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Bill Moran Podcast. Welcome, Thanks for getting your pot on. Thanks for
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us on YouTube at Billified. Laura's in here tonight. How are you bringing
all kinds of bank goods? Matt's back from Mexico, Kevin's in and Mark
Hillman celebrating a new position. Yes, these calgo Yeah, the reverse cowgirl
speaking of that. Uh, we we did get we did get gifts.
We got gifts mail. Oh, here we go. What we got gifts
in the mail? You may open up the gifts because they came. I
was asked to wait until you were here and have them open while you were
here. I just figured it would be easier to just is it the same
guy, the same person? Yes? So you got snowballs? Are the
freaking past? And you know why? You got snowballs are awesome? Yeah,
Penis gummies, Penis gummies. There you go, all right, right
away? We have booby bites, booby bytes, all right, and then
there's an envelope here. Those snowballs are I had those at Christmas? Are
freaking they are good? Probably, I don't I don't know what to say
to that. I have no idea what to say to that. The snowballs,
what are those? The what is it they're air fresheners. Right,
yeah, but let me see is that Laura? Uh, it's dick picks.
It's Laura. Laura likes stick picks. So it's cartoon man. This
guy really listens. Yes, they had all these things made. Oh my
god, it's an air freshener today, are fresh? I don't know they
put They call themselves Stalker. It's mart In the window, a big woman.
Oh my god, that's great. Watch off my Instagram? Are they?
Oh see? And it says from Stalker and they give the west Ridge
Road. Yeah, it's the it's the post office. Is that what the
fire I looked up. It's like the Fireman's it's the fireman environments. Yeah,
well, there you go. Thank you very nice. I appreciate it,
very nice. There that's how that's how those are. Yea. I
will just say this, you make an impact. When a listener is sending
you things and creating things, you've made an impact. That's that's impressive.
I think I think we know who this person is. You do I think
we do? Oh? I don't you know? No, no, damn,
we're just agreeing on about everything to know, you know. No,
I don't think I know satisfact on smells like locker your local MC me like
sitting doing a split. Yeah, my god. Then that that you should
put that up in your car. Don't don't yours. I don't want that.
I believe for you. Yes it was said for you. Yeah,
thank you, Mark Mark Hammer on penis coummy real quick, you can have
the whole thing, don't you have one? Try it? We'll pass the
pus commies around peenus commies. No one's eating that. Let me I have
I have a question, commies. I had a I had a chocolate th
HC cocoa bean thing over the weekend. So I did one. It was
five, I did two, it was ten, and I'm going and then
man, Sunday was like it was like a rough one after that. That
was my Saturday. That was but that was I enjoy those. I like
that. And it's not bad because it's mel Oh, it's mild. There's
usually no hangover, you know, it's all right, that's all right.
I'm not sure. So let me ask you something. And I'll start with
Laura because Matt and I we were talking earlier today and I'm wondering, what's
the how would you define a friend versus an acquaintance. Friend versus an acquaintance.
The acquaintance is someone that you just know from passing a friend to someone
who you would text, someone you would text, yeah, that you would
actually want to hang out with, somebody you'd want to hang out with.
I text a lot of acquaintances. I don't have anything. I don't have
any friends most of my people. How would you define a friend? Then
someone in a small circle. In a small circle, yeah, someone who
you can kind of rely on. Yeah, yeah, But the acquaintances are
everybody else. I feel like, Okay, I do text acquaintances. Yeah,
But if I'm it's just a weird thing because I was thinking about it.
It's a friend that I'm spending my time with. Three time because I
was thinking of about this, because I go, boy, as you get
older, you're who your friends are become less and less, and mostly that's
because you're in a relationship. You spend most of your time with a significant
other. You would probably call them your best friend. A lot of people
do. Uh no, But I'm just saying, like, but a lot
of people do, and and so that and and that makes sense. But
you know, if you found yourself all of a sudden, single, you're
you're spending a lot of time alone because most people your age are in relationships
and with somebody, so that that friend circle becomes a little tighter and a
little smaller. Would you do the same would you say the same thing?
Kind of think so yeah, because I always think like I don't know.
So what about like the fair weather friend? Like this is where let me
ask this how how did you know when someone was a friend? What?
What was it that they did that it made you go Because every every relationship
starts out like you get to know somebody, you're hanging out out, you
know, maybe you see them at a couple different parties. Maybe all of
a sudden they say, hey, join us for this, and the next
thing you know, you've kind of got this budding friendship with somebody. I
feel like if there's someone who you want to be around and you normally you're
bringing a friend into an existing friend group already, So if you find someone
who you think fits that group, that's sort of how you can tell you're
going to be a friend. It could be a fair weather friend. If
you have someone and you're like, Okay, I like this person, but
they're not going to mingle with some of They're like a free trial subscription.
They give you all their best features up front, and then when push comes
to stuff, they start charging. I guess the effort too, like,
well it does, Yeah, it does. So that's true. If you
exclude people if you know they're not going to fit with your core group.
No, I want to exclude someone, but I have some friends in one
group that don't get along with other friends, and so I will do things
separately. Or as you have met a friends, you have heard about a
friend. Yes, she causes a lot of drama. So when I am
in bigger group outings, I do not include her because I don't want to
have a babysit. I'm not responsible for other friends I like. I like
to bring in people who you can like, hang out with them, then
leave them for a few minutes, and their self sufficient they can talk to
others. Is there a difference between like like women and their friends and men
and their friends. I feel like with guys, I could not talk to
one of my buddies. Even from college. We could go a year,
two years, and then you meet up and it's like you never missed a
beat. And I don't know. I guess that's not really an in depth
friendship, but I was there, like if something happened, a parent passed
away or whatever. Certainly you know, you showed up and you did the
thing. But other than that, you kind of get caught up in life.
But I still think that that person's a friend, even though there's a
little more distance in there. When have you learned who your friends are?
Divorce? Divorce? Divorce? For sure? Yeah, when you learn who
your friends are? When when the ship hits the fan? Who's standing?
Who's there? You lose friends with divorce? Choosing sides? Or was it
just cotton bait and getting out if I did? I don't know. People
like to start rumors. I don't miss him, some of the people that
we might have been a good thing. And yes, probably, yeah,
yeah probably. I can't say that that's wrong. No, that's probably true,
because sometimes I go like, are we expecting too much from friends as
adults? I don't know, because sometimes you know, you feel like you're
you're including them and everything, and then all of a sudden ships get shifty.
Just how did this come up? What were you talking about that this
came up? I saw something Matt had posted and I just was curious,
so he and I talked about it, and we were just talking about friends,
and I think it's adults as guys. It's it's it's different, and
sometimes you're including people in things, and then all of a sudden, when
I don't know, they're either not included or it's not a free ride this
time, like, hey, I didn't I can't pay for all the ticket.
Whatever, they're out, they disappear, or if you find yourself in
a tough situation there's no one around. I think is that fair? It
might the guys this weekend, they came in and one guy grew up with
We were best friends in school, we got out of high school. I've
been over backwards to help him out. He need a loan, he needed
this. I did it all. Then the other friend I haven't talked to
very much in probably three years. You know, he got a girlfriend,
disappeared. But again same idea, Oh we picked all up. But now
it's like, damn. You know, when there's a time where you might
need something, you can't count on those people. And I know those are
the two guys I can definitely cannot count on. That's disappointing. Told business,
I've been sick. I'll be back. You know, my brother in
laws a perfect example. I loaned him the money for his engagement ring.
Has not step footnet restaurant one time. There's well, there's reasons behind that,
but oh there is. But she doesn't work there anymore. I know
he's just as I, but he cheated on his fiance with one of the
girls that worked for me. She doesn't work there anymore. So he's embarrassed
by the fact that he got caught. And I mean it's a different you
know what I mean, it's yeah, but I don't know how that's the
restaurant's well, I don't know how exactly. Nobody gives a shit anymore.
