WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:07.360 This is the downbeat on ninety seven one with the freak. You see i'd 2 00:00:07.839 --> 00:00:19.640 time at the side of the boat that fifteen all right, Nikey live microphones 3 00:00:19.679 --> 00:00:23.960 around. I know you know the first the first verse pretty good here of 4 00:00:24.120 --> 00:00:30.199 this song when Fred Schneider comes in. Are you doing coma COSI I think 5 00:00:30.199 --> 00:00:33.479 we have to do the first set of profiler. You got a car and 6 00:00:33.520 --> 00:00:38.799 it's as big as a well and it's about as big as a well man 7 00:00:39.240 --> 00:00:47.719 about I got me a Chrysler and just about funny as hard up and bringing 8 00:00:47.799 --> 00:00:54.640 you out Jim Box money. I'm eating yeah, water burgers, chili cheese, 9 00:00:54.719 --> 00:00:59.840 waterburger that I started at seven forty five I've ever had in my life. 10 00:01:00.079 --> 00:01:03.280 Thank you, Wa Burger. They set up shop outside the studio taking 11 00:01:03.280 --> 00:01:07.079 care of us some of the other stations up here. Massive and it is 12 00:01:07.200 --> 00:01:11.920 delicious, although it's very early. But you know the cool thing without man 13 00:01:12.480 --> 00:01:18.959 that's a table tent. And the guy said, they almost kind of are 14 00:01:18.959 --> 00:01:21.680 not encouraging people to do this, but they're like, we know people steal 15 00:01:21.719 --> 00:01:26.640 the table tents, so today and it's just today only. I think at 16 00:01:26.680 --> 00:01:32.680 every water Burger while supplies last, you can get the official Dallas Cowboys water 17 00:01:32.760 --> 00:01:37.040 burger table tent. All right, that's cool. It says official burger the 18 00:01:37.079 --> 00:01:38.680 Dallas Cowboys. Right there. I'm holding it in my hand. You got 19 00:01:38.719 --> 00:01:46.359 the d. D. Lewis table tent at number fifty sean Cowboys to put 20 00:01:46.400 --> 00:01:49.079 up a forty burger against the Giants this Sunday guarantee. He's Kevin Turner, 21 00:01:51.079 --> 00:01:53.959 He's Danny Baylist. My name is Mike Siroy. Go get your chili cheeseburger. 22 00:01:55.079 --> 00:01:59.959 They got chili cheese fries too well. On our special guest waterburger Man 23 00:02:00.200 --> 00:02:05.439 is here to tell us about the chili cheese fries. A big pile of 24 00:02:06.120 --> 00:02:15.879 finely cut I had a whole potatoes, a layer of real Texas chili melted 25 00:02:15.199 --> 00:02:25.240 cheese topped with a spicy Hallapina water burgers, chili cheese fries. Make a 26 00:02:25.360 --> 00:02:32.719 run for the men's room. Thank you. Okay, you're welcome. Just 27 00:02:32.840 --> 00:02:36.039 fill in. Let me take that job. He got paid, just like 28 00:02:36.120 --> 00:02:42.400 Casino Mobili did introduce the hour Sportsman regular Katino Mobili, who we think about 29 00:02:42.479 --> 00:02:46.759 every day. And I think there might be sour cream on it. You'll 30 00:02:46.800 --> 00:02:50.639 have to dig around it. He's gonna keeps going around. Then one day 31 00:02:50.680 --> 00:02:52.800 someone's gonna be like, no, I want to hire this dude, and 32 00:02:52.879 --> 00:02:57.439 you're gonna be vel Man and make so much money and split it with your 33 00:02:57.439 --> 00:03:05.080 manager me fair and square and my producer Keavo. It's not your producer. 