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Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor
Chrysler Dots Jeep Brahm, It's Bilified the

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Bill Moran Podcast. Welcome, Thanks
for getting your pot on. Thanks for

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telling a friend that's how we spread
the word about the pirate ship. Follow

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us on YouTube at Billified. Laura's
in here tonight. How are you bringing

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all kinds of bank goods? Matt's
back from Mexico, Kevin's in and Mark

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Hillman celebrating a new position. Yes, these calgo Yeah, the reverse cowgirl

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speaking of that. Uh, we
we did get we did get gifts.

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We got gifts mail. Oh,
here we go. What we got gifts

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in the mail? You may open
up the gifts because they came. I

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was asked to wait until you were
here and have them open while you were

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here. I just figured it would
be easier to just is it the same

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guy, the same person? Yes? So you got snowballs? Are the

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freaking past? And you know why? You got snowballs are awesome? Yeah,

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Penis gummies, Penis gummies. There
you go, all right, right

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away? We have booby bites,
booby bytes, all right, and then

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there's an envelope here. Those snowballs
are I had those at Christmas? Are

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freaking they are good? Probably,
I don't I don't know what to say

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to that. I have no idea
what to say to that. The snowballs,

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what are those? The what is
it they're air fresheners. Right,

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yeah, but let me see is
that Laura? Uh, it's dick picks.

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It's Laura. Laura likes stick picks. So it's cartoon man. This

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guy really listens. Yes, they
had all these things made. Oh my

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god, it's an air freshener today, are fresh? I don't know they

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put They call themselves Stalker. It's
mart In the window, a big woman.

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Oh my god, that's great.
Watch off my Instagram? Are they?

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Oh see? And it says from
Stalker and they give the west Ridge

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Road. Yeah, it's the it's
the post office. Is that what the

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fire I looked up. It's like
the Fireman's it's the fireman environments. Yeah,

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well, there you go. Thank
you very nice. I appreciate it,

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very nice. There that's how that's
how those are. Yea. I

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will just say this, you make
an impact. When a listener is sending

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you things and creating things, you've
made an impact. That's that's impressive.

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I think I think we know who
this person is. You do I think

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we do? Oh? I don't
you know? No, no, damn,

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we're just agreeing on about everything to
know, you know. No,

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I don't think I know satisfact on
smells like locker your local MC me like

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sitting doing a split. Yeah,
my god. Then that that you should

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put that up in your car.
Don't don't yours. I don't want that.

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I believe for you. Yes it
was said for you. Yeah,

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thank you, Mark Mark Hammer on
penis coummy real quick, you can have

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the whole thing, don't you have
one? Try it? We'll pass the

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pus commies around peenus commies. No
one's eating that. Let me I have

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I have a question, commies.
I had a I had a chocolate th

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HC cocoa bean thing over the weekend. So I did one. It was

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five, I did two, it
was ten, and I'm going and then

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man, Sunday was like it was
like a rough one after that. That

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was my Saturday. That was but
that was I enjoy those. I like

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that. And it's not bad because
it's mel Oh, it's mild. There's

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usually no hangover, you know,
it's all right, that's all right.

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I'm not sure. So let me
ask you something. And I'll start with

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Laura because Matt and I we were
talking earlier today and I'm wondering, what's

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the how would you define a friend
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The acquaintance is someone that you just
know from passing a friend to someone

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who you would text, someone you
would text, yeah, that you would

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actually want to hang out with,
somebody you'd want to hang out with.

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I text a lot of acquaintances.
I don't have anything. I don't have

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any friends most of my people.
How would you define a friend? Then

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someone in a small circle. In
a small circle, yeah, someone who

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you can kind of rely on.
Yeah, yeah, But the acquaintances are

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everybody else. I feel like,
Okay, I do text acquaintances. Yeah,

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But if I'm it's just a weird
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It's a friend that I'm spending my
time with. Three time because I

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was thinking of about this, because
I go, boy, as you get

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older, you're who your friends are
become less and less, and mostly that's

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because you're in a relationship. You
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other. You would probably call them
your best friend. A lot of people

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do. Uh no, But I'm
just saying, like, but a lot

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of people do, and and so
that and and that makes sense. But

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you know, if you found yourself
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you're spending a lot of time alone
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and with somebody, so that that
friend circle becomes a little tighter and a

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little smaller. Would you do the
same would you say the same thing?

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Kind of think so yeah, because
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So what about like the fair weather
friend? Like this is where let me

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ask this how how did you know
when someone was a friend? What?

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What was it that they did that
it made you go Because every every relationship

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starts out like you get to know
somebody, you're hanging out out, you

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know, maybe you see them at
a couple different parties. Maybe all of

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a sudden they say, hey,
join us for this, and the next

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thing you know, you've kind of
got this budding friendship with somebody. I

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feel like if there's someone who you
want to be around and you normally you're

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bringing a friend into an existing friend
group already, So if you find someone

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who you think fits that group,
that's sort of how you can tell you're

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going to be a friend. It
could be a fair weather friend. If

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you have someone and you're like,
Okay, I like this person, but

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they're not going to mingle with some
of They're like a free trial subscription.

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They give you all their best features
up front, and then when push comes

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to stuff, they start charging.
I guess the effort too, like,

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well it does, Yeah, it
does. So that's true. If you

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exclude people if you know they're not
going to fit with your core group.

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No, I want to exclude someone, but I have some friends in one

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group that don't get along with other
friends, and so I will do things

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separately. Or as you have met
a friends, you have heard about a

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friend. Yes, she causes a
lot of drama. So when I am

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in bigger group outings, I do
not include her because I don't want to

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have a babysit. I'm not responsible
for other friends I like. I like

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to bring in people who you can
like, hang out with them, then

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leave them for a few minutes,
and their self sufficient they can talk to

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others. Is there a difference between
like like women and their friends and men

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and their friends. I feel like
with guys, I could not talk to

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one of my buddies. Even from
college. We could go a year,

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two years, and then you meet
up and it's like you never missed a

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beat. And I don't know.
I guess that's not really an in depth

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friendship, but I was there,
like if something happened, a parent passed

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away or whatever. Certainly you know, you showed up and you did the

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thing. But other than that,
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But I still think that that person's
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little more distance in there. When
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Divorce? Divorce? Divorce? For
sure? Yeah, when you learn who

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your friends are? When when the
ship hits the fan? Who's standing?

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Who's there? You lose friends with
divorce? Choosing sides? Or was it

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just cotton bait and getting out if
I did? I don't know. People

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like to start rumors. I don't
miss him, some of the people that

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we might have been a good thing. And yes, probably, yeah,

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yeah probably. I can't say that
that's wrong. No, that's probably true,

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because sometimes I go like, are
we expecting too much from friends as

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adults? I don't know, because
sometimes you know, you feel like you're

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you're including them and everything, and
then all of a sudden ships get shifty.

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Just how did this come up?
What were you talking about that this

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came up? I saw something Matt
had posted and I just was curious,

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so he and I talked about it, and we were just talking about friends,

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and I think it's adults as guys. It's it's it's different, and

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sometimes you're including people in things,
and then all of a sudden, when

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I don't know, they're either not
included or it's not a free ride this

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time, like, hey, I
didn't I can't pay for all the ticket.

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Whatever, they're out, they disappear, or if you find yourself in

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a tough situation there's no one around. I think is that fair? It

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might the guys this weekend, they
came in and one guy grew up with

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We were best friends in school,
we got out of high school. I've

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been over backwards to help him out. He need a loan, he needed

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this. I did it all.
Then the other friend I haven't talked to

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very much in probably three years.
You know, he got a girlfriend,

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disappeared. But again same idea,
Oh we picked all up. But now

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it's like, damn. You know, when there's a time where you might

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need something, you can't count on
those people. And I know those are

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the two guys I can definitely cannot
count on. That's disappointing. Told business,

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I've been sick. I'll be back. You know, my brother in

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laws a perfect example. I loaned
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Has not step footnet restaurant one time. There's well, there's reasons behind that,

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but oh there is. But she
doesn't work there anymore. I know

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he's just as I, but he
cheated on his fiance with one of the

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girls that worked for me. She
doesn't work there anymore. So he's embarrassed

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by the fact that he got caught. And I mean it's a different you

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know what I mean, it's yeah, but I don't know how that's the

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restaurant's well, I don't know how
exactly. Nobody gives a shit anymore.

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No one should. It's a different
everything. Everything's different now, so no

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one gives it. So this just
got to make all the holidays very well,

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not really see them anymore. You
know, it's okay, no I

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see him. Did he pay you
back for the ring? Yeah? It

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took him a long ass time.
I took He was supposed to pay off

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in three months. It took like
a year. Okay, Okay. I

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think there's like a maturity in the
friendships too. Because the feeling of being

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excluded. If I go out with
some of my friends. I hate if

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I get an Instagram message or a
text message from someone who like, well,

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why was that I invited? Why
would you ask that? Yeah,

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but why would you ask that?
Of God forbid? They come back with

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a really good answer like nobody likes
you, or you're annoying, or you

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you never you know, we all
split the bill, but you don't only

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want to pay for what you ate
kind of thing, and that's not our

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agree. I mean, those uncomfortable
things. What if you came back with

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an honest answer? Have you ever
No, I do come back with honest

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answers, And normally it's just like, hey, look, it was a

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situation that I thought that I really
wanted to see you with these two friends.

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I didn't want it to be a
big group thing. I wanted more

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of that small quality time with someone
or going to a concert. Like I

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went to the Journey concert the other
day and I just went with two girlfriends,

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and another one of them was like, well, why was I invited?

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And it's like, I mean we
kept it like a small little you

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know, and just the three of
us. Yeah, I mean I can

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understand, I guess feeling like you
were left out fomo, But I'm boy,

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that seems ballsy to ask. I
think it is like I would do

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more female than Yeah, man,
I don't think guys. Some guys probably

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go I said that, Matt one
time, I go, I go,

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don't invade anywhere. I wouldn't have
gone, but you still could. Yeah,

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well that's a little different. Have
you ever had to confront a friend

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over something like that, like confront
of a friend about you did. Yeah.

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I don't know, because sometimes like
we think of breakups the fiance,

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whatever happens, right, marriage is
your husband? Well, okay, all

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that, but do you ever have
a breakup with a friendship? And I

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feel like that's more like a female
thing. I feel like guys just let

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it fizzle out, just fizzle out, you know, and then if the

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person shows up, you're just either
cold to them or you just ignore him,

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right right. That seems like the
guys waiting, it seems like they

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just move the fuck on. I
think it depends on how deep your friendship

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is. Well. I always think
that women have a higher emotional iq than

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men, and there and that the
term closure. I very rarely am not

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going to say it's never happened,
because I don't know. But very rarely

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do men say I need closure.
I just don't. And I think women

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usually do say that, and I
do. I think you have a higher

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emotional IQ than men most Yeah,
And we don't tell and guys won't talk

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about like, hey, it's really
bugging me honest at times too, to

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each other. Yeah, Like,
what's the meanest thing a friend ever said

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to you? Oh? Come on, if nobody says something mean, there's

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no way it's not seared in the
frontal cortex of your brain. I can't

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think of things that people have perfect. I mean, I know that I

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there were people that spread rumors about
me shortly after I split up with my

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husband. Husband, Yeah, did
you confront somebody on those rumors? I

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did? Why because they were in
my house? So okay. So one

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of my neighbors okay said very shortly
after and started a rumor that there were

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different cars in my driveway all the
time. That was huh, they were

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my female friends. Like I was
dating for a while. But like one

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of my best friends, who also
was going through a divorce, got a

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different vehicle. It was an unknown
vehicle. Like, so, why would

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this neighbor be sticking their nose in
there anyway? Why don't you mind one

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of my ex husband's cowork but why
would they do their one? So then

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she came over to my house for
my son's birthday party, and I confronted

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her in front of everyone, and
it turned into a blow up fight.

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Really, like what happened? Now
about me? This is real Housewives of

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Webster. We didn't talk for like
two Now we're friends again, but like,

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I'm not going to let you spread
rumors about me that are ontrue.

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You you speak now, Okay,
here's the thing that I don't understand.

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Don't you have it? Don't we
all have it? No, it was

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my son's birthday party. Don't we
all have enough going on in our own

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lives that we don't need to go
looking and sticking our nose into somebody else's

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ship. But there's always you call
me a shitster all the time. There's

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always a ship stir but people like
the shitster. Okay, but ship stirring

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here by telling Matt you got fired
and you weren't coming in there. But

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I'm not gonna say it. I
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Yeah, we should start outside here
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go. I wouldn't ever. I
honestly got if my neighbor got divorced and

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I saw and the wife still had
the house and he had moved out,

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and I saw a bunch of different
cars in there, I may something say

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something to my wife if I'm married, But I'm not going to him going,

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hey man, a whole lot of
cars going in and she's pulling a

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train. I mean, I just
wouldn't do it. It's just it's none

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of my business. It's none of
my business. Cowork. Yes, yes,

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something, of course, because people
like to talk. We all like,

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we all like to talk. I
mean that's where I how many times

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have Mark and I in radio gone, hey man, you could tell nobody?