No one should. It's a different everything. Everything's different now, so no
one gives it. So this just got to make all the holidays very well,
not really see them anymore. You know, it's okay, no I
see him. Did he pay you back for the ring? Yeah? It
took him a long ass time. I took He was supposed to pay off
in three months. It took like a year. Okay, Okay. I
think there's like a maturity in the friendships too. Because the feeling of being
excluded. If I go out with some of my friends. I hate if
I get an Instagram message or a text message from someone who like, well,
why was that I invited? Why would you ask that? Yeah,
but why would you ask that? Of God forbid? They come back with
a really good answer like nobody likes you, or you're annoying, or you
you never you know, we all split the bill, but you don't only
want to pay for what you ate kind of thing, and that's not our
agree. I mean, those uncomfortable things. What if you came back with
an honest answer? Have you ever No, I do come back with honest
answers, And normally it's just like, hey, look, it was a
situation that I thought that I really wanted to see you with these two friends.
I didn't want it to be a big group thing. I wanted more
of that small quality time with someone or going to a concert. Like I
went to the Journey concert the other day and I just went with two girlfriends,
and another one of them was like, well, why was I invited?
And it's like, I mean we kept it like a small little you
know, and just the three of us. Yeah, I mean I can
understand, I guess feeling like you were left out fomo, But I'm boy,
that seems ballsy to ask. I think it is like I would do
more female than Yeah, man, I don't think guys. Some guys probably
go I said that, Matt one time, I go, I go,
don't invade anywhere. I wouldn't have gone, but you still could. Yeah,
well that's a little different. Have you ever had to confront a friend
over something like that, like confront of a friend about you did. Yeah.
I don't know, because sometimes like we think of breakups the fiance,
whatever happens, right, marriage is your husband? Well, okay, all
that, but do you ever have a breakup with a friendship? And I
feel like that's more like a female thing. I feel like guys just let
it fizzle out, just fizzle out, you know, and then if the
person shows up, you're just either cold to them or you just ignore him,
right right. That seems like the guys waiting, it seems like they
just move the fuck on. I think it depends on how deep your friendship
is. Well. I always think that women have a higher emotional iq than
men, and there and that the term closure. I very rarely am not
going to say it's never happened, because I don't know. But very rarely
do men say I need closure. I just don't. And I think women
usually do say that, and I do. I think you have a higher
emotional IQ than men most Yeah, And we don't tell and guys won't talk
about like, hey, it's really bugging me honest at times too, to
each other. Yeah, Like, what's the meanest thing a friend ever said
to you? Oh? Come on, if nobody says something mean, there's
no way it's not seared in the frontal cortex of your brain. I can't
think of things that people have perfect. I mean, I know that I
there were people that spread rumors about me shortly after I split up with my
husband. Husband, Yeah, did you confront somebody on those rumors? I
did? Why because they were in my house? So okay. So one
of my neighbors okay said very shortly after and started a rumor that there were
different cars in my driveway all the time. That was huh, they were
my female friends. Like I was dating for a while. But like one
of my best friends, who also was going through a divorce, got a
different vehicle. It was an unknown vehicle. Like, so, why would
this neighbor be sticking their nose in there anyway? Why don't you mind one
of my ex husband's cowork but why would they do their one? So then
she came over to my house for my son's birthday party, and I confronted
her in front of everyone, and it turned into a blow up fight.
Really, like what happened? Now about me? This is real Housewives of
Webster. We didn't talk for like two Now we're friends again, but like,
I'm not going to let you spread rumors about me that are ontrue.
You you speak now, Okay, here's the thing that I don't understand.
Don't you have it? Don't we all have it? No, it was
my son's birthday party. Don't we all have enough going on in our own
lives that we don't need to go looking and sticking our nose into somebody else's
ship. But there's always you call me a shitster all the time. There's
always a ship stir but people like the shitster. Okay, but ship stirring
here by telling Matt you got fired and you weren't coming in there. But
I'm not gonna say it. I should start here, I should start outside.
Yeah, we should start outside here a little bit. But I wouldn't
go. I wouldn't ever. I honestly got if my neighbor got divorced and
I saw and the wife still had the house and he had moved out,
and I saw a bunch of different cars in there, I may something say
something to my wife if I'm married, But I'm not going to him going,
hey man, a whole lot of cars going in and she's pulling a
train. I mean, I just wouldn't do it. It's just it's none
of my business. It's none of my business. Cowork. Yes, yes,
something, of course, because people like to talk. We all like,
we all like to talk. I mean that's where I how many times
have Mark and I in radio gone, hey man, you could tell nobody?
Yeah, don't tell anybody, but buddy, right do we not all
do that? And then it and shit gets around? And the thing is,
it just proves my theory that we never grow up. We just grow
old, right, We stay kind of that way, and that's sort of
the way we handle it and stuff. I'm sorry to hear that with your
stuff. And I hope I didn't push. I wasn't. I just was
an interesting thing. And I go when you look at because to me there's
only love and fear. Is really as I get older, you realize in
the world it's love and fear. And a lot of times when people are
mean to you or all of a sudden disappear, it's because they're scared of
something. It's just hard to have to deal with that, because it's a
very human thing. It's a hard it's a hard thing to have to deal
with. Well around that doesn't seem like his style. I really don't miss
him. Well, I don't know, dead yeah, dead way yeah.
Well, Look, if somebody wants to be in your life, they're gonna
make time to be in your life. That's the thing. And I always
I've said for for a long time, and I try to even say this
to my kids. If someone the best gift you can give anybody, I
believe is your time. And the only reason is none of us know how
long we got, so we're choosing to spend it with somebody because we enjoy
them, especially a friend you choose friend, family you're kind of stuck with.
That's why I give you that gift three times a week, see exactly,
It's a gift times a week a gift. It's a gift. It's
a gift with everybody. The fact that anybody wants to be sitting here,
it's a gift. I kind of you know, I enjoy it. I
enjoy it. And you know, friendships haves that are up ups and downs,
and that's the that's the way it goes. Should we ask? I
don't know whether to bring this up on the podcast or not, because it
came up and I just just because you are so naive, my friend,
My friends live in some fucking fantasy. No present, man, you are
the most naive person I've ever met in my whole entire life that you are.
When we were talking about my past and stuff like that, you were
just like, oh my god, I didn't know that happened. Like what
that you pay people? I don't want to whatever you did. We've talked
about the past and go back when I first when I first started, when
I first started stuff, Well, I didn't know that that there would be
people that would be willing to do that. Although you don't know that maybe
there's see That's what I'm saying, though you're like, that's not that's not
happening with Laura. It's not happening can be dirt baggs. I mean,
it's sounds like something I would totally do. That's great. You know what,
Let's take a moment and we'll come back and we'll hear the story and
everybody can decide if I was naive or not. And I have a defense.
I have a defense because I look at things. I think a little
differently than you, because you're single, high end. That's right. I
forgive it. I was almost single. Oh yeah, we gotta get that
story too. We got to hear how that happened. How could you anyway?
We'll get to all that because I'm a dickhead, really that one.
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chicken sat sandwich. That looks so good? Is that holpeno peppers on the
ban banana peppers? It's so body's so big. You gotta eat what a
fork? You can't just pick this thing up. I'm eating the chicken off
of it. So did I get the Laura got the wedge salad, and
I got I got the spinach and mushroom pasta bread bawl. I got peanuts.
I didn't even see that. I didn't even see that on the special
It's on the special menu, one of the I mean because I saw the
chicken Caesar possible. That was February. That was this month. Almost that
for you tonight too, Yeah, because I love the bread ball. I
this is the last week. Yeah, I know it's the last week.
So get in there and get it the chili and the bread ball. Yeah.
Yeah, we're supposed to get some windy days the next couple of days,
like forty five mile an hour winds. Thursday's gonna be twenty eighth degrees.
Yea glass day. Come out and get the chili in the bread what's
that so I shouldn't take the water off my pool tomorrow? And then I
guess No, no chili and the bread ball. I think it would be
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I set them up, by the way, you said, Alfie and his
wife, What do you mean accidentally? I was trying to get Wait,
you were trying to get the chick and you got Well. I didn't like
it happened. We were just we were just friends. And then does that
happen a lot? Marks was all of a sudden, and then you just
set them up with somebody else? Like have you done that before? Though?
