's like,
oh, we're coming to use for support, but it's like well,
why should I trust you? Why should I help you? And it's like
a gun standoff, So yeah, you got to hope. But especially if
it's aliens, we don't know. It's like, are they the green guys?
Are they like going in our bodies taking over? So that that's yeah,
that's the tough thing. It could happen, right, so happen.
Yeah, April, how you doing? Happy? Twenty twenty four? We
can't hear you? Okay, there we go. Okay, No, that's
why I just I didn't want you to like go on for a home minute
and just be like, you know, we like to troll Taylor and let
them do that, but we're not. We're not gonna do that to you.
You know, you don't deserve that'd be cruel. Yeah, April,
when you walked in, we were talking about aliens and stuff. What's your
first move? We said, you know, you're also American. So Joe
Biden he calls you and he's like, hey, this is it. We're
being invaded, like we're all our followers specifically. That's a huge things benefits
of Yeah, we have no Canadian patron things. We just got message one
day from Joe like hey, love the pod I do, And I'm like,
well, if you give us the heads up, absolutely we should put
those in. Nah, let's go for in the event of an alienasion.
Yeah, we should now start advertised that as a tear thing, like and
the aliens of a Joe Biden will call you. Yeah, but what happens
April, like especially you got you got a child. So that's where it's
just like, that's where that's also tough too, you know, because you
gotta think you you get educate them, tell them what's going on, or
do you just leave them in the dark. I don't know. I don't
think i'd believe it to start with. I'd be outside, like I don't
see anything. I'm in the middle of nowhere. They're not here, That's
what I said. But then now the step you see that alien go by,
like you're with Clay, because Clay was with you, like he said
the same thing. But Clay gets sucked up, and now it's like what
do you do? Do you hide inside? I guess what else? Do
you up? Their weaknesses are roofs, hopefully, you know. So that's
the war of the worlds. I got those the tendrils that kind of go
into the homes on them and that's the worst thing, you know. I
watched it recently. That movie rips. I love that. That's Spilberg's last
great movie. In my opinion, he's not had a movie that good since
Wore the Worlds. I was he did it, and he's like, I'm
done, and then I think someone's been ghost directing his movie since then.
I don't think it's hand because they're all too basic, you know. But
and that's the problem Aliens. It's not like other problems in life. When
we were talking about like Taylor thinks he could fight at coyote at least like
he has the idea of what it could be. And Alien, Yeah,
see, these people don't greasy. I saw their faces. But like Aliens,
I mean, one coyote by itself, let's just get a run away
there, you get up, okay. But I'm saying, let's say,
April, this is the one you bump into. And he's like, I'm
having a bad day. I'm gonna fight April. Do you feel confident you
can take the coyote down? No, I don't think coote, thank you.
I was like, if this is one hundred name such I'm been on
the coyote every time, Like, well that was like that was like an
issue in Vancouver here at Stanley Park where there was coyotes and people had been
like feeding the coyotes. Then the coyotes like that's that's bad. Even if
it was one of them, they'd be like, I want some foods.
They just can't like attack people. Yeah, but that's the problem at least
with coyote. Like you could know, Okay, I know it's attributes,
what it does. Alien We don't know what's out there, so it could
be anything. It could be those tendril things that Taylor's talk about from in
the world's It could be just the big suckers. It could they could land
and be the what if they're all predators? What if it's thousands of predators
that land. It's like that's what I mean. And then what if it's
the good like the nice aliens that land. We know our governments they're just
gonna kill them right away and then war starts. Like I just think alien
invasion is probably top tier worst thing that could happen, because like I know,
there's natural disasters, but eventually it's like those could be over. You
can find a safe haven alien invasion. Like I feel like I'd rather vampires
because at least in daytime we'd probably be safe. Mummies are nothing, like
we can take the mummies down. That's a that's my coyote, Like if
it's me and a mummy, unless it's like the Brenon Fraser mo o tip
where it's like they have like the god your powers where he can turn into
like a sand storm. I don't think there's a lot of mummified bodies in
Canada either, So I feel like we're right pretty good there. I think
it's like it follows where we get a lot of prep time, right,
we like we know the mummies are coming, but like we got tons of
time to get what is it, the the armies, omnimbus or whatever.
Yeah, manifesting in a sand we'd be screwed. That's I mean, Like,
don't count bren Fraser is the mummy because if it's those characters, then
were screwed because they're just they're just super villains and stuff. What else do
we got out there where wolves where wolves are kind of the same. But
I feel like, again, we just gotta get to daytime, right,
Like, oh, I guess, but right, yeah, that's true.
Not even that they go away in the day I forget. I think they
turned back to the human form. Right, oh yeah, that makes sense,
and that's when we get them. You know, for them, vampires
would be more dangerous then, right than then wear wolves because worlves are like
how often does a full moon occur every night? So true, that's true,
But then like vampires, they can't go in the sun, right,
so we're good in daytime again? Or well, I guess no on cloudy
days? What is cloudy days? We gotta unless you get I mean wereolves
they could screw you over a trick or treat style, Like they're walking around
there, they lure you to that full moon session. You think you're gonna
have a fun time with this lady and the skin just rips off and they're
werewolf. Would that been you, Taylor? If you know, let's say
Taylor Taylor doesn't meet Madison, you're still single, man, would you have
been easily coerced by the lady werewolves and trick or treat? Like if I'm
working at that Target cash register and these ladies come up, if they ever
going to a party, you want to come, Like I don't know.
I think Young Taylor's not gonna trust the situation. Okay, what if they're
coyotes though, I'm all over it. Yeah, he's just there like the
punisher. He's just like has like weapons or anything. Take y' all out,
mad? How are you happy to go to twenty four? That's guys,
Happy New Year? See everyone. I love I love the cap clean,
the school Lions, They're they're hanging in there right now. I've got
the game on right here. Oh you're already in the playoffs. You're fine.
I want that. I want that two seed. I don't think we're
gonna get it, but there's a there's a small chance. I'm the stressful
day where we were in like we're a win and we're in situations so I
think reversing the bear. So it's like four twelve teams like whatever, we
should be fine, but like we're in a situation if we if we lose
in Seattle, lose, we're good. But if we lose in Seattle wins,
then we're out. So that's where like for me, it's not good.
I didn't think we'd even be making it to the playoffs. So the
fact that we're even there I know where the team that just goes in we
lose right away. But whatever, Aaron Rodgers did make it the playoffs first
year, and if Jordan loves does it, that's pretty like I think that's
a good that's a good start, you know. Yeah, you always want
to get it and just it's fun just to get in and it's you never
know, right, it's single elimination. So hackers didn't make the playoffs probably
a while, right, it was last year. It was like, well
that's right, no, yeah, yeah, it was. It was yeah,
and that was like the end of the Rogers era and stuff and then
Rogers the American flag towards Achilles tee heell. You know, great, great
times. But Maddie, we gotta get your opinion. One if in a
one v one fight Taylor versus Coyote, who are you picking? And Two,
what's your first step if an alien invasion is actually happening? Because like
we know, okay, we've kind of all deniers. But for us,
we don't have Joe Biden's gonna call you and say, hey, in Canada,
you're about to be invaded, not justin turedeaugh. We don't have connections
to him yet, but he's gonna call and say, hey, alien invasion.
So alien invasion. Man. I'll be honest, I don't think I'm
gonna farewell like John Kreamer wouldn't be happy with me, like and my my
will to live in that scenario. Probably just gonna it's gonna chill out with
my dog. I got my doggy here right now. I probably just get
something get together with some friends are famine, uh Like, like Leo says
in The Wolf of All Street, I'm not gonna die sobers, so I'll
probably go out swinging for that. The coyote, i'd have to see a
picture of the coyote, like, well, what kind of is it?
Like we never saw, we just heard it because the story was it was
the first day of a dreadoch chrome. We're out in the woods. I
heard a coyote and I was like, oh, we got to move.
And was like, oh, it's just a coyote. I'm like, what
he means just coyote? And then he went I was dying in that situation
even more. It's you and me, like one coyote is not coming around.
I mean, you're more than me. What is the amount of coyotes.
That is your cap do you think where where do you want? I
think to like, I still think you could take too, even if they
like surround you or something. But on your number one, absolutely confidently I
could. You know, he's done two, I two would be manageable to
his degree. I wouldn't wt any done. He's Done's like fanos in Finny,
like we mean to there's no timeline where Taylor is just like roundhouse kicking
tow like coyotes, like a little bit roundhouse. Yeah that big you don't
can you give the size again? They're like a little bit of bread,
a little bit like the mini pick. Yeah, you're like, oh mini
pig coyote picture Taylor. Let's see pull up one and show us this is
the one I could I could take on, you know, okay for example,
yeah, just yeah, baby cub. It's like an animated Disney one,
like, oh, this is the one. I just you don't got
to go full like like roundhouse kick them or anything like that. Reversing two.
I don't think I'd go for a roundhouse kick like a wolf was ris
scary. But that size, that's that's still has closets. Silva's fangs and
teeth and stuff. But I don't think he's saying he wouldn't take damage.
I just think he win. I mean, I'm not confident you have to
go get a tennis shot or something afterwards, for sure. I don't.
I don't think it's it's not really the skill set I think of like a
coyote to be like going like this with like their they're like they're they don't
really have they don't clause, they're will like pause, right, it's not
all They're gonna rely on their their mouth first, and that's the only thing
that you got to keep at base. So you can just keep that pinned
away from you and then scream loud and make them ship themselves. They'll run
away, so make them ship them. Yeah, sure, yeah, you're
just trash on them. That's why I thought go with the rowndhouse kick,
is that's something they've never seen before properly, right, They they probably think
they're gonna do something. Then when you're spinning, that's gonna throw them off
base right away. I don't know too much time spinning, that's when they
might lunch at you. You gotta you want to keep your face always to
them. Any type of predator. You can get a mid air though they
go for lunch the roundhouse kick, and if it's two of them, that
second one's gonna back off for the roundhouse kick. It's far too risky.
I'm telling you leave that for the trained professionals. And maybe baby Taylor's practiced
as roundhose kicks, but well, Taylor's seeing too much time spinning. How
many spins are you are you going to be doing? The more the better
you build up more momentum, feel more. Yeah, yeah, I just
feel like it's like in UC where those things rarely fight, or the punch
that usually ever works is like the like they ring the bell and the guy
that runs really fastic about him. They rarely work, but those times when
they work, they do it's like an instant KAO. It's like all the
fight's over in three seconds, you know, like everyone wants to do like
the supersman. Yeah, all or none, you know, Yeah, So
that that would that because I'm not as confident as Taylor with the coyote situation.
So that's why I would go for the all or none, because then
if I hit this roundhouse kick on the coyote, Wow, Like it's it's
over. I got big feet, so I feel like you also have big
strong arms. I don't know why you're relying on a roundhouse kick. I
mean, like I got big feet, I got thirteen and a half shoe
soup. If this thing's coming at you, look at your surroundings. I
mean, if you got like a dirt ground, like gravelly, like,
just start kicking that shit up at It's gonna pissed off becase it's gonna go
around its eye right roundhouse kick. You kick it and then you do the
round. I haven't done a roundhouse kick in years. I gwhen the other
day was doing cartwheels and she asked me doing because I used to be able
to do it, and I did it. I can still do it.
But when I landed, I felt pain. I was like, oh my
god, I'm three years old. I'm old. Yeah, like literally the
first time ever I was talking about this, Emily, there's this pain in
my knee that I've never had in my life at all. It's not an
injury. It's just like you know, when your next story slept not funny,
That's what I have on my knee. I'm like, I don't even
want to know what's gonna have my body when I'm forty, Like it's just
already breaking down, Like why why I should not hurt for me to do
a cartwheel? But it does? In what context? Were you doing the
spinning kicks? Though? You see you haven't done one in years? Like
what was coming at it? That's classified? Yeah, And why did you
stop? What? Like why did you get up? When was the last
roundhouse hired to move? When was the last round I feel like I definitely
did one in the gaul and era, like as like doing something I don't
know, I don't recall. No, it was Dylan because I knocked him
clean out. That's why he turned around the corner. And like whenever I
see you, I still just have this moment of fear and I don't know
why makes your feet are down? But uh, summer, how is it
going? What's up? It's going down? Twenty four so far, seven
days. Yeah, it's a good start. I mean it's kind of slow
work right now, so that's nice. And it finally snowed here. It
really hadn't snowed all winter and it just snowed today like four or five inches.
