WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.119 --> 00:00:14.359 Hello, Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. Thank you so much for watching 2 00:00:14.400 --> 00:00:19.719 on our YouTube channel. Thank you so much for listening on iHeartRadio app or 3 00:00:19.719 --> 00:00:27.640 Spotify or Apple Podcasts or Spreaker or Google or wherever you listen. We approach 4 00:00:27.879 --> 00:00:32.960 those. We appreciate it a lot. This is like our almost a four 5 00:00:33.039 --> 00:00:37.399 hundred and fiftieth episode. You believe it? Can you seriously, Eric, 6 00:00:38.079 --> 00:00:40.880 think about counting to four hundred and fifty right now. That would take a 7 00:00:40.920 --> 00:00:44.560 while for me. That would take days. I mean, think about it. 8 00:00:44.600 --> 00:00:47.520 We've done that many. I don't think Laura could do it. I 9 00:00:47.600 --> 00:00:50.840 don't think I can. I think actually max out like fifty six or something. 10 00:00:51.039 --> 00:00:54.719 I'd be like fifty six. Yeah, that would be me too. 11 00:00:55.039 --> 00:00:59.880 After that. I can count to a one hundred in Spanish. Okay, 12 00:01:00.240 --> 00:01:04.640 so, oh wow, you are bilingual. I can sing Silent Night in 13 00:01:04.760 --> 00:01:10.920 German? Please? Oh no. I can sing Christmas is over. I 14 00:01:10.920 --> 00:01:14.400 can sing jingle bells in Spanish. I can sing oh come all ye faithful, 15 00:01:14.480 --> 00:01:19.000 faithful in Latin. Please? Why you have to? I'm going to 16 00:01:19.040 --> 00:01:26.040 sing it Costco Bella's Costco bellis Oregon Como token. Please sing it in German 17 00:01:27.680 --> 00:01:33.959 Christmas. I used to know a lot of German like children's rhymes I took 18 00:01:34.040 --> 00:01:36.959 when I took German back in college. I'm sorry, who are you? 19 00:01:37.000 --> 00:01:41.239 Gross? Gross? Gross gross ales my necklyde? Can we see your face 20 00:01:41.280 --> 00:01:47.239 please? Producer Brian over there on the micing case. You're just now tuning 21 00:01:47.280 --> 00:01:51.200 in to our podcast and you've never heard us before. Hey, Ryan, 22 00:01:51.319 --> 00:01:53.599 And then this is Eric Rummer. Hello, Hi. And how about that 23 00:01:53.719 --> 00:01:57.920 rain? Wow? Yeah, I mean something blows me away. The thing 24 00:01:59.079 --> 00:02:02.640 is obviously thinking about this this summer and the spring is going to be so 25 00:02:02.879 --> 00:02:07.680 green, think about all the colors, and the flower fields are going to 26 00:02:07.719 --> 00:02:12.199 be amazing. All of our allergies are going to be totally out of whack. 27 00:02:13.439 --> 00:02:16.319 I'm going to shoot myself. Well, I have a present for you. 28 00:02:16.360 --> 00:02:22.520 What close your eyes. I've been waiting for this to come, little 29 00:02:22.560 --> 00:02:25.960 bit. Let me just say it is girlier than I wanted it to be. 30 00:02:27.080 --> 00:02:30.319 But I have a feeling you're going to use it with zess. Oh 31 00:02:30.680 --> 00:02:38.759 it's a vibration god what oh boy? You know I got us something too, 32 00:02:39.000 --> 00:02:44.400 and it's coming. Okay, hold out your hands, okay, okay, 33 00:02:44.639 --> 00:02:55.319 okay, it's okay. Open Oh you can keep all your toilet trees 34 00:02:55.319 --> 00:03:00.560 in there, all right, love it, eat it bag. I know 35 00:03:00.599 --> 00:03:02.520 it has flowers on it. It's a little bit early, but still it's 36 00:03:02.520 --> 00:03:07.719 still gonna come in very handy. Something else. Okay, okay, they're 37 00:03:07.719 --> 00:03:10.400 closed. Open up, I mean, open up your hands. Okay, 38 00:03:12.199 --> 00:03:21.080 open your eyes. It's true. I am something like that. I really 39 00:03:21.120 --> 00:03:24.039 am. Thank you, You're welcome. When do I get my present from 40 00:03:24.159 --> 00:03:27.759 you? As soon as it comes? Is it something that I'm going to 41 00:03:27.879 --> 00:03:30.360 enjoy or something I'm going to laugh at? Oh, it's something that maybe 42 00:03:30.400 --> 00:03:36.759 both can you give me or can I give you? Like a price range? 43 00:03:36.800 --> 00:03:40.759 Was it over five dollars or under five dollars? I honestly do not 44 00:03:40.879 --> 00:03:46.439 remember. M M. I bet it was under five dollars, because I 45 00:03:46.439 --> 00:03:50.840 think you would be you would remember spending like ten dollars on me, not 46 00:03:50.879 --> 00:03:54.759 necessarily, Okay, Like at Christmas time, I just was like bye bye 47 00:03:54.800 --> 00:03:58.719 bye bye bye. I don't care what the price was. So fun. 48 00:03:59.159 --> 00:04:01.319 I freaking love that website. And you know I shouldn't. I know I 49 00:04:01.319 --> 00:04:06.039 shouldn't. I should not like globally, I shouldn't. Do you know that 50 00:04:06.080 --> 00:04:11.319 TikTok has a store? No I guess I shouldn't have told you that. 51 00:04:11.560 --> 00:04:15.399 Yeah, my coworker told me that yesterday. It's not that TikTok has a 52 00:04:15.480 --> 00:04:19.240 store. It so that you can put you can link a store through TikTok 53 00:04:19.480 --> 00:04:24.319 on your page basically. Okay, Well, same with Instagram. You know 54 00:04:24.399 --> 00:04:27.600 Instagram has stores like yeah, front, it's the same thing. I have 55 00:04:27.639 --> 00:04:31.319 to figure out how to sell. We have a bunch of Laura Cane After 56 00:04:31.439 --> 00:04:35.279 Dark merch that I'm trying to figure out how to sell it. Is there 57 00:04:35.240 --> 00:04:39.079 a way to sell it? So we'll figure it out on Instagram or something 58 00:04:39.120 --> 00:04:43.360 like that. Okay, anyway, we need to talk about very important people 59 00:04:43.480 --> 00:04:46.160 first before we go with our host shot. 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I don't know if Brian, if you're this type 105 00:08:13.120 --> 00:08:20.360 of person, I don't think you are. Eric. I know one of 106 00:08:20.360 --> 00:08:30.360 my roommates is and this person yesterday, I'm like, okay, I cannot 107 00:08:30.439 --> 00:08:37.120 stand and I'm sorry if you are one of these people backer inners, Oh, 108 00:08:37.200 --> 00:08:39.679 I can't stand it. Who do you think you are? Oh my 109 00:08:39.720 --> 00:08:43.399 god? Why do you have to back into the parking space? Yes, 110 00:08:43.480 --> 00:08:46.320 I know, I know, I know it's easier to get out, it's 111 00:08:46.399 --> 00:08:50.519 quicker to get out, but you know what you're doing when when somebody is 112 00:08:50.559 --> 00:08:56.360 waiting to pass you, or there was a line like this person took so 113 00:08:56.639 --> 00:09:01.919 long to back into a parking spot. We were waiting there for like five 114 00:09:01.000 --> 00:09:07.440 minutes. Such a paint of the massull forward. All right, I am 115 00:09:07.480 --> 00:09:11.720 not, But the only reason I'm not I would if I was, I 116 00:09:11.759 --> 00:09:13.960 wouldn't take this crap from you, considering you came and park in the lines 117 00:09:15.120 --> 00:09:20.360 normally. No, okay, okay, fine, But I'm just saying I've 118 00:09:20.480 --> 00:09:24.320 never been a person that wants to back into a parking spot. I don't 119 00:09:24.360 --> 00:09:28.279 need to. I don't. I I don't get it. It's just as 120 00:09:28.279 --> 00:09:30.679 easy for me to back out as it is for me to pull in. 121 00:09:30.840 --> 00:09:33.840 Right, that's pretty easy to pulling out, So nice, I don't. 122 00:09:33.919 --> 00:09:35.080 I don't back in. It's it's too much of a hasshole. But it 123 00:09:35.159 --> 00:09:41.720 is. Now I'm gonna make I'm gonna make a blanket statement and this is 124 00:09:41.840 --> 00:09:45.279 gonna probably make some people mad. But you know who I noticed does this 125 00:09:45.519 --> 00:09:52.519 a lot frequently? Tesla drivers. Oh yeah, really, yes, that 126 00:09:52.720 --> 00:09:56.240 was who I was waiting for the other day. They want I know. 127 00:09:56.320 --> 00:09:58.919 Tesla's are really actually very very cool. They're a very uncomfortable car to right. 