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you think I'm scared to haul off and hit you with some birthdays before we
get to audio. I got one birthday that I want to get out of
the way before you hit those birthdays. I know it's not your birthday.
I know it's not Malcolm's birthday. Those birthdays are one day apart. I
don't know if it's JJ's birthday, but I feel like JJ would have had
some balloons or something in there. I would have came in here. Hat
had been crown a queen slash. No, my sweet little Koala bear.
Mister Chad is old as hell today, yeah, or Buddy, I don't
know if you got to run into him the other night after the film they
were him and Chris and Trim were there for the late night of the nine
o'clock film, So we saw the Bastards of Soul kind of parts of it.
An unfinished documentary the other day at Alamo Drafthouseedars fun fun night seeing all
the people. Not fun the contentnecessarily of the of the film. It's all
about Chadwick passing away, and it was incredibly emotional but beautiful little film.
But it is funny that no matter how sad the content might be, mister
Chad is still in it and it's still damn funny. Yeah, he's got
some good lines in that. He's got some great lines in it. Guy's
a funny dude. Who've had him on the air before. He and Chris
or any of your friends are welcome up here any damn time, because always
fun. Well, Happy birthday, mister Chad, Happy birthday, Little Koala
taking him out for a nice seafood on Monday. No, probably not,
No, I'm gonna call him and watch some Monday night football. I have
a dinner date tonight. Really, where are you going? It's me and
Christina of course, another hot couple, Cash and marry. No pastor Michael's
in town. Really my video game friend. Okay, he comes up like
once a year, maybe I'm gon have dinner tonight. Y'all going to Hooters?
Yeah, I'm taking Hooters. Take pastor Michael, He's an ass hot
hot hot. Say look at all that, Michael, look at those that
could all be yours? Can I like those? Uh? President Joe Biden
eighty one years old today, Sleepy Joe, Sleepy Joe wrapper future is forty.
There's a name I know well and I don't know too much about.
I feel like I've heard the name for a long, long long time and
I couldnot pick him out of an oral lineup. How about Joe Walsh?
Could you pick him out of a line out easily? Yeah? Seventy six
years old? Good for him? That one, I am tired. I
think would make it to seventy six. That's when he was recording his most
recent album. They turned the mic on, asking what direction we want to
go with this? Nam sixty seven years old today, the Forever Hot bo
Derek Really Yeah, Okay, the numbers. I was just doing a metal
check to make sure she was still with us, and I guess she is.
Yeah, I hope so. But there's always a chance I screw up.
Well, I feel like we lost to some bombshells. Recently, Suzanne
Summers would be one of them. Yeah, yeah, sure, I know
that one hurts him. Bo Derek, no kids, never had kids?
Really? Yeah? Oh I don't know if that. Did you ever see
ten? Oh? Yeah, a bunch? Yeah, it felt like that
was on HBO like every five minutes back in the day. Do you remember
the little HBO booklet you'd get you to look ahead and you would highlight the
wankables HM for the weekend. When do I hope mom and Dad are at
dinner? Just line it all up. I've said it many times too,
when like Cinemax, there he is just looking up every movie with Lily Tomlin
in it. Okay, it wasn't my choice that I loved Lily Tomlin,
not up to that point. But like you watch Cinemax and the movie Stars
and they do the little intro thing, and all you want is to see
the letter N. Even more importantly, you want to see the letter in,
but you really want to see strong sexual content. Yeah, but N
was the big cutoff. Just give it to me, please, yes,
Because in your the in for nudity also could mean like a comedy boob,
so that was working hand in hand with strong sexual content. You knew that
you were going to get your your money's worth. That's what made Airplane the
greatest movie of all time. The comedy boobs, funny, yeah, and
beautiful. Mike d at the East Boys fifty eight years old today, nineteen
eighty two. On this date, Drew Barrymore hosted Saturday Night Live at age
seven? Did you know that happen? Probably? Yeah? Yeah, I
probably did. But and what year did you say? Eighty two? Okay?
I mean that's a might near review on that. Yeah, that was
early Eddie Murphy years. I believe it's gotta be bad, right put Joe
Piscopo Brad Hall. That woman has lived a life. Yeah, she has
hosted SNL at seven though that she was huge yea yeah, huge child like
the et baby who does that at seven? Is there any chance she was
hilarious? M god? No. On this date, nineteen thirty one,
US granted a patent for the first ever electric razor, invented by Jacob Schick.