So yeah, that's that's always nice. At least to get one good
storm in. So yeah, not two questions. One, would the year
be ruined if they I'm asking everybody comes off. I'm asking, I'm asking
everybody. Would your year be ruined? If Joe Biden were to call you
right now and say we're being invade by aliens? That's a different question than
everyone else caught to be what, okay, be ruined? I mean,
he answers probably yeah, okay. So the real follow up is what is
your first step? Is that if there's an alien evasion, what's Summer Hansy
doing? I mean it depends on the type of invasion. If they seem
to be friendly, then probably nothing. But do you think our government,
even if they're friendly. I was theorizing they'd screw it up like both can
in America, Like they'd land and there'd be a sniper or there's out there
with his coyotes, and then we kill the first alien. Yeah, we
kill the first alien and then it's over. They probably just came down to
like watch the super Bowl, and now we're at war. You know.
Yeah, definitely the government would not respond well. But if it was like
apocalypse alien invasion, I probably just try and find like an underground bunker,
okay, or something just like hole in somewhere instead of like traveling or whatever.
You see, you might worry about that. It's not the offendive.
Many people can have their bunkers they want. I just know that if that's
the situation and you get with a bunker, you're gonna be happy, but
you're also gonna be stuck with someone that's like mega right wing the whole time
to be like I told you, I told you this was gonna like you're
gonna be there for days. Just listen, and you can't say you they
were wrong because you're up you're down there bunker. They keep you safe and
there's aliens currently massacring the world. But it would just suck. You're like,
yeah, I know I should, Yeah, I should the Bible more.
Sorry. Yeah that like that. That that's what I always might worry
if I die and I go like if there's like a waiting room, that's
how I picture the afterlife. There's a waiting room and you're you know,
and then eventually your number gets called, and it's like if there's a God
and the devil and God's like, well, you're not that bad person,
but you didn't really believe in me. It's like, you gotta go to
Hell. I'm like, fuck, like this suns man, Like I wish
I had a heads up, you know that. That's my biggest fear.
I wish I'm I mean, I guess like a lot of people are,
Yeah, I know, I'm like, damn it. And that's where he's
just like, it's gonna be me and a bunch. Luckily, I think
there's a lot of my friends that will be there. But just good man,
it must be having a good time in heaven. You know we're here.
Like I'm sure there's some job where like it's just called like shit cleaning
duty, and that's what you do for like five years, like in hell.
Like that's like you're just like or you're like in the a porter potty
and you're in the bottom and you just have to sit there and watch everything
come down, and you're like, that's what I feel like. So it's
not like it's not like you're a terrible person, but you have them to
do these things and then and they're just like, I don't know, they're
like watching MCU phase four and five. If it didn't go bad, you
know, like they got like those type of things where it's like so and
the fall up too is uh, if there's an arena fight ants Taylor versus
one coyote, who do you put your money on? You know, I
was team Taylor in the wrestling match, But I mean if a coyote could
just like grab your neck and then instantly kill you, that's what I say.
A small neck to Taylor. I feel like it's like really like you
got a good biting area. I'm too tall though. The cowdy's not even
able to get to me take it jump. They've been they've been having to
counter my roundhouse kicks, so they're going over those things they're trained. You're
gonna have to fight one of those just in the Yeah, what if?
What would your perspective change if the coyote started to hawk Taylors talking. I'm
not I'm not fighting them. I'm gonna make communication with them, Like let's
use reasons at that point. No, the fight's so on, like let's
say you're about to go and then the guy is like it's go time,
bitch, Like I feel like you're done. I'm turning around. I'm getting
out drop some quip. Yeah, I'm glad you agree with me there,
because I feel like if it starts to talk game at that point, like
I don't know, if it has pause, I could pull a ship out
on me. Like you don't know, at that point, it just pulls
out a whole sword. You're expecting the pause and the teeth and it just
like handgun samurai sword. Oh, that'd be the best. But maybe that's
the next wrestling match. You wes coyote, you know, if you find
one, let me know. Yeah, No, I don't need to make
make it a wins job to capture the coyotes. I think that's what Kurtlin
is doing right now. Actually, he's gonna show up in Yeah, look
what I got. And the point in this cast thet is thrown into Taylor's
office there we're gonna actually get to Yeah, it kills Taylor and that takes
his seat, and then that's the like the talking coyote, and then that's
we just we don't even acknowledge it. Just for the next five years that
coyote is now part of the podcast and he just talks and he's our friend.
You know, you guys need to make this. They canceled the other
what was the other one called that other Coyote movie and teelor versus Coyote,
Coyote versus Acme. Yeah, they uncanceled it though, didn't they? Okay,
I think they're trying to sell it to something. Apparently it's coming out
like this year, because like the voice actors was like, like coming twenty
twenty four, even though there's been like no like no one knows who bought
it. If someone bought it, but like the bugs funny like lead,
but well I think he does like all the loony tunes. It's something crazy.
It's like one guy doesn't take all the voices. But he was like,
yeah, it's coming this year. I won't hold my breath because's coming.
That feels like a very much like this game's coming out December thirty first,
twenty twenty four. You're like all right, like I'm sure it's coming
out and stuff, but it's done already, so once me buys it,
they could put it out. They had a whole year. But that but
is is someone are we in that someone bought it? Or is is warn
brothers maybe decide oh, we're gonna release it now, because I don't know
if anyone's bought it. I don't think. I think if if Wars already
like wrote it off for like a text thing, they can't release it.
But maybe they like didn't Maybe they just said they were gonna like write it
off and didn't actually sell that. Yeah, we're thinking of they probably did
that. They I will see it, I like Looney Tunes, I'll support
it, and then what's gonna happen? Though, that movie's gonna bomb and
then is gonna make suit. This is why we didn't do it. No
one wants to tunes and the I can you know, everybody's going, yeah,
oh yeah, I'm seeing for like the leak footage and stuff looked like
really funny, like a lot of practical like weird effects and stuff like that.
It's what do you mean it's practical, Like there's a lot of like
practice like the integration with like the animation and stuff like there's a lot of
like a practical effect. Are like sort of like Roger Rabbit where they're just
like they had like a bunch of stuff set up so it looked like as
if it was as real as public if they're actually there, right, So
it's like stuff that they're like grabbing onto that'll be like like in the shot,
like the undigital shot, they're like holding on to like something random,
and in the movie it'll be like they were holding onto something that's like in
the cartoon. I hope it's good because my daughters are in this era right
now where they had watched The Smurfs and Woody Woodpecker of the two thousands,
where it's like CGI characters with live action people and it just never works.
I did not know dodny'one know there was a Woody Woodpecker movie in twenty seventeen,
because I did not I think i'd like heard of it. But I
saw like the CGI Woody Woodpecker one time, and I never saw the movie
because I saw it on Netflix. I'm like, oh cool, Netflix got
like the rights to Woody Woodpecker. This will be fun, and it was
like coming soon. And then when I when it came out, I clicked
on the movie and it was twenty seventeen. I was like, oh,
yeah, it feels like a weird one to make in twenty seventeen. Yeah,
I know. I don't think I know who this character was until this
moment. I don't know who a wood Woodpecker is good. I don't think
so. It's just because of Universal. They have the Pecker budget ten million
box office fifteen point three. There you go made it made a little You
know, that's better than I thought. What you're gonna say like fifteen thousand.
Wonder where that sequel is. But you take on Woody Woodpecker? Oh
no, no, you want to take on a bird like you'll take like
yeah, what why? Why would you not take on a woodpecker? I
think he's just uh, he's got the smarts. He's really like intelligent and
conniving. I think so. I was Okay, watch the trailer for that
movie. I don't think I could take this guy either. He can.
He's zipping around like yon due his fucking needles. Yeah, I think I
would take me down. You never heard them like huh, Like that's an
iconic laugh from wood Woodpecker. I've heard that before, so maybe I have
it. Okay. I feel like it would have been on y TV for
us in your air if you ever clicking through. There was like an animated
show at that point, so you probably like a episode. Maybe watch the
movie tonight let us know. Yeah, I'll do that. I was not
good. I had to watch it. I was doing work too, but
it was it was not good. The lead's not good in it. It's
something like they buy his property or they're gonna take it down to build condos.
Of course Pecker doesn't want that to happen. It's a son with his
divorce dad. And there is there anyone like like famous in it. Not
really, it's a bunch of just well yeah. And then he joins a
band with this girl he likes, and they decide because they're like, oh,
you play guitar. He's like yeah, like, oh well, archuitar
has just moved, so it'd be great if you come out sometimes, So
like right away day one, he's in a band. So and then they
their song is covering bird is the Word? Like that's their hit song,
so like they're they're popping off a bird of the word and what he would
Picker loves that off because if you haven't heard, he's a bird. So
the people are live action wood you see g I okay okay okay, yeah,
So and he's just popping off to burr as a word. So and
then they bond and he the dad has like a wife who's like a model
who doesn't care about the forest and the trees and his son. But eventually
he picks his son over the wife and they pick Woody would peck her like
we're not building condos, which is like, I don't know what's gonnappen to
this guy's job now. The dad like his job is to build condos,
and now he's just decided not to do this. So I'll throw out another
one. As anyone seen this, This is older, this one with the
nero. Would Rocky and bowl Winkle? Long time? I was a Rocky
Bullwickle fan as a kid. I don't know where that love wins. It's
not an existent now, but I was a fan. So yeah, yeah,
that's like one of those movies I was like always on TV. Like
I would like like turn on the TV at some point and they're always playing
on that movie. That's when I think did eat it Rocky and Bullwinkle,
because I think that's why you see it on TV so much Bullwinkle. I
don't even know how to spelled Bullwinkle anymore. Okay, I got it.
I figured it. Wels was in that cast. Was there anyone doing the
voices like you remember? Was someone like Angelica Houston in that movie. Is
she opposite Denira? Yeah, I think so. John Goodman's in it as
Oklahoma copp So you got that going on? Oh Man Carliner kote Acne movie.
It's written by James Gunn right, yes. Is it like like hard
PG thirteen like Guardians of the Galaxy or is it more like PG PG thirteen?
Like I think it'll probably be like like PG. It looks like very
goofy, Like it's like like John cen As like the like road Runners Lawyer.
Yeah, interesting, like I knew Johnson was in there, but like
as the lawyer is not what I I think. If she's not the lawyer,
he's like the CEO of act or something like that. Like all the
stills are just him in like a suit talking to people. So here's some
sort of important person. Yeah, Rocky and Bullwinkle budget seventy six million bucks
office thirty five, So that's kind of what I was expecting for wood Woodpecker.
But yeah, Rocky Bowling and that's in two thousands too, that we
probably costs like I was like an MCU budget in the two thousand, ain't
even that half. That was a narrow Like if you want me to get
what like animated movie came out before then to make them like like we should
do rock because I feel like that has to be like writing off something like
someone makes them another more like it's just Roger Rabbit. That hadn't the nice
But I feel like, yeah, I hope that it's good. But everybody
that saw Acne and Coyote was like, oh, it's the next Roger Robin.
That's like the oh, this is the comic movie since Endgame, Like
that's like the guys, like what people said for the Chiff and Dale movie.