128 00:10:00.080 --> 00:10:01.519 Oh you say that they are not? They are so not. I 129 00:10:01.519 --> 00:10:05.840 don't know what what model your friend had that you were in that one time. 130 00:10:07.039 --> 00:10:09.039 It wasn't it was newber driver. By the way, the shirt that 131 00:10:09.159 --> 00:10:18.639 Eric's wearing is mine. It's a crop top. It is okay, and 132 00:10:18.679 --> 00:10:22.799 he's somehow he is making it work, glove that you're making it work. 133 00:10:24.000 --> 00:10:26.679 Yep, here we go anyway. I guess that's that's it. That's all 134 00:10:26.679 --> 00:10:31.039 I have to say. And if that's you, I I thought maybe Brian, 135 00:10:31.159 --> 00:10:33.440 you you might have been that guy. I don't know. I'm gonna 136 00:10:33.440 --> 00:10:37.200 have a quick soapbox, real quick. Okay, Well, who I hate 137 00:10:37.320 --> 00:10:41.279 who? People that can't park in just in general, people who hit curbs, 138 00:10:41.320 --> 00:10:45.799 like in their jeeps, park on the curb, hit all the curbs, 139 00:10:45.960 --> 00:10:50.639 back over the curbs, go forwards over the curbs, outside the lines, 140 00:10:50.720 --> 00:10:52.919 over the lines, on top of the lines. What I sense here 141 00:10:54.279 --> 00:10:58.440 is he's waving the green flag of jealousy, Beka, waving the green flag. 142 00:10:58.440 --> 00:11:01.960 That's what my brother insist and I used to say when we were jealous 143 00:11:01.960 --> 00:11:05.480 of each other. You're waving the green flag, you know, when you're 144 00:11:05.480 --> 00:11:07.720 green with envy. Am I jealous of that. I drive a jeep. 145 00:11:09.519 --> 00:11:13.000 Yea that I get to do all these things because in a jeep you can 146 00:11:13.159 --> 00:11:16.080 do that. You can go over curbs. It's like you're driving a school 147 00:11:16.080 --> 00:11:18.879 bus. It's so fun. A jeep is a Honda CRV with a with 148 00:11:18.960 --> 00:11:26.360 bigger suspension on the alls are great. Like ten times it doesn't stop it. 149 00:11:26.519 --> 00:11:31.120 Okay, anyway, I admitted that I am sometimes I park like a 150 00:11:31.159 --> 00:11:33.919 dick. I and I don't mean to. I don't mean to capable of 151 00:11:35.480 --> 00:11:39.799 correctly. I just have Well, admittedly I have a little problem with death 152 00:11:41.159 --> 00:11:46.200 perception. Death perception, death perceptions. Okay, mommy, sometimes I yeah. 153 00:11:46.519 --> 00:11:50.399 Anyway, that's all I have for my host chat. What is your 154 00:11:50.440 --> 00:11:52.759 host chat? Oh my god, If it's what I think it is, 155 00:11:52.840 --> 00:11:56.720 Oh god, this is so this is crazy. This sucks so bad. 156 00:11:58.039 --> 00:12:03.440 I hate getting old. It's the worst. I went for my physical on 157 00:12:03.519 --> 00:12:07.679 Thursday and my doctor called me today, who I love. I've been with 158 00:12:07.759 --> 00:12:13.240 them a long time. I love my doctor. Wait, wait, can 159 00:12:13.240 --> 00:12:18.000 I ask a quick question? You did blood, you did vitals, you 160 00:12:18.039 --> 00:12:20.600 did urine? Did you do the finger up? The yes? I ought, 161 00:12:20.720 --> 00:12:24.320 yes, the whole nine. It was his favorite part. Yes, 162 00:12:24.360 --> 00:12:35.120 I got finger banged, and it was it was very sad. Today when 163 00:12:35.279 --> 00:12:43.799 I got my results, my everything was fairly good, except for the fact 164 00:12:43.840 --> 00:12:48.639 that when I weighed myself, my shoes alone weighed probably ten pounds each. 165 00:12:50.039 --> 00:12:54.720 So I took my shoes off, took my keys out, I basically stripped 166 00:12:54.759 --> 00:13:00.639 down, did nothing so that I would be at my Goalways those doctor, 167 00:13:00.679 --> 00:13:05.480 they always seem to like add pounds. Yes, so I'm normally between like 168 00:13:05.519 --> 00:13:13.759 one hundred and sixty five and one seventy. I've been that probably well consecutively 169 00:13:13.919 --> 00:13:20.480 since like twenty seventeen. I never gained a pound. I stepped on the 170 00:13:20.519 --> 00:13:28.639 scale and I was one eighty ooh, so that ten pounds. And I 171 00:13:28.679 --> 00:13:31.159 don't own a scale like I own a scale, but the batteries are dead, 172 00:13:31.240 --> 00:13:37.600 so it Do you notice, did you, because that's like ten pounds. 173 00:13:37.960 --> 00:13:41.519 Do you notice in your clothes that they're fitting a little differently? Well, 174 00:13:41.559 --> 00:13:45.720 I've noticed that I have a lot of stuff that's very slim fit. 175 00:13:45.759 --> 00:13:48.759 But since I've been working out a lot more, I'm getting a little broader 176 00:13:48.960 --> 00:13:54.440 up here, so I've noticed it's been a little tighter. So I when 177 00:13:54.440 --> 00:13:58.600 he reads me calls me today with my results. He's like, so one 178 00:13:58.679 --> 00:14:05.240 of the things we're going to have to work on is it's not anything to 179 00:14:05.279 --> 00:14:07.399 be concerned about. But you have a little bit of a fatty liver. 180 00:14:09.679 --> 00:14:15.159 And I'm like what and he said, yeah, so it's probably that ten 181 00:14:15.200 --> 00:14:18.240 pounds that you gained over the holidays. And I was like, mother, 182 00:14:18.799 --> 00:14:22.639 that's what like alcoholics gin I wasn't say ten you gained ten pounds and they're 183 00:14:22.679 --> 00:14:26.679 saying your liver was kind of fatty. Yeah, it's weird. He doesn't 184 00:14:26.000 --> 00:14:30.360 because I'm not a big drinker at all. Is there are they is that 185 00:14:30.440 --> 00:14:31.360 something like, oh, we're gonna look into this more. They were just 186 00:14:31.360 --> 00:14:35.720 like trying too well. Yeah, they said, you know, call us 187 00:14:35.720 --> 00:14:37.679 in six months and they'll do it again. But is it reversible? Oh 188 00:14:37.720 --> 00:14:41.240 yeah, yeah, it's nothing to be concerned about. He just wants me 189 00:14:41.279 --> 00:14:45.960 to lose that ten pounds. It's just weird that ten pounds is what made 190 00:14:46.000 --> 00:14:50.000 your liver fa And I'm like, well, anything on me gets fat with 191 00:14:50.240 --> 00:14:54.279 any bit of a weight game my face, might you know anything? So 192 00:14:54.559 --> 00:14:58.720 what did he tell you that you needed to watch your weight? I mean, 193 00:15:00.279 --> 00:15:05.480 it's just that'll come off quick. Let me tell you well instead of 194 00:15:05.039 --> 00:15:09.360 I haven't eaten since that docum. Yeah, I haven't eaten at all today, 195 00:15:09.399 --> 00:15:11.679 but since you know, I mean I did double up on the cilium 196 00:15:11.759 --> 00:15:16.480 husk at night. Maybe it's time to like triple it. No, that's 197 00:15:16.480 --> 00:15:20.000 not going to help. You know that. You know better than that. 198 00:15:20.639 --> 00:15:24.240 Don't not eat because then you'll pass out. Then you'll like no, then 199 00:15:24.240 --> 00:15:26.879 you'll hit your head and then all I'm going to eat are like ritz crackers 200 00:15:28.039 --> 00:15:33.159 and ice cub rice. Yeah, ice cubes. I'll dip an ice cube, 201 00:15:33.440 --> 00:15:37.879 ice ice cube, ice cube. Yeah, I'll have a packet on 202 00:15:37.960 --> 00:15:43.000 ice cube. That's what I'll have. And maybe for breakfast, I'll dip 203 00:15:43.080 --> 00:15:46.480 orange juice and like a what do you call it? A cotton ball? 204 00:15:48.279 --> 00:15:56.039 Oh god, it's good orange juice. Did you how's your like cholesterol and 205 00:15:56.080 --> 00:16:00.320 stuff? Fine? Okay, yeah I need to do that. Oh I 206 00:16:00.440 --> 00:16:04.639 came my colonoscopy results. Oh back, what how was it? You have 207 00:16:04.679 --> 00:16:11.279 a big booty hole? No, I have a twisty cole in. They 208 00:16:11.320 --> 00:16:15.320 said, thank god we put you under anesthesia because it was we had such 209 00:16:15.320 --> 00:16:18.960 a hard time getting it up through there because it's so twisty. You need 210 00:16:18.000 --> 00:16:21.960 to do something about Well, no, wonder you ship once every thirty days 211 00:16:22.440 --> 00:16:27.519 comes out in aspire. Yeah, but they said that I had that I 212 00:16:27.559 --> 00:16:30.440 had polyps, oh yeah, or a polyp or something, and then it 213 00:16:30.480 --> 00:16:34.759 was pre cancerous and so I have to go back in five years, not 214 00:16:34.960 --> 00:16:37.879 ten. I have to go back away five Did they not remove it? 215 00:16:38.159 --> 00:16:41.879 They did, but they removed it and then checked it and said, oh, 216 00:16:41.039 --> 00:16:45.679 this has some cells that aren't that are kind of funky. So they 217 00:16:45.720 --> 00:16:49.000 want to just they're just doing it out of caution. Oh for sure, 218 00:16:49.480 --> 00:16:52.799 God, you're you're both going to get to do that again. But can 219 00:16:53.200 --> 00:16:59.320 ye No, it would be there passed away from butt cancer farapox. I 220 00:16:59.399 --> 00:17:04.359 did my Rachel uncle did No? I hope, I hope not. Oh 221 00:17:04.440 --> 00:17:11.559 God, don't say that. No a liver. I know. Great, 222 00:17:11.119 --> 00:17:17.480 God, you're gonna be You're gonna be the only sober person to die failure. 