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Woo. What's up, beautiful people. There's your baby mama, favorite baby

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Mama, Stormy Pe And this is
another episode of Chocolate Chip and Zip the

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modern day female perspective. Dramn Son
back at it again, y'all, I'm

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back at it again. What another
story time? Okay, so let me

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tell y'all about my week. All
right, So my uncle hits me up,

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and y'all know I'm black, right, I know? Oh my god?

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Really yeah yeah, I know,
surprise surprise, right, but I'm

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black. Right. So a lot
of my uncles are actually just my mom's

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cousins, right, but they're too
old for me not to address them without

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like some type of salutation. So
yeah, I just call over my uncle,

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right, But it's actually my mom's
cousin. So he lives in North

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Carolina and he hits me up and
he's like, hey, you know I'm

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gonna be in Philly these dates.
Let's link. I'm like, okay,

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cool, no pride. So he
hits me up like randomly a few weeks

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later, just checking on your baby
girl. I'm like, thanks, UNC,

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I appreciate it, appreciate you,
UNC. He's like, okay,

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cool. So now it's the day
of that, we're supposed to be linking

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up, right, So he texted
me earlier that morning he said, hey,

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we're still good for later. I'm
like yeah. He sends me a

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whole bunch of different options that we
can do, mini golf, bowling,

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all some fun stuff. I'm like, it don't even matter, unk,

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whatever you want to do. Cool, he says. Cool. Then he

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calls me and I'm like hello,
and he's like, oh, what's up,

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pretty lady. Y'all? That wasn't
my uncle. That wasn't there's all

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time I've been texting and setting up
arrangements with someone who I thought was my

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uncle. Well that wasn't my uncle. So let me tell you what happened.

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Right, Yeah, I met this
man like a few months ago,

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like back in the spring. He
has the same name as my uncle,

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so I saved his number in my
phone as baby number two. My uncle's

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name is baby, so I saved
it as baby number two, like the

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two finger emoji. Right, So, the whole time we texting, I'm

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not paying attention to the fact that
there's a number two behind it. Right

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now, mind you, This particular
individual also doesn't live in Philly, so

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when he's saying I'm coming to town. It made sense to me because my

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uncle don't live in town neither right
seven move. So I'm like, fuck,

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what we're gonna do, y'all?
What we're gonna do? Am I

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gonna go on a date? Am
I gonna tell him that I think it's

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somebody else. I'm like, let
me go to the gym and I think

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about it. So I go to
the gym, I think about it,

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and in true Storm fashion, I
call that man and say, Yo,

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you wan't hear something fun need that
you probably not gonna think it's funny,

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And he like, what's up?
So I explained to him the mishap and

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he's like, oh, well,
you know you still want to link up.

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I'm like yeah. So when we
get together later on, one of

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the first questions I had to ask
him was you didn't notice I was calling

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you unk this whole fucking time,
Like for the past six months, I've

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been calling you unk. You didn't
think that was weird? He was like,

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oh no, my screen name on
ig is So I thought that's why.

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It was literally one of those situations
where everything just aligned the absolute wrong

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way. So, yeah, I
went out on a date with my uncle

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who wasn't my uncle? And yeah, questions, comments, concerns, shot

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you said you had a few,
you didn't answer them, Okay, no,

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no, no. First of all, imagine my surprise, exactly,

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imagine my surprise. Whyn't answer the
phone. And I heard his voice but

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he didn't sound like my uncle,
So I was even more confused, like,

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pretty lady, what the fuck?
Who is this? Yeah? So

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yeah, I'm glad. I'm glad
he called first, because what if I

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would have went to the spot and
I'm like calling my uncle, like,

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Yo, where are you at?
He like in North Carolina? What the

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fuck do you mean? Me?
Right? So, yeah, I fucked

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up? All right, let's go
to the life. I am not Jo

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says left in my ass off,
Hey yo, tell this story. Snake

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Skeezy says, nah, I fam
forever chasing money says, hey, yo,

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you just got catfish and you didn't
even know it. I did.

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But here's the thing. I catfished
myself like like a doofy, like a

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doofy. I can't fish myself.
Dark Man seventeen said you'd be looking good

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in the gym. Oh, thank
you baby, thank you baby, thank

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you, thank you, thank you. Scotland Rock seventy eight says you better

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change that name. I'm not gonna
lie to y'all. I really gotta grow

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up because I still haven't changed this
name in my phone. So yeah,

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that's but you know what, I'm
gonna talk to you about something else.

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What we hear, Dammit, I
want to talk to you about something else

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while we hear. I don't know
who is going around here on our gorst

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internet spreading these vicious lies that I
have a boyfriend, Like, really,

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who is it? Who is it? Like for the past few weeks,

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people have been commenting on my stuff
like it's a trap. She got a

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man though? Did your man approve
this? You doing all this like you

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single? We know where your man
at blah blah blah blah blah, and

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it's not where you're man at,
Like I'm trying to be inquisitive and shoot

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my shot where you're man at.
It's like these people are disgusted that I'm

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entertaining these niggas when I got a
boyfriend at home, I'm like, what

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the fuck? Who is this person
spreading these vicious lick my nigga, you

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are scaring the hos, Like what
is this what is this? How dare

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you? Whoever is going around telling
people that I have a boyfriend? Your

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mom's a hope. I don't care, no, no, and didn't and

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didn't and I don't care. Okay, very inconsiderate. I'm going to say,

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as a camera it looks good.
Okay, great, great, great,

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Our fite says it's probably your ex
making sure twenty twenty seven happens.

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He'll see you. Then you are
petty. You are so petty and just

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a gentleman. Update. I have
not heard from that man since. We

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have not talked to either. Right, thank you for tend to the right.

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But okay, so if you didn't
listen to the last episode, I

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tried to spend a block on my
ex, and as you can imagine,

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it didn't go well. Right.
I haven't heard from him since, but

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I know for a fact somehow it
probably has gotten back to him because we

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went to high school together. So
and a lot of people follow me like

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that we went high school with,
so I'm sure somebody was like, yo,

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higgy crazy at shit, listen to
this. Yeah, so that's it,

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And yeah, fuck y'all whoever saying
that, Fuck y'all. Dapper man

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says, excuse me, do you
have somebody to cook for you? I'm

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hollering. DA thought says, damn, the jig is up. Slim Tim

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two point zero says, oh she's
single, single, y'all? Yes,

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sir, evolution of a gentleman.
What's good? Baby? All right?

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So o z t A R.
Two six says, smells like a restraining

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order. It is coming up soon. Y'all are the worst? All right?

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All that aside, we talked about
spending the block, talked about being

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intentional. We talked about, like
you know, moving with the purpose.

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I feel like it's important that both
sexes give the other sex tips and tricks

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and how to be better. This
is how we're going to improve the dating

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game. This is how we're going
to improve the dating pool. We honestly

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have to be honest and put out
there what we like, what we don't

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like, and that's how we are
going to get better. Right, So

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with that being said, fellas,
fellas, fell us, fellas, come

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talk to me, Come talk to
don't talk, just listen. Actually,

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okay, fellas, y'all be so
worried about how much money you make and

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what type of car you drive and
what type of house you live in.

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And I really want y'all to know
that the quickest way to get a woman's

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attention is to smell good. Just
smell good. That's all you gotta do.

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Fellas, y'all be so worried about
how much money you make, what

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type of car you drive, what
house you live in. The quickest way

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to get a woman's attention is to
smell good. Just smell good. That's

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all you have to do. Okay, Now, I do want to say

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this one little thing right, that
is the quickest way to get her attention.

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Now, maintaining her attention, that's
up to you, my guy,

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that's up to you. But I
can give you a little jump step right.

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I can give you a little boost, a little booths right, get

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a little step up right. I'm
trying to tell you all you have to

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do is smell good. That is
the quickest way to get a second look

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from a woman. It's intinctive.
We can't control it. Like if we

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just out in public, don't matter, Jim, library, grocery story,

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doctor's office. If we get a
whiff and we're just chilling and we get

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a I swear to bob okay vibe
because you know this is my homeway,

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and I can't be just making him
and his father like that, you know.

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But let's say I promise you the
quickest way to get a woman's attention.

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It's just to smell good. Like
if you walk by and you just

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smell like, come bend me over, you just walk by. Now,

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that might not be your fragrance of
choice, right, but if you just

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walk by smelling good, instinctively,
a woman is going to whip her neck

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and look at you. Now,
what you do once she looks at you,

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that's up to you. But that's
just a little free game for you.

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That is just a guaranteed second.
Look, now, what you're gonna

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do with it? What you're gonna
do with it? What you're gonna do

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with it? Outfits says, I'm
gonna stock up on that sex panther cologne.

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Baby, go get you some of
that sex panther. Yeah. Yeah.

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And and you know what's crazy,
I would say something like, you

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don't want to smell like every other
man. But honestly, I think men

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be a little bit like territorial over
their cologne. Like men are almost more

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territory about their cologne than they are
about their women. You asking me,

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and when he got on and he
smells good, he go with the chill

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chill, chip, chill, chill
chill. Yes, yes, why y'all

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act like that room everybody like me, but you you act like it's y'all

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act like it's some type of secret
fragrance that all y'all got. My nigga,

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they sell us at Macy's, they
sell this, my nigga, My

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nigga, they sell my nigga.
They sell this at Bloomingdale's. Macy's.

