Oh my god, oh god, yeah, stop stop it's your turn.
Oh miss jokes old dude? Ooh good? Oh good? Do you want
me do? Tell me? I want you? Wait? Wait wait do
you have a condom? Oh no? Oh well fuck it kicksh Michael two
Going Down and South by the podcast where we always have ourselves of time and
where we always somehow get pink eye. You're watching this video right now.
I've got pink eye. It's hay Fever. I apologize. Yes, his
his personal hygiene is top notch. He doesn't times he doesn't have pink eye
for the reason that people usually get pink eye. I becon, oh god,
maybe about ten years or so. I like this really almost like not
terminal case of conjunctivitis, but really general to the point where I was literally
wanted to rip my eyes out of my skull that were just sticky eyes,
just itchy as house. Okay. I literally had to leave the house in
the middle of that and go to the er. I was like, really,
I was like, I don't know what's happening. Maybe you were preppy
though, may a, Yeah, I know, it was so sore.
Yeah, then given me some eye drops with like steroids. In them,
and now I've got no my eyeballs are super ripped. We'll speaking. Last
week, I believe it was on this podcast about by the way, what
is this podcast? And we actually said what the title was probably condom use
yea. But also this is going down to South I say, welcome to
going down to South by the podcast where we always have that. How about
that the time this would preclude me? Do you listen to anything? I
say, no, One'm just waiting for my opportunity to speak. Yeah,
that's pretty much what you said, say because I just went to you stop
and then I then I listened. Oh no, I've become a mitch.
Oh no, but we're talking last week. I think about itchy asses,
right, and the satisfy satisfaction of scratching them itchy eyes. Scratching an itchy
eye also very satisfying. I think just an itch in general, it's itchy
satisfied. That's true. I don't know about an itchy either. I mean,
I think scratching an itchy eye only makes it itchy. Yeah, now,
good ischy. I I want to scratch it. I know if I
do, I'll be scratching for this entire podcast. Okay, well, keep
your hands to yourself. As I like to say to Dan, though,
well, the kids are gonna be getting chicken pox soon Aliet started school.
Ne can imagine it. Usually buy alth grade one, a grade two,
you get chicken pox, isn't it. It sounds like you prepared a little
dread for them. The kids are getting chicken pox soon, tune into a
very special dessertive nerd daddy. Yeah, so I'm just not looking forward to
that. Just trying to prevent them. You know, you have to wear
your other mits to stop stop kids and scratching and whatnot. Not good.
You know what I am looking forward to, though, putting on a condent
jerking off a dog? Yahd rack read. I am either going to be
telling on myself in a terrible way here. I don't like where this is
going or uniting us all in our collective shame slash curiosity? Who among us?
You did not touch a dog's peanuts? Did you try? Did?
Really? As a small child? Holy shit? I did never did that.
I always new that's a penis for a dog. I'm not going to
touch it. You what'd you do? You didn't jerk it off? Did
you? I did not jerk it off. I no, but I don't
have any memories of doing it. If I did do it, I mean
I did not do it in a way that was like that's that dog's dick,
I can't wait to touch it. It was more like, well,
you know, part of having a pet is the tactile sensation of rubbing the
pet, particularly a dog or a cat, and you know you're sort of
rubbing it all over. I mean I was like single digits here, it's
a little little guy, and you know you occasionally say, oh, well
there's it's part. Well, now that's unusual, and you're you're curious,
but not I mean I was. I wasn't to the point of like,
hey, mom and dad, jake this out. I's supposed to a book
review meeting or whatever. Hey Bobby, I love a Hall of Fame.
Sermon, Hey daddy, guess what racket? What's the day called the Geeong
Flyer long flyer, that's correct. Yeah, imagine that of all the nineteen
six you'll fly out of this daddy who's fast to the red rugget or the
Geelong fly Yeah, oh god, imagine that he has the whole what he
team was over and he had some jacket. Bobby's media career is finished.
He gets a whole new media career. Ah. I really love though,
how they presented though, just in this this wonderful juxtaposition. Because book clubs,
I don't know, they always strike me as excuse it to get together
and have a drink. Yeah, I've also seen these book readings, right,
and you look at some readings, its like there's like three people.
Then I'm thinking, I'm not gonna say, what's the point, because I'm
sure people are doing it getting a lot out of it. But give me
like one of the bookshop or something like here is someone say this new novel
is selected reading their new people the anything. I feel so bad for everyone
involved. They seem to be having a good time. And it was when
they take a photo of themselves of like money. They never showed that the
crowd. Okay, there's no crowd there, but you know someone's so favorite
reader showed up. Yeah you got the got the selfie. Yeah, that's
kind of It's like they're four listeners. We have four. We've gone up
two hundred percent. I know. I love that because I love the whole
book club thing. Soposedly the most civilized sophisticated thing that a suburban enclave of
people can do. And what happens, Yeah, sound starts jerking off the
dog in front of it. Be bad enough if you busted your child doing
something embarrassing slash perverted like Bobby catching new jacking it very much. So yeah,
but imagine if you know he invited his mates to come into Oh,
let's all have a quicksawner. Ah. I was getting call me crazy exorcist
vibes when she walks in and unates on the floor. Oh had it was
a dinner party right which she walked It wasn't, and I was cocktail party,
but it was just, you know, a fancy little get together of
all of her friends. And her daughter walks down and units in the flaunt.
