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Hey man, coming up in this episode, Dan and I talk about
self assessment, figuring out where you are compared to where you want to be,
and how you get help to actually get where you want to be.
The one word I would describe for you, remember Trice, Yeah, Kevin's
was salad. Yes, yours was temperance. So here we are a year
and a half later. Yes, well okay. So I always say look
for pattern Oh and did I find some bad patterns. I even found a
tape from December nineteenth, two thousand. It's me on the radio doing a
sex toy drive for underprivileged women and oh this phone call, Oh boy,
the lady I have been arguing with for quite a while over our here we
go drive for underprivileged women. I just want to pause it here for just
a mine with Dan, because I don't know what to think of this.
I really don't. But this was me at twenty eight years old, and
another local twenty eight year old is in a bit of trouble. What should
she be the Brockport School District, says Ann Collins worked as a coach for
those district teams from twenty seventeen to twenty twenty two. There's five separate acts
and best stop because you know where my head goes right or five separate acts.
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the roch just red Wings, gonna have another homestand why is Danny always?
What the hell do we do with these cameras? Danny? Where does Danny
go? Am I sitting in the rocks? You sit? You sit weirder
than anybody else who sits to that. I need a belly marker there.
We need an X on the belly button goes floors or something. A belly
button mark do they do a television like your belly buttons supposed to hit your
X on the table right, yes, it is true, or or the
spot or you got to stand on the like if you do stand up certain
times you stand on a certain spot and uh and then you look down and
you see your best friend's mom in the and you go, all your jokes
just leave your fucking head. You're shitt in your pants, like, oh
God, oh god, uh Danny, Ever since I, uh you were
The last time I saw you was Sunday and I said, I was doing
like I don't know what I said, but I've gotten calls. I've gotten
yelled at. I've gotten yelled at, I've gotten uh support calls from people,
uh suggestions for getting help just saying that. So I was thinking about
this and I thought, well, maybe I'll bring it up today, because
I I did. I did decide. You know what I've I have said
on this podcast and and and then I go, well, maybe it's hurting
hurting people what what I say on the podcast that I think that talk therapy
sometimes holds you where you are. So here's my thing. I I'm a
big believer in like self assessment, right, And I think that a lot
of times it's easy to say things than it is to actually do things.
Oh yeah, talk is cheap, right, talk is cheap. And I
always say, like, words don't teach, but act teaches. And so
you know, I say a lot of things on here that I firmly believe,
but I also know that that I go, well, maybe there's some
what what's happening with me? And what's going on? And I will say
that over the past five years, I paused. I paused because I've just
been in a I don't know how else to put it, So I'll put
it as bluntly as like in a fucked up spot. You think it's the
vaccines, billy, I don't. I think you do, but I don't.
I read something. I'm like, Okay, that's way off. No,
I'm not, I don't. I don't think. So, I mean,
all right, since you go there, I look, I hear people
going after Fauci, and we need to hold these people accountable for doing what
they did. I don't know because the people that are holding the guy accountable
don't even have close to the medical training that this man received. I'm not
saying that maybe he wasn't wrong on something. Maybe there was an overreaction somewhere,
but I mean this idea that there was I don't know. Yeah,
I don't want to go on that bunny trail, but well you can go
to well to keep it the sync right. You'll never do that. Let's
put this way. Would you would you? Would you admit that I know
football and Greg Connors knows football? Yeah? Okay, okay, we don't
know it like Sean McDermott knows football, but we know football. So Fauci's
era of area of expertise in world health matters, in vaccines, in disease
is the equivalent to Greg Connors in my knowledge of footnew Hang on you.
I've read stuff on the people who are hold on somewhere going. We don't
know where his we don't know what he's been exposed to, what he's read,
or what kind of if you if you follow the money honey with I'm
not just use that as a FRIS but with Fauci, I believe that you
have the right to ask him questions. The problem is is that the very
people who want to question him are all also doing the same stuff in other
ways, taking bribes, taking money. Well, it's just this. Here's
the thing is I gotta say this. I have to say this, and
people get very upset with me, and then I'll try to turn it around
and then we'll get back to what I was planning to talk to you about.
The to have Marjorie Taylor Green say, I'm not going to call you
doctor artist. Well, it's Grant saying, but you you, I mean,
you're talking about a person who who are what what education do you have
that would even compare to that? And I would say that, you know
a lot of times, Look, a doctor who's practicing medicine is not a
doctor who's researching medicine. And the only way I know that is my sister
had lime disease and had not the doctor's daughter also had it. He wouldn't
have realized that penicillin shots in the ass at a consistent rate seems to ward
it off. You'll never get rid of it. Here are the things to
do. But he's but he's not in the education system. He's an active
practice doctor. Do you see what I'm saying. But I think that Fauci
was probably exposed to lots of research and lots of things, and in labs
and talking to people who were at the cutting edge. I don't know.
I will tell you that I I the way the economy went and the things
that went on, and the long term effects, and I even think on
people's mental health was terrible. I don't believe in the beginning that was the
purpose. I don't not in the beginning, because in the beginning, I
think everybody thought we'll be shut down for two weeks, two months. I
think then when it kept going, maybe maybe somewhere along the line. But
I don't think at least initially we thought that was going to happen. People
were, people were dying, and we know, and you know, the
dogmatic stance that he took, I believe now opens up the questioning. It
does. I believe that everybody you can question anything. We should hold everybody
up. But just to show you where I'm trying to be fair here,
look, I would say, because you know, people have called me and
said, oh, isn't this great Trump got found guilty on all thirty four
charges, And I said, no, I don't think it's not at all.
Actually I wish it was like seventeen and I wish it was in this
And I thought Arnie Rothschild made a great point, where could President Trump excuse
me, President Biden, pardon President Trump. It would be a great move
because this makes it looks like such a political thing. But take it out
of New York State and let's put it somewhere else. Let's put it in
Arkansas. Let's put it somewhere where we believe that Trump has a real stronghold,
and make it somebody else. And could you get a jury of your
peers and let's say that are found guilty on all thirty four charges, would
not then those people who support let's say it was either Biden or I don't
know that. Hillary Clinton's a great example. Let's say it's Hillary and she
was the one accused. Would we not then say this was a miscarriage of
justice? Because in that state, so I think that you got to be
like as in Texas, it would probably go the same way. That's what
I'm saying, you know, That's what I'm with you, That's what I'm
saying. So I think we have to be very very careful on all this
stuff. And even that when you're seeing people like Jamie Diamond backing up Trump,
now go whoa, whoa? Well, only because this isn't a great
look because you're telling right, it's a state issue, because no one tell
you that the thing found guilty of what we like, Piers Morgan, like
I had some experts out of the show, and Michael Knowles, who's probably
pretty even keeled, asks her. He goes, what's the crime Trump committed?
And she couldn't name it. She couldn't name any of because are those
laws in New York tity? And the point, the point being is that
if they could do this to you and weaponize the law and third world country
this which is what they're doing, they could do it to anybody, anybody.
Zuckerberg, Jamie Diamond, Larry Ellison, you, me, Kevin,
if anybody. Let's get to that. Because I said, what's the word
the one word I would describe for you, remember, like Kevin's was salad,
yours was temperance. So here we are a year and a half later.
Yes, well okay, So I always say look for patterns, and
I noticed that the pattern that I'm in is a pattern I was in.
And I only realized that because I retold the story recently on the pod.
Yes, and I went, oh my god, you're doing what you said
you shouldn't do. I'm doing what I've done in the past because I don't
know why. So the question is right. So here's here's here's my point
with with my mental health thing. I don't even know if you call it
that, but trying to just figure shit out. Uh, you got to
get to the root of things. And that's that's the part that sometimes I
always worry. Well, you just talk and talk and talk, and sometimes
talk therapy can become a bitch session, and so you're just or a verbal
dump. Yes, so it feels good for forty five minutes. Then what
Well, I don't know. So my point is I want to get to
what's the root of I did it before, I'm doing it again, same
wordy different players, same story, different players. Why what's the pattern here?
And how come I'm doing it now? I will say this, I
at that time, I lost a job with the Zone and I put on
weight. I might have smoked cigarettes for a little while, I drank,
I spent a lot of money. I've never seen you with a cigarette because
I thought you were allergic to tobacco. I am. I offer you a
cigar like it just swolls me up. So that's cigars especially, and I
like cigars. But uh so there was that, and then I go,
I'm looking at at myself. I should be two hundred pounds. That's like
a perfect weight for me, for your height and everything. It's it's just
for me personally. I'm not my height. They're probably gonna tell you you
feel one night. It's just where I am, like, I feel my
best. I you know, one ninety I start to look a little emaciated,
but I'm probably but a doctor, a doctor would say to you,
that's where you should be. And I go, yeah, somebody careful,
No, but I got relevanve Okay, all right, I'm sorry. We
just said money to like yeah, yeah, yeah right yeah. So uh
so I'm like, okay, I got up to two hundred and thirty eight
pounds recently, recently, and I go, that was my heaviest weight,
by the way, and I'm going, that's mine and that's my heaviest weight.
I think I've that I've got no extra five extra inches me though,
And I go, what am I doing? What the fuck am I doing?
And then the past two weekends, shit has gone down and I'm gone,
and I went, yeah, this isn't This isn't good. Something happened
the previous weekend. Yeah, okay, I know, I mean, I
know what happened is last this past weekend. Yeah, but I didn't realize
something that had happened the previous weekend. Unless I'm missing it was a Memorial
Day weekend. Oh yeah, okay, but I passed out to somebody's stranger's
bed. I was high on I was high and drunk and oh that.
