And it's the fiftieth anniversary of the nineteen seventy four tornado. Oh wow,
first of tornado. Did you guys get by tornado cards? Fitty? I
did, thank you, Thank you to celebrate for lunch. I'm not done.
We're going to Super America and I'm about all of us tornadoes. Oh
wow, wow, that's a sausage egg. And if you're a little inebriated,
those are fantastic tornados. Yeah, those are. But last night's tornado,
good god, what did I for? Ohio, Kentucky and Tennessee.
Plenty of damage across the state of Kentucky. On the way in, I
was listening to Jerry Eves. He does an hour long show on Sports Talk
seven ninety. He lives in Prospect. He's on the left side and he
described as himself, So I'm not old people where Jerry Eves lives. But
you know where all that the shopping center is McDonald's and all that there in
Prospect, Main Prospect downtown. Ye, yes, yes, yes, Just
to advance the conversation, Oh my lord, get out of the middletown you
used to be with Dixie Highway. Now it's like get out of Middletown,
so it's right after that on the left. So he did the whole hour
where he drove around and described the damage. It's like a tornado went right
down US forty two in Prospect on the right hand side. If you're heading
out into Oldham County. Big trees are down all along the side of the
road. How are you? I've meant to text you. I'm sorry,
I got really based. Oh one of us did texting. I'm sorry,
how did it go? Well? What was weird is we're watching the television
coverage and we're looking at the map on TV on the TV, and there
wasn't even anything green over Goshen, so it looked like there wasn't even raining,
but it's hailing yes, and people are texting us are you okay?
I'm like, what do you mean? Are we okay? The TV they're
talking about Indiana, and all of a sudden, there's a tornado down right
near us. It's like, okay, I don't know how that surprised you
guys, but it did, and it missed. That's probably by you know,
two and a half miles. Well, you have much. You have
a sports bar in your basement, so did you just go right down to
the basement. Yep, that's what we did. Okay, Okay, so
it did do a lot of damage in you said Jerry's neighborhood. He told
a story of his best friend lived two blocks over from his house, and
his son drove in right when it was happening. The friend's son drove in
right when it was happening and saw the limb coming down, dove out of
the car, and the man crushed the car, crushed the window and busted
out the two windows, the two door windows. Wow. Yeah, so
little other timing that happens more than you think. Susan showed me a picture
of Gosh. Home is huge, I mean gigantic mansions like Home, and
the entire roof was gone. We'll get the Susan in a second. We'll
get We'll get the Susan in a second. Okay. So yeah, there's
a we got hail. But it was it seemed like and I was like,
oh lord, I don't need this, but they it melted so quickly
I was. I was glad it wasn't. I guess it wasn't like damaging
hail whatever. But Christian Brother's roofing. Yeah, no, kidding Christian Brother's
Roofing Christian broroofing dot com. Uh okay, so probably had some quarter sized
stuff for a little while. Yeah, I guess that's what we had in
check does it? Did that just break the skylight? Yeah? And then
we had that fifteen minutes of rain that the ret that you that you're the
land cannot take and no sewer can take. Right. It's like, no,
that's too much because obviously people know we live in the backyard of a
Holy Trinity parish and all of that rain from their parking lot came into our
backyard and we basically had a lake. I'll may get some ducks, big
lake, Lake, big lake, kind of like Diamond John adding it ordered
seven hundred dollars ducks and he didn't have their rains clipped ban when the winter
came, his ducks flew away, all right, so uh ducks. Yeah,
man, what are you doing? Oh it's a band name? Yeah
yeah. Uh. But there's a lot of damage, and I again,
you know, Jerry Eves did a great job of saying, go to companies
that you trust, that you know and looke turn around, looked, turn
around. That the damage is crazy. I mean some people have their entire
roofs of their house are gone. Yeah right, garage doors punched in,
and roads are blocked. Yeah, there's no power. What about the tractor
trailers that were just flipped over in Indiana? There are three and one little
area. It's crazy, the one on the overpass too, down on the
highway, you know, because what do we normally do as guys? Okay,
so here's an examples. If it's raining just a little bit, my
wife has to have a raincoat and the umbrella, like she has forty seven
umbrellas all over the place. Right. If you look at women most of
the time, that's just them, right, Guys, it could be pouring
down rain and they walk as slow as possible to their car because they don't
range over hurt you. Of course, we're like seven hundred dollars ducks.
You do exactly. Yeah, what are you doing? Uh So, guys,
sometimes you gotta get down to the basement. Be careful, all right?
So whoa, whoa, whoa, that's a big can do? Me?