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Okay, how about that, y'all
act like y'all going to Thailand and get

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some special ship. My nigga,
they sell us at Macy's, Bloomingdale's,

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nor Strom, Like, why y'all
be so secretive over y'all cologne? You

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can't ask a man what you got
on because the first thing you're gonna say

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is no, could you go to
your niggas and is and don't be a

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hater? Okay, And honestly,
ladies, just a pro tip, Okay,

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if you buy all your men the
same cologne when they come visit,

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they'll just think that it's their smell
in your bed sheet. Okay. Now

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this this is for those who are
casually dating, non monogamous. Okay,

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this ain't for the faithful ones.
I'm just talking about the ones who are

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here enjoying themselves. Buy all you
men the same cologne, because then they'll

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always think it's them that smells like
them in your bed. Why now,

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y'all don't want gifts. See,
niggas don't want to be happy. Now,

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y'all don't want the clone. Now
y'all don't want me to buy y'all

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a clone. Wow, that's crazy, that's crazy. Ooh, you may,

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matter of fact, drop your favorite
colone below. I'm trying to see

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something. I'm trying to see something. The live is already popping with the

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good shit. So fellas listen.
Okay, don't do sex panther. That

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was a joke. Do not do
sex panther. Right, but so far

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we got ooh. Qassin fell says, check npocreations dot for the quasi fragrances.

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You about to sell yourself, black
man. DJ Rennie says, de

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or fahrenheit dress up attire only.
I like that he's given out tips.

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I like this. I like where
this is going. Craig, Oh no,

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he said DJ Renny things, So
I gotta score back up serious,

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a big poppy eighty eight says,
man, I tell everybody, especially since

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the majority of stuff I wear is
niche, so it can get expensive.

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Norri's mom says, because they think
you're gonna share it with your man if

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you have one. Yeah. J
nine two and five says, I don't

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mind giving my cologne secrets because you
can't wear it like I wear Ooh,

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I like that. I like that. Fever Chasing Money says, We're not

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giving out our secrets. We're not
giving out our secret colone. God damn,

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mister Lowpire says, she you see
Dion Cole and the old Spice body

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wash commercials does? E B nine
six says, what's your go to perfume?

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Oh my god, I'm so happy
that you asked right. So my

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favorites would be, uh, Chanelle, Chance Versace, Bright Crystal, Uh

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what else? Those are my favorites. Those are like my top two Michael

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Corse, Sexy Blossom, Uh,
Chanelle, Mademoiselle. Those are my top

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three for sure, top three for
sure and Conzidently, I don't see a

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lot of or I don't smell a
lot of women when my Figers is on

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when I go out you know what
shot You're just it's just, it's just,

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it's just a horrible person. It's
just why would you try to why

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would you try to set me up
like that? That's crazy? Uh.

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J x Anthony says, I'll give
you some of my old rotation names,

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not my n season rotations. I
like that. J Night two one five

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says I can see you wearing Clinique
happy mm hmm. And I also like

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a daisy by Mark Chikops that's cool
too. A Breezy two three five seven

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says that sexy Blossom is very accurate
with you. Thank you, ah being

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so I got your attention. I
just want to say one more thing,

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especially since we got a few people
in our live today. I don't know

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who needs to hear this. Seven
is it you? Is it you?

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I don't know who needs to hear
this. But don't call me on IG

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okay, don't call me on Facebook. Don't call me on IG. Don't

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call me on Facebook. Okay.
I don't care who you are. I

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am never gonna answer. I don't
care if I know you in real life.

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I don't care if I'm with the
third grade together, I don't care.

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Don't call me on ig together like
or Facebook or facebook like. It's

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so I can't think of enough word
other than fucking weird. It is because

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it's like, Yo, if I
wanted you to call me, you would

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have my phone number and I know
something. Y'all like, oh, you

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say your that. But if it
was a celebrity or an athlete, I

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tell them the same shit. Don't
call me. Don't call me, because

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now that makes me feel like you're
entitled. Now if you're just like a

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regular person, no, I'm just
gonna think you have poor social skills.

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But a girl like a celebrity or
athlete, I'm like, yo, like

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you're feeling very intitled, like my
nig I don't know you like that.

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Don't call me. Don't call me, don't call me. I'm not gonna

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lie. You know who could call
me and I would answer. You know

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who could call me on Facebook or
Instagram and I will answer. Wayne Brady.

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Wow, I love Wayne Brady.
Wayne Brady is a fucking icon.

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Okay. First of all, his
improv skills are unmatched. Okay, he's

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a comedic genius, all right,
He's super talented. He can dance,

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he could sing, Okay, His
creative ast but Wayne Brady is the only

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person who can call me on ig
or Facebook. I don't care. That's

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it, that's it, and that's
all. I don't care. Uh As

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Steve Quay says, who did it? Point them out? I'm not going

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to finger nobody. But it's been
like progressing as time has going past.

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So I felt like maybe y'all kept
doing it because y'all didn't know. And

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it's not even the same person.
So that's why I feel like I need

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to say something. Love. Thomas
four says, I'm in love with you.

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You make me laugh. Thank you. I've been a clown all my

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fucking life. Yes, it's one
of my talents. Yeah, yes,

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thank you Nick. Nick from me
right a boudoirs in here said, are

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y'all supporting this queen? Buy her
badges? Folks? That's absolutely right.

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Shout out to Nick. I just
saw you boor the badge. Thank you?

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Yes, yes, shot, said
hey Nick. Sarachi Poppy just jumped

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right in. First off, Sarachi
Poppy, Oh my god, Sarachi Poppy

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says, First off, can you
do a cart will? Second, what's

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the youngest you're willing to entertain?
You missed that conversation. Big, I

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don't think I made that a clip. I gotta make that a clip for

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next year next not next year,
next week. You gotta go back like

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two episodes, bro, I talked
about that and the young niggas, And

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there's a question and there's also a
question from Click this question mark down here

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and put your questions in and I
can answer. I'm leader you two,

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I am touch money beest. Click
this question mark and put your questions in

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here so I can move a room
later. Okay. I just want to

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switch topics for a second because or
maybe not even switch topics, because I

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know we were talking about giving people
tips and tricks and you know how to

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move forward. Listen, man,
I just want to say, if you

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want to be Polly, if you
want to open relationship, if you want

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to be non monogamous, that's fine. Just leave us monogamous. Spoke the

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fuck amone. Okay. I just
want to say that's one little thing,

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because I feel like this is another
problem that's really hindering the dating pool and

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community. If you want to be
Polly, if you want to be in

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an open relationship, all that is
cool, Okay. The monogamous community is

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never hating on y'all. We are
never hating on y'all. Y'all like to

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spread this narrative of, oh,
y'all just mad because you just want somebody.

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No, we don't. We mad
because we want you to leave us

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the fuck alone. That's why we're
mad. And my whole thing is,

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you don't never really hear a lot
of monogamous people trying to convert non monogamous

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people, but like them, poly
niggas be wanting us to take our shahda

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so bad. Like, wait a
minute, baby, Wait a minute,

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Wait a minute. All right,
this ain't my fight to fight. Okay,

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this ain't the life that was bestowed
upon me. I don't want it.

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I don't want it, like and
it's really frustrating because I really be

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trying to understand how you think we're
going to be happy if I want to

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be monogamous and you don't. But
on the same tip of that, I'm

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gonna have to say, ladies,
you gotta start speaking up for yourselves.

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Okay, when that man tell you
he ain't looking for nothing serious, or

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when that man tells you that he
ain't really looking to settle down right now

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or be with one person, that's
not his lifestyle. Believe him, okay,

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believe him, Believe him okay,
because he ain't lying. He's not

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lying. He means that. And
I know you think, oh, that's

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just because he had none of this
pussy before. He ain't never been with

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a real bitch like. Yes,
he has and has and has, and

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he still don't want to be settled
down right now. He still doesn't want

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to be one person. Can we
just pay attention and be real with ourselves?

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Please? All right? That's all. That's all I want to say

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about that. Wikchek says, I'm
anagamous pending on the situation. I respect

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that. I respect that one thousand
percent. Thank you Outfits for Ryan A

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badge. Mister Billy Eire says,
talk about the serial daters, monogamous women

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be serial daters? Do they though? Do they? I don't know?

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Are you know? What? My
problem is? None of my male friends

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right now, and I love all
y'all I love. Before I start the

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statement, I want to say,
I love all y'all. Right, I

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love all my male friends, but
realistically, none of y'all are really trying

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to settle down right now? Y'all
say, y'all are but y'all not,

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and I tell y'all shit in private, so I'm gonna say it right here

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on my podcast. Right. So, I don't really know a lot of

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women who are serial daters because my
male friends don't encounter them because they be

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like, oh yeah, with a
relationship, and then they have like three

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perfectly fine women in front of them
and don't want a wife, none of

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them. And I just feel like, yeah, you dumb, You're stupid,

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You're stupid. Antoine Floyd Senior says, I want me two of you.

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Wickcheck says I got one girlfriend only
and I'm peachy. A Breezy two

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three five seven says do you believe
in marriage or getting married nowadays? I

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do absolutely. I want to get
married. I'm somebody finance wife like what

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not yet in the future I will
be. Maybe that's why niggas think I

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got girlfriend because I always be talking
like I got a man. Well,

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maybe that's why niggas think I have
a boyfriend because I'm already I'm always talking

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like I have a man or husband. I don't care. I'm manifested.