Like you were trying to hit and but you get along so well,
you're such a likable guy. They put you in the friend zone. They
leave you there. I put myself in the friend They put you in the
friend zone, Christine, right now, okay? And then do you then
say, hey, I know a great guy kind of Yeah, it's funny.
No, we were all hanging out and then she her mouf hit it
off, so which I'm glad because I like both of them. So yeah,
that's that's all right. Uh So Laura came. Kevin came in here
and told Laura's story right away, which he came. Let me ask you
go ahead, Kevin, say what I gotta get the context that I got
it then, because you got the different context that I did, you got
the full story. I only got three quarters of the story. Okay,
because all right, well then let me say what I got. What I
got was I just signed my divorce papers after two and a half years.
My lawyer called me and invited me over. Although this is the part that
I wasn't picking up on until I'm saying, I'm sticking to my story.
I'm just saying a bottle. He said, come over and have a bottle
of wine with us. It's a lot of wine. Usually most people say
come over and have a glass wine. Well, three people, one bottle.
I agree, I agree with you. Believe me as a whiny just
because he's gonna give you the second one. But have you ever said to
somebody come on over for a bottle of wine. Well, if I was,
I wasn't trying to just be so he said, come over for a
bottle of wine. Meet my wife. Yes, and that's where the story
stopped. And then and what and you said, meet my wife because she
may want you to organize our garage because you're an organizer. Bye by your
job. But that part wasn't in my my telling of the story. And
so what I said was, so you right away went it's up for a
threesome. And Mark right there, and Mark jumped on it too and called
me naive. You are naive. You are a very naive person who's very
worldly. Just so you know, it's an oxymoron. But Anie, I
just so. My point was I knew that she just got divorced. The
lawyer wants to, Hey, come on over. It's been a long time,
meet my wife. And here's what I was thinking. And I didn't
say at the time. I want to make sure you can pay your bills.
So we're gonna hire you to organize Sacroassee. If you do good job,
I'm gonna get your other jobs. Just keep paying me. Was how
I took it. Do you know if any lawyer ever who said come over
after the cases over after a settlement, and said come over and let's get
let's get let's get the drink in. Let me just say this, I
haven't had the use of many lawyers in my life. Uh, the lawyers
we know, Sir Q would never do it. Uh, Connor Gregory would
never do it. Paranello, my lawyer would paranello I think did yeah,
but he always played to a different drummer. Anyways, Well, there was
a guy when when we were when we did the break room, it was
me and Danny and Tommy and uh, some guy calls up. We called
himself Limo Joe and we used to have a whole song Cocomo. I did
you a Limo Joe? All right? So we used to play Cocomo and
Danny redid it to Limo Joe instead of Cocomo. And he would list he'd
list all the places he's been on one phone call. I got really mad
at us, and he's going, I've been to Ka kun I've been.
So we would, you know, like in the song yeah Bermuda Bahama.
So we did that. Sounds like Joe, But Limo Joe had used paranello
and when he couldn't pay, he told us that Paranello would come over take
his truck and drive the truck up to the casino in Niagara and then drive
back and he put the miles in the gas. That was part of the
payment. Sounds something sounds about ready for Joe. I don't know. Joe.
He lived with his mom too. He's like forty okay, well I
don't. I don't know. I think she finally passed away. The only
reason he doesn't live with there now now, yeah, he had the Limo
company with a bigger scam, was it. I'm pretty sure no lawyers ever
come to their client and said unless it's family, like, yes, it
marks my brother and he's my lawyer. That's a different story. He's my
uncle. Different story. Now I hate you guys because I'm you're a pretty
girl in your office. Hey, come meet my wife and I and have
a glass of wine. It's not what I thought. No, and I'm
with you, I think and part of the story in the secondary hang on,
don't talk. Turn that mic up towards you little bit. There we
go, okay, I said, I was like, yeah, I signed
my divorce papers today and then like I was in my lawyer's office and he
was like, you should come over and have a bottle of wine and you
can meet my wife and like maybe you can organize. I didn't you.
I didn't get that she signed the paper. She's free. Yeah, it's
the last time he's probably gonna series swinging for defenses. I mean, you
present a solid case. I like to think that most people have been trained
by Greg aren't working there like working that way. I would think that sounds
like sounds I mean, let's call your lawyer and see what is I know,
I can pay my bills. I don't Yeah, I'll get you that
nice lump. Yeah, listen, you wouldn't want me to take it out
in your risk. I don't love some settlement. I don't. All right,
Well, I was still on your side. I still sort of am.
Like, this is just a guy being nice, wants to introduce you
to his wife. But Bill Cosby introduced all the women too. I'm just
saying, like Camille was home, she was there, you know what I'm
saying. She was there when all this stuff went on. He really just
wants me to organize his girls offer wine for that. Wanted to organize somehow
my sock and under. I mean there have I have had clients that I
feel very uncomfortable with and I won't go back to those jobs. What I
can see that happen all absolutely that time she cleaned B T B stop.
So you've been over at somebody's house. What what give me a tell me
he was going to lock me in his home as a joke, as a
serious. Hey, listen, we're going to lock the doors. We're going
to be gone. I took notes in my phone that day of all the
creepy things that he told me, so that when he tried to hire me
again, I could say, this is why I'm not going to come back
and work with you. Notes. Let's hear them. People to me?
Do you want to pull them up? It's absolutely you got them. It
was a note in my phone like a while ago though. This is awesome.
So you heard this guy to Mark? What else happened? Can you
can you look in talk? I know that sometimes I can't, So I'm
not I'm not disparaging. I am trying to right next to the dick pics
know what they are? Not extra, It's like going to thee. Yeah,
this is a while ago though, but I was smart to keep all
the notes of what he was saying because that way. But now, was
this a single guy? Yeah? He was like a fifty year old single
guy who I did a couple of work with but lived on North Greece Road.
He lives in quiet, but he Yeah, he just started to really
freak me out. And so there was one day that I was working with
him and are you alone when you're doing this? Yes? Just me.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to find these all right, don't worry about But
so what else happened? What other things have happened? Have you had couples
get creepy with you? No? No, not really just the guys.
Yeah, I mean I did have I did have an older man who I
stopped working with because he told me that women were derived from sin and that
the thought of sex repulses him and change his diaper. How old was he?
Oh, he was old. He was fifty two. No, he
was maybe seventy. He was obsessed with he had so many bibles. He
was a hoarder. He was obsessed with me. So I worked with Lifespan.
No, so I work with with with Lifespan A lot? Ye a,
gotcha? Okay, in contact. That makes more sense because this guy
isn't hired. No, this guy it got heard through lifespan. He yeah,
he told me that his mom put him in therapy when he was younger
because he was obsessed with the killing of Abraham Lincoln and John Wilkes Booth and
his mom was terrified that he was going to murder someone for notoriety. And
I am a single person in his home and I'm like, so back to
my closet. This is insanity crazy people out there. Yeah, okay,
so the one weird guy walked out on some jobs that you were doing because
of creepy craziness. No, I've never done that, but like I've just
said, I'm not going to come back to you, but I make sure
they pay their in voice first. Uh. But the guy who told me
he was going to laugh me in his house, he had a gumball machine
of Barbie doll heads and he told me, he's like, you look exactly
like a Barbie doll. Okay, that's a little creepy. That's pretty good.
Well, yeah, that's pretty creepy. That's very creepy. Now,
I don't think if you as creepy. You said, there's creepier than me.
But you're not that. That's not creepy, You're you're kind. You
know what creepy is. Creepy is like I talked about all my stuff.
Creepy is the Christian guy that goes to church. That's that's that's watching porn
on his wife. You know, he's on the computer meeting girls and stuff
like that. That's the creep Well, you know, it's funny too,
is sometimes though, for women. I think that there's some things a guy
who looks a certain way can get away with, and then there's a guy
who looks a different way. He says the same thing or acts in a
similar fashion, and she's he's a creep but he's okay. Brad Pitt can
say a lot of things. Mark not so much. Mark Mark Well Mark
was living the Brad Pitt what you got it? I found it, okay,
it was written. Some of the other things. One thing was he
texted me asking me to come over to his house on a Saturday night to
turn off his lights. Was he home, I don't know. I was
at my house. So then the one day he said he was going to
lock me in that I smelled good. He was calling me, honey.
