WEBVTT 1 00:00:09.560 --> 00:00:46.719 Super Hi you guys, welcome to Laura Cane after Dark. Thank you so 2 00:00:46.799 --> 00:00:51.359 much, and it's a big deal to us. Thank you that you would 3 00:00:51.399 --> 00:00:55.200 watch us or that you would listen. It really makes us feel great and 4 00:00:55.280 --> 00:00:58.880 happy. Thank you. I'm Laura Cane. It now makes Laura feel warm 5 00:00:58.920 --> 00:01:03.079 and tingly down there, I know now than I'm having feelings down there again. 6 00:01:03.319 --> 00:01:11.000 I don't like I know. We'll get to this in a minute. 7 00:01:11.319 --> 00:01:19.640 Eric Rimmers, my co host that are there is producer Brian Us. Having 8 00:01:19.680 --> 00:01:23.120 sex is like so grotesque to him. It's like it's like if you think 9 00:01:23.159 --> 00:01:26.120 of your parents having sex. I mean it's like you can't. You can't, 10 00:01:26.200 --> 00:01:30.840 you can't go there. Same considering how often you talk about sex. 11 00:01:30.879 --> 00:01:34.680 So I mean, I don't that much, do I do? I I 12 00:01:34.760 --> 00:01:42.599 mean I don't. I haven't felt sexual and like, I don't know, 13 00:01:42.680 --> 00:01:46.799 I want to say, like eight months, nine months, I've been feeling 14 00:01:46.799 --> 00:01:51.640 like I have no sexual organs whatsoever. You don't know. It's hormones. 15 00:01:51.719 --> 00:01:55.519 It's all hormones. It's like and it's antidepressants. You don't have any eggs, 16 00:01:56.480 --> 00:02:00.319 I know, but don't have any sex. They're still in there. 17 00:02:00.359 --> 00:02:04.599 They just don't produce eggs, and they still have feelings because now that I'm 18 00:02:04.599 --> 00:02:07.240 off, I'm off one of my enterer pressens. I have three. Remember, 19 00:02:07.560 --> 00:02:12.199 one is gone completely, the other one is down and almost gone. 20 00:02:12.400 --> 00:02:16.840 I'm almost through this, I know, and you're so and I do really 21 00:02:16.879 --> 00:02:21.400 real delight and I'm feeling tingling down there too. If you have a hot 22 00:02:21.400 --> 00:02:23.840 girl summer, I don't want to know about it. I'm not. No, 23 00:02:23.120 --> 00:02:29.919 that isn't I it's it would be a hot milf summer. Would just 24 00:02:29.960 --> 00:02:36.360 be a milf summer. Oh, be a steamy hot I mean you've heard 25 00:02:36.400 --> 00:02:38.719 that hot girl. We're gonna do a hot girl walk. My daughter's like, 26 00:02:38.759 --> 00:02:40.919 oh, we're gonna go to the store and do a hot girl walk. 27 00:02:42.000 --> 00:02:46.039 Or we're gonna have a dry desert summer. Well that was my winter 28 00:02:46.159 --> 00:02:51.919 and fall. Now, no, it's all changing. It's going to be 29 00:02:52.560 --> 00:02:53.840 let's not go there. We're gonna grow some. The more I talk, 30 00:02:53.919 --> 00:03:00.360 the more the more disgusting. It's not. It's not Dusty. Anymore spects 31 00:03:00.400 --> 00:03:08.360 you have in terms of the dating scene. Zero Dusty, but and Cobwebby. 32 00:03:08.520 --> 00:03:12.199 I don't wanted to. I haven't had any feelings like that. But 33 00:03:12.560 --> 00:03:15.120 you have a new I do have a new swiffer if you need me to 34 00:03:15.199 --> 00:03:17.159 come over and like run it through. I don't want any that stuff going 35 00:03:17.199 --> 00:03:25.919 on duster. Oh okay, awkward, now worry. I thought you needed 36 00:03:25.919 --> 00:03:29.479 something. No, don't worry. This is how it happens on the podcast. 37 00:03:35.759 --> 00:03:38.960 Um, so yeah, I'll stop talking about like that. I'll stop 38 00:03:38.000 --> 00:03:44.280 talking about my sexual your private area. Yeah, because Brian will get up 39 00:03:44.319 --> 00:03:49.199 and literally leave. No, I won't just make funny here his face initially 40 00:03:49.479 --> 00:03:53.800 was it fell so far his face on the last podcast. No, on 41 00:03:53.840 --> 00:03:58.520 this one. As soon as it started. When la actually, oh yeah, 42 00:03:58.560 --> 00:04:00.599 this is the I don't know the sex rock. I was like, 43 00:04:02.240 --> 00:04:06.800 but I did so much for a fortune. I better get back on bumble. 44 00:04:08.240 --> 00:04:11.159 Oh no, god please, Well I have it. I don't pay 45 00:04:11.240 --> 00:04:13.800 for it, but I have, like the the app. I just haven't 46 00:04:13.840 --> 00:04:19.120 checked it months. Just get laid first. Gosh, I'm so scared to 47 00:04:19.160 --> 00:04:21.959 do that though. Okay, well you know we could, but maybe I 48 00:04:23.000 --> 00:04:27.759 should. Maybe you would be funny. I get so nervous about that. 49 00:04:27.839 --> 00:04:31.120 Well, we could go onto alcohol and Boulevard and have signs that says like 50 00:04:32.319 --> 00:04:40.360 last woman before the freeway accent like, oh you could you know what the 51 00:04:40.360 --> 00:04:43.519 corner? Oh a little bit? How long does it take to get on 52 00:04:43.560 --> 00:04:46.879 Tinder? Let me just ask you? Okay, how about you make me 53 00:04:46.879 --> 00:04:50.399 a tender profile a whole show. No, that would make the whole show 54 00:04:50.439 --> 00:04:53.879 if we did. No, I just want to see how long it would 55 00:04:53.920 --> 00:04:57.480 take for someone to go thing and send you a dick pick? Yes, 56 00:04:57.639 --> 00:05:00.560 yeah, oh not long. We'll do that next week. It used to 57 00:05:00.600 --> 00:05:03.800 be as long as you're messaging on. Don't you have a tender account? 58 00:05:04.519 --> 00:05:09.600 No? Oh? I never did Tinder? No, I never did Tinder. 59 00:05:09.639 --> 00:05:12.920 I did Bumble, I did what was the other one before? Plenty 60 00:05:12.920 --> 00:05:17.199 of Fish? I did? Brian? Brian, Yeah, I have I 61 00:05:17.279 --> 00:05:23.920 have something for Laura. You're gonna love this. What's that right now? 62 00:05:24.199 --> 00:05:27.879 Yeah, you're you're giving me something. I'm telling you something. It's a 63 00:05:27.959 --> 00:05:32.759 joke. Oh god, okay, but let me befitting for what we're talking 64 00:05:32.759 --> 00:05:41.120 about. Get my straight line face on, Laura Kane. What do you 65 00:05:41.160 --> 00:05:51.879 call a girl without an asshole? A Barbie Doll single? Okay, even 66 00:05:51.920 --> 00:05:56.639 Brian doesn't get it. Really wait, wait, what do you call a 67 00:05:56.680 --> 00:06:00.680 girl without an asshole? H? Single? Meaning the guy is the asshole. 68 00:06:01.639 --> 00:06:06.800 Oh yeah, it's not that goody. Sorry, I thought you were 69 00:06:06.839 --> 00:06:11.839 like so like it's all about like the ass Now. I was like, 70 00:06:11.839 --> 00:06:14.360 why would your ask to seek here? Why I didn't get it? I 71 00:06:14.399 --> 00:06:15.600 was like, I thought it was a sexual thing. Do you mean that 72 00:06:15.720 --> 00:06:23.120 joke was too highbrow for you? Too high brow? Excuse me? Please? 