1 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:22,120 Comedy Central Podcast. Thank you, thank you, good night. Before I 2 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:25,839 begin that I would like to know what the public today looks like the latest 3 00:00:25,839 --> 00:00:29,039 steps have been taken by the Government to get out of the crisis, so 4 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:33,799 that we can get out of it that you found wrong. I think the 5 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:35,799 last ones have sung to you. They' ve all sung to us, 6 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:40,079 because I haven' t seen any complaints on the street, no demonstrations for 7 00:00:40,119 --> 00:00:43,520 this last measure that they thought they called it as between the league and the 8 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,439 champion game. There are many days and with many days you have time to 9 00:00:46,439 --> 00:00:47,920 think. And if they think, they' ll get pissed off. If 10 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,880 they get angry, they show up. If they show up, they get 11 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:53,280 violent. And they get violent, they can bully us. If you fuck 12 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:54,759 us, they' ll take us off the couch. If you don' 13 00:00:54,799 --> 00:00:56,799 t get off the couch, we stop living at the expense of those taxes. 14 00:00:56,840 --> 00:01:00,399 So you have to live from something and invent something to distract it. 15 00:01:00,479 --> 00:01:03,799 He goes over there and said it was too long and he said why better. 16 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:10,599 We don' t put it the southern one. You' ve seen 17 00:01:10,599 --> 00:01:11,040 that it' s subsidized. Don' t tell me you don' t. 18 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:15,439 That' s when I started freaking out about the crisis. I mean, 19 00:01:15,599 --> 00:01:18,040 we' re going down. We spent no time paying fifteen bucks for 20 00:01:18,079 --> 00:01:23,680 a gintonic to drink beer in buckets. Now start really freaking out the day 21 00:01:23,719 --> 00:01:27,280 you get to seal the arrest card and tell you his shots of Jagger maisterng. 22 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:38,359 That' s where the thing goes down. Okay, the government' 23 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,879 s invention very well, since they can' t offer you an indefinite contract. 24 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:45,280 They offer you to be an alcoholic. Discontinuated those very cheap fat. 25 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:48,640 Three euros a bucket very cheap. Very much I' ve seen Chinese buy 26 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:55,840 beer in the normal Southern drunks is not that how you' re going to 27 00:01:56,439 --> 00:01:57,840 complain drunk, drunk, we don' t complain about anything. So with 28 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:00,519 the first cube you heat up eh so with the second cube. The only 29 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:05,560 thing you care about not getting caught eating fuet while you pay in the box 30 00:02:05,599 --> 00:02:07,599 pussy that with the third how you cross with a short latin dressed as a 31 00:02:07,599 --> 00:02:14,159 sailor. You say I sneak into a fucking communion you say I don' 32 00:02:14,159 --> 00:02:15,479 t know what you' re saying is not that I cut it in education 33 00:02:15,479 --> 00:02:19,759 look. I just studied a long time ago. Don' t make me 34 00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:23,599 choose between three euros a bucket of beer and you finish the race. Especially 35 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:28,319 because we all know that going ten times to the South, you get validated 36 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,680 journalism and if you owe yourself fifteen cubes, you are already ready to present 37 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:38,840 sports four. I mean, I' m cool, I' m cool 38 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:40,240 because you' re in the South, all the troubles are over. It 39 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:45,080 ' s like moving you to Germany. You' ve figured it out in 40 00:02:45,199 --> 00:02:46,080 the back, you don' t care. It' s all right. 41 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:50,360 You don' t care about your country' s problems, except for one 42 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:53,639 thing that makes you remember that you' re still in Spain, and that 43 00:02:53,680 --> 00:03:06,919 ' s because they' ve tied the opener with a chain that' s 44 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:08,400 like telling you they' re telling you to face take five bottles of glass, 45 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,879 take a table. If you pay enough, you can wear a short 46 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:16,759 latin dressed as a sailor, but if you want an opener, get yourself 47 00:03:16,759 --> 00:03:22,319 a job. Dude. We' ve been using the openers above our possibilities. 