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I show here in the distant Thunder Radio Network. This is mc malonney.
Oh my god, what a show we have for you tonight. But first,
girls, I have to let you down again three weeks in a row.
No JJ tonight. He's indisposed, as the British say, but I
talked to him the other day and he's looking forward to juniors next week.
No Cobra tonight. Outsaved in the world, but National Correspondence switchbollyge see water
is here down there in West Virginia. Switchy, how you doing? And
I'm saving the world in my own way? Are you really okay? By
tipping heavy at Dale Evan's Restaurants? Is that how you're tripping? What's that?
Now? Never mind, let's move on. So listen. And with
the you sent me a photo today I did. We can get into it
later. But where were you? Just tell me where you were and then
I can tutor that was tutors, Okay, all right now let me I'll
calculate that and we'll come up to that later. Also with us is our
security chief, Willie Club w C Hey mac a gang, you wait to
be here tonight. What junk food do you have on hand any tonight?
You know I always have some things because this show really takes a lot out
of me. Go ahead, what my favorite tonight? Oh yeah, okay,
yep, don't and thinking though, and that's what he got? What's
got jelly in there? Or something jelly in a glaze? Call? You
can't call it. That's not politically correct. Now I can't wait for the
show to end so I can dig into it and me neither. Okay,
this is I've heard of ED, right, what well? I have something
worse than that. I have d D donute disorder. Oh really yeah ed
D? Okay, all right, Frank, I'd rather have that than ED.
But that's okay, another show. I understand you both. Anyways,
Also, Club, some of this is for public broadcast also with us,
and we have to welcome her back with sustained applause. A good friend Raven
is with us. Oh, thank you, my friends. It's so going
to be back that I'm getting over being sick. So if I sound like
icky, I apologize, but it's so going to be back. Thank you,
for having me. It sounds sexy. Hey listen, if you want
to know how much we missed you, listen to the shows you're not on.
That's all I have to say. Really, okay, I love to
do that. I like to let all of my shows just kind of pile
up, and then I just listen to them all in one day. Really
well, and then I hate myself for a few weeks because that I have
nothing to listen to. And I do it all the time with all of
the shows I listened to. Okay, well, you know there's a lot
of tap dancing for a few shows there, and uh, well, we're
glad to see you back. Also, speaking of tap dancing, zooming in
tonight is UFO Mechanic Aaron Adam al Ronald? Though. How you doing?
I'm doing great, Mac, I'm saving the world to one one beerod of
time, One beerod of time, interesting, one bed time. Hey listen,
at least you're chipping in there, bro. What do you what do
you drink? What are you drinking? That? Not that? What do
you the usual cheap negat show? Cool? All right, okay, well
you got to go for quantity over quality. I understand that. Okay,
Yeah, that's what it says. I'm over the door at the COMA doesn't
something that I'm over. So we have a funny field to me. And
coming up later on is going to be a good friend of ours Sidney Bailey
Dove, who used to be on the show a lot in the early days.
Real good friend of Oz, and she had an experience that she wants
to tell us about on the radio. She's given me a little bit of
information on it and it's compelling. So Sidney Bailey Doe will be coming up
in a little while. Then later on tonight, we're going to be talking
to the mysterious Ashley g And she and I were talking about this. Have
you heard about this? There's some mysterious signal that was sent somewhere ten billion
light years away but has aimed directly at Earth. Have you heard this?
Something about some kind of alien. So anyway, I just saw the headline,
and you know, she looked into what she's going to be telling us
about that, and you know, who knows what else will be coming up.
But I got to say one thing, actually a couple of things that
there near. First of all, we're going to start this. It's not
a contest. But it's going to be a way to help our friends at
home Straw Troops. It's just gonna be really simple. Anyone who goes on
the Homestra Troops website and donates more than twenty bucks, I'll send them an
autograph book, an autograph mac maloney book. Okay. All you have to
do is when you donated, they give you the option to put a little
note in there, just say something, you know, listen to Mac Show
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mc maloney book, sign macaloney book, and maybe some swag too. Okay,
So Homestock Troops we're just going to do a few months, see what
happens. They're a great organization. We talk about them all the time.
So just go on their website, donate more than twenty bucks, put it
in the note, and we'll send you an autograph book. Okay, And
I think that's it for the moment. But one thing I didn't want to
mention is, oh, I know it was. We has a book coming
out, Carl How to Dumb a Body at Sea and not get caught.
It's coming out January eighteenth, So depending on when you hear this. If
you hear it before, then you can go on Amazon and order it and
get two dollars off. The publisher has asked me to say this, So
before January eighteenth, go go on there and get two bucks off, and
then afterwards it will be full priced, but it'll be available both ebooks and
physical books on Amazon. And we're going to be doing a show based on
the book, the making of the book, the writing of the book,
and a couple of weeks mixapools. A co author is going to be here
and also our agent, which would be funny. You've also heard it talk
previously about how we had a book launch party in December and some of the
people here were there club Al Black Eyed Kid Acts and it was as a
Potter where it was us in a bunch of models, like one hundred and
fifty models. Anyway, guys, it's going to happen again February thirteenth,
going to have another model party down the Seaport in Boston. So anyway,
and one other thing. Oh yeah, So anyway, so I'm working on
another secret project with our good friend. Yeah, there you go, right
quo with our good friend Phiload Baines, who is the president of Winning Moves,
the game board company. They do risk and monopoly and all different variations
of it. Anyway, on this secret project, had to do a little
bit of research on failed toys, toys that failed to sell. Okay.
Now, he told me every ten out of ten designs, maybe three or
four made maybe ten percent of that is an actual hit, you know.
But when you hit, it's a hit, you know. So it sounds
like I just hit something. But so anyway, so the research was funny,
and I just had that I came upon these things and instead of the
top ten list tonight kind of dive into this. Okay, these are actual
toys that you know, that that came out and went for sale but failed.
Okay. Now, the first thing I'm gonna ask is anyone watch anyone
here watch Young Sheldon the TV show. It's been well okay, but you
know, you know the premise, it's actually a pretty good show. It's
actually a pretty good show. But he's he's always like in a few episodes,
he's looking for money to buy uranium to build his own nuclear reactor in
his garage, and he's like a ten year old kid, right Anyway,
in nineteen fifty one, believe it or not, the Gilbid Company came out
with something called Atomic Energy Lab with that do it yourself nuclear reactor, and
it included in the you know, in in in the lab a piece of
radioactive uranium okay, yeah, oh yeah, huh. And it didn't sell
very well as it turned out. But see, oh wow, I've seen
I've seen the pictures of it on Facebook. Then I've heard of it.
They thought radio yes, yeah, yeah, really that's wild. And they
said that the reason it didn't sell very well was it cost fifty bucks back
in nineteen fifty and that's equivalent about five hundred bucks today, you know,
So it was the price that killed it, not the radioactivity. But back
then they they thought radioactivity was actually good for it, you know, and
so they sent all little pieces. It's incredible. The other thing was that
the children that did have it, they started growing little arms on their shoulders.
Really, yeah, I thought that it was wrong. Okay, thank
you, thank you for that fun fact. What do you think the most
Angelos toy in the past thirty years has been Law and Dark the Lawn Dark
the Dark absolutely, the lawn does. And they were fun though. Did
you ever throw one of those good time. I can't remember. Between nineteen
eighty and nineteen eighty eight, six thousand emergency room visits due to lawn dots
who have them kids under ten? Okay, well were they just they had
like little larrow where they had weights on them, right, Did they have
points on them to points? They were big? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
they were like the size of a shoe. Yeah, like they were.
I mean, I guess a kid. Yeah, it's heavy, Yeah
it was. It was meant to go into the dirt. You threw it
up in the air. It was first yeah, tide a circle that you're
aiming at. But yeah, I it came down on the top of your
head. It would probably penetrate hang on. We used to have the creepy
crawlers and it was literally just like an easy bake oven. But like I
didn't have an easy bake oven. I had the creepy callers as I was
always a tomboy, and they would give you a little tray, a little
metal tray and then the tongs and you would put it into the oven and
then take it out after it was baking. So you had this metal tray
that you had to take out with these little tongs, no like mits or
anything like that. So if you dropped it or accidentally touched it, you
would burn the crap out of yourself. Yes, but if you made them
right and you were patient and you waited, you would get these really cool
little little guys like little centipedes and little like beetles and stuff. Best toy
ever that you could eat. Could you then eat them? No? No,
they were just like I mean, I guess if you really put your
mouth to it, yeah, you could eat them. Were they edible?