She's traumatized by it. She can't believe. She's horrified. I was
getting similar vibes with this. Sharon and Randy can't believe that their son's coming
out and it's jerking off the dog in front of all their friends. Cranking
that dog. Yeah, distinguished friends. It was tweaked. Dave wasn't at
the first, So yeah, I don't have any memories of jerking off a
dog. But you know, maybe I did youthful curiosity, which is what
this episode is about. Apparently, I will say one time, apparently I
did try to eat dog shit when I was little, cause I just thought
it was chocolate. Okay, So I think it's guy one, Dan Dozier.
I think I think i'm my head. I think playing with the dog's
penis is a perfectly natural part of childhood curiosity. Eating dogs is just playing
weird, all right, listeners, But let's let's ask the folks what they
think. Right in South Park mail Bag at gmail dot com. What's more
weird eating dog shit or trying to jerk off a dog? But the overall
story of this episode was the fact of sexual Well, that sets up the
story sex education. Yeah, sex education, because he doesn't understand what he's
doing. He's sexual to the dog. They're just how old are they meant
to be? Like ten? Nine, ten or fourth grade? So you're,
yeah, going to night we learned sex education. I remember the first
time, and it would have been about grade four, which is yeah,
same as these guys. So I'm not really sure what the big fuss was
about. I'm not really sure what age is supposed to have that discussion as
a parent. But I've always thought about grade four was the right time at
school. But you start learning about just reproductive parts and that kind of stuff
parts pieces. Yeah, yeah, well, this is something we've talked about
in the past, and I have my frame of mind about this in that
schools should teach the mechanics, home should teach the emotional component of sex and
sex and sexy things. That's pretty much Chef's perspective, isn't it. Yeah,
And I agree with that. You have to be very strict in creating
a curriculum that can't be deviated from or manipulated in any way by the teachers'
personal beliefs this episode, and then it's up to your parents to say,
well, when two people lev each other very much, yeah, well,
it's funny that they bring up the idea of teaching it in schools can be
wrong because sometimes the teachers may not really necessarily know what they're talking about,
but it mightn't be as experience in certain things, and they're discussing and whatnot.
And I have this memory of being in i want to say, year
eight, and there was like a teach no teachers a but like a teacher
in practice. Basically, she'd come in like a what would you call it,
a teacher and training teacher and training essentially from like unior whatever, and
she was taking the boys health class. Right, what do they call them?
They do like doing their rounds or something. There's an actual title for
it. Because we used to work with people who were training to be teachers
and they would say they're going to Yeah, doing their rounds is completely wrong,
but you know, yeah, we know what we're talking about, and
hopefully you do too. Yeah, And she was I was just talking about
why is it important to wear a condom besides like STDs and things like that,
And she's basically said to us, because guys don't know how to control
themselves, right, and the male teacher, who's actually, that's not it
at all. It's actually because there's this thing called pre come which can come
out and you don't realize that you've actually done it, which can actually impregnate
the girl. That's the reason. And she was like really embarrassed, and
I was like, ah, do you know what you're talking about? Yeah,
pre comort of leading the way. Yeah, I've always remember that,
going, huh, I remember that forever. Yeah, I think that was
what. I imagine that young teacher probably will remember that wakes up in a
cold sweat, because everyone has those memories of just some inconsequential event that literally
you do remember jerking off a dog? Well, yeah, eating dog shit
haunts my memories. Yeah, twenty years from now, they'll be just like
I remember the time I fucked up in front of them class. Never get
over it, you never get up. I mean probably a handful of them,
less than five moments in our life where we're genuinely just will never get
over the embarrassment. Yeah, and it's not it's usually not even something all
that bad, and it's like I said something kind of dorky. I remember
in that moment, Yeah, how I felt. I thought I was super
cool but I was not. Yeah. Yeah, speaking of Inside Out too,
there's moments like that. Inside Out Too. Took the kids to see
it yesterday. Fantastic movie. Highly recommended. There we go. Okay,
then, I have not seen Inside Inside Out two. We've seen one.
I have seen one. Yeah, I thought this one was a lot funnier.
It's based on her being a teenager, and I I think just adults,
the adults watching at home off from the cinema you're taking the kids can
just sort of appreciate the humor a bit more because she's going through more adult
based issues. Well, I am a fan of my Hawk, who voices
anxiety, and I'm also a fan of Adele ex shaft Probles, who voices
on Wi from the Couch. Yes, he is indeed fans of one we
should probably not check out Adele in the film Blue is the warmest color I
can adults, however, really should so. The sex scene, speaking of
sex, sex scene with Macki and chokes on dick, that was something else,
wasn't it. It really was. I mean I felt not happy for
them, but it was also kind of weird. It was played so straight
and so dare I say sexily yeah, and like they showed her boostock for
a slit second stud But it wasn't like it was trying to be over the
top raunchy or anything. It was just these two bitp are making love.
