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authors and dragons say that the Great Gavivia Challenge. I am your host,
wank spanker it, and I am here to bring you this amazing time and
concessence with amazing authors. Are going to do a round of trivia. Let's
start at the top. Emily, introduce yourself. Hey, Hi, Hello,
I'm Emily Kaplan. I write under E. M. Kaplan. I
play various characters, and I am here because I know nothing. Bully perfect,
Misty Massi, you're next. Well, hey, I'm Misty Massey.
I'm the author of the Mad Kestral series of pirate fantasy adventures, and I'm
really good at jeopardy when I'm at home on my couch and nobody's looking wonderful.
Wonderful mister. Well as as you poor British people say it, I'm
Steve Weverell and I also write books, and I'm shit at trivia. This
sounds a good a wonderful out take. Last, but not in the East,
Robert J. Bevin, how are you So hello friends. My name
is Robert Bevin and I played the role of Klaus Richter, a notorious rogue.
I write the Caverns of Creatures series of comedy, fantasy novels and short
stories. And we're about to find out how good I am at trivia.
Oh wonderful, wonderful, and I am wank' Spankerman also known as MK Gibson,
author such books as Technomanser shadow Master. Talk all that by my books
if you like them, otherwise I don't care. We're back to the trivia
now. As I said at the top of the I wank spankerming your host.
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we monetize masturbation. Every time you have a go at yourself, we get
paid. It's all complicated with crypto, but it doesn't matter. Very rich
and you are not. This is I'm so poor. He's probably rolling in
it. Oh, goodness, the name like Mike, you know, I
am, well, it's it's a nickname. It's not my real it's not
my given name. It's my mother called me Miike. Oh right, sweet,
well, my legal name is hard Meat. But you know that's neither
hard meat spank comment. But that's they were not here for me. We're
here for you, and this game shows, so let's beget all right this.
These are the rules of Gibivia. There are three rounds. Rounds one
and two have four categories, three questions each, easy, medium, and
hard. We're starting to look like there is a math component. Yes,
oh shit, So I'm gonna need each one of you to maintain your own
schools because I don't have a co host today. My lovely assistant stepped out
on me. We're currently hunting her down for sport because you do not leave
a spankleman. All right, oh so long, Fanny Flickerman. Well we
just called it a bean if you don't mind. Now, for each round
rounds one and two, but not three rounds one or two, each one
of you has a counterspell, meaning if someone like answers the question right and
you don't want them to get their points you counterspell it. That being said,
a counterspell can counter our counterspell, and a counter can counter our counter,
so you can. Do you understand what I'm saying? Now, play
Dungeons and Dragons. You've played Dungeons and Dragon think of as an uner reverse
card. But each everybody? Have I played Dungeons and Dragons? I've appeared
on the Office and Dragons podcast. News to me, I was just brought
in forty like, actually, bring a little class of this shit show of
a podcast of yours. All right, have you played Dungeons and Dragons?
Think of it in terms of una. I got a lot of shaking heads,
one from the ginger head, lasts from from down south. So you
kept going on, I don't understand this. This is baffling me. So
there's just too many numbers. Oh it gets wor Oh god, now someone
else who's good with numbers, Emily, since you are good with numbers,
do me a favor on each I couldn't need someone to like know which category
someone already asked for this question, and this question of question you will see
as we go along. Now, the final round is a surprise, so
we'll keep that in mind, all right, now, who is the youngest
among you? At it? Steve? Steve? Is it me? Feel
right? I like half dead? All right? People can see this on
YouTube. No one's good, Okay, all right, So Steve is the
youngest. Uh, who is the next youngest? I'm forty six. If
that helps, I'll be in less than a week. Okay. So do
you have maneuvered us into a social faux pa here? Oh no, no,
no, no, the ladies. The ladies wanted to give numbers.
Who's next in line? Because I'm I'm way older than any all right,
so numbers we just know they're older than us. So because there's a certain
umber of questions, everybody gets several turns. So Steve, Bob, Emily,
Missy, that is the order. Remember this. Moving on to the
first round of Gibbivia. Oh for the listeners, I worked this out just
before we start recording. Gibbivia is a mixture of gibbi and trivia. If
I was setting Bob sending Bob messages earlier today, who goes? Who the
fuck is Michael? I don't know this individual? Yeah, all right,
so the question. The categories are Ghostbusters, Chris Us around the World,
Shakespeare, and Star Trek the next generation. I thought that was shitting my
god, No, it is not shitting. Steve. You have controlled the
board. Pick a question, You've You've picked topics I've deliberately been spiteful about
for about three years. Now you've got to show Yeah, you're going to
show up. The only thing I know about these things is Spiked. All
right, I'm not sure if Spike wins prizes in this game. We shall
see. All right, pick a category and at a level of question one,
two or three? Go on. Then let's go for Ghostbusters and I'll
go for the easiest level. One hundred sounds good for Steve, only for
one hundred points. In the original Ghostbusters? What final form did? Goes
a tick goes goes are in? But you wish you had not been drinking?
