WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.200 --> 00:00:04.960 Oh my god, oh god, yeah, stop stop it's your turn. 2 00:00:07.440 --> 00:00:13.000 Oh miss jokes old dude? Ooh good? Oh good? Do you want 3 00:00:13.000 --> 00:00:18.879 me do? Tell me? I want you? Wait? Wait wait do 4 00:00:18.920 --> 00:00:29.039 you have a condom? Oh no? Oh well fuck it kicksh Michael two 5 00:00:29.120 --> 00:00:31.800 Going Down and South by the podcast where we always have ourselves of time and 6 00:00:31.800 --> 00:00:35.359 where we always somehow get pink eye. You're watching this video right now. 7 00:00:35.399 --> 00:00:39.320 I've got pink eye. It's hay Fever. I apologize. Yes, his 8 00:00:39.320 --> 00:00:43.640 his personal hygiene is top notch. He doesn't times he doesn't have pink eye 9 00:00:43.640 --> 00:00:48.079 for the reason that people usually get pink eye. I becon, oh god, 10 00:00:48.119 --> 00:00:53.280 maybe about ten years or so. I like this really almost like not 11 00:00:53.439 --> 00:00:57.880 terminal case of conjunctivitis, but really general to the point where I was literally 12 00:00:57.920 --> 00:01:00.320 wanted to rip my eyes out of my skull that were just sticky eyes, 13 00:01:00.840 --> 00:01:03.920 just itchy as house. Okay. I literally had to leave the house in 14 00:01:03.920 --> 00:01:07.359 the middle of that and go to the er. I was like, really, 15 00:01:07.439 --> 00:01:08.840 I was like, I don't know what's happening. Maybe you were preppy 16 00:01:08.840 --> 00:01:15.680 though, may a, Yeah, I know, it was so sore. 17 00:01:15.879 --> 00:01:19.120 Yeah, then given me some eye drops with like steroids. In them, 18 00:01:19.159 --> 00:01:23.560 and now I've got no my eyeballs are super ripped. We'll speaking. Last 19 00:01:23.560 --> 00:01:26.560 week, I believe it was on this podcast about by the way, what 20 00:01:26.640 --> 00:01:29.560 is this podcast? And we actually said what the title was probably condom use 21 00:01:29.640 --> 00:01:32.359 yea. But also this is going down to South I say, welcome to 22 00:01:32.359 --> 00:01:34.439 going down to South by the podcast where we always have that. How about 23 00:01:34.439 --> 00:01:36.920 that the time this would preclude me? Do you listen to anything? I 24 00:01:36.920 --> 00:01:38.120 say, no, One'm just waiting for my opportunity to speak. Yeah, 25 00:01:38.120 --> 00:01:41.480 that's pretty much what you said, say because I just went to you stop 26 00:01:41.480 --> 00:01:42.599 and then I then I listened. Oh no, I've become a mitch. 27 00:01:44.040 --> 00:01:47.040 Oh no, but we're talking last week. I think about itchy asses, 28 00:01:47.120 --> 00:01:49.959 right, and the satisfy satisfaction of scratching them itchy eyes. Scratching an itchy 29 00:01:51.000 --> 00:01:53.599 eye also very satisfying. I think just an itch in general, it's itchy 30 00:01:53.159 --> 00:01:57.879 satisfied. That's true. I don't know about an itchy either. I mean, 31 00:01:57.920 --> 00:02:01.519 I think scratching an itchy eye only makes it itchy. Yeah, now, 32 00:02:01.599 --> 00:02:04.480 good ischy. I I want to scratch it. I know if I 33 00:02:04.519 --> 00:02:07.680 do, I'll be scratching for this entire podcast. Okay, well, keep 34 00:02:07.680 --> 00:02:09.280 your hands to yourself. As I like to say to Dan, though, 35 00:02:09.400 --> 00:02:13.280 well, the kids are gonna be getting chicken pox soon Aliet started school. 36 00:02:13.319 --> 00:02:15.159 Ne can imagine it. Usually buy alth grade one, a grade two, 37 00:02:15.159 --> 00:02:16.759 you get chicken pox, isn't it. It sounds like you prepared a little 38 00:02:16.840 --> 00:02:21.280 dread for them. The kids are getting chicken pox soon, tune into a 39 00:02:21.360 --> 00:02:24.120 very special dessertive nerd daddy. Yeah, so I'm just not looking forward to 40 00:02:24.199 --> 00:02:25.639 that. Just trying to prevent them. You know, you have to wear 41 00:02:25.680 --> 00:02:29.759 your other mits to stop stop kids and scratching and whatnot. Not good. 42 00:02:30.280 --> 00:02:31.319 You know what I am looking forward to, though, putting on a condent 43 00:02:31.400 --> 00:02:37.319 jerking off a dog? Yahd rack read. I am either going to be 44 00:02:37.360 --> 00:02:39.479 telling on myself in a terrible way here. I don't like where this is 45 00:02:39.479 --> 00:02:47.120 going or uniting us all in our collective shame slash curiosity? Who among us? 46 00:02:47.520 --> 00:02:51.199 You did not touch a dog's peanuts? Did you try? Did? 47 00:02:51.680 --> 00:02:53.639 Really? As a small child? Holy shit? I did never did that. 48 00:02:53.680 --> 00:02:55.680 I always new that's a penis for a dog. I'm not going to 49 00:02:55.680 --> 00:02:58.639 touch it. You what'd you do? You didn't jerk it off? Did 50 00:02:58.680 --> 00:03:04.639 you? I did not jerk it off. I no, but I don't 51 00:03:04.639 --> 00:03:07.319 have any memories of doing it. If I did do it, I mean 52 00:03:07.439 --> 00:03:10.159 I did not do it in a way that was like that's that dog's dick, 53 00:03:10.360 --> 00:03:15.080 I can't wait to touch it. It was more like, well, 54 00:03:15.280 --> 00:03:19.240 you know, part of having a pet is the tactile sensation of rubbing the 55 00:03:19.240 --> 00:03:22.840 pet, particularly a dog or a cat, and you know you're sort of 56 00:03:23.400 --> 00:03:25.080 rubbing it all over. I mean I was like single digits here, it's 57 00:03:25.199 --> 00:03:29.439 a little little guy, and you know you occasionally say, oh, well 58 00:03:29.919 --> 00:03:32.840 there's it's part. Well, now that's unusual, and you're you're curious, 59 00:03:32.879 --> 00:03:36.479 but not I mean I was. I wasn't to the point of like, 60 00:03:36.800 --> 00:03:38.960 hey, mom and dad, jake this out. I's supposed to a book 61 00:03:39.000 --> 00:03:44.159 review meeting or whatever. Hey Bobby, I love a Hall of Fame. 62 00:03:44.159 --> 00:03:49.199 Sermon, Hey daddy, guess what racket? What's the day called the Geeong 63 00:03:49.280 --> 00:03:52.240 Flyer long flyer, that's correct. Yeah, imagine that of all the nineteen 64 00:03:52.280 --> 00:03:57.520 six you'll fly out of this daddy who's fast to the red rugget or the 65 00:03:57.560 --> 00:04:00.240 Geelong fly Yeah, oh god, imagine that he has the whole what he 66 00:04:00.280 --> 00:04:04.759 team was over and he had some jacket. Bobby's media career is finished. 67 00:04:06.280 --> 00:04:10.919 He gets a whole new media career. Ah. I really love though, 68 00:04:10.960 --> 00:04:18.480 how they presented though, just in this this wonderful juxtaposition. Because book clubs, 69 00:04:19.079 --> 00:04:23.600 I don't know, they always strike me as excuse it to get together 70 00:04:23.639 --> 00:04:27.920 and have a drink. Yeah, I've also seen these book readings, right, 71 00:04:28.319 --> 00:04:30.240 and you look at some readings, its like there's like three people. 72 00:04:30.279 --> 00:04:32.079 Then I'm thinking, I'm not gonna say, what's the point, because I'm 73 00:04:32.079 --> 00:04:34.680 sure people are doing it getting a lot out of it. But give me 74 00:04:34.800 --> 00:04:39.040 like one of the bookshop or something like here is someone say this new novel 75 00:04:39.079 --> 00:04:42.759 is selected reading their new people the anything. I feel so bad for everyone 76 00:04:42.759 --> 00:04:45.680 involved. They seem to be having a good time. And it was when 77 00:04:45.720 --> 00:04:47.639 they take a photo of themselves of like money. They never showed that the 78 00:04:47.720 --> 00:04:53.360 crowd. Okay, there's no crowd there, but you know someone's so favorite 79 00:04:53.360 --> 00:04:56.160 reader showed up. Yeah you got the got the selfie. Yeah, that's 80 00:04:56.199 --> 00:05:01.439 kind of It's like they're four listeners. We have four. We've gone up 81 00:05:01.519 --> 00:05:05.759 two hundred percent. I know. I love that because I love the whole 82 00:05:06.079 --> 00:05:11.920 book club thing. Soposedly the most civilized sophisticated thing that a suburban enclave of 83 00:05:12.279 --> 00:05:15.319 people can do. And what happens, Yeah, sound starts jerking off the 84 00:05:15.360 --> 00:05:20.600 dog in front of it. Be bad enough if you busted your child doing 85 00:05:20.720 --> 00:05:27.360 something embarrassing slash perverted like Bobby catching new jacking it very much. So yeah, 86 00:05:27.399 --> 00:05:30.839 but imagine if you know he invited his mates to come into Oh, 87 00:05:30.120 --> 00:05:35.120 let's all have a quicksawner. Ah. I was getting call me crazy exorcist 88 00:05:35.199 --> 00:05:39.600 vibes when she walks in and unates on the floor. Oh had it was 89 00:05:39.600 --> 00:05:42.680 a dinner party right which she walked It wasn't, and I was cocktail party, 90 00:05:42.720 --> 00:05:44.839 but it was just, you know, a fancy little get together of 91 00:05:44.839 --> 00:05:46.399 all of her friends. And her daughter walks down and units in the flaunt. 