223 00:17:17.559 --> 00:17:21.039 If you're I know, if you're gonna oh my god, don't even 224 00:17:21.039 --> 00:17:22.839 say that. If you're gonna, if you're gonna have that and have a 225 00:17:22.839 --> 00:17:26.839 colostomy bag, then somebody's gonna need Brian's gonna need to take Hell. No, 226 00:17:26.880 --> 00:17:32.440 I'm not. I'm not taking care of her butt cancer. You already 227 00:17:32.480 --> 00:17:36.319 promised me you were in this for the long haul. True. And when 228 00:17:36.319 --> 00:17:41.240 I have a bag, you're helping. I love hard when you are stuck 229 00:17:41.279 --> 00:17:45.079 to me like glue, buddy, doesn't matter what's hanging off my body. 230 00:17:45.119 --> 00:17:48.240 You're gonna help me with that. Okay. Can I put a clothes pin 231 00:17:48.319 --> 00:17:52.039 over my nose? I've made no promises, gross, I'm leaving. Oh 232 00:17:52.119 --> 00:17:56.960 my gosh, I gotta tell you remember that that thing that those goggles I 233 00:17:57.000 --> 00:18:02.880 got from my eyes that like missed them in they massage them. Yes, 234 00:18:02.920 --> 00:18:04.960 for a long time ago. You got those ye. So Friday night, 235 00:18:07.359 --> 00:18:15.319 no Wednesday night, I put those on and fell asleep. Thank god it 236 00:18:15.359 --> 00:18:19.519 shuts off. But I I put my like there was a camera in your 237 00:18:19.559 --> 00:18:22.440 house. Oh my god, if there was a camera in my house, 238 00:18:22.480 --> 00:18:30.160 on the floor with these goggles. I was actually not naked. I had 239 00:18:30.200 --> 00:18:33.119 like shorts of d shirt on. But I you know, I heard I 240 00:18:33.160 --> 00:18:37.480 was doing my drying my laundry, so I hear ding, you know that 241 00:18:37.599 --> 00:18:41.160 it was done. And I sit up and I can't see anything, and 242 00:18:41.240 --> 00:18:44.720 I was like, oh my, I totally forgot I had the goggles on. 243 00:18:44.799 --> 00:18:48.039 What's going on. I mean, I swear to God, if there 244 00:18:48.119 --> 00:18:53.279 was a camera like you said, that would be like the most amazing felt 245 00:18:53.400 --> 00:18:57.359 Oh, it would be just a great show. I will edit all that 246 00:18:57.400 --> 00:19:02.799 footage and blur all your your every moment be on there, just to build 247 00:19:02.799 --> 00:19:04.519 a post me on there a lot. I get so tempted to buy that 248 00:19:06.440 --> 00:19:10.960 mask that has the earphones attached to it or whatever. But I'm afraid of 249 00:19:11.079 --> 00:19:14.960 exactly that, waking up and not remembering that I have them on and getting 250 00:19:15.000 --> 00:19:17.839 scared. And this is a thing. Those were expensive, and they have 251 00:19:18.039 --> 00:19:25.519 music that pumps in and missed. Yes, so the music pumps in. 252 00:19:25.680 --> 00:19:29.799 So not only are you getting this eye massage and like a temple massage, 253 00:19:30.880 --> 00:19:36.319 you're you're listening to like music, and what a recipe for disaster? Like 254 00:19:36.319 --> 00:19:41.079 I'm out every single time somebody asked me if you got something done to your 255 00:19:41.119 --> 00:19:45.279 face, I was like, I can't even wait to tell him this. 256 00:19:45.559 --> 00:19:48.440 I'm so excited, I know, I said, No, he's using all 257 00:19:48.480 --> 00:19:52.559 sorts of fancy products. Oh yes, and he takes really good care of 258 00:19:52.599 --> 00:19:56.759 his skin. I do, and he does things like that the goggle thing, 259 00:19:56.960 --> 00:20:00.559 yes, so, and then I do the inf red you have a 260 00:20:00.559 --> 00:20:06.240 little wand yes, well I have the Yeah you know what I just got 261 00:20:06.240 --> 00:20:11.759 from Tim? No? What a vibrator? No, I don't like those, 262 00:20:11.759 --> 00:20:15.279 but I don't want one, and I don't want to promote one. 263 00:20:15.480 --> 00:20:18.519 I bet you have like three. I don't. I never have. You 264 00:20:18.559 --> 00:20:22.359 know, that's something I've never owned. Is that crazy? I don't know 265 00:20:22.480 --> 00:20:26.799 whatever, So I don't know if that's crazy either. It's it's like the 266 00:20:26.839 --> 00:20:30.119 infrared thing, but it's this thing. It's like a tanning booth, but 267 00:20:30.240 --> 00:20:33.480 only for your face. Oh, yes, I have one of those. 268 00:20:33.200 --> 00:20:40.480 Is that from No? I got mine from New Face? Isn't it sunburn? 269 00:20:41.119 --> 00:20:45.160 Like third sunburn? Mine's from New Face? Oh yeah, that costs 270 00:20:45.160 --> 00:20:51.880 money. She has money I have. That's exactly monopoly money. And that's 271 00:20:51.880 --> 00:20:56.480 the only place that except it pretty pretty much. Yeah what doesn't work? 272 00:20:56.680 --> 00:21:00.200 Yeah it does. So it's got the the green light, the red light, 273 00:21:00.279 --> 00:21:03.559 and the blue light. Yeah. This one has like five different things 274 00:21:03.599 --> 00:21:08.559 like one titans, one, whitens one like I don't know. This is 275 00:21:08.559 --> 00:21:14.440 for your face. Yeah, if you use on your colon, unscrew it. 276 00:21:14.680 --> 00:21:19.720 I want to look like I'm in a wind tunnel. You should get 277 00:21:19.720 --> 00:21:27.000 the face tape. You know that's so crazy they have yet because it's on 278 00:21:27.000 --> 00:21:30.519 there doesn't mean you should buy it. I know that I wouldn't. I'm 279 00:21:30.519 --> 00:21:34.480 not buying the face. You just bought the infrared like face. Guess what 280 00:21:34.559 --> 00:21:41.680 I watched over the weekend? You WoT was it on Netflix? It was 281 00:21:41.920 --> 00:21:48.599 on Amazon Prime and Peacock. Oh, ex pats, No, what I 282 00:21:48.640 --> 00:21:52.960 watched on Peacock? The Holdovers? What's that? It's the one with Paul 283 00:21:53.000 --> 00:22:00.599 Giamatti. Oh, he yes, and the actress that won is free on 284 00:22:00.640 --> 00:22:04.400 Amazon. Yeah, free on Peacock. Peacock. Yeah, and it was 285 00:22:04.559 --> 00:22:07.960 really good. It was a really good movie. I liked it all. 286 00:22:08.119 --> 00:22:14.039 What is it about? It's about he's a teacher and he gets he and 287 00:22:14.119 --> 00:22:21.720 the the actress that won for that movie. She plays the the head of 288 00:22:21.720 --> 00:22:26.680 the kitchen and I think it's her name's like Divine Joy Brown or something like 289 00:22:26.720 --> 00:22:34.599 that. And they are at a boarding school for boys and uh wealthy, 290 00:22:36.480 --> 00:22:41.680 and over Christmas break they all go home, but there was like five or 291 00:22:41.720 --> 00:22:48.240 six boys that are the families are like, oh no, we don't want 292 00:22:48.279 --> 00:22:52.720 you to come home, so you're stuck there. So Paul Jamatti gets the 293 00:22:52.720 --> 00:22:56.599 short end of the stick and has to basically govern these kids. Oh that 294 00:22:56.680 --> 00:23:03.440 sounds good. So then they all you kind of see what transpires. Is 295 00:23:03.440 --> 00:23:06.880 he up for an Oscar for this? I don't know. I'm not sure 296 00:23:07.000 --> 00:23:10.200 I have the Oscar something. I don't think the Oscar nominations had come out 297 00:23:10.279 --> 00:23:14.279 yet. He won a Golden Globe. Yeah, and so did she, 298 00:23:15.160 --> 00:23:19.480 and they were both fantastic. Did the Oscar nominations come out yet? Yeah, 299 00:23:21.119 --> 00:23:23.359 nominations, Yeah, they have. The nominations have come out already. 300 00:23:23.440 --> 00:23:29.359 Yes, we talked about last week. Remember we talked about how Margot Robbie 301 00:23:29.359 --> 00:23:33.039 and oh, yes, that's right. Yeah, I'm so not into the 302 00:23:33.079 --> 00:23:36.480 Oscars anymore that I can't even remember why. Because you don't go to the 303 00:23:36.480 --> 00:23:41.599 movie since COVID, since things, since people stopped going to the movie theaters. 304 00:23:41.680 --> 00:23:44.400 I still do the movie theaters as much as I can. I did 305 00:23:44.400 --> 00:23:49.920 see The Beekeeper on Friday. It was very that's shoot him up. Well, 306 00:23:49.920 --> 00:23:55.920 then it's action. I watched a horror movie this past week called I 307 00:23:55.960 --> 00:23:59.240 See You. It's on Netflix. Oh it's good. You watched it with 308 00:23:59.359 --> 00:24:03.400 Helen Hunt. Yeah, yes, it's very very good. Yeah, yeah, 309 00:24:03.599 --> 00:24:08.000 that's amazing. It's not perfect, but it is really good. Story 310 00:24:08.039 --> 00:24:11.319 structure is a little weird, but it's got a really good twist, which 311 00:24:11.400 --> 00:24:15.960 is what I was looking for. So I started watching True Detectives with Jodie 312 00:24:15.000 --> 00:24:19.279 Foster. I haven't watched that yet. It's very dark. It's really dark, 313 00:24:19.400 --> 00:24:26.279 and I'm having a little bit of trouble following me interested. I'm not 314 00:24:26.279 --> 00:24:29.599 going to watch it till all episodes are out. Yeah, the same thing 315 00:24:29.599 --> 00:24:34.759 with ex Pats, which is on Nicole Kidman, isn't it And yeah, 316 00:24:34.799 --> 00:24:37.359 it comes out like once a week, and I don't like that anymore. 