I was like, why am I feeling things? This is not a sex
scene so much as I love makings Yeah, admittedly one that is starting to
want to drag their people, but still rather hot. I remember when the
payoff for me, though, was all this time, she's been talking about
proper condom use, you know, and then no, fuck it. Youn
feel that sometimes there are jokes that are just sort of built in. It's
like, Okay, well you have to have this, this and this,
Yeah, and it's like that's one gag they had to have. She's yeah,
been pro condom used all this time. When it comes down to when
she finally does get laid, when it's raw dog time, it's raw dog
but that whole year with the Barry White esque music and yeah, her hair
getting a ruffle a lot much. Simpson's always sexy when her hair's all ruffled
and it's not straight up you know very much. So yeah, yeah,
the sexy talk and everything was kind of hot. I did feel like this
episode felt like an earlier season episode in many ways. It felt very there
was not basically not the right word, but it didn't feel as wacky as
like Cartman Land. No No, but what this what I was thinking was
because today we're recording two episodes. We're recording two episodes, are going down
the South, We're going on holiday back to back, we are in we
tend to always plan it like this. I don't know why we do that.
Dano's going to take next week off. I'm going to be gone the
week after that, so we smashing them out. We are indeed to ensure
you guys do not miss out. Yeah, because we enjoy smashing it out,
if not ourselves then for the dog some occasionally rubbing them, but smashing
is more fun. But this episode strikes me as quintessentially South Park in that
we've got an issue we want to explore, we want to do it quote
unquote seriously. This is something that deserves proper discussion, proper condom use.
We also want to have a bit of fun with it, which they do,
but you know, you get that whole thing of yeah they I'll always
say, oh I learned something today, but occasionally they will be like,
oh I did learn something today, And I let a lot of sexual positions
absolutely okay, Google, Oh my, are all of them real? Did
you want? Yes? Have you? Every single one of them are real,
and probably ninety five percent of them are based with feces. I always
thought it was the dirty Sanchez, not the filthy Sanchez. But anyway,
yeah, that's what it seemed to be. Either or But yeah, I
can't imagine who would get a shit out of this. Basically essentially, yes,
all that aside, I mean they're like sach education is a serious topic,
particularly in regard to when should kids start learning about it, which we
did a King of the Hill episode a very similar sort of story, wasn't
it we did? Indeed, Yeah, but we're also parents trying to handball
the responsibility off to someone else because it is complicated and a little ikky.
Yeah, we are also reviewing Tawy, which is in the answer is yes,
But that's one of those episodes. The occasionally was like, We've got
like one dumb but great idea, which is a side character, a Tao
who likes to get high. Well, the whole point of that episode was
to make fun of the fact that their show's just over merchandise now, so
taw is meant to be a piece of merchandise, and that's why they have
to fake add dur in the episode. As I had a lot of fun
with the Tawi, but this one had a lot of fun with as well.
Yeah, but it's a dumb concept with a slightly smart concept wrapped in
it. But one thing that Parker and Stone love to do is just take
the Mickey out of out of blockbusters, particularly rolling Emmerick kind of stuff.
It's like, yeah, let's just take the piss out of those convoluted plots
of those kinds of movies and put a pot smoking towel in them. It
felt like a nineties action fleet very much, and I love doing that,
and honestly I love watching them. Yeah, so little tease for Tally next
week indeed, but yeah, back to back, you've got an episode.
We should take this seriously, but have fun with it. We should not
take this seriously but also have fun with them. Yes, what were your
favorite moments from Proper Condom Use? Oh what when miss jokes On Dick was
getting all worked up during sex education class. Here's a little picture harpies a
traumatizing the girls. Yeah, and also at the pharmacy where all the kids
are showing up for condoms, and I think the the male farmers were getting
all he was what it was just like, figure's right, and she's like,
I think it's important if they asked when we have to get but the
children that was fantastic. I love the kid crying after Garrison. I've read
on various websites, whether it be wiki or IMDb or whatever that there's When
originally aired, there was a scene where that features Garrison actually showing him putting
it, and then the reruns they cut to the kids just looking on and
or. But then I found a video on YouTube that apparently showed original broadcast
and it wasn't. And everyone's saying that was just a myth that's just been
now debunks. So I don't know what's true. Kids are probably watching it.
