Made a decision. Face sunny sum, I had a vision. By what's
happen everybody? What is happening? Hi? Kaitlin? Hello? How are
you good? How are you doing pretty good? So, uh, I
guess the big news are on here is that we are trying the new hot
mustard doritos and are so good. I wish we could still eat them,
but we can't eat while we do our podcast, So stupid, stop chewing
into the mic. Oh my god, did I ever tell you that this
one time when I was recording Rose Pricks and Angel was my co host precessily
so Angel like just did not suffer fools. She just she was just like,
listen, I'm gonna I'm gonna fit this podcast in when I can fit
it in, and like I don't really give a fuck, like what you're
doing while Europe. To just be happy that I'm like making time because she's
I would have I would tease her because she has four kids, right and
I have only three, you know, so I'm like, she's got a
lot of kids, but she also had like eight different podcasts. Anyway,
The point of this is that one night, first of all, well to
two things, but one thing is she was fully eating. I don't know
what it was, like a muffin or something, but you would think that
she would just like genera for bed, like not actually doing a podcast,
and this is like a recap show. So we would watch The Bachelor,
you know, and then we'd do the show that night. But she'd be
really tired, you know, and she would have had a day with her
kids and probably already shot like other podcasts, so she'd be like, all
right, let's let's get it done, and then she'd be eating. And
I was so scared to you know, because I did always feel like,
Okay, well she's fitting this in my schedule, so but I couldn't.
I was like, no, no, she's hungry, I know. But
she was so you know, and of course I'm feeling for the people who
are listening to it, because if I'm hearing it really loudly in my ear,
you know, that's what people are hearing. And I'm thinking, like,
okay, do I just try to like edit around it, Like I
don't know how I'm going to do that, because she was really like going
to town on a muff you know, just like oh think and I was
like, oh my god, like so Finally I was like, are you
eating something? And she was like, yeah, I'm I'm hungry. At
least she wasn't at least a muffle is quiet. I don't know how quiet
it was. Yeah, it wasn't a derito. It wasn't that bad,
but you were dying to eat. But then another time, she'll never hear
this. She never listened to our podcast in the first place. And I
love, I adore her, and she's I think she's getting a little TikTok
famous because she has a song. Did we talk about this? Her song
when Margarita Margarita and you put it in My Puss two Margharita's yeah, so
that's her song. She anyway, So this other time, though, we're
doing the podcast and there is so much clattering going on, like I don't
know what it is, but I don't know if she was like emptying the
dishwasher, like I mean, honest to god, though it was so much
happening and it wasn't stopping, so like almost the whole time we're recording,
and I have two chicken shit to be like, what are you doing?
But one of our listeners wasn't too chicken shit, So somebody posted in our
Facebook group and they were just like it sounded like Angel was preparing a four
course meal. Oh my god. Angel lost her mind. Oh my god.
She was just like, how dare you Like, I've got four kids,
I'm busy, I'm tired or whatever, and if you don't like it,
like get another co host or host. And I had to be like
Angel settled down, like like people are just like it's kind of funny in
my mind. I'm like, not real funny, but like a little bit
funny. But I was like, you know, people they're listening in their
ear and I was like it was a little bit loud, and she's like,
well, I can't help it, you know. And I was like,
this was because this was the next time we were going to record,
before we started hit record, I'm saying you know. I was like,
yeah, I was like, I know you were kind of steamed up about
like what they were saying on Facebook. But anyway, it was so funny
because I was like, it was kind of loud though, and she's like,
well, I get busy. I can't help it. Yeah, any
it was so funny. That's why you guys should just be lucky. I'll
be lucky way to have the audacity. But you guys should try these hot
mustard Doritos. They're like are they knew? I heard Dylan raving about him
like two weeks ago or something like that, and I was like, Okay,
where do I get him? He's like, oh, you got to
order them online. I was like, well, I'm not gonna do that,
And so then I was just I saw up at a gas station over
the weekend and I saw them and I was like, oh, all right,
here we go. Let's give them a try. And they're great.
They're fantastic. They're really good. But I think they're I think they're starting
to roll them out into stores a little more often. They taste like so
good. Here's exactly what they taste like. They taste like when you get
fried wantons at a Chinese restaurant and you dip them in hot mustard. Yes
that's the foot, Yes it is. They also kind of taste like remember
those mustard pretzels that everybody was eating. Yes, it kind of tastes like
those mustard pretzels. They're so good. Yeah, yeah, we like we
need dinner. Um, let's say hi to our fun and fabulous people.