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Help the fuck. Yeah. So
that's it. That's that's just what I

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wanted to talk about that. My
bad y'all was just trying to scroll up

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on the lives. Okay, so
life media says, Lol, you gotta

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speak things into existence exactly. Cardier
Benjamin Est nineteen eighty seven says, Oh

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says, uh damn, where did
that just go? It just disappeared so

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fast. I'm sorry, y'all.
The live is going fast today. Raschy

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Poppy says, the way I'm doing
a cavity check every time you laugh,

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girl, make tiny teeth look better
than Beyonce. First of all, don't

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I talk about my teeth. Don't
talk about my teeth. Surgeons six twelve

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says, women do the same.
They'll have multiple guys say stringing waiting on

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a guy who ain't serious, I
ain't gonna lie. We do not that

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part I can attest to because I
see it with my girlfriends. Ladies.

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We be having seat fillers. Like
we know there are some men who we

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don't mind being with, but we
just don't want to be with them because

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we're waiting for somebody else. Coincidentally
that somebody else don't want us, that

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somebody else don't want us, So
we have what I like to call seat

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fillers. Right, these are people
that you are gonna entertain, You're gonna

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go out on dates with, you
might even have sex with. But you're

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like low key stringing these people along. That's not fair. And I'm gonna

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be real with you. You're a
person, whether it be your boyfriend,

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your partner, your husband, whoever, they're not gonna come along until you

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stop with that seat for the bullshit. Seriously, it all likectuality, So

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cutt the fuck out and just be
by yourself. Why are you so scared

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to be lonely? Ho It's okay, Dawn doa Thought says, not seat

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fillers. That's exactly what they are. Though. They're seat fillers, like

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they're just there to keep you company
from time to time. And like I

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said, some of them you might
even be giving some cheeks too. But

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you don't really want these people for
real? Like you don't? Yeah.

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Cardier Benjamin Eest nineteen eighty seven says
you'll never find a person that fits every

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check in your criteria checklist. I
agree. I think it's important to have

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your non negotiables right. I think
it's important to have realistic non negotiables one

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dating. I think it's very important
to have realistic non negotiables, right,

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so you can have things like,
hey, I want my man to be

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spiritual, right, I want them
to like trap, I want him to

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be able to communicate. These are
realistic non negotiables. But when you say

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things like I want him to drive
a Ferrari but you make thirty k a

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year where you expecting meet them?
Sis? Can we talk about that?

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Or no, we're not talking about
that right now? When you say things

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like you know, I want him
to make six figures but you barely make

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four, what are we talking about
right now? Like you want him to

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make six figures but you barely make
five. Hold on, hold on,

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hold on, because I'm gonna give
you all a little bit of credit.

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You might be making five, right. I think that sometimes when we go

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through our dating wishless, we need
to be fucking for real, okay,

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Like and fellas, I'm not gonna
let you fellas, I'm not gonna let

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y'all get away scott free either,
okay, Because sometimes you'd be like,

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yo, I want to join with
a bblan. I want a jo on

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whose body look like a coke bottle, but you look like a big toe.

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But you look like a big toe, right, like, not only

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do you look like a big toe, you don't even have the funds to

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make up for you looking like a
big toe. So this is why I

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say, we gotta be fucking for
real, right Like, I think we

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need to revisit our non negotiables and
make sure they're realistic. Okay, okay,

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all right now, it's nothing wrong
with having a wishless, but we

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have to make sure we know what
goes on the non negotiables and what goes

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on the wishless okay, because everything
don't qualify for both those lists. Yeah,

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big toes are ugly, and so
are some of these niggas, respectfully,

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And I'm always gonna say respectfully because
I love y'all. I love y'all,

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and it's a safe space. But
come on, now, we gotta

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be fucking for real. What did
I do? J x Anthony says,

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barely making in five figures? It's
crazy, but they do. Ava Tar

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Deanna said, Avatar Dianna. Sorry, I just had a dumb moment.

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People need to stay within their spirit
of availability. I'm at at that day.

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Thought says you need to stop.
I even do nothing. Cardier Benjamin

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Eest nineteen eighty seven says, that's
when you get in this Kevin Samuel's chat.

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I don't want to be in a
Kevin Samuels shit, y'all. Don't

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don't. Don't I know that I
like the algorithm. Mother fuck me out

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with that's what. First of all, don't put me in a Kevin Samuel's

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algorithm. All right. I'm just
saying, sometimes we need to be realistic.

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That's it. That's it in that
so all uh Adriel Ladishina says big

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toe description is the funniest thing I've
heard. Am I lying doa thought,

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says baby here, baby killing me
tonight. A big toe? Yes,

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a big toe. That's what some
of y'all counterparts look like. Yes,

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a big toe? All right?
But yeah, man, I think that

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sometimes we need to be realistic with
ourselves. And when I say we need

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to be realistic with ourselves, ladies, I just want to talk to y'all

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for a minute. I want y'all
to know that it's okay to be a

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lover girl, it's okay to live, you're in your soft girl era.

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All these things are fine and well
within your means. But I just want

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to go back to being fucking for
real and doing things that we actually want

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to do. Okay, Like,
for example, right, it's easy to

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show a dog that y'all can both
be dogs, But are you really engaging

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in behavior that you actually want to
do? You know what I mean?

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And the reason I say this is
sometimes when a man do you wrong,

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You're like, oh, I gotta
go get my lick back? Do you

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though, is that what you want
to do? Though? Do you actually

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want to go on a date with
that fuck nigga from the group chat?

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Do you actually want to go over
a contestant number two house? Do you

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do you? Do you actually want
to go on a date with inconsistent Isaiah?

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Do you do you actually want to
go on a date with inconsistent Isaiah?

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Or are you just trying to get
your look back right? Like?

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It be fucking me up because bruh, Like, do you really want to

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hang out with funky Frank? Do
you really want to go see Sean?

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Do you do you really want to
go see stupid ass Sean? And I'm

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serious, Seaw, I'm serious,
I'm serious. Do you really want to

400
00:29:52.920 --> 00:29:57.960
hang out with these people? Toe
Jim, Tim? It's crazy? Do

401
00:29:59.039 --> 00:30:03.799
you really want to hang out and
possibly even be intimate with these people,

402
00:30:03.960 --> 00:30:07.160
or are you just trying to get
your link back? Like, we gotta

403
00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:11.319
be serious and real with ourselves.
Like it's easy to show a man that

404
00:30:11.359 --> 00:30:14.400
you can be a dog. It's
easy to show a man that you can

405
00:30:14.440 --> 00:30:18.519
be on paw patrol too. Okay, you can be chase. We know

406
00:30:18.640 --> 00:30:23.519
that, we know that sense.
But do you want to do you want

407
00:30:23.559 --> 00:30:26.920
to be these things? Do you
want to engage in this behavior or are

408
00:30:26.960 --> 00:30:32.680
you moving solely to hurt this man? Think about it? Think about it.

409
00:30:32.759 --> 00:30:34.480
Would you be engaging in this type
of behavior if he hadn't hurt your

410
00:30:34.480 --> 00:30:40.559
feelings? Would you be engaging in
this type of behavior if you know y'all

411
00:30:40.599 --> 00:30:41.920
was good, if y'all was cool
right now, if y'all was good,

412
00:30:41.920 --> 00:30:48.680
the relationship was fine. No,
Like, I just know that it's easy

413
00:30:49.039 --> 00:30:55.039
to get fed and get fucked right, but it's even harder to stand on

414
00:30:55.119 --> 00:30:57.920
business and be a real nigga when
people do you wrong. I'm just saying

415
00:30:59.519 --> 00:31:04.480
like it is. It is like
hmm hm, And I think we also

416
00:31:04.519 --> 00:31:08.559
need to pay attention to you out
here trying to hurt this other man feelings.

417
00:31:08.920 --> 00:31:14.200
You not even realize the guy you're
giving your kouchie to your time to

418
00:31:14.400 --> 00:31:18.839
whatever. Two he ain't this shit
to earn it, like every day he

419
00:31:18.839 --> 00:31:22.359
would be in guy number one position. The guy number two is getting fucked

420
00:31:22.359 --> 00:31:26.799
and fat for free, Like,
come on, now, we don't have

421
00:31:26.920 --> 00:31:32.039
to do this. Come on,
we don't really like doing these things.

422
00:31:32.319 --> 00:31:34.920
And I need us to acknowledge that
a lot of us don't really like doing

423
00:31:34.920 --> 00:31:37.160
these things. We just be trying
to get our look back. It's not

424
00:31:37.240 --> 00:31:42.000
the way to go, not the
way to go. When line one two

425
00:31:42.039 --> 00:31:45.759
two seven says I can look at
your gorgeous face and listen to that voice

426
00:31:45.799 --> 00:31:56.359
all night. Outfit says hot Breath
Harry, y'all are walid hot brother Harry

427
00:31:56.559 --> 00:32:05.319
is crazy crazy a easy two three
five seven says broke Bobby, Like seriously,

428
00:32:05.799 --> 00:32:08.240
y'all don't really be wanting to live
this life. And Outfit says Pill

429
00:32:08.319 --> 00:32:15.400
poping Paul, not Paul with the
perks, Perky Paul, It's crazy,

430
00:32:16.039 --> 00:32:22.359
Perky Paul is crazy. Island de
Wood, Oh Islam. The Wood says

431
00:32:22.839 --> 00:32:25.559
lame Larry Strife the villain says,
hey, yo, keep my name out

432
00:32:25.559 --> 00:32:32.839
of this. I'm just saying,
like ell Choko Mambo says real talk.