Yeah yeah, yeah. You weren't arguing with anybody. But I'm just saying,
like, but I know there's something driving it. Okay, there is
something that's driving that for me, and I know I know what it is.
I'm not going to say what it is. We all swat we don't,
we don't, But I would love one strengths, waitnesses, opportunities and
threats. Christ wait till you wait for the rest of this show, because
oh cool, I'm looking forward to this for a few days. This is
going to be a little crazy. So anyway, all I'm saying is self
assessment is a good thing, and I have decided and that I should do
that. I'm down by the way to twenty five. But here's the thing.
I was promising myself I I would start running, and I had done
some videos. My hip started hurting and I goes because I'm too heavy.
So I started walking it and going to the gym every other day Jim or
walk right three miles either way. So today I'm like, you know what,
fuck it, I'm going to run and I had to stop a few
times, but I did finish it. And I because I was going to
wait till I got down to like two fifteen to start running again, because
it's just the weight, the weight, and I'm the hard part of young
sometimes that if you wait for that, it may not come. Like I
did that seven weeks of sugarlessness. Yeah, I dropped fifteen pounds and then
I couldn't drop another pound. Yeah, and I ate right, I exercised
everything right, just by metabolis. And that's when I realized I got to
go talk to somebody about my metaboli, which I'm gonna do. So,
I mean, like, sometimes it's hard you sometimes you have to force yourself,
but if it hurts, then I don't want to slip, right,
So but my point is it's part of a bigger picture. Yes, I
understand, what the fuck are you doing. Yeah, what are you doing?
What's the root of the problem. You're on this treadmill, and I'll
call it the circle of insanity. And I only say it that way because
you're doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results but not
getting them. Yes, so that's insane. So what's the root of this
and how do I get how do I get out of it and over a
hump and move on? That's really the thing. Have you figured out that
solution? Are you talking to somebody? Are you going to talk? I'm
going to go talk to somebody. Okay, do I know that somebody?
You do not? Okay, you do not? I went I know a
guy. Uh, there was a lot of people who reached out. I
got to call last night somebody offering up their their guy. I had somebody
else, but I I'll tell you, I just I have a friend who's
the head of this psychology department of Saint John Fisher, who I actually meet
with once a month, but has nothing to do with talking. Psychology has
more to do with It's like a philosophical weirdo clubs. So what I'll call
it? Nice topic? I know, I know, I know it sounds
nuts. Next week. I know it sounds nuts, but like I had
to say to somebody recently because they go, yeah, you know, I
love your podcast blah blah blah blah blah, but there are some episodes and
I go, here's the here's the thing, and I will hint at this.
I I just took random Roulette tapes today and I threw in a tape
and wait till you fucking hear what I found from December of two thousand.
December of two thousand, we will play this ship. It's fucking wild,
but you know, it's kind of feel good. Though. What's that that
enough people have reached out to you that care enough about it? Yeah?
No, that is. It's a wonderful to offer you that kind of support.
Absolutely, because I remember we did a show once and you had either
kicked or punched. I'm not trying to bring up old stuff to stay with
me. You had keep your punched a wall and I punched it and douchebag
Gary calls and I don't even know if he's still alive. I don't know.
I hope he is funny. He goes billy Billy, that's kids stuff.
It is, Come on and you're yeah, you're right. He's like,
I don't have to. He goes, you don't need a psychologist to
tell you you do that. But the boys enough people called up and like
offered their support and their experience, because you know, it's like, it's
not like someone's got this magic potion. No. But but here's the thing.
It's it's the root of it, right, because even your magic potion,
which would be let go and let God Jesus, the human element takes
over and you know, it doesn't know, and the human side of you
goes back to the old pattern. I know Christians who can't stop smoking,
okay, but I mean it's just an example. But my thing is,
like, so, what, What's what happened that you get so mad about
something that you can't hold back? You can't but no, you can't express
it. You can't find you expressed it. No, I understand it.
You can't express it like person. But I've broken this hand a couple of
times. That's why when I when I did instruct boxing, I'm not instructing
boxing currently, I would always say first two knuckles because these break very easily
right minors. So this knuckle is pushed back so far it hurts some time,
whatever, It doesn't matter, point being, what's the root of why
you hit the wall? Not? And we can say somebody said this,
that's all great. Somebody could say something else a week from now that would
piss you off just as equally, why is it getting that way? What's
that? And that's something I've never even thought about. And part of that
is just me getting older, maybe being thinking too much, I don't know,
deeper thinking like what's the room? Well, my thing is like the
root, what's the fucking root? Because here's the thing. I don't believe
life should be hard. I know this whole thing. Life sucks and then
you die, life's a bitch, then you marry one whatever. But my
point is I don't think it needs to be I think we live it wrong.
And when you actually when you're in a good mood and you'd kind of
let go and are happy. Everything seems to be flowing right, you're in
the zone, you're in, everything's great, well okay, But then we
let that human say what goes on in our head that all of a sudden
like this keeps bothering me, in bothering me and bothering me, and I
can't let it go. When I should let it go? Why what is
it? And then what I do is when when that's happening. And I
have said here, I don't think there's any such thing as assertion. There
are people who disagree with me, but there's nobody can really do assert anything
on you, like really you have to kind of be in there on their
wavelength to kind of pick it up. But it sometimes it feels like in
our human element that this person's doing this and it's really hurting me, and
they don't seem to care or they don't whatever. And so my thing is,
because I'm perpetually a child, I will try to hit back twice as
hard, like as though I'm in a boxing match. And it's not physical.
I'm not I've never never hit something. But what I'm saying is verbally,
I'll come at you. I will lash you with a tongue. Oh
I fucking quick, Yes, you think you got shit on me, I'll
fucking go. I will. I have I just it's like zip zips and
it's and and I go whoa, And it's unbelievable. It's like the thought
comes in my head like that person says something and it's a nanosecond and it's
out of my mouth, and it's like it's one that will literally hit you
right between the eyes. I don't want to do that. That's not normal,
that's not nice. That And because then what do you do? You
turn around and somebody's hurt, You drive people away, You will ruin relationships,
you do. But it's because why what happens somewhere? What's the root
of that? What different if you know story? Different players? You don't
let me ask him about three months ago you had an experience with a gentleman
who gave you this naughty Yeah, and that was about a year ago.
Yeah, okay, what was it a year ago? Yeah? Okay?
And I mean do you think that's I don't want to be trite? Does
that sound does that like kind of worn off? Or is that? I
think that that actually helped me kind of try to find these things, find
out what that is, because I really believe like that guy sat with me
and he did an old ancient Indian not not not an American, but dot
not feather. Uh well, I don't know how to say it, India
the Indian, but he whatever, I forget the type of reading, but
it's a pulsaraying but it's an ancient form. He gave me years that are
blocking you, like, preventing you from doing stuff. And I went,
oh, not the years, like, because I knew that's what he does,
and so I had I had the years of my head. Not even
close. Yeah, you're telling not even close. And I would say that.
I just feel like the potential is too great. But the self sabotage
is almost as great or greater. So how do we how do I stop
that? That's it? There, there you go. He can be our
own worst enemies. Yes, but speaking of self assessment. Tiger Woods in
Las Vegas, part of a poker tournament. Phil Helmuth, who is a
famous poker player, one of the best in the world, has this tournament
every year. It raises money. He's also standing there with Ninja, who
is a online gamer and stuff. Tiger looks bloated, his face looks swollen,
his eyes look huge if you really really listen. And I know I'm
going to be tainting the jury on this one. I'm absolutely tainting the jury.
But when I've heard it and you came in just as I was laying
this down, it sounds like Tiger's a little lit up and people were all
worried when they saw this video on X that Phil Helmuth put out, Oh
it's Tiger Woods. Tiger. I'm so proud of Tiger. At the TGR
Foundation, we're doing the Tiger's Poker Knight. We're going to raise a million,
maybe two million dollars, really really nice event. Tiger. I'm so
proud of you for you know, what's your favorite mom with TG Are you
raised like one hundred millions of people. I think it's the story is that
the kids come back and tell first generations ever go to Pepper and go to
college. My parents said, you never go to college. Grandparents said,
you never go to college. At you you ain't ever going college. Flourishing
going to Stanford, Harvard, mit, because you're Yale, going from amazing,
amazing places, do amazing things. One of our girls went through our
learning lab early on. She's one of the directors who landed uh one of
the rovers on Mars Amazing. I mean the grandparents said no college, the
parents said no college. Tiger said, fuck that, I'm sending you to
college. Buddy, Ninja, thank you for showing up here. Absolutely,
man, it's going great. My golf game was terrible. So hopefully my
poker gave him much better. See he sounds cleaner, does he's not drunk?
Oh yeah, I heard Tiger called you. She said him lapping.
Bro, come on now, just this, you do what you do?
You do? Come on? Come on? Well, no, no,
you're gonna look at this video. He's in Vegas. He looks sweaty.
He looks like Vegas beat him. Okay, he's in Vegas. He's it
is loud, so you got to talk over it. He's not the most
socially eloquent. He is not personally agree with that. He was kind of
kept under a class jar by his father for years. Yes. Uh,
at the same time, he may have had a couple of cocktails or a
pill. Maybe I wouldn't get too worried about it. I'm not worried about
it. But but if he was articulate the schools and and and the rover
on Mars, you gotta see him, dude, you gotta please please look
this up. It's on X He's bloated, sweaty face. It was like
me Saturday night. I was bloated, sweating. Oh I think I woke
up in a puddle of me. That the puddle of me. That's right,
that's right, right, all right, we'll take a moment. Do
you mind if we go back to two thousand, because I thought you would
get a kick out of it. I don't mind. Course. I just
popped this tape in and it's from December twenty. But there's a funny connection
to where we're sitting right now to what I was doing twenty four years almost
twenty five years ago. Okay, it was December twenty, December nineteenth,
and then December twentieth, because I had to flip the tape at one point.