Now? But you would just make yourself little like they were these dummy insects
and that was it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool. The other
one another toy that didn't make it in nineteen sixty nine, Power Might Workshop
working tools miniature working tools powered by two D batteries. Technically they were everything.
They were drills, they were buzz saws, they were jigsaws, just
the size for little kids, and technically they were powerful enough to go through
balsa wood. Now, if you have a little saw that can go through
a ball, so what it's going to go through your finger? I think,
right, don't you think? Yeah? That last one damage that lasted
one year. That's awesome. In nineteen seventy, No, nineteen eighty three,
I'm not sure of the date of this. Plato came up with something
called poop Troop and basically what it was was Plato in the shape of you
know, piles of dog droppings. Let's say. Okay, poop drill didn't
make it. Have you ever heard of the et magic finger light? Oh
my god. I was in an antique store, maybe like towards around the
holidays, and I saw one. It was like really gnarly, so I
was like, I'm not I'm not getting that like it. It had seen
better days. Okay. The It came out in nineteen eighty seven and now
sells for small fortunes on eBay as a sex toy. Yeah, it's a
vibrant. It's a vibrator with a light up. One light up. Oh
my god, I thought it was when the antique story you it is.
Okay, this is just a regular antique store. I go there all the
time and they had it there, but it was like it was banged up.
So you know this holiday it makes so much sense. Okay, just
a renegade slinky kill the guy once split. That's another show. Okay.
I heard the twister. Now a twist was a success, but that sent
a bunch of people to the hospital. Yes, I have a friend directors
a shoulder replacement because of it. Really twist twister twister, Matt right,
And you have to put his sister. A lot fell on him and she
weighed three hundred pounds. Oh wow, and he ended up with a shoulder
replacement. Oh my god, my god. And I'm sure he's not the
only one. I had specific instructions. No one under over two hundred pounds
is supposed to play. Yeah. Yeah, well she got him. His
eye was extended and she went to reach for something and slipped and wow,
and he was in the emergency room, and it's all I know. Yeah,
well that's his story. He should stick to it, you know.
But they had no regard for safety. I remember as a kid they made
these. They were like giant eyeballs, you know, and you were supposed
to, you know, you just kind of hold them in your eyes.
But their metal, but like shirt metal. If he were wearing them and
felt walk into a wall or fell, you'd have to two circular cuts in
your face. Hey look cool in school though, all right? Speaking about
injuries in nineteen sixty five Kenner Toys came up with the Daddy saddle. The
Daddy saddle. They remade that they really ye know where if your father.
The theory is is the father you put them to put the saddle on,
and the kids are going to want to ride you like a hunch right.
But as the guy writing the story pointed out, he said, you know
you could. He says, I have a father, two young children.
You can do that for about a minute, maybe a minute and a half,
and then your back is going to break. And kids went and it
says I was a fun on it. So you're probably gonna find that in
the antique stroll with the finger. I was going to say, you know,
there's other sex. They had it at the same the same place,
looking at they came together. It was all sex toys. Yes, right.
Do you remember a toy called sticky finger. It was like this big
long finger and it was a ball. It would would be attached to it,
and uh who came up with this? You know? I mean even
had it like a jingle. H what did it do? It's just what
we would catch this ball. I mean it would somehow like a section thing
or whatever. Once again, a stroke of genius. You might find that
in the antique store too. But all right, the let's say ture wow,
okay, so how can I put this? So? You know how
they when when kids have birthday parties these days, you know, they get
them like a jumping house and all that stuff, and they and they have
water slides to water slides. Well, they have a water slide where you
can get it now where it's what it actually is is like the Titanic,
Titanic going down, okay, and you slide down the you know, the
deck into the water. All right, now think about that. They guy
went so fifteen hundred people drown when the Titanic went down, men, women,
and children for taste anyway, right, bring the ship into the port
ready for this. There was actually a toy called tub and toot baby doll.
Tub and toot baby doll. And what the doll did was, as
the kids say, toot in this little plastic bath tub, okay, and
discolored the water. Are you too there you go? Oh yuh yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I don't know what what measurement in that
meeting A great idea for a baby doll raven Your reaction was priceless. That
was even funnier than the toy oh yuck. I believe they made those things
in like the nineties where you would have a doll and it would like I
think it would like pee itself. It would get wet, and I thought
those were gross, Like I don't like that stuff. You remember the one
that used to throw up? They had one too. You could feed it
throw up. Huh did you have to feed anything special or like? That
was a green thing and I think it come out both in but it really,
yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't a bean burrito. Then you never
know. That's what it looked like. The other one that it came across
is re memory toy called stretch Armstrong. It's like a dog strong. So
those things were Phil worked for the company that made them at the time,
and they would fill it molasses and that's what kind of made it to do
what it did, and when it would break, the molasses would leak out.
So they actually like provide you a little band aids or something on me
in case he started leaking molasses. But that's interesting. I don't ever remember
the little band aids. I just remember you could stretch them like crazy.
Really injure someone with that if you if you played with it just right?
Really? Yeah? Huh? Okay, Wow, we're doing a lot tonight
about toys. So anyway, listen coming up in the next segment, and
she's joined us now, hopefully, Cindy Bailey w the Yes, Cindy,
Yes, Mac, I'm here. How are you? You're done in Arkansas?
Right? Yes? And co really really co really? Yeah? So
you to you You and I used to we had a little thing going a
few years ago. Do you remember that, Yes, yes, I did.
They made they come down your shop for twelve years. Twelve years,
okay, they made us stop it. But anyway, you've since you haven't
been on the show in a while, but you went through a life changing
experience recently, right, Yes, I did. Okay, So we're going
to take a break. Now, we'll take a break, real quick break,
and then come back on. We'll come back and yeah, you can
tell us about it. Okay, okay, okay. You're listening to mcloney's
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entire gang saying be safe, be happy, and bye bye. Okay,
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Well, gentlemen, what do you feel like Chinese eat Italian sushi? How
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But they're only twenty minutes away down Route ninety five. And believe me,
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show here in the distant thunder radio nowhere. This is Mac maloney. What
what a show we have for you tonight. Let me very quickly we re
reintroduce you to the posse. Girls. Get ready to sit down, get
your fans, get your mister, get your big box of Kleenics, in
your big box of wipes, because he's here, the very famous one one
across upon the Wannie. How you doing. Helloom, Mac, Great to
be here, great to see you, great to actually see all the girls,
and thank you for having me. Wow. Okay, what is that
artificial? I don't know it's artificial one sentence to I don't know if it's
intelligent or not. But okay, all right, one one, well,
thanks for joining us. And also here is Switchblad Steve national correspondent, switch
it and it's great to be anywhere. Hello girls. Yeah. And also
our security chief, Willie Club is there. Willie Club, Hey, Mark,
Hi Gang, I'm excellent, excellent. In case you were going to
have I was that was on the tip of my line. Okay, thanks
for joining us. Also here is Raven favorite good witch up there in sideways.
You know, Raven, my friends, thanks for having me for the
first time in what seems like ages. But it was like a month,
right, so yeah, I think it was like an Okay, at some
point we'll talk about, uh, you know, what happened you in Hollywood
and the people who made Bobby. But it's another show. Also with us
is Eupho Mechanic alvin Ado zooming in. Hey Matt, Hello everyone, And
also in the studio with us Saw Virtual Studio is a very good friend.
I'm going to give her a round of applause. Cindy, Billy, Cindy,
Hello, it's great to be here, guys, thank you so much.