Leslie, why with the coffing already? I know it's like been five years.
It's COVID. You gotta get takes them. She must be tired from
all the coffee. Alicia the Yeah, Kelly Brandt, she's she'll take it
a planned parenthood. Just come right out with it, Rebecca cuteish oh e
see so fuck Missy and Gabby. You guys, you're not getting any hot
mustard chips and keep behaving like that. To stop it, Katarina, check
your molar, especially if you've been eating a lot of these chips. Yes,
I feel like we didn't say hi to Katarina Mueller on Tuesday. We
didn't. I don't know. All right, Well double hi again, Hi,
Valerie, Bubba Fenwick and probably we love your pancakes. And Athena Gainsured.
You're a fabulous dancer and you have the best taste in makeup. Elizabeth
Williamson, you've got good tasting kids. You got a lot to choose.
Fro Hero ain't nothing but a sandwich. Everybody lives him. Rita rocks Elizabeth's
kids in her bassinet. What a cool name. I could go Rida Bassett
Hound, but that would it seems mean, even though bassett hoounds are the
so cute you know what read a bassett hoound. She's got those basset hound
eyes. Yeah, Jacob is Growley. Leslie's accosting people outside of Ikea and
Target at this point. She doesn't care costco. She makes the rounds.
Yes, Ashley so chic, Nikki call your girl, and Lorie is so
gory. Love her and Randy may Aimes has a lot of names and cute
hair. She just got hair extensions. Oh good. Yeah, and there
it's really really cool. And Rachel is still a newcomer. We love her.
And Aaron what is And Stephanie's a stinker wrinker and Christi get the strap
and Sandra it's not easy and Jennifer should get up and Sarah Stefana Fano is
our Paisana. Yeah. Yeah. Sonny's walking around this neighborhood in the dark.
I had to tell him. I was like, be careful because there's
some there's like a homeless encampment right around the corner. So it's like,
don't go that way and just don't get close to anybody that's walking by.
Yeah, he was amazing, loved him and on our Patreon he did a
good job he did. He dished some dirt. Yeah about shit. I
didn't even know Natalia's friend group, but yeah, yeah, so that was
fun. That was good. Get on there. So I went to the
doctor this morning. Yeah, okay, So I had two doctor's appointments this
morning. Here's what happened. I told you a little bit on the Sunny
episode that I woke up and my foot still hurt. Right, But I
already had a physical planned with our boyfriend. I now I need to make
It's that time of year. I need to make my appointment, so I
had to. I had a physical. Did I tell you about how I
needed some immatrix, which is my migraine medicine. So I had like one
dose left and I was like, I gotta get some more. But I
hadn't seen our guy. We should give him a fake name. Let's call
him mister knock Around. Yeah, mister doctor Round. So I hadn't seen
doctor knock Around in a while. When I say a while, I mean
like a few years. I've never gone out long without a physical. But
I have a lot of other doctors. You know, I have a guy
no I've had, you know, I get them the Mammy I have to
get that. I haven't years. Okay, well I had my mammogram,
have my and anyway, but when I went to call, oh, and
I've gone to urgent Care several times over the years for like when I've had
COVID, the time when I've had the flu, So I just haven't felt
like I needed a physical right Anyway, this lady kind of bitches me out
over the phone. Who works there? I don't know which one she was,
but I had my eye out from her. But when I said I
need some I need some immatrex, and she was like, yeah, well
we can't give that to you because you haven't had a physical in like four
years. And I was like, oh okay, I said, well,
can I make an appointment for w She goes, yeah, but you did
that last time and then you didn't come in. What the and she have
you flagged? Was your face? No flies over, no fly list?
How do I know? So I was like, well, okay, but
so I'm not allowed to come back and I didn't not show up for an
appointment. What I did was I had the appointment, but then I couldn't
come in because something came up. Something just came up. I called and
said I had to change my appointment, and then I didn't reschedule, right,
Okay, it's a little different than like, it's not like I just
didn't show up, but I didn't reschedule. But I did get my immatreux
right. But here's the thing. I've been taking IMMATEX since I was like,
I mean since they invented it. Yeah, so I gotta say in
my late maybe early in my thirties, so a long time. It's does
this. It's fine. It's not like it's really not that different than taking
ibprofen right. So it's like, you guys don't need to make a huge
deal of it. I don't need a shame. They're like, you have
to come in and have a physical. So I'm like, okay, So
I make the appointment, and so today was the day. So today was
also the day to see if I could walk on my foot without the boot
on. And as I said on the other show, it's still hurt.