92 00:05:46.439 --> 00:05:49.199 She's traumatized by it. She can't believe. She's horrified. I was 93 00:05:49.240 --> 00:05:53.720 getting similar vibes with this. Sharon and Randy can't believe that their son's coming 94 00:05:53.759 --> 00:05:56.519 out and it's jerking off the dog in front of all their friends. Cranking 95 00:05:56.600 --> 00:05:59.439 that dog. Yeah, distinguished friends. It was tweaked. Dave wasn't at 96 00:05:59.439 --> 00:06:03.879 the first, So yeah, I don't have any memories of jerking off a 97 00:06:03.959 --> 00:06:09.879 dog. But you know, maybe I did youthful curiosity, which is what 98 00:06:10.000 --> 00:06:12.879 this episode is about. Apparently, I will say one time, apparently I 99 00:06:12.920 --> 00:06:15.560 did try to eat dog shit when I was little, cause I just thought 100 00:06:15.560 --> 00:06:18.079 it was chocolate. Okay, So I think it's guy one, Dan Dozier. 101 00:06:18.160 --> 00:06:21.240 I think I think i'm my head. I think playing with the dog's 102 00:06:21.279 --> 00:06:26.319 penis is a perfectly natural part of childhood curiosity. Eating dogs is just playing 103 00:06:26.360 --> 00:06:30.439 weird, all right, listeners, But let's let's ask the folks what they 104 00:06:30.519 --> 00:06:33.879 think. Right in South Park mail Bag at gmail dot com. What's more 105 00:06:33.959 --> 00:06:39.959 weird eating dog shit or trying to jerk off a dog? But the overall 106 00:06:40.000 --> 00:06:43.560 story of this episode was the fact of sexual Well, that sets up the 107 00:06:43.560 --> 00:06:46.560 story sex education. Yeah, sex education, because he doesn't understand what he's 108 00:06:46.560 --> 00:06:48.319 doing. He's sexual to the dog. They're just how old are they meant 109 00:06:48.319 --> 00:06:51.439 to be? Like ten? Nine, ten or fourth grade? So you're, 110 00:06:53.480 --> 00:06:56.720 yeah, going to night we learned sex education. I remember the first 111 00:06:56.759 --> 00:06:59.000 time, and it would have been about grade four, which is yeah, 112 00:06:59.079 --> 00:07:01.240 same as these guys. So I'm not really sure what the big fuss was 113 00:07:01.240 --> 00:07:04.480 about. I'm not really sure what age is supposed to have that discussion as 114 00:07:04.519 --> 00:07:08.360 a parent. But I've always thought about grade four was the right time at 115 00:07:08.480 --> 00:07:12.160 school. But you start learning about just reproductive parts and that kind of stuff 116 00:07:12.439 --> 00:07:15.199 parts pieces. Yeah, yeah, well, this is something we've talked about 117 00:07:15.240 --> 00:07:20.040 in the past, and I have my frame of mind about this in that 118 00:07:21.040 --> 00:07:27.399 schools should teach the mechanics, home should teach the emotional component of sex and 119 00:07:27.480 --> 00:07:30.920 sex and sexy things. That's pretty much Chef's perspective, isn't it. Yeah, 120 00:07:31.600 --> 00:07:34.759 And I agree with that. You have to be very strict in creating 121 00:07:34.800 --> 00:07:39.480 a curriculum that can't be deviated from or manipulated in any way by the teachers' 122 00:07:39.480 --> 00:07:43.959 personal beliefs this episode, and then it's up to your parents to say, 123 00:07:44.360 --> 00:07:46.120 well, when two people lev each other very much, yeah, well, 124 00:07:46.639 --> 00:07:50.040 it's funny that they bring up the idea of teaching it in schools can be 125 00:07:50.120 --> 00:07:55.040 wrong because sometimes the teachers may not really necessarily know what they're talking about, 126 00:07:55.079 --> 00:07:57.600 but it mightn't be as experience in certain things, and they're discussing and whatnot. 127 00:07:57.879 --> 00:07:59.959 And I have this memory of being in i want to say, year 128 00:08:00.160 --> 00:08:03.519 eight, and there was like a teach no teachers a but like a teacher 129 00:08:05.199 --> 00:08:07.920 in practice. Basically, she'd come in like a what would you call it, 130 00:08:07.120 --> 00:08:11.040 a teacher and training teacher and training essentially from like unior whatever, and 131 00:08:11.120 --> 00:08:15.040 she was taking the boys health class. Right, what do they call them? 132 00:08:15.040 --> 00:08:18.079 They do like doing their rounds or something. There's an actual title for 133 00:08:18.079 --> 00:08:20.360 it. Because we used to work with people who were training to be teachers 134 00:08:20.399 --> 00:08:24.839 and they would say they're going to Yeah, doing their rounds is completely wrong, 135 00:08:24.879 --> 00:08:26.319 but you know, yeah, we know what we're talking about, and 136 00:08:26.360 --> 00:08:28.560 hopefully you do too. Yeah, And she was I was just talking about 137 00:08:30.319 --> 00:08:33.600 why is it important to wear a condom besides like STDs and things like that, 138 00:08:33.320 --> 00:08:37.360 And she's basically said to us, because guys don't know how to control 139 00:08:37.399 --> 00:08:41.720 themselves, right, and the male teacher, who's actually, that's not it 140 00:08:41.080 --> 00:08:46.320 at all. It's actually because there's this thing called pre come which can come 141 00:08:46.320 --> 00:08:48.919 out and you don't realize that you've actually done it, which can actually impregnate 142 00:08:48.000 --> 00:08:50.879 the girl. That's the reason. And she was like really embarrassed, and 143 00:08:50.879 --> 00:08:56.360 I was like, ah, do you know what you're talking about? Yeah, 144 00:08:56.519 --> 00:08:58.960 pre comort of leading the way. Yeah, I've always remember that, 145 00:09:00.120 --> 00:09:03.080 going, huh, I remember that forever. Yeah, I think that was 146 00:09:03.080 --> 00:09:07.639 what. I imagine that young teacher probably will remember that wakes up in a 147 00:09:07.720 --> 00:09:13.639 cold sweat, because everyone has those memories of just some inconsequential event that literally 148 00:09:13.679 --> 00:09:18.559 you do remember jerking off a dog? Well, yeah, eating dog shit 149 00:09:20.320 --> 00:09:24.639 haunts my memories. Yeah, twenty years from now, they'll be just like 150 00:09:24.399 --> 00:09:28.320 I remember the time I fucked up in front of them class. Never get 151 00:09:28.399 --> 00:09:31.440 over it, you never get up. I mean probably a handful of them, 152 00:09:31.120 --> 00:09:35.039 less than five moments in our life where we're genuinely just will never get 153 00:09:35.080 --> 00:09:37.120 over the embarrassment. Yeah, and it's not it's usually not even something all 154 00:09:37.200 --> 00:09:41.759 that bad, and it's like I said something kind of dorky. I remember 155 00:09:41.840 --> 00:09:43.039 in that moment, Yeah, how I felt. I thought I was super 156 00:09:43.080 --> 00:09:46.000 cool but I was not. Yeah. Yeah, speaking of Inside Out too, 157 00:09:46.000 --> 00:09:48.039 there's moments like that. Inside Out Too. Took the kids to see 158 00:09:48.039 --> 00:09:50.919 it yesterday. Fantastic movie. Highly recommended. There we go. Okay, 159 00:09:50.960 --> 00:09:54.919 then, I have not seen Inside Inside Out two. We've seen one. 160 00:09:54.080 --> 00:09:56.919 I have seen one. Yeah, I thought this one was a lot funnier. 161 00:09:58.360 --> 00:10:00.799 It's based on her being a teenager, and I I think just adults, 162 00:10:00.840 --> 00:10:03.600 the adults watching at home off from the cinema you're taking the kids can 163 00:10:03.799 --> 00:10:05.639 just sort of appreciate the humor a bit more because she's going through more adult 164 00:10:05.679 --> 00:10:09.919 based issues. Well, I am a fan of my Hawk, who voices 165 00:10:11.000 --> 00:10:16.080 anxiety, and I'm also a fan of Adele ex shaft Probles, who voices 166 00:10:16.120 --> 00:10:20.879 on Wi from the Couch. Yes, he is indeed fans of one we 167 00:10:20.000 --> 00:10:24.519 should probably not check out Adele in the film Blue is the warmest color I 168 00:10:24.600 --> 00:10:30.559 can adults, however, really should so. The sex scene, speaking of 169 00:10:30.639 --> 00:10:33.960 sex, sex scene with Macki and chokes on dick, that was something else, 170 00:10:33.039 --> 00:10:37.519 wasn't it. It really was. I mean I felt not happy for 171 00:10:37.639 --> 00:10:41.600 them, but it was also kind of weird. It was played so straight 172 00:10:41.840 --> 00:10:46.200 and so dare I say sexily yeah, and like they showed her boostock for 173 00:10:46.240 --> 00:10:48.840 a slit second stud But it wasn't like it was trying to be over the 174 00:10:48.879 --> 00:10:52.440 top raunchy or anything. It was just these two bitp are making love. 175 00:10:52.480 --> 00:10:56.080 I was like, why am I feeling things? This is not a sex 176 00:10:56.120 --> 00:11:00.559 scene so much as I love makings Yeah, admittedly one that is starting to 177 00:11:00.600 --> 00:11:03.759 want to drag their people, but still rather hot. I remember when the 178 00:11:03.799 --> 00:11:07.039 payoff for me, though, was all this time, she's been talking about 179 00:11:07.240 --> 00:11:13.440 proper condom use, you know, and then no, fuck it. Youn 180 00:11:13.480 --> 00:11:16.440 feel that sometimes there are jokes that are just sort of built in. It's 181 00:11:16.480 --> 00:11:18.159 like, Okay, well you have to have this, this and this, 182 00:11:18.440 --> 00:11:20.519 Yeah, and it's like that's one gag they had to have. She's yeah, 183 00:11:20.600 --> 00:11:24.639 been pro condom used all this time. When it comes down to when 184 00:11:24.720 --> 00:11:26.639 she finally