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Yeah, don't tell anybody, but
buddy, right do we not all

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do that? And then it and
shit gets around? And the thing is,

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it just proves my theory that we
never grow up. We just grow

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old, right, We stay kind
of that way, and that's sort of

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the way we handle it and stuff. I'm sorry to hear that with your

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stuff. And I hope I didn't
push. I wasn't. I just was

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an interesting thing. And I go
when you look at because to me there's

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only love and fear. Is really
as I get older, you realize in

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the world it's love and fear.
And a lot of times when people are

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mean to you or all of a
sudden disappear, it's because they're scared of

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something. It's just hard to have
to deal with that, because it's a

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very human thing. It's a hard
it's a hard thing to have to deal

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with. Well around that doesn't seem
like his style. I really don't miss

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him. Well, I don't know, dead yeah, dead way yeah.

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Well, Look, if somebody wants
to be in your life, they're gonna

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make time to be in your life. That's the thing. And I always

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I've said for for a long time, and I try to even say this

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to my kids. If someone the
best gift you can give anybody, I

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believe is your time. And the
only reason is none of us know how

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long we got, so we're choosing
to spend it with somebody because we enjoy

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them, especially a friend you choose
friend, family you're kind of stuck with.

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That's why I give you that gift
three times a week, see exactly,

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It's a gift times a week a
gift. It's a gift. It's

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a gift with everybody. The fact
that anybody wants to be sitting here,

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it's a gift. I kind of
you know, I enjoy it. I

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enjoy it. And you know,
friendships haves that are up ups and downs,

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and that's the that's the way it
goes. Should we ask? I

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don't know whether to bring this up
on the podcast or not, because it

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came up and I just just because
you are so naive, my friend,

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My friends live in some fucking fantasy. No present, man, you are

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the most naive person I've ever met
in my whole entire life that you are.

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When we were talking about my past
and stuff like that, you were

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just like, oh my god,
I didn't know that happened. Like what

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that you pay people? I don't
want to whatever you did. We've talked

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about the past and go back when
I first when I first started, when

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I first started stuff, Well,
I didn't know that that there would be

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people that would be willing to do
that. Although you don't know that maybe

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there's see That's what I'm saying,
though you're like, that's not that's not

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happening with Laura. It's not happening
can be dirt baggs. I mean,

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it's sounds like something I would totally
do. That's great. You know what,

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Let's take a moment and we'll come
back and we'll hear the story and

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everybody can decide if I was naive
or not. And I have a defense.

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I have a defense because I look
at things. I think a little

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differently than you, because you're single, high end. That's right. I

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forgive it. I was almost single. Oh yeah, we gotta get that

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story too. We got to hear
how that happened. How could you anyway?

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We'll get to all that because I'm
a dickhead, really that one.

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But first the TV wood fire,
peach and grill in the mall at Grease

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Range, Kevin for the second week
in a row. You got the chap

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chicken sat sandwich. That looks so
good? Is that holpeno peppers on the

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ban banana peppers? It's so body's
so big. You gotta eat what a

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fork? You can't just pick this
thing up. I'm eating the chicken off

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of it. So did I get
the Laura got the wedge salad, and

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I got I got the spinach and
mushroom pasta bread bawl. I got peanuts.

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I didn't even see that. I
didn't even see that on the special

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It's on the special menu, one
of the I mean because I saw the

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chicken Caesar possible. That was February. That was this month. Almost that

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for you tonight too, Yeah,
because I love the bread ball. I

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this is the last week. Yeah, I know it's the last week.

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So get in there and get it
the chili and the bread ball. Yeah.

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Yeah, we're supposed to get some
windy days the next couple of days,

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like forty five mile an hour winds. Thursday's gonna be twenty eighth degrees.

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Yea glass day. Come out and
get the chili in the bread what's

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that so I shouldn't take the water
off my pool tomorrow? And then I

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guess No, no chili and the
bread ball. I think it would be

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Uh, it's a delicient And if
you have if you've been unlucky in love

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this month, bTB has the love
potion. You go in there, What

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are you looking at me? He's
totally looking at me when he's doing this.

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He's looking Mark. You need a
little love potion this weekend? Yes,

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he did. But the love potion
I'm just thinking, if you had

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enough of those, you can get
a little more courageous. Maybe you would

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go up and ask somebody out if
you saw them at bTB, Or maybe

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you would pick up your phone while
you're sitting at bTB and call him and

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ask them to meet you for a
drink or something. Because you had the

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love potion, you get a little
more confidence. I see you know what

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I mean. It's got Bacardi coconut
cream on apple juice. May give you

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the confidence. It's all bt B
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the way, March coming up quick
and March Madness. Great place to watch.

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March Madness over the fifty TV,
right, I will take. I

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will even say this over football.
The March Madness that there was that whole

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weekend is like that whole is three
weeks. Yeah, that's the best tournament

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in sports. It is the best
tournament sports that I agree with. I'm

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wondering, you know, we should
I should bring up something that I haven't

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investigated fully, but some people are
saying they think that the athletes should start

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to start being put under contract because
it's almost the inability to coach and recruit

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because guys are transferring out of programs
and not because talking and not talking to

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coaches. So the coach thinks,
hey, I got my center, I

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got this, and all of a
sudden, my center's gone, right,

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or take any sport whatever. I'm
talking basketball, but they're saying they should

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we will take take that room for
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I set them up, by the
way, you said, Alfie and his

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wife, What do you mean accidentally? I was trying to get Wait,

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you were trying to get the chick
and you got Well. I didn't like

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it happened. We were just we
were just friends. And then does that

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happen a lot? Marks was all
of a sudden, and then you just

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set them up with somebody else?
Like have you done that before? Though?

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Like you were trying to hit and
but you get along so well,

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you're such a likable guy. They
put you in the friend zone. They

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leave you there. I put myself
in the friend They put you in the

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friend zone, Christine, right now, okay? And then do you then

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say, hey, I know a
great guy kind of Yeah, it's funny.

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No, we were all hanging out
and then she her mouf hit it

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off, so which I'm glad because
I like both of them. So yeah,

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that's that's all right. Uh So
Laura came. Kevin came in here

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and told Laura's story right away,
which he came. Let me ask you

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go ahead, Kevin, say what
I gotta get the context that I got

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it then, because you got the
different context that I did, you got

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the full story. I only got
three quarters of the story. Okay,

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because all right, well then let
me say what I got. What I

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got was I just signed my divorce
papers after two and a half years.

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My lawyer called me and invited me
over. Although this is the part that

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I wasn't picking up on until I'm
saying, I'm sticking to my story.

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I'm just saying a bottle. He
said, come over and have a bottle

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of wine with us. It's a
lot of wine. Usually most people say

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come over and have a glass wine. Well, three people, one bottle.

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I agree, I agree with you. Believe me as a whiny just

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because he's gonna give you the second
one. But have you ever said to

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somebody come on over for a bottle
of wine. Well, if I was,

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I wasn't trying to just be so
he said, come over for a

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bottle of wine. Meet my wife. Yes, and that's where the story

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stopped. And then and what and
you said, meet my wife because she

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may want you to organize our garage
because you're an organizer. Bye by your

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job. But that part wasn't in
my my telling of the story. And

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so what I said was, so
you right away went it's up for a

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threesome. And Mark right there,
and Mark jumped on it too and called

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me naive. You are naive.
You are a very naive person who's very

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worldly. Just so you know,
it's an oxymoron. But Anie, I

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just so. My point was I
knew that she just got divorced. The

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lawyer wants to, Hey, come
on over. It's been a long time,

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meet my wife. And here's what
I was thinking. And I didn't

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say at the time. I want
to make sure you can pay your bills.

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So we're gonna hire you to organize
Sacroassee. If you do good job,

406
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I'm gonna get your other jobs.
Just keep paying me. Was how

407
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,839
I took it. Do you know
if any lawyer ever who said come over

408
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:07,079
after the cases over after a settlement, and said come over and let's get

409
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,480
let's get let's get the drink in. Let me just say this, I

410
00:28:10,519 --> 00:28:15,119
haven't had the use of many lawyers
in my life. Uh, the lawyers

411
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:18,359
we know, Sir Q would never
do it. Uh, Connor Gregory would

412
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:23,839
never do it. Paranello, my
lawyer would paranello I think did yeah,

413
00:28:23,839 --> 00:28:27,680
but he always played to a different
drummer. Anyways, Well, there was

414
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:32,599
a guy when when we were when
we did the break room, it was

415
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:37,160
me and Danny and Tommy and uh, some guy calls up. We called

416
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:41,400
himself Limo Joe and we used to
have a whole song Cocomo. I did

417
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,599
you a Limo Joe? All right? So we used to play Cocomo and

418
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:48,960
Danny redid it to Limo Joe instead
of Cocomo. And he would list he'd

419
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,839
list all the places he's been on
one phone call. I got really mad

420
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:53,880
at us, and he's going,
I've been to Ka kun I've been.

421
00:28:55,079 --> 00:28:59,279
So we would, you know,
like in the song yeah Bermuda Bahama.

422
00:28:59,359 --> 00:29:03,599
So we did that. Sounds like
Joe, But Limo Joe had used paranello

423
00:29:04,319 --> 00:29:08,960
and when he couldn't pay, he
told us that Paranello would come over take

424
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:15,119
his truck and drive the truck up
to the casino in Niagara and then drive

425
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:18,119
back and he put the miles in
the gas. That was part of the

426
00:29:18,119 --> 00:29:22,160
payment. Sounds something sounds about ready
for Joe. I don't know. Joe.

427
00:29:22,279 --> 00:29:25,599
He lived with his mom too.
He's like forty okay, well I

428
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:26,720
don't. I don't know. I
think she finally passed away. The only

429
00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:30,680
reason he doesn't live with there now
now, yeah, he had the Limo

430
00:29:30,759 --> 00:29:34,000
company with a bigger scam, was
it. I'm pretty sure no lawyers ever

431
00:29:34,079 --> 00:29:37,359
come to their client and said unless
it's family, like, yes, it

432
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:41,960
marks my brother and he's my lawyer. That's a different story. He's my

433
00:29:41,079 --> 00:29:45,400
uncle. Different story. Now I
hate you guys because I'm you're a pretty

434
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,680
girl in your office. Hey,
come meet my wife and I and have

435
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:52,319
a glass of wine. It's not
what I thought. No, and I'm

436
00:29:52,319 --> 00:29:56,720
with you, I think and part
of the story in the secondary hang on,

437
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,599
don't talk. Turn that mic up
towards you little bit. There we

438
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,640
go, okay, I said,
I was like, yeah, I signed

439
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:07,279
my divorce papers today and then like
I was in my lawyer's office and he

440
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,720
was like, you should come over
and have a bottle of wine and you

441
00:30:10,759 --> 00:30:15,599
can meet my wife and like maybe
you can organize. I didn't you.

442
00:30:17,039 --> 00:30:19,599
I didn't get that she signed the
paper. She's free. Yeah, it's

443
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:26,200
the last time he's probably gonna series
swinging for defenses. I mean, you

444
00:30:26,799 --> 00:30:30,359
present a solid case. I like
to think that most people have been trained

445
00:30:30,359 --> 00:30:36,119
by Greg aren't working there like working
that way. I would think that sounds

446
00:30:36,119 --> 00:30:41,200
like sounds I mean, let's call
your lawyer and see what is I know,

447
00:30:41,279 --> 00:30:44,279
I can pay my bills. I
don't Yeah, I'll get you that

448
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:48,680
nice lump. Yeah, listen,
you wouldn't want me to take it out

449
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:56,519
in your risk. I don't love
some settlement. I don't. All right,

450
00:30:56,559 --> 00:30:59,640
Well, I was still on your
side. I still sort of am.

451
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,519
Like, this is just a guy
being nice, wants to introduce you

452
00:31:02,559 --> 00:31:07,759
to his wife. But Bill Cosby
introduced all the women too. I'm just

453
00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:11,480
saying, like Camille was home,
she was there, you know what I'm

454
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:14,599
saying. She was there when all
this stuff went on. He really just

455
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:18,799
wants me to organize his girls offer
wine for that. Wanted to organize somehow

456
00:31:21,519 --> 00:31:30,519
my sock and under. I mean
there have I have had clients that I

457
00:31:30,559 --> 00:31:33,200
feel very uncomfortable with and I won't
go back to those jobs. What I

458
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:38,279
can see that happen all absolutely that
time she cleaned B T B stop.