An impressible agent is going I think I did see it. See I
don't know what's real, but apparently there's a scene somewhere out there in the
universe of Garrison actually deep throating whatever that was, or maybe it's just in
your mind. Who knows. Who knows. There are some things in the
world where people swear they've seen them, but they never have. Well,
they's seen the head in seven, So I've seen the head. No,
you haven't seen the head in the box. But it is no a deleted
then we see the head or something. I alway thought it was just like
a quick subliminal That's what I always thought to be. People keep telling me,
no, it never happened, and I'm like, I swear I've seen
it. No, no, it's all in your mind. But they also
mean the picture goes around social media occasionally have like Gwyneth Paltrow's head in the
box. Everyone says, that's just made up, it's not real. That
never happened, that was that was completely Well, Okay, now I'm convinced
and I'm going to go home. On What's seven? After this, he
said, did we did we see head in box? Maybe not head in
the box, but there's a subliminal flashjust of Gwyneth Paltrow. In the final
Adult Killer, Lewis the detective to a secure location, bringing along with him
a box. Spoiler spoilers for seven. Yeah, whatever, but we never
actually do see the head in the movie seven. Fans are start up to
realize and they never actually have seen the head in the box. Okay,
yeah, what I'm thinking of is this aliminal lash of just Gwyneth Paltrow,
and but it never happened. Yeah, not of the head in the box,
but of her. Of her. Oh yeah, so this is what
you see I'm showing you now that shot there. Yeah, well that's not
that's from contagion. That's a different thing altogether. Oh Okay, they're saying
that it says, here, we know what was in the box. Okay,
so we just thought it was yeah okay, so yeah, so maybe
someone has photoshopped that into the the flick into a cardboard box, but no,
that's a scene from Contagion. Yeah. So yeah, we never actually
see the head. But in my mind, I'm like, oh, yeah,
you see for a split second, but you never do. Okay,
well, now we're going to do some really fun stuff that is not great
for podcasting because I'm just going to show down though pictures. So seven Mandela
effects. I know they never actually do show the head in the box.
About to say the Mandela effect is what it is? Seven? How true?
In twenty five years everyone still remember seeing the head in the box?
It never actually just existed. They show a still photograph of Gweneth for a
few frames, but she's not in a box. Yeah. See that's the
that's what you say, that's the image. Yeah yeah, but we assume
it's the head in the box. But because it's something for a split second,
it creates this idea in your mind that oh yeah, that was the
head in the box. No, no, no, we just envisioned it
ourselves. How about that. Yeah, amazing twenty five. It's like when
we did that Jaws with you and you're like, oh, you never see
what happens to him. I'm like, you're fucking crazy. You see them
arrive at the beach on the credits, You're like, what in forty forty
fifty years, Yes, I've never seen that. Back to proper condom.
Yes, something else. I enjoyed Smacky Mars Presents America to that. Again,
the mom's haven't done yet. The moms have paid the very very heady
thing. The album comes out of the kids of squad. That's right,
That's right. Also just a random mad Max two reference thrown in there as
well. Yeah, yeah, I also enjoyed Butters I don't want to get
the aids fellas. One other thing that I did enjoy. I love how
Butter's always has to drop his pants completely whenever he's wizing or whatever, like
a Butter Slom game. And I do like that they had Cartmon class because
it's like, if you were the group of guys you know what was going
on, you'd be like, I want to look, but I know I
can't look, but I want to see. I can't gaze, but I
can sneak a peek? And I did enjoy just the sheer joy of the
boys playing Red Rocket. It was just like they were having so much fun
with it, the thrill of a new discovery. Yes, anything else you
enjoy it? Or is that it? I think it's time we get into
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All right, what was your first question? Oh, you've been talking
about trivia, Well he was talking about Well, look, we want to
got some questions in the mail bag. When did we ever do mailbag?
In the first bit of the episode. I don't know, man, I
thought you were shaking it up a little bit. Keep me on my toes.
First of your question, how long is stand grounded for for Red Rocket?
Ten months? Ten months? How old is mister Mackey? Oh,
gosh, forty two? Forty okay? Yeah, when it was nineteen and
it's twenty one years ago. Ah okay, I was my understand there would
be no math SDD is according to this jokes On, Dick happened to girls?
Where and where? Oh? I remember the scene? I can't remember
the answer. What is it? It's Detroit and Brooklyn, that's right.
My next question is what is on the poster in the cafeteria. What does
it say behind chef? Oh? I was thinking of another post and I
was going to ask you about It's not It's not fruits are good. It's
not the usual one, is it? What is it today? Exercise helps
clean Nicole? Oh, he's not wrong. I like the one that's was
it in this episode? Or the probably wasn't this episode? Not the Taally
one? It was like music makes you free? And there's a cheezy dude
who was miss chokes On Dick's only boyfriend? Was it Steven? Somebody it
was. It was Stephen. I know who's really attractive guy who lost the
bet for the Super Bowl. Indeed, Stephen Garrett's three days right. My
final question is what kills Kenny? It's the boomerang from the Feral Kid from
Mad Max two. Okay, the road Warrior now road Warrior in America or
road warr in Australia, road Warrior in America. That just plan old mad
Max two. What was the point of that? Because no one knew what
Mad Max was? Ah, So the mad Max one wasn't a success,
so Mad Max two was the first success in America, wasn't. Yeah,
I mean Mad Max one was released in America, but they they re dubbed
all the voices with American accents and it was no ship. Yeah, and
it really only appeared in grindhouses and then drive in they redove Gibson, Yeah,
when he wasn't a huge start at that point. No, No,
I mean why did they thought we couldn't understand what we were saying? Is
that probably? Yeah? That's wild? Right? It is a bit man
a man. That's sheer arrogance, isn't it. They won't like it if
they talk like a but they talk like us, then not watch it?
That's right? And then do they watch it? I don't think they really
did. So. Now when they watch Mad Max, do they watch the
American version? I think that would watch the Australian version. Okay, I've
come a long way, baby, any more questions for me? That's all
I've got. Have you got anymore? No? But I do have some
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all right. The original air date of Proper condom Use was August first,
two thou and one. Written and directed by Trey Parker, the episode
kicks off with what mister Davis, can you remember poor old j Low?