does get laid, when it's raw dog time, it's raw dog 185 00:11:28.799 --> 00:11:33.440 but that whole year with the Barry White esque music and yeah, her hair 186 00:11:33.480 --> 00:11:35.120 getting a ruffle a lot much. Simpson's always sexy when her hair's all ruffled 187 00:11:35.120 --> 00:11:37.039 and it's not straight up you know very much. So yeah, yeah, 188 00:11:37.039 --> 00:11:41.159 the sexy talk and everything was kind of hot. I did feel like this 189 00:11:41.240 --> 00:11:45.639 episode felt like an earlier season episode in many ways. It felt very there 190 00:11:45.759 --> 00:11:48.080 was not basically not the right word, but it didn't feel as wacky as 191 00:11:48.159 --> 00:11:54.399 like Cartman Land. No No, but what this what I was thinking was 192 00:11:54.480 --> 00:11:56.960 because today we're recording two episodes. We're recording two episodes, are going down 193 00:11:58.000 --> 00:12:00.440 the South, We're going on holiday back to back, we are in we 194 00:12:00.519 --> 00:12:01.639 tend to always plan it like this. I don't know why we do that. 195 00:12:03.200 --> 00:12:05.440 Dano's going to take next week off. I'm going to be gone the 196 00:12:05.480 --> 00:12:09.559 week after that, so we smashing them out. We are indeed to ensure 197 00:12:09.600 --> 00:12:11.559 you guys do not miss out. Yeah, because we enjoy smashing it out, 198 00:12:13.000 --> 00:12:16.519 if not ourselves then for the dog some occasionally rubbing them, but smashing 199 00:12:16.639 --> 00:12:22.080 is more fun. But this episode strikes me as quintessentially South Park in that 200 00:12:22.399 --> 00:12:26.039 we've got an issue we want to explore, we want to do it quote 201 00:12:26.120 --> 00:12:30.879 unquote seriously. This is something that deserves proper discussion, proper condom use. 202 00:12:31.600 --> 00:12:33.919 We also want to have a bit of fun with it, which they do, 203 00:12:33.559 --> 00:12:37.639 but you know, you get that whole thing of yeah they I'll always 204 00:12:37.639 --> 00:12:39.200 say, oh I learned something today, but occasionally they will be like, 205 00:12:39.240 --> 00:12:43.919 oh I did learn something today, And I let a lot of sexual positions 206 00:12:43.000 --> 00:12:48.759 absolutely okay, Google, Oh my, are all of them real? Did 207 00:12:48.840 --> 00:12:52.480 you want? Yes? Have you? Every single one of them are real, 208 00:12:52.559 --> 00:12:54.559 and probably ninety five percent of them are based with feces. I always 209 00:12:54.559 --> 00:12:58.159 thought it was the dirty Sanchez, not the filthy Sanchez. But anyway, 210 00:12:58.240 --> 00:13:01.399 yeah, that's what it seemed to be. Either or But yeah, I 211 00:13:01.440 --> 00:13:03.519 can't imagine who would get a shit out of this. Basically essentially, yes, 212 00:13:05.519 --> 00:13:09.720 all that aside, I mean they're like sach education is a serious topic, 213 00:13:09.240 --> 00:13:13.320 particularly in regard to when should kids start learning about it, which we 214 00:13:13.360 --> 00:13:16.799 did a King of the Hill episode a very similar sort of story, wasn't 215 00:13:16.799 --> 00:13:18.759 it we did? Indeed, Yeah, but we're also parents trying to handball 216 00:13:18.840 --> 00:13:24.840 the responsibility off to someone else because it is complicated and a little ikky. 217 00:13:24.039 --> 00:13:31.399 Yeah, we are also reviewing Tawy, which is in the answer is yes, 218 00:13:33.000 --> 00:13:35.200 But that's one of those episodes. The occasionally was like, We've got 219 00:13:35.399 --> 00:13:43.360 like one dumb but great idea, which is a side character, a Tao 220 00:13:43.399 --> 00:13:45.600 who likes to get high. Well, the whole point of that episode was 221 00:13:45.679 --> 00:13:48.080 to make fun of the fact that their show's just over merchandise now, so 222 00:13:48.240 --> 00:13:52.200 taw is meant to be a piece of merchandise, and that's why they have 223 00:13:52.240 --> 00:13:54.360 to fake add dur in the episode. As I had a lot of fun 224 00:13:54.440 --> 00:13:56.039 with the Tawi, but this one had a lot of fun with as well. 225 00:13:56.120 --> 00:14:01.399 Yeah, but it's a dumb concept with a slightly smart concept wrapped in 226 00:14:01.480 --> 00:14:03.840 it. But one thing that Parker and Stone love to do is just take 227 00:14:05.039 --> 00:14:07.399 the Mickey out of out of blockbusters, particularly rolling Emmerick kind of stuff. 228 00:14:09.320 --> 00:14:11.879 It's like, yeah, let's just take the piss out of those convoluted plots 229 00:14:11.919 --> 00:14:16.639 of those kinds of movies and put a pot smoking towel in them. It 230 00:14:16.679 --> 00:14:18.679 felt like a nineties action fleet very much, and I love doing that, 231 00:14:18.759 --> 00:14:22.120 and honestly I love watching them. Yeah, so little tease for Tally next 232 00:14:22.159 --> 00:14:26.519 week indeed, but yeah, back to back, you've got an episode. 233 00:14:26.120 --> 00:14:28.720 We should take this seriously, but have fun with it. We should not 234 00:14:28.799 --> 00:14:37.840 take this seriously but also have fun with them. Yes, what were your 235 00:14:37.840 --> 00:14:43.320 favorite moments from Proper Condom Use? Oh what when miss jokes On Dick was 236 00:14:43.320 --> 00:14:48.919 getting all worked up during sex education class. Here's a little picture harpies a 237 00:14:50.399 --> 00:14:54.080 traumatizing the girls. Yeah, and also at the pharmacy where all the kids 238 00:14:54.080 --> 00:14:58.360 are showing up for condoms, and I think the the male farmers were getting 239 00:14:58.360 --> 00:15:01.120 all he was what it was just like, figure's right, and she's like, 240 00:15:01.159 --> 00:15:03.399 I think it's important if they asked when we have to get but the 241 00:15:05.240 --> 00:15:15.120 children that was fantastic. I love the kid crying after Garrison. I've read 242 00:15:15.720 --> 00:15:18.799 on various websites, whether it be wiki or IMDb or whatever that there's When 243 00:15:18.919 --> 00:15:24.000 originally aired, there was a scene where that features Garrison actually showing him putting 244 00:15:24.000 --> 00:15:26.600 it, and then the reruns they cut to the kids just looking on and 245 00:15:26.840 --> 00:15:31.159 or. But then I found a video on YouTube that apparently showed original broadcast 246 00:15:31.200 --> 00:15:33.159 and it wasn't. And everyone's saying that was just a myth that's just been 247 00:15:33.240 --> 00:15:35.960 now debunks. So I don't know what's true. Kids are probably watching it. 248 00:15:37.000 --> 00:15:39.759 An impressible agent is going I think I did see it. See I 249 00:15:39.799 --> 00:15:43.960 don't know what's real, but apparently there's a scene somewhere out there in the 250 00:15:43.039 --> 00:15:48.039 universe of Garrison actually deep throating whatever that was, or maybe it's just in 251 00:15:48.120 --> 00:15:50.720 your mind. Who knows. Who knows. There are some things in the 252 00:15:50.759 --> 00:15:52.559 world where people swear they've seen them, but they never have. Well, 253 00:15:54.720 --> 00:15:56.519 they's seen the head in seven, So I've seen the head. No, 254 00:15:58.080 --> 00:15:58.960 you haven't seen the head in the box. But it is no a deleted 255 00:16:00.000 --> 00:16:02.240 then we see the head or something. I alway thought it was just like 256 00:16:02.600 --> 00:16:06.000 a quick subliminal That's what I always thought to be. People keep telling me, 257 00:16:06.039 --> 00:16:07.399 no, it never happened, and I'm like, I swear I've seen 258 00:16:07.440 --> 00:16:11.840 it. No, no, it's all in your mind. But they also 259 00:16:11.240 --> 00:16:17.600 mean the picture goes around social media occasionally have like Gwyneth Paltrow's head in the 260 00:16:17.679 --> 00:16:18.600 box. Everyone says, that's just made up, it's not real. That 261 00:16:18.679 --> 00:16:23.159 never happened, that was that was completely Well, Okay, now I'm convinced 262 00:16:23.159 --> 00:16:25.919 and I'm going to go home. On What's seven? After this, he 263 00:16:26.000 --> 00:16:30.679 said, did we did we see head in box? Maybe not head in 264 00:16:30.720 --> 00:16:33.200 the box, but there's a subliminal flashjust of Gwyneth Paltrow. In the final 265 00:16:33.240 --> 00:16:37.240 Adult Killer, Lewis the detective to a secure location, bringing along with him 266 00:16:37.240 --> 00:16:41.480 a box. Spoiler spoilers for seven. Yeah, whatever, but we never 267 00:16:41.600 --> 00:16:44.440 actually do see the head in the movie seven. Fans are start up to 268 00:16:44.480 --> 00:16:47.559 realize and they never actually have seen the head in the box. Okay, 269 00:16:47.639 --> 00:16:49.559 yeah, what I'm thinking of is this aliminal lash of just Gwyneth Paltrow, 270 00:16:49.639 --> 00:16:52.720 and but it never happened. Yeah, not of the head in the box, 271 00:16:52.840 --> 00:16:56.799 but of her. Of her. Oh yeah, so this is what 272 00:16:56.919 --> 00:17:02.000 you see I'm showing you now that shot there. Yeah, well that's not 273 00:17:02.360 --> 00:17:06.480 that's from contagion. That's a different thing altogether. Oh Okay, they're saying 274 00:17:06.519 --> 00:17:07.880 