459
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:45,039
So you've been over at somebody's house. What what give me a tell me

460
00:31:45,079 --> 00:31:49,240
he was going to lock me in
his home as a joke, as a

461
00:31:49,319 --> 00:31:52,599
serious. Hey, listen, we're
going to lock the doors. We're going

462
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:57,000
to be gone. I took notes
in my phone that day of all the

463
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,960
creepy things that he told me,
so that when he tried to hire me

464
00:32:01,039 --> 00:32:04,759
again, I could say, this
is why I'm not going to come back

465
00:32:04,759 --> 00:32:07,519
and work with you. Notes.
Let's hear them. People to me?

466
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:12,680
Do you want to pull them up? It's absolutely you got them. It

467
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,960
was a note in my phone like
a while ago though. This is awesome.

468
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:20,119
So you heard this guy to Mark? What else happened? Can you

469
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,319
can you look in talk? I
know that sometimes I can't, So I'm

470
00:32:22,319 --> 00:32:29,400
not I'm not disparaging. I am
trying to right next to the dick pics

471
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:37,160
know what they are? Not extra, It's like going to thee. Yeah,

472
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:43,319
this is a while ago though,
but I was smart to keep all

473
00:32:43,359 --> 00:32:45,240
the notes of what he was saying
because that way. But now, was

474
00:32:45,319 --> 00:32:49,559
this a single guy? Yeah?
He was like a fifty year old single

475
00:32:49,599 --> 00:32:53,680
guy who I did a couple of
work with but lived on North Greece Road.

476
00:32:54,160 --> 00:33:01,119
He lives in quiet, but he
Yeah, he just started to really

477
00:33:01,119 --> 00:33:05,039
freak me out. And so there
was one day that I was working with

478
00:33:05,119 --> 00:33:07,839
him and are you alone when you're
doing this? Yes? Just me.

479
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:15,279
Yeah, I'm gonna have to find
these all right, don't worry about But

480
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:19,400
so what else happened? What other
things have happened? Have you had couples

481
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:23,839
get creepy with you? No?
No, not really just the guys.

482
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:29,480
Yeah, I mean I did have
I did have an older man who I

483
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:36,440
stopped working with because he told me
that women were derived from sin and that

484
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:44,079
the thought of sex repulses him and
change his diaper. How old was he?

485
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:47,960
Oh, he was old. He
was fifty two. No, he

486
00:33:49,119 --> 00:33:54,759
was maybe seventy. He was obsessed
with he had so many bibles. He

487
00:33:54,799 --> 00:34:01,759
was a hoarder. He was obsessed
with me. So I worked with Lifespan.

488
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:06,640
No, so I work with with
with Lifespan A lot? Ye a,

489
00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:09,039
gotcha? Okay, in contact.
That makes more sense because this guy

490
00:34:09,079 --> 00:34:16,119
isn't hired. No, this guy
it got heard through lifespan. He yeah,

491
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:20,400
he told me that his mom put
him in therapy when he was younger

492
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:25,760
because he was obsessed with the killing
of Abraham Lincoln and John Wilkes Booth and

493
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:30,440
his mom was terrified that he was
going to murder someone for notoriety. And

494
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:35,400
I am a single person in his
home and I'm like, so back to

495
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:43,519
my closet. This is insanity crazy
people out there. Yeah, okay,

496
00:34:43,639 --> 00:34:46,400
so the one weird guy walked out
on some jobs that you were doing because

497
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:51,039
of creepy craziness. No, I've
never done that, but like I've just

498
00:34:51,159 --> 00:34:52,079
said, I'm not going to come
back to you, but I make sure

499
00:34:52,119 --> 00:34:57,840
they pay their in voice first.
Uh. But the guy who told me

500
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:00,079
he was going to laugh me in
his house, he had a gumball machine

501
00:35:00,159 --> 00:35:04,519
of Barbie doll heads and he told
me, he's like, you look exactly

502
00:35:04,559 --> 00:35:08,360
like a Barbie doll. Okay,
that's a little creepy. That's pretty good.

503
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:12,480
Well, yeah, that's pretty creepy. That's very creepy. Now,

504
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,599
I don't think if you as creepy. You said, there's creepier than me.

505
00:35:15,639 --> 00:35:20,559
But you're not that. That's not
creepy, You're you're kind. You

506
00:35:20,599 --> 00:35:23,960
know what creepy is. Creepy is
like I talked about all my stuff.

507
00:35:24,079 --> 00:35:30,320
Creepy is the Christian guy that goes
to church. That's that's that's watching porn

508
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:34,360
on his wife. You know,
he's on the computer meeting girls and stuff

509
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,880
like that. That's the creep Well, you know, it's funny too,

510
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:40,440
is sometimes though, for women.
I think that there's some things a guy

511
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:45,639
who looks a certain way can get
away with, and then there's a guy

512
00:35:45,639 --> 00:35:47,079
who looks a different way. He
says the same thing or acts in a

513
00:35:47,119 --> 00:35:52,360
similar fashion, and she's he's a
creep but he's okay. Brad Pitt can

514
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:58,559
say a lot of things. Mark
not so much. Mark Mark Well Mark

515
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:00,119
was living the Brad Pitt what you
got it? I found it, okay,

516
00:36:00,199 --> 00:36:04,320
it was written. Some of the
other things. One thing was he

517
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:07,800
texted me asking me to come over
to his house on a Saturday night to

518
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:12,639
turn off his lights. Was he
home, I don't know. I was

519
00:36:12,679 --> 00:36:16,360
at my house. So then the
one day he said he was going to

520
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:22,199
lock me in that I smelled good. He was calling me, honey.

521
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:27,360
He asked me about porn and he
called me his weak little girl. Okay,

522
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,280
the porn and weak little girl to
me are the worst. Weak little

523
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,800
girl is really bad. Why because
did you not we're not able to lift

524
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:37,880
something heavier heavier than Yeah, I
believe that. So what was the context

525
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:43,360
of week? Yeah, we might
be is it looking for suggestions? Not

526
00:36:43,559 --> 00:36:45,719
w e A K. You're thinking
w e e K like my weak girl?

527
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:51,639
Oh yeah, like her mind can
be I think, I think,

528
00:36:51,639 --> 00:36:54,519
well, yeah, I get that. It's absolutely yeah. I mean he

529
00:36:54,639 --> 00:37:00,679
has. I stopped working with him, and it was maybe like six afterwards

530
00:37:00,679 --> 00:37:02,000
that he did text me and was
like, would you ever go out a

531
00:37:02,079 --> 00:37:05,880
date with me? I was like, whoa, oh, because you want

532
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:10,000
to lock me in your house?
Okay, locked the door? Will you

533
00:37:10,039 --> 00:37:14,880
go out with me? But there
was somebody who when I was working there,

534
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,199
a male friend of mine. I
would tell him that I was at

535
00:37:19,199 --> 00:37:22,599
this house and he had his address
because I was like, just engaged you

536
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:27,599
here from me? Right, did
you ever like any of these things?

537
00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:30,599
Because your job sometimes is in the
evenings and things. Right when a client

538
00:37:30,679 --> 00:37:35,599
comes home, comes home from work
and they want to yeah, I have

539
00:37:35,639 --> 00:37:40,719
a lot of people like teachers or
sometimes lawyers that they just like can't work

540
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:45,400
during the day. They want to
introduce you to their wife. I do

541
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:52,360
to their wife from like four to
seven pm, but actually organizes the wine

542
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,880
cellar well, because you know seven
pm right now is not going to be

543
00:37:54,960 --> 00:38:00,159
seven pm in a couple of months. But it's dark, right, So

544
00:38:00,199 --> 00:38:04,079
that stuff is. You don't have
any weapons, do you? You're not

545
00:38:04,119 --> 00:38:09,079
like registered to harry carry handgun or
something. Maybe consider I don't know the

546
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:15,400
state. Okay, the rape whistle
that works real well in the basement.

547
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:23,920
Yeah, that's exactly that. That
would not markin Mark lived like Brad Pitt

548
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:27,679
this weekend. It was his birthday
weekend. He was down at the wood

549
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:30,880
Casino turning Stone. Yeah. Do
you see a show too? No?

550
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:35,360
No, did you win? You
won? No? Only ship I thought

551
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,599
you. I thought I saw fifteen. Oh that was you with the fifteenth

552
00:38:37,639 --> 00:38:40,400
sets. I couldn't even know what
I always see. It's not a concert.

553
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:43,760
I just I just looked for the
people, and that's my show.

554
00:38:44,039 --> 00:38:46,599
Well, Mark had a show.
Mark almost got broken up without his birthday.

555
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:52,000
What did you do? Well?
Twenty one of us went that's a

556
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,639
lot. Yeah, we were all
in the same fall one room and hang

557
00:38:55,519 --> 00:38:59,719
on a second. Anybody here offended
that they didn't get the invite anybody up

558
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:05,039
today? What the fuck? No
one's gonna pull on a Laura's friends were

559
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,960
how could you go without us?
Okay, So everything was was great.

560
00:39:09,039 --> 00:39:13,159
Everybody loves her, you know,
and you know, she like person.

561
00:39:13,559 --> 00:39:16,440
She got my my girlfriend, she
got my friend's stuff for their birth There's

562
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:21,559
four of us they had birthdays,
and so she got them, you know,

563
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:28,079
like a Starbucks card. That's nice, very sweet, and everything was

564
00:39:28,079 --> 00:39:34,960
going great until well we all scattered
around, all scared. We all scattered,

565
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,079
We all went our own different ways
for were you with your girlfriend?

566
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:44,199
Was with her? And we were
sitting in this there's this place called Exit

567
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:47,599
thirty one. It's all the bars
that are inside the country bar, rack

568
00:39:47,679 --> 00:39:52,360
bar, dance bar. We were
sitting on the outside. They have a

569
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,559
bar outside so you can see all
these places. And while we were watching

570
00:39:54,599 --> 00:39:59,599
people, well, our phones weren't
working. They don't work there for some

571
00:39:59,679 --> 00:40:05,559
reason. So I wonder if they
do that on purpose. I was just

572
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:09,000
turning soone in November and yeah,
your phone doesn't work. No, I'm

573
00:40:09,039 --> 00:40:12,440
just wanting to get to they're afraid
of I don't know, some kind of

574
00:40:13,039 --> 00:40:15,639
sophisticated cheating of something I don't know. Go on. So if your phone

575
00:40:15,679 --> 00:40:21,039
in the casino, so I want, I'm wondering what the hell everybody is.

576
00:40:21,079 --> 00:40:22,880
I thought we were supposed to go
to the I thought we were going

577
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,960
in to the country bar or whatever. So we're sitting there waiting and waiting,

578
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,280
and she's like, well, go
She goes like, go fight,

579
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:34,679
go ahead, go find them.
She can't. She's still the hard time

580
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:37,599
watching. She had major operation was
a couple of months ago, four months

581
00:40:37,639 --> 00:40:44,320
ago, so you know, she
still is moving slow. So I cap

582
00:40:44,559 --> 00:40:52,639
I cop a fucking attitude. I
cop an attitude. And while I'm copying

583
00:40:52,679 --> 00:40:55,400
an attitude with her, I'm thinking
to myself, I am the biggest fucking

584
00:40:55,480 --> 00:41:00,880
asshole in the world. So she
she tells me that, you know,

585
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:04,639
she's gonna go back to the room
just to stay and go and go hang

586
00:41:04,679 --> 00:41:07,440
out, you know, and go
hang out with my with my friends.

587
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,480
And I'm not gonna do that.
I'm gonna go back with her. And

588
00:41:09,679 --> 00:41:14,400
you don't want to, but you
don't want to, you want to hang

589
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:17,400
out with your friends. Well,
yes, yeah, yes, oh yeah.

590
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:21,440
So I went back to the room
with her. We didn't we didn't

591
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:28,599
really say too much to each other. And uh so next morning, she

592
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,280
goes, do you want me an
apology? And I go, yeah,

593
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:34,960
I really actually do I go.
I go, I was wrong because I'm

594
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,639
mad. I'm not mad at her. I was frustrated with that whole situation

595
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,039
that was going on. It was
just, you know, frustrated. But

596
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,920
I knew what what I was doing. I knew right there. I felt

597
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:49,079
horrible that I was frustrated. Did
she say she almost broke up with you.

598
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,159
I don't know. She almost broke
up with me. She told me

599
00:41:52,199 --> 00:41:58,280
I could find a ride with somebody
else. She seems like she's pretty.

600
00:42:00,559 --> 00:42:04,400
You know, that's nothing. That's
nothing. What til you get her an

601
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:07,440
air freshener for her car? Yeah? Hang that air fresher there, that

602
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:13,440
would be very nice. Get pictures
of your cellphone. Yeah, tomorrow of

603
00:42:13,519 --> 00:42:15,840
the story is is that? I
mean, you know I made I was

604
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:21,079
a dickhead. Yeah, but that's
a that's the sign of maturity maybe on

605
00:42:21,119 --> 00:42:23,320
your behalf. No, it is
if you kind of because you recognized it.

