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And it's the fiftieth anniversary of the
nineteen seventy four tornado. Oh wow,

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first of tornado. Did you guys
get by tornado cards? Fitty? I

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did, thank you, Thank you
to celebrate for lunch. I'm not done.

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We're going to Super America and I'm
about all of us tornadoes. Oh

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wow, wow, that's a sausage
egg. And if you're a little inebriated,

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those are fantastic tornados. Yeah,
those are. But last night's tornado,

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good god, what did I for? Ohio, Kentucky and Tennessee.

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Plenty of damage across the state of
Kentucky. On the way in, I

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was listening to Jerry Eves. He
does an hour long show on Sports Talk

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seven ninety. He lives in Prospect. He's on the left side and he

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described as himself, So I'm not
old people where Jerry Eves lives. But

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you know where all that the shopping
center is McDonald's and all that there in

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Prospect, Main Prospect downtown. Ye, yes, yes, yes, Just

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to advance the conversation, Oh my
lord, get out of the middletown you

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used to be with Dixie Highway.
Now it's like get out of Middletown,

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so it's right after that on the
left. So he did the whole hour

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where he drove around and described the
damage. It's like a tornado went right

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down US forty two in Prospect on
the right hand side. If you're heading

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out into Oldham County. Big trees
are down all along the side of the

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road. How are you? I've
meant to text you. I'm sorry,

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I got really based. Oh one
of us did texting. I'm sorry,

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how did it go? Well?
What was weird is we're watching the television

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coverage and we're looking at the map
on TV on the TV, and there

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wasn't even anything green over Goshen,
so it looked like there wasn't even raining,

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but it's hailing yes, and people
are texting us are you okay?

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I'm like, what do you mean? Are we okay? The TV they're

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talking about Indiana, and all of
a sudden, there's a tornado down right

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near us. It's like, okay, I don't know how that surprised you

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guys, but it did, and
it missed. That's probably by you know,

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two and a half miles. Well, you have much. You have

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a sports bar in your basement,
so did you just go right down to

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the basement. Yep, that's what
we did. Okay, Okay, so

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it did do a lot of damage
in you said Jerry's neighborhood. He told

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a story of his best friend lived
two blocks over from his house, and

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his son drove in right when it
was happening. The friend's son drove in

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right when it was happening and saw
the limb coming down, dove out of

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the car, and the man crushed
the car, crushed the window and busted

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out the two windows, the two
door windows. Wow. Yeah, so

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little other timing that happens more than
you think. Susan showed me a picture

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of Gosh. Home is huge,
I mean gigantic mansions like Home, and

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the entire roof was gone. We'll
get the Susan in a second. We'll

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get We'll get the Susan in a
second. Okay. So yeah, there's

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a we got hail. But it
was it seemed like and I was like,

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oh lord, I don't need this, but they it melted so quickly

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I was. I was glad it
wasn't. I guess it wasn't like damaging

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hail whatever. But Christian Brother's roofing. Yeah, no, kidding Christian Brother's

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Roofing Christian broroofing dot com. Uh
okay, so probably had some quarter sized

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stuff for a little while. Yeah, I guess that's what we had in

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check does it? Did that just
break the skylight? Yeah? And then

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we had that fifteen minutes of rain
that the ret that you that you're the

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land cannot take and no sewer can
take. Right. It's like, no,

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that's too much because obviously people know
we live in the backyard of a

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Holy Trinity parish and all of that
rain from their parking lot came into our

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backyard and we basically had a lake. I'll may get some ducks, big

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lake, Lake, big lake,
kind of like Diamond John adding it ordered

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seven hundred dollars ducks and he didn't
have their rains clipped ban when the winter

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came, his ducks flew away,
all right, so uh ducks. Yeah,

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man, what are you doing?
Oh it's a band name? Yeah

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yeah. Uh. But there's a
lot of damage, and I again,

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you know, Jerry Eves did a
great job of saying, go to companies

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that you trust, that you know
and looke turn around, looked, turn

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around. That the damage is crazy. I mean some people have their entire

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roofs of their house are gone.
Yeah right, garage doors punched in,

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and roads are blocked. Yeah,
there's no power. What about the tractor

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trailers that were just flipped over in
Indiana? There are three and one little

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area. It's crazy, the one
on the overpass too, down on the

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highway, you know, because what
do we normally do as guys? Okay,

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so here's an examples. If it's
raining just a little bit, my

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wife has to have a raincoat and
the umbrella, like she has forty seven

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umbrellas all over the place. Right. If you look at women most of

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the time, that's just them,
right, Guys, it could be pouring

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down rain and they walk as slow
as possible to their car because they don't

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range over hurt you. Of course, we're like seven hundred dollars ducks.