Let me just I'm so humble the let me just intro Cindy for people
who might not know her a long time ago, she's telling me it is
twelve years ago. We were on a lot on kg IRA, which this
show is still heard on, and we became good friends and used to come
on the show this show often. And then it's been a couple of years
since you've been on, and you get back in touch with me and told
me that you had a life changing experience. Is that right? Yes,
that's correct. Okay, so can you tell us you know what happened,
what got you into the situation, and what happened. Okay, Well,
first I'm going to talk. I'm going to go through what happened, and
I'll tell you about my dear near death experience. Now, I hope that
my credibility would just stay in the facts over the years. Yes, you
know, well give you this because I'm telling you just every facts. Okay,
number were Saturday to night, I had a little fever. Okay,
I mean you know everybody's had it and was no big deal. Well,
I went to till my father could die, and about a hour or later
he came to check on me. I was unconscious and barely breathing. Jesus
that day had been completely normal to call in the ambulance. When I got
to the hospital or the OA. They I went to a little county hospital.
So they hooked me up to you all machines and I was in a
coma for seven days. Wow. They told Well, they told my family
that I had zero chance that I was going to die. Okay, what
was just sending you? Is it from COVID or was it from something else?
Or what no, I had contacted some kind of superbug. Okay,
it's one of these things. It's to be one in a million, like
getting run over by bus. And my whole body was full of refection.
My blood shooter was eight hungry. Wow wow, Okay, so go ahead,
Okay, so you were in a car now that day, I was
walking around normally anyway. We went to this county hospitals to going to rope.
They put me on the machines. So they put me on life support,
ben ladder and everything else. Okay, well they basically I was doing
every seven days, and they told my family when they took the machines off,
I would die. Well, not only did or not. I woke
up and I saw my family was in there, and I would say what
happened to me, and nobody would tell me. Well, that was Friday,
Saturday. I was completely awake, speaking normally. I got up and
walked down the hallways. These people were just coming from all over the hospital
staring. I said, what is going on? Well, and now I
had I was cleaning normal. The doctor train man friendly. She said down,
she said, we can't find and thank you, she said, even
though she said probably, I just did it didn't make it, said,
we didn't do anything, and she said, you're walking breathing a miracle.
Did not only is it a miracle you're alive, but you're walking up and
down the hallways be in the hospital for another two weeks and she said what
I said, well, what's talking about? So I didn't really understand what
and then it starts burning to me right, so that it was a miracle.
Part that I just got up. Second, the miracles don't walking down
the hallways. I had no brain damage. So she told me, she
said, we didn't do his never seen anything like you. And I said,
you got to be kidding me. She said, no, never,
and she said I haven't packed him for thirty years. And when did this
happen? For a reason, and the perfect day with that, Cindy,
when did this happen? How long ago? It was? No member,
not that Saturday that it doesn't happened really this past November, okay, And
I mean when you were in the comba, did you go sorry, yeah,
what when you were in the coma, what happened to you? Did
you you know, see the light and so on? Tell us my seased
relatively there and they started talking to me. When they told me how was
the place called the shadow Land? I said, what is that? Said?
You see the place was ropping dead. I said, you mean I'm
about to die? What happened to me? I don't have a clear answer
with the terminent this is pro I'm increful with it. Told me said we're
sending you back. You're heeled. You have too many people that you have
to help. The world is pull Hey remember all of these messages. Okay,
now, so these messages I could when I woke up got out of
the hospital, I called them I had to live and I would describe a
person. Now I'm telling them I don't want to be getting in you live.
This is what I have to do. And I'm telling them the message.
And every single person was shot. I didn't have anybody telling out christ.
They were saying, that's my mother, that's my uncle, that's my
grandmother. And I had well. And then it gets even weirder. Uh,
there are people that I have not met yet. Did I have message
apart? And when I see them, I'm not telling the message. Okay,
Now this is never I've never talked about this summer. This is my
first time. That's happened. Okay, so this runs in my family.
Uh. I mean so most of my grandparents, most of my grandparents,
most of my great grandmothers Hockey. My grand grandmother is the famous Psychets.
All right. Anyway, so that's when they told me how they healed me,
and I was healed and sent you back. They sent you back,
they said that to you. Yes, they send me back. Yes,
And I said, I have to go back, but I want to go
back for my family, my grandkids. Sure, yes I have. There's
people I have to hear. They told me this place I have to go.
Were you were a religious person before this? Yes? Okay, all
right, and so I'm spair to yes, all right, and so you
must be really spiritual now I'm thinking, yes, okay, do you feel
that this It sounds like it's life changing to me? Well, yeah,
I mean I'm gonna kick completely at peace. Now I've kind of passed chaotic
Angie because I'm a kind of a harper person. Not now, things that
bothered me before love me at all. That's good. That's the way to
live. I have a question on the people that you met that had messages.
Do you know had they recently died or you know what we did late
the time and wherever they were. Some of these people had been dead for
years, really years, And what I did, I would described the first
because I could see them and then people just gas and I had pictures people
that sent me pictures of and they were exactly to the tea. Right.
Where do you think you were? Were you? Were you in like a
purgatory or something? No? Were you? They call it the shadowynd,
but I guess it's a place when people are wandering between life and dead.
Yes, they told me they got to this price. Now, I tell
you it was shady and it was in the forest that it was like everything
was dead. Okay, and I never saw it right because I never see
it over. But the price was basically between not padethic anyway, right,
okay, to the other side. Now was I saying? Back on back
here? M hm, wow, that's crazy. Hey, Cindy. One
one is raising his hand. He wants to ask a question. One one.
You have a question. What do you think about this whole thing?
The experience? One one? Well, I gotta tell you, Cindy,
I think you and I are kindred spirits because I think everything you said is
one hundred correct. Thank you very much. Have you had a similar experience,
No, okay, it'll come. He was gonna say dozens let me
add Cindy. Multiple books by psychiatrists, psychologists, and medical people that attest
to exactly what you just said. We hear about these stories all the time.
These One of the messages wasn't for Mac the Cowboys in the Super Bowl.
Plus yeah, right that Friday when they took all the step off me,
I could not even let my hands eat. Saturday, I was normal.
I was eating, I was going up down the hallway. Everything.
I was completely healed. That's good. They could not come back. That's
a quick comeback. And you know these days the doctor was telling me that
they never seen anything like that. Hey, listen, Sindy, Cindy,
I want to I'm sorry. I want to thank you for for joining us.
You're going to hang around with us. Sure, how's your father?
How's your father doing? He's doing great, but he's gonna be eighty six
in March. Is he really want me? Basically, he never he have
a checked on me, but for some reading and checked on me. And
this is going too you see, I don't let me sleep, see some
time and we go over there and try to wake me up. Okay,
right, how was doing? It? Happened exactly the way I said.
Yeah, yeah, that's nuts. So not that's crazy. Hospitals. I'd
love to hear that. How was the food in the hospital? I was,
How was the food there? How was the food in the hospital?
It was horrible? But they had me on paste. Yeah, okay,
hear you. So listen, let's take me talk about no tases, talk
about no tes. Let's take a commercial breakdown, and we'll be right back
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wanted to show yeah for you tonight. Let me quickly introduce you. Oh,
we introduce you to the members of the Posse girls. He's here,
the very famous wan Wan across the puddle. Janni, how you doing.
I'm just delighted to be here, and I wanted to say hello to all
the women and all the men, but especially all the women. Looking forward
to seeing me again. Yeah, okay, wow, it's in Canny no
Coco tonight. But uh a national correspondent switch pleads. Steve is with us,
switchy and great to be here. Yes. Also our security chief,
Willie Club is with us. Willy, you know Maca. It really is
great to be here with this crowd. And I must say that one,
you know, being over there in the United Kingdom, he developed a brogue,
which is something usual. They're looking into that. You can you give
us the background on that. You get the hat too, joining us?
Also joining us is up there in Sideways, New York. A favorite good
witch, Raven. How are you tonight. Hi, my friends, thank
you so much for having me. Okay, welcome back, by the way,
thank you. Also you a full mechanic. Alnaldo is with us.
Al ol ol. This cat probably ate the microphone. Wow okay, oh
you're gonna blame it on the cat. Okay, here we go. A
good friend, Cindy Bailey dove down and Ick and so I had joined us.