I like that movie, but a lot of the reviews were the same
thing. They were like, this is the this is the next Roger rat
fighters Roger Rabbits. Actually, in't it any Roger Rabbit? Though? Budget
fifty million, box office thirty Oh no, I was wrong, thirty five
three hundred and fifty one million. My eyes to CEV, I was like
thirty five million, but okay, that's huge. They made three hundred million
dollar profit on that. So that's why everyone's waiting for the next Roger the
Rabbit and it just has not happened yet. And the Chippendale, Yeah,
Chippendale's I think that one probably would have actually done well if they sent it
to theaters because that was a straight to Disney Plus one because there's a lot
of like buzds around it. That's why we would. We don't know,
but yes, I'm they will always get a pass for me for doing us
Creepy Sonic. That's one of the best bits in any sort of movie,
that the fact that we got Creepy Sonic back. And yeah, how did
Space jam Too do his COVID so we don't really know it was. Remember
they did the whole in theaters and on Max day one, so yeah,
and same thing with the is Chippendale or no? That one I don't think
went to theaters at all. That was just like Disney Plus suddenly. But
it's called Chippendale, right, I think, yeah, just Chippendale Rescue Rangers.
I was gonna because the male dancers. There's Chippendale's right, Yeah,
I think the spell in one word it's spelled yeah, But why is that
a thing? Why is there a kid kid? Why? I think cartoons
name that and Dale came way before the Chippendales dancers, so why do they
call it Chippendale's the males? I don't know it's spelled like c H I
P P. It's just the way that sounds good. Like it's like,
I don't know sometimes all you need, I'm gonna find out. I'm sure
there's a euphemism or something that we're missing, right, I don't know.
Yeah, isn't there a show about it with Kamal n Jeohnny? I think
I've never watched it. Yeah, you're right, that's true that classic streaming
era. Oh this is a show, but I haven't watched it never will,
you know. I feel like that one was like on TV. I
feel like saying it like a commercial on like FX. She was on Hulu,
I think, I think, and he was really excited about it and
I like him. But the same thing is just like in the backlog of
fifty shows I have, there's but now maybe I will maybe just to if
I don't find out from Google, like how did they get there? Yeah,
so it looks according to Google it says that Chippendale's was named after a
British burnature band brand. Sorry what because they wanted it to sound classy?
Okay, wat Travis and let us watch the show. Yeah, I'll get
right on that. Oh man, Okay, I just saw because That's why
I always question myself about the Chipmunks when someone says Chip and Dale or I
say Chip, Oh no, that's not it. His name is not Dale,
It's something else, but it is. So here you go. Let
me let me ask you this, Travis, who's winning in a fight?
Alvin the Chipmunks or Chippendale, Chippendale Alm the Chipmunks. I don't know.
There's still kids. I don't they've hadn't one of the ring you're seeing the
rescue rangers. They're like using guns and stuff. Yeah, definitely take out.
I mean I got Chippendale nine nine at ten times. There might be
one time where album the Chipmunks pull off some sort of like home alone hijinks
with some traps or something. But I think, but I guess what are
they gonna do? Sing them to death? Like that high pitch frequency might
like mess with the animal's brain or something. Yeah, Like imagine if you
were locked Joe Brien calls and says, hey, you're gonna be locked in
the room for twenty four hours while they sing the Christmas song that could crack
you. You know, I think aunks are in the Chippendale movie. I
think I think so there's like I said, I think they're like I think
he's watching like the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie on TV and one of the
scenes and this is three Chipmunks right with that, or there's the three total
album, so they do got the number game, they got one extra one,
so that could I could play into it? Do you agree, Taylor?
I would agree. I'm with you though the nine nine to one odds
though Ship and Dale definitely have it over them, but the extra man definitely
helps overwhelming force. So yeah, but it wouldn't with you. Remember Taylor,
you were like two coyotes didn't match? No, no, yeah,
two two to too, like two Chipmunks Shipping Dale, but three Wait just
to go back because I have to ask about this and Carl and Kirklan.
Crikl is not actually here. He just logged into pretend he's here, but
like he's not. Look at that hell waiting for you to call him trail.
What's one on your lights? Kirkled, because like at first it was
like across then they were just gone, but now they're up like that.
I've actually I feel like they've been like that the last few casts and I've
never fixed them. But oh, you didn't have them on last cast,
and when we did the movie preview you didn't have them on all. It
was just dark room. You got to fix this area. You're gonna just
turn it out and reaction trailer area. No, it's fine, but it's
still like he's pretty dark in there, like he looks like in British Columby.
Right now, are you in like another part of them in the basement
and undisclosed location. The aliens are coming for him. You know he's in
Miami. He's coming. So Carl, how's it he's texting? He doesn't
care. No, it's fine, you finish your text. I'm just fucking
mm hmm yep. I heard you for a moment. And yeah, I
heard you for a moment. He's Carl. We can't hear you at all.
No, You're okay, you fixed that. I'm gonna circle back to
ask Bobs here. We will move on eventually, but every time someone new
comes in I have to get their opinions, especially I can hear you now.
Yes, okay, we'll get to you inside. And Carl, we
had to move on. I'm sorry you text back, especially for U s
p's were you worried seeing these Florida alien reports a couple of days ago were
like this. I was like, it's like how is looking to like the
tweets the supposed like eyewitness which I thought was funnier because like the like big
media stuff is like the eight to ten foot eight that's not like everybody was
saying. But I was like looking through Twitter to the people who supposedly saw
them, and the reports are like it was so red. It's like there
was one where it's like there's aliens in the mall. They're like not doing
anything, Like there's shopboards of people who supposedly saw them. Were like they're
like they're just walking around, like they're like if you if you interact with
them, they'll look at you, but they're just walking around. So aliens
are just like they're just hanging out, which I thought was like it shows
like that's when people say like the peaceful aliens come and then like all the
government just shoots. They were just hanging out. They weren't even doing anything.
They just trying to go to the mall and they just like five thousand
government agents show up. They've heard about old maybe for years, and they
just want to see them for the first something. That's how it was for
us. Now we have a maybe. But in Canadon we go down every
summer's like oh man, oh maybe like good deals, good clothes. So
like I imagine that the Aliens are like, oh man, finally, like
we're on Earth. That's like when they opened, like they opened like a
white castle in like Orlando, and there was like a line for like eight
hours or something like that. What do you do if that there's that line
and there's just the eight fight alas just standing wing like everyone else. You
know, they're like, oh yeah, we've heard about white casts. We
gotta we gotta be here. See, Like, I guess it's peaceful.
I just think it'd be scary if you walked up to them interact and they
did they looked at you and went back to do what they're doing. At
least if they like said something, or even if they try to say somebody
couldn't understand them. But they just stare at you. I don't know what
to take from that, you know, Yeah, but what's on the street
there as bobs are? Are you ready? Don't know? I thought I
thought it was a unique place. You know, they don't usually go for
like Miami first. That that's like maybe they're breaking misconceptions about aliens that they
wouldn't go for like New York or La first. I don't like like the
cold. They can't handle the cold, so they have to come down here
first to prepare. That's what they're they're mine clothes, ready to go.
They got to get that. They get some gear for and the same thing
spops coyotes, Taylor versus one coyote. Who's your money on? I don't
know how big coyotes are. I feel like because I've seen, like I
saw like a full grown wolf and those things are like huge. Coyotes are
like smaller. I feel like I feel like coyotes are like vicious though they've
never seen Taylor. Though I never seen Taylor and hung that's the size of
them. And they got they got. I don't know. I feel like
I feel like Taylor one coyote. I feel like Taylor with oh yeah,
oh yeah, my mon's on Taylor. My money's on Taylor. Oh yeah,
boys, let's go late. You were out there kirk on trying to
get the coyote. We said that's gonna be the next There's a lot of
coyotes between me and this room. But yeah, yeah, they have the
lights too. Is that who They took half the lights with them? Yeah?
Like I want like before you get to Karl, is there no light
in this room or is this a choice? Uh? The light that I
have is really gross and old. I can turn on, so sure an
old light? Interesting? Like that yellow tinge? Yeah, I don't know.
It's almost a sub's level where you got like the Saw green tinge.
This is yellow. Well yeah, s Pubs. This room is like if
you watch the Saw movies, it looks like Saw like he has the filter
on and it's not even the twilight, Like it looks like it feels like
a green filter, but it is actually green. It's so funny. Hantsy
met you mentioned Twilight and I had to change them because I was color grading
a Drenk chrome and then I'm like, oh, that looks like Twilight.
I'm like, well, I'm not gonna go with that color anymore. I
don't watch Twilight, so it's not in my mind. I'm like, yeah,
I'm gonna turn down that green a little bit because it was like,
yeah, I guess so, but yeah, Carl, forever remind me of
Twilight. Yeah, but Carl, you got like the poornesthetic going on there,
with the purple going on. I do, Yeah, I went for
the old school everything. Yeah. How's how's your New York? Oh?
Look at that? Yeah, there we go. Sp more scary, it's
a party scary. How's how's your how's your beer? I haven't talked to
you in a good minute. I know it's been a it's spend frey busy.
Everybody I miss is all I try to. I try to listen if
you podcasts here and there, and it's gone down right the quality Now you
can't anymore. Giv ye're one to five was the best? Five? Not
so much? You guys gotta go back to Dylan's base fit. You know
you lost you lost the magic when go with that, go back to the
BIB quality audio. Whereas commentary tracks in the world where you can kind of
sometimes hear the movie in the background when we're trying to talk and everything.
The Yni mic was propped on top of a Wii for whatever reason, just
to give it a slight bit more height. Yeah, yeah, good times,
good times. So I guess it'd be different for you over there,
Carl, So I don't know who, like, who's your who's your elected
official? Because I don't need Joe Biden's calling you? But who's your elected
who's your president? There? We we have parliament, so do UK Parliament?
Okay? So I guess they do a group chat for cister. Okay.
So the parliament parliament calls you. You gotta call. It's like,
oh ship sixteen people and they tell you you're about to legitimately be invaded by
aliens. What's your first move? Mm hmm, you're muted again. Oh
no, he's not. I'm just thinking, did why did no one?
Did someone else see his lips move? And nothing? Amount? Are you
working on? I was pondering. He pulls out a puppet, and uh,
I don't know. I said, I go out with a bang,
go and have a big party, or go and get all my arsenal in
and start fighting. Doesn't if you do the party, though, doesn't it
create attraction? Like you're they're all gonna die in the bank. That's what
we're gonna die anyway, So you know you know that? Well? Plus
all, sorry, should we fight whale when we're drunk? So if you
get pissed, that's better. So because what if word gets through, it's
like, oh, the aliens are here for twenty four hours, are going
to take who they can and then they're gone, So you don't want to
be doing a party. They're gonna go right too, well, and then
I'm gonna mind getting everybody I don't like and kicking them out of their house.
When when yeah, okay, fair enough so and then if you're wrong
me, you're right. If you're what if you wrong me, you're right,
Oh you're wrong? Okay that sound like again US Canadians captions. Yeah
you can. You gotta really work on some of that. When you get
your puppet going and stuff you like, Carl, I feel like, yeah,
yeah, oh yeah, I love puppets. I used to do puppet
show back in the day. You did see Yeah, yeah, I knew.
I saw his lips and I like those those are puppet lips. Yeah,
some time, wouldn't it be the opposite because his lips are moving,
but he wasn't saying anything. The opposite for a puppet. Well, the
problem is, hang on, the voice is kind of the puppet, but
the puppets on screen down so we couldn't see the puppet talk. Yeah,
but you shouldn't see his lips move is the point. Yeah, you're right,
you gotta work on that Carl My puppet story something if you never seen
me. Yeah, I don't know. I just can't like. I feel
like there's a big line between people that enjoy puppet humor and don't. I
like Carl, you know, he said he loves it. Yeah, he
did that Puppets Geek first episode, Carlo and fucking head over heels for it.
Oh, one day it's gonna happen. Yeah, we didn't hit it
the goal there, but yeah, I'm excited to get those puppets. Even
though I looked for a project, I can't say getting custom made puppets is
really expensive. So we'll be buying like cheap puppets whenever we do it,
because I'm like, oh, we can get puppets that look like me.
Dylan Kirk do the cast and it's like, yeah, puppet right away,
just to start the baseball so you yeah one eighty, it's like you starting
to start from. Is that the quality that you're getting those puppets? Yeah,
one of those to drop definite, you one of that type of like
the wooden puppet. Dalan. Yeah, I was looking more like the fabric
puppets, But you can do that one. I think that would have been
the fun that everyone picked a puppet and then came the cast. We didn't
know what was going to be, you know, apt puppet, So I
got another one. I I, me and my cousin were into puppets and
we got one. Back to day. I don't say that that sentence me.
