This is the downbeat on ninety seven one with the freak. You see i'd
time at the side of the boat that fifteen all right, Nikey live microphones
around. I know you know the first the first verse pretty good here of
this song when Fred Schneider comes in. Are you doing coma COSI I think
we have to do the first set of profiler. You got a car and
it's as big as a well and it's about as big as a well man
about I got me a Chrysler and just about funny as hard up and bringing
you out Jim Box money. I'm eating yeah, water burgers, chili cheese,
waterburger that I started at seven forty five I've ever had in my life.
Thank you, Wa Burger. They set up shop outside the studio taking
care of us some of the other stations up here. Massive and it is
delicious, although it's very early. But you know the cool thing without man
that's a table tent. And the guy said, they almost kind of are
not encouraging people to do this, but they're like, we know people steal
the table tents, so today and it's just today only. I think at
every water Burger while supplies last, you can get the official Dallas Cowboys water
burger table tent. All right, that's cool. It says official burger the
Dallas Cowboys. Right there. I'm holding it in my hand. You got
the d. D. Lewis table tent at number fifty sean Cowboys to put
up a forty burger against the Giants this Sunday guarantee. He's Kevin Turner,
He's Danny Baylist. My name is Mike Siroy. Go get your chili cheeseburger.
They got chili cheese fries too well. On our special guest waterburger Man
is here to tell us about the chili cheese fries. A big pile of
finely cut I had a whole potatoes, a layer of real Texas chili melted
cheese topped with a spicy Hallapina water burgers, chili cheese fries. Make a
run for the men's room. Thank you. Okay, you're welcome. Just
fill in. Let me take that job. He got paid, just like
Casino Mobili did introduce the hour Sportsman regular Katino Mobili, who we think about
every day. And I think there might be sour cream on it. You'll
have to dig around it. He's gonna keeps going around. Then one day
someone's gonna be like, no, I want to hire this dude, and
you're gonna be vel Man and make so much money and split it with your
manager me fair and square and my producer Keavo. It's not your producer.
It's a three way split. I don't know. I don't want your money
anyway. I don't want your less sweet water Burger money. No, I
don't want your vo money. Thank you, water Burger, just like you
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Day tickets. Mike Sroy has crafted some trivia questions that are going to stump
you. It's a little flimsy or they're gonna pump you with tickets. That's
me, pump you. Happy birthday, Angel. It's Angel's birthday. Really,
I don't know Angel comic cause of karaoke for my birthday. Please no,
but thanks for asking. Yeah, it's not no. And then Whitney
always writes nice things. Okay, what does Whitney want today? She said?
JJ mikey Kevio of course, Dingu you'll are the best, A freaking
awesome weekend love Whitney, Okay, that's what she wants to well, spread
love. It's nice. It's nice that Whitney decided to send a nice text
for a change. Doesn't you have a crush on you? I think she
hates my guts. Everybody does. Everybody loves Kevo. You see all the
Cavio love on Twitter lately, Kevin, I really hated your show. But
man, that Kevio. I've really come around. People come around Kevio,
thereat around on me. Yeah, finally they're not. They changed things out
as quick on this world. So enjoy you every minute while you have it.
He's relevant on radio in this market now for three months. And I
don't think up until yesterday the nation realized what a great actor you are.
Until you do, you have it made that self. If you think I'm
not playing this at least twice more today, I would saying you need a
new audience. You guys now. I mean I think you both significantly make
more than I do now. But I was making you guys for years that
you guys have been around longer. That's rude to say I've been relevant.
I've been making more money than you guys were. You don't talk about coworkers
income anywhere. Is a hippo law. Nothing to do with hippos. All
right, here's Kevio from yesterday on the downbeat. I'm just telling you I
took no theater and would have if I would have been ridiculed for it in
the hometown that I'm from, and I would be a beast of an actor.
And I just because I know how to play it to the camera,
I know how to feel out a moment, and I know when the audience
is in the palm of my hands. I wanted to crush them, want
to elevate them, not to send them on the right of their lives.
You have a tremendous actor. I also pull that, and we'll send that
to some Asians. I also can't get hard. That's Kevin Turner. I
don't know why any of that happened. Anyone ever implies to me that Kevin
is not funny, I will simply play that and then then I'll punch him
in the throat and I'll walk off. If anyone ever says to me that
Danny's nothing funny, then I will play them. This can't tell you the
other thing that's been making me cry laugh all week. Yes, okay,
and then we'll do our hot predictions and maybe we'll get to birthdays one day
this week. Dude, we were talking about the Pillsbury dough Boy earlier this
week and Danny the way he Danny did the voice of the Pillsbury dough Boy.