So I call my guy, whose name is doctor Kadavi. Jason Kadavi shout
out, great office. Well, I was like, you know what,
I'm going to call their office. I come to find out that both my
doctor's offices are a few doors down from each other. Nice, literally on
the same floor, a few doors down, eighth floor. So I'm like,
okay, So anyway, doctor Kadavi's office, I told you this part
of the story already. I go in there first. I call them up.
They're like, hey, he's in Encino today, so you can come
on in. So I go in. I get my foot checked. He
says it's still broken, gives me my marching orders. I walked down the
hall to doctor knock Around's office. These situations like couldn't be more different.
Like how pleasant it was to see my foot and ankle guy right, super
nice, he's really cute. His office staff is just low, like they
can't be nicer. Yeah, because they're specialists, you know. Yeah,
back and knock Around is taking people in. Let you know, it's like
a red constant weight in the waiting room. I walk in there and it
is it's like an urgent character. It's like this guy's got a walker.
This one's like coughing. Like I'm like okay, yeah, and I'm early
because doctor Kadab got me in and out like right away, there was no
waiting. They're like, okay, just go ahead. Back to the room
and then they'd take an X ray that he looks at the x ray while
you're sitting there. There's no like, all right, we're gonna go study
this. Oh, he's just he looks at it right there. He's like,
hey, here's what's going on. I can still see the break a
day. No, this other office is like, you know you're going to
be there for the laws. Yes, you're like, I hope you brought
reading material. I hate that. Did you ever notice that they don't do
magazines and waiting rooms anymore? Because phones? Now? Is that why I
thought it was a COVID thing, like they removed No, it's because who's
looking at magazines. You're just gonna look at your phone? Right, Okay,
So I could golf digest. So I'm waiting for a while. Then
they bring me back and you're not going to relate to this, okay,
but some of our people out there might. I have gained a lot of
weight first it happened. First it was over COVID. I gained a bunch
of weight over COVID's There's nothing wrong with me. I mean, you know,
it's just I wasn't eating well. I was eating a lot, and
I stopped going to the gym because of COVID, and so I put on
weight, and then it was hard to find the motivation to like it wasn't
like when you know, At first, I thought I was going to be
Remember we talked about this. I thought I was gonna be like Bette Midler
in that movie where she's like kidnapped, remember, and then she decides to
get fits like yeah, Bette Midler, Kidney google this Bette Midler movie.
She gets kidnapped and she's decides that she's just gonna like try to stop fighting
her captors and she's gonna like get into shapeless, ruthless people. Oh yeah,
I never saw it, yep. And by the time she gets out
of there, she's like in the best shape. She's just been like doing
aerobics where you know, that wasn't me. At first, I thought it
was going to be. I was watching YouTube videos. I was trying to
take dance classes, and I had a good like six weeks of that,
and then I was like fuck this, you know. And then I was
you know, and I go off sugar for long periods of time, and
then I go on sugar for long periods of time. Okay, so things
things got away from me. Yeah, it's all right. Yeah, and
then my boobs grew like three sizes and then I was got larger bras and
then those got too small, and like, I know, it's not good.
Okay, it's not like I haven't noticed it, right, But it's
also not like I have medical condition, Like I'm just I got fat.
Okay, there you go, you hide it. Well, well it's becausal.
I wears like super baggy clothes. Now it's fine, Like I will
get the motivation back. I'm back off sugar day two. My point of
telling you all of that is just to say that, like I see myself
like it's not a surprise to me. When I mean it is a little
surprising. Yeah, I try not to look at myself naked. But you
know, it's like, okay, I will get it together. But I
did not want to get weighed. This is what I'm trying to tell you.
And the first thing they freaking do they want to put you on the
scale, Like they can't wait to put your ass on the scale. They're
just like, oh, you're getting on the scale. It's so mean,
And they take you into a room that's just a fucking scale, right,
hey, right, there's nothing else to do in here. They're like we're
gonna take your blood pressure and you're getting on the scale and it's not even
like it's like a big floor scale. It's like do you my cattle?
Like, I know, is it? I could get on there with like
a small child, like there's right right, it's just embarrassing. So you
know what I decided, I was just like, I'm not getting weighed.
Oh really? Good? Did? I was like, no, I'm not
doing it. I am not doing it. And guess what I'm having like
a normal ray moment. I was like they came in, she goes,
okay, so it's time to get on the scale, and I was like
no, no, and she was like wait what And she was like wait
and I said, yeah, no, I'm not. I don't want to
get weighed. That was that I go, you can tell me what I
weighed the last time I was here, and add like seventeen pounds to that.