that it says, here, we know what was in the box. Okay, 275 00:17:07.920 --> 00:17:11.279 so we just thought it was yeah okay, so yeah, so maybe 276 00:17:11.319 --> 00:17:15.400 someone has photoshopped that into the the flick into a cardboard box, but no, 277 00:17:15.559 --> 00:17:18.440 that's a scene from Contagion. Yeah. So yeah, we never actually 278 00:17:18.440 --> 00:17:21.240 see the head. But in my mind, I'm like, oh, yeah, 279 00:17:21.880 --> 00:17:22.599 you see for a split second, but you never do. Okay, 280 00:17:22.640 --> 00:17:27.559 well, now we're going to do some really fun stuff that is not great 281 00:17:27.599 --> 00:17:32.079 for podcasting because I'm just going to show down though pictures. So seven Mandela 282 00:17:32.119 --> 00:17:33.799 effects. I know they never actually do show the head in the box. 283 00:17:34.000 --> 00:17:37.559 About to say the Mandela effect is what it is? Seven? How true? 284 00:17:38.920 --> 00:17:41.640 In twenty five years everyone still remember seeing the head in the box? 285 00:17:41.680 --> 00:17:45.440 It never actually just existed. They show a still photograph of Gweneth for a 286 00:17:45.519 --> 00:17:48.319 few frames, but she's not in a box. Yeah. See that's the 287 00:17:48.960 --> 00:17:52.400 that's what you say, that's the image. Yeah yeah, but we assume 288 00:17:52.440 --> 00:17:53.440 it's the head in the box. But because it's something for a split second, 289 00:17:53.599 --> 00:17:56.920 it creates this idea in your mind that oh yeah, that was the 290 00:17:56.960 --> 00:17:57.920 head in the box. No, no, no, we just envisioned it 291 00:17:59.000 --> 00:18:04.279 ourselves. How about that. Yeah, amazing twenty five. It's like when 292 00:18:04.400 --> 00:18:07.000 we did that Jaws with you and you're like, oh, you never see 293 00:18:07.039 --> 00:18:07.880 what happens to him. I'm like, you're fucking crazy. You see them 294 00:18:08.000 --> 00:18:12.319 arrive at the beach on the credits, You're like, what in forty forty 295 00:18:12.440 --> 00:18:18.319 fifty years, Yes, I've never seen that. Back to proper condom. 296 00:18:18.599 --> 00:18:27.000 Yes, something else. I enjoyed Smacky Mars Presents America to that. Again, 297 00:18:27.799 --> 00:18:33.960 the mom's haven't done yet. The moms have paid the very very heady 298 00:18:33.000 --> 00:18:36.279 thing. The album comes out of the kids of squad. That's right, 299 00:18:36.359 --> 00:18:41.279 That's right. Also just a random mad Max two reference thrown in there as 300 00:18:41.319 --> 00:18:42.759 well. Yeah, yeah, I also enjoyed Butters I don't want to get 301 00:18:42.799 --> 00:18:48.279 the aids fellas. One other thing that I did enjoy. I love how 302 00:18:48.359 --> 00:18:53.759 Butter's always has to drop his pants completely whenever he's wizing or whatever, like 303 00:18:53.839 --> 00:18:59.319 a Butter Slom game. And I do like that they had Cartmon class because 304 00:18:59.319 --> 00:19:00.319 it's like, if you were the group of guys you know what was going 305 00:19:00.359 --> 00:19:03.559 on, you'd be like, I want to look, but I know I 306 00:19:03.640 --> 00:19:06.839 can't look, but I want to see. I can't gaze, but I 307 00:19:06.920 --> 00:19:10.759 can sneak a peek? And I did enjoy just the sheer joy of the 308 00:19:10.799 --> 00:19:12.559 boys playing Red Rocket. It was just like they were having so much fun 309 00:19:12.599 --> 00:19:17.640 with it, the thrill of a new discovery. Yes, anything else you 310 00:19:17.759 --> 00:19:18.640 enjoy it? Or is that it? I think it's time we get into 311 00:19:18.799 --> 00:19:22.319 questions. I think so. Yes. 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Oh, you've been talking 321 00:19:56.240 --> 00:20:00.079 about trivia, Well he was talking about Well, look, we want to 322 00:20:00.119 --> 00:20:04.240 got some questions in the mail bag. When did we ever do mailbag? 323 00:20:04.359 --> 00:20:07.160 In the first bit of the episode. I don't know, man, I 324 00:20:07.200 --> 00:20:10.200 thought you were shaking it up a little bit. Keep me on my toes. 325 00:20:11.160 --> 00:20:14.000 First of your question, how long is stand grounded for for Red Rocket? 326 00:20:14.400 --> 00:20:18.839 Ten months? Ten months? How old is mister Mackey? Oh, 327 00:20:18.960 --> 00:20:22.319 gosh, forty two? Forty okay? Yeah, when it was nineteen and 328 00:20:22.319 --> 00:20:26.480 it's twenty one years ago. Ah okay, I was my understand there would 329 00:20:26.480 --> 00:20:30.440 be no math SDD is according to this jokes On, Dick happened to girls? 330 00:20:30.519 --> 00:20:34.319 Where and where? Oh? I remember the scene? I can't remember 331 00:20:34.319 --> 00:20:37.079 the answer. What is it? It's Detroit and Brooklyn, that's right. 332 00:20:38.079 --> 00:20:41.960 My next question is what is on the poster in the cafeteria. What does 333 00:20:41.000 --> 00:20:45.160 it say behind chef? Oh? I was thinking of another post and I 334 00:20:45.279 --> 00:20:48.960 was going to ask you about It's not It's not fruits are good. It's 335 00:20:48.000 --> 00:20:52.039 not the usual one, is it? What is it today? Exercise helps 336 00:20:52.079 --> 00:20:56.079 clean Nicole? Oh, he's not wrong. I like the one that's was 337 00:20:56.119 --> 00:20:59.799 it in this episode? Or the probably wasn't this episode? Not the Taally 338 00:20:59.839 --> 00:21:03.160 one? It was like music makes you free? And there's a cheezy dude 339 00:21:06.920 --> 00:21:10.960 who was miss chokes On Dick's only boyfriend? Was it Steven? Somebody it 340 00:21:11.200 --> 00:21:14.039 was. It was Stephen. I know who's really attractive guy who lost the 341 00:21:14.039 --> 00:21:17.400 bet for the Super Bowl. Indeed, Stephen Garrett's three days right. My 342 00:21:17.480 --> 00:21:22.359 final question is what kills Kenny? It's the boomerang from the Feral Kid from 343 00:21:22.400 --> 00:21:26.400 Mad Max two. Okay, the road Warrior now road Warrior in America or 344 00:21:26.440 --> 00:21:30.200 road warr in Australia, road Warrior in America. That just plan old mad 345 00:21:30.240 --> 00:21:33.519 Max two. What was the point of that? Because no one knew what 346 00:21:33.599 --> 00:21:37.559 Mad Max was? Ah, So the mad Max one wasn't a success, 347 00:21:37.599 --> 00:21:38.880 so Mad Max two was the first success in America, wasn't. Yeah, 348 00:21:38.880 --> 00:21:42.720 I mean Mad Max one was released in America, but they they re dubbed 349 00:21:42.720 --> 00:21:45.599 all the voices with American accents and it was no ship. Yeah, and 350 00:21:45.640 --> 00:21:51.359 it really only appeared in grindhouses and then drive in they redove Gibson, Yeah, 351 00:21:51.759 --> 00:21:52.599 when he wasn't a huge start at that point. No, No, 352 00:21:52.759 --> 00:21:56.640 I mean why did they thought we couldn't understand what we were saying? Is 353 00:21:56.680 --> 00:22:00.880 that probably? Yeah? That's wild? Right? It is a bit man 354 00:22:00.960 --> 00:22:06.279 a man. That's sheer arrogance, isn't it. They won't like it if 355 00:22:06.279 --> 00:22:07.519 they talk like a but they talk like us, then not watch it? 356 00:22:07.640 --> 00:22:12.839 That's right? And then do they watch it? I don't think they really 357 00:22:12.920 --> 00:22:15.960 did. So. Now when they watch Mad Max, do they watch the 358 00:22:17.000 --> 00:22:19.640 American version? I think that would watch the Australian version. Okay, I've 359 00:22:19.680 --> 00:22:25.079 come a long way, baby, any more questions for me? 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Speaking 378 00:23:30.240 --> 00:23:33.960 of Lototle teased for another upcoming episode of TV Launch Pot The Golden Girls. 379 00:23:34.519 --> 00:23:37.759 You think I did that by accent, I did not. Nothing I'd do 380 00:23:37.880 --> 00:23:41.640 is by accent, even jerking off a dog. Now, if you have 381 00:23:41.799 --> 00:23:45.640 joined the fourthing of Discount Slash Gone in a South Park patron in the last 382 00:23:45.680 --> 00:23:48.319 month, you'll get your name right out on the last episode of the month. 