Cindy, how are you? I'm doing great? Thanks for having me
on met okay, and also joining us right now is the mysterious Ashley g.
Actually, how are you tonight? I'm doing great. Thanks for having
me back yet again. Last time we talked to you, did we put
un haunted restaurants? I did in a restaurant? Yeah yeah, yeah in
a restaurant, Yeah that could be haunted. Later on, Dave said that
he's seen strange things moving around in there, but who does so tonight you
have We were talking about this last month. I probably have this all wrong,
but it's like some kind of strange signal from a star ten billion light
years away, headed right pointed right at Earth. Or do I have them
wrong? You're really really close. NASA received a signal from a spacecraft that
they have that they sent it out there. It's shooting for an asteroid billions
and billions of mile away. But they were signal to their spacecraft from nineteen
million miles away using a laser. It's pretty cool. So the there's some
spacecraft that they said that someone sent me that email about this the other day.
We should look into it. There was a spacecraft they sent they launched
years and years ago, but it has a gold plate record. I've ever
heard that story. There's a gold plated record aboard and has like the Beatles.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it has checked barryslngs on it. And
that's what I thought you were talking about. Yeah, okay, is it
that one that talk about the one we sent out with the voyager? Is
that a voyager? That's it? Yeah? Okay, all right, I
don't know was that that space Now this is going to an asteroids? So
this is a more one spacecraft that sounds like said they were able to send
a signal to the space grat nineteen million miles by the laser. Yeah,
and it was it's an experiment, but believe it or not, the signal
I got from the laser. It was a fifteen second video of a cat.
No red dot, I can't really Yes, okay, this isn't a
joke, right set up? Yeah? Yeah, gracious, yeah, wrote
something on it. Okay, this is great news. You love cats?
Yeah, yeah, very we all though, Well, I want to talk
to you about get that thing out of what it's about. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, that's so funny. Listen, now that we're talking about cats,
you want to tell everyone about your cat disposal system for sale by what
you know? You have that little cat disposal system I don't mean cat disposal
and that's a forty and stuff cat you know, uh yeah, the expert
talk about. Go ahead and don't remind me again what we're after here.
You your automatic litter, Yeah, your automatic litter disposal unit, automatic litter.
Okay, you know I mean, I mean arrogantts allan. You wait,
I'm not picking up what you're putting down. You have a bout you
have about fourteen cats right when they go in, to have three cats when
they go in and do their business. Isn't this some kind of invention that
you had to make it a little well no, there's a power vent in
there that it's got a motion sensor. So when the cat goes into the
little area that they have their box. Yes, they trip a motion sensor
that turns on a bathroom fan. Basically that's vented outside through the back of
the house. Yeah, is it out to max house? You know I
could. I could vent it out the front of the house and aim it
toward his house. Oh, that'd be nice. Yeah, when you've got
you know, nineteen pound cats when they go in and trash a litter box,
wow, okay, it's you know, I mean, it can be
pretty devastating in a really small house. So this is just a way and
it only runs for five minutes after they're done, yes, and hopefully they
cover it up and move along. But yeah, I did rig up a
system. Why did they go down this road? So listen, let me
just you I pivot as I could say, let me just go to switch
you really quick switch. So, Teddy, you sent me a picture of
that you sent from tutors right, Yes, it was a working breakfast.
I was going through some literatures for the next French report. Go ahead,
so this week or next week? Yes, yes, go ahead and just
tell us the conbination that you would and then I'm going to guess that looked
like about a fourteen dollar meal to me. No, it was under ten
bucks nine something. No, no, actually a little bit less than that
coffee about eight bucks, I think. Yes, the big role in the
eggs, No, no, no role, No, no, it was.
I had two pancakes, although it didn't both of them. I had
baked in scrambled eggs. Wow. Okay, nine blocks not done. You
know, I wish we had that up here in our hooters. We don't.
We have a game tutors tutors. Uh. If you comes out to
West Virginia and you go into Tutors asking to see Hooters, you might have
some trouble. Really they call it. They call it tutors down there instead
of Hooters. No, no, no. A lot of listeners though there.
We'll talk about a learning curve here. When don't we do this?
Okay, real quick, why don't we take a very quick break here,
every group, and then we'll be right back listening. You're listening to Macloney's
Mitle Tracks show here on the Distant Thunder Radio. No work, the whole
gang is here. Please stay tune. Hey, Mac maloney fans, this
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later in January called How to Dump a Body at Sea and Not Get Caught?
Is that a crazy title or what? Well, wait till you read
what's inside Now, Mac and his co writer Mark Zappula wanted everyone to know
that radio show fans and everyone else too, can pre order the book right
now on Amazon, and I can do. You'll get two dollars off the
list price. That's two dollars off the list price of Mac and Mark's new
book, How to Dump a Body at Sea and Not Get Caught Now.
Mac gave me an advance copy of the book, and I've got to tell
you it's one of the funniest things I've ever read. It reminded me of
the Sopranos, but with a laugh track. And get this, they both
swear it's all true. That's How to Dump a Body at Sea and Not
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cats, I have a pie? All right? Here we go one twenty
seven on the dot, walk back and we went to Macloney's treks on show
here in the Distant Thunder Radio Network. This is Macloney had to describe the
kind of show we have tonight. Let me very quickly introduce the co conspirators
across the puddle there for if you want, I want to see a girl's
wanti. I am so happy to be here and so happy that you have
me here, and so happy to see all these girls that seemed to gravitated
towards me, So thank you. Ok one, hang on a second,
hang hey, yeah, y'all sat there, buddy, what's up? Said
we Who are you fighting with the cats? See the fighting and dancing with
them? Which was it? I went to the I went to the freezer
and got a oh a little zambuka I had in there. So I'm finishing
off the show. Okay. Yeah, and the cat wanted to eat,
so I had to feed him on. I knew his cat related Okay,
I had to. I should have muted it. I'm sorry, that's okay.
We enjoyed it. Everyone's laughing. He's up there screaming at me.
Okay, we understand. Also on National corresponds down there in the West Virginia,
switch Blade Steve Wood, switchy. Great to be here in West Virginia.
A couple of pancakes into the day, right, great to be anywhere.
There you go stealing wal Wales. Our security chief, Willie Club is
with us. Willie him Mac Duncan dogs, bag of Duncan. Thom's a
lot to think about tonight. This is kind of heavy, some of this
stuff. Yeah, that's why my head hairt's yep. You know it's good
because it's it's like a test of your brain, you know, it keeps
it moving. Okay, I'll have to listen to this when it's recorded so
that I can better understand some of the things that work. What the hell's
going on? Yes, I understand that I go through that on a weekly
basis. Also with us is our favorite good Witch up there in sideways and
your grave and is with us. Raven Hi, thank you so much for
having me. Didn't mention, but you get the hat. It's hat season
again, right, Oh, it's hat season, all right. It's it's
really hard to not purchase every single beanie that I find. It's funny because
we got uh you know, obviously, I'm in New York and we got
really hit with the snow, and I was wearing the beanie that Al and
his lovely wife made for me for my birthday last year. I love that
hat. One one wants to know if there's a bun under the beanie?
Is there a bun under the beanie? No? No, all my hair
is down. Okay, there's no bun. Want me. Also with us
is our very good friend Sydney Bailey Dove if she's still with us, sidn'ty?
Yes, thank, Maggie's great to be on. Nothing's changing Arkansas.
Sorry two degrees which is harder really yeah, yeah, it's not bad.
Tomorrow is supposed to be bad weather and then everything's gonna melt. And also
joining us is the mysterious Ashley g Ashley, how are you? I'm good?
Thanks for having me. Okay, do you want to talk about your
dog now? Just to you know, I don't want to say get it
over with, but we do ask you about your dog? How always your
dog and my dog is the topic all the time. She's always a priority.
Ye, center of attention. Okay. And what kind of dog is
again? I ask you every time, but I guess I forget. It's
because it's a weird breed American Staffordshire towrier. Okay. And is it big
dog? Big dog? Yep? Seventy pounds. I would say she's pretty
large. I think she lost a pound. Couldn't tell you how. She's
everything insight and a good god dog watch dog yep. Every morning at the
end of the bed, watching out the window, seeing who's going by.