And then she was like oh, okay, okay, yeah, sure,
that's that's okay. So then what I think she did was she she
didn't know what to do with that, so she walked out and she told
somebody else, and then another person came in and she was like, Hi,
how are we today. She was like, okay, so it's word,
it's time to get weighed, it's time to get shamed. And I
said, well, I decided I'm not getting weighed today. I have a
scale at home just I'll just do it myself. And she's like, you
know what she said. She was like, totally fine, I totally get
it. She goes, I don't. I don't weigh myself either, never
been on that scale. And I was like, I think I love you.
She was like, isn't it the worst? She goes COVID right,
and I was like started there. I was like, but I've had plenty
of time to get it back under control and I just have it. She
was like totally get it. Wow. And I said, I know it's
nothing like medical. I didn't like, suddenly have it's not unexplained right,
gain right, And she was like I totally get it, no problem.
Nice, yeah wow. I felt so like okay, yeah. And she
didn't try to She didn't say like, oh, do you want me to
tell you what you weighed last time? And we could custom now she was
like okay, no, I got it nice. Wow. One time that
happened to me years ago, and they they thought that was indict of an
eating disorder. Oh so then they tried to ask me questions about it.
This was many years ago, and I was like, I don't have an
eating disorder. I just I will after you weigh me and tell me how
much I weigh. Then I'm going to start thinking about it a lot and
get one. So like, I'd rather not know, right, So I
don't have a skill in my house. My kids don't weigh themselves. We
don't. I'm just not. I don't do that. Yeah. Anyway,
I was so excited, very proud of you, all of y'all out there.
If you don't want to get weight, don't get weighed, right,
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over this whole scale debacle. Then I wait and wait and wait, and
then doctor knock Around comes in and he, you know, he's like,
hi, how you do it? He talks to me for like one second.
He brings in this other lady. So he's an assistant. No,
she's not an assistant, but you know, he doesn't tell me. So
you know, when you're at like a hospital and it's like a teaching hospital
and they bring someone into shadow them, it felt like she was shadowing,
but it didn't really get an intro or anything. And she seemed kind of
kind of a little bit stern. But I'm going to say she was like
mid late late thirties maybe probably, Yeah, and like just kind of severe,
like a little bit severe looking like hair and like a pull tight ponytail,
um made up, very tall, very like sleek r you know,
like somebody that would be in like the movie Pitch Perfect. Yeah, yeah,
the opposite right team. Right. Was she wearing like a lab coat,
yeah, doctor's coat, Yes, she was, And she carrying a
stethoscope. Okay, okay, So I'm like all right, of course,
one of my first thoughts was like, is doctor knock around in some trouble
and now he has had like a female like yeah, chaperone? Oh interesting?
I very much doubt it though, right, okay. So then he's
like, okay, so he brings me in, you know how you go
into the his big thing. We love him, love him. Yes,
he brings us in. He brings you into like the office, so where
you're just like sitting in a charity just like talk crosses like how are you
doing? Yeah? Yeah, how's it going? Like what's going on with
you? You know? Right, We're like, well, I was like,
well, you know, I broke my foot. But then I was
down the hall, you know, and he's like, ah, I love
that doctor. I refer patients there all the time. So I'm like things
are going well, but the assistant ladies just still just sitting there, just
sitting there watching, you know, And I'm like, okay, this is
weird. Also, I want to ask him if he's been knocked around lately,
because I'm texting Lynette. I'd send her a picture of doctor knockarounds like
credentials on the wall. I was like, guess where I am? Yeah,
and then Lynette is like get the dirt, and I was like,
I am, I'm going to of course. So but now I'm like I
got this cock block, right, yeah? Right right? And I'm like,
well, I can't exactly be like, what's up with your marriage because
that's just gonna be bad on so many levels. Right, She's gonna know,
right, should we? I mean, I don't know if people remember,
but we see the same doctor Stephanie and I. Yeah, And he's
confided in us that his wife kind of knocks him around sometimes. I mean
she's terrible, yeah, and she sounds like a horrendous like yeah, he
was worried about their kid at one point, and he had a baby with
her. She was out buying millions of lip glasses at sefora spending all his
money. And then remember what he said to you. He was like,
let me ask you this when you go shopping, how many comforters do you
buy or something like that? How many lip glasses you buy? It,
Flora, I think, And he asked me something about like how many sets
of sheets or something? Right? Right? And then he says that she
does all this shopping, comes home with all these bags, and then and
then doesn't return any right, right, And um, he was telling me
the one time he comes home and he's like, you know, I come
home and I'm starving. I'm here until like all hours of the evening.