73 00:06:23.800 --> 00:06:26.319 All right, we have a lot to talk about first before we get 74 00:06:26.360 --> 00:06:29.879 into you. Didn't you You forgot to do something before we started the show, 75 00:06:30.839 --> 00:06:36.240 talk about Lee. I have lipstick. Okay, ready, you have 76 00:06:36.279 --> 00:06:41.600 a little bit of list. It's not it's the seal is flourish, Oh 77 00:06:41.600 --> 00:06:48.519 my god, pleasewning. Can you imagine? Can you imagine if we did 78 00:06:48.560 --> 00:06:55.639 it, if we were forced just per sound like I know, I know. 79 00:06:56.480 --> 00:07:00.759 There was an ultimatum and somebody said, unless you have sex with Laura, 80 00:07:00.240 --> 00:07:03.920 she will die. Oh god, of course she would do it. 81 00:07:04.199 --> 00:07:08.639 Of course he will tell you the best funeral you have it, I mean 82 00:07:08.720 --> 00:07:14.639 the best funeral. I was like, it'll be beautiful or it'll be like 83 00:07:14.720 --> 00:07:17.319 Julia Robert's wedding and steel magnolias. Oh I got it. Can't even can 84 00:07:17.360 --> 00:07:20.519 you imagine? Like we had to do it? We had to do it. 85 00:07:21.319 --> 00:07:25.839 Where would we be, Well, you need the location, yeah, 86 00:07:25.839 --> 00:07:31.920 like I need the scenario behind the dumpster. Yeah, we'd be in we'd 87 00:07:31.959 --> 00:07:35.480 be in a big bed with the TV on. Okay, okay, and 88 00:07:35.519 --> 00:07:41.759 then we'd be laughing so hard we would Yeah. I don't think you could 89 00:07:41.800 --> 00:07:45.800 get her. I was asked, do you think you're being able to or 90 00:07:45.800 --> 00:07:48.319 would I have to I'd have to help you or oh god, like in 91 00:07:48.360 --> 00:07:51.120 the reverse scenario. I don't think I could. I don't think. I 92 00:07:51.120 --> 00:07:57.279 don't think it could. I don't think you unless it's easy very long ago. 93 00:07:58.800 --> 00:08:00.759 Do we not want to talk about go down this line? At the 94 00:08:00.759 --> 00:08:05.279 same time, I feel like guys can also just like yeah, but no 95 00:08:05.480 --> 00:08:11.680 can they? Yes? Yes? And no? I mean okay, just 96 00:08:11.759 --> 00:08:18.800 pretend you had to have relations with somebody who you found like completely unattractive. 97 00:08:20.199 --> 00:08:22.360 No, it's a girl. Oh maybe, Okay, well, no, 98 00:08:22.480 --> 00:08:26.720 I think you're attractive. No, no, no, no, no, 99 00:08:26.839 --> 00:08:31.440 this is young, not old. We're on to Brian. No. Oh, 100 00:08:31.559 --> 00:08:37.919 this woman is somebody you would never you somebody Okay, somebody your mom's 101 00:08:37.919 --> 00:08:41.159 age. No, let's just pretend you had to Well I know, but 102 00:08:41.279 --> 00:08:46.039 let's pretend you had to you wouldn't be able to, would you? Oh? 103 00:08:46.159 --> 00:08:52.159 Physically yes, I mean could you? Can? Guys do that? 104 00:08:52.000 --> 00:08:56.799 They magically do that, some dudes, I'm sure can. I probably wouldn't 105 00:08:56.840 --> 00:09:00.279 enjoy it that much like jiggalows have to, right, Oh first, sure, 106 00:09:00.320 --> 00:09:07.919 but they probably get the the biagra. Oh yeah, I probably physically 107 00:09:07.039 --> 00:09:09.120 could. I don't know. If I didn't joy probly wouldn't last. Well, 108 00:09:11.200 --> 00:09:13.399 right, we don't need it. Yes that I don't need to know. 109 00:09:13.480 --> 00:09:18.320 But maybe maybe maybe because I don't know, Okay, so maybe you 110 00:09:18.360 --> 00:09:20.320 could. Okay, what about a guy who's in our twenty years older than 111 00:09:20.360 --> 00:09:28.200 you? About? Yeah? Um, would I'd be able to? Uh 112 00:09:28.080 --> 00:09:33.679 do? A guy two years older than year yet if he had a lot 113 00:09:33.720 --> 00:09:39.240 of money in his bank account and he promised me a range rover just like 114 00:09:39.320 --> 00:09:43.080 lallallah did in the beginning. He was going to get you like ten of 115 00:09:43.120 --> 00:09:48.360 those egg chairs. Yeah, I could. Right, we are fifty rails 116 00:09:48.399 --> 00:09:52.720 so far. This is not okay. I did not want to start this 117 00:09:52.759 --> 00:09:56.440 way. I know I have a few announcements to make before we get to 118 00:09:56.440 --> 00:10:00.559 it. What are your announcements? Is looking for saying? Oh my god, 119 00:10:00.600 --> 00:10:05.279 oh my god, oh my god. Okay, we have our location 120 00:10:05.320 --> 00:10:11.000 for our party. We do our four year anniversary Lorian Aftergarth. It's four 121 00:10:11.080 --> 00:10:16.440 years when we started on your Yes on your Bed. Yes, it's been 122 00:10:16.440 --> 00:10:20.639 four years since that day, I know. And it's August seventeenth. The 123 00:10:20.759 --> 00:10:24.759 party, it's it's a Thursday night at six. The location Urban mose in 124 00:10:24.759 --> 00:10:28.240 a Hillcrest. We couldn't have asked for a better location. I know, 125 00:10:28.679 --> 00:10:33.000 so much seating and there's a stage, and there are TVs, and there's 126 00:10:33.000 --> 00:10:35.480 the bar, and there's food. I mean twenty dollars at the door. 127 00:10:35.600 --> 00:10:39.960 The money goes to charity, it does. It goes to the It goes 128 00:10:41.000 --> 00:10:48.519 to a house I think it's called the Sunshine House that houses LGBTQ I A 129 00:10:48.720 --> 00:10:54.879 plus I A plus youth who maybe have been kicked out of their home. 130 00:10:54.200 --> 00:11:00.879 Yes, it's called Sunburst and it's center Youth housing and maybe they are HIV 131 00:11:01.039 --> 00:11:05.559 positive and they're just they're in risk of being homeless. Anyway, it's gonna 132 00:11:05.600 --> 00:11:07.960 help these young people. That's where the money's going because they're twenty bucks. 133 00:11:09.279 --> 00:11:11.840 Twenty dollars at the door. You get a drag show. Yeah, two 134 00:11:11.960 --> 00:11:16.840 performers, gigs. Wonder't even wait can't wait. And then we're going to 135 00:11:16.919 --> 00:11:22.039 do the podcast live. We are, and we have something going on with 136 00:11:22.120 --> 00:11:24.000 that, but we're not going to tell you yet. Oh my god, 137 00:11:24.480 --> 00:11:30.360 Eric, you're on board though, I'm on board, but I'm nervous as 138 00:11:30.639 --> 00:11:33.519 all get out. It's gonna be so good, you guys, just wait, 139 00:11:33.799 --> 00:11:37.120 yes, wait, but anyway, save that date August seventeenth. Okay, 140 00:11:37.240 --> 00:11:41.519 seating is at six and the show is at seven. Yes. I 141 00:11:41.600 --> 00:11:46.519 would like to give a shout out to Lee's Auto Detailing. Oh my god, 142 00:11:46.639 --> 00:11:56.240 your car looks amazing. Just the cup holders themselves were so heinous from 143 00:11:56.279 --> 00:12:00.720 the dog hair and the stickiness. And then this is that, did you 144 00:12:00.759 --> 00:12:07.360 find anything embarrassing in your car? Um? Did he know? Well, 145 00:12:09.360 --> 00:12:13.000 everything that was under the seats and stuff you put in a bag and it's 146 00:12:13.039 --> 00:12:15.559 in my back seat so I haven't looked through it yet, so I don't 147 00:12:15.600 --> 00:12:20.240 know the answer to that question. I don't have those. So anyway, 148 00:12:22.200 --> 00:12:24.559 he did a great job Lea's Auto Detailing. My car looks like a brand 149 00:12:24.600 --> 00:12:30.080 new I've never gotten good for. And I would like his number because I 150 00:12:30.200 --> 00:12:33.559 need to get mine detail. Oh my god, he's a he's the type 151 00:12:33.600 --> 00:12:37.200 of guy that, he goes, you know what I told him? Not 152 00:12:37.440 --> 00:12:39.960 every hair has to come out of this car. Don't worry about it, 153 00:12:39.039 --> 00:12:43.519 because the dog's going right back in. He goes. I can't do that. 154 00:12:43.919 --> 00:12:46.200 I will not do a subpar job. I will only do the kind 155 00:12:46.240 --> 00:12:50.360 of job that I would want done onto my car. Yeah. I can't 156 00:12:50.440 --> 00:12:54.559 do that. So I'm like, okay, thank you. So he's great 157 00:12:54.919 --> 00:12:58.480 Lee's Auto Detailing. Will you give me his number? Yes? Okay, 158 00:12:58.639 --> 00:13:03.000 yes, I will. Okay, So now, uh subscribe please if you 159 00:13:03.039 --> 00:13:07.240 would to Instagram Laura Keane after Dark because you get special privileges for the party. 160 00:13:07.480 --> 00:13:11.039 We'll let you know about that. You do, yes, so that'd 161 00:13:11.080 --> 00:13:13.200 be good. Four ninety nine a month, super easy. We would love 162 00:13:13.240 --> 00:13:16.039 it if you were a subscriber on YouTube as well, and that is free. 163 00:13:18.200 --> 00:13:20.600 Okay. Now we need to do our sponsors. We want to do 164 00:13:20.720 --> 00:13:28.639 our sponsors because they help this podcast happen. They keep all this Neeon going. 