You're a poker for Tiger Tournament. It was not, it was not,
but it's something. It's something. It's around Christmas, and I didn't
know what. I still don't know what to think of this, Daddy,
after I listened to it. I don't know what to think of it.
I don't know. So I'm like, I'd like to get your take.
How old were you in twenty I was twenty, you were twenty. I
was. I was a sophomore slash junior at Fisher. I was twenty eight
years old. I was twenty eight years old. I was on CMF and
I was and they had moved me. Well, we'll take a moment and
I'll tell you the whole because I remember one of my classmates went on your
show at one point and it was it was a woman named Kate. And
Kate ended up like almost half naked on the couch. Uh, because like
they're you got. They were like playing like tip for tat or strip poker
or something in the studio or something. Oh wait, wait, but Kate
was a class million years but she was married. No, no, no,
it's a different woman because she called our party. We were all at
a party and she called the party. I was. This is like two
thousand and two. Yeah, I don't know, all right, will I
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It's so funny, it's so terrible. Imagine, imagine this is you
and assholehols like me keep bringing it up. I can't. I never thought
i'd have this many opportunities to play it. But we just played Tiger and
I said self assessment, and I go, Danny, you've got to see
him. What did you say? He looks like he he looks like a
friend of ours that we know. And Clayton, who's I didn't get it.
I didn't get it. He said, wife's Tiger's Tiger's with and tigers.
He's got a bruise on the on the left side of his face.
If you're watching him, it's on the right side, but it looks like,
yeah, he's party. He does not look like he looked at the
at the Masters. He looks swollen and sweating at the peach g listening and
glowing. Yeah, that's cocaine bloat. You could get bloated from coke.
I would have no idea. I thought you get thinner from coke. Wow,
you can. Some people you eat to get your little your motor,
you know, so I don't know. Whatever you do, you're going to
do more of now. Belushi wasn't necessarily thing. And some of these other
guys. So I'll just say that Colon O'Brian was had a joke about somebody
who did cocaine. They said, like, there's like two rats who won't
stop talking. They like people on coke, like won't stop talking. Yeah.
So I got this cassette player that I can uh hooks in USB and
I can I have I have piles and piles of tapes. I probably have
tapes that I don't even know that I have somewhere. So I thought,
well, now that I got the podcast, I don't know what to do
with these things. I really don't. So I'm like, I should do
something. What is that I haven't really determined it yet, but I thought
every once in a while it would be fun or maybe weekly to whip out
a tape. And I thought I was had so many things happening today and
different stuff that I thought maybe we were going to do a live and just
I pulled three tapes. Here's my idea. I was going to say,
Danny, here's three tapes, pull one and we'll do it. Now.
Sometimes some of these tapes start to get eaten up because they're get magnetized or
whatever, so you got to kind of go back and through go, you
know, work it back and forth, and my first one did get eaten
and let me try another one. So I pull this one, I pop
it in and it's right at this point. So in December of two thousand,
I was on a rock station in the northeast Rochester, New York WCMFU.
They had me doing three to seven and then they decided to move me
four to nine and they told me after six I could do whatever they I
wanted, and that was their biggest mistake, but it was also it was
great for me because it was it was really good. And you know,
I can give you more stories from there, but it doesn't matter. So
this happens to be around that time. This is again December two thousand and
I was doing a sex toy drive for underprivileged women. I wanted to call
it toys for twats. They gave him. I did, and they go,
no, no, no, no no, So we call it it's
too comfortable. We have to call it toys for teats. But it's like
Pat McAfee and Kitlin Clark sex sex toys for underprivileged women. I like that
actually better because it's actually toys for taint. No, no, no,
no, no, no, the what you what you actually ended up calling
it was sex toys for under It was the whole thing was sex toys for
underprivileged women. Toys for twats, like toys for tots were toys for underprivileged
children. These were sex toys for under privileged women. It was toys for
twats, sex toys for so they made me change it to toys for teints.
So okay, so I know, Oh that's better. Yeah, it
made that's a lot better, Billy, don't get me going. Don't get
me going on the dumb dumb ship that radio does. That radio still does.
That radio is still no, it's just that because it's like, come
on, what they should have said is Bill, you can do a sex
toy drive for under privileged women. End it there? Done? Yeah?
No, title right, we can't have it. But instead they try to
compromise with me, and I'm going to push it as far as they can.
We negotiated him down, so I know. But I should have been
smart enough to go, it's not toys for I'm not calling it toys for
teen it's too stupid. But it was still had the alliteration and I didn't
care, and it got the point across and everybody knew really what I was
saying, so I didn't. I felt like I want dumb. All right,
So this is a call that I got uh while on the air.
It is long. All these are long. I'm going to play a lot
of this stuff. Will pause it at any point. If you have any
questions, feel free to ask, uh, just you know, just jump
in there. I think I got it. Here we go. This is
from December nineteenth, two thousand, Be Rocking. Also another but a good
time and don't tell me you love me? For spencer Port. Lady on
the phone about the guy in spencer Port. Why are you breaking up with
somebody? Oh? We just kind of an argument. I don't know what
this was about, and I didn't really want to say his name. He
was like, hesitanting he said it was he goes Dave. That's not the
name. Okay, thanks all right, Out to the love Lord. Hopefully
it gets better for you. Hairclub for Men being brought to you by Jeff
Blue Airways. Check them out online at Jeo Blue dot com for great rates
to New York City and No. I love playing and I have a lady.
I have been arguing with for quite a while over our here we go
drive for underprivileged Women. I just want to pause it here for just a
moment, Dan, because I don't know what to think of this. I
really don't. But this, this was me at twenty eight years old.
I met you not long after that. Well maybe I did was long after
that. Oh you met me well after that. Well we didn't mean until
two thousand and seven. Okay, so seven years later. I'm not sure
that a whole lot that's chanced in the last near quarter century. But I'm
not sure what I would think if this were like Jordan on the air or
Jackson on the air. I'm trying to use that head as my filter now
and I'm not sure. But at the same time, I went, yeah,
I get it, all of it. I can still feel it,
I can still understand. But this is a lady who was calling up.
She was arguing, she was very upset over sex toys for underprivileged women.
Remain's on its way out to Greece. She's going to be in the grease
Ridge mall oh yeah, I actually sent Ramene out to collect and you'll hear
remin later on, but I sent him to Greece. So on the nineteenth
we were west side. On the twentieth we go east. So please tell
me these were you unwrapped? Yeah, oh yeah, yah, okay,
I'll parking one somewhere. He'll call us with his exact location and just a
bit. But this lady is like called up, she's like insulted me.
And you know how hard it is for me to hold back. You know
how hard it is for me to not like unload. And I've been on
the phone. I think we found the route. Dude, this is like
the light now. I like to think of a little more mature, a
little more like I've aged right, listen with this lady for a couple of
minutes already, I don't know what I don't know what your problem is.
Lady, you call up and insulted me. How so you're the one that
insulted me for How did I insult you? Because you were you were being
perverted in saying things like I had to ask you if you had heard about
our art. Now, don't forget. I want you to listen. In
the background, she's got her kids there, Okay, listen our toy drive
And you said no, you're a provert. You said no, you're a
pervert. And I said, okay, you said sex toy drive that's right?
Yeah, yeah, what's up with that? That that's what I'm doing?
Yeah, well, you're you're an asshole to do this. She she
stepped right into this. I don't know how I played this because this tape.
I must have said. I must have hit delay. Okay, not
because she drops a f pot Yeah really and insult women and women? Yeah,
how's that insulting to women? I'm helping them? Oh yeah? She
she you start, You came out of the block and you were mean to
me, telling yourself that you jerk. You have no business even being in
the radio business because you're dumb and you're a pervert, and you're you know
what I love though, you know I love no matter what you say.
You've spent over three minutes on the phone with me and you can't hang up.
You can't get yourself away from it. That's how stupid you are.
If you really don't like me, you hang up the phone. Why not?
Because you're that dumb. See, I don't know what to think of
this. I really don't know what to think. Oh wait, it's not
done. You called up. You insulted me first, and now I'm gonna
defend myself. Well, you came at me. No, I don't have
to hang up. I'll sit here all right, okay, and we'll show
how stupid you are, how little you have to do with your time that
you can shit and bitch it met, how little you have to do.
You have no life. You need people like me to give you a life,
to give you a reason to have something to do. Go ahead,
lady, thing you want, because you have no light, go ahead,
the radio cops play, gentleman, that's what it's. Separate herds for a
second. If you ever call a radio show, I want you to know
you have no personal rights. You surrender all rights. You cannot sue.
You couldnt do anything. Once you call a radio show, all bets are
off that voice. Once you know it's over you, you're screwed. There's
no call the cops, there's no FCC help nothing. You're screwed. You
could call the cops to me. You called me, you harassed me.
You have no legal anything. Anybody you want, call anybody you want,
you stupid, you stupid, Call anybody you want, you dumb, dumb
bitch. Here we go now stupid? Are you a three one five?
Yeah? Fuck you. You're the one that started the nonsense about the toy
No, oh yeah, question, I asked you a question that is harassments.