I get home at like nine o'clock at night and she's just out or she
doesn't make it. There's nothing to eat. Oh, she turns off all
the light. He has to eat. And then and then he's not allowed
to make any noise. Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, yes,
he can't turn on any lights or make any noise, right, right,
and so he has to like he makes himself like a bowl of cereal.
Yeah, and he and I guess she was. I mean, this is
according to what he says to us, which we get is inappropriate. But
that's weird because like he just the time that had happened with me. The
first time he was I think he just had a horrible morning with her and
he was like out of sorts, and I was like, what's what's wrong,
you know? And he's like, oh, you don't want to know.
And I was like, well, tall me, like try me,
you know. And then he's like, oh, my wife, and then
he goes into the whole story, and then, of course, you know
me, I'm all ears and I'm like, well, what, well,
why don't you leave? You know, And he's like remember then he was
like, well, I think she's gonna get deported. Yes, he was
worried about that. Yeah, well he was kind of not worried about it
with me, but I think he was. He was worried that she was
going to take the kid with her back to another country where she came at
the time, and he was talking to me. And by the way,
we see him at like different times of the year. It's not like we're
seeing him in the same week and he's having a bad week, right,
you saw him like in a September. I see him like, you know,
right, January whatever. He's still having the same she was with his
wife, and he's he's very open about it with his patients. But so
the reason I found him was through another friend of mine and I was and
that friend of mine had gone to see him. Now that friend of mine
has never she's like, he's never mentioned he's never anything but professional. He's
never ever mentioned anything. She's like, but I've seen, like I don't
know if she knows somebody or if she's friends with him on Facebook or something,
but she was like, oh, I see, he just went on.
I was like, I would just wonder if he's left this crazy woman,
and she's like, no, they just went on vacation together. Yeah.
Last I saw him, he was telling me about a vacation he took
with her, Yeah, to New York. Yeah I know. I'm like,
okay, all right, So I'm like, I'm going to try to
get the dirt, but now I can't because cut blockers there. So I'm
like, how am I going to do this? Because I do want to
know? And he's being super friendly and nice or whatever, and then he's
like, okay, time for your physical exam. Now here's another thing.
Do you ever notice like male doctor, well just doctors in general, who's
just your primary care physician. Like they'll sometimes offer you like a pelvic pelvic
exam. He has to say like, no, no, I have somebody
for that. Yeah yes, yeah, he offers that. Yeah, well,
no, thank you. And then sometimes you don't know what they're gonna
do. So they take me into this other room and there's just like a
white there's like a bed like a like like an exam table, but extra
long. And then this woman is like apparently she's gonna do the physical exam
and I'm like, what what is she gonna do? And I swear to
god, there was like some kind of lube over there, and then she
lays out like the white paper and I was like, oh, hold on
just a minute, so I said. I was like, well what,
I was like, what are you gonna do? And she was like,
I'm just gonna give you your physical and I was like okay, what's let's
and then so then she's like, okay, so um, what I'm gonna
do is I'm gonna check your kidneys. Okay, so I'm gonna tap on
your kidneys to see if you have any pain. And I was like,
okay. I swear to god, I'm not this is not hyperbole. She
punches me. She's like she pokes for a minute, and then she like
punches me in the side and I was like what And I go out and
then and then she acts like I'm being difficult. She was like oh,
she goes, okay, well did that hurt or were you just startled?
Meanwhile, doctor knock around is not in the room anymore, so I guess
I don't know. Yeah. So so now I'm like bitch doing so I
said, well it kind of bowlth I go, I don't think it hurt
in a way like there's something wrong with my kidneys. But like you startled
me and she goes, okay, well do you not want me to do
it? Then? Do you not want me to check? Like if you
don't want me to, I won't. I don't want you to punch me.
I said, well, she has a little thing like where's your little
hammer? Lady? Don't you have like one of those little hammers or that
tap? This is something different. This was like checking, like with her
knuckle, not reflexes. This was like she punched me in the side.