34 00:03:05.159 --> 00:03:08.400 It's a three way split. I don't know. I don't want your money 35 00:03:09.240 --> 00:03:15.319 anyway. I don't want your less sweet water Burger money. No, I 36 00:03:15.319 --> 00:03:20.080 don't want your vo money. Thank you, water Burger, just like you 37 00:03:20.319 --> 00:03:23.840 like it. This Trevan's brought to you by Rodney Anderson dot Com. A 38 00:03:23.919 --> 00:03:29.319 reminder, we're one hour away from you getting a chance to win some Green 39 00:03:29.400 --> 00:03:34.240 Day tickets. Mike Sroy has crafted some trivia questions that are going to stump 40 00:03:34.280 --> 00:03:38.719 you. It's a little flimsy or they're gonna pump you with tickets. That's 41 00:03:38.000 --> 00:03:43.159 me, pump you. Happy birthday, Angel. It's Angel's birthday. Really, 42 00:03:44.719 --> 00:03:46.639 I don't know Angel comic cause of karaoke for my birthday. Please no, 43 00:03:46.840 --> 00:03:52.280 but thanks for asking. Yeah, it's not no. And then Whitney 44 00:03:52.360 --> 00:03:57.360 always writes nice things. Okay, what does Whitney want today? She said? 45 00:03:57.439 --> 00:04:00.639 JJ mikey Kevio of course, Dingu you'll are the best, A freaking 46 00:04:00.840 --> 00:04:03.599 awesome weekend love Whitney, Okay, that's what she wants to well, spread 47 00:04:03.639 --> 00:04:09.280 love. It's nice. It's nice that Whitney decided to send a nice text 48 00:04:09.319 --> 00:04:12.879 for a change. Doesn't you have a crush on you? I think she 49 00:04:12.919 --> 00:04:18.360 hates my guts. Everybody does. Everybody loves Kevo. You see all the 50 00:04:18.399 --> 00:04:24.560 Cavio love on Twitter lately, Kevin, I really hated your show. But 51 00:04:24.680 --> 00:04:28.199 man, that Kevio. I've really come around. People come around Kevio, 52 00:04:28.360 --> 00:04:31.959 thereat around on me. Yeah, finally they're not. They changed things out 53 00:04:32.000 --> 00:04:34.879 as quick on this world. So enjoy you every minute while you have it. 54 00:04:35.199 --> 00:04:43.759 He's relevant on radio in this market now for three months. And I 55 00:04:43.759 --> 00:04:47.439 don't think up until yesterday the nation realized what a great actor you are. 56 00:04:48.040 --> 00:04:50.800 Until you do, you have it made that self. If you think I'm 57 00:04:50.800 --> 00:04:56.360 not playing this at least twice more today, I would saying you need a 58 00:04:56.399 --> 00:04:59.839 new audience. You guys now. I mean I think you both significantly make 59 00:04:59.839 --> 00:05:04.040 more than I do now. But I was making you guys for years that 60 00:05:04.120 --> 00:05:08.319 you guys have been around longer. That's rude to say I've been relevant. 61 00:05:08.360 --> 00:05:12.360 I've been making more money than you guys were. You don't talk about coworkers 62 00:05:12.959 --> 00:05:19.040 income anywhere. Is a hippo law. Nothing to do with hippos. All 63 00:05:19.160 --> 00:05:25.240 right, here's Kevio from yesterday on the downbeat. I'm just telling you I 64 00:05:25.319 --> 00:05:29.759 took no theater and would have if I would have been ridiculed for it in 65 00:05:29.800 --> 00:05:34.560 the hometown that I'm from, and I would be a beast of an actor. 66 00:05:36.439 --> 00:05:40.160 And I just because I know how to play it to the camera, 67 00:05:40.879 --> 00:05:46.600 I know how to feel out a moment, and I know when the audience 68 00:05:46.680 --> 00:05:48.839 is in the palm of my hands. I wanted to crush them, want 69 00:05:48.959 --> 00:05:54.639 to elevate them, not to send them on the right of their lives. 