317 00:24:37.400 --> 00:24:41.759 I want all of them all one time, thank you very much. I 318 00:24:41.880 --> 00:24:45.119 like to bing True Detective has never been good since it hasn't been first it 319 00:24:45.279 --> 00:24:48.200 was crazy, the last two have been Also. The problem with True Detective, 320 00:24:48.240 --> 00:24:51.079 I find, and this is true for the first one, is that 321 00:24:51.119 --> 00:24:55.319 the reveal of the killer is so boring. It's so uninteresting, like it's 322 00:24:55.359 --> 00:24:57.240 never about the killer, it's about like the actual like chase. That's interesting 323 00:24:57.240 --> 00:25:00.519 because it's like even the first one, I was like, oh that's the 324 00:25:00.559 --> 00:25:03.680 killer. I was like, okay, yeah, whatever. Second one's probably 325 00:25:03.680 --> 00:25:07.480 third one super uninteresting, like the most uninteresting reveal. Ever, Yeah, 326 00:25:07.519 --> 00:25:11.480 it was so this is the fourth is the fourth one? Yeah? Last 327 00:25:11.519 --> 00:25:17.039 night I watched Priscilla. Oh, the kind of documentary or not documentary but 328 00:25:17.160 --> 00:25:19.160 biopic of Priscilla Presley. Is that the one with Jacob Loori in it as 329 00:25:19.240 --> 00:25:23.839 Elvis. Yes, it was good. It was good. Jacob, Oh 330 00:25:23.920 --> 00:25:29.759 my god, is he handsome. It was a very good movie. Uh. 331 00:25:29.839 --> 00:25:33.000 Yeah, he was good young Elvis. Yeah, he looked good. 332 00:25:33.039 --> 00:25:34.920 Better than Austin Butler. Actually, oh really, I thought just from the 333 00:25:34.920 --> 00:25:41.920 clips I saw, oh wow, and she she either executive produced it. 334 00:25:41.839 --> 00:25:45.960 But it was good. Okay. I can't believe how young she was when 335 00:25:45.960 --> 00:25:49.640 they met. I know, wasn't she like fourteen or fourteen? Yeah? 336 00:25:49.720 --> 00:25:52.519 It wasn't that uncommon for the time period though. No, but the parents 337 00:25:52.559 --> 00:25:56.079 were like all in, They're like, I'm sure she'd goes stay at his 338 00:25:56.200 --> 00:26:00.039 house. I'm like, like in the forties though, or something, Uh, 339 00:26:02.599 --> 00:26:04.480 forty's fifties he reached. Yeah, he was popular in the fifties and 340 00:26:04.559 --> 00:26:10.799 sixties. Yeah, but she's in her seventies. No, I don't want 341 00:26:10.799 --> 00:26:15.559 to do math. She really pull up solo Presley. Yeah, let me 342 00:26:15.559 --> 00:26:18.359 look this up. I think she's probably a nurse seventies. I worked with 343 00:26:18.359 --> 00:26:21.440 her in a commercial one time. Oh really, yeah, for a perfume 344 00:26:21.480 --> 00:26:23.960 that she launched, and she was so beautiful, she was so nice. 345 00:26:25.240 --> 00:26:27.480 She's very tiny. Yeah, she was really nice. She's seventy eight. 346 00:26:27.480 --> 00:26:30.559 She was born Oh, she was born in forty five, seventeen, Okay, 347 00:26:33.160 --> 00:26:36.799 they got married in sixty seven. Are you guys going to watch the 348 00:26:36.799 --> 00:26:41.519 Super Bowl on Sunday? Well? No, who's the sef who's the halftime? 349 00:26:41.839 --> 00:26:44.079 Sure? Sure? Oh no, I'm not watching it. And Reba 350 00:26:44.160 --> 00:26:47.319 McIntyre is singing the national anthem. Oh I will not be watching. I 351 00:26:47.319 --> 00:26:51.519 don't care about football. You don't care about the Chiefs or the Niners. 352 00:26:51.640 --> 00:26:55.279 I don't like to who what about the Niners or California team? So no, 353 00:26:56.359 --> 00:26:59.960 what about the commercials? I'll watch my online. They're not that they're 354 00:27:00.079 --> 00:27:03.519 not even that good. If you are somebody like me who doesn't have cable, 355 00:27:04.039 --> 00:27:11.720 where can I watch YouTube? The YouTube? Super Bowl twenty twenty four 356 00:27:11.759 --> 00:27:14.359 commercials. It's the thing, the commercials. I want to the game. 357 00:27:14.400 --> 00:27:17.400 I want to see Taylor Swift is she actually makes it there because there's like 358 00:27:17.440 --> 00:27:19.720 this huge thing going on right now. Oh you might feel a bite on 359 00:27:19.720 --> 00:27:23.599 the streaming site actually like a pay per view. She is touring in Tokyo. 360 00:27:23.799 --> 00:27:27.640 Yeah, I heard, and they're having this huge fit like she's gotta 361 00:27:27.680 --> 00:27:32.680 make it here in time for the super Bowl, and the Embassy of Japan 362 00:27:32.839 --> 00:27:36.640 has released a statement saying we will make sure she is all on the plane 363 00:27:36.720 --> 00:27:38.799 that night, so she won't make it to the super Bowl. And then 364 00:27:38.839 --> 00:27:41.359 you know what's going to happen. If he messes up, it's going to 365 00:27:41.400 --> 00:27:45.799 be all her fault. I know, what are the odds he proposes if 366 00:27:45.799 --> 00:27:48.680 they win? No, I have right here you yep, don't. I 367 00:27:48.720 --> 00:27:52.839 don't think you will. Okay, So here are some super Bowl bets. 368 00:27:52.839 --> 00:27:55.839 Actually we're going to put money on that. I kind of want to put 369 00:27:55.839 --> 00:28:00.200 money on that. Okay. So this year's Super Bowl prop bets have the 370 00:28:00.279 --> 00:28:07.720 brand new element of Taylor Swift. Will Travis Kelsey proposed to Taylor after the 371 00:28:07.759 --> 00:28:11.599 game. What do you think the odds are? I don't think so there's 372 00:28:11.640 --> 00:28:15.160 an eight percent chance? They say, oh, eight percent, okay on 373 00:28:15.200 --> 00:28:18.839 it? Then that's a good They haven't been dating that long, I know, 374 00:28:18.920 --> 00:28:23.480 but they are like she's like into her thirties. I think and when 375 00:28:23.519 --> 00:28:26.200 you know, you know, so I think, yeah, but we don't 376 00:28:26.200 --> 00:28:30.160 know if they know. We don't know anything about them. We don't, 377 00:28:30.039 --> 00:28:33.160 we don't, But I fantasize and I think that they are like totally in 378 00:28:33.200 --> 00:28:37.920 love. Will Taylor be shown during the national anthem? Of course she will. 379 00:28:37.960 --> 00:28:42.519 I'm surprised she's not singing it. I know. Sixty six point sixty 380 00:28:42.559 --> 00:28:47.119 seven percent chance that, oh, for sure. Every time they cut to 381 00:28:47.160 --> 00:28:52.440 something, it'll be her. Will the MVP of the game mentioned Taylor Swift 382 00:28:52.839 --> 00:28:59.880 No, no, twenty two percent chance. And then there is a point 383 00:29:00.200 --> 00:29:03.599 one percent chance if you want to make this bet, you could make a 384 00:29:03.759 --> 00:29:14.160 ton of money if aliens invade Las Vegas during I'm gonna put like a buck 385 00:29:14.200 --> 00:29:18.160 on that just in case. I'm gonna say that that would be a hard 386 00:29:18.240 --> 00:29:21.640 No. What if she announces she's pregnant at the super Bowl? There's that 387 00:29:21.759 --> 00:29:26.359 bet, And then there's the bet that after the Chiefs win, Taylor will 388 00:29:26.440 --> 00:29:33.319 take the team to the White House and announce that she's backing Bien. That 389 00:29:33.480 --> 00:29:36.440 is on here too, I know, but that's like a that's like a 390 00:29:36.519 --> 00:29:40.640 right wing conspiracy theory. Yes, I know. So it's like this whole 391 00:29:40.680 --> 00:29:42.599 Taylor Swift does happen, though, I will be like, well, like 392 00:29:42.839 --> 00:29:48.039 that will be the biggest vomit pool ever just that right? Well, I 393 00:29:48.039 --> 00:29:52.279 mean also play the game. You're like making a giant thing for everyone to 394 00:29:52.279 --> 00:29:56.400 be happy for you, just to like leverage it like for no politics. 395 00:29:56.400 --> 00:30:00.240 Come on, stop all right, Brian, get up here. Going to 396 00:30:00.240 --> 00:30:04.319 play a new game. It's called the Voting Card Game. Oh boy, 397 00:30:06.279 --> 00:30:10.079 now this could go sideways real quick. I want to play that game all 398 00:30:10.200 --> 00:30:15.799 right, because I'm going to get the answer right to everyone. You score 399 00:30:15.960 --> 00:30:18.680 one point for each statement that fits Okay, and what's the name of the 400 00:30:18.720 --> 00:30:23.519 game? How middle aged are you? Here we go? How middle aged 401 00:30:23.640 --> 00:30:26.799 are you? Do? I have to keep this isn't for you to participate 402 00:30:26.839 --> 00:30:30.200 in. But Eric saw this in my stack of papers and wants to play. 403 00:30:30.599 --> 00:30:36.640 Yes, you get one point for each statement that you say or fits 404 00:30:36.680 --> 00:30:41.960 you. Okay, you can't sleep past nine am. Okay, you can't 405 00:30:41.000 --> 00:30:47.160 start a movie past nine pm. Okay, you call your children for tech 406 00:30:47.240 --> 00:30:53.200 support. Zero You used to fix typos with wide out mm hmmm. Still 407 00:30:53.279 --> 00:31:00.240 do you've called a thirty year old a kid? Oh that's offensive? You 408 00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:04.559 swap ailment stories with your friend. Oh god, your barbershop quartzet. You're 409 00:31:04.640 --> 00:31:12.039 on Facebook, not Grinder. You write appointments on a paper calendar. Oh 410 00:31:12.160 --> 00:31:15.799 god, so yes, I'm on What was the other one? I'm on 411 00:31:15.880 --> 00:31:18.720 Facebook? And what it says? I think they were just making a joke. 412 00:31:18.839 --> 00:31:21.559 You're on Facebook but not Grinder. Oh no, I'm not on that. 413 00:31:22.599 --> 00:31:27.440 I'm on Facebook. This one for sure. Me. You're not quite 414 00:31:27.519 --> 00:31:32.839 sure how you got that brute geez. He counts all of them at a 415 00:31:32.880 --> 00:31:36.240 point. For each one. You gain weight just by being near food. 416 00:31:37.039 --> 00:31:41.640 You go into the bank to make a deposit, do you do that? 417 00:31:41.720 --> 00:31:42.720 Did you give yourself a point? Oh? Yeah? Oh my god, 418 00:31:42.799 --> 00:31:51.160 dude. Ye, God, you've taken a keen interest in bunions and corns. 419 00:31:51.240 --> 00:31:56.079 Oh did you give yourself a point for that? Yep? Oh it's 420 00:31:56.160 --> 00:32:01.519 why God. You've dialed a rotary phone. Yes, yeah, not you, 421 00:32:01.640 --> 00:32:07.960 but you you have Okay, Like, was it a prop somewhere? 