383 00:23:48.440 --> 00:23:51.599 So now for that. Unless you're a top tier support, I think 384 00:23:51.599 --> 00:23:55.119 you get named out on every episode of the show. Not at all confusing, 385 00:23:55.680 --> 00:23:59.599 all right. The original air date of Proper condom Use was August first, 386 00:23:59.599 --> 00:24:02.960 two thou and one. Written and directed by Trey Parker, the episode 387 00:24:03.039 --> 00:24:06.200 kicks off with what mister Davis, can you remember poor old j Low? 388 00:24:06.359 --> 00:24:08.759 Just copying it yet again from our friends Parker and Stone. Yeah. Not, 389 00:24:08.960 --> 00:24:11.440 oh, I guess because of the whole dress situation, I imagine so, 390 00:24:11.599 --> 00:24:17.680 but rounding it out with screen from your bitch as they burned with the 391 00:24:17.720 --> 00:24:21.640 magnifying glass a little extreme. Yeah, but Carton says, there's something going, 392 00:24:21.720 --> 00:24:22.279 very excited. Youve got to come see You got to come see it. 393 00:24:22.319 --> 00:24:26.359 I feel like lately it's always been Kenny and Can't have been hanging out 394 00:24:26.400 --> 00:24:27.160 doing something. He's not crazy, and he's like, you, guys, 395 00:24:27.319 --> 00:24:30.799 I'm not gonna want to miss this, So they go. He can't starts 396 00:24:30.880 --> 00:24:36.119 jerking off the dog called Garden. I had forgotten that this episode was where 397 00:24:36.200 --> 00:24:38.079 this happens. I knew there was a Red Rocket episode somewhere in there, 398 00:24:38.119 --> 00:24:45.160 but yeah, so when this happened so relatable, never related to Gardman Moore, 399 00:24:45.279 --> 00:24:47.279 You can you do it once in a few hours, guys, Jesus 400 00:24:49.400 --> 00:24:52.960 that. He explains that you know that the fifth grade has taught me about 401 00:24:52.000 --> 00:24:56.160 it and it's beating it off. Guys, don't you know this? And 402 00:24:56.519 --> 00:25:00.279 he jerks off another dog show dog starts jerking off, having a great time. 403 00:25:00.599 --> 00:25:03.920 Sharon and Randy meanwhile having air book club and stand interrupts but like, 404 00:25:03.039 --> 00:25:06.680 no, just go away, but we'll see We'll see you in a minute. 405 00:25:06.680 --> 00:25:08.440 They're trying to discuss some Steinbeck like grown ups. Yeah, and it 406 00:25:08.559 --> 00:25:11.480 goes into the gets to the background. It starts checking off this dog, 407 00:25:11.720 --> 00:25:15.559 and everyone on the other side of room is looking going are we Are you 408 00:25:15.599 --> 00:25:23.960 seeing what I'm seeing over there? Noise? It's amazing how any images he 409 00:25:25.039 --> 00:25:30.400 puts you right there and red ragged, red ragged, What the hell are 410 00:25:30.440 --> 00:25:33.240 you doing? I'm beating off the dog, red ragged, red ragged. 411 00:25:33.559 --> 00:25:37.240 You'll go to your room right now, my room? Why go Stanley? 412 00:25:38.599 --> 00:25:41.400 But he's been granded for ten months. He doesn't quite understand why they explained 413 00:25:41.400 --> 00:25:44.880 it this. It's not appropriate to do it in front of others or at 414 00:25:44.880 --> 00:25:48.640 all. It's not appropriate to check off the dog when we have company, 415 00:25:48.839 --> 00:25:52.160 yes, I mean never yes. So they try to explain you know it 416 00:25:52.279 --> 00:25:56.039 was his stuff coming out. How do you how do you explain what this 417 00:25:56.119 --> 00:26:00.440 stuff is to a child? I'm I'm gonna start my planning now. Well, 418 00:26:00.519 --> 00:26:03.240 let's the thing. We used to have books for this. I'm sure 419 00:26:03.240 --> 00:26:08.680 I've talked about. You know, where do I come from? This was 420 00:26:08.720 --> 00:26:11.440 a thing. This was the great thing about growing up in the seventies and 421 00:26:11.519 --> 00:26:17.000 eighties. I also had Pubody Blues. Well that wasn't That was the sort 422 00:26:17.000 --> 00:26:19.119 of the Mischokes on deck kind of approach to it, because you know, 423 00:26:19.200 --> 00:26:25.640 it was baby's first lesson and internalized misogyny. We watched that in high school 424 00:26:25.680 --> 00:26:27.200 in the early two thousands, Puberty Blues. They put it on I still 425 00:26:27.240 --> 00:26:34.319 having this girl going yamalmal yamal. But we had the books called and Ozzie's 426 00:26:34.319 --> 00:26:37.200 will be able to remember this, maybe even America. I'm too sure where 427 00:26:37.200 --> 00:26:37.920 it was, where it was, where it came from? But how my 428 00:26:37.960 --> 00:26:41.240 Body Works? Do you remember How my Body works? Books? I do 429 00:26:41.400 --> 00:26:44.480 not. They were huge in the nineties and they were really good and informative 430 00:26:44.519 --> 00:26:48.880 and sort of took a real cartoonish but educational approach to learning about how the 431 00:26:48.960 --> 00:26:52.599 body works. Well, so does where do I come from. I see. 432 00:26:52.599 --> 00:26:55.160 I was disappointed. I thought I was going to say, see you 433 00:26:55.240 --> 00:26:59.559 am hey? Over six million copies? Oh no, sorry, over two 434 00:26:59.599 --> 00:27:03.279 million sold. Was that like one of those books where it's what's it? 435 00:27:03.400 --> 00:27:07.519 What is it? In King of the Hill where she gives Bobby or no 436 00:27:07.039 --> 00:27:11.279 at the period? Remember remember she read a book about the roses or something. 437 00:27:11.480 --> 00:27:15.039 Oh yeah, well I never had to read anything like that. No, 438 00:27:15.240 --> 00:27:18.720 no, but that's what Peggy gets it from her mother about when a 439 00:27:18.759 --> 00:27:21.079 girl gets a period and that kind of thing which goes through changes. We 440 00:27:21.200 --> 00:27:22.559 never had a book like that. We had had My Body Works and we 441 00:27:22.640 --> 00:27:29.319 were made to watch puberty Blues. Interesting. Uh, look at the current 442 00:27:29.839 --> 00:27:32.960 or the shifting tones of sexuality over the time. I'm trying to type in 443 00:27:33.079 --> 00:27:36.519 where did I come from? The first thing that comes up? Where does 444 00:27:36.559 --> 00:27:42.920 the thing come from? And now we know the meme I put up. 445 00:27:42.920 --> 00:27:48.440 I did. Indeed, I got thoughts. I got a lot of thoughts 446 00:27:48.480 --> 00:27:53.759 and feelings. Anyway, we'll move on. But so basically stands in trouble, 447 00:27:53.799 --> 00:27:56.960 but essentially call me stands in trouble. Doesn't really know why. But 448 00:27:57.279 --> 00:28:02.920 here trying to explain, you know, a sexual thing you can't just be 449 00:28:02.960 --> 00:28:04.759 doing it to the dog. He's enjoying it a little bit more than he 450 00:28:04.759 --> 00:28:10.079 should be. It's not appropriate as it's best reality. And they realize here 451 00:28:10.359 --> 00:28:11.359 the school should be teaching these kind of things, but we shouldn't have to 452 00:28:11.400 --> 00:28:15.200 be doing it. So they get on the phone the PTA meeting and Sharon 453 00:28:15.240 --> 00:28:17.960 says that learning sexual things on the street is not appropriate that he'd be learning 454 00:28:18.039 --> 00:28:21.000 in the school. So I guess, he says, wait till the sixth 455 00:28:21.119 --> 00:28:22.799 Why they said wait till the sixth probably sixth grade? Sixth grade? Of 456 00:28:22.799 --> 00:28:25.319 course hees, wait till the sixth grade, and like no, no, 457 00:28:25.480 --> 00:28:27.359 no, Chef says, it's all part of being a kid. I agreed 458 00:28:27.519 --> 00:28:30.200 to an extent. I agreed to some extent. But this is the very 459 00:28:30.279 --> 00:28:33.759 early days of the internet. Now it's yeah, we're back in the wild 460 00:28:33.799 --> 00:28:37.799 West, folks. Yeah, it's just wiki Wiki. You can't protect your 461 00:28:37.839 --> 00:28:40.000 kid. Even if they don't have a phone or an iPad, one of 462 00:28:40.039 --> 00:28:42.079 their friends is going to have one. And that kid's always wanted to knows 463 00:28:42.119 --> 00:28:45.319 more shit and see what he's the kenny. Yeah, so check this shit 464 00:28:45.359 --> 00:28:47.720 out and then next thing you know, your kids seeing the glass bottom boat. 465 00:28:49.400 --> 00:28:52.960 But oh yeah, they can see. We're going to be teaching sex 466 00:28:52.039 --> 00:28:56.680 education in the school your children with the knowledge. Mister Macklin though, he 467 00:28:57.119 --> 00:29:02.160 takes the class and I just love the way he says Venus and Jan by 468 00:29:02.160 --> 00:29:03.160 the way, sorry, just to roll the tape Inack a little bit. 469 00:29:03.640 --> 00:29:07.039 You mentioned she's like, these kids need to get education from the school. 470 00:29:07.359 --> 00:29:11.880 School. Yes, yeah, but basically Maclin doesn't they know what he's talking 471 00:29:11.880 --> 00:29:14.160 about. It shows you that to me and the next person that last gets 472 00:29:14.200 --> 00:29:17.680 a referral, I thought, dude, have anywhere ahead? That indigoes mister 473 00:29:17.759 --> 00:29:19.160 Mackie. He doesn't know what's going on. It's been twenty one years. 474 00:29:19.240 --> 00:29:22.400 But then miss chokes on Dick. She takes the girls classes. She's all 475 00:29:22.400 --> 00:29:26.960 about teaching STDs and just instilling fear in the kids. I'd still gonna give 476 00:29:26.039 --> 00:29:30.119 this little pittu of herpes. Just the line reader was the other one. 477 00:29:30.240 --> 00:29:33.160 She showed herbies and something else chlamydia. I think it might have been. 478 00:29:33.279 --> 00:29:36.720 Yeah, but sex is about disease, you know. She shows the picks. 