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You do exactly. Yeah, what
are you doing? Uh So, guys,

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sometimes you gotta get down to the
basement. Be careful, all right?

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So whoa, whoa, whoa,
that's a big can do? Me?

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Go down in my basement, right, bud, We're already there.

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He's already. You need the hot
tub in your basement, are you?

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Yeah, dude, seriously listen last
for four hours last night during the storm,

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I said, honey, let's go
watch the storm in our Southern comfort

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hot tub. Yeah, it's smart. Someone was too up and he didn't

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want to do it, so I
didn't do it. A slight bang all.

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You know, lightning hates water.
Yeah, the metal thing, of

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course it does. You should show
her your new golf clubs. Well in

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your Southern comfort hot tub. You
can have a hot Southern coming to ottub

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for as low as sixty five dollars
a month to by the way, twelve

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months. Sabs cast makes it easy. Southern Comfort hot time Christian Brothers Roofing

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Christian broroofing dot Com. Uh,
she's like, she bought you the clubs,

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and she's like, go, honey, go go practice your swing right

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now. I was down the basement. I said, well, we can't

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go on the silver covered hot tub. Let's at least order a Barone's Pizza

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Baronel's pizzas little style pizza in the
pizza that gives back to the city of

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Louisville, Southern Indiana. Mama Baranos
wings, pasta salad sandwiches. Yeah,

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that's that good. Did a tree
fall on your car. Cooking Reeves Luxury

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vans travel around in style for the
next couple of weeks, and you can't

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put a stretcher in that, so
they have wheelchair and stretcher transportation to help

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your parents. And you can buy
a used car as well. Cookingeevesvans dot

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com. You know when it's this
dark and cloudy and rainy and nasty eyes

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need adjustment when the sun comes right
baby, Sunglass dealer Shady Rays Baby.

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And by the way, if you
use code w h A S, you'll

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get fifty percent off to or more
pair fifty two or more pair to Shady

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Rays when you use code wh as. What do you do with that extra

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money? I would suggest pasta,
not just pazza, but lots of pasta

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is a fantastic idea. Jay Matthews
was unscanned. So you can sit in

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the coffee shop and have a sandwich, get ready for the weekend with some

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baked zd Maybe get a big thing
of homemade meatballs and Hogi buns and mozarella

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cheese, lots of posta. Sat
Matthew City Council pays the weather gods to

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keep the weather away from so right
you can live safe and eat at lots

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of Posta. Did lots of pasta
Louisville. You can't make a funny noise

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when you went to lots of Pasta, because if it did, I would

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go to Tony's break in Alignment.
Yeah, Tony's break Alignment three generations,

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they've they've been in business. And
plus they don't give you just a warranty.

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Oh no, my friends, they
give you a three year, thirty

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six thousand mile warranty at Tony's break
in Alignment. Well the rest go with

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the best. That's he's breaking the
line. And I did add some water.

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We were thinking we had water coming
into the basement, and I said,

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well, I'd looked at Jackie.
I said, don't worry about it.

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I mean we have quit cleaning and
restoration, right, they do the

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restoration part. So if you have
damage in the carpet and all that,

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they take care of it. Quit
cleaning and restoration one eight hundred four Koit

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cannot be real for one second,
though, y'all. Seriously, if I

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could chase a squirrel, oh r, everybody calm down. Last night was

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so terrifying with Susan and I listen, oh oh, that we started to

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cuddle in the basement. I said, honey, is if this is it,

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I want to be right here with
you. And it triggered some romanticism

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and well we wound up going up
to the boom boom room and having a

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special lady time. And that could
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work, but chances are will because
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well it just if it doesn't work, your ninety nine dollars gets refunded right

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then and there. Go to Tri
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you know what, I really kind
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I'm not moving anywhere because I love
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over. They're gonna track crap into
the house. Happens every single time.

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Once you have that pool house,
your property value goes up, so you

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want to keep that money in your
pocket. Yeah, well, if you're

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gonna sell your house now, you're
like, I'm not living here anymore.

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Tornado out of this tornado alley call
Prospect. I'm done, I'm du and

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done. Yeah, edland and Edland
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commission rate five nine twenty eight hundred
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nine twenty eight hundred one percent commission
rate to sell your Look at the time,

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we're gonna have to get to commercials
here before too long. Yeah,

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that's right. Oh, I will
say that Mayor Greenberg is going to talk

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here in just a couple of minutes. We're gonna try to go to that

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press conference live to catch up what
was going on. There's more serious damage,

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and we thought last night that's what
we're giving you. This great advice,

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of course, especially great advice.
Lance McGarvey chimes in, what if

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your ball and your force to wear
a wig all the time and the storm

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it blew your wig away, your
your hair piece. I would go out,

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look, who needs a hair piece? Don't have that done? Go

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to we grow hair indy dot com. Because simple what they do is they

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take your own hair and look at
that. Hey, Dave, take your

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shoes off and run your toes the
back of his head. That's amazing.