No, it's not. Oh yes, I asked you if you knew
a promotion that I was doing it. But that was it, girl,
Okay, And I'm gonna speak your boss. You speak to anybody you want.
I'll give you the correct spelling of my name. I'll give you the
correct spelling of my name. Keep sitting on the phone. No, I
was seeing four minutes and thirty seconds this time thirty seconds being very polite on
the phone when there was a timer. When it's almost like it's almost like
that seated good fellows were After four and a half minutes, the fens have
to click off. Dude, I can't, like, I don't know what
to think of this. I really don't and weren't and you had to go
off with your little sex toy drive thing. I asked you a simple question,
not even something that you're doing right now. Yes it is. No,
it's yes, it is, ma'am. Yes it is. If you
lest what what was that noise in the background that you were making that was
a dildo. Yeah, that's that's real appropriate. Be doing all the sex
toy drive. Yes, what was the noise it was? I probably had
a dildoing there. Okay, turn it on because I'm trying to think of
some other noises. Oh so that's what that earlier sound was. Okay,
yeah, because I heard except that selling a Yeah, yeah, four women,
fun of your mother? Yeah, do it in front of my mother.
I'll do it to my grandmother. Here's the sad part. I would
I know you. I would like that's not a bulshit line. I would
grab it up your assay, asshole. Okay, this is two thousands.
Why don't you keep talking? Foul language in front of your kids? Is
a foul language in front of your your toothless piglets? You know what?
My husband, I can't wait. Yep, and I may call the cops
to go ahead, and you're gonna get fired if I can help it.
You are what's your name? Your animal? M O R A N I
M A L. Write letters to the world. Lady bringing on, because
you have just spent five minutes and forty five seconds talking to me. So
what you don't have a life, You have no life. I have a
great life. No, you don't, obviously, because you got to insult
women. I don't have to insult women. Man, you insulted me first.
Man, let's get that straight. You insulted me first. I don't
fire until fired upon your question about what I could do for you if I
was under privileged. No I did, you did? No, I did
not. Oh, now you're a liar. No, I'm not a liar.
Man, No, I'm not. So you twist words in your head.
Oh yeah, okay, okay, well you can go to hell.
Okay, all right, I win. I win. You hung up,
you bitch? I win? Okay, all right, all right, well
I don't I don't know what to think of that. Several things, yes,
okay, let's start with that of all your children, Yeah, the
ones with the anger issues we know, which you know. Yeah, okay,
I think that explains that. But this was also don't forget now,
hang on. You have to also remember it's cold December. The rating that
this joke that I knew, I knew exactly what I was doing. This
lady just stepped right into what I wanted because if I fought with her,
and I did in an entertaining way and I called her a bitch, and
I did all these things. I knew that the audience would go fucking ape
shit crazy, and they did. They did, And it likes me as
someone whom if smartphones were around back then, is the the one the woman
who would take a selfie in the bathroom with the kids in the best kids
rounding. It's a film. I don't I have no idea. I mean,
I don't know who that person was. I have no idea. I
know that it was he kind of stepped in. I could have just said,
well, like now, if I were to do it, I would
try to like be a little calmer and go, well, why why are
you offended? That sounds like an underprivileged person to me. Maybe we can
help you. Maybe the toys that are dropped off, maybe secretly we send
you one. Maybe you're not being satisfied. I don't like I would do
that two thousand right instead of yelling. But but that I don't want to
say that was the style of radio at the time, but it was aggressive.
I feel like there was aggressive. You had OPI and Anthony had man
Cow, you had Stern, you had all these guys, and I felt
like that was the environment that you were around, and and if it wasn't
Antia, it fit my personality. So I went to play the next part
of the tape and this is what happened. M at minimal about seven twenty
five. You know, no matter what man, when they come out yelling
at me, I can always count on more animals, animals to come to
the phones to my defense, and sure enough every phone is lit up in
here called I went, oh no, the tape. The tape, so
I pulled it back, flipped it over, and I found some other stuff.
But then I went back and I got these calls. Listen to this
ninety minimal about seven twenty five. You know, no matter what man,
when they come out yelling at me, I can always count on mi animals,
animals to come to the phones to my defense, And sure enough every
phone is lit up in here after yelling at me for doing sex. Choice
runs the privileged women. Sounds like that when you need to be the first
on your recipient list. There you gomfre why it come to your notice?
Notice the commonality between most of the callers. Go ahead, It's okay,
you were right, You're right. There's there's World's four for pleasure. Of
mental imagery for self stimulatory advancement. She doesn't understand that there you go,
thank you see par Animal. Yes, you know who she's related to.
Don't you know that woman from before when you're a part timer who went you're
an asshole, You're an asshole. Some lady called up and screwed with me.
I was an asshole. I was an asshole. So I took the
tape and I put it on the cart and I used to play it all
you're an asshole and I was only doing weekends. Animal, you are the
beast. Thank you. Ce hmm, her animal, Yeah, what's going
on? No? You tell me? Hey, you tell that lady on
the phone. There she needs the six pack picker man, one for the
bag and one for the front man taking hair out. CeMM. You know
mir Animal, you are paratus. I love that. You know. She
had to be a three to one fiber you know what? And I think
she's mad because she ain't gonna get one of your toys for team Dude.
Is that guy? I think that guy is a guy who calls us all
at Charlie, who calls us all the time for three one five, like
he's always like you know, he's a really deep listener to the podcast.
Yeah, he sounds like that guy, the same guy who is it dumb
Brown has just calmed up. I don't know, man. You know,
she calls you and she starts complaining to you and she doesn't even know what
the hell is going on. There you go, CeMM paranam. Yeah,
they're awesome, cm Miranimal, Yeah you got the tape. The tape is
your back. You did not install her one day and there you go,
CMM, you are a d Marri Animal. I come back from I'm going
over the road, Chuck dry right, just get in within range. You
know. I put in CMF because I loved the home station. There here
your ring lady. I'm like, whoa, this is good. This guy
he's okay man, And you're right. She was being a bitch. There
you go, see MP. There you go, Miranimal, Thank you see
him? Miranimal? Yeah? Great, bum com man, Well thank you?
What would they girl upset about it? Only got three minutes. I'm
doing a sex toy drive privileged women. I heard about that. Yeah,
so she was upset about it. Perverted. You gotta wonder like if you
rode a call and only a portion of it on the radio station. Do
you call it and go, hey, what the fuck happened? Hey,
buddy, they tell me? What do you I mess? You're great?
What happened? Hey? You know what her problem was. I'll tell you
right now. She wanted that toy in your hand, but she didn't have
the bottom up to ask for it. There you go, see him,
f Hey, you should have found out where she lived. I would have
donated one for her. He gave her a big one too, sound like
she needed it. All right, that's enough. He listen, We're gonna
check in with Ramin, who's collecting sex toy thunder privileged women out there in
Greece. We'll check on He's like, all right, all right, okay,
So the commonality did you pick up in the commonality of most of the
callers? Yeah? What what? What is it? Well, they all
backed you up for one thing. Yeah, yeah, they're mostly men.
Then that's it. Right there, there a couple of one woman. I
heard it, well, one guy's voice sounded kind of like it was a
feminine, but no, they were not. Just kind of high pitch.
Yeah it was there was all it was all men. And that's it.
And so to that point, right, I get a kick out of that.
It makes me sort of laugh. I don't like that I was that
maybe mean to somebody because to me, don't forget it's also entertainment, because
there's a part of me that goes, ooh, this is like okay,
let's really see where I can take this, right, because I think my
initial instinct it would be to be just if it's here's the thing that I
don't know if this makes you a phony or not, but I will say
that radio is entertainment. This is entertainment, and I like, I know
because I know like me and he and I know me at twenty eight,
I know me at however old I am today fifty two, that it's the
same thing. It's just and now I would probably be a little softer.
And we're also in a softer time, right, I mean that that doesn't
fly as well, but I would say that it feels like yesterday though,
But yeah, you're right, I mean I think we're in a little bit
of a softer time, right. Definitely. I don't know that we definitely
saying like in terms of like memory, Yeah, that really feels like like
like the like the turn of the millennium, for the century. Really.
Yeah, well it feels like yesterday. It really does like the last twenty
four years, twenty five years. Yeah, really have flown. This is
before my before my kids were born. Oh no, it's not, No,
it's not. Oh Jackson was Jackson's baby? Yeah, oh god,
I was a father doing that. Yeah. I was kind of hoping in
my head that it wasn't because what was it. Jackson weren't Jackson Jordan pre
nine to eleven? Jackson was Jordan was not? Okay, yeah, I
know, you're a dad. It's thinking of myself. Yeah, eight years
old, a dad. He's arguing with a woman on the phone. Yeah
yeah, yeah, but but I also ed insults. But it was to
me, it was it was entertainment. Yeah, that's what it was.
What it is. But you have it. You have to see, like
I will tell you and we'll maybe we'll take a break and we'll get to
the other piece of this. Because it carried over to the next day,
but it carried over to other shows. People were calling the radio station talking
about that call because of that. If you can get that in radio,
which you can't get today because you just don't have the people that can even
come up, can do that, can execute that. Now, look,
I'm not going to say that that was the most brilliant thing in the world.
That's not what I'm saying. I do think that you could have done
it and done it funnier and maybe made her look a little silly and tried
to say to her, but ma'am, I really think we could help you
out. Give me your address and we'll have it delivered to you secretly of
a secret van. We'll have a windowless van, just pull up and drop
it off, you know, something like that. Instead it becomes the argument
thing but all male. But here's the thing is, like somebody said something
to me about the podcast and how you know, well, you know,
I like this this is And they said to they, and they sort of
paused and looked at me, and I said, here's the thing. For
me, the one thing I love more about the podcast is that I can
be more of myself, like that is a portion of who I am.