Hmm hmmm. I'm a little to think. Who was the woman with
the flat top? She wasn't Gozer goes it? The goes there, and
I guess was Staper. All right, let's if you're right the stay puff
marshmallow man is correct. Steve has one hundred points. Emily, could you
enter? Take that for me? I answered the question an eight year old
could answer, all right, so the Ghostbusters one is down. Now many's
drunk eight year olds? Do you know? Not many? I waited all
of them. Have you ever met an eight year old? They're always drunk?
Mister? It is your turn, um, all right, I'm curious.
I'll take Christmas around the World for one hundred. Christmas around the World
for one hundred for one hundred points? What is wastle? Why that is
one? Um? Wallu Siman? Is that your final answer? He's one
hundred correct, Hot mold cider, but very close, Emily, he is
now, mister Bevan is not minus one hundred points. Okay, it's hot
hot molded insider, hot mold cider. There's a comma there, all right,
Next up in line, Miss Kaplin, you are next. Let's try
Christmas around the World for two hundred sounds like a plan for two hundred points.
Santa Claus goes by what name in France? Papa Noel, Noel.
We will allow it. You have two hundred points, ma'am, sweet nice
Daddy, Christmas, Papa Christmas. Miss miss that's a lot of them.
It is a lot of them. It is your turn. I'm going to
go with Shakespeare for a hundred Shakespeare for one hundred points. Who died first
Romeo or Juliette Romeo Romeo He thought she was already dead, and he offed
himself like a wanker, like miss miss Emily, you are entitating these points
for me, are you not? Yes? I am. You are the
best. Thank you so much. I don't care what Bevin oh by all
means please do. That is the benefit of being all right. Back to
back to mister Bevan, excuse me, no, mister weverall what would you
like? Go on, Let's go for Star Trek easy mode. Star Trek
one hundred, for which character's death led to Wharf becoming chief of security.
Oh the mom from pet Cemetery. What was her name? Shit, I'll
tell you so much. You are right so far. Can you note the
character's name? Normally I would, yeah, and I remember the contract dispute
about it. She thought she was going to move on to better things.
Oh she always did, Yes, Yes, she did pet Cemetery and that
was about it. I believe she showed her bobbies as well. Yeah.
I mean that's how you can always tell that an actress is going up in
the world. How much they get their tits out she was christ I should
notice this is definitely a midnight drinking. I can only remember the mom from
Kujo. I wonder if it's the same person. I don't it's not Joe.
Was she in Star trek Are? Are you? Are you giving up
on the answer? Yeah, I deny this one. I just can't currently
recall it. So I'm afraid I'm just gonna have to. I'm gonna have
to forget. Make something. Tasha y'all, Tasha y'all. Her name was
Tasha y'all. Minus one hundred points. That's what I did. Now,
don't forget. Everybody's got a counter spell. Now you're allowed to counter spell
yourself so you don't lose points. Oh but you only get one? All
right, mister counter spelled myself in public. I don't know, mister,
what's next? All right? I'll try? Uh, Ghostbusters for two hundred?
Ghostbusters for two hundred. That that was mistake. I clicked the wrong
button. There we go for two hundred. What cultist decided that society was
too sick to survive? What cultists from from Ghostbusters legend said humanity was too
sick to survive? Oh? What's so? I remember the line? Remember
the Yes, me too. Just remember who's the architect? Guy that is
accurate? A little closer, You're almost there. He thought he was too
big to Ghostbusters, and he went on to be the mum in pet Cemetery.
Then he showed his titties that his acting career was over. I'm gonna
kick myself. Oh I can't remember this one either. This is all right.
I could act all smug because I wrote the questions bully. Let's see,
I'm gonna go with is it William Jones Jim Jones, the father of
Guyana and Jonestown Massacre. Let's see Evo Schandles so close, so close?
Yeah? Would good effort? Miss Kaplin, you are next? Wait when
do you have to declare your counterspell? Is it like before you if you
want to like, I'll like. It's after they get the answer right or
wrong, you know, and so you try to take their points away from
them so they don't get points. If you're trying to save somebody by all
means, feel free to use your counter spell. Okay, I'm gonna wait
till I fuck up with three hundred. So Steve is at currently at zero.
Bob is at negative three hundred I'm at two hundred and Misty is at
one hundred. Well it's your time, okay. I still believe we have
Ghostbusters three, Christmas two and three, Shakespeare two and three, and Star
Trek two and three. No, that's right, you've gone. Yeah,
what do be four five six? Yes, let's try Shakespeare for that was
me shaking Shakespeare for two hundred sounds like a plant for two hundred points.