165 00:13:28.159 --> 00:13:31.639 Oh my gosh, we have a new sponsor coming up in August, 166 00:13:31.720 --> 00:13:35.399 and I've already bought her her own Neeon. Oh it's already here. Oh 167 00:13:35.559 --> 00:13:39.080 is it here? I'll show too, Oh my god? Oh yeah, 168 00:13:39.120 --> 00:13:43.120 yeah, well yeah, we're running out. I know I changed, I 169 00:13:43.320 --> 00:13:48.759 moved. See I got love Wins is new. Yeskay I took I took 170 00:13:48.840 --> 00:13:50.360 one of the ladies down. I'm gonna rearrange. We're gonna have a whole 171 00:13:50.399 --> 00:13:54.600 new backdrop in August from now. We're gonna be a drag show. We 172 00:13:54.799 --> 00:14:01.279 are going to have all I have. Actually, I have four new neons 173 00:14:01.320 --> 00:14:03.240 that I haven't even put on a Yeah, we're going to put a new 174 00:14:03.279 --> 00:14:07.960 backdrop. So we need to discuss that. What would look cool with the 175 00:14:07.120 --> 00:14:11.840 neons and our sign. But this is boring stuff we need to talk about. 176 00:14:13.279 --> 00:14:16.879 Are you are you snoring right now or were you what were you doing? 177 00:14:18.639 --> 00:14:28.759 Grunting or growling? Restaurants let's go there. We'd like to welcome to 178 00:14:28.840 --> 00:14:35.159 the podcast A lot restaurants, Oh my goodness locations. The first one is 179 00:14:35.200 --> 00:14:39.759 the Full Restaurant, and that's located in Escondido. It is seventeen sixty East 180 00:14:39.919 --> 00:14:43.799 Valley Parkway and is located in the Valley Plaza. And the other one is 181 00:14:43.879 --> 00:14:48.679 in Old Town. It's in a food court on Congress and they serve a 182 00:14:48.840 --> 00:14:54.080 lotus the corner, which is so dang good. Oh, forget about it. 183 00:14:54.399 --> 00:15:01.960 Stuff potatoes, potatoes. 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The number again is eight five eight five five two six nine six 222 00:17:59.720 --> 00:18:06.119 zero. But wait, there's more. What website? His website is www 223 00:18:06.559 --> 00:18:10.079 dot Capitol crowthing dot com. And it's on our website too. In case 224 00:18:10.160 --> 00:18:11.759 she missed any of this and you need to get ahold of Jake, she 225 00:18:11.880 --> 00:18:15.799 probably do. If you have money and you want it to grow, Okay, 226 00:18:15.079 --> 00:18:18.599 Laura Kane after dark dot com, it's down there, it is okay. 227 00:18:18.759 --> 00:18:22.599 Is there anything else that we needed to talk about before my host chat? 228 00:18:23.640 --> 00:18:26.599 Oh yeah, you had a question. Oh yes, what is your 229 00:18:26.640 --> 00:18:33.559 shirt saying? My shirt says California? Man, how you see it? 230 00:18:33.720 --> 00:18:41.160 California is a big state. That sounded rehearsed because it was rehearsed. Yeah, 231 00:18:42.200 --> 00:18:45.599 I see, this is why I tell you guys, look save for 232 00:18:45.680 --> 00:18:48.440 the air. Save for the air, because when we say something or you 233 00:18:48.559 --> 00:18:52.480 wasted. Okay, I've got something for the air. Oh my god. 234 00:18:55.119 --> 00:19:00.799 You know I thought of this about on our previous UM conversation or this pop 235 00:19:00.920 --> 00:19:03.000 this episode earlier, this episode, this episode. Do you thought you guys 236 00:19:03.039 --> 00:19:06.640 think you could get it on with a drag queen because it's kind of that 237 00:19:06.759 --> 00:19:11.160 weird in between, No really know or like are you talking about or a 238 00:19:11.240 --> 00:19:15.000 trans person or just a drag queen? Well, sometimes someone Laura wears too 239 00:19:15.079 --> 00:19:19.599 much makeup. I totally could like in drag. Yes, no, I 240 00:19:19.680 --> 00:19:22.960 couldn't. Maybe that's my key. Are there any straight guys to dude drag? 241 00:19:23.079 --> 00:19:26.000 Is that mostly? Like? No? I think there's stag Yes, 242 00:19:26.079 --> 00:19:30.200 there's straight guys that do gay porn there, yes, well you know there 243 00:19:30.279 --> 00:19:37.039 are. They're you know, pay but that's not that's for the money though. 244 00:19:37.720 --> 00:19:42.279 Yeah, I think that would be exciting to do somebody who's dress all 245 00:19:42.519 --> 00:19:48.640 beautifully like a woman but has a penis. Would you I'd be into that. 246 00:19:48.839 --> 00:19:49.880 So would you do it with someone then who was, like say, 247 00:19:49.960 --> 00:19:57.039 transgender, but had a male appendage? Yeah, yes, okay, I 248 00:19:57.160 --> 00:20:03.160 would. I am up for anything right, Well, you're gonna get really 249 00:20:03.279 --> 00:20:10.519 lucky. A Eric flipped exactly flipped in both ways a man but with a 250 00:20:10.759 --> 00:20:17.599 female appendage. No, Oa, he doesn't do that. That area, 251 00:20:17.880 --> 00:20:21.720 the female area is not is. No boy, I'm scared of that area. 252 00:20:21.960 --> 00:20:26.279 I know you are. One day never Oh no, what were you 253 00:20:26.319 --> 00:20:29.839 gonna say? One day? You'll show me yours if I show you mine, 254 00:20:29.880 --> 00:20:33.480 if you all like the details of what's No, I don't think I 255 00:20:33.559 --> 00:20:37.880 could ever look like he. I don't think he does. He doesn't. 256 00:20:37.920 --> 00:20:41.279 He didn't know he had three holes? What? Oh, he didn't. 257 00:20:41.440 --> 00:20:45.079 He did not know that it had three holes? We had that a woman 258 00:20:45.160 --> 00:20:49.079 has three Well, of course I did. You did not three holes? 259 00:20:51.440 --> 00:20:55.759 The but the we, the we we in the mouth. No, see, 260 00:20:55.799 --> 00:21:00.880 I told you he doesn't know what do I to? Hell? Yes, 261 00:21:00.880 --> 00:21:06.720 the button, the vagina, Yeah, that's not a whole you're thinking, 262 00:21:07.000 --> 00:21:11.079 Yes, say it is. The pea comes out of that, the 263 00:21:11.119 --> 00:21:15.759 pa comes out. I was getting excited to thinking about the clarter is okay? 264 00:21:18.119 --> 00:21:19.720 I meant, yes, that's what I meant. What I meant, 265 00:21:21.559 --> 00:21:26.880 I'm just my mind is on other things. So you didn't know that we 266 00:21:26.000 --> 00:21:32.880 have actually down there we have sure is wait, hold on, I have 267 00:21:33.039 --> 00:21:38.119 questions I'm probably gonna have if I have nightmares tonight, I'm calling you first 268 00:21:38.519 --> 00:21:42.839 and then calling Bran. A big vagina is going to so wait a minute. 269 00:21:44.279 --> 00:21:48.240 So if you're in there, yes, like if a guy's in the 270 00:21:48.440 --> 00:21:55.960 bear, okay, it can slip into a No, too small, it 271 00:21:56.079 --> 00:22:00.960 could slip into the backside. Yeah, well uh yeah, that has happened. 272 00:22:00.160 --> 00:22:04.680 But it's not on the front. But not the pea side. She's 273 00:22:06.920 --> 00:22:10.480 not a whole. It's like it is too a whole. You're technically a 274 00:22:10.559 --> 00:22:12.240 whole in a legal term, but it's not. It's not a pen. 275 00:22:14.559 --> 00:22:18.680 If you look for okay, you won't find it. I would never even 276 00:22:18.880 --> 00:22:21.440 you find not even with a map. Would I want to try and find 277 00:22:21.519 --> 00:22:23.519 it? Or do you say I'm wrong when we say that women have three 278 00:22:23.559 --> 00:22:27.480 holes down there? I mean I thought it was okay, I thought it 279 00:22:27.559 --> 00:22:33.039 was milk milk lemonade round the corner fudges made. But that forget You forget 280 00:22:33.079 --> 00:22:40.720 the vagina. That one no milk milk lemonade, that's round the corner fudges. 281 00:22:40.920 --> 00:22:42.880 Yeah, you forgot the vagina. No, I forgot the mouth. 