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Yeah, see you there. Okay, that's that's enough, all right,

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that's creepy. Listen, you can
get a free free consultation in person or

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online by going to we grow hair
indy dot com. Okay, all right,

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so not just that's your hair.
You lost weight too? Is that

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true? Is it? Is it
just the hair? There's something else going

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on? Ohio, Kentucky and Tennessee. Let's get to Susan Tyler with Yeah,

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what you say? I just said, Hey, my wife showed me

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a picture of a mansion with the
and you give me some kind of pissy.

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I thought we were friends. I
thought she would let me know that

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she was the legislator of the Year
in Frankfurt. Dude, come on,

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did you see that? Well?
Awesome. Look here's the problem. Yeah,

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I don't like talking about my personal
wife on the air nor with friends.

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Oh no, we get it.
So you just you just went just

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broke the fourth I'm sorry. I'm
sorry you broke the fourth wife. Susan

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Tyler Whitten went to Frankfort with a
mission, and she is accomplishing more.

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We are joke. We've been joking
with other people saying she's getting more done.

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And what is a year? Was
it was? It was her freshman

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term. I think this was the
second second second session. She's passed more

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laws than some people have been up
there for twenty years. It was crazy.

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First birthday, then come on second
man. But congratulations of Susan Tallowin.

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In spite of being married to Dwight, you're very effective in Frankfurt uless.

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She doesn't want to be at the
house. Just think if she wouldn't

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have this anchor, right that looks
like me President United States or governor probably

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you know, prison of the universe
maybe right. Okay, So it's a

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hard work pays off. I get
the commercials before too long, so I

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know that I'm suspended. Oh you're
still suspended. Yeah, oh, I

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didn't even think of that because Johnny's
at a funeral today, Johnny from the

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news. So Dave is going to
cover us. It's going to be a

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celebrity jokester, celebrity jokes. Wow, we're gonna have having celebrity guests come

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in and do the jokes. Right. It is great. And not any

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celebrity. It's not Carl this time. Sorry Carl. It's a former president.

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Oh here we go, many would
say, one of our greatest presidents.

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Jimmy co also had a sense of
humor. Are you ready? Yeah,

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yeah, let's go on the day
yoke other day. Yeah, Mayor

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Greenberg possibly at the bottom of the
hour is gonna update us on some storm

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damage and what they're doing. The
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So we'll we'll figure that out.
Right, Who do we have here?

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I think we're fine. We'll probably
probably covered. No, we're covered,

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all right. That is the mayor
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last night video. Now that the
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damage and it's it's extensive. Wait, wait a minute, Dave, is

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there a way for you to get
me in touch. I had one question

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with for the for the mayor,
and he's talking right now. I'll text

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him. Let me know, let
me know what I can answer. One

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ask one question. Okay, you're
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a question. Well make he's gonna
call one because we're journalists. Man,

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Oh, we've got a god,
we have a mic there, so we

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have a duty duty nor come on, all right. He's given some good

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advice there though. Know who your
contractors are. Yes, don't fall for

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shysters. They come in, We'll
take a down payment and you'll never see

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them again. If you see someone
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Don't you don't have to answer it? Yeah, you don't have to

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answer. Don't you ever answer your
front door anyway. Don't trust everybody with

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a clipboard. Wait what, Yeah, it's true, it's true. Just

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because they have a clipboard doesn't mean
they mean business. You can walk backstage

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or anywhere if you've got a clipboard
and a cell phone. We'll work with

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Yeah, we'll work with your insurance
company. Yeah. Believe you me,

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believe you me. I don't even
know what that means. Believe you me,

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you believe you me, believe you
me. Well, the lgn I

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guy pulled up in the front lawn
yesterday or two days ago. I was

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like, hey, hope you're not
coming to my house and he was like,

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actually I am. I was like
what. He goes, Uh,

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you got a small leak on your
Uh we had a gas leak? Who

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And I was like what his name
was? You me? And uh,

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he's trustworthy. He went over.
Look, you could come up with all

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the technology you want in the world, or just a plain little half bucket

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with a sponge with some soapy water. Yeah, Like this is old as

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time. Your great great great dad
did this and he just put the little

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soapy water all over my gas thing
on the side of the house, and

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he looked for the bubbles. Yeah, you got a leak here, did

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he? Like? Big girls?
I was like, uh, shood person,

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I don't get it. I'll explain
to you during the brain Thank you.

