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Okay, for the second time.
Today, we are doing the podcast the

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Minnesota Goodbye. So we recorded this
earlier and I went to hit the stop

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button on our equipment and it wouldn't
stop and it wouldn't stop, so I

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didn't know what to do, so
I kind of is the computer op app

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So I minimized the window and then
tried pushing stop again. That usually works.

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It didn't stop this time, so
I actually exited the program, hoping

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that would save the fifteen minutes of
Minnesota Goodbye, and it did not.

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We lost it. So we asked
the engineers. What did the engineers say

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about this? They literally said,
there is no solution. We have the

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oldest equipment there ever it was,
and we just have to deal with it.

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And it's a very They agree that
it's an extreme inconvenience to all of

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us. So that is the solution. Without a solution, it is,

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and you know what we really do
have, like you know, it works.

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It's kind of like you know,
if you got like a nineteen ninety

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two camera, it might still work, but it doesn't work reliably maybe,

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so it is frustrating. I'm going
to do like a check every five minutes

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on this podcast. Make sure we're
still recording. Make sure there's still a

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wavelength going no, And that's the
thing. I do that myself, because

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I can actually open the window and
look and there's a wavelength right now.

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But it doesn't anyway. Nobody cares. But we're gonna go back and we're

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going to redo the motherfucking podcast Magic. We brought to it earlier that it

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shouldn't be a recurring theme though.
You know you don't see Jimmy fallon go

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God. Sorry, guys. You
know, we recorded the entire show.

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Because we got to the end,
we put this push the stop button and

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it wouldn't work, so we've got
to redo the entire show. It's just

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frustrating because you know, you and
I are pros, and we expect to

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have equipment that works up to a
certain standard. Yep. And it doesn't

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happen just once in a while.
It happens every two weeks. I will

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tell you if anything will urge an
early retirement from me, it'll be the

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lack of budget at this fucking radio
station. Because it is frustrating that I

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have to buy everything extra that we
want. I got to buy it myself.

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The webcams, I had to buy
myself a little Dave Ryan microphone flags.

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I bothols myself, the stickers,
the pens, and it does get

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frustrating that it's like, hello,
iHeartRadio. You could pitch in and help

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us out. Yeah, So if
anything will lead to an early retirement,

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it'll be the fact that I'm tired
of buying shit for this radio station.

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You got to just start putting in
expense reports and see if you can get

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away with it. I mean probably
you wouldn't get away with the cameras because

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those were very expensive. But just
like we're little things here and there and

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be like, oh, it was
parking for a concert that I did a

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pre party for, and they'll be
like, oh, yeah, that's right

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because they wont to remember. Yeah, right, you know. And that's

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funny because we I think we I
don't know how your company is, but

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I think they deliberately make it hard
to turn in expenses. Like if we

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go to jingle Ball, for example, and we got to park across the

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street and it costs US twenty eight
dollars to park, they deliberately make it

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hard to turn in your expenses.
So people, a lot of people just

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go fuck it. I'm not going
to bother. Yeah, I've only done

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an expense report one time, and
it was only because it was a lot

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of money and it was towards something
that they said that they would pay for,

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and so I only did it one
time because it was probably like three

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hundred dollars or something like a lot
for me. So I actually made that

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for But I have never put an
expense report in for any kind of parking

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that I've done for any event that
we could do it for, I've never

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done it because it's just complicated and
it takes forever and it's like eighteen bucks

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or ten or so whatever. So
now getting back to being positive and reading

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the same emails that we read a
few hours ago, here we go.

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I need to share this encounter I
had with somebody on Facebook the other day.