606
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,920
You kind of knew it in the
moment and the next day. You

607
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:30,760
didn't even because normally I was not
I know, yeah right, I remember,

608
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:34,679
I remember Mark when he was one
of your better stories. No,

609
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:37,480
I was really left out. I
was really waiting for like she threw me

610
00:42:37,599 --> 00:42:40,800
out. She locked the door.
I couldn't get in. I had to

611
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sleep at somebody else's room. You
really need. Bellish is something. It's

612
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:52,559
not one of your better stories.
All right, we'll take a moment.

613
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,519
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So someone Don Henley's Dirty Laundry has
come out. Don Henley is suing because

657
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:34,559
somebody stole the lyrics to a couple
of songs. So one they stole the

658
00:46:34,599 --> 00:46:37,800
handwritten lyrics from a box he had
in his house and I don't know how

659
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:43,199
these people got access or whatever,
and he wound up buying it back because

660
00:46:43,199 --> 00:46:46,119
it ended up at an auction site
and he bought it back for I think

661
00:46:46,159 --> 00:46:52,039
he bought the lyrics to Hotel California
back for like eight grand, the handwritten

662
00:46:52,119 --> 00:46:57,000
lyrics that he wrote, so they're
his, but to get him he had

663
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,519
to pay him back. That's all
they went for, was a grand I

664
00:46:59,519 --> 00:47:04,480
don't know if they gave him a
break, I don't know, but he

665
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:10,559
yeah. So this was a testimony
an ongoing trial of rare books dealer Glenn

666
00:47:10,639 --> 00:47:15,039
Horowitz, ex Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame curator. This guy who worked

667
00:47:15,079 --> 00:47:21,039
there, his name was Craig in
Serati and another guy who was a memborabilia

668
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:24,400
seller are accused of scheming to sell
the original documents from when the band worked

669
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:30,239
on their hit in nineteen seventy six. Henley accused Ed Sanders, the writer

670
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:34,719
who wrote a biography about the band, of stealing the lyrics to Hotel California.

671
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:42,039
Sanders allegedly sold Henley's No Pads to
Horowitz for fifty grand in five before

672
00:47:42,079 --> 00:47:45,159
the dealer passed off the collection to
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame guy

673
00:47:45,159 --> 00:47:47,599
and some other dealer. Yeah,
and it says here Henley testified that he

674
00:47:47,639 --> 00:47:54,960
agreed to purchase the allegedly stolen four
lyric pages of Hotel California from this other

675
00:47:55,000 --> 00:48:00,920
guy, Kazinski on his auction website
for eighty five one hundred dollars in May

676
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:05,079
of twenty twelve. He said it
was a bitter pill to swallow. Now

677
00:48:05,199 --> 00:48:07,760
the lyrics for life and the fast
lamee popped up and they want twelve grand,

678
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:12,840
and he refused, so we went
to court. But things go oja

679
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,280
and just steal his shit back.
Well this is interesting, right, So

680
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:20,320
okay, so big deal. Don
Henley had lyrics stolen but it's the dirty

681
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:24,920
laundry that came out. What this
has to do with this case, I

682
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:31,320
have no idea. But they bring
up an incident that happened in nineteen eighty.

683
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:37,119
The band was breaking up and the
only people that knew that the Eagles

684
00:48:37,119 --> 00:48:38,639
were breaking up were they're inner core, like the guys in the band.

685
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:49,800
They hated each other. You're absolutely
right, So they have So Henley calls

686
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,559
over the roadies and stuff that worked
with the band, and they're going to

687
00:48:52,599 --> 00:48:55,119
start telling people. And he said
he was really depressed, so he called

688
00:48:55,199 --> 00:49:00,480
him madam. He knew, and
the madam sent over. He's like,

689
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,760
assume as all the roadies are leaving, there's a knock at the door,

690
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,679
and there's this pretty young woman.
He thinks he's twenty or twenty one years.

691
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:10,000
I see where this is going.
This is all coming out now.

692
00:49:10,159 --> 00:49:13,639
She had a bottle of wine.
Though it's all coming out now, And

693
00:49:14,119 --> 00:49:16,960
lawyer said organized lawyer, Yeah,
he said, I wanted to forget what

694
00:49:17,039 --> 00:49:21,159
was going on. I wanted to
escape the depression I was in. So

695
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:22,840
I made a mistake. I called
him madam, told her I wanted some

696
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:27,599
company for a few hours. And
a young woman arrived at my home dressed

697
00:49:27,599 --> 00:49:30,559
in a sharp black He's sitting there
now, and this happened November twentieth,

698
00:49:30,679 --> 00:49:35,920
nineteen eighty, So we're going back
forty years, right, right, Okay.

699
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:40,079
Once the roadies left his home,
the young woman he believes his twenty

700
00:49:40,159 --> 00:49:45,599
or twenty one, arrives, and
the two shared intimate details about themselves,

701
00:49:45,639 --> 00:49:50,199
including him telling her about the Eagles
split he was all bummed out about.

702
00:49:50,679 --> 00:49:53,440
And then they started using cocaine.
He said. We began to talk.

703
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:57,000
We had a little bit of wine. She asked me if I had any

704
00:49:57,239 --> 00:50:00,639
anything, if I had any cocaine. I said I did. We did

705
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:04,960
some of that. Henley testified that
he went to bed with the girl,

706
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:08,199
but said they didn't have sex.
By the way, the girl was sixteen.

707
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:13,920
Yeah, the girl was sixteen.
So why the fuck is this coming

708
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:15,599
out in court now when he's just
trying to get the lyrics back? Do

709
00:50:15,599 --> 00:50:19,159
you see what I'm saying? Like, I don't get the connection, but

710
00:50:19,199 --> 00:50:21,360
this all so he talked about it. He said, yeah, this is

711
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:28,119
all the stuff from his testimony.
I think yesterday or last week that I

712
00:50:28,119 --> 00:50:32,960
think the statue of limitations are over
because it was nineteen eighty. We're talking

713
00:50:34,159 --> 00:50:39,119
forty, so you know, whole
state different. I don't know what it

714
00:50:39,159 --> 00:50:42,960
is in California. He could.
I feel like he could because how many

715
00:50:43,039 --> 00:50:45,519
how long ago was Cosby doing stuff
and he just got well that was a

716
00:50:45,519 --> 00:50:51,559
bunch, but that's women coming to
sue him, and so this isn't I

717
00:50:51,639 --> 00:50:54,119
don't think this young lady was doing
anything. The fact that the lawyer brought

718
00:50:54,119 --> 00:50:58,760
it up, because I think so. What happened was the next day the

719
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:02,719
girl has a seizure, the sixteen
year old from the coke or whatever.

720
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:07,559
She has the seizure. So he
calls nine to one one nine. When

721
00:51:07,599 --> 00:51:09,760
one comes, they take They say
to listen, we can take her or

722
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:14,159
you can let her kind of,
you know, sleep it off here.

723
00:51:15,559 --> 00:51:21,239
Did he not get in trouble?
Then he did? He did because well

724
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:28,960
he did for prostitution. So he
I think according to the stuff I again,

725
00:51:29,079 --> 00:51:31,119
he has to admit all this,
this is something that happened so many

726
00:51:31,199 --> 00:51:35,039
years ago. You're trying to get
the lyrics back to the song that you

727
00:51:35,159 --> 00:51:39,920
fucking wrote that someone you open yourself
up to. This is the thing I

728
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:44,920
don't understand. Go back and find
everything about jun years class Holy shit,

729
00:51:45,199 --> 00:51:51,119
it's like run of her politics.
Yeah, wonder Henley's such a tick the

730
00:51:51,199 --> 00:51:55,360
lyrics. Yeah. Henley was asked
by the assistant district attorney whether he had

731
00:51:55,400 --> 00:52:00,199
found the escape he had been seeking
with this young girl. I mean,

732
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:02,519
that's kind of a dick thing to
go forty something years ago, and the

733
00:52:02,599 --> 00:52:07,159
rocker admitted he made a poor decision
that he continues to live with. Apparently

734
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:08,719
not. I wanted to forget about
everything that was happening with the band.

735
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:13,880
I made a poor decision which I
regret to this day. I've had to

736
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:15,239
live with it for forty four years. I'm still living with it today in

737
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:20,719
this court. Flares up every once
in a while. Yeah, he said.

738
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:22,199
When we got up in the morning
here to crash from the bedroom and

739
00:52:22,199 --> 00:52:25,360
called nine one one when he realized
she was having a seizure. The fire

740
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:30,000
department arrived and told him that they
either had to take her or she could

741
00:52:30,039 --> 00:52:31,800
stay in his care, he said
on the stand. When the girl woke

742
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:36,360
up later in the day, he
told her to call for someone to come

743
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:39,119
pick her up, and when her
ride arrived, police were at his door

744
00:52:39,199 --> 00:52:45,199
and arrested him. So I think
he was arrested for solicitation or he couldn't

745
00:52:45,199 --> 00:52:51,639
get the girl a taxi cheap.
Fuck, I don't know this is I

746
00:52:51,639 --> 00:52:53,920
mean, Eagles were breaking up.
He didn't realize, Yeah, that solo

747
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:58,360
career. But the thing, it's
just amazing to me that that all comes

748
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:02,880
out in a court story now for
over lyrics years later, forty four years

749
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:07,400
later, the lyrics are the original
ones. That's a great question. I

750
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:09,480
don't know. I'm writing new ones
saying he's an original one. I I

751
00:53:09,519 --> 00:53:13,159
wouldn't know. I'm sure there's got
to be a way to authenticate it.

752
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:16,280
Somebody has to unless there's you know, unless he signed it and dated it.

753
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:21,559
I can't even even that you're right, right, because you could probably

754
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:24,440
find paper that's aged and right,
you know, all that shit. But

755
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:28,280
supposedly they took it out and he
was going to pay the twelve grand,

756
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:30,400
and I, holy fuck, can't
pay the twelve grand? Shut up?

757
00:53:31,079 --> 00:53:35,360
Right? You want good? You
want to relive all that stuff, and

758
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:37,679
all of a sudden, now you
know you were with a sixteen year old

759
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:40,360
and there's no way you didn't have
sex, right, right? Come on?

760
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:45,119
Yeah, you're all it's a wine. Yeah, you're that's a recognize

761
00:53:45,119 --> 00:53:51,079
your closet. That's that's a recipe
for a threesome. He does need a

762
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:58,039
lawyer is probably there? Want what's
he want these damn lyrics for so bad?

763
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:00,519
I don't know. I I don't
know. I don't know. If

764
00:54:00,519 --> 00:54:05,360
you don't want Did they sell their
catalog A lot of these bands now should

765
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:09,320
their catalogs. But I don't know
if he paid for profit? Knowes something

766
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:13,440
profit of his there's something he wrote, Yeah, yeah, there's something you

767
00:54:13,559 --> 00:54:15,719
created. Rather do that than rehash
what happened? Well, the rehash of

768
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:20,760
what's happened when nobody knows it and
it's splashed all over newspapers and you know,

769
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:23,360
websites and everything, and I don't
know how many people even carry you

770
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:25,920
go out. It was forty four
years ago. But it's kind of like,

771
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:30,079
here's the thing, we had this
for a different time. Well,

772
00:54:30,199 --> 00:54:34,599
I was just gonna say we had
this thing kind of the other day where

773
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:37,599
uh, it was something in the
local news and the mom's going, it's

774
00:54:37,599 --> 00:54:40,719
not like it was thirty years ago
when you could just let your kids go

775
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:45,480
outside and I go hold on a
second home on a second thirty years ago

776
00:54:45,559 --> 00:54:47,880
was nineteen ninety four, and it
was pretty bad. I mean, a

777
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:52,280
horrible thing happened here kaylee An Polton. That was a horrible story where this

778
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:55,760
young girl did snatched and in find
her forever and when they did, you

779
00:54:55,760 --> 00:55:00,320
know, it was on Humboldt Street
and she had been murdered. But those

780
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:02,039
happened even when we were kids.
That's what I'm saying, And I go,

781
00:55:02,199 --> 00:55:07,760
I feel like, actually, now
something like this has a less likelihood

782
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:10,800
of happening. I don't. I
think people are somebody goes missing at sixteen,

783
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:15,159
sixteen year old's missing, that we're
looking for those sex trafficking with their

784
00:55:15,199 --> 00:55:20,559
cameras everywhere from ring doorbell to everything. I almost feel like it's a safer

785
00:55:20,639 --> 00:55:23,239
world now for that kind of stuff. Now, somebody wrote me last night

786
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,760
going, you don't have daughters,
and you have no idea what it's like

787
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:30,119
to have little girls and how much
you worry and guys, and you know

788
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:34,440
it's just your creepy story. It's
alone. I think there may be some

789
00:55:34,559 --> 00:55:40,599
validity to what this Mark Hillman,
Well, I didn't. I just I

790
00:55:40,599 --> 00:55:45,079
don't know, but it feels like
we're a little safer now and nowadays,

791
00:55:45,199 --> 00:55:46,679
like if it's sixteen year old's missing
or drops out of school. Well,

792
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:51,639
someone's keeping an eye beyond the parents. Yeah, with the cell phones and

793
00:55:51,679 --> 00:55:53,000
everything else. I know, yes, that's what I'm saying. That's the

794
00:55:53,039 --> 00:55:57,880
social media. Social media is out
there, yes, right, And you

795
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,599
don't think like back in the day, if this girl was hanging out is

796
00:56:00,639 --> 00:56:04,920
Don Henley's house, there wouldn't be
all of a sudden the look who I

797
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:10,119
am? You know exactly Don Henley's
else. It just it just feels like

798
00:56:10,159 --> 00:56:14,280
that would be the thing. Hey, I learned something else this week.