Yeah, what did you do with the puppets? What's what's like a
big cousin Taylor puppet day? They would always make it a full day away,
a full day. We were inspired by all these other YouTube videos and
so we tried making like these, like mini series and stuff when we were
little with the puppets. So, yeah, so it's out there somewhere.
Does that footage exists, Yeah, there's definitely there's footage of one project out
there that I love that you call it a project, I'm not going to
say it's actually it was the puppets were incorporated in this large scale project that
had about, like I think it was like fifteen episodes of this mini series
we made when were younger, and no one will ever see it, no
one, But it's all live out there on the internet, but no one
will find it as well, and we see something you're not willing to show.
Show us a bit, you know what, Maybe I'll pull up a
screenshot and I'll drop it in the discos. Okay, it's a highly sex
a series, all male puppets. You know, I'll take a picture at
least. I'm even just scared to see the screenshop if ever finds it.
You know, just young tailor the hand, but they don't see you.
I guess right, it's just your hand. Oh no, like you'll see
me. Okay, I don't say it like that again. You Oh no,
you see me? Like what's going on? But that's the reason.
It's just pouring with puppets, and that's what they're like, cause that's never
taken off, right. You go to porn site, there's tons of subcategories.
There's still no puppet tab yet, you know, so that like I'm
waiting, I'm going to be I am because I feel like that's just like
great entertainment. You know, that's like the Happy Time Murders that didn't take
off. The there's a whole puppets scene. There's a whole puppet scene where
he like explodes himself and everything like that, and it goes on and yeah,
these no Roger Rabbit, no puppet time murders stuff. You know,
it's a shame. And then, uh, Carl Taylor versus the coyote.
We're circling back to this as well. Every time, Yeah, could be
reversing fucking a bell rog, you'd still pick Taylor. He's a resourceful little
shaite. He has his puppets. Ready. Yeah, the kur We've heard
your about where were you? What happened? We were theorizing that you woke
up in a cold sweat. Did you think where you woke up? He
ah? What a sleep? Oh ship, And you're like everything's going on?
Where were you? That's pretty much exactly what happened. I like made
coffee and I'm like, I'm just gonna just gonna sit down for a second,
just just rest the old eyes. And then like literally woke up in
a panic, and I'm like, holy fuck, it's past ten. Let's
let's get moving here. Oh wait, so you wake up this morning then
fell asleep again? Oh yeah, I know. And I was up for
like a while. I woke up at like six something. I was making
coffee, making breakfast, getting ready. Sha was coming off late last with
her. That was a very late last night coffee. I had a I
had a late coffee, and I just I've never done that before. And
I was up till way past the wee hours and then and then you still
got up at six. That's crazy. Yeah, well, Sha was coming
home usually when she comes off night shift, so I'll wake up when she
gets home, and then chatting with her a little bit, and then I
like felt wide awake too. I don't know why. I'm like, I'm
just gonna I'm just gonna rest my eyes a little bit for a second here,
and then I never rest those like an old father. I just passed
out right there. And then I'm glad I made it, though. Were
you up late playing Bulger's Gate? Was that I was, yes, ma'am.
Oh it is. It is amazing. I truly truly love it,
especially if you're a fan of like D and D. It is just yea
it is. Started it for like five minutes just to see what the game
look like and have them back to try it again. Why because it's ship
No, No, I look good. I just I know it's going to
take a long time someone to have some free time to focus. See that's
the thing is I feel like I don't really have free time, but I
just kind of did it anyways, So I might be screwing myself. I
mean last night I was up way too late. But yeah, I know
it's it's amazing. It definitely lived up the hype that I was expecting.
Good when you fell asleep with a coffee? Was it on table or was
it in your hand? Because it was on the bed actually open open cup
right on the bed, very very risky move. Oh I know, I'm
a while then why is this in a spoiler image Tane? That's like a
what the fuck is this? It's a puppet attacking me? Okay, attacking
he's got his arms around. Is it just about to ride you? It
looks like it's about to start there for what's with the fan in the box?
Too curious? That's definite My grandparents did you did you take? That's
the grandparents asking the status of the fan. But what's on your head?
To that is an accessory that was part of the character for this this series.
Mm hmm. What was the give us the log line? Ah?
It can be like very mysterious about this without kind of shedding too much light
on you being able to find it. There's an individual who you could not
see or distinguish their facial features because of their accessories that they wore, as
you see in that photo, and they basically had superpowers. They could employ
the superpowers against a variety of different issues, and one of these issues was
this blue thing that crept in and took over this guy's place of residence and
he had to fight it. Ultimately he won, so he's very whatever he's
I feel like that's part of the title and say, like place of residence
and blue creature like the invasion. Yeah, it's definitely old school stuff.
You will find it and then it's fine. Can you tell us the object
you was for, like the headwater because it looks like he wants to pick
one of those up. It looks like this silver like a futuristic space cap.
I don't know what's to how it is, Oh that my dad used
to back in the day we needed property management. He just someone left this
helmet on this job site or something like that, Like is it a hard
hat? Yeah, I think it was a construction something like that, like
a hard hat or whatever. So it thought, Okay, I'll just wear
this. I guess made chrome that's yeah, yeah, some yeah, something
like that. So there you go. I haven't seen the construction that looks
like that. So it had like I think it had Chinese writing on the
front of it or something like that. Country, Yeah, construction is different.
Note on Vancouver Island and yeah, Brooklyn, your last one's gonna ask
you because you were Let's say you wake up from this cold sweat and you
can call from Joe Biden and he's saying that you were being invaded by aliens.
You missed it. You gotta go back. We got we got to
end with Joe Biden the show. I don't know, disagree. You're not
going downhill, you know, Like what's your question? If an alien invasion,
what are you doing? What does Kirkhapatser do? Like what's the extent
is you? Like? They're coming to murder everyone is. You don't really
know. You just got a text, say you got a call from Joe.
We're being in vabe aliens. I gotta call the rest of the geek
Frist crew and he hangs up. I just feel like, man, I
got I gotta work tomorrow, Like I don't got time for this, I'll
probably just do my day to day honest maybe call my parents, you know,
like may or may not call. I feel like I would be like
that stereotypical person in the movies that's like, it's not really happening. First,
you just you just do your Yeah, maybe I don't know. Okay,
what if it's better to be first to go or last to go,
and that's if everyone around you is just getting marked. Well i'd say last
because maybe there's a chance to survive. Right, But then you're like alone
and you just seen everyone depart peace finally, you know I can that's your
thing. Yeah, so I don't know it's done. He'll be sleeping,
they'll take rest his eyes. He's like, I need to rest. Yeah,
aliens probe. Yeah, before I call our parents, let me just
rest my and he's you're gone. You know, maybe if I knew exactly
what was going to happen, I could change my answer. But well,
that's what we're talking about because the coyote. We know what the coyote is,
right, aliens. You don't know what type of alien it could be.
Yeah, it could be the arrival aliens. It could be battle Los
Angeles aliens. You don't know. I think the rival aliens were fine because
they were just chilling want to talk Amy Adams, right, so it never
really impacted the world like would be okay. Yeah. I like to think
that there's maybe like three different tears. There's the peaceful types and then there's
the like the biological like assimilation like your classic X Anymore of Alien or that
one way second Ryan Reynolds simulation and zenom Worth the same. I don't think
so like they impregnate the egg and gest states inside you and then like you
die and that kind of stuff, or like laying as well, stuff like
the simulation theory like we're their pets. No no, no, so like
basically you're dying and their their genetic biological makeup just will take over and it's
unpredictable all that stuff. Or there's the the resource like destroying, but I
don't think there's anything really on Earth that they would want, maybe aside from
like the planet's core. Yeah, they maybe like take energy from the core
or they just see as a threat. So I castle I think I think
humans be threats. One of the big big concerns for whatever might be the
lurking out there because of our unpredictability. Are we I don't think we're a
threat. I don't think a big threat ourselves to ourselves. But I think
the fact that we have nuclear capability and nukes like it may not affect alien
technology whatsoever. But I mean, if we start throwing nukes out in space
and causing a ruckus on a large proportions to other planets and blowing things up,
I think that is enough concern for them. Like, hey, you're
you're like you're detonating fireworks on your own lawn, but one of those fireworks
can come into my lawn. I don't like this, So I am not
the smartest guy. So maybe this is just public knowledge. It's fair to
ask, can you just shoot a nuclear bomb into space? Yeah? Why
not? Let's do it. I don't think in space. They oh yeah,
I don't think they would work in a vacuum. Yeah, I don't
think that theory goes I feel like, what would happened for indeed, it's
been done in nineteen sixty two. Starfish Prime was the name of the test
launching a nuclear missile in the space and detonating it. Yeah, but that
was probably like specifically built to go into space. I feel like if it
wasn't built to go into space, it wouldn't build and make it there.
It's like Avengers twenty twelve. We've got like out of the atmosphere, you
know. Yeah, And I hope that's what Biden runs on in twenty twenty
four, right, just like I'm gonna shoot the nuclear bomb in the space
space, you're shooting space aliens. No, we're got We're not gonna any
aliens. We're just gonna start shooting them into space so they come down,
and then we just have nuclear poison just coming down in our atmosphere Americans.
I think that's one of like the in the back of like I don't know,
just speaking on my ass here what scientist minds too. If that asteroid
ever comes too close to Earth. I think one of the go to things
is, hey, let's launch a nuke. And that seems like okay,
so right that type of asteroids, So so asteris coming the other asteroids.
For some reason, I thought he just spent planets. It was like no,
no, no, no, yeah, like oh we went to the
mold. It's like, I guess that's the plan, right, because you
can't do armageddon and I imagine that's too fake, where it's like we're gonna
have people land on the aster and break it down. So their plan is
if an asteroids actually on the way to Earth, we're gonna shoot a nukeas
at it. I think it's one of the ideas, and I don't think.
I hope they'll be very American. Yeah, but like I guess that
might be the only thing, right if it's like we can't stop it.
So I feel like a lot of you guys are gonna die, but it
won't be everybody. And then you got the nuclear poison, So that's gonna
happen after because it'll break, but there's still gonna be p pieces coming down,
right, So that's what I want. That's what they want, right.
They don't want next Ice Age. They want just to take out like
an old navy or something and then nuclear poison. I guess what I think
if you knew ca an asteroid, like the idea is not necessarily you're gonna
destroy completely more, just like if you slightly knock it off course, then
it won't write on towards Earth anymore. All you need is like one percent
difference and then you're good to go, that's scary, man. I don't
like thinking it's risky for sure. A lot of physics going on there because
and they're mine aliens. I don't want to get back to dinosaurs either,
Taylor, any dinosaurs anything, you take any dinosaurs? No, Like,
there's the copies that'll fuck you up. I mean every a copy one.
I feel probably I could take on, but I don't like my chances.
I like that he that's so much smaller than the coyote that you're like,
I don't know about that, but the coyote, like, oh yeah,
I'll destroy that coyote. Yeah, well you see see him in Jurassic Park,
Lost World, and even one is enough to cause that guy enough like
of a hassle. Right, My big my biggest fear is in the the
what animal are you talking about? Those are the small ones, right,
the little green ones. Yeah, they start of the movie. My fear
is the those guysus. Yeah, no, I'm I'm self assassinating myself if
that's happening. It's not like that's that's scared. I'd rather take on the
t rex. I'd rather take on a wrapper. That thing is haunting and
it makes that sound. I don't even know what makes that sound. That's
just the movies. It's probably like makes a friendly sound in real life.
He calls your name in real life aids You're like yes, and like now
I'm not with you. It's like, you know, did miss that?
Kirk Taylor minute that if the coyote could talk, though in human language,
she would not win the fight. Why just meant would throw them off.
He would throw them off, calling all his insecurities a total bully to him
series ship. I know the real name. I'm gonna tell her. I
know your secret. Oh Man, Taylor, did you ever see that?