Go down in my basement, right, bud, We're already there.
He's already. You need the hot tub in your basement, are you?
Yeah, dude, seriously listen last for four hours last night during the storm,
I said, honey, let's go watch the storm in our Southern comfort
hot tub. Yeah, it's smart. Someone was too up and he didn't
want to do it, so I didn't do it. A slight bang all.
You know, lightning hates water. Yeah, the metal thing, of
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we're gonna have to get to commercials here before too long. Yeah,
that's right. Oh, I will say that Mayor Greenberg is going to talk
here in just a couple of minutes. We're gonna try to go to that
press conference live to catch up what was going on. There's more serious damage,
and we thought last night that's what we're giving you. This great advice,
of course, especially great advice. Lance McGarvey chimes in, what if
your ball and your force to wear a wig all the time and the storm
it blew your wig away, your your hair piece. I would go out,
look, who needs a hair piece? Don't have that done? Go
to we grow hair indy dot com. Because simple what they do is they
take your own hair and look at that. Hey, Dave, take your
shoes off and run your toes the back of his head. That's amazing.
Yeah, see you there. Okay, that's that's enough, all right,
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so not just that's your hair. You lost weight too? Is that
true? Is it? Is it just the hair? There's something else going
on? Ohio, Kentucky and Tennessee. Let's get to Susan Tyler with Yeah,
what you say? I just said, Hey, my wife showed me
a picture of a mansion with the and you give me some kind of pissy.
I thought we were friends. I thought she would let me know that
she was the legislator of the Year in Frankfurt. Dude, come on,
did you see that? Well? Awesome. Look here's the problem. Yeah,
I don't like talking about my personal wife on the air nor with friends.
Oh no, we get it. So you just you just went just
broke the fourth I'm sorry. I'm sorry you broke the fourth wife. Susan
Tyler Whitten went to Frankfort with a mission, and she is accomplishing more.
We are joke. We've been joking with other people saying she's getting more done.
And what is a year? Was it was? It was her freshman
term. I think this was the second second second session. She's passed more
laws than some people have been up there for twenty years. It was crazy.
First birthday, then come on second man. But congratulations of Susan Tallowin.
In spite of being married to Dwight, you're very effective in Frankfurt uless.
She doesn't want to be at the house. Just think if she wouldn't
have this anchor, right that looks like me President United States or governor probably
you know, prison of the universe maybe right. Okay, So it's a
hard work pays off. I get the commercials before too long, so I
know that I'm suspended. Oh you're still suspended. Yeah, oh, I
didn't even think of that because Johnny's at a funeral today, Johnny from the
news. So Dave is going to cover us. It's going to be a
celebrity jokester, celebrity jokes. Wow, we're gonna have having celebrity guests come
in and do the jokes. Right. It is great. And not any
celebrity. It's not Carl this time. Sorry Carl. It's a former president.
Oh here we go, many would say, one of our greatest presidents.
Jimmy co also had a sense of humor. Are you ready? Yeah,
yeah, let's go on the day yoke other day. Yeah, Mayor
Greenberg possibly at the bottom of the hour is gonna update us on some storm
damage and what they're doing. The city is helping UH with the rebuild.
So we'll we'll figure that out. Right, Who do we have here?
I think we're fine. We'll probably probably covered. No, we're covered,
all right. That is the mayor catching up with some of the damage from
last night video. Now that the sun is up and we can see the
damage and it's it's extensive. Wait, wait a minute, Dave, is
there a way for you to get me in touch. I had one question
with for the for the mayor, and he's talking right now. I'll text
him. Let me know, let me know what I can answer. One
ask one question. Okay, you're gonna ask question. Yeah, I got
a question. Well make he's gonna call one because we're journalists. Man,
Oh, we've got a god, we have a mic there, so we
have a duty duty nor come on, all right. He's given some good
advice there though. Know who your contractors are. Yes, don't fall for
shysters. They come in, We'll take a down payment and you'll never see
them again. If you see someone at your door and they are aggressively knocking.