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One of my Facebook friends that I
barely know posted on their story a

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picture of an insurance card stating Christmas
Special two for fifty dollars now by insurance

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Carding, And I guess they're selling
fake insurance cards. So when you get

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pulled over, you can show it
to the cop and it'll say like progressive

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and the date of expiration and whatever. So it's fake. There really is

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no insurance. I look closer and
yes, it was fake, homemade car

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insurance cards. I responded to this
Slay's saying, smh, this is so

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wrong. He then said, why
does it bother you? I'm just trying

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to hustle and make some money.
Don't be a hater. I responded back,

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saying if somebody cannot afford insurance,
they should not have a car,

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and that it could potentially affect myself
or a loved one if they ever got

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into an accident with one of your
clients. This went back and forth for

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a while. I ended up with
you are just as responsible selling someone fake

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insurance cards as they are buying it, and he said, what are you

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a fucking cop? Go to hell? And they blocked me. I'm not

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sure why it irritated me so much, but it definitely made me boil.

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So it leaves the question, have
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somebody would get caught doing something,
whether it's something illegal or with work or

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someone cheating? Love y'all. That
is Amy from Dallas, and Amy says

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she already has a staff writer sticker, and she did send me a picture

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a couple of weeks ago with it
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So I remember you, Amy,
that is really irritating. You are

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absolutely in the right. First of
all, it's illegal, it's really shitty.

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But you got to figure the kind
of person that's going to buy a

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fake insurance card. They're a fuck
up everywhere in their life. Yeah,

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they're probably underemployed or unemployed. They
probably steal and work the system any way

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they can, and don't give me
the excuse that they're poor, because poor

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people don't equal break the law of
people. I know a lot of people

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that don't make a lot of money. They donate plasma, or they work

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extra hours, or they don't take
expensive vacations or buy expensive tattoos and cell

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phones. So you can be poor
and not break the law. You can

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be broken not break the law,
but you can be like I'm gonna guess

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if somebody does something like this,
they fuck up in a lot of areas.

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How many times have I said fuck
on this podcast? Only a few

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can. I think it's only because
we both feel a little amount of extra

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rage today because of the lack of
working equipment. So I think it's I

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give you a pass today, and
people also love when you swear. It's

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like my favorite thing to see when
people on a Facebook live and you're like,

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I love watching this behind the scenes
stuff because watching Dave swear as I

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see I don't know the Easter Bunny, Like, it's just such a rarity

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and you don't expect it and it's
exciting. That is funny, She says.

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Has there ever been a time you
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I thought of something since we recorded
this earlier this morning. There was

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somebody who used to work here at
the radio station, eh who was involved

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in some shady shit and they would
get I don't want to be too specific,

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but they would get favors from people
who gave them favors, and everybody

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knew it, and everybody looked the
other way, and we were like,

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are you serious. You're letting this
person get these favors in exchange for favors

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and you're going to look the other
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it. Everybody knew about it,
and I wished they would get caught and

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they never did. And then I
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thing about people who are not doing
anything illegal but they're just assholes and everybody

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thinks they're a wonderful person. There
was a DJ in Phoenix, and I

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don't want to get too specific because
he's still out there. He was an

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asshole. Everybody that knew him knew
that he was a liar. He once

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accused. There was a guy that
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and he once accused Pat Eberts of
they found his cocaine somehow on him and

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he said, oh, that belonged
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an asshole. But everybody thought his
public, his listeners thought he was just

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the most wonderful guy, and everybody
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he's a fucking asshole. So,
and that's one that I wish people

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would get caught. I wish there's
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realize what assholes they are. Yeah, all right, Next one. It's

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a little tricky because I'm in the
deleted email file. This is kind of

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funny. I like this one.
Hey, fam, don't say my name.