799
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,920
Come completely off topic. I just
saw the draft died at the zoo,

800
00:56:17,639 --> 00:56:22,880
and some people started asking encephalitis,
which means your brain swells. That happens

801
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:27,199
to humans, happens, and so
the brain swells and then wound up cos

802
00:56:27,199 --> 00:56:30,440
and stuff. I don't know how
big a draft brain is, but people

803
00:56:30,519 --> 00:56:32,559
somebody wrote a Channel ten, what
do they do with the bodies? What

804
00:56:32,559 --> 00:56:37,039
do they do with the dead animals? And someone from the zoo goes,

805
00:56:37,119 --> 00:56:39,599
we're not telling you. It's because
there was rumors that they would actually take

806
00:56:40,119 --> 00:56:45,199
and feed some of them. Well
damn it, I wish they would if

807
00:56:45,199 --> 00:56:47,920
it didn't die of something. Yes, that was that could also be spread,

808
00:56:49,159 --> 00:56:52,920
they would let it go to the
lions. I wonder if they would

809
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:57,440
donate it to Cornell. I think
they tell you, if they would tell

810
00:56:57,480 --> 00:57:00,360
you, so you know why they
say they don't, it's because they go,

811
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:01,480
do you cremate them? Can you
do what? And they said,

812
00:57:01,639 --> 00:57:06,719
we always are very respectful. Some
we we bury. And the reason we

813
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:09,159
don't want to say is because some
of these are exotic animals, and we

814
00:57:09,199 --> 00:57:13,159
know poachers will come and dig up
the bones or try to find one.

815
00:57:15,639 --> 00:57:20,519
That's why they don't. But I
thought, why not feed take the baby

816
00:57:20,559 --> 00:57:24,079
giraft? It's probably like veal?
Do you know what I'm saying? Come

817
00:57:24,119 --> 00:57:35,280
on, do you like? Yeah, it's tender, it's it's delicious,

818
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:40,000
special bt B and aprons just like
the animal get torn apart. Yeah,

819
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:44,119
don't you think now? I said
to somebody said to me the other day

820
00:57:44,119 --> 00:57:45,360
that now, would you make it
a private show or would you be able

821
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:49,840
to go ahead and do it?
You'd have to be a private show.

822
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:54,519
Well you know, let me.
I believe the Seneca Park Zoo does have

823
00:57:54,559 --> 00:57:59,280
a nod for profit uh handle somewhere, and they do need to make money,

824
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:05,480
So why not I go to the
zubilation every year. What the zoo

825
00:58:05,519 --> 00:58:09,639
Belation. It's the zoo's fundraiser.
They're like biggest fundraiser, the people that

826
00:58:09,719 --> 00:58:15,519
will spend money for those behind the
scenes experiences with the animals insane. Oh

827
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:19,360
what you mean, like with the
orangue tanks or something. Yeah. I

828
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:22,400
always look at the irangan and you
can humble monkeys. I look at the

829
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:24,760
orangue tangs and they look that I
swear to god, they look like my

830
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:30,559
uncle. Do you know that marks
band from the from the zoo stop?

831
00:58:30,119 --> 00:58:37,360
I went for the first time last
summer. What happened? Well, remember

832
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:39,719
the you're off from here, but
there's an old orangu tang that used to

833
00:58:39,719 --> 00:58:44,400
be here. He was there for
years. And I stood at the thing

834
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:46,320
going like this to them, right, yeah, so he flipped me off.

835
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:51,719
So he flipped me off and there
was a there was a bustle of

836
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:55,440
a third graature. Is the true
story, as I know. Were you

837
00:58:55,559 --> 00:59:00,800
driving the bus? Yeah, when
I was, when I was seventeen.

838
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:04,239
So wait, you're flipping them off
and they kicked you out of the zoo.

839
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:07,280
Well, because the third the third
grades are coming, he's flipping off

840
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:09,400
the third grades. So I guess
he's flipping. You gotta go, and

841
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:14,079
they go you're banned from the zoo. So I never went back until like

842
00:59:14,199 --> 00:59:16,119
last year, I went. I
went back for the first time. Off

843
00:59:16,159 --> 00:59:20,360
again. No, I didn't even
go near him. I don't even want

844
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:22,440
to see him. Well he's dead, monkeys are all gone. Starts jumping

845
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:27,840
around like, well, right,
he's dead. He died, and I

846
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:30,880
felt really bad to did that.
When he died. Well, somebody said

847
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:35,639
to me that roadkill. You can
call the zoo and say, hey,

848
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:39,079
there's a freshly killed deer and they'll
bring it, allegedly to the zoo.

849
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:45,360
And a lot of deer that get
killed in Seneca Park right outside the zoo

850
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:47,880
they bring in and let the lions
eat it. I've never heard that.

851
00:59:49,039 --> 00:59:52,039
I would think they would cremate him. I don't see that. I don't

852
00:59:52,039 --> 00:59:54,599
know. This is what I was
told because I was with a guy who's

853
00:59:54,599 --> 00:59:57,760
a professor at Saint John Fisher.
He goes, yeah, I call up

854
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:00,039
and sometimes the zoo will take it. And I went, how does nobody

855
01:00:00,039 --> 01:00:05,320
ever talked about the zoo. You
don't think somebody would say one thing about

856
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:08,760
what I'm dying to know. I'm
dying, remember you call the zoo,

857
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:16,960
I mean to feed the lion.
See. I didn't ask follow up questions,

858
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:21,559
but this was like, here's the
thing, though, reputable guy,

859
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,239
he has a PhD. I just
believed him. If you're telling to be

860
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:35,639
somebody visits you want to the lions
press toward you think it's a line of

861
01:00:35,639 --> 01:00:38,840
bullshit that they would take it to
the zoo and let the It didn't sound

862
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:43,800
like bush to me, I've never
heard. I didn't either. I didn't

863
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:45,519
either. That is less likely than
a lawyer trying to have a three some

864
01:00:45,639 --> 01:00:51,239
of the bottle. You I think
that, but I thought, I like

865
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:53,480
this, and I hope they do
because to me, even with the giraft

866
01:00:54,159 --> 01:00:59,039
giraffe, if you cremate the giraft, we want to say we want to

867
01:00:59,079 --> 01:01:00,599
cleaner planet. You just put a
whole bunch of smoke in the air.

868
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:06,679
We're not feed. Let's test tonight. I call the zoo. I'm friends

869
01:01:06,679 --> 01:01:10,039
with the animal control officer. Name
is Steve Pringle. I'm texting him right

870
01:01:10,039 --> 01:01:12,920
now to see if he's ever heard
of it. You see, if Steve

871
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:15,360
Pringle, if we can call him, see if you can share to call

872
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:19,440
the zoo. No, it's eight
o'clock. So no, you know what

873
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:22,000
he said, they're gonna they said
the article. They weren't going to tell

874
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,639
No, they do say, we're
not going to tell you what we do,

875
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:28,719
and they blame it, well,
it depends poachers, and they say

876
01:01:28,719 --> 01:01:30,519
everything we do with the animals is
very respectful. I'm sure it is.

877
01:01:30,559 --> 01:01:38,440
What they send to the zoo was
it was it your buddy, this was

878
01:01:38,599 --> 01:01:42,920
a question, and then that someone
wrote in the question, and so then

879
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,599
the dudes went to try to find
the answer. I don't know. They

880
01:01:45,599 --> 01:01:47,119
didn't say, they didn't attribute it
to anybody. Was an article. It

881
01:01:47,159 --> 01:01:54,960
doesn't all right, the right,
but the reporter Roadkill is the one that,

882
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:59,440
Yeah, I don't know, they
have to answer that question. I

883
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:01,480
would like to sort this at the
zoo over there. You know, over

884
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:06,280
the last thirty years, nobody says
what happens, but they death. I

885
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:09,599
feel they probably I can't say anything
I know, and I feel you couldn't

886
01:02:09,599 --> 01:02:13,280
see them, road Jill, because
you don't know what that thing's got you

887
01:02:14,159 --> 01:02:19,320
first. That's they're all valid things. I didn't. I feel like they

888
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:22,239
just creamate them. So I feel
like, okay, that makes sense.

889
01:02:22,599 --> 01:02:27,480
Sometimes somebody said that if it's fresh
ord killed, they've cut mean out of

890
01:02:27,519 --> 01:02:30,599
it and send it to her a
butcher. I remember Gussie one time she

891
01:02:30,719 --> 01:02:34,840
made me pull over and freaking put
a raccoon in the back and my shot,

892
01:02:35,159 --> 01:02:38,000
yes, stop, yes, ask
And she did it for we and

893
01:02:38,039 --> 01:02:42,119
time. He I think did it
forward too. I had Gussy over for

894
01:02:42,159 --> 01:02:44,760
Thanksgiving one year and she had her
teeth out, and my oh, this

895
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:47,000
was just a baby and she was
trying to have a race with him and

896
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:51,519
eat the chicken because neither one of
them had teeth. And she's sitting there

897
01:02:51,559 --> 01:02:54,199
just coming away, and my father's
like, like, what is happening here?

898
01:02:54,599 --> 01:02:58,280
What's going on? That would have
been great if she came in with

899
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,639
raccoon pi or something still, that
would have been that would have been the

900
01:03:00,639 --> 01:03:05,119
best. That would have been,
like she wants some meat? Oh yeah,

901
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:07,840
I have to find out now because
I I thought for sure, and

902
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:12,400
I've been telling people to go,
hey, has anybody heard of this?

903
01:03:12,559 --> 01:03:14,840
The zoo taken? And they was
like, no, I never heard of

904
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:16,719
It makes a I would have never
thought to ask that either. Once again

905
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:22,599
naive, Once again naive, But
doesn't it make sense? That's more plausible

906
01:03:22,639 --> 01:03:30,679
as much as there is nobody the
zoo is not going and picking up roadkill.

907
01:03:30,119 --> 01:03:34,920
On freaking do he a venue?
I mean, come out? I

908
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:36,960
know, guy, we'res security there. Should we call it? Maybe he

909
01:03:37,079 --> 01:03:40,440
might not wear the zoo you do, I work with him? All right?

910
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:44,760
Well, I want to see if
this guy calls back for the fair

911
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:46,079
Port. Well, we'll get an
answer by next week. If you know

912
01:03:46,079 --> 01:03:52,360
what Google on next week, Cordner
Google. They test him so they have

913
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:54,679
a permanent record, and then they
cremate him. That's a Cordner Google.

914
01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:59,960
Oh okay, the road kill,
Well, just an animal dies in the

915
01:04:00,039 --> 01:04:05,719
zoo. Zoo, yes, and
they do say creamate conversation. No,

916
01:04:05,719 --> 01:04:09,000
no, no, no, that's
all right. He's all right. I

917
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:11,960
get it. So I don't know
what happens with the roe kill, but

918
01:04:12,199 --> 01:04:14,840
I'm curious to find out. You
are four questions behind. Come on,

919
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:16,920
they said, the giraffe is you
know, the larger animals. They have

920
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:21,840
to They have a company that comes
in that specializes it disposed of animal remains.

921
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:26,480
Yeah, they do cremation, burial, and composting. Okay, what

922
01:04:26,519 --> 01:04:35,480
do you think. Maybe it's it's
a fresh veal tree. That's terrible.

923
01:04:35,519 --> 01:04:42,360
That's the dear yesterday, Uh,
some guy went in this This is I

924
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:45,639
don't know if this is where your
relative, how you would feel about this.

925
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:47,199
It is probably one of the stupidest
things you're going to hear today.

926
01:04:47,199 --> 01:04:51,480
That's here on Wade News Midday on
Olivia Russell and for Shannon Cogan New on

927
01:04:51,599 --> 01:04:58,000
Midday and Indiana man is arrested for
criminal trespassing after a luxury car dealership turned

928
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:02,320
down his multi million dollar check.
Okay, multimillion dollar checks. He walks

929
01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:08,599
in with multimillion dollar checks or Jellis
explains why in this Wave News alert.

930
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:12,639
Yeah, I Levia, Well,
this all started yesterday morning at the Porsche

931
01:05:12,639 --> 01:05:16,400
dealership on Bowling Boulevard in Saint Matthew's. That's when police a twenty one year

932
01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:21,920
old Connor Litka of Bloomington, Indiana. Twenty one year old kid walked into

933
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:28,079
that dealership to buy a Porsche with
a check worth seventy eight million dollars.