282 00:22:45.319 --> 00:22:48.240 Oh that's what I don't know. If I can't, I can't with the 283 00:22:48.319 --> 00:22:52.319 school line of question name, you are filthy. You took this episode straight 284 00:22:53.720 --> 00:22:56.960 now I have the market explicit again, all of our should be marked explicit. 285 00:22:57.200 --> 00:23:00.960 I know you're right because we do draw an F here and there. 286 00:23:00.319 --> 00:23:03.720 You know I check you to the guidelines because I did, because I posted 287 00:23:03.720 --> 00:23:06.200 the last two. I think we're okay. We think we still get wrong 288 00:23:06.319 --> 00:23:08.640 ads as far as it. Yeah, I think we actually get full asked. 289 00:23:08.799 --> 00:23:11.559 I think so too. I've read those two. Just gotta we have. 290 00:23:11.759 --> 00:23:14.839 We might fudge it a tiny bit, but yeah, the most part, 291 00:23:14.839 --> 00:23:18.400 we're pretty honest. I agree. I agree that we're not profane, 292 00:23:18.680 --> 00:23:22.240 no, this one, this one, but it's if you're profane within the 293 00:23:22.440 --> 00:23:27.359 very first line the first seven seconds, specifically seven second bomb, right, 294 00:23:27.519 --> 00:23:30.359 and we didn't throw in one until a little later, right, they were 295 00:23:30.359 --> 00:23:33.279 fine. Well, we didn't say an F word. We did last episode. 296 00:23:33.319 --> 00:23:36.960 I think this one we might get limited because listen, oh you said 297 00:23:37.000 --> 00:23:41.319 an F word. How good I am? I'm never I don't even know 298 00:23:41.359 --> 00:23:48.839 anymore. I'm like, I never swear. Uh anyways, or my host 299 00:23:48.960 --> 00:23:53.119 chat to have a question, and I have a survey. Oh boy, 300 00:23:56.599 --> 00:24:02.720 if you were okay, pretend you are going to the grocery store. Okay, 301 00:24:03.160 --> 00:24:04.839 you put on your socks and your shoes, your tennis shoes or your 302 00:24:06.000 --> 00:24:15.599 sneakers. Pretend, okay, don't be difficult imagination. You run errand oh 303 00:24:15.680 --> 00:24:18.440 I decide I'm gonna go to home goods now too. Check it out. 304 00:24:18.559 --> 00:24:23.720 Da da da da um. Then you come home and maybe you go out 305 00:24:23.799 --> 00:24:29.039 one more time to run it quick, errand come home, take off your 306 00:24:29.079 --> 00:24:36.680 shoes and socks. Do you rewear the socks the next day? Would you, 307 00:24:37.240 --> 00:24:41.240 in any case, rewear those socks that weren't worn all that shard? 308 00:24:41.480 --> 00:24:45.319 Yeah? Yes, oh really, yeah, okay, that's not weird. 309 00:24:45.640 --> 00:24:52.240 That's not weird. To socks are good until they smell? Is that true? 310 00:24:52.559 --> 00:24:55.119 So? If so, what you're saying is that I thought you had 311 00:24:55.160 --> 00:24:59.599 to just discard, not discard, got discard. I thought every time you 312 00:24:59.680 --> 00:25:02.160 wore socks you had to change as well. No like, So what you're 313 00:25:02.160 --> 00:25:04.640 saying is I get dressed, go to the store, put my shoes and 314 00:25:04.680 --> 00:25:08.000 socks on, go to the store, come back. Don't I don't go 315 00:25:08.119 --> 00:25:11.720 work out, I don't do anything. You're not working out I take my 316 00:25:11.799 --> 00:25:14.160 socks off and then I have to run. No, you don't take the 317 00:25:14.200 --> 00:25:17.240 socks off yet. Your shoes are still on until the end of the day. 318 00:25:18.400 --> 00:25:19.359 Then you take it all off. Well if, oh yeah, I 319 00:25:19.480 --> 00:25:22.319 know that, I would know, then I would. They're probably gonna smell, 320 00:25:22.359 --> 00:25:26.920 so yeah, yeah, no, I would not wear him again. 321 00:25:26.960 --> 00:25:30.400 I think your question. Is our socks good for multi day uses? Yes, 322 00:25:30.519 --> 00:25:33.680 if you weren't for a full day, then probably no. Uh because 323 00:25:33.680 --> 00:25:37.759 I did that the other day. Oh god, because socks. But they 324 00:25:37.799 --> 00:25:41.160 didn't smell and I wasn't running around like a crazy person. Yeah, if 325 00:25:41.160 --> 00:25:45.640 they don't smell, I feel like you can get a pass. Would you 326 00:25:45.720 --> 00:25:48.920 do that with a pair of underwear? No, then I wouldn't do it 327 00:25:48.000 --> 00:25:52.599 with socksy there end of the day. It could like socks are a whole 328 00:25:52.599 --> 00:25:59.000 different animal than underwear. Yeah, well, but you can get sweaty. 329 00:26:00.119 --> 00:26:03.839 I understand that. But if you're not, if you're not, whatever, 330 00:26:03.960 --> 00:26:07.359 we answer the question. Now, I have a certain everything needs to be 331 00:26:07.400 --> 00:26:15.319 squeaky clean. What job do you think is the most sexy job there is? 332 00:26:15.400 --> 00:26:21.680 Death stripper? Oh, just wait, what's the sexiest job? The 333 00:26:21.839 --> 00:26:27.599 sex experts at Love honey dot com by definition, we guess recently conducted several 334 00:26:27.680 --> 00:26:30.359 s. Wait wait, wait, hold on, hold let me wait. 335 00:26:30.559 --> 00:26:33.920 I'm getting Okay, I'm getting to don't don't tell what they are yet, 336 00:26:34.079 --> 00:26:38.880 I promise. Wait let me guess real quick. They ask men and women 337 00:26:38.960 --> 00:26:44.720 which professions they consider most sexually attractive. Okay, here are the results. 338 00:26:45.480 --> 00:26:48.680 Okay, so can we guess? Okay, yeah, guess, I guess 339 00:26:48.759 --> 00:26:55.839 the top ten sexiest professions according to women to women, what do we think? 340 00:26:56.480 --> 00:27:00.960 Police officer? Yes, that's on their number one, that's number one, 341 00:27:02.039 --> 00:27:10.359 you're right? Yeah, Um, lumberjack, no doctor, doctors on 342 00:27:10.440 --> 00:27:15.279 there? Okay, forest services no, but you're getting there. Um, 343 00:27:18.319 --> 00:27:23.640 a pool cleaner, a pool pool boy star, No stripper, magic mike, 344 00:27:23.960 --> 00:27:33.359 no, dancing no, yes, lawyers on there? An artist no, 345 00:27:33.559 --> 00:27:37.000 but a musician is on there. Okay. Um, and then Brian, 346 00:27:37.079 --> 00:27:42.480 you were close. Farmer women think farmers are sexy? Really really? 347 00:27:42.880 --> 00:27:51.720 Mechanic is on there okay, and paramedic okay, an electrician plumbers but that's 348 00:27:51.759 --> 00:27:56.599 not an electrician. Plumbers not on here, although I dated the hottest plumber 349 00:27:56.599 --> 00:28:00.519 that ever lived. Yes, oh my god, that was like how many 350 00:28:00.599 --> 00:28:04.440 years ago? Ten? Yeah? My goodness. Yeah on the hottest Plumber. 351 00:28:06.519 --> 00:28:14.240 Oh yeah, and it was fun. Yeah big he retrograde coming up 352 00:28:14.279 --> 00:28:18.000 soon? Maybe it should well you know it, Yes, I know. 353 00:28:18.240 --> 00:28:19.920 I think it has to happen to me that I don't think I should initiate. 354 00:28:21.039 --> 00:28:26.839 You can definitely initiate it. He's married now I can figure it out. 355 00:28:27.160 --> 00:28:30.640 Maybe just a flame just to make Oh I would, yes, you 356 00:28:30.680 --> 00:28:37.240 would climb again, yes, yes, start you should text him and be 357 00:28:37.319 --> 00:28:41.799 like, I'm all Tingling'll be a good idea. Oh my god, yeah, 358 00:28:44.279 --> 00:28:45.400 oh my god. I want to google and see if he's single. 359 00:28:47.160 --> 00:28:49.920 Oh yeah, google it? Yeah, or whatever. Facebook. I don't 360 00:28:49.920 --> 00:28:52.519 know. I don't know what he's on. I don't think he's on any 361 00:28:52.559 --> 00:28:56.440 of those. That's what's hot about him too, that he's not on social 362 00:28:56.480 --> 00:29:00.720 media. I love not anyway that I was, but Plumber's not on there. 