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My office is having a Christmas cookie
exchange. We have a sign up

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sheet on the bulletin board. I
noticed that most people are making gluten free

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cookies to bring in. I found
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following the gluten free diet, and
most of my co workers have been accommodating

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to her dietary choices. However,
am I the jerk if I don't bring

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in gluten free cookies? Nothing I
bake with is gluten free and I got

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to go buy and go out and
buy special ingredients to do it. I

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don't want to make waves or be
inconsiderate, but I also don't want to

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spend extra money on baking goods I
might not use again. Love you guys,

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thanks for helping me decompress on my
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I would love a sticker from my
laptop, Dave Done. I think

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gluten free is important for people who
can't handle gluten. Yeah, but I

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think there's a misconception and I might
be wrong. But let me know that

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gluten free is healthy for everybody else. Like, Oh, gluten free is

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what I want. It's going to
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fat free or sugar free. I
don't think that gluten is It's innocuous and

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benign for most of us, and
we can handle it just fine, it's

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not harmful. If I'm wrong,
let me know. But I think a

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lot of people think that, oh, gluten free is a good choice,

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whereas it's really not necessarily. You
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can't handle gluten, right. I
was going to say, Dave's not saying

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that people don't have issues, Like
there definitely are people who have serious issues,

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And I forget what it's called when
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disease. This is what I thought, but I didn't want to speak.

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But I was gonna say because I
was out with a girl who she is

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one of the most chill people I've
ever met in my life, and she

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aggressively was asking our server about gluten
free stuff, and I didn't realize she

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had such a sensitivity and she was
like so stretched with cross contamination and everything.

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And I know a lot of time
servers like it's their worst nightmare to

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have to deal with someone who has
an allergy, because you don't want to

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be that person who tells them the
wrong thing and then they like having a

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reaction or something. So I do
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have reactions. Yeah, but I
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diet fad, like people thought that
being gluten free was healthy. Yeah yeah,

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and think I don't think it is. But if I'm wrong about that,

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let me know. This one's from
Naomi. She says, thanks again,

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Dave for all the last tears and
shocks through the years, your irreplaceable,

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We love you man, love your
bestie Dart Liquor in one of your

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seven listeners since nineteen hundred. Ha, Naomi, Seriously, my whole fifty

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years have been on KATWB Love You, Jenny Drake, Fallon, Steve,

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Bethany, Lena Corey, Lee Stevo, and all the rest. And she

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sends a picture of something that we
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it looks like a refrigerator covered with
stickers. And the reason we can't figure

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out what it is is there's nothing
around it to really get even a context

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of like what it is. It's
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But I think we decided it's a
refrigerator. I think it looks like

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a mini fridge to me, like
something you'd probably hold your beers or something

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in like the side thing, or
maybe you keep your lacroiz in there something

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like that, because it looks like
something I had in college. All right,

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I like it. I've been catching
up on the podcast episodes and one

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of the episodes was talking about a
serious medical condition episode which reminded me to

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write in about how I'm grateful that
my dad was one of those people that

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is still here with us today.
Basically, Dad was put on a transplant

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wait list for a double lung transplant
just before the holidays a few years ago,

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like three years ago, and three
years ago almost exactly, he got

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a double lung transplant. He stayed
in the hospital for four months, and

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they said Father's Day the next year
was one of the best I've ever had.

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This doesn't really have a point other
than I'm so lucky my dad was

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given that opportunity, and I don't
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that many other people are less fortunate. It is really I want to wish

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all of you and your loved ones
and wonderful holiday season. Thanks again for

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another season of Christmas wish. There
might have been a few tears and glasses

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removed during the wish granting lol,
And I would love to receive a staff

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writer. Sticker, thanks for being
my favorite radio show. Fallon and Zach

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are next. Lol, And that
is from Annie, Thank you Annie.