What a day. Wow. In nineteen eighty five, on this date,
the release of Microsoft Windows one point zero. What year eighty six?
Eighty five? Eighty five? Damn things have changed and They just updated our
computer from that exact version just two weeks ago. And look at us,
the production one. Now we shine in all right. Time to enter the
Ghost Pepper Pavilion. Scorching hot things happen in this area. We recorded a
bunch of predictions on Friday, and let's see if any points need to be
doled out today. As we uh coaching hot prediction, we review them and
see where we stand. Current points I five and a half. Dan,
he has three, Kevin has two. The listeners have a half point that
brother Cash gave to them. Cash was a guest on Friday. That's my
brother, and he threw down three predictions. Let's just start with him and
see if we need to put someone else on the board. Hopefully not.
We don't have to read his point total forever. I'll start with Cash.
Dallas Cowboys defense will intercept not one, but two Bryce Young passes and return
them for touchdowns. Oh WHOA, what a hot prediction. So Cash was
excited after the blandy man took one to the house. He got one,
did not get two. No points awarded, No happen, Sorry, dude.
As everyone knows, the single most electrifying play in football is the flea
flicker the flea flicker and one will be executed perfectly for a touchdown in this
game, creating buzz that the team that scored that touchdown may soon switch to
a flea flicker based office based He's long flamored. Uh I saw a flea
flicker happen yesterday? Was it not? That was not dolphins? Uh race?
I'm sure there was more than one. I thinknesse did they touchdown?
Oh? Really? Okay? How do you run off flea flicker based off
base? Like everything is based off of that. I can see it one
in every ten plays you fling it back to the QB H. I don't
know, there's It's not the dumbest thing. There's maybe not a based off
The problem is you're adding so much unnecessary movement, and in this game and
in an age where everybody is so incredibly fast. Yeah, it kind of
defeats the purpose. But like you use play action to confuse the defense,
and it's like it's like a slank super play action to where the run then
would work better. Did you see the play yesterday where I don't know who
it was, but it was a panther's uh d lineman that pinned traded so
well off the snap that he almost could have taken the handoff from Nack to
Pollard. Yeah, that happens every now and again. Yeah. Perfect.
Guess they're that quick and that fast and that strong. You can't just rely
on the flea flicker as your base offense, not bass, I wouldn't get
destroyed. But if you like four flea flickers a game, Okay, the
is it the whole purpose of the flea flicker, the element of surprise?
Yes, if your base offense is the element of surprise, guess what,
it's no longer a surprise right before it's no longer effective. Yeah, but
then the plan is effective. The play isn't an effective play unless you surprise
someone. Okay, how about this play? Have you seen the fake flea
flicker handoff, running back, runs to the middle, turns around as a
big dramatic fake pitch. Uh huh, tucks it and then I've never seen
that. I feel like I have because it's such a cold that could work.
No, it can, Yes, it could. It's just like running
an option. You're gonna have one guy King on the running back and then
one guy King on the quarterback. In the fact the second that the running
back turns to stop his momentum, he's gonna get smushed. I think,
why are we debating this is the first We're debating it because I love my
brother. Here's his third prediction. He's a nasty bitch Carolina Panthers mascot Sir
Perr, who is tied for the lowest paid mascot in the NFL. We'll
attempt to gain notoriety against America's team by getting so close to a Cowboys player
after a touchdown that a spiked football will fly directly into his nuts. I
didn't see any sir, per did did they pre game? Yeah? There
a little bit of sur per the pre sir didn't have many reasons to celebrate
yesterday, Mike. Yeah, and he didn't take one of the balls.
But nothing can tell, not that we know of. I'm kind of glad
I don't have to add cash for this document. Yeah, that'd be just
cumbersome for me. Bad enough if you have to put the list on there
and they're half point. Let's got a CAVEO keveo W wasn't even here.