433
00:32:32.920 --> 00:32:36.799
Hardest thing for most people to do
is actually look in the mirror, think

434
00:32:36.839 --> 00:32:40.359
about it. That's real outfit,
says big Toe Billy cheating Chad, Like

435
00:32:40.480 --> 00:32:45.400
y'all is wilin'. Y'all don't have
to act like this. But I'm happy

436
00:32:45.440 --> 00:32:49.240
that we all can be honest and
say, like, yo, we can

437
00:32:49.279 --> 00:32:51.640
really be wanting to live this life. We just be talking shit. We

438
00:32:51.880 --> 00:32:54.000
just be trying to act like we
go like in all actuality, you're not

439
00:32:54.039 --> 00:32:57.519
even about that life. You don't
really like these niggas. You don't really

440
00:32:57.519 --> 00:32:59.279
want to hang with them. You're
just trying to get your look back,

441
00:32:59.279 --> 00:33:01.079
and that's cool. But I want
you to know it's okay not to get

442
00:33:01.079 --> 00:33:06.319
your look back. It's okay not
to get your link back. It's okay,

443
00:33:06.640 --> 00:33:08.079
it's okay not to get your look
back, sis, especially if you're

444
00:33:08.119 --> 00:33:10.839
gonna be engaging in behavior that you
don't even really want to do it.

445
00:33:10.880 --> 00:33:14.640
You don't even live this life when
you and your girlfriends go out the club,

446
00:33:14.680 --> 00:33:16.119
you don't need to be shaking ass
like that, like you really don't

447
00:33:16.119 --> 00:33:19.799
want to live this life, like
you don't have to. You don't have

448
00:33:19.839 --> 00:33:21.799
to do all this to try to
prove a point and get your lick back.

449
00:33:21.839 --> 00:33:23.119
You don't got to do that.
Just just let the cars leave with

450
00:33:23.160 --> 00:33:27.920
it, lay like, that's it, that's it. Just take the l

451
00:33:28.000 --> 00:33:30.680
I'm not gonna lie like I really
used to want to get my lick back

452
00:33:30.759 --> 00:33:34.000
until I realize God's swing harder than
me anyway. I don't gotta worry about

453
00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:36.640
that. God swing harder to me
anyway. I ain't worry about it.

454
00:33:36.640 --> 00:33:37.400
I ain't worry about it. Just
let it be. Niggas, do you

455
00:33:37.480 --> 00:33:39.960
wrong. You can't control it.
Only thing you can control is how you

456
00:33:40.000 --> 00:33:42.799
respond to it. And just let
that shit go. Let it be.

457
00:33:43.039 --> 00:33:45.160
That's it, and that's all.
So I just wanted to pivot for a

458
00:33:45.200 --> 00:33:50.559
second because right now social media,
it was very popular this week. Everybody's

459
00:33:50.599 --> 00:33:55.759
talking about, you know, friends
of opposite sss, opposite sex. I

460
00:33:55.759 --> 00:34:00.599
should have a brain part. Everybody's
talking about platonic friends. Can men and

461
00:34:00.640 --> 00:34:04.960
women be platonic friends? Right?
And we discussed this a few months back,

462
00:34:05.000 --> 00:34:12.559
but I just wanted to jump back
in because I'm not against opposite sex

463
00:34:12.599 --> 00:34:16.960
being friends, but I feel like
we should be paying attention to the red

464
00:34:17.199 --> 00:34:22.320
flax. Right. I do believe
that men and women can genuinely be platonic

465
00:34:22.360 --> 00:34:27.039
friends. However, we need to
be paying attention to the red flags,

466
00:34:27.199 --> 00:34:31.639
like if your friend of the opposite
sex never wants to hear about anybody you're

467
00:34:31.760 --> 00:34:37.440
dating, baby, they don't want
to be your friend. They don't want

468
00:34:37.519 --> 00:34:40.840
up in y'all goddamn friend, all
right? Like if every time you bring

469
00:34:40.920 --> 00:34:44.679
up a man or every time you
bring up a woman is Yoh, come

470
00:34:44.679 --> 00:34:45.320
on me, I don't want to
hear all that. I don't want to

471
00:34:45.320 --> 00:34:49.119
hear all that. Why nigga?
Why oh? You don't want to hear

472
00:34:49.119 --> 00:34:52.840
about your competition? Oh now I
get it. Y don't want to hear

473
00:34:52.840 --> 00:34:57.800
about your competition. I get it, But baby, it's only competition you

474
00:34:57.840 --> 00:35:00.760
because I've already deemed that we're friends. Excuse me, we've already deemed that

475
00:35:00.840 --> 00:35:06.400
we're friends. So are you not
really my friend? Because my whole thing

476
00:35:06.480 --> 00:35:10.920
is I don't mind hearing about my
guy friend's situations, like what's up?

477
00:35:12.320 --> 00:35:17.480
What's up? What's really here?
What's unpack? Okay, let's unpack?

478
00:35:17.920 --> 00:35:24.440
And ladies, you be missing this
the most, respectfully, Sometimes I ain't

479
00:35:24.440 --> 00:35:29.199
gonna say sometimes, women, we
miss this the most. We do we

480
00:35:29.239 --> 00:35:31.639
don't even be paying attention. We
just be like, oh, that's just

481
00:35:31.719 --> 00:35:37.320
my bro my bros ky, broski
want to rearrange your guts. Okay,

482
00:35:37.920 --> 00:35:40.760
definitely, And you be acting like
you understand why your man don't like him

483
00:35:42.320 --> 00:35:45.800
because he peeps his behavior and sees
that he wants to rearrange yougether that this

484
00:35:45.840 --> 00:35:49.079
is not what everybody. This is
not what everybody. I'm just saying,

485
00:35:49.119 --> 00:35:52.599
pay attention to the red flags,
like I don't care how much that man

486
00:35:52.639 --> 00:35:57.000
goes when someone brings up your name. I don't care how much when someone

487
00:35:57.000 --> 00:35:59.119
brings up your name, sure to
go, I'm gone, yeah right,

488
00:35:59.199 --> 00:36:01.599
No, it don't matter. It
don't matter. If they don't want to

489
00:36:01.639 --> 00:36:06.119
hear about who you're dating or what
you have going on, they're not really

490
00:36:06.159 --> 00:36:09.760
your friend, any man who I
consider in my life. They don't mind.

491
00:36:09.840 --> 00:36:14.400
Let me vent for a second about
what my delusional ass think my next

492
00:36:14.440 --> 00:36:16.000
husband is gonna be, or who
the next man I done went with,

493
00:36:16.039 --> 00:36:20.840
Like, they don't mind, they
don't mind, Like my guy friends don't

494
00:36:20.880 --> 00:36:24.000
mind hearing about who my delusional ass
has called my husband this week. Okay,

495
00:36:24.360 --> 00:36:29.599
they don't mind because we're actually friends, right and in the same token,

496
00:36:29.719 --> 00:36:35.079
like if you trying to tell sis
about like am I wrong or some

497
00:36:35.119 --> 00:36:38.519
shit and for some reason, you're
never wrong. If you're venting to your

498
00:36:38.599 --> 00:36:45.840
female friend about some certain situation and
you're never wrong, and you're thinking Jesus

499
00:36:47.079 --> 00:36:51.760
says strong, fuck like, come
on, come on, like. I

500
00:36:51.800 --> 00:36:55.320
don't think that it's a problem with
men and women being platonic friends. I

501
00:36:55.400 --> 00:37:00.440
just think that we need to pay
attention to who wants a little more than

502
00:37:00.440 --> 00:37:04.280
friendship, you know what I mean. My lip gloss is so sticky today.

503
00:37:04.280 --> 00:37:07.559
I don't like it. I feel
like, yeah, I think it's

504
00:37:07.559 --> 00:37:10.400
also the combination of beer and lip
gloss, you know, because I'm a

505
00:37:10.400 --> 00:37:16.320
real nigga. But yeah, I
think the chemicals, I don't know.

506
00:37:16.480 --> 00:37:20.519
I think it's something happening. They
keep making my lips sticky, sticky,

507
00:37:20.519 --> 00:37:28.679
sticky. The last thing I want
to talk about is, uh, you

508
00:37:28.760 --> 00:37:31.840
know what really bothers me, y'all. And I want y'all to listen to

509
00:37:31.880 --> 00:37:37.519
me when I say this. Not
a lot of things get under my sin.