I nearly, dude, I nearly pulled a Julie and wet myself driving
home from the Flaming Lips last night. That threw that on. So I
had it my email and I was just laughing so hard because the Pillsbury dough
Boy, Well, first of all, can we hear what he does sound
like? Because he does not sound like the way he kind of does.
There's there's one where he's at. He's at He's at t s A.
He doesn't even talk, he just makes that sound. Yeah. So he's
at the airport. Okay, this is the this is a guy Co commercial.
But he's at it's the Pillsbury dough Boy at the airport. And this
is what happens when he gets poked. Cute, it's cute, it's cute.
And this TSA agent is gotta touch like bending down to the ground.
And touching any kind of backfedal. It's when he gets poked. He does
traveling the country and selling his does. His tummy is full of cinnamon rolls
so soft. I listened to this after the Christina dropped Chaos last night and
I was crying, uh, and we'll play it for you. Now,
why is it? Who is now here on the freaking What time it on
TV? Is this all on? Is this gonna be on the radio?
Yeah, just a couple of things that happened on this day. Nineteen sixty
five, they aired the first Pillsbury dough Boy commercial. Dummy funny mascot the
Pillsbury. He was cute guy and he's always wanted to poke his little belly
and he goes genius pills And that's only reason we all know the company named
Pillsbury, right, Yeah, we wouldn't even know anything about him, that
little guy. Yeah, you wanna give me that finger? Woo wow,
look at it? Losing it? Fine, I'll pull him again. Jesus
all right. We watched that commercial him at the airport. It's so funny,
like a fact, and I was like, I said, he's doing
woo woo. But Dy did it first Pillsbury dough Boy commercial. First,
what is that noise? I get excited again? That's dumb. All right,
we'll play any more audio today. I won't wear the downbeat Dingers Morning
News coming up in twenty minutes, forty minutes away from his joke, and
I have not found yet your chance doing Green Day tickets at nine o'clock.
And uh, let's go ahead and step into the Ghost Pepper pavilion and for
our hot Cowboys and Giants predictions for this Sunday at three twenty five at AT
and T Stadium, scorching hot predictions. Danny's going last, Yeah, because
those are too damn good. They're not They're awful. My pigs are awful.
God God has reached down and touched me on the shoulder in fortune.
As I have five and a half points, Danny has three points currently,
Kevin has one point. The listeners have zero points. As we make scorching
predictions about upcoming games and events, and the Cowboys and Giants game would be
the event slash game that we're going to make three predictions each on here.
In a matter of seconds, we will record this audio. We will play
it on Monday and determine if points or even half points should be awarded.
Worst. This is the worst NFL Island game. Well this is not Island
game technically, but it's America's game of the week. It is so terrible.
And we had Troy and Joe Panthers Bears last night in a game where
one team owns both teams draft picks and like could be one and two the
Bears stinking one. Like the Bears would benefit from the Panthers winning. Yeah,
No from the Panthers losing. No. I think the Bears chances of
having the first overall pick increased because of the Panthers. If okay, if
they want, if they beat the Pants because the Bears won their third game
last night and the Panthers have won, No, I think they increased had
they lost to the Panthers. They both, Yeah, it was strange they
shouldn't have won. I think, yeah. All I saw what trending was
Al Michaels, who just wants to fashion a noose every time he steps into
the booth. I mean, the schedule for Thursday at football is so bad.
They got a bad one in the morning. At Sunday It's like Colts
and Patriots ill and then Cowboys and Giants is not an exciting game of the
week because of the Giants being terrible. It's Broncos and Bills on Monday night.
It's Jets and Raiders on Sunday night. I mean it is tracked.
And America's real team, in the Miami Dolphins, is a bye week.