So I said, well, she goes, so do you not want me
to do it? And this is how she was saying, do you not
want me to want to challenge? Wow? Like, I guess you just
don't want to be know if you have god kidney disease. I guess you
just don't want to know. Do you want to just put your head in
the sand? I said, well, is it gonna hurt? How many
more times I said honestly, how many more times do you need to punch
me? She goes, well, it's not really punching, and I just
have to a couple more on that side, and then a couple more on
the other side, and I said, okay, then no, I don't
want it. I don't want you to and she goes, okay, then
wow. So then doctor knock Around comes in and she's like, well she
wasn't able to tolerate the checking of her kidneys, talking to him like I'm
not there, and he goes, oh, all right, well I guess
we won't do that. Then it was so weird. So so there,
I don't know if they exchanged a look. I don't know what's happening,
but I'm like, okay. So then he listens to my heart like what
was I just punished at that point, like she's done with me, right,
So he listens to my breathing or whatever. Oh. So then he
taps me on the kidney totally gently, and he's like, does that hurt?
And I said no, But because he wasn't punching me in the guts,
I think he goes okay, oh my god, Oh my god.
So then he hits me on the other side a little like taps me and
I was like, was that the same? Was that the same exag and
he goes yeah, and I was like okay. Anyways, so then he's
like I get I don't know. So then he's doing some other stuff pal
pal pate, like checking, and he goes, okay, so you're fine.
I go, okay, great. So then he takes me back.
He walks me back to the room where they're going to take my blood,
and he's standing there as he lets me in, and I'm like, this
is my chance. Yeah. So I was like, hey, let's go
on. I swear to God because I was like, I gotta I gotta
do that. Yeah, we need content for a show going in today.
So I go, how's how's it going like at home? I swear to
God without missing commad. He just goes not good. I know, he
goes not good at all, and I was like, really, I go,
because I haven't seen you in person in like a few years, and
he goes, if anything, it's gotten much worse. Oh no, yes,
yes, oh no. So I was like, oh gosh. I
said, well, what you told me before was things were pretty bad,
and he goes, yeah, it's it's definitely worse. It's not. I
said, well, how come you haven't left, and he goes, you
know, kids, I mean, I have these young kids. And he's
like, we did separate last year. Oh, He's like but then she
apologized and she, you know, said, I mean and by the way,
I'm not trying to I'm not making light of right he is. He
is like abused. I think, yeah, yeah, it's not that.
It's just that it's so jarring, like when somebody's just like telling you such
personal business, and especially when your doctor's telling it's your doctor. Yeah.
And then he's like, he goes, you're so nice to like be to
be care. You're such a caring person to want to know this. And
I was like, well, I'm concerned. I said, like it was
things were really bad the last time I saw you, and he goes,
yeah, he's like, so we were separated and then I decided to give
it another chance, like you know, for the kids. He goes,
but then it's even escalated from there, and he's then I'm thinking that they
went on vacation together, but he implied that they went somewhere that they take
separate cars to come places but then like the my friend was like, oh,
all the pictures they were all smiling and happy and looked like they were
having a great time. So who knows. Yeah, I'm sure women do
the same thing when they're abused. But anyway, I said, well I
know that. Oh He's like, well, I have to find somebody who
can watch the kids, who's great with the kids, because you know they
are bonded to her as bad as she is. Like and then I said,
well, didn't you have your sister, because do you remember he had
his sister come to the house and may and like keep an eye on things.
Okay, ready, he goes, well, it turns out, he
goes, my sister or maybe it was her sister. It could have been
her sister. He goes, well, it turns out her sister was stealing
all of our jewelry. Oh my god. I was like, is this
a lifetime right now? And all I was thinking was like, oh my
god, I can't wait to tell Lynnette this. This is so that I
was like, what, I go, I can't believe it. He goes,
I know, it's crazy. It's the worst thing. So we had
to get her out of there, and we never got the jewelry back unbelief,
and I was like, oh no, I gotta make my turn.
I gotta go for my physical and I'm gonna find out what I'm gonna get
to the bottom of this. Yeah, and then he told me that his
mom just got diagnosed with or has like a few months to live. And
he didn't even say it in like a he just was like, yeah,
and my mom just got diagnosed with ALS and like she's only gonna have a
few more months. And he goes and I think it's because of my wife.
She's had they She's had such a hard time with my wife that I
think this might have caused this dress run it really and I was like,
I cannot believe this guy's life. I know. I was like, well,
I'm just so sorry. I hope you can like figure something out.
And he's like, yeah, I just I have to get you know,
sometimes you gotta just you gotta do what you gotta do, and I'm gonna
have to I'm gonna have to like pull the trigger on this. Yeah.
Well he's been saying that first. Yeah, yeah, Well there's the update.