He asked me about porn and he called me his weak little girl. Okay,
the porn and weak little girl to me are the worst. Weak little
girl is really bad. Why because did you not we're not able to lift
something heavier heavier than Yeah, I believe that. So what was the context
of week? Yeah, we might be is it looking for suggestions? Not
w e A K. You're thinking w e e K like my weak girl?
Oh yeah, like her mind can be I think, I think,
well, yeah, I get that. It's absolutely yeah. I mean he
has. I stopped working with him, and it was maybe like six afterwards
that he did text me and was like, would you ever go out a
date with me? I was like, whoa, oh, because you want
to lock me in your house? Okay, locked the door? Will you
go out with me? But there was somebody who when I was working there,
a male friend of mine. I would tell him that I was at
this house and he had his address because I was like, just engaged you
here from me? Right, did you ever like any of these things?
Because your job sometimes is in the evenings and things. Right when a client
comes home, comes home from work and they want to yeah, I have
a lot of people like teachers or sometimes lawyers that they just like can't work
during the day. They want to introduce you to their wife. I do
to their wife from like four to seven pm, but actually organizes the wine
cellar well, because you know seven pm right now is not going to be
seven pm in a couple of months. But it's dark, right, So
that stuff is. You don't have any weapons, do you? You're not
like registered to harry carry handgun or something. Maybe consider I don't know the
state. Okay, the rape whistle that works real well in the basement.
Yeah, that's exactly that. That would not markin Mark lived like Brad Pitt
this weekend. It was his birthday weekend. He was down at the wood
Casino turning Stone. Yeah. Do you see a show too? No?
No, did you win? You won? No? Only ship I thought
you. I thought I saw fifteen. Oh that was you with the fifteenth
sets. I couldn't even know what I always see. It's not a concert.
I just I just looked for the people, and that's my show.
Well, Mark had a show. Mark almost got broken up without his birthday.
What did you do? Well? Twenty one of us went that's a
lot. Yeah, we were all in the same fall one room and hang
on a second. Anybody here offended that they didn't get the invite anybody up
today? What the fuck? No one's gonna pull on a Laura's friends were
how could you go without us? Okay, So everything was was great.
Everybody loves her, you know, and you know, she like person.
She got my my girlfriend, she got my friend's stuff for their birth There's
four of us they had birthdays, and so she got them, you know,
like a Starbucks card. That's nice, very sweet, and everything was
going great until well we all scattered around, all scared. We all scattered,
We all went our own different ways for were you with your girlfriend?
Was with her? And we were sitting in this there's this place called Exit
thirty one. It's all the bars that are inside the country bar, rack
bar, dance bar. We were sitting on the outside. They have a
bar outside so you can see all these places. And while we were watching
people, well, our phones weren't working. They don't work there for some
reason. So I wonder if they do that on purpose. I was just
turning soone in November and yeah, your phone doesn't work. No, I'm
just wanting to get to they're afraid of I don't know, some kind of
sophisticated cheating of something I don't know. Go on. So if your phone
in the casino, so I want, I'm wondering what the hell everybody is.
I thought we were supposed to go to the I thought we were going
in to the country bar or whatever. So we're sitting there waiting and waiting,
and she's like, well, go She goes like, go fight,
go ahead, go find them. She can't. She's still the hard time
watching. She had major operation was a couple of months ago, four months
ago, so you know, she still is moving slow. So I cap
I cop a fucking attitude. I cop an attitude. And while I'm copying
an attitude with her, I'm thinking to myself, I am the biggest fucking
asshole in the world. So she she tells me that, you know,
she's gonna go back to the room just to stay and go and go hang
out, you know, and go hang out with my with my friends.
And I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna go back with her. And
you don't want to, but you don't want to, you want to hang
out with your friends. Well, yes, yeah, yes, oh yeah.
So I went back to the room with her. We didn't we didn't
really say too much to each other. And uh so next morning, she
goes, do you want me an apology? And I go, yeah,
I really actually do I go. I go, I was wrong because I'm
mad. I'm not mad at her. I was frustrated with that whole situation
that was going on. It was just, you know, frustrated. But
I knew what what I was doing. I knew right there. I felt
horrible that I was frustrated. Did she say she almost broke up with you.
I don't know. She almost broke up with me. She told me
I could find a ride with somebody else. She seems like she's pretty.
You know, that's nothing. That's nothing. What til you get her an
air freshener for her car? Yeah? Hang that air fresher there, that
would be very nice. Get pictures of your cellphone. Yeah, tomorrow of
the story is is that? I mean, you know I made I was
a dickhead. Yeah, but that's a that's the sign of maturity maybe on
your behalf. No, it is if you kind of because you recognized it.
You kind of knew it in the moment and the next day. You
didn't even because normally I was not I know, yeah right, I remember,
I remember Mark when he was one of your better stories. No,
I was really left out. I was really waiting for like she threw me
out. She locked the door. I couldn't get in. I had to
sleep at somebody else's room. You really need. Bellish is something. It's
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So someone Don Henley's Dirty Laundry has come out. Don Henley is suing because
somebody stole the lyrics to a couple of songs. So one they stole the
handwritten lyrics from a box he had in his house and I don't know how
these people got access or whatever, and he wound up buying it back because
it ended up at an auction site and he bought it back for I think
he bought the lyrics to Hotel California back for like eight grand, the handwritten
lyrics that he wrote, so they're his, but to get him he had
to pay him back. That's all they went for, was a grand I
don't know if they gave him a break, I don't know, but he
yeah. So this was a testimony an ongoing trial of rare books dealer Glenn
Horowitz, ex Rock and Roll Hall of Fame curator. This guy who worked
there, his name was Craig in Serati and another guy who was a memborabilia
seller are accused of scheming to sell the original documents from when the band worked
on their hit in nineteen seventy six. Henley accused Ed Sanders, the writer
who wrote a biography about the band, of stealing the lyrics to Hotel California.
Sanders allegedly sold Henley's No Pads to Horowitz for fifty grand in five before
the dealer passed off the collection to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame guy
and some other dealer. Yeah, and it says here Henley testified that he
agreed to purchase the allegedly stolen four lyric pages of Hotel California from this other
guy, Kazinski on his auction website for eighty five one hundred dollars in May
of twenty twelve. He said it was a bitter pill to swallow. Now
the lyrics for life and the fast lamee popped up and they want twelve grand,
and he refused, so we went to court. But things go oja
and just steal his shit back. Well this is interesting, right, So
okay, so big deal. Don Henley had lyrics stolen but it's the dirty
laundry that came out. What this has to do with this case, I
have no idea. But they bring up an incident that happened in nineteen eighty.
The band was breaking up and the only people that knew that the Eagles
were breaking up were they're inner core, like the guys in the band.
They hated each other. You're absolutely right, So they have So Henley calls
over the roadies and stuff that worked with the band, and they're going to
start telling people. And he said he was really depressed, so he called
him madam. He knew, and the madam sent over. He's like,
assume as all the roadies are leaving, there's a knock at the door,
and there's this pretty young woman. He thinks he's twenty or twenty one years.
I see where this is going. This is all coming out now.
She had a bottle of wine. Though it's all coming out now, And
lawyer said organized lawyer, Yeah, he said, I wanted to forget what
was going on. I wanted to escape the depression I was in. So
I made a mistake. I called him madam, told her I wanted some
company for a few hours. And a young woman arrived at my home dressed
in a sharp black He's sitting there now, and this happened November twentieth,
nineteen eighty, So we're going back forty years, right, right, Okay.
Once the roadies left his home, the young woman he believes his twenty
or twenty one, arrives, and the two shared intimate details about themselves,
including him telling her about the Eagles split he was all bummed out about.
And then they started using cocaine. He said. We began to talk.
We had a little bit of wine. She asked me if I had any
anything, if I had any cocaine. I said I did. We did
some of that. Henley testified that he went to bed with the girl,
but said they didn't have sex. By the way, the girl was sixteen.
Yeah, the girl was sixteen. So why the fuck is this coming
out in court now when he's just trying to get the lyrics back? Do
you see what I'm saying? Like, I don't get the connection, but
this all so he talked about it. He said, yeah, this is
all the stuff from his testimony. I think yesterday or last week that I
think the statue of limitations are over because it was nineteen eighty. We're talking
forty, so you know, whole state different. I don't know what it
is in California. He could. I feel like he could because how many
how long ago was Cosby doing stuff and he just got well that was a
bunch, but that's women coming to sue him, and so this isn't I
don't think this young lady was doing anything. The fact that the lawyer brought
it up, because I think so. What happened was the next day the
girl has a seizure, the sixteen year old from the coke or whatever.
She has the seizure. So he calls nine to one one nine. When
one comes, they take They say to listen, we can take her or
you can let her kind of, you know, sleep it off here.
Did he not get in trouble? Then he did? He did because well
he did for prostitution. So he I think according to the stuff I again,
he has to admit all this, this is something that happened so many
years ago. You're trying to get the lyrics back to the song that you
fucking wrote that someone you open yourself up to. This is the thing I
don't understand. Go back and find everything about jun years class Holy shit,
it's like run of her politics. Yeah, wonder Henley's such a tick the
lyrics. Yeah. Henley was asked by the assistant district attorney whether he had
found the escape he had been seeking with this young girl. I mean,
that's kind of a dick thing to go forty something years ago, and the
rocker admitted he made a poor decision that he continues to live with. Apparently
not. I wanted to forget about everything that was happening with the band.
I made a poor decision which I regret to this day. I've had to
live with it for forty four years. I'm still living with it today in
this court. Flares up every once in a while. Yeah, he said.
When we got up in the morning here to crash from the bedroom and
called nine one one when he realized she was having a seizure. The fire
department arrived and told him that they either had to take her or she could
stay in his care, he said on the stand. When the girl woke
up later in the day, he told her to call for someone to come
pick her up, and when her ride arrived, police were at his door
and arrested him. So I think he was arrested for solicitation or he couldn't
get the girl a taxi cheap. Fuck, I don't know this is I
mean, Eagles were breaking up. He didn't realize, Yeah, that solo
career. But the thing, it's just amazing to me that that all comes
out in a court story now for over lyrics years later, forty four years
later, the lyrics are the original ones. That's a great question. I
don't know. I'm writing new ones saying he's an original one. I I
wouldn't know. I'm sure there's got to be a way to authenticate it.
Somebody has to unless there's you know, unless he signed it and dated it.
I can't even even that you're right, right, because you could probably
find paper that's aged and right, you know, all that shit. But
supposedly they took it out and he was going to pay the twelve grand,
and I, holy fuck, can't pay the twelve grand? Shut up?
Right? You want good? You want to relive all that stuff, and
all of a sudden, now you know you were with a sixteen year old
and there's no way you didn't have sex, right, right? Come on?
Yeah, you're all it's a wine. Yeah, you're that's a recognize
your closet. That's that's a recipe for a threesome. He does need a
lawyer is probably there? Want what's he want these damn lyrics for so bad?
I don't know. I I don't know. I don't know. If
you don't want Did they sell their catalog A lot of these bands now should
their catalogs. But I don't know if he paid for profit? Knowes something
profit of his there's something he wrote, Yeah, yeah, there's something you
created. Rather do that than rehash what happened? Well, the rehash of
what's happened when nobody knows it and it's splashed all over newspapers and you know,
websites and everything, and I don't know how many people even carry you
go out. It was forty four years ago. But it's kind of like,
here's the thing, we had this for a different time. Well,
I was just gonna say we had this thing kind of the other day where
uh, it was something in the local news and the mom's going, it's
not like it was thirty years ago when you could just let your kids go
outside and I go hold on a second home on a second thirty years ago
was nineteen ninety four, and it was pretty bad. I mean, a
horrible thing happened here kaylee An Polton. That was a horrible story where this
young girl did snatched and in find her forever and when they did, you
know, it was on Humboldt Street and she had been murdered. But those
happened even when we were kids. That's what I'm saying, And I go,
I feel like, actually, now something like this has a less likelihood
of happening. I don't. I think people are somebody goes missing at sixteen,
sixteen year old's missing, that we're looking for those sex trafficking with their
cameras everywhere from ring doorbell to everything. I almost feel like it's a safer
world now for that kind of stuff. Now, somebody wrote me last night
going, you don't have daughters, and you have no idea what it's like
to have little girls and how much you worry and guys, and you know
it's just your creepy story. It's alone. I think there may be some
validity to what this Mark Hillman, Well, I didn't. I just I
don't know, but it feels like we're a little safer now and nowadays,
like if it's sixteen year old's missing or drops out of school. Well,
someone's keeping an eye beyond the parents. Yeah, with the cell phones and
everything else. I know, yes, that's what I'm saying. That's the
social media. Social media is out there, yes, right, And you
don't think like back in the day, if this girl was hanging out is
Don Henley's house, there wouldn't be all of a sudden the look who I
am? You know exactly Don Henley's else. It just it just feels like
that would be the thing. Hey, I learned something else this week.
Come completely off topic. I just saw the draft died at the zoo,
and some people started asking encephalitis, which means your brain swells. That happens
to humans, happens, and so the brain swells and then wound up cos
and stuff. I don't know how big a draft brain is, but people
somebody wrote a Channel ten, what do they do with the bodies? What
do they do with the dead animals? And someone from the zoo goes,
we're not telling you. It's because there was rumors that they would actually take
and feed some of them. Well damn it, I wish they would if
it didn't die of something. Yes, that was that could also be spread,
they would let it go to the lions. I wonder if they would
donate it to Cornell. I think they tell you, if they would tell
you, so you know why they say they don't, it's because they go,
do you cremate them? Can you do what? And they said,
we always are very respectful. Some we we bury. And the reason we
don't want to say is because some of these are exotic animals, and we
know poachers will come and dig up the bones or try to find one.
That's why they don't. But I thought, why not feed take the baby
giraft? It's probably like veal? Do you know what I'm saying? Come
on, do you like? Yeah, it's tender, it's it's delicious,
special bt B and aprons just like the animal get torn apart. Yeah,
don't you think now? I said to somebody said to me the other day
that now, would you make it a private show or would you be able
to go ahead and do it? You'd have to be a private show.
Well you know, let me. I believe the Seneca Park Zoo does have
a nod for profit uh handle somewhere, and they do need to make money,
So why not I go to the zubilation every year. What the zoo
Belation. It's the zoo's fundraiser. They're like biggest fundraiser, the people that
will spend money for those behind the scenes experiences with the animals insane. Oh
what you mean, like with the orangue tanks or something. Yeah. I
always look at the irangan and you can humble monkeys. I look at the
orangue tangs and they look that I swear to god, they look like my
uncle. Do you know that marks band from the from the zoo stop?
I went for the first time last summer. What happened? Well, remember
the you're off from here, but there's an old orangu tang that used to
be here. He was there for years. And I stood at the thing
going like this to them, right, yeah, so he flipped me off.
So he flipped me off and there was a there was a bustle of
a third graature. Is the true story, as I know. Were you
driving the bus? Yeah, when I was, when I was seventeen.
So wait, you're flipping them off and they kicked you out of the zoo.
Well, because the third the third grades are coming, he's flipping off
the third grades. So I guess he's flipping. You gotta go, and
they go you're banned from the zoo. So I never went back until like
last year, I went. I went back for the first time. Off
again. No, I didn't even go near him. I don't even want
to see him. Well he's dead, monkeys are all gone. Starts jumping
around like, well, right, he's dead. He died, and I
felt really bad to did that. When he died. Well, somebody said
to me that roadkill. You can call the zoo and say, hey,
there's a freshly killed deer and they'll bring it, allegedly to the zoo.
And a lot of deer that get killed in Seneca Park right outside the zoo
they bring in and let the lions eat it. I've never heard that.