Just copying it yet again from our friends Parker and Stone. Yeah. Not,
oh, I guess because of the whole dress situation, I imagine so,
but rounding it out with screen from your bitch as they burned with the
magnifying glass a little extreme. Yeah, but Carton says, there's something going,
very excited. Youve got to come see You got to come see it.
I feel like lately it's always been Kenny and Can't have been hanging out
doing something. He's not crazy, and he's like, you, guys,
I'm not gonna want to miss this, So they go. He can't starts
jerking off the dog called Garden. I had forgotten that this episode was where
this happens. I knew there was a Red Rocket episode somewhere in there,
but yeah, so when this happened so relatable, never related to Gardman Moore,
You can you do it once in a few hours, guys, Jesus
that. He explains that you know that the fifth grade has taught me about
it and it's beating it off. Guys, don't you know this? And
he jerks off another dog show dog starts jerking off, having a great time.
Sharon and Randy meanwhile having air book club and stand interrupts but like,
no, just go away, but we'll see We'll see you in a minute.
They're trying to discuss some Steinbeck like grown ups. Yeah, and it
goes into the gets to the background. It starts checking off this dog,
and everyone on the other side of room is looking going are we Are you
seeing what I'm seeing over there? Noise? It's amazing how any images he
puts you right there and red ragged, red ragged, What the hell are
you doing? I'm beating off the dog, red ragged, red ragged.
You'll go to your room right now, my room? Why go Stanley?
But he's been granded for ten months. He doesn't quite understand why they explained
it this. It's not appropriate to do it in front of others or at
all. It's not appropriate to check off the dog when we have company,
yes, I mean never yes. So they try to explain you know it
was his stuff coming out. How do you how do you explain what this
stuff is to a child? I'm I'm gonna start my planning now. Well,
let's the thing. We used to have books for this. I'm sure
I've talked about. You know, where do I come from? This was
a thing. This was the great thing about growing up in the seventies and
eighties. I also had Pubody Blues. Well that wasn't That was the sort
of the Mischokes on deck kind of approach to it, because you know,
it was baby's first lesson and internalized misogyny. We watched that in high school
in the early two thousands, Puberty Blues. They put it on I still
having this girl going yamalmal yamal. But we had the books called and Ozzie's
will be able to remember this, maybe even America. I'm too sure where
it was, where it was, where it came from? But how my
Body Works? Do you remember How my Body works? Books? I do
not. They were huge in the nineties and they were really good and informative
and sort of took a real cartoonish but educational approach to learning about how the
body works. Well, so does where do I come from. I see.
I was disappointed. I thought I was going to say, see you
am hey? Over six million copies? Oh no, sorry, over two
million sold. Was that like one of those books where it's what's it?
What is it? In King of the Hill where she gives Bobby or no
at the period? Remember remember she read a book about the roses or something.
Oh yeah, well I never had to read anything like that. No,
no, but that's what Peggy gets it from her mother about when a
girl gets a period and that kind of thing which goes through changes. We
never had a book like that. We had had My Body Works and we
were made to watch puberty Blues. Interesting. Uh, look at the current
or the shifting tones of sexuality over the time. I'm trying to type in
where did I come from? The first thing that comes up? Where does
the thing come from? And now we know the meme I put up.
I did. Indeed, I got thoughts. I got a lot of thoughts
and feelings. Anyway, we'll move on. But so basically stands in trouble,
but essentially call me stands in trouble. Doesn't really know why. But
here trying to explain, you know, a sexual thing you can't just be
doing it to the dog. He's enjoying it a little bit more than he
should be. It's not appropriate as it's best reality. And they realize here
the school should be teaching these kind of things, but we shouldn't have to
be doing it. So they get on the phone the PTA meeting and Sharon
says that learning sexual things on the street is not appropriate that he'd be learning
in the school. So I guess, he says, wait till the sixth
Why they said wait till the sixth probably sixth grade? Sixth grade? Of
course hees, wait till the sixth grade, and like no, no,
no, Chef says, it's all part of being a kid. I agreed
to an extent. I agreed to some extent. But this is the very
early days of the internet. Now it's yeah, we're back in the wild
West, folks. Yeah, it's just wiki Wiki. You can't protect your
kid. Even if they don't have a phone or an iPad, one of
their friends is going to have one. And that kid's always wanted to knows
more shit and see what he's the kenny. Yeah, so check this shit
out and then next thing you know, your kids seeing the glass bottom boat.
But oh yeah, they can see. We're going to be teaching sex
education in the school your children with the knowledge. Mister Macklin though, he
takes the class and I just love the way he says Venus and Jan by
the way, sorry, just to roll the tape Inack a little bit.
You mentioned she's like, these kids need to get education from the school.
School. Yes, yeah, but basically Maclin doesn't they know what he's talking
about. It shows you that to me and the next person that last gets
a referral, I thought, dude, have anywhere ahead? That indigoes mister
Mackie. He doesn't know what's going on. It's been twenty one years.
But then miss chokes on Dick. She takes the girls classes. She's all
about teaching STDs and just instilling fear in the kids. I'd still gonna give
this little pittu of herpes. Just the line reader was the other one.