363 00:29:00.839 --> 00:29:07.160 Okay, So now here are the top ten sexiest professions according to men. 364 00:29:07.359 --> 00:29:11.880 Okay, women, Stripper, oh my god, no, no, 365 00:29:12.720 --> 00:29:18.119 nurse. There's got to be nurse, yes, okay, Um, let 366 00:29:18.160 --> 00:29:26.759 me think doctor yes okay, um, Therapist no, um, marista no, 367 00:29:26.839 --> 00:29:33.079 um, there's an obvious one. You guys are really missing. Number 368 00:29:33.079 --> 00:29:40.240 one Candy Graham. Wait, okay, danser teacher, teachers on there, 369 00:29:40.440 --> 00:29:45.440 but it's not number one ballerina. Uh did you say singer? Yes, 370 00:29:47.480 --> 00:29:53.200 I know you didn't singer. No singers on here. No actress, Yes, 371 00:29:53.279 --> 00:29:57.960 that's on there. There's one that is glaring that you're missing. Stripper. 372 00:29:59.279 --> 00:30:02.920 No, okay, not teacher, not doctor, not nurse. Teacher's 373 00:30:02.960 --> 00:30:10.920 on there. Prostitute teacher, nurse is on there? Uh? Cop police 374 00:30:10.960 --> 00:30:15.279 officers on there? Women? Yes, I don't think I'd be attracted to 375 00:30:15.559 --> 00:30:21.839 a female police officer that. But isn't that kind of waitress? No? 376 00:30:22.079 --> 00:30:27.559 But bartender's on there? Okay, prostitute this there's one that's weird and one 377 00:30:27.599 --> 00:30:34.319 that's obvious. The obvious one yes, uh model No? What my god? 378 00:30:34.759 --> 00:30:41.279 Um? Like what kind of a men and women can do this job? 379 00:30:41.359 --> 00:30:49.920 But it's mainly women that do it. And it is you run into 380 00:30:51.119 --> 00:30:57.400 this profession when you're going somewhere. Flight attendant that's not that OBUs must flight 381 00:30:57.400 --> 00:31:02.279 attendant down days. I don't think they're all that. Um, will you 382 00:31:02.359 --> 00:31:07.680 get well nowhere? Last ten times I've a plane, it's been older ladies 383 00:31:07.759 --> 00:31:12.960 and gay guys. Which what do you fly it? Depends, and they 384 00:31:14.000 --> 00:31:17.079 all have great chemistry with each other, but none of it seems all that 385 00:31:17.279 --> 00:31:19.480 sexy. Well, anyway, it's number one on the list, and then 386 00:31:19.519 --> 00:31:26.640 you miss made oh because they think that, oh yeah, they'll fluff more 387 00:31:26.680 --> 00:31:29.960 than your towels. Yeah, that should have been like, you know, 388 00:31:30.079 --> 00:31:33.240 massuse or something. Then, oh that would have been a good one. 389 00:31:33.640 --> 00:31:37.400 Like not that you not that you would get a massage when she came home 390 00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:40.440 from work. She'd be too tired to like hook you up, right true? 391 00:31:40.680 --> 00:31:45.119 Yeah, but anyway, all right, break, So that's my host 392 00:31:45.240 --> 00:31:48.319 chat. What's your host chat? Mister? Do you have one? Or 393 00:31:48.359 --> 00:31:52.480 do I write in something else? I did? Come on, do you 394 00:31:52.559 --> 00:31:56.759 have where's your book? I didn't write it down? Is it something that 395 00:31:56.839 --> 00:31:59.680 happened to you? Yeah? Is it somewhere you went? Is something you 396 00:31:59.759 --> 00:32:05.559 saw? Is it something? Yea? Sometimes I went to this restaurant really 397 00:32:05.640 --> 00:32:13.799 good, the waitress was lovely. Yeah, it was just like it would 398 00:32:13.799 --> 00:32:16.559 be the same thing. Oh I know what it was. Oh, okay, 399 00:32:16.640 --> 00:32:21.759 I remember what it was. Did you hear on the news it was 400 00:32:21.960 --> 00:32:24.359 It's been all over the news the last couple of days about the dad that 401 00:32:24.440 --> 00:32:29.680 was arrested that killed his three kids. Yeah, no, shot them And 402 00:32:29.799 --> 00:32:34.839 it was three four and seven. I think, what the hell was that 403 00:32:35.039 --> 00:32:40.880 all about? They they they apprehended him. He had a gun, um, 404 00:32:43.119 --> 00:32:46.000 a shotgun, and they apprehended him and then they let him. They 405 00:32:46.119 --> 00:32:51.400 let him out of the cuffs because he said it they hurt and I'm like, 406 00:32:51.640 --> 00:32:55.920 are you kidding me? He will die? Oh for sure, he'll 407 00:32:55.960 --> 00:32:59.680 be killed in prison. But I was like, oh my god. And 408 00:32:59.799 --> 00:33:04.839 then remember when we came back, um from lunch on Friday, and I 409 00:33:04.960 --> 00:33:07.440 said, hey, be careful because at the top of your street there was 410 00:33:07.480 --> 00:33:10.000 a bunch of police. Actually, did you hear about what happened? I 411 00:33:10.160 --> 00:33:14.440 got it right up the street the Donus shop, Yeah, talk about it. 412 00:33:14.640 --> 00:33:20.240 There were there were probably twenty police cars. There's a helicopter, a 413 00:33:21.240 --> 00:33:27.160 armed Yeah, he went. He came in and was just being verbally abusive 414 00:33:27.200 --> 00:33:30.839 to everybody. So the people that worked there from they're so sweet that people 415 00:33:30.839 --> 00:33:35.000 of the Donut Stars, Oh, they're so nice. And um, I 416 00:33:35.119 --> 00:33:38.720 guess they asked everybody to leave, Like they asked the patrons that were in 417 00:33:38.799 --> 00:33:43.440 there to please leave, and the owners of the store. Yeah, okay, 418 00:33:43.519 --> 00:33:45.119 that's what they said on the news. And then the guy. Good 419 00:33:45.160 --> 00:33:47.880 of them. The guy wouldn't leave. He had a gun. Did he 420 00:33:47.920 --> 00:33:52.319 have a gun or a sword? I heard he had he had he had 421 00:33:52.400 --> 00:33:57.359 a gun. They said he had a sword and something else. Yeah, 422 00:33:58.160 --> 00:34:01.039 yeah, thank god. Nobody was hurt. But it messed up. It 423 00:34:01.200 --> 00:34:07.440 took forever to get together. Was unreal. Aren't you glad I had the 424 00:34:07.799 --> 00:34:10.880 forethought to take the shortcut? Yeah? You were smart. The Hillcrest Starbucks 425 00:34:12.000 --> 00:34:15.199 is closing two the one on fifth and Robinson. Yeah right there. No, 426 00:34:15.360 --> 00:34:19.920 not not not at Falcon in the corner. Not not the one up 427 00:34:19.960 --> 00:34:24.400 on fifth and Robin's nest y right there. No, that's right over there. 428 00:34:24.639 --> 00:34:29.320 Oh my directions, it's that it's back that way. Yeah yeah, 429 00:34:29.480 --> 00:34:32.159 yeah, pass it every day. I don't know why are our Starbucks across 430 00:34:32.199 --> 00:34:36.719 the country closing? Is this a thing? Or maybe they get bought. 431 00:34:36.960 --> 00:34:38.559 I think it has something to do with it. They're coming under fire for 432 00:34:38.800 --> 00:34:44.880 the LGBTQ stuff. But they're all or pride, are they really? They're 433 00:34:44.920 --> 00:34:51.559 not because they removed so corporations didn't really support or didn't really celebrate very pride 434 00:34:51.599 --> 00:34:53.239 this year because it's been it's every year, it's gotten like in June. 435 00:34:53.599 --> 00:35:00.239 In June, they didn't produced a pride month. Each year is getting more 436 00:35:00.360 --> 00:35:04.760 blowback. So and Starbucks came under fire because they got caught their men. 437 00:35:04.880 --> 00:35:07.199 They were telling managers to start taking down decorations like three days in. I 438 00:35:07.280 --> 00:35:12.079 don't think that had anything to do with it. This one closing, I 439 00:35:12.159 --> 00:35:15.599 heard there was blowback, but this is also hillcrests of It could have everything 440 00:35:15.679 --> 00:35:19.079 to do with them being too there's a lot of scary people around. Let 441 00:35:19.079 --> 00:35:20.880 me just look at up yeah, look at up. Well. And I 442 00:35:21.079 --> 00:35:23.280 heard that they were This is what I heard some time back. I think 443 00:35:23.280 --> 00:35:28.679 this might have been last year, is that they were closing underperforming stores. 