479 00:29:37.000 --> 00:29:38.160 Then the boy's go and talk to Chef because he's their go to guy. 480 00:29:38.359 --> 00:29:41.240 They need to know something. Chef always is open with them. Hello, 481 00:29:41.359 --> 00:29:45.920 there are children. Yeh Oh is sexual education class going? It's dumb. 482 00:29:45.960 --> 00:29:48.720 Mister McKie doesn't teach us nothing. Yeah, I don't think on mcan 483 00:29:48.799 --> 00:29:52.640 knows how i'men from a hysterectomy and chokes on dick. I'd be surprised if 484 00:29:52.720 --> 00:29:56.599 she's ever gotten lead in her life. Yeah, Jeff, what's leab? 485 00:29:57.599 --> 00:30:00.079 Oh? Nothing, but the boy decide here, we're gonna have to ask 486 00:30:00.119 --> 00:30:03.359 the girls, you know, because they know what's going on, and they 487 00:30:03.440 --> 00:30:04.599 go to ask them. Of course they all run in fear. They've been 488 00:30:04.640 --> 00:30:08.920 scared straight by miss Yes, miss c it's just the miseducation. If they 489 00:30:08.960 --> 00:30:11.839 just think that they're going to get it from the guys, the don't realize 490 00:30:11.839 --> 00:30:15.640 it's going to be from intercourse. Yes, a mutual experience. Yes. 491 00:30:15.640 --> 00:30:17.279 They say they're going to get AIDS and don't want to get that. I 492 00:30:17.319 --> 00:30:19.920 don't want to get the aids. He's just he's the old man of the 493 00:30:19.960 --> 00:30:23.400 group, isn't he is? Yeah, But they go to get some condoms. 494 00:30:23.440 --> 00:30:26.119 They decide to go get some condoms. When goes back to get some 495 00:30:26.240 --> 00:30:32.000 the milk box, did you see that? Yeah, they asked the chemist 496 00:30:32.799 --> 00:30:34.200 can we get some condoms? He's not. He doesn'tink it's appropriate. The 497 00:30:34.279 --> 00:30:37.680 female chemist, though, she says, you know, we must offer it 498 00:30:37.720 --> 00:30:38.960 to him if they ask for We can't say no because the last thing we 499 00:30:40.039 --> 00:30:42.880 want is people having sex unprotected. And what the brand is going to want 500 00:30:42.880 --> 00:30:45.680 A trivia question, it was a little Gladiators, now gladiated. Little minis 501 00:30:45.759 --> 00:30:51.960 little minutes that's right for Maximus protection five ninety five for fifty and the mouse 502 00:30:52.039 --> 00:30:53.440 is it's just wrongish they shouldn't be teaching him so young. But then that 503 00:30:53.519 --> 00:30:57.640 they buy the condoms. Mackie is now at Miss chokes On Dick's house and 504 00:30:57.880 --> 00:31:00.759 she teaches him what oral sexiest because he has no idea. I kind of 505 00:31:00.759 --> 00:31:03.559 felt bad for MACKI oh yeah, because he explains how, you know, 506 00:31:04.319 --> 00:31:07.599 there would be people like this in the world who have just bullied relentlessly in 507 00:31:07.599 --> 00:31:11.000 schooled to the point where they had no self confidence. Well, this is 508 00:31:11.039 --> 00:31:12.319 a you know, kind of a precursor of the forty year old virgin in 509 00:31:12.359 --> 00:31:15.000 a lot of ways, isn't it true? And then you just sort of 510 00:31:15.240 --> 00:31:19.000 you build it up to the point where you just you build up too much, 511 00:31:19.160 --> 00:31:22.279 like it's just sex. I mean, sex is never just just sex, 512 00:31:22.640 --> 00:31:26.319 but it's blacks. It's not necessarily as complicated as you make it out, 513 00:31:26.319 --> 00:31:29.720 but at the same time, it is also very much as complicated as 514 00:31:29.720 --> 00:31:33.119 the way you make it out to me when you're talented as us too. 515 00:31:33.319 --> 00:31:37.960 Well, yeah, but she's still a version as well, all those lessons 516 00:31:37.000 --> 00:31:40.799 from cranking up the dog. Yeah, she's still a vision. I'm not 517 00:31:40.839 --> 00:31:44.839 ashamed of it. And she once had a boyfriend who debated her for three 518 00:31:44.920 --> 00:31:47.519 days. And they really make you feel sympathy for these two, don't they. 519 00:31:48.440 --> 00:31:52.119 Where You're like, these guys are going to fuck you come from the 520 00:31:52.160 --> 00:31:55.759 get go. But they they work for each other, don't they. Well 521 00:31:55.759 --> 00:31:59.000 they do it. I mean I loved how when they finally get down to 522 00:31:59.119 --> 00:32:02.799 it, there's sort of mutual enthusiasm. I don't know, it makes them 523 00:32:02.799 --> 00:32:07.319 pretty good at Yeah, there's never she's never met a man as sexually unappealing 524 00:32:07.480 --> 00:32:10.559 as her. But back to the lesson plan all sex, the boys now 525 00:32:10.599 --> 00:32:13.599 reading instructions and they had to put on the condom. Basically, it's just 526 00:32:13.680 --> 00:32:17.240 butter, It's just he's the fall guy. Yeah, I didn't a bad 527 00:32:17.440 --> 00:32:22.279 tweets rub bad. I had this horrible feeling that was just gonna end badly 528 00:32:22.359 --> 00:32:25.200 for yeah, cut off the blood and I was like I was watching, 529 00:32:25.279 --> 00:32:30.839 going oh, don't do that, and it was great at the end, 530 00:32:30.480 --> 00:32:36.720 one of us going to have to help Timmy and the idea of not knowing 531 00:32:36.759 --> 00:32:38.400 what a little bit the end was for a little little sucker for the for 532 00:32:38.480 --> 00:32:43.640 the But how well do you think a student should be when they learn about 533 00:32:43.680 --> 00:32:47.920 proper kind of muse kindergarten? Kindergarten. We've got to get to the students 534 00:32:49.000 --> 00:32:54.160 before they start having sex, not after. Oh now this is getting ridiculous. 535 00:32:54.440 --> 00:32:58.960 I have to agree with miss silks on that it's our responsibility to make 536 00:32:59.000 --> 00:33:01.640 sure our kids are safe. They're going to screw around, Mister Adler, 537 00:33:01.799 --> 00:33:06.079 this was top tier for me. Make sure Couter schefferd are going to be 538 00:33:06.119 --> 00:33:15.319 screwing around. Payoff for that catchphrase. But just get the notion of Garrison 539 00:33:15.400 --> 00:33:22.680 teaching second cutting him teaching kinder kids, and Jenny thinks as the condor teaching 540 00:33:22.839 --> 00:33:25.559 about you know, sexually transmit about a bugger of a film just wants to 541 00:33:25.599 --> 00:33:30.079 do fingerprints, and let him do print and he shows them how to put 542 00:33:30.079 --> 00:33:37.119 the condom on with his Mouth Classic chose on Dick now now discussing the most 543 00:33:37.160 --> 00:33:42.000 horrible diseases, most horrible disease which is pregnancy, and shows the miracle of 544 00:33:42.079 --> 00:33:44.559 childbirth. I thought I'm going to show a full fledged video. They showed 545 00:33:44.599 --> 00:33:45.599 clips, but it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. 546 00:33:45.839 --> 00:33:52.519 Yeah, their idea of restraint or discretion, this was restrained for them. 547 00:33:52.680 --> 00:33:55.759 Yes, is to show the afterbirth from a cow. Yes, but 548 00:33:57.200 --> 00:34:02.480 I'm shows in a lot of pain. Oh that's right. Not just to 549 00:34:02.599 --> 00:34:06.640 throw a random movie guys into going down to south Back. But there are 550 00:34:06.920 --> 00:34:07.840 two movies out at the moment when I've seen them. One I haven't, 551 00:34:08.039 --> 00:34:13.519 but the first Omen is now on Disney Plus and Immaculate starring a friend of 552 00:34:13.519 --> 00:34:17.320 the Pod Sydney Sweeney Be a friend of the Pod Sydney Sweeney, both dealing 553 00:34:17.480 --> 00:34:24.920 with childbirth. The first Omen depicting a very kind of a way, so 554 00:34:25.920 --> 00:34:30.480 high recommendation for me, it was really good. Okay, I've never seen 555 00:34:30.519 --> 00:34:36.599 any of the OMEN films. Oh did you go while? Did you go 556 00:34:36.679 --> 00:34:37.679 ape for the plan of the Apes for a little while and watch a whole 557 00:34:37.679 --> 00:34:39.880 bunch of them on Disney And they've actually watched them. I haven't watched them 558 00:34:39.960 --> 00:34:42.639 yet. Oh, yes, you talked a good game. It's a good 559 00:34:42.639 --> 00:34:44.400 game. But I thought, I'm gonna have to want to watch these back 560 00:34:44.400 --> 00:34:45.440 to back to back, and every time I go to me, they're too 561 00:34:45.519 --> 00:34:49.400 tired. I'm just just over the time. I'll go on to watch them 562 00:34:49.440 --> 00:34:52.719 and not have to break it up. I understand completely. I imagine that 563 00:34:52.719 --> 00:34:57.360 they're probably got all the omens on Disney Plus as well with the Fox. 564 00:34:57.480 --> 00:35:00.679 Yeah, okay, Disney Plus surprises me. It's got some far out shit 565 00:35:00.760 --> 00:35:05.559 on there. It's got some bangers, like what I watched the other day, 566 00:35:07.119 --> 00:35:08.360 What was Lost? Anyway, we're gonna be little lost on the TV 567 00:35:08.480 --> 00:35:12.159 launch pot. I just thought all these random, awesome shows I've always wanted 568 00:35:12.159 --> 00:35:14.239 to watch. Yeah, it's all on Disney Plus. It's not just for 569 00:35:14.360 --> 00:35:17.800 kids. I promise We're not trying to shield Disney Plus, but we would. 