510
00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:43.079
Not a lot of things get under
my skin, right, But when

511
00:37:43.719 --> 00:37:49.280
y'all being on the internet talking shit
about certain things, it really gets to

512
00:37:49.360 --> 00:37:52.280
me, Right, and one of
those things is I hate when y'all be

513
00:37:52.360 --> 00:37:57.039
all in the comments talking about Okay, but she's still single, she not

514
00:37:57.119 --> 00:38:00.039
telling us something. She might be
the problem. If she's still single,

515
00:38:00.119 --> 00:38:05.119
then it gotta be a reason.
First of all, do you know that

516
00:38:05.159 --> 00:38:07.400
I will eat my nigga gum out
his mouth? Okay? I can't just

517
00:38:07.440 --> 00:38:13.199
fuck with anybody, all right,
y'all be acting like it's unheard of for

518
00:38:13.239 --> 00:38:16.000
a woman to still be single,
and if she is, it has to

519
00:38:16.039 --> 00:38:22.000
be something wrong with her. No, baby, I like to get nutted

520
00:38:22.000 --> 00:38:24.960
in while I kiss. Okay,
I can't fuck with everybody, all right,

521
00:38:25.440 --> 00:38:30.039
Like y'all be so caught up in
the schematics of trying to be in

522
00:38:30.079 --> 00:38:35.280
a relationship and just being in a
relationship with anybody. I'm not built like

523
00:38:35.320 --> 00:38:37.880
that. I'm not built like that. I can't just fuck with anybody because

524
00:38:37.920 --> 00:38:44.480
I'm moved different, all right.
Like it just be so confusing to me

525
00:38:44.639 --> 00:38:51.079
because it's like the fact that y'all
can just fuck with anybody, it's really

526
00:38:51.119 --> 00:38:55.440
fucking scary. Like, bro,
I pay card notes. I can't fuck

527
00:38:55.519 --> 00:39:00.199
with everybody. That's not stop you
do for everybody? All right? Like

528
00:39:00.199 --> 00:39:02.960
like I said, like I like
to kiss, so I getting noted in

529
00:39:04.280 --> 00:39:07.880
that's not stuff you do with everybody
my guy like. And I'm smart enough

530
00:39:07.880 --> 00:39:13.320
to realize that, which is why
I don't fuck with everybody. So excuse

531
00:39:13.400 --> 00:39:17.400
me for not passing this fact Coodie
cat around. Okay, excuse me for

532
00:39:17.519 --> 00:39:21.840
wanting to wait for my person?
How dare I? Who do I think

533
00:39:21.880 --> 00:39:25.519
I am? The next time you
want to comment under one of my things

534
00:39:25.519 --> 00:39:30.400
saying okay, but she's still single. Remember, I can't just fuck with

535
00:39:30.440 --> 00:39:35.000
anybody. I can't. There are
certain things that I like to do that

536
00:39:35.039 --> 00:39:38.639
I can't do with just anybody,
all right, And this is no shade

537
00:39:38.639 --> 00:39:44.320
to those that can. But I'm
a grown ass adult and I've literally only

538
00:39:44.360 --> 00:39:47.480
been in like three relationships. I
don't count my kiddy ones because you know

539
00:39:47.480 --> 00:39:52.000
who the fuck is count in high
school. But like, I've literally only

540
00:39:52.039 --> 00:39:54.679
been in three relationships. I can't
fuck with anybody. That's just not how

541
00:39:54.719 --> 00:40:00.559
I move, right. So A
Breezy two three five seven say you trying

542
00:40:00.559 --> 00:40:05.480
to take a niggas soul. J
Mac the insurance man says you are doing

543
00:40:05.519 --> 00:40:09.800
the right thing. Brizzie four zero
says, talk that shit sys out fist

544
00:40:09.840 --> 00:40:17.840
says, that's an exclusive club and
is and is and is. Jax Anthony

545
00:40:17.880 --> 00:40:22.119
says, Stormy gives me nutting me
and get mad when you listen to her.

546
00:40:22.800 --> 00:40:27.599
What the fuck? Oh? I
get what you just said? Yeah,

547
00:40:27.599 --> 00:40:30.239
I am that person because why would
you do that? Are you dumb?

548
00:40:30.199 --> 00:40:32.119
If I say not in me,
don't nut in me? What the

549
00:40:32.159 --> 00:40:37.239
fuck? Like? Ugh? Ugh
Strife, The villain says, none of

550
00:40:37.280 --> 00:40:40.559
them while kissing is wild? But
you but you see what I'm saying.

551
00:40:40.599 --> 00:40:44.800
Oh, this is why I can't
like. This is why I can't like

552
00:40:45.559 --> 00:40:47.119
if we locked in and we gotta
be locked in and if we ain't locked

553
00:40:47.159 --> 00:40:51.440
in, I just can't fuck with
you like that. D O Way Thought

554
00:40:51.480 --> 00:40:58.559
says we went from Oprah to backroom
adventures? What's that? Is that a

555
00:40:58.599 --> 00:41:00.760
for? I don't watch porn,
so I don't know? Is that a

556
00:41:00.760 --> 00:41:04.719
pornoe? Somebody tell me? Please? I don't know. I don't know.

557
00:41:05.079 --> 00:41:08.840
Young Greatness too four says, and
all for real A Breezey two three

558
00:41:08.920 --> 00:41:14.519
five seven says, gum out the
mouth, my guy, But yeah,

559
00:41:14.599 --> 00:41:19.800
man. Brizzie four zero says real
shit though, chicks with standards only nastiest

560
00:41:19.800 --> 00:41:25.480
shit for the niggas they care about
exactly exactly Outfitz says, high score relationships

561
00:41:25.480 --> 00:41:32.400
fall off like credit scores and do
ha ha and do and do. Scotland

562
00:41:32.440 --> 00:41:35.760
Rock seventy eight says, since you
like to pay car notes, ken a

563
00:41:35.840 --> 00:41:37.480
brother had two dollars. No,
that's from my men, my me and

564
00:41:37.519 --> 00:41:42.079
my me and my men. But
like, really, first of all,

565
00:41:43.320 --> 00:41:49.760
going back to my original point,
I really just can't entertain everybody because the

566
00:41:49.800 --> 00:41:52.400
life I live, is the lifestyle
that I live, or that I want

567
00:41:52.400 --> 00:41:55.360
to get to my partner isn't something
you get to everybody. Because that's how

568
00:41:55.360 --> 00:41:59.960
you get people standing outside your house, that's how you get restrained in orders,

569
00:42:00.280 --> 00:42:02.400
that's how you get pfas, all
right, So yeah, I gotta

570
00:42:02.400 --> 00:42:06.719
be a little more selective. Just
be easy on me, please, all

571
00:42:06.800 --> 00:42:12.719
right, be easy, all right. So I just wanted to get this

572
00:42:12.760 --> 00:42:15.199
one little thing in. By the
time this drops, it's gonna be Thanksgiving

573
00:42:15.320 --> 00:42:21.880
week, ladies and gentlemen, Bye
bye bye, bir. And you know

574
00:42:21.960 --> 00:42:27.400
what, I'm always compelled to give
back. I'm a good person. I'm

575
00:42:27.440 --> 00:42:30.480
a real good person, and I'm
always compelled to give back. And when

576
00:42:30.559 --> 00:42:35.719
I was thinking about what can I
do for Thanksgiving this year. Hold on

577
00:42:35.800 --> 00:42:39.599
y'all like a sticky licklots again.
When I was thinking about what I can

578
00:42:39.639 --> 00:42:43.679
do for Thanksgiving this year, a
couple of things cross my mind. You

579
00:42:43.719 --> 00:42:45.239
know, I can give out turkeys. I don't understand why they give out

580
00:42:45.239 --> 00:42:47.760
turkeys to the homeless, because it's
like where the fuck they gonna cook it?

581
00:42:47.800 --> 00:42:52.559
They don't got no home? But
you know whatever, right, I

582
00:42:52.679 --> 00:42:53.559
always be thinking about, like,
you know, what can I do to

583
00:42:53.599 --> 00:42:57.039
give back this year? So it's
like, uh, give away turkeys that

584
00:42:57.039 --> 00:42:59.679
don't really make sense. I could
pass out blankets, but then it's like,

585
00:42:59.679 --> 00:43:01.079
oh, I'm feel bad off,
like I give all all my blankings

586
00:43:01.119 --> 00:43:05.480
and I see that one person.
So I decided to go a different route

587
00:43:05.480 --> 00:43:09.599
when helping out for Thanksgiving this year. So I want you to ask yourself,

588
00:43:12.400 --> 00:43:16.039
are you tired of your family being
in your business every Thanksgiving? Wondering

589
00:43:16.079 --> 00:43:21.000
when you're going to get a little
girlfriend? I have just a solution.

590
00:43:21.880 --> 00:43:24.840
Hire me. I can be here
bait of Thanksgiving right now. Don't worry.

591
00:43:25.159 --> 00:43:29.599
We have different packages to address your
needs. Right. So the first

592
00:43:29.639 --> 00:43:34.840
package it's called cranberry sauce. All
right, Now, this is where I

593
00:43:35.000 --> 00:43:38.239
will stay for one hour with a
premate excuse on why I gotta fucking leave,

594
00:43:38.960 --> 00:43:42.920
okay, Like legit, I'm coming
through, Like, oh man,

595
00:43:43.079 --> 00:43:45.880
your house is so beautiful. I
really wish I could stay, but you

596
00:43:45.880 --> 00:43:47.519
know, I got to get over
to my folks house. Grandma is having

597
00:43:47.559 --> 00:43:51.840
a flip about her sweep and data's
out. I got it all together,

598
00:43:51.880 --> 00:43:53.320
all right, I got it all
planted out, okay. So yeah,

599
00:43:53.320 --> 00:43:59.679
that's gonna be the first package.
Now the second package, this one it's

600
00:43:59.719 --> 00:44:02.679
called ares okay, because we gotta
have cool names. If we don't have

601
00:44:02.719 --> 00:44:07.000
cool names, is it really a
fucking package? Is it? Is it?