444 00:35:29.360 --> 00:35:34.880 Oh so, I mean because there's so many. I mean they're everywhere where 445 00:35:34.960 --> 00:35:37.800 I live. There's three on one street. Really, Oh, it's due 446 00:35:37.840 --> 00:35:42.199 to the ongoing homelessness crisis, that's what? Okay? Is that what it 447 00:35:42.320 --> 00:35:45.840 is? They there's a lot going on there. We got I know, 448 00:35:47.360 --> 00:35:51.320 what are you gonna do? What can we do? I mean, what 449 00:35:51.559 --> 00:35:55.320 can we do? I feel so really want to get help, some don't, 450 00:35:55.639 --> 00:36:04.639 Some want to be homeless. My take is that you definitely there definitely 451 00:36:04.679 --> 00:36:06.800 needs to be a compassionate element to it, but there also needs to be 452 00:36:06.880 --> 00:36:10.280 a this is like not cool element to it. Are breaking the law right? 453 00:36:10.360 --> 00:36:14.360 Oh, for sure, there are those that do need help, and 454 00:36:14.480 --> 00:36:16.840 there are resources for those people. They maybe need to be more available. 455 00:36:17.039 --> 00:36:20.639 They're pretty available. They choose not to use them because they typically have to 456 00:36:20.679 --> 00:36:22.800 be clean or you have to be willing to get clean, because you know, 457 00:36:22.840 --> 00:36:28.199 a lot of the a lot of the shelters they have like you can't 458 00:36:28.639 --> 00:36:31.440 be in there high on drugs or drunk or anything. So they're just like, 459 00:36:31.760 --> 00:36:36.239 forget it, I'll just stay out. And like, uh, my 460 00:36:36.440 --> 00:36:42.639 roommate Antonio, he was driving just on the neighborhood street right up on Goldfinch 461 00:36:43.039 --> 00:36:45.559 guy taking to dump right on the sidewater, and they have They're in a 462 00:36:45.639 --> 00:36:50.599 really tough spot in life. I just feel like, where are they supposed 463 00:36:50.639 --> 00:36:53.519 to go? I just feel like I feel like just in the name of 464 00:36:53.559 --> 00:36:59.559 compassion, kind of letting whatever happens happens is just not good for anybody, 465 00:36:59.679 --> 00:37:02.079 for anybody. But I do think there are resources, but you know, 466 00:37:02.480 --> 00:37:06.800 they're refusing to use them. In some cases, sometimes there's not enough resources. 467 00:37:06.880 --> 00:37:09.440 But it's I mean, there's a multip you think that there is like 468 00:37:10.480 --> 00:37:15.960 there we could build like a like a a tense city to house all of 469 00:37:16.480 --> 00:37:22.239 them. Is the crime rate because they do a lot of times they do 470 00:37:22.360 --> 00:37:28.000 go commit crimes for drug money or just money in general. It is you 471 00:37:28.119 --> 00:37:32.119 know, it's really sad. I mean, like I just feel so much 472 00:37:32.239 --> 00:37:37.920 more close to those people, considering like my situation the last couple of years. 473 00:37:37.000 --> 00:37:40.800 I'm like, God, like I am a freaking paycheck away from possibly 474 00:37:42.199 --> 00:37:44.840 I can see it. You know, we could have. It could very 475 00:37:44.880 --> 00:37:49.360 well up into anybody really so. But the difference is if you were to 476 00:37:49.400 --> 00:37:52.840 go homeless, there are resources available for you. Yeah, true, if 477 00:37:52.880 --> 00:37:55.239 you were, if you were choosing to not do them because for whatever reason 478 00:37:55.280 --> 00:37:59.719 that I would, Oh, well, so a little self inflicted, you're 479 00:37:59.800 --> 00:38:04.519 kind of and then you know you're breaking into Starbucks to sleep, we know, 480 00:38:04.679 --> 00:38:07.719 And this is I was talking with somebody about this just the other day. 481 00:38:07.280 --> 00:38:09.679 Um, you know, because of what I do for a living. 482 00:38:10.199 --> 00:38:15.159 Um, I know that. Um there was a big high rise downtown that 483 00:38:15.280 --> 00:38:20.559 I had been a part of, and there was a section of the building 484 00:38:20.679 --> 00:38:25.360 that was affordable housing, and people used to come to look at units, 485 00:38:25.440 --> 00:38:32.159 and I mean they would pull up in range rovers decked head to toe in 486 00:38:32.280 --> 00:38:37.840 like Gucci, Louis Vatan, Prada, and they were and I hate to 487 00:38:38.119 --> 00:38:43.840 I don't mean to sound like ggit, but it was unbearable dealing with them 488 00:38:43.960 --> 00:38:47.079 because they were using the system. And I was like, come on, 489 00:38:49.440 --> 00:38:53.920 that's you know, oh you would be you would be shocked. It was 490 00:38:54.000 --> 00:39:00.480 not. We have a very generous system and it gets taken advantage of far 491 00:39:00.880 --> 00:39:02.920 for sure. Yeah. Like I don't want to say a blind eyes turned 492 00:39:02.920 --> 00:39:07.159 to it, but yeah, nothing happens about it. Yeah, it's especially 493 00:39:07.320 --> 00:39:10.760 during COVID. It's probably really Yeah, oh, money draining, I mean 494 00:39:10.960 --> 00:39:14.760 yeah, I mean it's costing us. It's I mean, everyone talks about 495 00:39:14.760 --> 00:39:17.599 our military's money, but actually welfare programs and or in taliment programs are biggest 496 00:39:17.599 --> 00:39:22.800 spending in the entire country. Unbelievable. Yeah wow, yeah, Well, 497 00:39:22.039 --> 00:39:27.360 anyway, let's talk about something more happy. Okay. Yeah, I hope 498 00:39:27.440 --> 00:39:30.400 that you know, we can do it, because that's really sad that because 499 00:39:30.400 --> 00:39:32.440 you're thinking there's all these people that are now going to be out of jobs. 500 00:39:34.360 --> 00:39:37.280 Yeah, and because I don't know how Starbucks operates, but you don't 501 00:39:37.320 --> 00:39:40.480 know if they're going to ship them to another if they're gonna say, well, 502 00:39:40.559 --> 00:39:44.360 hey, this store is going to be open, we're hiring here, 503 00:39:44.559 --> 00:39:46.880 or if they're just going to be out of jobs. I mean and remember, 504 00:39:46.920 --> 00:39:50.320 like imagine, it wasn't a Starbucks, those like a little local mom 505 00:39:50.360 --> 00:39:52.639 and pop shop. That's it. Yes, their life savings. They're probably 506 00:39:52.679 --> 00:39:54.960 gonna be in debt from next couple of years because of that. Yeah, 507 00:39:55.199 --> 00:40:01.280 that was everything they had. Yeah, so God, I want to go 508 00:40:02.559 --> 00:40:07.480 go up to bed and put my head into the covers and just sleep. 509 00:40:07.360 --> 00:40:12.079 You're depressing me. Let's make this happier. Okay. I have two things, 510 00:40:12.360 --> 00:40:15.079 Yes, do you want me to do Rando News or do we want 511 00:40:15.119 --> 00:40:22.920 to play two rounds only two of the confession game? The confession get it 512 00:40:22.960 --> 00:40:30.440 out, let me get it out. You were I heard you? Okay. 513 00:40:30.960 --> 00:40:37.639 There's this sex category, there's the relationship category. There's the I can't 514 00:40:37.679 --> 00:40:43.840 read that money category. Okay, there's the family category, and then the 515 00:40:44.000 --> 00:40:49.159 career. Okay, you have to answer your question or else you are banned 516 00:40:49.199 --> 00:40:52.880 from this podcast for two weeks. Oh yeah, I'd love to see it. 517 00:40:52.920 --> 00:40:57.039 Little rack to you do that? Okay? Okay, you know what 518 00:40:57.760 --> 00:41:02.159 I'm gonna go first this time? Okay, sex. Oh boys, Okay, 519 00:41:02.280 --> 00:41:07.519 we've already tucked about Laura. What do you find erotic in the workplace? 