But I'm also telling you right now that I knew I could push this because
I knew the entertainment value, and I knew that my I knew the core
listener of that station fucking would go crazy because I did that, and I
said something to every woman that ever said shit to a guy that they were
doing something wrong or they did this, I could now be the guy.
I could be there, you know what I'm saying. And I knew they
would live vicarious, they wrong, maybe entertaining, yes, And for a
rock station, a mal rock station at night, you wouldn't want anything to
up but that at least then, So I get it. Point being today,
Could you do that some of that on a podcast, sure, But
I also don't want to do just that. And I love that we have
a rotating cast, and I love that I get to do one on ones,
and I love that I can get into some really deep, fillosophical,
weird shit and I can talk about the universe and things like that. And
there are people I know that there are people that does not appeal to.
I know that as people who who get mad at me for that, and
I know that there's also people who absolutely fucking love it and have written me
and said, I'm so happy to hear somebody say these types of things.
So, but I couldn't do that on that station. Do you understand things?
You were restricted? As silly as that sounds, you were restricted I
could push the envelope anywhere I wanted, within the boundaries of what that raine,
what that lane was, and I could widen the lane a little bit,
and I always did, but that wasn't the place. I still can't
believe you got a wait with all the swear words. Well, I hit
the delay and the only you can hit I had a No, I had
like a on the minute. Yeah, I had a minute, but and
it only dropped out in seven second incremation. So wh when you and I
worked together because of Tommy, we had well you two thirty seconds, Yeah,
you had three times. After three times, you're screwed, you're flying
without a net. Yeah, this was I think that. I think it
was almost a minute. And the only swear that I think it delayed was
the F bomb. Okay, I don't think I think bitch you could say
yeah, yeah, oh wow, you could because like we when we had
the discussion, Okay, when we're dumping the word a hole in a replay,
is it the A part or the whole part? We want to get
the word in there, We want to understand, we want the audience to
know. These were the conversations. I know, I know, but it's
like back to the Toys for twat thing. I mean, all you needed
was somebody who could be I would be willing to listen. Like I had
bosses that I loved, two two guys I really really loved working for.
I could tell you I can name them both. You can Stan Maine you
got it and Seohn Thomas, you got it. And stan Maine would walk
in and say to me all the time, hey, baby, don't turn
it into a gas station, meaning don't make us lose our license. Yeah,
and he goes, do whatever you want, but don't do that,
and I knew what the line was. And then you know, this was
the late Rick McKenzie who was the program director at the time, and he
came to me and said, well, can we co twice for Tayte?
Why don't just go, buddy, get rid of the title because that's gonna
really that that we're two on the edge there, and I'm uncomfortable with it.
And as the boss of this radio station, it's my ass. So
no, but you can do the sex toys sexty driver for underprivileged women this
one. And I would have been fine. I would have gone great or
or I would have gone gone the whimps on the But either way, I
wasn't gonna say it, but I could certainly play myself as the you know
what I'm saying, like the put down and all that. So I missed
that kind of radio though, But I'm not saying it was the most It
was like it was like the most brilliant piece, like you said, but
like you're not gonna have the amore just like you might call after ten o'clock.
You can't call a radio station no or no and have conversations with a
jock no and have it like like the jockolate proposes a scenario. Hang on.
I said this the other day to somebody. I'm the podcast, I
think, and I'm sorry if I'm repeating, but if any I know there
are radio people that listen to this podcast. Oh yeah, I know.
They're radio people outside of this where we live and listen to it. I
get written from them, and I will say that I wish radio would go
back to more of the community stuff because I got to a point in my
career where I was the voice you heard in Huntsville, Alabama. I was
the voice you heard in Brian, Texas. I was the voice you heard
in Sacramento, California, Illinois, Iowa, Ohio, Dayton, Ohio.
Oh that was you. Yeah, I mean all on the Panhandle, all
you know, all these places, so my And here's the point. It
became that radio got so big and then they have to respond to shareholders,
and because of that, you're cutting jobs. So now it's it's cheaper to
just pump somebody in. And I think even where we live, I don't
know that you have a live personality outside of maybe one station after the morning
show. I don't know that you do. I don't think you do,
and I don't I don't think. I'm honestly, I'm going I'm going through
my head right now. Now. There may be a live show on some
of these music stations the primary play like for the afternoon drive home, but
you're midday. No, I think it is. I think there's one that's
here, one that I know of. I didn't know that. Yeah,
one I know of. But other than that it music stations. There's one
station I think has live shows. And even their lineup isn't all live,
okay, or I mean, let me rephrase that, even their lineup isn't
all local, isn't all local and so everything right, everything's live. So
when you hear like, you know Dave Kine's show where he was on after
or before me, right, that show is now somebody from Denver right right
pumping it in the day. But for it sounds fine by Charlie, it's
it's not the But here's my point, like if you went back to you
know, even if it was music right now, the streaming stations, streaming
has really kind of destroyed. Uh. We could say some of the radio
stuff, but I said this, maybe I don't know what the reason I've
been listening to the Chris Stapleton station on Serious XM, I've been listening to
the John Mayer station. And one of the reasons I love those stations more
than anything is because those guys talk about the music that they loved, why
this song meant something to them that not one, not even ones they did.
This song was one of the ones that say and influenced me. This
was a song that reminds me I thought of this, Here's why I did
write this song. Here's what I was trying to do with this song,
Here's what I all kinds of shit or I heard Chris Stae and I'm repeating
this and I apologize, but I just heard him say I'm pretty sure it
was Waylon Jennings. He goes, got to open for Whalon Jennings, never
met him, never met him. Oh okay, even though I got even
you're on the tour, but you could know just at this one show I
opened for him, they asked me to come out and open. He goes,
So we opened the show for Whyalon Jennings never met him, And all
of a sudden, his tour manager walks up to me after the show and
says he has a really tightly rolled joint in his hand, and he goes,
this is from Whalen. He said he did a great job. And
he goes, I have that joint framed behind glass in my basement with a
hammer that says breaking case of emergency. Wow, just because But isn't that
a cool story? Okay, So those are the things that radio. You
get that intimacy. I get to know the artists, I get to know
the thing. If you brought radio back, even if it's music and it's
somebody that's driving going to your town, living where you live, driving the
roads you drive, I believe that that's a real connection and I also think
that musically, there were guys like south Side Johnny was my example the other
night, that were regionally big because they got radio play in certain regions.
Do they become superstars around the country. No, they became pockets of the
country that really loved them. But you know, Poughkeepsie played Southside Johnny a
lot. Southside came and played the Chance I love south I would have never
heard them had they not played them, he would have he got played nowhere
else really on radio. And that's my point. Philadelphia had bands that you
know, you got the Philadelphia all that came out of there because the radio
stations were playing it. Someone driving through heard it or growing up in Buffalo.
We have this thing called border culture, so you heard everything coming in
over from Toronto and Saint Catharines. Right. So now the Tragically Hip and
the Bare Naked Ladies are coming in long before well hit the Hip never really
saw it in the United States, but the bar Naked Ladies did, and
you heard them long before they got popular here. That was pretty cool because
they had the Buffalo stations had to play that stuff. Yeah, just to
keep their audience share away from the Canadians, right, they're competing across the
border too. That was radio, yeah, and it still is over there.
Yeah. I'm just saying, like, I just think if you went
back to that, there was something about it that I think that that would
be healthier for radio, and I think would actually help that industry because people
go, radio's dying, and I will argue back, as a podcaster,
Yeah, who's spent thirty years on the radio, I'll argue back, No,
it's not. It just needs to be retooled. It just needs to
be retooled. And I think the answer is go smaller. I wish I
knew some really rich guy that would buy a couple of the stations, and
I go, I'm working on a pilly, Let's make it happen. Let's
make it happen. Let's bring it back local. And I guarantee you if
you did that, you'd fucking crush, you crush, you'd crush an ad
dollars, you'd crush and every I mean I remember twenty years ago, not
to be labeled the point, but when you and I worked there wed with
Tommy and we did the break room. We had a lot of characters calling
the show rac and Randy was one of them, among others, Toothless Eddie
and others, you know. And the thing is, you're not going to
get a Race and Randy or a toothless Eddie. You know, with the
national m you can, and you might. I mean Stern did it,
he was able to do that. But my point is that, like you
couldn't run into those guys into Peka, Kansas, you know, but you
could run into him and you're if they were from Tapeka, Kansas. Yes,
you know, if you're broadcast to get to pick with those guys calling
into Peka, Kansas exactly same thing. You can run into Race and Randy.
You could run into it. Like remember that one time Batavia downs right,
We're just doing a show and Toothless Eddy's got his Toothless Eddy shirt out
and the guy walks up, Hey man, that's we're just in his earshot.
It's like, holy cow. Like he knows the characters of the show.
Like Brad Davies when we did sports radio, he would embrace these guys
for the previous guy like pooh pooed them. I'm not gonna let you.