422 00:32:08.200 --> 00:32:14.000 Was that like a Universal Studios? It was definitely an antique though you still 423 00:32:14.039 --> 00:32:16.440 have a landline? No, oh, thank god you got rid of that. 424 00:32:16.559 --> 00:32:21.599 Okay. You can't find your glasses that are sitting right on top of 425 00:32:21.680 --> 00:32:23.480 your head. Oh yes, and sometimes I can't find my cell phone and 426 00:32:23.599 --> 00:32:27.799 I'm on it. Oh yes, so that happened to me. How many 427 00:32:27.880 --> 00:32:34.200 questions were there? There were fifteen? I got thirteen thirteen out of fifteen. 428 00:32:34.599 --> 00:32:37.240 You are way middle aged, buddy. Yep, all right, we'll 429 00:32:37.240 --> 00:32:40.079 send you up here. Let's just do this one too. They listed who's 430 00:32:40.160 --> 00:32:46.240 they movie Web of website called movie Web. Okay, the best cartoon characters 431 00:32:46.400 --> 00:32:52.519 of all times ranked, and I'm going to start with twenty. You want 432 00:32:52.559 --> 00:32:57.079 to throw some out there? Younky mouse? Is this just movies? This 433 00:32:57.319 --> 00:33:01.400 is cartoon characters? Oh so also TV the best cartoon characters of all time? 434 00:33:01.920 --> 00:33:06.240 Jacking Mouse? Just read them. Nickey Mouse is number one. Oh 435 00:33:07.000 --> 00:33:12.119 of course. Bugs Bunny is number two, okay. Simpson's Families Bye is 436 00:33:12.200 --> 00:33:15.880 family guy on there. SpongeBob is number four. I haven't gotten there yet. 437 00:33:15.920 --> 00:33:21.160 Fred Flintstone is number five. I never liked the Flintstone anything. Tom 438 00:33:21.200 --> 00:33:24.200 and Jerry six. Sure I would put that higher. Actually, Ash and 439 00:33:24.319 --> 00:33:30.279 Pikachu from Pokemon are seven Scooby Doo's eight Snoopy and Charlie Brown nine. Optimus 440 00:33:30.359 --> 00:33:37.039 Prime from Transformers is ten. South Ark Kids eleven. I don't see on 441 00:33:37.240 --> 00:33:40.759 here the rock Rats. My friend is Tommy Pickles. Oh she is. 442 00:33:42.400 --> 00:33:45.319 I don't like the Rugrats, but I like your friend. She's lovely. 443 00:33:45.559 --> 00:33:50.160 And did you hear about the woman who returned her couch to Costco after two 444 00:33:50.319 --> 00:33:53.000 years? I don't care about that. Eric, you're a woman now. 445 00:33:53.759 --> 00:33:59.240 Oh that would be Jerome's and Jerome's Jerome's no, no, no, can 446 00:33:59.359 --> 00:34:01.160 eat it back. Oh you got your couchy to stop? Stops up. 447 00:34:02.440 --> 00:34:09.159 This woman went viral when she returned her couch to Costco because she stopped liking 448 00:34:09.239 --> 00:34:16.000 the color of it after two years. Such a good return policy that they 449 00:34:16.119 --> 00:34:19.920 took it out. Shut up, and they gave her a new one. 450 00:34:20.119 --> 00:34:24.440 Wow, I know somebody who And then I'll tell you a story about Nordstrom. 451 00:34:24.920 --> 00:34:31.559 This is about Orchstrom. Well you'll see what I mean. My friend 452 00:34:31.960 --> 00:34:40.079 had shoes he bought from Nordstrom there a fancy eight years ago. The souls 453 00:34:40.159 --> 00:34:45.960 were starting to wear out. He took them back because he had the receipts 454 00:34:46.039 --> 00:34:52.800 still, and they gave him the eight dollars. Shut I'm not kidding. 455 00:34:52.159 --> 00:34:55.480 So I used to work at Nordstrom in the stock room when I was in 456 00:34:55.639 --> 00:35:00.599 college. And we had to watch this video before we were employed there, 457 00:35:00.800 --> 00:35:06.440 and basically it was like we the customer is always right. It doesn't matter 458 00:35:06.800 --> 00:35:10.800 if somebody tries to return a lipstick and it's empty, you return it, 459 00:35:12.000 --> 00:35:15.559 you give them the money back. They're always right. Even if somebody comes 460 00:35:15.599 --> 00:35:19.239 in with a tire and they said that they bought it here at Nordstrom, 461 00:35:19.599 --> 00:35:22.960 You're going to return that for them. That's the customer service. They used 462 00:35:22.960 --> 00:35:25.559 to tell Lemon they can buy back from me. Well, they don't do 463 00:35:25.719 --> 00:35:29.360 that anymore. I was going to say, change their weight. I was 464 00:35:29.400 --> 00:35:35.239 going to say, that is ridiculous. Yeah, you were you remember I 465 00:35:35.239 --> 00:35:38.360 don't shop there anymore because of your card. Yeah, oh my god, 466 00:35:38.440 --> 00:35:44.360 I forgot this used. I hadn't used my card during COVID and then they 467 00:35:44.440 --> 00:35:46.960 told me I should go in and buy something and just return it. Otherwise 468 00:35:46.960 --> 00:35:50.000 they were going to cancel it. And I'm not go ahead and cancel it. 469 00:35:50.039 --> 00:35:52.960 You pieces or ship Oh my god. Oh yes, I remember we 470 00:35:52.119 --> 00:35:55.039 had this discussion on there and I was kind of horrified at the time that 471 00:35:55.119 --> 00:35:59.920 we were even having that, and now we're having it again. Okay, 472 00:36:00.199 --> 00:36:01.639 So I got a new game. I got two new games with this one 473 00:36:01.639 --> 00:36:06.840 we're going to try out. It's called the voting game. You're number one. 474 00:36:07.360 --> 00:36:09.239 Sorry, we keep hitting the mics. Number one, I'm number two, 475 00:36:09.480 --> 00:36:15.079 you're number three, you're number two. Now we're each going to take 476 00:36:15.159 --> 00:36:21.199 turns reading the questions off this pile. Okay, Now we're going to hold 477 00:36:21.360 --> 00:36:24.239 up the number of the person we think it applies to the most. Okay, 478 00:36:24.440 --> 00:36:28.760 do you kind of get where I'm going here? Yes? Okay. 479 00:36:28.880 --> 00:36:32.679 Now, the person who talked to their mother last goes first, so that 480 00:36:32.760 --> 00:36:39.159 would be between me and you. I talked to my mom two days ago. 481 00:36:40.960 --> 00:36:47.079 I talked to my mom. What's today? Monday? There? Yesterday? 482 00:36:47.119 --> 00:36:51.239 Or Saturday? Okay, I thank you. I think you go first. 483 00:36:51.320 --> 00:36:55.880 It was Friday. I don't know oky rochambo rochambo one two three? 484 00:36:59.239 --> 00:37:01.840 Ka wait you go one two boom? Right? Or do you go one 485 00:37:01.880 --> 00:37:05.559 two three boom? I always did one two three boom. Also, ro 486 00:37:05.679 --> 00:37:09.519 Shambau is like a name from the forties, so rock paper scissors ro shambo 487 00:37:09.679 --> 00:37:14.079 does make sense. I didn't even know what you were talking about. Okay, 488 00:37:14.199 --> 00:37:15.880 I'll go, I'll go. Oh God, who's middle aged? Now 489 00:37:16.199 --> 00:37:20.440 do you have to see who goes first. Wait, why do we need 490 00:37:20.480 --> 00:37:22.840 to go first? Just it's just a fun way of figuring out who goes 491 00:37:22.920 --> 00:37:27.079 first. But what is going first? You just the first person who reads 492 00:37:27.119 --> 00:37:30.519 the card. Oh, just to read it? Ro shamboomy, Right, 493 00:37:30.639 --> 00:37:32.800 you two are starting to annoy one two three or one two. We'll go 494 00:37:32.960 --> 00:37:37.039 one two three boom, since that's why you want. Okay, ready, 495 00:37:37.440 --> 00:37:43.280 one two three boom, one two three boom, one two three boom. 496 00:37:47.239 --> 00:37:51.039 Pick up the card from the top of the pile, read the card, 497 00:37:51.320 --> 00:37:54.400 and then we'll hold up the person we think it most applies to. And 498 00:37:54.480 --> 00:37:59.000 you can vote for yourself too. Okay, who has watched a whole season 499 00:37:59.039 --> 00:38:07.119 of a TV show without leaving the house. So we each picked ourselves. 500 00:38:07.880 --> 00:38:12.159 Oh you picked me? Okay, I've done it. Oh yeah, I 501 00:38:12.760 --> 00:38:15.599 have two, so I think I get the card. The person with the 502 00:38:15.639 --> 00:38:19.079 most cards is the biggest loser. I think. Oh okay, okay, 503 00:38:19.119 --> 00:38:21.960 I'm going to go next. Eric, let's just vote for Laura every time. 504 00:38:22.440 --> 00:38:27.639 Stop it. Who dances like no one's watching when actually everybody is watching. 505 00:38:34.960 --> 00:38:37.320 I know, okay, I've been with you might have been that for 506 00:38:37.440 --> 00:38:39.840 a while. My card and I put two up pretty before I think, 507 00:38:39.840 --> 00:38:43.519 before you find I know, I know, I knew it. I knew 508 00:38:43.559 --> 00:38:47.159 it, I knew it. Just just hold up to who spends the most 509 00:38:47.239 --> 00:38:52.639 time crafting their image on social media? Well, because we have to past 510 00:38:53.400 --> 00:39:00.480 excuses. Okay, go Brian. Then we'll play my other game, which 511 00:39:00.480 --> 00:39:04.360 I think is it's snooze on their alarm clock at least five times for getting 512 00:39:04.360 --> 00:39:10.480 out of bed. Oh boy, I do it at least ten times. 513 00:39:10.519 --> 00:39:13.760 I swear to god. I used to be like that, especially in college. 514 00:39:13.760 --> 00:39:16.360 I'd say like six alarms. But I missed a class once and it 515 00:39:16.440 --> 00:39:19.840 wasn't an important class, but I was not a class misser. And I 516 00:39:20.000 --> 00:39:23.079 remember I was so mad myself that like eventually, like the second my alarm 517 00:39:23.159 --> 00:39:27.199 clock right up, I would jump out of bed and like just start doing 518 00:39:27.239 --> 00:39:30.360 something because otherwise I'd fall back asleep. And did that did that pattern stick? 