Really yeah, keeping an eye on Thanks see Ashley, may I ask go
ahead, one, go ahead. Staffed bedtide terrier a euphemism for a pit
bull. She is the cousin of the pit bull. It's in that they're
all kind of similar. I thought they were the epitome of a pit bull.
I think they are. They're they're better in the fighting ring back in
the day. That's my point. Yes, really, okay, all right?
And their muscle ratio is larger, so she's a big girl. Yeah,
huh, okay, Well so you've looked at this muscle ratio. So
so you have a pit bull with a a fancy name. No, the
classical pit bull. Oh, the youngest, biggest, Oh, they're not
exactly pit wow one. So it's is it a rare dog? I mean,
do you know, do you ever see any people walking the same kind
of dog? One of? I don't think it's a rare breed, but
it's it's mixed a lot. Like I feel like there's a lot of MutS
because since there's a bully breed, people don't really want them. Renters are
they're on the no rent to list that breed. So it's necessarily rare,
right, But I don't think we will advertise it. But I don't care
because she's she's an angel. She's an angel. That's good. Is she
a friendly dog? Oh? Super super friendly. She squeels like a pig
every time she sees someone she knows. She gets the wiggle, but she
does this weird smile when she'll see someone that she really likes or like half
her mouth will curl up and she like walks it. She sideways. My
dog does that where her lip gets stuck on her teeth because she's missing a
couple of teeth and it just it gets stuck and she's just got like a
little snaggle tooth that sticks out. It's like the cutest thing ever. H
Okay you I don't have a dog or a cat, so I'm missing you
having a lot of fun. As it turns out in the fun, Ama,
why don't we go to Switchy. We'll put his bumper in here,
right here. And now it's time for another story from the Lost Animals of
the Paranormal. It's time for Steve Ward's report from the Fringe Switch. What
do you have for us tonight? I have a report. This comes from
the series of books edited by John Hanson called Haunted Skies Preserving the History of
UFO Research. They have them. The one I'm using tonight is volume four
revised and it's from seventy six and seventy seven. They have like a general
series that covers uiful reports all over the world, and they have one that
is exclusive to Britain. What I did was I picked three reports. It's
brother heavily short reports, but really bizarre ones out of this book. And
these books are so well done, so well produced. There's a lot of
color pictures, it's very very high quality, and there's huge volumes. They're
not terribly cheap either, But I wish I had the whole set. But
they're really really good, Okay. The first one May nineteen seventy six.
Jan molloy and our friend Allison. They're walking along the beachfront at Scarborough,
Yorkshire. Now they've just gotten off work. It's dark, the moon is
up, and they're heading toward the pier and they all of a sudden they
hear this extremely loud whirring noise and they look up and they see this cone
shaped UFO directly over them. And they said, it's about the size of
a small aircraft. Now, and the ground and the entire area was lit
up by a bank of flashing lights that are underneath this mysterious craft. Well,
they really they thought this thing was gonna craft. So they started running
toward the pier. The next thing that they knew, it was like switching
a TV channel to a completely different station. They seemed to be suddenly not
running toward the pier, but running through an ancient churchyard, through a cemetery.
The gravestones looked really old, the entire landscape was completely unfamiliar. They
had the impression that somehow they went through some kind of a time slip,
and they also they were wearing crinoline, which are these long, old fashioned
dresses. And then all of a sudden, Now this whatever happened was was
quite brief. But they then they saw the lights of this UFO again kind
of threw a mist. It was accompanied by kind of a metal burning smell,
and all of a sudden they were back in real time in the normal
clothes, and the event was over. The ordeal was only moments, but
if they found out they had lost three hours. Now, Allison said she
saw a figure in the cemetery. It was six feet tall, thin,
large head, three fingers on each hand. Now, I actually don't believe
that there was I mean, let's assume that this is a real experience that
they shared. I don't believe there was a time slip here. I think
that with this missing time, it seems like that these experiences people are given
false memories. So I don't think they went back in time running through a
cemetery. I think they had some kind of an illusion or deception was created.
Okay. The next one, Spring nineteen seventy seven, A close encounter
of the first kind was the Shire Terry Ingram. He's working nights at the
British Leyland car factory in Longbridge, Birmingham. Now this is spring nineteen seventy
seven. A coworker named Big John is the first guy to spot this huge
cigar shaped craft. It's only about ten feet above the roof of this building.
It's about thirty by forty yards in size, and it seemed to be
constructed of a different sized metal plates, like I say, different sizes,
And they said it was like standing under a Jimbo jet. And then they
don't know how long they watched it for, but to start to vibrate and
then shot away. Now, you know, we've talked about people that have
that have continual sort of paranormal experiences. They don't just have one thing happen
to him. Well, two weeks later, he's at home in Martinly Close,
Redditch, and it was very early hours of the night and his wife
wakes him up. There's a knocking at the front door and he looks at
the clock at three am. He figures, well, you know, maybe
there's a family emergency or something like that. So he gets up, he
goes to the door and he yells who's there. No answer, knocking still
continues. He looks through the glass window and he sees this small figure.
He thought, maybe it was a small child, maybe a neighbor was in
trouble or what have you. So he bends down. He looks through the
letter box and a wave of fear washes over him. He sees a pair
of slanted red eyes with black pupils. He called it a creature from the
depths of hell. This thing is staring at him, slowly backs away,
still maintaining eye contact. Eventually it turned and jumped over the fence. He
said it was about three feet tall, four fingers on each hand. He
said it was just bizarre. Was wearing like a ragged sackcloth, and it
had a tail. Now, I don't know what this guy experienced, but
he might have had that stuff that Al is drinking right now as well.
But interesting that people have these completely inexpexplicable bizarre experiences. Now here's the last
one. July fifteenth, nineteen seventy six. Family in the US traveling on
Freeway eighty four at Cave Junction, Oregon. This is in the afternoon.
They see these objects his craft going through the sky. They can't make them
out right at first, but as they get closer. They're actually three of
these large black triangles, and they're heading their direction. The car engine dies,
so he drifts off onto the side of the road. Everything the electrical
systems completely died. Nothing's happening, And the next thing he knows, he's
again like he's like he's spliced a tape and you have some missing time.
He's standing in front of the car when he was sitting in the car before
that, and he's looking at his family, his wife and kids, and
they're all confused about what the heck happened. So they shortly they just a
kind of regroup. They stopped at a roadside diner. Now, while the
father was eating, the hair in the back of his neck stands up and
he turns and he sees a stranger sitting a couple tables away, not eating
any food, but just staring at him. And this guy was thin,
olive brown skin, black hair, beat the eyes, accompanied by very bushy
black eyebrows, pointed chin, sort of a classic man in black type,
wearing a black suit, black shoes, in a white shirt. Now,
this guy looked just very menacing. So the father wants to head off any
trouble and he walks over to him and says, may I help you with
something? And this creepy dude says, where are you going? And he
says, well, I'm going to take my family down to fossil and see
the sights. And this guy says, don't go down there. Things bigger
than houses come over the tops of trees. Those bigger than houses come over
the tops of trees. I say, what so and then this guy,
this creepy dude, stands up and walks out of the restroom. So this
is the second bizarre thing that's happened to him. And then at this point
it's dawned on him that they're missing about two or three hours of time.
So whenever that they saw those those triangles, something clicked there, and so
they watched this guy. He drives away in a black utility truck and as
he's passing them, this creep is staring at at them as he passes by.
So they figured we're going to get the heck out of here. So
they hit Highway ninety seven I think it is, and he's traveling about sixty
five. Suddenly a large black car zips past him and he looks inside him
looks just like the same creep that just drove away before in the truck and
this car was out of sight in no time. And then he took off
it really wanted to get out of there. He hits eighty and then from
behind him, the same car passes him, or it seems to be the
same car, same creepy dude in there that passes them again and just takes
off. So they think, okay, there's a state park nearby. Let's
go somewhere where there's a lot of people. You know, we don't know
what to make of this. So they pull into the park and there's the
guy standing there in the road, the same guy staring at them as they
drive by. So what they did was they were in there was a lot
of people. They did spend the night there and never saw this guy again,
never had any more UFO sightings. But the car never recovered. It
turned into kind of a lemon. He was always having trouble with it.