He's like, if a guy wants to call himself the beast of the East
came out. We had a blast. Yes, all right, we'll take
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of living like a black man, and I was like, yeah, I
get it, and I'm not getting black. I didn't totally understand that,
but I saw these guys once Nickelback, they opened up forever clear, hang
on Nickelback. This song wasn't two thousand, This is like fourteen, This
is two thousand. Yeah, I didn't hate them. Why does Nickelback get
so much shit? So I had to look this up. Okay, when
I get poored, I go down these rabbit holes escal because when you don't
have kids, you have time to think. Okay, It's like I asked
a sign that. Yeah, So I went to ask the internet, dear
Internet, why do people hate Nickelback? Because I unterested it, and apparently
like they have this frat boy like image, or they've written songs and a
kind of massogynistic. And also I think being from Canada doesn't help matters either,
because you know they're Canadian, right, But I mean they're talented,
but so is Brian Adams, so is Yeah, but they've never been massaging
this dicker or you know sixty nine. Yeah, we get more frat boy
than Summer sixty nine. But the way it's written, my father used to
tell me this dandy. Listen to this country music. It's wholesome. I'm
like, dad, they're singing about whiskey. Shut up. It's wholesome because
the way they seg this story, the way they presented the story like Son
of a Preacher Man, not a country song. The song don't Lost to
Your Virginity, but it sounds like it's a very gentle song about a preacher
boy and his girlfriend. Yeah, but this song how You remind Me?
Yeah, the way I took it was how you remind me of how i'ma
like not good enough for you? You hockey to get. This is when
people like nickel back at some point they think, I guess turned heel.
I don't. I don't know. I don't know. Like Creed went through
the same thing when they found out that Scott Staff really wasn't this great Christian
guy who saw a little nutty. Oh yeah, a little nutty all right.
Back to two thousand, so we heard the call from the UH toys
sex toys for underprivileged women. I was raising sex toys for underprivileged women.
Pop, what did you raise? By the way, I don't know,
but this is so here is uh so. When the tape started to get
eaten. We heard ninety she am ating miranimal about seven twenty five. You
know, no matter what man, when they come out yelling at me,
I can always count on mi animals animals to come to the phones to my
defense. And sure enough every phone is lit up in here. What we
called it? Okay, so there we go. We knew that that happened.
So that's when I flipped the tape over and uh here's and ladies,
if you don't have a penis in your life, I am doing a sex
toy drive for underprivileged women. This is the next day. Ladies, just
call up because tomorrow will day week. Tell me why you're an underdoming woman
and why you deserve these toys that are I don't think I got one woman
to call now. Ramene is over in the in the public parking lot in
Fairport. I'm over at Fairport Village Landing, across the street from where our
studio is. Now. How weird is that twenty twenty five years ago nearly
he was across the street. I believe. All right, Fairport Village Landing,
you will find Ramine. He's got some uh cmf static stickers on his
car. That's right, you drop off a new unwrapped sex toy for an
underprivileged woman for our toys for teints, and he'll hook you up with a
great prize. You have a brilliant idea. Now, CDs, you got
all kinds of CDs. Have got get certificates to the Newport House. To
the Newport House. I used to do a live broadcast from there in the
summer. Remember food on the Newport House in a beautiful setting, just for
dropping off nights there. Hurry up, I still got a ticket to the
Hot Oil wrestling to night that too. Oh yeah, you can get out
here, get a couple of those and run up to Water Street. That
should be a good time. It's like I'm Santa Claus over here. You
are Santa Claus, your bona clause, except for you know, Santa Claus
doesn't sit in parking lots and ask for Gilbert. Well he does, but
he's usually an escape of a mental patient. Right, there's that one for
me? Was very sharp? Oh really sharp? Went's it back to be
an engineer? Yeah? Yeah really, I loved him. He was my
favorite intern. They took him away from me. He was my favorite.
You weren't an intern no, I was talking about Kevin for me was my
favorite. Well because it was never your intern. I know that was because
I wasn't doing this kind of radio when Kevin was around, and it was
a great intern. But Kevin was Kevin Kens experience in radio would probably have
been with Carlson and mackenzie. Seriously, Kevin made it sound like you were
with Marconi when you invented the radio. You Kevin and Marconi. Well,
I don't know about that, but all I can say is Kevin was great.
But I think Kevin probably got more experience and better exposure with Carlson mc
kenzie. They were fantastic. They were, and I think he did a
nice job with them. Ramin, though, got taken away from me.
I remember hearing about this because I sent him to a gay bar to find
out how much a blowjob is meeting the shot, and I put him on
the air and he did it, and then I was told that he was
a bad influence on me, And I'm like, bad influence on me?
Who the fuck do you think came up with it? I just like none
of it made none of it made sense, But we'll make a mark with
wise. So they put him with wise, that's right. But here's the
thing. I think that I think that the I think they were trying to
protect me. I think somebody said you got to get rid of Billy because
he's he's too over the edge. And I wonder if this person, now
that ilk back goes bad influence was me, We're gonna move for me and
won't say it. I really do, because this person that saved me has
tried to hire me everywhere they've gone, okay, and they were a huge
fan of mine, so Kevin Lei Gribt he was, And uh, I
do, looking back, wonder if that's the case. What what do you
loving? Just the absurdity of the explanation, but I understand the sense behind
him. Yeah, I think the explanation. I'm thinking somebody's like saying it
with a wicky But I said, look back now right as an older guy,
because at the time, I'm like, what are you talking about?
And I was so bummed out because I love that kid. It was the
summer of yes, So all right, let me see if this is the
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He adds great prizes for you dropping them off, including twenty five dollars
gift certificate to eat at the Newport House. Not bad at all, Ladies
looking for you, call up and tell me why you deserve these unused I
don't know. Back that twenty five dollars gift card could take you and your
date out to the Newport House probably or take a big chunk off. Yeah,
I mean that was a big deal. Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Uh. I don't think one woman ever called that. Next toys,
why are you an underprivileged woman? Tell us why just come up here tomorrow
and you can. You can pick up the toy of your liking for free.
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your own world, you know what I mean? Tony Iomi from Black Sabbath
doing a solo thing getting some help, so this will roll. They've goodbye
Lament and see them out. Let's see. I don't know black Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah. I played two for animal. Yeah, it's
damn from South to Seventh. Hey, good day, my Canadian friend.
I was listening to Weez's show this morning, and so Weeze was the morning
guy. It's still on the radio legendary legendary in the National Radio Hall of
Fame, which is one of is very impressive, very impressive. Dude called
in and figured you were going to get fired for going off on that broad
last night. Yeah, did you hear it? I never heard it.
We were out shopping last night, right and and uh, I said to
my wife here sitting here this morning, and Buddy comes on and says,
you know, he's probably gonna get fired, And I said, man,
oh man. A couple of weeks ago, he was talking about retarded Mexicans
falling at the top of the tree. I go, what was I don't
even know what I was doing? What was I saying? And the guy's
so casual about it. He had his job after that, I said,
calling that ticke of skank bitch is nothing. I never called her a skank
bitch. You know. I heard about this too. We had like a
Christmas party today, like gathering, and I walked in there and people are
like, hey, man, you call a girl a skank holl I go,
no, I never did. I called her a bitch. I called
her a dumb bitch. Because she was calling up yelling at me about my
toys for taint, you know, the sex toys for underprivileged women. Yeah,
I heard that. Yeah. Well she was saying how perverted I was,
and I was going, well, if you don't like it, hang
up. And she's like, you're you're a pig, You're this, and
I go hang up the phone. Then she goes, no, I go,
that just shows how stupid you are and what little life you have.
But I never called her a skank hole. She's got yelling that she's gonna
get fired and all this like a girl head on the air. Yeah,
it was all on the air. I was gonna, you know what,
I heard about it, and I was gonna dig up the phone call and
play it back because I have it. I have it on tape, and
I figured, you know what, no one wants to hear that again.
It's all wait, twenty five years, I never called her a skank ho
and and you know what I do, still my job, and obviously she
has no power to get me fired. Exactly, just just the weight of
the words, you know. I never called her a scare Cole called her
bitch like like as if that's if there's a there's some type of difference,
like wow, that's cross of the line. Is a cross of the line,
that one, that's a whole other level. That's right. I'll defend
my old self exactly. There you go. Well, I have a very
merry Christmas, all right, family, Thank you her boy. That's the
remixed version with the gun at the end. And they went back after every
song that Kurt Cobain sang and they blew his brains so stupid. That's a
terrible joke. What are you laughing at? It's a terrible joke. Yeah,
but that's the idea though I think I played a gunshot man. Remaine
is out in the village landing parking lot collecting sex toys, unused toys for
underprivileged women. We're calling it toys for taints. It's uh, we're gonna
give them a call here, but let me grab this line. He CMF.
Hey yeah, hey Mirnaal buddy, couple of things real quick. I'm
a delivery driver on pizza. I just heard that call you had just a
couple of minutes ago about that call yesterday. I tried to get a hold
of yesterday real quick to a show. So here's my point, like for
radio that this this dumb bit that I did, and I'm not saying it's
that good. I will tell you that this should get you hired anywhere because
you did something that got people to come back. They the ones that missed
it, talked about it. They called your station again. You got more
people invested in your radio station from And I'm not saying it was great.
I'm just saying it was like just edgy enough that people were calling a morning
show to ask about the guy who did something at seven twenty at night.
Remember I did the time, Yeah, seven twenty at night. Who fuck
it. There's something called p u R people using radio, It drops to
almost nothing after seven o'clock. It drops to literally almost nothing, especially in
where I was at the time. And I go, so you did that,
you got people to call there, and then this guy's calling up to
go last night. I'm like you, that was the kind of radio and
I loved it because it was momentum. It was the next day, it
carried over. It was all this shit, and I go, that's the
stuff that I think is missing from radio today. I'm not saying you have
to be yelling at people, that's not my point. But nobody's doing what
we would be referred to as serial content, at least that I don't listen
to the radio. I listened to satellite, so maybe I'm just as bad.