48 00:03:23,759 --> 00:03:27,080 That' s where I' d like to see this invention take it 49 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:29,479 further and we could. I don' t know how to include it in 50 00:03:29,479 --> 00:03:34,840 the metric system, in the measurement system that we have now, to include 51 00:03:35,759 --> 00:03:38,360 the beer cube as a measure, especially to measure the shit that is in 52 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:42,120 your life, that I tell you a partner aunt, yesterday I fucked the 53 00:03:42,159 --> 00:03:51,840 ugliest of work, but since it was ugly seven cubes. You love it 54 00:03:51,879 --> 00:03:55,080 because in the Southerns the two weaknesses of my life come together and they will 55 00:03:55,120 --> 00:04:00,599 be until I die the beer and you women. Yes, I am the 56 00:04:00,599 --> 00:04:04,639 weakness of my life, because I believe that you overcome man in many facets, 57 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:08,439 in many not in all, in many, and I will give a 58 00:04:08,439 --> 00:04:10,400 couple of examples. Besides, you can check it out for yourself. Next 59 00:04:10,479 --> 00:04:13,759 time you' re walking through your various, there are two aunts speaking, 60 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:21,639 please, come closer. There is pure philosophy there, there are lessons of 61 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:25,720 life that, perhaps, they are speaking something transcendental of life or death. 62 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:30,399 They' re haitiam because I' m not going to mess with a lot 63 00:04:30,439 --> 00:04:33,000 of guys in the neighborhood, because if I' m not going to start 64 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:39,120 getting a bad name, they' re going to talk bad about me and 65 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:40,879 it' s not a very good plan. That' s what I like 66 00:04:40,959 --> 00:04:43,000 about you guys. Not in plotting hours, if you mess with many or 67 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:45,959 few not, if of those prejudiced ones, but I like that you evaluate 68 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:55,199 the consequences and decide accordingly, because there is a guy in this case who 69 00:04:55,279 --> 00:04:59,920 thinks fuck if he was uncle is going to be more slutty. Are we 70 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:03,839 like this? Yeah, we' re assholes like that? Another example? 71 00:05:03,959 --> 00:05:06,519 Another example. You have a couple, my friend Joya, we have a 72 00:05:06,519 --> 00:05:09,800 son. Ask him for my question the next time you agree with them, 73 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:13,399 ask them to see what they prefer to be when Nazca says so I, 74 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:17,959 you don' t care whether it' s a girl boy, you' 75 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:24,959 re going to want it crazy we prefer a boy why you go for games. 76 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:26,759 Yeah, well, if you have a kid or beans to throw at 77 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:30,680 Hostia, you' re going to play it with chota football and that' 78 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:32,480 s good. Oh, ma' am, that' s good. Hey, 79 00:05:32,519 --> 00:05:39,240 but if you have a little girl, the dumbest one in your whole 80 00:05:39,319 --> 00:05:50,600 gang will be every day of your life. We are yes, you can 81 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:54,600 laugh because your boyfriend, your father, your brother has also said this when 82 00:05:54,639 --> 00:05:57,480 you were not at all ahead. Because actually, even if I don' 83 00:05:57,519 --> 00:06:01,000 t recognize him now, that' s a happy father, because a happy 84 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,560 father tells me guys. He' s not one who wants a perfect daughter, 85 00:06:03,759 --> 00:06:09,000 who takes out two races and gets an honest and perfect family all her 86 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,600 life. No. No, no, no, no, a father to 87 00:06:10,639 --> 00:06:16,560 be happy. What she wants is a daughter with no vagina, no holes 88 00:06:16,639 --> 00:06:20,519 to penetrate, that comes the day of childbirth the standard and I tell her 89 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:26,839 you had this beautiful daughter, but she' s born without pussy mother fuck 90 00:06:26,959 --> 00:06:29,439 that turns eighteen the girl and I tell you, dad I' m leaving 91 00:06:29,439 --> 00:06:34,319 now I come I don' t care or I go on vacation with Mario. 92 00:06:34,439 --> 00:06:41,759 I' ll pay you. That' s a happy father, the 93 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:51,480 problem is the day that comes to you with earache. No, no, 94 00:06:51,639 --> 00:06:55,800 what happened to him. You don' t see it as shit on your 95 00:06:55,800 --> 00:07:00,680 head. I told you hearing pain. The girl could have gone to the 96 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:08,759 pool, she could have caught cold skiing, but you didn' t all 97 00:07:08,759 --> 00:07:12,519 go to shit, which I thought when I wrote this. So don' 98 00:07:12,519 --> 00:07:15,240 t stop looking at me weird. I' m super riéras that if for 99 00:07:15,319 --> 00:07:20,199 them, we dress has no more a look done, containing it in all 100 00:07:20,279 --> 00:07:24,959 the lights and let' s get out of here a look that I have 101 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,160 seen And every thing why you worry uncle I explain it already, because the 102 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:30,439 aunts know, all the tricks fell with clothes, everyone knows. I have 103 00:07:30,439 --> 00:07:32,519 learned some I have two sisters aim, guys, to see how it is 104 00:07:32,839 --> 00:07:38,360 girls, that the vertical stripe is not of the gazan and the horizontal ones 105 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:42,519 make you fat yes, what white color you fatten, no, and black 106 00:07:42,519 --> 00:07:44,639 you thin. Which is what I think is the other way around. No. 107 00:07:44,639 --> 00:07:45,839 It' s not like that, no. No. It' s 108 00:07:45,839 --> 00:07:46,720 clearly the other way around. It' s the other way around. It 109 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:49,279 ' s the other way around because