And this comes from the National UFO Reporting Center. So those are my bizarre
reports for tonight. And again, you know, people will make up stories
sometimes, but when we look at the literature, a lot of the points
that we're hit in these stories are things that do keep showing up, and
it may suggest that some of these things are, as John Keel thought,
might be not necessarily hallucinations but illusory. Perhaps these things are maybe projections,
or they're not actually completely real physical events. I wonder, I wonder if
that that guy in the restaurant were other people seeing this guy that but other
people have a reaction to him that we don't know. Listen, I'll tell
you. Let's take a break, and I want to just ask you a
few questions about men in black on the other side. Okay, so we
have to say good night to Ashley. Why don't we give her a little
bit of a pause Williams. Thanks, we'll read that on No. One.
Thank you, Ashley. And we want to be friends with your dog.
Okay, a couple of cats in there, friends the couplets and okay,
sounds good. Thank you, Ashley. We'll see you soon. I
appreciate the time. See you later and we'll we'll take a break now.
And you're listening to mcloney's Moltrex So I show here on the Distant Thunder Radio
Network. Please you stay tuned. My dad he's a double MPT and yeah,
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Mac has a new book coming out later in January called How to Dump
a Body at Sea and Not Get Caught? Is that a crazy title or
what? Well, wait till you read what's inside now. Mac and his
cold writer Mark Zappola wanted everyone to know that radio show fans and everyone else
too, can pre order the book right now on Amazon and it could do.
You'll get two dollars off the list price. That's two dollars off the
list price of Mac and Mark's new book, How to Dump a Body at
Sea and Not Get Caught Now. Mac gave me an advanced copy of the
book, and I've got to tell you it's one of the funniest things I've
ever read. It reminded me of the Sopranos, but with a laugh track.
And get this, they both swear it's all true. That's how to
dump a body at sea and not get caught. The new true crime novel
from Mac maloney and Mark Zappola. Order now and get two dollars off on
Amazon. Welcome back, And we went to Maciloney's Belt Trucks show here on
the Distant Thunder Radio Network. This is Mac a'rony. What a show we
have for you tonight. Very quickly, I will introduce the members of the
Posse Girls. He is here, the very famous one. While over there
across the puddle, Janie, how you doing? Never better? Mac?
And thank you for having me. And I want to thank all of your
listeners and especially the women. It is so nice to be here. Thank
you. So it's nice to be here. So wow, Wow, it's
wow. It's nice to be here. It's nice to be anywhere. Isn't
that what you usually say? One one? Of course I say that,
But I didn't want to make Raven feel scared? Is it me? Didn't
we just go over that like thirty seconds? Wow? Could I put my
cat back in the picture now, yeah, maybe the cat. You maybe
put the cat back out there. The way we're going my work better?
Thank you want one. I'm very glad that you considered my feelings because I'm
usually quite terrified your regular line. I'm terrified right now. Frankly listen down
there in West Virginia on national corresponding switch Plague Steve Watt switchy save us.
Great to be here, and I'm really happy that one one is he already
had a successful pernia transplant? Yes? Yeah, yeah? How did they
go there? Around one? One? One one had any trans plant?
That's how they do it over in the UK. How did it go?
Was it? Was it painful? One one must tell you, mate it
It took a while to get used to it. But I'm finally see blighty
s he couldn't not do the accent, Okay, he couldn't. He couldn't.
Thought it was brilliant. Wow, it was brilliant. You're right brilliant?
Are you yank? Just all upset about the whole thing? Well?
On one, I never heard you sound this way anyway. Also with us,
I'm introducing everyone, I guess is uh Willie Club our security chief Willy.
I'll tell you I wish I was on what one is on? Wain't
kidding? Yeah, well, you know they said that transplant he got came
over from Scotland. That could be it. What he always says that,
I can't give you winning, but I'll say you some there. I go
one night on Johnny class and Doc Severson was taking Ed's place and he's sitting
there beside. You can see this on YouTube. It's one of the funniest
things ever. And Johnny invites him to Thanksgiving dinner. He goes through this
whole thing and he says, so you want to go, and Doc seven
says, no, you know, and it's a like big laugh and they
just laughing and laughing in funally casts and says to him, Jesus, can
you give me some of what you're ron? He says, I can't give
you anybody. I'll sell you some funny show. I don't know, maybe
it's old guy funny or whatever, but they were. I remember seeing that
clip and it was funny because he just kept going and he could didn't stop.
He was on something, yeah, coke or something. Anyway, those
are the old dash up there, and that way's new York. I don't
want to say speaking of coke, but Coca Cola is run every good witch
Raven, Raven, how are you hello? My friends? Thank you so
much for having me also with us, oh l or now though I was
going to say, speaking of coke, but it definitely is just coach called
up with this guy alo old boy back back in the day, you know,
back in the day. I love it. Okay, maybe someday someone
will write a book and they'll include that chapter. We don't know. Speaking
of that, two things. Mica Spool a famous uh crime reporter and author
and if co author book. It's coming out in a couple of weeks,
come out January eighteenth. So depending on when you hear this, it's called
how to What is it that weird? Is that? How to get rid
of a What is it? How? I wouldn't know because he's how do
you get kind of dumber body at sea? How to dump a body at
see and not get caught? Right there? You can go. You think
I would know that anyway? So it's coming out on Amazon. It's on
pre order now on Amazon until January eighteenth. You get two bucks off until
January eighteenth. Then it goes to full price, but I guess it really
isn't that expensive. How to dump a boudien see and knock get cut,
you know, look out for her. And we're going to do a special
show in a couple of weeks talking about how it was made and so on
and so forth, if you want to know how the sausage was made.
Also, we just to help our friends out at Home stud Troops with the
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It sounds like I'm doing the plays, but it isn't quite that time of
the show. I do want to I've introduced everyone, right, I can't
remember back, I thought, I think, so okay, so we were
talking about men in black real quick, we're talking about men in black and
the previous segment switch he was, and they are definitely a lot. There
is definitely a lot of documentation where people run into these guys and there we
don't know who they are. They show up in some cases of UFO sightings.
They always dress in black, They always seem to dress the same,
They always look a little unearthly or whatever. Their complexions and everything, they
just don't look right, and they always do these kind of odd things,
say odd things, and they just don't seem to be from here. My
question is that so that you're with me so far right? You agree?
So switching yep? Okay, So let's say that they are you know and
and it's kind of funny because I just said that they don't seem to be
you know here one h the percentence kind of like the things we're talking about,
the ghost rockets and the ghost planes and stuff. They seem to be
just a little bit next door, you know, the universe wives. But
anyway, let's say these guys are some kind of people want to think that
the government agents or whatever. If that was the case. If they had
the job of basically scaring, what they do a lot is they want people.
Don't go here, don't go there. Once you've seen the UFO,
you've for some reason, you know you did. Did they feel like they
have to want you and stop you from doing things? If that was their
real job, why would they always dress the same? Why would they always
be the men in black? Why wouldn't they just show up in leisure wear
or something? You know, Well, sometimes, you know Kiel talk about
the matter black being kind of a generator, because sometimes they'll still show up.
There was a wave of people that dressed like Air Force officers. They
weren't Air Force, but they would go and harassed witnesses and collect material and
tell people to be quiet about their sighting. And the Air Force even put
out a memo saying that we don't know who these people are, but they're
masquerading as as Air Force officers and they wanted to try and catch one of
these guys. When when Keel John Keel first was in Point Pleasant, West
Virginia, when the Mothman stuff, the UFOs and all that was going on,
he saw a lot of people that were very likely government men. I
mean, these guys were in the black suits, the skinny ties, close
croft hair, and zero personality. He tried to engage a couple of conversations
and they just stayed away. But then you have this other sort of variety,
if you will, with the sometimes they have a somewhat Asian features,
dusky skin, but make it very clear they're not Asian. The nationality is
kind of unidentifiable, and they're their mannerisms are very strange sometimes and uh uh
just just very creepy. They uh sometimes they have these long tapering fingers.