She showed herbies and something else chlamydia. I think it might have been.
Yeah, but sex is about disease, you know. She shows the picks.
Then the boy's go and talk to Chef because he's their go to guy.
They need to know something. Chef always is open with them. Hello,
there are children. Yeh Oh is sexual education class going? It's dumb.
Mister McKie doesn't teach us nothing. Yeah, I don't think on mcan
knows how i'men from a hysterectomy and chokes on dick. I'd be surprised if
she's ever gotten lead in her life. Yeah, Jeff, what's leab?
Oh? Nothing, but the boy decide here, we're gonna have to ask
the girls, you know, because they know what's going on, and they
go to ask them. Of course they all run in fear. They've been
scared straight by miss Yes, miss c it's just the miseducation. If they
just think that they're going to get it from the guys, the don't realize
it's going to be from intercourse. Yes, a mutual experience. Yes.
They say they're going to get AIDS and don't want to get that. I
don't want to get the aids. He's just he's the old man of the
group, isn't he is? Yeah, But they go to get some condoms.
They decide to go get some condoms. When goes back to get some
the milk box, did you see that? Yeah, they asked the chemist
can we get some condoms? He's not. He doesn'tink it's appropriate. The
female chemist, though, she says, you know, we must offer it
to him if they ask for We can't say no because the last thing we
want is people having sex unprotected. And what the brand is going to want
A trivia question, it was a little Gladiators, now gladiated. Little minis
little minutes that's right for Maximus protection five ninety five for fifty and the mouse
is it's just wrongish they shouldn't be teaching him so young. But then that
they buy the condoms. Mackie is now at Miss chokes On Dick's house and
she teaches him what oral sexiest because he has no idea. I kind of
felt bad for MACKI oh yeah, because he explains how, you know,
there would be people like this in the world who have just bullied relentlessly in
schooled to the point where they had no self confidence. Well, this is
a you know, kind of a precursor of the forty year old virgin in
a lot of ways, isn't it true? And then you just sort of
you build it up to the point where you just you build up too much,
like it's just sex. I mean, sex is never just just sex,
but it's blacks. It's not necessarily as complicated as you make it out,
but at the same time, it is also very much as complicated as
the way you make it out to me when you're talented as us too.
Well, yeah, but she's still a version as well, all those lessons
from cranking up the dog. Yeah, she's still a vision. I'm not
ashamed of it. And she once had a boyfriend who debated her for three
days. And they really make you feel sympathy for these two, don't they.
Where You're like, these guys are going to fuck you come from the
get go. But they they work for each other, don't they. Well
they do it. I mean I loved how when they finally get down to
it, there's sort of mutual enthusiasm. I don't know, it makes them
pretty good at Yeah, there's never she's never met a man as sexually unappealing
as her. But back to the lesson plan all sex, the boys now
reading instructions and they had to put on the condom. Basically, it's just
butter, It's just he's the fall guy. Yeah, I didn't a bad
tweets rub bad. I had this horrible feeling that was just gonna end badly
for yeah, cut off the blood and I was like I was watching,
going oh, don't do that, and it was great at the end,
one of us going to have to help Timmy and the idea of not knowing
what a little bit the end was for a little little sucker for the for
the But how well do you think a student should be when they learn about
proper kind of muse kindergarten? Kindergarten. We've got to get to the students
before they start having sex, not after. Oh now this is getting ridiculous.
I have to agree with miss silks on that it's our responsibility to make
sure our kids are safe. They're going to screw around, Mister Adler,
this was top tier for me. Make sure Couter schefferd are going to be
screwing around. Payoff for that catchphrase. But just get the notion of Garrison
teaching second cutting him teaching kinder kids, and Jenny thinks as the condor teaching
about you know, sexually transmit about a bugger of a film just wants to
do fingerprints, and let him do print and he shows them how to put
the condom on with his Mouth Classic chose on Dick now now discussing the most
horrible diseases, most horrible disease which is pregnancy, and shows the miracle of
childbirth. I thought I'm going to show a full fledged video. They showed
clips, but it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.
Yeah, their idea of restraint or discretion, this was restrained for them.
Yes, is to show the afterbirth from a cow. Yes, but
I'm shows in a lot of pain. Oh that's right. Not just to
throw a random movie guys into going down to south Back. But there are
two movies out at the moment when I've seen them. One I haven't,
but the first Omen is now on Disney Plus and Immaculate starring a friend of
the Pod Sydney Sweeney Be a friend of the Pod Sydney Sweeney, both dealing
with childbirth. The first Omen depicting a very kind of a way, so
high recommendation for me, it was really good. Okay, I've never seen
any of the OMEN films. Oh did you go while? Did you go
ape for the plan of the Apes for a little while and watch a whole
bunch of them on Disney And they've actually watched them. I haven't watched them
yet. Oh, yes, you talked a good game. It's a good
game. But I thought, I'm gonna have to want to watch these back
to back to back, and every time I go to me, they're too
tired. I'm just just over the time. I'll go on to watch them
and not have to break it up. I understand completely. I imagine that
they're probably got all the omens on Disney Plus as well with the Fox.