Yeah, we get a couple more texts mad at me today? Now keep
them coming in. Did you duck their points for where to let you go
first? This time? Leader? Okay, they're not that good. I
don't know, there's some confidence. Sell yourself, all right, Here's a
prediction one for Cowboys Giants this Sunday at AT and T Stadium. Micah look
out for Micah, not Giants linebacker Micah McFadden. But this is the game,
This is the one. Micah Parsons will score an offensive touchdown. Is
that hot enough for you? At first? That's hot? So basically,
the Cowboys are going to be up so much that they start doing high school
bits where they put the junior varsity team in and make them do weird stuff
just because they can. Mike has been saying I can catch I want the
ball. He's been saying it for years and he's gonna whoop McCarthy's ass.
Finally enough, they're like, you know what, fine, we'll run a
little tight end route for Micah. I love that. And I was gonna
just say, Michael will score a touchdown there by allowing me to have all
the defensive possibilities. But for whatever reason, because I happen to be leading,
you guys say these aren't hot enough. I don't say that. I
know you know what you don't know. It's the listeners, the pointless listeners.
And I don't mean that you're pointless. I mean you have no points.
They have no point. Yeah, prediction too. Punt team. The
Giants will punt the ball so many times that they're punter Jamie Gillian will have
to take off his shoe and put a bag of frozen p's on his foot
on the sideline. Now if he has to like re tape his shoe or
something that we may need to discuss. Yeah, a type of really foot
maintenance. Yeah, based on pain. Yes, that's sort of what.
Yeah, even a foot massaging a win, a wincing foot massage. They
look down here, Jamie Gillen, foot's really swollen from all that aggressive punting.
A lot. By the way, NFL record sixteen punts in one game.
I love that you assume that the most popular sports league in America,
with all the money that they generate, are going to have to resort to
frozen peas instead of some badass professional medical ice bag. Maybe because he'll go
through all the medical ice bags. They're all melted. They'll have to run
that wal mart across the street and get frozen. They're out of piece.
I had to get broccoli final, Just give it here where everyone's illegally parked
my freaking foots killing me. Last prediction for a couple of times Sunday at
Att Stadium. Hey, hey, no, as if beating, As if
the beating they're gonna take won't be embarrassing enough. A New York Giants player
will get hit in the face with a throne slice of pizza in this game
helmet, I will ask for it to count YEP. If it sticks on
the helmet, I may be begging for two. It sticks on the crown
of the helmet. I want it to be in the middle of a play
where receivers just run at a freaking post route. What's the what's the call
the pizza? What a frisbee. Slice of pizza hits some pizza, no,
no, no, hits the crown of the helmet. He doesn't know,
but when he turns around to receive the pass, the pizza and the
melty cheese causes it to just slide down over his face mask and as he
turns his face is covered in pizza and he can't see the ball. The
ball hits the helmet, dislodges the pizza. Pizza everywhere, Yeah, incomplete
pass everywhere? Everything way and perfectly shades his eyes from the sun that's coming
in. Because that the first half. What if Giants wide receiver running open
frisbee, slice of pizza comes flying in from the crowd, hits him right
in the bridge of the nose, He goes ah, and then he obviously
misses the ball. What's the call? Incomplete pass? Does the Cowboys get
flagged for their fans frisbee? I think they se Papa John's Yes, I
think they get a personal foul the fans personal pizza fowl, personal size pizza
fowl. They've called penalties on the fans before. Yeah, yes, it's
the team Rember snowballs. Yeah, there you go, snowballs at Buffalo,
Buffalo. Yeah, okay, a caller is told in it has a prediction.
Let's go to that real quick and then we'll get mine all trying to
get points. All right, Hello, guys, y'all good. I believe
that the quarterback, the new quarterback for the Giants, Tommy DeVito not Danny,
will not finish the game, and they will show a graphic on the
game of current starting quarterback Daniel Jones side by side with Eli Manning, which
will lets it on Monday. A discussion from you of how they have such
similar dumb face. Okay, okay, well accept the listeners have a chance
here. Thank you. That's a good listener because they were just calling begging
for a half point or point. They come in and provide something, Yes,
something, Thank you man. You're a good dude. My pleasure.
Love you guys. You want to play golf? Are you remember at any
nice private clubs? Absolutely? I am which one tell you on the air,
all right, email me, super secret, Email me Kevin Turner at
iHeartMedia dot com. But there he goes. Interesting Now Katie, you're up.
Good luck. Prediction number one Cooper Rush will play the entire fourth quarter.