602
00:44:07.360 --> 00:44:10.079
Let me know? All right?
So the next package is called Cali

603
00:44:10.159 --> 00:44:14.880
Greens, and I'll stay for two
hours. I'll throw a little light shade

604
00:44:14.920 --> 00:44:19.719
at your bougie auntie, okay,
because everybody got one of the bougie aunties

605
00:44:19.760 --> 00:44:22.079
that like that throw shade on the
low. And I'm funny on the low.

606
00:44:22.119 --> 00:44:27.400
So I feel like that could be
very beneficial. And I talk to

607
00:44:27.400 --> 00:44:30.880
your grandma for ten minutes by myself. All right, go ahead, tell

608
00:44:30.920 --> 00:44:35.239
me about the Cold War and the
depression. Damn. Martin Luther King said,

609
00:44:35.280 --> 00:44:39.880
what Wow, that's amazing. Who
was the hole back in the day

610
00:44:40.920 --> 00:44:45.360
and she got her cousins. See
you see how involved I am. This

611
00:44:45.400 --> 00:44:49.719
can be it, This can be
it, This can be us. I

612
00:44:49.719 --> 00:44:55.039
can give this to you. Okay. Now, this last package, this

613
00:44:55.119 --> 00:44:59.280
the one that's gonna bring you home. Okay, Now pay attention because this

614
00:44:59.400 --> 00:45:01.679
is the one you might need,
all right, this is the one that

615
00:45:01.760 --> 00:45:09.440
you really might need. All right? Well damn shot shot phone off in

616
00:45:09.440 --> 00:45:15.679
the middle of it. Like what
the last package is a The last one

617
00:45:15.719 --> 00:45:20.840
is gonna be the sweet potato pot
package. You get everything from the previous

618
00:45:20.920 --> 00:45:25.039
packages, and I bring my own
little side dish. What you want me

619
00:45:25.079 --> 00:45:28.760
to bring baby mac and cheese with
the crusty top. You want to bring

620
00:45:28.840 --> 00:45:31.199
some colli greens? You wanna be
my sweet potato fluff? What you want?

621
00:45:31.480 --> 00:45:35.639
I bring that for you? Some
potato silad cool. I got you

622
00:45:36.000 --> 00:45:38.360
what you need? I bring that. Yeah, I'm the pretty one that

623
00:45:38.480 --> 00:45:44.480
cooked. That's me. That's me, right, And but wait there's more.

624
00:45:45.400 --> 00:45:49.440
And I'll let your creepy uncle flip
with me for the night. Yeah

625
00:45:49.760 --> 00:45:54.400
yeah, yeah, you know,
Uncle Johnny be drawing, you know,

626
00:45:54.599 --> 00:45:59.920
Uncle Johnny heavy making everybody feel uncomfortable, but y'all love them, so I'm

627
00:45:59.920 --> 00:46:02.000
act like I love them too.
It's cool, all right, buck with

628
00:46:02.159 --> 00:46:07.079
me now, don't spend another Thanksgiving
miserable. What everybody asking? When you're

629
00:46:07.079 --> 00:46:09.960
gonna settle down? And this isn't
general exclusive ladies, this can be you

630
00:46:10.039 --> 00:46:15.960
too. Okay, what's up?
Holl at me, let's get it.

631
00:46:15.320 --> 00:46:22.159
Holler at me all right. Sarachi
Poppy says, you've been in your bag

632
00:46:22.199 --> 00:46:27.679
all night. I'm just saying,
like everybody, don't gotta keep your uncle.

633
00:46:27.920 --> 00:46:30.960
Everybody gotta keep your uncle. M
three three Hill said I need to

634
00:46:30.960 --> 00:46:35.639
sweep a Tato pop package. Strike
the Villain said, I knew that be

635
00:46:35.679 --> 00:46:39.039
a name exactly because you're smart.
Kung Stu says, damn grandma gas?

636
00:46:39.079 --> 00:46:44.719
What was five cents a gallon?
That's wow? Alfin says, you know

637
00:46:44.760 --> 00:46:47.519
someone gonna take you to fuck serious
show. Listen, the holidays is coming

638
00:46:47.599 --> 00:46:50.920
up, and my sun need money
for v Bucks. Like, what's up?

639
00:46:51.000 --> 00:46:52.480
We can get it. We can
all make this work for us.

640
00:46:52.800 --> 00:46:57.880
Thank you very much. Okay,
it takes a village. Thank you shot,

641
00:46:58.360 --> 00:47:05.480
thank you? So all right,
guys. So Handsome fifteen said I'm

642
00:47:05.480 --> 00:47:12.360
the uncle Johnny though, you gotta
relax, You gotta relax. Outfit says,

643
00:47:12.400 --> 00:47:16.000
please leave Uncle Touchy out of this
or fuck it's Uncle Touchy. Y'all

644
00:47:16.000 --> 00:47:19.239
better not call him that, y'all. Bet I call him that. Y'all

645
00:47:19.280 --> 00:47:22.159
better not call him that? And
why is he still in the house?

646
00:47:22.239 --> 00:47:27.199
Thank you, Shy, thank you? Uh. Jerry JP said this is

647
00:47:27.199 --> 00:47:30.440
a TikTok video or I'm definitely cutting
this is one of the clips. For

648
00:47:30.480 --> 00:47:34.199
sure, for sure. I rob
Ado one says, Nah, I'm not

649
00:47:34.280 --> 00:47:37.039
hiring you to play that role if
you do it too old with my family,

650
00:47:37.079 --> 00:47:43.079
I'm the one that's gonna catch feelings. Big Meach Dummy two two says

651
00:47:43.119 --> 00:47:45.119
trying to be in mession pajamas by
Christmas. Oh that's a different package.

652
00:47:45.199 --> 00:47:50.039
That's it. I'll I'll release that
a little bit later. Kunk Stu says,

653
00:47:50.119 --> 00:47:53.840
touchy uncle Tim see you see.
All I'm saying is this can be

654
00:47:53.920 --> 00:47:58.199
you fuck with me now, all
right, guys, So now we are

655
00:47:58.280 --> 00:48:02.239
going to get into the edible portion
of the show. So the edible portion

656
00:48:02.719 --> 00:48:07.679
is when I read questions, comments, stories that you guys sit in and

657
00:48:07.800 --> 00:48:09.559
usually on the day that I record, I put a prompt up on my

658
00:48:09.599 --> 00:48:14.519
social media and if what you have
to send in is a little bit long

659
00:48:14.559 --> 00:48:17.840
and it doesn't fit, you can
always DM me or you can email inquiries

660
00:48:17.880 --> 00:48:25.239
at storyp dot com. Okay,
okay, so the first one, uh,

661
00:48:25.960 --> 00:48:32.119
would you entertain a situation outside of
your state? So y'all know,

662
00:48:32.159 --> 00:48:37.679
I got a story for everything.
I've lived a really eventful life, right,

663
00:48:38.440 --> 00:48:45.639
So I got trauma from come on, come on, go on,

664
00:48:49.519 --> 00:48:52.360
yo, Sean, can I give
my story out? Don't laugh, let

665
00:48:52.360 --> 00:48:55.880
me finish, just say what I
gotta say. So, like I was

666
00:48:55.880 --> 00:49:01.880
saying before, I was really interrupted
and laughed at. I don't even know

667
00:49:01.920 --> 00:49:07.599
how to say it. Now I
got like trauma from like trying to date

668
00:49:07.639 --> 00:49:09.320
out of state, Like the last
guy I tried to date out of state,

669
00:49:09.400 --> 00:49:14.239
he had a baby on me.
The last guy I tried to date

670
00:49:14.280 --> 00:49:16.480
out of state, he got a
baby on me. So now I got

671
00:49:16.519 --> 00:49:21.599
a little bit of trauma. I
don't care. This is a safe space,

672
00:49:21.679 --> 00:49:23.239
right, this is safe space,
and we share. So I'm gonna

673
00:49:23.239 --> 00:49:27.159
tell y'all, right, like I
got a little bit of trauma from dating

674
00:49:27.159 --> 00:49:30.119
out of state because the last guy
I dated out of state he had a

675
00:49:30.119 --> 00:49:31.599
baby on me. So let me
tell you. Right, So, we

676
00:49:31.599 --> 00:49:36.360
were in a relationship. This is
one of like the high school things that

677
00:49:36.400 --> 00:49:39.000
I don't really count, though technically
it was like my first or second year

678
00:49:39.039 --> 00:49:42.599
out of high school. But he
was in college. He went to college

679
00:49:42.679 --> 00:49:45.880
in Florida. Right Now, I've
known this man since I was like fifteen

680
00:49:45.960 --> 00:49:50.000
sixteen, right, and we had
been an off agatting relationship since we were

681
00:49:50.039 --> 00:49:55.360
fifteen sixteen. Right. So he's
in Florida and he's having the time of

682
00:49:55.360 --> 00:49:59.480
his life, but he's he's making
time for me, he's checking in,

683
00:50:00.000 --> 00:50:02.360
he's doing the right thing. When
I call, he answers, we cupkicking,

684
00:50:02.480 --> 00:50:06.119
falling asleep on the phone, X, Y and Z. Right.