you put a white man and a black 110 00:07:49,279 --> 00:07:51,519 man in balls. It' s clear that the white of the gazah and 111 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:55,639 the black in Gorda. No. No, no, no, no, 112 00:07:55,959 --> 00:07:58,279 no, don' t laugh that if this were true stripes and colors, 113 00:07:58,839 --> 00:08:05,439 uh there would already be some guypavi side making up with white gifts, with 114 00:08:05,439 --> 00:08:09,759 horizontal stripes, since there' s no one working on that shit. I 115 00:08:09,839 --> 00:08:13,040 ' m cool. You have products that are more cool than ours. Guys. 116 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,839 We' ve got some cool guys, but they' re not as 117 00:08:15,839 --> 00:08:16,279 cool as yours. There' s one that really catches my attention. Well, 118 00:08:16,439 --> 00:08:18,240 I' ll be longer. I' m going to ask directly. 119 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:22,199 Some woman here, some woman present, has anti- rapist spri in her 120 00:08:22,279 --> 00:08:26,759 purse. No, it' s not to keep your face and then I 121 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:31,040 don' t know how to cross it out. No. No, no, 122 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:33,799 no, none. It' s something we comedians do. We hear 123 00:08:33,799 --> 00:08:35,600 about a subject, we turn it around and give it our point of view. 124 00:08:35,679 --> 00:08:39,080 No, and don' t think that if a woman has anti- 125 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:43,840 rapist priya in her purse, that says a lot about her. You' 126 00:08:43,919 --> 00:08:46,000 ll clearly say she' s cautious. I say it' s pretentious. 127 00:08:52,639 --> 00:08:54,679 I mean, I mean. How good you have to believe that you are, 128 00:08:56,120 --> 00:09:01,639 how believed you have to be to be on a Saturday changing you in 129 00:09:01,639 --> 00:09:03,919 the mirror before you go out and saying uy, oy look, oy que 130 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,600 pechitos. I still have a good look at the fa uy the east coming 131 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:11,879 and the legs of the spinning how my shoes are stuck today is that smoke 132 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:18,879 this ay I need an anti rapist spl because because yes, no, no, 133 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:22,840 no, no, no, I don' t want with descent told 134 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:26,879 me because if you' re ugly, you don' t have anti rapist 135 00:09:26,879 --> 00:09:33,159 sprey in your purse, because we all agree that the seers are criminals and 136 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,919 psychopaths, but they' re guys and a guy is not going to throw 137 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:39,120 twenty years in jail getting beat up and with his ass like that for having 138 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:45,799 fucked each other and palm. Okay. There is also the truth that also 139 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:54,399 exists of spriyantti blador for men is called brummel is. As I don' 140 00:09:54,399 --> 00:09:56,080 t tell you, science is cool. No, it' s not cool 141 00:09:56,080 --> 00:10:01,000 with science. They found out a Spry I threw at you. If they 142 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:05,960 take away the desire of or, the desire of everything, we could not 143 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:09,200 ask them one more step and invent a spry to throw it out and you 144 00:10:09,279 --> 00:10:11,919 will enter the desire of o. You' re telling me not to. 145 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,919 How they' d change leisure nights, uh, guys, aunts, how 146 00:10:16,919 --> 00:10:20,559 they' d change Anda, what you' re gonna be here watching monologites. 147 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,200 How is it that how cool you look, for example, you what 148 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:28,159 your name is, Beatriz, is your boyfriend, no, uh, because 149 00:10:28,159 --> 00:10:31,559 you' re trying. Don' t imagine, Beatriz, that this nice 150 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:35,440 boy is your boyfriend. And I, after acting out drunk, lost as 151 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:37,919 most comedians end up, after recording in paramont commediy when I walk out the 152 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:41,279 door, I approach you without any respect as a woman or by your partner 153 00:10:41,279 --> 00:10:52,960 ahead, Beatriz, I approach and I say amasa atrebtree. We' re 154 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:58,159 going to Beatrice right now, right now, we' re not going to 155 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:09,120 you and I' m going down there and I' m going to throw 156 00:11:09,159 --> 00:11:09,480 my parents out and I' m going to be all night practicing brains on 157 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:13,720 anyone. I' m going to do Beatriz the question and in front of 158 00:11:13,759 --> 00:11:16,000 your boyfriend, it would be very simple, you, you would tell me 159 00:11:16,039 --> 00:11:24,720 that or not. Don' t wait for you in the car See how 160 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:33,639 the nights would change See how they would change. I' m cool, 161 00:11:35,559 --> 00:11:41,000 I' m cool, I' m telling you, I' d like 162 00:11:41,039 --> 00:11:43,519 to be a woman, a woman, a single woman, no children, 163 00:11:43,519 --> 00:11:46,720 because I hate children. Okay, let' s be clear now and what 164 00:11:46,759 --> 00:11:48,279 I hate most of you, you' re these guys who go around so 165 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:54,080 quiet