70 00:05:55.600 --> 00:06:00.160 You have a tremendous actor. I also pull that, and we'll send that 71 00:06:00.279 --> 00:06:09.639 to some Asians. I also can't get hard. That's Kevin Turner. I 72 00:06:09.680 --> 00:06:15.759 don't know why any of that happened. Anyone ever implies to me that Kevin 73 00:06:15.879 --> 00:06:21.040 is not funny, I will simply play that and then then I'll punch him 74 00:06:21.040 --> 00:06:28.000 in the throat and I'll walk off. If anyone ever says to me that 75 00:06:28.079 --> 00:06:31.079 Danny's nothing funny, then I will play them. This can't tell you the 76 00:06:31.079 --> 00:06:35.079 other thing that's been making me cry laugh all week. Yes, okay, 77 00:06:35.120 --> 00:06:39.920 and then we'll do our hot predictions and maybe we'll get to birthdays one day 78 00:06:39.959 --> 00:06:44.720 this week. Dude, we were talking about the Pillsbury dough Boy earlier this 79 00:06:44.759 --> 00:06:51.759 week and Danny the way he Danny did the voice of the Pillsbury dough Boy. 80 00:06:53.399 --> 00:06:56.839 I nearly, dude, I nearly pulled a Julie and wet myself driving 81 00:06:56.879 --> 00:06:59.680 home from the Flaming Lips last night. That threw that on. So I 82 00:06:59.720 --> 00:07:03.279 had it my email and I was just laughing so hard because the Pillsbury dough 83 00:07:03.319 --> 00:07:06.920 Boy, Well, first of all, can we hear what he does sound 84 00:07:08.000 --> 00:07:12.399 like? Because he does not sound like the way he kind of does. 85 00:07:13.319 --> 00:07:15.360 There's there's one where he's at. He's at He's at t s A. 86 00:07:15.560 --> 00:07:18.519 He doesn't even talk, he just makes that sound. Yeah. So he's 87 00:07:18.519 --> 00:07:23.439 at the airport. Okay, this is the this is a guy Co commercial. 88 00:07:23.480 --> 00:07:26.439 But he's at it's the Pillsbury dough Boy at the airport. And this 89 00:07:26.519 --> 00:07:40.000 is what happens when he gets poked. Cute, it's cute, it's cute. 90 00:07:40.120 --> 00:07:44.480 And this TSA agent is gotta touch like bending down to the ground. 91 00:07:45.079 --> 00:07:46.959 And touching any kind of backfedal. It's when he gets poked. He does 92 00:07:47.800 --> 00:07:54.000 traveling the country and selling his does. His tummy is full of cinnamon rolls 93 00:07:54.040 --> 00:07:58.480 so soft. I listened to this after the Christina dropped Chaos last night and 94 00:07:58.519 --> 00:08:01.519 I was crying, uh, and we'll play it for you. Now, 95 00:08:03.199 --> 00:08:07.519 why is it? Who is now here on the freaking What time it on 96 00:08:07.600 --> 00:08:11.639 TV? Is this all on? Is this gonna be on the radio? 97 00:08:11.079 --> 00:08:15.199 Yeah, just a couple of things that happened on this day. Nineteen sixty 98 00:08:15.240 --> 00:08:31.120 five, they aired the first Pillsbury dough Boy commercial. Dummy funny mascot the 99 00:08:31.120 --> 00:08:37.159 Pillsbury. He was cute guy and he's always wanted to poke his little belly 100 00:08:37.159 --> 00:08:46.039 and he goes genius pills And that's only reason we all know the company named 101 00:08:46.080 --> 00:08:50.279 Pillsbury, right, Yeah, we wouldn't even know anything about him, that 102 00:08:50.360 --> 00:08:58.720 little guy. Yeah, you wanna give me that finger? Woo wow, 103 00:09:01.919 --> 00:09:09.679 look at it? Losing it? Fine, I'll pull him again. Jesus 104 00:09:09.720 --> 00:09:16.720 all right. We watched that commercial him at the airport. It's so funny, 105 00:09:18.480 --> 00:09:24.440 like a fact, and I was like, I said, he's doing 106 00:09:24.519 --> 00:09:31.559 woo woo. But Dy did it first Pillsbury dough Boy commercial. First, 107 00:09:35.559 --> 00:09:43.399 what is that noise? I get excited again? That's dumb. All right, 108 00:09:43.480 --> 00:09:46.639 we'll play any more audio today. I won't wear the downbeat Dingers Morning 109 00:09:46.679 --> 00:09:52.360 News coming up in twenty minutes, forty minutes away from his joke, and 110 00:09:52.519 --> 00:09:56.519 I have not found yet your chance doing Green Day tickets at nine o'clock. 