685
00:50:06.760 --> 00:50:10.639
So, one day he posted a
picture on Facebook with his shirt off and

686
00:50:10.679 --> 00:50:15.239
he had a tattoo on his chest
that says, give me another name because

687
00:50:15.239 --> 00:50:21.320
I don't want to say the real
name. It's randomly, okay, okay,

688
00:50:21.639 --> 00:50:25.239
so we're gonna do ko. So
randomly, one day he posts a

689
00:50:25.280 --> 00:50:29.960
picture on Facebook with his shirt off
and he has a brand new tattoo on

690
00:50:30.000 --> 00:50:34.400
his chest that says Caleb, And
I'm like, who the fuck is Caleb?

691
00:50:34.559 --> 00:50:37.800
Right, So immediately I call him, and I'm like, is he

692
00:50:37.920 --> 00:50:42.400
gay? Right? So I call
him like, Yo, who the fuck

693
00:50:42.480 --> 00:50:46.840
is Caleb this? Nigga says,
Oh, that's my alter ego, And

694
00:50:46.960 --> 00:50:51.920
I just wanted to pay respect to
becoming the real man and being honest.

695
00:50:51.920 --> 00:50:59.320
Swimming boy, if you don't get
your boys, what what? Honestly,

696
00:50:59.320 --> 00:51:01.519
at this point, I do you
tell me he was gay? Because what

697
00:51:01.880 --> 00:51:06.440
that don't even make sense. I've
known you since you were fifteen sixteen.

698
00:51:06.480 --> 00:51:09.639
You've never had an alter ego.
You've never had an alter ego. Nigga?

699
00:51:09.719 --> 00:51:14.440
What right? So then like two
weeks later, he came out and

700
00:51:14.440 --> 00:51:16.719
told me he had a baby.
Not only did he have a baby,

701
00:51:16.920 --> 00:51:22.360
it was no baby on the way, the baby was here and the baby's

702
00:51:22.519 --> 00:51:25.360
name is now tat too you on
the chest. So yeah, I don't

703
00:51:25.400 --> 00:51:30.480
know. I probably probably would be
able to successfully date long distance or out

704
00:51:30.519 --> 00:51:32.960
of state. I'm just gonna have
to talk to the lady about it first.

705
00:51:35.159 --> 00:51:42.400
I still got a few things to
work out. Yes, shut why,

706
00:51:42.719 --> 00:51:45.760
thank you for apologizing, though,
thank you, clever. Corey says

707
00:51:45.880 --> 00:51:58.079
alter ego Clark can't ask nigga yo
exactly. JX Anthony says, Man said

708
00:51:58.119 --> 00:52:05.199
it's tip versus tip. Hey,
definitely hit me with the stip verse tip,

709
00:52:05.320 --> 00:52:10.119
like, what what? What in
the world. W DZ seven five

710
00:52:10.159 --> 00:52:15.880
says long distance relationships don't really work
very well. I'm not gonna say that.

711
00:52:15.320 --> 00:52:19.039
I'm just gonna say I had a
bad experience, that's all. I

712
00:52:19.079 --> 00:52:22.519
had a bad experience dating long distance
because a man had a baby on me.

713
00:52:23.039 --> 00:52:27.960
That's it. I rob at On
one says that man is movie character

714
00:52:28.079 --> 00:52:30.639
level different. Oh, I agree, I agree. I feel like everyone

715
00:52:30.679 --> 00:52:34.800
that encountered, like everyone that enters
my life, has to be some level

716
00:52:34.880 --> 00:52:43.320
of outrageous for them to fit in. Outfit says you've been having threesomes and

717
00:52:43.360 --> 00:52:47.840
didn't even know it right, met
him and Caleb his alter ego exactly exactly.

718
00:52:49.679 --> 00:52:52.000
So yeah, that was it.
That was my first one. How

719
00:52:52.079 --> 00:53:00.760
much aim you gotta let shot?
Let me go to the live? I

720
00:53:00.760 --> 00:53:07.199
saw y'all have put some questions in
here. I'm sorry, I'd be trying

721
00:53:07.239 --> 00:53:13.920
to get to the questions first because
scrolling through takes so much longer. Question

722
00:53:14.000 --> 00:53:19.480
from the stories, where's the questions
from the live? Uh uh? Sorry,

723
00:53:19.559 --> 00:53:22.760
y'all. All of these are questions
from the stories. But I saw

724
00:53:22.800 --> 00:53:25.239
like three people put in new questions
from the live, but it's not like

725
00:53:25.320 --> 00:53:30.400
filtered that way, so I can't
really see them. I don't know,

726
00:53:30.440 --> 00:53:35.800
y'all. Hold on, I'm trying, God, dang it, it's not

727
00:53:37.239 --> 00:53:44.280
Oh, okay, okay, whatever, I'll just go to the other ones

728
00:53:44.320 --> 00:53:51.960
I had already pretty picked out.
So the next one says, uh,

729
00:53:52.000 --> 00:53:54.880
what's the scariest thing about marriage to
you? Y'all? Hear me out right,

730
00:53:55.480 --> 00:54:00.320
because I know I noticed going sound
crazy. Just just let me get

731
00:54:00.360 --> 00:54:02.320
it all off first. Let me
get my shit off first. Okay.

732
00:54:02.960 --> 00:54:07.280
The scariest thing about marriage is I
don't know if I'm going to be able

733
00:54:07.320 --> 00:54:12.480
to find somebody who's as locked in
as me. And the reason I say

734
00:54:12.519 --> 00:54:16.159
that is because, Yo, I'm
trying to do a bid Like when I

735
00:54:16.159 --> 00:54:21.159
get married, I mean like forever
ever, right, And when I say

736
00:54:21.199 --> 00:54:24.400
that, it means which means,
yo, like the first time my man

737
00:54:24.480 --> 00:54:29.639
cheat on me, I'm not leaving. I know, I know, and

738
00:54:29.679 --> 00:54:34.039
I'm not leaving because when I say
I'm in this forever with you, when

739
00:54:34.079 --> 00:54:37.079
I say I'm down for better or
for worse, for richer, for poor,

740
00:54:37.119 --> 00:54:39.440
That's what I mean. And honestly, the first time my man cheats

741
00:54:39.440 --> 00:54:44.760
on me, that's for worse and
the first time I'm going to stick through

742
00:54:44.760 --> 00:54:46.199
that shit. Now, if you
choose to be a dickhead and use it

743
00:54:46.199 --> 00:54:49.800
as like something a whole past,
like early on in a relationship, that's

744
00:54:49.800 --> 00:54:52.639
on you, my brother. Like, but I know that for a fact,

745
00:54:52.760 --> 00:54:55.920
I'm going to actively try to save
my marriage because I'm trying to do

746
00:54:57.000 --> 00:54:59.920
a bid I'm trying to do forever. Now. With that being said,

747
00:55:00.000 --> 00:55:02.920
I'm also going to take the proper
tools to make sure I'm picking somebody who's

748
00:55:02.960 --> 00:55:07.280
worthy of that. Like I want
to go to marriage counseling. I want

749
00:55:07.320 --> 00:55:10.000
to make sure we have the same
views on religion, families, children,

750
00:55:10.079 --> 00:55:14.960
I want to make sure the alignment
is there right. But sometimes I'm like,

751
00:55:15.000 --> 00:55:16.599
damn, am I gonna find somebody
who's as serious about marriage as I

752
00:55:16.639 --> 00:55:23.280
am in this society, in today's
society doesn't exist. I don't know.

753
00:55:23.400 --> 00:55:28.559
I hope so, I hope so. But that's really one of the scariest

754
00:55:28.599 --> 00:55:32.840
things about marriage to me, Like
I don't want I'm fearful that I won't

755
00:55:32.840 --> 00:55:36.880
be able to find somebody who's as
locked in as I am. Like,

756
00:55:37.360 --> 00:55:40.400
Yo, you're really trying to love
me forever, like forever ever, liked

757
00:55:42.159 --> 00:55:45.039
you're trying to let me through my
minna Bulla's baby, Like what's up?

758
00:55:45.559 --> 00:55:47.360
Cause I'm gonna love you through that, ed, But can you love me

759
00:55:47.400 --> 00:55:52.320
through the metal bals? Like what's
up? What's up? Are we locked

760
00:55:52.360 --> 00:55:58.480
in? Or no? Like?
Right, Like I can be that for

761
00:55:58.559 --> 00:56:00.719
you. I go to the gas
station, get you a honeypack. I

762
00:56:00.719 --> 00:56:04.800
can do that for you. What's
up? You want me to get the

763
00:56:04.840 --> 00:56:08.960
right no pills? What you need, babe? What you need? I

764
00:56:08.960 --> 00:56:13.519
don't know. I've never I've never
done it. But like I'm just saying,

765
00:56:13.599 --> 00:56:16.800
like I really want to make sure
I'm finding somebody who's willing to love

766
00:56:16.840 --> 00:56:21.280
me through richer, through poor,
through better or the worse, because I'm

767
00:56:21.280 --> 00:56:23.360
definitely down to do that for somebody
else. But the scariest thing is like,

768
00:56:23.480 --> 00:56:27.800
damn, am I gonna find it? Am I gonna find it?