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Next one. I think that might
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Jim is a supporter of the show. We love Jim. And it's

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interesting because I think he's Scottish.
He's got an accent. I've never met

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him in person that I remember,
and I'm sure I would. But he

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is also an ex marine and he
is a chef. So we talked about

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we have different friends, like I
have a carpenter friend. Yeah, that's

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Mike. Whenever I need some carpentry
building advice, Mike is like a master

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cabinet builder. He'll help me out. I hung a TV on whatever,

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and he helped me measure it just
right. And I've got my Apple genius

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friend Nate. I've got Nurse Wendy. I've got Lee Volsvik's partner who is

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a doctor. And yeah, so
I've got the array. I don't have

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a mechanic. Ooh, that's a
good one to have, because I don't

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know how to do anything with cars. That's someone we don't have. Andrew

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has a lot of people too,
because he works in real estate, so

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he's got like a contractor for everything. So when whenever something goes wrong,

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we don't typically hire some big name
company, we go to his buddy Carl,

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who's been doing plumin for five years, you know, and that's great.

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I mean, I love that Dave
knows. I listen to KWB for

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the morning show and all the Minnesota
based DJs, which means I tune out

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during Ryan Seacrest. Is that common? No, it's not uncommon at all.

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Ryan does a great job, but
everybody knows he's not from here,

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so a lot of people don't get
the joy that they want to get from

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here in a local person who knows
where Mall of America is and knows where

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One's sixty nine is, so you
know. I mean, Ryan does a

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great job, but it's everybody knows
it's pre recorded and everybody knows he's not

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from here. During that time and
on the weekends, I listen to Cool

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One Away for Christmas music. I
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It's upbeat and catchy, but not
a Christmas song. If it were

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played any other time, I would
like it, But I can't stand the

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Rudolph song by Dean Martin where he
calls the title character Rudy, where he

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goes Rudy the red beig Rain Deer. Because Dean Martin back in the fifties

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and sixties was the epitome of cool. He was the Matthew McConaughey of his

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day. He was just cool as
fuck. And he's been gone for years

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and years now. But give me
Gene Autry over Dean Martin every time,

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says Jem, question for the three
of you, what Christmas song can you

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absolutely no longer stand? Is it
the hippopottom of song Christmas Shoes? You

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can't pick the one about the plane
crash because that's not in rotation. Actually

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it's a bus crash. But I
know the one you're talking about. Yeah,

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I would say my least is rocking
around on the Christmas Tree. I

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didn't like it when it was when
I was a kid. I don't like

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that. I love that song.
Yeah, I don't really think I have

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one, to be honest, because
I don't think we listen to Christmas songs

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enough to get sick of them,
you know, like we listen to Fascar

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by what's his name? God,
what's the name Luke Holms a million times

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a day, and it plays and
it plays and plays, and so I

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do get sick of it. But
Christmas songs only plays for a few weeks

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a year, and then it's like, all right, it's a new song

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when you hear it again the next
year. Yeah, I don't hate it.

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I just don't really. I never
go oh rocking around the Christmas tree

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turn it up because I just don't
like her voice. It's just kind of

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god like a he'll billy little sound
to it. I don't really like it,

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and I've heard it a million times, and I think it's stupid.

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Most Christmas songs lyrics are stupid.
If you listen to don We Now Are

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Gay a Pair? Or follow La
La La la la, deck the halls

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with bows of holly? What does
that even mean? I don't know,

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the halls with bows of holly?
What does that even mean? Hang up

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a ree. You also, probably
up until a certain age, always said

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balls of holly because I never knew
it was bows until later. Because I

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don't even know what that means.
I didn't even know what that meant as

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a kid. It's like a limb
or a something. I don't know Yeah.

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Anyway, I was talking earlier about
how rocking around the Christmas tree.

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I can't get away with it,
away from it. Last night, Carson

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was at work and he face timed
us while he was at work, and

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he was sitting there at smash Burger
in a food court somewhere, and he

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is facetiming while he's waiting for his
smash Burger. In the background in the

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food court was rocking around the Christmas
tree and I'm like, oh my god,

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make it stop. Let me see
if there's another one. We got

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to wrap up here, Show,
we're going to wrap up. Then well,

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there we go. Simple as that. That is it for the Minnesota

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Goodbye, Cross your fingers and hope
that when I push stop it works.

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