111 00:09:56.279 --> 00:10:00.360 And uh, let's go ahead and step into the Ghost Pepper pavilion and for 112 00:10:00.519 --> 00:10:05.480 our hot Cowboys and Giants predictions for this Sunday at three twenty five at AT 113 00:10:05.559 --> 00:10:13.039 and T Stadium, scorching hot predictions. Danny's going last, Yeah, because 114 00:10:13.080 --> 00:10:18.039 those are too damn good. They're not They're awful. My pigs are awful. 115 00:10:22.000 --> 00:10:26.720 God God has reached down and touched me on the shoulder in fortune. 116 00:10:26.799 --> 00:10:30.720 As I have five and a half points, Danny has three points currently, 117 00:10:30.799 --> 00:10:37.080 Kevin has one point. The listeners have zero points. As we make scorching 118 00:10:37.120 --> 00:10:41.679 predictions about upcoming games and events, and the Cowboys and Giants game would be 119 00:10:41.759 --> 00:10:46.360 the event slash game that we're going to make three predictions each on here. 120 00:10:46.399 --> 00:10:50.960 In a matter of seconds, we will record this audio. We will play 121 00:10:52.000 --> 00:10:58.679 it on Monday and determine if points or even half points should be awarded. 122 00:10:58.000 --> 00:11:05.120 Worst. This is the worst NFL Island game. Well this is not Island 123 00:11:05.120 --> 00:11:09.039 game technically, but it's America's game of the week. It is so terrible. 124 00:11:09.240 --> 00:11:13.399 And we had Troy and Joe Panthers Bears last night in a game where 125 00:11:13.440 --> 00:11:18.039 one team owns both teams draft picks and like could be one and two the 126 00:11:18.080 --> 00:11:22.960 Bears stinking one. Like the Bears would benefit from the Panthers winning. Yeah, 127 00:11:24.120 --> 00:11:28.159 No from the Panthers losing. No. I think the Bears chances of 128 00:11:28.200 --> 00:11:35.279 having the first overall pick increased because of the Panthers. If okay, if 129 00:11:35.279 --> 00:11:37.759 they want, if they beat the Pants because the Bears won their third game 130 00:11:37.840 --> 00:11:39.639 last night and the Panthers have won, No, I think they increased had 131 00:11:39.639 --> 00:11:43.440 they lost to the Panthers. They both, Yeah, it was strange they 132 00:11:43.480 --> 00:11:46.480 shouldn't have won. I think, yeah. All I saw what trending was 133 00:11:46.480 --> 00:11:50.639 Al Michaels, who just wants to fashion a noose every time he steps into 134 00:11:50.639 --> 00:11:54.000 the booth. I mean, the schedule for Thursday at football is so bad. 135 00:11:54.240 --> 00:11:56.679 They got a bad one in the morning. At Sunday It's like Colts 136 00:11:56.679 --> 00:12:01.039 and Patriots ill and then Cowboys and Giants is not an exciting game of the 137 00:12:01.080 --> 00:12:05.799 week because of the Giants being terrible. It's Broncos and Bills on Monday night. 138 00:12:07.399 --> 00:12:09.720 It's Jets and Raiders on Sunday night. I mean it is tracked. 