The phrase the beast, which two backs comes from? Which play bonus points
if you know what the fuck they're talking about, that's that's from Othello,
and they're doing the funky monkey. They are doing, in fact, a
funky monkey in Othello two hundreds from Miss Kaplin. Someone studied at school and
other people drink their brain cells away. You know who is who? I've
never heard the phrase to the funky monkey before. I forgot from the seventeenth
I thought it was an ice cream. I thought it was I thought it
was like Ben and Jerry's flavor. You I ain't trying. That's dounshine,
I tell you now. It tastes like my bank accounts. Let's clear it.
Let's clear out Shakespeare. I love it for three hundred points. Yeah,
name for the monarchs, Shakespeare's work falls into two time periods. What
are they name? For the British monarchs of this time? Shakespeare's works falls
into two time periods. I'm not fucking around these questions. Now for the
big ones, Elizabethan is one, okay and Tutor is the other. Are
those your final answers? Sure? Elizabeth the Jacobean okay, Jacoby Briefly at
the end of his life, the Jacobean slipped in and fucked it all up.
That takes miss I'm sorry you're correcting me English. I'm going I'm going
to use my my counterspell because that was a lot of points to take me
back. Sounds like a plant. Now does anybody want to counterspell her?
Counterspell? So wait, hold on, if she counter spells, does that
just keep her where she was before? Yes, she doesn't lose points.
Okay, No, I'm going to imercif allow that all right, So therefore
you do not lose your three hundred points. Thank you, Steven. I
believe Shakespeare is finished. We have Christmas two and three and Star Trek two
and three the third Ghostbusters as a third ghost but let's go for maximum Ghostbusters
all right, sounds like a plan to me, all right for three hundred
points? What making my model was the ECDO one. This is for true
fans. I'm not a car guy. As far as I'm concerned. The
ECTO one is the ECTO one. You might just want to say some gibberitions.
Counter spell your answer to save yourself some Yeah, sure, it's uh
it's an embargo caprice. Okay, sounds eighty two, but as legitimate as
my English title. Keep going Cadillac something right? No, it was a
nineteen fifty nine Cadillac Miller Meteor. Okay, there was no way I was
getting that counts. Does anybody wish to take that? Make him take the
minus three edge of points? No? I need my counter spell for when
I fuck up again. Yeah, you guys know cuss all right, he's
currently sitting at zero. I'm going to leave him there. By the way,
my reporting stopped a long time ago. Thank you. So I'll take
Christmas for two hundred Christmas for two hundred. No, we did that one
already. It's three hundred Christmas for three maximum Christmas. In Gaval's Sweden,
they build a thirteen meter tall what every advance cock cock cock come snow cock,
snow cuck, snow man. Is that your final answer? Yeah,
Misty, you care telling the real answer. It's a good goat, all
right, No one's losing points these rounds. Fucking hell, Sweden grow up?
Hang on? Is that is that what uh just went viral for?
On TikTok Oh? Yes, that's weird. Oh right, okay, miss
Kaplin, you all next? When we got we have any Shakespeare left?
I believe you have a three hundred Shakespeare? Nope, we did. Let
me see Romeo and Juliet. Oh no, no, so it's just two
questions left. It's just Star Trek. You we miss you both get a
question from Star Trek. That's how the cookie crumbles. Let's do Star Trek
for two hundred well two hundred points? What real life physicists had a cameo
on Star Trek the next generation? Oh lord? Okay, so it's either
so the three physicists that it could be would be like Stephen Hawking or I
who you would remember Stephen Hawking? He's he's kind of a memorable dude.
Well, I don't watch this show, so how the hell would I know?
Bill? You're allowed to get her on your own bill, either Science
Guy or Neil deGrasse Tyson. Neil, Yeah, that guy. Those are
the only free physicists. Yeah, well those literally ones. I know.
There's Leonard, that's Shelton, there's Penny. I'm pretty sure Richard Fineman's dead,
right, Yeah, I think I'm also the Star Trek generation was like
twenty five thirty years ago. Which one do you want to go with?
Let's go with Stephen looking. Is that your final answer? Yeah? Racist,
the answer is Stephen Hawking to miss Kaplin ship. What episode was here?
Sure, I would have remembered. They were all playing. They were
playing. Data was having poker against the greatest minds. He was playing against
Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawkings, Sir Isaac Newton, and Data. All right,
yea, that is just absolutely riding the humans there. Yeah, no,
Hawkings won. It's literally went ah. And the little robot hand put
down is like royal flush or whatever he put that into his contract. Yeah,
oh without that, I'm not losing to some miss take a great mind
to win with a royal flush. Maybe he bluffed, but he has a
hell of a poker face. I'm glad this is now we can make fun
of the audio podcast and no one of us all he made that face.
Oh yeah, by process of elimination, you have Star Trek the Next Generation
for your final question. Are you ready? I am ready. I'm gonna
say that is a yes. Which character was named after the series creator?