570 00:35:19.480 --> 00:35:22.280 But of all the streaming services, I think that's one it appeals to 571 00:35:22.360 --> 00:35:23.880 me the most. Okay, yeah, it's got some great of everything, 572 00:35:23.920 --> 00:35:28.079 you know I am. Of course, we doesn't have South Park though, 573 00:35:29.079 --> 00:35:34.440 despite the fact that it now has ads very partial Amazon Prime. Amazon Prime 574 00:35:34.440 --> 00:35:37.079 has ads. Yeah, yeah, and there's also Tuby. I've never used 575 00:35:37.119 --> 00:35:42.440 Tuby. It's got ads every once in a while. But it's also just 576 00:35:42.480 --> 00:35:45.280 like a jenky old video shop. Nice one, you know what. The 577 00:35:45.320 --> 00:35:49.480 best one is south Park Studios dot com for the purpose of this podcast, 578 00:35:52.079 --> 00:35:54.599 but basically, yeah, So she's showing the birth and the girls now under 579 00:35:54.599 --> 00:35:57.639 the assumption that, oh, the boys just give it to us because you 580 00:35:57.719 --> 00:36:00.239 know, it's because we have sex with them, and they give it us. 581 00:36:00.400 --> 00:36:01.079 They're the enemy. So they go. They saw him off. She 582 00:36:01.400 --> 00:36:05.039 looks to see where they're going, sees mister Mackie checks out his ass. 583 00:36:05.440 --> 00:36:07.719 That's right, that's right. The condonoms are now driving the boys crazy. 584 00:36:07.719 --> 00:36:14.719 They're really itchy. Come throwt in the bin. It's just a it's a 585 00:36:14.800 --> 00:36:17.519 great Cartman moment that it doesn't go in the bin. It just hits the 586 00:36:17.599 --> 00:36:22.159 bin, expplodes everywhere I care. But he sees Cartman putting on another condom. 587 00:36:22.199 --> 00:36:24.079 What are you doing? And this is where they realize they get it 588 00:36:24.119 --> 00:36:27.960 from intercourse with girls. So they leave in a rage, and mister Mackie 589 00:36:28.000 --> 00:36:32.199 sees mischekes on dick in the diagram changes in his mind. Garrison's now teaching 590 00:36:32.199 --> 00:36:38.000 different positions missionaire yeah, little bone betried and you who Doggie yeah, Pa 591 00:36:38.239 --> 00:36:43.000 Driva. If you're a fan of everything we do here at going down to 592 00:36:43.039 --> 00:36:45.559 South Park, but you're tired of hearing those pesky ads, then you'll absolutely 593 00:36:45.719 --> 00:36:50.360 love being a member of the Forefinger Discount Family on Patreon, where you not 594 00:36:50.440 --> 00:36:53.679 only get access to over one hundred hours of bonus podcasts, but you'll also 595 00:36:53.719 --> 00:36:58.599 get access to this show early and ad free every single week, as well 596 00:36:58.599 --> 00:37:01.480 as access to an exclusive Facebook and Discord communities. So go ahead, have 597 00:37:01.559 --> 00:37:05.840 yourselves the time by joining the family today for as little as just one dollar 598 00:37:05.880 --> 00:37:09.400 per month at patreon dot com slash for think a discount. Okay, children, 599 00:37:09.440 --> 00:37:13.960 Now I want to review the different sexual positions. Who can tell me 600 00:37:14.000 --> 00:37:20.199 which sexual positions we talked about? Missionary position? Missionary position good, little 601 00:37:20.239 --> 00:37:23.239 boring but tried and true. What else, Doggie? That's right, Doggy 602 00:37:23.320 --> 00:37:29.239 style. We went over piled driver. Uh huh, pile driver position. 603 00:37:29.400 --> 00:37:32.639 Good quake, the filthy Sanchas, Yes, good, Florie, you remember 604 00:37:32.679 --> 00:37:37.800 the filthy Sanchez hot color. Yes, you can give your partner the old 605 00:37:37.840 --> 00:37:42.599 hot car all sure. I looked them all up. Horrific hot color is 606 00:37:42.679 --> 00:37:45.199 real. They're all real, and it's all as I said, most of 607 00:37:45.239 --> 00:37:49.719 them. The ones that you don't know are usually the ones and here if 608 00:37:49.719 --> 00:37:52.360 you don't know where they are, it's usually ship related. It's poo relate, 609 00:37:52.400 --> 00:37:57.079 it's polated pooing in mouths. And one of them was putting clean wrap 610 00:37:57.159 --> 00:38:00.519 over your mouth. So on. Oh yeah, that's the hot line the 611 00:38:00.559 --> 00:38:04.760 whole lunch. What are we doing? People? Do this ship? You 612 00:38:04.840 --> 00:38:07.840 did it? Didn't you? I never did? Guy looked at me, 613 00:38:07.960 --> 00:38:12.559 like, do I tell this story? We already told one story? Do 614 00:38:12.760 --> 00:38:15.000 I go the whole home? So to speak? No? Never, No, 615 00:38:15.239 --> 00:38:17.199 I never have. But the boys arrived and the girls have built their 616 00:38:17.199 --> 00:38:20.239 stronghold, and this is where I thought, guys gonna have fun with this. 617 00:38:20.599 --> 00:38:25.000 Did indeed? Mad Max two the funniest. It's all these all these 618 00:38:25.039 --> 00:38:29.599 South Park kids, like you tell them, but just walk away and he 619 00:38:29.639 --> 00:38:35.440 does the perfect humongous boys, Lord, humongous, just walk away. It's 620 00:38:35.480 --> 00:38:40.360 pretty good. I got to rewatch Man Max too, absolute banger. The 621 00:38:40.400 --> 00:38:45.559 first one. Yes, it's I know where everyone Loveshy Road. Do you 622 00:38:45.599 --> 00:38:47.639 have to watch the first one before you watch? No, that's the great 623 00:38:47.639 --> 00:38:52.440 thing about the Mad Max saga. They're all these there are all these stories 624 00:38:52.519 --> 00:38:58.519 that are like not urban legends, but yeah, they're myths about this mysterious 625 00:38:58.519 --> 00:39:01.519 figure called Max occasionally comes in. Like things were bad, but then yeah, 626 00:39:01.559 --> 00:39:05.119 the Road Warrior walked in out of the desert and helped us out. 627 00:39:05.119 --> 00:39:07.000 It was great, and then he vanished. We never saw him again. 628 00:39:07.320 --> 00:39:10.960 He lives now only in my memories. That's fair. And they're all a 629 00:39:12.000 --> 00:39:15.239 bit like that. Okay, shit's happening and Max comes into it. Yeah, 630 00:39:15.480 --> 00:39:17.559 really good. I know everyone loves Through the Road and thinks it's a 631 00:39:17.599 --> 00:39:21.960 bona fide classic. It is, it's really really good. But mine Mad 632 00:39:22.039 --> 00:39:24.320 Max two, okay, The Road Warrior the best motion picture of the Australia 633 00:39:24.360 --> 00:39:30.199 has ever produced. Really, Oh yeah, fucking marvelous. I ain't gonna 634 00:39:30.199 --> 00:39:31.320 have to watch. I've never seen number two. Have you never seen Mad 635 00:39:31.320 --> 00:39:37.519 Max two? No? Next, Mad Max two is gonna happen. You 636 00:39:37.599 --> 00:39:40.480 know. My connection is to Bad Max. In the franchise, they use 637 00:39:40.559 --> 00:39:45.480 my Auntie's house to film a part a scene from part one where Mad where 638 00:39:45.639 --> 00:39:47.159 malg gives some wakes up or something in an apartment or something. Oh yeah, 639 00:39:47.440 --> 00:39:51.679 and that was filmed down here in Geelong. Wow, in like bay 640 00:39:51.719 --> 00:39:54.159 or lawn or something. Yeah, yeah, sort of around the coast. 641 00:39:54.199 --> 00:39:58.159 Absolutely, and there are also a lot of the car chases were filmed between 642 00:39:58.199 --> 00:40:00.079 Gelong and Melbourne. Yeah, so they use my auntie's house. You wonder 643 00:40:00.119 --> 00:40:02.880 why we are the way we are paid her fuck a money said, look, 644 00:40:02.880 --> 00:40:06.599 we just needed to film a couple of scenes. I was gonna wake 645 00:40:06.639 --> 00:40:07.840 up byh blah nothing, no big deal now gives it wasn't a huge start 646 00:40:07.840 --> 00:40:12.159 at that point. So he was fashing out of dramaskay fucking destroyed the place 647 00:40:12.199 --> 00:40:14.800 because she signed this contract. Apparently there was a cause that said we can 648 00:40:14.880 --> 00:40:16.360 do what we want, but they just told her verbally, oh were going 649 00:40:16.400 --> 00:40:20.880 to look after the place. They fucking destroyed it because of all the equipment 650 00:40:20.920 --> 00:40:22.760 that's set up and things like that. And then it's left and sh had 651 00:40:22.760 --> 00:40:27.719 to cover the costs. Ah, yeah that sucks. Yeah, so she 652 00:40:27.800 --> 00:40:30.920 got fucked over by the mad Max films. I understand why you haven't watched 653 00:40:30.960 --> 00:40:35.039 now. That pisses me off. Yeah, it was. It's pretty if 654 00:40:35.360 --> 00:40:37.320 when you think about, yeah you can use my sure you can. She 655 00:40:37.840 --> 00:40:43.599 barely got paid anything for it. They fucked up her house. It wasn't 656 00:40:43.639 --> 00:40:46.440 from like action sequences. It was just setting up ship, scratched walls, 657 00:40:46.480 --> 00:40:51.320 holes in walls, changed the lighting around, in all fainous. It was 658 00:40:51.400 --> 00:40:53.760 George Miller's first film, still learning what he was doing. Of course he's 659 00:40:53.760 --> 00:40:57.440 probably now worth two hundred million dollars. Throw some money. Yeah, but 660 00:40:57.559 --> 00:41:00.840 she watched the film. That was a nice house I had once. Oh 661 00:41:00.880 --> 00:41:02.480 god damn. But they they did make their money back though, because I 662 00:41:02.519 --> 00:41:06.480 was able to sell it as the mad Max House, like the Mad Max 663 00:41:06.519 --> 00:41:07.880 House, but Mad Max was filmed in his house. That's a happy ending. 