I would think they would cremate him. I don't see that. I don't
know. This is what I was told because I was with a guy who's
a professor at Saint John Fisher. He goes, yeah, I call up
and sometimes the zoo will take it. And I went, how does nobody
ever talked about the zoo. You don't think somebody would say one thing about
what I'm dying to know. I'm dying, remember you call the zoo,
I mean to feed the lion. See. I didn't ask follow up questions,
but this was like, here's the thing, though, reputable guy,
he has a PhD. I just believed him. If you're telling to be
somebody visits you want to the lions press toward you think it's a line of
bullshit that they would take it to the zoo and let the It didn't sound
like bush to me, I've never heard. I didn't either. I didn't
either. That is less likely than a lawyer trying to have a three some
of the bottle. You I think that, but I thought, I like
this, and I hope they do because to me, even with the giraft
giraffe, if you cremate the giraft, we want to say we want to
cleaner planet. You just put a whole bunch of smoke in the air.
We're not feed. Let's test tonight. I call the zoo. I'm friends
with the animal control officer. Name is Steve Pringle. I'm texting him right
now to see if he's ever heard of it. You see, if Steve
Pringle, if we can call him, see if you can share to call
the zoo. No, it's eight o'clock. So no, you know what
he said, they're gonna they said the article. They weren't going to tell
No, they do say, we're not going to tell you what we do,
and they blame it, well, it depends poachers, and they say
everything we do with the animals is very respectful. I'm sure it is.
What they send to the zoo was it was it your buddy, this was
a question, and then that someone wrote in the question, and so then
the dudes went to try to find the answer. I don't know. They
didn't say, they didn't attribute it to anybody. Was an article. It
doesn't all right, the right, but the reporter Roadkill is the one that,
Yeah, I don't know, they have to answer that question. I
would like to sort this at the zoo over there. You know, over
the last thirty years, nobody says what happens, but they death. I
feel they probably I can't say anything I know, and I feel you couldn't
see them, road Jill, because you don't know what that thing's got you
first. That's they're all valid things. I didn't. I feel like they
just creamate them. So I feel like, okay, that makes sense.
Sometimes somebody said that if it's fresh ord killed, they've cut mean out of
it and send it to her a butcher. I remember Gussie one time she
made me pull over and freaking put a raccoon in the back and my shot,
yes, stop, yes, ask And she did it for we and
time. He I think did it forward too. I had Gussy over for
Thanksgiving one year and she had her teeth out, and my oh, this
was just a baby and she was trying to have a race with him and
eat the chicken because neither one of them had teeth. And she's sitting there
just coming away, and my father's like, like, what is happening here?
What's going on? That would have been great if she came in with
raccoon pi or something still, that would have been that would have been the
best. That would have been, like she wants some meat? Oh yeah,
I have to find out now because I I thought for sure, and
I've been telling people to go, hey, has anybody heard of this?
The zoo taken? And they was like, no, I never heard of
It makes a I would have never thought to ask that either. Once again
naive, Once again naive, But doesn't it make sense? That's more plausible
as much as there is nobody the zoo is not going and picking up roadkill.
On freaking do he a venue? I mean, come out? I
know, guy, we'res security there. Should we call it? Maybe he
might not wear the zoo you do, I work with him? All right?
Well, I want to see if this guy calls back for the fair
Port. Well, we'll get an answer by next week. If you know
what Google on next week, Cordner Google. They test him so they have
a permanent record, and then they cremate him. That's a Cordner Google.
Oh okay, the road kill, Well, just an animal dies in the
zoo. Zoo, yes, and they do say creamate conversation. No,
no, no, no, that's all right. He's all right. I
get it. So I don't know what happens with the roe kill, but
I'm curious to find out. You are four questions behind. Come on,
they said, the giraffe is you know, the larger animals. They have
to They have a company that comes in that specializes it disposed of animal remains.
Yeah, they do cremation, burial, and composting. Okay, what
do you think. Maybe it's it's a fresh veal tree. That's terrible.
That's the dear yesterday, Uh, some guy went in this This is I
don't know if this is where your relative, how you would feel about this.
It is probably one of the stupidest things you're going to hear today.
That's here on Wade News Midday on Olivia Russell and for Shannon Cogan New on
Midday and Indiana man is arrested for criminal trespassing after a luxury car dealership turned
down his multi million dollar check. Okay, multimillion dollar checks. He walks
in with multimillion dollar checks or Jellis explains why in this Wave News alert.
Yeah, I Levia, Well, this all started yesterday morning at the Porsche
dealership on Bowling Boulevard in Saint Matthew's. That's when police a twenty one year
old Connor Litka of Bloomington, Indiana. Twenty one year old kid walked into
that dealership to buy a Porsche with a check worth seventy eight million dollars.
Yeah, I need some change on that. It's like, what did you
say? Do you want the company or the car? Should I get you
the diamond encrusted cup holders? What are we doing here? When the people
at the dealership told him they weren't going to sell him the car. Litka
allegedly walked around to a back entrance of the dealership to look for car keys
and said he wouldn't leave until he got his car. Well, dealership employees
called police and he was arrested for criminal trespassing and disorderly conduct. And through
their investigation, please actually found out he tried to do the same thing at
a land Rover dealership the day before that time using a twelve million dollar check.
Olivia, I thank you. He's got to be on drugs or or
mentally challenged in some way, really challenge. If you're like twenty one years
old, then I mean you probably there's a chance you live at home.
I'm going, I don't know, what's the crazy In all your years of
working in the hospitality business, what is the craziest thing that a customer tried
to do or actually did? Is there anything did they ever try to pass
off a fake? Did you ever see like someone cut the corners of a
dollar bill and put hundreds in? There's all kinds of different things. I
mean, I've seen tried to do counterfeit, obviously, that's what I mean.
Yeah, we taken some fake hundred dollar bills you have, yeah,
and not known. Well, you're working so fast, how can you how
can you tell? I mean to me, that seems so very unfair.
But that too that though sometimes you don't even know, like I've got a
counterfeit, I don't. I wouldn't know if I had a counter of hund
dollar bill in myti loon. Of times they do with tens and twenties because
it's less obvious. Yeah, wow, learn that nothing really crazy. No,
I would think in the hospitality business, not other than demand twelve million
dollars check, you'll probably make sure it's good going. First of all,
I want a blue light and here's a check for twelve Can I get change?
I know? I bet I bet you the upper end Porsche maybe would
go for a million, but most of those are not. I bet you
that guy hit somewhere with a much smaller check thousand dollars, one hundred dollars
check, he'd probably hit, and it just escalate it up. It's like,
if I could hit for a thousand, why can't I hit for twelve
million. It's like pushing. It's a little greedy. It's a little push.
After they get greedy he's start with it. Always walks here, always
look at look at every middle aged woman that's doing that accounting that's just been
taking. You know, you start with one for me, two for you.
The next thing, you know, yeah, next thing, you know,
it's five hundred and fifty thousand. You know, your lawyers inviting me
over for a bottle of wine to celebrate your divorce and meet his wife and
organize his closets. Now you're starting. Now, you're starting to come out,
coming around because you could have been relentless and I it's the bottle of
wine. But what we learned today, I'm gonna recap, Okaya recap we
learned to Bill today, well two times. And he believes that the zoo
picks up road kill. Somebody said to me, I think that that happens.
I think that happens. Yeah, well they pick it up and maybe
they bring it to the zoo. We got a fresh one right here,
and uh that's it. I had a baby deer get hit right. I
lived on the corner and it was just it was right out laying there,
and so I called no, I was gonna put one of those balloons.
Sorry for your loss. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna do that to the
tree that market when he was drunk. You're gonna get a don't get it
balloons and tie it to the tree. The tree did a lot better than
his car did, that's for sure. No, but I called, and
I think it was like a day and a half before they came out,
and I was trying to keep the boys from away. They were like four
and five. I'm like, this will be traumatic or they'll be trying to
wake it up. Hey, wake go first. I first started on the
bus. We're driving down Lompond, right, Yeah, in some truck.
It's a deer, right, everybody. All of a sudden, the deer
goes over and you see it laid down and blood starts coming out of it.
And all the kids saw it. Yeah, they are all they all
watch Bamby Bambi dies part. I don't see it over blood coming out of
his fucking eyes. No, but real life, Well see now, now,
I do want to I do wonder this if that happened when we were
kids and I had a long school bus ride. I was like twelve miles
from my school and it took like a half hour on these country ass roads.