Which Star Trek the Next Generation character was named after the season after the series
creator? You just got named the series created? Surely, Well, there's
a specific, specific character on Star Trek the Next Generation, very famous and
I'll give you a hints, very annoying. Johnny star Trek creates it ensign
row far. Do you think that's your Is that your final answer? Yes?
All right, No, it's Wesley Eugene. Wesley Roddenberry was the man
who created Star Trek. Was the Crusher was named after him? Oh that's
unfortunate. I love how the one hundred and two hundred dollars questions are kind
of easy, and then three hundred you come in and wham. It's almost
like I even told you in the beginning of the challenges, they get progressively
hot. Did anybody read the literature? All right? I did hear that,
like the the casting crew at time did not like Geene Roddenberry, So
that makes a lot of sense. All right, what am I? Hell?
Am I doing? That is the wrong button? This is the button
I need? All right? End of round two. How are we feeling?
Steps very comfortably? Zero right? Chug all right, comfort negatived?
All right? So what are the current point talies, miss miss Emily.
We have Steve at zero, Bob at negative three hundred, as he said,
I'm at six hundred, and Misty as at is a negative two hundred.
Wonder who's keeping score a right? I have not yet begun to cheat.
Is anybody gunning for anybody else this particular time? Well, I think
we're all gunning for Emily? Now sure, all right for him? Racist?
Fuck you too. I wrote this. I wrote this thing a month
and a half ago. No one wanted to play my game, and now
you're fucked. Round two category back to the future, sir Ah eighties movie
quotes women in stem and eighties video games. Now one of these things is
not like they have a kippi. I didn't want it to be all nerd
stuff. I wanted to like actually show a little bit of breadth of humanitarian
And also I know who this gibby is. My name is Wang Spanker.
And I've told you many times because it get it right, Lord Wang Spankerman,
Well we will do respect Wang spec fuck that. I know which categories
I'm picking. All right, Well we're reversing the order. So now,
Misty, it is your turn. Eighties movies quotes for two hundred sounds like
a plant. That's wrong, question, Hang on eighties movies quotes. There
we are for two hundred points. I am serious, And don't call me
Shirley. Name that movie Airplane The answer is Airplane two. Back to zero?
All right, back to zero? And Emily, do you what people's
counter spells reset? All the counter spells are restocked. Just ma'am okay,
cool, cool, Let's try back to the future for two hundred sounds like
a great one. Also, I think I was actually clicked on it already
for two hundred points. Who is the mayor of Hill Valley in nineteen eighty
five? Hill Valley basically at the opening of the movie when Mardye McFly was
in nineteen eighty five? Yeah, I can, I can picture the guy.
I cannot remember m m yeah racist just because I'm racist. Oh man,
I did not remember. Hold on a second huge black hole in my
head. I don't know exactly Rudd, mayor Mayor Mayor Wilson was in fact
a black man. You are now in trouble with many, many, many
outcry groups on Switzer formally known as that or vice versa. I'm going to
do counter spell real quick. What theater racism? Become afraid to do that?
So you're gonna counter spell? That's you do not lose your two hundred
points? Correct? Correct? All right? Would anybody like to counter her
counter spell to make her actually lose two hundred points? All right? Bob
turn Bobby Devin. I'm gonna take my chances with eighties movie quotes for four
hundred? All right, Greed for the lack of better word is good?
Name that movie easy a better word? God damn it. I don't know.
I can even name the character who said it. I mean, name
the actor who said it. I don't know. Empire shrinks back, Oh
so close, Wall Street, Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko, very famous,
didn't see it? All right? Two hundred points? Are you getting a
counter spell or anything? Save my counter spell for an eight hundred? All
right? Right, Steven, you're last. You may go next. Sure,
Women in stem for eight hundred place give me sounds like a plat for
eight hundred points? Who was the first woman in space? Fucking didn't I?
I do? Uh no idea? Harriet Tubman. Yes, after her
bus fiasco, she flew. She was at the back of the rock a
woman anywhere. I know that's the underground railroad. I know I'm intentionally moving
by fuck you, well that you'll be an educational experience for me. I
don't know. I don't know a lot about space or who's been there.
Was there some poor Russian that they left to drift? Did they actually lander
or did they just let drift off? No, that's not the dog they
got. They brought the woman back, but the Russian they probably didn't people.
Yeah, oh well they made the extra, the extra effort for the
woman. That's good, that's nice. That's very chivalrous symptom. Do you
wish to counter spell the eight hundred and you want to be that far into
the hold? Yeah, I've got to count spell that. There's no give.