Like, I don't know if he's like that Twitter thread of like it was
like the lady who who found like a dinosaur outside her house. It was
like a fake thing though it was actually really cool. It's like this lady
who makes like paleo art, which is like a like very detailed like recreations
of like dinosaurs and extinct animals and stuff, and she made like a Twitter
It was like a like a store, like an a ar G type of
thing where it's like fake, but people at first thought it was real.
It was like kind of like how like the War of the World's with orson
Wells happened like she made this like Twitter thread, which to her followers I
guess would have known, like, so she makes this kind of art,
like obviously this is like a like a story, but it was like a
stort of like her like hearing. It's like super detailed of like her hearing
something outside her house, and it's all through like photos and videos and stuff,
and there's like a dinosaur outside her house, and like halfway through she
had to put like this is just a story, like I make this kind
of art, but people are like freaking out, but it was really cool.
It's like she finds like dead birds outside her house and they're like all
like like they have like the bite marks and stuff, and her dog is
like barking outside. It was really cool and people at first time it was
real I have to find it. But I remember it was around the time
of like, oh it was the the movie that came out, like the
Alien one with like the no dialogue, I forget the name of it now,
No One can save you. Yeah, it came out like around that,
Like the thread was around that time, so people were like it was
people were thinking about like what if something just like shows up at my house.
I remember like at the end she showed like the models of like the
dinosaur. She she makes like these like like very detailed, like like extinct
animals and stuff. I remember. I think it was really cool. I
have to find it. I'll put like the discript. I find it good.
I'd like to see it. I definitely did not know about it.
So we still need to make an afterninon Discord channel because the people that are
not on afternine currently, they just see a picture of Taylor of the Poppins,
like they don't even know what to me. Yeah, and they're gonna
get s bums. It's like linked to this story, Like what the fuck
is he telling us? Like that's like the best advertising though, Like they're
gonna wonder what am I missing right now? Exactly. Yeah. Well,
I was gonna go around the room and just ask people what they're most excited
for in twenty twenty four. So some are Hansy, I'll let you start
it off. What's what show? Movie, life, event, video game,
old Navy catalog? Ever, is the February one is real good?
Yeah? Their winterline? Yeah, probably Dune. Yeah, I'm really looking
forward to that reading the books. Yeah, books are good. Yeah,
it's been really really good, so yeah, I'm really excited for that.
It's probably number one most anticipated, and then Deadpool shortly under that huge Wolverine
fan my whole life, so like this is going to be dream come true
to finally see him in the suit with Dune. Do you know how many
books are? Like in total, I feel like there's there's like eight,
and then there's a bunch of like novellas and stuff that like his son's kept
writing because he died before like the last week of yeah, is there?
What's the plan? Is the plan to go till it's not enjoying? Is
the plan to go like completion? Iss? Like, I'm going to get
through everything I want to re at least read like the first six. A
friend of mine has read all of them and said, like, that's those
are the best ones. Yeah, so I'll see where I get to.
If I want to keep reading, then I probably will. I just planned
on reading the first one and then I liked it so much that I started
reading the second. So if that happens again, then whatever, But we're
the first thing. Are you on the second one? Yeah? Almost?
I really like the second one, and then it's really the third one.
I wasn't a fan of the third one. Oh yeah, well it definitely
is getting It's gets super weird. Yeah, in a good way for me.
Yeah, So I am enjoying it. So I'm really excited, I
hope, because I've heard rumors that there's maybe going to be a third Dune
movie. Yeah, I think it's all based on Yeah, Messiah, I
think it's all going to be based on how this one does. Because Denise
says, I think they've already wrote it, or they're near the end of
writing it, and he says if he may see, doesn't know if it's
his next film or the film after. But I think the plan is like
hopefully Dune comes out big hit, and then that week and you get there,
like you love Dune, you'll love Dune, Messiah. You know,
I don't know if you will love Dune, Messia. If you love,
don tell you to it gets so weird. Yeah. Yeah, there's no
way they could show a lot of this stuff visually. Yeah, you guys
got me intrigued with that. Do you think though, if anyone could do
it, and he could do it, did he bring to life or anything
it's just that too. You can find a way. But I just don't
know if audiences would yeah like it going weird. I don't know, We'll
see yeah, all right, Dune and Deadpool. All right, So the
like the first book, is it like a complete story or it ends like
a very much like cliffhanger, like Okay, you got to keep going now,
it's it's a complete story, like at least in that like arc with
the Hearkens and stuff. M hmm, because I feel like the first movie,
like when I watch it's like I need more, Like there's no way
that can just write the first book. Yeah, I would say two thirds
even like the first two thirds of the book is probably the first movie and
then and then like probably the last third they'll fit into this one. Yeah.
Yeah, Kirkland failed it on the whole kind of a time jump in
too, not a complete story one out of five pansy? What would be
after Deadpool? Is there something that's third on your list that that comes to
mind? Or who wasn't enough for Maddie? Because I feel like like doing
this top for a lot of people, you know, So I feel like
even whether it's that or Deadpool, So I just out of curiosity. We're
on like her seventeenth pick. He's like, what's one more? Let's see
what else is coming out? Everyone everyone knows Night Swim is great. You
give me something, Yeah, okay, we can stop. Well, I
feel like doing is gonna be top for a lot of people. That's why
it's not I think so, Yeah, the choice, Yeah yeah, is
this an impossible Part two coming out this year? No longer? No,
they like stir feeling well, no, they have fun part of it because
they filmed them. Like that's why it costs. That's why I say,
like, uh, like directing costs so much because apparently they filmed like a
lot of the sequel. That's like it's something we're like that, Like they
filmed them so close together, like they put the budgets together or something like
that. That's why like directing costs. Like it's like I don't know,
like three hundred and twenty five they wanted to keep shutting down for COVID,
but like that like that shot of like Tom Cruise like hanging on to the
plane, that was like like that wasn't in Part one, Like that was
something for could remember. They had like that trailer where he was like thanking
people like coming to the movies, and he's like hang on to the like
I think people might have just thought, like, yeah, you probably just
did this for the video, but apparently that's a scene from the next from
the next movie. People had the theory that like in the next one,
like the uh, the AI is gonna shut down like all technology and that's
why he's on like that like old plane. Okay, I just hope our
two opens up and it's reversed and he's really pissed that people didn't go to
Mission Apostle one. Yeah. Yeah, I'm out here breaking my hands making
the movies. You see this, and you guys, I lost money on
Mission Apostle. You're fucking kidding me, you know how Blessing Yeah, you
know, well, remember we talked about the news and after remember of the
video when they did get shut down how like Maddie was, yeah, yeah,
the COVID rat thing. Yeah, I never want to see it again.
I just hope he brings that fire and maybe it's not before me.
It's like in the previous like fun we really got to see this, or
Tom cruises like get it, like go smoothing PSA. He's like so serious
that, like you think it's like for like some charity something. It's about
motions smoothing. I think they at least original video like on Christmas or something.
It's like what are you doing on your Like I get it, like
TV is important, but like why we do I need no good? Like
if your families are coming over, like you're going to your family, it's
like turn off motions smoothing on TV, which like no one fucking cares.
That's not like a film Twitter fan like us, like my parents are like,
oh the smoothie. Like they're just like okay, I like the way
my TV looks, like as long as it works and they know how the
remote functions, they're not gonna care that Tom Cruise has sending this PSA like,
hey, your TV can look it can look better if you turn this
motion thing off. So but no, it's not this year, and that's
not part two anymore. Remember they're dropping the seat. They don't want to
tie to directing anymore. It's a sequel, but it's not gonna be called
part two because I think I guarantee you some executive was in Tom's ear like
oh, well, you know the reason it didn't wells because it was part
one and like, yeah, that's it. That's the reason why, you
know, like they've probably all told themselves that part two dropping that will make
it a hit. And I don't know if it will because I think I
think most people two, once I've seen it, are still also just not
into the AI. I think, so I don't think that's gonna bring more
people, Like I can't wait to see what was that thing called again in
the movie, the Entity? The Entity? Yeah, no one can No
one's like I need to know what the Entity is gonna do, like son
story. Uh, we just watched or we started watching it yesterday because my
wife hasn't seen it yet, and like it started up. She watched like
the first like minute, and she ended up passing out, and she woke
back up at the part where like they started. As the movie starts up
after the first like sequence, it plays like a bunch of scenes from throughout
the movie, and then it ends with like Dead Reckoning part one, but
that follows right after Tom Cruise goes in and like gases like the the office
and like sneaks out right. Oh yeah, she woke up right when he
like said like that speech like she was like right or wrong, and then
it showed all the scenes and said part one. She's like, oh my
god, she just left through the whole two hour movie. Just rest my
eyes in there, know that's like just gone. We mostly watching the Five
Nights at Freddy's movie yesterday. Oh did you? Yeah? Yeah, like
the very I missed, like the last like fifteen minutes. You gotta go
back or you just sticking with that three? That that's my score. That's
okay. That was the twenty twenty four movie. I've been calling you.
I'd be throwing a flag right now, but no, no, no,
you can't. You can't log that. Yeah, you got fifteen minutes left,
but it's last year. You're you're You're fine. You needed I loved
like the Heart of sow with's like thirty minutes left, like they gote to
like the villain reveal at the end. It's like, I do not care
any more about this movie. I just turned off. I don't even know
what happens at the end. I haven't seen anyone. I heard there was
like a sequel tease, but I don't know could I don't think i've met
anybody in my real life that's seen The Heart of Stone. I don't know
anybody. It was their most watched movie of all time. Three million people
saw it. It has to be Jamie Dornan, right, Oh, the
villain to like it rips off mission impossible, like the first one, like
they're doing them like but it's like they literally do. That's why the twist
is so dumb, because it's like they're doing like the whole mission and yeah,
it's hit like fifteen minutes and like they do a mission and he just
like shoots all the teammates. It's like, oh, it's me. I'm
the I'm the evil one. And then at the end it's like when I
turned it off, it was like she was looking for him and he like
revealed himself again. He's like, yeah, I'm the one who's been doing
this, Like who else wouldn't have been like the only main villain of this
movie. You just want to really emphasize, like if you guys don't know,
but yeah, it's like they completely rip off but the first mission impossible,
like the start of it, Maddie, sorry, well back, you're
going to ask something, but then Taylor, I was just gonna say for
for a mission, they still how much did it make? It still means
like half a billion? No, did it to get to the five hundred
mark? Still, like the budget was, Yeah, the budget wasn't seen,
but again they're like like, yeah it made five yeah, five sixties
sixty seven, so it made the half billion mark. But I feel like
Tom Cruise trying to explain, like, no, this this budget isn't just
for for this one. Like I feel like like the higher I'll still see
this budget is like, oh, you're gonna make your money back. Yeah,
at least number two has already been worked on, so it's coming.
But what I feel it's gonna happen is they're gonna do No, they'll do
the next one, and then if it underwhelms, they'll do one more.
But they'll market that as like the last which was weird because this was supposed
to be the last mission impossible until it was like he was saying it was,
but under the marketing was like yeah, dang it was. But then
McCrory was like, yeah, we got ideas for like three more. It's
like, well, I thought this was the last one. That's why we
were doing the retro, which we probably will still do. Badside that's like
with the What's fast and first to like the all the trips are like the
end of the road and stuff. And then that's another one like I don't
know when that next fast maybe it's happening anymore. Yeah, yeah, with
the whole Vin stuff. Now, I really at least I said something last
year out I got like I used to be on this thing that was like
movie surveys for like upcoming movies, and it was like you'd see trailers early
and stuff, and like you give them like your opinion. Like I saw
like the like the Lisa Frankenstein trailer I think I talked about like six months
ago, and I thought the trailer was really bad and I gave my harsh
opinion on it, and then the new trailers good, So maybe they did
listen to me, but it was a weird trailer before I think they didn't
know like what tone they were going for. Now now the neutral actually looks
good. But I got another one because sometimes it wouldn't be a trailer,
it would just be like a really really long survey. And I got one
that's like like for Fast eleven, and it was asking me like about like
every single character and like what do you want to see and like what actors
do you think would be good like and it was like it was all the
answer that people were like joking about. It's like who should the like what
actor would you like to play the villain in the next movie. It's like
multiple choice. It was like Keanu Reeves heard DiCaprio jor it was like all
the things like I'm sure you just looked through Twitter where people were saying like,
oh, they should play the villains. But I remember there was like
there were so many questions about like it was like do you think they should
bring Paul Walker back for the next one? If they brought back Paul Walker.