Forty five minutes maybe, and uh uh, if something like that happened,
you know, it would be something that would kind of sear it in
your brain as a kid, right that you saw that. But I could
see now where some parent would be calling school. Why didn't you tell us
this happened? If the kid tells you how, I have animated calls from
the school. Hey, little Johnny and Joey's they all saw this. Deer
get exploded. You got to love those I don't. I don't get it.
That's the part of the parenting thing. I don't understand. You're absolutely
right there where you need to know everything, like you got to be on
top of everything. My son sug yeah. I mean, look, if
my kid came home and said that happened, I may try to verify the
story a little bit and go, all right, well, it's part of
life. I'm sorry you saw that, but you know, I'm glad everybody's
okay. That's why we need to be careful with deer. I don't know,
put a deer whistle on your car, on your bicycle. We'll put
deer whistles and we never hear, which I don't think work anyway. All
right, we'll take a moment, the closest to the pin. I'm very
excited about this. Mark wonder last week too, I have more crushed died.
Uh, you're so disappointed by I was very disappointed. I think that
was his birthday. Uh is this if you want me to? No,
he did want a special one. They told me all about midget stuff because
of Mark's one time almost encountered with a little person. I did meet somebody
in Cancun. It was four four eight or four nights. That's considered a
midche She's considered midget in her state. I forgot about that when you asked
you earlier. Yeah, we're not. Did you try to contact this rent
to midget? I did not. I did not test. You should look
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Remember her? Yeah? Yeah, she was friends with Ned. Have you
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heard Midge can train myself, and I say, I said what. I
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a guy there in case. Maybe they should do a biking of biking a
Viking burial the giraffe. Put it out on Lake Ontario. Light it on
fire, a Viking funeral. Perry, Oh yeah, you know what you
do. You hold it and that's the opening act. The solar that's genius.
Oh you could see it so well because it'll be dark and it'll burn
for more than three minutes and forty seconds. You get a Liltimir and I'll
get people down in sherlot. For one Parker Junior died. Now we found
out that Laura knows the animal control for this town, and right, I
do yes, And then she gave what's his name? Is he gonna be
okay if I call him. I already told him we're calling and he doesn't
answer that, okay, okay, all right, Billy's gonna get on.
You know him well, I know him well, how well? Never mind?
How many bottles would I wind? He was? Mister he was?
You can tell that sounds like twenty nineteen. How many mister jewses you have
in twenty nineteen. He's ducking us. He's ducking I want to know him.
Talk to me and formally. Now. The reason we're calling Steve is
to find out if dead deer is what I had heard. You can sometimes
have picked up the answers. No, no, he did reply. He
said, I've heard of them occasionally taking a deer, but I know nothing
more than that. I said, I'm calling you from a podcast. In
two minutes, answer your phone. I wasn't how many coopers he's bagged on
the side of the road. There's a secrecy here, yes, he said.
He wasn't going to say anymore. See, there's a big secrecy.
What is the secret why we're going to uncover this? Would people get up?
Yeah? But would people be would you be upset if you knew that
they were feeding somebody would be why is that'd be an animal crueity thing?
The deer is already dead. I don't know there'd be, so you're I
don't get about everything. Somebody would get offended by it. Do they like
a little squirrel too? I don't know the answer to that. Yeah,
I mean before I creat me, they test them so they have a final
record of everything. So why they tested them if they're dead? They're testing
probably to find out, Oh, nobody's that dear that died last week?
Do you have the full medical record on that? No, but's gonna be
a reason why this was the zoo. That's testing that you looked up?
Correct when you looked it was the zoo? No, but to your company.
But to your point, I would think you're testing to see if it's
diseased. And then do you feed the because what happens in a safari out
in the in the plane somewhere eat each other? Yes, yes, you
know that baby Giraffi is mane. You're probably right, full gra you're probably
You're probably right. The lines are probably eating this thing and like two men.
Yes, they're bid with a burger. It's true though, it's very
true. But how do you get in to get the carcass out, because
I'm you can't. I think you do it at you probably do it.
Yes, you do it. I'm sure you do. Are gonna go and
get the bones out? Well? Probably, I don't know. They go
in and take care of these animals something they do, and they feed them
steaks, and somebody get sick, they go in. There's gotta be a
way. Yeah, they probably trank them when they're sick them. I thought
they had a way to separate the cages, like you can drop a wall
down, so now you're over there, I can go get the food and
get out. But I don't know how you separate them from I'm dining up.
You could tell me there's a separation or I still ain't going in there.
Yeah, I know I'd be tempted in a way. Yeah, I
don't even like going to the little snakehouse. I hate snakes that much.
Like, even though I want nothing to do with that way with mice,
because I wish I had all the time in people's garages and things. Yeah,
I would think that's true, lawyer, Either that or saving it to
put it somewhere else. He's got he's gonna he's gonna have a Richard career
moment? Can you organize my mice? The one I you know, what
I never liked was like the rats people used to have, the pet rat
or the white rats that they would have. And then sometimes what does freak
me out a little bit is if you go to well maybe it's not the
zoo, but I know, like the reptile guy around here, he would
just throw live mice in the cage with the snake and you see, and
I would always feel bad. So why is it okay to do that?
But it wouldn't be okay to kill the draft and throw it in there for
the lions. I don't I have no problem there and they just you know,
take it and go behind. Yeah, I have no problem with it
at all. I think it's it's this is the public toilets. I remember
seeing this pictures. This is the public toilets and SERENGETI I don't got to
go anymore, just post it up hanging out. I'm like, I don't
anymore. Yeah, that's that's that's like all what a great if you could
have. Don't you remember during the riots the lion got out and the tiger
got out all the animals. Somebody let them out? That was true?
Was that the daniel prude ryots? Yeah, nobody out. They took pictures
of it, right, And then what supposedly that was? I thought the
lion did get out. One got it got out and was spotted in the
neighborhood having a beer. Could you freaking imagine looking at your front yard and
do you see a lion? You you're jagging down the road, You see
this lion coming at you? I would, I would, you would see
me sprint. I don't even know where I go. They used to tell
you, like when I went to Yellowstone and stuff, And if you hike
in the in the Rockies, they always give you instruction on how to protect
yourself from the bear. And all you're supposed to do is like fall down
and cover up all your vital organs and lay there like a defenseless dead,
right, you know, like a piece of charcoter so bad you would be
all what I'm saying, the same thing, and something like the grizzlies are
nasty. I don't see alligators. You run at exact time, yes,
yes, because there are little legs, they can't get you. That's that's
the way they get away from the straight They have tunnel vision. I didn't
know that. I didn't know that I had bear spray for my hiking trips.
Really, and what happens A bunch of gay old men come out no
shirts on. That's why the attorney to come over with a bottle line.
I didn't know they had bear spray? What have you? What does this
smell like? Have you ever? Well? How could you own it smells
like? No? I want to know who tested and know it really works?
Well, this is what I want to know, because they'll sell the
same that tests the bulletproof vest. Right. They sell things that you can
put like a wolf urine that you put on your plants to keep the coyotes
away from eating or deer to keep the deer away from eating your ferns and
things. And I don't think that ship sometimes works. I don't think it
does. I think it's a big rip off. So I would I mean
attracts four wolves and coyotes. It may yeah, they think it's like mating
season or something. I have no idea. There's no deer, but there's
seventeen wold in my backyard. Now my kids message, I'm so disappointed that
your former friend mister June didn't answer. Mister June, I love it,
mister Jue. Sorry who was missed? Was there a mister July in August
two or we call them were there July and August? Perhaps, but they
are not animal control officers. They would know nothing. It was the only
guy they control realize they were taming a cougar. Though I'm kidding it's a
little bun. The cranky, that's a one. It's amazing you guys get
people to come back to your show. I figured she could. She knew
what she was getting herself. Yeah too, she hangs and by the way,
she like hangs out with Kevin Nick guy says everything. I learned it
all from you, Alright, Kevin, I pulled the pump fake on you
and ide the midgets from in honor of Mark. It's a belated birthday gift
for you. Thanks with a with a theme song written by Ellen Thick,
an appearance by a first lady urging America just to say no, and a
child actor always asking what you talk about? Willis what year did Different Strokes
debut? What's you're talking about? Hilen M Yeah, I know, I'm
stumped on it too. I got two years in my head, but I'm
going with this one. There's clues in the question. Yeah, I know
clues. You read it again, please, you're good. No, I'll
read it again. It's just with a theme song written by Alan Thick,
an appearance by a first lady urging American Americans to just say no, and
a child actor always asking what you're talking about? Willis what year the Different
Strokes debut? Wait? The theme song was? Alan wrote that Alan Think
did a lot of theme song. I did not know that. I knew
he did a so, but I did a lot. They even had a
late night talk show, Thick of the Night. My cousin Tommy was his
assistant. Really yeah, personal assistant. Yeah yeah, yep. His son
was being babyst by Gretzky the day that Gretzky got traded from the Oilers to
the Kings. Really, Robin Think was being babyset by Wayne Gretzky because at
Alan Think he's Canadian. Yeah yeah, so they were good friends, all
right? Interesting? Next up? In what year did eminem and Mars Company
introduce the fund sized candy bar? What year? What year? So?