I was just trying to be progressive. You know. That's very good
of you, Misty. Do you wish to also be progressive and say,
fuck it, let's do something fun? Sure eighties movie quotes for eight hundred
oh jumped right to it's all right for eight hundred points on the other side
of the screen. All it all looks so easy. I can nearly get
this what I think. This is a tough one. It takes deductive thinking
about it. Eighties movie and a screen unless you just know it. Oh
that is true too, Yeah, it's always. The best way, really
is just to know the answer. That's that would help video drum Is that
your final answer? It's not video drone, but that's a great movie.
I hap to know the answer off the top of their heads. I was
gonna get a screw framed Roger Rabbit. It's probably I don't remember that quote
though, Tron tron, No, I was wrong. I thought it was
Postcards from the Edge Jeff Bridges once he was playing the games and getting his
ass kicked. I haven't seen that. Counter spell Yes, I'm counter spelling
right back. All right, So that should be done with movies. Trivia's
we still have four hundred and eight hundred Back to the Future Women in Stem
for two and four and eighties video games. All right, that would make
dot dot dot dot dot. Emily, you are next mhm. I'll try
women in stem for two hundred sounds good for two hundred points. Who was
the first woman to be the US Surgeon General? Jesus, this is the
easy one? Was it Janet Reno? That your final? Yeah? Justlyn
Elders. Justlyn Elders didn't know that. That's fine? What ebbs? All
right, mister Bevin, I'm not picking women in stem if that was the
easy one, all right, I'm gonna try eighties video games eight hundred eight
nice? Nice, nice again for eight hundred points. What adult oriented game?
Yes, in the land of the lounge lizards, leisure suit Larry.
Yeah, there we go, eight hundred points to Robert j. Eight hundred
point correct answer. Any child who was around there and just was interested in
tits and video games, e g. Every single child knows the answer to
that. Quet that was no, What do you think about the first female
US surgeon general? Compared to this? Mister Gibson, who is my lack?
He pulled these off of our natural trivia side that ranked them by easy,
medium, and hard, and then placed them accordingly. This is not
my subjectivity. Blame the Internet, all right, Steven, I'm going to
go for if that was the eight hundred. I'm going to go for the
easier option on eighties video games, which one the two and four? Let's
go for the four hundred sounds good Nade, the classic animated responsible for Dragon's
leg shit. I noticed dumb Beef say that again. I'm sorry your English
is terrible and your your slurring words and letters that shouldn't be slow. You
gotta say again, yeah, as an Englishman does dumb belief, don't there's
no Ef and Don Bluth that is accurate. Four hundred points to Stephen Jasp,
Oh fuck you do you still have one? He does? Yeah?
Okay, I was going to use it for the eight hundred point question,
but he done it, so sorry. Now does anyone want to counterspell that
counter spell? So Steve actually gets points? Do I have a cant a
spell? You still do? Steve? No? Yeah, I'd like to
use my counts spell? Please? Didn't you do? No? You use
your woman in step for eight hundred. That's what I get for trying to
name a woman. There's only mother an ex wife, that is it?
All right? Uh? So no one's going to try to stay save save
missus Steve here. I don't think any of us have it left very style
points for that. That was the That was the first layup I've think in
this game. So oh, that was very well done. Well, I
would say that was bevigetting legia suit Larry, you got the out of you
all right, Misty Massey. What's left? I don't know. Back to
the future. I think four and eight women in STEM four hundred. I
believe women in STEM four hundred and videos games for two hundred. Okay,
well was Stanne for four hundred? What astronomer, mathematician and philosopher was killed
in four fifteen CE? I thought they go for being a dud. I
when I was in high school, I would seriously into Cosmos in a major
way. Had the biggest crush on Carl Sagan. And I'm pretty sure that
the answer to this is Hypatia. What the heck hi Patia. Indeed,
I know this because I saw her played by the girl that played Phoebe on
The Good Place. Yes, I thought that was some kind of blood pressure
thing there was part of part of the episode of Cosmos was all about Hypatia
and uh and what her accomplishments. Yeah, she broke out did amazing things
in all these fields and was killed for it. They yeah, they slashed
her with oyster shells. It was not Yeah, it was nasty. It's
creative back then, Ellie kaplain, I believe we have two hundred video games
back to the Future four and eight. Let's try two hundred for in video
games. Sounds like a plan, sounds like a very bad plan for what
for what game found you as a knight? It's what I know? This
one too, like the second answer I've known. Yeah, yeah, I
don't know. Isn't ready to play a one? All right? Steve or
Bevitt or even misty three? Two? One? Caut jut right right?
The wrong person got this question? Yes, my husband used to play it
so and I used to watch like a good girlfriend. All right, mister
Bevan. Which like Back to the Future eight or four? That's all that's
left? All right? Two was quite hard and back to the Future three?
What are the name of dark and Clearest children? This one's easy.