Don't you don't have to answer it? Yeah, you don't have to
answer. Don't you ever answer your front door anyway. Don't trust everybody with
a clipboard. Wait what, Yeah, it's true, it's true. Just
because they have a clipboard doesn't mean they mean business. You can walk backstage
or anywhere if you've got a clipboard and a cell phone. We'll work with
Yeah, we'll work with your insurance company. Yeah. Believe you me,
believe you me. I don't even know what that means. Believe you me,
you believe you me, believe you me. Well, the lgn I
guy pulled up in the front lawn yesterday or two days ago. I was
like, hey, hope you're not coming to my house and he was like,
actually I am. I was like what. He goes, Uh,
you got a small leak on your Uh we had a gas leak? Who
And I was like what his name was? You me? And uh,
he's trustworthy. He went over. Look, you could come up with all
the technology you want in the world, or just a plain little half bucket
with a sponge with some soapy water. Yeah, Like this is old as
time. Your great great great dad did this and he just put the little
soapy water all over my gas thing on the side of the house, and
he looked for the bubbles. Yeah, you got a leak here, did
he? Like? Big girls? I was like, uh, shood person,
I don't get it. I'll explain to you during the brain Thank you.
I don't know. I was talking about something serious, like people dying
of gas leak. But with shoot group food person, you know what,
I had a gas leak? You all finished? No, not really,
but I do want to get this story in because it's important. If we
can use a transition, please do you? Okay, if you want to
drive the Nutmobile, here's your chance. O lord, you can go to
Beapnutter dot com. There's two of them, right, we have one Oscar
myra wienermobile. Yeah, and there's two Nutmobiles. Somebody's already driving the Wiener.
They're not looking for anybody to drive the Winner, just looking for somebody
to drive the Nutmobile, which, by the way, that's what I called
my seventy six Buick Regal in the eighties. Hey, I'll give you a
ride in the Nutmobile. Uh, if you're interested in tooling. Actual fact
that some girls. OK. Thank God for serious. Thank God for women
with low self esteem. Did Heather just get in Dwight's Nutmobile? Yes?
Someone her parents? How was it worse than you'd imagine? I can't imagine.
Do you have something I can cut myself with? Yeah? Not one,
not two, but three people are being sought after for the one year
gig. Is the official nut chauffeur? That was also what I call myself.
It's the same chassis, it's the same concept, it's the same vehicle,
it's the same shape. It's just a peanut instead of a hot dog.
What does it have a top hat? No, it's just a big
nut. You don't know that. You don't know that? Doesn't I do?
Yes? I do. It's safer with a hat on it. It's
called what is the name of it? Stop calling it the nutmobile? That's
what they're calling it. That's not the name. That's what they're calling it.
Well, some people call it nut one, like you know Air Force
one. Uh. Anyway, there's not one, but two, but three
people are going to be hired to drive this nutmobile. Applications for this fun
apologize it is called the nutmo. So you're right. Wouldn't it be great
if the Wiener Mobile and the Nutmobile were on the expressway together, following closely
behind. Yeah, but this is more like an RV rather than the Wiener.
You just sit in the front. This thing is a whole Look at
it. This thing is like the like a giant RV. I'd live in
this thing. You know what. That's a big nut. The lines on
the peanuts I like exactly. It looks like veins. It looks like we're
just like down there. Couldn't have made this thing worse, like you couldn't
like who designed this? And then some ceo went, yep, that's it.
I think it's the Nickelodeon people apparently, So are you kidding? Do
you think the scrotum looks like there was extra elbow skin left over? Oh?
This is way smaller than the Wiener Mobile. This is like the size
of a volts like a Voltsweke and bus. Well, it's to scale when
you light it up with them. All right, thank you. Anyway,
if you want to be an applicant to drive the Nutmobile, not my seventy
six Buik regal, but the actual Nutmobile, go to Beapeanutter dot com.
They're accepting applications for three Nut drivers. Yeah, go go Google, Goolden
Nutmobile hold images and you're you're just gonna shake your head. We're careful,
just shake cared you me, like, are you kidding? Be careful when
you come on, man, hey, coming up at the top of the
hour, we have Wednesday's Heroes where we honor a veteran with Tony Vinetti's production
and stories. And then later we're gonna play really in the years with Denise.
Yeah, and you know, and we are. We're gonna have these
little one minute vignettes. I like to right before the top of the hours
the next one. Yeah, so we have them. Well, we're gonna
try to get is the Mary available for me answering? One? Ask one
question? Could you check? I can't and I'm not sure if he's talking
now let's see. Yeah, yeah, go ahead and just interrupt me and
ask just ask hey, hey, Mark Greenberg, Mark Greenberg? What I'm
sorry to interrupt? Sir? Do you have any comments about the behavior of
the tornadoes last night? Going through prospect? He has an agenda today.
You want to ask him anything else? No, No, he's not gonna
answer Dwight question. He might Well, I'll try when we get back after
Wednesday Zero. I thought, okay, okay, that's it. I thought,
as he did, I feel better too, I really do. Okay,
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