519 00:39:30.639 --> 00:39:34.440 Oh yeah, my alarm clock, I'm up. Gosh, I have 520 00:39:34.559 --> 00:39:37.920 to set like five alarms. But that the way you do it is the 521 00:39:37.960 --> 00:39:39.760 way it's supposed to be. Sleep more now, so that's part of the 522 00:39:39.880 --> 00:39:43.400 solution. But back then, when I didn't, I would I would have 523 00:39:43.519 --> 00:39:45.639 to stand up immediately otherwise I'd fall back asleep, like even like I remember 524 00:39:45.679 --> 00:39:50.039 like a split second of me like not getting up. I would be back 525 00:39:50.039 --> 00:39:52.559 asleep within like half a second. And we know not to bother him or 526 00:39:52.599 --> 00:39:55.880 talk to him before his coffee or before nine o'clock. I know that I'm 527 00:39:55.920 --> 00:40:00.320 better. No, are you okay? Well that's not sation, but okay. 528 00:40:01.159 --> 00:40:09.440 Whose favorite day of the week is Monday? The hell? Eric? 529 00:40:12.800 --> 00:40:16.440 We can hate Mondays except for this show. Of course on my Monday nights. 530 00:40:16.559 --> 00:40:21.360 I love Mondays because we do the podcast. Who would have the most 531 00:40:21.440 --> 00:40:28.000 fun going to a night club alone? Uh? Probably me? Yeah, 532 00:40:28.320 --> 00:40:34.480 you make friends totally night clothes with people alone. I would not, I 533 00:40:34.639 --> 00:40:38.000 hate. I don't think I do that. Worst. Who would keep their 534 00:40:38.039 --> 00:40:45.920 composure during a life threatening natural disaster? Oh for sure? Thank you, 535 00:40:45.039 --> 00:40:52.280 Laura. You I am about a laser focus between you and Brian. Oh 536 00:40:52.440 --> 00:40:55.079 me, I will say I have a track record of keeping my cool and 537 00:40:55.159 --> 00:41:01.199 life threatening situation to look at his like, mean are always I was on 538 00:41:01.360 --> 00:41:08.119 vacation with my mom one time and we were on our way to Yosemite and 539 00:41:08.239 --> 00:41:14.159 there was a Walmart eighteen wheeler that flipped. The driver fell asleep at the 540 00:41:14.159 --> 00:41:20.719 wheel I pulled over, pulled him out before it caught on fire. He 541 00:41:20.760 --> 00:41:23.079 had knocked out all of his teeth. You saved a life and I did 542 00:41:23.199 --> 00:41:28.159 not throw up, even though he had a mouthful of blood and no teeth. 543 00:41:28.519 --> 00:41:31.119 It hit his face on the steering wheel and knocked all the teeth that 544 00:41:31.199 --> 00:41:35.119 I got. Oh my god, I had a gun pulled on me. 545 00:41:35.599 --> 00:41:37.320 What me too? At gunpoint? Yep, me too, but not for 546 00:41:37.440 --> 00:41:42.440 very long? Wait? Wait, wait, wait, wait? First of 547 00:41:42.480 --> 00:41:45.599 all, Brian, what where Back when I was a manager at a Chick 548 00:41:45.639 --> 00:41:50.119 fil A, we had a crazy guy who actually he had been calling the 549 00:41:50.199 --> 00:41:52.920 store several times. We didn't know it because he was waiting for his order. 550 00:41:52.000 --> 00:41:58.039 We were super short staffed, and he basically was threatening to shoot up 551 00:41:58.039 --> 00:42:00.280 our store, but we didn't know it because we were too busy answer the 552 00:42:00.360 --> 00:42:01.599 phone. So then he shows up and then I go out there and he 553 00:42:01.719 --> 00:42:05.920 was like pissing about his order. I'm like, he messed up. He 554 00:42:05.920 --> 00:42:08.199 didn't actually make an order at the store online, and I was like, 555 00:42:08.280 --> 00:42:10.320 dude, you need to make an order, and so he pulls a gun. 556 00:42:10.400 --> 00:42:13.840 He's like, he's like, I don't get my order. I'm gonna 557 00:42:14.079 --> 00:42:15.039 what he says like, I'm gonna leave a red trail through here, and 558 00:42:15.079 --> 00:42:17.360 I was like, I'll go look for your order, and so I went 559 00:42:17.400 --> 00:42:20.920 inside and then he sped off because he knew I was gonna call the police. 560 00:42:20.960 --> 00:42:24.239 So you saw the gun. It was pointed at your Yeah, he 561 00:42:24.360 --> 00:42:25.960 was. He was in person. He was in his car. I was 562 00:42:27.000 --> 00:42:29.840 talking like while you're saying, in his car. So he just reaches out 563 00:42:29.880 --> 00:42:32.880 and pulls up. I was like, whoa, okay when he sped away, 564 00:42:34.159 --> 00:42:37.440 did your heart just like drop into your stomach? He sped out there. 565 00:42:37.480 --> 00:42:39.719 He jumped like six curbs two to get out of there. You must 566 00:42:39.800 --> 00:42:44.840 have been terrified, like after the fact, during you probably were in chock. 567 00:42:45.000 --> 00:42:46.239 I wasn't. I don't. I wasn't scared, but they're definitely like 568 00:42:46.320 --> 00:42:49.960 that amount of adrenaline is hard to come off. Oh yeah. So I 569 00:42:50.000 --> 00:42:51.760 remember like my heart just be like. I was like, dude, Like 570 00:42:51.880 --> 00:42:52.920 I was on my lunch break too. I was off the clock when it 571 00:42:53.039 --> 00:42:57.239 happened. Oh man. But I took care of it because we were busy. 572 00:42:57.280 --> 00:42:59.199 I was like, I don't go do it. What about you? 573 00:43:00.079 --> 00:43:05.039 I was working at a nursery, like at a garden nursery. So a 574 00:43:05.159 --> 00:43:07.920 gun at the nursery. It was right before Christmas. It was like the 575 00:43:08.000 --> 00:43:13.000 week before Christmas and we were getting ready to close, and so it was 576 00:43:13.280 --> 00:43:16.400 it got dark early, and I remember these two guys walking in and I 577 00:43:16.639 --> 00:43:21.760 was the closing clerk, so I was closing out the register and everything, 578 00:43:21.840 --> 00:43:25.119 and we had like five minutes before we closed, and I was the only 579 00:43:25.199 --> 00:43:30.519 one up there because the closing crew was only like two people, and it 580 00:43:30.639 --> 00:43:36.840 was me and then the other manager, and these two guys walk in. 581 00:43:36.920 --> 00:43:38.039 I said, hey, guys, you know, if there's anything I work 582 00:43:38.079 --> 00:43:42.199 closing in like five minutes. And one of the guys kind of looked around. 583 00:43:42.400 --> 00:43:44.199 He walked right up to the register and he said, yeah, you 584 00:43:44.239 --> 00:43:46.639 can give me all the money in the register and I said no, and 585 00:43:47.400 --> 00:43:51.760 didn't break a sweat. He pulled up his shirt and there was a gun, 586 00:43:52.800 --> 00:43:55.239 right. I saw the gun, and he goes give me all the 587 00:43:55.280 --> 00:43:58.360 money, and I said, why don't you go get a fucking job. 588 00:43:58.960 --> 00:44:02.480 And they took off. And the next day I got I was off. 589 00:44:04.159 --> 00:44:07.719 Corporate called me in and I got the tongue lashing of a lifetime. They 590 00:44:07.760 --> 00:44:10.440 were like, if that ever happens again, give them the money. Don't 591 00:44:10.480 --> 00:44:14.199 stand on principle. Just give them the money. I mean I didn't get 592 00:44:14.199 --> 00:44:19.719 written up or anything like that, but probably a fake gun. If use 593 00:44:19.800 --> 00:44:23.039 your mother, I would right now. My boss was so hard. She 594 00:44:23.199 --> 00:44:27.079 was like, oh my god, Eric, don't ever not mess with Eric 595 00:44:27.159 --> 00:44:30.679 in his mind yet not mess I think. I think I got after when 596 00:44:30.719 --> 00:44:31.760 I got the gun pulled me. I remember I was talking to my mom 597 00:44:31.840 --> 00:44:34.760 next day. She's like, she's like, well, were you gonna like 598 00:44:34.800 --> 00:44:37.119 you should just give him the order? I was like, you didn't have 599 00:44:37.159 --> 00:44:42.039 an order. I was like, go suck a dick. Just do what 600 00:44:42.119 --> 00:44:46.840 they want. In a zombie apocalypse, I'd be amazing. Who's the next 601 00:44:46.920 --> 00:44:53.559 on principal? Uh? I just went, so, oh you whose funeral 602 00:44:53.639 --> 00:45:01.840 will be attended by the most people? Oh god, yeah, Taylor. 603 00:45:02.039 --> 00:45:08.000 Taylor Swift's aerostore will have nothing on the attendant. I'd like you to rest 604 00:45:08.119 --> 00:45:12.639 so many freaking friends. Would you such a big social life? Would you 605 00:45:12.760 --> 00:45:19.719 ran out Pecto Park for me? We need so fire something? Oh my 606 00:45:19.840 --> 00:45:22.199 god, like two night funeral, Oh my god, yeah, that'd be 607 00:45:22.280 --> 00:45:29.079 great. One for one, yeah, hell, one for my chosen family 608 00:45:29.159 --> 00:45:31.280 and friends. And then all my acquaintances. Yeah, oh my god, 609 00:45:31.760 --> 00:45:36.519 because you imagine I feel bad for my rest or organize. Oh, Laura, 610 00:45:37.800 --> 00:45:40.320 and it's going to be a celebration of life, and oh my gosh, 611 00:45:40.360 --> 00:45:44.159 it's going to be so many people I'm going to have. You're like, 612 00:45:44.199 --> 00:45:45.880 I'll just go through his phone contacts and just invite everyone on there. 