But the thing is, though, I've listened to satellite for years and
that's missing from there too. It is a little bit and like Howard does,
even though he's only on really Live two days a week. But the
thing is, though, is that you have all these channels, and you
have all this talent. You know, you could do stuff like that.
You do have jocks who could tape stuff like have national calls coming in and
talking about it on your own little niche Yeah, on Saturday Radio. They
choose not to do it. That bothers me a little bit. Man.
I had to pull over. I was laughing so hard. When you're talking
to that lady man, I was dying so tonight. I was how many
guys you got out at? Uh? I deliver right out in Fairport,
right in the village. How many guys you got out there at the dough
Lanning Parkman? What's the just formIn? Just for me? I bring your
man and pizza there? Thank you, guys. Oh you the man?
Look at that. I'll tell you what. I drive around all night long,
man, and your show just makes my damn night every night. Man,
I left my ass off. Well, I appreciate it. That's kind
of you to say, and Ramine will thank you. And I'll have to
a calm and let him know. Yeah, yeah, what is he like
on his pizza? Man? Pepperoni good? Yeah, Pepperoni's great him pineapple
all right? Thanks funny. Yeah, see, he's allergic to shrooms.
I just I just that was it. But I I there was something about
it. Hearing it again and I went and it's a little rough around the
edges. I get it, But there was something there that was pretty entertaining.
It was even entertaining twenty five years later. It was sort of entertaining.
I would love to hear like Wee's and Tommy's reaction the following morning,
just to see how they don't know what they would have done if they dug
up the I think that I know this. There's more than guys like are
digging for content. Well, I think that I know what. I'm sure
I know what happened. I'm sure I know what happened. Okay. I
I think that any kind of like yelling at a listener was not like Weeze
would be like, it's yeah, these toys for twade. You know.
I think it was probably poop poot and maybe not. I have no idea.
I didn't hear it, so I don't know, but I'm just going
by that now. I did grab. I did find a bit. I
didn't do a bit. I used to do bits like this is a produced
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you voice both parts? Yeah? Okay. But here's the thing. I
go, I don't even remember. I must have written that whole thing out.
I must have gone into a production studio, cut each thing individually,
sped up the alf, made the on hold music, put it through a
filter so it sounds like it's on hold. Then when it deep in the
voice, did the whole thing, recorded it all and then loaded it into
a system so I could. But I went, holy fuck was and it
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it was, like, you know, I don't think it was bad.
It wasn't as a right, I mean, it's so the reason why I
said, seidl what six, because at that point se six was still the
area code and like all through one fin no care through well I was,
but I just it was. It was. I don't know, it was
amazing, and I my whole life, I just like to play. Now
as I've gotten older, I've gotten more curious about things. And I still
like to play, but I like to get into deeper discussions and stuff.
That's all one of my funny. I used to like, the one thing
I could do with you is like you're like, damn, if you want
to do a bit, just do a bit. Yeah. And my whole
thing was taking songs and splicing stuff in a song or phenomena phenomenal. I
always liked it because I didn't know what was coming. Or the one time
we had a guy who used to call up the show called Limo Joe,
and Limo Joe always had a problem and he had Paranello defend him, and
then he had some issues with Paranello. They got to a fight. They
got to a fight and he I'll kill you before the cancer kills you.
That's what he said. Paranelo told him because I guess Lemo Joe had cancer
at one point. I'll kill you. He said this on the news.
I'll kill you before the kids, just the people. So I shook Kocabo
and remix it to Limo Joe. Was so funny, so funny. All
right, well we'll take a break, we'll get into some real stuff.
There. There's a story locally, and then I want to compare it to
a story nationally. Uh one in the national one will be more I guess
celebrity based. But it's just interesting to me these two things. And and
I don't know. I don't want to blame the victim. That's that's the
is that our in a vernacular? Now? Okay? But on this one,
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with a forehead? Did it grow? Going from I'm still a white jerky
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if you got to see it. We always had these entertaining He's a there's
something going on there. Uh, speaking of entertaining, I did hear something
that I I think it is worth playing just before we move on to something,
and that would be the I don't know if you had heard, uh
Stephan Diggs talking about his time with Josh Allen. Did you hear this?
Yes, I didn't hear that. I heard about I didn't hear it.
Yeah, this is uh Stephan Diggs talking about Now he's a Texan and so
he's being interviewed out in Texas. He's up at the podium at that point
hard New York. You know, when I left Minnesota or whatever, likely
good player Polly's sell for myself. I just I didn't realize he was highly
highly complimentary. All I said was like when I left Minnesota, I they
let me go to the Bills, but I don't think it was with the
best of intentions. He goes, I get there, Josh was very welcoming
and I wouldn't be here today. I wouldn't have this opportunity had I not
had Josh Allen throwing me at the ball. Absolutely and and he was,
you know, and I think they I think they made each other. I
think he built Josh's confidence, and I think they made each other. I
think, But I don't know if John, I would assume Josh may say
something similar to that. Well, you gotta people people forget, you know,
he was so like wrapped up at Josh Allen's success. People forget.
There was talk that, you know, Allan still needed to make another leap
before Diggs got there. I mean, they had made the playoffs in twenty
nineteen, but Alan, it wasn't because Allan was this great passer, he
was this great athlete, and they had a lot of luck that year.
But it was like, can he make the leap? Could Alan make the
leap? And he made the leap, but Stefan Diggs had a lot to
do with him making that leap. Absolutely. Yeah. Uh well, anyway,
now there's a story that is, uh, well, we'll do the
local one first. And it's just an interesting thing to me. And I
said, what's the vernacular. Don't don't blame the victim, Yes, victim
shaming. He'll be a victim shamed. I don't want to blame the victim,
but that poor lady in three one five. Yes, you insulted and
called it skank ho, but you didn't call her scan co I didn't you
called her? Well? Did you hear how the words got changed? Yeah?
The devil works, Billy. It's always my thing on rape. Was
like, it's not what was said or you're hearing import but whatever. All
right. So this is Channel thirteen News with don alheart one of his last
broadcasts. I would assume he used weather authority. This is thirteen Wham News
at six. It's the local ABC affiliate. We begin to I with new
details following the arrest of a former basketball and softball coach now accused of committing
sex crimes against a student athlete. Okay, terrible, Yeah, former coach
sex crimes against the student athlete. Here we go, Good evening, I'm
don Al hard Well. Authorities are now asking anyone with additional information to come
forward and stressing for parents to be vigilant. This follows the arrest of Ann
Collins, who used to coach JV girls basketball and softball at Brockport High School.
Authorities say she engaged in sexual contact with a fifteen year old student athlete,
fifteen lask Carly Minor. Johnny is now with new details about the case
from Carly Minor on the story that's last show. Can't make it up.
I shareff's office. Yeah, don authorities say the sex crimes occurred six years
ago and the victim came forward in March of this year, six years ago.
I don't. I don't know. I want you to hear the rest
of it. I don't know. I can't say to the coach is a
woman? Yeah? And the victim I'm going to say, I'm going to
go out on a limb. I think, if I'm just assessing using my
highly trained police detective skills, this is a woman on woman crime. I
think this is a woman on woman. I think this is a woman and
she found a woman and they had women scissors. Okay, all right,
that's what I think happened. Now, I did to raise an eyebrow at
six years. I believe six years for a lot of things. Is the
statute of limitations before you can file a good point. I'm not sure what
sex crimes. I know in New York State they had opened it up,
but I'm not sure that that's still the case. Well, we can bring
I think it's ten years now okay, all right, that would make more
sense. So because we're the case in Syracuse where the Bernie find the basketball
coach, yeah, and the two guys who accused him, and they found
out that the case is credible. But there was only five years, and
then Coole extended it to ten years. Okay, and it was his wife
too, right, Bernie f Yeah, yeah, her too. Yeah,
all right, So let's listen to more of this from the local ABC affiliate.
Absolutely trust has been violated. A former JV girls basketball and softball coach
now facing felony criminal sex act charges. Deputy say twenty eight year old and
Collins had sexual contact. She's twenty eight today, making her twenty two when
the crimes happened with a Brockport High School student athlete who was fifteen at the
time in twenty eighteen. According to the felony complaint, Collins was twenty two
at the time. Sergeant David Bolton is an investigator with the Monroe County Sheriff's
Office. The defense facing five counts of criminal sex act in the third degree,
so there was no force alleged in the complaint. The charges basically stemmed
from sexual acts that happened between a minor and an adult. The allegic victim
came forward in March of this year. The Brockport School District says, and
Collins worked as a coach for those district teams from twenty seventeen to twenty twenty
two. There's five separate acts, instent, that's stop because you know where
my head goes. Right For five separate acts, I'd like to bring in
Officer Johnson. He watched them about twenty seven hundred times, all five rights,
sir, over and over again. They were caught on film. Doesn't
it sound that way? The gators determined none of these alleged interests. I
shouldn't do that because again that somebody, somebody, her actions took place on
school property. Collins began working as a social worker at Monroe Onons in twenty
Nineteen's one says Collins did not return to work last fall. She posted bail
after being arraigned in Sweden Town Court on Tuesday. The case prompting Sergeant Bolten
to remind parents of miners when they come home from school, ask how their
day went, see their changes in behavior. Monitor for changes in behavior patterns
that change, friends that change secret, becoming secretive, hiding their their communications
on their phone, these third party apps, things that you can't monitor.