This one's easy. In the question before it, No, Bevin, no,
think think about the author they liked. No, don't help them,
man, I'm helping. It's frustrating to me. He doesn't notice. All
right, I'll take I'll take Steve's hint, and their their names were Jewels
and Verne. Jewels and vern Oh the correct answer, thanks Steve. Yeah,
that's what That's what friends do, Bevan. They don't just countless spell
their their layer out of spite. Even though Emily's clearly beating the hell album
of it. I don't want to be lost. Well man, bring Steve
the final one for Back to the Future for eight hundred points. Well,
you were last in my heart? How does that feel at the end of
the Back of the Future. For one? What was the name of George
McFly's book? He wrote a sci fi author and he wrote a book.
This was an easy one, wanky. The name of the book was I
Traveled Back in Time to fuck my mum. A match made in space so
close so no. I talked about the European version. After Brexit, we
changed it back to the Imperial standard. You understand, you understand it all
right? Preparing for the rhinal round. Let's see how the score is stand,
miss Kaplan. How's the score stand? Okay? Thanks to that last
answer, Steve, is that negative eight hundred? All right? Nice Bob,
And a surprising twist of events is at five hundred. I'm at I'm
at two hundred, and Misty is at four hundred. If anybody else with
it, yes, if anybody else is keeping score, please correct me?
No one question? Right? You got too right, Steve? Help me?
Thanks Steve? All right? Definitely saving my fuck you of a spell?
All right? For those who are now all unfortunately all the counter spells
are now over a counter spells left in the game. Now for those in
negative points, can I just flip him off? Is there anything I can
do for those who have negative points? There? I will allow you to
go what what are the schools against? Who's in negative points right now?
Negative eight hundred? Okay, and who's the next lowest tally behind? But
like Bob's at five hundred, negative eight hundred, mistisaid, what Missy's at
four hundred, I'm at two hundred. All right? To put you on
paw with miss Kaplan at two hundred points. Give me one thing you will
do for the authors and Dragons audience on discord that a positive thing that will
help them out. What you have to basically buy your points by doing something
nice for the audience. What are you going to do that you must be
done in two weeks time. You may yes you otherwise you're out of the
game. Your negative points you can't get positive. I have to do something
for the people on this I always always do things with people in the discord,
just discord. I don't know you should dress up and do a belly
dance. I was thinking more of like a like a couple of days of
knock knock jokes. It's just something small. We just have to get you.
I need a sign of good faith from you to give you at least
put you on pauwer with miss kaplan, I will think of free original jokes
and share them exclusively in the discord. Works for me, Emily. Here's
now a two hundred points okay, gotcha? All right? Now, out
of your points, you may bet up to double your amount for this final
round. So, so who would like we'll start? Who the leader is?
Bob? Bob? Out of your five hundred points, how much would
you like to bet? You can bet to all going to double bubble one
thousand? You want to bet one thousand points? Fantastic? Let it right,
all right? Uh? Misty Massy is next points. I believe you
said she was at five hundred, No, four hundred. How out of
your four hundred, how much was it to bet? I'll double as well,
eight hundred? All right, that's your bet. Uh, Steve,
out of your two hundred points, how much would you like to bet?
Oh? Four hundred? All right? And Emily you're gonna play it smart
and go one dollar or yeah, I was gonna say, I'm betting zero.
Is that possible? No, one hundred, you can just guest zero.
I'll bet zero. All right. Now this is where it gets weird.
These are the final categories, one per person. Bevin, you are
in the lead. Pick category for Emily to answer, Hell, keeez,
all right, I'm gonna go with classic horror movies just so Steve doesn't get
it. All right, So Emily your classic horror movies. Next in line
was Missy, Misty. Uh, since their tie pick well, actually,
Steve, Steve or Bevin pick one for them. Give them a category A.
Yeah, you went first because you were the you had the most amount
of points. That's that's what you get for winning the points. Misty,
You're next in line, World War one for Bevan. Bevin gets world War
one. All right. I'm not confident of any of these categories. So
Emily pick a point. Pick one for Steve and you get what's left over
for Steve Lord of the Rings, all right, and that with the X
men? H what do I have? Misty Mystic gets mistic gets x men.
Misty gets x men. Yes, Misty gets x men. All right?
So Bevin, you got which one? Did you get? World War
One? World War one? For your one thousand points? Are you ready
for your question? Should during World War One British tanks were not were sorted
into male and female types? What's the difference between a male and a female
tank? Sexist joke? Sexist joke? Mom, I'm gonna go with and
has to do the giant dick like gun on the front. I need a
little bit more answers. Okay, what did they have instead of a dick
tates? I don't know. I'll coax it out of you. Oh shit,
Am I on the right track? You are very much on the right
track. Oh all right, cool? I don't know. They were more
for transport. Is that your final answer? No? Not with that face.
That's the only one I have. It's with a name like wank spank
im and you only get one face that's smaller guns and vagina. I'm going
to show the answer, and I would like the audio. I would like
this group to consensus to see how close Bob actually was. Are you ready?