934
01:05:28,199 --> 01:05:34,800
Yeah, I need some change on
that. It's like, what did you

935
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:39,400
say? Do you want the company
or the car? Should I get you

936
01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:43,039
the diamond encrusted cup holders? What
are we doing here? When the people

937
01:05:43,079 --> 01:05:45,079
at the dealership told him they weren't
going to sell him the car. Litka

938
01:05:45,119 --> 01:05:49,960
allegedly walked around to a back entrance
of the dealership to look for car keys

939
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:54,559
and said he wouldn't leave until he
got his car. Well, dealership employees

940
01:05:54,599 --> 01:05:58,920
called police and he was arrested for
criminal trespassing and disorderly conduct. And through

941
01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:01,599
their investigation, please actually found out
he tried to do the same thing at

942
01:06:01,599 --> 01:06:06,320
a land Rover dealership the day before
that time using a twelve million dollar check.

943
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:11,840
Olivia, I thank you. He's
got to be on drugs or or

944
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:16,119
mentally challenged in some way, really
challenge. If you're like twenty one years

945
01:06:16,159 --> 01:06:19,960
old, then I mean you probably
there's a chance you live at home.

946
01:06:20,119 --> 01:06:24,639
I'm going, I don't know,
what's the crazy In all your years of

947
01:06:24,679 --> 01:06:30,599
working in the hospitality business, what
is the craziest thing that a customer tried

948
01:06:30,599 --> 01:06:33,199
to do or actually did? Is
there anything did they ever try to pass

949
01:06:33,239 --> 01:06:38,559
off a fake? Did you ever
see like someone cut the corners of a

950
01:06:38,639 --> 01:06:41,920
dollar bill and put hundreds in?
There's all kinds of different things. I

951
01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:44,440
mean, I've seen tried to do
counterfeit, obviously, that's what I mean.

952
01:06:44,519 --> 01:06:47,239
Yeah, we taken some fake hundred
dollar bills you have, yeah,

953
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:50,239
and not known. Well, you're
working so fast, how can you how

954
01:06:50,239 --> 01:06:53,760
can you tell? I mean to
me, that seems so very unfair.

955
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:57,440
But that too that though sometimes you
don't even know, like I've got a

956
01:06:57,480 --> 01:06:59,480
counterfeit, I don't. I wouldn't
know if I had a counter of hund

957
01:06:59,519 --> 01:07:01,639
dollar bill in myti loon. Of
times they do with tens and twenties because

958
01:07:01,639 --> 01:07:06,960
it's less obvious. Yeah, wow, learn that nothing really crazy. No,

959
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:11,320
I would think in the hospitality business, not other than demand twelve million

960
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:15,280
dollars check, you'll probably make sure
it's good going. First of all,

961
01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:19,280
I want a blue light and here's
a check for twelve Can I get change?

962
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:25,400
I know? I bet I bet
you the upper end Porsche maybe would

963
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:28,239
go for a million, but most
of those are not. I bet you

964
01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:32,079
that guy hit somewhere with a much
smaller check thousand dollars, one hundred dollars

965
01:07:32,159 --> 01:07:35,880
check, he'd probably hit, and
it just escalate it up. It's like,

966
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:38,960
if I could hit for a thousand, why can't I hit for twelve

967
01:07:39,239 --> 01:07:43,079
million. It's like pushing. It's
a little greedy. It's a little push.

968
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:46,320
After they get greedy he's start with
it. Always walks here, always

969
01:07:46,599 --> 01:07:49,760
look at look at every middle aged
woman that's doing that accounting that's just been

970
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:53,440
taking. You know, you start
with one for me, two for you.

971
01:07:53,559 --> 01:07:55,239
The next thing, you know,
yeah, next thing, you know,

972
01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:57,880
it's five hundred and fifty thousand.
You know, your lawyers inviting me

973
01:07:57,880 --> 01:08:00,000
over for a bottle of wine to
celebrate your divorce and meet his wife and

974
01:08:00,119 --> 01:08:04,039
organize his closets. Now you're starting. Now, you're starting to come out,

975
01:08:04,679 --> 01:08:10,639
coming around because you could have been
relentless and I it's the bottle of

976
01:08:10,719 --> 01:08:15,479
wine. But what we learned today, I'm gonna recap, Okaya recap we

977
01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:23,399
learned to Bill today, well two
times. And he believes that the zoo

978
01:08:23,399 --> 01:08:28,039
picks up road kill. Somebody said
to me, I think that that happens.

979
01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:33,840
I think that happens. Yeah,
well they pick it up and maybe

980
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:38,960
they bring it to the zoo.
We got a fresh one right here,

981
01:08:40,119 --> 01:08:43,319
and uh that's it. I had
a baby deer get hit right. I

982
01:08:43,359 --> 01:08:45,640
lived on the corner and it was
just it was right out laying there,

983
01:08:46,199 --> 01:08:51,000
and so I called no, I
was gonna put one of those balloons.

984
01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:57,039
Sorry for your loss. Yeah,
yeah, we're gonna do that to the

985
01:08:57,079 --> 01:09:00,479
tree that market when he was drunk. You're gonna get a don't get it

986
01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:04,720
balloons and tie it to the tree. The tree did a lot better than

987
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:08,720
his car did, that's for sure. No, but I called, and

988
01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:11,720
I think it was like a day
and a half before they came out,

989
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,560
and I was trying to keep the
boys from away. They were like four

990
01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:16,800
and five. I'm like, this
will be traumatic or they'll be trying to

991
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:20,039
wake it up. Hey, wake
go first. I first started on the

992
01:09:20,079 --> 01:09:24,520
bus. We're driving down Lompond,
right, Yeah, in some truck.

993
01:09:25,159 --> 01:09:28,600
It's a deer, right, everybody. All of a sudden, the deer

994
01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:30,960
goes over and you see it laid
down and blood starts coming out of it.

995
01:09:31,279 --> 01:09:35,439
And all the kids saw it.
Yeah, they are all they all

996
01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:40,439
watch Bamby Bambi dies part. I
don't see it over blood coming out of

997
01:09:40,439 --> 01:09:45,079
his fucking eyes. No, but
real life, Well see now, now,

998
01:09:45,119 --> 01:09:48,880
I do want to I do wonder
this if that happened when we were

999
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:54,159
kids and I had a long school
bus ride. I was like twelve miles

1000
01:09:54,159 --> 01:09:56,920
from my school and it took like
a half hour on these country ass roads.

1001
01:09:57,880 --> 01:10:01,319
Forty five minutes maybe, and uh
uh, if something like that happened,

1002
01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:04,359
you know, it would be something
that would kind of sear it in

1003
01:10:04,399 --> 01:10:08,439
your brain as a kid, right
that you saw that. But I could

1004
01:10:08,479 --> 01:10:11,520
see now where some parent would be
calling school. Why didn't you tell us

1005
01:10:11,560 --> 01:10:20,680
this happened? If the kid tells
you how, I have animated calls from

1006
01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:26,000
the school. Hey, little Johnny
and Joey's they all saw this. Deer

1007
01:10:26,039 --> 01:10:29,079
get exploded. You got to love
those I don't. I don't get it.

1008
01:10:30,399 --> 01:10:32,800
That's the part of the parenting thing. I don't understand. You're absolutely

1009
01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:35,199
right there where you need to know
everything, like you got to be on

1010
01:10:35,239 --> 01:10:39,039
top of everything. My son sug
yeah. I mean, look, if

1011
01:10:39,039 --> 01:10:42,560
my kid came home and said that
happened, I may try to verify the

1012
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:44,680
story a little bit and go,
all right, well, it's part of

1013
01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:46,439
life. I'm sorry you saw that, but you know, I'm glad everybody's

1014
01:10:46,439 --> 01:10:48,880
okay. That's why we need to
be careful with deer. I don't know,

1015
01:10:49,239 --> 01:10:51,680
put a deer whistle on your car, on your bicycle. We'll put

1016
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:56,520
deer whistles and we never hear,
which I don't think work anyway. All

1017
01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:59,560
right, we'll take a moment,
the closest to the pin. I'm very

1018
01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:02,720
excited about this. Mark wonder last
week too, I have more crushed died.

1019
01:11:03,159 --> 01:11:11,439
Uh, you're so disappointed by I
was very disappointed. I think that

1020
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:15,319
was his birthday. Uh is this
if you want me to? No,

1021
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:20,399
he did want a special one.
They told me all about midget stuff because

1022
01:11:20,399 --> 01:11:27,520
of Mark's one time almost encountered with
a little person. I did meet somebody

1023
01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:30,880
in Cancun. It was four four
eight or four nights. That's considered a

1024
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:32,359
midche She's considered midget in her state. I forgot about that when you asked

1025
01:11:32,359 --> 01:11:39,439
you earlier. Yeah, we're not. Did you try to contact this rent

1026
01:11:39,439 --> 01:11:42,760
to midget? I did not.
I did not test. You should look

1027
01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:45,000
at No, there's another midget that
would come in to bed to billies.

1028
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:51,760
Remember her? Yeah? Yeah,
she was friends with Ned. Have you

1029
01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:58,159
ever heard of what brand midget?
Try eating? Condid midget training. I

1030
01:11:59,399 --> 01:12:03,399
heard Midge can train myself, and
I say, I said what. I

1031
01:12:03,479 --> 01:12:08,199
let the girls have the small hands, but geez, that's pushing coronas for

1032
01:12:08,239 --> 01:12:11,560
them. All right, small bottles
of line. We'll take them all and

1033
01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:15,079
we'll get to that next. But
first, Leo's I love walking in there.

1034
01:12:15,199 --> 01:12:18,159
The aromas are so good coming from
the bakery and the fresh baked bread

1035
01:12:18,239 --> 01:12:23,359
and the deli counter that I love
to look at all the delicious meats and

1036
01:12:23,439 --> 01:12:27,159
cheeses. Plus they have their fresh
baked two dollars French bread and Italian bread

1037
01:12:27,399 --> 01:12:30,800
all day every day. You know
what else, Leo's has something that's going

1038
01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:34,039
to make your life a little easier
as we get into busier and busier time

1039
01:12:34,039 --> 01:12:38,680
as the weather warms up, and
more sports and more outdoor activities and more

1040
01:12:38,720 --> 01:12:42,399
meetings, and you don't have time
for a meal or to prepare a meal.

1041
01:12:42,479 --> 01:12:45,600
What you can do, it's load
up at Leo's on things like chicken

1042
01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:47,920
pot pie or shepherd's pie, or
maybe spaghetti and meatballs, turkey dinner,

1043
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:51,439
chicken palm. They have a variety
to choose from. You just throw those

1044
01:12:51,479 --> 01:12:56,840
in the fridge and then you've got
them there from whenever anybody's hungry and needs

1045
01:12:56,920 --> 01:13:00,920
a meal or cut out the prep
time and be able to actually sit down

1046
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:03,279
as a family and have a meal, all thanks to Leo's. What's the

1047
01:13:03,279 --> 01:13:09,079
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1067
01:14:31,119 --> 01:14:58,960
a guy there in case. Maybe
they should do a biking of biking a

1068
01:14:59,119 --> 01:15:01,840
Viking burial the giraffe. Put it
out on Lake Ontario. Light it on

1069
01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:09,000
fire, a Viking funeral. Perry, Oh yeah, you know what you

1070
01:15:09,039 --> 01:15:14,800
do. You hold it and that's
the opening act. The solar that's genius.

1071
01:15:14,840 --> 01:15:17,600
Oh you could see it so well
because it'll be dark and it'll burn

1072
01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:20,279
for more than three minutes and forty
seconds. You get a Liltimir and I'll

1073
01:15:20,279 --> 01:15:24,960
get people down in sherlot. For
one Parker Junior died. Now we found

1074
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:31,399
out that Laura knows the animal control
for this town, and right, I

1075
01:15:31,439 --> 01:15:35,680
do yes, And then she gave
what's his name? Is he gonna be

1076
01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:40,119
okay if I call him. I
already told him we're calling and he doesn't

1077
01:15:40,159 --> 01:15:45,039
answer that, okay, okay,
all right, Billy's gonna get on.

1078
01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:48,840
You know him well, I know
him well, how well? Never mind?

1079
01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:57,319
How many bottles would I wind?
He was? Mister he was?

1080
01:15:59,840 --> 01:16:03,800
You can tell that sounds like twenty
nineteen. How many mister jewses you have

1081
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:11,680
in twenty nineteen. He's ducking us. He's ducking I want to know him.

1082
01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:14,039
Talk to me and formally. Now. The reason we're calling Steve is

1083
01:16:14,079 --> 01:16:20,640
to find out if dead deer is
what I had heard. You can sometimes

1084
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:29,079
have picked up the answers. No, no, he did reply. He

1085
01:16:29,119 --> 01:16:31,920
said, I've heard of them occasionally
taking a deer, but I know nothing

1086
01:16:31,960 --> 01:16:35,680
more than that. I said,
I'm calling you from a podcast. In

1087
01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:40,239
two minutes, answer your phone.
I wasn't how many coopers he's bagged on

1088
01:16:40,239 --> 01:16:43,119
the side of the road. There's
a secrecy here, yes, he said.