Warm, But I need points in third place. Okay, okay,
Prediction two Little Baby KK. We'll mention the Texas Rangers World Series win,
and then it will cut to Jerry Jones's sweet where they discuss the Cowboys drought
and how Jerry would do anything to win another Super Bowl while Jerry is eating
a hot dog next to Chris Christie. You know what all of those things
could happen if you get every one of those. You should have added a
drone shot that is focused on globe life. Then gang pans over. Yeah
to at and t as the setup for that. But your first one was
incredibly warm, but you more than covered it with that one, so you
are right on pace. I like where you're at. I need points,
you know, nutcut in time some of my trick plays I might be leaving
for next week. I need to run the hits like this one. Prediction
iree JJG my audio cranked up. The Cowboys defense will record a turnover and
then the entire defense will run to the end zone to celebrate. The dance
that will perform as a team in Unison is called the Fat Dog, and
it goes a little something like this. It's a brand new dance based on
an old phrase. It's called the fat Dog, and it will amaze.
You've heard this expression your entire life. It's not made up. It's not
made up. It's a brand new dance based on an old phrase. It's
called the fat Dog, and it will amaze. You've heard this expression your
entire life. It's not made up. It's not made up. It's a
brand new dance based on an old phrase. It's called the fat Dog.
Game it with a mate. You've heard this expression of your entire life.
It's not made up. It's not made up. Three more times. No,
I don't want to fantastic. Oh my god, what the hell?
Why didn't you go last? Why would you make anyone go after you?
Nobody? Who find this man? Some rhythm? Well that's favored on the
second verse. But well that's the whole key to the Fat Dog. It's
a little out of the fat Dog. Yeah, and the cowboys are gonna
do that. Cowboys are gonna do that as a team and use some of
the defense, you know, turn over and then they sprint all that part.
We all got that part visually down. Are they going to be singing?
Yeah, it's like, what's the there's our dance associated with the fat
Dog. So if we can't here, we'll know that they're doing the fat
You'll assume it. You'll see a couple of people your dance will hit.
You'll see Jeron curse kind of mouthing it. And the hell time, maybe
shake shake a finger. It's not made up, and they'll do the Paul
thing. But you know it's not made up. It's not made not made
up. Why died JJ whipping her head and looking at you, Well,
you do most of the things you do is one of the true pleasures of
each and every morning here from six to ten am. In ninety seven,
won the freak. Oh my god, yeah, Danny, Wow, I
need some points. But what I just don't care anymore, especially after that.
I would almost say, just let's let's throw a point at him right
now. Oh my all right, sorry, fat dog. These predictions are
made up. Number one quarterback Tommy DeVito will arrive at AT and T Stadium
in a yellow cab the free game show Yellow America's Game of the Week.
Tellmy DeVito, we're riving a stay there he is. He's tipping the cab
driver, Yeah, pulling cash out, you know, just keep it I
have to go. I have to go. And if he's fully dressed,
God's he's ready to play today. Guys, here for work your thoughts,
greg Olsen. Number two, Hunter Lipke, we'll miss the entire first half
after being mistaken that the Cowboys inexplicably had two bye weeks this season. Yeah,
coach McCarthy white, Well, we're only the impression that though there'sha bye
week this week, Hunter, sure was, it seems okay. Number three
Giants defensive coordinator wink Martindale will become so disinterested and frustrated with his squad's performance
that he will be briefly caught on camera practicing his juggling in preparation for a
post football second act. Okay, suckling, Yeah, I got it.
They're going to give up so many touchdowns. He's just gonna you know what
I got after football. So let's take a look at these two defensive coordinators.
A split screen gunn hat backwards and wink Mark has got bowling pins out.
I don't want that so much, got him? All of these come
true this game all time. Oh, empty my bank account and transfer it
all to you if you go through. Can you imagine if all of these.
Wow wilding in Dallas, down at at try the highlights here. First
off, baby cake're not gonna know what to do. Bad start for de
Vito, who arrived late. Yellow calv we had no idea to whereabouts and
under lip Kens, it's like the fullback is here for the start of the
third quarter. He thought it was a bye week. You're down on the
sideline to it. I'm not gonna coach McCarthy. Let's go down to Ace
Ace, back to your little baby cake crap. Okay, god, here,
what we're gonna do? Coming to NeXT's Dinghu's Morning News. He's plenty
of stuff and coutting jokes and things like that. That's uh Dingus Morning News.
Next time night. Everyone's freaking oh my god.