saying like I love nothing kids two fucks I used to give you I 166 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:58,600 love kids these people what if kids are shit people. No. No, 167 00:12:00,159 --> 00:12:01,679 no, but sometimes I' m saying I make us meet a kid. 168 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:07,000 You can' t talk to him about anything in an argument. His arguments 169 00:12:07,039 --> 00:12:11,279 are not supported anywhere. They can go all day with shit. Stick your 170 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,480 ass with the same face. What kind of people that fuck. I have 171 00:12:13,519 --> 00:12:18,799 friends so I don' t talk to them pussy that if I didn' 172 00:12:18,919 --> 00:12:22,600 t ex if there was hell, For me hell would be a huge pool 173 00:12:22,679 --> 00:12:31,320 of balls, with twenty thousand kids screaming and wheezing while supernani mesodomizes and a 174 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:35,360 magician entertains them making colorful balloons, while the magician drops a tear thinking it 175 00:12:35,399 --> 00:12:37,559 ' s doing that shit like he has to pay his mortgage. And I 176 00:12:37,639 --> 00:12:41,159 hate them, especially because they remind me of the species shit that we humans 177 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:43,399 are, which I don' t know how we' ve come to dominate 178 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,240 the rest of the species on the planet. I' m telling you, 179 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:48,600 I have no idea, because grown- ups have stuff, but babies are 180 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,600 the worst shit in the world. Or I say it, not to see 181 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,360 if I say something strange, to see if I have seen any documental of 182 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,879 the two or national gographi and I have seen it yes, that goes out 183 00:12:54,879 --> 00:12:58,519 there, in the middle of African savannah, a fucking nu standing there with 184 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:01,080 fifty degrees in the shade, I say to you a cool animal, an 185 00:13:01,159 --> 00:13:03,399 elephant and a lion. No. No, no, no, no, 186 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:03,759 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 187 00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:03,759 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 188 00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:03,759 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 189 00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:03,759 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 190 00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:03,759 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 191 00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:03,759 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 192 00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:03,759 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 193 00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:03,759 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 194 00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:03,759 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 195 00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:03,759 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 196 00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:03,759 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 197 00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:03,759 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 198 00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:05,279 no, no, no, no. He' s like the animal councilman. 199 00:13:05,759 --> 00:13:09,559 Is the baby giving birth there, the baby giving birth? In time 200 00:13:09,799 --> 00:13:13,279 the baby giving birth? And the second, second of birth, uh, 201 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:16,519 the baby' s already on his feet, ready to fend for himself a 202 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,919 fucking child up to the age of seven. You' ve got to hide 203 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,320 the bleach from him because Asshole goes to babies. No, no, no, 204 00:13:22,759 --> 00:13:24,720 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 205 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:28,399 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 206 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:31,440 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 207 00:13:31,639 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 208 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 209 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 210 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 211 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 212 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 213 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 214 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 215 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 216 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 217 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 218 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 219 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 220 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 221 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 222 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 223 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 224 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 225 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 226 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 227 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 228 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 