They joke about if Paul Walker came back, what do you think about
Paul Walker come back? And then I think you should show up at the
end of the movie that like it's like I'm pretty cures in the next They
were telling me. It's like he's definitely in the next movie at some point,
like there's so many questions about it. They sow wan and they're just
dying like once they saw like young Luke Skywalker and all these things like oh
man, like look what they can do, like like oh yeah, and
they're gonna have this fucking spiel about how it's honoring him, and the family
got the opinions, but she's like, just just don't do it, you
know, like yeah, because I have started filming that, but who knows.
Things get really bad for Vin at least like it ended in a way
where you could technically like kill the diesel off and just swap them for the
Rock. I just have the Rock lead it now and say the Hya what's
the son's name? Zero? It makes fucking no sense to walk. Yeah,
Paul Walker passed away, so in Fast Serious, Fast seven, Fast
and Furious seven to honor him, like, what's your son's name? Gonna
be Brian Junior? And but it's like in that world, Brian's still alive,
so it would just be weirdly rid of like Taylor had his kid and
it was a boy, like what's your son's name? Like, Oh,
it's Travis. Like I like what, like why I understand if I passed
and let's say like I sacrifice himself the safe tatles like I really want my
son to be named Travis, but I'm still alive and he's like, my
son's name is Travis, Like what the Fuck, dude, that's weird,
Like unless you just really like unless he prepped me and he's like, hey,
my whole life, I've always wanted in his son Travis, and like
I know you, but I'm still doing it. But it's like it's so
like they why didn't they name the kid Paul? It makes like building up
to the reveal of it. Yeah, it makes yeah, yeah, we'll
be I guess he survived and the Tom died in the damn exploiting Yeah,
you can, like, what a good way for Dom to go out.
He saved his son, perfect good great storyline. That's a great way we
don't need. Then you get the Rock back in. You know, he'll
be fresh off the Oscar when he like what that's the trajectory. He wins
the Oscar for the A twenty four movie, he closes the Fast and Furious
franchise, becomes president, and then he's gonna be the one that calls about
an alien for then yeah Oscar. Yeah, you just do a Nolan movie
for sure. Fuck I need a whole actors on actors with Christopher Nolan and
the Rock just to see like that conversation about you know, I don't know,
but I think that's the thing with the present thing. If he's the
president, he calls about the aliens, We're not gonna believe it. We're
gonna believe it some sort of stunt for a movie. So a wrestling promo.
Yeah, yeah, they're coming this Sunday. Oh, it's not aliens,
it's just he's just fighting the row prank called the Classic. Yeah,
that's good stuff. Yeah, April, what about you? What are you
looking forward to most in twenty twenty four? Probably Maxine really excited for Maxine
and uh, Lisa Frankenstein, which was just talking about. And I just
saw a preview. I went and saw a night Swim. I saw a
preview per movie called Long Legs with Nicholas Cage. That looks really weird.
So that's on my list now. But that that's the one. The On
one. Was it a full trailer or was it like a short teaser?
It was kind of like a short, yeah, because Neon posted like a
very like a weird like clip like teaser of it. But I don't know
if it's that same one, because sometimes they do it like they'll post the
teaser and then in theaters it'll be like the the real trailer. No,
it was pretty short. It was just like the photos I think it is,
like, yeah, it's like a crime. It's structed by Oz Perkins,
So yeah, it's a weird tea. It's like an interesting teaser because
it's really weird. Yeah, well that's why everyone was hoping. It was
like, that's why I put in the discord it's Cuckoo, but because in
Cuckoo it's like kills. We just got that one image of Hunter Shaeffer,
like hiding on something, and that's it. This movie's been announced for two
years and all we just have this one photo of Hunter Shaeffer. People came
putting the Kyote versus Accry one too, where it's like uh yeah, well
for it's like, are the same picture? Yeah, the vaccine, Like
why don't we have a date yet? Like that's what I'm like. I
keep every two weeks, my Twitter algorithm gives me some account that's like it's
February twenty fourth, and then I have to click and this is bullshit.
It's not a real thing, but people always trolling me with the dates.
It's like those Facebook fake movie posters, And I just want to know when
that's coming out because I feel like it would have been twenty four horror movies
coming out that they could like attach a trailer too, because I feel like
they could do that war maybe yeah, yeah, maybe the War could be
Yeah, it could because it's one of the bigger ones and maybe they want
to get that more people. I could maybe put it in front of that
one. Yeah, I just want to day because yeah, I'm excited for
that one. I keep forgetting about that until it's dated. I keep forgetting
to like calls, I'm excited. Yeah, how was Nights from April?
It was fine? That told me every is why Russell like a main character
in it because it trure didn't So there's like a major plot point that they
leave out of the trailer. That's all about why Russell, which is why
he's not in the trailer at all, but he is like the main character
of the movie. Oh all right, I'm going to see it right away
and I'll be there. The trailer was like, I don't know, like
if this is like actually what happens in the movie. But I thought the
trailer, like the teaser was like sort of like it was like domb with
the more compole thing. But I thought it was like sort of interesting,
there's something being in the water. But then like the full trailer I forget
which movie I saw it in front of, Like it just went places like
it was like possessing people or something like that. It like, what is
that's say? I won't see it till some vid. But do they answer
the question of why they just can't get rid of the water in the pool?
Yeah? Like does any character just say we should just you know?
No? They yes, they do. Good. Okay, That's that was
just my whole hang up watching this, I was like, I don't understand
why people are still swimming in this thing, but okay, I guess they
try at some point. Is the thing where they get rid of the water
and next day just comes back like Santa Claus's beard and Tim Allen. No,
okay, because that'd be that suck you. You get rid of the
water, next day waters back, you know. So okay, all right,
you don't like that, Kirk, No, that's good. Silly?
What about you call it the higher company to remove the water and then every
day trying to get where this ghost the ghost is gone, but we're in
massive debt, like we can't we can't do anything. No, more Chuck
E Cheese Sundays, No more pay per view, you know, no old
Navy trips, no Chucky Cheese. I don't want. I've been living that
way for years. I've been to Chuck e Cheese and almost a decade now.
We saw it when we're in San. I was like, man,
I wish I wish there was an adult type Chucky Cheese. That's another day
I'll bring that up, but I just wish it was like a place like,
yeah, that's illegal in Canada. Okay, specifically justin Trudeau got elected,
he's like Dame Busters banned and they took it down. You know,
uh, Carl because I say him the round. But so, I don't
know what you're like, lip So, I don't know what's been postponed with
the whole writers strike, and Sonic is just the light this year. It's
it's the it's December, it's the second last week, so it's got the
video game release where it could push. But I think I think it's gonna
hit. I think they were they were filming through the strike remembers. I
think yeah, because they like songs on actor right, so yeah, they
felt like every scene that didn't have people in it, like through the strike.
They were just like filming like the the blank shots that they're gonna put
Sonic in later smart why not? Right, you don't. You don't need
people, and they will see return of all these Woody Woodpecker type movies of
people who are trying to keep busy to in the strike. I hope James
Marston's in them all too, you know, like he's and everything. This
year. He's massive year for James Marson coming up, Sonic, Deadpool,
some other stuff. We went over it, but is he confirmed for dead
Pool? No, but he's gonna be in there, right, You're not
not bringing James? But was it like similar to like how Jennifer Garner there
was like you know, no, it's just scuttle, But with him,
it's just online like he's coming back, but like he's not saying no,
I'm not trying to be me. I'm just saying James Marston, he's damn.
He came back for days a future pass for like a day, like
he was there for an hour and they shot him being like hey logan,
and he walked out of a room like that's all he got paid to walk,
Hey Logan. And then walked. That's what he fucking did. He
put on his little glasses, probably got Yeah, he got ten k.
He was good for the whole year. Went to go do Sonic eight and
like, hey, Logan and that's it, you know, Oh yeah,
make the money, James. You know what. There was another movie he
was in before where he was with a cgi character. What was that hop
Yeah right, yeah, but that's the only live action what studio illumination.
I think like the Minions and stuff, that's the early live action movie.
Yeah, because that's the thing where this happens every year. Not enough Easter
kid movies the same way I can play like Halloween, there's not enough music,
Like Christmas has like eighty million songs. We need more Halloween songs,
and we need more Easter movies. There's not There's that there's some movie with
Russell brand as a bunny, and that's like I think that is oh shit,
okay, and is one I think that's I think he does. I
remember it's like, oh he doesn't like oh yeah, because I just feel
like that there gotta be something there. We'll do it. I think those
around the time where like he would have been the voice of this character Taylor,
what if we did like a shot for shot remake of thee but we
made Easter Bunny and you were the Easter Bunny, and I changed nothing just
other than it's eastern. We'll see if we get to the same lines and
everything, same lines. We changed the names, of course, but and
it's called the Easter Bunny, and we could like an e at the end
the same. Santa Claus says that you know Tay doesn't like it. So
Car, the guy who directed Hop is like the animation live action King.
He directed Alvin and the Chipmunks, Garfield Hop. He directed The War with
Grandpa Too. Oh great, right, Garfield, that's another movie you'll see
an upcoming movie. Previous that Kirkle was for sure thought that James marts was
in Garfield, but he was not. We had to look it up.
Fort no, no, the old one with Bill Murray. He was like,
he's the guy. He's the guy with Giel. But yeah, so,
Carl Sonic, is there anything else anything for you? You know,
Madam Webb, Ghostbusters and god Sella and they else do this year? Still
yeah that you're as right now, You're all good. Did you see Minus
one? Carl what's minus one Godzilla minus one? All right? Yes,
no, the last the last one I watched was versus Godzilla, and I'm
watching Monarch at the moment. I'm really enjoying that. So it's got me
like psyched for this. So if I miss one in between, there's affiliated
with it's it's it's all project doesn't count now. No, But if you're
god Zell fan, I think you'd enjoy I wouldn't say I'm a fun I've
been like I enjoyed the Reginal movies when they first come out, and the
animated show enjoyed it. But I don't go balls they been hit the way
Taylor would. No, you don't like the balls deep in this, but
I think you'll enjoy it. Yeah, but I'm enjoying what Monarch's been doing.
If you've been watching that, it's been quick. Good. No,
Taylor, he's been enjoying Monarch. He's not. No, that's good.
We talked about Monarch at the time because I'm always surprised he is not watching.
I think there's only Carl and four other people in the world watching one
Arch. Right, Yeah, what's with that? Taylor? How come you're
not aren't like Godzai TV show and has not seen an mL It's I know
what's wrong with with Riot Russell watching it? I watched. I watched the
first three or four episodes. It's too slow for me. Maybe I'll ship
when when does pick up? Yeah? After I think it is almost done.
There's like episodes, Taylor, it's just you just haven't got to it,
or it's like, are you like actively deciding not to watch it?
No, I want to get through it. But my list is getting bigger
and bigger. I'm starting to feel overwhelmed. And yeah, I think my
my daughter's not a big fan of Godzilla. So what was the test?
The test? Yeah, how do you know this information? Usually like I
want to sit down and watch it and daughter's just crying her eyes. Was
like, okay, shout with a costume. You know I need to know.
Sorry, Carl, Carl, you watched burn? I needed Yeah,
I carl on Taylor for the next hour and about why Clay Clazier we get
him finally Sultburn. I literally watched it last week. I know before I
stand before four point three ratio really got me. I was like, why
are you trying to do that? I just annoyed me. I was a
weird felm almostly. I don't know where I stand on it because at the
end, I'm like, huh okay, I just know something comes up to
you and just says, hey, thumbs up, thumbs down? What do
you do? Jeez? Is this bots Oppenheimer? No thumbs up? What
I'll take the go. That's the last time. That's why it's not that
Carl is busy. We just didn't let him on after that. Three ares
watched Not a Ship myself a few times. I had the same thing with
the aspect ratio because I was watching it on Plex. With Plex, you
never know if you're getting the official version. I mean you usually do.