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I don't know. I was talking
about something serious, like people dying

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of gas leak. But with shoot
group food person, you know what,

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I had a gas leak? You
all finished? No, not really,

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but I do want to get this
story in because it's important. If we

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can use a transition, please do
you? Okay, if you want to

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drive the Nutmobile, here's your chance. O lord, you can go to

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Beapnutter dot com. There's two of
them, right, we have one Oscar

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myra wienermobile. Yeah, and there's
two Nutmobiles. Somebody's already driving the Wiener.

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They're not looking for anybody to drive
the Winner, just looking for somebody

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to drive the Nutmobile, which,
by the way, that's what I called

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my seventy six Buick Regal in the
eighties. Hey, I'll give you a

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ride in the Nutmobile. Uh,
if you're interested in tooling. Actual fact

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that some girls. OK. Thank
God for serious. Thank God for women

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with low self esteem. Did Heather
just get in Dwight's Nutmobile? Yes?

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Someone her parents? How was it
worse than you'd imagine? I can't imagine.

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Do you have something I can cut
myself with? Yeah? Not one,

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not two, but three people are
being sought after for the one year

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gig. Is the official nut chauffeur? That was also what I call myself.

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It's the same chassis, it's the
same concept, it's the same vehicle,

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it's the same shape. It's just
a peanut instead of a hot dog.

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What does it have a top hat? No, it's just a big

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nut. You don't know that.
You don't know that? Doesn't I do?

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Yes? I do. It's safer
with a hat on it. It's

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called what is the name of it? Stop calling it the nutmobile? That's

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what they're calling it. That's not
the name. That's what they're calling it.

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Well, some people call it nut
one, like you know Air Force

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one. Uh. Anyway, there's
not one, but two, but three

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people are going to be hired to
drive this nutmobile. Applications for this fun

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apologize it is called the nutmo.
So you're right. Wouldn't it be great

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if the Wiener Mobile and the Nutmobile
were on the expressway together, following closely

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behind. Yeah, but this is
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You just sit in the front.
This thing is a whole Look at

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it. This thing is like the
like a giant RV. I'd live in

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this thing. You know what.
That's a big nut. The lines on

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the peanuts I like exactly. It
looks like veins. It looks like we're

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just like down there. Couldn't have
made this thing worse, like you couldn't

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like who designed this? And then
some ceo went, yep, that's it.

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I think it's the Nickelodeon people apparently, So are you kidding? Do

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you think the scrotum looks like there
was extra elbow skin left over? Oh?

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This is way smaller than the Wiener
Mobile. This is like the size

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of a volts like a Voltsweke and
bus. Well, it's to scale when

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you light it up with them.
All right, thank you. Anyway,

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if you want to be an applicant
to drive the Nutmobile, not my seventy

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six Buik regal, but the actual
Nutmobile, go to Beapeanutter dot com.

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They're accepting applications for three Nut drivers. Yeah, go go Google, Goolden

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Nutmobile hold images and you're you're just
gonna shake your head. We're careful,

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just shake cared you me, like, are you kidding? Be careful when

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you come on, man, hey, coming up at the top of the

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hour, we have Wednesday's Heroes where
we honor a veteran with Tony Vinetti's production

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and stories. And then later we're
gonna play really in the years with Denise.

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Yeah, and you know, and
we are. We're gonna have these

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little one minute vignettes. I like
to right before the top of the hours

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the next one. Yeah, so
we have them. Well, we're gonna

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try to get is the Mary available
for me answering? One? Ask one

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question? Could you check? I
can't and I'm not sure if he's talking

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now let's see. Yeah, yeah, go ahead and just interrupt me and

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ask just ask hey, hey,
Mark Greenberg, Mark Greenberg? What I'm

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sorry to interrupt? Sir? Do
you have any comments about the behavior of

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the tornadoes last night? Going through
prospect? He has an agenda today.

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You want to ask him anything else? No, No, he's not gonna

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answer Dwight question. He might Well, I'll try when we get back after

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Wednesday Zero. I thought, okay, okay, that's it. I thought,

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as he did, I feel better
too, I really do. Okay,

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okay, he said it was lineman
day, so gotta play this for

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our lineman working hard. I won't
explain to people why we don't have live

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reies now. I'll just move on
use Radio eight forty real quick. You

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know who? I saw cover of
this song and concert and crushed it.

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Who Sexton Close, Guns N' Roses, absolutely crushed it. No, I'm serious