Oh my god. I kind of feel like that should have been a
Patreon but but nobody doctor. All right, it's not listening. Let's talk
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What Okay, I don't know why. Sometimes Netflix will go, hey,
you watch too Hot to Handle. Well, here's two Hot to Handle Brazil
and Germany, and here's all the whatever then there was like a reality show
that was called oh fu Oh what's the name of the show. Um,
oh no, it's called real fake Love. I think that's what it's called.
Oh real rehap me at fake real or fake deep fake love, deep
fake love, deep fake real fake deepa. I don't know, Klin look
it up on them. It's um it's in Spanish though. Oh yeah,
they're like in Latin America. But so I still I was like, they're
sitting in this room. The room lights, it's like this high tech.
They're in a white chair. They have a buzzer that's like green or red,
and they're watching video okay, of their loved one because they're at a
retreat. It's like a temptation island kind of thing. There's five couples.
They come to this retreat. They get separated and they won't see each other
till the very end, and they go to a house with a bunch of
other singles right on the beach, and then they watch They go to this
white room with this host and they watch videos of their loved ones having a
good old time. And some of the videos are real, and some of
them they use a decoy and they use some sort of like high tech AI
images on their face, and they show the difference. They'll go like,
here's the real version, here's a decoy version, and it looks like there.
So there's two people that are talking and they're like getting really close in
the swimming pool talking and then they'll do a decoy where they make out,
and but they really didn't make out. So basically they take these five couples
and basically destroy their life. Is what what the bottom line was? I
fast it was like eight episodes of it. But is it like Temptation Island
in the way that some of the couples really do make out with other people?
They do, they really do, But then the problem is is they're
showing fake scenes of them making out. So what do they do. They
go back to their island with their single people and at a spite, they
start making so it causes nothing but issues and drama and trouble. And so
they signed up. Yes, but listen, I love a reality show,
and I like, I like, you know, I love all that shit,
but even this was too low for me. I was just like,
what is going on? Deep fake deep fake love? And so they they
sit in a hot chair and then they go, she goes, she makes
them watch like three videos in a row, and then she goes, was
that video real or fake? And you know, and and they'll go,
that's not My husband would never do that. You know, they hit fake,
and then they'll show the real, like what really happened. Sometimes he
didn't do it. Sometimes they fucking fucked with the person's head and they do
a decoy and everything. So and also what I realize it's hard to tell,
but the person the singles that are at the house, they are actors
in a way because they're they when they do the decoy, they have a
decoy dressed like one of the wives or whatever, right, and then the
single person is doing recreating this this fake love scene. So obviously those singles
are in on it, which they don't really say, they don't address,
but they must because they show the real They show the real single person.
But then they show a woman that looks like a decoy, and it's a
decoy. She looks like a Stephanie Wilder tailor, right, Okay, and
then you can see it's clearly not Stephanie. But then they do the AI
image over it and they switch the face out and it looks like Stephanie and
and the guy's like moving in and made like trying to grab her boobs,
and she's like, yeah, go for it. You know, Like what
the fuck like with their voice? Yea, their voice? Yeah, they
do. They'll they'll do their voice, they'll like say things. And then
so these people don't know what's real what's fake. And they're like separated for
like a few weeks now, and they're going nuts. They're just like,
I've never seen more people in pain in my life. So did you watch
a whole season of it? I fast forward to a lot, but oh
and the reason and then they have this okay, so then the prize at
the end is the couple that gets the highest or I guess, gets the
least the least of you know, was it real? Was it fake?
Um? The least correct I guess or the highest points wins one hundred thousand
pounds or whatever, you know, pasos whatever, So that they get the
most correct. Then I guess they get the most correct wins one hundred thousand
and then spoiler alert, it's ridiculous show. At the very end, so
there's they're five couples. They're like, it's a four way tie. There's
no any ways, like except for one couple loses and they're are and then
they end up breaking up. Oh and at the end they decide like,
are you it's just so you come on this island because you want to know
if you have a real love or fake love? Okay, And now at
the end, after we just fucked with your brain for six weeks, now
you guys got to decide you really want to And they hate it. They
see each other and they're fucking mad at each other. They're they're screaming,
how could you? How could you? And then they showed them the videos
like okay, this was this one was fake. They're still pissed. They're
like, okay, but you still did all the other stuff, you know,
Like then then they'll show, oh, but this really happened, but
things really do happen. They end up do cheating on each other because they
get pissed because they're watching fake shit and they're thinking their husband or their wives
are over there cheating on them, so then they go cheating. You know.
It's just it's insane. It's a crazy show. I was like,
these poor people, I felt, I felt they just like ruined a bunch
of relationship. You watched the whole series. I fast forward through a lot.