139 00:12:09.759 --> 00:12:13.559 And America's real team, in the Miami Dolphins, is a bye week. 140 00:12:15.039 --> 00:12:18.720 Yeah, we get a couple more texts mad at me today? Now keep 141 00:12:18.720 --> 00:12:20.679 them coming in. Did you duck their points for where to let you go 142 00:12:20.720 --> 00:12:26.960 first? This time? Leader? Okay, they're not that good. I 143 00:12:26.960 --> 00:12:33.440 don't know, there's some confidence. Sell yourself, all right, Here's a 144 00:12:33.480 --> 00:12:39.559 prediction one for Cowboys Giants this Sunday at AT and T Stadium. Micah look 145 00:12:39.600 --> 00:12:46.000 out for Micah, not Giants linebacker Micah McFadden. But this is the game, 146 00:12:46.080 --> 00:12:54.799 This is the one. Micah Parsons will score an offensive touchdown. Is 147 00:12:54.840 --> 00:13:01.360 that hot enough for you? At first? That's hot? So basically, 148 00:13:01.639 --> 00:13:05.759 the Cowboys are going to be up so much that they start doing high school 149 00:13:05.759 --> 00:13:09.080 bits where they put the junior varsity team in and make them do weird stuff 150 00:13:09.159 --> 00:13:11.799 just because they can. Mike has been saying I can catch I want the 151 00:13:11.840 --> 00:13:16.399 ball. He's been saying it for years and he's gonna whoop McCarthy's ass. 152 00:13:16.480 --> 00:13:20.840 Finally enough, they're like, you know what, fine, we'll run a 153 00:13:20.879 --> 00:13:24.720 little tight end route for Micah. I love that. And I was gonna 154 00:13:24.759 --> 00:13:28.440 just say, Michael will score a touchdown there by allowing me to have all 155 00:13:28.480 --> 00:13:31.720 the defensive possibilities. But for whatever reason, because I happen to be leading, 156 00:13:31.759 --> 00:13:35.919 you guys say these aren't hot enough. I don't say that. I 157 00:13:35.960 --> 00:13:41.320 know you know what you don't know. It's the listeners, the pointless listeners. 158 00:13:41.720 --> 00:13:43.440 And I don't mean that you're pointless. I mean you have no points. 159 00:13:43.440 --> 00:13:50.279 They have no point. Yeah, prediction too. Punt team. The 160 00:13:50.360 --> 00:13:56.559 Giants will punt the ball so many times that they're punter Jamie Gillian will have 161 00:13:56.679 --> 00:13:58.879 to take off his shoe and put a bag of frozen p's on his foot 162 00:14:00.000 --> 00:14:09.840 on the sideline. Now if he has to like re tape his shoe or 163 00:14:09.879 --> 00:14:13.200 something that we may need to discuss. Yeah, a type of really foot 164 00:14:13.240 --> 00:14:16.360 maintenance. Yeah, based on pain. Yes, that's sort of what. 165 00:14:18.039 --> 00:14:20.840 Yeah, even a foot massaging a win, a wincing foot massage. They 166 00:14:22.080 --> 00:14:28.799 look down here, Jamie Gillen, foot's really swollen from all that aggressive punting. 167 00:14:28.799 --> 00:14:31.559 A lot. By the way, NFL record sixteen punts in one game. 168 00:14:31.720 --> 00:14:37.559 I love that you assume that the most popular sports league in America, 169 00:14:37.879 --> 00:14:39.600 with all the money that they generate, are going to have to resort to 170 00:14:39.679 --> 00:14:46.159 frozen peas instead of some badass professional medical ice bag. Maybe because he'll go 171 00:14:46.240 --> 00:14:48.960 through all the medical ice bags. They're all melted. They'll have to run 172 00:14:50.080 --> 00:14:56.480 that wal mart across the street and get frozen. They're out of piece. 173 00:14:56.559 --> 00:15:01.519 I had to get broccoli final, Just give it here where everyone's illegally parked 174 00:15:01.519 --> 00:15:07.440 my freaking foots killing me. Last prediction for a couple of times Sunday at 175 00:15:07.480 --> 00:15:09.840 Att Stadium. Hey, hey, no, as if beating, As if 176 00:15:09.840 --> 00:15:13.799 the beating they're gonna take won't be embarrassing enough. A New York Giants player 177 00:15:13.879 --> 00:15:20.559 will get hit in the face with a throne slice of pizza in this game 178 00:15:20.919 --> 00:15:24.360 helmet, I will ask for it to count YEP. If it sticks on 179 00:15:24.399 --> 00:15:30.799 the helmet, I may be begging