Uh. And if you go back into history when when witches believed they were
in communication with with demons, some of these demons, some of these these
these these men that they were talking to had the long tapering fingers. They
supposedly demons didn't have vocal cords, so their their voices were actually it sounded
like they were a little bit far away from them. Sometimes uh Ufo entities
have that same situation where they don't see a speaker or or or see their
lips moving, or or just not telepathy, but there's sort of that projection
sometimes again going way back, uh, they would see these uh, these
these men these these demons or whatever they were, uh, dressed in black,
wearing hats, and sometimes they ride in on a black horse as opposed
to a black catillect. So you have this this kind of a strain of
a folklore possibly connected with some of this. Some of the reports that we've
talked about before are just bizarre. And I wonder if keels onto something where
he thinks some of these things might not actually be physical experiences, but but
something is triggering it. And uh, it's almost like a modern day double
theory, you know, it's just almost like a another a retread of the
belief and demons in these dark forces. Now I think, if I'm not
mistaken, I think Nick Redfern discovered some possibilities. Now some of these bizarre
incidents may have been set up by the government to put past these guys to
you know, have some people dress up and act a little weird and harassed
witnesses to kind of plant some of this, uh these seeds in there to
see if they would would take hold. You know when you were saying that
they were, you know, they the same kind of character shows up through
history. Uh. In Macelhoney's Hunted Universe on and seal everywhere. We did
a story where there were a number of reports during the Dark Ages, especially
during the you know, when everyone was wiped out by the you know,
the plague, right, the Black plague, the bubonic plague. And that's
when the whole idea of the grim Reaper showed up. You know, they
would literally show up at your door, that type of thing, you know,
because if you had it, you were dead. That's all over use
to it. And you know, I'll make a pretty good case that they
were the first men in black. Well, they said that they were there.
There are sickles that would be swishing through the wheat, but they wouldn't
cut the wheat. And these were these were these these rogue figures would knock
on doors and and people in there would contract the plague. There were a
lot of cases where grew some of these hooted uh figures, uh, sort
of like you say, for runners of the Men in Black were seen in
groups in Germany and so forth. Brandenburg and you know that was uh,
it was the Gods of Eden by uh what's his name, I can't remember
the author right now. He covers he he actually he draws on sources of
two books I have in my library on the Black Plague, and there are
all kinds of other things they were. They had a real thing about comets.
They thought comments were sort of agents of doom. They talked about seeing
a black comet in the sky. I don't know what a black comment it
looks like. But you know, so these things, these these stories and
these beliefs have always been with us and seemed to manifest in the present day.
When when Stan Gordon, who wrote Silent Invasion and covered the bizarre incidents
in Pennsylvania in the early seventies, Bigfoot reports and UFOs, there were some
men in black types that showed up trying to silence people or or receive people.
There just one guy who was a main witness that had all kinds of
bizarre things happened to him. He had a Air Force what a guy dressed
like an Air Force officer and another guy dressed in plain clothes implied they were
with Stan Gordon's team and put them put them under a regressive hypnosis and said
we'll get back to you with the results, And of course they never did
so. And then was a series of interesting Bigfoot reports in ordering Washington and
and other things Classic UFOs Orange Orbs, written by Sally Shepherd Wolferd, who
is the mother of Autumn Williams, a famous Bigfoot researcher. This is back
in the early seventies as well, and at some point these these odd men
in black start showing up and knocking on people's doors. So, you know,
you wonder men in black and Bigfoot, you know, I mean,
we just seem to cover everything here. What's going on? Yeah? Really
hmm. Stan Gordon refuses to go on the show. Should know that.
I can't believe that it's true. Just give him my name, Mack,
he'll be here. I did. He didn't go. He didn't write that.
Well, that killed it. Then you might have said club by by
accident. That's probably what happened, really, club yeah, yeah, right,
But the story that he tells about the textbook then we've talked about it
before, but basically among the sixties, this thing fell into the woods in
western Pound, Pennsylvania. It looked like a big acorn. And uh they
at the time Suya's spacecraft that the Russians would launch all the time look like
an acorn. But anyway, this thing, you know, people started change
direction and stuff and land's in this forest. Citizens go and correct me if
I'm wrong here I switch. They go and they see it, but then
the army takes over. The army shows up, kicks everyone out and they
and they took this thing away on the back of a flatbed truck. And
and then and the guy who was running the radio station there, if he
got his name, he had like reports. He was like one of the
first people to go and see this thing. And he went back to the
radio station to do with special on this because it was the biggest thing going
on in this area at the time. And he did it and before he
recorded it, but before he broadcast it, as you say, switch,
a guy shows, A couple of guys show up. I think one of
them was in the uniform, I'm not sure. Brought him in the room,
had a little conversation with him, and he agreed to edit it.
And so this kind of edited version came out about what happened. And then
all this weird stuff happened to this guy and then he was finding it's a
tragic ending to it. He finally was hit, like by a hit and
run driver in Malibu, calib And you're a song freaking thing. It was
very very strange, very strange. But you know, I talked to a
guy. His name is Ray Keller. He's known as Cosmic Ray. He's
written a lot of great boots, he claimed his contact with the Space Brothers.
Super nice guy, he believes, and he might be onto something that
what Kecksburg was was a failed a venus probe that the Russian set up fell
back to Earth because when they saw the strange writing, they thought maybe it
was the Russian alphabet on there. Okaycause his theory isn't a bad theory.
Actually it might have actually been a very terrestrial craft. Ye that didn't make
its destination. It really looked like the Russian design capsule, you know.
Ods we have a different thing we have and they look like acorns, you
know. But there was definitely so I could see from a national security point
of view, especially in the sixties, where they would want to kind of
keep that secret. Not that the Russians wouldn't know, because the Russians obviously
knew the thing, you know, crash back to Earth, but the fact
that you know, we have this thing and now we can you know,
pull it apot. Let's say, all right, but why would you go
through. I could see all that and keep kicking everybody out and putting the
thing on a plot that truck and then just leave. But if the guy
is going to do a story that saying it's a UFO, you know,
why stop them? You know what I mean? It's the classic kind of
distraction. Yeah, just call the UFO when it turns out to be a
Russian space gap. We just don't want to say that. It might just
be a power grab. I don't know, yeah, yeah, it could
be right right, And then it just disappeared. You never heard really anything
about it again, you know, except this guy died in just a weird
way, and weird stuff happened to him, that radio guy. I mean,
that's really They pulled it away in a flatbed with a tarp over it,
right, Yeah, strange, strange anyway, Kecksburgh. Okay, So
they may had a comment one one, go ahead, please one. Yes.
I have a friend of mine who was a career army intelligence officer,
go ahead, and intelligence officer, go ahead. And and then he went
on to be even more of an intelligence officer. And now he told me
that when you talk about men in black, yes, yes, that's that
was the original purpose of this discussion. Correct, right, Yes, he
said there was an organization called AFOSI. Oh yes, right, yes,
was off of special investigation. Yes, and my army friend told me they
are the least creative and most unprofessional. I believe it. They wear black
clothes and they go around really by the people. Anyway, that's when my
friend told me, there's the guys that I mean. They were involved with
that guy who switch you will know. Remember that guy was down there at
that Kirkln Airfloce base in New Mexico. He was a contractor. He was
a contractor for the air base, but he believed that he was picking up
oh yes, yeah, right, Paul Benowitz. He believed that he was
picking up alien signals coming from over the base. So he went and he
told them, Now, this guy works there, he's a physicist, and
they and and he told them. What it turned out to be for real
was that they had two things at Kirkland AFLIS Space, this huge, huge
base in New Mexico. First of all, they had bunkers full of nuclear
bombs, which they did not want the Russians to see. So they used
to scramble electronic signals and stuff going back and forth and so on. They
were also flying in the stealth fighter down there, So that's what he came
upon, these kind of scrambled messages from these two things. But they didn't
tell him that. What they did was they made him think that they were
alien signals. They broke into his house, they ripped apot his computer,
but they lied. They left the trail of crumbs to make him think that
these were aliens signals, that there were aliens in a mountain nearby. And
and and he finally went to a mental institution place because it really really messed
with this guy said yeah, yeah, and all he had to do was
sign some kind of you know, security document, but they didn't do it.