He's in New York's hit Hey don't do it. But he still recorded his
stuff and sent it in. They'll see if keV did any damage. Ceedee
Lamb will smell his fingers at least three times as he breaks the franchise record
for ten catch games in a season. When he has his fifth ten catch
game of the year, at least three finger smells. Six catches for Ceedee
Lamb. I think no finger smelled one. He kind of did it funny
when he caught his touchdown. You did like a little kick it back,
you see that. I think he's so really doesn't have any idea what he
wants to do when he when he does something good, Isn't that what it
looks like like he doesn't have a plan. He hadn't thought about it.
With how he looks and everything is so perfectly groomed and stylid, you think
everything would be planned out a little more thoroughly. But that one was weird.
He just kind of dropped it and kicked it. Looked sad. He
was having a weird day. I don't know who was wrong with them,
But no points awarded for that one for Katie Boy. None Ever. Someone
on the Fox broadcast will make a hooked on a theling reference in regards to
Panthers wide receiver Adam Thielen looking at you a little baby kk. No,
Chris Berman was in the game, so that we're not at risk. Yeah,
no, didn't happen. Not bad though. Number three, the Cowboys
will have a third and one situation on their very first drive. Fullback Hunter
Lipkey will be in at fullback as they're in the eye formation trying to get
one yard to get that first down. But as we know, this game
is being played in Carolina, and they played the panther screeching sound to get
the crowd fired up. Right before the snap, they play the screeching panther.
Hunter at Lipke will poop his pants a little bit and lean forward for
a false start and then have to run to the locker room for a change
of pant They will convert on the third and six though, oh okay,
a little there. You can tell when someone's in a pickle and he needs
to add a third one. It's either food or nuts or doo doo.
Yeah, pretty much, and that's where we're better than that. I think
I don't think we are. I like how he only pooped his pants a
little bit. Do you need to make a poo poo, you know what
I mean. Yeah, like he could stick around for the conversion of h
third and six and then he had to go clean up a one his pants
a little bit. All right, I'll do my saviors. I don't think
I think. I don't think you can play mine? Oh god, I
forgot No, we can. It's fine, one, it's fine, it's
fine. What are they gonna do? Youah, the greatest prediction of all
time. Let's save it for last. We'll do mine now. Uh yeah,
you're number one, pay dirt. Tony Pollard has not stood with a
football in the end zone for over two months, but he will score two
or more touchdowns this Sunday. Damn it. I threw that fun fact in
so you guys wouldn't be like, that's mild and yeah, no, dice,
I mean, got one. Got one. Didn't get to no argument
at all, and you would have been chastised if you had have just said
one. Yeah. It doesn't make it a warm prediction or a cold prediction
too. Some of these texture would be like, I hadn't it's been two
months since he had a touchdown. So I liked your prediction. It was
very spicy. Yeah, thank you. Half point. Yeah, nobody crapt
their pants half point. Oh yeah, I'm sure I didn't like it that
much. I'm sure I'll keep it above board here. I'll tell you what
if you want to be a d and take the half point from the listener
and you can put it in your bank. I love that option. Cash
isn't here to protect them all right. Prediction two The volcano volcano in Iceland
will erupt during this game, and there will be a national news cut in
probably just a split screen type situation. Didn't see that they did have a
ton like hundreds more earthquakes since we initially started talking about it last week thirty
minutes ago. Magma very close to surface. Corruption is imminent, but it
did not happen. Now. Like I said, I was watching a red
zone, right yeah. And they kind of have their own lower third.
So it said on one of the games CBS News Alert, and there was
red lettering going across the bottom, but I couldn't read it because it was
covered by their lower third. And I'm like, what, No, it
was Rosalind Carter dying. Oh that's right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
So I did get the death of a first lady midgame. That's pretty good.
It's no volcano, but rest in peace. I can't even argue that
one either. We had breaking national news mid game, but not the volcano.
I won't even waste your time doing it because I think I might get
this one. Boogety boogety buggety. The twenty twenty three NASCAR Cup Series champion
Ryan Blaney will be in attendance in Charlotte, near where he lives, and
will be shown on TV cross eyed while dumping a box of uncooked Hamburger Partner
on his own head. Was he there? Okay? Look? Did anybody
dump an uncooked box of probably probably somewhere? Did that happen in the world
yesterday? Uh? No, no, no, But if you give me
Hamburger Helper, I'll say yes, and just dumped it on their own head.