229 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 230 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 231 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 232 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 233 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 234 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 235 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 236 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,240 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 237 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:35,159 no, no, no, no, no, That' s what we 238 00:13:35,799 --> 00:13:48,200 ' re talking about, like, a good nail and a gypsy baby, 239 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:52,240 the others, the others. Okay. There' s some gypsy oy ay 240 00:13:52,240 --> 00:14:03,399 in Joe. There' s no racist today in joy No one' s 241 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,679 normal They' re usually very shy. They don' t raise their hands. 242 00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:11,200 You don' t think racism is one of the most hateful feelings a 243 00:14:11,279 --> 00:14:16,279 human being can have to hate another person or to be born on the other 244 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,320 side of a line or by another skin color. I couldn' t hate 245 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:22,200 anyone like that. I couldn' t tell someone something because of the pinna 246 00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:24,000 color. I couldn' t tell a nigger I hate him for his skin 247 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:28,759 color. I would find it fatal, especially because these people know that they 248 00:14:28,799 --> 00:14:35,360 are superior to us and I could kill myself then if I would allow myself 249 00:14:37,159 --> 00:14:41,759 to hate the gypsies, Yes, because I respect racism when it is out 250 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:45,879 of envy towards another race, because they are superior to you, because I 251 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:46,799 would choose the gypsies to hate because they are superior to us. They have 252 00:14:46,879 --> 00:14:50,399 a lot of power, that is to say, the civil guard will stop 253 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:54,879 you, and the civil guard will be more afraid than you. Is that 254 00:14:56,000 --> 00:15:00,080 power? That' s why you have to stick to visiting hours and they 255 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:07,000 can mount a flamenco tablao in the waiting room. Is that power? But 256 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:13,799 speaking of power, there you are You have one of the most powerful weapons 257 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:16,519 in history, one of the most powerful weapons mankind has ever created, which 258 00:15:16,519 --> 00:15:24,279 is none other than the vagina. Yeah, like you don' t imagine 259 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:28,679 a very powerful weapon, very powerful, that' s the day you really 260 00:15:28,759 --> 00:15:31,240 set out to use your vagina to dominate the world. I' m laughing 261 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:35,360 at vagina destruction weapons. I say more, if it goes, no, 262 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:41,399 no, it' s not that it' s a perfect weapon, so 263 00:15:41,559 --> 00:15:46,759 destructive, so beautiful as well but so destructive. No government will ever be 264 00:15:46,799 --> 00:15:54,559 able to design a weapon with that capacity to create life and fuck it up 265 00:15:54,559 --> 00:15:58,559 at the same time, I would really love to also see it as superior. 266 00:15:58,639 --> 00:16:02,399 I would say a country just because it has more vaginas than mine. 267 00:16:04,039 --> 00:16:07,559 Yes, you have a very powerful weapon and I don' t want feminist 268 00:16:07,559 --> 00:16:08,360 bastards. Okay. I don' t think feminist bastards in other things, 269 00:16:08,399 --> 00:16:11,759 because feminism was invented by men to convince you that everything had to be achieved 270 00:16:11,759 --> 00:16:18,799 through work, intelligence and sacrifice, when we used force throughout history. Take 271 00:16:18,799 --> 00:16:21,039 a look at the guy you have next door right now, all the girls 272 00:16:21,039 --> 00:16:22,639 of it and take a look at the guy you have next door? Please, 273 00:16:22,879 --> 00:16:26,080 look at him, look at him, please, you know him or 274 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:32,559 not, look at him, imagine the naked right now, yes, do 275 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:36,600 it, and keep looking at him imagine the naked, start thinking how, 276 00:16:36,799 --> 00:16:38,759 if it wasn' t with force, how we convinced you to be the 277 00:16:38,759 --> 00:16:41,399 ones you are. You' ll have to wax and make- up. 278 00:16:42,559 --> 00:16:48,600 That only allowed one man by force. You have a guerrilla down there Bua, 279 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:55,559 you have a cheguevara Well, if you do the laser, you have 280 00:16:55,559 --> 00:17:00,000 a very angry Buddha. If Rambo had Gina, they had only recorded the 281 00:17:00,039 --> 00:17:07,960 first one. I tell you, I don' t believe in heaven or 282 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:12,440 hell. But if there was a sky, for me, the gates of 283 00:17:12,559 --> 00:17:22,599 heaven would be like a huge vagina with two giant snooze lips at the door, 284 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:27,000 that would open up just so that you could get in while each and 285 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:33,359 every part of your body is rubbed on you and you' ll end up 286 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:40,559 