1089
01:16:43,119 --> 01:16:45,119
He wasn't going to say anymore.
See, there's a big secrecy.

1090
01:16:45,119 --> 01:16:48,399
What is the secret why we're going
to uncover this? Would people get up?

1091
01:16:49,039 --> 01:16:51,159
Yeah? But would people be would
you be upset if you knew that

1092
01:16:51,199 --> 01:16:56,720
they were feeding somebody would be why
is that'd be an animal crueity thing?

1093
01:16:57,119 --> 01:17:00,439
The deer is already dead. I
don't know there'd be, so you're I

1094
01:17:00,479 --> 01:17:02,800
don't get about everything. Somebody would
get offended by it. Do they like

1095
01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:06,560
a little squirrel too? I don't
know the answer to that. Yeah,

1096
01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:10,159
I mean before I creat me,
they test them so they have a final

1097
01:17:10,239 --> 01:17:13,319
record of everything. So why they
tested them if they're dead? They're testing

1098
01:17:13,439 --> 01:17:16,640
probably to find out, Oh,
nobody's that dear that died last week?

1099
01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:18,960
Do you have the full medical record
on that? No, but's gonna be

1100
01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:21,960
a reason why this was the zoo. That's testing that you looked up?

1101
01:17:23,039 --> 01:17:26,239
Correct when you looked it was the
zoo? No, but to your company.

1102
01:17:26,279 --> 01:17:29,680
But to your point, I would
think you're testing to see if it's

1103
01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:34,039
diseased. And then do you feed
the because what happens in a safari out

1104
01:17:34,319 --> 01:17:38,159
in the in the plane somewhere eat
each other? Yes, yes, you

1105
01:17:38,199 --> 01:17:43,000
know that baby Giraffi is mane.
You're probably right, full gra you're probably

1106
01:17:43,039 --> 01:17:45,600
You're probably right. The lines are
probably eating this thing and like two men.

1107
01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:50,560
Yes, they're bid with a burger. It's true though, it's very

1108
01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:53,560
true. But how do you get
in to get the carcass out, because

1109
01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:58,359
I'm you can't. I think you
do it at you probably do it.

1110
01:17:58,640 --> 01:18:01,920
Yes, you do it. I'm
sure you do. Are gonna go and

1111
01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:05,520
get the bones out? Well?
Probably, I don't know. They go

1112
01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:08,880
in and take care of these animals
something they do, and they feed them

1113
01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:12,079
steaks, and somebody get sick,
they go in. There's gotta be a

1114
01:18:12,079 --> 01:18:15,359
way. Yeah, they probably trank
them when they're sick them. I thought

1115
01:18:15,399 --> 01:18:19,800
they had a way to separate the
cages, like you can drop a wall

1116
01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:23,199
down, so now you're over there, I can go get the food and

1117
01:18:23,319 --> 01:18:27,960
get out. But I don't know
how you separate them from I'm dining up.

1118
01:18:29,239 --> 01:18:30,920
You could tell me there's a separation
or I still ain't going in there.

1119
01:18:31,960 --> 01:18:42,119
Yeah, I know I'd be tempted
in a way. Yeah, I

1120
01:18:42,119 --> 01:18:45,359
don't even like going to the little
snakehouse. I hate snakes that much.

1121
01:18:45,439 --> 01:18:48,119
Like, even though I want nothing
to do with that way with mice,

1122
01:18:49,399 --> 01:18:56,359
because I wish I had all the
time in people's garages and things. Yeah,

1123
01:18:56,399 --> 01:19:00,560
I would think that's true, lawyer, Either that or saving it to

1124
01:19:00,560 --> 01:19:04,319
put it somewhere else. He's got
he's gonna he's gonna have a Richard career

1125
01:19:04,439 --> 01:19:08,760
moment? Can you organize my mice? The one I you know, what

1126
01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:11,399
I never liked was like the rats
people used to have, the pet rat

1127
01:19:11,479 --> 01:19:15,720
or the white rats that they would
have. And then sometimes what does freak

1128
01:19:15,760 --> 01:19:19,520
me out a little bit is if
you go to well maybe it's not the

1129
01:19:19,640 --> 01:19:23,399
zoo, but I know, like
the reptile guy around here, he would

1130
01:19:23,439 --> 01:19:29,720
just throw live mice in the cage
with the snake and you see, and

1131
01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:31,159
I would always feel bad. So
why is it okay to do that?

1132
01:19:31,199 --> 01:19:33,760
But it wouldn't be okay to kill
the draft and throw it in there for

1133
01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:38,640
the lions. I don't I have
no problem there and they just you know,

1134
01:19:38,720 --> 01:19:41,560
take it and go behind. Yeah, I have no problem with it

1135
01:19:41,640 --> 01:19:45,359
at all. I think it's it's
this is the public toilets. I remember

1136
01:19:45,399 --> 01:19:49,279
seeing this pictures. This is the
public toilets and SERENGETI I don't got to

1137
01:19:49,319 --> 01:19:54,399
go anymore, just post it up
hanging out. I'm like, I don't

1138
01:19:54,840 --> 01:20:00,520
anymore. Yeah, that's that's that's
like all what a great if you could

1139
01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:03,439
have. Don't you remember during the
riots the lion got out and the tiger

1140
01:20:03,560 --> 01:20:09,000
got out all the animals. Somebody
let them out? That was true?

1141
01:20:09,640 --> 01:20:14,199
Was that the daniel prude ryots?
Yeah, nobody out. They took pictures

1142
01:20:14,199 --> 01:20:16,159
of it, right, And then
what supposedly that was? I thought the

1143
01:20:16,239 --> 01:20:20,000
lion did get out. One got
it got out and was spotted in the

1144
01:20:20,079 --> 01:20:28,520
neighborhood having a beer. Could you
freaking imagine looking at your front yard and

1145
01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:30,119
do you see a lion? You
you're jagging down the road, You see

1146
01:20:30,119 --> 01:20:33,720
this lion coming at you? I
would, I would, you would see

1147
01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:41,119
me sprint. I don't even know
where I go. They used to tell

1148
01:20:41,159 --> 01:20:43,920
you, like when I went to
Yellowstone and stuff, And if you hike

1149
01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:47,279
in the in the Rockies, they
always give you instruction on how to protect

1150
01:20:47,279 --> 01:20:50,359
yourself from the bear. And all
you're supposed to do is like fall down

1151
01:20:50,439 --> 01:20:56,079
and cover up all your vital organs
and lay there like a defenseless dead,

1152
01:20:56,199 --> 01:21:00,279
right, you know, like a
piece of charcoter so bad you would be

1153
01:21:00,279 --> 01:21:05,039
all what I'm saying, the same
thing, and something like the grizzlies are

1154
01:21:05,319 --> 01:21:10,359
nasty. I don't see alligators.
You run at exact time, yes,

1155
01:21:10,439 --> 01:21:12,920
yes, because there are little legs, they can't get you. That's that's

1156
01:21:12,920 --> 01:21:15,640
the way they get away from the
straight They have tunnel vision. I didn't

1157
01:21:15,640 --> 01:21:18,800
know that. I didn't know that
I had bear spray for my hiking trips.

1158
01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:24,119
Really, and what happens A bunch
of gay old men come out no

1159
01:21:24,239 --> 01:21:29,520
shirts on. That's why the attorney
to come over with a bottle line.

1160
01:21:30,359 --> 01:21:32,560
I didn't know they had bear spray? What have you? What does this

1161
01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:38,159
smell like? Have you ever?
Well? How could you own it smells

1162
01:21:38,159 --> 01:21:40,760
like? No? I want to
know who tested and know it really works?

1163
01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:42,520
Well, this is what I want
to know, because they'll sell the

1164
01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:45,319
same that tests the bulletproof vest.
Right. They sell things that you can

1165
01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:49,600
put like a wolf urine that you
put on your plants to keep the coyotes

1166
01:21:49,680 --> 01:21:54,239
away from eating or deer to keep
the deer away from eating your ferns and

1167
01:21:54,279 --> 01:21:57,680
things. And I don't think that
ship sometimes works. I don't think it

1168
01:21:57,680 --> 01:22:00,479
does. I think it's a big
rip off. So I would I mean

1169
01:22:00,479 --> 01:22:04,359
attracts four wolves and coyotes. It
may yeah, they think it's like mating

1170
01:22:04,439 --> 01:22:08,039
season or something. I have no
idea. There's no deer, but there's

1171
01:22:08,079 --> 01:22:12,960
seventeen wold in my backyard. Now
my kids message, I'm so disappointed that

1172
01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:17,399
your former friend mister June didn't answer. Mister June, I love it,

1173
01:22:17,880 --> 01:22:23,479
mister Jue. Sorry who was missed? Was there a mister July in August

1174
01:22:23,479 --> 01:22:30,880
two or we call them were there
July and August? Perhaps, but they

1175
01:22:30,119 --> 01:22:33,600
are not animal control officers. They
would know nothing. It was the only

1176
01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:40,720
guy they control realize they were taming
a cougar. Though I'm kidding it's a

1177
01:22:40,760 --> 01:22:47,439
little bun. The cranky, that's
a one. It's amazing you guys get

1178
01:22:47,439 --> 01:22:55,800
people to come back to your show. I figured she could. She knew

1179
01:22:55,840 --> 01:22:59,079
what she was getting herself. Yeah
too, she hangs and by the way,

1180
01:22:59,119 --> 01:23:01,640
she like hangs out with Kevin Nick
guy says everything. I learned it

1181
01:23:01,640 --> 01:23:09,319
all from you, Alright, Kevin, I pulled the pump fake on you

1182
01:23:09,359 --> 01:23:14,600
and ide the midgets from in honor
of Mark. It's a belated birthday gift

1183
01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:17,600
for you. Thanks with a with
a theme song written by Ellen Thick,

1184
01:23:17,640 --> 01:23:21,479
an appearance by a first lady urging
America just to say no, and a

1185
01:23:21,560 --> 01:23:27,800
child actor always asking what you talk
about? Willis what year did Different Strokes

1186
01:23:27,960 --> 01:23:34,800
debut? What's you're talking about?
Hilen M Yeah, I know, I'm

1187
01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:36,840
stumped on it too. I got
two years in my head, but I'm

1188
01:23:36,840 --> 01:23:40,680
going with this one. There's clues
in the question. Yeah, I know

1189
01:23:41,239 --> 01:23:45,119
clues. You read it again,
please, you're good. No, I'll

1190
01:23:45,199 --> 01:23:47,880
read it again. It's just with
a theme song written by Alan Thick,

1191
01:23:48,199 --> 01:23:53,920
an appearance by a first lady urging
American Americans to just say no, and

1192
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:58,920
a child actor always asking what you're
talking about? Willis what year the Different

1193
01:23:58,920 --> 01:24:02,399
Strokes debut? Wait? The theme
song was? Alan wrote that Alan Think

1194
01:24:02,439 --> 01:24:05,000
did a lot of theme song.
I did not know that. I knew

1195
01:24:05,039 --> 01:24:08,640
he did a so, but I
did a lot. They even had a

1196
01:24:08,720 --> 01:24:12,479
late night talk show, Thick of
the Night. My cousin Tommy was his

1197
01:24:12,920 --> 01:24:17,840
assistant. Really yeah, personal assistant. Yeah yeah, yep. His son

1198
01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:21,319
was being babyst by Gretzky the day
that Gretzky got traded from the Oilers to

1199
01:24:21,359 --> 01:24:27,319
the Kings. Really, Robin Think
was being babyset by Wayne Gretzky because at

1200
01:24:27,439 --> 01:24:30,880
Alan Think he's Canadian. Yeah yeah, so they were good friends, all

1201
01:24:30,920 --> 01:24:33,680
right? Interesting? Next up?
In what year did eminem and Mars Company

1202
01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:45,520
introduce the fund sized candy bar?
What year? What year? So?

1203
01:24:45,560 --> 01:24:49,800
What we call mitches Oh your fun
Size, Your fun Size pack a lot

1204
01:24:49,920 --> 01:24:56,880
is debuting in September of nineteen eighty
three. How many episodes of Webster were

1205
01:24:56,920 --> 01:25:01,000
produced? That's a great show.
Yeah? Well who is the football?

1206
01:25:01,359 --> 01:25:06,479
Uh? Yes it was? Do
you know why it was I that wrote

1207
01:25:06,520 --> 01:25:11,079
it? What's from Webstern York?
Stop? Yeah? I did not know.

1208
01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:14,680
Show's full a whole lot of information
tonight? Yes it is. There

1209
01:25:14,680 --> 01:25:18,960
should be listening. Yes, I
never know what you're gonna learn? Eight?