Then there's situations where the Army of Darkness retro. Apparently I just had a
different ending than the rest of you. I'm like, I guess. So
at first I was like, is this the actual aspect ratio of this movie?
I had to google it just yet didn't get it. But you know,
it was well acted, but it was just very slow bed bunkers.
So I can see why people like and white people swam people wouldn't is anyone
on the location of where they go, where they go, where the house
was where they filmed it, my back garden, garden. That's why Karl
doesn't like it. They were making so much noise filmed. Yeah, you
just want to have a bath, and this is always busy. He's like
some guys in his bath naked all the time. God oh yeah, Godzilla,
right yeah, Godzilla, Ghostbusters and Modern Web. You're except the top
three? Yeah, I'm like, I'm going to enjoying everything's Gonnamal the Spider
Man Spider first at the moment, so Interes didn't see it? Ties in.
Are you excited for Craving and Venom as well? Oh? I get
white people don't like Phantom, but for me, it's just for me,
it's like watching Mission Impossible. It's just gonna be one of those films you
can just for long. It's not gonna be, you know, grind breaking,
but you know it's fun. For what is he doing? Well?
Who's got a third film? And a lot of our frontises don't even get
that. So yeah, and Craven you excited for her two Johnson fight some
lines and stuff after Morbius. No, I'm just open. I haven't seen
the trailer anything yet, so I don't know we'll see is that Tian end
with like it's trailer Madam Web. Yeah, I've seen the trailer. I
was like, yeah, is intrigued. So I think you could do more
of a modern Web than you come with, like some Morebius and maybe oh
Kriven that you can do with one office suppose. But I feel like Karents
just gonna be like an action movie. Yeah, you don't have like vague
powers like like he's strong and like you just like a normal action hiding senses
smell you know, you know hn is gonna be smelling a lot of air
in this movie too. You do that that sort of stuff. So I
like the like Furiosis my one of my most anticipated Like every time I see
that trailer, it just looks so good. I want to see that in
Imax. Let's be nice looking last year this year, I have I have
th good. I just thought the c g I and that trailer is bad.
I think they'll fix it for the actual movie. But I think I'm
pretty sure the c G I is like that because like with the Three Thousand
Years of Longing, it's that same like weird dream like CG Like that's like
it's part of his style like it's it's an artistic choice. Fan you can
see just over hiss like any chance that looked weird to me? Yeah,
And here's what I'm I'm still optimistic. He's a great director, so I
trust him. And I see here on this last Joker tape and I look
for Chiller, nothing comes up except no, it's not to October. Yeah,
so it's actually coming like this year, man, Yeah, I think
so. Yeah, they've been cooking that for a while and like no big
effects or anything like that, so I think they'll I think they'll hit that
date. And plus they're probably hoping for like Oscar season again, so that's
the fall. So I don't know if they're gonna I don't know if they're
gonna pull it off again. That'd be quite something for Walking to get a
double nom because I don't know. I think there's only like two or three
rolls of people, might even just be two Appeal that have been nominated for
the same performance. I don't think it's that's very rare to happen. It's
not like Golden Geeks where we just pimped that out. You know, Marco
Robb's sending like five six nominations, probably Quinn, you know, but so
because we already gave Walking the Oscar. Maybe God because gon got I'm telling
you, she's gunning for that Oscar. She's like, she's got her singing
ones. No, no, no, she wants she wants an acting one.
She wants to which would be impressive musical though, right, she'll be
singing in Yeah, so, but what's gonna happen. I'll give her like
best Oscar song, Like that's not that's good enough for you, Gaga take
that. But or she's the only character in the movie that doesn't sing at
all. Oh, that'd be bold, right, that'd be a big,
big choice against type mm hmmm. Have you guys seen the trailer for A
Love Lies Bleeding? I think it's a Neon movie. Yes, that trailer
front of Iron Claw. It looks so good. That's I'm really excited for
that too. I'm just in front of Night Swim. I saw that.
It did look good. Yeah mm hmm, yeah, No, I'll see
it. I haven't seen the trailer. I went to see it and then
I haven't, so at this point I'll just not see it and then just
be a little it's a good it's a good trailer. So if you do
see the movie that, just like look for the trailer afterwards because it was
like a really good edited. Oh wait, I'm still waiting. I still
never watched the trailer for US. I'm still waiting one day to sit down
with a nice bottle of water, turn the lights down the big screen,
and watch TV ROSS because we've never seen a trailer, well at least I
have. Any Taylor, you end up seeing one or something, But I
yeah, I'm waiting one day to just let Jordan Peel's trailer just get me
excited again for US. But I'll just say another one on my anticipate is
that Boy Kills world I don't know if it's coming out this SERI either it
was supposed to come out last year. I think it showed at like some
festivals and there's like a leaked trailer. I'm just really excited for it because
that's a lot a lot of like random actors that like that I really like
and have been on like my most watched and like I wouldn't think they would
do a movie together, and they're just like in the same movie like that
again, Boy Kills Worlds, I think it's with Bill Star's guard. Yeah.
Bill. I can't remember the female lead someone it's a girl from I
think it's the girl from Happy Deaf Day. And then it's a Samuraimi produced
movie. So yeah, it's Bill. Scars are jacked, it's shredded.
Yeah, he's like rated for the alien invasion or the coyotes. He's ready,
like yeah, Ky Janssen is in it, and Charlotto Koppley. I
love Charlotok, he's in this too. There's like a did you know the
do we know like the synopsis or I think it's like a it's like,
uh, what is it? I have the description here? Uh. It
says Boy is a deaf mute with his name is Boy. Boy is a
deaf mute with a vibrant imagination. When his family is murdered, Boy escapes
to the jungle and is trained by a mysterious shaman to repress his inner his
childish imagination and become an instrument of death. But it's like but the trailer
showed it's like it's like this like dystopian like one like company owns everything.
It's like a like they do like death games and stuff. But there's like
sponsors like in like mascot costumes. It's like it almost looks like a video
game, and like they've described it like they said, like no one's ever
shot action like this before or something like that. And there's definitely some like
weird shots on the trailers where it's like what is going on here? Like
they just like strapped a camera they like, I don't know, like a
gun or something like the cameras are like in weird spots and stuff. So
it might look like really weird and might not actually be good, but I'm
excited for it. The Trier is the song from like the one of the
Birds of Prey trailers of the same song, and I remember I really liked
that trailer, so the trailer was good. I uh that that love liizes
bleeding trailer. I agree. I thought that trailer was was really cool and
it's it's a twenty four right, yeah. I think it's the only the
only thing that holds me back from getting excited about that is it has that
one character from The Mandalorian who is like the one who plays the bodybuild the
actress. Yeah. Yeah, And she was the one in The Mandalorian who
just like every single time she was the spy, right, yeah, every
just the worst line delivery. I was like, what is this character?
So I trust her Stewart, I trusted A twenty four. I think it
laid on some like festivals and stuff, and they said, like Kristen Stewart
like one of her best performances of all time something like that. All right,
I hope you have clay faith about the other person though, But yeah,
that's she's like the Volley Buller type, though she might be more like
the silent character. That's what the trailer looks like. She's like the one
who gets involved in like this crime stuff. They let Stuart Harris probably do,
like mostly acting and like the big dialogue here. This is like a
crazy look at it too. I've seen the picture of that. He has
like a very like long hair and hair. I think, what's his name?
Who's in it? Who is it? Who? Was like I didn't
know he was in it at all, and I didn't know it was a
surprise. It's a Dave Franco's in there, right, it's like a mustache,
seems in a bit. I know he did that. Oh yeah,
he did the vampire movie wrong, the rental. Yeah, something like that.
Yeah, I didn't love the rental last really yeah, I think he's
work. Maybe he's directing one now. Maybe that's why it was day Shift
from twenty two. Oh yeah, the Vampire on It's all right, I
don't I couldn't remember a single thing about it than he pieces pants. Just
because we saw the trailer. I was like, oh, I don't need
this joke in here. I see the movie, but I yeah, I
couldn't tell you like that one, right, Kirkle. I think we both
liked it because we were yeah, now you see Me three, it's happening.
I'm suck. Oh yeah, that was almost my pick for what movie
I wanted you guys to read show. It was between that and Now you
see Me for the first Now you see Me, that's like a ten out
of ten movie for me. See you asked Kirkle about Day Shift. It
took him like fifteen seconds second. Yeah, fifteen fell through the cracks for
sure. I'll sleep again. Yeah, Like it's like it's good, but
like like it's not a nine out of ten or anything. It's just it's
one of those that kind of I don't know, remember Snoop, Snoop,
isn't it remember, Yeah, he's a great character. Was his character's name
in it? Again? He was like the wizard or something name. Let
me look at it, professor. I don't know, something like that,
Big John Elliott, Big John Elliott. There you go. I was not
even close. They probably did call him something like that, the like I
feel like you definitely like a nickname. He had that, uh, that
ambiance to him. Well will you, Maddie, what are you looking for?
To you? Olously? You know, like you said dune, So
I need fourteen more things from you? Like you do yeah, no doing
no doing, no doing the top seventeen go apart from doing honesty. Probably
saw in the maxine I would say, nice, yeah, pick pumped for
that. I'm already I'm ready for I need some confirmation. Well cost is
being a main character. I think it's gonna happen. But actually I saw
you. I don't know if you guys saw. I got a Reddit like
notification. There was a rumor that they're bringing back Lynn the doctor from That's
fake that there's an accountant. I think I think we follow each other,
like she's like the biggest like Lynn fan and and she made like a fake
A film updates tweet that's like Lynn is coming back, and I think you
even got like the community note on Twitter because anymore, I think she's like
a real estate agent now or something like that. Wow, doctor, once
you play doctor Lynn, it doesn't get much better. You kind of just
have to stop there, you know. I think she's one of the mission
impossible, like she's then thank you, Yeah, she's she's a translator for
like one of the bad guys or one of the Yeah I'm forgetting his name
now, oh right from number three? Yes, three, Yeah, I
actually said it. Yeah, I just I got the shot in my mind,
like of her, of her face. It's true. Yeah, and
they killed her off? I think isn't she the one they killed off?
Okay? Is so good? Yeah? One good? Yeah? Uh?
Play two things? One what are you looking forward to? And two?
Because you said you won't talk about it, and you know you just you
just had the score on letter box, but you won't say I want you,
I want your salt burned thoughts. I want to know why what do
you a half five? What's what's going on over there? What are you?
I'll start I'll start positive with what I'm looking forward to and then go
to that what I'm looking forward to. Yesterday I went and saw I don't
know if any of you guys have seen it yet. I've been. I
think I looked on letterbox and so none of you had the Sydney Sweeney Glenn
Powell movie with the really generic title that I'm forgetting anyone. Yeah, I
saw your reviews, like it's just it wasn't funny at all. But Glenn
Glenn Powell remains. I'm a fan, Like he's always good, and I'm
so freaking excited for that Richard link Later movie he's doing. The hit Man.
I heard, Yeah, maybe one SUPs. I know you watched this
movie, and I heard like when it when him Man was playing at festivals
that it was getting a lot of comparisons to Out of Sight, the George
Clooney j Loo movie, which that's really like I said, I love that
movie. So if it's anything like that, I think we're in for a
good time. I've heard also it's like people say like like people were saying,
like, what are the funny you Like, it's like a it's a
comedy because it's like I think the plot is like he's not really a hit
man or something like he's a hit man just to be like cool because being
a hit man is cool or something like that. Yeah, it sounds.
It sounds. It's like really, I mean, it's Richard link Later,
so I'm really it's like magazine though no date yet, I think it.
I I wonder if Yeah, I wonder if they're gonna wait for summer or
if they're gonna try and wait till next fall for Oscar season. You're sitting
Wayne for a bit. But yeah, I know that one and that one
in Roadhouse or Pride By two Roadhouse. I'm so excited for Roadhouse and Chill
and looks insane. I can't wait like filming out like the UFC thing or
like John Home. Yeah, it looks awesome, but I am worried.