613 00:45:47.000 --> 00:45:50.800 Yeah, oh god, that'll take a while. God who would be the 614 00:45:50.880 --> 00:45:54.800 most upset of all their possessions were lost to fire? Gods? So easy, 615 00:45:55.760 --> 00:46:00.199 I was gonna say, Laura, actually no, Eric, Yeah that's 616 00:46:00.320 --> 00:46:05.239 fair. Yes, all of his picture books, all of his seat DVDs, 617 00:46:05.440 --> 00:46:07.000 yes, CDs, and my coffee table books. Oh, oh my 618 00:46:07.119 --> 00:46:10.840 god, freak of Laura's stuff is just from Amazon. So you know what, 619 00:46:12.320 --> 00:46:15.679 You know what. I was just thinking the same thing to myself when 620 00:46:15.719 --> 00:46:17.639 I was looking at my credens. Everything in here is from Amazon, it 621 00:46:17.800 --> 00:46:22.920 is, and from TIMU. So I know you're like, what's another what's 622 00:46:22.960 --> 00:46:29.760 another sixty nine cents? You're right? Or Ross? Oh wow? Yeah, 623 00:46:29.920 --> 00:46:31.440 entire shots share the insurance and Justine, they'll be like, oh, 624 00:46:31.519 --> 00:46:35.239 you need like two grand that's it? Yeah, John, Sure, we 625 00:46:35.280 --> 00:46:38.159 won't even haggle with you. My TV is like ten years old. Hey, 626 00:46:38.239 --> 00:46:42.960 let me let me tell you the first thing I'd be saving those Christian 627 00:46:43.000 --> 00:46:50.360 lubatons scraped up ones. What's Christian lubaton mine? Oh? Yours? Oh 628 00:46:50.519 --> 00:46:54.440 God Jesus, all right, I'm just gonna go. I don't even know 629 00:46:54.480 --> 00:47:04.280 if it's my turn. Who is currently reading a self help book? I 630 00:47:04.320 --> 00:47:07.199 don't think this is actually true, because don't think Laura reads that often. 631 00:47:07.320 --> 00:47:12.440 But that wasn't nice. And I do and I used to a whole lot 632 00:47:12.519 --> 00:47:17.480 more. I'm not reading a self help book. I am journaling in a 633 00:47:17.840 --> 00:47:22.800 self help manifestation type. Okay, so so yeah, that one Susan gave 634 00:47:22.840 --> 00:47:28.440 you. No, how is self help and manifestation in the same category. 635 00:47:28.639 --> 00:47:32.639 Well maybe it's not. I guess delusion and therapy always go best to get 636 00:47:32.639 --> 00:47:37.320 it. You're such a skepu you go now, and then, Laura, 637 00:47:37.079 --> 00:47:40.840 I know I did. Who makes a point to always take the stairs? 638 00:47:43.000 --> 00:47:49.880 Oh oh, well, so this is I love taking the stairs, but 639 00:47:50.119 --> 00:47:53.719 I sometimes forget to try and take the elevator. He because he loves to 640 00:47:53.800 --> 00:47:57.880 work out, and I that's that's what I thought of. Yeah, I 641 00:47:58.000 --> 00:48:01.639 will take the elevator up one floor. I swear. Hey, go I 642 00:48:01.880 --> 00:48:12.360 drive to Vaughan's take the the who wears the pants? Oh Jesus, that's 643 00:48:12.519 --> 00:48:20.039 easy. Yay, I know I'm so possy. Oh you guys, don't. 644 00:48:20.119 --> 00:48:22.880 It should have been who thinks they wear the pants? Pull your card? 645 00:48:23.039 --> 00:48:34.559 Sturn Who would do the best job singing the national anthem? Well, 646 00:48:34.960 --> 00:48:39.599 duh what I'm gonna just so everyone has a vote. I'm just gonna vote 647 00:48:39.599 --> 00:48:43.199 for Eric. I don't think either of us. Okay, first of all, 648 00:48:44.119 --> 00:48:49.039 were you here when we had the singing contest? No, I don't 649 00:48:49.039 --> 00:48:52.599 know. I'm pretty sure you're not that good of a singer. No. 650 00:48:52.920 --> 00:48:59.760 We had a Evan singing teacher came in and we had to The goal was 651 00:49:00.800 --> 00:49:04.719 we were each gonna sing a little bit of a song for mine was amazing. 652 00:49:05.880 --> 00:49:09.199 Eric refused to sing. He just spoke it. He spoke the song 653 00:49:10.480 --> 00:49:15.119 I did. I did like I did the Madonna one. I think it 654 00:49:15.280 --> 00:49:19.440 wasn't justify my love. I don't know why I was so mad. I 655 00:49:19.599 --> 00:49:22.639 was so hold your hand. It's like it's a spoken word. Yeah, 656 00:49:22.639 --> 00:49:29.639 same thing, all right? Who is secretly from the future? Mm hmm, 657 00:49:30.920 --> 00:49:42.400 Yeah, I know who has gotten pulled over for going too slow on 658 00:49:42.480 --> 00:49:53.960 the freeway. H No, I've never been you drive. You drive, 659 00:49:54.599 --> 00:50:00.440 You make me carsick when you drive? Oh, he does. When he 660 00:50:00.480 --> 00:50:04.440 comes to a stop, it's like really abruptly. I mean, oh my 661 00:50:04.599 --> 00:50:08.840 god. Okay, she returned Bryan based on perception alone, that was all 662 00:50:08.920 --> 00:50:15.280 right. Who would be the most uncomfortable living in the newdest colony? Hmm 663 00:50:17.679 --> 00:50:22.360 okay, well it's me. Oh okay. I was going to vote for 664 00:50:22.519 --> 00:50:24.000 Eric, but I realized that Eric is all the time naked. Yeah, 665 00:50:24.119 --> 00:50:27.960 but also I feel like he'd still be really uncomfortable about it. You would 666 00:50:27.960 --> 00:50:30.880 accept it immediately, but I would. Oh no, I would not be 667 00:50:30.960 --> 00:50:34.159 uncomfortable about it. Really, I feel no, I hate it. I 668 00:50:34.320 --> 00:50:38.519 would you would do it? You would get used to it. Did I 669 00:50:38.639 --> 00:50:42.119 just pull that card? Who just pulled that card? Him? What? 670 00:50:42.519 --> 00:50:45.800 I don't know. I'm just gonna read this. Who was a bully in 671 00:50:45.880 --> 00:50:51.920 grade school? Not Eric? For sure? All you know what? I 672 00:50:52.079 --> 00:50:55.559 may have been one person. I think I was a bully to one person. 673 00:50:55.840 --> 00:51:01.079 I mean anybody. I knew you were, but I wasn't. I 674 00:51:01.159 --> 00:51:06.960 think I forgot her name. Apologize here. I'm just gonna put up right 675 00:51:07.000 --> 00:51:15.039 now. Who would be an amazing local news anchor. Oh, what, 676 00:51:15.039 --> 00:51:17.239 I think it would be a good job. I think I would do a 677 00:51:17.280 --> 00:51:23.360 good job. I don't know. You would deliver the hard news properly, 678 00:51:23.519 --> 00:51:29.360 yes, but you would deliver because Lord Kane goes on killing rampage, takes 679 00:51:29.400 --> 00:51:31.559 out three see you well No, no, no, no, no, 680 00:51:31.760 --> 00:51:35.159 I didn't know where I was going with that. I would love the guy 681 00:51:35.280 --> 00:51:39.000 hand I could do it. Whose last photo on their phone is a selfie? 682 00:51:40.360 --> 00:51:45.559 Oh? Because I tookn't I took it for us? No, of 683 00:51:46.119 --> 00:51:52.000 just yourself? Oh? Probably, I know. All right, do we 684 00:51:52.079 --> 00:51:55.119 want to play one more and we'll play the other games? Yeah? Okay. 685 00:52:00.000 --> 00:52:01.519 I would die first if they woke up naked in the middle of the 686 00:52:01.599 --> 00:52:13.719 Amazon Uh what what, Brian? I got survival skills on me too. 687 00:52:13.760 --> 00:52:19.719 I have mad skills. Oh, you would not last twelve hours. No, 688 00:52:20.119 --> 00:52:24.239 I wouldn't last twelve seconds. If I woke up naked in the middle 689 00:52:24.280 --> 00:52:29.639 of like the Mojave desert, you'd get one bug bite and you'd freak out. 690 00:52:30.280 --> 00:52:31.639 That's why I agree. But here's what Laura would do. Laura'd be 691 00:52:31.679 --> 00:52:34.679 like, I can figure this out. How hard does it survive? And 692 00:52:34.719 --> 00:52:36.719 she'd be like, oh, some berries, I'll eat those. I gotta 693 00:52:36.800 --> 00:52:39.559 keep up my strength, and she'd die immediately, it would, I would. 694 00:52:40.000 --> 00:52:45.159 She probably wait until like a river full of piranhas. Okay, I'll 695 00:52:45.199 --> 00:52:46.400 go fishing. I'll catch some fish. They do with their bare hands in 696 00:52:46.440 --> 00:52:52.280 the Amazon. I watch naked and afraid. I like you're burning. Oh 697 00:52:52.360 --> 00:52:57.199 my god, naked and afraid. It never feels The women always get the 698 00:52:57.239 --> 00:53:00.039 bug bites up in their KOUCHI, Oh my god, actually naked or do 699 00:53:00.119 --> 00:53:04.760 they just wear like this, the the like skin colored ones. They just 700 00:53:04.840 --> 00:53:07.119 still blur them out, Oh my god, blur out? What what? 701 00:53:08.400 --> 00:53:12.719 I know? I got a lot of them, Like the LA got eleven? 702 00:53:12.960 --> 00:53:15.079 I got four? What did you get four? Why? I actually 703 00:53:15.199 --> 00:53:15.920 was just throwing them on my staff. I know, I don't know. 704 00:53:17.480 --> 00:53:23.320 Okay, So the this is gonna sound like you have to guess the word. 705 00:53:23.800 --> 00:53:30.079 I'm going to read you some different descriptions, and they all sound kind 706 00:53:30.119 --> 00:53:31.679 of dirty, but the word itself is not dirty. You have to guess 707 00:53:31.679 --> 00:53:38.280 what the word is. Okay. I swing both ways. Eric, when 708 00:53:38.280 --> 00:53:45.920 I'm open, you can come in the rear. If you bang me too 709 00:53:45.000 --> 00:53:52.079 much, I could start to sag When you grab my big knocker, you 710 00:53:52.199 --> 00:53:58.400 get attention. It's a door. There you go. Okay, okay. 711 00:53:59.559 --> 00:54:06.519 When I get real wet, you should get me off clothes. You can 712 00:54:06.719 --> 00:54:13.639 use your toes to get me off flip flops shoes. Oh, Bryan, 713 00:54:15.599 --> 00:54:21.199 use a flashlight. Using a flashlight can make my shaft look scary. Uh. 714 00:54:22.320 --> 00:54:30.719 Finger puppets drilling me expands my hole. Wives understand why their men come 715 00:54:30.800 --> 00:54:39.079 inside me. It's easy to get lost in my secret cavity tower a building. 