Let's I know this is a competition, that say, why I really
need miss the Being to be back flick a bee? But she's not here,
all right? Male guns had cannons, females had machine guns. That's
basically what he said, in a roundabout way. He's a smaller guns,
smaller guns. Yeah, I'll give that, all right. Well, I
think Bob just won the game with a thousand points, so we got to
find out who wins everything else. And I pulled that out of my ass,
all right. So next in line, Misty Massey, she had the
X men. Are you ready? I am ready, and I'm I'm pla
for the lifetime supply of right Seroni? Oh? Yes, caught in the
double their package. Yes. During the Marvel sixteen o two storyline, mutants
were known by what term? Oh that's a good storyline. It's a great
story made famous by Neil Gaiman himself. Oh uh, changeables. No,
they were not. It was not the inward and that is not okay,
it was they could have been. Do you have a final answers. Yes,
yes, the Jacobeans witch freed. I read that as witchbread. That's
true. Fit right, So mister Massey lost eight hundred points. Oh right.
Next up would be classic horror movies for I believe miss Kaplin, Yes,
all right, in nineteen thirty one horror movie, Oh what's you part
of me? What? Nineteen thirty one horror movie was the first to win
an Oscar for Best Actor Actor. Must have been Bella Lgosi Maybe no,
Boris Karlov? Well, what was the horror I'm gonna go with Frankenstein,
doctor Jack, mister Frederick March in nineteen thirty one. When I got there,
I thought it was Dracula, so I didn't anything. You lost nothing.
So Lord of the Rings for for the true Lord of the Rings.
No, it's Aragon's ring had two serpents of the twine. What was this
ring called Jesus Christ? I am not a Lord of the rings, nerd.
I can never remember any of the ship that's called anything, but that
being said, Aragon's ring that had two serpents in twine was definitely called snake
fucker. Snake fucker. The Ring of Barahir, the ring if you translate
that into mad English. Nigga. Yes, those who christ I'll give it
to them. That is not what it means. The winner is Robert Bevin.
Ladies and gentlemen, well done, undeserved victory. Ever, I was
impressed. Thank you, well done. If you have any questions from our
fans, no, that's it. That is the end of this, the
inaugural Gavivia. Thank you all for being here. But now we can just
hang out bullshit for me if you like. Oh that was that was exciting.
Thanksgiving. That was amazing. Nobody's in the history of A and D
has ever prepped that much for anything, right said. The worst part is
I had to get my like at the time. He had quite because I
did this just at the very end of November, right before December, like
after you had done like one of the pre Christmas things, and my son
was trying to teach me Google slides so I can put all this together.
So I have to do the hit the button to go back to where I
started from. And I spent like a couple hours with him, my my
eleven thirty twelve year old to teach me this shit. So it was good.
I think. The only question I feel bad about is at tashi yah
one. I think on any other day I would have got that one.
That was a really not knowing who was going to be here, I had
to kind of cover the gamut of like a variety of nerd topics. So
yeah, if I had known ahead of time, I might have written some
that like, you know, definitely this is for so and so, this
is for so and so, and maybe they bounce around, but going out
of order or going in that particular order means someone's gonna get screwed. And
screwing your neighbors half the fun of the game. So it will definitely again,
Oh gladly run another one, so can the warm trivia glow. I
knew enough answers to other people's questions that I still feel good about myself.
I well, you knew the wrong ones. That's the thing. Is like
just mister McGoose your way into the answer to the final Like holy shit,
he's actually kind of right, like like all right, let's let's put to
the vote, you know, like I'm just being generous. If the rest
of the group says you got it, you got it. So I was
just glad I didn't get forced into any back to the future questions because I
am not a fan, so I was like, no, not that,
not that. I don't think I knew any of the answers except for the
ones get me, well you got you probably would have got Goldie Wilson,
wouldn't you. I wouldn't. I wouldn't have got Goldie Wilson. That did
not occur to me at all. If I'd thought about it, I would
have got A Match Made in Space. That's that was a pretty obvious.
That's a hard one because they only flash it for a second at the end.
It was like your book. Yeah, I know, but it's such
a stupid title that it kind of stays with you when we talk about Goldie
Wilson. I wanted to say candy something for some reason, and it just
threw me off entirely. But a Match Made in Space, I just thought
it was funny. It'd say I went back in time and fuck my own
mum, which what is what the film should have been called? Really,
you know, the one thing this game has brought home is that I don't
remember ship anything from the eighties from Yeah, that's not necessarily true. You
pulled a few things out of your like, oh, I believe that was
from Othello and the like, oh my god, you know you didn't some
questions questions correct, Yeah, no I didn't for the first round, No
you did, Like we have the video footage you see in the eighties,
I was watching things like The Terminator and Heavy Metal and Video Drone and The
Wall, so I was impressed with your video dro man. So yes,
I feel like that's just kind of like I feel like it's a cop out
name dropped, like I fucked up tron so like no, no, it
was like, I don't know the answer to this question, but I do
know a cool movie. So I totally forgot that the State Park stave Puff
marshmallow Man was Gozer. I was going to guess a lesbian choose the form
of destructor nobody think anything. If you think Jager Rivers hops in her head,
that's a whole bit I did. I really over thought that one.