They're saying it might go straight to Amazon Prime. It is it is that
sucks all right? That takes my said. They even showed it to like
Jeff Bezos Spurn to put it in theater. Now he's like saltburn, Yeah
that goes to theaters. This, No, that doesn't. Yeah, but
is it though? Like I know, But at the same time, it's
just like, is that are people going to Yeah? Are people going to
pay a movie ticket to go see roll Ye would you or would you be?
Like I'm busy and then I'll catch it. I know it's going to
Amazon in a month, like well, Amazon is one of the ones that
I don't have access to, so that but I feel like lots of people
would go just for Jillen Hall because didn't his movie with Michael Bay Ambulance.
Didn't that do really well? I mean, but that's a that's a banger,
that's a that's a tense staring. But maybe I have to stir that.
Like I went to to Paris. They had like a because like they
sometimes released movies early in Europe, and I went one day just to the
theater just like it's the Ambulance two weeks before it came out. That's like
there, but it was a great movie. They actually had to it stopped
and they had to restart the movie, like like right when the heist is
about to start, like I don't know, well you you've probably seen it,
but like when he shoots the cops, the movie stopped there, like
they didn't even Oh my god, yeah, budget forty million, box office
fifty two, it's not I don't yeah, I just don't. We were
talking about this. It may or may not come up on the movie pre
We were just talking about like who like in this generation. I just don't
think people have a touchdown a Roadhouse. I just I'm with Clay because like
any film, I'm interested and I want to be in theater so I could
see it. But I just feel like they probably looked at this like is
it worth putting out advertising and getting all the screens and like putting more money
towards it. I just think they would go no, because I just I
just don't think Roadhouse is gonna make move. Like I don't know if there's
any star Roadhouse that would like make money other than like Tommy Wiseo or something.
You know, Conor McGregor's in it too. Yeah, I don't know
that could get some people. I think with this is the Amazon, I
think maybe there's a chance you might see like because sometimes Amazon does do like
the early screenings and theaters, even if it's for like a streaming movie.
You can write down a movie Clay and just say, hey, this is
the this is the movie I want you to play, and just play wrote
House off on Amazon and you could do it. You know, ed out
the theater for Roto. There's no coming back from that. Once you've done
that, it's on your record, you know. Yeah, all right,
and quick saltburn things. And then I gotta I gotta go here in a
few I gotta go over to a buddy's house for the second half of this
Lions game. But uh, yeah, Sulburn, I agree. I thought
it was. I thought it was really well acted. I did not have
a problem with a single person's acting in it. I thought it was I
thought it was pretty well shot, Like it looks amazing, really really great
set design and everything. I just thought, and has everyone here seen it?
Or am I gonna spoil stuff? You haven't? All right clicks on
it and they're like, we need to see ID for this. I get
in, all right, I'll try to be I'll try to be KG about
this. So there there are a few twists in the third act where like
sometimes in movies, I'm willing to roll with stuff I perceived to be dumb
because I enjoy it so much. This I like, I did not get
why the pieces did not fit together for me. Of when they go to
his house and they see what's really going on there. That did not work
for me at all. That never got explained. Why why anything was done
at the end did not work for me. It never got explained. And
and then yeah, just just all the motivations for everybody I did not understand
at all. And I was just like, this is going so so downhill
in this third act. The first two acts, I was like, this
is fun enough. I get why people enjoy this. The third active and
I'm like, I get why people enjoy this. I just thought it was
really really poorly written, like none of it, none of it fit together
for me. Does that make sense? Yeah? I wish I could respond
in a sort of a certain way. Do you think it is it does
fit together well? Or do you yes? Because I think they go to
me, they go that the house thing is just because, as somebody that's
now seen it four times, it's something where it's like that that one character
is losing momentum and they need that stuff at the house to happen so they
can get the momentum back. And that's how they kind of get into the
salt Burn fold. Yeah, because there's a clear there's a clear like he's
referring to I think he's referring to Leader Leader in the movie when they go
to the house together, very very yeah that house. Yeah, because like
because like that sort's tough with I suppose to give you give your yeah,
because it is the fact that he lied at all, or is the fact
of what the lie was, Clay, what the lie was that? I
think, like, I think again, he just had to do that to
get in a certain way, and he just clearly there's and this is very
minor, but it's like, oh, your sisters, Oh you're only child
is like, oh, I always talk about my sisters. I think it's
just shows that he doesn't like what's in the house. So he did lie
about a certain way, but he doesn't value like he doesn't value his sibling
because he didn't have to lie about not having siblings, Like he doesn't value
having siblings. He doesn't value his parents like he treats you know, like
there's just I think that's why it's like, yeah, that And I think
it's also to show that it switches up, Oh he's not our main character,
like he is, but he's not the good guy. I think that's
where it shows like, Okay, we've been with an unreliable narrator, perhaps
for the past hour and a half and now you're suspension disbeliefs about to take
a fucking beating. So that's why I think it's just more set in that
this guy's not everything he says he is. That's how I take that.
Okay, Yeah, that that makes me, That makes me more okay with
it. I guess. I guess I just don't get like why. This
part's hard to say with the motivation, the motivation for like, yeah,
like what why do you want? He gets why does he want what happens
at the end of the movie to happen? Why wouldn't want that? He
wants better? He wants That's the whole movie is about. Like characters always
taking shot him like you're not one of us, you will never be a
part of us. They're always making fun of his clothes or the fact they
don't fit right, or oh you rented this suit? Like when he's like,
oh, did you bring a suit for dinner, he's like why would
I bring a superner Like, oh, he can borrow my And then jet
Felix is like do you have cufflings? It's like why would he have cufflings?
What? But he could have brought those things he wanted the pity he
wanted, and I think the ideas because like these rich people have these things
on command, like they know to dress good, they have everything, where
Felix is like he has his clothes from old Navy, and that's like,
oh, you can't be dressed and like old. Like even the girl says
she won't put one of his friends mind because like the way his shoes are,
and it's like, oh, well, So I think my theory is
like my cat that my whole thing is like I think he was after Felix
and when he doesn't get that, I think there's a reality where he's fine
with being with Felix and getting everything, but when it's I think he looks
at Felix like if I can't have him, no one can. And then
it's just he wants the lifestyle. So that's why he has to systematically kind
of work towards Kay, we got to get this, and we gotta get
this. I gotta take this person and do this and hit the rolls and
pike here. So I think that's why, And some people think it's just
he always wanted from the get go, want to just saltburn and the rich
stuff. So that makes me all right, that makes me like the writing
of it slightly more. I guess at this point to part of what I
think greeted me so hard, like rubbed me the wrong way, was just
that we've had so many of these Eat the Rich movies recently, so many
of them, and every time it's like rich people are assholes, and I'm
like, I know, well, that's what I just say someone that didn't
like the movie. The weird narrative that I found after the people were talking
about how like it makes rich people look good, and I'm like, I
don't think that's the narrative of the movie because like you're too because Emerald Fennel
is like related to some royal Yeah, well yeah, which is which makes
me think, like why did she do this movie? I don't know,
yeah, And I like that. I'm I think there's enough in the movie
to show like these people are kind of pieces of ship, but people like,
oh, because Oliver is like questionable and he's not rich, they're trying
to show rich people is like the good guy. Like, I don't think
that's the Yeah, that's not what I took away from the movie of like,
oh, we got to look up for these poor people. They might
come after us, you know, like I've seen those takes and like,
I don't think that too, Like I don't think you're like I guess look
out for us, look out for the middle. Before she came out and
said like, yeah, anti poor people, like when I'm on these Hollywood
parties. Yeah, these fucking mid class we will scare me. Man,
I can't be around any of them. They like, they don't get but
clear, i'd recommend you, know, giving it another watch if you ever
not that it'll sway you. But just because you've seen it now, like
the second viewing is a completely different experience. Just knowing what the film is
and what the how the story plays out, you kind of see it to
a bit of a different lens. So Okay, I'm sure I will because
I have I've got three good buddies in the area that I hang out with,
and two good. One of them didn't like it, one of them
really liked that. We've got one more guy, and maybe I'll watch it
together. I don't know why people would love him, White people would hate
it. Yeah, And I get that too, And I get something Atlantis
stuff why people don't like and everything It's not one of those where I'm like,
sorry, Carl Oppenheimer, I'm like, how you call it shitnheim Er?
That that that's one on you, Like, I don't understand how you
cannot like open tell me what's so good about it? Like everything, acting,
writing, score, visuals like, no harm. If you've got that
cast, you can make anything good. I'm just just that, No,
there is enough. I think there's enough movies out there. I did not
I did not need to spend three hours in the cinema watch and I could
have watched that home. Remember, Yeah, that's the problem. That was
very very well. I made documentary. I was expecting a sci fi movie,
not a documentary. I was sord Yeah, Carl, do you not?
Do you not find it interesting? Though? Like I'm trying to look
at your through your eyes and think like, hey, this might be some
kind of sci fi Christopher Nolan thing, Like I feel like it does have
some stuff in common with some of his other movies where it's like this very
very powerful person who just has to deal with this huge, like such scale
of a problem, world altering, yes, and they have to, you
know, like looking at it through that lens, you still you still didn't
like getting like the Christopher Nolan. I'm not the biggest Chris Nolan guy,
but this was probably this is probably one of my favorites of this. Yeah,
I don't know for me because I've had any of the story, so
I was just expecting used to see and so but already knew nothing was going
to change what happened. That's fair, that's fair something the play because other
than Sawnia, I don't like, they're all like even Batman's not world ending,
but it's about Gotham. Dunkirk is a war penned and inceptional I guess
Inception technically is just a heist, right, So it's a world it's a
big thing in the world, but it's not like a world ending issue.
But it's still like a big thing. But yeah, most of these movies
are like there's something very massive that could impact a country or a world.
Really internal in those main characters, like you, Prestige is like, we
can't people have, you know, making other copies of these hats and stuff,
right, you know, Tesla's all like no, no, no,
this is my machine and do what you want for me. The makeoup film
really stunned out more was to have the bombs go off and see them at
that actually has spike off, you know, see the skin getting torn off
people how to effects. Everybody grinned and really Needdy g ready, and for
me it was kind of just all right, we've seen a bright light for
a couple of seconds, and then that was the special effects. The third
act gonna kill and then there's no real like what was the budget for this
company? That high one hundred million, that's probably went eighty million, told
the actors. Then, uh no, I think most of it took a
pay cup for this. The rumor went around that they did not get hie
salaries here because they just want to work with Nolan's like, yeah, I
don't need that. So I think it's the visual effects. Yeah, well
they built a whole whole town for whole bomb. Yeah, yeah, guys,
I think I think I do have to dip. I'm sorry if it
was, that's okay. I think we'll end it right there too, because
we got everybody's uh most anticipating and stuff like that and everything, and we
talked a little about that. But it's good to see her by. This
was a nice full house one. It was good to have everyone around and
stuff. So s Bobs, that's your homework. He's Saltburn next after nine
and we'll u still be talking about it, definitely. I have a lot
of twenty twenty three movies. I just haven't seen it since like the summer.
Yeah, that's fairy. Please watch Port so so fucking still not playing,
still not playing. No it's not I went all do it to February.
Still nothing. I'm like, you fucking kidding. This movie's but be
nominated for but the Golden Globes are tomorrow. It's nominated a bunch and I
can't see it, Like it's just so like I just see fucking the the
HD cam link keep popping up on my Twitter. I'm just so close to
clicking that button. Of course I would never do it. I can't see
this movie like March or April because the oscars and like I'm just so bummed,
Like it's just so you have it in your area, you got Yeah,
he's four hours away. He's been a big city, so yeah,
and Vancouver there's a lot more options. Usually I drove two hours to see
it. So that's what I did for New Years. That was New Year's
and like, yeah, it was good. It would have sucked that you
think, let's drive home after I never watching movies ever again. Unless it's
at home. I'm never going to a theater. YEA, so good.
Yeah, all right, well everybody, have a good rest of your weekend.
It was good to catch up with everybody. And yeah, it's it's
up a good year. You know, that's a good time. So alright,
to see you guys.