716 00:54:39.360 --> 00:54:44.519 You have to look down my shaft to find my jewels. A finger 717 00:54:45.320 --> 00:54:51.159 a mine? Oh, a mine shaft? Okay, okay. When I'm 718 00:54:51.239 --> 00:54:58.599 not screwing, I can be boring screwdriver. When you there, you go. 719 00:54:58.800 --> 00:55:01.039 I was gonna when you stick me in, to make you stick me 720 00:55:01.079 --> 00:55:05.800 in to make your hole wider. Wow, well, God, one of 721 00:55:05.880 --> 00:55:07.960 us has a really dirty mind. Are you shocked that I'm losing this? 722 00:55:08.599 --> 00:55:13.199 I am. He's like a sex No, that's not sex. No, 723 00:55:13.440 --> 00:55:16.679 that's not it. I'm trying not to think dirty and failing me miserably. 724 00:55:16.880 --> 00:55:22.559 I might need a fudge packer to finish me off. Whoa what a fudge 725 00:55:22.679 --> 00:55:27.679 packer? What is candy maker? Candy it's candy. My balls can taste 726 00:55:27.719 --> 00:55:31.159 sour in your mouth. There, Oh okay, I can use your palm 727 00:55:31.440 --> 00:55:37.239 to get the job done. I need to examine my ball before I can 728 00:55:37.360 --> 00:55:44.199 have intercourse with you. If my ball is empty, I can't do the 729 00:55:44.320 --> 00:55:50.800 job for you. Picture when I feel your head, you know what's going 730 00:55:50.920 --> 00:55:54.320 to happen. You'll know what's going to happen. Pay me and I'll tell 731 00:55:54.480 --> 00:56:05.760 you when you're going to get lucky. Arch Intel like a medium of psychic 732 00:56:05.880 --> 00:56:14.719 a fortune tellers crystal ball. I'm a four letter word. Fuck. You 733 00:56:14.920 --> 00:56:19.639 need me to be flexible to do me. You need to be flexible to 734 00:56:19.719 --> 00:56:25.440 do me. There can be grunting and groaning. Yes, good, good, 735 00:56:25.519 --> 00:56:32.239 good, good good men. Ride on me between the sheets. I'm 736 00:56:32.360 --> 00:56:38.880 long and loaded with seamen. A submarine, a boat. Okay, we'll 737 00:56:38.920 --> 00:56:43.599 do a couple more and then we'll stop this thing. After your panties are 738 00:56:43.639 --> 00:56:50.039 wet, you'll really need me gross a washing machine, dryer. Oh my 739 00:56:50.199 --> 00:56:52.280 god, good okay, no, iget, we gotta keep going. Capone 740 00:56:52.360 --> 00:56:58.360 had a short one dick. The beaver had a long one tail nose. 741 00:56:58.760 --> 00:57:07.400 Bono doesn't use his teeth. Mister Potter's was Harry Penguin. John Silver's was 742 00:57:07.559 --> 00:57:15.840 long hair, first name. Oh, if you get me toasted, I'll 743 00:57:15.880 --> 00:57:22.119 get harder for you. Marshmallow. You can stick bread hot salami in me 744 00:57:22.639 --> 00:57:27.559 sandwich. Yes, there you go. Okay, just tell me what to 745 00:57:27.639 --> 00:57:34.920 stop. I'm a four letter word that ends in K. Fuck. You 746 00:57:35.119 --> 00:57:40.239 have to be in bed to be inside of me. You can climb on 747 00:57:40.400 --> 00:57:47.280 me in the bedroom. Some like it when they're on the bottom. Yes, 748 00:57:47.559 --> 00:57:52.840 Oh, yeah, good, I'm a four letter Oh god, go 749 00:57:52.920 --> 00:57:58.159 ahead, Oh God. I start with an F and I end with a 750 00:57:58.280 --> 00:58:06.760 K. Rank. I can stick hot meat in your mouth. I got 751 00:58:06.920 --> 00:58:09.000 yeah, Brian, got it. When you're done with me, you should 752 00:58:09.039 --> 00:58:15.840 wipe yourself off napkin. Fiddling with my head can make you wet hose. 753 00:58:15.719 --> 00:58:21.320 After you turn me on, I'll spray all over you a faucet shower. 754 00:58:21.559 --> 00:58:28.400 Ah, Ryan, I can handle twelve men at once. Summary. If 755 00:58:28.440 --> 00:58:32.199 I'm hung, you can do it again. Clothesline. A woman can sit 756 00:58:32.320 --> 00:58:39.519 on me chair. My box can hold a dozen members, twelve dicks in 757 00:58:39.559 --> 00:58:45.079 a box. Pleading with me can get you off. Police officer holding your 758 00:58:45.239 --> 00:58:54.239 street that you can make me come in many colors? What shirt the bigger 759 00:58:54.280 --> 00:59:00.280 I am. The more it hurts. You have to be able to handle 760 00:59:00.360 --> 00:59:06.559 a lot of little pricks. Oh tattoo, How you say, how you 761 00:59:06.719 --> 00:59:15.360 say? If you give me a little head, I won't look so flat 762 00:59:16.679 --> 00:59:21.119 a balloon. If you suck on me too much, you'll pass out, 763 00:59:22.960 --> 00:59:27.960 open up your throat and take all of me at once, banana water. 764 00:59:28.559 --> 00:59:31.039 If I get too hot, I could explode all over you. Me. 765 00:59:32.239 --> 00:59:40.199 I'm sometimes brown and nine inches long. Shit hot, Oh brown and nine 766 00:59:40.239 --> 00:59:45.320 inches long. I don't know. Please just play the game. After a 767 00:59:45.400 --> 00:59:50.679 few years, my bush got younger. Laura, I once had a slick 768 00:59:50.760 --> 00:59:59.400 Willie inside me right way after Tricky Dicky finished prematurely horse racing. It was 769 00:59:59.440 --> 01:00:06.039 a big so prize when a tall Johnson entered me. Over forty three men 770 01:00:06.199 --> 01:00:12.840 have come inside, oh the white house. Yeah, one more and then 771 01:00:12.880 --> 01:00:20.880 we'll end. I sit on your face. Sometimes there's hair growing around me. 772 01:00:22.920 --> 01:00:28.719 You're happy beard when I come huh, you have to use your lips 773 01:00:28.840 --> 01:00:36.519 to do me. I'm stuck between your cheeks. Tongue lit a mouth, 774 01:00:37.320 --> 01:00:39.960 lips, tongue, mouth, mouth, Come on, what does the mouth 775 01:00:40.000 --> 01:00:44.239 do? What does the mouth do? Eat? Talk, kiss, shoe, 776 01:00:44.920 --> 01:00:50.400 blow, suck, whistle. What else can a mouth do to kill? 777 01:00:50.880 --> 01:00:57.960 No? Uh, suck, no come on, whistle, no talk, 778 01:00:58.199 --> 01:01:04.119 no scream, shout, no no use expletives, no screen Wait what 779 01:01:05.280 --> 01:01:07.800 ah, it's a smile? Oh God, that's stupid. All right, 780 01:01:07.840 --> 01:01:15.159 Well then I'll do one more around it like a mustache mouth. I'm a 781 01:01:15.239 --> 01:01:22.360 four letter word. Oh geezh, I'm a name for a woman. I 782 01:01:22.559 --> 01:01:32.599 end in untkay. Sometimes your uncle makes me come An't there? That is 783 01:01:32.760 --> 01:01:37.280 overtly sexual at the last one. Well, maybe I may have read it 784 01:01:37.320 --> 01:01:39.960 wrong. Sometimes your uncle makes me come. No, I didn't read it 785 01:01:40.000 --> 01:01:43.159 wrong. There we go. Is that? I mean, maybe they mean 786 01:01:43.199 --> 01:01:45.400 a different type of com But that doesn't make sense. I know. But 787 01:01:45.679 --> 01:01:49.320 they have to make a game. It's called Dirty Mines. Anyway, it's 788 01:01:49.320 --> 01:01:53.719 pretty funny, pretty fun pretty fun Well I wound up getting eight. So 789 01:01:53.840 --> 01:01:58.400 how many did you wind up getting? Brain? He got one? Two? 790 01:01:59.320 --> 01:02:06.920 Three? Wow? We both have Really you got this off TM? 791 01:02:07.400 --> 01:02:10.400 Yes, that wasn't bad. Fifty five cents, No, it was like 792 01:02:12.400 --> 01:02:15.320 it was like two fifty this is and it was on Amazon too, and 793 01:02:15.400 --> 01:02:20.360 it was like five dollars more expensive. But of course you get it in 794 01:02:20.440 --> 01:02:22.440 two days. I had to wait for like, okay, this was I 795 01:02:22.519 --> 01:02:24.679 had to wait for a month. That was a fun game. Thank you. 796 01:02:27.119 --> 01:02:31.679 All right, Well that's it, guys. Is next week Valentine's God? 797 01:02:31.800 --> 01:02:37.760 I hope not. I think so. Yeah, okays. The super 798 01:02:37.800 --> 01:02:42.960 Bowl is the eleventh, which is the Valentine's Day? Grinch? Why Valentine's 799 01:02:43.039 --> 01:02:45.400 Day is stupid? It's my anniversary? Oh god is it really? Well? 800 01:02:45.400 --> 01:02:51.239 Happy anniversary, but off to you ruined it for me? How many 801 01:02:51.320 --> 01:02:54.760 years is it going to be? Wow? I am is this year? 802 01:02:55.239 --> 01:03:00.960 No? Okay, I don't think so. Now it's a thank you so 803 01:03:00.079 --> 01:03:05.519 much for listening and watching. We love you guys so much and love your 804 01:03:05.719 --> 01:03:12.559 podcast. Say it what, don't spray it? Say it, don't spray 805 01:03:12.559 --> 01:03:15.880 it. I love you a bit. You insulted my anniversary. You guys 806 01:03:15.880 --> 01:03:19.039 out of here. I love you so much. Tell him you love him. 807 01:03:19.199 --> 01:03:20.599 I love you. I don't want to hear it. I know, 808 01:03:21.960 --> 01:03:27.320 all right, Thank you. I love you too. No, love your 809 01:03:27.360 --> 01:03:30.519 podcast. I love you, my sweep babies. Bye.