for two. It sticks on the crown 180 00:15:30.840 --> 00:15:35.720 of the helmet. I want it to be in the middle of a play 181 00:15:35.240 --> 00:15:39.600 where receivers just run at a freaking post route. What's the what's the call 182 00:15:39.799 --> 00:15:45.200 the pizza? What a frisbee. Slice of pizza hits some pizza, no, 183 00:15:45.039 --> 00:15:48.600 no, no, hits the crown of the helmet. He doesn't know, 184 00:15:48.279 --> 00:15:52.159 but when he turns around to receive the pass, the pizza and the 185 00:15:52.200 --> 00:15:58.559 melty cheese causes it to just slide down over his face mask and as he 186 00:15:58.639 --> 00:16:03.159 turns his face is covered in pizza and he can't see the ball. The 187 00:16:03.200 --> 00:16:08.759 ball hits the helmet, dislodges the pizza. Pizza everywhere, Yeah, incomplete 188 00:16:08.759 --> 00:16:15.639 pass everywhere? Everything way and perfectly shades his eyes from the sun that's coming 189 00:16:15.679 --> 00:16:23.200 in. Because that the first half. What if Giants wide receiver running open 190 00:16:23.519 --> 00:16:27.480 frisbee, slice of pizza comes flying in from the crowd, hits him right 191 00:16:27.480 --> 00:16:30.600 in the bridge of the nose, He goes ah, and then he obviously 192 00:16:30.639 --> 00:16:36.840 misses the ball. What's the call? Incomplete pass? Does the Cowboys get 193 00:16:36.840 --> 00:16:40.919 flagged for their fans frisbee? I think they se Papa John's Yes, I 194 00:16:40.919 --> 00:16:47.240 think they get a personal foul the fans personal pizza fowl, personal size pizza 195 00:16:47.240 --> 00:16:53.840 fowl. They've called penalties on the fans before. Yeah, yes, it's 196 00:16:53.879 --> 00:16:57.120 the team Rember snowballs. Yeah, there you go, snowballs at Buffalo, 197 00:16:57.159 --> 00:17:03.440 Buffalo. Yeah, okay, a caller is told in it has a prediction. 198 00:17:03.519 --> 00:17:04.720 Let's go to that real quick and then we'll get mine all trying to 199 00:17:04.720 --> 00:17:11.079 get points. All right, Hello, guys, y'all good. I believe 200 00:17:11.200 --> 00:17:15.240 that the quarterback, the new quarterback for the Giants, Tommy DeVito not Danny, 201 00:17:15.680 --> 00:17:21.359 will not finish the game, and they will show a graphic on the 202 00:17:21.480 --> 00:17:29.880 game of current starting quarterback Daniel Jones side by side with Eli Manning, which 203 00:17:29.920 --> 00:17:33.559 will lets it on Monday. A discussion from you of how they have such 204 00:17:33.640 --> 00:17:37.240 similar dumb face. Okay, okay, well accept the listeners have a chance 205 00:17:37.279 --> 00:17:41.279 here. Thank you. That's a good listener because they were just calling begging 206 00:17:41.319 --> 00:17:45.039 for a half point or point. They come in and provide something, Yes, 207 00:17:45.559 --> 00:17:48.519 something, Thank you man. You're a good dude. My pleasure. 208 00:17:48.640 --> 00:17:51.519 Love you guys. You want to play golf? Are you remember at any 209 00:17:51.599 --> 00:17:56.359 nice private clubs? Absolutely? I am which one tell you on the air, 210 00:17:56.720 --> 00:18:00.359 all right, email me, super secret, Email me Kevin Turner at 211 00:18:00.359 --> 00:18:06.920 iHeartMedia dot com. But there he goes. Interesting Now Katie, you're up. 212 00:18:07.240 --> 00:18:10.960 Good luck. Prediction number one Cooper Rush will play the entire fourth quarter. 