What we call mitches Oh your fun Size, Your fun Size pack a lot
is debuting in September of nineteen eighty three. How many episodes of Webster were
produced? That's a great show. Yeah? Well who is the football?
Uh? Yes it was? Do you know why it was I that wrote
it? What's from Webstern York? Stop? Yeah? I did not know.
Show's full a whole lot of information tonight? Yes it is. There
should be listening. Yes, I never know what you're gonna learn? Eight?
So wait? How many episodes? How many episodes of Webster were produced?
They should like that show? Yeah, I feel old now, she
says in nineteen eighty two, nineteen eighty three, eighty three, September of
eighty three. Oh, I screwed on the first one. I feel like
it was. Yeah, I screwed out to my first answer on the first
one. I believe it my first answer because I might be wrong. How
many episodes? Because that was after it? This one's from Mark What WrestleMania
featured Lord Littlebrook and Mister Tokyo teaming with King Kong Bundy to take on the
Haiti Kid, Little Beaver and hill Billy Jim. Which WrestleMania was that any
of the four midgets, the two big guys in a big match. You
actually know the answer to this? Well you you looked very confident, So
I will go with that. I bet he does. He's good with that
stuff. I don't know. Mark. If you put on a turtleneck and
a jacket with patches on the elbows, had a bottle of wine, you
walk He walked around with like a brief. You could go on to college
campus if be a professor. He doesn't. He kind of has a look.
It's nice and then he would talk and fucking off. Wait you you
certainly did not graduate. He would talk. That's your best friend by her
own account. Bridget the midget it's broke in the Porno in nineteen ninety nine,
has appeared in how many films? You know? That's answer too,
don't you? Actually? I either read that question talking about I couldn't look
that one up with my work laptop. How many? So? How many
films? How many films? Was Bridge the minget in am I supposed to
million? The yesses making all these up? And the last but not least?
On average? How many children are born with dwarf ism per year in
the United States? Wow? On average? Per year It's a tough question.
This is a number, no number. How many per year? How
many per year? I am even thinking about this. I can think about
it all night, not know the answer. Okay, back to the top.
What you talk about, willis what year to do different strokes debut?
Mark your TV I got eighty one. Yeah, I think you're probably right.
I said eighty four. Originally I said eighty. Switch at the eighty
four, I said eighty two. Nineteen seventy eight, seventy eight, seventy
eight. Wow, damn, okay, what you're Eminem's introduced the fun sized
candy bar. I have no idea, I said, nineteen ninety five.
I'm thinking that it was something way forty one. I said nineteen ninety eighty
seven, nineteen sixty eight, Wow, way up the fun size. I
don't remember fun size until I was come on. How many episodes of Webster
were produced? I said one hundred and ten. I said one hundred and
twenty five. I said twenty five because I said forty six, one fifty?
Mark again? Yeah. What WrestleMania featured Lord Littlebrook and Mister Tokyo teven
with King Kong Bunny to take on the eighty kid, Little Beaver and hill
Billy. I said three. I said, WrestleMania twenty two. I didn't
miss it. I wrote seventeen. I wrote seventeen marks and the whole of
three wo mark, rushing it two weeks in a row. All right,
wait, Bridge is the midget worn question? I bet your usition too.
How many sixty films? I wrote sixty six? So I wrote two and
twenty five fourteen sixty fucked it up? Seventy. Oh you should have stopped
at sixty nine. Yeah, yeah, and I had sixty nine? What
for good luck? How many children are born with dwarfism on average per year
in the uniteds? I I don't know. I don't even know what how
many are born a year? What are we three hundred million people in this
country? So? I said seventy five? I wrote three thousands. That's
one hundred and fift you're probably smart, smarter to go with those higher numbers.
But I'm going I don't know anybody who's ever had one one. I've
never. It's got to happen. So what's one thousand, four hundred,
twenty seven thousand dollars that makes that makes more sense? What'd you say I've
said one hundred and fifty. All right, you crushed. You were closest
to the pen on all them pretty much, well pretty much for the sixties.
Oh yeah, except for the sixty nine. That's right. That's true.
And the fun sensed and the fun You've never seen a fun size in
your life. You always go full sized. That's pretty much true. You
had a chance and can't cove I know, chocolate bar. Do you ever
regret that? On a maybe? Not? Maybe? Probably did? I
only regret it because it would have been a fucking great story to talk about
forever. Yeah, but you know, I don't know. I mean,
you know, we can all agree to let you talk about it now.
You just make that up? No, we know. Yeah, look,
I'm pretty sure I had the picture still. Oh that's great. Oh be
phenomenal to see that. Look, yes you took the picture. Yes.
Well, when Kevin texted me today saying yeah, no, when we were
talking about He's like, do you have questions for the midgets? And I
rattled off questions because I was so excited. You have questions? What?
What are your questions for what? In terms of what the rent to midget?
I don't think that's a real company, but we found it. Okay,
did you? But you didn't try to call? No, I guarantee.
What would your questions? Do you have legitimate questions? Yeah? No,
I was texting with him and I was like, Oh, it would
be what are your favorite bookings to get? What are the what's the wildest
requests you have ever been asked? Do you do this out of enjoyment for
entertaining people? Let me answer the midget, let me answer. I asked
the first question some voice voice, I wish you have the what is your
favorite booking ticket? My favorite booking ticket is a bachelor and bachelor at parties?
Okay, really? Why? Why? Because they bring donkeys? Okay?
And what is the wildest request that you have ever gotten? To write?
It? To write a donkey and stick American flag up his ass?
Okay, awkward Mark. This is this is like a lot of information.
What goes on inside that head? What is happening in there? Witnessing?
Do you do this out of enjoyment to entertain people or do you do it
just to pay the bills? Well, I'm not paying the bills doing this,
so just pure enjoyment, pure enjoyment. You know, there's people who
just like that entertain like I am just yeah, I mean, don't really
the one that's being entertained. He's not usually the one. Do we have
a like a midget dancing contest at BTV? Yeah, oh we almost said
midjor wrestling we did, did you really? I'm invested in that now I
can see this weird joy, great idea we're doing on Sunday during brunch.
Yeah, I have like a midget dance off brunch orde eating contest. What
do you mean eating contest? Like they have to try? Oh I was
siders eats more ways more than they do slider challenge. Put the play in
front room, they disappear. Where do they go their way through it?
Like a termite? All right, well, this will be interesting if this
comes to fruation. By the way, bands playing at BTV. You just
had me and the boys packed. Yeah, I'm sure you did. That's
a fun band and they do a great job. Some great bands there in
the last month. Yeah, just becoming like a regular. It would be
more just a wintertime thing. Yeah, Refebruary. Well it's smart because uh,
March springing a little bit, but yeah, it's so busy in the
spring. It's hard well Verity product on the patio, Vanny product on the
patio. About just ship stirring over there. All you're doing ship some gigs.
I told him I put him in there. Yeah to me, all
right. Four for Matt back from Mexico, from Mark who had his birthday,
almost got dumped and still couldn't pick up the midget. For Laura,
who's gonna be locked in the closet. For lawyer's closet, I don't know,
you'll have wine. For Kevin Muir, I'm Bill Moran. We'll see
you tomorrow.