Yeah, okay, Disney Plus surprises me. It's got some far out shit
on there. It's got some bangers, like what I watched the other day,
What was Lost? Anyway, we're gonna be little lost on the TV
launch pot. I just thought all these random, awesome shows I've always wanted
to watch. Yeah, it's all on Disney Plus. It's not just for
kids. I promise We're not trying to shield Disney Plus, but we would.
But of all the streaming services, I think that's one it appeals to
me the most. Okay, yeah, it's got some great of everything,
you know I am. Of course, we doesn't have South Park though,
despite the fact that it now has ads very partial Amazon Prime. Amazon Prime
has ads. Yeah, yeah, and there's also Tuby. I've never used
Tuby. It's got ads every once in a while. But it's also just
like a jenky old video shop. Nice one, you know what. The
best one is south Park Studios dot com for the purpose of this podcast,
but basically, yeah, So she's showing the birth and the girls now under
the assumption that, oh, the boys just give it to us because you
know, it's because we have sex with them, and they give it us.
They're the enemy. So they go. They saw him off. She
looks to see where they're going, sees mister Mackie checks out his ass.
That's right, that's right. The condonoms are now driving the boys crazy.
They're really itchy. Come throwt in the bin. It's just a it's a
great Cartman moment that it doesn't go in the bin. It just hits the
bin, expplodes everywhere I care. But he sees Cartman putting on another condom.
What are you doing? And this is where they realize they get it
from intercourse with girls. So they leave in a rage, and mister Mackie
sees mischekes on dick in the diagram changes in his mind. Garrison's now teaching
different positions missionaire yeah, little bone betried and you who Doggie yeah, Pa
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Now I want to review the different sexual positions. Who can tell me
which sexual positions we talked about? Missionary position? Missionary position good, little
boring but tried and true. What else, Doggie? That's right, Doggy
style. We went over piled driver. Uh huh, pile driver position.
Good quake, the filthy Sanchas, Yes, good, Florie, you remember
the filthy Sanchez hot color. Yes, you can give your partner the old
hot car all sure. I looked them all up. Horrific hot color is
real. They're all real, and it's all as I said, most of
them. The ones that you don't know are usually the ones and here if
you don't know where they are, it's usually ship related. It's poo relate,
it's polated pooing in mouths. And one of them was putting clean wrap
over your mouth. So on. Oh yeah, that's the hot line the
whole lunch. What are we doing? People? Do this ship? You
did it? Didn't you? I never did? Guy looked at me,
like, do I tell this story? We already told one story? Do
I go the whole home? So to speak? No? Never, No,
I never have. But the boys arrived and the girls have built their
stronghold, and this is where I thought, guys gonna have fun with this.
Did indeed? Mad Max two the funniest. It's all these all these
South Park kids, like you tell them, but just walk away and he
does the perfect humongous boys, Lord, humongous, just walk away. It's
pretty good. I got to rewatch Man Max too, absolute banger. The
first one. Yes, it's I know where everyone Loveshy Road. Do you
have to watch the first one before you watch? No, that's the great
thing about the Mad Max saga. They're all these there are all these stories
that are like not urban legends, but yeah, they're myths about this mysterious
figure called Max occasionally comes in. Like things were bad, but then yeah,
the Road Warrior walked in out of the desert and helped us out.
It was great, and then he vanished. We never saw him again.
He lives now only in my memories. That's fair. And they're all a
bit like that. Okay, shit's happening and Max comes into it. Yeah,
really good. I know everyone loves Through the Road and thinks it's a
bona fide classic. It is, it's really really good. But mine Mad
Max two, okay, The Road Warrior the best motion picture of the Australia
has ever produced. Really, Oh yeah, fucking marvelous. I ain't gonna
have to watch. I've never seen number two. Have you never seen Mad
Max two? No? Next, Mad Max two is gonna happen. You
know. My connection is to Bad Max. In the franchise, they use
my Auntie's house to film a part a scene from part one where Mad where
malg gives some wakes up or something in an apartment or something. Oh yeah,
and that was filmed down here in Geelong. Wow, in like bay
or lawn or something. Yeah, yeah, sort of around the coast.
Absolutely, and there are also a lot of the car chases were filmed between
Gelong and Melbourne. Yeah, so they use my auntie's house. You wonder
why we are the way we are paid her fuck a money said, look,
we just needed to film a couple of scenes. I was gonna wake
up byh blah nothing, no big deal now gives it wasn't a huge start
at that point. So he was fashing out of dramaskay fucking destroyed the place
because she signed this contract. Apparently there was a cause that said we can
do what we want, but they just told her verbally, oh were going
to look after the place. They fucking destroyed it because of all the equipment
that's set up and things like that. And then it's left and sh had
to cover the costs. Ah, yeah that sucks. Yeah, so she
got fucked over by the mad Max films. I understand why you haven't watched
now. That pisses me off. Yeah, it was. It's pretty if
when you think about, yeah you can use my sure you can. She
barely got paid anything for it. They fucked up her house. It wasn't
from like action sequences. It was just setting up ship, scratched walls,
holes in walls, changed the lighting around, in all fainous. It was
George Miller's first film, still learning what he was doing. Of course he's
probably now worth two hundred million dollars. Throw some money. Yeah, but
she watched the film. That was a nice house I had once. Oh
god damn. But they they did make their money back though, because I
was able to sell it as the mad Max House, like the Mad Max
House, but Mad Max was filmed in his house. That's a happy ending.