dangling with some sort of heavenly flow smelling of wet dirt and that once you 287 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:45,559 ' re inside your quilted ground, you' ll only feel an orgasm every 288 00:17:45,599 --> 00:17:51,640 time you step in and that paradise of pleasure just get to the summun the 289 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:56,200 time you raise your head and say fuck. If there' s a southern 290 00:17:52,960 --> 00:18:07,519 ja here too. That' s apart. There' s something I can 291 00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:08,920 ' t do. The southern one that I told you is because we are 292 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:14,440 in crisis, but above all the recognized one has personal crisis. I' 293 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:18,240 m a shit person, especially because I' ve invented one thing now to 294 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:22,799 help others, which is that when someone needs help to the best in a 295 00:18:22,839 --> 00:18:32,119 very distant country, I' ve thought of going rounding up plugs that you 296 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:36,000 say fuck and it' s fucked because you say okay I' m helping 297 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:37,920 him, but it' s with my garbage you know it' s an 298 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:42,839 idea that I' ve thought of pretty fucked up, because it' s 299 00:18:42,839 --> 00:18:42,839 my crap that you say oysters is that you don' t know how, 300 00:18:42,839 --> 00:18:47,720 how to feel. You' re not roaring trash to help someone else they 301 00:18:47,799 --> 00:18:49,000 call you good, it' s that to help this kid you have to 302 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:53,759 give him your iPhone. You say listen to the Nokia that I have in 303 00:18:53,799 --> 00:19:00,799 my drawer, they can give him a wheelchair and I' m cool because 304 00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:03,559 because you' ve heard that about the plugs that I' ve put in 305 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:06,440 fashion I love because now I don' t have to feel good about my 306 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:10,279 conscience anymore, I don' t have to pay doctors without borders or Greenpeace 307 00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:12,319 to feel good. I just have to go on a boat and be very 308 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:18,279 attentive when it' s over, you know you say good. I' 309 00:19:18,279 --> 00:19:21,720 m helping, but of course I feel regular is contradictory. I' m 310 00:19:21,759 --> 00:19:26,480 helping out with my crap you don' t know and feeling bad I don 311 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,799 ' t know how you kill a dolphin to kiss you say. You don 312 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,559 ' t know how to fucking feel about this. And the good news is, 313 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:37,720 if there' s anyone worse than me, it' s that mad 314 00:19:37,839 --> 00:19:41,680 doctor who doesn' t know which western country, in his madness and abundance 315 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,279 of money, came one day who said no to operate on this kid. 316 00:19:45,319 --> 00:19:53,519 I don' t want money. My fucking mad metapons will be worth a 317 00:19:53,559 --> 00:20:00,880 hundred thousand just plugs He' ll be able to operate the child for less 318 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:04,400 He' ll count them there in the Kirophane ninety- nine thousand nine hundred 319 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:07,160 ninety- eight nine thousand nine hundred doctor. You' ve already lost me, 320 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:21,720 one, two, three, four. I don' t love who 321 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:25,200 gathers around here. You get a meeting, you put some to help none 322 00:20:25,279 --> 00:20:30,200 of you are supportive of yourself, yes, you are, but how, 323 00:20:30,599 --> 00:20:33,799 how I also worth it, but to see how our commitment to solidarity and 324 00:20:33,839 --> 00:20:37,960 to this child is. You, when you buy the supermarket bottle, you 325 00:20:37,079 --> 00:20:41,480 spend it first and then you give the cap, how I do yes, 326 00:20:41,799 --> 00:20:45,160 not sure, that' s our level of commitment. Oh, yeah. 327 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,279 If we were really engaged to that kid, just buy the bottle, that 328 00:20:48,279 --> 00:20:52,519 is, before we even left the supermarket, we would have already removed it 329 00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:55,640 and donated it. But what the hell that kid' s operation can wait 330 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,759 for,' cause you and I want to drink the coke tail with gas 331 00:20:57,759 --> 00:21:07,680 to do that. So, before we finish, he left again one of 332 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:11,839 the reflections that my family has governed us for all our lives and that is 333 00:21:12,279 --> 00:21:18,519 to laugh at the problems however dramatic and stupid they are of anything. For 334 00:21:18,559 --> 00:21:21,519 example, we will always have the bright side to everything to see. I 335 00:21:21,559 --> 00:21:25,559 have a cousin who was born with crystal bone disease. You know what it 336 00:21:25,559 --> 00:21:30,240 is. Yeah, well, we prefer to think that my Aunt God has 337 00:21:30,279 --> 00:21:38,960 given a child from Sbaroski and don' t impose that face on me because 338 00:21:40,039 --> 00:21:44,319 your fucking fault is the house full of plugs. It' s been a 339 00:21:44,319 --> 00:22:02,480 pleasure being here. Thank you so much. Thank you.