I got to I had to see the finale. Oh my god,
that is so me. I have done that so many times where I'm like,
this is the worst show I've ever seen. Sunday episode. Episode just
goes to the next one, and then the next one, the next one.
Yeah, but you know, like you watch those shows, You're like
fast forward, like I see whatever, and then when they go to the
White Room, though, you gotta watch that ship. And then I hope
somebody else watches this because I want to know. Sometimes when they show the
decoy and the real one, it looks like the real one is the deec
Like I don't. It's it's kind of weird. I don't know if something's
getting lost in translation because I'm you know, watching everything on you know,
I mean, not only am I watching subtitles, but I'm listening to them
and it overdubbed in English. Oh see, so I'm listening to the English
actors, you know, going through the script, you know, doing and
then but like, just give me the subtitles. I don't need to hear
because then everything gets left because then on the bottom of the screen. It's
saying like, you know, like she sucked my dick and then but but
then the actor's going, you know, she put her hand on my dick.
You know, it's like, oh, which one was it? That's
a big difference, Like I want to know that is a big difference.
Yeah, I don't know. It's just it's they just destroyed these couples.
Well, I want to see that. You ever did you ever watch Queer
Ultimatum? No, I keep wanting to watch I've been. Yeah, I
keep forgetting about that. Don't forget about I'm pretty good. I liked it.
I think you would like that. I'm gonna watch it and those people
will kind of destroy themselves like nobody's doing anything relate to them, right,
Yeah, because I am watching Temptation Island. That's new that's happening now.
Oh my gosh. You know what, we should get Mark Wahlberg to do
a Thursday episode, could we? Yeah? How do we get him?
I used to work with him. I used to work with him too.
Did Yeah he was doing like, you know, some TV show for like
The New World, like the production company I was working at. Oh did
you did you know? Like, yeah, I met him. I forgot
what show we were doing. Well, I was doing a show called The
Big Date. It was my very first job in television. Yeah, and
he was the host of the show, and I was one of the writers.
So I got close to him. Was it was it in syndication?
I wonder if that's the show? Um or if it was on a network.
It was like on a network like TBS or something. Okay, yeah,
okay, No it wasn't. I don't know, it wasn't syndication,
Okay. But he was the nicest guy, this guy ever, And I
was spoiled by him because I, you know, I went on to work
with other hosts that were like I've actually worked with a lot of you know,
those are so nice. Tom bergeron yeah, super super super nice guy
worked on a show with him. Couldn't be nicer or more professional, just
like really nice. But um uh, Mark Wahlberg is like like so friendly
and like really good at his job. And I remember one time he came
to do the show and he was sick, like he had like the flu
or something, and we had this was like a grinder. It was like
we'd come in and tape five episodes in a row on a day, and
he never you never, he never complained, never complained, always in a
good mood, even when he was sick. The one time I found out
later he was sick, and I was like what, yeah, and he
was like smile on his face, so nice to everybody, like and just
continues to be that way. I'm so glad that he continues to be success.
I know. I'm happy for him too. I am too. I
do notice his eyes are red all the time. I'm watching Temptation Island and
you'll see by the camp when they do the camp fire, his eyes are
red. I just noticed it. Maybe he's tired. I think I think
he is, or he's just high all the time. Yeah, I think
he's married to his same wife, who's like adorable and um. But we
so when we worked on this show, it was like, you know,
like I said, a total grind and we were together all the time.
It was like what I imagine being in college or camp or something. It's
just like you're working insane hours. Sometimes we would go to the studio to
chord shows and then we'd have to come back to the office at like midnight
and write because we would have run out of questions. For the next day.
So we would come back at one am, right stuff until like three
am, go home, sleep for a couple hours, come back into the
studio and do it again. But then we would we went like I don't
remember where we went, honestly, I feel like we went on like a
vacation the whole crew, like like maybe Mexico. I don't know, but
we but we all got really really close. So yeah, I feel like
I could just Facebook should be like, can you come on our podcast?
I think he would. Yeah, let's get him at least over zoom.
Can I just say I am so. I was so confused because I've not
heard of this Mark Wahlberg. So you're talking about like what is going on
here? Oh, you're gonna get him on our podcast? Yeah? I
love Mark Wahlberg. Yeah, he's been around a long time. Yeah.
The other Mark, poor Mark Wahlberg, has to always be like, not
that Mark Walberg. I know, what's your name, Mark Wallberg? Nuts
They're like yeah, we know. Yeah, anyway, all right, exciting,
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