Is exactly right, Daddy, much for teenagers teenagers, which which is tough,
and I have a different thought process us on this. Authorities are not
aware of any other alleged victims at this time, but not one with additional
information is asked to call nine one one don okay? All right? So
I wonder if this was Brockport, somewhat of her rural district. I don't
know that if you were, let's just say, a lesbian, that you
were very well accepted. This girl notices something about you that she's twenty one,
twenty two. Maybe I'm way off base here, I don't know,
and something goes on. Maybe she fell in love and girls do mature faster
than boys. That's pretty scientifically based. I think. I don't think you
need to even do an experiment. I'll give you my fourteen year old son,
and then I'll show you a fourteen year old girl, and they're light
years apart. Let's just put it that way. So the I don't know
what happened here. There's a piece of me that feels very bad for this
twenty eight year old woman who I don't know if you thought you got away
with it, but at fifteen you could have been somewhat manipulated into a relationship.
It is possible. Uh but you know, fifteen isn't outrageously young for
people to be having sex young, But it's not. It's not unheard of.
And let me put you this way. My my my older sister who
passed away, she's my half sister. She had a separate grandmother and great
grandmother. Her great grandmother gave birth to her grandmother when she was fifteen.
Yeah, and I was considered back then, I was considered like almost normally.
Yeah, it isn't today. It isn't today. No, so,
but you're but at the same time you could yeah, right and so.
But I'm just saying to even be experimenting is not oututrageous to the experimenting with
sex or you know, falling around in somebody's basement and you keep putting the
hands to the guy's handback, ye, get it stop, put it stop?
So uh stop So this, I don't know, there's a part of
me that feels bad and I want to go you wait six years, you're
you're now twenty one, she's now twenty eight. Could they have had a
relationship in and ended? And you're mad what happened? Why now? And
because here's the thing, and it's terrible, and I don't know what happened
to the victim. I don't know what happened to the victim. I was
sexually molested, but I was seven, right, I didn't know what I
was doing. Right, there was nobody, you know, But at fifteen,
you have hormones. And it's, like I said, it's not uncommon
right to even experiment a little bit, even if it's just what they used
to call it, petting, h petting. Yes, so all right,
but in this case, I go, boy, I hate seeing someone's whole
life, their whole life upended because you're found guilty of this. Even I
don't care you're you're tainted with this. I believe that you probably can't get
a job in a school coaching kids or being a social worker again. You
may have to leave the state, you may have to find a whole different
career. And you know what, maybe that's the right thing. Maybe that
that's the punishment fits the crime. I don't know the whole the ins and
outs, but I don't. I would be surprised if there's another victim.
And yeah, you need to talk to your kids and you need to open
up things. But I gotta say, if this were my kid, I
don't want them in therapy. If this were my kid, and talking the
fifteen year old, yeah, okay, or now twenty one, let's get
you in therapy. Let's figure this out and let's see how you really feel.
Did this really screw you up? I don't know, because I hate
seeing people just fucking put in a dumpster and thrown away. Yeah, Bob,
So let me say this first of all, if let's let's let's which
is shitty, because this fifteen year old girl could be very damage, but
benefit of the doubt. Let's say if this didn't happen, they said it
happened five times, so they could tell that happened five times. Well,
I don't know how you even proved that. I don't know how you prove
that. But she's been accused of this five different times. Okay, let's
say it didn't happen at all, because there be people have been accused of
stuff that nothing's ever happened exactly. Okay, So let's give that if that's
if that's the case, then this is awful. We have to put that
on the table just to have so everybody had his understanding. Who's the head
coach in uh in Webster, I don't know. Uh it's not Kwame Brown
Well anyway, but he was found not guilty. Yeah, he was found
well. Mark Chmurrow was a tight end in the NFL similar situation. He
was found not guilty too, But I mean party at his house. He
had to push it to trial. And I won't tell you. There's many
people who will tell you in these cases you don't win, so you just
walk away, right and I'll hear again a fifteen year old, I can't.
There's no legal defense for it. You're underage. And now they're saying
something happened. The thing is, though, is the let's say that something
did happen, okay or five, something's happened. You're a teacher. Come
on, you knew there's no there's no like hitting around this. Well yeah,
yeah, I mean you're right. I mean, like, I mean,
now, is it crappy that somebody waited so long to come out.
I don't think she was a teacher, she was the coach. I think
she was. I think she was like a qualified for a college degree at
that point. I think she was a twenty one year old person who maybe
played bad, you know, those sports and was good at them. Maybe
that was her album. I have no idea to bring her back. She
becomes the JV coach, you know, and all of a sudden, hey,
and you see somebody in charge of students. I know, but you
stay, I know, but you gotta you gotta, like, you know,
keep your head about you. I mean, it'd be one thing if
like there was like some type of like lying and manipulation. Yeah, yeah,
I mean there'd be if somebody was manipulating the situation. And maybe maybe
she was this this woman. Maybe it was manipulated for the other end.
You know, I'm saying like, oh, like, oh I didn't know
they were that age. Then I could see the case, okay, like
because somebody looks like older than they are or whatever. But this is a
situation where you can't you gotta know better. You're dealing with high school kids.
It's hard to not it's hard to feel bad for somebody speaking the You
are speaking the truth than I am. I mean, like you are speaking
the truth. I there's a piece of me that just hates seeing somebody lose
everything over what I think might have been seen as a real relationship. And
to what was the age difference between them? Six years? Yeah, I
mean it's not or eight seven years, but not not that, not that
out reason. The weird thing. If you're in another state, this isn't
an issue. Well, if fifteen is the age, that can say if
it is in one state, it's not here, that's the seventeen. So
that ends the argument. Yeah, no, no, I understand that.
I understand that it ends my even my defense, it ends it. But
I get that. I mean I feel, let's put this way. I
mean, the coach should have known better. This shouldn't have even been a
thing that came up. Okay, But that being said, then why didn't
somebody come forward sooner? Right? Did this real because there was a situation
or not everybody a year ago? Maybe it was brought sooner and the school
ignored it. I mean that's a possibility too, because she didn't work there,
because she left. You know what I'm saying. She left. We
haven't no other victims, We can't find anybody else. Blah blah blah,
blah. So to really get it to go anywhere, you gotta go more
to the legal route, and maybe and those things take along. I mean,
there was a sure is that possibil There was a situation in this area
but about firefighters, where somebody started a relationship. He was like twenty two,
she was sixteen at the time, and all of a sudden, like
they so they dated for several years, and they waited until she was legal
before they announced it to the world that they were dating. And then all
of a sudden, they break up after about five six years. And then
the girl turns around and says, well, yeah, we were in a
relationship. We were sixteen. I want to press charges. You know what
I'm saying. That to me is like vengeance because somebody broke broke up with
you. I was is that one? Is that with this initial my initial
knee jerk reaction to the story was that. And it just made me because
I keep reading about Demi Moore sixty one years old. Yeah, Ashton flirting
around with Joe Jonas. Now, oh, Joe Jonas is thirty four.
I guess they were flirty at cons No big deal, But I go,
there is a to me that kind of goes at thirty four. If I
was thirty four, I mean I wasn't getting hit on by me more so
maybe I wouldn't with a sixty one year old. But there's a piece of
me. I guess there's some controversy. So I guess Emily Osmond is an
actress or somebody like our Hailey Osmont. I guess she's blonde and she's in
this that that Sheldon show, Like there's like the nerd show right that my
wife like loves. Yeah, And then there was a spin off about Young
Sheldon. Then Young Sheldon had this family of rednecks and he was the smart
one that came out of it, and his brother at seventeen knocked up a
twenty nine year old woman. That's what this show is about. Now.
What I didn't realize was that Hailey Osmon and the guy who plays Sheldon's brother
who knocks her up, or a real couple in real life with a reel
like distance in their relationship. They're like this, yeah, And people made
a big deal about that, and I'm like, well, if they're both
like of age, I don't get it. Yeah, nobody cares. Before
we close it out, I want to give a shout out to the hero
of the day. Okay, Flavor flav. Oh, no kidding, Flavor
Flav. Because he went and he's doing everything he can to help Red Lobster.
You know, Billy. He goes, I'm glad somebody's finally using their
powers for he said, he ordered the entire menu to help the company,
and he did. They gotta they gotta play. But it's all like prepared
food is all right there. And he wrote, quote your boy meant it
when I was said, I was gonna do anything and everything to save cheddar
Bay Biscuits. Jedder Bay Biscuits. There you go. That'll be a great
spin off cheddar Bay Biscuits, cheddar Bay Biscuits. Just do this, Just
do the biscuits. Just sell the biscuits you begetting for free for so long.
Now it's time to start PAA and biscuits. It's just just funny.
I remember one year when we were working together, Tommy goes, Brown eat
your son. There. Mother's Day, you gotta go out to Red laughter.
So I went and I went. He wasn't kidding. Just the hats
alone. I know, I know, but see, now there's something for
get your hat? How much was it even twenty five years not even twenty
five years ago that I don't think we could do that today. Did we
play like a like a easter hat easter bonnet prices ride or something like that?
Yeah, we did actual retail price. Yes, bam, all right,
Danny, if you find some old table, yeah, man, we'll
do uh yeah, looking even if I'm up all night tonight, I went,
what are you doing? Oh no, I've gotta fight. I've got
to find some of these bits. Your time, take your time. Some
of them made national radio. Yes they did for Dan Burrello, who patiently
sat through something for twenty five years. Oh those were fantastic. I missed
those days. I'm Bill Moran, What radio see you tomorrow? What to
do in the morning? Stay Yeah,