Did anyone on planet Earth in the last twenty four hours dump an uncooked
box of Hamburger Helper on their own head? Yes? Why would they do
that? Or on someone else's head while they're a partying and they're in a
kitchen. Everything happens every day. I think there's less people than you think
there are in the world. The world is smaller than you think it is,
well, Hamburger Helper and Pemburger Partner Limited. Probably just the United States
too, I don't know. Maybe I don't know if they have Pamburger Partner
internationally. Now that was an educated one because I figure right in the time
where Fox begins to promo next februaryis Daytona five hundred. They did that.
They showed a booth, they showed Kevin Harvick and his wife. Yes,
it's Charlotte. It's a home and Nascar. I'm like, bam, this
is it. Ryan Blaney lives right up there. He's like, screw,
I'm gonna see the Cowboys. What other game am I gonna go to?
Let me just grab this box of castrolls. Take this to the game with
me. Bring that bring No, I'm not gonna cook it. Don't bring
the good Hamburger Helper, grab the cheaper option, the Pamburger partner. I
nailed that the thought behind it, but I execution was poor. Yep.
I can't argue that it's a great game plan, thank you. Yeah,
no points awarded. Let's get to the real stuff. So no points awarded
through nine predictions. Kind of wonder why we even do this? That stops.
Now here's dingu prediction. One little baby KK will make another mention,
as he did last week, that viewers must be tired of how many games
he and Greg have done in a row, and he will be one correct
all just objective, all subjective picts. There did they No, I didn't
mention it. I listened pretty hard, but they did last week they said,
oh, we're gonna be back. And now I'm sure a lot of
people are going to be like either really happy about it or real sick of
it. Yeah, like, yeah, we're sick of it. I mean,
they're just too it's just too straight down the middle with both those guys.
You gotta hate when a mild one doesn't come in. They're good,
Like they're really good at what they do. Like that, there's no mistakes,
there's no controversy. It's just here's the game. Here's a little bit
of analysis. That's it, which is really all you want. Yeah,
anyway, number two, maybe we'll get one of these two sure Cowboys tied
end Jake Ferguson, We'll catch a touchdown pass in the back of the end
zone in full stride which will end in a gruesome collision with the Panthers mascot,
resulting in Sir Perr spending several minutes inside the medical tent. Would cash
and you remember you brought up a good point. Okay, So Sir Perr
is typically going to be feet from the tunnel to go right to the locker
room. If there's any type of medical emergency, why would they wheel him
all the way back around in full costume to go to unnecessarily occupy the medical
tent, which could be used for I don't know, Bryce young, Yeah,
to have for Apple. Sorry, we've got sir Perr. You'll have
to go to the next ten, get a second tent. This one's occupied,
and this one we're gonna play, and then just immediately go to break.
I love it so we don't get in trouble. Number three, Oh
Boy, Panther's kicker Eddie Pinero will miss an extra point on the close up
replay Bring the music down. The camera will catch an inscription on holder Johnny
Hecker's towel. Upon further review, the Internet will zoom in and reveal that
the words on Johnny Hecker's towel say I eat ass. Okay, The Internet
will go insane. Yeah, I didn't even see Anny Hecker wearing a towel
yesterday when Yeah, and I think Eddie Panero is a clean one for one
both field goals and extra points. Look, I swung for the fences on
that one. Yeah, I feel like had that one comes true, you
guys would have just handed me the trophy. Oh yeah, there's always a
few that just auto win. But hell, if Eddie Panero missed extra point
and they showed Johnny Hecker and he had a towel like, I would have
been fine. Half point anything, none of it. No, no missfield
goal, moral, no inscription. I don't want you to change a thing,
all right, ghost, ghost Pepper pavilion. No not one point twelve
predictions, nothing, no half points, no real arguments. Well, the
text thread saying that they showed Ryan Blaney have a second on TV. Wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait, maybe half a point for you? Whoa?
Well he I never saw one guy said he was there and they showed
him. They showed Kevin Harvick and talked NASCAR for a second. All right,
Well, I'll do a little. You're gonna have to rewatch the whole
game. Is it worth it? I like that texture. I will try
to see if I can get to the bottom of that, and then we'll
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