520 00:41:09.599 --> 00:41:14.360 Oh? My god? Like, are we talking like at the station 521 00:41:15.599 --> 00:41:17.880 traffic state? Like in the radio station. Is there anything that turns you 522 00:41:17.960 --> 00:41:22.840 on at work? Yeah, maybe there's someone there, like all the knobs 523 00:41:22.920 --> 00:41:30.159 on the control panel. To be completely honest, I do this frequently. 524 00:41:30.119 --> 00:41:38.480 I still will walk down the hall and get super excited when I see the 525 00:41:38.599 --> 00:41:43.840 station name on the side of the wall in the door and look in the 526 00:41:43.960 --> 00:41:49.480 studios. It's still like you get aroused sexually. It just gets me so 527 00:41:49.679 --> 00:41:52.920 excited. I just love radio so so much. No, doesn't mean I 528 00:41:52.280 --> 00:41:55.480 mean I'm trying to like a sexual not career questions. I just love it. 529 00:41:55.639 --> 00:42:00.360 I just know things get you aroused, not the name on the wall. 530 00:42:01.039 --> 00:42:06.920 Jesus, you're a band for two weeks on this podcast, God's just 531 00:42:07.039 --> 00:42:09.719 going to be Brian and I hosting it, all right. I can't can't 532 00:42:09.719 --> 00:42:14.239 think of anything. Okay, quite, you can pick anything, any topic 533 00:42:14.639 --> 00:42:22.000 topic relationships, because okay, I want to talk about, Brian, if 534 00:42:22.079 --> 00:42:25.119 you had to redesign the institution of marriage, what would be the rules? 535 00:42:25.320 --> 00:42:30.880 Oh? I cannot wait. This is a good one. If I had 536 00:42:30.920 --> 00:42:37.519 to redesign the institution of marriage, I probably wouldn't change much. Um, 537 00:42:37.679 --> 00:42:40.639 I might re look at divorce. Actually, I think divorce is rough. 538 00:42:42.199 --> 00:42:45.440 I think men should get shafted sometimes on divorce I would say probably more than 539 00:42:45.519 --> 00:42:49.360 sometimes, and sometimes I think it's justified. Sometimes I think it's not. 540 00:42:50.239 --> 00:42:52.199 It's too much up to the discretion of the judge. Yeah, I've seen 541 00:42:52.280 --> 00:42:55.719 some divorces it were men just absolutely get shafted. Okay, let's get back 542 00:42:55.760 --> 00:42:59.880 to the marriage. The rules about marriage, that's part of marriage. Okay, 543 00:42:59.920 --> 00:43:01.679 I wouldn't really I don't know if i'd really it's to any rules. 544 00:43:01.920 --> 00:43:05.599 I think marriage works best and there's not that many rules. What about the 545 00:43:05.679 --> 00:43:08.599 actual ceremony? Would there be anything you change about, like the wording of 546 00:43:08.679 --> 00:43:15.039 anything, less ceremony, more after party. Yeah, so less wordy ceremony? 547 00:43:15.239 --> 00:43:19.519 Uh huh? What about Okay, someday when you get married, are 548 00:43:19.519 --> 00:43:21.840 you going to ride out vows and are they going to be short? Then 549 00:43:22.000 --> 00:43:28.199 obviously I'll have to confer with my wife, Brian. I am going to 550 00:43:28.280 --> 00:43:30.599 get ordained as a minister and I'm going to perform the ceremony. Would be 551 00:43:30.679 --> 00:43:34.239 cool? Yeah, that'd be cool. That would be so cool. I 552 00:43:34.920 --> 00:43:37.679 would be down with that. And well, can I do um? You 553 00:43:37.719 --> 00:43:40.360 can watch the audience. You could be the flower girl. You can MC 554 00:43:40.519 --> 00:43:46.519 it Eric grimmerfician for sure. All right, I'll be on the bike. 555 00:43:49.039 --> 00:43:55.239 Okay, I'll see the whole thing. All right, all right, I 556 00:43:57.639 --> 00:44:10.039 would be one career if you were braver? What would what would you be 557 00:44:10.159 --> 00:44:15.159 doing with your life? Oh? Pause, this is good. Oh besides 558 00:44:15.239 --> 00:44:27.079 porn? Um uh, I would wow, i'd be doing with my life. 559 00:44:28.719 --> 00:44:32.760 I know what you'd be doing. I say it. What you'd want 560 00:44:32.800 --> 00:44:36.440 to be in show biz? You want to be? Yeah, I was 561 00:44:36.519 --> 00:44:40.159 just gonna say I would. Yeah, that would if you were a braver, 562 00:44:40.400 --> 00:44:45.320 you freaking I would do that? Think I would. I'm very I'm 563 00:44:45.440 --> 00:44:49.599 very shy, so I think I would clam up during an audition. Oh 564 00:44:50.760 --> 00:44:53.960 yeah, but it's tough. Yeah they might. You might be perfect for 565 00:44:54.199 --> 00:44:58.519 what they're looking for physically, though, you never know. True. It's 566 00:44:58.559 --> 00:45:00.199 okay, bread, well, but we'll get braver. Yeah, okay, 567 00:45:00.880 --> 00:45:09.119 mine is relationships. Okay, Laura Kane, which of your ex's would you 568 00:45:09.280 --> 00:45:17.039 not mind hearing it had suffered some kind of a reversal reversal like getting back 569 00:45:17.079 --> 00:45:22.280 together, or like wonder No, I'm sure like suffered some kind of a 570 00:45:22.400 --> 00:45:27.000 reversal, like something bad had happened to me. No, or meaning like 571 00:45:27.440 --> 00:45:30.440 they changed. Maybe they changed, maybe they changed the kind of person they 572 00:45:30.440 --> 00:45:34.400 are, or maybe well to suffer. So I guess maybe they just change 573 00:45:34.440 --> 00:45:36.400 their mind they didn't want to break up with you post too late, or 574 00:45:36.920 --> 00:45:40.840 and so what was the first part of the question? Different makes sense? 575 00:45:42.119 --> 00:45:45.760 Yeah, what are the worst sides of your partner? Well, well, 576 00:45:46.559 --> 00:45:55.039 let's see he rolls in about five minutes before showtime. He he refuses to 577 00:45:55.159 --> 00:45:59.400 change his shirt when I want him too for the next episode, I did 578 00:45:59.480 --> 00:46:06.360 not refuse. I don't know. You're You're the closest thing I had to 579 00:46:06.440 --> 00:46:09.239 a partner anyway, forget it. I'm not going to answer. Just roll 580 00:46:09.360 --> 00:46:15.079 the damn dice. Who's relationships? Oh my god, this is a big 581 00:46:15.199 --> 00:46:21.679 one tonight. What about you? Does your partner not understand Brian? Oh? 582 00:46:22.159 --> 00:46:29.719 Um, just how magnificent you are? You're your silence? Maybe yeah, 583 00:46:30.440 --> 00:46:34.320 I don't know. We don't understand any each other pretty well. Um, 584 00:46:36.599 --> 00:46:37.679 I don't know. I've got some like nerdy things, like a big 585 00:46:37.719 --> 00:46:39.760 fan of Indiana Jones and things like that. I mean, but I think 586 00:46:39.800 --> 00:46:43.639 she understands it. She doesn't relate. I don't know. I don't know 587 00:46:43.639 --> 00:46:49.639 if there's anything that truly just cannot understand. Um, do you lack a 588 00:46:49.760 --> 00:46:53.039 little bit of emotion? Would she like to see you more emotion from you? 589 00:46:53.239 --> 00:46:57.480 Oh? No, Well then why are you like that with me and 590 00:46:57.760 --> 00:47:00.559 him? Because I'm in a relationship with you guys? Are you sure as 591 00:47:00.639 --> 00:47:07.440 heck? Are the tiger thinking? Okay? Who's turned yours? She probably 592 00:47:07.480 --> 00:47:14.440 would say emotion yeah, I s thank you? Oh see, I got 593 00:47:14.519 --> 00:47:19.920 it y eight? Okay. Is the problem with infidelity that it hurts the 594 00:47:20.000 --> 00:47:24.719 other person? Or is it bad in and of itself? I think is 595 00:47:24.760 --> 00:47:30.480 that it hurts the other person. I'm gonna say both. I would say 596 00:47:30.599 --> 00:47:34.159 both, but I would weigh in more than it hurts the other person another 597 00:47:34.199 --> 00:47:37.079 one, I want another sex? Wait, what's your answer to that? 598 00:47:37.679 --> 00:47:42.760 Um, it's just bad, it's in period. So both. So is 599 00:47:42.800 --> 00:47:45.039 an ethical issue just the fact that it hurts