664 00:41:08.000 --> 00:41:10.480 Yeah, she got some a nice return, a nice little full, 665 00:41:10.519 --> 00:41:14.559 so happy endings for this episode. But yeah, they did get a good 666 00:41:14.599 --> 00:41:15.840 return. Yes, they got more than what it would have been worth had 667 00:41:15.880 --> 00:41:19.360 Mad Max not been filmed in there. Okay, we now feel a house 668 00:41:20.599 --> 00:41:22.559 at first? Are you walking? You're like, the fuck over to my 669 00:41:22.639 --> 00:41:28.000 house? The fuck? But do you give any connections to films like that 670 00:41:28.719 --> 00:41:30.960 where something really close loss on in the family was in a film or whatever, 671 00:41:31.119 --> 00:41:35.679 Like what's your talk a big known film? What's your closest connection to 672 00:41:35.719 --> 00:41:40.280 a big known film? I was, I was in a film with Hugo 673 00:41:40.360 --> 00:41:44.960 Weaving. That's cool. Was it the Matrix? No, it's called the 674 00:41:45.039 --> 00:41:46.880 Interview. Okay, did he interview you? No? He did not. 675 00:41:47.159 --> 00:41:52.039 I was. I was a playing clothes cop, but I was. I 676 00:41:52.119 --> 00:41:54.119 was basically glorified extra, didn't. Did you ever speaking wrong? No? 677 00:41:54.239 --> 00:41:58.519 I didn't. But I am in the credits as Robert Davis. Robert Davis. 678 00:41:58.559 --> 00:42:00.719 Would you want to be known as Robert Davis if you're an actor? 679 00:42:00.039 --> 00:42:04.039 I don't know. No. I think I think i've yes when my showed 680 00:42:04.119 --> 00:42:06.960 his career inevitably happens. No, I think I want to be known as 681 00:42:07.000 --> 00:42:08.400 Guy Davis. That's what you've just become now, isn't it. It's my 682 00:42:08.519 --> 00:42:14.679 brand, your brand. But getting back to South Park, of course, 683 00:42:14.760 --> 00:42:16.719 I wasn't extra in a Jackie chan movie. Yeah, which one? It's 684 00:42:16.719 --> 00:42:21.000 called mister NICs guy. And what was your role? I was the mister 685 00:42:21.639 --> 00:42:24.280 Well, you really know, I was just some chump that Jackie ran past 686 00:42:25.559 --> 00:42:28.480 you. Actually you were just on the street. They'll just fill me on 687 00:42:28.519 --> 00:42:30.920 that street. You can get a burrito, get him out of the show. 688 00:42:32.039 --> 00:42:37.039 Mackey and chokes On Dick are now reading books lesson plan of Secretion of 689 00:42:37.039 --> 00:42:38.440 bodily fluids. I've already covered that. Let's go, let's have a drink, 690 00:42:38.719 --> 00:42:42.239 and he checks out her ass while she's getting some drinks to discuss, 691 00:42:42.719 --> 00:42:45.280 discuss nerve endings. And then it's on, Oh yeah, oh this is 692 00:42:45.400 --> 00:42:50.119 wrong. It doesn't feel wrong. What do you What do you do when 693 00:42:50.119 --> 00:42:52.360 you think about me? Touch yourself? Oh? Go crazy? I go 694 00:42:52.519 --> 00:42:57.760 crazy. They take the clothes off and it was just beautifully done, wasn't 695 00:42:57.800 --> 00:43:00.440 it. It really was. This is a love making scene, not a 696 00:43:00.519 --> 00:43:06.559 sex good for you, guys. They found each other in each other's groove 697 00:43:07.119 --> 00:43:09.840 literally and figuratively. Good on them, But they asked about the condom. 698 00:43:09.920 --> 00:43:14.360 Ah, fuck it. The kids then rage wore on each other. They 699 00:43:14.400 --> 00:43:15.559 shoot each other with nail guns. That happened in Mad Max too, Now 700 00:43:15.599 --> 00:43:17.440 guns getting shot at each other? Do I believe? So? I don't 701 00:43:17.440 --> 00:43:21.880 believe, say okay, but the townspeople they feel the bang of when they 702 00:43:21.960 --> 00:43:24.320 explode everything. What the fuck was that? And choke? Some dick explains 703 00:43:24.360 --> 00:43:27.639 this is all my fault because I didn't mention that they need to have sex 704 00:43:27.760 --> 00:43:30.920 first, and Chef says, you know, sex, it's emotional and spiritual. 705 00:43:30.960 --> 00:43:34.760 Should be taught by family, family. Well, that leads back to 706 00:43:34.840 --> 00:43:37.960 what I was saying. The mechanics is taught by the professionals. The emotional 707 00:43:37.000 --> 00:43:39.599 component is taught by the ones you love. Penis goes into here. If 708 00:43:39.639 --> 00:43:45.480 you want to find out why it goes into human dad, that's a really 709 00:43:45.519 --> 00:43:46.880 good way. But this is how babies are made. But why we make 710 00:43:46.920 --> 00:43:52.440 babies. This is how babies made. This is why babies. We just 711 00:43:52.519 --> 00:43:54.960 solved it. We fixed it, fixed it, Yeah, we did it. 712 00:43:57.280 --> 00:43:59.840 So you know it should be taught by frim They all agree they are 713 00:44:00.199 --> 00:44:04.039 on the right age seventeen. Well, I love you to saying no, 714 00:44:04.280 --> 00:44:06.239 it's got to be taught by families. Otherwise you're going to get, you 715 00:44:06.280 --> 00:44:07.440 know, someone who doesn't know what they're doing, or someone who's got the 716 00:44:07.679 --> 00:44:10.400 mix statitude about it, or even even a complete pervert. Why do you 717 00:44:10.480 --> 00:44:15.519 pay the may for me? Though? That felt almost cheap for south Park. 718 00:44:15.679 --> 00:44:19.039 That felt like an obvious gay the south I wouldn't normally go for. 719 00:44:19.119 --> 00:44:22.480 That felt like a Simpsons season seventeen game. Look I didn't I like my 720 00:44:23.320 --> 00:44:28.360 what are you looking at me? Before? I don't know. I guess 721 00:44:29.440 --> 00:44:31.920 any garrison is good garrison. Anything that calls him out as the you love 722 00:44:32.000 --> 00:44:35.719 your Garrison, Oh, absolutely as anything, calls him out as a pervert 723 00:44:35.760 --> 00:44:39.280 that he is is fine by me. But seventeen apparently is the age consent 724 00:44:39.360 --> 00:44:43.920 in Colorado. Oh ah, al right, that makes that's why Chef's like, 725 00:44:43.960 --> 00:44:47.679 nope, you're ready, seventeen seventy when it does the bed rocket as 726 00:44:47.719 --> 00:44:52.440 everyone watches, and then we get Garrison reading some more sex positions over the 727 00:44:52.599 --> 00:44:54.760 credits. So the wrap around, butt grab, the reverse Cowgirl, the 728 00:44:54.800 --> 00:44:59.159 heart Lunch, donkey punch, the glass bottom boat, the fish Eye, 729 00:44:59.280 --> 00:45:00.920 and the Chili, many of which you don't want to look up. Yeah, 730 00:45:01.280 --> 00:45:05.320 there were one or two that I knew or knew about what the fish 731 00:45:05.360 --> 00:45:09.920 eye is. I don't but hang on, no, I just good to 732 00:45:09.920 --> 00:45:13.159 look it up, just google it. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna explain 733 00:45:13.199 --> 00:45:16.039 that ship on this show. Ruin your own. It's very degrading. I'll 734 00:45:16.079 --> 00:45:20.360 say that. Well, Donkey punchang great, none of them, None of 735 00:45:20.440 --> 00:45:22.519 these are. Some of these seem like they'd have to be a mutual agreement 736 00:45:22.559 --> 00:45:25.280 between the two for this to happen. Oh yeah, if you're going to 737 00:45:25.639 --> 00:45:30.719 do anything that Garrison to talk to your partner beforehand. Well, a lot 738 00:45:30.760 --> 00:45:32.199 of these require a team effort. Yeah, this is not a surprise party, 739 00:45:32.239 --> 00:45:35.760 no no, but a couple of these are catching someone off guard, 740 00:45:35.800 --> 00:45:39.239 and I'm like, I don't think that's cool. That's not rape, right, 741 00:45:39.559 --> 00:45:44.920 sexual assaults, I would say, at the at the very least, 742 00:45:44.960 --> 00:45:50.920 it's bad manners. Giving it a title doesn't make it okay. All right, 743 00:45:51.079 --> 00:45:52.679 but that's our review. I'll probably condom use. Yeah, like you 744 00:45:52.719 --> 00:45:55.480 said, as you were saying earlier, you nailed it where it feels like 745 00:45:55.639 --> 00:45:58.920 we've got a hot button topic here, We're gonna do it in a fun 746 00:45:58.960 --> 00:46:00.679 wave, but also educate you where the next episode we're going to be reviewing 747 00:46:00.679 --> 00:46:07.559 in just a few moments tally is just wow. Exatings has zero nutritional value. 748 00:46:07.920 --> 00:46:10.119 But it doesn't it doesn't depending on how you watch it. That's a 749 00:46:10.159 --> 00:46:12.840 good point. Yeah, all right, guys, thank you so much for 750 00:46:12.920 --> 00:46:15.719 support here at Going Down to South. But I don't forget rate reviews on 751 00:46:15.760 --> 00:46:17.880 Apple Podcasts, Spotify at review do find this show, and if you do 752 00:46:19.559 --> 00:46:22.119 have some speed dollar reduce in your pocket, we would appreciate if you could 753 00:46:22.159 --> 00:46:23.639 support us on Patreon as well for a little it's just two dollars per month 754 00:46:23.679 --> 00:46:27.599 and supporting us on Patreon, and you also get access to the show early 755 00:46:27.880 --> 00:46:30.360 and ad free, So if you don't like those pesky ads, you can 756 00:46:30.400 --> 00:46:32.960 you hear the show ad free and early on our patreons. If you want 757 00:46:32.960 --> 00:46:37.360 to hear a tailor review right now, be a Patreon and you can be 758 00:46:37.400 --> 00:46:38.880 listening to it. Yeah, after all, these dogs are'm going to jerk 759 00:46:38.880 --> 00:46:43.400 themselves exactly right? So is that your final words? No, my Final 760 00:46:43.440 --> 00:46:45.320 Words podcast not done yet, that's right,