Yeah, she got some a nice return, a nice little full,
so happy endings for this episode. But yeah, they did get a good
return. Yes, they got more than what it would have been worth had
Mad Max not been filmed in there. Okay, we now feel a house
at first? Are you walking? You're like, the fuck over to my
house? The fuck? But do you give any connections to films like that
where something really close loss on in the family was in a film or whatever,
Like what's your talk a big known film? What's your closest connection to
a big known film? I was, I was in a film with Hugo
Weaving. That's cool. Was it the Matrix? No, it's called the
Interview. Okay, did he interview you? No? He did not.
I was. I was a playing clothes cop, but I was. I
was basically glorified extra, didn't. Did you ever speaking wrong? No?
I didn't. But I am in the credits as Robert Davis. Robert Davis.
Would you want to be known as Robert Davis if you're an actor?
I don't know. No. I think I think i've yes when my showed
his career inevitably happens. No, I think I want to be known as
Guy Davis. That's what you've just become now, isn't it. It's my
brand, your brand. But getting back to South Park, of course,
I wasn't extra in a Jackie chan movie. Yeah, which one? It's
called mister NICs guy. And what was your role? I was the mister
Well, you really know, I was just some chump that Jackie ran past
you. Actually you were just on the street. They'll just fill me on
that street. You can get a burrito, get him out of the show.
Mackey and chokes On Dick are now reading books lesson plan of Secretion of
bodily fluids. I've already covered that. Let's go, let's have a drink,
and he checks out her ass while she's getting some drinks to discuss,
discuss nerve endings. And then it's on, Oh yeah, oh this is
wrong. It doesn't feel wrong. What do you What do you do when
you think about me? Touch yourself? Oh? Go crazy? I go
crazy. They take the clothes off and it was just beautifully done, wasn't
it. It really was. This is a love making scene, not a
sex good for you, guys. They found each other in each other's groove
literally and figuratively. Good on them, But they asked about the condom.
Ah, fuck it. The kids then rage wore on each other. They
shoot each other with nail guns. That happened in Mad Max too, Now
guns getting shot at each other? Do I believe? So? I don't
believe, say okay, but the townspeople they feel the bang of when they
explode everything. What the fuck was that? And choke? Some dick explains
this is all my fault because I didn't mention that they need to have sex
first, and Chef says, you know, sex, it's emotional and spiritual.
Should be taught by family, family. Well, that leads back to
what I was saying. The mechanics is taught by the professionals. The emotional
component is taught by the ones you love. Penis goes into here. If
you want to find out why it goes into human dad, that's a really
good way. But this is how babies are made. But why we make
babies. This is how babies made. This is why babies. We just
solved it. We fixed it, fixed it, Yeah, we did it.
So you know it should be taught by frim They all agree they are
on the right age seventeen. Well, I love you to saying no,
it's got to be taught by families. Otherwise you're going to get, you
know, someone who doesn't know what they're doing, or someone who's got the
mix statitude about it, or even even a complete pervert. Why do you
pay the may for me? Though? That felt almost cheap for south Park.
That felt like an obvious gay the south I wouldn't normally go for.
That felt like a Simpsons season seventeen game. Look I didn't I like my
what are you looking at me? Before? I don't know. I guess
any garrison is good garrison. Anything that calls him out as the you love
your Garrison, Oh, absolutely as anything, calls him out as a pervert
that he is is fine by me. But seventeen apparently is the age consent
in Colorado. Oh ah, al right, that makes that's why Chef's like,
nope, you're ready, seventeen seventy when it does the bed rocket as
everyone watches, and then we get Garrison reading some more sex positions over the
credits. So the wrap around, butt grab, the reverse Cowgirl, the
heart Lunch, donkey punch, the glass bottom boat, the fish Eye,
and the Chili, many of which you don't want to look up. Yeah,
there were one or two that I knew or knew about what the fish
eye is. I don't but hang on, no, I just good to
look it up, just google it. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna explain
that ship on this show. Ruin your own. It's very degrading. I'll
say that. Well, Donkey punchang great, none of them, None of
these are. Some of these seem like they'd have to be a mutual agreement
between the two for this to happen. Oh yeah, if you're going to
do anything that Garrison to talk to your partner beforehand. Well, a lot
of these require a team effort. Yeah, this is not a surprise party,
no no, but a couple of these are catching someone off guard,
and I'm like, I don't think that's cool. That's not rape, right,
sexual assaults, I would say, at the at the very least,
it's bad manners. Giving it a title doesn't make it okay. All right,
but that's our review. I'll probably condom use. Yeah, like you
said, as you were saying earlier, you nailed it where it feels like
we've got a hot button topic here, We're gonna do it in a fun
wave, but also educate you where the next episode we're going to be reviewing
in just a few moments tally is just wow. Exatings has zero nutritional value.
But it doesn't it doesn't depending on how you watch it. That's a
good point. Yeah, all right, guys, thank you so much for
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