I thought that's too easy. Maybe he's talking about the funny thing is if
I put that in. After we had that whole we we watched the ghost
like you me and Bevint watched the Ghostbusters trailer the new one, and like
talk shit about it and like all of our prior Ghostbuster's knowledge. I'm like,
Oh, they're definitely gonna get all these answers. Holy shit. I
was impressed by Steve's uh, what was it, Don Bluth blueth that?
Yeah, Oh, Don Bluth gave us the secret of nim Uh his last
was that incredibly charismatic anime. Just had a greatf style. Oh said it.
The first year I was married, my husband and a friend of his
went down to the local arcade and bought an old Dragonslair machine. The game
had been taken out, but he bought them the case and yeah, and
brought it home and played played our our Commodore sixty four video games through the
screen on that. So we had a dragons Layer machine in the house.
I fascinated. But I think he did dragons Layer, dragons Layer two,
and Space Ace, Yes, and he pretty much he pretty much did them
all off his own back. It was just a series of animated vignettes on
laser disc. That's exactly it was. And it was just it worked incredibly
well, and it worked incredibly well because I just had the style. Wasn't
he the same guy that did like all the animation of like faces swallowing themselves
and ship. Was that somebody else that sounds like you just had a bad
day, mat, Okay, I'm thinking of somebody else. I guess you're
talking about like the eld Anti smoking ads he used to get on MTV,
like the MTV kind of Now I'm going to google don Blue Face Swelling.
I need to know, and I don't want to google that. My Google
history is already fucked her. Yeah. I was disappointed with Atashia thing.
I think I could have got a match made in space had I for about
it that. I thought that was a decent level of trivia. I'm glad
you enjoyed it. Yeah, I'm just disappointed that I didn't win my my
Rice Seroni all the rest of we sent to you in a gift card.
You got zero points, so don't look for it in the mail. Okay,
a gift card. Now, don't forget Steve, we have you do
owe three original jokes, do free original jokes? So bevid won? Who
was the next? Was it Emily who did not bet anything? I think
so? M M. I'm a little bit confused about if you bet,
if that was taking into consideration like adding to your existing score or just like
that's what you You know, you're betting all those points, so if you've
made it. He came out with a thousand, so he bet a thousand
of his points. That's right, got yeah, okay, so then the
next would have been me yep, and then and Steve and then actually Missy
came in fourth. Yeah. I thought Steve bet all's points as well,
last, last, last, and lost. So yeah, so you Misty
and Steve have both been tied in zero, tied and zero. That's fine.
Yeah, I owe free jokes to the disco. I've only ever made
up two original jokes, so that's actually a lot harder than it seems.
Writing checks that you're right now, you remind us a cash. These things
we've done, well done. Luckily, nobody on the discord takes me seriously
anyway, so it's true, also true. All right, does anybody else
have anything wanted to add? We've we've hit fifty two minutes. I think
that's more enough for a particular side question. That's fine. This was very
enjoyable, well done. Gibbie's alter ego Blanky fistisen Or every was good.
Fist mom wan so in the rematch to defend his title. I guess,
oh yeah, if we do a second Bob's got to come back as the
reigning champion. Oh yeah, you could be this. It could be the
exact same contestants for all I'm secure. But he is now the reigning champion
of Gavivia. That's reasonable. Nice. The smartest person on Authors and Dragons
is equivocally untested. You know, if we never have another one, they
can't take that from you. The smart that's just cannon. I don't show
up for the next one. Rick Flair wrestling things, get yourself disqualified on
purpose. You can't lose the title because no one actually beat you. So
that's actually pretty brilliant. So Bob just dies. He just gives them.
He's never going to get bad in this. My brain is so big it
pushed all my hair out ye as it ran on his tombstone. The small
this guy on the first time you have a threesome, you can't have sex
again. It doesn't get better than this unless there's more. I don't know.
I could be equally disappointing to two women at the same time. I
think, oh sure, but you get to disappoint that I say the same
thing. I don't want to pissed off people in the better You're crazy.
My self esteem's learn enough is thank you? That's why you use hookers and
everybody walks away happy with all your prize money. That's right, why spend
indeed? All right? If that is everything, then thank you all again
for coming out for another edition of Side Quest. We'll be back next time
with something. I don't know what it is until then, for Emily,
Misty, Steve and Bevin. You all have a great night. By everybody,
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