769
00:56:28.280 --> 00:56:30.719
Now? I know a lot of
y'all are like, oh, well,

770
00:56:30.760 --> 00:56:34.239
if you're willing to stay with a
man who cheats on you, like you're

771
00:56:34.320 --> 00:56:37.679
dumb and that's just on you.
And it's like no, like love is

772
00:56:37.719 --> 00:56:42.719
not perfect, like and if you
go into it with a stigma or like

773
00:56:42.760 --> 00:56:47.760
a thought process of like yo,
like it's going to automatically fail, it's

774
00:56:47.800 --> 00:56:52.920
going to fail. I'm going in
with the thought process of it might be

775
00:56:52.039 --> 00:56:55.239
tough, but I'm willing to stick
it out, Like I don't look at

776
00:56:55.280 --> 00:56:58.119
it. A's all. I'm giving
my man permission to scheet on me.

777
00:56:58.199 --> 00:57:00.760
No, I'm saying it might be
tough, but I'm gonna stick it out

778
00:57:00.480 --> 00:57:07.840
now as a caveat. Okay,
I do want, like you know,

779
00:57:07.280 --> 00:57:12.719
a prenup and not for me,
for him, for us rather, And

780
00:57:13.280 --> 00:57:15.880
I don't mind signing a prenup,
but I do want to make sure that

781
00:57:15.880 --> 00:57:20.440
there's some type of like you know, infidelity, Claus Right, you can

782
00:57:20.519 --> 00:57:22.440
cheat on me one time, or
we can work it out and we can

783
00:57:22.480 --> 00:57:24.639
figure out thing's gonna go. But
maybe that second time, I'm taking half

784
00:57:24.679 --> 00:57:30.159
of everything you have. Okay.
Now, I don't want to be full

785
00:57:30.199 --> 00:57:34.599
of myself when I say the same
thing can apply for you if you find

786
00:57:34.599 --> 00:57:36.960
out I cheated, you know,
maybe a second time you could take half

787
00:57:37.000 --> 00:57:38.119
of what I got. But I
really now ain't gonna do that shit.

788
00:57:38.239 --> 00:57:43.880
I'm locked in, Okay, I'm
locked in. Okay, I'm gorilla glue

789
00:57:43.960 --> 00:57:47.079
locked in Okay, so yeah,
I don't know. I just hope I

790
00:57:47.079 --> 00:57:52.000
can find somebody who's doing the same
shit as me. Hands On fifteen said,

791
00:57:52.000 --> 00:57:55.840
come home, stink, say y'all
be doing y'all, it'd be y'all

792
00:57:55.880 --> 00:58:01.320
okay. Overwatch two three says where
I sign everyday. Doctor three says I

793
00:58:01.360 --> 00:58:07.519
believe in that love Insurance new Fast
says it's worse things than your man cheating

794
00:58:07.559 --> 00:58:12.559
on you. Laugh now, cry
later says, no, don't embarrass me.

795
00:58:12.639 --> 00:58:15.920
I won't embarrass you is the only
rule. Ty Grind says, just

796
00:58:15.920 --> 00:58:19.599
don't cheat on me and we locked
in forever. Scotland seventy eight says we

797
00:58:19.639 --> 00:58:22.760
all have problems the kids. To
find someone who's crazy you can deal with,

798
00:58:22.800 --> 00:58:28.960
and vice versa. Exactly Outfit says
love is blissful insanity. I believe

799
00:58:29.000 --> 00:58:32.960
that. J Mack the insurance man
says love is not perfect and it's never

800
00:58:34.000 --> 00:58:36.920
going to be. I agree.
Hence fifteen said, I just need that

801
00:58:37.039 --> 00:58:39.719
any right now. I hope my
dig balance don't change that soon. Y'all

802
00:58:39.719 --> 00:58:46.480
gotta relax. Cool five six four
four says did you do it to your

803
00:58:46.519 --> 00:58:52.039
past relationship that you know that you
are locked in now for your next relationship,

804
00:58:52.639 --> 00:58:57.280
Like, did I have like the
free cheating thing? No? No,

805
00:58:57.280 --> 00:58:59.760
no no. My last relationship I
had not going to talk to the

806
00:58:59.840 --> 00:59:01.840
lake. So I had a lot
of fucked up ideals and values from back

807
00:59:01.840 --> 00:59:05.960
then. A lot of that has
not carried over my last relationship. I

808
00:59:06.039 --> 00:59:07.760
knew I wanted to be married,
but I can honestly say in my last

809
00:59:07.800 --> 00:59:14.239
relationship, I wasn't. I didn't
have the strength or stamina to endure everything

810
00:59:14.280 --> 00:59:16.280
that comes with love, which is
what I have now. So that's why

811
00:59:16.320 --> 00:59:17.639
I say, like, yeah,
I don't know if I'm gonna be able

812
00:59:17.639 --> 00:59:22.199
to find somebody that's locked in,
you know what I mean. Ty Grind

813
00:59:22.199 --> 00:59:24.400
said, that's forever ever. Kung
Stu says, we out here, big

814
00:59:24.400 --> 00:59:29.119
storm dog, let's be weird and
nerdy together. I don't know, man,

815
00:59:29.639 --> 00:59:32.679
I and I'm it's hard having these
conversations without sounding like a pigmy.

816
00:59:34.159 --> 00:59:37.400
It's like, no, I just
I just I view love on a higher

817
00:59:37.480 --> 00:59:40.800
level now, and I just don't
know if I'm gonna find somebody who's willing

818
00:59:40.840 --> 00:59:44.880
to stick shit out with me like
that. Because when you go on the

819
00:59:44.920 --> 00:59:47.840
internet, it's like yo, Nigga's
breaking up over like in a Facebook post,

820
00:59:47.920 --> 00:59:52.960
Like what what? This is what
I have to choose from? Like

821
00:59:52.079 --> 00:59:55.079
that's what I'm saying, Like I
be scared. I be scared. I

822
00:59:55.119 --> 01:00:00.880
don't know. But along with that, I've learned and that what I have

823
01:00:00.960 --> 01:00:05.360
to offer is valuable as fuck.
And the goal is to settle down,

824
01:00:05.440 --> 01:00:08.599
not settle So if I have to
wait or if it doesn't come, I'm

825
01:00:08.639 --> 01:00:13.719
fine with that because I know the
capacity in which I want to love,

826
01:00:13.800 --> 01:00:15.760
and if it can't be reciprocated,
that's cool. I'd rather do without.

827
01:00:16.159 --> 01:00:20.119
That's it. That's it, and
that's all all right, y'all. So

828
01:00:20.199 --> 01:00:27.800
let's recap today's events. First,
I can't fish myself. I went on

829
01:00:27.840 --> 01:00:30.440
a date with somebody who I didn't
know what was going on a date with.

830
01:00:30.639 --> 01:00:36.559
I can't fish myself. Next,
whoever's going around telling people that I

831
01:00:36.559 --> 01:00:40.079
have a man, Your mom's a
whore, okay, fellows, I'll be

832
01:00:40.079 --> 01:00:44.039
worrying about the wrong things. Quickst
way to get a woman's attention is to

833
01:00:44.039 --> 01:00:50.599
smell good. Don't call me on
ig ever, period unless you're waining Brady.

834
01:00:50.760 --> 01:00:52.440
If you want to be poly,
that's fine. If you want to

835
01:00:52.440 --> 01:00:57.559
be non monogamous. That's fine.
Just leave us monogamous folk to fuck alone.

836
01:00:59.440 --> 01:01:01.639
It's easy to show a man that
you both can be dogs. It's

837
01:01:01.639 --> 01:01:04.679
harder to show you a real lesson. Again, you don't really want to

838
01:01:04.719 --> 01:01:07.199
do that shit. If you have
friends of the opposite sex and they don't

839
01:01:07.199 --> 01:01:10.519
want to hear about the people that
you're dating, they're not actually your friend.

840
01:01:12.880 --> 01:01:20.960
I'm still single because you know I'm
nasty, because I can't fuck with

841
01:01:21.000 --> 01:01:27.960
everybody. Okay, Thanksgiving packages available
now, Okay, I'm gonna put it

842
01:01:28.039 --> 01:01:31.039
up on my website. Book with
me now, all right, And yeah,

843
01:01:31.159 --> 01:01:35.599
scariest thing about marriage to me is
that I'm not gonna find somebody capable

844
01:01:35.719 --> 01:01:39.599
or willing to love in my capacity. And I don't know if I would

845
01:01:39.599 --> 01:01:43.159
ever entertain the situation how to state
again, I definitely have to talk to

846
01:01:43.199 --> 01:01:45.719
the lady first about it. Thank
you got so much. Follow me on

847
01:01:45.719 --> 01:01:51.480
the Gram at Stormy p p EA
at Chocolate Chip and Sip And if you

848
01:01:51.639 --> 01:01:54.480
don't remember anything else, please remember
can't fuck with everybody. I love you,

849
01:01:54.519 --> 01:02:00.559
guys. I set Yeah,