somebody. But see, here's 600 00:47:45.079 --> 00:47:52.679 here's the thing with infidelity. I think that if let's just say this, 601 00:47:52.960 --> 00:47:57.920 it's not my thing. But um, let's just say there is a couple 602 00:47:58.039 --> 00:48:05.400 that is they're very happy to Let's say, if they're an agreement relationship, 603 00:48:05.679 --> 00:48:07.960 Yeah, if they have that agreement, yeah, be sure. I don't 604 00:48:08.000 --> 00:48:13.400 know, but I don't there's anything I mean, I'm I'm personally not a 605 00:48:13.800 --> 00:48:19.039 proponent of it because I think at some point someone's going to get for sure. 606 00:48:20.559 --> 00:48:22.360 I think it is still wrong to a certain and not even just in 607 00:48:22.400 --> 00:48:25.000 a religious sense. I think it just doesn't work right. I don't think 608 00:48:25.039 --> 00:48:31.199 it works and I don't think that um, whatever your stance on it is 609 00:48:31.800 --> 00:48:37.440 is fine. But if you're in a relationship with somebody, like a loving 610 00:48:38.039 --> 00:48:42.840 relationship, I don't think you can be out there being intimate with other people 611 00:48:42.880 --> 00:48:45.360 and just be like it doesn't mean anything. I agree, especially I not 612 00:48:45.480 --> 00:48:49.840 to sound sachist, especially for women who have like where loyalty is kind of 613 00:48:49.960 --> 00:48:52.440 ingrained in their biology. Yeah, also for men, and which is a 614 00:48:52.519 --> 00:48:57.280 negative thing. It's I just don't buy it normally. I want to partake 615 00:48:57.320 --> 00:49:00.400 in them, right because I'm when I'm in a relationship, chip, I'm 616 00:49:00.519 --> 00:49:05.880 very loyal and I'm committed to that one person. So I'm not going to 617 00:49:05.960 --> 00:49:10.119 be out fooling around and having sex with other people, and I would hope 618 00:49:10.239 --> 00:49:15.480 that my partner wasn't either. Yeah, I've got a whole sides. I've 619 00:49:15.559 --> 00:49:20.199 done it and it's been done to me, and it's crappy both ways. 620 00:49:20.280 --> 00:49:23.079 It sucks. Yeah, you feel horrible. This is back in my drinking 621 00:49:23.159 --> 00:49:28.440 days, it was. Yeah, I would never do it again. Well, 622 00:49:28.559 --> 00:49:30.239 I mean I hope I would never do it again. I wouldn't want 623 00:49:30.280 --> 00:49:35.199 to, but I have a clear mind now. But it's sure hurts when 624 00:49:35.239 --> 00:49:37.079 it happens to you, for sure. I mean, god, not that 625 00:49:37.199 --> 00:49:44.599 hurts worse than the right with whom is it not just revolting but a little 626 00:49:44.800 --> 00:49:49.719 frightening to imagine having sex with? Is that yours? Yes? I just 627 00:49:49.840 --> 00:49:54.880 read another one because Kathy Griffin, Oh, Hillary Clinton? Which one? 628 00:49:55.639 --> 00:50:00.760 Which one is worse? Which one worse? Really? Yeah? Because there's 629 00:50:00.760 --> 00:50:04.840 the idea if I disappoint her, she might have me killed. See. 630 00:50:04.880 --> 00:50:10.079 I think Kathy Griffin was a really great for sure, but like I think 631 00:50:10.159 --> 00:50:15.280 Kellary Clint would just be disappointed for me. It would be like what if 632 00:50:15.360 --> 00:50:19.880 I, like I saw Tom Sandoval's band and I was just like, oh 633 00:50:19.920 --> 00:50:22.320 my god, he's so hot, and then I got with him. That 634 00:50:22.360 --> 00:50:25.639 would be really frightening and revolting. I'd be revolted in Yeah, I would 635 00:50:25.639 --> 00:50:30.239 be revolted for you. Does that? Does that even answer the question? 636 00:50:30.360 --> 00:50:34.039 I don't know what I'm what are we even talking about anymore? Not sure? 637 00:50:34.800 --> 00:50:38.840 Ready? Okay, who's turn is it? I know it's two good 638 00:50:38.880 --> 00:50:43.519 families? Family? So this is you just sex one no one once you're 639 00:50:43.519 --> 00:50:51.800 about family? Okay, Oh my god? Who do you rather regret sleeping 640 00:50:51.880 --> 00:51:00.559 with? You can't obviously say any names, but is there somebody that you 641 00:51:00.639 --> 00:51:04.000 do? Oh? I was doing this for Brian? No pass? Oh 642 00:51:06.079 --> 00:51:09.039 do I regret sleeping? Well? Do you do you regret sleeping with somebody 643 00:51:09.400 --> 00:51:13.800 from your path? Yes? Well, yeah, we all have that definitely. 644 00:51:15.199 --> 00:51:17.119 I could think about this guy in college. It was a one night 645 00:51:17.199 --> 00:51:22.400 stand. Why one of my own? Because wait, sorry, is it 646 00:51:22.400 --> 00:51:23.920 because it was a one night stand? Or is it there was like something 647 00:51:23.960 --> 00:51:27.440 else? Well, it was in college. I was a freshman. It 648 00:51:27.559 --> 00:51:30.920 was this fraternity guy. I brought him back to my apartment. We like 649 00:51:30.159 --> 00:51:34.840 had sex. It was bad. He had a tiny ding dong I got 650 00:51:35.159 --> 00:51:39.880 I remember that very clearly. I was drunk um. It was messy. 651 00:51:40.480 --> 00:51:45.519 He didn't never called me again. You just I wish that never happened. 652 00:51:45.519 --> 00:51:47.159 I wish that never ever happened. What stands out to you about it? 653 00:51:47.239 --> 00:51:52.039 That was so bad? Tiny penis? So if you had a big it 654 00:51:52.079 --> 00:51:53.800 would have been better. Yeah, I mean, like, so you regret 655 00:51:53.880 --> 00:51:59.719 sleeping with a man with a small win there the smallest you could ever imagine. 656 00:52:00.280 --> 00:52:06.320 And I'm sorry about that. Was it like thimble small? Okay? 657 00:52:06.440 --> 00:52:08.480 Let me put it this way. It just bat You know, the little 658 00:52:08.599 --> 00:52:14.360 cap that you put on whip cream. It could fit on that whip if 659 00:52:14.360 --> 00:52:22.159 the top could fit on Are you kidding hard? Oh my god? For 660 00:52:22.320 --> 00:52:27.239 him? Now? I feel bad. Of course. I don't even remember 661 00:52:27.280 --> 00:52:30.159 his name. I knew his name. He's like remember kids, I said 662 00:52:30.159 --> 00:52:35.119 with Laura Cane back in the game, jealous. He's on the radio right 663 00:52:35.159 --> 00:52:40.239 now. Oh my god. If we gotta stop, we gotta stop. 664 00:52:43.400 --> 00:52:45.800 Let's go, we gotta end this. Okay, bye, I'll do Rando 665 00:52:45.920 --> 00:52:47.760 News next week. We have a lot of lots of stuff we had to 666 00:52:47.840 --> 00:52:51.880 talk about this week. Thank you so much for watching, Thank you for 667 00:52:52.079 --> 00:52:54.280 listening. You guys are great. We appreciate it. We love doing this 668 00:52:54.360 --> 00:53:00.679 show, and thank you for We love you guys and August seventeenth, Market 669 00:53:00.719 --> 00:53:05.480 down. Okay, Thursday night, It's already on my calendar, baby, 670 00:53:05.719 --> 00:53:08.360 better be on your calendar. Doors open at six, show starts at seven 671 00:53:08.519 --> 00:53:13.239 twenty bucks and I get there at seven thirty fashionable late. Oh no, 672 00:53:14.400 --> 00:53:22.760 you know I'm the talent and you guys are driving. You don't even stress 673 00:53:22.800 --> 00:53:27.000 me out already. Love your podcast. Where's the rest of the card. 674 00:53:27.079 --> 00:53:30.599 I'll deal with it. Let me deal with it, jeez. But the 675 00:53:30.719 --> 00:53:35.199 thing is, Oh my god, say it is what it's time? Say 676 00:53:35.239 --> 00:53:44.679 what? Oh? I love you, I love you very much. Yeah, 677 00:53:44.719 --> 00:53:47.679 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I do. That's great for you. 678 00:53:50.360 --> 00:54:01.239 I'm happy for you, Brian. You're amazing. You guys are incredible. 679 00:54:01.320 --> 00:54:05.519 Love your podcast, boys, let me by your podcast.