213 00:18:12.119 --> 00:18:15.359 Warm, But I need points in third place. Okay, okay, 214 00:18:15.599 --> 00:18:21.640 Prediction two Little Baby KK. We'll mention the Texas Rangers World Series win, 215 00:18:21.799 --> 00:18:26.480 and then it will cut to Jerry Jones's sweet where they discuss the Cowboys drought 216 00:18:26.640 --> 00:18:30.200 and how Jerry would do anything to win another Super Bowl while Jerry is eating 217 00:18:30.240 --> 00:18:37.720 a hot dog next to Chris Christie. You know what all of those things 218 00:18:37.720 --> 00:18:41.519 could happen if you get every one of those. You should have added a 219 00:18:41.640 --> 00:18:48.799 drone shot that is focused on globe life. Then gang pans over. Yeah 220 00:18:48.960 --> 00:18:52.279 to at and t as the setup for that. But your first one was 221 00:18:52.279 --> 00:18:56.000 incredibly warm, but you more than covered it with that one, so you 222 00:18:56.039 --> 00:18:57.759 are right on pace. I like where you're at. I need points, 223 00:18:57.960 --> 00:19:03.279 you know, nutcut in time some of my trick plays I might be leaving 224 00:19:03.279 --> 00:19:07.359 for next week. I need to run the hits like this one. Prediction 225 00:19:07.480 --> 00:19:15.200 iree JJG my audio cranked up. The Cowboys defense will record a turnover and 226 00:19:15.240 --> 00:19:19.039 then the entire defense will run to the end zone to celebrate. The dance 227 00:19:19.079 --> 00:19:25.039 that will perform as a team in Unison is called the Fat Dog, and 228 00:19:25.079 --> 00:19:37.240 it goes a little something like this. It's a brand new dance based on 229 00:19:37.319 --> 00:19:41.440 an old phrase. It's called the fat Dog, and it will amaze. 230 00:19:41.640 --> 00:19:45.720 You've heard this expression your entire life. It's not made up. It's not 231 00:19:45.880 --> 00:19:48.160 made up. It's a brand new dance based on an old phrase. It's 232 00:19:48.160 --> 00:19:52.759 called the fat Dog, and it will amaze. You've heard this expression your 233 00:19:52.920 --> 00:19:56.759 entire life. It's not made up. It's not made up. It's a 234 00:19:56.759 --> 00:20:00.000 brand new dance based on an old phrase. It's called the fat Dog. 235 00:20:00.079 --> 00:20:03.640 Game it with a mate. You've heard this expression of your entire life. 236 00:20:03.920 --> 00:20:07.640 It's not made up. It's not made up. Three more times. No, 237 00:20:07.680 --> 00:20:11.440 I don't want to fantastic. Oh my god, what the hell? 238 00:20:11.480 --> 00:20:15.359 Why didn't you go last? Why would you make anyone go after you? 239 00:20:15.359 --> 00:20:19.119 Nobody? Who find this man? Some rhythm? Well that's favored on the 240 00:20:19.119 --> 00:20:22.960 second verse. But well that's the whole key to the Fat Dog. It's 241 00:20:23.000 --> 00:20:30.119 a little out of the fat Dog. Yeah, and the cowboys are gonna 242 00:20:30.119 --> 00:20:32.720 do that. Cowboys are gonna do that as a team and use some of 243 00:20:32.720 --> 00:20:37.279 the defense, you know, turn over and then they sprint all that part. 244 00:20:37.279 --> 00:20:40.440 We all got that part visually down. Are they going to be singing? 245 00:20:40.559 --> 00:20:42.000 Yeah, it's like, what's the there's our dance associated with the fat 246 00:20:42.039 --> 00:20:45.200 Dog. So if we can't here, we'll know that they're doing the fat 247 00:20:45.240 --> 00:20:48.440 You'll assume it. You'll see a couple of people your dance will hit. 248 00:20:48.599 --> 00:20:52.359 You'll see Jeron curse kind of mouthing it. And the hell time, maybe 249 00:20:52.359 --> 00:20:55.039 shake shake a finger. It's not made up, and they'll do the Paul 250 00:20:55.119 --> 00:20:59.119 thing. But you know it's not made up. It's not made not made 251 00:20:59.240 --> 00:21:02.559 up. Why died JJ whipping her head and looking at you, Well, 252 00:21:02.599 --> 00:21:06.400 you do most of the things you do is one of the true pleasures of 253 00:21:06.440 --> 00:21:08.680 each and every morning here from six to ten am. In ninety seven, 254 00:21:08.720 --> 00:21:17.720 won the freak. Oh my god, yeah, Danny, Wow, I 255 00:21:17.759 --> 00:21:23.440 need some points. But what I just don't care anymore, especially after that. 256 00:21:26.880 --> 00:21:30.480 I would almost say, just let's let's throw a point at him right 257 00:21:30.519 --> 00:21:37.440 now. Oh my all right, sorry, fat dog. These predictions are 258 00:21:37.480 --> 00:21:45.920 made up. Number one quarterback Tommy DeVito will arrive at AT and T Stadium 259 00:21:45.960 --> 00:21:56.440 in a yellow cab the free game show Yellow America's Game of the Week. 260 00:21:56.640 --> 00:22:02.039 Tellmy DeVito, we're riving a stay there he is. He's tipping the cab 261 00:22:02.160 --> 00:22:07.119 driver, Yeah, pulling cash out, you know, just keep it I 262 00:22:07.160 --> 00:22:10.440 have to go. I have to go. And if he's fully dressed, 263 00:22:12.160 --> 00:22:18.640 God's he's ready to play today. Guys, here for work your thoughts, 264 00:22:18.680 --> 00:22:27.839 greg Olsen. Number two, Hunter Lipke, we'll miss the entire first half 265 00:22:29.160 --> 00:22:41.880 after being mistaken that the Cowboys inexplicably had two bye weeks this season. Yeah, 266 00:22:42.079 --> 00:22:52.960 coach McCarthy white, Well, we're only the impression that though there'sha bye 267 00:22:52.039 --> 00:23:03.200 week this week, Hunter, sure was, it seems okay. Number three 268 00:23:04.279 --> 00:23:14.519 Giants defensive coordinator wink Martindale will become so disinterested and frustrated with his squad's performance 269 00:23:15.319 --> 00:23:19.960 that he will be briefly caught on camera practicing his juggling in preparation for a 270 00:23:21.039 --> 00:23:30.440 post football second act. Okay, suckling, Yeah, I got it. 271 00:23:30.480 --> 00:23:33.519 They're going to give up so many touchdowns. He's just gonna you know what 272 00:23:34.119 --> 00:23:40.519 I got after football. So let's take a look at these two defensive coordinators. 273 00:23:40.519 --> 00:23:48.559 A split screen gunn hat backwards and wink Mark has got bowling pins out. 274 00:23:52.920 --> 00:23:57.799 I don't want that so much, got him? All of these come 275 00:23:57.920 --> 00:24:04.559 true this game all time. Oh, empty my bank account and transfer it 276 00:24:04.599 --> 00:24:07.759 all to you if you go through. Can you imagine if all of these. 277 00:24:10.319 --> 00:24:12.960 Wow wilding in Dallas, down at at try the highlights here. First 278 00:24:14.000 --> 00:24:18.599 off, baby cake're not gonna know what to do. Bad start for de 279 00:24:18.759 --> 00:24:23.519 Vito, who arrived late. Yellow calv we had no idea to whereabouts and 280 00:24:23.680 --> 00:24:26.359 under lip Kens, it's like the fullback is here for the start of the 281 00:24:26.359 --> 00:24:29.960 third quarter. He thought it was a bye week. You're down on the 282 00:24:29.960 --> 00:24:33.400 sideline to it. I'm not gonna coach McCarthy. Let's go down to Ace 283 00:24:33.359 --> 00:24:38.680 Ace, back to your little baby cake crap. Okay, god, here, 284 00:24:40.039 --> 00:24:45.240 what we're gonna do? Coming to NeXT's Dinghu's Morning News. He's plenty 285 00:24:45.240 --> 00:24:48.960 of stuff and coutting jokes and things like that. That's uh Dingus Morning News. 286 00:24:48.960 --> 00:24:51.559 Next time night. 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