And it was basically this this IF Force Special Operations guys, whoever they
were, and they're basically from when I read, they're basically like glorified security
guards. You know. They did not like the CIA or anything like that.
It's just the name. And I could see this at the bottom of
the letter. And and I know the moment because of what they did to
this guy. I could see them drive, you know, walking around and
men in black type stuff and thinking they're cool, you know what I mean.
One one one one. Ically what I told you Air Force Office of
Special Investigations mm hmm decades of Alf's four perform Okay, okay, so well
that was interesting. We have about ten minutes to go Al's been raising his
hand. Yeah, what were you? What were you telling us? You're
telling us about this guy from World Coerson wondering if any of you folks have
heard of, uh, this World War two colonel. I believe he was
named Bazooka Charlie great name because I well, I mean his real name here.
His real name was Carpenter, I believe, and he was one of
the things he did during World War Two was usual reconnaissance pilot, and he
flew one of those little you know, piper cubs observation constant places that were
basically unarmed, made out of canvas, and were really total targets because they
had no offensive weaponry on them at all. So the story that I read
was his daughter, it was now in her eighties, happened to be awake
one night, couldn't sleep, so she started googling her dad's name and this
and that, and what she found was articles that kind of dismissed his actions
during World War two. So he was in the European theater, flying this
little reconnaissance plane around and he was getting shot at from the ground by small
arms fire and and all this. So the running story was that he decided
he didn't like being a target so much that he strapped six bazookahs onto this
piper cub's wingstruts, three on each side, and he went into combat.
And he would go in and start doing his recon and when they started shooting
at him, he would shoot back, Oh that's funny, yeah, cool,
So, which is kind of cool when you figure the airplane weighs eight
hundred pounds, it's made out of canvas, wood and some steel. And
so he was supposedly this, you know, real character who went out and
did this stuff. So when she was looking him up that night, she
happened across an article that said that it was analyzed by various aviation groups and
aviation experts, and they came up with the concept that he couldn't have possibly
done it because the airframe of the plane wouldn't hold that kind of firepower and
it would have done damage to the plane, and they dismissed it as either
propaganda, which they said, we were fighting a propaganda war with Germany time,
and they said it was either propaganda or it was just feel good to
send home to the people at home to make him think we're doing something great,
and it couldn't have possibly happened. So that really twisted this woman up
a bit because they were talking about her father and it just turned out that
her father had been some kind of a history teacher free enlisting in the you
know, in the war, and he was a prolific writer. So he
wrote to his wife the entire time he was in the European theater and wrote
of his exploits and wrote of daily what he did and what happen. Yeah,
he also sent her pictures, and he sent her pictures of him standing
next to the plane which you can clearly see six bazookas mounted on the pilot's
side. And so she went ahead and went through trying to find out more
and what else, whatever else you could find out. Plus she wanted to
clear her dad's name and say this wasn't a propaganda or a feel good thing.
He really did this. So she ended up contacting people and getting involved
in researching this, and she had incredible documentation and photography of her dad with
the plane and all of his writings to the mom that the mom had saved
over the years, and it came to find out that he was no fooling
around. He was he was serious and he's actually credited with taking out six
German tanks. That's amazing with his little eight hundred pound piper cup. Really,
and he said he did great at first. Yes, and uh,
your microphone just went out. The Germans says, have sabotage El's microphone.
Oh, I caliperated him. He's saying, I think the cat got to
the wire. You have the cat. My internet just just said, my
my internet just went But anyway, it turned out he took out six tanks
and originally they weren't bothering him because they didn't think he posed a threat.
But once he took out a few of them, he said, the tanks
started turning firing on him because he was such a he was that much of
a problem. He survived this, like, yes, yeah, that's wild.
He came home and he died a number of years later, not a
lot of years later. He died in his fifties. But through the daughter
researching all this, they actually found his airplane they founded in Austria, and
it had been used for years to tow gliders up into the air until it
was unserviceable anymore, and then he just parked it at the end of a
runway and let it rot. So it's been brought back and restored by someone
who restores piper cubs. It was well known to do it, and apparently
one of the things that he had written to his wife was that they started
shooting at him harder once he started taking out tanks. Ye, that makes
sense. You know that he was taking small arms fire. And when they
restored the plane, they actually found bullet holes in the plane from somebody on
the ground shooting up at him. And the plane has been brought back to
the United States and restored, and it's in a museum, and it's in
a museum in Massachusetts. I hear, oh, take a road trick.
Yeah, we got to do a road trick and go check this thing out.
And he had on the side of the plane he had art drawn on
it, which was appropriate for the era. Yes, he's seeing Betty,
Betty busy, gentlemen, I do have to leave unfortunately, ravend great to
see you back. And one one tell X I'm looking forward to seeing him
again. All right, all right, well listen, we we're going to
wrap it up anyway. Switchy Okay, so when do we do that?
Okay? So yeah, anyway, so listen. Thank you to everyone listening
to us tonight. We really appreciate thanks Cindy Bailey Dough and also the mysterious
Ashley g and h Thank you. Thank you one one for joining us for
chriss puzzle Puddle. We know that you're a busy guy. Thank you.
Go have some fish and chips now, Wannie there he is, Thank you
one. Thank you all. Yeah, okay, thank wow. Wow wow,
delayed reaction now I know how the Patriots felt the other night. Thank
you. Well, sorry the internet kept cracking out. That's okay, We're
used to it. It's fun. Thank you, Raven. Thank you.
Wow. What a week to come back. Huh. It's a perfect week
to come back. Thank you, club. We appreciate it. You can
have your jelly donut now, man, look at this ready to go entertaining
show. I'll see what tomorrow. There you whoa whoa to this tutors,
Thank you to everyone listening and uh homes trod troops very quick. Home Strong
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Afghan law and also the Iraqi war. And these are folks who came home
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That means low count of space, not a lot of stairs, and
so on and so forth. When they're done, they give them the more.
They rip up the mortgage, they rip up the mortgage, they give
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about that mortgage payment every month, and then they can go out and lead
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They gave a lot to us, so we should give them lot to
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a macaloney book. They switched. Just keep your legs crossed. Well,
hang on, let's go on. And now he is getting contained.
Wow, and I think that's it. You leave my legs out of the
spell. All right, we'll be glad to I started showing something here real
quick, old on us. No wait wait what is no? What is
that? Tell us? Tie? We were talking about bangers, bungers,
bomp. Those are called bouncers on there. Club had them on a couple
of weeks ago. Right yeah, yeah yeah they were at stopping shop on
sale for ninety nine. Oh yeah, man, yeah, they're not selling
very well. Oh that's good. I'll buy them up. The many twinkies.
I had a box of them and uh that's it. I had diarrhea
free day. Hey switch it was with that with that switch has to go.
Last thing. I have a I have a hawk living in my in
my yard. Okay, hang on, this was a pigeon that didn't quite
Was he eating Twinkies? Was he eating twinkiest? That's awful man putting that
up. Okay, so listen, we got a goo. I want to
thank everyone for listening. We really appreciate it. We do have a show
coming up. In a couple of weeks where we'll be talking about this book
that Maxapool and I have written, called How the Dumble Body at Sea,
and I can cut I was going to have our agenton maybe the publisher.
People who have read it are going to call it and ask us questions.
It's going to be a laugh riot guaranteed. And I think that is it.
Other than to say that I have to say this every week. We
have to remember John McCain was not a loser, you know what I mean.
John McCain was a war hero. He was someone we could look up
to. Okay I had not, you know, and he was a disabled
war veteran. And these are people that you don't make fun of, you
honor them. So it's really crazy this year, but you have to stop
and think and know that John McCain was a war hero, not someone He
was not a loser anyway. So this is Mac for the rest of the
gang saying until you hear us next time, what is that I'll be safe,
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