1210
01:25:20,239 --> 01:25:25,000
So wait? How many episodes?
How many episodes of Webster were produced?

1211
01:25:26,920 --> 01:25:30,159
They should like that show? Yeah, I feel old now, she

1212
01:25:30,199 --> 01:25:35,159
says in nineteen eighty two, nineteen
eighty three, eighty three, September of

1213
01:25:35,199 --> 01:25:39,359
eighty three. Oh, I screwed
on the first one. I feel like

1214
01:25:39,359 --> 01:25:44,199
it was. Yeah, I screwed
out to my first answer on the first

1215
01:25:44,199 --> 01:25:47,039
one. I believe it my first
answer because I might be wrong. How

1216
01:25:47,039 --> 01:25:54,800
many episodes? Because that was after
it? This one's from Mark What WrestleMania

1217
01:25:54,920 --> 01:25:59,600
featured Lord Littlebrook and Mister Tokyo teaming
with King Kong Bundy to take on the

1218
01:25:59,640 --> 01:26:08,039
Haiti Kid, Little Beaver and hill
Billy Jim. Which WrestleMania was that any

1219
01:26:08,079 --> 01:26:16,479
of the four midgets, the two
big guys in a big match. You

1220
01:26:16,560 --> 01:26:20,399
actually know the answer to this?
Well you you looked very confident, So

1221
01:26:20,479 --> 01:26:24,560
I will go with that. I
bet he does. He's good with that

1222
01:26:24,560 --> 01:26:30,039
stuff. I don't know. Mark. If you put on a turtleneck and

1223
01:26:30,439 --> 01:26:32,399
a jacket with patches on the elbows, had a bottle of wine, you

1224
01:26:33,439 --> 01:26:36,760
walk He walked around with like a
brief. You could go on to college

1225
01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:40,840
campus if be a professor. He
doesn't. He kind of has a look.

1226
01:26:40,880 --> 01:26:46,560
It's nice and then he would talk
and fucking off. Wait you you

1227
01:26:46,680 --> 01:26:58,000
certainly did not graduate. He would
talk. That's your best friend by her

1228
01:26:58,039 --> 01:27:01,399
own account. Bridget the midget it's
broke in the Porno in nineteen ninety nine,

1229
01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:11,279
has appeared in how many films?
You know? That's answer too,

1230
01:27:11,399 --> 01:27:15,600
don't you? Actually? I either
read that question talking about I couldn't look

1231
01:27:15,600 --> 01:27:17,880
that one up with my work laptop. How many? So? How many

1232
01:27:17,920 --> 01:27:21,640
films? How many films? Was
Bridge the minget in am I supposed to

1233
01:27:21,640 --> 01:27:29,920
million? The yesses making all these
up? And the last but not least?

1234
01:27:30,039 --> 01:27:33,760
On average? How many children are
born with dwarf ism per year in

1235
01:27:33,800 --> 01:27:41,600
the United States? Wow? On
average? Per year It's a tough question.

1236
01:27:41,600 --> 01:27:47,279
This is a number, no number. How many per year? How

1237
01:27:47,279 --> 01:27:54,520
many per year? I am even
thinking about this. I can think about

1238
01:27:54,520 --> 01:27:57,520
it all night, not know the
answer. Okay, back to the top.

1239
01:27:57,640 --> 01:28:00,399
What you talk about, willis what
year to do different strokes debut?

1240
01:28:00,920 --> 01:28:04,479
Mark your TV I got eighty one. Yeah, I think you're probably right.

1241
01:28:04,520 --> 01:28:08,000
I said eighty four. Originally I
said eighty. Switch at the eighty

1242
01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:12,520
four, I said eighty two.
Nineteen seventy eight, seventy eight, seventy

1243
01:28:12,560 --> 01:28:18,479
eight. Wow, damn, okay, what you're Eminem's introduced the fun sized

1244
01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:21,359
candy bar. I have no idea, I said, nineteen ninety five.

1245
01:28:21,399 --> 01:28:26,760
I'm thinking that it was something way
forty one. I said nineteen ninety eighty

1246
01:28:26,760 --> 01:28:33,560
seven, nineteen sixty eight, Wow, way up the fun size. I

1247
01:28:33,560 --> 01:28:39,479
don't remember fun size until I was
come on. How many episodes of Webster

1248
01:28:39,600 --> 01:28:43,439
were produced? I said one hundred
and ten. I said one hundred and

1249
01:28:43,439 --> 01:28:47,800
twenty five. I said twenty five
because I said forty six, one fifty?

1250
01:28:49,119 --> 01:28:56,159
Mark again? Yeah. What WrestleMania
featured Lord Littlebrook and Mister Tokyo teven

1251
01:28:56,239 --> 01:28:59,520
with King Kong Bunny to take on
the eighty kid, Little Beaver and hill

1252
01:28:59,560 --> 01:29:03,600
Billy. I said three. I
said, WrestleMania twenty two. I didn't

1253
01:29:03,640 --> 01:29:08,000
miss it. I wrote seventeen.
I wrote seventeen marks and the whole of

1254
01:29:08,119 --> 01:29:15,359
three wo mark, rushing it two
weeks in a row. All right,

1255
01:29:15,399 --> 01:29:17,720
wait, Bridge is the midget worn
question? I bet your usition too.

1256
01:29:18,079 --> 01:29:26,960
How many sixty films? I wrote
sixty six? So I wrote two and

1257
01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:31,520
twenty five fourteen sixty fucked it up? Seventy. Oh you should have stopped

1258
01:29:31,520 --> 01:29:35,960
at sixty nine. Yeah, yeah, and I had sixty nine? What

1259
01:29:36,119 --> 01:29:41,920
for good luck? How many children
are born with dwarfism on average per year

1260
01:29:41,920 --> 01:29:45,279
in the uniteds? I I don't
know. I don't even know what how

1261
01:29:45,279 --> 01:29:47,680
many are born a year? What
are we three hundred million people in this

1262
01:29:47,760 --> 01:29:54,199
country? So? I said seventy
five? I wrote three thousands. That's

1263
01:29:54,239 --> 01:29:58,079
one hundred and fift you're probably smart, smarter to go with those higher numbers.

1264
01:29:58,079 --> 01:30:00,439
But I'm going I don't know anybody
who's ever had one one. I've

1265
01:30:00,479 --> 01:30:03,800
never. It's got to happen.
So what's one thousand, four hundred,

1266
01:30:05,439 --> 01:30:11,880
twenty seven thousand dollars that makes that
makes more sense? What'd you say I've

1267
01:30:11,880 --> 01:30:15,000
said one hundred and fifty. All
right, you crushed. You were closest

1268
01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:18,439
to the pen on all them pretty
much, well pretty much for the sixties.

1269
01:30:18,479 --> 01:30:21,359
Oh yeah, except for the sixty
nine. That's right. That's true.

1270
01:30:21,640 --> 01:30:25,319
And the fun sensed and the fun
You've never seen a fun size in

1271
01:30:25,399 --> 01:30:30,199
your life. You always go full
sized. That's pretty much true. You

1272
01:30:30,279 --> 01:30:35,399
had a chance and can't cove I
know, chocolate bar. Do you ever

1273
01:30:35,479 --> 01:30:40,039
regret that? On a maybe?
Not? Maybe? Probably did? I

1274
01:30:40,079 --> 01:30:43,920
only regret it because it would have
been a fucking great story to talk about

1275
01:30:43,960 --> 01:30:48,760
forever. Yeah, but you know, I don't know. I mean,

1276
01:30:49,640 --> 01:30:51,359
you know, we can all agree
to let you talk about it now.

1277
01:30:51,399 --> 01:30:55,960
You just make that up? No, we know. Yeah, look,

1278
01:30:55,960 --> 01:31:00,199
I'm pretty sure I had the picture
still. Oh that's great. Oh be

1279
01:31:00,279 --> 01:31:02,880
phenomenal to see that. Look,
yes you took the picture. Yes.

1280
01:31:03,600 --> 01:31:11,640
Well, when Kevin texted me today
saying yeah, no, when we were

1281
01:31:11,680 --> 01:31:14,520
talking about He's like, do you
have questions for the midgets? And I

1282
01:31:14,800 --> 01:31:18,159
rattled off questions because I was so
excited. You have questions? What?

1283
01:31:18,159 --> 01:31:23,039
What are your questions for what?
In terms of what the rent to midget?

1284
01:31:23,239 --> 01:31:27,520
I don't think that's a real company, but we found it. Okay,

1285
01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:30,920
did you? But you didn't try
to call? No, I guarantee.

1286
01:31:31,279 --> 01:31:35,520
What would your questions? Do you
have legitimate questions? Yeah? No,

1287
01:31:35,560 --> 01:31:40,720
I was texting with him and I
was like, Oh, it would

1288
01:31:40,760 --> 01:31:47,479
be what are your favorite bookings to
get? What are the what's the wildest

1289
01:31:47,520 --> 01:31:53,720
requests you have ever been asked?
Do you do this out of enjoyment for

1290
01:31:53,920 --> 01:32:00,319
entertaining people? Let me answer the
midget, let me answer. I asked

1291
01:32:00,319 --> 01:32:03,920
the first question some voice voice,
I wish you have the what is your

1292
01:32:03,920 --> 01:32:11,039
favorite booking ticket? My favorite booking
ticket is a bachelor and bachelor at parties?

1293
01:32:11,039 --> 01:32:16,439
Okay, really? Why? Why? Because they bring donkeys? Okay?

1294
01:32:17,079 --> 01:32:21,880
And what is the wildest request that
you have ever gotten? To write?

1295
01:32:21,880 --> 01:32:26,600
It? To write a donkey and
stick American flag up his ass?

1296
01:32:28,479 --> 01:32:33,880
Okay, awkward Mark. This is
this is like a lot of information.

1297
01:32:34,159 --> 01:32:40,479
What goes on inside that head?
What is happening in there? Witnessing?

1298
01:32:40,600 --> 01:32:44,000
Do you do this out of enjoyment
to entertain people or do you do it

1299
01:32:44,079 --> 01:32:46,359
just to pay the bills? Well, I'm not paying the bills doing this,

1300
01:32:46,560 --> 01:32:51,840
so just pure enjoyment, pure enjoyment. You know, there's people who

1301
01:32:51,920 --> 01:32:58,159
just like that entertain like I am
just yeah, I mean, don't really

1302
01:32:58,199 --> 01:33:00,960
the one that's being entertained. He's
not usually the one. Do we have

1303
01:33:01,039 --> 01:33:05,640
a like a midget dancing contest at
BTV? Yeah, oh we almost said

1304
01:33:05,680 --> 01:33:12,039
midjor wrestling we did, did you
really? I'm invested in that now I

1305
01:33:12,039 --> 01:33:16,399
can see this weird joy, great
idea we're doing on Sunday during brunch.

1306
01:33:16,560 --> 01:33:21,399
Yeah, I have like a midget
dance off brunch orde eating contest. What

1307
01:33:21,439 --> 01:33:26,359
do you mean eating contest? Like
they have to try? Oh I was

1308
01:33:27,359 --> 01:33:33,000
siders eats more ways more than they
do slider challenge. Put the play in

1309
01:33:33,039 --> 01:33:39,199
front room, they disappear. Where
do they go their way through it?

1310
01:33:39,319 --> 01:33:43,680
Like a termite? All right,
well, this will be interesting if this

1311
01:33:43,680 --> 01:33:46,880
comes to fruation. By the way, bands playing at BTV. You just

1312
01:33:46,920 --> 01:33:50,560
had me and the boys packed.
Yeah, I'm sure you did. That's

1313
01:33:50,600 --> 01:33:54,479
a fun band and they do a
great job. Some great bands there in

1314
01:33:54,520 --> 01:33:58,399
the last month. Yeah, just
becoming like a regular. It would be

1315
01:33:58,399 --> 01:34:01,359
more just a wintertime thing. Yeah, Refebruary. Well it's smart because uh,

1316
01:34:01,560 --> 01:34:03,960
March springing a little bit, but
yeah, it's so busy in the

1317
01:34:03,960 --> 01:34:10,119
spring. It's hard well Verity product
on the patio, Vanny product on the

1318
01:34:10,159 --> 01:34:15,479
patio. About just ship stirring over
there. All you're doing ship some gigs.

1319
01:34:15,680 --> 01:34:18,680
I told him I put him in
there. Yeah to me, all

1320
01:34:18,800 --> 01:34:24,840
right. Four for Matt back from
Mexico, from Mark who had his birthday,

1321
01:34:24,920 --> 01:34:28,680
almost got dumped and still couldn't pick
up the midget. For Laura,

1322
01:34:29,039 --> 01:34:32,000
who's gonna be locked in the closet. For lawyer's closet, I don't know,

1323
01:34:33,359 --> 01:34:36,640
you'll have wine. For Kevin Muir, I'm Bill Moran. We'll see

1324
01:34:36,640 --> 01:34:38,039
you tomorrow.
